The Rico Bosco Experience | Pick Em - Week 11

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Well, the problem is also, that's a point for Bosco. But Dave won't. No, no, I'm giving the point to Bosco. Dave won't admit that. I'm just saying, like, in general, like, if you, if you, if you see, if you know you're gonna see Dave, do you, do you do, like, prep work for Dave? A little bit. I mean, also, like, you're there. And again, you know, he hates, but, like, sometimes you want to talk to an adult. What do you mean? You're talking to little guys a lot. Like, you know, it's nice to change it up a little bit. That's all. So, yeah. I like, I like, I have, I write some stuff down. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's fun. But, by the way, Farmer's Dog is in the show. This show? Yeah. Yes. First time? Bosco just dunked on you. No, no. First time? No, no. I think it's been on before. We've gone a couple times, yeah. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, I use Farmer's Dog. Yeah. How do you like them apples? Good job. I'll take a second to tell you about our friends at the Farmer's Dog. 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Like, I sat down and I was like, Bosco's like, Oklahoma State, that seems so sick. And I was like, what seems sick about it? And I was just like, yeah, it's going to be, yeah, it's going to be good. But I like it. You're doing prep work. When Oklahoma State was rolling. Oh, I agree. I'm excited to go. That place was rocking. I'm very excited to go. Yeah. It was just funny to be like, that seems so sick. Like, yeah, I don't think I, like, pepper you at eight or nine. No, you're good. I'm not mad about it. I like your friendship. And I don't know when we're doing the thing here, so don't ask. I'll tell you when I know. I know you're going to ask. I asked one time. No, I, yeah, but then I heard you got a little do-to-do with somebody. Like, you asked another person, like, after me. And they're like, we don't fucking know. You might have been asking other people? No. Yeah, it's his, it's his show. Jack had asked me about something else. So that's already in the topic of conversation. Then he's like, hey, that's, we got to wait on that. I said, okay, no problem. Okay, no problem. Yeah, I heard it was a little more, like, contentious than that. But you would say it's contentious, Jack? I don't think he's talking about me. I honestly forget. I thought it was Jack, but I forget. I don't think it was the city of Texas. Like, I think it was right after, right after you asked me. You're, like, a big want to know. You know everything before we know. Oh, yeah. It's like, I don't, like, I don't have the answer of when we're doing a thing in my house. We have to do it. We're going to do it with DraftKings. I know you're going to, like, it, it, I'm just saying, no, Mark, I'll tell you when I know. I haven't, I haven't. Right. I'm not a pepper guy. No, but you were, you were, yeah, you are. Okay. You're only as good as your sins. You got to get better. You're right. No, it's not sins. I'm just saying, I don't know. When I know, I'll tell you. I've definitely tried to be a salt guy. Hmm? No. Like, don't. Yeah. Okay. All right. You do like to know, but that's fine. And everybody would. Obelus exists. He's just like, I'll tell you when he, when, when I know. I don't think it's for Obelus. I think he likes to just be in the know. So that other people, he knows before others. Think of it as like a prize fighter. You know, they have a date of the fight. Like, be excited for it. True. Circle it on the count. Yeah, that is true. You got to be sure you're in prong, prong condition for it. There you go. Yeah. No naps. Yeah. I mean, you know the date of the Super Bowl. Yeah. It's all like everybody, you know, we're all dialed in. This is Rico's Super Bowl. Yeah. Right. It's no different. All right. What do we got, boys? Kind of a dud of a week in terms of like games that, that end up being like classics or anything. Rico stays hot. He's at 60%. I'm at 54.3. Dave, you're at 52. We're all above 52%. Yeah, I had a bad week. Rico is. How did, how late, how late did you say? At the Notre Dame game, Dan. I stayed till, oh, this was, oh, I, I had, I had like a string of fuck ups because you, you came up to me and you said you were leaving. I don't know why I was replaying it. I don't think I've ever shook your hand and I shook your hand and I don't, it was so awkward. I don't fucking know why I did that. I don't remember that. Yeah. You came and you were just like, hey, I'm leaving. And I was just like, all right, see ya. And I was just like, why the fuck did I just shake Dave's hand? Oh, I don't remember even shaking your hand. All right. That's good. But then the worst thing that happened was, so I bet Notre Dame big, I had a minus six and a half. For, uh, oh, so you want, I did win. Yeah. Yeah. I want the double winner. You went, you went, what? I was one. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, cause it looked dead. You were killing me by the way, for that over. And I gave you the over. You said it was dead. Yeah. Because I'm working it. Yeah. But you, but that's why I was killing you either way. I, it was 20. What was the score? 21, three Notre Dame. I believe that's when I left. Yeah. So you left, I stay, I stayed for maybe like 10 more minutes and, uh, I was like, all right, I'm leaving and say goodbye to my friends. And then Shane Gillis was there and. caleb and theo and i was like see you guys and i i said shane i was like i've seen enough this team is so much better and he's like don't do that and i was like i really shouldn't have done that because i was like he's a huge notre dame fan i was like i really shouldn't have done that i leave he's just blowing up my phone the whole way back being like you motherfucker you jinxed us because like it just all started crumbling so i had the way back i had not only my bet but i was like shane will not talk to me ever again and he'll have every right to do it if notre dame loses this game because he like that's his number one team he lives and dies with them and i just i hate that i did that right as i was leaving i was like oh dude i had to get out of there i was watching the michigan michigan state game awful awful and um like notre dame scored and people are like looking at me for like high fives yeah i'm watching like michigan go three and out three now it's like i'm not high-fiving it just was a bad like the trip to notre dame was incredible i've said a million times i was the campus a 10 out of 10 um loved everything about it they pulled the credentials i think from busing for the boys loved that um loved everything but being in that suite with everyone going crazy on notre dame and watching what was happening in michigan i had to go i had to get out yeah it was it was an incredible experience though i hope you enjoyed it and i'll see you next time we get to go back uh they might host a playoff game now they but it was yeah i know but we can't do this that to them two out of three games yeah true true uh because they're they're a gatorade house where a body armor house oh it's like the body armor to go to gatorade i mean to go to at notre dame we had to be like and they're one of our long time yeah yeah sponsors the show but they can't be part of that show so we had to be like we think it's great look for us we want to go are you guys okay with it they're like yeah but i don't think we can make it like a habit oh yeah maybe maybe in a year or two we go back but it was it was a lot of fun um the the pre-game was awesome awesome everything about it the dorm pizza reviews was one of one of my one of my favorites ever yeah like that was just those kids those kids were so fun i i said that it was like it was one of those uh pizza reviews that broke down and i was like oh my god i'm not gonna do that again where i saw a bunch of quote tweets being like i normally don't like dave portnoy but this pizza review is incredible like those people we call that a wesley bryant yeah dude you know like i don't care what they say about you but you run a good tournament yeah i don't think you saw did you say that out loud that story i thought they would put it in i saw the clip austin sent it to me they didn't put it in the in the video yeah we were i mean i actually i have a strange take on him that may be different i think he's like actually a top tier villain oh i oh i agree at this point he's that note the notes app that didn't say anything was so well that making what was that making fun of bryson i don't know i think i saw somebody be like i think bryson did something similar i don't know anyways he's up there and top tier villains which i like but he's dead serious to me we're standing on a t and uh he's like you know i don't care what people say about you you throw a good tournament i'm like thanks like what are people saying about me he's like he's like do you read the internet it's like but he wasn't joking yeah by the way his brother is like always been very nice but he's got an edge and unlikableness smug but he's a great golfer he's done successful i like that villain aspect fits and well he also the the only thing i don't like is he's very laissez-faire with the tournament i think he's like i have to play in it because it's gotten so big and all the big guys but he trashed it after last year in this year when he was a captain he was not overly involved i think he delegated it to like bob so he he's but all of it plays in this like really good asshole cocky disinterested but he's their villainous kind of dude yeah no i listen when golfers no matter what he said oh yes that's he'd murder him in a second that's why i'm kind of like i i've i've weirdly started to like love him because he's he keeps doing these things where it's like he'll he'll say he put out the tweet the the context is that his brother got in a fight with santino and his santino's like we need to get these pros out of here and then said team and then his brother was like we got to get the comedians out of here based off that context and then have that tweet being like should we get the worst guys out of here for the rest of our lives for the best eight pros like it's not a leap to say that you you know where he lands on that totally but it's so funny and they're running so i don't want to say competitive tournament but they're like they started their tour based on like what we did and they there but they're elite golfers and better by the way santino i love since you i you can tell me santino hasn't been in the invitational yet and i'd be like yeah i believe it that's how short his yeah it's not even a teams have been slaughtered he's good when he's on he's like he like wins his matches too which is the worst for those he's been the worst luck in the in the like he's the opposite of duke the duke has never won a match and has made it to like the end every time like like you have the the overtime match that big john hit the first putt then you get the second overtime but he's just never in anything that's close like his team it's like all right it's like the match is over and he's on hole three yeah it's like you're out thanks for coming yandel too the tour oh yeah yans hasn't had a competitive shot he flies all the way down it's like thanks for coming yans yeah no i i like my internet invitational the the the two years that we've done it i have i have played i think i've played more golf with santino and yandel than they played in the invitational they leave the league in recreational santino's the uh the the grandpa simpson he just comes in the bar and leaves he instantly he hasn't had a competitive shot and then he has to stay the best part of santino is he's come back with us both times to chicago and he's had to stay till our flight yeah same with yandel he's the whole time uh yeah i haven't talked because i don't do stuff the i'm gonna die on this hill and i know i'm right that like you could have easily advanced with the duke marissa played like shit when she hit the shot that cult rolled right back to her feet it's like you gotta say what do you want to do is a like a borderline not borderline i think she's a professional golfer i have one i have a take that's probably even more dave than that and i think i think the way uh ruffles like handled it just trying to power through all the respect in the world that guy rocks he's awesome at golf seems like the nicest guy in the world he does yeah i think he could have been a little bit better of a leader in that moment a hundred percent put duke in his own cart the guy is a hundred percent fucking dying of nerves you need to go sit down and talk to him you need to go sit down and talk to him you need to go sit next to the duke and coach him through everything and i know that that's not like that's that's hard to do it's a very difficult situation the duke is not a good golfer but like i look at what whitney did and i'm not and i'm obviously biased because i'm very good friends with whitney but the way whitney in that uh in that playoff with the four teams dealt with selene being drunk like that was great leadership he was just like we gotta pump him up yeah and donkey didn't have anybody that bit but donkey was involved in every single shot last year like he was yeah yeah and he now he was lights out but like there were so many positions they put the duke in where it's like oh this is a shot if you just hit a traditional marissa shot at worst he's putting and misses also like you said when he takes out that chipper thing you gotta rip it out of his hands be like fucking put this thing on the green i don't think it's a legal club yeah it just people are not like i would say it's a legal club it's a legal club it's a legal club it's a legal club i was saying it during i'm like oh my god because they're not putting him in positions that make it easy and it wasn't that crazy of a thing you have the two best or ruffles the best than marissa's like the next it easily could have advanced and what the tournament is happened to duke like duke has been fairly happy-go-lucky he plays a thing it's the first time he starts smelling the money he went to bed early ruffles played i think ruffles but like you said you go to the tournament and you gotta be you gotta be in his car you gotta be telling him what you don't let the duke pick his club and his shot it you can't you fork out every shot of his it felt like and i i don't know like i listen i'm terrible at golf i am a mental like absolute pussy when it comes to these things like i i am not i don't have the balls to hit like these shots even if i was good at golf but it they left him on an island to the point where it's like they were basically like it's almost said like all right duke's gonna have a bad shot and then we'll just have to clean it up it's like no no try your best to get duke to like they're almost like like staying away from him and i also think they should have done a different i think they should have gone marissa uh duke ruffles ruffles should have gone after clean up yeah yeah and by the way if looking at the teams going in it looked wildly unfair for mike Erica, Bobby, and Gaethje, and they didn't make it. it wasn't an automatic L at all. Do you look at Hank? Hank thinks it's an automatic L? No, we were discussing. I don't think it's an automatic L. I think if, you know, you do it 10 times, there's a world where like Ruffles and Marissa, they advance like two or three. They were definitely probably, they were at the biggest disadvantage. Like they, I don't know that that's true. If you do that nine holes 10 times. Real bad. She's a professional golfer. But if you add it up, just based off like adding up all the handicaps, Duke being such a high handicap, their combined average is significantly higher. I didn't think it was that far off when people added the handicaps. Like I think Ruffles is like not just one. He's like a way better one than anybody else that was in it. And Marissa theoretically should have been a way better two than anybody else in it. The only thing with that is she's a better player, but the driving, like she just can't hit it. It wasn't driving. That had nothing to do with her shots. She can hit it farther than Riggs. Yeah, I think I like, I don't think it was an automatic L. Yeah, I think the second hole, there's so many of the second hole Ruffles, or was it the first hole? Even the putt or yeah, Ruffles smashes his drive and, and Marissa, you have to be like pretty close in when you're Marissa. She left him on an uphill, like nobody had an advantage after Ruffles drive, which was a pitching wedge from the green. You can't do that to the, she's also Hank. If it was nine holes, I see your point of like, these guys are going to out drive her by six. It was nine. It was nine holes. She don't, I'm saying playing individual. She only had a drive three times. And then to your, to the other point, like Dave saying, if Ruffles gives her a 60 shot, she's a professional golfer. She's supposed to be lights out from a short club, put it right by the green. You know what I mean? Like they definitely should have had Ruffles go after the dude. Cause that is like, that is, he's going to make up shots for him better than she would. This is like, obviously Monday morning quarterbacking because we were, you know, we were watching it live and I, you know, I didn't have this take till I watched it back. But like, yeah, I think that there is, yes, the Duke is a disadvantage. That's crazy. Not to say the Duke is, the Duke is absolutely a disadvantage. But that's the thing. And then we, and then we specifically asked when you see it in the footage, when, when he was like, Hey, trade Salim and the Duke. It's like, no, that's not a fair trade. We could trade Marissa for someone else. If you want, by the way, I don't think they're getting in with Salim the way that they played. Like, I don't think they played well enough. Like Marissa just did not play well. She had to play. She had to play her a game. She played probably her C game. She probably would tell you that. And so, yeah, I think there was probably moments that, uh, and again, Ruffles was, I think that also like Ruffles probably that was his, I think this was, he wasn't in the first one, right? He knows now I, I guarantee you Ruffles, if he's back for year three, which I hope he is because he's awesome, dude. I think he knows now as the best golfer, I'm going to probably be in a position at some point where I have to pick somebody up. The, the weakest link in, in a spot. And I'm going to have to figure out how to, how to overcome it. So it's been awesome. Awesome. By the way, back to the Wesley Bryant thing. I am now like in love with him because of the notes app. Like he's just, he's not trolling, but then he'll like, there'll be like a golf third. It'd be like, people just don't understand your mind is playing like tricks on these guys. And he's like, thank you for appreciating. I'm like, dude, I like this guy. Now he is a villain. Now here's a question on him. And I don't know the answer. I honestly don't. Like, do you think he's rooting for the invitational to fail? Like, do you think he's old? So he wants it to get to the point where he doesn't have to play in it. I don't think he likes barstool. Actually. I, I almost guarantee it. I think he's a very serious golfer. Cause he was on the PGA tour. And I think he thinks like we're a sideshow circus. Oh, I think he thinks like, um, um, personally, like bad for society. Like who, but somebody called me a scrounge on society. Who called me that the other day, but Dave, you put on a great tournament files. You put on a great tournament. Who, who said I'm a scrounge on says, Oh, no, a scourge. It was, uh, Hank. It was the, the guy who writes for queerly, uh, in Boston. Gay guy. Oh, Stein or Alex. Yeah. Is it Alex Stein? No, that's no fucking Houston. No, I know. I know. He was, he was with the, with the match. You're like, I went reamer Alex reamer, Alex reamer scrounger. We had, we had, that was, uh, after the election, there was a lot of like barstool down bad, uh, he's flying around. Yeah. I, I, I, I have grown to, I don't know how he did it, but Wesley Brian, like I don't, I like him now. He is a villain. He's a, he's, he's a bad mama jamma. He's just that notes app. I just read that notes app and I was waiting for some type of retirement and it just never came. He's just like, I'm excited about the future of golf. It seems like a guy like he, like he drop you into that of like toxic waste and just walk out, not even watch. Like he's just had, like he's very cold. So yeah, but it's, it, it, it, it keeps growing. Yeah. Yeah. The red, the red shirt had me dying too. We went, yeah, just holding the red shirt and then his line back. It's just like, I Dan, I just saw your thing. Was that all, was that an extended cut? You posted of what? It was of a red shirt. Oh, Dom must've posted it. Yeah. Maybe I don't know if that, I couldn't tell if it was extended. I mean, he did listen. You guys, you guys, they didn't show that much of the, the, the matchups you guys tried to, you guys tried to set Whitney up. No, no. Incorrect. You're lying. You're doing a rider thing for, for Whitney right now. Whitney knows that's not true. There were, there was one team had like three girls and the other team had one girl and it was going to be guys having to play. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a Whitney guy, but it was definitely set up and his shirt was white. It's like you just for people viewing at home, it, you like you have, I'm trying to make it so people can follow along. Who's playing. And it's also perfect. The rigs is wearing the lightest blue. There is like looking like, so the, uh, the, the finale will, will be, uh, Thursday at noon Eastern. No, I guess they're debating what time they want to post it right now. It's going to be night time last year. Yeah. Why not? I don't know. I I'm letting them do whatever, whatever they want. All right, we'll get back to the games in a second. Let me tell you about our friends at body armor. This episode is brought to you by body armor. Flash IV flash IV is packed with electrolytes, delivering faster, longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes, flavors, or sweeteners. Whether you're training, traveling, just feeling, the heat or cheering on your team, work hard and hydrate hard with body armor. Flash IV, grab it at seven 11. Uh, okay. Did you have anything before we get to the football? Any, anything with, uh, Sophia with an F, uh, new book. What's her name? What's the book's name? Well, they said spider did Coke in the, yeah, spider was doing bumps of Coke in the bathroom, the Christmas party, which he flatly denies. I didn't think spider was a Coke guy. Maybe I'm, I'm not in a loop. I think he's a weed guy, but he's like total lie. Then she said, she did it with Rob. So I asked our Rob, I'm like, where are you? Is this you? Were you even here then? Not me. He's like, I think that was tungstown Bob that she was referring to. So I texted Bob. I texted Bob. I texted Bob. He's like that. It's amazing. He freezes on that both times. Yeah. I want to get my thoughts out. I purposely get, I told gas, I don't want to see the clips. Like I don't want to see him. I want to relax. I don't want my blood pressure to go up. There's one clip here. And I'll show it to you. I'll play it right now. That is like this. I mean, this is two girls. We put it, put it in the microphone, Dave, Dave, put it in the microphone. Locker room talk for women. Yes. That's what it was. And so it just resonates. It blows up. Yeah. Massive success. So much. So that barstool sports reaches out because it's so popular. It just goes. Yeah. Wait, what? I mean, how am I supposed to even live with this stuff? They were nothing. They didn't exist. Yeah. It. It. It's like game of thrones. I like. And by the way, I said on the toast, I'm like, I don't know if there's mean, but I like, she didn't write the book. Like it's very well written. It's like, I, she did not like it's a Francis book. Like she probably sat down. Yeah. Talk to somebody and they wrote a book. So I don't know. It is what it is. I mean, I have. If I didn't have the personal life stuff with her with business insider and stuff like that, that she direct. And I guess in the book, she omitted that actually. Well, I haven't read. Yeah. She's like, I sent emails to business. I was like, yeah, that that's nice to hear. Now, if that part didn't happen, she probably like, you know, Franklin made, I mean, Alex Cooper's made hundreds of millions. She made nothing. It's like, she kind of paid the price, I guess for everything that happened, but I also don't feel bad for her at all. It's like, they tried to fuck us and she got fucked. Right. Like, but no, I'm trying. I went on the toast, which has caused a little bit of a stir, which I didn't mean to. I'm just trying to stay away because, you know, gas wants to send me every clip. Oh yeah. He wants you. He wants to fire you up. He's an enabler. Yeah. He loves making me miserable with clips like that. That just loves it. Yeah. Yeah. See, Bosco, he guesses everyone. I know. Yeah, it's brutal. All right, what do you got, Bosco? What do you got going on? Let's talk some ball. Or you want to talk something else? No. Or if Jack has anything. What has Jack got? We talked some chat. Oh, yeah? How was it? Good time. Did you go to both games? Yeah. Nice. He had a bad college basketball guy moment, though, I will say, walking in. My buddy asked him, like, who are the guys we should be watching in Michigan State? And he said he's in football mode, so he didn't give him an answer. I think that I rattled off some names, FYI. He said no. Okay. He said there's one guy from New York. That does sound like you. Jack, I said a few names. I think he tailed off. But, Dan, in fairness, what's the biggest criticism? When the calendar turns November. Yeah. I start evaporating. Fair. Like fucking Alex Mack. Fair. You can't evaporate this year. You're in first place. When the going's good. When the going's good, you stay with football. Fair weather Johnson, I guess. That is fair. Who do you in the ball fish? Do you know anything about the Oklahoma State basketball coach? You don't know who it is? Bosco, let me ask you this. If you were at 45% right now. I don't, actually, off the top of my head. That was good. Good job. I really don't. Good job. Eric Morris? No, that's a football. That's football. Bosco, if you were at 45% right now, you'd probably be talking more hoops. The Venn diagram would overlap. And I'm saying that like you're doing an unbelievable job. Steve Lutz? Doesn't ring a bell, to be honest with you. Steve Lutz. Previous coach at Texas A&M, Corpus Christi, Western Kentucky. Assistant coach at Purdue. Nah, his name hasn't crossed my desk. We got to get that on the desk. Yeah. You back? You back? We lost you for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Austin, like I keep telling Austin, we have some internet problems. He keeps ignoring it. Yeah. You were freezing a couple times. All right, so what do you got big picture? Anything rankings? No, just that catch, obviously. Which catch? The Notre Dame. That wasn't a catch. Not a catch. Not a catch. Yeah. Not a catch 100 out of 100 times. Slow motion has gotten too good. Not only not a catch, the Miami guy who caught it did not react like it was a catch. Not a catch. I go not a catch, but it is very close. Sounds like you don't. Yeah, I don't know. It's tough. It was definitely bang bang. Do you think it was a catch? No. It's close, though. We shouldn't have said what side we were on first. It's close. I do think it's definitely a catch. I don't even think it was. I mean, it's close in the sense he almost caught it like any other catch, but it's not close to being called a catch. It's not a catch. It's close in the sense that if you watch it in slow motion, you could tell yourself it's a catch, but it's not a catch. Not a catch. And I had Miami, so I wanted it, but not a catch. Not a catch. Michigan's an absolute debacle. Yeah, you guys are really, really bad, Dave. I've turned on everybody. It's just turned. I've turned. Yeah, I mean, Kyle Whittingham, I read a theory that makes a lot of sense to me that Kyle Whittingham was never planning on taking the job. He was going to ride off into the sunset, and then his agent was like, dude, just take the job, and if you don't like it, you'll just get a buyout. And he pretty much hasn't liked it from the beginning, and he's going to get a buyout. I heard Urban Meyer, like, undoing us. Yeah, which I respect. I respect that if he did. I mean, he did this. And by the way, like, it doesn't make a lick of difference that we fired Jason Beck. It's just like now the Utah offensive line coach has been with these, like, that we're fucked. So what do you do? I hope they fire him at the end of the year. We've got to fire him. Go get Chesney. Why do you think Chesney would go to Michigan? Because it's UCLA versus Michigan. Like, anybody with, and sorry, Blutman, but anybody who has a comparison, competitive bone wants to play in front of full crowds that care about what you're putting out. Come on, Austin. I keep, Austin, how many times am I going to freeze and you'd be like, not react? Fucking, you know when all this started. What, your internet? When Austin's not on top of things. Yeah. There's nothing else. I don't know what else we can do about this, Dave. Like, we talked to the company. This is the fastest thing. Yeah, we're trying to figure out the fastest we can get it installed. But they're like, there's a fast internet and the keys. Like, there's nothing else we can do. They blame it on your cameras. They're like, cameras are uploading all the time. So that's why it's, but your cameras were there last year. So it makes no sense. Cameras uploading all the time? Yeah, the upload speed of your cameras. I was with Dave in the RV this, on Saturday, when someone mentioned Starlink. And I was like, oh, that's, Austin's going to have to figure this out now. Yeah, Starlink or let's get it wired in here. Get it hard-lined. Old school. Yeah. It is crazy. But I do a lot. I live here eight months a year. Yeah. How are you doing on days? I was thinking about that the other day. You were thinking about that? Why? Why were you thinking about that? I'm trying to be more conscious of your friend. No, that's not being conscious. Whatever, Dan. You know what? I can't have a good bone in my body. No, no. Every year around this time, like, the Will Chamberlain pic comes up. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I remember things. I don't know what you want me to say. Okay? All right. All right? So, I'm like, I hope he hits the days. Yeah. It's a lot better if he hits the days. Yeah. Let's get some. There's got to be. It's like I'm an hour outside of Miami. It's not like I'm in Antarctica. We've got to get wireless that works. We have to hard-line it in. We'll hard-line that shit in. Yeah. How are you doing on days, though, Dave? Great. We're worried. Great. I'm getting audited, actually, as we speak. Oh, no. So, now you've got to work. Which I knew would happen. Now you've got to worry about that. But I've been by the book. Nothing to find on this guy. Love that. Love that. Okay. What else you got? What else you got? College football. Any thoughts? Oregon's fake punt I wrote down. The college football show I was excited about that you fucking shit on. No, I didn't shit on it. I am excited to go to Stillwater. I'm excited to go to Stillwater. I love seeing new places. How frustrated were you with those BYU fucking interceptions? What do you mean frustrated? Sucked. I root for BYU. And as many, listen, I know that they probably can't win it at 90 to 1. Yeah. But I do stand by the fact that I saw the path, and I said, if they split with Notre Dame and Utah, I'll be in a great spot. I did not account for that UCF fucking loss, and that's becoming more and more frustrating through the day. So, I said what they were going to do, and they're still in the picture. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't get credit for that. Why don't I get credit for that? You said they'd split with Utah? I thought they'd win. Notre Dame. But you didn't account for UCF. So, that's a pretty big, like, asterisk. That's true. You're out. I think they still got a shot. They can still make the Big 12. Yes, they can. Well, no, if they make the Big 12, Dave. Because there's an automatic. Yes, yes. There's an automatic. Yes. I was looking at trying to get tiebreakers Saturday night. Like, the actual team that is interesting is. Duckies. Yeah. Your team will never die. The second team in the fucking Big Ten is going to be very interesting. Aren't you? Are you still, like, in that picture? How many losses do you have? Wisconsin is third. Yeah, there's guys. There's, like, the second team is going to be very interesting. But, I mean. It's Indiana's in the driver's seat, but Indiana could lose this week. Yeah. It's Indiana's to lose. But there's tiebreakers that could favor the Duckies. You could have an old West Big Ten final. Did Iowa lose last week? No. Iowa's still ahead of Oregon, too. Yeah. You look at me like that. I don't know why you're looking at me like that. I did not. Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty sure. And UCLA. I don't know what the first. Well, yeah. It's UCLA and Indiana. We're factoring in that one team's going to go undefeated. Like, it's better if UCLA goes undefeated. UCLA also beat Oregon. I don't know what the first tiebreaker is, but they're. Iowa's 7-2, overall 4-2 in the conference. I mean, Ohio State's not out of it as crazy as that is. Yeah, the Ducks are 4-2 in the conference as well. I don't know what the first tiebreaker is. So, maybe the Duckies are ahead of the Iowa right now. They could be. I'll look it up. All right. What else, Rico? Talk about other stuff. No, that's kind of it. That's all I had. That's it? Yeah. Oh. All right. Record against all common conference opponents. So, maybe Oregon is in the third, like, top of the third. Yeah. That's good. Duckies. Okay. Would you want the South Carolina ADs number? That might have crossed my desk. You still trying to do that show? Yeah. So, the update there is they're holding a spot for game day. Um, there's some festival across the street, but it sounds like where we've talked to the people, we may be shifting to Tennessee. We'll see. It's always where it's always we're on hold. There's not a ton of great games that week. And we're always on hold for the, for big noon and game day, except at Notre Dame. But, um, so we always have to play that game and we're late because, uh, obviously we got fired. I did shoot a text to Fox. Uh. I was like, if Ryan day gets fired in my back, what'd they say? Yeah. Right. Un, uncommitted. Okay. But I feel like that's gotta be, I mean, if he's gone, I don't know why we wouldn't be back in Michigan. Maybe you want to want me because I've been pretty hard on them, but what are you going to do? But that's out of a rooting interest that comes from love. You're toughest on the ones you love. Yeah. But that is, I mean, last year, Wisconsin, right? He got what we get. Wisconsin. Perfect example. No, I know we got kicked. No, but that's a bad example. Bad example. like Wisconsin, i was hard on wisconsin last year i was asked we were told we can't go to wisconsin not by anyone in the football staff it was by the actual academics yeah but my spin zone is that those schools should know that comes from a place of love you gotta understand though they don't have but your spin zone carries no weight correct fair and also i wish it did academics the academic people are just like totally different shirts as they're not wall street yeah stuff shirts they don't what like he's a stuffed shirt he's got no personality can't he can't let loose he's a stuffed shirt like imagine if he walked around with a stuffed shirt yeah like he's stuffy stuff shirt like you're stuffing stuff into your shirt no it's i think he's saying he's stuffy stuffy but stuffed shirt is how i always used to hear it i like that so yeah that's what they are well i'm sure large is her term it's like when you get starch like heavy starch yeah got it ah i see it for some reason 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like compost and it's crazy we did like compost and it's crazy we did private security we did uh like private private security we did uh like private private security we did uh like private investigation with mike last week investigation with mike last week investigation with mike last week boston's been doing a great job dave he investigation with mike last week i mean yesterday he got i just gave him i mean yesterday he got i just gave him i mean yesterday he got i just gave him flowers yeah yeah no no i'm just saying flowers yeah yeah no no i'm just saying flowers yeah yeah no no i'm just saying like kb i saw this video yesterday of uh like kb i saw this video yesterday of uh like kb i saw this video yesterday of uh this was insane black friday's pretty this was insane black friday's pretty this was insane black friday's pretty tough this was insane had bosco's like tough this was insane had bosco's like tough this was insane had bosco's like head in his ass they were doing a black 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joke obviously big big tommy's front joke obviously big big tommy's front and center yeah so like he leaves those and center yeah so like he leaves those and center yeah so like he leaves those guys in the dark and dave what do you guys in the dark and dave what do you guys in the dark and dave what do you call the show call the show call the show almost sports okay so it's multi-layered almost sports okay so it's multi-layered almost sports okay so it's multi-layered oh it's good oh it's good oh it's good it's good who made this it's good who made this it's good who made this oh uh oh uh oh uh who's i got his phone right now if we who's i got his phone right now if we want to go through anything want to go through anything want to go through anything henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel henkel i see a bunch of screenshots i see a bunch of screenshots i see a bunch of screenshots firing off text last night that's how firing 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We're sitting in, like, the 300s, and he sat with us for the first game. Me and him are on opposite sides. My five buddies are in between us. Halftime ends. We all go up, and my one buddy's sitting next to him. I'm like, how is sitting next to Rico? He's like, it was fine, but all he does is he zooms in on his phone to see who's sitting around courtside and to see if he knows him. And he's like, he just keeps telling me he is supposed to have a ticket for the second game on the wood, and he just keeps looking at the bald guy who he wants to go sit next to to see who's sitting in his seat. And I was like, that's Bosco, man. Did you go down? Yeah. That's perfect. We had a lot of laughs, though. We had a lot of laughs. It was fun. You were great. That's you, Bosco. Let's go experience. I love it. All right, let's do some college football talk. DraftKings college football playoff picture doesn't wait for the final whistle. 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I was saying on PMT, it was like, I would love if we could get the mic'd up coaches before the game. Like, imagine. I actually think that I would never lose a bet if I could get the speeches before the game because after the game, I had Georgia, but after the game, like on Sunday, they released a video, and it's Kirby Smart just being like, remember what they stole from us last year, and guys going up to each other being like, we're going to be violent for 60 minutes. I'm like, they were never losing this game. Love that shit. When he says that, when Kirby starts like, remember what they took from you, in like his fucking accent, and just so fired up. Uh, okay. Good, decent games this week. There's a couple, yeah. A couple big ones. We'll be at the Texas Tech-Oklahoma State game, which I'm very excited for. All right, let's start, though. USC at Indiana. Indiana's minus 7.5, over under 50.5. Indiana drops five spots on a bye week to number nine, which seems like it was the committee basically saying we screwed it up week one of the rankings. Tennessee should have been higher. Also, a lot of teams got big wins, though. That'll shift that. It's the biggest week of the year. Yeah, but it is pretty funny to lose. I think Indiana's closer to where they should be ranked now than they were last week. Then they were in the beginning, but that's, yeah. Then he also trashed them. Yeah, and everyone that Indiana has beaten lost last week, which was kind of crazy. But it is funny to see them drop five spots and not have a game. That's like a, how do you do that? All right, what do you got in this game, Dave? I'm going to, I may kick myself, but at some point I am like, all right, you are what you are. And Indiana finds that magic at the end of the game and is escaping and Houdini acts and 60-yard field goals, goal line stands, all of this, that, the other thing. I'll take the points with USC. I mean, I think Indiana can escape and win this game for sure at home, but they've given me no reason to think this won't be close. Certainly wouldn't shock me if USC snuck it out, even though it should, but I'll take USC in the points. Bosco? I'm going to go with the under Indiana. Kind of played with this system. I think it's going to be an under. I'm going to go opposite you, Dave. I'm going to take Indiana minus seven and a half. My reasoning is simple. It's Indiana's defense is legit. USC, when they play a good defense, especially on the road, we saw what Wisconsin did to USC. We pressured the quarterback. When USC doesn't get pressure, the Ohio State game, Jordan Maieva is unbelievable. I think Indiana is going to be in the backfield all day. I also think that Indiana had a very late bye week and they were probably, they were probably kind of running out of gas there a little bit with the Minnesota game and like a couple overtime games. So I think the bye week probably helps them a lot and they come out with a new spirited effort. They switch quarterbacks. I like Indiana here. Yeah. I mean, they just haven't proved that they're good all season long. So we'll see. I just can't trust Lincoln Riley on the road. Yeah, but I don't even know what matters. Like they could have lost to Northwestern. They could have lost to Minnesota. They could have lost to Michigan. These are all bad teams. Yeah, what's their marquee win too? Indiana. Not very marquee. Northwestern. Not very marquee. Okay. Next game. Florida, Kentucky. Kentucky minus three and a half over under 52 and a half. Kentucky loses. Tennessee. Tom sent me a different list. What did he send you? Arizona-Utah. Yeah, that's on there. Oh, I only wrote down four. That's on me. Florida-Kentucky. Sorry. Do you want to lead with it even though you don't know anything about the game? Now I'm going to need some time to take a look. Okay. Dave, what do you got? Kentucky's minus three and a half over under 52 and a half. Kentucky's still alive. Kentucky, if they win out, they're fine. I think Tennessee's a really, really good team. I like Tennessee a lot. I think their defense is like. Winning at Tennessee is a very difficult thing to do this year. Agreed. So who do you got? This is at Kentucky, though. Florida-Kentucky. Yeah, I'm going to take Kentucky, Will Stein and Kentucky. I'm a little nervous. Maybe Kentucky is going to be starting to get worn down here towards the end of the season and start fading. And, you know, I just mentioned Houdini wins. They've had a couple Houdini wins. I don't think. This is more almost an indictment on Florida for me, which you don't know what Florida team you're going to get. Never. They're saying there's basically three and a half, so sort of pick them. I'm just taking Kentucky because they're home in a bounce back, but I'm afraid they may be physically beaten up. I wouldn't touch this game with real money with a 10-foot pole. Rico? Under. I still. I like what I've seen out of these defenses still being very, very low-scoring games. Okay. Rooting for Kentucky. I think Kentucky would be a nice story to make the playoff. I'll go over. I'll do over 52 and a half. Utah at Arizona. Arizona's two and a half point underdog over under 54 and a half. I'll start with this one. I'm taking Arizona. I think Arizona, their passing game, Utah's pass secondary is susceptible to the big plays. Utah coming off a very emotional win. Holy War, Arizona. Arizona's been in a lot. They're not a bad team, and I think this is like their. No Fafita, their fifth-year senior. It could be a signature win for him. It also feels just very in line with what's going on in college football this year. Utah kind of cruising. Arizona picks them off, so I'll take Arizona plus two and a half. Bosco. Over. Big 12 overs. I do agree with you. Big plays. Arizona can pass the ball. Utah gave up a bunch of big pass plays last week to BYU. I think it's going to be an over. We've seen the big 12 turn. What's the total? 55 and a half is what I wrote down. 54 and a half. 54 and a half. Over. I like that. I'm going to take Arizona the owner. Over. Bosco convinced me on the over. I love Arizona. It's the perfect spot for them coming off the Holy War and the perfect spot for Utah to finally get tripped up. It is crazy that Utah is having their best season in 20 years once they got rid of. I said this on a different show. We got sold a lemon. We went to the car lot and we had a slick, snake-shoed oil salesman basically sell us a coach from Utah. Now Utah is unbelievable, but I do think this is a spot they trip up in. I like Arizona. Okay, next up. Texas at LSU. LSU minus four. Night game. I know it's a big deal. Over under 46 and a half. I hate this game. Tough game. LSU stinks. Texas has been inconsistent too, though. I'm taking Texas plus the points. I'll start. I'll take Texas plus the points. That's where I'm at. I don't know if I'll need the four and a half. I think it's a sprinkle. It's what? Oh, you're going to take Moneyline? I don't love it. Yeah, I don't love it, but it's what happened to the Miami Outright. Tony got knocked out. You're playing without one of their best wide receivers. Listen, I think four is going to matter. It wouldn't shock me if Texas won the game, but it kind of would shock me if it's not down to the field, although sometimes you can get fucked. Like that Notre Dame Miami game was like that. I should have covered like I didn't, but like seven I pushed like it didn't I it when you say, well, I think it's going to come down to last possession exactly like Miami Notre Dame did like you should cover. So Chris, the ball kicked the field goal from the fucking one yard line. Didn't they get backed up? Weren't they on the three? You're talking on that first. Yeah, early close. I mean close enough that you could have gone for it. Yeah. It was a 16 yard field. I'll look it up 16. I think they go. They did a pitch and lost like two yards. I thought I don't think it was on the one. So that's it is a big difference to say they kicked it from the one versus the three. I think it was the two of the three, not the one, not inside the one. So anyways, yeah, I So that means what it was. Yeah, the three right three plus. No, that means the two wait 19 yard. So it's 10 yards back nine third and goal on the one and then he clicked he and then tackled on the ND one and he kicked the field goal for 19. It was on the one like this one. He lost yards by the way on the LSU still being in the top 25 is that's how the SEC keeps getting propped up. Yes. See, yeah, I mean it's it's it ESPN owns the SEC. What is the difference between Wisconsin's resume and LSU's? We're both six and three. No, you'll never get like there's I don't know what the difference is. We we both have two ranked wins where the team ended up being shitty Penn State and USC for Wisconsin Texas A&M and Mississippi State for LSU. We both got blown out by a better team Notre Dame and Alabama like there's no difference between our resume first LSU win when they beat Clemson by 50. Yeah, they're altered how because that was like a nationally televised first game of the season LSU's losses have been like they should have be Kentucky Mississippi there any but I agree with you but it's the SEC you I'm taking Texas here. I would just be a real shame if I'm like, oh, it's a tie game is coming out of the end and someone wins by touchdown but I think the four points will matter. I'll take Texas. You think this team should have a fucking number next to him Missouri wins against Kansas Troy lost to Mississippi State beat Florida Texas A&M who stinks lost to Ole Miss beat Arkansas lost to Texas. They're still got screwed. They did get screwed to Texas Dan, but the resume didn't get screwed. Yes, they did. There's a big compilation of last week. Yeah, I wasn't as dialed. I thought I thought they each other. What are we talking about? Send it to you, dude. Dave. No, I do. They had bad luck, but I thought they were all the right call. No, you did not think Dave. That's not what you said in the moment with the intentional grounding that they didn't call the running back was going backwards and he threw it seven yards past them. Yeah, he yeah, that they didn't call intentional grounding on arch. Yeah, but what did I have to do? That was right. That would have changed. They did not call intentional grounding on that. It was a time. I remember the intentional grounding. They should have called intentional ground, but I didn't there that to me wasn't like they like there was a play that was fourth down in the fumble that like Texas recovered for a first down went and scored and people are being like Texas. That was a bad call. I think that was the right call. That was that was the same drive. Take a look at your grounding. Non-call changes that drive. Take a look at your phone and play it on 2x. There's a compilation. Yes. I know. Okay. There were a bunch of calls that I that were very close and they all went against the I agree with the intentional grounding, but I'm not going to say get screwed on one non-intentional grounding call those grew up. There's a ton drink which was mad. There was like I was a three to five replay boost that he thought the replay them and I think the replay booth got it right every time. They were just super close calls. Yeah, but I still don't think Missouri should have a number next. That's my point. Okay, so and the SEC will always get that favoritism. I'll take Texas with us, man. No, I don't know. I hate this game. I hate this game when I'm looking at first half. You're going to take you're going to take let's see halves first half. I would take under 23 and a half first half. All right. Last game game will be at Texas Tech in Oklahoma State, Oklahoma State minus three and a half over under 72 and a half Dave over over over over over over over over over. Love it. You have any two and a half the old big 12. I don't know what's going on. It's almost like we should cut this part. So the wise guys don't like be like, yeah, what are we doing? But these overs with Oklahoma State crazy. They're the easiest thing. Maybe since we've been doing the show that number against Kansas was like what it was low 48. They are the Oklahoma State is the perfect team because they can score on anybody doesn't matter how good your defense is and they can't stop anybody doesn't matter how bad your offense is. Yep. It's the perfect combo. Yeah, we dream from teams like this. We were we're complaining in the in the RV being. Yeah, why the fuck did we just bet everything on just this over? Yes, they hit it themselves. Oh 63. They said it was high. I didn't realize themselves. It was over in the first half. I didn't realize it was that high. Yeah. Who cares? Let me do this week. It could be 90. I do it. Yep. I might I might ladder. I might ladder it. Love it. Yeah, it's DraftKings legal in Texas. Well, we have we have predictions so you can do everything. It's also Oklahoma, but yeah. Oh, yeah, right. Good point. Oklahoma State Yeah, but prediction market, but yeah, I'm laddering that for sure. Okay, let's do our cards. We're all on the over. I'll get back to the games in a second, but let me tell you about our friends at Papa John's. At Papa John's, quality is at their core, and they've been setting the standards since 1984. That's why they make each original crust pizza with their fresh, never-frozen dough, real ingredients, and serve it with their signature pepperoncini and garlic sauce in every box. And right now, the Grand Papa Pizza is back for a limited time. This is Papa John's largest pizza ever, made with their original dough stretched out into an XXL pizza. That's double XL pizza, making each slice super thin and crispy. And it's topped with huge deli pepperoncinis and Italian seasoning. Order today at your local Papa John's to grab yours before it's gone. I'll do mine real quick. I have a lot of plays. No. Yeah, I got a lot of plays. All right, here we go, Jackie. Oregon State at Boise, over 65 1⁄2. Iowa-Purdue, over 47 1⁄2. I'm going to take Georgia, minus 15 1⁄2. I know it's maybe a little letdown, but I think they're going to pound Mizzou at home. I have USF. This is a spite pick. USF, plus 3 1⁄2 at home against Memphis. What? You've taken USF every single week. No, I haven't. I'm serious. You've taken them a lot of time. No, I haven't. All right. Have I? It's just a. No, it's a spite pick against Memphis. Granted, but if we were putting, like, teams pick the most, you've picked USF a lot. Is that true? Yeah. I just find it interesting. It's not really about me, but he's so convinced. That's all. I don't have an opinion on the game at all. What's so interesting about it? Yeah, you know, I don't know. I'm just alerting. Yeah, what is so interesting? I found that interesting. It was funny. I don't know. No, I'm not mad about it. I'm just wondering what. USF, when did I. I think I had them. I might have had them last week. Yeah, I mean, they've covered two out of the last. I don't have an opinion on them spread anywhere or not, but it's somehow. It's just funny to me that USF finds a way on your card every time. Funny how? Interesting. Okay, I'll get back to my card. Not a lot of USF. I just went through them. Oh, really? I think there's one over, and then two other times you picked them over 10 weeks. So that's not even close. I'll have my guys do digging. He just. He's got the. He fucks it up sometimes. He does good. Not anymore. Not anymore. I use the dashboard, bitch. Wait, so what you said about USF is just not right? Fair. I'm fair. I mean, he just stopped me mid. Sorry. Mid-card. Does that get you out of rhythm? A little bit. I'll pump you back up. A little bit, because there was a spike pick against Memphis. I didn't even think about USF. It was like, whoever Memphis is playing, I hate Memphis. Can I fire you up? Yeah, it got me fired up. Remember what they took from you, Dan. Yeah, yeah. 60 minutes of fucking hell. That's right. I like that. All right, Cincy plus three. Iowa State, Cincy, over 59 and a half. I got two crazy, wild and crazy. You want to get crazy? You want to get crazy, Dave? I got two crazy overs. UTSA, North Texas, over 75 and a half. FAU, Tulsa, over 74 and a half. That's crazy shit. They've played track meets. That's fucking crazy shit. This might be a mistake. I don't care. Alabama, minus 15 and a half at Vanderbilt. NC State, plus three at home against Syracuse. Penn State, minus nine and a half at home against Minnesota. I think Minnesota's running out of gas. ECU, minus 11 and a half at Charlotte. BC, plus 29 and a half at Notre Dame. That's just a letdown spot from the biggest win and just huge moment. UL Lafayette, minus 11 and a half at UL Monroe. Oklahoma, plus one and a half at home against Ole Miss. Oklahoma, Jason Witten now is the offensive coordinator. I think he, I mean, they went down to Florida and won. This defense is still really good. Ole Miss kind of, like, there's, I guess they still have a shot. Yeah, but not really. Yeah, a little fraudy. Yeah, the air's going to come out of that balloon. James Madison, minus four at UConn. Love that. Listen, Matt Rule's not a good coach. And he fired Dana Holgerson, a personal friend of ours. But I do think that when you fire the OC, you get a spirited effort. So, I'm going to take Nebraska, minus 13 and a half at Rutgers. This is the probably trap game of the millennium. And I'm going to, sometimes you just got to walk in the trap and hope you can steal the cheese. Tennessee, minus 13 and a half at Rutgers. Tennessee, minus two and a half at Texas A&M. Ooh. That is a huge trap. No, I'm trying to steal the cheese, Dave. I know I'm trying to steal the cheese. Huge trap. Jacksonville State, minus seven at Western Kentucky. Great pick. Liberty, minus 20 and a half at home against Middle Tennessee. Wyoming, minus seven and a half at UTEP. Colorado State, plus nine and a half at Wazoo. North Dakota State, minus six and a half at Hawaii. That's a big card. Huge card. I'm excited. I'm excited. Dave, go ahead. All right. All right. UCLA, minus 10 and a half against Illinois. Oh, that was such, by the way, very funny moment when we get to the RV, and I was like, we're sitting there waiting to do the show, and I was like, Nebraska is so bad. And Dave just goes, what time does that game start? I was like, it was last night. Yeah, I killed him. Oh, I fucking loved Illinois. I have like three or four this past week, all the way into Monday Night Football, where, where things are seeming so obvious to me. I'm not doing it like the Bills versus the Vikings on Wake Up Parcel. And no, I don't deserve like a Nobel Peace Prize for being like, they'll shut them down early, and eventually defense is going to get worn down because you can't be in the field. And I just. Everything all right? Yeah. Yeah. Heavy hitter came in. He needed a lap. So I, I, I didn't touch the Bills, even though that was the most obvious. All right. Wake Forest. competitive game for the first time for them in forever against SMU. Okay. I got Wake Forest plus one and a half. Uh, I think Miami let down Duke plus 13 and a half. Um, Rutgers, the opposite. I, Nebraska, same thing. They can't be favored versus anybody. I know, but they fired, they fired Dana. I think like, it doesn't matter. You're going to get a little bump. 13 and a half, uh, USC plus seven and a half already gave it out against Indiana. I'm with you, Dan, let down Notre Dame. BC is not great, but, uh, I'll take the points. BC, um, same Utah let down. We already said it, Arizona plus two and a half Texas, uh, plus the points against LSU. I think that comes down to the bottom. I also thought this was a steal the cheese SEC game. I think Arkansas maybe pulls the upset at home against South Carolina this week. Yeah. Arkansas's playing not as bad as maybe their record indicates. They've been in some games plus seven and a half at home. I think that could be a outrider. And then, uh, the over in Texas tech Oak state, that's the card. Okay. Rico. Houston minus nine and a half against Colorado. Dan, I'll wave the white flag. They've figured out the Colorado overs. They didn't. Yeah. I say Dave, Dave goes, Oh, I love this Colorado over. I was like, be careful. That was the one that Bosco said they have. And then I didn't touch it. I was like, they haven't adjusted, but then we went and looked and then he needed a miracle. Drive to, to end it in overtime. Yeah. Uh, wake forest SMU. I think this could have made the card. This is a really interesting game. Yeah. As well. Wake forest SMU over 61. And what was your first pick Houston? Houston. Okay. Yeah. Uh, I think that's 10 and a half, but yeah, I just went and refreshed it. Nine and a half. Uh, JMU minus four. I think they got to go. It makes no sense. There's a going to play a non-conference game at Yukon this late in the season, but jam. He was really good. I think they go take care of, um, minus the four. Kennesaw state minus seven and a half. I'm with you. Sam Houston state auto fade. BYU Baylor over 49 and a half. Uh, Jacksonville state minus seven and a half against West. The mega bus, by the way, is four and one pretty good. The mega bus picks. Oh yeah. The only loss has been, you kind of. What? My law, my, my, my mortal last week was Baylor. And then you mega busted. I didn't, I forgot. I didn't know. What are we doing? Where are you? You know, I had a mega bus and then you, you, you basically, you basically sat on my mega bus. You're like, no, this is the mega bus. I had Baylor the week before as well. So I just saw it. I can't control. Now. There's a lot of names that the mega bus has been in the past, like a lightning. Super play for that one. Super play. I had something with star Wars. So. Millennium Falcon. Millennium Falcon. Yeah. This is just, I can't control it when it hits me. It's just now the mega bus. He has four. So sorry. No, it's okay. It's just, you know, I get blamed if I give you a bad pick, but I didn't steal that from you. That's just mega bust into my brain. You never know when a mega bus is going to hit. Oh, all right, go ahead. I think this is a big time trap, but I'm doing what you're trying to do with Tennessee and go in there and grab the cheese. West Virginia at home has to take care of business against Kansas. Minus three. I don't know. Both teams think West Virginia can score. I think Kansas is, they're really bad. Love their basketball program, but West Virginia minus three against Kansas. Big 12 is an open invitation to go fog Allen. Oh, I want to go so bad. You want to go together? Sure. Would love to. I was just talking to a guy today that, yeah, I'll make it happen. Okay. But I know the sweatsuit guy at Kansas. Yeah. Got it. Uh, Minnesota plus nine and a half. I'm getting back with my boys against state Penn. I got to take them against that. And then I got the, uh, the best bet. Okay. Uh, I'll go first on, uh. are mortals i am going to take the game we're at i think oklahoma state minus three and a half i really really like them i think this defense drew mestermaker is awesome this is like their this is their season i know they could still get to the big 12 championship and make play up but like you know big time night game yeah they could i mean you're gonna have the crowd riled up then that's a great pick yeah and four and oh against spreading at home uh texas text past defense is their weakness uh if you were gonna pick one and so yeah i i think oklahoma state like i think this is gonna be a classic like oklahoma state big win drew mestermaker type of situation so i'm gonna take that minus three and a half what the path for byu to get to the big 12 they need to win out texas tech loses one more game and houston loses what about oklahoma state though that's what we were talking about we didn't ask about byu you byu was never in this conversation that we just started i know you have a ticket on byu he's doing one of those things yeah that is just he's in his own world having his own conversations paying attention to what's going on in his head like what where did that miko bosco that is the most miko bosco just wait for it to play out then if i need texas tech to lose another game who do you think i'm rooting for pal but that has not we don't give a fuck about byu we're not but if so if so back though it helps you with oklahoma state yeah but no that's not no no no no i think that's pretty obvious no we weren't no you'd be like oh and by the way my future on byu i'll be rooted a hundred percent helps me i'm all cowboys that night a hundred percent yes and you're miko bosco which i'm fine i've come to grips with it i i understand but sometimes dan miko can be we go you win and we're in a good spot transitioned it he we we were literally like oklahoma still has a path and we're like yeah yeah and then you were yes might be what needs this to happen it's like what i think that that means byu has the advantage over oklahoma state is my point and if you look was not oklahoma that was not your point that was not your point that was not your point that was not your point can't back your guys anymore man can't can't can't ride your guys man uh oklahoma state's got to win out arizona and byu need to lose and uh i don't know they need a lot of things that's what i'm saying so byu is ahead of them so that means if i need texas tech to lose i'm rooting for you with oklahoma state you're not rooting with me yes i am no a hundred percent if byu had not come in the equation would you be rooting with me not as hard exactly not as hard you know what it is you know what it is he like when we're talking he just is it's like a tv show he's just not even paying attention to what we're doing correct i he's like how how does this relate to just me no no and then i opened the show saying i love stillwater gundy should have made the playoffs four times if it was fucking expanded i like oklahoma state i'm not saying you don't like oklahoma state you you you saying oh how like oh dan just said it's mortal how does that relate to my byu future is just so you you don't want more guys when you're in the army guy but no i don't get you're not rooting for oklahoma state you are not if oklahoma state wins by three you're gonna be cheering and i'm gonna lose i will you are not rooting for oklahoma state you're rooting for byu they're two different things i'm a byu guy but that was like and even i'm not like making those comparisons right now also can i i'm gonna let you down easy byu is not winning the national title i want to keep having new episodes though does that make sense i want them to cancel a show can i keep can i keep watching my show i keep watching my program i guess it's just yeah i have no problem with that logic it's just it was like i know i got yeah but all right so rico's with me you gotta believe in oklahoma state all right it's almost hanukkah christmas like i do i mean that that was very that was the most bosco like three minutes and i love it i love it i love it i can't can't i can't change the stripes i've said it in an endearing way i enjoyed it very much all right hank i've been chalky all year i'm staying staying chalky lsu minus four home game night game they stink but yeah i like that part i mean i think it's lsu or nothing in that game to be honest because it doesn't make sense they're minus four against a way better texas team all right uh zoopy duke miami over 54 and a half okay jack kind of saw state sam houston state is the worst okay and rico dave give it oh yeah dave i'm taking arizona at home i think it's the perfect spot okay they gotta be careful who they show on the jumbotron fire the people up but uh who would that be i don't know i've just heard uh just seen it on some college football out of context some different things but the other thing with that too is you can always go back and i guess like edit out that footage or or or when you do the footage then try to throw the guys who you told to edit the footage under the bus right zoopy wyoming minus seven and a half the quarterback little inside info the quarterback is out they're trying to play it like he's gonna play i got somebody on the inside he's out whoa why did you really feel that did you already bet it yeah wait who wyoming quarterback i mean i have him on my card minus seven and a half minus seven and a half the way that they can listen out full court yeah they're all they let if you look articles though like look google like uh wyoming quarterback injury they're saying it's bad news but they're hopeful they're gonna play it out and they're like so you're taking wyoming with the quarterbacks out yes got it because wait so wouldn't we get a better number keep going sorry we do record on wednesdays you're right you're right listen i'll tell you this if it gets to six and a half i will be more and more and more so but anyway they can run the ball really bad they put up a boatload of rushing yards they'll control the tempo utep will not have great opportunities to score you wyoming might fucking score 13 or 14 to win this game that's how bad utep is they're going to control the ball run long possessions dictate the pace wyoming cowboys already got it so i'm in yeah i ride with you cowboy up i try to but a lot of it's for my own personal game i'll admit that but i i did try i tried to ride with you yeah no you tried you tried i tried your best you tried your best try okay good show boys what was yours dan the oklahoma state oh right right you started he goes riding with double cowboys right we're both cowboys double cowboys the old west make the graphics the old west you guys