THE RETURN OF SCARLETT JONES

[Music] The following episode of Dave's Video Graveyard contains spoilers and naughty words. Listen to discretion is advised. [Music] Have you ever bought or rented a videotape that wasn't quite right? It may have been Dave's Video Graveyard. All the film podcasts in the world. This is definitely one of them. Covering the best of the worst and the worst of the best of all things film. This is Dave's Video Graveyard with Casey and Dave. It is Dave's Video Graveyard for another week. Pleasure to be with you. Whatever you're doing, Casey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas here on Dave VJ. It is TITMAS. One of our all-time favorite guests, the most downloaded human in DVG history joining us. The second star of our calendar after Ben Sacks. We are joined. And us? Yeah. Milky. Everyone knows the name of our next guest. We are joined by DVG All Star Scarlett Jones Scarlett, how are you? I'm good, thank you. What's been going on? How's life treating you? Yeah, great. Same as always. Just being naughty. Nice. Yeah. So obviously, life, your life is so fucking interesting where he being boring. For those listening, you are wearing, you know, you just showed up in your Sunday scrubs. Like, you know, not much to- You just came from church. You just came from church. What are you wearing for a run listening at home? It's actually a white, sexy one piece from Honey Bader. And a little puffer jacket. Nice. And my strippy heels. Nice. And- Why didn't you ask what I'm wearing? And my cute piggy towels. As requested by you. Hi. No kink shaming here. No yucking other people down. You offered pigtails and- I did. I know. I agree they're cute. To quote the lonely island, I gazed in my pants. I was like, "Yeah, if you have to go on." "Hey, see, what are you wearing?" A Stein tracks. Pretty much. A shirt that I bought because it looks like the closed US. And then we can be- It does. It does. And he does remain here something you would wear. So I just try to look like Dave. And for those listening, I'm wearing a zebra print mesh tank top along with a pair of juicy couture with juicy- On the above. Like a Vella tracksuit pants. So, yeah. So Scarlett, welcome back. We've got to thank you- Thank you. A billion times. Not just for the downloads. The calendar. Not many people know that you did a lot of work on that calendar. It sold purely for your- Oh, off the page. So how's life- It's been quite a few hotties of us in there. How's life in the fucking for money industry? It's fantastic. The fucking fantastic. I bet. I bet. I bet. I've got to go to fucking work. You're like- Exactly. That's beautiful. I like it. Imagine, you know, it's like, love what you do when you'll never work a day in your life. I think I'll be fucking until I'm like 50. Well, I was going to say that's one thing I want to ask. Because it's actually been a few years since we first met. Yes. We first debuted. You said at the time that making like, you know, shooting videos with clients and obviously everything that you do. You are so in love with it that you could never say. You're exact words where you'll be making Granny porn. Precisely. As any of that change. No. And on a serious note, I do think, you know, you can always mark it yourself different, like, you know, even more. What if you pussy collapses? No, I keep it nice. I do exercises. It's really tough. Oh, really? You were carrying the warrior. Yes. She's like a little white in her flab. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm actually really well known for my tight little pussy. So I'm hoping to keep that maintained. Your day's a little pussy too. That's because I, that's what my wife says. And they're like, how's your husband? Yeah, my tight little pussy is good. Because I keep shit toyed. Toyed than a tiger. Ah, how's life gone? So what are you being doing? Like, uh, it beats graphic as you want. Obviously, you make the big money because you're worth the money. Oh, thank you. Well, I do, I don't like to see too many clients though. It is in moderation. So even though, you know, I charge a bit, um, I don't like to see too many people. That maintains the standard as well. You got to, you know, you don't want too many people to jump on that trampoline. You break the strings. Exactly. It's quality, quality of a quantity. Yeah, right. But yeah, I just got back from a camping trip and I was like half naked on like the beaches. And that was great. There was secluded. Yes, you messaged me like fully nude. Yes, I did. And we realized that we weren't soulmates because I'm such, I'm an indoor cat. No, I was, I was in a beach front cabin. I didn't know what I'd do like as you were like, yeah, I'm just camping. You did a photo of like the beach and you're like, I'm entering a shitty little came out tent. And you're like, no, I mean, I'm in a fucking like five star unit. Oh, I'm in a camp here. Yeah, but the nature's outside and like go outside. So it's camping. Yeah, well, I go outside and have my little and I have my cute little camping outfits. So that's camping. You're like, this will make a good backdrop in this photo. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, we do not like wing in the bushes. No, no, that kind of camping. No, not just the kitchen outfits. That's leaving, I was going to say, that's leaving money on the table. You out there and the bush going, I'm like, fucking money doing this. Exactly, exactly. I did do little cheeky videos though, I could while I'm out. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Out in the wilderness. It's all content. Exactly. And I get a thrill from it. So you've been doing everything that you do for quite a while. Yes. I think it's been about seven, seven years now. Yeah, right. Do you still find that you get a booking or something? I guess what I'm saying is, are you still surprised? That I get booked up. Is that what you mean? Hey, I'll go a bit. I know you're right. It's been money on me. I'm so rude. No. I feel still going to be. Are you surprised people still want to hit it? Yeah, precisely, right? I don't mean that. Are you getting asked for things like, because obviously sex progresses and like, you're like, what do you mean you want me to karate chop you in the fucking bull sack? No, I absolutely, I never get surprised in terms of the requests. I'm more only occasionally get a client, maybe with unrealistic expectations on occasion. I don't want to fuck you in the ear hole. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But I'm putting glasses on the end of my dick. Yeah, but can you say the strangest thing that you've been asked without shaming it? Yeah, we're not, we're not kinkshaming. I agree. Yeah, it's really hard because I guess that's sort of open to interpretation and nothing's really strange to me. It just is either something I'm willing to do or something I'm not. Yeah, so it's not this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more the question would be, is if you asked me something, I would be able to say whether I've done it or I've been asked. Yeah, what have you declined to do then? Yeah, maybe that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. We have friends like in the industry that aren't full service. Yeah. And the questions they get from me are like. One that wanted him to the girl to fart in his face. Yeah, I've been, I won't do that. And she declined that obviously. That's actually pretty common. Yeah, almost normal. Well, I guess that's some basic. But to me, I'm like, it's not for me, but I have been asked on countless times. I've just got a deleted message. I was right into you. You know, you have to get lucky. Different. You've got possibly a different, but I don't feel like just like me or Scarlett right now could just fart. Yeah, that's kind of hard. You just do it. It doesn't work like that. I feel like you could probably. Yeah, I can handle it. That's the problem. And like, I don't know, I like to be, you know, a little bit classier. I think like farting in someone's face, maybe a bit. Yes, for me. Yeah. Crossing the line a little for me. You're like Superman and Bizarro right now. Because that's like Cassie's welcome. He's just like a cropped us to the mouth. Yeah. It is really like, I can imagine like there must be some that you get like request or not so much request just like in quarries where they're like, how much to sneeze in my mouth? Oh, God. That's not because I do, I do dominatrix. So you do get a lot of like they want you to spit in their mouth. Can you please do a bush and tanky? Oh, I've never been asked to snort in someone's mouth. All women get it. Don't you kink shank me. Did they actually have like stinky feet and stuff? I've been asked, I've probably maybe twice. Yeah. I think it's because I don't mainstream that I offer for foot fetish. How many people offer to buy your clothing? All the time. Yeah. I get money like, I just like, just a big pair of anchovies. I can nick it. I'll get tips or if someone wants me to wear something like next session that, you know, I have a lot. So guys have the luxury of me buying my own. God forbid you pull the muscle in your vagina, right? You can't work. If you ever want to partner up a bit of a collab and sell your thoughts in brackets, I can supply the farts if you be the face of the operation. Money. Are they like in jars or something? Have you seen that? There's a lady that sells them online. I think it's like in the UK. She ends up getting like extended like fucking belly muscle of some kind from just constantly farting and telling her she was eating stuff that was eating something that made her just like, yeah, just like nothing but like fucking Brussels sprouts. Yeah, like just people just had stuff. And people had stuff. It was quite funny. I think the passive aggressive podcast covered it. She had a lot of fun. - Like a shopping list or like a menu, where I was like, "Ollete, like something that makes it stink for this much." And it's like, "What's that?" - That's hilarious. - And for sure, didn't you put like a little bow on the jar? - Yes, yes, it was, you know, it was pretty cute, like a jar. - It was pretty cute, like a jar. - It's like a little Etsy thing, but it's just fast. - Exactly. (laughing) - It was full of, it was exactly that. - 'Cause good friend of the show, Moistie Magic also had the idea of selling you zundies because people are constantly asking. - Yeah. - And she's like, "But you know, on a good week, there's no smell, there's nothing, you know, there's nothing to it." - Yeah, not sure eating bad, they shouldn't really smell. - Well, I'm like, you know what? I can also supply you with an inventory. - The Enco jobs that is just like, "Oh, fuck, it's like, me and you team up, Scarlett." And someone's like, "I'd like to buy you a dirty under, like, okay." And then they leave a review, they're like, "Why does she wear XXL Enco brand Tuesday?" Like, you know, the Monday Tuesday ones. I think that'd be fantastic. So the offer's always there. - Yes. - If you break one of your bow strings, hit me up. - Can you imagine though, like, this pretty girl like, "Oh, yeah, you would have found that underpants shirt." And you send a pair of like, "You're like Veggie, my smid is." And stuff like these are rants and rotten. - But imagine like, (laughing) - Fuck, and we've said this before, and it is kind of kink shaming, but farts and pooping is so funny to me. - It's always funny, yeah. - It's too funny. I think I'm too serious because I'm like, in this industry, nothing surprised me. So that's just not something I offer, but I'm like, yeah. - How often do you get asked, who's related in quality? - I think the way I market myself to be honest, and being a little more expensive and higher class, I don't get asked that often. So my marketing name on like, scallop Lou from DJ Scout Cat to something else. - You're like, "Fart queen, no, no." - Yeah, so, - "Fart in my open mouth at hotmail.com." - Yeah, exactly. So no, I have been asked, but I would say only a handful of times, like for like, Scat Play, which I don't offer. And I do have written on my ad that I don't offer it, so some people might not ask. - I think the way that you present yourself online and even in person, you, I think there'd be a small level of reluctance to even reach out because-- - Yes, yeah. - You seem like the best of the best in the industry, and it's like, you're not asking just-- - It would be like me walking into Tiffany and Co. - Yeah, like-- - That was a-- - Yeah, yeah. - I've had clients say that they were too intimidated to book, and I was like, "I'm really nice, like, book me." You're like, "For the right money, I'm calling over." I do have like a bit of a lengthy booking process and sometimes in conditions, but overall, as long as you know, they're nice, respectful and clean, you know? - I'm picturing like a lunch order bag, and you just think-- - Oh, yeah! - I put the money in the bag, slide it under the door, and then you open up. - And then you stick your head in some direction, too. (laughing) - Yeah, you would imagine-- - I didn't have any chocolate milk, I'm sorry. (laughing) - What the hell have I been sucking on? (laughing) - We are children. - What are you talking about? - I know, I just-- - It's just the heart. - It's your fault. - I just exit, I just believe. - Oh, yeah. - And I have short-term memory problems, so I just forget how you are. - Yeah, joking, joking. - That's the only reason you come back. - I try to like, oh wait, these people. - Like, oh, which-- - Yeah, castle's there. - We're just like five minutes in. - Does anyone ever want to get a bed? - Who I don't want to get a bed? (laughing) - No, I feel like-- - I expect the questions. - On the movie side of things, there's movies like, you know, high fucking, like, shindlers list and things like that. There's movies like that where we couldn't possibly cover 'em, because there'd be like two minutes in and look, how big a shit do you think the girl in the red coat would do? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We just can't help us. - Yeah, you said terrible. - We're naughty animals. And I think you're being part of that is. Like, I've thought about it at length. We find so many of our attractive guests quite, like fucking scary. So we bring them down to our fucked up level. So like, there's like, no, we're playing on our-- This is our home ground. We're playing it our rules. - You're not gonna intimidate me. We're talking about farts. (laughing) - You're like, oh, you know, I went to this five star hotel and the gentleman, you know, picking me up in a limo and all this stuff, he's like, did he fart? (laughing) - That is exactly what he's saying. (laughing) - Oh, it's terrible. - And it is funny because we do a lot of our listeners are big fans of you and they ask us questions by proxy about you. - As long as it's good things. - That's like so much. - And why does she put up with you too, fucking grubby friends? - But that's what people ask about just our partners and friends in general. - But I think it's good to not, you know, not to take yourself too seriously. And I think, you know, sometimes it's fun to be a bit silly. Usages extra silly. - Yeah. - Which is children. - And I'm not naturally that silly. - I have moments in life where my kids need me to be parent and I have a panic of, fuck, that's for a parent. That's not for me. - Yeah, I'm looking for an adult. - Like there's quite often will be a homeowner and late at night there'll be like a bang or something out in the backyard. I don't keep one of my kids' your dad. - And you're like, no, you go check. (laughing) - This isn't a problem for me. I'll get my dad to come. He's eight hours away, but who check? - Ah. - Sorry, you can be a big kid, I don't mind. - That's it. - So do you like, 'cause a lot of your bookings direct or is it through like the websites that do that kind of stuff? - So the way it works is like, - I'm a menu log. (laughing) - Yeah, just like Uber. - Yeah, yeah. - Just like Uber. - It's called Uber. - Yeah. - No, so I advertise online predominantly on Scarlett Blue. But they have to contact me directly. So you don't know what you did this morning. - Scarlett Blue. (laughing) - Dude, for money. (laughing) - Yes, I actually did have a book in this morning. It was quite nice. - Wonder what that smell was. - No. (laughing) - Oh, no, I can't, I saw the words leave my mouth. I'm like, don't. - No, I know, you're just teasing. I always smell, I always smell fresh. - You, stop. - Oh, sorry, you might just-- - Unlike you. - Yes, I'm just rubbing my boobs, sorry. - I walked back into this room after we'd gone out then. It just smelled like man beos. - Yeah, that's how I live. It's 'cause I've run a lot. - It's definitely you. - What? - I mean, I wouldn't show him anything you ever do. You sat in my seat and then questioned, why is it so warm? (laughing) That's not even a joke. That happened while you were out of the room. - Really? - Yeah. - She sat in my chair and went, why is it so warm and wet? Oh my god, it was already had a skid mask. That was you. Must've mean you, Scarlett. - Yeah, most definitely. Maybe the wet part. (laughing) - Gross. - Both disgusting people. - Yeah, cases. - Well, we gotta read out our sponsorship for this week. We'd like to thank Paradise Community Church for this week's sponsored. (laughing) No. Yeah, I don't know. You rubbed your tits and my brain's like, "Oh, we're gonna talk about stuff." What else has been gone on? So when we spoke, we run into each other 'cause many people don't know this, but you are an obsessive Sony PlayStation collector. - Yes, that's where a lot of money goes. - Particularly those two. - One. - One. - I started gaming actually really late when I was a kid, so I think it's just got sentimental value. So I just, and then I just always liked it. - Yeah. - PS1 and PS2. - I love those games. People don't really know about like Tombow or Tombie, whatever it was called. - Yeah, I've got two copies of Tombow 1 and one copy of Tombow 2, and they're so, like the level one's like, like 500 bucks. - Yep. - I'm so glad. - I've got a PS3 with it downloaded on it. - Oh, that came on PS3? - You could download it from the store, and it was way cheaper than have, like the physical PS1 version. - If you're just gonna play it, it would be stupid to buy. - I'd just get a ROM for it in the concert. - Yeah, yeah, you're gonna actually play it, play it, just, - For that game, I just cost so much money. - 'Cause I had a demo, the demo CD that had the first level, and it was quite a big level, but after that, my brother and I just got obsessed with it. - Well, what's that game? - What's that game? Like, what is the game? - It's just one of those side scroller adventures of a person who has to, you know, - Kind of like, you know the Mario set up? It's traditional, like you're running a concert. - Oh, just a platform. - Yeah, you're collecting things, and people give you little side quests and stuff. - Oh, nice. - Yeah, but for some reason, it just gained this massive cult following. - Yeah. - What? - Do you just collect anything like "Piracle the Rapper"? Do you know that game? - Is that PS1? - Yeah. - It might be in my collection. - It's two-dimensional dog that does karate moves, and you have to do like, - If it's like kind of got, like you said, a cult following, or there's some sort of value to it, I would have it. I just, there's almost none of the games that I actually play. It's purely for collecting value. - I remember at the, at Lake Comic-Toy Fair, we run into each other. - Oh, yeah, it's awesome. (laughing) - You know those bags, lesser people move house in, those big tight legs? - Or like people call it cans. - Yeah, she is. - No, no, no, no. - Two bags bigger than that. - Yeah. - Very nice. - Like, you're shopping bags. - You know when a car's room, you see a bin that's overflowing. That's what the top of these bags were, with just PlayStation 1 games that I'd never heard of. - Oh dear, but I had someone help me carry them. I brought someone with me to help me. - And I loved you having a lot of the double, like, you know, the dual case that has the two of you. - Oh, the two, yes. - Same thing. Just filled to the brim, you're like, "I've already got four of this game, but this one's covers much nicer condition." - Yes. - I've got that like, it feels like you have a two hour span, 'cause before it gets really busy, there's like a two hours that I get there. - Yeah. - So I kind of just smash it, and then I leave. - I liked who tried it out. - You just drop a thousand bucks in the way. - I do. - I think I spent like a crash. - I would have a conversation. And behind me was a store that was like, - And she's like, "No, the guy started stocking the shelves." And it's like, you'd expect the guy to be leaning over looking at your cleavage, but it was the other way around where you were just like, Heads gone like this while I'm talking just looking at all these games I'm so glad mid conversation. I'm so glad you found virtual sex. Yeah, I know right that game Was so important to me and my group of mates for a very long time. What is it virtual sex? Yeah, it's Basically porn clips but shot in POV star not Pove as in like In point of view star you have on a fucking camera. So you Pick what to do to the girl and so obviously there's like you know finger anal Boo rubbing grabbing rubbing and you choose each clip and don't you get like you can make a You've got a bar like a health bar and if you go like straight to like like anal We like your shit. It's like that's exactly it. Yes And you gotta go. There's three different things. I know and if you pick the wrong thing She goes like I'm not into it anymore and it's game over so you start again and like Friends we convinced that it was me and my friends convinced the way it was programmed maybe one time Should be totally into anal straight up. So like I did it like 12 times last night. She never liked it, but I still tried Guys that that's like reality - and I had Asia career in it which was one of my It's Devon sky I recognize the one that looks like Jenna Jamison. Oh, yeah, the cover that's got her in it Yeah, it's actually pretty good for such old games. Yeah, it's so good. Did you what games were you a huge fan of like beyond the nostalgia of what you collect Did you have games that would just I know I know that crash bandicoot and Yeah, yeah, so obviously crash bandicoot in Spyro 64 Mario 64 rebuffs. Yeah, yes exactly. I think they're better And it was called like Muppet monsters. It sounds really lame, but it was actually really good That was a cute it was really cute and yeah, it was really good and like the there was a racing game version I'm getting guests that one of Casey's all time one of Casey's all time favorite games would be a exodacy Love it because you could fight triangle Yeah, yeah, okay Yeah, I was one of the attack. Yeah, I wasn't doing that I also had this game that I loved I've still got it now. It's called Karrushy and it was just this really weird like IQ kind of Weird game where you had to get these blocks lined up and then change the thing to green and then run back to them as it fell And you changed it you could drop the like it was this weird coding block game and that last one. Yeah That's all creep in the music. I leave it leave remember one of my friends Got a PlayStation one and cuz I just got a super Nintendo I was different class of family and so I was like you just have to change these blocks and try to eliminate That's too complex. I was absolutely obsessed with like Bob's either Bobcat or fucking killer Instincts like the same time my friends I got the new PlayStation one and it was like big news So I was like Friday after school mum said you can come over and play it all week like I was going to bed like Friday we get to play a new PlayStation and can't wait. Yeah got over there. You only gave me had I think it was called Excuse me like corporation four or something It was one of those games where you had a top-down screen There was all little sprites moving over the thing and you had to quickly draw a square To reveal the picture in the background and you had to avoid all the like Sounds crap and all you did all you did all you did was reveal like an anime, you know when you go to the computer room that school And you had to quickly draw a square and not get touched almost like snake I was gonna say yeah, it would it would reveal like a sexy anime girl, but not really sexy And so I was for years I reckon about 12 months maybe I was like PlayStation one is the shitest console ever because all I'd seen was this fucking level game and I was like this is bullshit killer instinct is so much better I was listening to my killer instinct killer cut CD. Yeah, the came with the console playing the game only to then find out like Fucking Resident Evil exists and I was like oh Man, yeah, yeah, yeah, road rash 3d was my all-time favorite game I'm more girly so I like I did like some car games, but I'm more girly Needs me to see yeah, okay, yeah, that's okay. I can just like Derby you ever play that yes Motorcrust man is destruction Derby where you just have to like demolish every other car in the race to win Actually liked V rally V rally is good See the V rally Yeah, they didn't sit they thought it was underrated, but I think it's great. That's the first game I played on the C Gessette and that and then echo the dolphin day. Oh still the greatest game Why new job where I've got to be all professional and pretend I'm not a grubby count right We had a rep come in he's like oh, we're having a trade day and we're gonna have you know We're gonna do demonstrations They're listing all the shit and he goes on we've hired a four-player Daytona Thing and he must have seen we bolt up right in my chair and all my bosses and shit Which is laugh and they fucking dig so because I was like mmm. He's dating. I'm a Love Dayton USA. Yeah So Yeah, you don't play anymore you just collect it's just you know As an adult you don't get time for those things as much, you know, you've got some mad stripper boots that are PlayStation Yes, I do yeah, I got them custom. I've got a few things custom made like some PlayStation one like the shells and then I've got the stripper boots to match You need to get a pair of bras made of the lids Well, you've seen that shirt I keep tagging you in the pitch of the control It is so fucking yeah, so how often do you find stuff like that in the world like I know I send you a lot of photos and balls of the She's got it. You have to suck all around yeah, you got to look for it especially now like You've kind of got to go intentionally to find out like Prevention's or occasionally like op shops, but not so much these days. Yeah, but you know if I'm driving past like a You know an antique store you'll be surprised right you know have like a random thing in there You should really I know you're already making up money is this but you should really start marketing to the massive nerd I used to sit down. I was the name like crash bandie kuda. I used to sell PS1 games I used to buy and sell yeah, but I'd always get hit on although either that either you know me Yeah, they'd either hit on me or they'd be so confused when I rocked up and think it was meant to be in a guy and they'd be like Very confused and not think I know what I'm talking about. I'm gonna ask you one of the creepiest questions. I go ahead many many many many years ago Did you frequent a building on light square in Adelaide City? What what what was the building Adelaide Tafe? Possibly yeah right. Why did you see my eyes? Yeah, I see you years ago. Yeah, and I was like Wow, I've never seen someone that shape. I'm a huge fan. It probably was me Well, I've been to plenty of places in Adelaide. Yeah, no, I just used to see you a few times And that's when I was like yeah, I'm gonna go back there when was this? Oh like 10 years ago Okay, yeah, no, I think I know the exact time you're talking about it would have been me That's so funny because yeah, I think of a time you like and then 10 years later Tits in your face exactly. Oh, no, it's well, it's funny because like as many people know I used to have a job driving different show girls around to do the shows So I encountered you many many times but even then Even me probably not really because you were rushing It was back to backward shows and people used to be like oh, well, I must be so good driving the girls around It's not it's fucking hectic. You've got like an eight o'clock booking in gola and then you fucking nine o'clock is like Selix Beach You've got a fucking hour to get And hour and a half away and she like that people are ringing angry or you know One of the girls I used to drive around used to leave To sketch a little better than that, but it was like honey Buddha and then leave like the bottom source Someone had to steal like one of her pleases or something So we'd have to drive back and I'm like this a fucking nightmare job Yeah, guys are so delusional. They think it's fantastic. It is not I saw your pretty much every show you did I saw So many times I wish you'd seen my new ones because my they were good back then But they're like way better in the last couple of years and we're just gonna pause the recording while Scarlett shows me in case you all Her show will be right back All right, I've come. I'm going to sleep. Don't worry about it guys. That's the end of the show No, I was just saying about I saw Scarlett in the city a lot of times like 10 years ago Really nearly Adelaide Tate and I was like 15 years or more like 10 you maybe 2014 is Yeah, it had to be otherwise you would have been like maybe in a bit of trouble for looking at me It was 15 years ago. You would have seen me you would have seen me because I was in a tree with binoculars So it doesn't know it's not a grunt is 10 years. It's just looking so it's okay No, but as I said I'm like I've only ever seen someone built like you yeah I've always had my life yeah, yeah Like I've had this arson's I was like 10. It was bad because I used to get teased and then as soon as I hit high school Those are kind of things showing us a bottom hole run She's like I've had this for ages. It was weird. So I've always had a booty and like I said in you know primary school wasn't like a thing you'd get teased but then as a teenager and an adult became definitely more desired. I worked at a place when I was like in high school with a girl that had just the biggest round as like Plumpas Ars. Love. And dudes were like, "Ugh." You know, because that was the time. That's true. There was a period where Ars is where as he was like a parent who'd hear you. Yeah, yeah. That is true. Or like the fucking midriff and the like fucking Avril Lavigne jeans that like, you know, straight up and down Plipe jeans. It did sort of change. There was a period where the curves became like a real thing and more like popular. I remember when she had those new attractors. I remember people talking about this girl and they're like, "Ugh, fucking fat ass." It's like now it'd be like, "You'd be maggots so much, Manny." Yes, but it's funny how times change because when I started doing nude modeling, I was still curvy but I was like a slimmer version. And I think I'm lucky. My body sort of gone with the times. Yeah. Like in terms of what? Yeah, it's a G2. Mine's gone with the times in a bad way. Like Spur of Milk. But I do like the idea you had early to get Nipples tattooed on your butt. So that when you have a bad mood day, you just take a bad mood of your butt. You know, that's Matini's. That's my new G-string bra. Imagine if someone did that. I'm sure it exists. What are your thoughts on? Have you seen there is a lot of, there's even logos with stars or love heart Nipple Tattos that are the same color as the Areas? Have you seen those? No. I mean, like wouldn't be my star, but that does sound cute. Well, because they match the color perfectly and get love heart Nipples. They match it. I think I prefer the star that love heart. I'm not really sure, but if like I'm more more symmetrical and even. Yeah. But imagine the error margin. You'd be terrified. Because like, what if one's perfectly up and down? Yeah. Oh my god. Because of the way you're holding it when you get it done. And also like women's boobs aren't like that. Not a feeling. Yeah, it looks yeah, maybe it was. I've got enormous, I've got enormous bath plug nipples. So I can't get it done. Bath plug nipples. That one. My nipples just look like bath tubs. Not really. What does that mean? Bath tub plugs. That is not a good image in my mind. National geographic tinnies. Casey, mob up on aisle scarlet's share. What shape would you get your nipples tattooed? They're circles. Why would there be any other type? I reckon you'd get the cat from Poo Shooter. Just around it so that your nipple look like a poohle. Sure. I get a QR code that just takes you to a link to like the fucking Tommy was always the room on YouTube. That's a great idea. I know a dude that we used to work with at Aymar, all sports of all places, not product placement. He had a QR code that played the Rick Roll. Oh my god. That's dated. It was like 2005 at the time. This will never get old. But the funny thing is I'm always thinking like, I don't think people get tattoos. Well, they've taken it down now. That video. Yeah. Right. But like people get tattoos the week of like people getting like hot tour, fucking means or whatever. Oh my god. Oh, I'm sick of hearing that. I know. A friend of mine. I didn't get it, but I'm just like, please just stop. Why would you get a tattoo of something so of the minute? A friend of mine had it. Because it's going to be like good for like five minutes. A friend of mine had an RIP, her Umbe tattoo. And then she's like, fuck, this is a bad idea. This meme died real quick. Oh god. It's only relevant if you use it as a marketing tool. You don't do a tattoo. I saw a woman once at the Central Market. And I've actually seen her a second time at a petrol station. And she didn't smell very nice. And she had track pants. What's the taxi? Was it the reflection of the fridge at the server? Track pants that she'd rolled the waistband down to turn them into like low rise pants. Oh wow. Bum crack out. Yep. Tuddy on the back of the tram stamp that said, "Rax City Bitch." I'm like, that's one of those, that's going to date like within the year. But even the placement like the straight up and down rib cage girl tattoo that a lot of the industry girls got. And like it's now, it's now like a chance then. You know, um, fucking like I'm not own person in Latin. Only god can judge me. No, I think we all are. Well, this is why I'm clean skinned and I've never got a tattoo in a no way. Clean skin, I drink those. I do like tats on girls. They can be sexy, but yeah, for me, I love tattoo girls. Too worried just wouldn't exactly go out of trend, I guess. I think that about like people that get face tattoos. I'm like, I'm not judging, but there's nothing you won't get sick of looking in because the first thing you look at when you're looking your own reflection is your own face. There's nothing I could get done on my face that I wouldn't get fucking sick of seeing. It's not like a sick big fucking tribal drag and that I've got on my shoulder. Yeah, look at the size of your eye. Do it really. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. A lot of my tattoos in 1999. Can I see it? I've never seen it. You're not going to do a little strip show for us. It's real fucking bad. I know that's not even here. Oh, okay. On my eye. I know. I've had two removals done on that and it's not worked. Huh? But I have only ever seen you in a t-shirt. Yeah, because of those tattoos, I hate so much. You should get a tattoo of yourself. But that's actually one thing that also for my marketing is because not a lot of girls don't have tattoos. So it's for me to not have any is a bit sought out because it's not as common. Yeah, to be completely clean skin. You hear that working lady? She called you all common. How much of a style would you get a tattoo wouldn't do it? Okay, maybe it was like a small tattoo. It has to be like a small tattoo on like my toe or something. So you just hide it. What about the PlayStation buttons across your little toes? I mean, that would be cute, but you know, the thing is like I like to look classy and although I'm a bit of a nerd at heart, I don't want to ruin my way. You should get the stepbrothers face. Pretty little feet. Really big on top of your feet. I'll never age badly. A joke that no one ever got. I got a stepbrothers tattooed on my face. He's got that. Because I think step and their brothers. Okay, that's kind of clever. Like my waist. He's got on a toes cash only. Yeah, cash on. Or abandon or hope. You went to here or my brother, Vajana. What about, oh fuck, remember the trend of the inside the lip? Yep. Oh yeah. Or the mustache. The mustache finger. I know. I can't believe people get that. I know like 30 people with that shitty. I don't know why they don't just get temporary ones, but I guess that's not really cool. Have you ever seen occasionally? I'll see like an old like boomer dude wearing the tattoos sleeve costume shop tattoos. You know the the fucking stocking sleeves. I've actually seen all guys wear them as thinking that they're. Was it just like cult stiff and basically they're probably just trying to be cool. They are. They'll never be cool as me. My uncle had a tattoo. Definitely not. And it was a rude finger. What was that? Do that again. Oh, I think I just jiggered my boots, but it's because I was I was right because they're a little bit cold. So I was like warming them up. Yeah, my uncle has a tattoo that's the rude finger, but it's got tits and two legs like a person and they're just as fuck off under it. That's fucking incredible. And the most if I had to know someone that was related to you, I would see a stranger that tattooed in Bela. That goes like, okay. Exactly. So now that we're 40 minutes in, let's talk about what today's episode was planned to be. So given that you are our encyclopedia of sex as far as we're concerned, you live the life. We talk to talk you walk the walk. Yes, exactly. Casey has come up with some sex positions that are quite popular online from different places. To my credit, they're probably going to be nonsense. And I know how to do the positions. I don't know the names. Yeah. So I might fail. Well, like for example, I made a list of ones off Urban Dictionary that were all fucking ridiculous, but I was just going to run you through some of them. Yes, tell me which they're fucking terrible. What do you both, I'll get you both to guess what it is. What do you think a frosted log is? I've got some Urban Dictionary definitions to cause you guys on. Yeah. I don't want to say what I think. It is probably what you think it is. No. It's a guy coming on a dude, Jesus in a girl's bottom. Okay. At which point she does a poop and it looks like a frosted log. I mean, that's pretty accurate to the name. I was definitely. That's also called a snow cut mountain. Oh, I knew there was Simon and Shitinvolt, especially since you brought it up. Yeah. You know what? There's the clip for this week's episode with Dan. I'm going to get that tattooed. It's just you with that quote underneath. Yeah. I knew Shitin's Seaman was involved. All right, Casey, take us through your version of the quiz. Look, it's just going to be an article that I read the names of and give you the definitions. Don't expect too much. It's very last minute since I thought you had done this. I did, but then I deleted it by accident. Now, I don't really quite know, but I have a feeling these are going to be fairly like, you know, header enormity of like man and woman combos. But I don't know that 100%. I do like when there's a big girl on girl, but I'll accept that. Yeah. Girl on girls gross. Where's the dickies? You would have seen so many shows back then, right? I've seen you in multiple. Oh, have you? Did you shut out to Miley? Did you? - You see when we did our new magic trick? - No, maybe. - Well, it's called a magic trick. - There it was. - And this is, no, I don't wanna talk shit, but the person that you did one with at one point didn't have a tan and you did, like a fake tan. - Oh, I never tan, so it was back then, like a tan. - Yeah, like comparative to the two of you. Like one of you looked like you and the other one looked like an uncooked chicken, but anyway, that's another story. - Well, I make sure you do the one I'm with with Miley or also known as Zara. I'm always the really pale one, but I have nice pale skin, it's like that, just right. And she has a beautiful tan, so we compliment each other. - Okay, see. - You done zero. - We're talking about lesbian shows and porn, sorry. - I continue. - It's only enough because of what a fat guy I am. I found out what fruit was from fruit and veg shows. - May. Yeah, so you seen Miley's? Yeah, her's the best. - I vividly remember going to driving the girl that I was working with to a show in like somebody like Flagstaff Hill, went into the lounge room and it just fucking smelled like mash banana. - Oh, no. - And I'm like, what the fuck is, like I'm like, I'm looking for a candle. I'm like, why the fuck is he like, then I look and like there's just bits of fruit fucking everywhere. And they're like, yeah, he just did a fruit and veg show before we got that. And that afterlingous sour smell of like fruit is just like, that's interesting. Not for me. - Yeah. - Well, what have been if you seen the show? So you would've loved it. - Nah, it sounds gross. - Kits continue, Ks. - Needs a dick. - Of course. - Not banana. - No. - Banana is the same consistency of poop. That's why I don't eat them. Poop and bananas. I don't eat either. - A lot of people that do like, diaper fetishes and that like to put banana in there to replicate the feeling of like, I can actually, and it would be like kind of cooler, freshing in a way. But that's why it's so cool. - I'm too serious that I can actually understand that. I don't agree with that. - You get the key. - But I'm like, that makes, actually makes sense. - I picture you with Bunsen burger and thing, you're like, huh, so it's jerks out on that. - Yeah, purring, wanting to mash banana in the end. - Oh. - You're a cunt. - The mythbusters in the background is shaking their head. - At least they're doing the more hygienic way that rather than like, straight up dump. - Precisely. - I don't like the life you live and then you still had to catch yourself and not say it, just then you're like, oh, you guys are fucked. Casey, proceed. - Yes, so we keep cutting you off. Do you want to hear the right? - I'm busy flirting. Shut the fuck up. - No, you brought up the banana. - I did. Right, this is just an article where they just list you a bunch and they're gonna like educate you on them. So. - Question for a question is Alabama hot pocket on there? - It's on my other quiz. - Yeah. - But this is just an article from some website. I mean, but I can go to the more general quiz. - Let's start with this. - Just rip it up slowly. No poop will be your fault. - All right, let's keep it somewhat classy to an extent. What's the yab yum? - That doesn't even make sense. - No. - Yab. Yab makes me picture an open vagina. - Yeah. - So. Just eating out someone's vagina. - Yeah, there's, there's, it says stuff about being yummy. So it's either eating an ass or eating a pussy. - A mouthful of a shame. - Yeah, no, not eating anything. The man sits cross-legged on the bed or floor and the woman straddles his hips, facing him, allowing him to enter her from the front. That does some hop, but the name does not seem. - The name is awful, isn't it? - Yab yum, you'd expect to be sex position with fucking. - Yabbies? - No. - It was gonna save with fucking. - I cooked the yabbie in my mouth, yum. - I'm really sorry, e-walks, I was teaching e-walks. 'Cause they'd be like, oh, yep yum. And then they're fucking like that. - Sure. - Shut up. - Okay, that was definitely not the actual one. - No, cowgirl, everyone knows how to do it. - Okay, obviously that was the thing. - That's where you wear a cowgirl hat. - Yeah. - You can't find the mood light. - Spooning, God, these are so stupid. They had a weird one and now they've gone from one that made no sense and all these are like really obvious. - Don't be a punch and the next one's like 69. - Yeah, feast. The cross. - I'm guessing it's just missionary, but you're not lined up. - Yeah, it is, yeah. - Wow, good good catch. - It's a lazy dog. (laughing) - That's like, I guess it's like doggy. - That's a girl I used to date. - But is it? - But is it? - A girl I used to date that did not show back properly. - Fucking lazy dog. - You're so mean. - I'm joking. - Did you put it today, anyone? - Did you put in the effort, maybe, maybe you put it up there? - Yeah. - This one's really gonna get you quizzed. - Woman on top. (laughing) - I wonder what that is. - Is it the opposite of the hierarchy of the world? - See on the throne. - Okay, I'm just gonna go to the one. - No, that's a girl. - I'm writing a guy on a chair, I knew that one. - Yep. - Isn't that a cowgirl? - No. - Okay. - Well, no, because the chair's there, which makes the throne. - What way up is the chair? - Don't need that straight. - What way up's the chair? - Oh, man, do you know there is another one? - What is it? - I'm picturing the chair legs up. - Yeah, you need it. - Oh, my God. - You think it's four kids on the leg. - No, do you know what's another one? Which I'm pretty sure it's something to do with, like the king's throne or something. So the guys sort of upside down, pretend he's in a doggy position himself, right? On all fours, then he sort of pushes his like dick back. Like, that's called Amazon position. - Are you sure? Cause I was pretty sure it was like called the king's throne or something and then the girl sits on it like his dick back. - Yes. - I can't be, almost like a reverse pole driver, but it goes on good. - Yeah, so it's like, as if he's the chair, but his dick's back. - The one I've seen is the dudes down on the floor. He's dick straight back and she's basically doing the doggy with him pointed back. And it's fucking weird and porn. - Yeah, that's it. - Cause it just looks like a dick that's like, like one of those pushing your knives. Cause it's really good. - Well, yeah, now this is more like, more upways, like his ass is more up, the dicks up and then you sit on it. - Right. - Yeah. - When mine's hard, it points straight up to my back. - No, you kind of have to have to have like a semi or like one of those guys. - Oh, get hard back there. Cause it's not easy, like some of these positions are not really serious. - Well, tiny diving board when it's hard. There's no down this. - Well, some dudes can even penetrate their own ass. - Oh, yeah. - Yes, oh my God, I've heard that. - Yeah. - That's pretty cool really though. - You said that with some knowing in your voice. - Yeah. - I heard it with that. - I only see, I heard of that. - Exactly. - You are a good business person. - The standing ovation. - Oh, just. - The obviously standing ovation. - Yes, is it standing ovation? - One person is standing at the edge of the bed and the woman is laying on her back. - Oh, okay, so it's kind of like the wheelbarrow but on her bed. I know the wheelbarrow, I think, is the other way around. - It's, if you can see them, they're enjoying. - Yeah, I can see them. - You were close. - Cause that then leads into the position that I believe is known as paying the rent. - Oh, this one's cool. Which is the same position but the girl's legs are like up in their head and it's raised in the earling. These are so, well I bought my karma sutra book. I can give you one. - Yeah. - If you want, use all not guess what it is. - These are quite alignment techniques. They're really stupid. - The army snow player. - Oh, the victory. - I can't tell you where I'm going. - Hitting a girl from behind and you break both her arms and push her around like a snow player. I didn't write it. It's just not come up randomly on her dictionary. - I'm going to give you one. - Okay, I'm going to give you one. Okay, so it's so weird the name. The cobra leaves the nest. - I'm guessing a girl's doing up dog. So her. - Already wrong but. - Sorry, a man's dick is in a little basket and he plays a flute dude. (all cheering) - You would think it would be something like that. - I've actually had sex with the Nimdi and man standing at the end of the bid playing one of those things. (all laughing) - So no, so the guy is laying in his back, his legs are in the air and then the chick is basically laying on top of him with a strap on him, fucking his ass. - See the picture? - So it's reverse, oh yeah, it's reverse, pain the rent. - So like pretend, you know? - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you get it, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. I don't see the point, it seems uncomfortable, but you know, you get creative. - It's weird being a person with zero core strengths and seeing other people. How's that fun? - It just looks like work. - This is the thing like these articles that are like board housewives of reading these. 'Cause I'm like, doggy style, wow. - 16 crazy sex positions. - It's the exact same thing. - And the third one I'm gonna use is doggy style. - It's the exact same thing that happened when the movie Secure, Secure came out and 50 Shades of Grey came out. Where it's like, oh, he kind of whipped my nips. - Yeah, that's true. - That's true. (all laughing) - So I believe I know what that is from watching Requiem for a Dream. - What they asked us. Well, it's actually called, this one's called The Trapped Dogs. So it's meant to be like, 'cause your genitals are like, together. - Do you know what that happens? - It's us, they get knotted. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's obviously what this is sort of replicating. - Yeah, yeah. - But instead of being tangled, you're intentionally inserted. (all laughing) - I'm sorry, this is gonna reveal how fucking vanilla I've always been. What's wrong with your sex? - I know, right? - It's so good. - I come every time. - Good idea. - I don't usually do anything too crazy. Like, I don't think I've ever been mid-sex. and gone you know what I'd make this better. - Do you want to pull out? - Athleticism. - I'm already puffed out. Don't make me move around. - What are you doing with those ribbons? Oh, we're gonna do some callous headaches. Fucking floor thing for the Olympics while we fuck. No thanks. Just missionary place. - Okay, so that's your favorite position missionary. - No, I didn't say that. (laughing) So many fucked up jokes I was just about to make, but we're all cancer. - Yeah. (laughing) - Look me. - What's your favorite position? - Okay, okay, so I've got a few, but obviously pretty standard, doggie, because you know, the guy can do the work, but I also can bounce back. So it's kind of like a good one for the both of us. But also if the guy's obviously just laying on his back and then it's like reverse cowgirl, but I'm like squatting, like on his dick. So you get like the full visuals. - What about your knees? - No, what about them? - They not hurt. - Oh yeah, I guess like, you gotta be careful, but no, I've been, you know, had enough practice. - You're a Liam McIntyre, yeah, yeah. But also the other way around like squatting on the dick, cowgirl, 'cause I feel like it's a good workout, which is nice, and it's great visuals. You see tits, pussy, and if they're really creative, they can come under and grab your ass. So it's pretty good. - And what's the most popular? - Doggy. - Doggy, yeah, with me. Doggy and surprisingly missionary, like. - It's close to your face. - Yeah, exactly. (laughing) - Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm famous for my, oh excuse you, I'm famous for my ass, so that's why. - That was dangerous, thanks. (laughing) - For different reasons. - Yeah. - Surprisingly missionary. - With both both both both both both both and the industry for different reasons. - But yeah, I've been requested for that lately, but I think it's because missionary sounds boring, but if you're doing it with someone like with huge tits, legs spread, getting deep, like it's not as boring as it sounds. - And kissing is the best. - Yeah, guys love that too. - Yeah. - And to let me suck in that nipples and stuff, like it's easy access. - You know, into that? - Let's get a sec. - Nipples, I'm such a fucking child, everyone's so fair. (laughing) - You'd be surprised, guys obviously love doing that on me, but some guys like it on them too. It's like an arrodgina's son, okay? - I threaten my family when I'm topless to give them what's called jilk, which is ginger milk. And I run around pulling my nipples chasing them. - No, don't. - Sorry, there's nothing sexual to me. - It's like me about my own nipples unfortunately. - Okay, maybe not. Maybe not for you. - Have you ever had any jilk? - Definitely not. - Definitely not. - I'm just picturing you like just in underwear, like running around the house. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's funny, that has given me more privacy than begging for privacy. Like me saying please, like, you know, I'm getting changed, don't come in or something. - Yeah. - One of the kids is sure to come in. But me chasing them if they do come in has stopped that run and it's strapped. Kids are weird like that. Like you go to the toilet and they want to like follow you and talk to him like, why? - And that's just you are the chopping mole. - Yeah. (laughing) - What are you doing in there? - Kids are just curious. - Yeah. - What else you got? - They're all boring. I'm just gonna give it up. - Okay. - Well, yeah, that's why I bought my car. - I'm pretty good at it. - But they're all weird. But there's like lots in here. - Is the car a suture written in a ramping light? Or is it just, yeah, it is. - So like first day's obviously missionary and then like 40 days like fist on fist is like a leg up in the air. - Like 100 days a slid in the air. - Yeah, this is like a leg up in the air. - Lick 'em the own bottom of your foot. - And this one's good because it has guy on guy, girl on girl. - Yeah, I can't really find boy gear. - How do you personally go with feet dudes and tickle dudes? Like, seems like a nightmare. - Yeah, I wouldn't do tickling. I'm way too ticklish. But yeah, I do that. Yeah, absolutely. I like it when like, 'cause some guys, they just want to like give you a foot massage or like lick your feet. And I'm like, yeah, you can pay me, give me like, you know, 350 dollars. - This is money for not. - For like 15 minutes. - Not taking away from me. - Yeah. - Yeah, in a sense, yeah. But in saying that, you know, I do put 110% into everything I do. So it's still a little bit ever. - Can you put some rosemary in your shoes when you walk here? - It's like rubbing olive oil on a feet. - Shit. (laughing) - But I will admit, I would prefer to like suck a dick than like get a foot massage. Like, I'd probably be horny and then they're leaving. That's not fun for anybody. Being left unsatisfied. - Are there any moments and you don't have to answer, obviously, where there's such a connection that like the bookings are, and you're like, no, let's get going. Or are you just constip professional? - Well, I think from a point of view that I do enjoy what I do, but definitely, I'm-- - You're like, I'm too mean, it's away from coming. We can go for two minutes longer. - And like, you know, when you try to cluck off work, really, you purposely make them g's like 15 minutes and then into the book. - No, I'm actually, I might be expensive, but I'm very in value for money. I make sure that I use all of their time up. I don't, I try not to let them come too early, and I'm good at utilizing the time. So it's not too early, but it's also not pushing it to the last second, 'cause that's not funny, though. I don't want to rush the person out the door. - You're like, doggie, the dude finishes. You roll forward in a motion. - And put your jacket on in the motion. - You're gonna shut the door. - Yeah, well, you're gonna see smoke bomb at some point in that motion. - I've been doing this long enough that I don't even have to look at the clock. I can pretty much judge what time it is, and it's always perfect, and they never feel rushed. - And not in too much of a negative side of what you do, but you probably get the cleanie dudes. Like, oh, can you stay? Like, can we cuddle? Can you? - Yeah, I think more when I started, I would get guys trying to push the time, but I think because I do have since I've had more of a strict booking process, I think they do respect it from a more business point of view. - I'm paying for more of this. - Yeah. - Pay the wave. - No, I think they understand that a little bit, they're more, you know, they just not have this sounds, but they're almost grateful that you're seeing them, and they just want to have a good time. So they're not gonna like push it, and they understand that, although like, it is fun at the time, it's still business. If you ever have someone that's just too much to deal with, they're just persistent, can I dress up as you and we go together, and I just go in, in pretend, you hear my, hello. - Here you go, I'm just gonna tell you that when you come back out, it's just him, it's just you. - Hello, who's got it? - That'll shut them up. - You fucked a bad driver, I don't know. - You wanna see my moot? - You're like, "Jilk." - You're like, "Jilk, my moot's got a vagon turtle neck on." - Oh my God. - Use a different marinerity. - I'm worried. - But no, I'm lucky that I have a good booking process, so I don't really get to care. - I can't pretend to be you, and I walk out and be like, "Man, doesn't cheat, doesn't cheat "alongly when you've come, huh?" - You shook something, losing me. - You said, "Yeah, yeah, what is it about good sex "and making me an attacker, shit?" - Oh my God. And this is the last time we're ever gonna eat for a second. - Yeah, this is the slow walk out. - You're thinking, you're also like hovering on the delete button of our cat. - I just got a WhatsApp notification that you blocked me. - Yes. - Just send you a message, I've just moved. - I moved far away. - Sorry, guys. - I'm not here anymore, but you still - I just saw you driving past, no, no, no, no, no, no, that wasn't me. (laughing) - What's next? - Yes, forget this ex-position. So we're gonna do, is this a porn star, or a mile little pony? - Oh yeah, let's get creative. - All right, so I'm gonna hide it, 'cause I've colored them in, and I feel like you can change. - No, I'm telling you, I cannot see it, I promise you. I've got my glasses on, but my vision is not the best. It's for up close. - Your glasses hide that well. I don't even have 20, do a division. - All right, well, I've tried to scatter these around so that they're in it, order that is not pretty good. - Don't judge me for how good I am at this game. - Oh, I'm probably gonna fail miserably, but let's get it going. - Let's get it going up. - Put your names. Are you joking yourself off, or are you just like tapping your name? - I have, I've realized that it's either, or I have restless legs syndrome, or I like the feeling of my thighs on my nuts, 'cause my legs are never too-- - I was hoping you were gonna say joking yourself off, but you gave me like a technical answer, but I'll take it. - Don't fucking flirt with me. I don't know what to do, I'll panic. I'm gonna be quiet now. - All right, sorry. (screaming) - I could just see the tail of the chicken. - You're like, why are you taking your belts off and put it around your neck? For reasons, for asthma. - I've got asthma. - All right, porn star, my little pony. Sunny, star scout. Okay, my little pony. - Yeah, that sounds like my little pony. - Just copy me. - Yeah. - Get fucked, we're on a team, bruh. Just 'cause I wasn't beating off when you wanted me to. - Peep, pedals. - That sounds like a porn star. - No, pony. It's a pony. - Fuck! - I thought you were good at this day. - You're not on my team anymore. - I'm competing. - I'm probably gonna fail now that I said that. Honey, Rose. - Let's go porn. - That could be either, but I'm just gonna say porn star. - Porn star. - It is a porn star. - Yeah. - Is that a little squirt. (laughing) - It's not even a pun. - That's not what it equals to. - Sunshine blue. - That sounds like a pony. - Could be either, but I'm gonna say pony. - I think it's a pony. - Porn star. - She's got a cutesy, - Porn star. - That's her name. - Flash, flash. - Okay, if that's not a porn star, we've got a problem. - It's a butcher shop. - That's the movie. - No, um. - Oh, I got that bit of a sports chip in this. - Zip storm. Okay, that has to be a pony. That's not sexy. - I think that's a porn star. Like a nes an M. - Oh okay, no, that would be sexy. - Dominate tricks. - Yeah, okay, okay, you got me there. Be both. - Pornstar and your own pony. - No, I'm gonna say pony, I'll stick with my thing. - It is a pony. - Oh, no, the sitting here. - A terrible name. - Are you telling who I am? - Oh good. - Oh, now they're keeping score that you're winning. - Just say a fucking. - But just if he wins, just lie. - You know, yeah. (laughing) - Just change it. - Just change it. - You're gonna just start doing porn under each of those names to win. - Yeah, exactly. You might get this one, Bambi Woods. - I know that Bambi Woods is a porn star. - Yeah, I wasn't saying that's porn star for sure. - Yeah, he does Dallas. - Yes. - Next one, Babs Seed. - That's a fucking. If that's a Mollett of Parnie, we should fucking cancel the creators of my little party. - Yeah, it's like, least is Gaby Stinkmook. (laughing) - That is not a porn star. - If he, like, Gaby, has to be a porn star. - Gaby McJizz and Mouth is not a my little pony. - It's a pony. - Okay, that's just, that's Babs Seed. - You're like, rainbow dash or Mr. Hands. - Yeah, it's like, it was like an old lady one that's part of like the Apple Jack fucking. - As soon as I heard Babs, I was like, yeah. - Yeah, it does sound like, but the seed things kind of find yourself, you know. All right, what about this one? Thorax. That better be a pony. - Oh, fuck. - Thorax is a horrible porn star, no. But it's a chest, so. - I wanna say just because I'm picturing like, late 90s alternative bitch in like fucking Doc Martin. - Yeah. - I'm gonna say porn star. - Yeah. - There can be a pony. - It's a pony. - Get, fuck. You're like, this is cheating. You're giving me the hard one. All the ones you're getting are like, is it beautiful pony or muddy mixed stink flap? But when we're getting the same one, so soft, trying to. - Season scar, the video goes to your not winning. - She can see with the glasses cheating. - Cheating, cheating, bullshit. - Princess and Mouray, I could go either way. - I'm gonna say pony. - Yeah, I think porn star, let's just go with that. It's a pony, okay. - Yeah. Where you at now? Where's she talking now? - I gave you that one. - We'll just say that. - Sweety pie. - I'm pretty sure that's a pony. I've actually, I think I had that. - I reckon that's a pony. - I think I had that. - The Oregon that's an OG, my little pony. - Yeah, correct. - One star. - Really? - Star of Breastman's American Thesmasters. - They must've been their must've in a pony with a similar name. - It's Pinky Pie. - It's so sweet. - Sorry for the cheeky pie. - Pinky Pie. - That's what it was. - But sweety pie. - 'Cause I was pretty sure I had that pony. - Yeah, Pinky Pie is a pony though. - Okay, that's the one I had. Sweetie pie sounded nice. - Fucking sweetie bell. - Fuck. - Oh. - Okay, I was gonna call you on it. - Goldie delicious. - No, that's. - That could be either because that is such a lot. - That's a pony. - Like 70's on the start of the season. - Yeah, specifically picked one. - That one was, that one was. - That one was so warm. - Yeah, I can see that, but it's definitely a pony. - Okay. - What are you reckonin'? - Definitely a pony is what I decided and just held up a sign that said that. - All right. - I'm gonna call it reddit out. - It's a pony, I think she's-- - Ah-ha. - I'm the best at this game ever. - Lucky Rain. - Lucky Rain. - Is it spell R, A, N? - Yeah, it tells the spell R, A, I, N, like Rain. - No, E. - Nope. - Just like Rain. - It's an E to be a porn star. - No, it's a pony then. How's your pony with the spelling? - Pony. - Pony? - Yeah. - No, it's a star of rain. - Pure milk too. (laughing) - Wow. - I don't want no rotten milk. I want pure milk. - No, pure milk. - That sounds like our calendar. - Zephyr breeze. - That is a milder pony. - Yeah, my little pony. - It is a pony. - My little zephyr is like a mythical-- - Yeah, exactly. - Oh, exactly. Diamond tiara. - Fuck, that could be either. - I really, I genuinely thought I'd sweet this game. I have no fucking idea. That's both. - That's pretty good. - Pornstar. - I'm gonna say pony then since you said porn star. - Pony. (laughing) - No, fuck you. - They got some sheets of art. - I did think I was a pony, but I thought I'd just save myself if it wasn't, or pretend I picked it. - A bit of dickhead. - A clover. I'm pretty sure that's a pony. - That's a pony. - It's a green one. - Or it's a fucking Irish porn starlet. - Yeah, either like a hot red-headed ice jitter. - Yeah, it's a-- - Or like a cute pony. - So many flaps. - Yeah. - Gonna make you come. - All right, you both reckon porn star. - Pornstar. - Oh, pony. - Pony, pony. - You took pony as well. - I said pony as well. - Yeah, pony. - I'm just gonna, what's the score? 'Cause I need to know, - No, you don't need to do it. - I'm saying the same answer. - No. - Is it a pony or porn star clover? - clover as a pony. - I said pony too. - Pony? - Yeah. - It's a porn star. - A male porn star. - We can't be, we've phoned together that time. - A star of airtight in the bathtub. And Alina's bra is full of goodies. - I wouldn't know if there's a prequel where he's like, airtight, not in the bathtub. - Yeah, I wouldn't have. - And then he steps it up. - Who said porn star to that one? - No. - No, he both said, okay. - No, he's both said pony. - No, he's both said. - We're both wrong. - Arya blaze. - Yeah, that's definitely a porn star. - It's a pony. - What? That's a lie. - What cause Arya is a choir of angels? - Okay. - Juniper montage. - Juniper's fucking such a pony name. - Yeah. - Montage though, that's weird. - Yeah, that's weird. That is weird. Like, what is that even? - What do you think? - No. - Guess first. - No. - Since you're reading it off the screen. What do you think it is? Cheedy McGeeberg? - You're so mean. - Scarlett Jones or pony boy? - So what is it? What's the name? Juniper montage. I'm just gonna go pony. - Well, I'm gonna go porn star cause I don't like you anymore. - Pony. - Fuck off. How's that a porn? - I mean, I've had a porn star. - What about a pony porn star? - These are my luck. - That's why. - What? - My cleavage. - That's why I can't. - Yeah, exactly. - You're cheating, yeah. - Yeah, I'm not cheating looking at the screen. I'm pushing my kids together and making it harder for you to concentrate. - Sorry. - Exactly my point. - Yeah. - I should have sat on the other side of the screen. - Yeah. - Candy apples. - Candy apples. - That's once did a scene where she sat on a deal that was big as a fire hydrant and it went all the way in. Candy apples. K-A-N-D-Y apples. - Okay, that's a star. - So that's a porn star. - Yep, she also had the 1999 gang bang world record at 742. - I would love to. - Those are impressive. - Yep. - And that does sound hot candy apple, like that's hot. That could be either not. - She's got that light on. - She's got that light on her. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - There's like eight feet of the human body type of porn. - Can I have sexy? - You can stop moving because that's fucking cheating. Just every movement you make in that outfit. - Sorry, I just had to readjust my panties. They're getting a little wet, talking about all these porn stars. - It's not the scene, but see that blue one there next to you. - Oh wow. - That's like, you get anything? That's candy apple. - Holy shh. - That's too big. - Are there some more of a more, yeah. - Wow, it's really what things are not that big. 'Cause I knew who it was, but I'd never seen anything that full on. - But she's also got that flap of skin between, 'cause it was like a late 90s-- - Oh, 'cause the big, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 'cause the boobs are too big for her. - Yeah, the world's biggest gangbang. How many people there? - Lisa Sparcy. - Lisa's 1,142. - And she got beaten like a year later. - Wait, by Lisa Sparcy, 'cause I'm a fucking monster. - That's how I do it. - But surely did she suck, or like what was it? - It was just her line out and a line of jokes. - It's just, just, just, - So yeah, so they didn't actually like, they're not all penetrative. - 'Cause I mean, like the hours that you'd have to put in just to even have the dick and you want seems a bit. - Some of them are like wanting the poors, wanting the mouth, wanting each hand. - Yeah, and then they're still care. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's still care. - Yeah, even a guy jerky off in their touching, still care. - Lisa Sparcy's 919 men. - Wow, she should've tried to do a thousand. - She probably won. - You were a brand new way. - When you were a baby, she was like, "Casey, you're the world's yuck." And you like, round it up. - Yeah, that would annoy me. Either have that 900 or 999 or 1000. That's the only way to do it, okay? - You'd push on through to that last two round, that number of you would. - Boy, go and fetch me 47 more men. - Yeah. Not my style, but it's very impressive. - Each through time? No, yuck and yum. No, yuck and people that like Jill. - Tall order. That's the name. Tall, T-A-L-L, and then order like, I'm gonna say porn star. - Is there another, - Tall, what the fuck, nice. - Sounds like a pony. - It's a pony. - It's just a shit pony, no. - Yeah, it's a shit pony. - Right, that's why I thought I had to eat porn star because I thought Tall order was gonna be like some glamazon tall chick who was just sexiest fuck. - Yeah. - He kind of ruined the fantasy. - I've just got sookie loser in my headphones. I can't hear you. What was the answer, KC? - It's a pony. - Oh, what did I say? - What? - Yeah. He's still looting. - I know. - Good. What about Cherry Jubilee? - It's hard as well. This is fucking genuinely hard. - I think we played this once before, but we did a shorter one and it wasn't as good names. Like they weren't as hard. - Yeah, no, that's what I was saying. The last one was like, "Flapped McGinty or Pretty Pony." - I'm good at this game. You're only good at this game when the names are easy. - You've done well, KC. - Thank you. - What was the name? - Cherry Jubilee. Jubilee's like a lolly. - I'll read it off of your glasses. - What do you think it is? - No, 'cause you're just gonna say the opposite of what I say. - Maybe. - So I just say cherry, I'm gonna say pony. Sounds like a pony to me. - Pony. - No, Pony. - No, it's a pony. - Fuck yeah. - I was gonna say you can't change your answer. We both got that one. - What about cherry mirage? - Oh wow. - For them to be two cherries, I'm gonna say that one's a porn star. - You're surely marketing. You wouldn't name two of your things too. - Not necessarily. - No, but there also ain't come out at the same time. No, I'm just gonna say pony just to see that. - Yep. - Cherry mirage? - Yep. - Is a porn star. - Okay, it is shut up and blow me for and Jail Bades 19. - It does sound hot though. Chocolate stallion. Well, stallion is cl- Like, that could be a trick question. - You could, that is a my little pony. There's no fucking way the adult human that came up with that name. - Wasn't a fucking monster. It is a porn star for sure. - But it's, but it's a stallion. It's a horse. - Yeah. - It's a fucking brown stallion. - No, no, no, no. I'm gonna, we're both gonna go porn star, right? - Well, this is a big cock horse. - Yeah, it's a bit, that is it. - I mean, that gets a problem with me like, you know, the big black cock type of guy. - Yeah, that makes the most of the difference. - Yeah. - Chocolate stallion was star of Big Bar All Stars and Monster Boote. (laughing) - The TAY. - Yeah. - Fuck yeah. - All right, so we both got one. - We got Richard Sonny Lister just with a giant dick. The dude from the lockdown memes with a giant dick. - Yeah. - That's where my brain went here in that name. - What about bulk biceps? (laughing) - Okay, well, I'm just a fucking pony. - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm just a pony. - Yeah, definitely, I agree. - It's a pony. (laughing) - I know. - I know. - I know. - I was on like my little pony, P.D. last night, like fucking looking at me. - Are you sure I wasn't like a name of one of the pono? - No, it's a pony. - Isn't there my, I'm pretty sure there's like some sort of my little pony porn? - Or heaps of it. - Yeah, which is just so bizarre. - Yeah. - Holy shit. - Yeah. - Horse biceps are like a heaps important part of a racing horse. - Oh, the fuck. - Okay, so that makes sense. - Okay. - It's the, that muscle, the tub of the horse. - Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. - It's the runny bit of the runny. - So I wore both runny together. - It's the runny bit of the arms. - It's like evens out. - And they have arms. - Yeah. - It's legs. - This is nice. - This is much cheating. - I want, I want an authority on my little pony. We'll have to get sexy back. - What about cheese sandwich? Okay, that better be a pony. - Every part of my human being wants that to be a porn star. If not, I'm gonna start an only thing. That's the name cheese sandwich. Just to say that's a point. - Okay, it has to be a pony. - What do you say? - Please be a porn star. I want to do a porn star. - It's a pony. - Fuck. - He said porn star. - Yeah. - Cheese sandwich with dumb nails. - Your perversion. - Your perversion. - You're a pro-signal agent, lose. - You press play on the DVD and it's like, (imitates drumming) Angela White. (imitates drumming) - Cheese sandwich. - Look at him. - It's like, yeah, cure and leave. (imitates drumming) Cheese sandwich. Fuck. What a missed opportunity. Need to start working on mine under cheese sandwich. Just for me. - Not ham sandwich, no, not cheese. - We could do a collaboration. - Yeah. - Cheese sandwich and jilk. - All right, sexy. All right, what about crystal night? - That's a porn star. - Definitely a porn star. - Yeah, he's a porn star. - Star of best butt in the West and come one, come one. - Ooh. - Hot. - But it's clever. - I'm sure I can hear that. - It's spelled, come. - See you in. - No, see your whey me to be clever. - I'm wrong, I can't remember. - It's a bit of expectations. - What about party favor? - That sounds like a fucking porn star. - It does sound like a porn star, but it's probably a pony. What should we go? So what does it? Party favor. - No, I'm gonna say pony. - A new feminism for like a head job or something. - Yeah, it is, but I'm gonna say pony. - Yeah, you seem to have gotten the knack of it. It is a pony. - So it's the opposite of whatever they sound like. - Yeah. Not necessarily, a lot of these have been quite tricky. - You're like, fisty hooves. (laughing) - They could go either way. - Sapphire blue. - That's a my little pony. - It's the same as one. - Even I knew that. - Yeah. - If it's not where both, like, can you do it? - It's a porn star. - Then what's the point of me? - There's a sapphire. - That's a blue. - Star of natural jugs, three. Big bags of fire. - Fugular. - And do I need a bra? (laughing) - No, it's a bow thing. - It doesn't get that, but there's definitely a sapphire blue. - There has to be some sort of-- - Yeah, 'cause it must be sapphire night. - Sapphire shores. - Okay, that's the one that originally. - That's the famous one more. - That's the-- - Sapphire shore. Okay, okay. - It's kind of blue. - And it's blue, just to confuse you. - Yeah, there you go. I think it's good that they're doing them like this because the ones you've picked are almost similar to some of them, so it is tricky. - Mm. - And all my little ponies are sold with sapphires. Like, that's the, the diamondy thing that come with. - Oh, really? - Fuck us. - I actually was like a documentary on, like, the little pony. - Right, nice. - Yeah. - I keep getting caught staring at your teeth. And because you're you, I'm like, I don't know how to act like the pretender. - Do you know that I leave them there? (laughing) - Sky Stinger. - That better be a pony, 'cause that'd be a fucked up monster. (laughing) - It is a pony. I've done. Autumn blaze. - I'm actually certain that's a pony. - Porn stuff. - Really? Autumn blaze. - Okay, I might be getting confused. I'm gonna say pony, but I think I'm wrong, but I'm gonna go with my first answer. It's only fair. - Thanks a lot. - Pony. (laughing) - You need some more tallies over there. - So I actually thought I was wrong, and I still went with that, and I got it. Brutus Force. Okay, that has to be a porn star. Brutus Force. - It's a pony. - Really? - That, okay. - We both got that wrong, yeah. - We both got that wrong, right? - Yeah. - Yep. - What about Misty Dawn? - I'll wait for Dave, but I'm pretty sure. - He's too sure you're right now. - No, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - I'm replying to a guy off-gum tree, actually. I'm gonna say that's a porn star. - Misty Dawn? - Yep. - I was gonna say pony. Let's just, I'll say pony just so it's different. - He's a porn star. - Fucking. - You got one inside dirty, debbie times. - Gorma equities and fuck my face. - He's telling me, just say fuck my face. - Yeah. - Telling you to suck a dick's not in me. - It's like, make some money. - Have you like, yes. - Okay. - Oh, will. - What about small hands? - That is, he is married to Joanna Angel. He's the fully inter-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's married to Joanna Angel. - Yeah, so we knew that one. - He's a good porn star. And he makes music under small hands. - Chocolate delight. I'm pretty sure there's actually a porn star. - The amount that made you laugh, I think it's a porn star, but I'm gonna say pony. - No, I'm gonna say pony as well. It's a pony. - Yeah, that sounds so funny. - Hot throb. - Pornstar. - Pony. - You're gonna put throb in a kid's toy name. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Porns, it's a pony. - It's a pony. - It's a pony. - I changed it. - No, I changed it now. - No, he didn't. He didn't change it. - He didn't change it. - You did not, you can't change it. That's not-- - You did a thing. (laughing) - You're right. - Morning glory. - Fuck, right off. There is a, I'll say pony as well, but-- - You're just popping. - It's a pony, it's a pony. I get it from like, you know, it's meant to be like-- - Is there a Marlowe Pony code donkey punch? 'Cause what are we fucking doing here? - Hang dong. - No. - You have a pony, yep. All right, what about Stamah? Stamah? Stamah, just one word. - Pony. - I'm guessing it's a pony. - Sounds dirty, but it's a pony. - Other bad characters in Marlowe Pony? Like good characters in Marlowe Pony. - Correct, yes. - Stamah has to be a bad character. - Yeah, yeah, there's a lot I'm pretty sure, yeah. It is a pony. - Cleveland's team. - All right, last one. - Last one. - The moment of truth. - Casey comes. - Is that, is that what it's called? - Yeah. - Has to, has to, has to be a Pony. - Okay, I'm gonna say Ponce as well, but it's probably gonna turn to a Pony, and we're gonna be modified, but let's go Ponce, I eat. - What a disgusting name, though. - It's a Ponce. - Imagine living with a man in that. - Okay, good, I just have to put it in there 'cause it's so close to my name. Oh yeah, oh my life name's coming. - Oh really? - Yeah. - Casey comes. - I actually, I was like, when you said it, I actually had to take a second, 'cause I thought you were talking about yourself. - Yeah. - And I was like, Casey, what are you talking about? - It's just my home video, my phone. - Yeah, I was like, what are you talking about here? Oh wait, it's StarV and movie called HongKey Kong. - It's like, HongKey Kong and big league squitters. - Okay, yeah. - What nationality is Casey comes? - Well, from, from HongKey and it. - HongKey Kong, yeah, I'd say, yeah. - And then, is it Hong Kong? Is it a black dude having sex with white people? 'Cause that's what I'm thinking. - Yeah, look it up. And then we'll do the tally. - I'll look up. - We'll do the tally. - I'll look up HongKey Kong. - It's a white chick. - Wow. - Casey comes. Just don't my name. - HongKey. - Oh, that's so funny. Even your name sounds like a porn star name. - Casey comes. - I get practic because he is based on that. - Yes. - All right, so Dave got 20? - Yep. Scarlet got 20 or more. - Ah, but. - What? - Go fuck yourself, 'cause I'm gonna edit it to sound like I want. - Oh, yeah! - No! (laughing) - You cheater. So you wanna do the, um. - HongKey Kong. - Wow. That really just sounds like, that sounds like Donkey Kong, I can't believe it. - I can't relate that to say. - Well, that'd be that everything is a crime. - Hey, K, Tron Tron. - Kunk, Kunk. - The DK rap at the start of the year. - So I recently was gifted, quite one of the, - You're not gifted. - Yes, that comes to our cinnamon arts. He said, "I've got something that I want to get rid of that I think you'll enjoy." - Yeah. - "It's a big box of VHS porno." - Oh, you're so lucky. - And there was some fucking incredible, but there was also some really terrible stuff in there, like not as terrible as you'd imagine. Like just the class, - Dead of quality experience. - The sophistication level. It's a difference between you and me and Casey, basically. It's, so I was gonna show you. - So Casey and I on this side and you on that side, I get it. - So this one was called Pussy Man 5. - It's like practic, yeah. - Then there's rags to bitches. Deep inside dirty debutants one. - That was in one of these. - Was it really? - Misty door, deep inside dirty debutants. - Oh, there you go. She didn't make it on the front cover. She's trying to be very good. Oh, wait a minute. - She's from fuck my face. - It's from the make-it-er of bus stop. Then we've got the adult video news awards from 2002 with Snoop Dogg on the cover. (laughing) Heart to heart. - That one look good. - Bras is milves-like at big. Heart one. Massive fucking toys. Super combo, this is a five hour double VHS. (laughing) - A double VHS? - A half hour. - That's how you know. - Who's watching a five hours of it? - Daughters of darkness. - Yeah, that looks like vampires. - Strip-tacular, which is R rated, so I didn't even bother. Taboo, which is a famous porno. Babe watch already owned. What I like about this VHS is called Rail, no, Crayald. - Cray? - The cover is a DVD cover. But someone's just obviously taped it on the VHS. - Yeah, that's funny. - That is funny. - This one I like 'cause it looks class. It's called Hershey Highway. - Wow. (laughing) - Hershey Highway. - Service animals 21. - Ooh. - It looks like that. - That sounds hard. - It's like a fucking guide dog. - Yeah, exactly. (laughing) That's too much. - This Closing One is from the 70s and it's called Tung in the Box. - Well that's pretty obvious. - That's pretty obvious. - Of just like, Tung in the box. - Is it something shaving them all? - Yes, and it's called- - That was like a thing when- - I might not read out what it's called because it's Dutch and I'm scared that what the word should be something like this. - Okay, you're saying something like this. - No, it's um- - Streetwalkers. Girlworld. - I think Streetwalk is pretty obvious. - Hot and tasty. Special clean shaving. - Oh, that was like a thing. You know when it became more like popular to be shaving, it was like a full fetishized. - Oh. - Backdoor Pope power. - What? (laughing) - Is that a cop fucking legit? - I don't know. (laughing) - Super Susie superstar. Ainal Gang-Dang, Mystic Pieces. The world according to Max, Max Hard's call is very famous in my group of mates. I be the dreams. - Oh, I like it. - Not trips too. Manga where it's just a blowback- - The perfect design on these is just- - The fact that it has a bonus cartoon is just fun fun. Love slaves, Ainal Fist. - Oh. - Yeah, spoiler alert. - Yeah. - The name gives it away. (laughing) Can't even read what that one was. Wet 69. - Oh, is that like balls or no fancy? - It is balls, yeah. - Oh. (laughing) - And it's really cool. - She's so happy to be there. - Yeah. And the balls look really uncomfortable. - Yeah, but we are men. - The wonder is good as well. - I like that one. - That's a funny name. - Cherry Poppers, Lesbian Part Four. No boys allowed, which is just, I love the cover, it's just so. - So it's just a hot lesbian porn. - Hanging breasts. - All right, love it. - Ainal Ecstasy Girls. Fist fuck Super Show. (laughing) Black ball and big tits number one. Boobarella. - Boobarella like that. - Sodomaniac slop. - Oh, that's not done. - No but nine. Beauty and the bitch. - I'm gonna tell you something about this in a minute. I'll tell you, you're gonna laugh. - Can, can. - Seymour butts. - Oh. - Anyway, there's something. - It's like you saw something. - There's one that was called Sweet Cheeks. And it was right next to like anal fist fuck six. - Yeah. - And I liked the both ends. - Yeah, both ends of the scale. - So this, when I did the calendar, this was in the background right behind my head. - Oh. - I photoshopped another, I photoshopped a different thing on it, because I was like, not having that near my head. (laughing) It didn't look good. So nothing against, I just didn't want like a giant vagin in my head. - Are you huge, are you huge as pushing? - And because if, you know, if we, you know, wanted to put something about on Instagram, I didn't want to get fly. - Yeah, right. - Because it was like, you can't get more nude than that with like, and I blurred some of them. Like, oh my god. - Yeah, for the list, there's a VHS, I've just gotten out to show Scarlett. - Well, we'll get Scarlett to hold it up and I'll take a photo with the world. - If you just pussy the world, one man dares to take on the pussy that no one can satisfy. And it's upset, it's upset, it's upset. - It's not even done well. - It's like one of those, you know, those pregnancy, - But surely, it didn't really work out. - No, no, you know those pregnancy dolls that they're like gonna prep something. They've just got one of those and opened it up. And then like, from the tummy down, she's like, - I think she's got like, I think she's got, yeah. - And they've got these fake legs. - And like, and like, - Yeah, it's so funny. - And like a need-drip of clothing to hide the join. - Yeah. - And it's, what a time. - It's actually hilarious. - Shout out to anyone still listening. - At this point, yeah, they're like, I'm out. - Scarlet, it has been an absolute pleasure for me in KSU. - Thank you for having me. - I'm glad you were here. I don't know, it was a pleasure for you. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for cheating through the quiz. - You're just a sore loser. - Everyone knows what a fucking cheater you are now. I'm besmirching the good name of Scarlet Jones. People are gonna be crossing your cheeks. - Yeah. - Cheats is the pony porn game. - People are gonna be crossing you off their fucking wish list for Christmas. - No, not in Christmas. - Have you won every time you've played that? - Yes. - Really? - Well, 'cause like I said last time, it was. - Maybe it's hard this time. - Fisty McFisty. - Yeah, maybe they just let you win. - Maybe. Maybe you're just a sore winner. It's not been a dick. - I don't care. - A sore winner. (laughing) - Oh dear. - All right. - I just like beating men and beating them off too. - Yes, jinx. - Where can people find everything you have going on? - Oh yes. So on my Instagram, I post a lot. And also my Scarlet Blue and my only fans. - What can you get there? What's that? - My only fans. - Yeah, what's that? - I know you would have no idea about these things. (laughing) - The devastation of following it. And then you're like, I could have sent you money off code. I'm like, no. (laughing) - Yeah, is that what I said? - Yeah, you're like, I could have given you a way cheaper. - Yeah, exactly. - You know, for-- - Stuffed discat-- - Bates, right. - Stuffed discat. - So on the other fan, it's @ScarletJones00. And my Instagram is Scarlet_Jones_Adelaide_. And then if you just go-- - Why are you just ScarletJones 69? Come on. - Gonna keep it classy. - Yeah, true. - And then you can just find me on Scarlet Blue. Obviously, Scarlet Jones. - Yeah, right. And that's 'cause you do handyman work around people's own. - Exactly, exactly. - So if you want to book-- - They're my main-- - To do an air tasker. - To just come over and do some-- I need you to put this patch on my new t-shirt, please. - Yes. - No, thank you so much for joining us. We won't be surprised if we never hear from you again, but thank you so much. - Oh, that's what we said last time. We said it's good. I have short-term memories, so I forget how terrible you guys are. (upbeat music) - Hey, fuckfathers. 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