The Return of CboysTV, CJs New Obsession, Why Pranking Ken is DANGEROUS, & Ben's Surprising New Winter Car

Evan hit for ten thousand dollars. Can we say what he was gonna buy? I think you can. You know, you had the mom chaser on the lake. Now Ken has taken over the winters, too, with his ice mansion. Greg's wanted to come out around us, but I've never seen full-blown Greg. Like, we'd progressed through Ken. Ken had went to bed and it was just full- Greg. We're just gonna get spinning down here. The government is being painful to deal with. We good? Oh, we're so bad. We're back, boys. Feels good. It does feel good. Honestly, I feel like I've been a little lost lately. Dude, I was feeling the exact same way Ryan. I used to always think like, I think retiring one day is gonna be sick. Like, be a cool dad, like be around and stuff and like, have free time. After our break, we went on like a week-long break and then the plan was to go a two-week-long break. So everyone's all over the place, right? I have been going insane. I've been crazy the last four days. So like, right now, we were just like, yo, let's just get back to it. Like, we're not even supposed to be here right now, but we were just like, yeah, we gotta do something. We gotta get the show back on the road. Like, it's not even back yet. Dude, Mike does everything right. He went on vacation late. When all of us were getting back, he was leaving. To be fair, we did say that. Yeah, I passed Mike in the airport. Literally, he was leaving. I was getting home. Where are you going? Where are you going, Mike? He went to Revy where the snow was actually insane. I'm a little bit. I'm not even a little bit. I'm super jealous, to be honest. Yeah, I am too. It looks fun, but I was planning on doing something with them to or like going to Revy or going to Vegas or something like that. And then I got sick. I feel like I got what CJ had like three weeks ago. You don't have as bad as I did, which I I felt like I haven't been sick like that in a long, long, long time. Like, I was out of commission. Like, I haven't been on this podcast. Like, three. You haven't, dude. You're back. But, uh, yeah, I'm happy to be here. Yeah, we went. So Ken and I and Ryan, we were in Florida. We had a lot of fun times, but we were supposed to go to Vegas right from Florida. And we couldn't do it. I had my flight. I was ready to go. Ken, bro, you got an animal. I texted in the group, Charlie. Hey, I got my flights booked. You guys are all like, and then I hear like legitimately the next day. Oh, we're actually just going to go home. So I was like, yeah, all you have to do is just say a destination and Ken. Oh, my flight's already booked. Yeah. But Ken, you're an animal. Like, I was over it after drinking for that many days. You had been there longer than me drinking for longer. And you were ready to roll the Vegas. Like, you could have kept going. Well, I needed a vacation for my vacation. Is that what the kids are calling it? He's built difference. He, Jay, there is a flight that leaves tonight at like, uh, an allegiate flight. There's a 530 Delta as well. I've honestly been thinking about it. I thought it wasn't once we all got together and I went, Mike, we could probably take a little trip. When's it get back? We come back Sunday. If I didn't have a wedding, I'd go, well, you got a wedding. Hey, we don't have a wedding should. Yeah. Wow. I am feeling better. Just like that, feeling better, especially after that news, Ryan. I know. Tell us about your trip, Ben. Where were you? What'd you do? I spent a week out in Big Sky Montana with my fiance and her family. It was good. Like Greta was working most of the time. She just like works remote. She's trying to stack up that PTO. Oh, really? Yeah, for like, just our honeymoon stuff. Yeah. Stuff. Yeah. So she's like, trend and not take off any work and then my her little brother, who's usually like my boy and my ski buddy. I got a girlfriend. She's Latino. She's never ski before in her life. So he was just like being a good boyfriend and skiing with her the whole time. So I was just kind of like a lost puppy dog. I was skiing with like her sister. But yeah, it was chill though. Usually like on new years, you know, you'll do it big. Maybe you guys still did it big, but I didn't do it as big. Yeah, because last year, Spenny came down. Yeah, Spenny came down. I was playing champagne all over and yeah, just growing up. Maybe we did a big. Did you? We did a big. Well, that's what I like to hear. Yeah, we did a big kind of the biggest debatably. I think everyone did it. I did it really big two nights. And then I kind of had to pump the brakes a little bit for the rest of the trip. Hmm. Well, I saw I saw Greg was out. Yeah, so it can get drunk. His alter ego is Greg. I got to meet Greg for the first time. Like I mean, Greg's wanted to come out around us, but I've never seen full blown Greg. Like, Grant was so long. God, we'd progressed through can. Can it went to bed? And it was just full Greg. What was he doing? Oh my gosh, getting into arguments with bouncers? His finger everywhere. He did. Okay, so we were the only people in this rooftop bar. The only people. No, no, no, we got to we got to take your tables and your seats away. We're turning this into a club dance floor. It's worth the only people in here. What are you? What are you talking about? This is ridiculous. Greg had a point. Greg's coming out right now. But Greg maybe didn't explain himself too clearly. And the bar was doing what they wanted to do. So you were like, okay, call them stupid little bitches to their face. I don't remember what exactly. I just know I rounded the troops. We hopped in the elevator and we went to a new bar. No, the best part was when we got out. So they were to take this elevator down. And there was like people like starting to line up to go in and can't hold them all not to go in. There's stupid little bitches. There's something like that. It was crazy. But I was on the opposite end. Our whole crew was kind of pissed at him. And then like I started like just stacking the chairs and like helping him move shit. Get out of here. Get out of here. I kind of pissed him off helping him kind of being an opera. I didn't really see much of your guys' trip. I felt like you were rolling kind of under the radar. Like I was I was trying to keep tabs on it. But I saw CJ's story of you at the pool with like 15 cups stacked up and then your hands are all prudent. Oh, bro, I was like, okay, just put in a shift. He peed in the pool all day. I held I held it until the very end. And then I was like, there's no fucking way. We had Margaritaville for eight hours. And all we did was drink. Like those were just his beers. He was drinking cocktails too that he couldn't. Well, I initially started with the cocktails. And then it just went straight beer. That's when I started stacking. Yeah, my hands were through. He was in the water the whole time. And that was the Greg was out all effect. He was chilling. I mean, I was chilling all afternoon in that state. Like he needs a lot more to turn into Greg. Yeah, he had Ken's a fucking machine. And he is drinking. And he's right up in the morning, hitting the gym. I know. On face on face morning after. Oh, yeah. The little community I was in had a little like pool gym set up. It was a swinger community. Again, were you not in the same communities as these guys? CJ. No, CJ stayed in the same neighborhood. Ryan was in a different one. Where were you at? Uh, what's called Paseo? Where you stand by yourself? Uh, no, I was seen with a couple of other people. Gavin Gavin and another friend. Okay, I wasn't sure if it was just like a couple's retreat here again. No, and you were working your vacation. That's why you needed a vacation. Yeah. You know, when you're drunk, it's just never a good time to start posts and snapshots. Yeah. That's what I figured. I figured you guys were just running it. I've learned, you know, what I'm just going to regret if I post anything. So I just was, I was chilling for the most part. But one fun thing. Uh, we did was well, obviously I was betting on sports the whole time through. But then we met our friend. And he was telling us about how. Him and his boys had just ran a monopoly game, like a, like a very high stakes monopoly game. How high are the stakes? They were doing it for maybe beep the name. Yeah, I don't want to name. Well, it was like, but they were doing. They're what they're under 10k person and they ran two of them back to back. That's insane. Yeah. And you want some degenerate gambling. So anyways, he's like, yeah, you got to come over and we'll run monopoly tomorrow. If you want. And I was like, all right, but I'm not playing for low stakes. So then we did like 500 a person and there were six of us. And I lost. So yeah, that kind of suck. But it was a lot. A lot of fun. The whole. It was actually a two way tie. Oh, yeah, the real estate billionaire won the monopoly game. Oh, who would have thought that? But yeah, so it's fun though. I'd never really played a full game monopoly. Very, very fun. They had this luxury monopoly boards, like a $500 board, but he fucking night. We were playing on some little basic. Yes, right. You know, horrors, horrors, bro, border, whatever the hell you pronounce it, Mahogany would elevate it. Cold little. It's nice. So I end up ordering one of those because we're going to be playing monopoly. Once my house is done. I can see all the boys. I mean, we don't have to play high stakes. Maybe we're playing $100 a person. Yeah, it was fun. It definitely elevates things when you have a substantial amount of money on the line for you're like, is this the right move or do I just let this pass? Like it's like definitely makes you think about. I mean, yeah, I just wouldn't be fun playing for no reason. I think it's just like really anything. Dude, like once you start betting is such a. It's a slippery. A dick dude yeah that and it's a very slippery slope because because once you start doing it, it's like-- - You guys, you can bet on it. - And especially nowadays, dude, like you can literally place bets on anything and everything with like these, I mean, polymarket and now even on price picks and like-- - Probably good. - Oh yeah, it's insane. Which, yeah, I don't know, it's crazy, but anyways, you start doing that. It's hard to watch a football game without some money on it. You know what I mean? - Holy shit, CJ, are you all right? - On Sunday, we're sitting at a bar and watching football and it's like, okay, I got this bet on this, but what was my bet for this game? Then I got this bet over here. It's a lot more interesting when they have all the games playing and you know I have money on all of these. - This might be the first time I think I might actually be concerned about you guys. - I know, yeah. - There's no going back there. - Like what you guys are saying right now is pretty concerning. The only way that we'd be able to go back to not is if we ran out of money. - CJ, it's a done deal, man. - What the-- - It's a done deal, man. - I think CJ is the worst out of all of us. - Holy shit, this is a lot. - Am I, I'm not that bad. - I think when you're playing Monopoly and you need 500 bucks on the line for it. - Just have a good time. - Just to have, just to feel something. And what was it that you said? I can't imagine not having money on a Monopoly game. Well, I wouldn't even play then. I just wouldn't play. - Yeah, I think that might be signs that you're a sicko, but honestly, I love Monopoly. Like I've always-- - It's a lovely Monopoly. - The only thing that is tough about Monopoly is it takes a long time to play, like takes like three hours. - It would play for like three hours. - Yeah, three hours. - So it's like, it's hard to get people to want to play Monopoly with you. Like every year, like Thanksgiving or Christmas, I try and get my family to play and they're always like, oh, it takes too long, but when you got a three hour swaddle-- - It took a long time to get everything set up and then like once CJ went out, I immediately went out, the next guy went out and then it went down to a two-way tie. - Because of your strategy, dude, it's like, there's luck and then there's strategy. I mean, the person that win, did he have-- - Is it Broadway? - It's a Broadway, thank you. - He did, but yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of different strategies when it comes to playing Monopoly and obviously you got a trade and there's a lot too, it's a pretty in-depth game. If you're playing with people that know what they're doing. - CJ was watching YouTube videos. - I was trying to study wood. I knew I was like, okay, so tomorrow I'm going to be playing this game, so on our way over there I'm sitting there watching theory strategies and all that. Well, I wasn't going to go in there. Otherwise, you're just going to go into something and not know what you're doing, you might as well, and you got money out, you might as well just fucking hand them the money right away, you know? - Right. - Like obviously I'm going to try and win, but anyways, super fun. We're going to be playing a lot of it over at my house. - I would more look at the people that you are playing with. The guy is literally a real estate billionaire. His life is monopoly in real life, right? And he's clearly won, but I wanted to beat him. - That a big skit, it would have been, it definitely would have been good for your confidence level if you would have. - I also, I mean either way I wanted to play, but like I didn't really, he had, yeah, anyways. Like he'd bought lunch, yes, the day prior. And it was probably like a $2,000 lunch. So I was just like, I mean. - Like he needed the win then. - Well, I just was like, you know, probably 500 of this was my bill, so let's just run that. And I don't know. - Anyway, that's cool though. I like to hear that. Like even when you're, you know, a grown up adult, you can still play monopoly. Obviously you got to have a little chatter on the line. - What do you think about the, oh, like what else do we do? Like we went on on the boat. - Well, well during the monopoly game was not passed up. I bought a fish house during that monopoly game. - That's right! - That's right! - Let's go, Kenny! - Just what you needed, a fish house. - Ken got a great fucking deal on it. - You've seen the fish house yet? - I have seen it, Ken. And I think that it's gonna be a great place for you to drink. The only thing that I'm wondering is one, do you own an auger? - Nope. - Okay. And two, do you know how to tie a fish hook? - Nope. - Okay. - There's not gonna be a single hole drilled in the fish house. - I am gonna learn. - Are you actually gonna be some holes? - I think so. - There's gonna be some holes drilled in that fish house. - Oh yeah. Well yeah, there's definitely gonna be a lot of holes drilled in the fish house. - It's not a fish house, it's a fish home. - And not-- - I'm gonna live there so my house is done. - Are you, you're moving in there? - I'm gonna move in there. - You do, you're still talking about it. - Does that have a shower? - Yeah, it does. It's got fireplaces. - It's got a fireplace, two TVs. - It's such a big fish house that it's an inconvenience because the ice has to be so thick. - The thing weighs 9,000 pounds. - Like, I'm curious on how you're gonna, like obviously the ice is thick enough now but you'll probably wanna stay closer to shore. Obviously you're gonna be right out front of your house 'cause you're not really caring about fishing. - I can't go in front of my house 'cause that ice frills late. I have to go on a different side of the lake because it's thicker over there. - Holy crap. So when you put in this thing out. - I got a little bit more cleaning to do and then maybe end of day today or tomorrow. - Let's go. - Let's go. - I can about this thing at like half price. I'm there for when you can. - I got it. - I got a healer deal. - I gotta bring this out 'cause we'll help you set it up but you gotta bring us out with you. - I gotta see you in action as a fish house owner. So I can only imagine, you know, you had the mom chaser on the lake. Now Ken has taken over the winters too with his ice mansion that, I mean, I can only imagine all the women, all the local women are gonna be hanging out in. - Dude, you're gonna have to get your women some snowshoes. - Well, it's got three slide outs so it's got all the space. - It's huge. - How many beds are in this? - Three pull out couches. - It's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out in that ice house. (laughing) But anyways, Ken, I got you something. This is just a little shirt. You know, obviously there's gonna be a lot of drinking in the ice house but also another thing's gonna be going on. So I got you this shirt. So you don't even have to tell the people. (laughing) You don't even have to say it to the women. Yeah, I'll read the shirt to the listener. So it says, I came here to drink and fuck and I'm almost done drinking. So here you go, Ken. - I'm siege. - Wear that on your opening night and it's an exhale for you. Art, what is opening night look like? - I don't know. I think right now I gotta get it out there, get it situated, figure out how everything works. Like we gotta do opening night big. What do you mean we, you ain't gonna be there. - Throw off the ratio first off. Second off, I don't think you booze hard enough to be there. - That is true. I'm gonna definitely have to get back into it if I wanna hang with you. Man, Ken, you are a professional boozer. Look at that. You just bought another place just to have somewhere else to drink. - I mean, you know, just drinking an ice house. You also fish. - I thought you would say something else. - You said you would. (laughing) - I'm gonna live there. It's gonna be my home. - That's what Ken's calling it now. Fishing, huh? - Fishing. - Makes sense. - It's gonna be my home. I gotta live somewhere. - It's actually not a bad idea, Ken. Little mobile home. It is funny 'cause I feel like you were saying, like I'm just gonna buy an ice house and park it out in front of my house that's being built and I'll live there and I'll be able to like go in my boat house and stuff. And I kinda thought you were joking 'cause it's a pretty extreme thing to do when there's only, you know, roughly two months left of being on the ice, safely in an ice house and like sleeping out there. And then you said it so much that when we were playing that monopoly game, the one guy goes, oh, I got an ice house, I'll sell ya. And then he threw out like a really good price and Ken was thinking about it. I was just sitting here, I was like, Ken, I'll buy half of it with you if you want 'cause I was such a good price and he goes, I'll buy for myself. (laughing) - So the only reason I was contemplating it so hard was 'cause I know how big it was and I was like, okay, I know it's big and it's heavy and you can only use it for certain times of the year 'cause the ice has to be so thick. So it's like, do I wanna buy something that big where I'm, you know, I'm limited to basically January and February, you know, compared to maybe, you know, if we have an early ice season, I could take something smaller out, potentially sooner and keep it out later. So that was the only thing that I had to think about and I was like, I'm just gonna do it. - I'd love to go fishing tomorrow. We should go ice fishing tomorrow. I mean, we can fill our next ice fishing pod and you're in my ice house, yeah. - We got, it's gonna be nice. - It's the nicest ice house I've ever been and it's hardly, it's not even an ice house. It's just like a little-- - Ice home. - It's so good. - Can you imagine Ken Texas is like, "Yo, can you guys come save me?" (laughing) - Yeah. - How it's spelled through the-- - I'm curious how, just pulling it out there, it is going to be kind of nerve-racking. How thick does the ice need to be for this? - 18 inches. - And how thick is it right now? - 18 inches. - It's gotta be thicker than that. - It's not, I ask a couple of people to drill some holes on different lakes and they're like, okay, it's 16 over here, it's 18 over here, you kinda gotta stay in this zone. - You know your ice house is, you know you're moving different when you got people out drilling holes in the lakes around where you want it to go and just let me know where it's gonna work. - Well, I just knew this guy's over here, this guy's over there. - Look, the locals around town, there's a lot of anticipation for Ken to open up his ice house. - I can imagine. - It's gonna be a spot. - It's like a whole new establishment. You're gonna have, you could damn you have your own zip code for this thing. - It's a new zone unlocked for everyone. - Give me great, I hope I get the pin drop to find out where this thing is. - I wouldn't hold your breath. - So how much was the ice house like this cost, Ken? - New it was 60,000. - That was back in 20. - 2019. - Oh, I'm sure of me. - Are you planning on doing a remodel, Ken? - I got it for 25. I just can't put a price on that. - It's not bad. - It's been used like three times. - It's like brand new. It's got cobwebs. Like, the worst thing is it's just got cobwebs in it 'cause it never got used. Oh no, it's literally perfect. There's nothing wrong with it. - Well, yeah. - I look forward to it. - Yeah, no kidding me too. - Yo, something else that happened in Big Sky is this guy comes up to me and he was like, "Hey, you just took some photos with my kids." And I was like, - Oh, yeah, cool. Put up my hand and he's like, yeah, nice to meet you. My name's Sean Murray. And I was like, Sean Murray, the professional wakeboarder, Sean Murray. And he was like, yeah, like kind of like, surprise that I knew who he was. I was like, dude, you're a legend. - Yeah. - And he was like, oh, thank you, thank you all. I came up to say hi to you. And I was like, bro, you don't know the impact that you had on me and my cousin's lives that like arguably led us to where we are today. One of the pieces for sure. - Big, big impact on it. But I loved his, I loved his wakeboard. - Is that the wakeboard that you had? - Yeah, I had two of them, but yeah, they were great. - Yeah, when CJ and I were kids, we would just like sit in my parent's house and we would watch a wakeboard tutorial on how to do all these tricks. And it was Sean Murray teaching these tricks. - Really? - Yeah. - It was on DVD or? - Yeah, it was on DVD. - That's sick. - And then we would just watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it. And then we would go and try them. - Yeah, that's really cool. It's funny 'cause, you know how sometimes when you're in your photos, you like tap something and it goes all the way back to the top. Does that ever happen, you guys? I don't know what I tap. - That's exactly what I mean. - Yeah, and then you go-- - You tap the top of it. - Or the top of it. - Anyways, it went to the top for some reason last night. I just had some time, so I started watching some of it. And I saw this video of me and you wakeboarding Ben. It's kinda cool. I do a backflip over you while we were double wakeboarding. - That is sick. - We did do a lot of wakeboarding and that's really cool. I'm surprised you didn't recognize them right away. - He came up, he was already like a beanie and, you know-- - Right, there's no hair. - Yeah, and then as soon as he said his name-- - And I was like, "Oh, duh." - Dude, what's up? - Yeah, so that was cool. He was saying that he lives down in Orlando, Florida. And if we're ever in the area, we gotta link up. - Oh, that'd be so sick. - Do something. - Yeah, it would be sick. - You could teach, get out of wakeboard. - All those pro wakeboarders are-- - Yeah, down there. - Down there, down there, yeah. Teach, get out of wakeboard, I'd-- - 'Cause they've all got like those parks, they don't have these boats, like cable parks. - Yeah, I mean-- - I'm sure he's behind the boat too, but see, do you work good at wakeboarding back in the day? Not said that you aren't anymore, but I would presume-- - I'm not, I haven't done it in a long time. - I'm not used. - I haven't done it in a long time. - Yeah, that was fun. That was really fun. - Wakeboarding is one of those kind of like lost arts. I feel like that is losing its-- - It's 100%. - It's spark. - It's too dangerous. There's not, it's not worth it to them anymore. - Yeah, people started wake surfing, I guess, if they're going out on the lake, everyone used to initially ski, and then they started wakeboarding, and now they're wake surfing, right? - I think they're just looking at a lower impact thing, 'cause you look at all these people who are skiing or wakeboarding, they all just blew out their knees. - Dude, wakeboarding is high impact. You think it wouldn't be, 'cause you're fucking on water, but the amount of times-- - That's sick. - That, even when we'll have pro wakeboarders come out for a video, you'll see 'em crash, and they're just like, oh, fuck. - They get up and they're, yeah. - Yeah, they're like, ah, one feeling all right? - They're like, I can taste colors right now, fucking. But, yeah, and you need perfect water. That's the hard part, it needs to be calm. Otherwise, it's kind of sucks, you know? And you can't be a lot of boats. But tell us about this car you got, Ben. You spent so much money you had to go backwards from Lamborghini to Ford Focus. I did. I went back to 2018 Ken era. - Focus RS. - Focus RS. Blue, same one as me. - Exactly same spec I had. - Yeah, no, so like, after like this first snowfall, and we were just mopping around on the drift track and Mike pulled up in his Corvette, and he started mopping it around on the streets, and it's got like blizzaks on it. I was just like, oh man, you'd be fun to have something to be able to hoon a little bit more. And like, I basically came to the realization that I was kind of losing my edge in driving because I don't really spend that much time like ripping around. Like when we were kids, like that's all we did, right? You gain a lot of skill, especially in the winter when it's icy out and you're just drifting every single corner by doing that. And I came to the realization that I was just kind of losing my edge in driving where I'd like, I'd hop in even the Miata and go and spin it around. And I just like, wasn't as comfortable. 'Cause I don't daily drive a manual car anymore. And I was just like, I need something that I can just get back to the roots of just hooning everywhere. - Something that costs as much as the bumper on your car. - Yeah, and I didn't know like, - I like risky and you just learned on that thing. That thing was fucking expensive. - Yeah, I mean. - It's nice, it's brand new. - Yeah, so they're all pretty expensive. Like they've like held their value like crazy. So like. - You bought that thing for what I traded mine in for, like five years ago. - Yeah, so I had Scott, our buddy who owns Red River, he sources all of our cars for us. I had him looking for one off of the auction. And auction ones were going for through Scott the dealer. We're going for 26, 27 all day. - What the fuck? - Yeah, it's crazy. How they've held their values insane. - Wow. - Yeah, I found that one. 27 is way more than I wanted to spend. But yeah, the main goal was to just like, just get back to the hood and roots and just drive it and get more comfortable with getting sideways again. And, you know, it's a manual. So shifting gears and it's definitely more of a driver's car than, say, Lamborghini Urus. - I don't know if I'd say that. - Yeah, it is. - You think it's more of a driver's car? - Yeah, Lamborghini Urus is just like a luxury. - That thing fucking rips. - Well, yeah, but you're not shifting, you're not. - Yeah, you definitely not. You're not shifting. - Yeah, I guess maybe. - Maybe it's more of that. - You're driving that thing to the edge and you're still like a quarter throttle in that Urus. - Yeah, that's the thing too. It's like you can absolutely rip it and you're going five miles over the speed of it. - Definitely. - Every stop. - Honestly, out of the bunch like Subaru WX STIs to Mitsubishi EVO's and then there's the Focus RS. The Focus RS is the best hooning version, I would say. - Really? - Yeah, I just remember I would drive Ken's from time to time and it was definitely the like out of the box, the better hooning car. I think you can make an EVO a lot better than the RS, just due to like the motor and other things, just mods that are available, but yeah, that thing's a hooner. I could just had to go to the suspension, even when it's stock and like, I don't know, it's just got a lot of options. I just got to drift mode, but. - I thought the best thing was the seats in that car. - It's a hooning car, but it does like kind of funny. - Yeah, I mean, it's definitely like, it is a jelly bean. - It's definitely not like that sick, but I also didn't buy it to be so. - Yeah, no, it's just a hooning car. - You can hoon the shit out of it. - I just bought it to just sharpen my blade of being a better driver. I feel like in our line of work, it's a pretty big investment into our career path and our lives and hopefully next time on the drift track, once all the snow melts, I don't drive into a tree. (laughing) - It might be a worthwhile investment. - Yeah, exactly, so I just wanted to have something in the winter to be able to do that. And then come springtime, probably sell it and get something else that I can rip around the drift track on and if I want to drive down the road. - I can't find it, but I have this video of when Ken was lemming out his first focus, and he was all like, "Oh, I don't want to use the e-brake." You were like trying to take care of it. - I'm gonna rip the shit out of that e-brake. - And he said the e-brake didn't work. And I have this video of us just dry, CJ and I, driving down any rips that e-brake and just drifts that are on this car and goes, "Your e-brake works, Ken." - Yeah, it's like it's fun, I rip that thing. - So I just bought a drift stick. - You found one. - I found one, yeah. - Nice. - I found one from a sub. So Ford Performance made this drift stick that it looks like a rally car would have, right? Where it locks up and it disengages the rear wheels and it locks 'em up. Basically, you can pull it and it's not gonna damage the car. - 'Cause it would on WRX, as I remember, like if you would pull 'em to spin 'em around, then it would hurt it, right? - It disconnects the rear axle and then it does something else with the diff and the brakes to make it so like it doesn't hurt the car. - No, I don't want to be wrong 'cause I'm gonna get fucking crucified, but it's got some matricle all-wheel drive system. So it wants the wheels to be moving, not necessarily the same, but yeah, it's always accounting for that. So I'm my blue WRX, I remember I fucked it up from ripping the truck, but then I totaled it before I had to replace it so it didn't even matter. - So I got a drift stick coming for it, which is gonna make ripping it around and drifting it even easier, more fun, hopefully brake less stuff. - And they find it? - Yeah, I found it. - Let's go up on the screen here. - Sorry, what was that about? - Yeah, it's got drift mode, so it'll sound like more power to the rear. - Yeah, that's the best part about that thing. - See, you should bust out your EVO. - Dude, I should, I was thinking about that. I had to register it. - I kinda get not wanting to do it. - It's just too low, it's just too low. - It just really isn't that fast compared to the rest of it. - Oh, this thing's not fast, it's crazy. I used to think Ken's car was so fast, and then there's just like driving it around as a crank that volume is kinda funny. - We stole Ken's car and then just sent him this video. - And you wonder why I don't want you guys driving my rigs. - I don't wonder why one bit Ken. I know exactly why. - Hey Ken, sorry, we got your car. - Boosted. - He's a pretty good little car. (laughing) That's right by the farm. Yeah, I was right there before the farm existed. People are stoked. Oh, that was my next question. How is the reception from-- Oh, they love it. The fans. They love it. That's awesome. Well, I think it's just like a dream car for a lot of like young kids, right? Yeah. Where the response is like, oh, that's achievable. No, it is. It's a good ripping car that is in a lot of people's budget. Like the crazier car you buy, it's not always like received with for sure excitement, because it's like so unrelated. You know, a lot of like crazy YouTubers these days, like Strabman buys a $3 million Conex egg. I don't even like Compendant. And most people don't even-- Yeah, most people don't care because it's not in their realistic goals, right? I don't know. Car like this or like a super WX hatchback STI. It's-- It's not on TC. It's achievable. And kids are stoked. So I've been like posting it on my Snapchat. And their responses were kind of surprising. Like they're just so fired up. Like it's a fun fast car that you can daily drive. Like you buy one car. And it's going to be fun, fast, reliable. You can carry your shit. You can fit whoever in it. You know, it's just good. They're the best, man. I think the only thing I didn't like about that car was below about negative 10, that suspension gets rock hard. It is. It is, definitely. It doesn't be surprised happening it. Like it rides. I got a ride in it. Because I hopped in my TC with my new coilovers. And I think it fucking catches air on the little like-- where they seal the road. It's so bumpy. And my dad's like, I think you're just not used to how rough a used ride. I go, no, there's no way it could have been this bad. It depends. It might be set up wrong. But also if you buy cheap coilovers, they just saw that one. I know. I thought about nice one. I mean, they aren't like the nicest, but they were still like 900 bucks. It's a pretty decent set of coilovers. It is funny. Like when I hop in my Evo, I'm like driving it. It's like, and I'm like, is the fucking dash about to fall off? What is going on? Like everything is rattling and shaking. But you don't even think about that when you-- When you've been into that car, yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good reset, too. I don't know. It kind of just brings you back to reality of speed, for sure. Yeah. You get so used to these faster vehicles. It's fun running through the gears, too. I hop in this one, and I'm just like, to the floor, ripping through gears, and I look down and I'm doing 65. You're like, oh. I'm like, what? Sometimes I think that with my homer. I'm like, why do people drive so slow? And then I'm like, oh, yeah. The hummer's as fast as fuck. Like everywhere you go, it's just easy to zip around. But everything is progressing, right? So it's good to have-- I don't know. A little reset. I agree. Ryan, you still want to buy my G-Wagon? Hmm. I might take it for a test drive today, if I could. I'll need to see proof of fun. Yeah, as I was looking at buying this Focus RS, CJ sending wide body viruses in there. We were close to that one, too. You should have just rented the car and looked at it. They wouldn't answer my questions. Like, I was trying to get a hold of them, and they were like, we're responding. Like, I was genuinely trying to go see this thing. And then they also didn't know shit about it. They were trying to tell me the wide body fenders were just put on over the current fenders. I'm like, it doesn't work like that. Yes, that's how that works out. And then they weren't responding. And I was like, all right, I'm not going to-- No wonder that haven't sold it. I wouldn't expect the salesman to add on that specific card to know anything about it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so Ryan's going to buy my G-Wagon. Now Ben's got me thinking, though. Maybe I should get just a little ripper. You have your TC for that. I know. I got to get the coil overs fixed on it. And once I get that, once I get her set up right, I'll repaint the bumpers, fix her up, I'll rip the TC. Because everyone should buy their cars. Their original first car back? Well, not first car. I mean, I'm not trying to-- Oh, that's true. I mean, I think that dripped a 96 Jeep. But I think we should go back to the super-error of us. I'll get a blue WRX. Ken can get a red one. Would it be cool if I could get an all-wheel-drive cars? I think it would let that go. Could I upgrade that slide? I agree. I'd be down. I was looking like those 2015 WRXs. Are worth, like, nothing compared to those focuses. I know. I was like, oh, I want to focus ours. I started looking at the prices. I was like, what the fuck? What happened with these things? They just make that many of them. I bought that car. New took all the depreciation, sold it, and then it just flat-lined from there. Can you just notorious for doing that? Yeah. Well, I just swap cars a lot. I did. Ken has so much money over the years. Yeah. Me and Ryan. Ryan's number two. You guys are sure. Oh, it's electric. Every vehicle you bought it, that's a lot. My first model, why I made money on that car, and then I just made up for it, and then some with that model. But you lose $100,000 on your X. $80,000 on your X. Holy shit. That's insane. I didn't know there was $80,000 to lose on it. Yeah, the worth, like, $50,000, though. Yeah, there worth nothing. You could have bought one of those, Ben. Could have, but you can't. We can do with it. It's just another jelly being lame. But, you know, Ken, I wonder if, with the way you run through cars and just swapping on the stuff, like, if you had a girl, would you just be fucking, like, couple of months, get out of there, like, you know, you just constantly, like, oh, like, if you had, like, serious relationships, would he just be, like, constantly running through him like that, too? Ken's such a non-confrontational guy, too. He would avoid breaking up with him, and he would just change the lock out. He'd move out. Just move out. They'd be like, where'd he go? I'm in the ice house. Where's the ice house, doesn't respond? Well, I haven't swapped cars in a couple of years. You only want to, I bought that Lincoln, but I haven't done anything since about my, uh, cyber truck. It's true. Did you guys see my snap story of, uh, seeing JD Vance? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The motorcade. Why don't they just fly, can he just fly out of there? Can't you fly in a big sky? That was big sky. Yeah, but was he up in big sky? No, no, sorry. That was, that was, that was bad. No, you can't fly in a big sky. Really? It's mountains. But isn't it important? Helicopter, and couldn't they figure out a way? I don't know. Yeah, the helicopter, that's a good point. I just figured for like him, you can cut it. You can like literally do anything. I don't know if there is a helipad in big sky anyway, but you guys saw him pop that video up. Why do they need so many people? So let me explain this whole thing, right? So, uh, I fly into Boseman and I land in Boseman and I'm sitting in the middle seat. There's like Ken book my flight. I'm sitting in the middle seat and I look out the window and, uh, as we're on the tarmac, we drive by a plane that just says United States of America. It's all white with a blue stripe down the middle. Was it giant? Like was it a 747? Uh, it was probably a 757, I bet. Yeah, it was, it was a little bit smaller than a 747. So, how many Air Force ones? Well, I grab my, I start looking and I go, how many planes say United States of America with this paint scheme, right? It just says two planes. Air Force one and Air Force two. But it was like, you know, Air Force two is sometimes used by the vice president or other, you know, head of the house or whatever, right? So, I was like, okay, well, somebody's here and we land and they wouldn't let us go to the gate for an hour and a half. Shot all up. Yeah, so that's, yeah. So we sit there and I'm like, what is going on right now? And they were, they weren't really telling us what was going on. They were just like, yeah, we're just waiting to get clearance to pull up to our gate. And so what I'm assuming is they were doing like security checks, probably on the, on your background. They're doing background checks to everyone on the plane, just making sure some, some hooligans aren't going to cause trouble. Oh, yeah, I might have been the hold up. And so finally, they let us to our gate. At this point, I'm, I'm still not really sure what's going on or who's playing it was for sure. And we get out, hop in the plane or hop in the car and I start driving. And there's like six roundabouts in between like Boseman and the airport. And at each roundabout, I start seeing like undercover, unmarked sheriffs or state troopers, stands up at these roundabouts, like looking the other way. And so I'm like, what is going on right now? So I see one roundabout. I see those. I start pointed out to Greta and, and she's like, well, they're probably just watching for like, speeders or traffic, you know, violations. And I was like, no, that's not, they're looking for something else. And we keep going through these roundabouts and there's two cops set at every roundabout, right? And then we start pulling down this road. So I see like 15 cop cars in a like a two mile radius. And we get on this narrow little two lane road. And I just see a cop turn at the end of the road with the lights on, another one with the lights on, another one with the lights on, so I pull over. And I was like, something's happening right now, Greta. I was like, start filming. Start filming. This is something, somebody's coming. Cause I was telling her, I was like, I saw this plane. Yeah. Like all these cop cars stands up, looking the other way. Like they're not looking at traffic. And then we see this. And then Greta's filming the cars coming down. And there was probably like 10 cop cars that all had their lights on. And then probably another five to 10 suburbans. They were all like unmarked suburbans, tinted out. Kind of all looked the same. And then another like 10 cop cars. After that, with like an ambulance, military vehicle, you know, full armor truck, a lot of vehicle, dude. And so the whole time, I'm just like, holy shit. Either the president or the vice president or Taylor Swift isn't like, nobody's rolling around with a motorcade like this, that isn't super high up. So, and Greta the whole time is just like, no, this is just a parade. - I'm like, this is not a parade, Greta. And so I text Ken, and I was like, can you figure out who's in town, and then Ken, of course, being the detective he is, goes, oh, it looks like JD Vance was in Yellowstone Club skiing with Mark Zuckerberg. - Really? Was Zuckerberg too? You think Zuckerberg gets to ride down, or does he, he has a helicopter? - Wait, so he was in Yellowstone Club? - Yeah. - Whoa. - Yeah, it was pretty crazy. So I just sat on this little two lane road and watched the motorcade drive by, which seems crazy still that they would not have us go and alternate route, or-- - It's weird they wouldn't completely shut that road down. - That's what I was thinking. It's weird if there was so many cops on all the roundabouts and everything they were doing that, that you were still able to drive up, like literally right next to-- - I know, yeah. It is a little bizarre, but again, there was like 10 unmarked suburban, you know, they all looked the exact same thing. - Same, you don't know which one. - So you don't know which one he's in. That crazy would be to roll with that type of-- - Everywhere, bro. - I wonder what the last time he sat at a red light was. Probably before the election. That would be fucking sick, dude. I wonder what I got to do to not have to stop at red lights. That would think a much time he could save. - Yeah, that might be the only perk of being in politics. You don't have to-- - So much having to roll around like that, though. - It would suck. - Anywhere you want to go, you got to roll and like, couldn't drive. - But think about it. You got to inform your head of security. Hey, Mark Zuckerberg just invited me out to his house in Yellowstone in three weeks or two weeks or one week. - Yeah. - And they're like, okay, sounds good. - We'll just shut down the whole town. - Well, now we got to figure out how to get a bunch of like armored vehicles there and figure out how to shut down the town and do a full security clearance. - But that's not his problem, that's the security guys problem. - No, I know, but it is crazy. - Banana. - No, what I wonder is when he was skiing down the hill, did he have security guard scheme around him? - Yeah. - So everyone's got to know how to ski. - Yeah. - Imagine he's really good ski in your security guard. Like, oh, fuck. - Trying to keep up. - He's just hitting like double black diamonds. - He's like, gotta ski. - No, not the black diamonds. - He's like, to the black diamonds. - No, no, no, no. That run's actually not secure yet. We gotta go down. This run, this run's been swept. - He's hitting like those big jumps right here. - I'm just standing up there like, yeah. - He's hitting half pipe at the terrain park. - Chances are, if you're one of their secret service guys, you're equipped to do anything and everything. - Yeah, I think a lot of them are like, X seals and shit. - Eleetary. - Yeah, like, I mean, if you're a marine dude, or a seal, obviously, you gotta go through a lot of training. You gotta be a certain type of person. If you can do that, you can pretty much do anything. - That's so true. Like, how many security people are there in, employed by the states? See how many of this? - Like how many secret service agents there are? Let's just get that number. We'll go from there. - Well, the whole family of like, everyone like Donald Trump's grandkids have to have their own security team that follows him. Like, it's just a lot. - I was listening to that on when Kai was talking about it. - Yeah, old presidents have them too. - True. - The secret service has a staff of at least 8,000. - Okay, so 8,000 people. - That's a lot of people. - But think, then you gotta find ones that know how to ski too. Like, you gotta be really good. You gotta be able to ski and shoot a gun and keep up with whoever. Like, it's pretty impressive. Fakes good James Bond shit. Yeah, exactly. You're out there with like, the fake arm. - Great secret service guy. - Yeah, so it was cool. Like, it's kind of like a once in a lifetime. - Okay. - Moment, let's get that close to him. - Yeah, just to like, I don't know. See the whole motorcade, see the plane sitting there. - That's super cool. - So CJ, you found love for knives, huh? - Yeah. - What's been going on with that? - Well, playing with that thing the whole podcast. - Yeah, no, I play with it all day long. Well, for one, we, I don't even know if we have any left, but we were selling like, just, you know, pocket knives on our website. I think they're all gone. Like, it's a nice ass knife. - Yeah. - Well, anyways, I've always had it in my truck. Well, I actually, I give a lot of them away. I don't know why, but like, I'll meet somebody and like, people really appreciate it if you give them a nice knife. And I, it's a very nice gesture. I always have them in my car. And like, I don't know, when I like meet a fan, I'm like, I'm always like, whoa, I got to give them, I got to. A lot of people want my hat, but I'm not giving him my hat as I need that. - Stetsure lessons of the day. - Yeah, I'm like, well, then I don't have a hat for us. - I'm like, this is a tough one, whatever, you know. - So anyways, I was at shields and I saw this guy and I was looking at getting some, like, I want to get some guns and stuff and a bow. And I saw this, like, there's the knife section. I look, like, everything else is packed, right? Everything else, like, the bows, there's plenty of people looking, the guns, all these people are looking, there's all these people. And I turn and look over, I see the knife section. It's just like this small little hut, just glowing. And there's just this one guy with the worker. And he's like, let me try this one. And then he's like, grab it, and like, he's like, he's like, what is this? Like, doing this shit with it. And then like, he'd be like, give it back, hand it to him. He's like, nice. And then he'd grab another one. Do the same thing and I just looked at it, I go, I need to get in the knives. I think I need to get in the knives. - He's flipping it out. - Yeah. - Oh, I don't know if you need that, dude. - Yeah, yeah. So anyways, well then I was like, I need to get in the knives. And then I remembered we were selling knives when I started out with my starter knife, which I actually, that knife is super nice compared to the ones I was looking at at shields. - Yeah, this is stupid. - Not saying anything, not in crap on shields, but they have nice knives too, but our knife is really nice. I realized that after looking at the others, and also I realized you can't have a switchblade in Minnesota, it's illegal. - Can you have them in North Dakota? - Yeah, you can in North Dakota. So like the guy was like, I can sell you this, but like if you get caught with this in Minnesota, like you could get in some big trouble. And I was like, well then I'm not good. - Last fucking thing. - And right around dirty with this knife, like no reason. - No reason. - CJ gets pulled over. I just wanna let you know, I have a knife on my knife. - Well, if you had a switchblade, you'd be in trouble. Like you literally just can't have it. Let me show you a thing or two, Ben. You don't need a switchblade when you can do this. You don't need a switchblade when you can do that. It's all on the flick of the wrist, baby. But our knife is nice. So anyways, yeah, I got into knives because literally just because I saw that guy doing his little flickin' around and like he had some skills, dude. I don't know what he was gonna use those skills on. - Just because the gun section was busy. - You know who also has a lot of skills? With knives is our Lamborghini winner. - Tim? - Tim. - Let me show you this video. - Tim's a knife guy, that doesn't surprise me. - Well, he's a military guy. - Let me show you this video of him I saw. He can do that kind of stuff too. And it's really funny. It's not funny, but it's just like funny. - That's exactly what the guy wants to hear. - He wants to hear that, yeah. - We're in. - Watch this guys. It's funny. - What's that? - Can I snap it? - What can I, I should. (laughing) - That's what the guy was doing at Shia Life with 15 years. - That's a lot of knife for $1,500. Watch this again. - What in the fuck is he? - Hold on, he went for testing. - That was a $1,500 knife. - Yeah, dude, knife's starting to-- - And he said that's a lot of knife for $1,500. - Just off of that little bit of stuff he did, he closed that thing, it was hands-of-back. It's a lot of knife for $1,500. It was funny as fuck. - Dude, that was funny. - I gotta watch it. - Hold on. - Just listen to the man yours. So, this is like an old video from Tim, he must have been working at like a shop that sells this kind of stuff and, you know, you have to grab it from like a walk case. - Yeah. - So the guy's like, can I open it? And he's like, yeah, yeah, sure, you can open it. And just listen to it, it's funny. - What the? - Can I just open it? Open it, I should. (laughing) - Just the movements. - Well, knife for $1,500. (laughing) - So, tell me now. Does that not make you want to get into knives? - No. (laughing) - So, you're telling me, kind of, you're in shields walking down the aisle and you just happen to look off, glance over to the distance and you saw a guy snapping a knife and doing stuff like that. You would not want to buy one for yourself. - Makes me want to camp out of the knife section and just watch people. I think it'd be kind of funny. - Listen, me and my other knife guys, guys that are into this kind of stuff, just a different, different kind of breed. - You want to want to fuck with this guy in the dark? - I don't know what this guy does for work or what he used to do, but he is ready for close-quarter combat. - Holy shit, yeah. - He was shadow boxing with a knife. I got to watch it just one more time. Like, I could watch this shit all day. Bro, he's got, how many views does this have? This is 11.2 million views on Tim's. - As it should, as it should. - I love how he just looks at him. - Can I snap it? - Yeah, sure, you can snap it. - What's that? - Can I snap it? - Oh, sure. - Looks at it. - Oh, a knife for 15, I'm dead. (laughing) - So yeah, I'm a knife guy now. I just got my permit to purchase, too. I didn't have that. - Oh yeah, dude, I'm stoked for that, actually. I gotta go renew mine and then we'll go get some together. - Yeah, no, I want to go get like a bunch of cool ones. Like most people don't have, like, I mean, why not? - And then I'm gonna have a safe room and show. - I'm gonna get a permit to buy-- - I'm gonna get a permit to buy-- - Yeah, I need a permit. - To buy knives? - No, no, not knives, not knives. - Oh, okay. - I was just, I'm starting out with what I can get without permits. (laughing) - So you gotta have a permit to buy these. things that's ridiculous. Anyways, I'm thinking we'll get like a bunch of old cars and shit like Jake Sherbrook he's in it with me too like he's like ready. He's like yeah as soon as you get your thing like we'll go and get a bunch and yeah we'll have some cars and stuff. We won't be able to film it but it'll just be just strictly for the love of the game but we got all this land and stuff and I think that's just some fun to do. You're shame not to throw stuff up on it. And like obviously best bro like you got mindset over in the my office shoot it once a year. Yeah good enough. And I have like I have a couple shotguns and stuff just like hunting stuff that I've been given from my grandpa but in obviously I've shotguns with Ben and just a lot of our friends have pistols and ship but I just didn't have any for myself and I just started thinking about it's like I don't know just get away. Yeah that and a lot of people seem to know where I live like I'm getting a good security system and ship rigged in I feel like if you're gonna be a dad and stuff you gotta you gotta have some some ways to protect the house and you know there's people that don't like me out there just for whatever and people are crazy doesn't hurt to have just as self defense and yeah no I agree Ken you do not need one for everyone's safety like you know we'd be knocking on Ken's house like hey we gotta like get in you want just you would just be knocking on my house you would be bad for us too because we don't start on too bad and he might fucking pull you wouldn't be just knocking on my house you be doing some bullshit so does that mean that we deserve to get shot I mean depends what you're doing it's true right you're right are you guys when supervisors and and that is the truth so it would be just knocking on my door it wouldn't be knocking on my door you'd be doing something ridiculous and then it would be like is this justified is this not but Ken you know what you always got a resort back to is I wouldn't have a door if they didn't fuck with me you know what I'm saying like you got a nice ass door do to years of true yeah and not just that you know you do a lot of other stuff but it's just it's just part of the read like just consider like maybe a small square that door you know it didn't pay for the whole door but part of it lower eighth you know maybe the door knob I don't know some things at the house should not just not be fucked with yeah like where's where's that line he was like just so we just so we know just the house just the house okay well that's not it's too big of a line that is let's be realistic here Ken's just the house the house in general I will tell you this much that won't happen well Ken did you want to pay you want to pay for this house kid I want to pay for the house once I don't want to pay for the house twice maybe three times but uh yo that would point uh Ken you know living in my basement now I'm going to be moving into Ken's house once his house is done really yeah I'm gonna get a renter Ken did offers and it's gonna be nice you know I'm gonna have a brand new house that I'm living in Ken you really just don't want to live alone do you well I I saw an opportunity oh what are you charging up I that's to be determined hasn't been discussed hasn't been discussed yet but it sounded like he's pretty committed so he see I do not want to live I'll do it for the culture it doesn't want to live in his parents house I also do not want to live in my parents house why don't you move into Ken's ice house once he moves into his house I think it's just a little too close to quarters yeah that's a little too small um but there is gonna be two bedrooms that are essentially gonna be wide open yeah so we're starting in content house really yeah Ken Ken's content house it's got a nice room it's gonna be a short run like most content houses you know but you know I get go and tell my house is done and Ryan's is done I get a renter potentially for a few months so you guys gonna be like tick tockin probably a little wiggle dickin probably you guys should start streaming screw tick tock you you guys should start streaming start like you mean no 24 no 24 hour live stream came off your security cameras you don't even acknowledge that they're there if I had somebody that could just like set that shit up and run it I would do it but like I just don't really want to go through the work of do you have 24 hour live streaming no no no just setting up like the there's one thing streaming but like getting the equipment running the equipment making sure everything like you need a crew you know I think we got enough shit going on that's the thing that's the thing so it's just gonna be a tick tock content house maybe maybe maybe venture to YouTube we'll see how it starts off we're gonna don't know to film some of them and damn that's crazy and you know you got a roommate again I'm excited it's gonna be a new house I get to live in that is sick no mold no mold the mold which is good so my house we're remodeling it tore out some cabinets there was like some mold due to like a pipe that had leaked you know probably a spot this big and then I was like you know I had knew that the basement flooded prior to with the previous owner so I was like let's just be safe like we're already ripping all this crap I was just do the full cut whatever and yeah I mean there wasn't really that much mold but I think everyone around town thinks that literally my whole house was like walled a ceiling mold and like all these people like or like yeah I heard your whole house is so it's like this rumor I'm like no it was just a little bit but we moved out because it's just like everything was getting demoed now but I don't know why it's good no yeah it's gonna be good but it's just like it needs to be rebuilt like it's all being remodeled the stuff that you didn't plan though yeah I didn't plan on doing stuff it went from a small remodel project to a large remodel project do it all very quickly just do it all you know CJ we do have a bulldozer I if I wouldn't have done all my other shit prior I would have bulldozed that motherfucking thing I'm like looking you guys you guys did it right you building a bulldozer in my house did we have well we didn't have it we were going to do that but you wanted to save part of your house you were like oh I'm saving half of this so I know I might move it I know I wanted to chop that tree down have it fall on your whole house but we did so much damage due to spaghetti that you had to tear the whole thing down anyways I tore out all the bad vibes I dug down 12 feet to get rid of all the bad juju good honestly yeah Benny's injury it's all gone we also happened to own an armored truck yeah that thing's going through it for sure yeah we could rebuild we still have my house we do we do yeah I think your house is for sure I've got a couple really shitty rentals in town if we want to move it in the far go so Ben when you're gonna greenlight the the demo on your place ideally ideally before I get the tenant out of it otherwise it might be a rude awakening mean after after after after they're listening to this like what yeah right no I don't know spending is gonna be the other roommate I think it can's oh he's gonna be more a long-term roommate with Ken we're just gonna get spinning down here but the government is being painful to deal with well if you do it legally yeah it's pretty tough it is incredible trying to do things the legal way with spending and it is incredibly difficult just to get this visa approved it's crazy you want to get someone in the country give him a job you know gainful employment they don't want it to happen who would have thought so spend he's gonna live in your house he's gonna be he's a good like housewife man man man what's what man of the house yeah no no the man of the house the neighbor I'd like to speak to the man of the house he's like I don't know how's man no but he is he knows how to cook he clean he does it's made him move it with you actually I don't know we'll see how long this visa takes did you tell him that he could no oh I thought I heard he was mean he moved into the shop right now he was been drunk and because you were telling me like spend he's moving into my house and I still have an extra room if you and Alex want to stay there because I must have been drunk you can offer for us to stay there well you guys have been seeing how much like oh it's I don't like seeing my parents place I want to move into somewhere else and it's just like we'll just fucking move into my house no it's it's not that I don't like living at my parents house it's just like it's very it's just small it's very like we're just on top of each other I don't even have a closet so I just have like a bunk bed with like seven outfits just bunk but are you actually out of bunk bed no that's where I put my stuff it's like you walk into the room and then you're looking at the bunk bed and then well CJ you know that's what happens when you make bad decisions and gamble away all your money I'm not here because of that but think of if you hit but but think if you hit remember how this feels CJ I know you said I'm either never gonna stop gambling or I'm gonna run out of money the best thing you know one thing I have been doing is just like uh making sure I put I tie my money up so I can't gamble it like I like when I get any kind of money or like you know I have my my gambling fund but a lot of the extra it is just in miscellaneous investments so I don't have to like you know I'm not gonna sell like oh I do sell Bitcoin every now and then to buy some it depends what I'm gambling this is by you know yeah speaking of gambling where you can talk about Evan so we got a text last weekend and Evan hit for ten thousand dollars ten fucking grand ten thousand dollars his ready team has been used plan roulette and he won ten thousand dollars and can we say what he was gonna buy I think you can he has always said this if he wins ten thousand dollars gambling he's buying his girlfriend a set of new tits and so he just sent us a group their tax in the group chat and he just said Nick he's getting new tits boy And then he sent a screenshot of $10,000 and we all obviously we celebrated for him, you know, and he said the whole bar Is up in their cheering and cheering, yeah, losing their minds right now. I'm sure his girlfriend was stoked So I texted him the next day. Yeah, I don't have him. He blew it already and I said Please tell me you still have all that money Evan because we're all texting him like bro Cash out cash out stop walk away and he didn't respond He kept going what is that tell you guys he kept going he fucked up dude My question is and I'm not even question, but I do want to just point something out He had $200 on red 18 imagine throwing $200 on a single number. That's crazy That's a lot of chatter and he was doing it off his phone like like I mean, it's an impressive hit But yeah, I hope he pulled that out and this is gonna buy something that I know it that app is In-convenient because you can only pull out a thousand bucks a day. So theoretically would take you 10 days I hope he I hope he took it out and I you know, I'd love to see what he does with it with the money So yeah, I guess once Evan's back he should be back in a couple days here. We'll get we'll sit him down And we'll we'll see where he's where he's at on this the fact he didn't text you back is Serning he might be working on getting it back. Yeah, now if he knows everybody's watching. He's got to get it back problem is when you're chasing like that Never ends well. Yeah, you're just really not gonna win when it comes to gambling. I would suggest not doing it Well, that's a good point. I mean, it's just my last hour and a half. You're really grown Proud of you bud went from gambling on everything to now you should It's for fun. I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't I'm just saying like if you're doing it to hopefully win and make money I wouldn't do it that way, but if you're doing it for fun, then then do it. That's my advice. I do it for fun Did you guys see that Steve will do it is back on YouTube? Maybe watch the vids no dude. Did you see his one last night? Yeah, I mean a fucking diss track on mr. B studio What's his deal? He hates mr. B so Yeah, so Steve will do it is a youtuber He was part of the nook boys and then he was banned off of YouTube in what 20 3 on 23 22. I don't know a while a while and YouTube just like lifted the ban from a lot of different creators and he was one of them apparently so he's back but he is He's given away like 250 grand of video just to like someone who comments But also a ton of money in the video like they're just I don't So yeah, that's the thing about it though is like back when he was making YouTube videos and he was given away like 10 grand on the street People were losing their minds and then he you know just progressively started giving away a little bit more and more and more And now he's giving away like 500 grand in a video like how sustainable is this he's definitely investing Well, I mean mr. Beast is pulling incredibly more views and has way more of a business and He's only given away like a million dot not only by like like his video last night I thought it was weird mr. Beast dropped a video and Steve dropped one talking shit On that same day, but I watch both of them and they were both good But yeah, mr. Beast only not only but he gave away a million dollars in his competition or whatever yeah, and I mean a million dollars mr. Beast like his production company. Yeah, but I mean mr. Beast like production company is worth like a billion I mean, he's got insane media empire. He's got all these channels. He's pulling like Ridiculous ridiculous views were like You can you could a three billion. He's got sponsors. He's got all this stuff like Oh, he's gonna cause it makes sense Yeah, he could see how it makes sense, but yeah, I agree where like when I'm watching Steve I'm like he's got to be running really lean. He's got to be running really lean if not negative I mean I would be more negative. I mean he's got to be running negative just to push the videos to start with and then you got Assume he's gonna drop it off or you know transition into something else, but I don't know man either way. He's entertaining That's what I will say the Convict kitchen was a great idea if the execution was like pretty decent, but like that idea was fucking funny I can't believe nobody's thought of that before and done. I was good. Yeah, did you watch that? I started I stopped Kind of lost me on that. Yeah, but I mean like He's just watching him just walking I agree with that, but I don't think he's the best host for it But I mean think if you know the food network started a convict kitchen like it 100% could work They'd have a sob story, but a thing. Yeah, it's probably too edgy. Yeah, I think I think there's something about being pretty Pretty savage with it which made me think someone should bring back the cash cap in ubers and do it on YouTube Remember that show that'd be oh yeah, yeah, so I want you to bring back the cash cap. You should do that right. I know I don't I mean it sure we just got out fit a car with the problem. So I here's here's the problem did anyone like watching cash I can't say I've ever Everyone knows what it was, but who actually liked watching that show I Think the only people that actually like that show were the participants like that's the only one I mean I'm sure it was a fairly large show on a big network. Yeah, can I'm sure a couple people probably like the participants You know the craziest part though about Steve's video his last one was like hanging with six nine before he goes A jail and they're live streaming it. I mean that was a plus Yeah, like it was just like you can't not watch that it's just like what the the whole thing was so ridiculous And I think that's what Steve in my opinion for his content I think that kind of stuff is is the best stuff he can do like when he starts giving when he keeps giving away money Like yeah, it's cool and like it's nice to the people that he's given to but I'm not like this is the most entertaining part It's like those kind of parts. You know, it's like hanging with six nine who is he looks ridiculous from the start and he is Obviously ridiculous and it's just like everything is to prison Yeah, they're they're dropping him off at prison and they're filming it and he cut his ankle on it's insane like you who I agree That was not your part you would never see this kind of stuff and yeah, I don't know. It's cool though I can I I know a lot of people don't like six nine. He's done a lot of Things to justify not liking them, but I kind of like six nine. He's really funny. He's really funny He's really funny. He's super entertaining. I like him. I'm not even gonna say I kind of like him. I think he's I like him He's definitely had to come back. He definitely has had to come back. How long is he in jail for now three months? He'll he'll bounce back for three months. I mean three months is a long time. I'm not trying to go anywhere for three months But the people that he's gonna be in jail with the rosters insane. Yeah, yeah, he's dropped off the Luigi guy the CEO shooter. Yep Monroe Darrow. Yep. Diddy did was it did he's in that same prison just well max max well I can't say any games right Elaine Maxwell. Elaine Maxwell. What fucking prison is this? It's a Brooklyn like detention center It's like I don't know why he's getting dropped there or why he's getting there Maybe because he's high profile or something, but yeah, like a bunch of like very notorious criminals are in that same spot I don't know if they'll like really rub elbows but he was with Sam Bakeman freed. Oh, yeah, he's there too. He he was self-ates with SPF That is legitimately just I think yeah, he said that he was not fucking sellmates. They don't have sellmates when you're that guy I don't think I don't know. I hear it is. Here's the list read through this Ryan. You can read better in me Nicholas Maduro Luigi Magnoni. Diddy are Kelly. Yeah, our Kelly. What are you a lot of bad shit? Michael Cohen Al Sharpton What did our Kelly. Do you say good? Yeah, he was peeing on children. I think he's doing a lot. I mean that was bad He's done a lot worse shit too. I don't even know. I don't like watching there like falling that guy. So it's just gross That'll the dial Sharpton do all of the roster dude people Internet is crazy. You guys know that El Chapo escaped his original Prison I don't know where he was, but he's cartel dog a two mile tunnel To the bottom of his prison cell And then into his shower in the prison cell broke through the floor So he like dipped out from behind this little wall. That was In between like the security camera and the hole in the floor Went into the floor crawled down a ladder hopped on a motorcycle And then rode this motorcycle two miles through this tunnel to an abandoned house and then escaped That's fucking crazy. Yeah, and then was later found obviously Locked up again. I can't believe they even had a little motorcycle I mean, I guess two miles is a long way But you'd think in your escape from jail. You would have to probably just run it in a tunnel But well, that would be a huge tunnel to fit a motorcycle It's not like it was like going for though like that that cartel is known for digging tunnels Oh, there were the tunnel cartel. That's fucking crazy actually. How do you dig underneath something and then no I suppose obviously you have your you can look at maps or your current location or something something better than that But that's pretty impressive to dig up to the exact location of it. Yeah, you guys probably haven't seen it But they did that on Vivo a bam. They dug a hole Under the house up into Don Vito's room Pretty funny - That's pretty funny. - I was watching, they took Jackass off of Paramount or whatever, 'cause they said that it wasn't being shown how they filmed it, they must've been censored stuff. And so there was only like a little thing that was like, from Johnny Knoxville, it was like, we're in a greeence with Paramount, like we're taking it off until the episodes are shown, how I want them to be shown. So on the flight, I watched Wild Boys instead. It was a really random concept for it though. - Kind of be, it's like more of a B-Class spin-off. - That wasn't that good. - Speaking of Jackass, they have something new dropping June 26th. - Shut up. - They're coming back with some, I don't know if it's a spin-off, I don't know if it's another movie. - Is it a movie, or did you just say it's a movie? - But I mean, they just posted it last night. So it's funny you brought that up. And yeah, I was curious like, is Bambar Jericho gonna be back in it, but let me just pull it up, Breyer. - Wow, the return of Jack. When was the last time they made their movie? When was their last movie? - It was like 21, maybe it dropped, or 22. - Yeah, June 26th. - Jackass is back this summer, it just says. - We got Jackass back before GTA 6. - It's insane. - Yeah, you got to wonder. Also, last thing I'll say on Jackass, Steve O. won Mr. B's thing. - What? - Yeah, so that was a whole other than Buck. - Yeah, so I watched it. I don't watch all Mr. B's videos. No, he won a million dollars to donate to his charity of choice, but yeah, it was pretty cool. They had all these celebrities and Steve O was a part of it. And I was kind of thinking at the start, I was like, honestly, if anyone's gonna win this, I could see Steve O, because his whole thing is doing hard shit that really no one else wants to do. So he's got a lot of an hedge on all these other people. - Yeah, that's true, you know? - 22 is when Jackass forever came out. So it's been five, four years. - Yeah, those flicks just don't age, man. They're just classics. - Classics, man. I think number two and three are my favorite though. - Forever green content. - Yeah, dude, for real. - Well, boys, I'm gonna go home and watch Jackass just to-- - Are you? - Yeah, I think so. - Ken's gonna go set up his fish house. - You're gonna finish cleaning, and then maybe we'll pull it on the lake tonight. - Ooh, I'd like, are you sure you wanna do that night though? If you go on the lake night. - Well, we'll see how late it gets, but get it all done. We'll go do it first in a moment. - Will you go cold plunge? You guys wanna go cold plunge? - No. - No. - No, no, no. - You can. That's cold Jake. - I'll probably go. - Jake's probably in there right now, just sitting there. - Sitting in the lake. - I'm going old-fashioned now that I don't have my cold plunge. - That's right, yeah, in my house. - I'm not living there. - I don't know if going into the cold plunge would help my-- - It would help you. - It wouldn't help you. - You're gonna rip a sauna? - Oh, I've been doing that. - All right, boys. - Good stuff. - 2026, we're back. - Let's go, we'll see you next week. - Let's run a big year. - Peace. (dog barking)