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Let's have a fantastic episode. And you're right. Maybe there is another baby coming soon. Watch to the end. Now on to the RSC episode. The You Should Know podcast. We got co-hosts cam back in the studio. Is that your light skin face? No, I can hit a decent light skin face. What is your light skin face? No, I can't live it. Oh my god. I'm alive and hold on, I'm alive. Audio listeners, you're already left out. Oh, you're missing out on. This is horrible. Oh, what's your light skin face? No, no, no, no, no, don't you go, we're on more real light. Oh my god, yes, you do. I have a picture face. Yes, you do it. You know, you know, you know, what's my picture face? Your lips get twice as large. You, you, whoa, no, I'm saying that's what you do. That's what you do. We're starting off early. That's what you do. You do, you do your lips. You go, we're like, however you do it. I've never done that. I've never done a picture like this. I've never done a picture like that. I'm not like this. That's what you just did. But you do your day. I don't know how to do it. I'm not blessed with the gorgeous lips you have. You don't have much lip. Exactly. I just notice it. Yes. So, I'm like, I don't know how to do it, but you do, it's your lips in the face. Explain it. Try it. Try to imitate my picture face. I can't because I'm, hold on. Okay. I have to think about it. Just do it. If someone's to take a picture of me, you're not like this. You've never done that. And a million. I don't think I have a face. You're the one saying that you put out allegations. I mean, one of the best, I think, was your birthday pictures that, uh, see, look, look, look. That's not what I do. You look like this. You literally look like this. I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never taken a picture. Thank you. Yes. I love it. I love it. Yes. I don't even take mirror pictures. Oh, now I got it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't even know what a mirror. No, you do. Can somebody please. We're all white, we can't recreate it. If somebody had, okay, anybody that follows us on Instagram, please tag us in these pictures that you're in, like, matter of fact, no, don't pull it up. Have them do it. Have them do it. I was just saying, if you were putting these accusations on me, I would hope that you have allegations. There is some. I promise you. It's not like that. You're not like duck face. Yeah. But it's like, they become a little more protruded. Yes. Yes. And there's a long day. It looks good. But that is your, like, that's a non-negotiable. We do that. We do that. Physically seeing you. Like, you go to take a picture. Yeah. And you'll be like this. That's not-- You never get mad. I've never seen a person. Okay. You know what's crazy came? You want to go down this route? I will. I literally. We can go into your Snapchat archives or to your story, our personal. That's personal. I got so personal. Some in college used to do-- he used to have videos. He would take videos like this. And he would-- this was his line. The [BEEP] You're going to love this. You said it every time. Oh, my God. Every time. He said, the [BEEP] are going to love this. Never said that every time. No, chef. And then what he would do is he would like-- oh, my God. He would put on the little puppy filter on Snapchat. I did put the pet filter a lot. Yeah. And he put the puppy filter on Snapchat. Then he would take a video with R&B, like Bryce and Taylor playing in the background. And he would literally take a video like this. That's what I got. And he would always show his teeth. That's what I got. That's what I got. Oh, yeah. That's what I got. That's what I got. He always hit this. He always hit this, too. He always hit this, right there. And then not only was the puppy filter on there. With Bryce and Taylor in the background. He would swipe over like three times to get that blue little hue filter on there, so his eyes popped even more. Dude. Oh, yeah. Can we play the video right now? Oh, no shots. Why? I don't even know if there's this specific. Oh, can't-- there's a lot. No, I'm saying you're remembering the worst one that I've ever done, and I will not put this in the episode, is the video that-- oh, my God, I want to say it was for a live. It might have been-- It was sucks. But-- Fine. It was me. Sure. You sure? Let's make that shirtless video. Delete it. No, no, no, no. It's like in prime. It's definitely a good shirtless. But my traps, for whatever reason, when I was recording it, it's like I flexed them and they looked crazy, so I held that flex. So my traps are like bulging. And I'm lit. I think I want to say I'm like singing word for word to some Frank Ocean. Oh, wow. And it's bad, and I lick my lips. What year? And like the gloss on the teeth. It all hit. It is a-- I mean, I'm talking. I want to fight that guy. What year? I want to say it's like first year seminal. Oh, my. So it's before me. It's bad. No, it's probably the first or second. It's definitely your time. It's like right around there. You know this kind of bring something up? I have a legitimate case that Cam is a psychopath. Like I have a legitimate case, not just because he's wearing the worst shirt we've ever seen. Like you can't be fully in your right mind to put that on in the morning. Like we all love Michael Jackson. That's the biggest print of Michael Jackson. Don't touch me ever. Like even in this museum, they don't have that big of a picture of Michael Jackson. This is a one-of-one piece. I'm just kidding. Anything Michael Jackson would have wanted that picture. His face is bigger than mine. This is nuts. No, Cam. It's still worst shirt. No, it's not. No, it's actually crazy. It's not the worst shirt ever, but it is so big, and I didn't realize how big I've looked more in-- Look at the shirt, though. It's a big shirt. Yeah. It's a big shirt, big Michael Jackson. Big shirt, big. I've looked at his face more than yours today. Yeah. I know. Okay. But that's not psychopath. What is this bold accusation? I have a real case for why Cam's a psychopath. Okay. Hit me with it. Going back to your old pictures, right? Okay. There is an old picture of Cam that I've had on my phone forever, and I don't know if I'm going to put it on the screen now, or I should wait till we go on tour again, or something like this. Because you know if you've watched the live show, you know I always put demeaning pictures of Cam on the screen. If you haven't watched the live show, go to patreon.com, you can go buy it right now. I might say this for the next tour. There's a picture of Cam in a car, young Cam, no facial hair, nasty hair, real defined job before the fat. I'm sorry. It's so true though. It's like my face isn't fat, but my jawline used to be sharp as hell. No, yeah, it was. It was sharp. Very sharp. Like why? It was like brown. Yeah. It was like chewing on bricks. So it's like under picture like this, like the camera was under him. Front facing camera. He's in a car. He's wearing. Oh. Button up. He's wearing a button up. Let me get this. Yeah, yeah, go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Only the top button is button. White shirt underneath. Cholo-esque. Yeah. Elbow's upside to side with earbuds coming up wired earbuds. His hands like this on his head. Actually, I think you're fusing. Shut up. I think you're fusing. Shut up. Shut up. Like this. I saw this picture and I said, Cam, this is the worst picture I've ever seen. It is pretty bad. He responds to that saying, and this was three years ago, I don't even think he remembers sending this, but I still have the screenshot from three years ago. He sends a screenshot or he sends a reply to my message saying, this is the worst picture I ever seen. It's crazy enough, this was taken after a funeral, that's what I was going to say. That is the craziest thing to take. - I think a show-o-button, like this, wired ear buds in, putting in the handgun in your head, mulein' after you just mourned a life. - Oh, I was leaving the dead. I was on the drive out of the cemetery. - And you were like-- - I was on Cemeteryal Grounds. - And I think the camera said this for my dead homies. - No, no, no, no, no, you're lying on that. - I didn't have homies. - No, I didn't have homies. - I had to run out of my friends and pals. - Oh, it was after a funeral. I'm not gonna dispute anything outside of the caption. And I'm not 100% convinced I had this right there. That's not 100. Now, I know I have an image of that. But I don't know what I was on. I really don't. I really don't know who I was trying to please. - Yeah. - I think it was an early identity crisis. - Yeah, I was like, I'm too white for the whites, but I'm not cool enough for the other people. The other people might be worse. Other people's worse if I go black? - Yeah, right. - But that's how you call this a real life? - No, you're like, God, group of blacks. - No, I mean, Pierce's like, get away from me. Pierce's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, we're getting them. - Oh my God. - Wow, I mean-- - I just don't believe a ton of fragrance. Let me alone. - That's deep hatred on the floor right there. - That is the life. I love Pierce's death. That has to be the layman. - Anyone in this group? - If you don't know, Pierce went to a Louis, the quick story, Pierce went to a Louis Vuitton store in one of like the most affluent areas in the city, right? - Literally the most bougie mall. - There it is. - And so he bought a Louis Vuitton Cologne, right? It's an expensive Cologne, it's like $300. I'm like that. He bought this Cologne and he told the people working there, hey, he goes, hey, how do I get this back to my car? He asked the ladies, he asked the ladies, dressed up. He said, how do I get this back to my car? They go, they go, what do you mean? He goes, I don't wanna walk around holding a Louis Vuitton bag. And they go, what the fuck? He goes, no, seriously. He goes, can you hold this? He gives them the Louis Vuitton bag. The Louis Vuitton work is, he gives them the bag. He goes out of the mall. - Jogs out of the mall, make you sure no one's trailing it, right? He gets in his underwear drive, playing the weekend. - I call you when it's, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And now that's so much patron more going on right now. And then he pulls up to the nearest entrance. - To the nearest entrance of this mall. - Backs in. - So he can have a quick exit. - Doesn't even cut the car off. - Doesn't cut the car off. - Hazard's on. - And then (laughs) - Hazard's on, car unlocks, we can run in there. Let's go to the door open. He goes into the Louis Vuitton store and he goes, "Hey, can I have my bag now?" And they go, "Yeah, sure." He goes, "Also, can I have that security guard walk me to my car?" He had a security guard walk into his car for one single bottle of clon. - Unbelievable, unbelievable. - Unbelievable, that was some deep lore, that is hilarious. - You should know podcast. - How was your week, Bubba? - Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. Now this might be where, if I lose a brother over this, it's fine, if you look at me different, it's fine. I committed something that I once viewed as a cardinal sin and I wanna talk to you about it. - Knowing Cam, knowing you, this could be very bad. - It could, it's not, no, it's not. - Oh my concerns are coming through. - I go, "Oh, not that sin." - Oh my God, I was feeling that first game, no, no, no. - Okay, what is it? - Okay, prepare yourself, go ahead, take a sweep. So this past weekend, I went to bed with Soxon. - Now, that's f*cking lit. - No. - You think going to bed with Soxon is appropriate. - Especially in the wintertime. - I slept with you. - I slept with a hoodie in Soxon last night. - But cheeks were out. - Soxon. - You, you went into the food, the f*cking mattress. - I went into the food. - And then you went extra and threw some Soxon in. I was a little spoon. - Hell yeah. - No, you don't, you don't, you don't. - They were my all day socks too. They weren't nighttime socks. Those are socks, I wore all day. They were these socks. - Those socks, right there. - Yeah, these are these socks. - So you regularly, minus by 100% accident. As you can tell by that, I am upset. I'm upset that I fell asleep with Soxon. - How do you go, oh it's lit bro. - It's the best. You go to sleep with Soxon regularly. - Yes. - It's hard for me to sleep without him. It's a texture thing. My nails get on the, on the comforter and stuff. - Okay, so that's when you get, that's when you clip your f*cking toenails. - Yeah, that's probably right. - You absolutely bald eagle. (laughing) That's what you should do. - So how do you accidentally fall asleep with Soxon? How's that? - 'Cause I was in the bed watching a show with my wife. - Yeah. - And it was quite cold and I just fell asleep. And then I woke up and there's three a.m. And I went, holy sh*t. - Yeah. - And I was asleep in a shirt sin one. - Yeah. - Way worse sin Sox. So okay. Now, did you take them off immediately? - Absolutely. - Okay, see, now I think that might have just been like, a wiring programming thing. I think your body said, hey, get the socks out of here. It is burning up. I wanna breathe. You know your feet? If your feet are cold, you're cold. If your feet are hot, you're hot. If you had a pretty warm right now, I'm freezing cold. - It's your feet in your head. First of all, oh my god, no, if your feet or your head is colder hot, the fact that you, isn't that one of those Italian recipes? - No, that's just cold. - You know, they put like, it's just truth. You know, they put onion in a pot with you like a sore throat and then they put like a clover on your forehead. I'm not trying to be offensive. - No, they put it like a sack. - Yeah. Is that one of those kind of things? - No, that's just science, your head and your feet. The fact that you, what is your room at? For you to go to bed with socks and a hoodie. - You wanna be honest, last night was a high of all time, of room heat. - What was it at? - My thermostat last night when I went to bed was at 72 degrees. And I kid you not. I kid you not, it's a cold house. And so I had to turn it up. 'Cause I don't have a lot of furniture in my house. It's very empty. I'm like, it's like, I don't live there. It's like not a lie in here. - You turned it up to 72. - Yes, sir. - And wore a hoodie and socks. - Yes, sir. - You were a get-co. - You were a little just cold-blooded, the eddy-bitty-body. - Like, oh my God, how are you? I went to sleep. I went to sleep in my boxers. Nothing else. I woke up, it was 58 in my house. - Now, that's irresponsible. - It was 50. - That's how you get a head cold. - It was very cold. That's immediately went up to my son. He was knocked. He was sleeping great. 'Cause he's a champion. - Yeah. - You regularly wear socks. - It's hard for me to not sleep with socks on. - The hoodie, now the hoodie I wore to bed last night, it could be a deterrent of people. Like that, you'd be like, that's too much. I understand that. - Normally. - A hoodie is cozy. - A hoodie? - Is it going to sleep in? A hoodie is at least cozy. I would never sleep in a hoodie. I'm not a psycho. - That's what I'm saying. - Yeah, but I'm saying a hoodie brings you comfort and close socks every day. You gotta wear them if you want to or not. It's a sock. - Yeah. - You put on a festival. - A hoodie sock? - No, it's a sock. - Yeah, it's disgusting. - Well, I'm just saying, I would understand people being more upset over the hoodie. I could get that because normally my attire is just butt naked with socks, little spoon. That's my go-to sleep. - You're not, you are not, you are not from this planet. - I love being the little spoon, bro. - But no, little spoons fantastic. - Right? - Right there with you. - Little spoon is gas and it sucks that our frames are as large as they are because it's typically, oh no, you're too big, but no, no, no. - I've never, in my current situation, I've never been the big spoon. - Ever. - Oh God, I've never been the, I refuse to do it. - I refuse to do it. - I refuse to do it. - Oh my God, she is a wizard. - Yeah. - She is the fucking, and I know that can't be, I know that can't be comfortable for her 'cause all my hair, it's all, oh my God. - Good. - Oh, my toughness, oh my God. - My toughness is getting raised. - I can't talk about my toughness real quick and I'm gonna get naked right now. - No, you're not. - No, I'm gonna do something and CJ, you're involved. - No, you're, what? - CJ gotta come over here. - What? - CJ, come here. CJ, you did it in private, you're gonna do it in public. This is what I was shirtless in my house. - Oh no, no, no, no. - CJ made me, CJ said come here. - I said, what? - He said come here. - Oh. - And we have a mirror in the living room and he goes, let me see your tought. And this is what he did. - He gave me a tail. Oh my tough. - Come here CJ, give me, come on. - Oh, that's so, look at that. That is nasty. - Look at that tail. - Yeah, intro. - You have got to be, (bleep) me. If anybody, any of the fans when they know what goes on in our house have got to be, what time did this happen? - Oh, the sun was out. Sun was out. - I want this to be on the record. - Yeah. - There's sometimes I can't get a text back from CJ. And he gives you tought tails behind closed doors. And you just willingly allowed this. - Yeah. - And he was gonna put gel in it. - I don't know if I'm more of a. as CJ, or as you. - For what? - You, grown man allowing another grown man to essentially braid your body hair. - He twisted. - That is wicked twist braid cut, anything crazy. CJ openly going, "Hey, come here, come here, oh, come here." - Yeah, come here, I want your top. - And he bit me over like, "Hey, he's a come here." - He bit me over like this. - Yeah, and I was looking in the mirror like this. - Yeah, he was, he just said, no, I'm just going. And then he heard my pants and he was like, "No, no, no, don't do that." - I think it broke something. - It's okay. - Oh my God. - But you should know podcast. - Now, this is strange. How many times have you used a woman's restroom? - I believe they're not, never. I've never used a woman's restroom. Have I been in it? Yes. Have I used it? - You've never used a woman's restroom? - No. - What do you define going into a bathroom that is specifically women on it? - Never done that. - Why? - Never had to. What the hell do you mean, why? - You never like, how many red lights you ran? Net none? Why? Why? Why? - First of all, I think I've publicly said this before, women's restrooms are always dirtier than men's. - Oh, I was doing like, oh, I don't know. - Oh, that little trash can filled with everything but God. Oh my God. Oh, that thing is, oh, oh man, that thing is unholy. Okay, that's, no, that's, no, no, not in, I'm saying. - That's how we're all going. - No, I mean, I'm saying, but you flush it, all right. Let's just be honest. - No, I don't think that's good for the plumbing. I don't think you flush it. - The pipes at some point, you gotta flush them things, dog. Woo, woo, boy, you flush it, perhaps we can hire a plumber. I'm kidding. - Okay, just take it away, keep, go back, keep back to it. Because so I was at a spot, right? Oh no, you don't get away with saying spot. You define exactly where you're at. - Whole food. - This man, you saying spot, I'm thinking club. A cool thing you got. I was at H2B, I was at a whole food sprouts. I was at a whole food, right? And for some reason, the men's restroom was out of order. It was out of order, they can't use it. Everything in there, shut down. - Oh my God. - You don't even use the public restroom. You had to go bad, you're bad, bro. And so I was on the road like I was driving somewhere. And I was like, I already parked my car, I was going into this whole foods for the sole purpose to use the restroom. I go into the men's restroom, and it's all taped up. Some of you guys, they're like, it was all taped off, right? I looked to my left, and there's another restroom. Now this one indicates women, right? Now can I say this? - Holy and explicitly, women. Now can I say, and I'm not getting political here. I made sure no one was in there. - Okay. - How'd you do that? - How'd you do that? I just asked you, don't get mad at the messenger, devil's advocate, how'd you do that? - Can I be honest? I want you to be honest, I used my lady voice. Because I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go. Hey ladies, anybody in there? I hate anybody using the bathroom. You mind if I come on, just make a hand. - Because that's where it gets a little shaky, right? That's where it gets a little scary for them. They, and I always want to make what you're going to come from. - Oh yeah, yeah. - And I had to pee, Peyton. Say exactly what you said in the voice that you said it. Now I wasn't confident when I said it because I was shy. And I knew what I was doing was weird. But so basically, it's right where the food court's at. And so I meant, no one was in the food court. I'd listen, I put my ear over to the door to make sure, if I heard any rustling around in there, make sure anybody, you know. Am I hearing any poop pee flushes and nothing, little washing, but didn't hear nothing. I cracked the door a little bit. I don't look, I'm not a creep, I don't look. I cracked it open. - No, you look. - No, I know, I know, I know. I cracked it open a little bit. I mean, hit with a profuse smell. I mean, right there to the nasal cavity. It was like this. (coughing) God Jesus, what is that? (laughing) I got a lever. (laughing) Oh my God, nasty. And I go, okay, I'm gonna pretend. - I'm just gonna hit anybody in there. Excuse me. - Right, now close your eyes. - Oh, they were, they were. - Hit anybody in there. (laughing) I go, yeah, someone's taking a piss, Mrs. Doubtfire. (laughing) You're gonna get your creeps at our bathroom. And then you go, you go, oh, oh. - He's run off. (laughing) That is it. - Now ask three times. - Anybody in there? - My God, how much confirmation do you need? - Whoa, 'cause I'm about to pull my gout in this woman's restroom. - First off, I gotta make sure there's urinals. - You're gonna be in a box. If you get in, you're good. - No? - Yes. - No. - First off. - I'm gonna say 14, this time, 14, like, just big. (laughing) - You're like, oh my God, best believe if you had to, you're like, you legs are going out of the stomach. - You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. All my leg hairs, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh. - And so, you're big. Okay, the biggest worry, if that was me, is, you have to get in there and get it on quick. 'Cause you can control going in there when no one's there. - Yeah. - You can't control someone else coming in. - And to really go with the looks, I was just gonna go in there, take it out, and pee real quick in the stall. But then, I'm six foot seven, right? I'm six foot seven. And so, I can see over all the stalls. So, if somebody comes in there, my cover's blown. - Oh, you have to sit. If you're going to wait, I have to sit on this one. - Dude, I was going full character. I tucked that. - Wait, wait. - Wait. I was about to say, talk. I go, what the fuck do you do if you don't? If you sit at, what time out? If you were to sit on a toilet. - It's in there. - It's farming the drain. - So, I'm saying, if you're already in the bowl, how much more talk can one do? - Come on now. Come on now. - And where are you talking it? 'Cause they all, yeah. - Use your imagination. Think about it. Think about it. - You need God. - No, but I did piss in the woman's restroom. - And you did it standing up. - No, I sat down. - Okay, I sat down. - I was about to sit down. - It's no, standing up would be, I would be, wait. - Going in there made me realize why there's always such a line outside of woman's restroom. - Oh, it's a process, man. - They used to think about you're a, jumper or a little barrel jeans. - Oh, the body suit. - Oh my God, a body suit. Imagine having to go to your Johnson and unbutton something to throw. Hoist that jump and then take pants off and then sit. - Oh my God. - You know, I almost said, so whenever I saw your son last, he was wearing a body suit and I almost said that, but I don't want to make him mad. - Okay. - I was like, "Send some body suit." - That's not a body suit. That's a onesie, he's a baby. It's the same, but he's a onesie. It's 'cause he doesn't need, he just fits him. It's one piece of clothing. - I know, but, but, going into the woman's restroom and it made me realize why it always takes him so long. We need to pass legislation to get women bigger restrooms. - Nope. Hey, okay, now you're one for the people and you've always loved women and you've always tried to make them comfortable. - Yes. - Now that might be one of the truth things we've ever said. - Because there's no way, 'cause we can fit a lot more things in a men's restroom, 'cause we have urinals, right? - Talk to him. - We either make the stalls smaller. - Talk to him. - What you wanna do, you know what, you know what, as big people. - Well yeah, but no, but there was a big stalls. - Already thought. - So you should make it, make the stalls smaller or expand the women's restroom to be larger. Or give the women some kind of urinal system. Now that's not my choice. - No, that's not my, that's what I'm gonna know. - You open the textbook, you cannot get onto me for playing the game. - Yeah. - It's called the mini-pot. - The mini-pot. - He's already thought about it. - Okay. - Okay. - I already have the full scheme right now. - You go, I fucking hired a developer. There's bloopers in my office right now. - The mini-pot. - The mini-pot. - So you know how like men have urinals and it's like attached to a wall and it's all you got is that little bowl right there. But women need to sit, right? So you just, it's the same thing. You just give them a sitting spot, right? And now this is the awkward part that we have to develop in research. It's still stall system, it's still like urinal stall system where it's open. So you're sitting down and you're seeing all the foot traffic in there. And that's what we gotta develop and figure out. But they can sit. We could just fit a lot more in there. - I want you to want a quick piss. - I want you to act like you're in your mini-pot right now. - You have in my mini-pot. - I'm, I'm someone walking into the restroom. - Oh, I gotta tinkle. Oh, what the (beep) - Make a beautiful (beep) - That is, girls would never, ever in a million go, I think they would, bro. - Okay, you think you ever, you think they would until you think about this, right? Let's say there's three mini-pots. - You have an 80-year-old grandma? You have a 45-year-old mom and you have a 19-year-old freshman in college. - But you think those three generations are sitting next to each other? - That's where I think that. - I love the idea. Very inclusive, very big heart of you. - You love the idea. - That's where respect comes in. You give the elders the stalls. - That's for the young guns. The year-old. - This is for the young quick shooters. - They go, they go, yeah. - Oh, let's get back to the club. - And there's nothing more, there's nothing more inclusive than a woman's restroom. Have you stood outside of a woman's restroom at a club? - Oh my God, everyone's friends. - There are friends that everyone's friends. - Love letters, novels. - They come in. - Oh my God. Oh, oh, an eyelash, oh, come here, queen. She goes, what's that smell? She's like, oh, I didn't wash it. - Like, oh, you sick freak. No, that's the route I was going. - Yeah. - Restrooms? - Oh, oh my God. Restrooms in clubs, okay? It is literally its own Chronicles of Narnia. - Oh yeah. - Why am I walking into a restroom? And if I have $20 cash, I can basically form my own pinion. (laughs) There's gushers, there's gum, there's designer fragrances. And these guys are charging $5 for two squirts. - Yeah. - Piss on you. And then apparently the women's bathroom, they have the same, yeah. - Just the female version. - Yeah. - I like you for women's restrooms because I like you, like they could have like a person that works in the club if something scary's going on said they can talk to her. Like I like that, but for the guys, I don't like those guys in there. - And for us, it's a 610 guy. (laughs) - The 7 footer, the footer guarding the door of the club. You walking, hey, what's up, man? He just looked at it like this. - Yeah, it holds you in the afghan, but the thing that kills me, I like, that's cool, whatever, overpriced. Obviously, and I've never bought anything. - If you're resorting to getting clubbeodering, stay at home. - And you've no game, she's not going home with you. If you're getting clubbed degree, you've already lost. You've already lost. If you're having a history and it's in John Paul Goetier in the middle of club, you've already lost it. - If you're needing like emergency and the odorate or a clone of the club, what were you planning on doing tonight? Like, did you not get ready to be here? - Like, I watched a grown man, he's easily 40. I watched a grown man take a blinker and then purchase a blowpop. - You're in a, you're in public. You're in a club. He really moved. - Here's five, bro. - A blow nap. - I mean, anything that's gonna happen in that back there. - You're gonna ask her what? The worst part about club bathrooms is the social dynamic. Hey, hey, I don't do coke. (laughing) I don't want your drugs. I really don't. I've had nine tequila shots, so I'm pissing stuff talking to me. Being your own life. God, if this is a movie theater, you wouldn't make a (beep) peep. Oh my God, like drunk people are innately honest and innately talkative. You fuse that in a place where I can't even hear my own thoughts. There's a seven footer charging me for ridiculous prices and there's always a line and that bathroom is always a line. The guy to the left is selling me drugs and you over here having a nerve to say, Hey, are you, you might do you and your friend make those videos. Oh, this, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, calm down, calm down. Brother, this is so funny, brother, so funny, man. There's so touching your face and a bathroom. Hey, I went to a strip club and the bathroom antenna was selling impenatas. Guys are fucking legend in there. - No, no, no. - Robbie was with me. Robbie bought one. Told you. He bought a bathroom strip club impenata. Are you crazy? - No, no, no, no, no. - He bought that restroom. I need you, I need you to be 100% honest and I'm gonna ask you a series of questions that are yes or no and you will only answer in yes or no. You and Robbie went to a strip club. - Yeah, he did. - No, no, yes or no. - Yeah, yes or no. - Yes. - You and Robbie went to a strip club. - Yes. - You and Robbie went to the bathroom inside of a strip club. - Yes. - Inside of this bathroom, in the strip club, there was a man. - Yes. - This man was selling impenatas. - Rapped in paper towels. - Inside the grounds of the bathroom. Like where he's sold them, there was tile at your feet. - It was like right behind where the sinks were. - I just pulled him out. - Yeah, this guy was running a secondary business inside this strip club bathroom. - In the bathroom, not outside the bathroom, not in the hallway to the bathroom. - Behind the sink, you, you could see him, when you're watching your hands, you could be like impenatas and you can see him taking him out to the thing. He's a cool, didn't speak a lick. - No, he's not. - Didn't speak a lick, he's like cool as guy I've ever met. - No, he is not. You are, I, and the fact that you bought one, and Robbie is, Robbie is a little other woman. - No, no, the crazy thing is Robbie, Robbie bought one and ate it during a dance. - Listen, we're already, we're already balls deep and grime fast, why not? - Give me the bathroom impenatas. (clapping) - These tears I'll take. Piece of gum when I finish the stuff. - Thanks. - So yeah, that's a strip club story. - Oh my God, an impen, and out just for the sake of, and nothing racial, I'm saying, let's just translate that to American and American. - I'm just imagining the moth, (laughing) so in your PBJ, and a strip club, in the bathroom. - I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie at the club. We go to if that seven footer offered me a PBJ, one of the two of those nights, I'd hate it. - No, okay, one of those, well, okay, we had a couple of nights. There's been some nights in there, but, how is that, that can't be legal right now? - There's nothing legal about the strip club. - Nothing, that strip club is under investigation. I mean, (laughing) - They all worked there for four months. (clapping) - Clubs met open for six years. How long you worked for months? - I walked in there, I said, Robbie, I don't think, I don't think it's hard to have a good time. - He goes, bro, I'm just smelling impenatus. Let's just stay a little bit. All right, let's get on with your toes. - Let's get on with your toes. - Doil it. - Now, we brought up my son. - Yeah. - Now something happened this last week, and I'm a bit nervous, I'm a bit nervous to share it. - Okay, yeah, I kinda got briefed on this, 'cause there is a whole discussion between your and your wife if you should bring this up. She's against you bringing it up. - And I'm for it, and I'm daddy, man. So I'm going for it, here we go. - So the other day everyone was at the house, and it was before, I wanna say we were going to my sisters. We're going to my sister's house, that's the second one. We're going to my sisters, so it's like an hour and a half before we left, everything was good with Malachi, and it was to the point where both of us now have to shower and get ready. So I said, "Lid, you go first." And I'm gonna just sit here, watch starting five, from one last episode. - So I'm sitting there with Malachi, and he's playing, being a boy, going all over the place. I get on the ground, I'm rolling all over with him, just dad and son, right? So he starts playing by himself. He's very self into self-player right now. Like he just likes doing toys, and all that shit, dola. - He can play by himself and you don't have to worry about him. - Exactly. - Now you watch him obviously, 'cause he's a baby. - Oh no. - So now I'm just sitting on my phone, every like five, 10 seconds, you peak, right? That's all you do. Now, crippling ADHD, right? I find a very intriguing video, beautiful graphics with the aesthetics that I love. So it's been about two and a half minutes since I've looked at my son. So he has navigated about 15 feet to the left, and he is under, you know that mirror in my living room, I don't know what to call that. It's like a little just, like a vanity mirror. - Like a vanity mirror, sure. - Standing mirror. - But I'm saying the thing right there, it's like a little-- - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. He's over there, and I go, "Bubba!" And he turns, he goes, (snoring) He's doing that on his mouth. And I go, "Okay, I don't have puffs. I didn't give him any food. There's nothing on the ground." This isn't good. - Oh no. - So I run up to him, 'cause my son's chewing on an unidentified object, chewing on a UFO, right? I walk up to Malachai, take that old pinky, I go in his mouth, he's fighting it. And I finally get it out. My son is chewing on my toenail. And he was going after that, he was a tootsie pop. He was trying to fight that old tootsie center. I mean, he was gummin' it down, left to right, left to right. And the worst part, the worst part. - Please, no. - Don't, can, please, no, no, no, no. It was not the curse. - Oh my gosh, I was gonna say, take him to the hospital. - If it was the curse, so I probably would've, I probably would've inflicted some bodily harm on myself. Like, no, I would've punched, I would've punched myself, I would've absolutely reprimanded my own body. I would've been like this for two hours. But no, toenail, it was a big toenail, but I examined it and there was no fungus, so I had to be from the left foot. - How the fuck did he get in your toenail? - I don't know why my toenail was just in the living room. By a mirror, I have no clue, but he was nong on my toenail. - Oh, Malachai. - Oh, no, I felt honestly terrible. And his poor self, I'd gank it out. I go, oh fuck, I immediately throw it, knowing where I threw it. But I look at him, I go, you all right, Bobby, he's like this. (laughs) He's looking at me happy. Live turns the corner. Perfect. And she goes, "What? Did something happen?" And I go, "No, no. He's good. He's good. Look, he's playing." And he's like, "He's still doing this, thinking it's in his mouth." And she goes, "What was he eating?" And I just go, "Tonel." She goes, "What?" He went, "Tonel." "What the fuck was he eating?" She's chewing on my toenail. My toenail. And she literally goes, "You're never watching my fucking kid again." And I was like, "I was like, "Hey, he's my kid too, so I will watch him." And by the way, I also didn't see him for like half a second. And he was four stairs up on the stairs. So, what's it till you? Still breathing, ain't he? He climbs stairs and he's shucking on toenails. I mean, that's my son. I mean, we know who he isn't getting nominated for that of the year. No, no, no. Do we know that we know who's not on the nominee? So, that was a one rough and the wildest part. That was all in like 10 minutes, dude. And these days. He was bad. He was bad. Dude, he's fast, bro. Yeah. Dude, he was, oh, it was so bad. I just keep thinking what if he would have swallowed it? Yeah. We're gonna swallow it my toenail. No, you, you, you, I mean, that's when the government gets it locked. And I've already threatened that a couple of times on your household. I mean. You don't understand the dynamic of babies. I don't. They have to sleep a lot because they are growing. It's like a puppy. When you get a puppy like genuine puppy age, they get up their balls to the wall for like. No, no, no. Maybe two hours and they'll literally go like this. Malcolm was very, it sank shit off in one corner. Malcolm's, Malcolm, you're immortal. Like, I don't know, I don't know if he's gonna die. The fact that he's still here. He's still alive. Can I say something that happened with my parents in Malcolm? So Malcolm's, Malcolm's my like 16-year-old Labrador. Right? Like I'm begging him. And now he's, he's slowly dying. Like, like, he should have been gone a while ago, but he's still. He's, he's pushing. Like, he's really holding on. Right, he's not in pain to we're keeping him around. He's like that small block, Chevy. You should keep putting new tires on her. Right, yeah. Oh, no. He's got 700,000 on the dash. Well, he has like leeks in his back tires, 'cause those back legs, they deflate real quick. Like, he'll, them back legs will not be, we're looking in the mobile, mobile helper. If you do that, if you do that, I will become a. I'm getting out of the field with your house. I mean, if you get out of the field with your house, if you get Malcolm some porch yawdos, I'm coming to Fluegraville, Texas. I'm going inside your house, 'cause I always wish to that upon Dusty. Dude, it's always one of my dog-hats. That Malcolm's a little too big. It's going to be some big, big, big 14s. Like, you can literally probably buy some aftermarket ribs. That was a big wheel. Look at him. He should be sitting there rolling it. But I will 100% be there. If that happens. So, one thing about Malcolm growing up all 16 years of his life, he's never used the restroom in the house. My dog, and never pooped in. Good dog. Great dog. Good dog. You would literally go to the back door, and you'd be like, "Hooray!" And then you would let him out, all right? He's like, "Hooray!" Well, now, it's harder for him to get off the couch. It's harder for him to move around. He doesn't really like-- And he's losing cognitive skills are going, right? He's like-- How old is he? He's like 126-- How old is he? Do you know how many years he is? Like, human years? No, it's like 16 times 11. Oh, first off, it's not 11. It's not 11. It's not 11. He's 112. I mean, you know what I mean? He's been around-- He's seeing some things. He's old, right? But he's still doing-- Oh, I f---ed it for two world wars. I know, he's doing great. But he's never-- growing up, he never used the restroom in the house. God, never did it. What a beast. And so, you know, in his older years, he's been causing my parents a lot of issues. Right. And so-- The doggy catheter. And so he's starting to lose it up here because he'll look at corners and-- [GASPS] And like, bark at corners and stuff and look at-- No, we can't see his-- He's s---ing ancestors. He's probably splitting the realm of reality in like the afterlife. He's in the spider version. But he is-- he is quite literally seeing what he's about to go to. Yet he's still in the physical. Yeah, why is it-- Oh, they're all there, but my f---es are crying. And so he knows that my parents take him out to potty. They have to almost like tell him, like, gotta go out, brother. You gotta go out-- You know what I mean? Because he's not going to get up unless he has to. Oh. Recently, he's been leaving little turds around the house, right? And that's not him. That's not his character, and I know he doesn't want to. But he like, Malcolm's poop stink like a-- It's like, you've ever seen a horse-- Oh. --and just stack up like a little pig. Like a pile. It's a pile. And it's a wet. And it stacks up. No, no. He's like a designer. Is it real or cake? That's what you gotta do with his-- Is it real? Is it real or pudding? That's what you gotta do with his-- And so he would always go to my parents' door in the house and go, oh, let him-- let him know I gotta go s---ing dog. And so one night, I'm assuming he went to my parents' door and said-- Whoa! Well, my parents are 60. Oh, yeah. And they're in a little deeper sleep. And God bless Malcolm's bark. That's probably like-- Oh. Yeah. It's probably because I have that bass anymore. There's no way in the way that he's like-- Oh. He's going like this. Your parents are sleeping deeper. He's getting far. Yeah. It's like-- It's so-- So I guess I'm assuming he-- He like whistle barked at the door and they didn't hear-- They didn't hear it, right? So he left a third right outside the door. Oh. And now, as the night went on, it was getting like five o'clock in the morning, he came more distressed because I think he knew I p---ed up. So he went to the back door and started clanging on the blinds and barking, right? And so my mom woke up and she thought somebody was breaking in to the house. She wakes up in a panic, right? Yeah, she does. My mom gets up, grabs a utility to protect the house. What a gangster. It starts running towards the door. She opens up her bedroom door. It's a quick turn. There it is. She runs. Not only steps in it barefoot. Oh, it's back with a blicky in her head. No way. No way. Your mom went airborne. Oh, some s---. With the literal s---. Hold on the lock. She said she cussed out the hood open. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. Where her room is and what's above it? It goes off press. It goes. You shot me. You shot me. You shot me. My phone. My mom. My mom. My police. It's like. I have. You know what? What? You know what? How much butter can I have? How many presses got the biggest flake? Oh, well, Malcolm just. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my mom. God, I feel bad for it. I feel bad for Malcolm. I feel worse for your mom. Yeah. She said she had to go. I mean, 16 years of no s---. And then you're just stepping in a s---. Gooey pile. Hold the blick lock. She said she had to go outside of five in the morning and hose off her foot. Oh, that's tough. She said she called me. She's like putting your dog down, by the way. Oh, yeah. But she thought about it. Oh, I'm surprised. No. She had it on it right there. But we talked about. Talked about babies. All right. What? What? What? Did your mom talk about babies? Oh, we talked about babies. Well, before I talked about the s---. Did we talk about babies? You literally said you fed your son, your toenail. Oh, no. Okay. I didn't put on a s--- for a s---. A silver platter. I didn't give it to him with a napkin. I go, I go, here you go. And like, you're like mom didn't cook. Oh, my god. Now, I have to be honest. Yeah. I have to be honest. I think after all the s--- talk. And I think I might have said it. But after all the s---. I literally think I'm developing a keyboard in my left ear loop. Yeah, enjoy it. Play with it. No, it hurts like a. I don't know. I know hurt. Oh, then I got some mother s---. Oh, look. It hurts. Really? Let me see. I'm talking like this hurts. This is hurting me. Oh, yeah. No, that will hurt. If you do that. Yeah, yeah. But it will become known after a while. I don't want to want to want to want to want to want to just succumb to your nasty disgusting ear. You succumb to a lot of my nasty disgusting. You succumb all over the place. I knew you were going to. Seminole Nation dorm succumb to a lot. I mean. You know what I mean? It's seeking to your son, all right? Okay. You brought up being a parent, right? Don't know. I mean, not a good one, but you brought up being one. Yes. So this makes this next part very nervous. A couple, like a month ago, right? How long ago? We filmed this. We're filming an extended episode over on the Patreon, right? Every Wednesday we put these out. It's about an hour and has the whole gang. So that's why there's mics all over the place. And you all surprised me with something. And we filmed this and we even had to keep this a secret for a while. Show did. So I think we take a little break in the episode. And we give them some huge YSK news. Let's go for it. Let's go for it, buddy. And if you want to see the full version of this, it's over on the Patreon. So enjoy. But you should know podcast. I know this is an extend, don't it snore me a little more laid back. Lay back. I almost said, I almost said it. You say it live. I almost did. I'm not saying that. We are going, we are going to be playing a little game, me and P. Okay. Oh, this game requires trust. Don't have that. In obedience. Oh, definitely. No, I'm kidding. No, no, no. It's because for me to be obedient. All jokes aside, essentially live, went to a little mom. I think it was literally called mom and popcorn called mom and popcorn. But they had all sorts of candies. - And it's calorie friendly, you're a little freak. - Oh, I gotta eat something? - Yes, it's literally five calories. Literally five calories. So it's nothing that's gonna ruin you. - Does it have a barcode? - There's two. - Yes, it does have a barcode. - Okay, what about a barcode? - There's two flavors, all right. But I need you. Basically, I'm gonna have you close your eyes. I'm gonna put in your hands, you're gonna try it. And then for the first one, put the blindfold on, hold your hands out. I promise nothing will bite and you're not allergic to what you'll be tasting. - Okay, okay. - Can't, no, you're not, okay, can't. - No, I started having anxiety. - No, no, it's always in your eyes. - No, I know where your kid's at. - I know, my kid is there, you're safe, everything's good. - Only your kid in my hand. - He's not, my kid, why do my kid go in your hand? - I'm not tasting him. - Here we go. - That was weird. - First item. - Okay. - Take it off and look at it. - I can tell you have my blindfold. - Yep. - I see sour spray candy. - It's a spray from the icies. - Now, what's a spray from the icies? - Like, it's an icie, but it's like, it's like a breath, it's a breath, but it's icie flavor. - But it's icie. How many did you unwrap that and taste it real quick? Go for it. I brought you the new one. Yeah, that was a very quick one. - Chery, and I'm just tasting it. - Get your cup, get your little three ball back at the tongue. (laughing) - I watched it go in a straight line. - They did not go, (laughing) - Okay, so now, so like, and I want you to be genuine. Like, that's not, it's not bad, right? - It literally has barely any flavor. - Right? - Yeah. - Okay, so the second one, I don't know what happened on the assembly line. - Okay. - So that one's not bad, like, rate that one one out of 10. Like 10 being sour, crazy flavor. - Oh, one to 10 sour? - It's about a two. - Okay, yeah, stick with that answer, right? - Okay. - Okay, so go ahead and put your blindfold on. - Here we go, here we go. - This second one, I don't know how this was ever even made. - Cam, if you heard me, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, put your hands out. - Don't hurt me, two hands out. - I'm putting your hands out. - Okay, you ready? - Yeah, here we go. - Here we go. - And take your blindfold off. - There's nothing in my hand. - It's right by your pan. (coughing) - Wait for real? - Yeah. - Surprise. - Another one. (cheering) - Y'all got it, y'all. - Y'all got it, y'all got it. - Wait, what did you even talk? - Wait, were you really? - Yeah. - Oh, y'all. - Malachi's gonna be a big brother dog. - Y'all, that's crazy. - Oh, no, I'm gonna cry. (laughing) - His goosebumps on his thighs. - Did I have the goosebumps? Oh, I think I'm here, man. - Oh, thank you, man. - Keep heat on this. - Let's close, let's close. - The part that I peed on is closed. - Oh, wow, wait, win. - Literally, oh. - Found out two days ago. - Holy. - Yeah. - Holy. Malachi's gonna be, what do we, we didn't have little nugget of a white chunk of that. - He's a big brother. - He's gonna be a big brother. - Congrats, man, that's so sick. - Oh my God. - Thank you buddy, thanks buddy. - Thank you. - I'll get great. - Ah, dude, Malachi. - I gotta be a big brother. - Here, let him hold Malachi. And then just relish in it, just sit in it. - Yes, his goosebumps on his knees. - Holy shit. - Isn't it crazy? - Whoa. - Here you see. - Your parents get it on. - That little dude, in his little jeans, is gonna be a big brother. - Well, you'll be a big brother. - You'll be a good big brother too. - How's that gonna be? - We're gonna be like, what is this word you speak of? - Oh, when do we get to know what it's gonna be? - Some, some. - Pain's like shaking. - Yeah, I know, he's shaking. - His hands shaking. Some, some weeks out. - He's shaking, look at that. - Dude, that's crazy. - I love it though. - I'm so nervous here because I was like, oh my God, oh my God. I didn't sleep last night. - Yeah. - I didn't have no idea. - Yeah. - You said you kept making jokes yesterday. - Dude, oh my God. Yeah. - You made a joke yesterday. - CJ and P made a joke yesterday. And I was like, what the hell is happening right now? I was like, what is happening right now? Like, I was like, did someone leak this? I was like, no one even knows it too leak. I was like, what is happening? - Oh my God, wait. Holy. - Ask away. Talk about it, ask your questions, whatever. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, dude, that's crazy. Did y'all know? - Dude, I knew, but it's just incredible. - No, congratulations. - Yeah, congrats. - Thank you. - Dude, you're gonna have two kids running around. Two under two. - Yeah, because I was getting sad. I was getting sad because Malachi's growing up so fast. I'm gonna miss being a little baby. - I know, oh my God, what if it's a girl? - Oh dude, oh, I hope it is. I really hope it's a girl. - I'm gonna hit his bottle. - No, continue. - Malachi, Kai. You're gonna be a big brother. - That's crazy. - That's so cool. - Oh, dude. - Dude, now he looks more mature. - Yeah. - Now he immediately just looks older. - Perfect timing on coming back. - Yeah, dude, what the. - Is that the mic? - The phone? - Yeah, so. - Why is K continues? We have two hosts now. We have two, once we're done, we got two new hosts. - Oh, look at you. - Yeah. - Imagine it's two boys, two brothers. - Oh, wow, sorry about that, Liv. You're gonna have a boy house. - So what, okay, so look, as of right now, God, I'm sweating, might still be. - I'm shaking. - I'm just, you're just like this. As of right now, if you, if, by the grace of God, God comes to you in a dream, goes, Peyton, you get to choose. Are you picking second boy or girl? - I, I think. - That was him saying. - Okay, selfishly, selfishly, I would love a boy. I would love you, I'd have a boy. - Another one? - Selfishly. - Another one. - But, but, I know how bad you want a girl. - Bro. - I want the, I'm pushing, I'm a team girl. Two times in a row. - Oh, team girl. - Oh, we got another team in the reveal. - Let's go. - Yeah. - I think I'm team girl. - Okay. - But I do know statistically, if this next one's a boy, the statistics show you won't have a girl until like a fourth one. - Oh, and we won't have four. No, we're, we're shutting up shop, not having four. We already said, we said this. - Oh no, once you have two, it might be coming easy. You're not so sure. - This is what we said. - And two, at the mark of two kids, if we get a second, so if we get another boy, we're trying one more time for that girl. - And just, but I am serious, look into it. The statistics, once you've had two of the same, that third one, statistically, is like very high probability of being the same sex as the first two. - And that's what we said, we said, if we get another boy, we're going one more round, just that last ditch effort to try to get a girl, have best of both worlds, and then no matter if it is boy or girl, close the shop at three. - It's happened. - Okay. - Oh, that's it. - It looks like a little delay, it's happening. - Aw. - It always happens. - It's like, I process the same information like when somebody dies. It takes like a little bit for me to realize it's true, and then, holy shit. - Yeah. So the way that we wanted to start trying, probably, we were like, okay, we're going to start trying in September, like Malachi will be like eight months old. And when we had Malachi, it took us like a year to get pregnant, so I was like, oh, it's fine. Like, it's going to take us another year, like, that's fine. When I tell you guys, we tried for one month, and when Cameron, like, the one day that we did it-- - I got that good girl, yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Like, it happened that way. I was not, I was not like thinking it or whatever, so the way that it happened, I was like, my stomach always hurts. Like, I always have tummy issues or whatever. And, what day was it? Oh, I was two days late on my period, and I'm never late, but I was like, two days, that's normal, whatever. And I told Cameron, I was like, hey, when you're at the store, please just get like a digital pregnancy test. But little did he know that I already took one at home. Like, I already knew that I-- - I already knew, and it already said pregnant, so she already knew. - And you didn't know? - No, no. - I got his reaction, everything. - I'm slowly-- - I'm still late, I don't know, I just want to be safe. Can you go ahead and get one of the ones that say the words? So I'm thinking, oh, she's about to try, like, she, and the crazy part was she took, like, maybe a week before that, and said, not pregnant. So I'm like, all right, here, it's for her, you know, a piece of mine. I come back, I just set the groceries on the counter, and she literally turns the corner and goes, how do you feel being a dad the second time? And I already had one, and I went, I said, no, wait, I said, take the one that has the word. (laughing) I don't, I don't talk lines, take the one that has the word, I want to see English. - Oh my god. - So it, like, I was shocked myself, like, the video that I took on myself, 'cause I was like, hey, guys, I'm not taking pregnancy tests, like, I doubt this isn't gonna be it, but I was like, here we go. And when I saw those two lines, I was like, hey, no, wait, 'cause Malachi was eight months old that day. - Holy. - No, it literally was on Sunday. - Yeah. - 'Cause we found out, on Sunday. - Like, Sunday, like, three days ago, Sunday. - Holy. - Like, like, like, five weeks. - So, I immediately. - I'll be a lot further, like. - I immediately was like, - Wow. - On Tuesday. Oh, damn, I don't even wanna. - It's fine. - Yeah, well, I'm trying, yeah, it doesn't even matter, but I was immediately just like, bro, I'm about to get him so dirty. - Dude, why, bro, why? I swear, and this is weird. I was gonna tell you, but I was like, I don't know that it's weird. I've been having weird dreams. One of the dreams was that Robbie was in my closet whenever I walked into my bathroom this morning. Like, that was a dream I had. But a couple days before that, like, it was just Robbie, like, kind of like, just standing in my closet shirtless. I don't know why. Sorry, Robbie. But the second one is I had another dream about me walking into the hospital with a different kid, and I was wearing my Hulk shoes, 'cause I wore the toenail shoes the first time. - Oh, yeah, I got to wear the Hulk shoes second. - And then, whenever we were recording the episode, not too long ago, and he brought out the toe slides, I said, oh, that's a good one. The ones I saw whenever I met Malikai for the first time there's just a bunch of kids That's been happening. It is weird because it kept popping up on my for you page It was like two hundred two two hundred two. It was you like weird like before I even found out I was pregnant I was like why is this like all my tiktok like Dude the the thing for me is I was like bro. This looks so bad for me They're gonna think I doxed it because you making the joke about No, what's the first thing I said I said I'm about to go over a wood car. I better not to pay And I said I'm not gonna lie to you for like two minutes. I dare like here I've like had some I said C. J batter or No, bro, and I swear y'all y'all confirm. I'd never know. No, I swear I didn't and but I was like I have to have he had to have like a mole on the inside Yeah, like can help me talk through this really trying to like make it the best Can I keep that you're supposed so detailed and our literal idea was to do it today We said that'd be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, but and then you were like imagine you pull out a prank No, I wanted yes, he was like soon as you said that I'm like. Oh, they're definitely gonna think I said so I was like and then literally five minutes later you make the joke about the kids. I was like oh god Lee is not looking good man. Well, congratulations guys. Thank you. That's awesome Another little Kennedy. Another Kennedy. That means I lose one of the guest rooms. Oh yeah, I know I've already Don't give that kid my guest room It's the green one that'll be okay. No, I'm like I told camera. I was like well, but guess we got to get a bigger house Gotta get a bigger car Pretty sufficient I get to oh dude. Oh dude hell. Yeah You're like season now. So I am with this kid Yeah, oh dude like and I can't wait to see Malikai interact I don't care like what they know. I hope I'm he'll be like 18 months like one-and-a-half Can you oh my can you imagine the lives these kids are gonna have? Oh, I know I don't like just best friends like just like I mean, I'm just thinking they're gonna school together amazing family I think about like I think about like us to I'm nuts about kids like going and doing so fun like going to the park and Going to amusement parks and stuff like that these kids are gonna have it so good so good so fun, bro Oh, bro, it's amazing, and it was like all in it with this and y'all can go back when I found out There was still just like me in camera at the house and you my uncle was waking up from his nap And I just went upstairs and like just looked at him and was like hey, you're gonna be a big brother You know, he has no idea that means right now. He probably want to take care of Just cool to like tell him that like hey, Baba like you're gonna be a big brother. Oh, poor Ruby. Oh, yeah I literally told my dad. I said, bro. I might just drop Ruby off one day like I just you might have a better life Yeah, our family knows I need to call your mom back because when she was on the phone I was like oh my god. Yeah, my parents don't know. Oh, they're gonna be high. Yeah, they're gonna be jealous I'm serious. No, Ruby might need to but I need she might need to change our already been getting We'll be walking and stuff by then like he'll definitely be able to play with her or like more Wow, it's looking sad as soon as she starts to get that little gray goatee coming in. I'm gonna just I'm a packer toys in her food Very sweaty dude. This is I it's like one of those things like I don't deal with new new new news very well It's like I'm a slow burn. So I'm gonna talk about this for about four and a half more hours. That's fine We have a dinner plan tonight. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh Well, it's it's the Just know me and Cam didn't plant this One of those I'm sure Yeah, they're they're invited to okay. I don't know. I don't know anyway, but anyways Kennedy number two baby Kennedy number two Three plus one on the way Not gonna lie it's all in God's timing and plan but leaving the comments. Do you want a boy another boy? Or do you want a girl? Oh? Wow, I'm team girl team girl. Let's let's do ours at least the group right here CJ boy boy girl Girl girl. I think girl CJ's alone wolf bro I just want best in both worlds. I get a second dog. I'm not I'm not mad. I'm never mad another boy. We could have twins. Oh Cameliver pregnant Good job, bud You win in there. You did your thing sure to he got out of there sure to reproduce and somebody stayed in there somebody stayed in there getting pretty Graphic now now since that was filmed it has been Probably like five weeks five weeks, right? I know we've been sitting on it Someone did Now's too much that's your wife and that's I apologize. That's not gonna stay unless you get one or two. I don't care. Can it cool It was such a sentimental moment. I just ruined. I'm so scared it cool So you're having another kid how is how's the journey been for the past five weeks? Nothing really changed has it or has it? No nothing's really changed. I mean the fact that we have known Obviously like there's some a few mental changes and it's like oh my god like having to think about certain things But in the physical day-to-day nothing changing because we're chasing around Malachi's a little crazy, but every single day eating toenails Eating toenails and Climates theirs and all this but can I be honest with you? Let me let me put this out there Selflessly speaking from an uncle perspective. You know, I love Malachi. Oh me and Malachi have great face-time conversations You always see you see right here that he'll face time Malachi will grab the phone Like a grower man. What are you what are we talking about this on the TMT that just released today over on the patreon? We had a for next week. We talk about it next week's TMT one of the TMT's We have a full Q&A about cams in fatherhood next month and stuff like that Quality Club, you know you got it's how are you feeling? What are you what are you going through right now to be real to be honest? And this almost sounds This sounds sad, but I have caught myself two times now Forgetting that we were even pregnant Now that sounds crazy, but when you hear it when you hear it no like when you hear what I'm saying behind it No, you can make it sure. That's fine, but I'm saying it's it is it truly is Such a different vibe from the first time around because every what like people unrealizes every waking minute of Every single day like we are having to watch Malachi. Yes, and having to provide for he can't talk. He can't walk Yeah, he can't like you have to do everything for him I know I go really putting a cramp in my game He's weed pissing on my style. No, but it is first kid you're doing regular life Knowing that you're growing a baby on the inside. It's almost like that ultimate distraction like you can't sit and think about it because you are You're already constantly chasing this baby around and live and live has said the same thing and she she's opened up and like Talked about how it's kind of a struggle for her because she thinks Like she feels a lot different because the only Experience she has to compare it to the first pregnancy. It's not the same. You're right, and I'm like well, baby You're like we have a baby right now. It's kind of hard to Constantly be thinking about the baby you're growing when we're taking care of this one 24/7. Yeah, so it is a it's a big It's a big difference, but the amount of stress and anxiety that's gone Comparative to the first time is it's wild like I'm like this. All right, bring it on like it I'm gonna have bags of mines again. I'm gonna be tired. Yeah, whatever, but it's all worth it It's like oh, we're gonna get a we're gonna get an error of no haircut cam again. Oh my god Millie Bobby Brown with a shaggy face at least will be in a new studio. Oh, I might pick up cigarettes. Oh Yeah, you are It's like for him. I'm wide awake sitting there rocking. Maybe I go out and just sit on my porch. I'm like Now have we So we don't know we don't know gender yet. Not yet. We're gonna have a whole episode on gender We're gonna have a whole episode. We're gonna have a whole reveal a real-life party unfortunately All will not be invited, but you can be there and well, we are gonna be live singing on quality Wait till I have a kid y'all won't get there will be cameras everywhere I am profiting off that kid We are selling new right now. Actually announcement. We have we're pregnant merch available right now link in the distance of Jesse No, we're not unfortunately selling it. No, we're not not yet. We're not guys first birthday. We might we'll sell with like a Well, that'll be now that'll be a fun party That'll be a fun party. No, because we get the merch Maybe cool. Just his face. It's literally just mad like I said one That'll be really cute. That'll be so fine. It's like a Travis Scott shirt Yeah, it's like I put some like Easter eggs in the back. Yeah, okay. I'm actually starting to like. Yes Max is starting to like you but no profits go to him or his college. Oh, yeah, no. No, that's all for us. He gets absolutely nothing It's for us anyway, but you don't know if you're having a boy or girl yet. No clue. Not yet. Have we thought about you You don't have to say it out loud, have we thought about names if it's a. Girl or names if it's a boy, do we, are we locked in? - I won't say that loud. Girl name is 100% locked. - Yes, we knew, I know that change. You know it, we held it. I might've said it on like a coal, like an extendo, a coal of royalty, some go check the Patreon, I don't know, but that is locked and it's been locked since first kid. We still love that name. Now the boy, it's surprising because we have no clue. - Can I give suggestions? - I will gladly take suggestions. - Anubis. - Now, now you're speaking to someone that would appreciate that on a high degree. - Yes. - I cannot name my son Anubis. - Why? - I cannot, it is 2020, it's gonna be 2026. - Okay. - Oh my God, I just said son. - Who? - Oh, is that son? - But that's what the name was given for. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, I'm stupid. - No, if it's a boy, I cannot name him Anubis. - Second name. - Yes. - Maximus. - I already named the dog that. - No, you named the dog Max. - No, I named the dog Maximus. - Well, you gave him away, so he doesn't count. - I know he's not in my possession. Maximus is fire. - Maximus, Maximus, Kennedy. - Maximus, Kennedy is fire. - I mean, that holds power. - Yeah. - You're supposed to rule over something with the name of Maximus. - Now third name, I tried this on the first kid. How do we feel about Peyton? - Should be a hard pass. - No, no. - Oh, tragic happens to you. - And that's, if you really want the name to happen, I go, hey, he goes, something's got to happen. I've got to make something. I don't know what to tell you. Who's got to pull? - I can't swim. I can't. No, Kate. - Scan, as your best friend, right? - No, no, no. - No, as your best friend. - And somebody who is really positively impact your life. - You literally just said you cannot love this kid as much as the first one. - That could change. - Why would it change? - No, no, no, no. - No, no. - Okay. - tragic event only way. - No, that's, that's wrong. You shouldn't give me my flowers so I'm gone. Give me my flowers while I'm alive. I give you your flowers while you're alive. You're not going to be the namesake of my child. Why, do you respect me as a man? - Yeah, have I accomplished a lot as a man? - Yeah. - Would you want your son, your future son, to strive to have a life like Peyton Harden did. - Yeah. - Take out a couple things. (laughing) - I go definitely take a pull. - Couple of things. - Wait, so wait, so, so. So, because I would name, if I had a son. - You would not name a kid, Karen. - A fourth one. - Exactly. - Once I stopped giving up. - Exactly. - But you're just like, oh, another pack right off. Go name what you want. (clapping) - No, but first, my first kid's going to be Peyton Jr. - Right? - Exactly. - Right? PSH9. - So let's say you had a second kidy media. You're going to name him Cam. - Cam. - Cameron, no. - If you came up to me behind closed doors, like I have to you. - You're gonna name him, here's. (laughing) - I don't even name my dog, period. - No. - Hell, that's so bad, dude. - Oh, I love you, too. - I love you, Pierce, but not that much, right? - Yeah. - But okay, so if you came to me behind closed doors, like I've come to you. - Yeah. - And you have come to me with mics and lights and cameras, not behind closed doors. - I have definitely got you. - We in the airport, with your wife and Voldemort. (laughing) We have talked about naming your future son, potentially Peyton. - Okay. - You want it, but your wife does it, and that's why you don't. - No, if Liv didn't care, would you name your kid Peyton? - No, because what the fuck? Because that's, to me, it's not a bad name, obviously. It's a good name, and it'd be for good reason. But it's almost like, I don't know, it's like a weird thing that I only feel the need, like I want him to be his own, or not inspired, unless there's like a legacy that was like, like, why don't I leave a legacy? - No, but you didn't leave anything. Like, you still have the legacy. - You're still here. - Right. If you left, if you're gone, right? (laughing) Feet, I can't even pay. You know what I'm saying? - No. - Like, wow, like, okay, your friend has a cool life. - But I don't even go by a puppy, and you're giving the same name, 'cause you wanted that to be cool too. - But I don't even get to appreciate, say something happens to me and your name your kid. I'm gonna get to appreciate that. Like, I will never be like, oh, thanks, Cam. So it doesn't even matter at that point. I want it while I'm here. - It doesn't matter to you. That's the rest. - So what, okay. - Okay. - I'm already in paradise, hopefully. (laughing) - I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm just kidding. - No, you're either in paradise or you're sweating. - No, but it does make me look at you different. - No, no, no, no, podcasting, that's f---ed up. - That is not, like, no microphones, no cameras. I'll turn this over, and that's f---ed up. - That's not f---ed up. - You don't even consider it. - You're not gonna name your son, Cameron. If you asked me to, and you really wanted it, yeah. - No. - That's not what the K though. - No. - Different, you can smell pain, different. It blew the P-E-I-G-T-H-E-O-N. - Oh my God, that's like a nasty white girl. (laughing) - A nasty white girl's f---ed up. (clapping) - No, I would never, ever, I would never, ever smell pain like that. But, I think it's a weird thing with me. I don't want him to be named after someone that's like, like, you literally, your son's name, right now, is Tony. - Yeah? - Is it, which is, it's Anthony, it's not Tony, it's Anthony, and that's to pay homage to Liv's father. - It was so live, who also will be gone. - So will I. - I mean, yeah, you're gonna die pretty quick. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - So, I just, I just, I just-- - That's Liv's father. - He literally has Tony's blood in him. - I have a lot, clearly. - Not a lot of them. - I mean, I'm talking a drop. - How many times do you call me daddy? - What? - Have I called you daddy? - Yeah. - Probably way too many more than I should have. - So, so in some sense, I'm his father too. - No, no, it's not that work. She'd be his grandpa, it's not when he works. If you're my daddy, then you're his grandpa. - Yeah, grandpa. - It's not, yeah, you call him grandpa. - I have to say Anthony, what about middle name? - See, that's more real. - So you, okay, so there's still a chance you can name your son. - Has nothing to do with you and me not loving you. It's the fact that he is just, it's like, and pain's a bisexual, and I don't know how to bite it. (laughing) - Pain is a bisexual. - I think that actually isn't it. - No, it's a, no, no, no, not try. I don't know what that is. - You're the sex, you're the sex. - I don't know what the fuck. - Go try sexual, sexual is right. - Try and set it up. - I tried everything. - He said, hell, I even tried. I just couldn't get myself there. - No, okay, pain is a bisexual name. - Middle name, we can make some ground. - Okay, so you're saying there's not a 0% chance. - No, there's not a 0% chance. - 1% chance that I can have the middle name. - No, there's just chances. - What % chance can I have his middle chance? - I can't answer that now. - Just give me one, give me one, listen. - Listen, you can answer these? 'Cause you have no idea you're gonna have a kid. This is happening now. I can't be like, oh dude, 50, 50 going to, we'll see you at the room. I can't say that. - My wife's not even here. There is, I'm saying, man to man, it is not 0. Middle name's fire. Middle name's fire. I don't want him to have the first name. It's not even just 'cause you, I would not let us name him after my dad, my actual brother, my her dad, like first name. - So, but middle names are cool. 'Cause that's like the legacy name, say, it's middle. It means something, it's meaningful, and it fits. First name, be your own person. The only way he's gonna get the name of someone else is me and that's if he's a junior and he can't be anymore, 'cause he's the second. Don't ask me. - Oh my God, get your, oh, I almost had some crazy, I was like get your bisexual panties out of a bunch. - That's fine. I got, I got, I got, oh, no, I have panties. - All right, let's get out of here, I don't know. - Guys, you know what, you know what's even crazier? - What? - We'll get out of here. You know what's even crazier? There's you should know podcast fans right now. Thank you for actually loving me. Thank you, that have named their children after me. - There's, there's YSK kids that have said, there's YSK fans that have named kids Peyton because of me. - That's fine. - And they've only known me for five years. You've known me for a decade. - That's fine, that's amazing. That's great, okay, have a daughter named Olivia. - Different relationship. - I, I think it's another thing, I think it might be, I would, you've literally bathed me before. You've bathed me in a shower in Arkansas because I was drunk. You remember that? You carried me. You carried me and bathed me. And you had to kick people out of there trying to kick a peep. You remember that? And how he's nothing to you? - You blocked the hell out of me. - I was saved with your vomit. - Dude, that was, that was, dude. - And then he's, he is, you wanna talk about, oh my God. - That was your fault. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my God. He was letting people in because that's what I was, you wanna talk about that's what I was first getting like a little famous. - You wanna talk about pride. - I was first getting a little famous so people were like, oh, it's a podcast dude in there. And he was literally like five dollars. You can come and look at him, throw up in the sink. - I never said, you were already on the bed. - He was, Calvin Allen was like this. (laughing) - Go get a root canal. All right, let's go. - We need to hit a root canal. All right guys, remember, can't give him a secret code. Congratulations again to Camel with. - Thank you, thank you guys, thank you. - Oh, it's not a zero percent on the middle name. - That's so crazy. - But I would never, I would never add, that's the difference. I would never ask you to name your son. - You don't care enough. - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I would never ask you to, I would never, I would never, I would never, I would never ask you to. - That was two amazing slats. - All right, Confuse the Casuals, get your good karma and leave some great ones. Wishes and and and and why is beautiful warm words and prayers and whatever you want to live some more words to live in the baby in the comments below, but Seeker code for this week Every week you have to come with it and we don't know it. So now we what what is BCS? I'm gonna go like can't like baby Kennedy - yeah, I like that. I don't know. Thank you. I go comms BCS baby come in like the other one be be KT baby Kennedy - yeah, I like that. Or do you want be K2? Okay, be K2 final final edition BK2 baby Kennedy to leave it everywhere. This is a beautiful moment Thank you for coming right here to the one and only you should know podcast and enjoying it with us We love each and every single one of you go ahead and check out that Kuala Club first link in the description But honestly if you don't name your second kid at least a little bit of Peyton or Stephen or Harden Somewhere in there or even Stefan or Stefan which everyone you prefer to like if you for my kid I'm sorry. It was crazy. I'm saying for my that was crazy. Olivia said she wanted to name him Xavier And I wait you're kidding. Yeah, I'm happy. No, I'm kind of cute and that's not like how it looks like names. Lyle We're gonna name the only Xavier. No, no, it's not because your baby looks white It's because I've never met an Xavier that I liked that's true to every Xavier. I've met I don't like so you don't think there's a You don't think there's a threshold of two white for names. I think Malachi would be a sick looking tirey's were you you think we name Quentin Yes, that'd be sick. You're lying through. Oh, I think I'd be sick. But anyway, anyway How about this would you want me to have a kid right one day? Yeah, kids never gonna meet you if you don't name Remember one out of two club is I'm making under Christmas and we will see you next time I'm never gonna read them. No, he said that Yeah, goodbye