The Pokimane Episode

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I could probably chug that right now. Okay. I mean, I don't know how to chug the whole thing. Are you locking that in? I love tomato sauce. Like, I am a tomato sauce fan. We could have an opener or something. We could sip on that. You don't- no, no, no, no. The other one. Oh, this? Yes. Oh, yeah. No, that's- Okay. This is the good stuff. You do that, I'll do the fireball. And Ted, what are you going to do? Why are you doing a fireball? He just needs alcohol to keep him happy. I'm a- Are you okay? High-functioning alcoholic. I mean, don't say that as a joke. I might take it seriously. That wasn't a joke. He's functioning, isn't he? At a high level. I would say medium. Medium high. Yeah. High. Definitely medium high, for sure. Guys, I would like the audience to know it's 11 a.m. It is 11 a.m. Yeah, no, this is bright and early. Is the impression I've left you that bad that you need a shot? No, this is every day. Yeah, this is- It's every day, bro. I might drink more than usual. Do you guys talk about drama on this show? We could, I suppose. I guess we've got nothing to lose at this point, right? How you doing? Are you- I'm struggling. Do you want me to- Thank you. Talk to me about why those cookies are so damn expensive. Can we not? Here's your drink. A year and a half old drama or something. I can't tell time anymore. That's crazy. It's so good. It's kind of like V8. Is that the drink? Okay, that's fair. Try it. It's exactly like V8. Okay. And I mean, conceptually, they're about the same thing, too. Yeah, that's good stuff. That's nice. So, is this something that, like, when you're hanging out, like, maybe you bust out a thing of tomato sauce and you'll just be sipping on it? If I could carry around a little tomato sauce. Just like a little shot? Yes. Like, it's like a juice shot? And I don't like to drink, so I wish tomato sauce could kind of do the same thing. Yeah. Because this tastes great. I know that does not taste good. Let's be so for real. We had Benedictine on set earlier, and it was phenomenal. Yeah, we ran out of it. We'll get some more for tomorrow. What's a Benedictine? It's an herbal liqueur made by monks in the Swiss Alps. Actually, that sounds. Yes. That describes it. That describes it. That description sounds nice. It's basically like a. It's like sugar. It's like a sugary syrup that Schlatt replaces for normal alcohol. It's like Robitussin coats your whole mouth, you know? Oh, that's very pretty. Yeah, there it is. Very, very pretty. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Are you, I guess, how would you say? Have you acquired taste of alcohol so that's enjoyable to you? No, this sucks. But the Benedictine is good. On our first ChocoWeek, you were. You've gone through. He's gone through a lot of. He's gone through a lot of phases of alcoholic consumption. And originally, Fireball was. I thought you were just going to say alcoholism. Yeah, it started real rough. I hadn't taken a sip of alcohol until my 21st birthday. As you should. We love the law. And then my first drink was a Bud Heavy from my family's fridge. I did not know there was a Bud Heavy. I thought it was just Bud Light. Yeah, they're made of titanium. Yeah. The cans. Oh. Yeah. Are you lying to me? Budweiser. I don't know. They call Budweiser Bud Heavy. At least my daddy does. Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Heavy? No, no, no. Budweiser is Bud Heavy because there's a Bud Light. So if you're drinking the regular Bud, you're drinking Bud Heavy. You call it that, Tara? Really? Oh, yeah. You call it Bud Heavy, too? Everybody calls it that. I figured Budweiser would be the Bud Medium. So what's the Bud Heavy? The Bud Heavy would be heavier. It's heavier. That's what a Bud Heavy would look like. Titanium can. It's a little bit heavier. It's a little bit more percent. Budweiser was just a shot at vodka in it or something. Yeah, and made of nanotubes. Sign me up. Actually, could I try that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you say what this is? 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With their easy-on, all-day comfort, you're bound to get addicted, so try them at your own risk. But when you can't wear anything else, don't say I didn't warn you. Accents. - Okay. - Well, depends what you want me to say. Just a little bit. a little bit that's pretty good i hate how that sounds the whole language don't say no no it's not her in particular it's just the french the french language i think you might have a version i can't believe people think it's like a romantic sounding language it's so disgusting just sounds like you have a nut a nut sack in your mouth why do you hate the french people a nut sack they're rude they're really racist really racist they smell they smoke a lot they shit in the river no ice no ice in the water they shit if you're not heard they were shit they shitted in that river they were like they were like we hate that you're spending all this money to clean up this river so we will make sure that you waste that money to clean up this river really mad that the olympics were gonna be there but then when the olympics started everybody loved it everyone was like give up so i'm here's the thing though yes i need to hear your trump impression i need to hear it because maybe if you said something in a trump way i could then try to do the impression but off the top of my head all i think about is in springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the dogs the dogs they're eating is he from new york no you know like i guess i'm like they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating and they're doing surgeries on the aliens or something on surgery on aliens isn't that what he said i thought they were doing i wish he said that that sounds incredible he said that really doing surgery on aliens now i swear he said i thought they were just doing those doing those on grapes at the same um debate transgender operations and the legal aliens yeah well they're not aliens aliens they're okay but you know illegal immigration it's good it's good to know that you think of them like that lock it in lock it in live stream fails lock it in now she wants to transgender operations on illegal aliens like whoever said that yeah it's like he's just it's almost like he's making stuff up as he goes god bless him right you guys vote you want to talk about politics no i don't know yeah that's how they get you that's how they get you yeah everything is public in this country everything your address you if you register to vote your name and address are out there really yeah out there like where oh we gotta we gotta show her that clip with the megalopolis do you like to live off the grid yeah oh so this is the clip and while i well i want to i love her hair and you think one year of medical school entitles you to plow through the riches of my amazonian mind entitles me yes it is entitles me yes entitles me yes you have no idea that's it that's really it's just like it's just like there's really weird dialogue and uh i don't know what else is right and then he says so go back to the club yeah so apparently this is not nothing but i reserve my time for people who can think about science and literature and oh is that the guy that's adam driver adam driver yeah you find me cruel selfish and unfeeling i work without caring what happens to either of us so go back to the club so apparently this movie is just so weird but it's one of those things where it's francis for go back to the club i was like that hey was like so like you were like seemed like you were like you needed you were like cut that shit out go back to the club go back to the club oh that's funny so last time i saw it we learned something this today this morning before we started the podcast because you introduced me to an abbreviation of something that i was so excited about same wait let's maintain the excitement so last time we hung out yeah i talked about one of my favorite things chocolate milk abbreviated to chomo chomo right and then she said that and i was like what did you just say and she was like chomo and i was like i was like that's i think that's my favorite thing that i've ever heard come out of your mouth i'm gonna and then i was i think the rest of the time before you got taken away by a wave in the artist alley i think i was we were just saying chomo for the fair that whole time i love chomo um not a good thing to say and we were really excited about it two days ago my friend told me chomo stands for child molester so i wasn't filled in on that and then i was like oh i'm filled in on this so like the moment you got here i was like what's up chomo which like i still i still don't believe yeah that's that's what they call you're seeing like tick tocks from people who have just gotten out of prison for chocolate if you're not a child molester and you're not in prison how would you know chomo stands for child molester yeah i'm neither of those things i was thinking choco milk and i would like to keep thinking so you love chomo i love chocolate milk abbreviated to choma yeah so plural if you if you're drinking a lot of chocolate milk you could say like oh i love chomos i love my chomos i love chomo time i i relax don't talk to me unless i've had my chomo time i relax with chomos every night see now you do well you're doing something there where it's like you're almost not using it as the word what what do you just what was that last one you said well if you drink many chocolate milks nobody says chocolate milks though if you drink a lot of chocolate milk it's just chocolate milk when you say what do you say chomos having so much chocolate milk yeah yeah that's what i was thinking too but i didn't want to calm up because then we were just getting into an argument if he if he calm out as much as you need you just seem so easily set off no choice before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile you just seem so easily set off a phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile okay it's like no homo but a little it's crazy a little higher stakes we'll click chomos on our prediction and we scroll down maybe we can find chocolate milk if you scroll down maybe there's another one prison term it's not okay you're not gonna see you're not gonna see chocolate milk come on no yeah no no there's many pages though last what is a sex offending politician don't don't leave it alone i wasn't even thinking about it no he okay good disney plus hulu will make your day every day bluey for the kids the all-new hulu original series furious for the second they're down good morning america for your morning espn college game day for your saturday and toy story 5 for a cozy family movie night sunday make your day every day with disney plus hulu 18 and older with the disney plus hulu bundle subscription access these titles via disney plus terms apply hey this is riley green and i'm here to warn you about the dangers of hey dude shoes with their easy on all day comfort you're bound to get addicted so try them at your own risk but when you can't wear anything else don't say i didn't warn you you gotta go back to the clerk i i gotta go i gotta go back to the club oh i kind of want to watch that movie now yeah i've heard it that's just like people walk out over there like what the fuck was that you look at francis ford kapow on i need to i'm like blanking on he made apocalypse now okay yeah uh there's some other ones in there yeah because he makes he makes a lot of he's like a cine famed he is he is one of the kino guys out there and he's old yeah is he yeah how old 85 god bless bro did he make records do you think you guys are or is that no no no he made the godfather okay i'm just saying if you're 85 if you're 85 i want to know how'd you get to 85. yeah because he seems he seems kind of there i don't know how old do you think you're gonna live that's what i was gonna ask you guys okay you read that book the outsiders of course do i remember much of it no you know we didn't really get through that point like i really don't remember much of my childhood yeah you guys don't remember much of your childhood corner my first memory was uh when i was three i think at disney world and we had i remember having seen in this sort of like amphitheater with like a terrace kind of seats thing um the lion king like show thing that they would do and then and then it skips a little bit and then we're walking along this little pebble pebble pathway kind of thing and i hear the music for the the show starting again and i like turn and i go to like walk towards where it is because i want to see it again and i get into hearing just hear the music immediately it was like the pied piper and then i get pulled away by this otherworldly strong force it turns out it was just my grandma um and that's uh that's my earliest memory that's cute in a corner of a living room is a little funny yeah like what do you remember are you remembering the and like why that that's what i would do like do you remember because this was the first time you decided that corner no no that's going to be my poopy i'm sure oh it had been in the poopy corner that was just where i oh okay so if you could just i would have been cooler all the time why not the toilet because i was a baby do better you I was like - you remember when you were - the poopy corner are you sure you just didn't make it up get body trained yes they can they can attest to the existence of the poopy corner I don't believe you before I was out of diapers I was no trauma but we don't believe you no trauma though yeah my earliest memory mm-hmm my brother was outside hanging out with friends and he ran inside very disturbed and he said this guy he's being mean to me he hit me I was like three or four I think I was four and I got so angry on behalf of him that I ran downstairs I found the guy and then I punched him really yeah I think I was like four dude nice that's sick wait that's cool I'm trying to get myself immersed in Lion King you're knocking people out at four years old but you know I did some damage I wish I did too damn there's only two times in my life I've punched someone that was one of them what was the second time you punched somebody um grade nine there was this girl sitting beside her behind me in science class and she kept hitting me and I said stop I don't like that yeah and she just kept hitting me and I said I'm serious stop then you punched her well she hit me again a third time right now it's self-defense and I said yeah I was like no really you need to stop after the third time she's fucking and then I was sent to the principal's office yeah of course yes you got sent to the principal I think it's better to than to smack someone and so why haven't you done creator class and I was in student council so it was not a good look oh but so you had a political sort of scandal they were very disappointed very very you campaigned on the fact I'm gonna replace all the water fountains with chomo it's just a guy from prison no no student here will be able to go to a water fountain without experiencing some chomo always will be gushing with chomo you guys are the worst plenty I'm so sad because I love that term and you know what it really has me thinking now it's because you can say it for long you make chomo anyone want a little chomo but no I don't want to anyone want a little child molester yeah no it doesn't doesn't but hear me out okay I think I got this term from someone else so it's not your fault no so now I'm wondering did they prank me oh or did they also think that it was chocolate milk and and by extension did that person also by the butterfly effect prank me yes I think we're all victims here at the end of the day too been saying been saying that oh no shot the sample said this is the chomo molester offered a glass of chomo to his victim after the fact oh that's that's disgusting okay what if you went on Google and you wrote chomo chocolate milk what are we cooking yeah what are we cooking like that chomo chocolate milk a cute fun a cute nickname for chocolate milk 81 down votes 19 up votes down votes is tough yeah I think we should stop just learn what she means it's a made up Spanish word yeah oh good God yeah we should we should not be saying chomo anymore well but I I enjoyed the press I enjoyed the period in which we did we enjoyed that term I agree term politics is getting how long were you saying it luckily Matt a month Max oh okay yeah so it wasn't that bad you can't say anything anymore they found a a Mexican politician's head on his truck six days after he took office that's scary cool yeah look that up don't Tucker you don't need to look that up I I can do it I know you can do it I don't think you should yeah you don't have to you know like just because we can do something doesn't always mean we should yeah don't put it on mayor of chomo Mexico killed photos of severed heads circulate that's really scary have you guys seen the clip of Elon Musk talking about how no one tries to come no one tries to what he's like no one's trying to take out Kamala no one's trying because it wouldn't matter is that not insane that's why have you seen the the photo of him jumping I've seen too many I really feel like there are so many public really call for that facing people that we actually have we no longer have a good understanding of what they're like because so much of the things they say online aren't really them right like I'm so sure 90 of Elon's tweets are just like AI honestly he's probably going at this point because he gets on so much he's probably going into his grok fun mode and and like and it's like write me a funny tweet it's not going to get me bullied this time please grok and then grok please please please show me a photo of my hair is getting oh stop do you guys um do you guys go through phases where there are certain terms or words that you really like to overuse oh absolutely you got you got any right now I'll be I can tell you someone's okay so when you're I was telling you when the other day when we were jobbing dude uh-huh yes you you're trying to make that happen no it's a thing it's a thing Emma raise your hand it's a thing is it that's a thing right it's a thing job I mean I will say I think it was the first oh why isn't it coming up on urban dictionary oh jumping um uh-oh oh I thought oh no I thought we had uh no results whatsoever maybe because you spelled dictionary wrong Tucker I don't think so no no I'm trying everything here we go there it is this is pretty much exactly what I said look at read it this is like exactly what I said to you man I was chubbing so hard at that Steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe but like some may get on the ceiling the floor your shirt or the we were saying this because we were having some of the best Filipino food I've ever had it was awesome it was incredible yeah I want to go back to San Diego just for that and it was a great it's called Tita's Kitchenette I think Tita's kitchenette if you're in San Diego girl go get you some Tita's it's so good indigo yeah it was it was flat it was like good too it's like one of those you walk in and they're giving you seven servings floor is pretty dirty they got like weird looking designs and stuff and you know it's like oh they don't care about anything but the food here it's kind of cafeteria style yeah there are all these ladies who work there and they all somehow kind of feel related to you yeah or at least will treat you as such it's so and they'll just like they have they'll just let you order or way too much food which we did we ordered we had to all walk out of there with the bags because we were embarrassed to because we ordered far maybe two maybe two to three times the amount of food that we actually were capable of eating um and so ordering with our eyes not our belly exactly and uh so we walked out with all the bags so that we didn't throw it out in there because we didn't want to be judged had you actually truly jumped in there oh no no we were jumping uh excuse me she was going there was food on the ceiling on the floor walking out of there with a doggy bag if you are jumping in the joint okay jumping doesn't mean like you're fully finishing your food that's why it just means your mouth you can just the ferocity yeah there's just an insane amount of food if you're a job and why are you trying to get on my case tell me what job and me I'm just saying a good job based on that that dictionary entry you're not walking out there with the doggy bag it's about the fear that's a disgrace it's about doing it ferocious did you jump last night I no we we did not job in fact we got the two flights of Wagyu and we had one slice each and let me tell you the Iwate was on another level the Iwate what's that word I've been using recently oh same one electric oh the electric no no like it was electric it was electric but you said the wate the wate so was electric was electric so electric is the word you're using a lot yeah okay we were what is a wate we were at Boa Steakhouse uh isn't that place is it good yeah yeah it's good you've never been I feel like yeah it's good no or is it like oh it's good I feel like those are two different goods no it's good no I hate me yeah of course I eat okay we should go so it's like the again this week yeah how good it's great I feel like I feel like you've been there before I feel like we've been there at the same time but with a group was it a Misfits thing OTV thing I think it may have been or maybe like I think a Ludd and Hassan were also there I think it was like a I'd like two years ago is what i'm thinking i really don't recall the flight of japanese a5 wagyu at boa steakhouse is unmatched it's the best the best three bites i've had in my life and it continues to be even there it is yesterday you've got you've got three from from left to right you've got the kagashima and also it's kind of like how japan like it goes up the up japan as you do it it's like the kagashima which is the the southern cow as tucker would say uh and then the awate which for shot and i we usually think it's the weakest one but i we had a really good round with the awate this time okay and then the final one is the coveted snow beef from the hokkaido region of japan cold motherfuckers where they massage the cows and they give them they feed them very special feed the cows have a beautiful wonderful life they speak to them kindly yeah so that they grow up happy in order for them to grow up happy in order to be able to buy the meat from this specific ranch in hokkaido you have to like buy a license from them and like go through all these hoops and stuff to be able to have the privilege to be able to even buy it that's insane electric disney plus hulu will make your day every day bluey for the kids the all-new hulu original series furious for the second they're down good morning america for your morning espn college game day for your saturday and toy story five for a cozy family movie night on sunday make your day every day with disney plus 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trump i like that no no terrible no you're like what's the rating what's the rating on that minus two minus two dude i have 10 points on you right now yeah do better cringe i like that no no it's have you have you listened to us i'm gonna take a sip of water go ahead try again i like that i like that i think i lost a little bit since i haven't um you went a little too deep in comparison to your like happy voice oh i like that so what's the difference between liking something and using that to say you like something let me tell you okay oh i like that ketchup that's okay yeah okay someone's saying oh it's so sunny out the weather is beautiful let's go to the park you turn to them you go i like that i like that i like that i like that almost always with a nod i like that it does call for an hour give us one i like that like oh go ahead i like that i like that yes yes i like that okay getting there you're on i like that you need to up the confidence on it hit me i like that i like that like that more emphasis on the like the that is just at the end i like that that was the same way i said it no no yes it was no go ahead no you're tone deaf right now let's let's get tucker to say it i like that no definitely not you see like your cadence was better but you see even when you said it you said it seemed a bit confused when i think there needs to be some there is a little confusion in there have some conviction for once in your life man i like that i want to do it fast it doesn't feel natural no like like tucker think think about this way let me let me give you an image think about like you had some you had some drinks maybe you're feeling a little bit loose the games are flowing the time the the jokes are flowing i like that i like that there you go and it's typically like a response to someone maybe propositioning something you know okay so like let's go let's go drink some jomo i like that yeah i mean yeah you're at bo steakhouse you've just had the the kagashima the awate and the snow beef in the awate it's delicious someone goes dessert you go i like that okay you know that honestly i think something that makes it easier also is the head not at the same time can i get a lease on that cadence can i get a lease on that can i um what can i get an exchange um you can start saying jubbin you'd have to pay me for that ah damn it how about this electric electric's just a dictionary i'll show you electric look up this kimmy granger no no no we have a bit where you're saying something's good we'd be like oh that's favorite puppy you that's you have to do it no cute your band your puppy bring him out i think he's lost to the sands of time to be honest oh damn so why is he for six uh for 600 you want um peculiar well i because we had to have a man honestly no i could never sell my childhood you're right that's just it's up that's just to be up there just for decoration oh yeah oh yeah now we have another another one is um if i if you're thinking about like oh you're really looking forward to having something you'd be like oh i'm like if shlap you know he hadn't had some alcohol and like more than an hour he needs some fireball he'd be like or his benedictine he'd be like oh i'm goosing for some benedictine oh goosing i'm goosing i haven't heard goosing before i would usually say fiending do you guys say fiending fiending is is good yeah goosing is is an invented one by me because i just i think you know what it was i had been working on a video and i hadn't uh i hadn't slept i hadn't slept in like 20 maybe 32 hours and i hadn't slept in like two hours and i was going crazy i was like at that point in the tired where it's like suddenly you feel like you have energy i made this tick tock and i was like guys i just have the best idea if you say you really want something you can say that you're goosing for it so it's like oh man oh i'm really goosing for some tomato ketchup right now i'm goosing for that but can you explain why goosing because it sounds like it makes sense you know geese no goose goose you goosing for a jubbing goosing for a jubbing i like that on some chomo oh you don't want to jub on a chomo no but why i i think for me when it comes to a term like that yeah you can seven hours and i came up with an awesome new fucking thing it's a fun new phrase you can use and everyone's gonna like it whenever you want to say that you really want something you can say that you're goosing for it you could be like oh man i'm really goosing for some ocean spray cranberry cocktail or like ah man shit on my cock and balls and dick i've been goosing for some korean barbecue sauce oh man hand wipes nah i've been goosing for this craft i need to read the comments i need to read the comments right now read me those comments please uh let's see let's see i'm goosing for this phrase to take off this is really relatable ted that's kind of my thing i'm sort of so relatable i put real hashtag relatable in every single one of my tiktoks so people just keep saying i'm relatable no favorite puppy is better favorite puppy so cute yeah but these guys these are getting on urban dictionary which means they technically count right and did you put them there though look up i like that the thing is it's not it'll be on there by the time that this episode oh you think well once this episode's out i mean they're gonna go like that is there's so much about the delivery oh yeah that's what makes it good it's not just i like that there should be some way it's not no npc i like that in expression used by drunk dummies to let others know when she likes something shiny are you i like that is also cute maybe just that that's more like i like that no i like oh i likes that yeah that was that one i likes that that's pretty cute too yeah i like that yeah i specifically like instead of being like yes let's do xyz thing ladybird what do you think it is i like that Did you say the ears per going up ears are going up we're valid that's approved by the animal kingdom Geez so this is great. No, we've got a new one for the we've got a new one for the the books. I like that You guys talk about relationships on your podcasts you talk about your personal lives you do No, would you like to we I mean, I'm so curious to hear from you guys I yeah, I mean we could I mean well, I mean Podcasts ending. That's another one. Yes, so we could talk about that's T T never before heard Definitely until now you guys are ending the podcast you're breaking up. You're having a fight right now Yeah, and you'll never speak But we'll never speak after this discussion by saying that there is no bad blood. Oh, not at all, but no good blood What's a good blood at the end of a if you're seeing it something's wrong? Me and Ted taught each other. I taught Ted a jerk off actually Come on Well, we were at a sleepover And he woke up and I was I was jerking off. Okay Yeah, why we were over cuz I was I don't like that week I think it's bad I can't commit to this Sometimes you just wake up and you need to jerk your dick. Okay. Well, I'll have you know don't got one didn't know Didn't know didn't know That's why I'm telling you so Ted woke up he saw me jerking my dick and He's like, what are you doing? Oh, he does that. What do you do? What is that there? You I pulled up an old 1800s lantern I said who goes there Sir, what is that wanking sound and then I Know that's a bad part of the bit because if he's teaching you how to wank you can't know what a wanking sound you're right Yeah, what is that? And then I said Ted no chomo just try this and Then I showed him how to do it Because at the time I was 5 and schlatt was 19. Oh Chomo, but he said no chomo. So it was okay. No You guys are kooky beans, but now I understand the podcast. Yeah, it's just Outrageous bits Actually, you guys are just doing improv kind of LARPing Don't call us LARPers pokie man, please. I like that. I I like that. I'm obsessed with that. I'm gonna be I feel like you live a lot of your life in bits. Mm-hmm When are you not just thinking of the next bit second the camera shuts off? Are you sure you're gonna see it? You're gonna see it He's gonna like it's gonna be like this I think he's gonna go actually something That the audience did It was so good to have you on pokie man. I'm so happy that you're here. Thanks for coming on I'm gonna go to sleep now Iman is gonna go horizontal on this for the next for the hour before we record the next podcast Whoa, boy, actually something the audience didn't see is right before the cameras turned off He actually did like a Windows power on sound and then the bits started coming out. Yeah, specifically the Vista sound It's flat shut down You shut down flat Can you press him on the arm? I I That is a banger sound I like that that was good I like that a lot So wait, so why are you guys shutting down this? It's his fault. I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, why? Talk your shit King. I have no shit to talk. As I said, I taught Ted to jerk off. There's no bad blood I just don't want to do it anymore so if you want just to just to Settle the jerking off thing if you want to know how it ended off you can first working same time Tucker play it And I was kind of why it was kind of like this scene here Where you just see boom boom boom boom boom? This is us, and then here's mine guys. This is fucked up, and then slash is mine. So here's mine Here I go like Mario Here we go. Is this one? I never came on the podcast before huh is this why I didn't um When he started this is why when he said started the journey thing. I was like not on the pokey And he was like on the phone What she's not above us. Oh, I did not say I'm above you guys This is funny, I'm also just I don't you know What's the what's the most out there bit that you think you've ever done um? Definitely when I was like 18 first year University, and I would get these Japan crates which are candies from Japan in this box now to unbox it and whatever And I think one of the things was like a candy that you would dip in powder And then I brought out a credit card, and I like lined up the powder and I was like okay Okay, that that's par for the course for us remember when we snorted But now I'm like 10 years older you maybe not the vibe. We did this like two years ago I mean sometimes I'm gonna still make a little joke, but that was very boy There was boy. No, but I will say comparing it to the Disney thing It's pretty witty shit. I'm proud of you Thank you. So there's a bug. Oh, does that scare you? No, it's your story to handle it. Hold on. Um, I think there's Let me just Oh There's a fan directly in front of me I'm so sorry Wait that smells fantastic Fresh outdoor scent Wow, there was a cockroach in here earlier, and I got it and then I entombed it under a water bottle. It's right there What? He's right there Oh yeah no he's still there Can we pick him up? Sure Um I'm gonna use this Oh, he's so little. Yeah Yeah, I raided him. He's dead. No. Yeah, he's dead. He's dead big time. He's out of here. I wish him a good life So have you tried a good cocaine? No, it honestly, um, the selling points of cocaine don't sound that great there. I mean if I were to have tried it Mm-hmm. You probably wouldn't recommend it, right? I wouldn't because Being someone with ADHD. It's like why do I? I've heard you say this before we may have spoken about the the hypothetical situation if I had tried cocaine before where You know hypothetically I would imagine that it would give you some post it's chemically post nasal drip and hypothetically It would be the effects of ADHD medicine, but for like 15 minutes I've heard you say this exact thing minus the post nasal drip. Yeah guys this dog is shivering Yeah, I'm calling PETA. It's well cuz it runs on a gas engine It's a four-stroke in there. Yeah Not very efficient. I'm tired of hearing you talk about stroking It's like it's like a weed whacker, it's like a two-cycle engine This dog is so cute, but like shivering to death. You like that? Yeah, you like that. I like that I feel like I could do coke and probably benefit from it. Yeah, tell me what you think about heroin. Oh on the Pokimane episode? Well heroin is different than cumming How it feels like cumming I bet you bet I don't know. I'm just saying Heroin has been described to me by several people as the most amazing feeling in the world But would you say that I don't know I all I really don't want to find out Don't you guys think life is hard enough? Yeah Yeah, it's so hard being a youtuber We own a podcast It's not the hardest three definitely have it pretty rough we're we're We are here odd strongest warriors We're some brave soldiers. Oh, yeah But I was saying the other day that he thinks that he could try cocaine or heroin try heroin once and like not get addicted to It do you know the amount of people I hear talk like that? It's so odd. Yeah, what I was telling him was I was like They're like definitely not me like it's not it. Yeah addicted to heroin. You know, it's not like a Some things are chemically addictive not like mentally addictive But it's like you do it once your body needs that forever. No, it doesn't yes. Well, there's just a high likelihood Yes, you think that you can poison your your Emersonian veins with heroin, maybe I'll do it in the club Guys is this dog dying? No No I don't know if they both they both kind of Have a little well, actually, you know what this one got someone dropped on its foot It's like malfunctioning in this studio. So whenever it's in this studio it's nervous it's nervous maybe i got you this one's chilling chilling big time this one yeah this one doesn't care that one's chilling big chino loves me but yeah uh for chocolate yeah no chocolate's uh coming to a close why um listen and if you don't have a good reason beyond i don't feel like doing it anymore because my life is so hard and i want to go try heroin he wants to retire ted won't jack off with me anymore like just make some shit up come on excite the people so we have to keep doing it no no like make up a good reason oh make up a good reason well i just feel like we've really we've done the thing i feel very satisfied with the episodes we've had honestly i do i'm tired of making up bits i got no more creative juice like what is the reason um i mean do you guys know that thing that we're excited about what was the reason do you know that meme i don't think so ah girl humor wait maybe is it a tiktok based one like a sound i mean it's on tiktok for sure oh well to answer your question though um i would say one of the things that i'm at least excited about is that we're having we got this final chocolate week we got some great guests we got hell yeah um and i'm far from the most we've been doing this podcast for almost four years it's just i'm just getting on four years that's enough and like that's amazing i think it would be cool to you know to finish the project like i don't think in the whole time that we've been doing this have we ever done a project and had it finished properly no and i think the worst way for projects to end is some kind of like death knell where they just kind of fizzle out and you still try and cling to the hype that it once had oh i know what you mean this would be a really a really cool way to like close the book on something and with a bang and have it live yeah on its own just kindly in the minds of those who watched it and it's not like we're deleting everything we're not dishonesting no very very well put well said i think we kind of need to normalize just stopping certain types of content sometimes it's okay and on a high note yeah exactly if you feel satisfied with what you've done yeah i think that the chuckle sandwich name is has in many ways i mean when it's a mixture of you know like we've done been doing it for almost a full like we did a full tour we we were we were freshmen then we were sophomores then we were juniors and then we were seniors we're in our senior year we're on senior slide right now we're coasting we're in the honestly right now we're we're this is the final is there a term for it senior slide no no no there's another one senior senior writers senior right yeah i remember but that's like yeah the first episode slash monkey lamb debuted on january 30th of 2021. almost wow uh where it then went on to become the podcast we know and love today if we do it for another year that might change yeah understandable let's just end it on a high note if you're happy with it and you're both happy to end it now that's a beautiful people in our room you guys should really celebrate really oh yeah they're being bratty yeah they get bratty they say more uh they they um i mean people all over reddit well at first they were like god blessing fan art and stuff and now every episode they're like yeah i don't really like tucker's tone in the last episode i feel like he was uh the one i loved was i don't think their jokes have been funny recently yeah there was yeah there was one that was just like yeah i just didn't like it this time why are you watching why'd you come to complain about what are we just gonna be like all right we're gonna turn up the joke funny level brother you know as shitty as it is to read comments like that i also think sometimes those are the people that love you the most okay that's fair man that's been looking really overweight recently that's one of the comments oh yeah oh they got really concerned they were like they were like i think you look just fine i'm worried that he's i'm not flat oh i think you look just fine well i've been cutting down recently but whenever the cameras are on i still have to drink this why because he has to it's in his contract really yeah you guys have contracts yeah it's not just like a handshake deal no no it's he's locked in there we do have tech we definitely do have an ad contract that's one cut we don't have a that would be funny are the ads on podcasts sorry are the ads on podcasts good yeah they're pretty good they keep the lights on i would say you guys got a great studio a great team i like it yeah we got we got over there he's beautiful he's natural we got emma the editor we got a beautiful producer our cherub yes yeah i hear his tone isn't always you know apparently well yeah i know sometimes he gets a little bit bratty as well and we have to like we gotta smack him around keep him in line also this is an hour plus long content oh sometimes the tone's not gonna be perfect oh are you gonna tickle me again tickle or give him a spanking can you do that to never mind tickle or the spank don't come behind me not the audible gulp would you actually want a spanking sorry about that i think schlatt wants a spanking you want a spanking not from you oh okay all right we weren't gonna talk about that he no no no gun gun gun oh dude it is fizzles out they changed water bottles man oh it doesn't do it anymore no guys please not around the dog i'm sorry that's right yeah that dog probably i hope it didn't piss itself on you it calmed down a little when you did that oh okay so it needs chaos to survive no no no when you pet not not during it was freaking out during the chaos um but it was so in response to what we were talking about so all that aside all that aside like where in where do you see yourself like i don't know five years ten years i just started a podcast so maybe in five years we'll also stop it in five years four or five years whatever okay we'll just yeah that's just by that's just you too right or do you know actually yes so i did a solo podcast on spotify and then i am now doing a podcast on youtube with lily it's called the sweet and sour podcast oh guess which one i am uh and that's good i like that lock it in lock it in lock it in i'm definitely and because i'd be doing both um so that solo one is that not happening anymore no i did that for a season and honestly at some point it's just like i ain't got more to say start feeling a little crazy i've told all my stories i've said all my things yeah we're four episodes in wow look at that what do you guys talk about crazy dating stories we talk about so many different things i like the i like the art um we do this thing where we go from topic a to b c d e didn't finish a and then well yeah you know how it goes wait so you see so for example last episode at some point we spoke for maybe a minute and a half about religion and then we started talking about boobs and after boobs maybe we would talk about something we did in high school and we just don't fully finish some of the topics yeah and maybe we go back to them maybe we don't yeah no i i can understand very adhd train of thought oh surely like after after all these years a lot of what we do like a lot of time we used to often do episodes where we would kind of just talk about what's happening in our lives and just kind of go off the cuff and riff but nowadays nothing happens well things happen but it's i don't know these days it's more like we'll choose a topic beforehand like a game that we play like a would you rather or like uh or i don't know a tier list or something and we'll do that and that makes for doing it every week it makes it a bit easier yeah it makes it takes a little bit of the pressure off especially if you're trying to do other work on the yeah on the side and stuff like that um but i mean how was i was doing that solo one that that i remember when you released that i was like man i don't know if i could do a solo one well to be sure i also stream for like hours a day right it's like you're experienced yeah i'm i am an experienced yapper so it's less so about the talking to myself that i can do just fine oh my gosh you're doing better that i can do just fine it's more so coming up with a worthwhile topic every week and then planning out an entire episode it almost feels like you're doing an hour-long monologue if i just get on the mic and yap about anything watch out oh my god what was that you guys are so good at this you guys are so good at this you guys are so good at this you guys really do have a lot of bugs here there's a roach one really the dog is not vibing with the rain oh yeah so i could yap for an hour about anything whatever but i i tried to do more structured episodes and for an hour plus it was like doing a video essay it was very difficult yeah i can imagine because you don't really have like another anyone to bounce ideas off it's like twice as much talking yeah versus with lily we can just have like a list of videos and stuff like that yeah it's like twice as much talk yeah versus with lily we can just have like a list of videos and stuff like that yeah versus with lily we can just have like a list of videos and stuff like that yeah i can imagine because you don't really have like another anyone to bounce ideas off of yeah it's like twice as much talking yeah versus with lily we can just have like a list of videos and stuff like that yeah i can imagine because you don't really have like another anyone to bounce ideas off of yeah it's like twice as much talking yeah it's like twice as much talking yeah versus with lily we can just have like a list of topics yeah and bounce off of each other infinitely to be honest yeah i imagine that's a lot easier now yeah and she's a great conversationalist is that in person too the podcast yeah yeah yeah not remote currently we have a cute little set oh it's kind of yeah okay is that a togo no that's a togo chair yeah i have i have you have a togo yeah you got two togos we got two togos hold on zoom out what's that coffee table he doesn't have control over the what's that coffee table dude the lighting is that a no gucci is that a no gucci i couldn't tell you no gucci from that's a gucci from design within reach look that up tucker oh yes gucci i love those that's a dollar coffee table no no i think we got not the oh you got the dupe yeah but don't tell anyone do you want me to bleep it out the amount that he that he says sure sure you "who's that dog?" that's they're both lily's dogs oh they're cute they're so cute the hell we were actually talking about your your pets the other day oh yeah on a podcast we were talking about how you have um one of your cats is like the is like that girl cat from the aristocrat yeah oh accurate yeah accurate there's like a very rich cat like very regal yeah she bougie beautiful beautiful cat i remember when i i i think the last time i ever saw this cat was when i when i came to do that have you tried the meatloaf for the for the million subscriber video yeah and i saw that cat i was like that is like it looks like not a real cat which one beau or mimi uh the the one that's the pokemon's gorgeous cat mimi i guess oh oh the white one yeah that doesn't look like a real cat that looks like it was made in a lab like i know what you mean sometimes i look at her and i'm like how does it feel to be genetically blessed? yeah and she just stares back with no thoughts in her mind what's her personality aside from feed me human she is um do you guys know the term tsundere i don't know what you just said oh you don't watch anime tsundere no yeah no oh so you have anime thighs and you don't watch anime no i don't watch you i mean i watch anime listen i am i don't watch like slice of life anime though this sounds like a slice of life maybe it's uh it's kind of a term oh okay there's a t for a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality who gradually reveals a warmer friendlier side over time so someone who's a little maybe like cautious like if you come at her she'll be like stop but if you warm up to her oh she's so loving oh okay she's so needy she just wants love but she wants it from someone that she considers safe and trustworthy you know yeah you have to approach her the right way some cats some cats you can approach however with her you need to be you need to let her smell you and they need to be like do you want to be pet and if she vibes with it then you go if she's not vibing yeah and if she's not vibing do not go because she will i saw a tweet recently that was like about a woman who was saying that she doesn't trust men who don't like cats because cats are like a pretty solid indication of how good a man is with consent because i've seen that too because you have to like and in a lot of ways i kind of get it i i think i agree too tucker you like cats uh i'm neutral oh that that was a no piece of he said i don't like cats and i don't like consent i don't don't like that put it there i feel like i'm the biggest weeaboo in the world that doesn't give a single about anime have you watched any nope bakugan in second grade battle brawling you haven't watched any no no interest you i have yeah which which ones yeah um i've seen for some reason the first thing i thought was the maraca magica like the magical girl show that's lily's favorite i think that one's crazy that one like that one was like i was like holy this sounds like a horrible existence i want to die um i don't know i've seen one piece i've seen uh you've seen one piece like almost like all of them that's crazy you can't say that like i'm like i don't know right now i want to mark there are thousands of those man yeah i know i've been working on it for like three years thinking about all the one piece episodes makes me dizzy yeah it is a feat to watch them all like you should put that on your resume genuinely i'll like go into it and do it for a little while but like there are so many like arcs where it's just like a whole episode of them just running that like they really when they finish it they really need to like release a super cut of it where it's cut down oh i could i would watch that yeah they could they could get that whole series done like the anime version and like half the time with the amount of time that there's just scenes of people just running and it's like it's i feel like so much they must be making a lot of ad sense though you know what i mean i in a manner of speaking it was yes i know i know exactly um i don't know what other shows i mean do you guys watch a lot of assassination class or maybe you're saying i don't know you don't watch tv no not really i watch youtube i got good mythical morning on my screen i got smosh on my screen and i got idiots and cars car crash compilations that sounds like a good representation of your personality and yeah once every two months for 15 days straight i'm up at three o'clock in the morning watching professional sumo why that's my favorite sport is that like when they have the tournament yeah yeah oh yeah that's right yeah i've started staying up and watching the actual live streams oh yeah i want to try sumo wrestling real i've done it before really yeah how was it uh exhausting it was really really exhausting it seems like it's easier than it is that belt it's like it seems like it's like oh just pushing no no oh my god this technique and stuff i've done it with like the inflatable thing nothing like it i mean like it you you don't know real sumo until you've had that mowashi i definitely don't know that moment where i'm going against uh yeah pull that out nice um don't drink that water anymore it's only a little bit you might as well before we get away from the topic what is your favorite anime um i don't know if i have a favorite anymore because a lot of my favorites i watched so long ago you gave me less than a bunch yeah i mean if you name a bunch i've probably watched a bunch i watch all the recent ones like jujutsu kaisen okay chainsaw man nice demon slayer nice man you know it's crazy a lot of people don't like demon slayer but i feel like i like demon slayer season one yes yep some of the future seasons why are the titties doing all that yeah too much what are they doing too much okay here i go whoa there's me going against it why are the butt cheeks out it's all tradition it's all tradition yeah but where does the tradition come from years ago probably oh did it feel like a warm hug a little bit uh no it smelled like a big sweaty man yeah that was unmovable yeah i moved him a little bit this guy on the on the right there that was like he was like he started really talking me up he was like you know if we get you in here and we get just training you could be like one of the next great american sumo wrestlers wait that's so cute yeah no i was pretty hyped up and i was like but i don't know if i want to no you don't want to do that to your body yeah but it was uh it was it was it was tough it was tough but it was the hardest challenge of my life according to my title that i put up there good title um i love this would you drink that oh ten dollars you're rich 20. five let me look at the let me look at this it's it's only flying insects this isn't like the hornet spray flying insect and it smells fresh outdoors wait a second you're a criminal what do you mean it is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling am i a bug there were bugs everywhere okay there were am i a flying insect there were bugs you act like one sometimes there's there's one right now oh no no i can't believe the thing is the fan just makes it go not at all where you want it to go but guys we're eating by the end of the day like halfway through what if i took a bathroom break yeah okay yeah we can we can take a quick break yippee *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* oh you did say that earlier didn't you i've been saying kooky beans i like that he is a little kooky beans yes he is like if if sometimes he'll get a little maniacal laugh thing okay not now he's not doing it this is the same guy who made up a whole fake scenario where he taught you how to jack off that's crazy fake fake no man i said a whole make scenario where he taught you you're incredible that was good thank you alternatively take because you were taking a long taking virginity zero as a opposed to virginity one everybody knows when you learn to jack up the first time that's your first virginity i've never heard of that i'm making it up right now dude what it's not it's not like a like a it's not like a face hugger or something that's how shly would have reacted if he was an alien very cute so you've got so you've got your your your podcast how long do you think you would keep because for example like someone like ludwig he's like he's been very clear about the fact that like you know he's only gonna do this for like until a certain age like he's like only got like three or two or three years notice ludwig keeps saying that and then he keeps extending the age yeah because he's addicted he's an addict he's gonna keep extending the age yeah because he's addicted he's an addict he's gonna keep extending the age he's gonna keep extending the age yeah because he's addicted he's an addict he's gonna keep extending the age yeah because he's addicted he's gonna keep extending the age so for me it's like there's no use in me predicting what i'll be doing from three to in three to five years sure i have some general goals yeah you know i would like to in the next five years take some sort of step in the direction of perhaps being married or having a family you know i think that's probably one of the only three to five year goals that i have aside from that i'm like work it depends what ends up interesting me or piquing my passion me or piquing my passion me or piquing my passion i'll explore stuff maybe i'll get bored of i'll explore stuff maybe i'll get bored of i'll explore stuff maybe i'll get bored of some things we're so lucky to be able to some things we're so lucky to be able to some things we're so lucky to be able to kind of just like creatively pursue kind of just like creatively pursue kind of just like creatively pursue whatever we want oh yeah no i've been whatever we want oh yeah no i've been whatever we want oh yeah no i've been doing that lately i've just been like doing that lately i've just been like doing that lately i've just been like going and trying little things and going and trying little things and going and trying little things and you've been stopping this yeah you've been stopping this yeah you've been stopping this yeah yeah it's funny you say that as the He's like implying something but I don't know what he's implying. He's implying he doesn't like this. Yeah. Yeah. He likes this. This episode's great. This has been good. Wait he meant that. He did. Sometimes you know it's very hard to tell whether you hate a person. Oh I don't think that he really hates many people at all. Can you name one and we can believe it. Andrew Cuomo. I knew it was. He was the former governor of New York who killed my grandmother. That's why I reacted to the Chomo. Because I thought he killed your grandma. Yeah. And his policies resulted directly in her death and the deaths of tens of thousands of other seniors in nursing homes. What did he do. He when the hospitals were getting overflowed he sent people with you. You don't need to tell this to every single person that comes on the podcast. Well clearly she asked. She roped you into this man. Is he a Chomo. Is Cuomo a Chomo. No his brother is. Is he. Oh. So this is the non Chomo Cuomo. Just a Mo. Oh yeah. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Allegedly just a Mo. The newscaster. Yeah. Ew. Something Cuomo. Rivers. Right. I don't like that. Sorry about your grandma. Cuomo. Look up Cuomo. Yeah me too. Molester. Anyone else you hate. Not as much as that man. Yeah Chris Cuomo. This guy CNN. Fired him because he was a sexual harassment. Yeah. He's a sexual harassment guy. Yeah. I don't think there's a person. I don't like how his face looks AI generated. Yeah definitely. Yeah. It looks like he's saying like Ch. Chomo. Ch. Chomo. Chomo. Give me the Chomo. Give me that Chomo. I'm Chris Cuomo. Give me the Chomo. They kill them in prison. They're like fair game. Really. Yeah. Chomo. Is like. Damn. Is like. I mean. Scum of the earth. Even to prisoners. They're like you deserve to die. Yeah. And they often kill them. Just flat out. Yeah. And the guards don't even care. Because they know that that's a Chomo. Chomo pass. Chomo pass. You been in jail? No. How do you know? I mean there's several TikTokers I follow that tell stories about when they were in prison. Yeah there's a lot. Yeah. I love believing everything I hear on TikTok too. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard those things too. Yeah. Yeah. Should we go to jail just to see? We could. We could. We could do. You know what they should do? That's a good stream show. Just thought of it right now. Jail? No. You know that thing where. The thing where it's like scared shitless or whatever. They take. Scared straight. Like juvenile. They're scared straight and they take like kids that are like in juvie or like are gonna. Ah yes and they bring them to jail. So they can be like this is how you could end up. Do that but bring streamers in. I would do that. And have some guy screaming in his face. I would actually go to jail for a day only please. Yeah beyond scared. Oh beyond scared straight. Jeez. Yeah no. That's a sequel series. Yeah bring streamers into the prison. Dude there used to be some crazy TV. You know we used to have beyond scared straight where we just put people in jail for a day just to spook them. Yeah. And now we have like I don't know Milf Manor. Yeah Milf Manor. Come on. You ended that. Yeah we watched it. Is that a real. Real thing. Yeah. You haven't. How have I heard of Milf Manor and you haven't heard of Milf Manor. I don't watch television. That concerns me deeply. I don't watch. About myself. I don't watch the television. So what is it. I don't even think it was on TV. What is it about Milfs that interests you so much Pokemon. Who said I was interested in Milfs. You said you loved Milf Manor. That's a crazy jump. I did not even say I loved it. Wow. Putting words in my mouth just like all these kooky beans articles. No Milf Manor is just. It's a. Do you guys know the concept. Clearly you don't. No. So let us surprise you. I imagine it's sort of like a manor filled with moms that I'd like to fuck. Oh so you would like to. Well no that's part of the name Pokimane. Isn't it like Jersey Shore but with Milfs. All right well let me tell you. Okay. It's a dating show slash concept. Okay. Where there are a bunch of quote unquote Milfs. Okay. And you have these young men coming in to date and pursue the Milfs. Wow. So let's say. Six Milfs. Six young men. Okay. They're like ooh what's gonna happen. This is such an interesting age gap dynamic. Boom. Plot twist. All the young men are the Milfs sons. What. Huh. Yes. So they're all pursuing the other Milfs but it's also like the Milf and her son are all in this house. Right. That's fucked up. Is this not crazy. That's really fucked up. Television. Season two is different. So it was meant to be a surprise. It's a surprise. We're just like. Your mom's also here. My son what are you doing here. Yes. Boy of mine. That reminds me of this tweet I saw years ago that was like they should make a show where they get 10 straight guys in a house and they're all pretending to be gay. And the goal of the show is for them collectively to find the straight one. So they're all trying to you know they all think that they're the odd man out. And so the entire time they're just being as gay as they can to not get caught. All 10 of them. How far will they go. Dude. That sounds like a crazy Jubilee video. Yeah. Yeah. That that that's wild. Or they cut. I don't even know which one. That'd be really good. Whoa. I'd like that a lot. You would? Whoa. He would. He likes that. Whoa. I like that. I'd be watching. That's pretty good. I'll watch that. Wait that was your best. I like that. Yes. That was pretty impressive. See cause it came from the heart. I like that. It came from the heart. You really like that. Damn. No he does. He does. Yeah. Fuck Mills. He does. Any other TV shows you guys like? Oh another one of my favorite animes. Parasite. Kind of old. Really good. I've heard of that. Also one of my favorite movies. Parasite. Is that like a 2000s one or something? It's like 2014 or something. That one. But also the movie Parasite's really good. Parasite. Yeah. Good. Good content. I'm a TV binger. And if you guys like food there's this incredible show on Netflix right now called Culinary Wars. It's the closest reality TV show. I've like it's the closest to anime reality TV has ever been. Oh. Okay. Culinary Class Wars. It is incredible. Culinary Class Wars. Yeah. So damn good. Wow. Nice. I've been binging it. I was even watching it on the way here today. Is it true that you can't get like if I were to visit Korea I wouldn't be able to get a taxi? Why? I was being told by Peter. That's untrue. That I would not have a I wouldn't get picked up by a taxi. They're not that racist. Wait do you mean like a random taxi? Yeah. Cause I think you can get an Uber. Well he was saying that like uh like it'd be like someone like Sidney would try to get an Uber. And then they wouldn't they would like cancel on her and not pick her up. And then like like Peter would try and then it would it would be super easy. Do you mean on the app or physically? Maybe the app. Maybe the I don't know. I'm honestly I can't. Taxi. I frequently see someone not picking up foreigners. That's what he was telling me. And you've been to Korea before so. I've gone very recently. Really? Like within the last half a year. I've man I want to I want to check out Korea. I didn't get canceled on once. Damn. Maybe they just maybe they're just like ah. Saranghae. What's better Korea or Japan? I'm going to Japan next month so I'll let you know in a month. I haven't been since pre-COVID. Wait what? Are you guys? Are we all going to go there? He'll be in Africa, but I'll be there. I'm going to be in Africa. I'm going to Kenya. So you'll be there? I'll be there. When? The 28th of October to the 15th of November. We'll be there! Yes! Let's do something! Ooh, yeah! Wait, are you trying to go to Japan? No, it's just so funny because I read this. I read this trip of these folks like a year ago. We're going to Kenya, and we're going to go to like safaris and stuff, and it's going to be great. But now every single person that has talked to Schlatt since we've been on this thing is also going to Japan. Who's also going? Everyone's going to Japan! Who is also? I forget. Someone else is going to Japan. Well, Charlie's going to Japan with you. Charlie, yes. Slimecicle. Cool. Tommy in it. Is he going to Japan? Tommy in it. Let's go. Yeah? Ooh, he's getting jelly. I am. I'm so jealous, but we're also going to have a blast on this. No, it's fine, Ted. So my emotions are. What? Just go. I know you want to. That tone is unhappy. No, I can go to Japan another time. These motherfuckers are going to Japan every week. Yeah, I've been four times in like not even two years. I love it. It's perfect. I can't wait. Have you never been? I went pre-COVID, so like five years ago. Very long time ago. Guys, can we all just go again in the spring, please? Can we all go what? Can we be there again in the spring, please? Oh, sure. We might be there, yeah. Okay. Why not? That makes me feel better. Relief. Don't worry. That makes me feel so much better. Why not go back to Japan? I don't know. I don't know. I just. No, this is the only time when you're missing out. It's so good, man. I feel so zen. Yeah? I'm zen mode in Japan. Oh. Oh. Oh. There it is. How's that raid? That's what the. Literally, I think I'd rather have a raid. Wait, what do you think objectively would be better? It's good. You'll like it. Oh, this tastes like those candies. Yeah. Or it smells like it. I'm sure it doesn't taste like it. No, it tastes like it, too. What are they called? The little cinnamon red candies? Hot tamales. Hot tamales. I swear they had another word. Red hot. Red. Red. Big red. The gum. Tastes exactly like that. Yes. Like cinnamon gum red hots? Except this is alcoholic. Yeah. Come on. Give it a try. Atomic fireball? I'm telling you. Might be atomic fireballs. You don't have to. Me and alcohol, we don't get along. Really? So do you drink that often? Or are you. No. You're going to be the odd man out in Japan. Really? Oh, yeah. Well, there's so much good food. I'll be drunk. You'll be drunk off the food. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. No worries. There's a word for them. He's been learning Japanese in preparation for his trip. Say something. Teach me something. Nihon ni itte gatteru desu ka? I want to go to Japan. Nihon ni itte. Can you say that again? Ikite gatteru desu da. Yeah, that's a little bit long. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of shortening from no, which is a particle for. Ikite gatte. See, he's actually fucking learning this shit. Ikite gatteru desu ka? Desu ga. Desu ga. Yeah, he's like, because everyone, the three of them are all staying at my apartment right now, and at the end of the day, he'll be sitting there on his phone and he'll go. Duolingo. Nare-ru. No, no, no, it's not Duolingo. That's so cute. I use Pimsleur, which is an audio course, because I care more about speaking than I do about learning the kanji and stuff. You just want to be able to conversate a little bit. Yeah, I want to talk to drunk people at the bar. That's basically it, you know? I'm doing the same with a more common form of Arabic, which is called Levantaise. Yeah, I have a lesson tomorrow, every Wednesday, 9 a.m., where I conversate with someone. That's cool. That's pretty nice. Because you're from Morocco, right? It's like a Lebanese thing. Yeah, so I know the Moroccan dialect, but in Arabic, there's like. Oh, like you're fully fluent? Mm-hmm. That's sick. I can't read or write Arabic, but I am fluent in the Moroccan language. Say a sentence of that. I want to hear it. I said, what do you want me to say? Say, like, man, it's so fun being on Chuckle Sandwich, the greatest podcast in the world. Besides. Wait, so there's no word for chuckle or sandwich? Well, it's a proper name, so you wouldn't. Yeah. Honestly, a lot of stuff, like television. Television. Yeah. It's so many things. So it's like French. Anime. Anime. French-Arabic dialect? Yeah. Well, okay, so Morocco used to be a French colony. Right. So the country and the dialect has a lot of French influence. But that's also why sometimes if you speak to other people in Arabic, in our dialect, some of the words are kind of weird or confusing. Right. So I'm trying to learn a more common dialect, which is like the Lebanese, Levantese one. And that's the one that you see online the most. Right. And it sounds so. So nice. People who speak in Lebanese, especially pretty ladies, it sounds gorgeous. You'd probably like it more than French. Lebanese? Yeah. Because you said French sounds kind of yuck to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like Levantese or like Lebanese sounds so weird. Do you speak French as well? That I speak fluently. It's actually my first language. Your first language is French? So earlier when I said I'm ESL as a motherfucker, like I meant it. Wait, so you're like a polyglot. What's a polyglot? She's like. What did you just call me? Gentleman NYC. Look at polyglot. Polyglot. Every time she says something, it shocks. She's a foreigner and it shocks the natives. And then it plays that sound. What's the. A person. I can't read that. Knowing or using several languages. You know three languages. Gracias. Do you know Spanish too? Un poquito. Un poquito. Si, señor. ¿Cómo estás? Me gusta el bueno. Dude, stop. Don't do that to the dog. Espero. Wait. You're acting like I'm fucking butchering him. Yeah, you are. You're cutting him up into little pieces. No, I'm not. He does look like a little hot dog. I don't know. I think they're like, that one's like a wiener mix with a Chihuahua, I think. Something like that. Isn't Shivering Wes the other one? Yeah, yeah. No, they're both chill right now. I was really worried about the other one before. That's the same thing when I'm learning Japanese. It's like, oh, I don't know the word for this. But if I say it. With a slight accent, they'll get it. If I say it like a racist person would try and say the word to get them to understand. How can I get what you mean? What do you think? How do you think you say credit card? Credit card. Credito Cardo. That's literally how you say it. There's so many words like that. No, it's the same in Arabic. Very, very much so. Like, in my class. I'll be asking, okay, how do you say computer? How do you say anime? How do you say movie? And it's all just the word with a slight accent. Literally. Would that be it? I don't know. Taxi. Television is TV. I like that. Sounds like they're saying my name. Maybe it's TV. I don't know. When I was a kid, I used to go by Teddy. That's so cute. Thank you. Your full name is? Theodore. My full name is Theodore Kennedy. Why does that feel so shocking? Is Ted typically the nickname for Theodore? There's a lot of options. You can go by Teddy. You can go by Theo. Yeah, but are some people just called Ted? My dad's name goes by Ted because I'm a junior. Is he a Theodore? He's a Theodore. I'm a junior. Okay, so has anyone just named Ted no Theodore? Sometimes they're Edwards, but I don't think those actually count as Ted's. Then they shouldn't be calling themselves Ted. Why wouldn't Edward become a Ted? He'd be an Ed. That's different. Your guess is as good as mine. They don't allow to do that. I don't think. That's completely different. But yeah, no. Theodore, they just go by full Theodore or like Teddy or Theo or Ted. I always wished my name could become a nickname, but like Emon? E? E. Man. Man. Man. Just man. Man. Man. Just no. Yeah. What? He's got the strongest politician name of all time. My full name is Theodore Kennedy Nivison Jr. Ted Kennedy. Theodore Kennedy. Ted Kennedy. What's your last name? That's such a strong name. And he never uses it on anything. Nivison? That's actually your last name? Yeah. Nivison. I didn't know Ted Nivison was like your real name. Yeah. It's not a play on the word television. Damn it. What? That kind of freaks me out. A lot of people think that. No. It's just. It's kind of like House of Cards. It's kind of like how some people have like porn star names. You have like a politician name, but it's your real name. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Kimmy Granger. I've always just. I used my. No. Don't. No. No. What? Nothing. Don't worry about it. He was going to be inappropriate again. Oh. This video is electric. No. No. Electric? No. No. I'm glad you're happy with him. That's why I started using the word because. Are you happy? No. Oh, I thought he was saying literally this video. No. This podcast is electric, but he's. I mean like it's fun, but he said electric. Okay. The acting guy is like on another level. And now he's just going to show me something like Pokemon. No. No. Do not show Pokemon porn, please. No. What is it though? It's called Kimmy Granger Likes It Rough. And why would I like that? What are we talking about? Come on. No. It's because I was. What? We were talking about things that were electric. And that's what you think of? Yeah. The acting in that one. I think of like Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. And here lies the reason why this podcast is ending. Oh. He was right there. I almost had him. Oh, the butt. like I thought he was just angry. - So what I was saying was, before I changed it to Ted Nibbison, - That's a crazy sound. - I used to go by Jibberdah. - Jib. - J-E-H-B-E-R-D-E-H. - J-E-H-B-E-R-D-E-H. - J-E-H-B-E-R-D-E-H. - It was like a phonetical, like it was. - J-E-H-B-E-R-D-E-H. - Yeah, it was like, yeah, it was spelled like that. - That's. - There was, that's what my overall picture used to be. - Oh, that's funny. - Yeah. - But that's not great branding. - Jibberdah? - Yeah, I was like, oh, I thought it'd be kind of like PewDiePie, you know? That was sort of what I was thinking in my head. - For some reason, PewDiePie is a little easier to. - Yeah, 'cause I used to, when I was. - Then again, it's not how you spell it. - When I used to go to summer camp, I used to have this nickname where everyone called me Jibberdah. But when I would say it, I'd be like, Jibberdah. So then I was like, Jibberdah. - I get it. - And then I, so it was like a kind of. - What made you switch? - I was like, nobody's gonna fucking know how to spell this. - Fair enough. - They're not gonna know how to say it. They're not gonna know anything about what even it is. - They don't know how to spell your current name. - It's nonsense. And so I was like, I'm just gonna change it. First and last name. Easy. And then for the rest of the time, I realized that everyone thinks that my name is a play on the word television. And they don't know how to pronounce my last name. They say Ted Nivision. - Nivision. - Like the DMV. - But it's Nivison. - Yeah. - Nivison. - Niva-sun. - Never-sun. Do you wanna know what's crazy? - What's crazy, Pokimane? - 10 plus years ago when I first made a Twitch account just to watch random streamers, I actually had a brief thought. And I was like, hmm. I should make this username something I kind of like. Just in case someday I wanna stream or something. Wouldn't that be crazy? And I did Pokimane 'cause Pokemon. - Yeah. - Or Pokemon, yeah. - 'Cause your name is Iman. - Yeah. - And it was Pokemon. - But have you ever had that thought before making a username? I never did with any of my other username. - Like, you were like, if I ever wanna stream someday? - I was like, maybe someday I'll be a streamer. - Well, that's probably 'cause you just had interest in it. - Let me put some thought into it. - Yeah. - I think my username has always been Jschlatt. Yeah. - Literally, what's your name? Who is this? - Jschlatt. - Yeah. That's actually my government name right there. - What's your actual name? - Bleep it out, Emma. - Yeah, type it out. - I'm just gonna type it. - I just wanna tell you guys whether he looks like his name. Do you know what I mean? - I mean, it's. It'll, I think. - Makes sense. - That's not right. You kinda look like your name, but you also kinda don't. - Okay, do I look like my name? - Oh yeah, you look like a Ted. - Whoa, what does that mean? - You're giving Ted. - Really, okay. - It's not a bad thing to give though. - See, here's the one thing I've always thought, in hindsight, I was like, oh, but what if I stayed with Theo? Or if I stayed with Teddy or something? - I don't think you're a Theo, I think you're a Ted. - Ted or Teddy. - Yeah. - I like Teddy too. You're a Teddy. If you guys had to rename me based off how I look, what would you name me? - Hmm, I'm not really good with names. - We'll figure it out. Come up with something, cook. - Gloria. - That's crazy. - Am I Gloria? - I think Sophia. - Oh, I like Sophia. - Yeah. - That's good. - What do you think about Gloria? - I don't know. - I mean, it's not bad. It's just. - It's kinda like you ate the word. The word though, when you said it, you were like, Gloria. - Okay. - You're like, you're like. - You didn't say it like you like that. - You're like, Gloria. Give us another one, come on. - Question mark. - Patsy. - Why are you choosing names from 1943? - Patsy, yes. - Patsy? - Something a bit more modern, sir. - Why are you struggling with this? Just choose a name that's modern at least. - Emily? - Emily? Like not Emily, but Emily? - No, he's figuring it out as he was saying it. He meant Emily. - It's okay. I think he's gonna malfunction. - You could be an Emily. - He's shutting down. - I feel like you'd be more of a Sophia - I'm so not an Emily. - than an Emily though. - I don't think I'm an Emily at all, bro. - I think you act like a Gloria. - Come on, dude. What? What? What does that even mean? - Don't make me dox you right now. - What about Sophia? Do you like that one? - Sophia's good. - All right. - Sophia's not bad. - If I had to get another name, what would it be? Gloria? - Matt. You kind of look like a Matt. - Matt? Interesting. - Ted and Matt is like the one syllable strong names I think are fitting for you. - Matt? - Yeah. - There was a chance in another world that my mom was gonna name me, and I'm so glad I didn't end up with it, Jared. - Yeah. - I can kind of see that, a Jared, a Jordan. - What are you looking at? Oh, there is one. - There is one. - Well, I guess you can't- - I think a quick, like a quick, confident sounding first name is for you. Like even Ken, you know? - Don't do that to me. - 'Cause that's- - Why, what's wrong with Ken? - Ken? - Ken's good. - That's like, oh, Ken. - Nothing wrong with Ken. - Ken's good. - Ken Nivison. Why are you looking up these names? - I'm just giving you a frame of reference. - Frame of reference? - He's a cutie. I like him. Wait, the second photo's you. Barbie? - Yeah, that's true. - And they wrote Ken. - That is true. - Oh, cute. - Damn. - Schlatt, I think that you could be, I'll take Ken. - Fine, fine. - But I'm not changing my name. - Schlatt, if I had to rename you, I'd give you kind of a kooky name. - Gunner. - Yeah. - Gunner? - Something like gunner. - G-U-N-N-A-R. - A? - Gunner. - Oh, dude. - Like the glasses? Gunners? - Is that an- - A-R? - Yeah. - That's a name. You want a gunner? Gunner. - Gunner. - I agree with you. - Gunner Henderson. - There you are. - Wait, he looks like you. - Pitcher on the Orioles. - Yeah, look at that. - That's freaky. - Oh, shortstop. My bad. - And he's hot. - That is freaky. - And he's hot. - We have the, he doesn't, looks nothing, he has the absolute inverse of my facial hair. - Looks just like you, dude. That is, that is. - But the same color. - That's bar for Barbie. - And a lot of facial hair. - Brown? - What? No, no, no. - Light, like blonde brown. - Oh, that's strawberry blonde. - And you both have mustaches. - Okay, but I have this. - So? - And Gunner has this. - Yeah, you guys, you guys were. - We complete each other. - You guys, exactly. - Maybe as well. - You guys crossed stars when you were born. - Which still makes you fitting. - Okay, fine, Gunner. That's my new name. - Oh my God. He's with the Baltimore Areolas. - Gunner or, I don't know, Petunia. - Petunia, yeah. - Petunia's cute. - If I was a girl, I was going to be named Petunia. - That's a cute, like, dog name. - Paige. - You look like a Paige. - Paige. - Satchel. - Satchel. - Satchel? Paige Satchel? - No, Satchel Paige. - Satchel. - The famous pitcher. - Oh. - Don't know. - Do you have any, did your parents ever tell you, like, optional names? - No, my dad had a dream. - What? - My dad had a dream. - He always wanted to name you Iman. - My dad had a dream that I would be named Iman, so they named me Iman. - Is the way that I'm pronouncing, like, a correct way, or like? - Technically, in Arabic, it's Iman. - Iman? - In French, it's Iman. But in English, it's easiest for people to say Iman. - Were those two different that you just said? - Iman is more like an I-M-E-N, Iman. It actually means faith in Arabic. - Iman. - Mm-hmm. - My Iman. So Iman, and then in French, it's Iman. - Iman. - Iman. - I like that. - And more emphasis on the A. I really like the French Iman, and that's the one that I kind of grew up with, 'cause I went to a French school. - Nice. - And then in English-- - Whoa, where people, like, you got, like, an F, and they're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, s'il vous plait, no. - No, no, no, no. In Ontario, it's not really spoken like that. That's more like the French, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. - Guys, there's a lot of bugs in this studio. Kooky game. - Hey, catch. Hup! - Just like that, he vanishes. - He went to the right. - Not the dog! - Dude, the fan! - Did it hit the dog? - You sprayed that low, and it came up. - Thank God, it smells great. Guys, I don't know what raid that is, but that smells so good. - Did that hit Lady Bird? - You fucked her up. - Oh, the jacket didn't come off. Can you guys believe one of the first things Jay Schlatt said to me was, he looked me up and down. - Paige Schlatt. - He goes, that jacket's coming off. I turn to him, I go, that's a crazy thing to say to me. - Yeah. - And then he goes, Ted goes, don't worry, he said it to Hasan, too. - No, I didn't. I didn't say it like that. - And it came off. - I didn't say, don't worry. - We have a fan, we have a fan now. So now I look like a chomo. - I need to clarify, I did not say to not worry. I said, he thought it was like the same thing as what he said to Hasan, but not to worry. - Objectively, it was. - But I wasn't, I just want to clarify, I wasn't telling her not to worry about you. 'Cause I'm worried about you. - So I should worry about him. - Oh, yeah. - When's the intervention? - Oh, soon. - I'll be there. - Hell yeah. - No, I know that's not what you meant. It was just still a crazy thing to first date a chomo. - Yeah, Pokimane sit on that jacket, it's coming off. - It's coming off. I said, okay, what kind of podcast is this? What kind of couch is this? He's a thirsty guy. - Is it comfortable? - Actually, it's really nice. The set's dope. - Thank you. - Is this studio yours all the time? - No, this is Buddy's studio. We rented it out for this week. - Dope. - Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean- - No, this is a great time. I can't believe we've been yapping for two hours. - Shalette, do you have any questions for Pokimane? - Oh, he shut down. - He shut down. - Vista sound. - Wait, can you turn up the Vista sound? Quick, Tucker, quick. He's shutting down. The editor can do it. - No, no, we need to hear it. We need to hear it. We need to hear that shit. Turn that shit on. - There he goes. - It's so good. - Hi, Iman. - Hello. - Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games? Unlimited games, but no games. - I don't eat pork, so I'll take the games. Then again, I love beef bacon. Have you guys ever had beef bacon? - Beef bacon? - So good. Regardless though, any meat versus video games, I'm taking the video games. - I've never heard of beef bacon. - Because I can have other kinds of, it's really good. - Wait, this just looks like bacon. - Turkey bacon is mid, beef bacon is higher. - I've never heard of beef bacon before. - You know, this certainly falls under the umbrella of unlimited bacon. - Oh. - And I don't know if you listened to the second part. Do you want me to repeat it? - Yeah, he was being pretty crystal clear though. - Or video games, no bacon? Wasn't that the second part? - He's being crystal. - No. - What was this? - Pokemon, would you rather have unlimited bacon? - Oh yes. - But no more video games? - Yes. - Or games? - Yes. - Unlimited games. - Yes. - But no games. - But no games? How do I have- - Don't look at me. - Well, how do I have games, but no games? - Listen, this has been a delightful podcast, but I feel like you're disrespecting our podcast at this point now. Like, this is such a crystal cut and dry question. - Did I even stutter? - Hey, no, it's okay. - How about I'll take whatever you recommend? - Well, that's not- - That's not how that works. - Well, that's just not gonna work. - I'm offering both of them. - Then I'll take both. - Both? - It has to be a choice. - It's a binary choice, Pokimane. - But you said you're offering both. - You can only have one though. - It's a would you rather. - That's a bit rude. So now you're disrespecting me. - What? - Oh. - I'm not disrespecting nobody. - Don't get me out of this, dude. - Whatever. I'll take the latter. - He's taking the games, but the no games. - Dude, you got it good there, honestly. - Got 'em. - Sure. - And then finally, if you had to choose a item to put on the chuckle sandwich, we ask this guess every time. - Yes. - If you had to choose an item to, an ever-growing sandwich, what would that be? A little condiment or a piece of something? - Ooh. Provolone. - Nice, that's a good cheese. - Has that been said before? - I think so, but like, that's a, I can't even give. - In that case, Swiss. - Ooh. - Well, now you've lost me. - Why? - Different cheeses. - Well, has someone else put Provolone? - I don't have the data on it, but I was really excited about the fact that you chose Provolone. - It's really good, isn't it? - Honestly, that would be appropriate too, just like dumping some tomato sauce on that. - So depending on what other people have answered, one of those three. - Okay. So it's in, so it's potentially in flux, okay. - Provolone's second only to Mutz, in my mind. - I love it. - I'll take that. 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