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Visit Dermalogica.com and use code SMOOTH at cart for an exclusive gift with your $65 purchase. guys have you ever been a two-year-old before what what oh my god i forgot whoa what the hell has it really been two years dude it's been two years damn i know guys thank you for the best two years of our fucking life that is crazy it's just fucking nuts it is fucking it is yeah well that's that's i can't even believe it wow guys thanks for being here for two whole years like that's crazy time flies like we started yesterday dude it feels like we yeah it feels like we hit a year like last week no genuinely it's like time has been flying something nasty and fierce nasty and fierce that's really crazy um but genuinely you guys thank you so much for just like again the best two years of our lives i feel like we've we've just grown into this podcast so fast and our community has grown so much since the beginning and if you've been following us since the beginning you would know that we used to do a little more frequently we haven't been doing these as much um for a multitude of reasons right but we hear your cries but we hear your cries because y'all y'all have things to tell us right right um one of our earliest episodes that like did super like kind of put us on the map a little bit yeah was you know the hookup stories the hookup stories raw times oh shit oh and y'all be having stories where y'all have stories and hey what can we do but honor a tradition i guess what can we do but honor a tradition of horror and just i know i was literally like watch the light leave my eyes like um and actually if you guys want to thank anyone yeah go ahead and thank savannah mirrors because she listened to 300 you listened to 300 yeah just about she didn't even what yeah so record record number of submissions i think and record number of like submissions so thank y'all that was amazing and next time we're gonna have a lot we have a lot so we could get you know maybe another video out of it but holy hell holy hell i didn't know it was 300 maybe we'll do a part two at some point yeah maybe we'll throw some on page we'll see what the vibe is but holy hell sab thank you for doing that i had no idea it was that's why it has no like right because i'm literally like guys like we've heard things that like y'all be talking about some things that i'm like hey i'm like yeah um with that being said we will be uh we'll be honoring this tradition as we come to a holy two years two years and and we're gonna fear factor this we're gonna fear factor this shit and also thank you for loving us through every era whenever if you joined us when we joined tmg right if you joined us when i was just us yeah and then if you joined us when it was us three right um whatever era you joined us in just know that we're so thankful and we're living out our dreams because of you guys yeah and just know that like the love and the appreciation that you guys share with us is so insanely mutual yeah and like every person we've met every experience we've had with just like interacting with you guys like truly truly truly we know and we'll never take for granted that this all happens because of you guys so from the bottom of our hearts thank you for such an amazing two years and like ready for a tree four five six i guess we'll see where we go like i don't know like let's just make it to like tomorrow huh thank you and actually let's just make one day let's make it for an hour let's make it for these hookup stories about to have my eyes shut let's make it through an hour because i'm literally like um yeah i know y'all about to have my eyes shut um yeah and let's see if the light is still in my eyes after we do this episode oh god oh god who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven okay give us this day our daily bread and forgive this is the part where it always gets a little like like some people have different ones and forgive us this day our daily bread oh and forgive us as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into forgive lead us not into temptation but wait now lead us not into temptation but deliver us from every evil something like evil in the world wait mine went give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our something as we do not forgive well sorry no i'm supposed to be about forgiving so it couldn't possibly be that they don't forgive as us our father who art in heaven on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who mine was not like that there's different versions mine was shorthand like it was like wait what was it give us a day uh-oh give us a stare daily bread and forgive us our debts as we have forgiven our debtors or something like that see boom come on and deliver us from the evil one oh i didn't have the part about don't lead us into temptation show that's why i probably tempted it now well i'm like catholic church catholic church they do the bus down that's why i went to the cottage well and they say in the kingdom and the glory is yours forever in the power amen from the evil one you know i like yours is the kingdom i remember this not even from like growing up in the church but like aunt may and spider-man is saying it when the green goblin is like really wait i don't know that wait gaggy she's like deliver oh shit were they delivered wait can i see that for like two seconds just leave this no oh yes of course of scores oh and then he crashes through oh shit aunt may praying and getting what she deserves that's why did she deserve that she didn't deserve it parker hang on let me skip to the this mask like wakanda lead us not into temptation but deliver us oh did she die finish it finish it that was so much i remember yeah the floral on floral y'all didn't hear what i said and i just want to say i'm sorry what saying it what did you say when the green goblin mask was up i said wakanda forever because it kind of go back to the green goblin mask we know what it looks like right we've seen it wait does it not kind of resemble it's kind of feline i guess wakanda i mean it's a mask oh that's not what they did either so it's just like no they go like this yeah and then they hold it they don't do that bounce off shit you're doing so put some respect on that shit um that was like way campier than i remember also can i say something when i went to go order a couch still talking about it when i want to go mind you when i went to go order a couch though two years baby no designs on fabrics anymore they had like a couch that was like that that had like a little like fabric situation i was like oh period like i would love a couch that has like you know that like be like well you know it might be considered kind of grandma but like that like very patterned fabric and he was like oh we don't even make that no more because nobody orders it what you have to get a upholstered he's an upholsterer though you need to go to antica well but he was telling me he was just like nobody like not enough people buy it anymore so warehouses don't even have the fabric i'm like but that's so because the one that i was looking at was like it was all one color like it was kind of like a nude but it had like these really pretty like swirls and shit damn we done lost our sparkle well it's fucking conservative as hell well i'm sure there's some conservative houses let us know if you have the if you have the bus down if you would so i mean her shit was giving floral pattern on floral wall bitch like yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever amen amen i don't remember the end girl because he could see her damn floral room from fucking three feet away like what her shit should have been camouflage should have been neutrals okay voice message all right y'all here we fucking go like i don't know okay 670 fuck jesus christ okay y'all been blowing us up for a while so let's go yeah this is true yes Thank you. Ladies, this is the waiting situationship of doom. I meet this guy at the apps, we're talking for a few weeks, we're going on dates. It gets to the point where I've met all his friends, I'm feeling like this could really be my man right, this could really be it. I invite him over, start to get a little bit handsy, he's like "oh by the way, I've never finished with anyone before" and I'm thinking we have this beautiful connection you know, we have the same cultural values and backgrounds, we really just get each other, I've got this. And of course I did, but not before, picture this ladies, spread eagle. You look like you could be my sister, in the middle of it, oh my god, and I had to wrap it up real quick, and that was just crazy, that was the craziest thing I've ever experienced in my whole life. That Weijin on Weijin crime, and I just was icked out by him and he started ghosting me anyway because he decided to hard launch his freshly 18 year old girlfriend the day before we were also supposed to go out on a date, so needless to say, I dodged a bullet I think, and that was like maybe the craziest thing that's ever happened in a relationship with a man before. But thank you for listening. Mwah! This is why we don't do these no more, because that really just like disturbed my spirit. Weijia, male Weijia, the men from Weijia you will be dealt with. I know that to be true, okay, y'all PR right now, is bad. My Weijin sister, I'm sorry girl. That like actually like that left me like speechless. That was like I'm disturbed and I'm scared and like honestly we should have brought fucking Paulo Santo to, honestly we need to light that candle up there. That was. Hard launch his. You look like my sister? Go ahead and. Are we being dead ass serious right now? Go ahead and like call. That is sick. I would have genuinely called 911. I would have. And I would have also had to buy a gun, so. I would have literally had to like call his parents. Like I literally would have had to be in his phone like, okay, like I don't know. The clapping? That is. And y'all don't like. No, no. Y'all about to get us age restricted, which honestly, yeah. Honestly, we might go ahead and do that ourselves. Let me be serious. Just kidding. I will say, not the same thing, but one time I went on a date with another Malaysian guy and we went to this restaurant and she dead ass was like, oh, you guys siblings? Icked me out. Icked me out. Microaggression? But I did get icked out. Like I was like, no, and honestly, I will never be able to hang out with this person now and like not think that. You know what I mean? Like sibling rivalry. Siblings are dating. Gross mode. Okay. Well, awesome way to start this. Awesome. Awesome way to start. Thank you for sharing. We're going to have to wait that. Sorry. Just saying their first and last name. I'm like, we'll see. The point is that it's. Sorry. But it was just like, because, you know, like. Just go ahead and bleep it and cover her mouth. Like, just, y'all, please. My friend, oh, no. Okay. Hi, girls. Love the pod. I listen all the time. So, basically, I'll just give you a long story short. So, I met this guy. We were king for a little bit. It was nothing serious. Like, it was just, you know, we were just chatting, whatever. So, eventually, we planned to meet up and like, he was just like, oh, like, just come to mine. And I was like, okay, bet. So, I went over there. The vibes are cool. The vibes are great. Like, we're getting along. We're talking, whatever, whatever. So, we're. We get to, like, cooking up, doing a one-two, whatever. And I hear a knock at the door. And I'm like, um. The neighbors know your name? Like, what's going on? So, um. He goes and answers the door, whatever, whatever. I hear some voices. I'm like, what's going on? So, long story short, he has a kid. Like, it was his baby. He had a baby mother at the door. And she was dropping the kid off. And I think she suspected that somebody was over here. That's why, you know, she did that. I don't know. But he left the kid in the living room. Put on his show, I guess. And I was just like, what's going on? Like, you know, this would be okay if I was previously having a child. But I was not. And he just felt like, oh. He was like, oh, I'll just put on his show. Like, he's good. Like, we can keep going, you know. So, basically, he wanted to continue hooking up while Mook Mook was in the living room watching Coco Mello. Like, I'm not doing that, love. I'm not doing it. So, he was banished. And never spoke to him again. Like, that was crazy. I'd whoop your fucking ass. I'd actually, again, have to order a gun. What? Guys, and this is why, like, this is literally why I can't do this anymore. Because. The Coco Mello. You left him in the front room. The Coco Mello. You left him in the front room and you were going to still try to fucking hit. Yeah. I would have literally. Fucking punch you in the face. I literally ought to choke you out. Because what? Like, this shit be disturbing my soul. Like, it really be, like, disturbing my soul. How do you think that soul feels? I know. She went through 300. That's why she came in, like, eyes shut today. I was like, wait, hello? Hello? I'm speechless. Like, I'm speechless. The cut was necessary. The cut was necessary because ain't no fucking way. And the banishment was. Yeah. Ain't no fucking way. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. And actually, I'd actually have to, yeah, homicidal. Curious to know how that conversation went. Like, are you just like, wait, you're a kid? Like, well, yes. What? Because he really going to come in, still try to rub his hands together, get it done. I'd be like, but you're a kid. In the front. In the front room and the Coco Mellon, like, you're good, but. Okay, it's just like. So, this isn't like a bad hookup story. This is just like a bad story. This is just like a bad story about this guy that I was talking to. I was talking to this guy in like 2024 for about like a month, month and a half, maybe. And a lot of like weird shit happened one day. So, we got to hang out and this was like in October. So, Spirit Halloween was open and we're looking around and like the minute we walk in immediately, he's calling all the girls in the costumes and on the wig packaging baddies saying like, oh, I'm so down bad for baddies. And like, that should have upset me. But at the time I was just like, damn, are you dumb, bro? Like, you're here with a girl and you're calling all the other girls baddies. Like, if I really liked him, it would have upset me. So, I think it's telling that I was just like, damn, he really is dumb as hell, huh? But later we're driving around and as if that wasn't already like, okay, you're kind of weird for that. We're driving around. I make a joke about wanting to lose weight and he like looks over at me and starts like looking me up and down. He's like, you don't need to lose weight. Like, I'm looking at you right now. You don't need to lose weight. And I was like getting uncomfortable. So, I tried to like shift the conversation. I was like, oh, well, you know, whatever, whatever. And then he starts going on this rant about how women don't need to worry about. Their weight the way that men do because he and he said, and I quote, you know, if you're a woman and you're 180 pounds, but you carry it well and you have a fat ass, then you have no reason to lose weight. You know, if you if you don't carry it well, then I could see why someone want to lose weight. Like, if you don't look good. But if you're 180 pounds and you have a fat ass and like big titties and like, who cares? Like, you don't need to lose weight. You look great. Like, and men don't have that problem. And I immediately lost all respect for that. You know, I mean, I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a bad thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing, but I don't know if that's a good thing. Cause there's levels to the shit. I'm going to just say at the baseline, if I, ever was on a date with somebody and they said fat ass unironically go ahead and pull over go ahead and pull over my waymo's on the way if i was on a date with someone and badass and big titties bitch am i in a fucking like fortnite server like what the fuck are we talking no let's be what are we talking about no because here's the thing i would have actually had to hold him at knife point and say give me all the weapons from you today because i really y'all really got me like violent for real because i'm like i would have to hold him at knife point get all his money and take his car and like really just leave him with no earthly possessions he needs to be stripped of earthly possessions for two weeks and that's why we honestly honestly had to read the lord's prayer before we started this shit bro because lead us not into temptation but deliver us but deliver us from every evil deliver us from every evil and on the spirit halloween stock images honestly to who sent us that listen go ahead and read yourself the lord's prayer girl and honestly you just need apollo santa everybody who submitted something go ahead and go apollo santa or some sage and banish it go ahead and light that and go ahead and let the aroma over hit your spirit and let's just cleanse and like waft it no from your spirit waft it because i know he didn't say fat ass and big titties that's me though that's just me though yeah well i'm like listen you're literally a feminine i'll let you get away with a little a you know fat i big t i'll be like all right a cishet man no cishet man cishet man unironically being like if you got a fat ass and big titties let me just give you some robux and i'm gonna get out the car i'm gonna get out the car i'm gonna tip you in 10 robux and we just gonna keep it pushing like enough because that's genuinely like some shit you just hear no that's some shit that like i never because i never been there before yeah no like because genuinely if someone's talking about fat ass and a big bitty like if so sorry my little pocket where you can see my toe i'm like just ignore guys if you can see my toe can you blur it sorry i'll show you big titty and it's my big toe thank you my is hiding a big titty down there i'm hiding too i'm hiding big titties like big titties big titties there's 10 big titties hiding under there uh oh and then we're and we're the police okay right a little we're the talking police um here's the thing like honestly y'all start bringing like bear mace and tasers and stuff and just like in the lord's prayer but honestly think like i gen i just don't know bro i don't know because i stopped dating men like a good while ago and i just and release and i just need to let you know as someone who like essentially is not dating any cishet men that's any straight cishet men that's not a cishet man and i just need to let you know that's that's for damn sure i'm not fucking dating like instant instant write off i don't give a fuck if you were literally raised on like a like literally 30th century woman like i don't give a fuck bitch i do so like honestly maybe it's time to wake it up you say 30th century what would you say a 20th century woman that is raised by a 20th century wait what'd you say it's a 24 movie oh i'm sorry where it's like it's like a group of like what it's like from different ages raising this one teenage boy so he doesn't become a piece of shit okay and i will say as a girl who is um you know dating cishet men like that i do care about that part oh no i do too i'm saying for like my personal self like yeah i am all right like i'm already just like i am writing y'all off yeah i am and i don't even like y'all for real so it's just like yeah i don't yeah i don't and i'm sorry and i'm happy and i'm sorry that i'm a big freaking lesbon like i'm sorry that's don't be sorry like why are you apologizing i'm sorry it's um as girl who unfortunately uh is dating cishet men i'm just like listen fat ass and big titties we need to be serious no like that's some shit that like no because and i will say like to that point you know like as a girl who like do be dating cishet men but also like actually hates men like and i've learned this through dating men that i actually have a deep i have a deep core distrust and hate for men it's a tight ship it's a tight ship honestly don't even say fat ass jokingly don't no then i'm mad see how i'm mad because i get very angry what's funny about a fat ass and big titties and big titties is something that honestly that's not for y'all that's what i mean that's not for y'all that's what i mean about knife point bro i will genuinely rob you of your earthly possessions to remind you that in an instant someone with a fat ass and big titties can take it all away because that's not for y'all that's for the girls in the days and the and well and see i don't even know if i can clear if that check will clear the girls the gays in the days maybe they fat ass we get to say big titties yeah but a cis head straight i actually that's what i mean y'all that's what i mean y'all that's in pu that's like that's what i'm talking about like i don't like i'm gonna start carrying a musket okay like it's just like fuck what was that number three five i know okay fine hot ass big titties hi do you guys um huge fan calling with a tragic tale of the time that i took a man up on his offer for dinner and a movie um he invited me over to his place to uh smoke a little bit before our dinner and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry for our date and i thought okay that sounds great i went over and um should have left when i saw that his only furniture in his living room was a beanbag chair and he was six foot seven and i'm not talking no love sack ladies it was a beanbag chair um anyways after we do that we um i'm thinking we're about to leave his apartment and he informs me that there's stuff in the uh in the kitchen for fried chicken he invited me over to watch a movie in his living room and make him fried chicken and i was absolutely dumbfounded i was blinded by rage i got in that kitchen and i made that fried chicken and i packed it up and i took it to my friend's house i took it to eat with my girlies because i'll cook for them any day but for a man a man who asked me on a date actually i should have robbed him yeah i should have robbed this is the energy i'm talking about but yeah that's all love you guys okay hold on i'm like confused what do you mean so i'm sorry first off just like bitch i'm weak like first off bitch i'm weak i'm sorry i guess that's really confusing for you how did why would she be the one to make the chicken oh if you got invited over for dinner movie why and secondly why would you assume that i could make fried chicken why would you assume no maya you're missing the point women belong in the kitchen obviously and it's just like know your place in the world but it's just like why would i go for dinner and you would be like there's stuff in the kitchen obviously and it's just like why would i go for dinner and you would be like there's stuff in the kitchen obviously and it's just like know your place in the world but it's just like why would i go for dinner and you would be like there's stuff in the kitchen obviously and it's just like why would i go for dinner and you would be like there's stuff in the Can you imagine like there's stuff in the kitchen to make fried chicken, which you obviously know how to make. No, like genuinely, it would literally be like, OK, you know how to make pasta from scratch, right? Because fried chicken is like hard. Is it like a Tyson, like frozen? Like I'm just like, and that doesn't even matter. And you have to like test the oil. I wouldn't even bitch. I'm throwing that shit in cold oil. So now it's awkward. And also, I mean, hey, no shade to a beanbag. You know, you building your shit like, you know, I got into my living room, so I can't say nothing really about it right now. But my question becomes, why would you host, why would you host not only dinner, but also a movie when there's one chair? Beanbag. Well, because I think he really thought genuinely in his mind, in his soul. In his body, in his spirit with you can only do that when you have. And that's the thing that cishet men have. They are born with 120, not 110, not 100, 120 percent conviction when they believe in something, because only with 120 percent of conviction could you invite a gorgeous, gorgeous girl over and then expect her to make you food. When she thinks you're first off the fucking tender swindler of being like, girl, I'm taking you out for dinner in a movie. Come over and smoke first. So it's like you already lied because you said come over and smoke first. in the wordplay see i just i'm like genuinely gas and you know what guys write this down for advice i would say send me the movie ticket next time next time ask for the movie ticket and next time ask what you're seeing don't don't let them surprise you with that bullshit that's what's really crazy is like why do we have to do that like why wouldn't i presume it's the jungle out there like even if it was like you're i'm genuinely like flabbergasted because i'm like even if it was your friend like imagine if i literally was like hey guys come over for dinner and y'all got there and i had ingredients like how nice they can y'all make some shit are you fucking kidding me that's and that must have y'all must have y'all must have been smoking that donkey kong or something because i can only choose to believe that he hit that loud and like got confused like he like hit the bong it was like are you making the chicken or like why the fuck are you hi shit he accidentally got one of them key fucking pre-rolls like had the wax on that shit and hit the blunt so many times that he literally was like no wait we're at your house right and you're making the chicken because outside of that there's genuinely no logical explanation first off if you're high right let's let's let's put on the let's put on the the filter of being high okay you're the filter of being high i can't even hear i'm fucking nut and bitch i can barely put some shit in the microwave so how the fuck am i going to actually it's just like absurd like it's like so you fried chicken like no side girl save that that has you have to make that a skit that is the genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever i've ever heard in my whole entire life he had you fried like he had a bean bag and honestly girl shout out that you knew a how to make fried chicken yeah because my mama i would have been like baby i guess we ain't eating no and like we are i don't know how to make fried chicken why would you think that i can make fried chicken quit no i would literally be like i would be like i'd be like girl i can make you a bacon chicken thigh but i can't i've never fried chicken i'm not actually let's pull it all the way back i'm not making anything let's pull it all the way back where the fuck is my movie ticket let's pull it all the way back movie ticket was on where the fuck did y'all smoke did y'all smoke standing you know they smoked well she sat on the bean bag and he sat on the floor crisscross wow you can only pray he sat on the so he had a bean bag and an air fryer like i'm just confused and just only fried chicken he didn't have no corn for the side like you ain't got no i need a layout did he have a bed he must have had a bed y'all must have smoked on the bed and like fried the chicken i just can't believe that i just don't believe that like swindlers are out there doing swindling shit like that and we're thinking about you i love you girl and congrats on making that shit honestly because like i would have been hungry so i would have been stuck hungry and pissed i've been hungry and high like a lethal combo lethal lethal combo hungry and high so okay hey baddies love the show so excited to send you my embarrassing story so it's my freshman year of high school i'm sorry freshman year of college right um i'm fresh out of my first breakup ever in the world and of course i'm downloading tinder this is before i knew i was a lesbian so of course i'm matching with like the ugliest guys in history but i end up going on this date with this guy um that i matched with he's immediately super into me i leave my dorm room to go to some like brunch place we were gonna go get food and then go to the museum um i get downstairs and he's immediately like hey nice to meet you um we have to go right now i'm like what just happened he's like i just hit a car um okay girl like okay sure so we get in the car he does end up getting pulled over immediately gets a ticket we go on this date still um i end up having to pay for the date because he doesn't have his wallet we go to the museum he's like all up on me trying to hold my hand and shit and i'm just like of course i'm not feeling you like this shit sucks after that he's messaging me like oh i just wanted to love you and i'm like you know what you're blocked and we can't continue so there's that bye love bombing is out love bombing is out because why would you be holding my hand at the museum but here's the thing guys guys listen everything makes sense backwards yes but we gotta stop being afraid of saying no we and here's the thing i understand i understand i understand when like you feel like i would definitely be shook up nasty if i like walked out expecting a date and my date was like come on i hit a car come on girl freshman year of college i was listen life is all about making decisions sometimes you make questionable ones like buying a new tv that's too 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it's not even about that it's like all the compassion all the love all the girl we see you oh 100 like bootsy bellows like it's just like a for the plot i'm sick of how are you going to be a love bomber you ain't got no fucking bombing money like here's the thing how are you going to be a love bomber you're not even bombing me with money like i'm the one who's bombing the money so it's just like how like at least love bomb right because it's about love because love bombing is awesome for like the first like two weeks until they stop so it's just like here's the thing if you're gonna love bomb at least bomb me with some money bomb me with a prada bag brought me with some shit about the money a good love bomber will bomb with nothing in they fucking pockets bitch if you a real love bomber you get down now it's not with the cat you ain't going to get with the cat well what's crazy is like listen freshman year of college i genuinely used to have like dead ass probably like two dollars in my checkings at a time so if you took me out on a date and we went somewhere and they were like admissions five bucks and you didn't have your wallet we're going home can i say it no i as well when i just started when i a when i moved here for college i literally have my shit like we can either see a movie or we can hit taco bell those are your two options to hang out with me in my little outings once a week i got right and i was like we can walk around the dorms and we can walk around the grove that's all i can do and we can walk around the grove and see the bellagio fountain at least you had the grove you can walk around the grove well i worked at the grove so i also right was pretty over the like i could just like walk around the dorms and we could like walk like around the dorms and we could walk on campus okay we could walk back to the dorms and like maybe to like long beach or something i've been i've been on some dates like freshman freshman sophomore year freshman freshman year i um i've been on some dates i've been on some not dates i've been on some halves you know i'm saying dude you know it just hit me talk about tinder bro when i had a youtube channel shout the fuck out madison shout the fuck out madison bravenick y'all shout the fuck out madison bravenick shout the fuck out what wait shout the we had a youtube channel together in high school and we were on some radical shit bro like we were literally making shit i mean our videos you know we did an eyebrow tutorial we didn't make a tutorial we did like anything that was happening youtube 2016 2015 mama we were in the cut nasty hoochie outfit okay missed that we did a video where i did a get ready with me for a date like matching someone on tinder and then i was like and then literally they're like let's hang out tonight this just hit me i'm sorry i put this so like far back in my memories bro we i got ready for the date we filmed the whole thing and then she went on the date and like secretly like was like in the background like like we were like in the car she did like a like a pre-interview like are you nervous like did it all mind you we're still in high school her mom drove us there like literally real and i was like oh yeah like i'm nervous like and she was like hiding in the corner of the car and i was like oh my god i'm so nervous with the camera like not she didn't record him obviously but like recording me on the date was there the whole time and like dead ass then we had like a post game interview love and he was obviously fucking chopped screwed and like but i'm just like damn i was like so like the way i would never in a trillion that's like some molly um i don't know that girl's name oh my god yeah what do you think about the girls to be like going on dates and they come back and they say everything on tiktok for real i mean here's the thing though this is the shit that gets me it's like that the lulu shit where like i feel like the dating content and stuff is like you know it's really i feel like you know when you're single it's like encouraging sometimes to like see people's like journey and stuff but i think like when some people like unload the clip in such a way we're like oh what's her fucking name molly something i don't know i was watching her shit for a second i was a hate watcher then i was kind of like a watcher watcher and now i just am like whatever but she's like the lulu lemon for real in the sense where she'll be like okay well so he said this and like he did this and like i don't know so like maybe i think that like and i'm just like focused on how i feel like the dating content that resonates with me the most is when people are like on the date these things happen but this is how i left feeling you know what i mean because i'm like when you're like analyzing what they did i don't feel i'm just like it's a little too like especially when you're still actively dating them yeah like i don't know my friend kenzie did like a dating series where she talked about like she did like she was doing like 10 dates in like 30 days or something like that and like she ended up meeting her like girl they about to lock it down nasty with a poochie outfit but like i feel like she was more so focused on like it just wasn't a good fit for me because xyz or like it was this but it was this and like actually i'm seeing this person again because you know what i mean like i i actually i don't mind it i actually really enjoy and i usually do watch every video that comes across i mean it's hella it's like entertaining to watch i um i wonder what it's like to be like on the other side of that i imagine if you like went on a date and then you like went on tiktok and somebody like told the entire date dude that's what i'm saying like that molly girl like she'll literally be like dude so he picked me up and he's like he's giving this like his outfits like this and he dresses like this and his vibes like that like i mean i guess if you rock you rock i mean like i guess if you're like a like you're like a i also would just be like well and then it got so meta because the guys would watch her video yeah of course and be like oh i don't mind you talking about me yeah and i'm just like i don't like i when i'm dating you guys with my friends like i be kiki nasty but i be moving in such serious fucking silence like sometimes i be moving in such silence that like day of i hit my friends and i'm going on a date just letting you know this is true kidnap this is true because i am literally like you will not know because here's my biggest fear okay talk about you know re last episode the rumination the things that keep you up at night like literally the shame spiral my shame spirals is like there's some dates i've been on that i'm like and if you don't like talk about like holding someone like if you tell a fucking soul you went on a date with me but i mean to the same again relapse episode like the self-compassion self-forgiveness it's like it just is what it is i know you know i'm just saying like and there was a reason for the season and like you know we're different people and like blah blah blah blah blah we learn and we love and we grow no i know but it's just like sometimes i'm like like i get it i mean i get the i mean listen i'm just like oh you just got to chalk that up to the game yeah but also yeah that's what i mean i was like literally like what we were like 17 when like 17 18 when i filmed that video are you fucking kidding me that's literally like and we did it for you you weren't even here yet you weren't even here we did it for you weren't with us yet you weren't with us yet no i went on a couple dates like literally 18 19 that like personally like um i rebuke oh i literally the most evil person i've ever dated in my whole entire life like genuinely gave me my first panic attack when i saw them again in person for the first time because they did me so dirt nasty crazy bootsy fucking bellows like holy fucking shit like that actually it literally sent me straight into christianity like i became right i became a christian for fucking real page oh yeah for real page yeah for surely for surely because of that mf like dead ass um and said some nasty evil shit to me on our first date and i still like was like his literally like literally looked like a salamander it's bouncing around in our brain like a marvel like i genuinely don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it oh my god like some of the fucking guys that i literally for some for some reason when my brain was still simply like the ingredients and not like the thing yet you know what i mean like they um and god forbid you're a young girl dating with a car because you want do you want to talk about being an uber do you want to talk about being an uber freshman year or no does anyone want to talk about um going on a date with someone that calls you so many times they freeze your phone like remember when someone could call you so many times it would freeze your iphone yeah and text you so many times it would freeze your iphone like when you get one of those mfs and you still go back in the ring it's like hey how were we to know and we and that's what i mean y'all that's what i mean thank you for sharing your story and like one day i'll share mine and like we'll just like lmf year just like we was just you know what i mean like we was just simply learning the instructions so it's just like you know love to her love to that diva all right well great hi dom hi maya hi sab um so my story is not like a hookup story or like a deep story it's about my ex that i recently found out had cheated on me with his co-worker um and that's not the kicker girl i found out that he um that he bought a spell not once but twice so yeah i found out that my ex of six years mind you he bought a spell for his co-worker to fall in love with him twice and they were 20 bucks each each from manifestationbff.com which i don't know about y'all that's crazy but yeah that's my story and i'm sticking to it bye love you guys first off love you so much and you just have the cutest voice ever like i just i just do have to say that second and again i wonder like honestly maybe we should start submitting ages like when we talk about this because again like you know you know we unc so me imagining like a 27 year old man like buying a manifestation spell to like make his co-worker fall in love with me that just don't make no goddamn sense it don't now if you were to tell me you know what you know we a cool santee 18 i'd be like well his brain's still mush like he don't he's no that's giving like because why are you buying spells if a man oh first off talk about like men and women's fields i'm literally about to start letting the tears just fall down like that like i'm like dude dude okay you guys when we were in portland i we told this at live shows i don't know we didn't i don't think we talked about it on the podcast but when we were in portland i don't which shout the fuck out yeah portland on some fierce shit y'all bitches are fierce like i'm like y'all bitches fierce uh-uh they on some other shit i thought some witchy shit over there i fuck with portland so heavy anyways at our live show there there is this girl who's telling us about be weary of buying spells because dead ass play that her friend bought a spell for this guy and then what i can't even remember what the spell was for but she like bought uh some sort of like spell or something for him and the witch literally like took a screenshot of the guy and like found him on instagram and literally was like hey this girl bought a spell for you like da da da da xyz lmnop yeah and he blocked her shit which is which is t i'm gonna be real which is t because because it's just like a that's the universe's bigger i don't play with that a one thing yes i'll say here like candle i always say i personally on some morality shit i'm not buying no type of love nothing i'm not doing no love spells i'm not doing no whatever because the t is you don't want to be manifesting something unaligned because you're forcing it to come is my t now in this situation i don't know how you found out i don't know what the vibe is but it would make sense that you are protected in the sense that whatever spell he bought however it went down well he done really fucked up what he already had you see because it's like okay you okay you want love over here then we gonna have to get rid of all this right we gonna have to get of everything you have because ultimately i don't know how long it's been you know we might still be in the process like i i hold however you're feeling about this emotionally i hold it and from a third person like pulled back you know what i mean like i can look at it very objectively i'm like you're protected you're protected you're simply protected because what the fuck because what the fuck it's literally like first off anyone don't do that shit like just what's meant for you will be yours yeah it cannot miss you and it will find yes yes amen like and the story the lord's prayer like and deliver us from temptation because now now now it's awkward now it's awkward as fuck so you know what girl keep pushing and to him like rotten rotten piss like i don't fucking know you I hope you do some deeper inner stuff i don't know like that's really crazy i'm like good luck charlie forty dollars down the drain for forty dollars for a love spell for a co-worker bitch we all fall in love with our co-workers hoe you ain't heard of that before enough forced proximity learn about forced proximity and then just stop just quit progressives accident response can contact emergency services if you're in a major accident the only thing worse than someone you love being in a car accident is being in a car accident is not being able to help them so progressive is here to help when you can't so 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weren't walked around this downtown area we got like dessert whatnot and he took me back to this house he was staying at we hooked up whatever and then like the next day or so i got this dm from this like random girl on instagram and was like hey are you hooking up with so-and-so and i was like um hello and apparently he had a girlfriend he was um bragging about hooking up with like lots of random chicks in this group chat including myself um and to top it all off i learned that the house that he took me to was not his it was his girlfriend's parents house because they were out of town and he was supposed to be watching their house so safe to say i never talked to that guy again oh my god i'm like and this is what like in this i'm just like the i just the audacity the um the nerve like if all of the men that we hear about in these stories like took that same fearlessness that same audacity that same reckoning behavior they could be doctors they could save lives they could do research they could build houses they could help with skyscrapers we wouldn't have war like wouldn't have genuinely wouldn't we would be so much more evolved as a society because here's genuinely you guys no bullshit but if i was his girlfriend i would have been on channel 10 looking fucking i would have been on usa today teeth missing bitch i would have like my parents house my parents my parents house i would have my parents house i would have actually literally bones and all i would have had to eat you up bones and all i would have actually had to literally put you in a fire pit roast you up on a spike turn it turn it turn it turn it turn it turn it turn it turn it literally fast for three days put my shit up in a messy bun put on some gangster motherfucking rap and eat you bones and all from the fucking i would actually have to it's either that or like death by a thousand cuts like i actually would have you dexter style locked away that my parents house and this is why like we don't do these no more because it's just like what if you're speechless like that doesn't lend itself to like a talking situation like i genuinely don't even know what to say that's a good story though that's a good story that's a that's a good story i just like that was like the fantastic mr fox like i don't that's like fucking crazy that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy i've never been so gagged in my no like the light like i can feel it leaving like i'm like okay great um thank you for sharing next next person i'm sorry all right so my worst story i was hooking up with a guy and i drove to his place he told me to park anywhere on the street because it was only street parking this will be relevant and i would go over there park my car we get down to business the entire time we were having sex my phone kept blowing up and i was ignoring it because a girl was busy and eventually later i pick up my phone and realize i have missed calls from the cops and my parents so i was like what the fuck i pick up or i ended up calling them back and what happened was the cops thought i abandoned my car on the street i didn't and they towed it and so they pulled the registration which was under my parents and they called them my parents into around a graveyard i don't know why and around this time a girl got murdered so they thought i was murdered i was not i was busy having sex like a whore and so they ended up sending a cop to this guy's house and i come out with half an eyelash and sex hair and they told me my car's been towed x y and z so my friend had to drive me to go to walmart to get my car she got me girl cookies because she felt bad and a plan b and and later on the guy ended up paying me back in double for getting my car towed but at that time it was horrible i love y'all bye why was that one kind of tea though no damn andy paid you back double i'm like honestly he he got he ate that one thing honestly we needed a little hope in the chat the the glimmer was gone from maya's eyes i knew we needed a little and thank you no honestly like that that eight that eight that eight because honestly like period like what's a girl to do and honestly you know what yeah respect hey respect the pain the double hey i would have been like listen anytime no i'm like running back i'll fuck i'll park on the street again uh just kidding i'm just kidding um like literally how my friend dropped me off and be like my car got towed like i don't know um love okay well that was kind of awesome that was awesome great let's get dark again oh great so honestly when i was 19 the cursed 19 year old relationship please if you are 19 get out of that relationship dear fucking god but yes please um but we did it for a year and a half broke up he was very toxic very bad anyways uh so like post-dating we did the toxic back and forth like what you do when you're 19 and desperate and um so that finally ends right and for six months no contact he is dming me on twitter like literally begging begging begging me my birthday new year's christmas thanksgiving any holiday even on his birthday he's texting like i miss you um so after six months i got ghosted on my birthday and i was like let me see what the streets are actually saying so we run it back that summer my birthday is in june by the way so we run it back that summer and towards august i'm like i'm not really fucking with this like you're on the same vibe i'm done and you're honestly just ugly now like thanks for the dick bye oh no no two weeks i get a hey girly message there's not just one two three or four girls so it's five including me we were all at the same time uh and then i got diagnosed with um hpv uh and his mom and sister knew and he all took us on separate vacations so yeah well and you see a love bomber with money now it's awkward huh taking bitches on vacations now it's awkward are you fucking kidding me and again just like bored like do y'all know y'all can just like hang out with yourself like what do you mean four girlfriends bitch i barely see my fucking friends anymore and your mom and your sister now and your mom and your sister now your mom and your sister now that's why he liked that the enabling shit the enabling the the misogynoir the misogynoir because i'm personally not raising no fucking man that's going around taking four different girls on vacations out of whoop your fucking ass i'm raising the kind of man that i will literally the same way a dad has gusto about their son because being in football is the same way i'm raising my son with the same fucking gusto for rupaul's drag race so it's like bitch don't even okay that is um that is actually so fucking sick now we're girlfriends that's what i mean damn not even just like that's what i mean that's what i mean vacation all i've ever wanted i mean bro that is like wow guys we just and you she's like do we even need men if we have rose toys do we next caller okay mine is a bad date and a hookup in one so a couple years ago i had just gotten broken up with with a longtime boyfriend and this guy slid in my dms he was really cute and he invited me on a date so he picks me up for the date we're having a kiki but he's low-key spending like a lot of time talking about his ex-girlfriend and how some things i do are reminding him of her and i'm like okay whatever buddy then he invites me after the day he invites me to come watch a movie at his house at this point in time we're still both younger so we're still both living at each other's parents house but he mentions that his parents are on vacation so that's why i said yes so he drives us to his parents house having a kiki kind of there watching a movie one thing leads to another we start hooking up and he's like oh my god i'm so excited i'm so excited hooking up in the middle of the hookup y'all he legit says you gotta be quiet my parents are here i'm sorry what like i swear to god when he said that my ass cheeks like legit like turn into raisins like i clenched so hard i was like actually like i gotta go home so it was really awkward because he had to drive me back home because he was the one that picked me up for the date and the entire cart ride he was just pissed off at me so i blocked him because where does lying get you why are we lying because where does lying get you for real because here's the thing can we talk about adam ate the damn apple first that's why he got the fucking adam's apple that's why that's men that's why men have a fucking adam's apple in their throat bitch and women do not because you know who ate that apple first and lied about it adam that's a real fucking tea no one wants to fucking talk about we're literally about to turn into like a christian podcast so generally is the way y'all lie with that's what i mean sis had meant 120 mama not a hundred would you not a hundred and ten a hundred and twenty percent conviction because no one else could lie no one else but why like you're lying you're lying you're lying you're lying you're like that's such a nasty ass lie hundred and i personally i that 120 conviction bro you know what you can't that is just you are just like why lie why are they such fucking liars bro does anyone want to tell me why some like i feel drunk dude you know what's so crazy too i remember like this is probably what i this is first like probably like high school i'll never forget this freshman year high school like really like fucking a peanut bro like dead ass and i was like no one gave a fuck about me like no one was searching for me no one was looking for me like whatever so i really was just an observer of like the culture of i feel that what was happening and there was this guy who was like bust down like he was like the jacob bell lordy of our school like he was like tea bootsy bellows like everyone was like oh and there was this girl who was bust down like she was literally like the most bust down one of the most bust down girls at our school and there was this other girl who was also bust down but she was more low-key like she was like like that the the one girl i'll call her like carla like carla was like that that bitch and everyone like collectively like everyone knew about her everyone was like carla carla carla but the other girl i'll call her jordan like jordan she was just like she was bad as shit but like low-key bad like you know if you know you know about jordan if you don't you don't so jacob bell lordy jacob i'll call him jacob it's not actually jacob lordy don't worry because i would have handled business i would have tried i would have tried to handle business and like got i don't know like actually like uh anyways so um it doesn't really matter like jordan's bad as fuck like i'm fucking with her da da da da and i was like period like jordan's like everything like she's so t like period and he was just like keying with me like whatever and it was really proximity shit and so with that being said he's keying with me about jordan and then carla starts like you know like now we're maybe like three weeks into the school year and carla like you know people are starting to try to like pair people up and shit and then and everyone's like trying to put like carla and jacob together so he dead ass bro like the only reason why i know the bts is because like i knew jordan on the side i knew fucking jacob on the side and i knew carla from afar and dead ass bro he started acting like he when i tell you did not know her like genuinely like switched up so crazy like literally if i was like oh like he would have been like oh hi nice to meet you like i'm jacob and that was my first experience with like when when men when i tell you men lie like they will actually do some lies that will almost make you think it's the truth like he really had he was acting so fucking brand new that i was like i started what i was like you don't know jordan i've been sitting next to you in science this whole you are not jordan like what what dude girl he don't know jordan that's when i was like lesson number one for fucking real page bro that's and that's when i was like girls who tell like with conviction bro like he did that shit to me for fucking real page and then men are like no no i've seen you niggas lie in a way we're satan bitch satan freshman year boy he had your shit ready to go literally fucking he had your shit like this shit really bringing us back to christianity ready to go bro he had your shit oh he really had your shit ready to go like look i was like look to jesus bro like i was really like she was out in the quad she was out and jordan took that shit like all right like she's mad as fuck i would have too but and carla like she obviously i was just like i don't know what cause and they and they stayed together like almost all four years of high school because he was like kind of like top shit she was like top shit so it was the impressionable minds like you literally push them two together like fuck it no dead ass and he had fine shit like already real like real shit and i'm not saying carla wasn't real shit i'm just saying that like that's where the heart was you see before he started listening to that shit to that noise to that noise that had him lying that chata that had him lying like in a way that made satan smile bitch like he had saying like damn you hit that you hit that like ew that's evil bro that's evil let me stop it's evil as shit bro okay one two more easy okay two more light two more easy in light or one hi divas i love the podcast cast i love dom and i love mine i love sav and i love what you feel i've been watching you guys for so long but anyways i was messing with this guy like we were on and off situationship type of ordeal and he was a really big fan of the weekend and my last draw is when we hooked up i went to his house and basically um every single time we would have or we were about to have sex um he would play a weekend song like he would literally stop and be like wait wait wait i know the perfect song and he would just play like a random weekend song and he would stroke to the beat of the song and i could not take him seriously because as this man was giving me mid back shot i was laughing into the pillow and basically he was like oh you like that shit huh and i just laughed harder but he thought i was moaning so yeah i never trust a man that's really into the weekend so yeah anyways love you love you we love you i love being a girl i love you that's so fun that's so fucking funny he can't feel like he just needs airpods he just needs airpods i love you listen at this point i'm like whatever get the girls on b whatever get the girls on b like get you a metronome app like i don't know and i'm just i know he was at home like he was feeling his judge i know i know he saw his reddit thread like perfect way to get your stroke perfect beats like he literally saw like a reel that was like here are the perfect songs for back shots like it's just like hey you know what i mean like they were a man he just needed one airpod no and like normalize like laughing during like sometimes like normalize it and then no like sometimes when you just it's so bad you just have to lmfao sometimes it's just funny you have to ruffle copter but i've listened i've had i've had the experience of like somebody really think they doing they big one and you're like low-key in your head like i'm about to tell the girls and then they like they start like talking shit because they think they and they just you know like they'd be like oh yeah you like fucking with that i'd be like girl whatever i'm like girl listen no i'm like no i literally want the one time that literally i already talked about this but just personally i can't lie so like when that's happened to me in the past i'll be like i mean you know i mean um thinking about you shout out the weekend um thank you wow that's a good memory that's mom lore well i don't know if you tell your kid that but you know what i mean that's auntie lore yeah um one of the worst things that i've been on was when i was 18 i think um i'm in university now but yeah i went to university and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go to university and i went out with this girl who gave me a rose for valentine's day and we went out on a date right i thought it was just going to be us two but then i noticed that she invited her best friend to come with her which was cool i didn't mind so we were watching the movie and like as i'm trying to talk to her i turn around and then i see her mother sitting behind us yeah and yeah she was sitting behind us and she was watching us so a lot at that moment i was just thinking to myself what could i do with this situation maybe she thought we were gonna do something which i don't have to say we weren't i wasn't planning on doing anything but yeah i do understand that she wanted her sense of security but still i think it is a bit excessive to invite her best friend and her mother along with us when she was the one who suggested that we go on the date or maybe she i don't know but i mean she has some reasons i'm just saying it was a very awkward situation for me and i was just wow you know i didn't know what to do yeah and a jay i'm a barbie girl at the end of the day i'm gonna stay with the barbies but like sorry about that twin you know the mom the mom is the mom is od the mom's od the mom's like the mom's like wait fuck the mom's od because i am as y'all know you know i can't sit here and say that like i haven't also invited my friends on like every single date so like you know yeah kudos for being cool um with that but um your mom turning around and seeing anyone's mom i'd be like the only time my mom's ever been on a date was when i was in seventh grade and i went to go see rio at the movies and she sat with us and his dad shout out because they were on some you know we were kids so they were literally like we just need to like make sure y'all like get to the movie save type shit we like held hands like under the seat because we weren't like our parents are right there shout out rio but i mean that was like girl like i was a kid you know so it's like okay like yeah your mom like i couldn't even drive so it's like well they were both gonna have to wait outside anyway um but she's like why would my mom be there no no no no well i wonder like maybe like she comes from like a more conservative like background where like like chaperoning for real for real my tea with that too is like i think that you know we ask the men for the same thing so it's only fair but i think you know if your mom's gonna come like ain't no shame in the game but maybe just tell him no i know i would i would like i feel like that was the thing where maybe but maybe she was i feel like my mom would do that shit for real like like my mom would have done that shit so bad i mean not when i'm 18 but like if i was like in high school like oh yeah i was like 16 or something and i would have told my mom like oh like i'm going on a date she'd be like oh word like where right and like would have pulled up nasty with the pucci outfit for sure i mean because like yeah you know as to this person's point like i'm sure that there was a reason for all the things but i'm just like listen if you're rocking in one of them where you're like my mom gonna come to the first five dates i know we 26 but like i'm just like you know you know what i mean like i feel like the gag is more in the like oh i'm turning around and like there's your mom and not like the you know what i mean like yeah i thought it was really sweet though how he kept being like maybe she just needed safety no i appreciate it and you know what there is a reason yeah i'm like i did think that was really sweet that yeah you acknowledge the understanding the understanding but you know the double up is just fun it's just funny and he was hey he was cool about the friends no right what can we say hey you cool hey you hey you know what i mean you're the one guy about you you're the one like cishet we let i mean i don't know if you're we don't know which ot is but you know what i mean like it's giving like maybe so it's just like hey i just want to let you know you cool for that you cool with us bro um well this was this was this was the thing that we did this was the thing we used to do um um we still have some more so maybe if maybe we'll bleed it over someday or something you know what i mean like a page there's some really good ones i will say that like have to stay on patreon because of the content of it yeah so that would be interesting to to do one day if y'all are down yeah we'll definitely do the next like well yeah if we don't do like a love is well maybe we'll do like a love is blind we can do yeah we can do all of it we'll let y'all know as we like put stuff on yeah obviously yeah we should definitely run those on the patreon so youtube doesn't literally like try to throw a dagger at us but like yeah so if you like this episode more on patreon to come we will let you know when that is there but guys thanks for being here and like thanks for two years of just like being here and growing with us and like it's been crazy i cannot believe it's been two years but a i can't believe it's two years and i can't believe we used to do these like kind of consistently yes we did yes we did um we love you guys and thank you for being here and we'll see you a next week y'all know where to find us a and neighborhood watch smiling neighborhood watch like genuinely like think about the lesbian community think about it's kind of tea y'all and by kind of tea it's the only tea i'm letting y'all know like y'all y'all think like man a a a like i'm just letting you know like low key you can find yourself hey listen i'm gonna do a two minute like you know little yes soapbox yes for the lesbian community here's the thing i just think i was straight i did i did 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