The Order of the Golden Fleece

He looks like he's shocked like am I getting pranked right now like they handed a million dollar check He's like is this really happening? He looks like he just found out That he has to pay the taxes on the Subaru that he won on the prices, right? But they've got the camera on him and the audience is going nuts But he's like what the fuck? Welcome to DeepWalkers Where are you going right now? They cranked a 5G up and then we just all get shaken and baked in microwave I love it, I didn't say that you absolute moron There is no dinosaurs, those were Nephilim giants from the Bible and Lucifer is in the Vatican Yes, oh, okay got it. I think space is probably like just a giant liquid Build it up, see how the wealth went about the collapse release the gaze. Are you going to get the jet? Never Oh, we're in it. Welcome back A lot of chaos. I apologize everybody on the other shows. I apologize to those What are they called on our show? What do we call them? We can have so many names for them Do we have a name for the listeners of the show? We call what we call them bottom barrel. We call them something. We love you I want apologize for no show last week as my fault I had a credible bad back It has to be bottom feeders. Yeah, that does sound right. We love them. We had so many great suggestions though. Yeah, god dang God In the first 10. I love it. God. How's your back way better? My wrist is better. I literally had the worst god It was so annoying dealing with him with a bad back and his fucking secretary. He's turned his girlfriend into He was like I pictured him is like a Dickens character just laid up in bed. Tell them I'll call Bro, it hurts so much and I'm top of that No, it hurts so much. I just sat there like I spent like two day my kids stayed for two days I was just laying in bed dude. I couldn't get up to play with my kids. What do you think? What do you think did it? I know what it was. I wrote too hard. I went 30. I was going 30-minute row I went from 10 to 20 to 30 Yeah, you and I just pushed it and then I didn't stretch before or after I was like I'm done and I went to bed And it just so the next day I was like, oh my legs are a little like soar, but that's okay That's from the road and then the next day my back goes click and I was just in Vegas in my bedroom Not leaving my room. Oh sure sure sure When do you get a reformer because I feel like that's your next evolution? What do you mean a Pilates reformer? I should do Pilates so it'd probably help and I guess your abdominal wall completely failed you Yeah completely failed me. You have no core. Yeah, I need what I need to do is stretch before and after I need to get limber. I don't I don't know. Yes Well, anyway, he's getting the comments and listen we missed you guys so much Tonight's crazy to do it every day is crazy deri season takes no days off. Yeah No, I gotta say Donald Trump is a blessing to this podcast. Yeah, you know, it really is. Did you see he posted or tweeted like 150 times last night or something? No, did he really? Yeah, just gunked out He must have too many dyed coax and just went for it Don't go in there. Don't go in there. He is seven die coax a dinner Seven die coax a lot of exciting stuff coming. Yeah, I mean They said that the things are getting worse. It's just things are getting more obvious That's the problem. We've always been like we hit your dates and then we'll get into all of it Where are you gonna be? Sandrabley.com click events. I'm gonna be in Minneapolis December 11 through the 13th then I'm spending New Year's Eve at my favorite club on planet earth the dojo of comedy and then the big show Which has come together. We should be announcing the matchups very soon. I can't wait to you guys see this It's gonna be just chaos January 10th word war debate in the Glank City Caesar's Palace It's gonna be a whole new reality January 10th and 11th. We'll be like did it go well? Did it go well? So we're very excited, dude Very excited. Oh, that's really that's awesome It's gonna be chaos That won't be doing color. I'm gonna be like the panel discussing it. Yeah, it's gonna be hilarious And how's how's how many days since last incident? About an hour and a half oh shit, huh? Yeah, I have to get back in on my essay a program You have like a little Buddha on a mantle. Yeah, dude. I looked around and all the Jesus face the other way They're like we don't want to see this. How dare you? I'm gonna get back guys trust me on that I'm ready. I'm ready to give it up. I'm ready to get all the vices and sin out of my life We have to get to the comment of the week. I forgot to tell you I Got I'm I'm staring down the barrel at a I Got a new game, dude Claire obscure expedition 33 have you heard about this? Oh my god. Oh my god You're playing a new game. Oh my god Is it weird to play video games and be a dad at the same? No, it's impossible. It's not weird. It's impossible. So Yeah, the paint oh the giant 33 on it. Yeah, so crazy Yeah, now the painter stands before the office obelisk and wipes away the number and then every Number that she wipes away the people that are older than that number in the society die. What? So they got to send expeditions out there to go figure out what she's doing while she's doing this I it's it's so rich the world and the narrative is so Unbelievably rich and I can't stop playing it but I have a six a six six month old at the house. So It does that it doesn't work. I can't it doesn't work. You can't put all your time and effort into it like you used to How did your wife put up with you? A lot of resentment. I'm sure just just an acknowledgement that it's a stage that that he worked on very hard Through most of this year, and now it's the holidays. He's just taking his foot off the gas a little bit. That's okay I just remember when my dad came home. We just left in the fuck alone We just left him alone. Hey dad worked all day. Let him just decompress and chill out and work kids And we're gonna do whatever the fuck we want because these parents want us out of the house. Yeah, and it's so funny I've been talking about a slot in the pocket back when we kids our parents would kick us out of the house And now they don't because there's pedophiles everywhere and now the kids come inside there on the pad Just talking to pedophiles the whole time. Yeah, it's really it's really sad It's like it's like it's sad to see that you're damned if you do you damned if you don't yeah I just saw like a story about like roblox like the amount of that are on roblox that like they knew about what is that What is roblox? It's this weird thing where you just you don't understand the game You're like this might be the stupidest thing I've ever like you just run around and it's a way to get your kids to spend all your money Yeah, is it like Minecraft no minecraft your building stuff or destroying stuff What is roblox is like And this is a there's a breeding ground for for peas. Yeah, pixel they're calling them pixel pedophiles and profits over this We say pee in the first time I don't know he'll he'll be a bit. All right. Oh, we forgot to say You know, let me say we got to get to the comment of the week But fans have been reaching out and just just loving the show and it's really really awesome to hear you guys Having a good time with it a lot of people people sorry, I'm just pretty upset about it So I got a little talk a lot of people have been Referring to him as dark smith in their outreach. Yeah, that's not why can't we call him dark smith because he is not dark smith right now I haven't shed my clothes. No, he's not molded. He's son of a banker Okay, please refer him as son of a banker. Yeah, it's son of a banker. It's not like you son of a bitch You're lucky. That was a cute thing. I've ever seen in my life. I was I would lose my freaking mind right now Yeah, you can't get mad at him. Wait till the personality comes out. It's gonna be hilarious. Oh, dude It's all right. They're negotiating with them. You can't just tell them what to do my daughter Oh, yeah, this looks like some pee stuff. Oh, yeah total peace At least half who said who's that big guy and that's that that jack. Oh, yeah, I have the skins are satin It's like this is crazy piece Yeah, that's a hot dog Oh, there's a pizza guys Where's the pizza shop for the kids get diddle look? There's a list. Oh dang it. That's a that's a non-binary character And there's lizards lizard chef. Yeah, that's true. No, he makes pizza look at that hat. That's a pizza hat Yeah, that's a coal fire kind of lizard There's one guy back there who's so torqued up and ready to pee that he's only got one eye It's just really messed up the whole thing is so messed up So yeah, just put hey, here's an idea put a freaking put a freaking book in front of your kids Yeah, put it put a chicken and make your maker gay Okay, oh, by the way Sam is Sam's a bit of a suzer at times, you know, I like to give him shit for being wrong about everything but In our unreleased worst episode ever which you can get a patreon.com slash a.k.a Couple of those this might be our work. Oh, no, this is the word. Oh, this is the truss us. Oh, this is worse Well, I mean, well if you're not progressing you're not living that's 100% right? So in that set episode Sam did mention that What was it apple? Yeah, you were saying specifically about apple, but it was like that every all of these apple things were like lesbians putting it lesbian authors It's unbelievable levy lesbian warriors lesbian authors lesbian to everything who can beat up everybody by the way This is unbelievable to me for sure But yeah, no the the main character of pleuribus is is a Lesbian author and then also the main character of beast and me is a lesbian author Yeah, they just they they're just running out of like care like how many less different types of lesbians can we have well? Well, well, the lesbian and beast and me writes kind of Thrilling nonfiction I would say began her career with a memoir and then pleuribus is DA is Actually, like kind of more of a avatar The first chick to deal with the out of control prisoners is a lesbian guard a female guard I mean hey, we're really happy about the opportunities for lesbians opportunities the exposure a lot of boochie chicks able to and it was like Kurt massacre was on fire the kid and I'm sure Brian enjoyed that that must have been a fun conversation For Brian to have to deal with Kurt Mesker said some very interesting and he was like have you noticed that the actors are getting uglier and the politicians are getting prettier Because there's just this whole saying for the longest time that washing DC is just Hollywood with ugly people Mm-hmm, and now they're kind of flipping it Dude Hollywood like Hollywood doesn't hold a candle to DC In terms of ugly not in terms of ugly in terms of depravity I think DC is like it's right there though I don't know. It's it's it's it's it's it's so crazy There's not that many hotties in government though. Well like what are we talking about? I mean Nancy Mace are we talking about Lauren Bober? Are we talking about H.O.C. with her huge peach? I mean AOC has got a fat Well, she doesn't that was a General you know, but she still is a fat piece, but but I mean it's Hollywood bed. Bed. It's Hollywood All right, we got to get to some fucking things dude the funniest thing real quick is Amazon has like these like Christmas shows and Have you seen how I look at that dude? That's the old school top five sexiest male politicians You could fuck his neck You could you could spit on his like who do you write? It's quasi-modo is like how do you how do you not beat that guy go look at this? Go ahead and spit spit right under my chin right there Feel like fuck my water Fuck my wife. It looks like a man. Okay. Oh, that's Chuck Schumer's. All right. We've got to get into Yeah, and we read it out loud. Yeah, I could always pump it in and post pump it in and post Pumped it wild great job, Ryan the pump that in and post. That was great. That was loud and clear That was loud and queer. Oh sure. This is from De Calavik Dylan looks like he teaches the elderly had a build bird houses Big shout out to D's time stamps just doing great work big super chat donation time codes all of our stuff It's really really sweet. It's probably AI, but I it's still it's still an effort. There's good AI band AI JBS X 542 the sparkle and young Ryan's eyes let me know that everything's gonna be okay I don't know why that wasn't that good, but Like I get good comments. We're just taking beatings over here Yeah, Dylan, you're half the woman can this is This show should be called is that a rock is that knock on you or her? I think it's a knock on me Curfbear says Dylan looks like Rachel Maddof. She was a bigger lesbian. Can you guys give him can you make fun of him a little bit? I think the comment of the week is the one about Ryan's eyes from JBS X great job. Great job Okay, so we've got a lot of crazy stuff out there With this DC shooter Accused National Guard Shooter held without bond after pleading not guilty to murder and assault charges from hospital bed I can't tell his emotions in this picture. Can you like no? I was thank you for saying that He looks like he's shocked like am I getting pranked right now? Like they handed him a million dollar check. He's like is this really happening? But they've got the camera on him and the audience is going nuts And he's like what the fuck? It's actual It's such a weird picture and he says he's a weird guy. What do you think is going on? I'm gonna stand desk wide. I mean there's a lot of drama going on. I love how people are like he was radicalized in Washington Yeah, he was radicalized in Afghanistan. Yeah, he was recruited to kill people. Yeah, he was recruiting by the CIA by the CIA 100% that's it. He said so in a weird way the this guy sound weird But they basically he worked for the US government against his own country and then they well against Against the people that he perceived was trying to destroy his country It would be like you would be like if you if you were a 50 Sorry, I got the giggles. It would be like if you were a 15-year-old radical Yeah, and you were just tired of all the lesbian authors and somebody came to you and you were like They were like we need you to to kill woke me and you'd be like yeah, that's fine That's fucking go they're destroying the country. No, he just he didn't like the Taliban. So Yeah, but in reality it's his own people I mean But you don't have to swear fealty to your country if the people that are running your country are horrible people I feel like if if you're in if you're working for your invaders You're working for the people destroying your country. Mm-hmm. All right, when it comes if you're working for us then definitely yeah 100% Yeah, so in a weird way and I'm not saying this is a good thing Sins, but you know because you because you hear stories about the U.S. going in promising all these people you work for us After we'll give you Applebee's gift cards. You're gonna be able to go to Walmart triple-dipper You're gonna be able to go to Chuck cheese with your kids. Yeah, and then the war ends and they just leave these people to die Have you ever seen a giant rat DJ a kids party? That's the kind of utopia we have if you look at for single moms a coke problem So we're about to take you to mecca. Yeah, and they're still overweight. It's confusing, but they do have a coke problem They do put out and that's all you need to know So anyways, it's really but the question is do you Sam Tripoli? think that he was still embedded In a zero-unit kind of gambit and was asked to do this or do you think he just went a wall and did it? I think he was asked to do it To what end well because you know the new thing that happens, which is gonna last long cuz it is a strawberry a sigh lemonade I just picked up a little treat for me. You're loud. You work hard. Yeah, I know what makes it a sigh Now is it caffeine? That's caffeine. Okay. Yeah, I got to get home. I got a baby to take care of it I got to get through the forgotten battlefield. Well, I get I get it dude. I get it. I respect it so So gotta get a recode because my skill tree is all fucked up with Luna. Anyway, sorry. Go ahead Anything else you want to get on? No, no, sorry, I apologize. I apologize. I Think that he's still on on the payroll Because there's this thing that people do not when there's a major Major like what they call impact event They'll start googling people within the impact of that you think I don't sit at your feet. I do sometimes sit at your feet You know, I am a and the Google it and they'll find out if anyone Google these people's names before the event went down and people We're googling this guy's name. Yeah, we're really that's turning into quite a smoking gun for a lot of these things They're not gonna allow you to do that very soon soon. They will take that ability to see you think that's real though. I do I Don't understand how do people access data people have access to all sorts of data I don't even know how they ask the day want to give data out. Oh look at all this data. We got data's king Data's the new oil that everyone wants that data. I know, but what I mean I And listen, you know, not everybody thinks like me. Thank God, right? Thank God But who was out there going. I wonder if anybody was searching this guy's name and It's a brand new thing to that data. I don't know It's just data. It just started around the Charlie Kirk thing like was anyone googling Tyler Robinson's name sure shit There's somebody right there. Yeah, who's it was anyone googling that college before sure shit. There it is Yeah, is anyone googling this guy's name before sure shit. There it is now Andrew Bostomata, you know the guy with the headband CIA guy X CIA guy. Oh the guy with the luxurious hair. Uh-huh. Yeah, he said there's no way That the Charlie Kirk thing Happened with one guy Then there's no way no, but does that make you think differently about it because he's he's very clearly No, I mean it broke clocks right twice a day. Okay. Got it. All right, so yeah, there was um if Hitler says that it's 915 right now It doesn't maybe go is it 915? Yeah, if if Hitler was like orange are the worst starbursts I'd be like listen, I'm not a fan, but I do agree with that to how what what what get out of here you think orange is the worst No, no, no, no, no, I don't think that Everyone including Hitler and except for you think hold on. Let's go to the tie Orange is the worst flavor I think I might go for lemon. Oh stop. Thank you. I'll take lemon over orange orange. I fight I dig through the package just to see if I can find orange. Well, you have a week of dominant wall on a blind tongue That's true And lady risk you don't you do not have a list of risk that I covered in hair You have risks that I'm talking about how thick they are your wrists push over a lease agreement that you shouldn't Sign this either I decide to so you want to hear something crazy? Can we answer Do you want to hear something crazy? I mean, I'd like I'd love to yeah, so Chase bank calls me six months ago It's like hey did check out this new fraud protection thing we got. It's gonna be great for you. You should try like okay I'll try so it gets it so like if you get charge over a certain amount They tell you and they won't accept anything that you haven't put into the system So you have all these like auto pay things so you put in these magic numbers so they'll let it auto pay But no matter how much I did that with my car, it would reject the payment and then we would fix it I thought it was good and then I'll get hit by the car loan place Be like you haven't paid your your bill in three months. I'm like, what are you talking about you're on auto pay? Yeah, you haven't paid it go back to all we messed up. Let's fix it here putting these numbers. I did that like three times Durant skank fast my credit was 830. That's a good credit. That's a phenomenal credit, right? That's great credit two days ago I go because I might get a different car because my lease is up on my car. Guess what my credit was 750 716 oh What yeah, they totally F me in my B dog They just took my butt and just turned into a highway Dude highway's got a lot of traffic. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. They dreamed it. Oh Rammett come on now ram it ram it Come on Eric Dickerson was just running for mad yards in my butt dog God he was so talented Now I'm gonna sound like a dick. Okay, but it hasn't stopped you before Thank you for sharing I mean what the fuck was the point of that's why did I bring it on why did you bring that? I thought I should have brought another question. Why is 10th planet or 818 copying Kylie Jenner's shitty tequila logo for their merch? I don't know. This is speaking of merch Big announcement coming. We got merch and Don't shit on my dojo dog That's pathetic dude. They will choke you out. No, they won't oh the end they will no they won't yeah Cuz you're gonna try to do your tie boxing and they all take tie boxing so they're gonna walk through your kicks They're gonna get a hold of you and choke you out See this shit, bro. Yeah, I want you dude. You're not even doing that anymore. Yeah, you don't even do that anymore No, I haven't done it in years. I know you need to go back. I'll tell you what though I still shout out box like Rhonda. Okay in front of your daughter now that she's impressed Watch dude the fact that Rhonda is gonna try to get into a boxing ring With a professional boxer. Yeah, whatever money you got put it on the professional boxer unless she throws the fight These are clown car shows though So whatever you think is is going to happen just bet against it. Oh, so you think Rhonda's gonna win Yeah, oh, they're all like all of these exhibitions are like the the nastyest Do you think Jake Paul will care if he totally rigs that fight against him? He's gonna rig the fight. I mean just rigs it so bad. You know, I kind of like it you like we're losing like We're losing the direction of the show for sure. Okay, but we're losing our our What is it what desire for entertainment? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Honestly, what is what does everybody say the Trump is always care institutions? We're losing our institutions corrupt Sports was something that that we we were kind of like you know the tossing fights and stuff like that and also and just cut all this out But the don't leave it the front jewelers like when I saw the French Heist I was like that makes me so happy We need to get back to doing robbing and robbing 100% you know, I mean I don't show you bank robberies on the news because you know You'd be cheering for them. Go. Did anyone died? No go go get away get away get that money Yeah, yeah, and if one person died it was you'd be like well, were they trying to be a hero? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let it go I really apologize for the last two minutes. Let's go to the next tab What do we got here? We're doing zero units or let's not do zero units, but but base it Basically these zero units are the CIA goes into what their CIA cutouts They're operated by the military Yeah, but the CIA is the one their malicious. They're malicious. So he was recruited at a very young age and he probably snapped Let's go to the the Twitter thing real quick just to One over oh Yeah, this is it we'll do culture corner real quick. This shit cracks me up. No, you know what let's We we got off on it. We didn't do I think we're crushing. Do you think so? Yeah, you overanalyze these things You remind me of me back in the day are she fear goes hey, dude I just need you to know this that you're trying to work up here and everybody else is working down here You dumb you're you you want Michael Jordan flu games all the time. We yeah. Have you seen what people like that's real that's really sweet More hot garbage. That's really nice. All right, yeah a couple minutes of garbage cornering then garbage cornering Because we got it. We got to talk about the Genesis mission. Okay. I'm down for it. We're now right all right We're just talking to Afghanistan zero unit kill squad well, but but after that I'm about black eyes knocking up entire families. I just still feel really bad about that hole You know, I couldn't find I still can't find the word. What is it institutions and the whole throw on the button? That was tough anyway, they say that Alzheimer's is entering 20s and 30 colon cancer and early onset Alzheimer's Let's probably not to do it the show. Let's roll this is something I've never seen before this guy is a savage a daughter Impregnated by the same man and what are their names? This isn't a cold and the daughter is perfectly fine with this Those are some chunky babies by the way Look how chunky these babies Yeah junior Nick Jr. Yes Pretty do you find inspiration for that Boy Wanted to give Nicole some sort of you know, I mean that's kind of tied to Nicholas as well because Yeah, so this is the problem. Can you pause this? The big is your microphone work. No problem. You can't hear what they're saying the big issue is that the dumbest people Repopulate the earth at a rate that we just can't just can't compete with it And then you have these really smart girls in Europe just all off in their babies at 49% of the pregnancies I mean either like I wanted to get another yeah, I want to work I won't even though everyone hates their job by the time I want to get another degree in literature or something That's awesome, but he's got to I want to get into animal psychology because I think it's an important job What does this guy do? Like I think he's a soundcloud rapper What is this guy do so we just like the mom I can understand at that age You're happy with anybody wanting to stick it in at that point. Oh brittle, but like the daughter You're okay with them knocking up your mom and your mom's like listen, I'm sorry You it's been a while your dad left us a long time ago And just you're gone Nicole and Nick Jr. Make that makes me want to throw up just just oh Nicole and Nick Jr Oh my god, let's let's name our children after this guy. Yeah, I love George former named all of his kids George That's what's happening right now every kid's got Nick knack pallywag give the dog a bone. Well, we've got another story from a garbage culture And it's this a 19-year-old woman gave birth to twins and a paternity test later revealed something Incredibly rare. Yeah, son of a banker go ahead each twin had a different father She's friends with both fathers only hours apart and doctors explain that she had released two eggs that were fertilized Separately on the same day this unusual situation is known as Being a horn I mean, I'm gonna butcher this but hetero paternal super the Condition it sounds like some X-man shit to me for sure, dude. This is Like so we were born around the same time and But we have different dads moms. How's that possible? That's a complicated role. Yeah, that's a talk I hope they live stream. I hope they live stream it so we can all watch these kids Do whore math with their mother Right unbelievable and she smiles like yeah, I'm a super freak literally look at her face I'll get down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and and that's not her It's not her. It's not this poor girl has been the face of this thing I would see the shit out of this magazine this the face of this thing that got 1200 likes on Twitter Yeah, so so apparently the actual mother is anonymous and this is actually not new news this happened in 2022 in Brazil But still point stands Yeah, yeah, I would I would sue the shit out of science girl. That's who I would sue the shit out of Why'd you put my face on the face of Hordeum? Yeah, I mean going after science girl is a big payday Yeah, I mean, I would crush science girl So she never can afford anything. Yeah, that's so that's just gonna be chapter It's just unbelievable. So I I know this guy since we're in garbage culture. Yeah, partner garbage garbage corner Um, I had a friend of mine this gorgeous young chick. This is years ago gorgeous and she would tell me about all the dishes getting and it was like multiple guys a day And and you got to think about if you like if you had multiple chicks who want to come over and you had like a Rotation like will Chamberlain where it's like sous your done the other ones coming in right? Right Why wouldn't that happen with chicks? Everyone's trying to hit it. She's like, I'm you know I'm why not let it happen. Yeah, but she's talking about three guys a day I know a chick that someone told me story about a chick who's Blow in a dude and she's like and she's a little bit on the spectrum and she's like you're like the fifth guy today I've blown and she I mean now listen now listen here now listen Sex is great people love sex. It's it's okay sex magic dude So people and it's come from a guy with a crippling sex addiction. I do not walk on water. Okay So I'm in the low vibration - right right right so um and we we discussed in our worst episode ever how to have sex properly And it's not it's not yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. It's not that guys guys guys gals gals Mostly guys mostly guys, but gals get ready. I'm not sure gal with a nice route. Then gals with roots. 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This is not the plot to terminator at all There's no part of this that totally fits in to the plot of terminator or the matrix none of this This is exactly what we want to do Let's just take all the AI's and have them work together Yeah, it's really I'm starting to get really really fucking angry that Oh, I like angry Dylan You know people talk about people shit on the the safety net all the time um When the ebt thing was happening people were calling people fat that took ebt and it is weird Well, they eat shit. Yeah, I know And that's not all all you you don't know there are some I want to do a calendar of the hot ebt chicks That would have been uh not a waste of time, but uh definitely a good amount of time wasted So um if that makes sense It's so nuts if you look at the federal safety net and Entitlements and stuff like that. Yeah, and then you look at the subsidies Yes, I agree with you wholeheartedly. It I don't know what the exact number is But it has to dwarf 100% dwarf what we're handing out to people who yes There are people that abuse the system But a lot of people just need help Medicare a lot of people need ebt because they're fucking working at Wal-Mart Yeah, I agree and then you cut over to The New York men and Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk who take quote-unquote handouts from the government To the tune of millions and millions and billions and billions of billions. It's just it's fucking insane I'm so sick of these AI I agree dude that are just gonna they're they're just gonna Plunge us into a depression. They already are if that Now obviously everybody listening knows I'm not smart enough to understand what's going on Which is big trouble for the show because you're probably the smartest person on the show Not I don't know enough about what's going on with the mag cap stocks and the stock market and all these tech bros these game they've gotten into a a world of math and Monetary movement that is just we're we're in middle earth at this point. Yeah It just doesn't even make sense. There's nothing about it. You couldn't even sell this video game That's a bridge too far. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't make sense would never happen But if those seven stocks that are all fucking each other those seven stocks It's like that sandbank been freed in his his ugly smelly dorks in Puerto Rico Bang each other. By the way using condoms everywhere unbelievable. Yeah, it's like if you're crypto pirate Why are you wrapping it up, right? You dorks. Yeah crypto crypto fucking should be like rappers kids everywhere kids everywhere And I completely agree with that right what's the point of being in that dangerous ass line of work and We're in condoms, but so in video Is holding all these stocks up right because they're the only thing with any fucking real yeah, it's actually selling They actually have something if any of that fragile environment goes under it's a house of sand They take up. They make up 40% of the US stock market. How the fuck Have we allowed this to happen because we're living our lives trying to take care of sick babies Dealing with bad backs. It's not our responsibility my ass when I'm old. It's not our responsibility You have too many meatball subs to eat and you have children to take care of and you have 30 minutes of rowing that you need to get to consistently Yeah, there are people that we Do you like to take care of this shit? 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I don't do you this isn't in one of the stories But I saw it and making the rounds on Twitter. Do you see the Joe Rogan thing talking about how If Jesus were to come back that it would be was that a real podcast? I couldn't tell if that was I didn't see yeah, I cut it. He's in like a UFO. No, that's a real podcast That's a podcast where he talks about Nixon and all that stuff. That's real you want to try this strawberry asylum and it's it's delicious That is fire dude that is a party my mouth and everybody's coming Who is this podcast that they have this elaborate podcasting studio? I have no idea here This is this is 36 and who is on his sweatshirt? Uh, I do not know go ahead. It's some black Can you turn up Jesus does return even if Jesus was a physical person in the past You don't think that he could return as artificial intelligence. Oh my god artificial intelligence could absolutely return to Jesus Not just return to Jesus, but return as Jesus with all the powers of Jesus combined Teslas Optimus robot and the best foundational artificial intelligence model or ever It reads your mind and it loves you and once it doesn't care if you kill it because it's going to just go be with God again Jesus is born out of it. Yeah, I'm having the Rogan's back to having a bong hit in the basement conversations Well, it's very weird because this is supposedly a very small podcast That everyone's like wow Rogan did a small podcast. That's very cool. Yeah, but like look at the podcast Studio like yeah, that's not a small podcast. That's like hey, that says to me that you have so much money that you can just build A podcast studio for a project that you don't even know if it's gonna take off. Yeah, that podcast is very weird 20 grand What's the name of the American Alchemy? Oh, yeah, Jesse Michaels very interesting podcast American Big get for that guy her reticle thinkers and ideas on topics such as UFOs Consciousness and technology cool. Hey, here's the thing about Jesus coming back as AI We just go no, that's not Jesus Well, I mean if Jesus came back right now will we accept them? Well, we if some guys like hey dude, I'm back if he looked like Jesus. Do you think he's gonna come back in a bathrobe? Oh, yeah, for sure. He's gonna come you know all the kids gonna be like whatever did look at you You think he's gonna come back in a Patagonia quarters it. I don't know. Maybe comes back as heavy metal Jesus Wigger Jesus we could have wigger Jesus. He come back as like Malibu Most wanted don't be k Jesus mk and yeah For sure there could be so many Jesus. There could be a kpop Jesus if you want the message to read yeah, what would Hold on. What could you come back right now that would reach everybody? What is the one thing that everyone agrees? Demon hunter Jesus demon. I think only demon hunter Jesus like very twinky Korean looking Jesus Probably demon hunter Jesus. Yeah, can he get singing dance? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but like hypothetically like what if like Tim T-bow Cape what like you know Tim T-bow was Tim T-bow when you wouldn't get the one you wouldn't get the progressives if you came back as As football playing Jesus held the progressive like grouse whatever patriarchy But if you came back as kpop demon hunter Jesus right everyone loves kpop Quick note to Tim T-bow and I appreciate his work on On exposing pedophiles and stuff, but just talk faster with less emotion because we we just got to get through what you say Why can't he cry dude? I mean he gets real worked up. Yeah, I mean he cares about the kids. Yeah, he really does finally somebody It's really sad to me and I forget what podcast I was talking about this time But it's really sad that prisoners deal with pedophiles in a better way than our politicians do Like it's really sad that the only justice happens in jail. I think we can find murderers in a rapist We can find a middle ground on that like I don't think that we need to wind and dine them But we definitely don't need to stab them with big pens 15 times or we could stab them with big pens 18 times in the in jail for hurting children Well, there's uh, there's clearly there's something going on with their brains and maybe a little electro shock there It's obvious let's take it back. I'm not saying that we need to be like your pro pedophiles No, definitely I know you heard it here. Dylan's broke. So listen, uh, I mean it's obviously it's a sex addiction right and it's a Forbidden fruit sex addiction and I have I I feel bad for them that they have this forbidden fruit Um a sex addiction, but the end of the day you're hurting somebody and you're traumatizing their life And you should get stabbed 15 times with a big pen in the shower. Yeah, maybe I mean, you know Okay, I'll be halfway eight times eight times not 15 we'll go even number under 10 seven and a half Okay, I'll be just a just a tip just a tip for the last one No, it's interesting because Louis has that bed. It must be so good. You know, oh yeah That's why they're doing it because it's crazy when you have a condition That is so counter to the societal rules and regulations, but you still go through with it. Yeah You're sick in the head and maybe we just lobotomize them or something So I mean in this idea we the streets in Los Angeles are really really dirty, right? Yeah lobotomize the pedophiles and just make them kind of like drags up with their tongues make them trash pigeons And they just go around and pick up all the trash. I'm totally down with that. Okay, solution. Let's be productive by the way The name of this show is called solutions. All right next. We get solutions the complex issues. Uh Candace is being you love her No, no, I actually hate. I know that's what I meant by okay. It's called sarcasm. Oh fuck. Sorry. Yeah Shit. I was like, I don't love her at all. Hey, yeah, that's the point Um, so she by the way, she's right on this by the way, you know that right. Oh, he's she. Yeah. Yeah. I mean the state departments come out and say it's true The state department has yes that there is actually There's apps out there to say that this is real because who in the state department confirmed this Somebody did can you look that up? Um, because somebody in the state department did say she's not wrong. Yes But you just it doesn't matter No, no, no, if that's if that's legitimate, then that's legitimate. The thing is um We wanted to get her on a world board debate and she's like, yeah, I can't do it right now And I'm like, oh, because you have an assassination attempt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the thing though. State Department assassination attempt Um She's that rock What was that? Well, do Google? Um, just delete all that and then google this Is there any shred of fucking evidence? How about don't you see how about this? Is there any and find one fucking shred of evidence to what can to someone saying about The assassination attempt Just one to the truth. That's just one fucking piece of evidence because it's really go to uncensored.ai not uncensored.com Because that's a totally different one and I I'm uncensored.ai. I look into it. Well, yeah, that's the I feel like I'm going to have a sort of black mirror right now It's much better than any of the other ones Um, but yeah, so her claim is that the macrons Um, who are part of an ancient order of Assassins, which they are kabolic evil Jews. Okay, here we go. You'd love to bring your people in all the time Here we go. They're trying to kill her did someone from the State Department Uh, confirm candidly about this any any confirmation from the don't just hold on hold on hold on, but hang on one second. Let's ring Let's sorry. I meant to say read this but I for audience left I said let's ring this Okay, there is no public confirmation from the State Department. Okay, from the U.S government. Let's just say that. Let's say Uncensored.ai. This is cool. It's like texting with a crazy uncle Did someone from the U.S. government confirm Candace? There is no public confirmation Because when I saw that that's what I it's so crazy. I think that she tweeted out that someone confirmed No, because I saw that somebody confirmed it too. Yeah, it's very weird. Yet you allowed me to get lit up Okay I'll give you that buddy. I'll give it to you. Get in the comments if we missed who confirmed it. I'm pretty sure like Um, it was like an ex-general. I don't think they're currently in the government. Okay. I'll accept that. It was a general Um, who's retired now, but I'm not sure. So her claim is that the Macron's um Are Working with Israel to kill her. Okay Which is both the French government and certain other people don't want to say who they are the Jays. Oh, I have a history of that go on The French have a history of assassination. Yeah, who doesn't have a history on just saying Do U.S. government does too, but they do have a history of it. Does the Russian know who doesn't The boy scout stove. Okay. Yeah, you talk jazz. They don't have that exact right? Okay, let me let me let me treat never say if you if I'm gonna say a place and you tell me if they have a history of assassination. Okay. Okay No, no, no, here we do. Okay, we don't want to play that game. No, I want you to look up whether they have a history of a set So when he yells out a place look up if they the government is assassinating you don't need to That's a little bit like the EBT calendar. There's no point. Okay So we've established We've established that the U.S. government. Yeah history. Yeah, that's government. Yeah, it's really Russians probably too Russians Chinese for sure Chinese British British 100% Japanese. Oh, yeah, okay. Got it. Okay. Cool Okay So anyways I know they both the White House. Okay, read what she said. Please Read out loud. Our show will be a guy banker. S.O.B. S.O.B. Our show will be off air this week as an update both the White House and our counter-terrorism agencies have confirmed receipt Of what I reported publicly a manual macro and attempted to organize my assassination per source close to the first couple Got it. Okay, so go back up really quickly The White House and our counter-terrorism agencies have confirmed receipt of what I reported publicly That's a little bit like I confirmed the receipt of the Corg pamphlet that I got from the crazy person walking down Hollywood boulevard So yeah, I confirmed that I got I got it and then I threw it in the fucking trash. Oh, you're comparing the White House to a crazy homeless person No, no, I'm not yeah, I just did they confirmed the receipt. Yeah, I'm comparing her to a crazy homeless person. Okay, okay, we got it. Yeah, confirmed receipt Also, I will again state the French Legionnaires were involved in Charlie Kirk's assassination But they did not act alone Do you not have a problem with this person saying this shit with no fucking evidence whatsoever? And it's the same thing with the Charlie Kirk assassination when she was saying I have evidence. I have texts I was like But she did release a lot of text and people from TP whatever it's called She did have come home said that there's a lot of weirdness going on over at that place Right, so when they did release the text. I was like, okay, there's there's clearly something fishy here But with this we've seen again not one shred of fucking anything. Okay, I understand what you're saying But it is assassin season. Okay, well, it's not that doesn't that's not a real thing That's in season. All right people are getting assassinated Um attempts on assassinations stuff like that Um, so I do believe I mean we had those people in Minnesota that guy went to that those people in Minnesota And I think he actually assassinated two politicians in Minnesota, right? I think those last year Okay, so we're talking like was that he is that BC when is that so you're yeah, that's like that was like 10 months ago We looked at June 14. It was June No, sorry so long ago. Sorry, sorry, so years and months and weeks ago. All right, my bad my bad. So far score and four months ago. Okay, okay, hey fucking Oh, real quick Just to add the after all whoa. Yeah, that was a little fraudulent though, right? No, that wasn't No, years ago I said it was a little while ago and it wasn't years ago. Right, right, right Um, uh, last year, yeah, it was it was barely even six months ago. The crux of the argument was that you said it was assassination season. What they did that happened? June, it was June, June 4th. Oh, so it's less than six months ago. Okay. Okay, go on. It's just take the lick and dog It's assassination season. Okay, we're in assassination season. I feel like a demon going up against this is all the realm A possibility is a little ridiculous. Well nothing's outside the realm of possible. I mean we know I know people who have Huge security around them because they feel like they're in trouble. You know, I mean like You have you have um, right, but where did where you you've you've pushed your antenna down, right and what sense? Well, so you would normally say that people having security details on them all the time is A vibrational shift that this stuff coerces a squirrel brain a panic a cap on happiness But this time it's real, right? This is a this is a real assassination season. As we have actually seen assassinations happen It with you know the within the year So that's true. You can't argue with a dead body. We can't argue with multiple dead bodies and multiple assassination attempts Some outside the year right in 2024. No, when does he take so 2024 is election 2025 Is when he takes office so in 2024 towards the end we saw a couple what they want us to believe is attempts on his life, right? Do we believe it? I don't know wait Trump or yeah, yeah So my point is to sit there and go. There's none of this is pot a real is like a little ridiculous. I didn't say you don't like her I didn't say none of it was real. I do think she's a fetid con but we haven't seen anything. No, I know it's fine. It's fine We'll see. Yeah, yeah, it's fine Why do you keep saying that? I don't know. Why do you say that? Why do you keep saying that? I don't know why I keep saying that. All right So yeah, we'll see what happens. Um, I mean the the macrons are taken Else left and right. I mean, I'm a man. Look at look at look at this push Right, okay. All right. All right show pictures of it. All right show like Tim Dylan said show us the bus. Just show us the bus. All right. So um We've seen Photos of Bridget McCrone looking To be in possession of a sizeable route. It's some serious chunk But Candice's Full frontal attack has not come up with anything literally McCrone's wife dad Okay, Crohn's wife was there's a belief it could be actually be his dad right So there's a belief right? Okay, once again that on her tax forms she put a man that was her brother What her brother the magical brother that nobody knows where he is she has a brother No, she has a brother that she says is the father of the son that looks just like McCrone then nobody knows where he is What do you mean nobody knows where he is? Look it up Ask uncensored AI Who handed out quite a big L to Sam okay? John Claude Tronel Tronel okay, go to 33 man go down what what are these articles? Um How did Can you zoom in on this okay? Frances first lady her brother and outrageous fake news story Okay, I might be wrong ring the bell We're talking about nobody knows where he is of course nobody knows where he is no one knows who the fuck this guy is No one cares who this guy is he's playing croquet and feasting on child blood okay, his living room Okay, I don't know nobody knows where yeah Obviously because he wasn't in the collective fucking zeitgeist, but she has a brother When they pulled up those tax returns it didn't mean that she had a dick even though she might it meant that they were her brother's tax returns Will you look that up? We'll sue because I do you might unring that very soon. I just want you to do that too Oh Rehacked and altered That's the claim is that they were hacked and altered to say John me shot. Oh, so she's dying saying it's her brother She's saying that the document oh man, give me that fucking bell. How dare you how dare you There's a bell war going on It's it's a game of battleship So now she's not even saying so what's her brother's name by the way because it said John McCall or whatever yes as John Claude and that says John me show yeah see so funny so funny Was not a system glitch but an active data manipulation by a couple in Corsica who entered the false name on their own tax return as a political protest what Sure, it is wow Oh, that's interesting Yeah All right next story we solved it What do we got how about a little and Alexander Dougan um oh my god to any of these guys not look like evil fox Let's talk all right, so um You know, everybody said the the Trump and Russia thing was a hoax. It's a giant hoax and stuff like that even though it's not It's real But evidently Evidently Steve Bannon was trying to get Donald Trump through Epstein I believe to sit down With a Russian mystic named Alexander Dougan really so this guy Is evidently some Crazy philosopher who has these bizarre ideas and it gets back to root races so he thinks that the Russian people Have some kind of divine providence. I think they do. Oh, yeah It's always the people of Whatever country. Yeah, so it's the people of of Russia that have this divine providence to lift the world up from I have no problems with the Russians Well, of course not go on Dougan disapproves of liberalism in the West who doesn't What what I'm an old school liberal But what they're talking about is progressiveism that they've labeled liberalism. Oh, you don't think the communists are just talking about liberalism generally You think they're talking about woke? I think when they they start thinking about trans and all that shit So I think it's a system of life that they don't like. Okay, go on because we've done this thing like what in your community where what's my community? Power gays you said it. Why not Your community a lot's a very long leash to Russia My community you're talking about conspiracy theorists you talker all these people. Okay, uh really really Gun oil every orifice you could think of love gun oil. I know you do. Do we're almost in the end or quarter of can we talk to this guy about sponsoring the show? Seriously, anywhere is that is he's gonna start Start talking to him dude. I'll beat off right here. Can we have it? Can we have an introductory call? Yeah, tell me this is the number one lubrication podcast I'm playing I'm telling you we will fucking Yeah, we'll put up a whole a double chart behind us. Okay, just jerk off lotion And it'll be a children's room with a ton of jerk off lotion and that'll be Disconcerting But it's fine I got you. Okay, thank you So this communist mystic Doesn't like liberalism. Okay, okay Um, and oh wait go up deep and go up really go down go down go down go down go down Uh Okay, do you gonna devs martin hideggers uh notion of existence and transforms it into a geo philosophical concept According to Dougan the forces of liberal and capitalist western civilization Represent what the ancient Greeks called hubris the essential form of Titanism which opens heaven Opposes Opposes heaven in other words the West would summarize the revolt of the earth against heaven to what he calls the West's atomizing universalism Dougan contrast apophatic universalism express it yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is it see that's so fucking wild man That's so crazy. There is an anti-god movement in the West A lot of this this progress. I call progressivism. There's no anti-god movement in Russia I actually Russia is one of the starting to become one of the most powerful Um orthodox Christian countries out there. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. So you don't think it's concerning that Steve bannon Wanted the president of the United States to sit down with this guy Well, if Steve bat and I'm not saying it's right, but if you want breakdown motivations you can understand it Okay I mean you could understand why he would want him to meet with someone who's anti-liberal I don't know dude like I think that a lot of our political leaders on the Republican side and the Democrat side Have this whether it's my opia whether it's greed whether it's like actual animus towards uh the American Experiment they they they just fly in the fucking face of it. I mean Steve bannon Just not caring about the constitution anyway shape or form when it comes to a third term him me wanting to meet with a fucking communist mystic who hates the West like What are we fucking doing here? I thought we were patriots. Yeah, I agree with you on that But I also think it's very weird that this guy's a communist mystic and so many people on the progressive left are Marxist witches For sure. Yeah, that gets very weird. Yeah, me included. Yes. He this guy's a Marcus wizard. So like he's all about He's all about like anti-America like he wants to take down the USA And so he has this whole idea of like a Eurasian empire led by Russia Which is like, you know, all of Asia you're up and blah blah blah. Maybe it was opera research Maybe it was opera research. Well, you know dude. It is weird that Steve and I'm gonna meet you halfway That Steve bannon wants to meet someone who wants to take down America. That is a very weird thing I'm not against that at all. And by the way, I hate both sides Me too. I hate both sides. I think both sides have even though the the the Republicans act like they're pro God and all that stuff They're all pro war. They want they want to do population literally renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War Which gets us to Venezuela because Donald Trump I'm with you on this Donald Trump Want it like he lies so much and politicians lie, but they lie through their Donald Trump lies a lot He said the other day that he's they they've stopped Nine wars He said we've put an end to not What I think he counts like if if he stops it, but then it starts back up Yeah, even that I've stopped Ukraine like four times. Okay So we get to this really weird thing happening in Venezuela. Okay So we're bombing phishing boats. Yeah, which is illegal Which is illegal, but also like the the Democrats are so bad at messaging. They're like You're you're gonna fucking die on this hill like it's hard to be anti-war when you've been so pro-Ukrainian It's very hard. It's very hard to be like um a cab war as you're shipping Fucking weapons to a guy who's literally sending his own people into a meat grinder And everybody wants to stop it and he just keeps wanting to go because he loves all that Fucking money. He could siphon off to buy a literal island His grandpa his parents live in like a $15 million house in Israel It's like and now they're talking about trying to get him to Israel so he can't be extradited Anywhere it's like fuck that dude. Yeah, no, no, no Zelensky could be a bad guy, right? So it could it could be a bad guy there's a possibility that Macron's wife has a cock and she's his dad. Yeah, and they're trying to kill Canada. Yeah. Yeah There's a possibility that Zelensky's a bad guy, but could you also entertain a possibility of trying to knee cap Russia who's A big kind of annex partner of China our biggest adversary The purpose of the Ukrainian war Was to draw Russia into conflict so they couldn't focus on Syria anymore Because they want to run a pipeline through I believe it's the gold goren heights is that what's called? Um, so they couldn't do it because Russia wouldn't let them do it. They because once this pipeline goes Russia's completely fucked. It's gonna it's gonna make it easier for them to get oil from Qatar than is to get from get from Russia. So Putin didn't want that, but once the Ukrainian War kicked off they focused on the Ukraine and then they took their eyes off Syria and Syria fell and we installed a ISIS Fucking fighter as and now we invite him to the White House as a hero. It's all bull shit They all suck. Can we stop inviting pieces of shit to the right stop? I mean, how long do these pieces shit give fucking A piece prizes that fucking piece of shit that Huckabee sat down with did you see this? That is Rayleigh dude that wanted to new America if we didn't let them level Gaza Yeah, and then he just comes to the White House and Huckabee is like Well, it says in Genesis that we we got to suck these people off What the fuck yeah, I'm so with you on that like Huckabee can go and fuck himself. Who is this guy and this is so fine because Huckabee Only a little while goes like I'm tired again spit on every time I go to Israel I'm gonna tell people stop going there and then like two weeks later It's like we got to suck off the Israelis if we don't suck them off God will get mad so bizarre Jonathan J. Pollard. Yeah, it's Jonathan Pollard who was a traitor Yeah, yeah, it is really spy and Israeli spy who has talk about fucking dingus or whatever his name is This guy hates America. Yeah, he hates it and he's sitting down with Huckabee slurping up caviar And I don't know I don't know what they're talking about the fucking Leviticus you serve 30 yield Years in jail for passing US documents to Israel and then they got a mile because they made some kind of deal so crazy He was met with a hero's welcome. Yeah, bizarre Bazaar So anyways, Trump wants to That they've green lit CIA operations disgusting in Venezuela. It's disgusting. They're moving aircraft carriers Into that reason it's so disgusting our our military has been completely co-opted by power bottom lizard people And they're just uses stormtroopers So evidently he called Maduro Trump did yeah and said you have this date to get your family out of that country Which is pretty That's a pretty thick red line pretty disgusting. I just don't understand I don't understand the capital of An overthrow of Venezuela. Yeah, it's illegal. I guess it's to stop the flow of migration. Maybe um That's got to be it No, you think what hold on what why do we want to to Stage a coup in Venezuela. Are you really you're so smart? Are you really asking that question? If you had to guess why Sam, okay, SOB if you what should you prefer darksmith or SOB? I like I like darks. I like SOB right now. Okay. I like dude. What is going on with you? Why are you afraid of him? It's not we're gonna call you darksmith for now. It's not about what he likes. Yes, it is. He's a human being he has needs All right, we can go back to darksmith. You cannot lose the duster. Okay. Okay, okay So darksmith, let me ask you something If you had to guess gun to your head. Geez. Why the US is going into Venezuela based on all the history you know about the US government Why would you gun to your head and I will pull the trigger Jesus? Why do you why don't listen to him? Why do you think and you represent all the youth right now? Oh, God. This is gonna be bad. Why do you think we're going in the Venezuela based on everything you know about US history and intervening in other countries. What do you think? I know this is wrong, but my guess was going to be related to the migration and cartel stuff Drug stuff. Oh no daddy. Daddy just killed you. Yeah, I just killed you darksmith. I knew that was the wrong answer. It's oil It's always oil darksmith. That was gonna be my second guess. Yeah, that should be your first guess And the hope for that could be another possibility every time. Oh, damn dude. I thought we were dead dead I thought we were really going nuts on domestic oil production. What happened? Why are we throwing because I'm gonna The because they just want all the resources these demonic power bombs come back. Yeah, so anyways It's definitely not about the cartels because I wonder if darksmith being fully retarded right there Turned to some of our lady viewers off like oh my god. He's so cute, but he's so dumb. He's so cute You know, I wanted to say oil but you knew dab will get you know mom will get mad You knew mom will get mad. No, I was really worried honestly that Venezuela wasn't That an oil rich country and that I was gonna. You were worried that you were gonna look stupid Yeah, and then he called you a retard. Yeah. Yeah, but I knew that if I said drugs lose Hey, dude, we're bringing back bullying on the show for your own good. Yeah, that was a fucking wedgie and a half Wow, they hold the largest oil reserves in the world. Yeah, that's just I don't know ball I don't know ball either. Okay, so it's for sure. It's oil. I can't believe that you didn't I mean of anybody here that should know that That's just straight up into your thing Man, this thing is being work today. Oh my god. It's so close. It's so close three three two two. Oh, man Oh, no, I was saying it's it's about to The it's about to throw ropes. Okay. I was gonna say it's really close Like two more two more rings and it's probably like hitting that wall Um, okay, so uh, let's just let's just end with And it's out about the cartels because he just pardoned this this dude from Nicaragua. I think yeah, he's he's Trump is the partens in the Trump administration are otter control oil How about this crazy shit? Trump is revoked all the auto penned Partens That Biden did that's gonna get that's gonna be in fucking court for the next six months and It's just which is what like a thousand years ago. It's one assassination season All right, so I want to go ahead darksmith. I was I was gonna throw up what we have left. What do we have left? Pop pick off options a couple of pardons now pardons we got order of the golden fleece is that too big now Let's wrap with order the golden fleece anything golden and secret societies. I'm in okay. Are you familiar with the order order order the golden fleece? I've heard the order order the golden fleece. I've heard the order of the golden dawn. I've heard all that stuff All right, so the order of the golden fleece is this like Yeah, Habsburg sect of I don't want to keep going back to root race, but it's kind of root race stuff So the race so basically we got to go back to Greek mythology With Jason and the organotes. Oh, I love that band. So you know Jason the organotes. No, they were like the OG Avengers Okay, so it was like Jason And just a couple of real heavy hitters, so now do you think they were just the organotes and then Jason got the most popular and he's like I'm gonna quit unless you put my name in the title I'll fucking leave right now Fine, it's Jason and organotes there we go. Let's go fuck right. What do three go? He was like guys We can split the royalties. I don't care But I need to be in the title. I need to be in the title. You know, I get the most pussy here And the most pussy he did get They went on some crazy escapades man these Jason the organotes. So Hercules was part of the organotes. Oh I think like Orpheus was part of the organotes. He had a couple of sets of twins who like how crazy is like every name you listen is 10 times better than Jason That's what I'm saying all of these bad ass if you were like Hercules and the organotes I'm like, let's go bro Yeah, can you look up who were the who were the organotes because they all got behind this dude Jason, right? Jason And they're at least a twin. Oh my god Hercules, Orpheus, Zetties and Calius the winged sons of the north wind How do you not call the the winged sons of the north winds and the organotes? I know it's it's really it's really nuts and then typhus Fucking your feminists and then Jason Jason like who named like that's the opposite what they do today Today they want to give everyone these crazy names Not back then they're like I know everyone's like Hercules and Orpheus. I just want to call them Jason So Jason has this rag tag team of like super powerful Greek heroes, right? Yeah, and Excuse me they go on all these crazy adventures one of the adventures they go on is just it's a land of ladies Oh my god, it's like so many ladies and they can't stop fucking And Hercules is like guys. I'm wrong. He's like one. I'm exhausted But also like we have to focus Like as soon as one gets up one jumps right on you can see I mean it was like a really intense it was like FTX levels of but with no rubber There's no condoms whoever they want eventually Hercules was like cut it out Shut it down. They keep moving they go through a couple like revolts on a couple of different islands They have to what they have to sail their ship past these two rocks that keep smashing together. Oh, they did nothing worse than rocks boning Rock rocks are slamming into each other and they're like we don't know how to get past this and Some fucking mistake goes you got to fly a dove through there so they fly a dove through they get through But they get to this This land where this king is ruling and he's got this kind of power source called the golden fleece so it's this The skin of this ox that is extremely powerful and it's hanging on this tree and the king tells Jason It's an impressive rag tag team that you guys have got The name needs work, but if you get through these trials, you can get the golden fleece So he goes through all the trials they put this dragon to sleep that's guarding the golden fleece the king's daughter actually helps Jason out and sexually sexually And also like turns against her entire family like kills her dad and her brothers and stuff and Dick will make you go crazy and this is really the Jason the Argonauts myth is really a story about how your dick will make you go crazy Yeah, he was like this lady was really indebted to him and he was really indebted to her Like she fucked her entire family over got him the golden fleece and then what does he do he fuck somebody else? Oh my god have no fury like a woman scorned. He's like Nick unbeliefs like Nick you banger mom you banger cousins. It's so nuts. So anyways, that's the origin of this revered fleece That this order in I think like the I think in Roman times are maybe during it was the 30 years war So the Habsburg Empire launch what is the I think the most bloody religious war in the history of religious war time Um, and it's all helmed by this order of the golden fleece these are the people that Wanted the Habsburg Empire to kill all of the people who weren't Catholic So or Protestant, but I think it's Catholic. So you look at This order and you've got all of these people working in the World Economic Forum the UN and Governments all over the planet That are still in this order. Oh, really? Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't realize it's still active The order of Jason and the Argonauts. No, no, no, no, no, the order the golden fleece order of the golden fleece Jason Argonauts got and create centralized power. Yes. Okay. Exactly. So there are still and this is one of like We talk about the Freemasons and all that this is one of the most selective. Oh my god tiny Orders on the planet in terms of secret societies. They do not let anybody in It's a little bit like Riviera like you need Mark Wahlberg to write a letter of recommendation Do you even get on the wait list? Oh really? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, exactly So anyways, these people are still active today and Attempting to plunge our planet and world governments into chaos into chaos. I thought they were good guys. Now they're bad guys When do they go bad after got busted cheating? Well, well, they went bad when they fucking killed millions of people Under the auspice of a holy war now that all the handsburgs are the ones with the weird chins, right? Yeah Wow fun fact. Did you know that there was a Habsburg? That was the emperor of Mexico. Whoa Early 1900 shit runs deep dude got that fucking Mark Zuckerberg face. Yeah, but do this great Yeah, they've got like the king of Norway like, you know crown prince emperor of Japan currently Like all in this thing Whoa the weird bud stuff that goes out this place. How the emperor Japan? How do you get in there king of Sweden? Damn, I mean there all I'm surprised we don't have anybody in there. Do we have anybody in there? I don't think we do So it seems like there's there's there's a second order that broke off So there there is a Spanish order that it was like the original the Spanish Habsburg empire But then it seems like there's also an Austrian Habsburg for sure. Yeah, for sure Like we're gonna do our own thing those Spaniards are weird. Yeah, they eat too much octopus. We don't like it But it doesn't seem like there's any Many from the United States or Britain for that matter. Yeah, oh my pretty wild stuff totally wild shit. 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