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Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to Chime.com/disclosures for details. Now on to the rest of the episode. [Music] Hey everybody. Welcome back to you should know podcast episode two. Oh two the one million subscriber episode. [Music] There we go. Congratulations. One million subscribers. Wow. Oh no god. Wait. What is this? I mean there's like dust. No it's like this. It's like this was a recycled confetti popper. Who would have thunk it? I don't thunk much. But I did think that it was achievable impossible. Congratulations to you Cam. Congratulations to you. Congratulations everybody. Now dude. This is a celebration. Now we just did episode 200. And it was a very emotional, sappy episode. Well tears and expected. A lot more tear. And you were fighting. You were trying your hardest. I can't just just been a real man. Just let him loose. Yeah. I don't really publicly cry. Like I don't do public math. You don't public. You don't do public math. You don't public cry. No. Well, I will I will literally cry while solving a math riddle while pooping all in public. That's the same time. That's that's me dude. Public. He's always been at the forefront of my mind. Do I remember like back going to like home depot with my dad and there'd be those toilets out there. Said I'd be like what is right. And because I didn't know at the time that you couldn't you know obviously I knew public indecency was a thing. But I didn't know that the plumbing system didn't work. So you you were looking at staged toilets. Right. Thinking that if you really needed to go you could go in those. Yes. No walls. Nope. No plumbing. You just thought you could in aisle 17 at a home depot. What was less of it was us. I just did not understand what plumbing was. I thought the toilet was just the place to go. I didn't understand there was a city involved. Hey, you should patent that real a self made plumbing like you can you can only use it twice before you got to redo the tip self made toilet rather a completely self plumbing self made toilet. I think that's called a porta potty. Oh no sir. No sir. That's just a big a big little little little fat of nasty cesspool at the bottom. I'm talking about a regular toilet. You can sit down. It's way more comfy. Yeah. And it just like cleans itself and like a washing machine that's not plugged in. Right. I think that's just a porta potty. I'll see I'll see y'all on shark tank. Isn't that technically just what's in RVs and like. Yeah. Yes. I can't. Yeah. Never mind. Okay. Yeah. I go on to the next time. I'm sorry. Whoa dude. Can I say you ever used a good porta potty? I've used a couple bad ones. I don't know what you're doing. What do you mean good porta potty? They have a scented candle in there. I was a good porta potty. porta potty is that you you can touch the wall. I did have one with like a fortified door. There's a double lock on it. It was an internal padlock. I've never had that. I said this is real spooky because what if I click this? Where's the key? And I'm just. Yeah. There's a literal padlock on the inside. And I was like if I lock that I am this gets treacherous. Do it quick. I'm starting to really come up with old traumas here because I was there is a sten of my childhood. We're going into a porta potty. Very scary times for me. Oh no. I thought it was like a little getaway. It was like a little doorway to Narnia. You just like no one can like I'm pooping around all these humans yet. No one can see me. But I can still hear the festival. I can still hear everything. I can still smell the hot dogs. You had a little fetish. I did. You had a little bit. No, but my fear came from whenever they would like pick up the porta potty on a cron in like a throw them. First of all, they got away with a lot of misdemeanors. They got a lot with. We're going to do it one more time. They got away with a lot of. And the craziest part about is watching it as a child. You're like, oh, do you mean the boys can do that? Watching as an adult, like you're ready to like vomit for some things. Think about the porta potty. Spilled a porta potty. Spilled on a man. Oh my god. If that happened to me, like I, wow, wow. But, hey, everybody. Welcome to the you should know podcast episode 202, the a million subscriber special. Now, if you're new here, if you haven't already, you look below. You said subscribe button. Is it? I didn't know that's true for me. I honestly was a 50/50 decision. I thought it was. I said, no, surely not. No, I saw you peak. I pay. I went. There was no confidence in it. Okay, here we go. Here we go. We're testing out a new intro here. So guys, if you like this, like, let us know in the comments below. If you're a new here, if you want to see a subscriber, press. You're wrong. If you give a more below, then you see a comment section. It's a fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more on going. I thought there's going to be a second one. Sorry. Oh, that was it. Oh, no, no, that was the same. Oh my god. No, he's not made for it. No, that was the audition. No, that was like that. I thought you're good karma. No, no, no. Get your good karma guys. It's the a million subscriber episode. Let's take a second to say thank you so much. Yes. To all one million people who decided to click that subscribe button. It doesn't go. It doesn't go without saying. Well, obviously it doesn't go a notice. Actually, we're getting a plaque for it. But you're having a hard time. I'm a rough day. I'm going to take a 30 second time. Yeah. I want to say thank you so much to everybody. They click that subscribe button and shows up every Monday here on the YouTube and on Spotify and on the Patreon. This is a milestone for us, like milestone into my personal life. I said this on the videos that are on my socials, but like starting YouTube when I was a kid, a million subscribers has always been the goal. So now that we hit it, I can't even, I can't even be upset. Like it feels like, you know, you reach the top of the mountain. But there's another mountain to climb. There is another mountain climb. There's another mountain and we're on. We're on, we're on, we're set. We're at sea level. Yeah, we're on the street. We're looking at that beautiful little mountain. Yeah, but we're not going to say the announcement yet. As you know in this episode, you do get the one million subscriber announcement. It will become later in the episode. So just sit tight. It's coming. And this is going to change. YSK forever, forever. Yeah. Forever. How do you feel about million subscribers? It's saying a lot of white people movie. Say a lot of white people movie. Yeah, because I just did the forever reference and you looked at me as if I know it's because you're being weird. I need to tighten it up a little bit, but it's a big episode. It's huge to get it together. This is great energy. I filled myself early on. I'm going to recover here. How I feel about a million subscribers, it really is like for you, it's different because you always want to do this. But whenever I joined, joined the cause, joined forces, it really is. It's one of those things that you don't even, again, you might have as a kid. But for me, I was like, I would not have imagined that this was attainable. Like a million people subscribe to our channel. That is a statistically, that's like a whatever. You're in the point something of all YouTube channels ever created. Yeah. And that's a wild thing to think of and think of how long we've been doing it. How many people support us? How many people have been here since before I was here? How many people? There's just so many things that come into your mind at once. It really is wild. I can't, I genuinely, this I thought like the number of million for the past, like however long it's been since we hit it, the number of million has just been in my head. It's a big number. To the point, like I'm trying to fathom that because I really want to sit in this victory because it is a victory. It's a huge accomplishment. Very thankful for it. Extremely thankful for it. But I've been trying to really sit on how big that number is. I can't imagine doing a million of anything. No, that's a lot. Like it's home, it's like you're on that line of unfathomment. Yeah, a million or something. And what is the name one thing you can do a million times the quickest, the quickest. Yes. Off-rip. Snap. No, not trying to do it. It's like a regular day life. Like what's the thing you can do? I think it's walking. You can take a million steps quicker than you can do anything else. Right. And even taking a million steps is crazy. That's such a ton of steps. I think it's the quickest thing you can do. Okay, I want you to think about this. When people get smartwatches, their daily goal is 10,000. Yeah, 10,000 steps. Yes, okay, you have to do that right a hundred times and that's easy So you so the quickest thing you can do in life is gonna take you roughly three months if you did a daily average That's the quickest thing you can think of what else could it be? There has to be something better than walk because of the average person and it's steps You don't say walk you don't walk up to a million million walks. No a million steps not walk Well, I was saying because you can't count your runs until the million steps Why who said that rule why not why would I would I would literally choose to run taking it running is not stepping What running is running that's it's own action you can only step moving you're human Veal legs is a step and I choose to do it at a quicker pace. That doesn't mean I'm not stepping I'm big step I'm big step in I'm a big I'm the biggest step for at that point you're walking I'm the biggest step. No, no running is like you say I'm going on a jog or a run You know you say I'm going on a step. Who do you say I'm going on a step? Who who runs a marathon? You're like I'm going 24 miles a step in so then have been have been running for 24 months you go on a run does your step counter still work? Would you say judge? Oh, this is the one side of hearing. Oh, I'm whooping his touch. Oh, sorry. I'll call cool it What are you a run a jog a gallop a skip a regular walk I'm not alone in that because it would be Name the same like a skip is a skip it's not a skip in a step a step in a skip is not the same thing A step in a step in a skip is not the same thing a walk is not a run those don't count as steps Stepping is just walking get your a thousand steps and anytime I watch those TikTok videos of the gurus They're walking. They're walking because they don't have that dog at first off. They don't have that grit. Yeah There's no okay. Is there a difference? What is the what is the fundamental difference of walking and running? Speed speed Officiencies speed and efficiency speed. So if you take that away what you're doing is the exact same right you kind of no No, no, no, no, it's actually the exact same because you can walk backwards. You can't run backwards Bag to pardon I was a part in I beg my pardon. What is it beg to differ beg to differ? I was a great backwards runner. Do it. We do I will gladly go in a backwards runner. Where would Jesus is I've never seen someone backwards run hit it You but no one does ain't your regular life everybody once a day you take steps backwards once a day at least Not that that is a that is an interesting study. I would agree personally, but I don't know if that's fat. I can't that science. I can only see No, no, I can honestly say I have never backwards ran only in elementary school when I was in try to press the Only time Yeah, you get that that that second grader you can look at that you're impressed in the That's what in you a bit going backwards and I was a dog, but I used to race the girls. Yeah, you say that every day I used to race them this dude. This one should have fast but soccer. Yeah, what my? Well, you're a thick kid, too, so a little chunky. Yeah, I mean massive head, dude. It's real hard to keep center real hard to keep on that You definitely have to pick and choose which girl you were calling out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I said. Oh, yeah, hey Megan come no easy win. I was like no, I heard today. I can't race you going back to what we're talking about. I've been sure to say Still getting a million steps is quicker than getting a million runs Because you can you can go longer taking steps and you can't running Payton you sound like someone that doesn't speak English That's the easiest way I can put it. You just said getting a million runs a million a million. Oh, it's hard right cuz it's still No, but there's a different way if you walk it is a step. There's a okay I get what you're saying there is a difference so what it does speed is the difference No, hard cardiovascular systems compound on your knees and distance is all part of it. Oh, okay Pythagorean running theorem. No steps is steps, but I disagree wholeheartedly I think okay, but are you doing it passive or can you try to get to a million? No, just in your regular day live Working you get to a million the quickest I'm gonna say blink first off. You're underestimating my snaps I can snap very fast and someone could just sit there That's way faster than you can step or blink. Oh, that's how you know you got a touch that right there That's a tell-tell sign right there Okay, I was gonna say blinks, but I can't just sit there and spam okay, but even even if you if you don't try to blink or if you don't try to Just take more walks you can a hundred percent walk a million faster than you get to a million blinks That's what I'm saying because Hold it because there's a very good amount of every single person's day. They're not moving They're not moving not longer than your sleep. I'm taking lunch. That's 30 minutes of not adding to your steps All right 30 minutes of blinking but not longer than it is to sleep because I don't blink it my sleep I don't sleep blink. Yeah, you don't take steps either more on. Yeah, but help your case, but your eyes are close in there That doesn't help your case, but for eight hours a day Ideally eight hours a day your eyes are closed, right? Oh There's a day your legs aren't moving. Oh, they really didn't hit the first time I gave you the whole Explanation it took the second time I had to click no You're on something. It's bad. That's bad. That's why I'm saying it does not help your case No, but more people sleepwalked and blink to sleep more more people sleepwalked and they blink in their sleep and when they sleep walk Guess what dude? I don't know if I know what you're on tape when people sleepwalk typically their eyes are open No, they're not No, they're not. No, it is not you. Oh, dude. No, it's not yes It you know okay. Have you personally seen someone sleepwalk? I've done I've slept block my eyes were closed You know, I don't really remember it, but if I my eyes are open I'd had a little memory No, you wouldn't and you don't get to see yourself. You're not God. This isn't a video game You were see you were asleep. You just said that and you've seen someone else sleepwalk. No, well Robbie's close I mean I I shared a room with him in Los Angeles last weekend, dude He has soliloquies initially. He was little like this. No, bub not doing it with a tube coming out of him No, bub not doing it. He's a no sir. He literally went. Why did you say that? It's always the hand like the hands because man I told you I was trying Barbara Yeah, okay, there's an okay You're not you're not giving me credit for blinks because I can't actively try I'm not giving you credit for steps because there's a lot of time. You're not moving right is there another best thing that we can level with each other Dude, I can't think About a maybe a queen for a fart I still wish I could Someone hits a million creeps in their lifetime What is it? Yeah, she can fly So my flabby bird Dude, if I couldqueep I couldqueep I'd be a billionaire If I couldqueep, I would have a billion dollars in my bank account liquid I would put my crease in a jar and send them to people with $40 a jar My god A 40 ball for a queen. What is your queen worth? I'd be like five bucks. You got a nasty queen No, I just I'm a man of the people. Do you think you're a powerful queen or are we queens? I think I think mine would be very very ghostly very whispery. She'd be like You got granny queen My It's like a jet engine. He's like There's so much. Yeah, you might have a billion. Yeah, that's one of my favorite things when you add two things No, when you add two things together two hypotheticals that have zero zero correlation And you make it like and you believe it whole harder You just said on the internet if you had the ability to queep you'd be a billionaire Yeah, and like that that is just in the boggle No, I think that's the only time I have I think that's it But this is the moon subscribe episode. Hey, we're gonna move on pass a million We do want to say thank you guys so much for all the love and support and subscribing I think it's time for the the announcement. Oh Lord, I'm you know, I'm ready We know fourth cam's ready the world and the Lord knows that you're ready. Oh, can we get a oh? announcement time announcement time announcement. Oh now it's me time shake that announcement time work that now Smith pop that now. Let's move. Take that time off. Don't you break the mother Oh my god No. Oh, oh, oh. It's a gold medal. No, no, you know, I want to be the first to say when he comes back to his mic. Listen to how out of breath he is Oh my god. Oh My god, though. I mean the worst route. He could I can hear you breathing. Listen get all that mic You look nice Announcement time. Thank you guys so much for one million subscribers We love you. Thank you. We've done it. We're out of applause here Is the million subscriber Announcement Here this there you go What's up koala club we have hit one million subscribers As you know one million subscribers is the beginning of a new era of YSK the new era of YSK starts With the pain versus cam world tour documentary We had so much footage from this documentary. We're not releasing one long movie We are releasing episodes dropping every single week as a koala club member You will receive each episode of the pain versus cam world tour documentary one week earlier than the general Public completely ad-free and un-sensor. But where's the general public getting it? The general public will be receiving each episode Of the you should know podcast pain versus cam world tour documentary episodes on our brand new youtube channel Ysk Unplugged Let's go Ysk unplugged is a new youtube channel from you should know studios And it's gonna have everything you can possibly imagine from this pain versus cam world tour documentary To tons of different games, challenges, vlogs, competitions Everything that you will not see on the podcast This is a new era of YSK. We're expanding and it's all because of you guys Patreon gets everything one week before everybody sees it As well as creative control for future episodes and anytime we do anything interactive It only comes from the patreon Ysk unplugged the new future of Ysk is here We love each and every single one of y'all we love you. Thanks for a million subscribers. Let's get this channel to a million It's not we're not liable. All right at all. I ain't trying to throw the SSD out of the car before you get in for a blue song Racist all right, so now second round you can't say we're talking about what's up everybody today. We are playing Illustration what's up everybody today. We're gonna be playing a game called tap on the my anxiety's not ready Super super excited to bring this to the world. It is it is here. It is ready man and right now the first episode of the Payton versus Cam World tour documentary is out and live right now. Yes, sir And ysk dot unplugged on YouTube the link is in the description Below it's a it's our first time launching a free channel. I'm just you started unreal. It really it's like a almost So out of breath by the way. Yeah, it's almost like liberating. Yeah, and in a and a weird that's kind of extreme but like It just feels good because y'all don't even know but we've been What do you think the timeline is we've what working on this to get it out like yeah or the doc the channel The channel. Yeah, we've been working on it for we talk about it on the TMT that came out today And we're gonna talk about it more on the patreon exclusive that comes out Wednesday But yeah, we've been working on this for a long time. This isn't like a run of the mill like random thought like We've been really planning this and we have like a five-year plan for it. Yeah, I was about to say this death You said it perfect. This is not just like a oh, we're gonna do this and then here in a month. It's gonna be a dormant channel No, no, we already have a lot of stuff. We've been recording. Yeah, we have 360 camera video like it's crazy We have this documentary that I don't know the amount of episodes is gonna be around five or six or something like that Four or five six. I don't know. It's great documentary as you can see if you go watch it right now It is fantastic episode one um If you want every episode that's on there that's gonna be on wise cam plugged any video add free and uncensored and a week early It's on the patreon of course and if you want To be able to be involved in what we talk about and what we do you got to be on the patreon like in a couple weeks or maybe a month from now Peyton and Sarah Q&A we're getting all the questions from the patreon If you got a steamy hot question you want to ask go ahead and join that koal club and the big I want to put some emphasis on this especially for ysk unplugged Yes, you will get everything a week early. Yes, it is ad free and uncensored but to me the biggest perk is on on this unplugged channel You were gonna have a lot of lack of better words like voting power We might go into the patreon and say what do y'all want to see us do because now we have branched outside We do anything in the world. We literally do anything. It's so fun. So y'all can like there's I mean there's already thousands members in there Banding together your thoughts. Oh, I think this would be funny. I think that would be fantastic And we do it and we're just gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Like I think that's the biggest coolest part as The consumer that y'all can literally it's like a video game like you choose what we're I love it so much and and we can have the whole crew involved in special guests If you want to see more of them you get to hear them on the patreon But if you want to see them and how little their bodies are compared to us You go see it on ysk unplugged. Let's get that thing to 10,000 subscribers quick. Let's do it and then after ten Let's go to hundo. Let's just let's just I was I was matching the energy to 200 you want to find that whole ladder really you love the ladder Yeah, the hundred million ladder and that's dollars and that's with hypothetical do we do a thing never mind I got to run it past corporate, but then we can never mind. But yeah, thank you guys so much ysk unplugged is live right now I go, yes sir. We do make that a weekly Ladder episode 19 our contest in this week random. It would be just like conspiracy. I won't be No, he hates it. I know you hate it. No, I'm just not I know I realize that I was bringing down the quality of the content because I Was it but that's good force I'm able to take a step back and be like I'm ruining this speaking now This is like I guess it's kind of I mean hell you just crispalled me to Mike Blake Griffin. Yeah, I mean a beautiful They're treating Chris Paul real bad. Look very bad. I mean just DNP DNP DNP DNP But I think there's some behind the scenes stuff that's going on then I think I've heard about behind the scenes, but I'm not gonna say it Yeah, I think you did it come out Yeah, we'll talk about that on an exclusive anyway For the sports show coming out soon on patreon. There we go. Good morning to you The earth's gonna lose gravity here in a couple months According NASA dead serious Well, NASA's not a thing anymore. No, NASA's very much a thing and they're very funded. They're actually about to send people to the moon You live under a boulder your name's Peyton Patrick starharden Dude NASA doesn't exist No, no, they just band it. No, no people are going to the moon in a couple months time actually is Elon with NASA or she's got his own NASA No, sir. He's got his own thing, but he's probably on on some board of advisories for nests I thought NASA this band I mean I mean NASA's done. Yeah, NASA's done It's something the government quit funding. I think they're very much doing there's of sending humans back so for the first time So it's like a rogue mission they're on yeah, it's like they're like one like Star Wars. Yeah, so wait Why is there a losing gravity? Can I read it to you? Yeah sure some real quick science talk Why is okay? Oh? I said with why you You go science talk. I'm like for the only five sandwich Okay, oh man apparently on Apparently, uh, I've never been on a live television before Apparently, this is ridiculous. Apparently on august 12th 2026 the world lose gravity for seven seconds Oh, that makes it fun That makes it catastrophic oh That's like there's an estimated 40 million deaths if this happens 40 million deaths. Oh, why? Huh, I thought we just float And then when it cuts back on you drop. Yeah, seven seconds. How are you getting in seven seconds? You know gravity pulls you down Like nine meters a second. I don't know. I'm not from Australia. Let's just say you'd get a very I'm an American You go I'm from Austin. Yeah, what's a meter? Uh three feet. So let's just say in that seven seven feet No, no, no, no, you could easily get to about Hmm 150 feet high and they're gonna drop and go You go Wow. Well, it's not if you go. Oh, this is so cool. This is so cool cuts back on what And not if there's a ceiling Now here we go hear me out. Yeah Cool. Let me finish this first. Yeah, so sorry according to NASA that on apparently on august 12th 2026 The world might lose gravity for seven seconds The reason for this is the intersection of two gravitational waves from two different black holes And this was so basically what they're saying and this is predicted back in 2019. 19 with a 96% chance of happening. I don't know, I'm not here to fear Mongo, I just thought this would be a little quirky to talk about. There's two black holes, two gravitational waves. - I like that. - Oh, here you go. - You gotta send it off into space. - They're gonna meet at that point. How's that black hole here? - They're gonna meet right there, they're gonna meet right there. - They're gonna meet, and when they meet, when they meet right there, we lose gravity. Seven seconds. - Wow. - Now, through if this event takes place, there's an estimated damage of 40 million souls. - There's gonna be 40 million deaths. - That's not funny. - Infrastructure destruction that would last up to a decade, and then the overall panic could, apparently, spark some external and internal affairs. Like countries might get mad at each other that, oh, y'all knew this was happening, you didn't share it with that, whatever. - They can't stop it? - It's all a legit, but no, I mean, if what are we gonna do, shoot it with a laser? - For gravitational waves of a black hole. - Stop it. - Stop it, how? - Stop it, how? - Put Earth back into a toy box that came in. - Yeah. - I mean, stop it. - Maybe, I don't know. - It's astronomical. - Well, we put a dome. We're like, the way that, like, during COVID, we got the stimulus checks, we got a seatbelts. (laughing) - Send us a seatbel in the mail. - Dude, no, I, now, I hear you. - I guarantee you, if this becomes like a, oh, now, you never know, it's in space. But say, say around June. They're like, oh, this is inevitable. Like, this is happening in too much. I guarantee you, some massive government check is gonna be cut to some company that's gonna make something to where you can like, bolt yourself in the ground. But there was a full-blown video. It was saying like, stay, 100% stay indoors if you can. Preferably big, big buildings, like a skyscraper 'cause they're deep in the ground. Like, your house is just like a slab of concrete. - Oh, your house can go up. - No, I don't think, but it could. - I didn't know gravity was that strong. - Vitt, how strong is it? - Yeah, I mean, like, are you a Patrick star? Are you a human? Where the fuck did y'all learn this stuff? Like, oh, you know, genuinely. Like, and I'm getting sick and tired of me being the, and like, the dumb guy. Where the fuck did y'all go to school? I went to a public high school. Me too. - You know what I learned about? I was gonna say the g-spot. - What the heck? (laughing) - I learned, I learned. You know what I mean? I learned two girls, one cup. And you know what I mean? That's what I learned about. - Yeah, I was going to tutoring. You were like this? Oh, the gravitational pull is strong, 12 meters. - Yeah. - And you were chewing on your braids with your gnarled teeth and going, "All right, all right, all right." You were a tribesman in society. You were like, and I was sitting there, two point one. - No, no, no, no, no, no. But Mr. Gregory, I remember him. I didn't like his pants, your way too tight. His back pockets were touching. (laughing) - Oh my gosh, Mr. Gregory had no, that's so heavy. - That's what Kevin Hart said about Conan O'Brien. - You're back pockets are touching. Now I'm not exaggerating, I'm not exaggerating when I said, if I had your fingernails and I did that to my own leg, I would bleed. I would absolutely start bleeding. - No, I got crocodile skin. - You just scratched that like an old person that has had like neuropathy for 20 years. Like they can't even feel their feet. And they're just like, "Hey, can I see?" I don't like those shit. I'm so sorry. No, I didn't do that. Somebody read one. I don't know, everything I have. Oh my God, you hate me. - No, someone read one in this episode. Every time I look down, 'cause I keep looking at him, do they're (bleep) an eye sore. I hope those get pulled up with the gravity. - They're broke. - No, but it's that it is scary. - Back to the gravity. It said, anchor yourself to something that's in the ground. It said, don't try to, so it was like, if you're holding on to a tree, do not try to hold on to the tree and hold someone else and keep them safe. - They can hold the same tree. - Like they can hold the same tree, bros. - Where's the next tree? - There's a whole thing about it. And I was like, "If this (bleep) happens, first off, that would be, hear me out." Now now I'm kind of, I'm switching sides to your side. - What, will we lose oxygen too? - No. - 'Cause I thought it in space. - Oh, like think about this. - 'Cause in space there's no gravity, so they couldn't breathe out the way the helmets. I didn't know if we had the wear helmets. - Well, it's a vacuum. Actually, there's nothing that we have an atmosphere. It keeps us, I didn't know if the gravity goes, the atmosphere goes, I don't know, like season change, sun moves. - I don't know what happens, dude. - But the thing about gravity, bro, there's no, it's not like a mythical like bicep curl. They're like, it can only do so much. There's no weight. Like there's zero weight limit, exceptions, like a full blown, filled with gasoline, like 18-wheeler. It's just gonna. - Wow, it's impressive. - The biggest, the biggest cut piece of a, of a, whatever, from a quarry. It's just gonna, and so why is that not happening now? - Like, why, like why? - 'Cause that's when the waves are gonna hit. - No, but what? - It's 12, 20, 26, apparently. - So what's holding us down right now? - Gravity, dude. When the waves hit, it's gonna mess with our life and our planet. - The whole planet? - The whole planet. - No, dude, Greenland's cool. They're fine. Greenland and Japan, they're fine. They're good. But everyone else, everyone else gets infected. They're just cool. They're just still just. - I didn't know. - I was just wondering, I can't ask questions, and that's why I don't, yeah, punk has over, 202. - 202, 202, 202. - All the comments, why, Google's free. Do you wanna be entertained? I gotta ask questions. That's the part, I gotta ask questions. And these are genuine questions. - But that's just a little dumb, though. Like, I have a very low tolerance for stupidity. Like that's, that's my, that's my, that's hurtful. - No, sorry, I didn't mean that. - I didn't mean it, sorry. And I got a low tolerance for those shoes. - I knew it was coming. - And can I be honest, throw in the jacket. - I'm not throwing away the jacket. I love this jacket. - No, it's just, no, I, I, maybe, maybe it's you. Dude, it is me. No, no, I, I couldn't literally put on you. I could take your clothes off, put them on. You'd be like, "Ah, not it." - Yeah. - It's me, it's not the clothes. - No, but there's some outfits you would put this on. You would like it, you would look good in it. It's on me, you hate it. - No, that's why I don't have it. I don't have it, it's because I don't like it. - You're all right, I could have bought it. I chose not to. - Speaking of clothes, I got in the argument with Sarah about this. How often do you watch your jeans? - Ooh, I'd probably say after every like, maybe two, two wears, maybe three. Three is like a, three like, three they're getting washed. Two of it's like, I just, I wore them. We give very calm buys. Maybe I wouldn't watch the movie. No need, if I'm sweating in them, yeah, I'm washing. - Never wash my jeans. I've never washed a pair of jeans. I don't like the way they feel after. My mom used to do it for me, crinkly and nasty like, there's nothing. Stupid man. - Did you? Did you just say, I've never washed. - Those have never been washed. These and any other pair you see me wear, never touch laundry. Oh, it's, I don't think you should. I don't think it's a good thing for 'em, 'cause that's the part of denim, right? That's the part of the pants. - Paid, paid, I have been. I have graced and shared a stage with you at a live performance where I know how my smell, right? I physically know what my Gucci was cooking up. And yours has more sense, weird strange sense, and more hair than me. - No, no, no, no. And you didn't wash your pants. And half of your underwear has holes in it. So there's direct access from your (beep) to the jeans, denim, direct line of access. Didn't have to go through a middle, man. (beep) I genuinely do not wash my pants. I do not wash jeans, because Kim, honestly, it takes a lot for the jeans to smell bad. It genuinely takes a lot for it to happen. And too, if my jeans do smell bad, it's normally just on the back region, and I'll spray that down with for breeze. - No, I didn't see you do that for 10 years. - I'm spraying on spray for breeze, I don't wash rag, and just get the back of it. That's my go-to, but I don't like it. And I think it's the way I was raised, because my grandpa didn't wash jeans either. You know what he used to do? - What? - He used to put his jeans in a target bag and put them in the freezer. - Okay. - I swear to God. He said it killed the bacteria. - Probably (beep) - Didn't hear the stench, though. - Yeah. - And honestly, I didn't like the thawing process. - You're sitting there. - Yeah, yeah. - You have a stiff pair of jeans like there was in them. - Peyton, you are a nasty. You are a nasty, nasty man. - Why do you wash jeans? It's nasty. - You have, it's a weird feeling. - Okay, think about not washing a shirt. What is the difference? Talk to me. - Fabric. - Okay, fabric. But would you still be willing to say that after a certain amount of use is on the shirt, it's probably best, right, if you wash it. - No. - What? - No, jeans are legitimately not supposed to be washed for the texture and because there's already protective qualities in the denim. - Okay, so you want to go all through the jeans are technically supposed to not be really put in there? Okay, then why do they have a tag on the inside that says, "Wash like this, machine wash inside out cold water, tumble dry, no heat." - I could honestly have never read the inside of a pants. - I've never read that little sticker. And the fact that you do shows a lot about your daily routine. - Yes, I'm washing my pants. You're nasty. - Disgusting crotch region man. - Raise your hands. Who washes their jeans? - Yeah, thanks for the fourth day. - Yeah, you wear them for, okay. - I washed these one time in a year. - Yes, it's like maybe, maybe once a year, by yearly, I would do it. - I will wash, bro. I don't know, y'all are tripping. The pant is fine. You think it's going to deteriorate in the wash. - It messes up the structure of your pant. - No, it doesn't. No, it does not. - Color maybe, 'cause you're probably watching that hot, not listening, probably stripping it up the color. - I just wanna, you should wash those shoes with the garbage. - I thought we should have my feet. - No, you're a nasty person, and if anyone in the comments, if you own, you're okay with that fly for any other pair of clothing. - Yeah, denim jackets. - With that fly for any other article of clothing that is not made of denim. - I can honestly say like my expensive shirts like this, I will only wash them if like I absolutely just bomb something in them. Like, if I absolutely just like went crazy and like sweat or something spilled all over it's the only way I'll wash my nice clothes. I don't wash my nice clothes. - I would venture to say not washing nice-- - Yeah. - Makes it worse than washing the night it is stinky. It's crusty. The sweat stains are seeping in deeper. - No. - If you'd spilled some on it, it's now, it's not coming out. - I can honestly say-- - I've had this shirt. It's a nice shirt. I don't not gonna say the brand. - Looks great on you. - I'm not gonna say the brand, but it's on my chest. - This is a really nice shirt. Like it was an expensive shirt I splurged. I've had this for about six months. It hasn't touched water. Hasn't touched water and smell me. - Come on, get away. - Oh my God. - Get that. - Not bad. - Right? - Yeah, get that. - Not great either. - Give me one more. Oh yeah. - It's kind of just like-- - It's a little stale. - It's a little stale. - Yeah. - But I'm saying bad. - It's not, it doesn't smell great either. If I throw it in the laundry, this nice shirt now comes to your quality of clothes. Like I can't, I can't. - It's such a - I'm just saying. - Pro, I don't wash my nice clothes. I don't wash my jeans. Don't do it. - That is unbelievable. That's not real. - There's no one to know, 'cause I keep looking at those shoes. You should honestly start cutting your grass in those shoes. - Pro, these are not that bad. - You should get those away. People that need 'em. You should honestly, those are donation shoes. - I mean, I hate those shoes, bro. It's bad, it's a bad shoe. What is bad about this? - I mean, that's what is bad about that. - All the comments are gonna be like, bro, okay, he doesn't know swag. Look at those weird shoes, he's wearing. I would rather. - These are pristine too. I'm walking the snow in these. - I would rather do, it's been cold outside. - Very cold. - Dude, so bad. - Hold on, hold on, I can't forget this. Oh God. - Yeah, it shouldn't be that hard to put on a shoe. - Okay, here we go. You're talking about feet and seeing shoes and you hate my shoes and I hate you anyway. I was in Walmart the other day. This is unbelievable. - What happened? - I'm in Walmart. Very quick trip, literally for baby water. This is before the whole delaska snowpocalypse thing, right? Run into Walmart, solely to grab baby water and come out. I get in there, excuse me, to grab baby water. Baby water, what's funny about that baby water? What am I missing? Water for a baby, baby water. What the fuck is baby water? They have specific baby water, they have no, they don't. Oh, yes sir, they do. - Your son has to get special water. All babies should be drinking baby water. It's not gonna them if they don't, but it's preferred. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't give him explanation, no, no, no. - Drinking nasty tap water, you end up. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't give him tap water, give him at least some Fiji or something. - No, you don't do Fiji, you don't do aquapon, you don't do Fiji, you don't do Farragamo, you don't do none of that water. - No, because babies are built the same as us, right? They're not fishies. Oh, that's not true at all, that's not true at all. - Babies have the same organs as us. - Imagine if you, I want you to think about this. You could say, what is it, I can't even think, I cannot even think, like the guy that kid it on the soccer team at the local high school is the same as name are, 'cause they both play soccer. That's what you just said. - No, I'm talking about the physical properties of a human being as a baby is the same physical properties as a human being when they're older. The same thing, you need to say. - A lot happens, a lot develops, a lot, but why can't my son fill out his taxes right now? - No, that's difficult 'cause his brain's not developed yet. - Oh, but it is natural, just like his liver and his skin and everything. - Yeah, but he is natural human property, he needs H2O. - Yes, he needs water. - So why does he need, what's baby water? What is in it? - I think it's either added fluoride or not, I think it's with fluoride. - I heard fluoride is bad. - It's a whole thing, I mean, you don't want, but it's out. - So you're saying, get your son poison water and it'll be all right when they're older. - I cannot give you the science behind it. - I'm saying there's baby water. That's all I'm saying. - That doesn't make sense. - It's distilled or it's purified. So it's not spring, don't give him spring water. You don't give him, whatever the hell. - Give him aquapon, I call it a day. - What is aquapon? Is that glass water? - It's a good water. - That glass water, and you go to restaurant, and you say, still, they bring that aquapon and they turn it like that. - It's like $14 a glass. - Give him some aquapon, I bet he'll be all right after that. - No, he won't. - So what if I drink baby water? - Nothing happens to you, that's fine. - So why can't he drink regular water? - Okay, you go sit in the sauna, what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna sweat, feel good, right? You put my son in the sauna, you get baby bacon, right? Okay. You need more examples. You go out of the snow, you have a great time. Oh, snowball fight. (laughs) He goes out there, frostbite. - Fosca-parrison. - No, fosca-parrison. - No, it's not. - Baby water just doesn't make sense to me. I just understand what the hell goes into that. Why they need it differently if they're, 'cause I've, listen to me, like genuinely listen to me, and you get onto your story and I'm so sorry, but it was really dumb. If I, these organs that are in here right now, I've had those since I came out, these same organs. These same ones, I didn't get added things, I didn't get a surgery or a replacement or a renewal. This is the same, I've had since February 16th, 1999, right? It is now January, February 2nd, 2026. These are the same organs. Why do I need something different? Because they grow with you, you didn't have that size 14 of those talons for feet, right when you were born either. They grew, your organs change, your heart gets bigger, your brain gets smarter, you hope. - Yeah, you would, but that's what it is. I don't know the sound, not a doctor. They have baby water, maybe she'll look to the store. - Yeah, look it up before you give it to yourself, though. You should probably figure that out before you feed it to another human. Anyway, 'cause you're at Walmart getting your baby food, whatever, I'm going in there to get my baby water. And I immediately, it just struck me out of nowhere, I have to poop, or I'm going to poop my pants, oh god. Yeah, and you hate when I have these like, like, whim poops by a hit me. I said, oh my god, I'm about to poop in literally 40 seconds. I have to make them run for it. I go straight to the bathroom. I drop my head, no one's under the saw. I go, yes, I go to the corner stall, big one, more space. Now I sit down, no sir, no sir, the big one, corner one, fantastic. I go in there, sit down, begin my poop. Now it came out very quickly, now I'm sorry. I like the second I sit, I go, I love that though. It was good 'cause I'm, oh, efficient, easy, quick. Get me outta here quick, they could, people outside might have thought I pissed. Now, this is where, this is where it gets interesting. I sit down, right like, as the poop's coming out of me, I haven't finished on another guy's burrowling, burrowling into this, oh, he's hard enough. I have never heard of my entire life. This guy, his, hitting walls coming into the bathroom. He goes straight, straight to, there's only two stalls. There's a big corner one in the little skinny one. Straightened that skinny one right next to me. Slow him indoors. Now, now, I'll just, I'll start with this. I took three years of Spanish in high school. All right, here we go, hear me out. Now this man is, this man's native tongue is in Spanish. Espenio, okay. He speaks Spanish, yes. He speaks Spanish. Now a very common phrase that I know from that and from my Hispanic friends is ideal smell, right? Oh my God. Sure. Oh my God, something, whatever. (speaking Spanish) Yeah, there you go, right? (speaking Spanish) Now, I don't know that one. He sits down, first, everything sound, I want you to think of the loudest way you could possibly bang something. That is every movement he has. Like, he's hidden door to me, he's like, like, he's literally about to sh*t himself. He sits down and he hears bell, too. It's like, he's taking the bell off, and he then goes, hi, they'll smell. (laughing) And it literally sounded like a sawed off sh*t, it went, (whooshing) and I literally, I know how you are right now, in the flesh, I was crying. In real life, I was crying. I literally was like, he was like, oh, I just saw him. And I literally was like, I was crying. And I was crying, real tears. I was crying real tears. And it was like, maybe like, no exaggeration, like probably three or four of those shots, right? Just like, I mean, he was clogged up, like, bad. No, no, no. (laughing) I just saw him. (whooshing) And I went, it was like, it was like I was a hostage, or like I was trying to not get captured. I literally was trying to be dead silent, to where they came to hear my breath, I went, and I'm sitting here tearing up crying. I was crying, I was crying. And then he finally gets to this moment of, no, I would venture to say, this isn't even the best part yet. I swear to God, he starts crying. He literally started crying. I'm not making this up. Now, if it wasn't in the bathroom and I was thinking to myself, I was like, I need to record this, I was like, that might be such a little evasive yet. He started crying. Like, how do he sound? Like a whimpering, I don't know. (laughing) Like, he was actually crying on the toilet. And I got to this point, I was like, what the fuck? And I'm still, I am beyond laughing. Did you check on him? Hell no! Did you get it, you good, bro? No, my God, no, shot, I literally went. I was like, I literally went, I went. Did you sit and wait for him to get out? I don't know. - You gotta see, well he probably limped out that-- - I mean, yeah, he ate some, I mean, he probably, he literally grabbed an allergy. Like, he's allergic to, he grabbed the virus and ate it. - Oh, dude. - He was saying, "Oh, COVID, oh, just swallowed it." - You should know podcast. - I have a pooping story from Vegas, 'cause we went to Vegas in LA, me and Robbie Dale. I'll tell it on Patreon exclusive, but I had to public, at a five star restaurant. It was bad. No, no, no, it's probably a glorious bathroom pooping. No, it was at a casino, and the bathroom was in the middle of the casino, get to leave the restaurant, to go to the bathroom. Dude, yeah, no, it was so bad. Actually, I'll just tell it here, this part of it. So, you know, I don't publicly take poops. - Ever, ever. - I don't do it. And I've been kind of on a health kick. You can't tell, right? (laughing) - We can tell you-- - No, I had to talk with Sarah. I was like, "I'm so sorry, I'm letting you down." Like, I was like, "You don't want to see-- - Bro, you gotta get out of your head. You gotta get out of your head. - No, because sometimes when I'm cuddling with her, and I roll over her like this, and I see her look down at it. Like, I'm like, "Oh, man, I'm like, "baby, it's gonna get flat eventually." Just go, just, I promise, bye bye, June. We'll be good. - And then she loves it that she plays with it. - There you go. - Yeah, she puts her finger in my belly button. - That's up. - Well, okay. - That's all the matter. (laughing) - Mm, mm, mm, mm, here we go. So, I've been on kind of a health kick, right? - Yeah. - I mean, so, I haven't had like a greasy burger in a long time, right? - Oh god, you're missing out. (laughing) - Oh my god, they're so good, so good. - So, I was hung over from the night before. I woke up at like 3 p.m. Holy shit, that was bad. - Oh my god. - Yeah, woke up at like 3 p.m. We had a dinner schedule, I had a five star restaurant, I like ate, so I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go, there's a burger right in this hotel. I'm gonna go grab this burger, eat it, and I get a little snack. - Right, right. - Sonny's on, hoodie on, slow walk. Now, I ordered this burger, the menu was all in, like in braille, almost like, I was so hung over, I couldn't, I didn't know why it was your f*cking burger. - They're like, how could you have you in? - Oh god, I thought it. - Yeah, exactly, so they gave me the burger, I opened it up. It had bacon on it, two burger patties and ruffles chips. - What? - Yeah, I was like, this is the craziest burger I've ever seen. - But I was starving, that's fire. - No, the idea of so hung over is like, this is gonna be great. - Oh yeah. - I ate the burger literally 14 minutes after. Like, it literally felt like someone lit a match in my-- - There you go. - Yeah, and so I was hurting. I ran back to my room, I mean, exploded. It was literally, and I feel so bad for the cleaning staff. It was on the bowl, it was, 'cause I, it was on the way down, I started. So it was, I mean, it looked like-- - You have no respect, no respect, no patience. - Oh, that's what I was looking for. - You sit on that porcelain. - Yeah, that I couldn't make it. - So anyway, god, I was on enough d*ton, right? For the, I was on enough d*ton for a couple hours. - D*ton's crazy. I thought I was fine. We get to not there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's even worse than those seriously, please trash back. I can't watch a lugi. That's gonna be nasty. That's gonna be real nasty. I was on an update. Double, double all of you. No, you got the shirt version of the jacket. Yeah, the shirt version of the jacket. I'm a higher-use stylist. Oh my god. I'm, I love you though. Actually, first thing I think I'm gonna start with you more. I'm gonna cut. I'm gonna dress worse everywhere possible. I'm gonna dress. Can't do it. I mean, you can't. You can't do it. I'm gonna come. Oh, that's fire. That's fire. So I always throw a while we go to the dinner. Now it, we're hooked up at this restaurant. We get prepared. You and who? Me and Robbie and a host of the casino. Oh my god. Yeah, so we were getting like fixed menus where they were bring seafood towers. The gourmet of gourmet. Oh, so good. I mean, no, Cam. That's so good. We kept saying it like cam's back. I love this. I bet I would have. But so I had a kid. I had like a king crab. Right? I ate it. Get it in butter. My stomach all more. This is a point. I was sitting like this at a five star restaurant like close my eyes and sweating. I was like, I got to go. I stood up. I ran to the bathroom. Now I already don't publicly. Right. I don't like it enough. So I'm. I'm. I'm fighting. I'm good. I wasn't me. No, like I'm shoot. Like, and it sounds like a paintball is in this. It's a bad. And like, it won't stop. And I was trying to play TikTok's loud because I would. I hate people like you. You better embrace that. I would release in the plops, when in the shots would be loud. But then it always fall out by. That's some gas. Like little bookweeds. It's fine. That's a part of the game. It's a part of the game. Nobody wouldn't stop. Nobody likes rebounding, but it's a necessity. You got to get that out. You got to get that gas out. And then it doesn't. So it's not pretty. It's a grimy skill. You got to do it. Yeah. No, it was bad. No, so embarrassing. I was sweating. I was anxiety attack. I was coughing. It was a whole bad thing. It got worse because there was like a bathroom attendant in the bathroom. Oh, y'all read a nice spot. Yeah, it was a bad. They had a poop scooper waiting for you. Well, he was normally there to sell whatever Cologne's meant to whatever you want, right? This isn't broad daylight. This isn't a nightclub. No, no, this is a restaurant. Yeah, no, no, no. It's a regular. Yeah, it's a nice restaurant. They do that. Oh my god. Oh my god. But he was standing in the corner until I saw feet right outside my stall. And I was like, why is there feet right here? I was like, why is this guy like obviously you can hear the the war going on in this big stall? Can't he? I see a hand to go under the stall with a spray. He's like, he's like, you're sitting there. I was like this. I said to turn towards me and then I just see this. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, this guy knew I deserved it. Oh my god. I was like, he's just trying to dodge the it was so bad. I didn't fight it back because you knew that you were an asshole. He started like mopping outside the floor and I was like, now this point you're just you're bullying at that point. Yeah, so I pinched it off. I wasn't finished. I get up. I didn't make any eye contact. I took it so washed my hands. I was my Puma story. Yeah, I've never been embarrassed. Like, hey, a little disrespect. Like if I'd have him up, that'd have been his fault. Yeah. But that would and you would have gotten trouble. But that would have been his fault. Bro, I don't just you have the I mean bad anxiety. It's that mix of the anxiety, but you're stomach. Like if you're you're your stomach is like hardwired directly to your brain, but not like everyone else. It's like everyone is yours is like, if you think it's going to mess you up, you're going to get messed up. Oh no, if I think I'm sick. Yes. What's that name? What's that name? A hypochondriac? Yeah, that's you have that with food too. Narcolepsy. If you're like, oh, that's not narcoleptic. Not narcolepsy. I'm just like not not. That's no. No, but you if you think the food's going to be good and super healthy and it's going to give you energy, you'll finish that meal and be like, do you have such a good salad? I'm ready to conquer the world. God, it's good. Let's go do something. Yeah, I feel like I can go climb the skyscraper like that one. Did you watch that? I watched a little bit of it. I don't know how people watch a dude climb that skyscraper. I don't know how people watch it in CJ watched essentially the whole thing. We took one gap for dinner. We make a dinner. He was watching Malachi. We watched it from the second. The fact we watched a man like on street level. No, just grab a part of the building with this Paul. Grabbed it with this Paul and started just going up and then he ended up 1700 feet in the air. No, no, I don't think you understand. We were sweating. I was so skeptical and I talked to you before having. I was like, I'm not watching. It's probably like there's no way Netflix would air this. There's probably something you can't see. They're going to manipulate camera angles. No, they showed everything. They had a top down camera. There's no nets. Oh, dude. No, no, thinking about it's literally making my balls go into me. No, no, no, no. We were watching it in legit. It was prop like first off, shout out to him, shout out to Netflix. That whole thing is dope. I'm right there with you. I don't physically comprehend how he does that or how people were there live watching. No, no. That's what I want to say. First of all, the people that are watching alive, you'll have a little thing. It was strange to watch that live. I couldn't do it. The human instinct did me. That's disturbing to see that. 100%. That's the first level. You might need some psychiatric evaluation. Easily the next one. People that showed up and were like this because you're filming for one reason. Oh, yeah. You're filming for one reason. No matter what if you want to say it or not, you sick little freak. No, it's disturbing. There was people in the building he climbed. Type-A 101 is like a business building, apparently. There's people in the windows. People in the windows. Constantly. His whole climb. People were like this. I would be like evacuate the building. Yeah, but what if I told CJ, I said what if someone went up there, put on Snapchat, turned it sideways, and literally was like held up a sign and it was like, I hope you fall. And he like, and he like read that. He goes, they could destroy his whole climb. Yeah. I would they allowing people to just or people bang on the windows or something. What is something like bang on the window? You're Netflix. Can everybody one day off when they PTO? Get him. No, no, no. It's so and I was thinking about it like how strong? How strong is that? How strong is that guy? Like his forearm and hand strength is crazy. Oh, yeah. No, we already say that he probably weighs like a buck 30, buck 40. He could probably easily like farmers carry like 500 pounds. Dude, his forearm's got to be out of this world. I can't even walk up like 15 fights a series. And Loki, the crazy part was the first like 35 seconds. Oh, he was, he got, he was like, I'm not kidding, he was probably 40 feet in the air. Yeah. In the first like 40 to 50 seconds. And this is on the side of a building. I don't understand. And I saw people like that live there are trying to do it now. Not like actually climbing the whole thing, but at least get to the first one and like all of them are failing. Oh, yeah. Like he's so impressive. And no, no, the part where he was on the top with his feet. Oh, yeah, he's just listening to heavy metal in his ear. Was he listening to music? Yeah, he had music that was also tapped into the commentators to Seth Rollins and other two. No, he was listening to the commentators. No, he wasn't, he was listening to music. But when they like cue them in when like production, like the, you know, they probably, he probably heard it in his ear like, hey, we're about to send you to the commentators going to answer question real quick. No, he was doing, well, I didn't see this part. He was literally was talking to them in the middle of the climb, literally talking to them in the middle of the climb. They said, like, they said, hi, I don't know what I mean, he was like, yeah, it's crazy. Great day to be alive. So like, like, you wouldn't, you wouldn't have thought he was like grilling for his son's barbecue. That's how easy it was to do that. It's literally making me uncomfortable right now. See, that's how was, that's how was the, I'd probably say the first third after the first, because it was about an hour and a half is how long it took him. So after the first 30 minutes, you kind of were watching it, it's like Steph, like shooting threes, like you, you then realize he's so good at this, that it's like the nerve kind. It's the fact that he's high in the air. He could fall first off way too windy for my liking. And he was like, oh, it's a perfect day. He goes perfect conditions. He sure was like this. Yeah, dude, he's like perfect condition. He's ripped. He's ripped. He's, he's literally after 30 minutes, you're like, I don't think he's, I don't think he can feel like you see how good he is and how relaxed he is. Not a single beat of sweat. Yeah, you know worries. He's, he's getting on the ledge. Oh, yeah, I saw this on X Twitter, but I don't know if it was real or not. They said they did an MRI on his brain. And he, like the part of your brain that has fear, he like is severely, like underdeveloped in that part. Oh, bro, me and CJ were saying that we were showing him like images of scary things or like whatever in that part that their test doesn't click. It was just very low. I don't know if that's true or not, but I saw that and I was like, that makes sense. How you climb with no, and then he was asked, okay, we understand you're doing an amazing feature. 11th tallest building in the world. Why not at least just have a parachute on your back. And he literally said, well, you're in a downtown. Once you get past 150 feet or some, the wind gusts are like a lot stronger. He said, there's really no difference. If I fall and pull that parachute, he's like, I, you can't guide it with the wind like that with the tunnels and stuff. He's like, no difference. If I fall, I fall. And I was like, I see, I mean, this guy's a psychopath. But I, did he get paid? Yeah. Perth, best part about this. But I can't wait to see your reaction. I want you to guess how much you made from that. You get good number. Good number. Netflix, Netflix, whole world live stream. I want you to get. I'll say, I want you to guess with some, let's some strength behind your $500,000. $500,000. He made it. He made $500,000. He even in the middle. And he put his soul on the line. He was 17 hundred feet near $500,000. He got paid $500,000 for that. $500,000. There's an 18 year old that's going to get drafted in the second round next year that's going to make more than that. No, there's they're not going to play. There's 13th man on NBA rosters right now. They don't touch course. They're warm up and they wear chrome hearts to the game and they do absolutely nothing to make more than them. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think Netflix should be under federal investigation. Like, I know we might do business soon, but Netflix. Netflix might have netted, I don't know, 700 million. He made us. They made three news shows because of him. He's a, he's a producer of three news shows. Oh, yeah. That's going to be how to climb one or one. The climb series. Yeah. The climber. Yeah. Yeah. No, literally. And they went like this to him. They went, oh, good job, bro. Half a million dollars from the biggest streaming company in the world. Bro, I don't want to say it as it's necessarily like net, like it, like they said 500 or nothing. Like maybe he doesn't give up. I don't know because he obviously he's he's sponsored by North Face. That's got to be decent. Oh, so everything he wears is North Face. He had it on his pants. I don't assure you. He probably got a lot of money. A lot of money. He's sponsored. He's a movie. He has a movie. He's a movie. Oh, he climbed up mountain the same way. No, like a, like an actual mountain. It's called free solo document. Like the whole thing started in the, yeah. It's a movie of him. At what point does he call it quit? So what time is he done? Yeah. I'm like, what are you going to do next? Go the go of the backwards. Burj Khalifa. He's gonna go like this. He starts his climb. He's like, what are you doing? I do it. Yeah. No, how much money would it take for you to climb a skyscraper? Like he did. No, no, I want you to think. I want you to think about the, I want you to think about the largest amount of money that you would have enough time in your life to say in the answers. No, you can say, no, no. Yeah. Payton, I don't like, I don't like standing at the top of this building and looking out of a secure window. Oh, yeah, you're let alone climbing, which I don't know how to do. Let alone climbing with absolutely no safety measures. Yeah. No shot. Well, funny enough, I wouldn't have a tree without safety measures. I would not climb a red oak tree without, not even a red oak. I would climb a peach tree without some, some soft under me. I'm going to, in my mind, I found these nine feet and I break my arm and then now it's life sucks. Building. Well, funny enough, so came, I know one of your biggest fears is skydiving. I'm not going to announce this challenge yet, but next week, we'll announce the challenge. We're doing a thing and they all be involved in it. Where? Oh, it's a term. It's a month. No, y'all has in the fans. It's a month long competition between me and Cam with topics or debates that y'all bring in. And the loser at the end of the month has a huge, huge, huge, huge consequence. And Cam's, Cam's is going to be skydiving. Okay. Let's do this real quick, guys. I hope you're listening. If I lose, I'm not on podcast. I absolutely terminate my contract. It's been a great ride. I'll talk to, we have a week, we have a week before this gets announced. I'll play the, I'll play. I'm fair game. I'm not backing down from, but come back next week for that big announcement of the month long challenge that we have for y'all. It's going to be, it's going to be a great time. My challenge, my, my consequences is going to be big too. We have to agree on it. I'm like, okay, chug two gallons of milk. You're like chug two gallons of milk and go swim. I go jumping to a 12-inch pool holding two gallons of milk. That's funny. I was like, bro, you just have to go swim. I have to jump out of a plane. I'm like, you got to go take a lap in the ladies room. Okay, guys, I think that is the end of the episode. Before we get out of here, I just want to say again, from the bottom of my heart, personally, from me to you, thank you for making a dream come true. 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