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The Next $100B “Switch”: Inside COMFRT’s Affiliate Playbook

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The Next $100B “Switch”: Inside COMFRT’s Affiliate Playbook

The episode delves into a range of controversial and dark topics, primarily centered around technology, ethics, and celebrity culture. It critiques Kelly Clarkson’s public enthusiasm for AI, arguing that her references to AI as a "lover" and her preference for digital over human-based design are problematic, especially given her ability to afford professional services. The discussion extends to Dakota Johnson, whose real-life demeanor and role in the film *Verity* fuel debate about authenticity and objectification. A harrowing case of a death row inmate surviving two execution attempts is presented, raising moral questions about capital punishment and long-term incarceration. The show also examines the ethics of non-consensual cosmetic surgery, where a celebrity reportedly spends $800,000 on an assistant's procedures, highlighting power imbalances and consent issues. Additionally, the hosts explore the disturbing practices of the reality show *Swan*, where women underwent extensive, lengthy plastic surgeries under anesthesia, linking it to modern concerns about beauty and exploitation. The episode further touches on celebrity misconduct, citing figures like Chris Brown and Roman Polansky, who faced serious crimes but continue to thrive in public life. Throughout, the hosts express unease about societal trends in AI, body modification, and celebrity culture, suggesting these issues reflect deeper anxieties about control, consent, and the boundaries of personal freedom. The tone remains critical and reflective, emphasizing the dark undercurrents in modern entertainment and technology.

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(upbeat music) ♪ Come see the darker side of seven ♪ - We did it everybody. - First time. - First time, except it's the third time. Welcome everybody to DarkSighted, page seven. DarkSighted, I'm your host, Jackie Zabrowski. - And I'm your other host, Kara Klank. - Oh, thank you guys. - I'm so excited that the world just keeps giving us darker and darker stories that we can bring to you every week. - Every week. We are talking cosmetic surgeries galore today. We are talking, ooh, that ice queen Dakota Johnson, but maybe I'm warming up to her. And I think we're probably gonna talk about Kelly Clarkson talking about Jack GBD being her lover. - And I think it's sad. And I think maybe we can hear a DarkSighted say officially that that's a sad thing to say, especially when we all know that your ex-husband died not that long ago. And I just feel like this is not, you know, it's like, oh, so it's good. It's really great for you, Kelly Clarkson, that you are just out the gate, being like, I love AI. And it's good that I am all alone so that I can use this AI to just make me feel better. - Is, is, I didn't, okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna admit right now, I didn't know the lover part of it. I just heard her on a podcast, admit that she loves to toy around with chat GPT. And it's so fun and she's obsessed and that the only time it becomes not okay is when it comes for her own personal industry. She's like, I love it so much. It can do anything you want except if it comes for pop music and then I reach. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's like, that's so the hyper individualism of this world, but mostly this country. - Yeah. - It's like, I love this 'cause it doesn't affect me, but when it starts to affect me, I hate it. Like, I hate it. It really is, that's why I think of all of it. And we got into it a little bit on page seven, but I feel like what truly makes me the yuck deist out is the fact that she referred to it as her lover. And I know that she was being, I love Kelly Clarkson. I really do, I care, I am that basic bitch that I love me, Kelly Clarkson. - I love Kelly Clarkson. - I love, I'm a Kelly Clarkson stan. - And I also, I know friends that have worked with her before that have talked about how wonderful she is to work with, that like, she really loves being around her kids. She's very involved in their lives. She's a really good person to work for, but this is where it stops. I just feel that if you're a good person to work for and you want to continue being known as that, then maybe you shouldn't be getting rid of people's jobs when you can definitely pay to have those jobs taken care of. - I'm sorry, even if you think it's just fun, Kelly Clarkson can be paying somebody to do what she would look like in the 80s, to draw that with Photoshop, and it would look a lot better than AI crap. There's no way that you, as an artist, I mean, whatever, she's not a visual artist, but still, it looks like shit. AI looks like shit. And then she's like, it's so great. I'm using it to make digital plans for my home renovations. I hire a person who went to freaking college or that struggled for an internship to learn how to do home renovation or designer, whatever the hell. I don't know the journey of a interior designer, but I know that. - No, no, that's because someone's gonna need them anymore if we're just using computers to do it. So it's exactly, and it's one thing I understand people use it to dilly-dally around to get the ideas of things to send off to other artists as an inspiration. I get it, we all understand the ways in which, but it is yucky coming from somebody that can definitely afford to pay the proper people to do the things that she needs to do. - Yeah, and apparently in this interview, she also, like, doubled down on it and did it. So I talked about it so much. It's like, lady, this is like stuff you should be telling your friends. - I wouldn't go on podcast telling everybody how obsessed you are with AI. - No, because actually it's funny that you bring that up, Cara, because I do have some friends in my life that are very pro-AI, that talking, and they are different artists, and I'm not talking about people that use it for actual, like, generative art. I'm talking about people that use it for lots of other things that keep telling me over and over again. And I understand there are really great reasons for some AI out there. But I do also have some friends that are like, "Hey, I left behind." - I know. - "Left behind as an artist." Then I'm gonna be back here with a bunch of other gaggle doers who are gonna be left behind. - And I'm gonna be happy back here. They said, "No child left behind, but all comedians left behind." - And we're fine with it. - They're using AI to, like, this comedian posted that somebody made AI of a woman doing his joke, and she's wearing the same color shirt as him, and she's doing the same joke as him, but they just like took his joke and morphed it into like a hot girl saying, "It's joke instead of him." - It's interesting, honestly, we talk about this a lot in the world of Romanticie that even in, you know, we're working right now talking with people that are working on a documentary, just about Romanticie in general, and also just how many that there are the growing number of male identifying authors that are writing under female pen names so that they can get their Romanticie stories out there. But it is like-- - There's nobody wants to hear a man's version of romance. - No, but it does, even though-- - They also can write it too. - I don't think there's a course. - Of course, of course. - But it is interesting that in a female dominated, primarily field, that they are just still trying a whole new way-- - The same way that J.K. Rowling, and I mean, not to conjure that, which is named, but like the same reason that all these women used to do that because books by women were not taken seriously. They had male pen names. - Right, right. - Also, man, it was crazy. We're at Halloween Horror Nights, and we are walking through the Harry Potter section because you had to get through that to get to another scare of like the scare zones. And they just, you know, I know that the Death Eaters are scary to some. But when you're walking through Halloween Horror Nights, and people are coming after you with chainsaw, and then I got J.K. Rowling's Death Eaters like whipping ground with their magic, and I like magic-ass bitch. You know, I love me some magic, but it just looked stupid, and especially in a world where I didn't even wanna walk through it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know? But I understand that doesn't-- - It doesn't. - It is ruined for a lot of us, but I'm not saying that you can't enjoy it. It's just, I don't want any of the-- I feel like it would have been scarier if it was just people dressed up like J.K. Rowling just being against trans rights. Like I think I would be way more scared of actual J.K. Rowlings coming around, and being like, "Pip, pip, I wrote to do a coffee shop." And it's like, "Yeah, we know you wrote it in a coffee shop." Anyway, Kelly Clarkson, I still like you, but I do not agree with any of your takes about AI. She wants AI music to be on a different chart. I'm like, you think they're actually gonna do that? They're not gonna do that. No. - I mean AI chart. It's just, it is very funny that I guess in this day and age, we all are out here trying to have hot takes about stuff. It's just not really the take, Kelly Clarkson. That really that we're looking for. - It's confusing many people, including myself. - Yeah. - What's also confusing me, and I think you, is Dakota Johnson, and our feelings, because I have said online and possibly on a podcast that she has the charisma of a toenail, clipping, I was about to say, oh yeah, I was saying clip, clip, or okay. - Because a toenail can be interesting. - Sure. - But no, just a clippings story. - It tells a story. - Just a sliver. - But I'll be honest, everything I see about her in real life, I like her. - I know, man. - I don't like her acting. - I know, man. - She should be an influencer. She should just make videos where she's talking about, or a podcaster. Honestly, she doesn't share enough. - She seems funny. - That's why I think that's why I love her so much is she would never do that. - You know why it's beneath her, and she wouldn't do that. Why would Dakota Johnson do that? - Now, that reaction, you'd think, yuck, but you guys know that I love Mariah Carey, I love anybody that is gonna be a diva through and through. And I'm not even necessarily saying that Dakota Johnson is a diva, per se. - She's kind of just like a nepa with no fucks. - I love that. - She's a nice queen, yes. - And I love, oh, I'm melt for a nice queen, baby. I love when they look down at me with disgust and I go, yes, ma'am, anything you say, ma'am, you're so right and you're so scary. >> Do you think ice queen, I guess I think of ice queen more like a someone who seems like mean, she just seems like unaffected to me. She doesn't seem like mean, although I know she did this Saturday night live sketch where she played the mean girlfriend. >> She's very good at playing the mean girlfriend, but her as a person, I'm like, she just seems like she's like whatever, I don't know. Like when she was like, that's not what happened Ellen. I mean, I'm obsessed with when she put Ellen in the place. >> I mean, it's perfect. >> I love her architectural digestor where she was like, I don't know, it's a bowl of lemons. >> It's a bowl of lemons. I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Or lime. >> Or lime. >> Or lime. >> Like, I just like, you know, she doesn't care. >> She doesn't care. >> She doesn't care. >> They did ask like, why do you have all of the, a whole bowl of limes and she's like, it's a bowl of limes. >> Yeah. >> You're right. She is unaffected. >> I don't necessarily think, because I don't normally respond to people that I think are going to be like mean to me, maybe that's what Jacky likes, but I, it's why I'm married to a man. >> There's something like funny to me that like with Dakota Johnson, because she is kind of like a nipple and she could be the worst actress of the world. She's going to kind of keep Maggie stuff and I don't think she gives a shit whether anything does well or not. >> No. >> Like, you know what I mean? >> No. >> Who cares? >> Are you a coho stan? >> Are you a Colleen Hoover Colleen? >> You know, I've never read Colleen Hoover. She's the one that wrote Verity that Dakota Johnson and it ends with us. >> Oh. >> Yes. So it is also, it's so different, different story, different bitches. >> So the reason Dakota's on everyone's mind is because she's in this movie called Verity with Anne Hathaway, right? >> Correct. >> Which is a psychosexual thriller. >> Arotic thriller. >> What's it about? I don't even know what it's about, like I don't know anything about it. >> Ladies and then one of the ladies moves in and like she starts like fucking on her husband and then I think they start like fucking on each other or something. I don't know if I just made that up or if that's just what my dream of what the movie is about because that I'd watch any day. And it's hard because I have a husband that is not into either one of them erotically and he's like, I don't want to go see this movie if I'm watching too click and he clacks slim each other. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> I like watching the click and he clacks down with that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And I'm totally down. >> I mean, I don't know. I think I saw like one preview like half of it was like, that looks, but it was I keep thinking it's about AI or like something on the internet because my kids started one time. Like a couple weeks ago, they just started going, hi, I'm Verity. Ask me anything. I know everything. >> No, I was like, what is that? Why do you guys keep saying that? They're like, it's like from something. They don't know. Some of school eats from a Roblox game which I'm against my kids will never see the late of Roblox, but it's from some Roblox game where I think there is like an AI type person that's like, hi, I'm here like, guide, Verity, I had to Google it to find out what it was. So now whenever I hear of this movie, I think I'm watching some, I think Ann Hathaway is getting her subconscious uploaded to Dakota Johnson. I'm really, I think it's just like two babes fucking. >> Yeah. I think it's an erotic thriller. Like, stay away from my husband, but don't stay away from me, I think it's more in the direction. >> Yeah. >> Which, sign me up. >> Is one of them a nanny? I'm confused. Anyway. Let's move on. What's our next? >> Writers, I think that they're writers, but I am, I really, I almost want to go see it, but I don't know if I'm actually going to bring myself to do it. Now, I, you know, we talked a lot about over on second helpings, about 31 for 31. We know Kara here is not a big horror fan. Now, but I did watch something, I watched something for a Patreon episode of, do you want to talk about it? Because it seems like you were traumatized. What did you watch? >> It was, I can't talk about it because I had to talk about it on the Patreon, but I did watch, drag me to Hell and I was very, very, very, very not having a good time. >> What scared you the most? Like, do you actually get scared or do you get yelled out? >> It didn't scare me, it made me sick. I thought I was like roast out by it. >> Okay, so that's why you're fine with like ghost stories, but you're not into gore? >> Yes, but if I am going to watch horror, I'm way more into like a slash, like a real, I'm way more into the non, the non paranormal. >> I'm more into, you know, obviously, I'm into like, there's this fucking killer. >> It's psycho on the looser, who's killing all these people or whatever that. >> She loves this stuff. >> That kind of stuff, you know. >> Who is it? >> Oh my God, it's the wife, you know. >> Yeah, or it was the past, not as into, I've been possessed. I just feel like I've seen it so many times and I don't know what they keep doing this different. >> Gotcha. >> But I, I mean, it's done in many different ways. >> They keep doing it though and people get getting so excited and I make Jared tell me all the plots and I go, what's the plot? He goes, well, these kids find this thing and it's a demon that gets inside of them and I'm like, so just kind of like that movie you just told me about a couple months ago and he's like, yes, but it's different. Of course, it's different, Yara, oh my God, you see, this is the crazy part of a fucking demon possession. >> You get all the yucked out, you, like I know that you get yucked out, it's funny because you and MJ are very similar. MJ also dislikes supernatural, which is you're both the opposite, the antithesis of me. I watch anything with a vampire. Is there any kind of any sort of magic or power or anything in here? I'm going to watch it. I'm going to read it. >> What? >> I was excited because, oh gosh, where was I going with this? I had something really, oh that's what I wanted to talk about. >> Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about. >> 31 something. Yes, it's talking about 31 for 31 and it's crazy to me, Cara. >> Oh, yes, 31 days of holiday. >> Yes, 31 days of October. And so we have our 31 for 31. I posted it over on page seven LPN, so go check it out if you want to see my individual like Jackie's 31 for 31. And I just think it's fascinating. That Cara can't handle vampires or gore or stuff like that. And yet, when I asked what you wanted to talk about today, you definitely brought up the woman that they attempted to murder twice on death row. But you're going to have to hear about what we think about it after this sponsored ad. >> Welcome back, Frick and Frick. >> Welcome to the jungle, ABC tonight. Abbott is back. >> It's going to be the best year yet. >> Thank you. >> And everyone's going wild, you don't think you run this school, but you don't. >> It's going great. >> Abbott Elementary. >> Anything can happen in the jungle, Frick, guys. >> Season premiere tonight on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. >> You just got back to your Toyota truck and you can't feel your fingers. >> You've been out here for 13 days, now, 16, 15, you've lost track. 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And we're back. >> Obviously. >> Probably should have done it right. >> Right. >> This one. Okay, so you don't know anything about it. >> You don't know this story. >> Okay. >> I just think it's funny because Gera is so into just depraved true crime that you brought this up. And I had heard tale of it. But my algorithm is so different right now. If you guys remember my screen in last week, it has just been in a different place. So I haven't been getting so much this, the updates of this death row. But now it was the second time that they tried to kill her and they didn't do it. >> Okay. So this sounds just like an SVU, but because I thought I knew this case, but I don't. >> Hit me. >> Hit me. >> So this girl, Christopher Pike, was 18 and her and her friends lured this other girl into the woods and killed her. And I think, you know, that happened and that happened in Knoxville, Tennessee, okay? So she got the death penalty, she was sentenced at the 95, you know, as usual. She's been waiting to die for what, 30 years or something. The Tennessee Department of Corrections tried to give her the lethal injection dose vices twice, okay? And she survived it. They gave her, it's like a, is it phenobarbital or something? >> Yeah, they gave her this shot two times and she survived. And she's been in a unconscious state, but she just woke up as we were starting to record. I was like, we got to talk about Christophe. >> Oh, that's why you brought her up. >> I sure don't smoke up. >> She's awake, she's conscious and she's talking. And I just kind of want to know like, yeah, if you beat the game, do you get to keep? >> Stay alive. >> Playing? >> I feel like if it's twice, then it's like, well, then we let her lose. I feel like also, I mean, you know, I think that we're not going to get into how we feel about the death penalty. >> When she's not good, I don't feel great about that. about the death penalty. So I do feel that, you know, she's been in prison for it since 95. I do feel that a lot of rehabilitation can happen when you're 18 to be in jail for 30 years. I mean, I think that Tennessee is very eye for an eye or whatever with this stuff. But like, obviously, I feel horrible for this, what people, this family lost their love. She's doing twice and it doesn't take dog. I don't know. She is the only person known to have survived a complete execution attempt in the United States. I think she wins. I think you're right. I think that she gets to, or you get to like, choose what, choose your advantage or maybe you get, maybe she has to go back to spin a wheel. I don't know what happens. It's like, we in a raffle, like, at least be entered into one. I feel like there should be something besides just being sent back to death row. I feel like there, I wish there was some way that she could, you know, I don't know, like, sue the system and rise, but you know that that's not going to happen. We all know that that's not what's going to happen. And it's just sad. And to see this stuff, I think brings me, wait a minute. Sorry. What she didn't wake up? No, she did wake up. But I just read a detail of the murder, which is that she beat this woman with a large piece of asphalt and kept a fragment of her skull as a souvenir. So, I think maybe we got to keep her locked up. I think maybe that's, that might be somebody that can't bear another people. Take it back now. You don't get that, you don't get executed anymore. The execution's off. Right? It's off. We tried twice. It's off. You're, I feel like at that point, I would assume that she's a different level, like she must be an angel, only an angel would get someone with asphalt like that and keep that skull as a gift. The skull fragment really turned me before the skull fragment. I was like, let her out. Let her out. Yeah. I want to see her on, I want to see her on road. Day of drive doing a shopping spree. I wonder what she kept. Like, do you think that you keep the like the nose hole? Like, do you keep something like specific? I think you get like that circular. Oh, nice, flat plane. But no school would be hard to get a rap to grab on. Like, you're already lower jaw. Oh, see, you're right. That's what you take. You don't take a piece of the skull up here. You take that fold. This is the such a dark conversation. I'm going to start someone. This is starting later. Someone. What do you keep? What do you keep? I just, I, I understand. Like, I get teeth. I understand. You know, we were, we were just watching the history of concrete yesterday, which is the history of John Wilson. Yes. I think it was on the history of Conkey, the history of concrete where they were talking about saving people's tattoos on skins. It was. And it was talking about like a full line of, of like more, I don't, I don't line of morticians, but a mortician owned business, I believe, that saves people's skin so that they can save their full tattoos so that you can like preserve a piece of that. The left one that dies? Yes. Yeah. And at first, I was like, oh, that's awesome. And then I was like, that's good. That's crazy. Don't photographs work. We need the skin. I, I mean, I don't know. I think a photograph of the tattoos probably enough. Or do you take it and turn it into like a journal or something? And then it's like, oh, Jeff's journal, you know, and I'm just like touching the skin. Like, I'm already scared enough because we had a glass friend of ours. Take like make a glass version. Love you, Adam. Different Adam. Make a glass version of our hands holding each other's hands. And when he first gave it to me, it's his beautiful piece of art. And all, I just immediately burst into tears because all I could think of was someday when he's dead, I'm going to look at this and remember how he held my hand. And it's like, I, this is such a, this is a problem. You guys are so in love. And we're so don't have two children because I, I joke about this all the time. I'm so in love that like, I used to be like, I didn't hurt from him in like an hour. Do you think he's okay? Like he hasn't texted me. Like, what if he's dead? And like, now I'm like, why haven't you picked up your phone? You dumb ass. Like, you know, like, I just the love, the love has transferred. It's just the love and the care. The love and the guess. I care. I care. But I'm willing to wait a lot longer before I imagine his death than I used to be. But I was so with you. I was so right there with you. It loved him so much. One day, we won't be like, I, the thought of him dying used to really make me upset. And now I'm like, I'd have to do so much paperwork. Oh my god. Oh man, especially with the kids. Oh my god. I mean, I'm knocking on what I don't want him to die. Talk about how sexy you find my husband. I'm sad because I was trying to post pictures of Jeff's new slutty little glasses on the page seven social slutty little freak. He got slutty little glasses. And he's my little Jonathan Bailey now. But he wouldn't let me post the pictures of I was like, you're so hot in the slutty little glasses. He's like, don't what if I get a picture of Jared and his slutty little readers? He has readers that we have. And I'll get a picture of him. And then we'll do a double post so that Jeff doesn't feel stupid because our kids, our kids, our boys will be together. Our boys will be together. And they're slutty little glasses. And thank you for saying that because I'm excited sluts coming to us. So he really account near you. Isn't it, isn't it nice? It's not just us. We all are sluts here at dark side and flooded up. Wait, I, we need to talk about you now. I just told you about Christa. You need to tell me about this celebrity assistant. I am so sad because we don't know who it is that they're talking about. I want to leave their comments. I'm dying to know what you guys think. A celebrity has allegedly spent $800,000 turning her assistant into a cosmetic surgery test dummy. And people are understandably horrified. Now this is coming. I want everybody for next week. I watched like the first 40 minutes of the swan documentary. Yes. We're going to watch the swan for doc for next week. Swan doc. Did you watch the swan? I know that I'm sure we'll get into it more next week, but I think I watched a little bit of it. And then obviously whenever I think about it, I think of how law and order SVU had an episode with, oh no wait, it wasn't even law and order SVU. I think it was CSI. There was an episode with Elizabeth Berkeley playing the swan. Really? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm writing down Elizabeth Berkeley as a swan because I want to look, I want to look this up because the swan was a reality show from the early from 2004 that came out our prime years of being traumatized, okay? I remember this was definitely in my time period of I was way more into like real world and road rules and more of that kind of stuff. So I never really got into the swan, but now watching this docu series, even the first 40 minutes, I realized I actually had watched a lot of the swan. And I think I just blacked it out of my memory. Wait, was Elizabeth Berkeley? It was without a trace. It was the show without a trace. Elizabeth Berkeley plays a former contestant of a show called the swan. So she's the after, right? Do you get in trouble on that? It's messed up if you think that you're remembering an SVU episode, but you're actually remembering another true crime show. It's never happened. It's never happened. I've never been on that and been like, I'm thinking about somebody else. It's never happened. There was this episode. Oops, I'm talking. I don't watch that many shows. And what's crazy is I probably only see a dozen without a trace episodes in my life. But one of that was one of the swan one. And so whenever I think of the swan, I go, was that hosted by Elizabeth Berkeley? I just like more. I watched it for sure when it came out. And then I think even a part of me into it a little bit was like, I can't watch. I can't. This is too much. I think that I, like now that I'm watching back the beginning of it, I'm realizing how much I had watched and how much I had ingested and realizing really what it also did. I mean, it really screwed up the women that are part of the show. The doc has got to be, the doc has got to be eye opening and probably very unsettling because even the America's next hot model, like Netflix show was like, oh, yeah, I forgot that they would just bring them to the dentist and be like, lie down and then like pull a bunch of their teeth out or like, yes, give them quick dental surgery. This is the craziest, I mean, not the craziest part because I only watched the beginning of it. And I'm excited. We're going to talk more about it next week. But specifically, they said that what they could do, they were able to put the women under anesthesia for up to 10 hours. So they had 10 hours of them. And then they would like tag team them doing as much plastic surgery as they could in 10 hours. Multiple people were like working on the different so they could crash. This is going to be a nightmare. >> I can't wait to watch. >> Guys, it's horrific, just horrific and even worse than you would expect. And I'm saying this as a person that is pro plastic surgery. I feel- >> Yeah, I'm doing what you want. Obviously, I'm not pro non-consensual plastic surgery. But this is also part of the reason why I'm bringing this up in this sphere, in talking about this celebrity that had spent $800,000 turning their assistant into a cosmetic surgery test dummy because here's the thing. You get hired as an assistant. And then you're also going to get a bunch of plastic surgery. And this person is trying it out for themselves, which I find fascinating because every body is different, so no body is going to take any certain procedure in the same way, but what she is or excuse me, what they are doing of this celebrity, I am, how dare I am assuming it as a woman. No, it's a she. Okay, so the subhead of this article is she sent the assistant who's the same ethnicity as her. Same feature. She puts the assistant gets it done and then she goes and gets it done. To me, then even mentioning that they're the same ethnicity to me is like, this is a woman of color. I would. Because I don't think you would ever be like, it's a white late like I just think people don't label white people that way. I feel it. It is. But I don't. Fascinating that she is getting like, she got like the Levine facelift, like the one that Chris Jenner got that everybody was like, oh my god, it's the craziest facelift. So that's a million dollar facelift now. So and this person is paying for top dollar procedures for their assistant. Now that, of course, the reactions online people are horrified that this would happen. Well, this woman is probably given her consent saying, I'm assuming that this, because this person was like openly discussing this, that this is somebody that is consenting to get surgery, plastic surgery, and free really loves it, according to this article, plastic surgery, like really good plastic surgery. I personally, I'm just saying Henry, if this is something you want to start offering at LPN, I'll take it. I'll take it. If you want me to try it out, I'm just worried that Henry would want me to get like heel implants, you know, just that I'm higher in the back than I am in the front. I'm going to say, yeah, he's going to, even that I feel like is too much of an actual thing. I don't know what Henry would choose for me. He wouldn't choose for me to undergo anything because he knows I'm perfect. Wait, so, so yeah, because apparently they're talking about that famous facelift, the Kim Kardashian, the Chris Kardashian, which went up and up and up in price, but I just heard Kathy Griffin on a podcast today saying that guy's a million now. It's really well, because everybody wants it, but wait, I don't know why people are shocked by this because it feels like they're probably friends and this girl's been with her for a really long time. And she's like, Hey, you want to try this? Sure. I feel like you don't do this with a brand new. It does, it feels like it's more dystopian or black mirror. If you're like, Oh, I literally just pick up people off the street or something like that who like, you know, have no, no way to consent or whatever. And I like, I drugged them and put through the plastic surgery on them. That's more black mirror. I just feel like I've heard so many horror stories of how assistants have been treated that this is not by far one of the worst things I've ever heard, but let's do our guesses now because the ethnicity comment makes me feel like this is Cardi B. Uh-huh. Yeah, but I don't know if Cardi B, because I feel like that would take too much time and if Cardi B wanted something done, she'd just get it done. I feel like she also has this can't be that hard to figure out who has an assistant that kind of looks like her. Like that's something you have to really do search or like research on. Is this somebody that may have had bad plastic surgery in the past? And that's why they don't want to deal with it anymore in the future. We don't know. And then someone says it's got to be a Kardashian, but like why? Dude, they don't have assistants that look exactly like them that I know of. I don't think they would want to compete with an assistant that hot. I'm fairly sure, right? And I am just putting that on them. Yes. What do you think? Also, weirdly enough, usually I'm very it's also just seems kind of dumb because just because someone has the same coloring and like facial, like your skin heals in a different way. Yeah. You can't be sure something that looks awesome on you is going to look awesome on me. You're whatever. And even if we have similar features, your body itself is different. What if your body doesn't accept it? Yeah. What if it looks awesome on you, but looks terrible on me and like it is just I know of someone that had to have a press reconstructed and someone that they knew that lots of people had really good experiences with them. And then they got a box surgery. Right. So it's like things happen. Yeah. Anything can happen. It's kind of a weird, um, it is, it is a very obviously weird, uh, it's weird. I mean to do. I just don't think it's like as I guess I'm like because it seems like the assistant is into it. See, because that's why I feel like that they're like are there more? Is there like a nefarious undertone that I am to say like isn't like a tyra banks where you're just like, well, I don't know, like, is there any level? Because obviously they are your boss and asking you to do something like this is going to be a little, you know, uh, but you know, power dynamic. Yeah. So the while I also understand that's new, good. I also imagine, like for me, I could see myself getting trapped and being like, well, she wants me to do it. So I'm just going to do it. Totally. Yeah, but the other thing too, it's like you have to consider is there a power dynamic there where when I say, hey, I'm going to need you to go get a rhinoplasty from this guy because I want to check it out that does that girl feel that she has the power to go. No, thank you. I like my nose. Or does she feel like I'll lose my job? I'll lose my right. You'll take it. I mean, I don't know. I don't and we we're not going to know, but she's been with this person for years also though, people can suffer from abuse for years. If it is nefarious though, we will find out about it eventually. So I guess this is there's something that we are sending down the pipeline for the future to sniff out because I imagine it will come to light. It's got to be true. I'm assuming everybody thinks it's a Kardashian. Why couldn't it be Cardi? I feel like it could be Cardi. She loves the plastic surgery. She does. I just feel like I don't know what any of these people's assistance looks like. I just feel like the Kardashians, like we even know that Kris Jenner has gotten two facelifts because she already got one done and that you got another one done. So I feel like it isn't it just rap. If you start plastic surgery that young, isn't it just rounds of plastic surgery like as you get older? Yeah, because people even say that like the Kris Jenner one that she got where she looked like insane, within like six to nine months, I think it was it was fun. It's not gravity. It's your skin is only so you have like, you know, I wish that like there were some bits. You're going to get a yank. It's like it's going to come loose and you're going to have to get it. Yeah, I think so. I mean, like I was literally listening to Kathy Griffin on a podcast on my way here and she was like talking about her shit. She's had three facelifts. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like Botox, I mean, you can get Botox and look great. And then when it goes away, it goes away. You got to keep it up. If you want to keep it up, or whatever, any of these things, right? And honestly, we didn't even talk about the plant scene to be replaced every 10 fucking years. I think that's annoying yourself. Oh, that is crazy. 10 years goes by way quicker than you think that you got to go under the knife every 10 years and get those babies out. If it makes you feel better about your, your self and your body go for it, but like that's a lot of fucking maintenance, I think it is. And especially over time and with new things too of like, they're like, this one's going to last forever in the body. And then three years later, you're like, man, now I got lumps and sauce. What am I going to do? All my lumps are all different lumps now. And nobody wants that. I don't want my lumps to be different. But do you want your list to be evil or already at the list? 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'Cause I feel like everybody keeps talking about how great it is, but I think that it's now-- Now, don't see a difference. See, that was one of the first people's like Lisa on Real Housewives of Salt Lake. had what is it called? It's called threads, I think. I think it's called like a thread. Like like Twitter, like the Twitter. Yeah, like like the new Twitter. I think it's called a thread facelift or something like that. And it just like kind of lifts everything up. But then like everyone's like, oh my god, you got to get it because it's super. Um, I don't think it's super invasive. I don't think it's like a full, I think it's like a quick, um, healing period. Um, and then but then I think it's like you got a, it doesn't last for a while. You got to get up behind it. You got to have somebody put their foot behind your neck and just turn it. Oh, yeah. It's called a thread lift. It's a minimally invasive non-surgical procedure that uses temporary and dissolvable sutures to lift and tighten sagging facial skin while stimulating natural collagen. I mean, I'm not trying to do an ad for this thing. Everybody behind the clip, all these women did it and we're like, they're like, you look amazing and then it's like it comes back down. And then I'll listen to this. I mean, Angelica Houston. I love Angelica Houston, but I'll never forget. It's my never forget when her face went south. She had had plastic surgery done. The plastic surgery was not good. Her face looked like it slipped off of her face and into her neck. It is now fixed. But for a while, I remember years ago, I was like, oh, I'm never doing nuns of that. That's scary. I don't want it to soup down my neck and then all of a sudden, my face is on my breast. I mean, I talk about all this stuff like I will ever be able to afford any of this plastic surgery. It's not a dream. It's like, let's all dream, guys, and we're dreaming about the list because we're talking about celebrities who are convicted of horrible crimes, but still managed to have careers. This is one of Matthew Broderick on it. I bet it does. I'm sort of obsessed with it. There's always these kind of ones. His crime. His crime. This, you know, maybe this came up because I had watched the Mark Wahlberg movie by any means and I was reminded of what Mark Wahlberg did in real life that he is now apparently apologized for and he blamed drugs for but still. This list is going to make me mad because it's going to be mostly filled with men who haven't taken accountability. Chris Brown is out there. He's still doing it, man. He's still on tour. He's still on tour. He got that government award a couple, a couple weeks ago. So don't worry. If you were worried about how Chris Brown and Usher's tour is going, it's going just fine. And he just got a congressional medal of honor. Some kind of from, yeah. And also, I just want to remind everybody with Chris Brown that he did just a reminder crime on the day that Chris Brown is then girlfriend Rihanna. We're both scheduled to perform at the 2009 Grammys. He reportedly choked her, bit her, hit her and tried to push her out of a car. This is not, he ple- he pleads guilty. He's sentenced to five years probation and six months of community labor. And this is not the last time that there are charges. Yes, it's insane. And so it's not like, oh, he's rehabilitated. No. And it's no good. He just won Best R&B album in 2025 a year ago. Guys, you know, this is, it's, we can get that like there are like the army hammers out there, right? That we really did push to the outer edges of the zeitgeist as much as we could. Don't worry. He's still hanging in there. He's got a podcast. But then there's people of like, you know, on this list, director, I mean, it's an old, but a greedy, I guess, director Roman Polansky reportedly met up with a 13 year old girl alone for a photo shoot drug tour and then raped her and, uh, Polansky just, you know, he faced six charges and he was indicted on six felonious counts. But he made a plea bargain for one count of committing an unlawful sexual act with a minor. He was sentenced to 90 days in federal penitentiary where he had to undergo therapy and psychiatric testing, guys. He had 90 whole days of it. So what about he's fixed. So I, yeah, I think that this list I was just wanted to share it because I even just the fact that the list is here and that it gets made and that these lists of people like celebrities that do crimes that have not gotten anywhere. I like it that this stuff comes back around in the cycles to remind everybody and we all go, hmm, that's real bad. And then we continue on with our day. But this is our moment of, hmm, that's real bad for you today. Oh my god, wait, what's this on this list? Well, boy, George is on the list. We've got definitely Mark Wallberg for which, again, if you were wondering in 1988, then 16 year old, he was also 16, Mark Wallberg hurled racial insults at two Vietnamese men and beat them up using a five foot wooden zone on one. He was initially charged with attempted murder, but he was ultimately convicted of assault. He was sentenced to 45 days in jail. And so also there was a separate incident that he was hurling rocks and racial insults at a black children and their teacher. And then another time in 1992, he reportedly viciously and repeatedly kicked a man in the head. He's been rehabilitated everybody. And now he says out. And then the last thing he did was say that he could have stopped 9/11. And he could have stopped 9/11. And he were on the plane. And that's all that we need to remember about Mark Wallberg. And if you were wondering why Jackie was so angrily sharing the plot of the movie by any means that was starring Mark Wallberg, it's because of things like this. Ayayayay. You know, Mike Tyson, he was no good. He was beaten. He was ripping ears. Charlie Sheen, reportedly in 1997, reportedly grabbed his then girlfriend Brittany Ashland by her hair and slammed her into the marble floor. Her lip burst requiring seven stitches. And she was knocked out. She claimed that he forced her to strip off her bloody clothes and toss them out and threatened to end her life if she spoke to anyone regarding the attack. The consequences at first, Sean, or excuse me, Sheen pleaded not guilty, but he later pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery with serious injury. He was handed a one year suspended prison term and two years of probation. And he was required to pay $2,800 in fines. Oh, but he had eight counseling sessions. He's fine. He's fine. It's fine. And don't worry, guys. The evil still continues out there, regardless of whether we're continuing on with the list. Yeah, that's my evil list projects not on there. Surprisingly not on there. He didn't, he didn't commit a crime. I mean, he drove the wrong way in Europe. Was it a hit and run? No, no, no, I don't think so. It wasn't a hit and run. So no, that was it. But he was like driving in Ireland, I think, and he was on the wrong side of the road because they drive the other way. I remember. And then also Nogzima, Rebecca Greyheart, they accidentally killed someone with their boat, I think, with the boat. Yeah, she's got a death. I feel like it's easier to kill somebody with a boat. And I feel like if you kill them with the boat, it's since it's easier, you get less time. The water's dark. They don't have the same kind of lights as cars. I maybe this is just coming from somebody that's scared of water. I'm sorry, I made up the boat thing. I made up the boat thing. It's interesting. It's just a fatal traffic accident. Interesting. That resulted in the death of a child. God, man, the anxiety dreams I have about something like that happening. I just wasn't paying attention. And boom, you're a murderer. I think I think also Caitlin Jenner killed someone on a traffic accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're there. Oh, yeah, they get the car accident. The car accident, we leave off of there. I mean, we're already given an opportunity for all of us to be driving around thousand pound death machines all the time. I mean, it's going to happen. What you feeling on Waymo? You taking them? No, okay, no, I have friends who are super into Waymo and they're like, it's safer than people. I'm not saying it's not. I'm not getting inside of it, though. I am definitely sadly one of the people that when I see the like the food delivery robots, I, I call, I can't call at them. I'm over. No, I don't kill little faces. I know. And so that's why I'm like, you're just like follow the Waymo and just try to harass it. And the thing is that if you're yelling at the Waymo, usually it will stop. So I do like that. And I feel bad because the people getting the food delivered, but also you mean the little cocos, right? Yeah. Oh, they're cocos. Yeah. Waymo's where you get in. Waymo's the big one. And then the little ones are cocos. I think the little robots that take the food to people is called coco. Well, I'm out there and I am harassing them. But I'm not taking like a bat to them. She's really taking like the sort of, you know, I didn't know. I think you're really taking the modernization of robots and computers personally. You're like, fuck AI. And also I am going to roast a coco if I see it on the street. The second we get to the point that we are all uploading ourselves into the singularity. I'm there. I mean, I will give away like it makes me think of speaking of Black Mirror. It makes me think of like the idea of just, you know, I'll live on forever in computer. I'm okay with that. Yeah. Because then in computer, we can be young and hot forever. Yeah, and we can we can bang and then you can you can love like he used to, Kara, go into the singularity, Kara. But this is how, again, I also am surprised that I've never been in a cult because I'm very easily persuaded. Well, yeah, you're just gonna get your consciousness, I guess. Just hand it over. I'm handing it right on over, but it's time for me. What are we doing? Are we going blind? Oh, we are going blind. And we're trying something new here. We're blinding at each other. We're going to go blind to each other. So you hit me first, and I'll hit you second. Okay. This isn't, this first one's not that hard. The person who sells the Coke to these celebrity brothers must not need any other customers to be a millionaire. Celebrity brothers of the, oh, God, the low brothers. No, we're not talking about chat low right now. So sad. So sad. The brothers, I need more. That's all I got. You need my personal. Yes, I need your personal. I mean, I don't know a single person who likes these people. Oh, okay. So we're talking like, like it, like influencer, like the polls. Yeah. You got it. Wow. Look at us. You got it out the gate. Pure hatred. Feel that guest being correct. It certainly did. And so they're just doing a lot of blow. I guess so. Yeah. Oh, what a surprise. I couldn't be anymore. It's hard to find a lot of good blinds for some reason. A lot of them were like really convoluted. And then I couldn't tell who they were about. And so that's why I feel like we can, we can, you know, squeeze it down to one each. So we get each other one good one. Well, that one wasn't good enough. I have another one. You'd go for it. All right. I'm given, I'm giving you one. The middle of the week actress is aware of the backlash she faces for dating a serial abuser who's over a decade older than her. Since her family and friends disapprove of him as well, she's now taking steps to help him improve his image. She's paying for his public relations efforts to mitigate the negative attention. However, they're now attempting to conceal the fact that he even abuses dogs despite evidence of him posting graphic images of dog cruelty. Now, I will say to you, Kara, I did not know the bad person in this. I did not know who this person was. The middle of the week actress, what does that mean? Correct. What does that mean? Guess you're going to have to figure it out, Kara. Interesting that you picked up on that tip. What happens in the middle of the week? Wednesday, Wednesday, Adams, Christina Ricci. No, close. Really? Close. The other one that plays Wednesday, Adams. Oh, the girl. While that's crazy. Okay. Wow. Our name is only Christina Ricci. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your name is Jenna Martega. Jenna Ortega is the date. So Jenna Ortega apparently is currently dating. I'm not going to say she. Elias Raman felt. Oh, I guess he is 11 years older than Jenna Ortega and just a rudimentary search of this person. And I don't know who it is. Seems like no good. Everybody is like get rid of this guy. I believe that he's a singer. He has got past. He's been in trouble in the past for physically attacking fans. He has, he has faced a lot of allegations about the heavy lifestyle that he, that he lives, but also apparently they are, he's Danish. They are right wing and they allow shouts of sighyl at their show. That's so powerful. That's so powerful. Yeah. So, apparently everyone around Jenna Ortega is like, run, girl, run. And I think that we're joining them by saying run, girl, run. Dang. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Batten it back to me. Oh, yeah. All right. This is going to be hard because it's very, it could be anybody. Speaking of the casting couch, were we, were we talking of the casting couch? This A plus list actress slash producer got her first big break by hitting the casting couch and vowed to never do it again and hasn't. I'm putting this because it doesn't, I put this one because I don't really believe that this actress would need to do that because they're quite beautiful and quite talented. Quite beautiful, quite talented. And so I don't know. Okay. Go a little bit younger, but you're in that. You're at your front in the same, the same country. Oh, same country. Australian crazy. You went straight for Australia. I mean, I just, I'm, I'm just currently obsessed with Nicole Kidman and I as she can do no wrong in mine. I am even obsessed with song. We saw maybe girls together. Yeah, we did. And I'm still dreaming about it. See, this is why we should take the boy's baby. We have to only go see like slightly sexual sexual wrong, not wrong. Yeah, or thrillers. I'm into that too. So Australian beautiful talented Margot Robbie. Yep. Wow. I was about to be like, because I can't think of another. I just do it. I know there are many famous Australian women. But actually, I know that this, well, it's kind of true. Weirdly enough, I do know because I remember Henry telling me from Wolf of Wall Street because he knew Margot Robbie on the set of Wolf of Wall Street. And I remember him being so blown away that she was such an amazing actress that she was so hot and that she told him that she was actually discovered on an Australian beach. So I guess it was kind of like a casting couch-esque. She was literally hot on a beach. Someone was like, you're hot. You should be a model. You should come in. And so I misunderstood this. I understood hitting the casting couch to be like, you slept with a casting girl. I think that that is what they are. I think it's what they're implying, but I don't think she has to do that. No, no, she vowed never to do it again and hasn't. Why would she need to? Oh, I think it is just going to like a cat like being pulled for casting like that. I would assume she vowed never to audition again and has never auditioned. We're being like taken by a stranger off of a beach when someone comes up to you and says, you're really hot. You should be a model and taking them off on that. I think that is scary. I wouldn't do that. No. And surprisingly, not a lot of people are coming up to me on the beaches offering me model jobs. I know that's crazy. It hasn't happened to me in a long time. Never. But that's okay. All right. I got one. All right. I got one for you and you might get this fast. Thankfully, the phone engagement is coming to an end soon. This rocker dad has no business being amongst a crowd that skews younger like the foreign born former boy banders does. Everyone knows you wouldn't sign up for having such a liability in law. Okay. Wait, you fully lost me on that one. I don't I okay. So there's a phone engagement between a rocker dad. No, no, there is a rocker dad in the position in in in in there. Uh-huh. But not referring to the phone engagement. Oh, okay. So there is a rocker father. Uh-huh. There is a boy bander in the engagement. Okay. So who's got who's like a rock star that has a daughter that is engaged? I'm I'm thinking heteronormative right now. You are you are and that is correct in this instance. That is that is dating a boy bander. Correct. Oh, this is Zoe Kravitz set in Harry style. It's Zoe Kravitz. Yeah. That's why it's like it's easy. Well, that's why I was like even as I was saying it was like this is I feel. Yeah. And so apparently that uh- Lenny Kravitz, which everybody knows at least I love this about Lenny Kravitz is that he's a good guy. Okay. And maybe I just created this because Jason Mamoah was with Lisa Bonet. And I know that Jason Mamoah and Len Kravitz were still good friends. Okay. And like why like through all of this and always made me like Lenny Kravitz. And of course, do I always and forever bring up the fact that he on stage was wearing leather pants and they ripped and he was not wearing underpants underneath and his dick fell out. It's all like yeah. What about when I hear Lenny Kravitz's name? The first time I hear I just think leather pants dick. And we'll never let anybody else get in either ways, but I think it. See and I and here on dark side it, we say it. Okay. That's what we say because we're all men. I mean, if you think that styles and and Zoe Kravitz are fake, you think it's fake? I don't. That's it. You don't think it's fake? No, I don't think it's fake. I think they both moved on quickly. And I think that that was fine. And I think they've done from their previous. Well, Zoe Kravitz did, right? Because she was what she did. And then who was he with before? God, he was he was just with someone. And I can't remember. Yeah. But I never really got to. Soakie Waterhouse. No, she's married to a rat. Never mind. I can understand. I can use those two. It's understandable. But I think it's kind of funny that like I imagined Lenny Kravitz hanging around Harry Styles, where he's just like, we're just the same. We're just rockers, man. And so I was like, yeah, sure dude. Yeah, yeah. >> But I'm Ellen Chugger, but also Lenny Kravitz. >> Man, he looking good still. He's like Lenny Kravitz is going to be hot forever. >> Very, very good. >> He's simply going to be hot forever. >> Yes, but that's your blinds for me and that's my blinds for you. >> Blind, I'm blind, crime. >> And I guess we can see again and it is beautiful. I do want to just give a quick shout out to Chad Lowe just because we said his name earlier. >> God, I know that you talked to him on that stuff. >> I interviewed him on my other podcast and he was so sweet and he talked about his daughters and he loved them so much and he's like a girl dad. And I was just heartbroken when I saw this article about how his 13-year-old daughter passed away. >> And yes, just saw my suicide 13 and it is just so young. >> And it is, it also just like in the middle daughter too, so her older sister is writing on the socials because they think her older sister's 17 of just writing about what she's going through. It is just a devastating situation. >> So awful. >> She was so beautiful. >> God, and just. >> And it's just a terrible. >> It's really just horrific. There's nothing like, it's not like, oh, was something, no, it's just horrible. >> Yeah, yeah. >> So just let you guys know if you then don't have to look into it now if you don't want to, but I loved this episode so much because we're really, I find myself, I'm getting darker. I feel, I feel myself getting darker. We're here. We're talking about death row inmates and I didn't even know about that beforehand, but it is, it's good to know about the darkness so that we can appreciate the light, the darkness that is Kelly Clarkson being obsessed with AI, that is dark for me. >> I do think it is dark because I really do like Kelly Clarkson, Earl's like, thought I did, but this is yucking me out to the extreme girl because like, honestly, everything of how she dealt with even, with the kids, with like the divorce and even before everything with her ex of like, not ever talking poorly about it. >> Yeah. >> Even though it was really not going well and like, she was really trying to, and everything I've heard, I thought that it was, you know, guys, I just don't like this take. Maybe she'll get educated on more about what it's doing to people like no one can have clean drinking water and like, no one likes these data centers, but she's like, it's so fun to see what I would look like if I was ice skating in the Olympics or whatever. And I just feel like now they're like, yeah, but you guys, we're going to put data centers on the moon. Like, okay, it's just, God, can we just one step at a time, sweet Jesus, sweet baby Jesus. >> It's all we're asking at you. >> And next week, we are going to be asking of you how you feel about the swan because I'm pretty sure what we've already shared about the swan is not the worst part of the docu series. Usually they hook it. >> It's going to get worse. We also would love to do who's the bitch corner and answer some advice. So if you guys have any advice for us or situations where you're like, I need advice is what I meant. >> Yes. >> Sorry, I don't really want anyone else's advice, but you're giving it to us in the comments section. I just mean if you want our advice on anything, email the page seven email, which is page seven podcast with a number, the number seven is there a page, the number seven podcast at Gmail, send us an email, ask us a question about something that's going on in your life. Also, if you like me and Jackie together, we are doing a bitchathon on October 22nd, Thursday, four o'clock Pacific, seven o'clock Eastern on our YouTube, youtube.com forward slash at who's the bee. We're taking calls live, baby. We're going to get to live. We're going to get the details. We want to find out what's going on. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> It doesn't have to be spooky. >> Yes. >> We're going to be in spooky and drinking spooky flavor and roast balls. >> Oh, and I think that's going to be the spookiest part. Freakin' teeny stay away from me. But thank you all for joining us on page seven, dark sided. Thank you so much, Kara. And I'm excited. We'll be back. >> Thank you, Jackie. >> We'll be back next week for you. Back. >> With the darker side of seven. >> Whoa. >> If there's something you want us to talk about, let us know. >> This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com. >> Within every beautifully busy day, there's a brief moment between now and next. A moment made just for you to recharge, refuel, and most importantly, bring out the bomb. Bring out the new Bob Evans protein mac and cheese. 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Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The episode discusses controversial topics including Kelly Clarkson's use of AI, with hosts criticizing her references to AI as a "lover" and her apparent disregard for hiring professionals in favor of artificial alternatives.
  2. Dakota Johnson is highlighted for her perceived aloofness and lack of acting depth, though her presence in the film *Verity* sparks debate over its themes of eroticism and AI, which some viewers mistakenly link to digital consciousness.
  3. A disturbing case of a death row inmate surviving two lethal injection attempts is explored, emphasizing the ethical issues of the death penalty and the trauma of being imprisoned for decades.
  4. The show raises concerns about non-consensual cosmetic surgery, particularly when a celebrity spends $800,000 on an assistant for plastic surgery, sparking debates about power dynamics and consent.
  5. Hosts express discomfort with the normalization of extreme beauty procedures, citing the risks, bodily differences, and potential for poor outcomes, while questioning the ethics of such spending.
  6. The episode references the *Swan* reality show’s disturbing practices, including prolonged anesthesia and multiple surgeries on women, drawing parallels to modern concerns about exploitation in the beauty industry.
  7. A list of celebrities with past misconduct is presented, including Mark Wahlberg, Chris Brown, and Roman Polansky, highlighting ongoing criticism of public figures who have faced legal issues but continue to have successful careers.
  8. The discussion reflects broader societal anxieties about AI, plastic surgery, power imbalances, and the normalization of harmful practices, especially in entertainment and media.

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The episode delves into a range of controversial and dark topics, primarily centered around technology, ethics, and celebrity culture. It critiques Kelly Clarkson’s public enthusiasm for AI, arguing that her references to AI as a "lover" and her preference for digital over human-based design are problematic, especially given her ability to afford professional services. The discussion extends to Dakota Johnson, whose real-life demeanor and role in the film *Verity* fuel debate about authenticity and objectification.

A harrowing case of a death row inmate surviving two execution attempts is presented, raising moral questions about capital punishment and long-term incarceration. The show also examines the ethics of non-consensual cosmetic surgery, where a celebrity reportedly spends $800,000 on an assistant's procedures, highlighting power imbalances and consent issues. Additionally, the hosts explore the disturbing practices of the reality show *Swan*, where women underwent extensive, lengthy plastic surgeries under anesthesia, linking it to modern concerns about beauty and exploitation.

The episode further touches on celebrity misconduct, citing figures like Chris Brown and Roman Polansky, who faced serious crimes but continue to thrive in public life. Throughout, the hosts express unease about societal trends in AI, body modification, and celebrity culture, suggesting these issues reflect deeper anxieties about control, consent, and the boundaries of personal freedom. The tone remains critical and reflective, emphasizing the dark undercurrents in modern entertainment and technology.

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The episode discusses controversial topics such as AI use in entertainment, plastic surgery, and the ethics of celebrities using cosmetic procedures on assistants.

The controversy stems from her referring to AI as a 'lover,' which critics see as inappropriate, especially given her past relationship with a former husband and concerns about using AI for personal gain.

A celebrity is reported to have spent $800,000 to turn their assistant into a cosmetic surgery test dummy, sparking outrage over non-consensual and exploitative practices.

Critics argue that AI-generated designs look unprofessional and that hiring skilled professionals is a better and more ethical choice than relying on AI tools.

It highlights concerns that artists and creators may use AI for inspiration, but critics warn that it undermines real artistic labor and can lead to superficial or disrespectful outcomes.

Dakota Johnson is in the film Verity, a psychosexual thriller with Anne Hathaway, which has sparked debate due to its themes and the public's speculation about its content.

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