The Neighbor Everybody Hates w/ Yannis Pappas

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I was thinking about this this morning in the shower. Now I got to think about you in the shower. If there was ever anybody to challenge the king of the burbs. It would be this gentleman. Yani pop. And I would say he squeaks by just on looks alone. Because he walked in here like he managed to beast. Yeah. A lot of chain hanging looking past you a little bit. He wears a pair of shorts better than anybody I've ever seen. All you got to do is find the right crew. It's all relative. You don't got to be the fastest on the serengeti just a little faster to rest. And when I walk through this room, baby, I felt like Brad. Holy shit. And you were alive when you walked in. It was like a mountain ducamers. Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable. I call the Mr. Paul. Some are time, Yani. I tell you, nothing better. Oh, it's nice. You got the girl going up there. I don't picture you as grilling. Got the girl going on. Right now what we're thinking about doing is doing the permanent. The permanent fire pit. No, the fire pits are ready out. Fire pits are ready out and done what we're going to like getting shit in. Yeah. We got the fire pit. The pools got in the ground. What? So yeah, I put pool in the ground. I'm building a resort back there. How big is this pool? How deep? Got a nice. We got to put this. We got the shell pool. You drop it right in it. Drop it right. We dropped it right in, which I feel like would be trashy, but you see those a lot now probably just makes so much more. It's probably so much cheaper. fiberglass shell. fiberglass shell. Yeah. That's the way to go. I did all the research. You do all the research. Push comes to shove when it comes to the maintenance and all the stuff you got to think about. You got to go with the shell and the number. You don't want to go what is it stuff? The granite. The granite. The granite. The granite. The granite. No, the good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. A lot of people say go good night. What? Yeah. What's that like the white? Good night is when you want to when you really want to custom. You pull, make it look a certain way, but the upkeep the maintenance. Just not worth it. Throw and go. Yeah. Just not worth it. - Yeah, got nights for the crypto guys. - I love you. - I like y'all, y'all need dancing around this. Now, you know what the maintenance is like that. It's about $30,000 more. - Listen, the guy sold me, what could I do? All I could do is not, and pretend like I know what he's talking about. - Did they show up with it on a trailer? - They show up with a trailer, and they dropped it. - That's awesome. - So, the sideways pool coming down this street. - It's, yeah, so it's-- - Going to y'all this. - So they placed it on the front lawn, the first thing they did, right? - Then they got to remove all my gates to get it in. They pick it up, and they drop it. I mean, boom, and it cracks, and then I got a broken pool. They left it on my lawn. - Talking about your neighbors, not liking you. - Three months, I had a massive noob on my front lawn. - You're lying. - Are you fucking with that? - Three months, and took 'em to come together. - Yeah, took 'em, 'cause of the weather, whatever they had to order the new one. - Wait, why didn't they take it back? - Right then. - Where they should? - I don't know. They just said they got to order the new one, and they left it there, and then the snow, and it was there for like three months, and it was just sitting on my lawn, a big, massive pool. - Nah, he'd sit on my front lawn. - That's bozo. - Not in the ground. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just right out there. And it was broken too, I mean, it was just a mess. My house was a, this winter was a mess. We were jammed up with the snow this winter. It was a mess. - Dude, that's crazy. - That's insane, dude, you don't belong in the suburb. You are a city guy. - I didn't drop it! - I didn't drop it. - I just said you were contending for King of Bird. - You guys got a broken pool in the front yard. - You're saying he's coming for the crown? What are you nuts? - You got a pool getting delivered. Like it's a UFO coming down the street. That the government got their hands. - Everyone, everyone. - First it wasn't a tarp on it. - All the neighbors looking out the window. What the fuck are they up to? - Sure, it was definitely an eye sore for a little while. - What'd you say to the neighbors? - Nobody asked me anything. - That's not good, 'cause they're talking shit. - Yeah, nobody said anything. It didn't come up. - They talked to you. - That doesn't come up? - Yeah, nobody approached me about it. I think everyone, you know, it's funny when you're getting worked on, everyone slows down, past your head. - Oh, yeah. - They talk going on, yeah. - I got hit with that, they go, I got my hair cut good, where you live? I got it live right over there. And he goes, I had a guy get a lot of work done. I said, you had guy got a lot of work done. - Wait, guy got a lot of work done. - He said, you get a lot of work done? - He said, yo, you're the guy that got a lot of work done. - Really? - Yeah, they know. - They know. - The town knows. - They know. - You drop a dumpster. They know. - I wouldn't stop knowing, what the fuck does that mean? - Yeah. - They let them know. - I got a, I got a little bit of cash, I'm throwing around. I'm talking open floor play, we opened the route. Knock down someone, start knocking down walls. - You got to open it up. - Open concept, you got to go open concept. - You got to, you got to open it up. - Yeah. - What are you doing? - I want my house to, nothing. - I wanted to look like an artist studio. Open, just open. I want to see the kids, I want to see everybody all the time. No walls. - Yeah, you got to pull in your front. - No, the pool. Yeah, the pool is now in the back. - That was it open yet or no, it will be open in a season. - It will be open this season. - Date they're looking at. - They're looking at it may second, but if they say, may second could be, you know, could be mid, could be mid July August, you never know. So they dug the hole. - Dug the hole, put it in, did the plumbing, did the electrical. You know, right now, it looks like, it looks like it could be by backyard, looks like it could be. - Is there any standing water in that pool? - It looks a little tyrannish right now. Looks like it's Tehran a little bit. It's just like a bomb went on. Like a North Korean resort. - It looks like a North Korean resort. - It looks like Israel has taken a peek at where my house is. Because it's just dirt, the grass is gone. They dug up, there's rocks everywhere. - Do you do anything to the, when they put the old one in the front yard, did that do anything to the lawn out front? - Yeah, a little bit. - That's what he had to do. - What are you gonna do about that? - I'm gonna have the place looking like-- - Great paint at green. - Yeah, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna have the place looking like the Rio Grande for a month. I'm gonna make Mexicans run it all over that joint. - What do you think of it at that, yeah? - I'd hit up the pool people, make them straighten that out. - They can't even pick up the pool. What are you gonna do? - Yeah, three months. - That's a good point though. But I'm not a nitpicky guy like that. My wife always says-- - He should have had a pool in your front yard for three months. - He should have took that immediately. Oh fuck, there's a crack. Put it back in the truck. We'll think it back to the awareness. - My wife thinks I'm like, nah, I'm too soft on him. Like I become friends with the guys. - Who's running point on that? She is or you are? - We switch off. It's like we got two players that could play both positions. You know, we're both shooting guards, and that's the back court. That's what it is. - Are you good cop? She's bad cop? She'll come out late on the lawn? - I'm good cop. She's bad cop, for sure. Yeah, my wife says she's fired, I think, about five or six cleaning people at this point. - Really? - At this point, we're on the last one, and it's the one that's gotta work. And she wants to get rid of these ones. But I'm saying, like, they've all spoke with each other and they know that our house is out. - Yeah, how many people can be out there? - Yeah, I mean, you know, at one point, we had a whole crew that came and they were Brazilian. - Pepepitos? - No bueno. - Yeah. We had a Brazilian crew that came in, and they were yoga pants, and I thought they did just fine. That was the crew that went in. - That was a good crew. - Yeah, that was a good crew. - That's a good crew. - I don't even know what you're talking about. It's a good crew. - Whoa. - Yeah, young Brazilians and the yoga pants. - Now are you at the house? - Are you at the house when all that happens? - You gotta go to one room and then, you know. - My mom leaves the house for two hours. She has a clean lady come like once every two months. And she cleans and then leaves the house for like three hours. - Your mom cleans for them? - Yeah. - My wife does the same thing and she gets stressed out about it. I never understood what the point of, why are you cleaning for the cleaning people? Is that a big thing? - Yeah. - Do you guys, does your wife give the cleaning people a problem? - No, my wife doesn't give the cleaning. - She's rendered them. - Yeah. - Give some stuff. We have this. Give some baby stuff. I take this. Take this. - Yeah. Because I've been, you know, Chris said his wife gives the cleaning people problems too. I wonder what that is. - Yeah. - Women who, you know, give the cleaning people problems. It's like other women coming into their house. Maybe it's the dietary. - I got this. So this is, I met a Greek guy. I was like two weeks ago, two, three weeks ago. You got a handy man out there in the burbs, right? My wife, I was on a road, my wife met him. Greek guy. I don't trust this guy as far as I could tell if I'm being honest with you, right? - Like Greek from Greece. - Yeah, yeah, not the movie. - You got to cigarette hangin' out. - He's Mr. Ponos, I mean, essentially. He's Georgie, Georgie, yeah. - Your husband, kind of a bitch, huh? - Yeah. (speaks in foreign language) - (speaks in foreign language) - Not him, huh? - He's a general contra handy man type guy. He gets introduced through a friend, down there to neighbor. He comes over, I'm traveling. He's gonna quote, how much it is to paint the living room or something like that. So he does that, he paints the living room while we're gone. I come home and he had left, I guess he made, I don't know, I guess he makes his own olive oil and he left to jar a olive oil for my wife. - That's a huge thing in my culture. - Huge. - Means he's tryin' to fuck this broder, not? - No. - What? - Yeah, olive oil in Greece? - Huge. - Yeah, we're aware of that. - Did it cut away? - No, given, given the olive oil, I bet you came from, did he say it came from his village? - He's like, I was on my olive. - Yeah, he was exactly from his village. - Yeah, I was worried about the slapping around in front of your arm, make an example. - Very good massage. - You get, you get. (laughing) - Nice, right? - He's got it on me. (laughing) - You sure I'm pretty good back home. - I'm like, you're cool. - Okay. - That's huge, that's a huge thing. That's a huge thing in Greek culture, you know, back home, everyone's got their own little vineyards. - Good. - Okay. - Yeah, if you guys, you got some fresh olive oil in there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What does that mean though? - I don't know, if I'm giving it to you. - If it's somebody oil, I'm trying to fuck it up. - It means it's like homemade fresh. - No, I mean, is it really, like when somebody comes and says like, does everybody over there have a fucking olive oil vineyard? - Pretty much. (laughing) - Every Greek part. Oh yeah, from my big family, or where they, wherever they throw it back. Does every township have a wawa? - Yeah. (laughing) - Is that what we're just gonna do, one vineyard? - No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So if I brought a wawa sizzly, - That's it. - Over to somebody in Greece, but I say, it's from my place, back home. - That's from my wawa. - I would say it like that. - But yeah, but the difference is, you know, that's a store. This is coming from, this is coming directly from the heart. - Okay. - It's like, if I gave you a bear in my underwear, it's coming from, it's coming. - It makes you like you. - It's, there's, it's couldn't be closer to, - Okay. - To him, his village, or his house, his own vineyard. - And that olive oil is good, right? - It also means he wants, he's, you know, he's gonna hit you over the head on price. (laughing) - Hey, well, use this as a lube when I ram it up your ass. - It's not exact. - You put on your burn when you get the bill. - Yeah, he didn't, he didn't make you pay for the olive oil, but it'll be part of the check. - I figured, I figured he's getting, he's getting whole, he's getting made whole one way already. Okay, I didn't know that. - You gotta, you know, you gotta be made whole. - Sure, but yet. - I got a question, Yani, what's that difference in quality of olive oil? I'm sure you have the good stuff at the house. - It's just amazing. I do have the good stuff at the house, yeah. We get it from Greece. - Really? - It's just, when you have tomatoes in Greece, or Italy, or Israel, those, that area, or the Middle East, it's just, they taste like fruit, the olive oil, it's the climate. It's like a Cuban cigar that you can eat. (laughing) - It's just the soil. - It's all over Kevin's wife. - Yeah. - Right, what the fuck? Was he don't clean all of a sudden? - It's the environment. - Well, yeah, yeah, I did back to the, I have a, I have a bit of a, un-lack of understand my wife's, the Europeans, so when she talked of the, when the Europeans start going, I'm like, I don't know if they're just being friendly, or they're, you know, stepping out on me. - You're just sitting there. Burger King, Simpson. - We have 14 Tom Guards. (laughing) - Oh, say, can you see? - She's Northern, right? - German, yeah. - Yeah, it's different, totally different. Totally different. - You're all dirt bags. - No, but that's a different. - Well, I'm sorry. - I don't trust any. - And where do you come from? (laughing) - Where do you come from? - Portuguese Philadelphia, we're born for duty. Right off the boulevard. Shout out to the cany. - The ancestors from the caves of Ireland. - Yeah, you guys are, from there as well. - Yeah. - Yeah, but that's different. You guys are different, it's different. There's a Mason, there should be a Mason Dixon line in Europe. - Sure. - It's different, right? - Yeah, the Mediterranean, the Mediterranean European. - Exactly, it's like, those are like the Southerners. So it's a little more hospitality, a little more about family. You know, don't hate minorities, hate minorities. It's the same kind of thing. - Making love, sweet, sexy love with uncircumcized members. - I don't know how you're doing. - Huh? - You cut? - I'm cut, yeah. - New York's. - Yeah, New York's. - They do it, it's a medical, I got a medical cut though. - Why? - Most of us got medical cuts. I mean, you know, it wasn't a rabbi or something. - Oh, yeah. - I think they took a little too much off the top of me. - Yes, maybe. - Me too. - I think they took a little too much. - Got damn high and tight. - I'd like to join in the army? - I'd like a little skin over the bottom of the head. - What? - Yeah. - Just so, 'cause you know, he protected nerves there. - I'm chafed down right now. - I gotta bang myself in the head to get a witty. - Dude, they let it in with a blowtorch, I got nothing. - Oh, man, I mean, it's chafed down. - What do you mean chafed down? - The more you jerk off in a rabbi, it kills the nerves. - You'd know if you could see it. (laughing) - I can't see it. - Take it. - I can see it right over the horizon now. - I can see the little tip of it. - Like a rising sun. - I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm the heaviest, I'm 220 right now. - Really? - So I can't see, that's how I know. I can't see my piece. - 220, it's my goal. (laughing) - Yeah, if you're on Mars. (laughing) - 220, I think it looks good. - Oh, by the way, I forgot, I was fucking sleeping on a, I was sleeping on a plane, listening to pods. And I fucking fell, I've subscribed to Hysterionus, you know, good guys. I don't listen to that many pods, but I fucking tune in and they're talking about beating us up. - What? - Yeah, what was that? - I forget, but he's like, yeah, well, you know, we have to, I was like, if we have to fight a pod, I guess it's gonna be hard to call her. (laughing) - I don't remember that one, but I support it. (laughing) - He goes, those guys are still smoking cigarettes. (laughing) - He goes, you know, you're really like, he's still be smoking now. (laughing) - You guys would be the easiest to test. You two would be the easiest to take, just 'cause all we'd have, all I'd have to do is dodge punches until you gave out. - Sure. - Which I think would be, for me, would be about five seconds. I think I have about, I think I have about five seconds of pure chaos in me, unless it's like a family member. - Control chaos. - Yeah. - Like that superhuman thing, when maybe kick in a little bit, but then I'd still, I'd still need to take a little bit. - You'd be the more dangerous to, for sure. 'Cause if you gotta, if you got a few blows that connect it, you know, for five seconds. - Yeah, yeah. Kippy's gonna be, he's gonna be, he's gonna be, - I'm off the heaters. - We were talking about that last weekend in the car for some reason. I proposed the, or Colin Chamberlain was with us in the NES, if I could beat up Morgan Wolland. If I thought I could beat up Morgan Wolland, right? My saying his name right? - I think so, yeah. - Who's Morgan Wolland? - Country, he's like a, - But he's like an interesting guy, essentially. - And I was like, now, I got nothing. He's like, do you think you could fight an adult? And I don't think I could. - I think, just for pure cardiovascular. - Yeah, I think you got the first wind, couple of seconds, you're a dangerous man. - A second. - Yeah, seconds, you're a dangerous man. - Yeah. - I go straight for the head butt. - Yeah, so. - Yeah. - And we sit down and have dessert. - So if anything ever happened, if there was like, you know, Godzilla hit the city. - Also, it's wild to think we would fight you guys fair. I'd get you that fight. - That's what I'd worry about. - That's what I'd worry about with you guys. - Yeah, that's what I'd worry about with you guys. - Yeah, you guys, it wouldn't be fair. That's what you'd have the advantage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're just talking about how you love being at the house, you love parking the car. You don't think we know where to get you? - Yeah, the car will be rolling slowly down the hill with the door open and you're head on it. - Yeah, yeah. You guys definitely, you can't be bites. - I know he bites, yeah, he's a bider. - Like a spider monkey, straight for the asshole. (laughing) - I'll re-circumse as you if I have. - Cam, it's not about cash app, baby. - Cash app. - I got news three of Pinhead. - What's that? - Cash app just released a new status program for the way people actually spend called cash app green. 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I got yawning poppies in the god Oh Well, this is one I you know the burbs. This is what we would downgraded what the Prince of the bird you had a pool Right, Jesus. I got the pool in your friend. I keep it crazy. I had the crown for a second though to felt nice I can't believe your wife let that fly. Yeah, well, she didn't but yeah, all right. What's that looking at the burbs? That's crazy. Yeah, what does that look like though? Is it like really coming at yours? I'm like oh god. No, she comes at me Yeah, she comes at me. You know, they come at you. Yeah, yeah, they come at you. They do so thing Wait, but when you put the ring on they just it's another level of confidence that they just know the amount of paperwork You got to do to get out of it then they know if you're a good father and you care about your kids They use that against you. Yeah, they know you're thinking. This is gonna be a whole thing, you know It's not gonna be probably if it builds on fucking paperwork. Yeah, I mean I got a pen I got no brain up. I'm fucked Who gets after pool? How do you ask about a post-up? Think you just bring that one up. I think you just have to but what's the way do you go like? Yeah, you know, it'll just be easier in case I die or like how do you that's a will? How do you sneak it in? I don't think you sneak it in. I think you gotta go. I don't like the way you've been talking to me I gotta get some fucking up her hand in a situation. You gotta bring up or no. What? I'm fucking wide open dude. Yeah, wide open. I met her. She was worth ten times more than him. Yeah, you're good You're right, dude when I met her I I think in well when we had to do the green card thing I had to put in how much because you have to it to if you if Just to marry her I have to and keep her here. I have to make a sir I had to make us you have to make a certain amount of money and I oh, that's why you were pushing the patreon so hard that count Numbers you're through the roof Sweet as sweat me is dropping out of the way I love her man. I can't let her go Let me hold three great. No, but it's like you got I bear you have to make like $24,000 and I made like $24.2,000 that year. That's like I had nothing that was that's pretty good before our are you garbage? I had you pegged that much less. I mean I did have a full-time job. I was delivering a thorn badge I was hosting. Yeah. No, we were jammed up. We were jammed up guys Yeah, we're in your comedy club on the weekends Friday, so I was opening for Versey me and Versey going to red do bananas. That's remember. I remember. Yeah Yeah, yeah, have a cigar. Have a stack. Yeah, I don't stack. Yeah, kid come down with those stick Versey took him to a nice steakhouse when he was on tour with him one time and he came home as a richest I've ever been yeah, yeah, he saw fucking I am Jesus walk out. It feels good. Yeah, and they comp the bill I go this guy's big shot Yeah, did you know they serve crack cakes? I drink shells. We serve mostly shells over there. You're just dumping salt on the table We went we went for lunch We have the guy give us the guy give us white wine. I was like my fucking rock a feller Which is a close-a-land deal drink of white wine and lunch for me, but I got drivelator His water is bubbles in it. Speaking of that one of the things we've been asking what do you do? It doesn't even have to be expensive or anything could be in the house Just a feature of the house. What do you do that makes you feel fancy? Is it like you pulling the garage But you said when you're pulling the garage you park the car does that make you go? I feel this makes me feel nice and Whatever absolutely is that it I'm still not over Driving into the house. Yeah, I can't it's still amazing me that cars live in the house with us that we're all tucked in at night Close those garage doors everyone's never thought about you're garage attached to the house. It's underneath. Yeah, it's in there It's right in there. We drive right in there. I'm like 10 steps away from 72 inches it TV it blows my mind every time that I could just I get close my car door because I in my mind closed your car door You're still outside just six blocks away You can build thing you gotta get buzzed up Elevator is not working You got to see mr. Sarah Goose on the third floor who's smoking cigarettes on a hole when he's not supposed to be yeah Exactly, so it's like it blows my mind and I it has it worn off. It's not lost on it's not lost Look at me. Look at this as soon as I drive in I Just feels cozy we're all together. You open the door to families cars apart of the family. They're in their room the cars are in their room The cars are in their room. You got the Tesla. We got two Tesla. I go for safety I don't go for fancy. I'm just not a fan. So we got two white Tessas because white is the safest color And then I got the auto drive on mine because the commute it just makes the commute feel like you're sitting on the train It's a it's beautiful. You just on the phone. No hands on the phone. Yeah, well, you got a trick it a little bit so you keep You know, I don't want to hurt anyone, but what you do is you put you have to because the AI reason is all for a comedy purpose Yeah, it's all for comedy purposes. So we got to do is you got to prop the phone on the wheel So you're so your vision is still there right so it checks where your eyes are I know yeah, well, I don't like that I didn't know that yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck you watching me for keep your eyes in a road. Hey, I What's that all about? Look fuck my pain for Fucking big brother watching me. Yeah, I'm jerking off. That's why I bought the car so you can drive yeah What's that all about that that's their safety feature to make sure you're not falling asleep We got to be checked in because they, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I mean Grazer but it but the the upgrade that he made now the FSD the full the full driving is crazy I could in the streets of Manhattan and knows it's these people. It's these construction. I've blown people's minds like I remember I took a big people like it It's crazy. I mean you can drive anywhere city streets block Are you just sitting there just sitting there? I barely drive me. I don't even know if I remember how to drive whenever I have to drive It's like a little freak guy. I don't remember how to do it. Wait, so okay, so when you came here did you put in this do 100% yeah So when you texted me and said I'm just looking for parking I was yeah the car was looking car was parking looking for do you say look for parking fine parking no But if you see the spot parks itself shut the fire sometimes I'll do that you just know it doesn't yeah if it sees a spot Yeah, we're talking fucking wow, we're talking night rider, baby. We're living in a place the nagging wife of you just miss the spider But yeah, that's always a fire hydrant. I don't know. I don't know dude. I don't like it. Shut up Been living in the same neighborhood for fucking 10 years. I'll go all right there. Yeah, it's been a fire hydrant every day for the last 10 years The car parks itself are parks itself I mean, that's like old technology at that. No, but not recognizing a spot and pulling over That's no, it won't do that. You gotta find the spot and then press part and then press part. Yeah I thought it recognized the spot if you said if it drives by a spot it'll park it. That's the thing that's jamming you up. Yeah I drove here completely Without my hands on the wheel being sharpened up to recognize. That's a spot. No, that's a smart car. New York City. That's a smart car That's a smart car. That's what I want. How about this if I mean like let's say I'm at a target I'm a big target. I went. I'm a huge fan. See that a target a family errand. They love what do you do? What do you get a target? Sometimes I I like you ever search to close the target. I don't like target close I didn't do a big on target close. Is there a Starbucks in your target? There's always a Starbucks in a lot of Starbucks Always you get a nice little coffee. Well crap. Yeah, I like I like the home section. Sometimes you get you know I'm the other way. I'd rather a couple of clothes. I do the undies essential on these. What are they? What's their brand? Because I'll fix you right now I'll fix you and I'm gonna fix you. I'm a sheath man. I work. You know, we're underwear. Uh, not with jeans now. I sell them. We're underwear You're going straight skinned. The fucking jeans. The thin layer of gabber bean between us. Jesus Christ. I hope we can use that close up on y'all You need a barrier between the jeans. There's bigger problems. We got I'll say I like it. I don't like underwear That's like going to car don't find parking spots itself Holy shit. That means you can't like so every jeans got to be washed like underwear. You would your jeans are your underwear. Oh, no, no, but they don't Yeah, yeah, we got we got we got bigger fish. I'm not I'm the underwear what he does and is on the where and his jeans is How's that possible? How's that possible? How's well possible? Do you have a bidet? No, so then there's streaks He's got a few bidet he's streaks. Oh, there's streaks. I'm telling you how is that possible? So what I'm asking you tell me like the the sun doesn't exist. I've never oh, it's cuz he's a liar Every once in a while Brown lightning bolt yeah, yeah, yeah, but other than that every middle thunder Jesus Christ to crotch your jeans much. I mean the spell the spell's got to be bad. You smell it look over here smell it I'm good. They make you feel sexy. Well, I that's an opinion what underwear What a back-to-target what do you do Tommy John's boys? Oh Tommy John. Yeah, just a life-changer Tommy John's Tommy John's or I got a lot on these I got like 50 pair on these me too. Yeah, I got all time every single one I like the ones from I do like the ones from target The Tommy John's in the house or just a target. What are they called? What's their brains good fellas? Oh? Good fellows Jesus crazy. I mean, what's the point of all this? You could take them out, but you can't take them out Good fellows is fantastic. It used to be mossy mode Yeah, it used to be echo. That's good stuff You what are you talking about you don't like good fellows? No, what's it? It's all right in a pinch It's all right in a penny. Yeah, don't get a Good fellows is fantastic. They do good. No, you guys eat Tommy John your Tommy John. I'm a sheath man I got to talk to your accountant and then let them know to stop this right now. You have an accountant You don't have a accountant. I know what I'm doing. Yeah It's actually better that way now. Yeah, we keep it all in cash in the Looking there accountants are they're on a fucking short leash. We got here. They're gone. We got a we got a guy We got a guy. It's a we got a guy lead. Wait. Why are accounts on a short leash? Hey eyes coming. Yeah, unfortunately Yeah, he's taking everybody's jobs. Yeah, I can't even find a parking spot. What are you talking about? Can you fucking grease an AI to play ball? We need that. Yeah, but it's crazy there. You know 30,000 oracle one day boom. What they laid off late off 30,000 one day Oracle oracle we're just talking about. Yeah Boom 30,000 30,000 in a day. Yeah, that's just one of the many Waves of layoffs that's have already started and those people I mean that what what are you gonna do? These are people with campers shoes who drink like cappuccinos What are campers shoes? You know, it's those shoes campers shoes looks weren't available Oh, I didn't ever know that we shoes. I know the I know the low shoest sneakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are they gonna do there? They were they were the ones who were like educated and did the right thing and We ain't got job. We ain't got correct. They've got degrees careers. What a twist of faith. Remember that whole learn to code thing And now you're like ah fuck you're the first you're the first I remember zero one zero binary code. No, you never wouldn't like they were like every website. Yeah become like a computer program That's what that's gonna be the new plumbers. I remember a plumber used to work for my family's company I was he's like I don't have email and he goes when I go you're in a need it at some point He goes he goes when a computer can put pipe in the ground call me and I went okay, he's right. He's not wrong He's not wrong. He's been making over a hundred grand. Yeah, fucking years and now like that's a valuable job Now if you're a plumber if you're a computer programmer you are done. You're just done. That's all AI now all AI That's the first thing they do and the easiest thing they do they're all about 30 that they're just done. Look. It's just over So yeah, we're to him. It's gonna be funny because like Francisco something go online or something like that No, the AI knows how to code AI is coding. So if I say make me a website will make me a website. Yeah Yeah, can't park the car though. Can't park the car yet fucking bring not impressed yet Yeah, they're parked the car by a dollar slice place. There's gonna be a whole new populist movement. Like you remember it was like populist You guys stupid. Yeah, how are you? Welcome back to are you garbage populist populist populist? You know, you know what a populist is no Poppular with the people workers, you know populist. That sounds like That's comedy bullshit. We're not about god damn free market or that shit back up the watch. Yeah, but you know the Package degree the tea party was like the rust belt and people who kind of are we I'm behind it because the economy went Digital people they had an anger boss the tea party the tea party. You don't remember the tea party were they good or bad? It depended Talking about I Mean did you guys get stupider? You don't remember the tea party. I remember I just never knew what's new is the party. Yeah, you don't remember the tea party That was probably like 15 years right wing populist movement. That was right wing. Yeah, they were kind of right wing Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no because the Democrats were like, you know more coastal cities Gotcha, gotcha more educated party of educated suburbs. He's both populist P.O.P. U. L.I.S.T Not he's a smart guy, but now I'm saying like this Got me on that one not good with math not good number is can't park the car 16 then can you do six populous? I would do 15 times four which would the B60 and then add for more 64 I do my phone 64 there you go. So populous you're saying I'm saying this they're the new populous move They'll be like a new populist movement to walk get rid of AI. No, there just be disgruntled Yeah, like these people they got they're like now what do we do jobs gone? So they were disgruntled There was a populist movement of people in the rust belt that were left behind as when the economy changed Mm-hmm. Now the economy's changing again, and so you got like a you know a populist movement But these people aren't like populist people. I thought they were gonna be funny part about it I thought there was gonna be so and funny. I thought there was gonna be some rule where they can only do the layoffs and increments That would become yeah, they did a third. I mean 30,000. I mean that's yeah, and it's only one wave There's been many waves of that was just the most recent one to hit the news. Big was 30,000 What are you buying the car for with the smart drive? What am I supposed to do to it? What are we all supposed to do? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know nothing Yeah, it'll everyone will be fine. They'll be new job like when you think about when the internet came along Yeah, those jobs migrate to the value of value migration. It changed like new jobs are created like cases job Luke look Sorry, it cases your new name Casey new guy Casey this job didn't exist new guy Luke. Yeah, Luke's got it. We also got marked the shark out there Yeah, this is the internet created a job It's just like Luke to pop into something as it's as it's jumping off at 27 years old if you're a Penn State Luke Luke grew up rich kid rich guy Luke Connecticut. I know all about Luke. I just I forgot his name and follow it on like it Follow it all like it. You don't like that one bet right and have a new of green light sharp kid. Yeah Parents taught him well. Hey, he's hanging out at the cool restaurant Yeah, you just don't like that. He had every advantage headed to him well His parents were very are very intelligent people. Yeah, and they're very Centered someone say popular Very centered. Yeah, they're not Like dirt bag with dysfunctional guilt written with trigger happy anxiety. Yes, anger problem. Yes. Yeah, which you know drinking problem He's on a Schwarzenegger raised on the island. I'm Danny DeVito. Yeah If Luke Does Coke he's gonna enjoy it and have no problems That's what it is And save a little of the bag for the next. Yeah, he's from the class of people where they do do coke But they completely fucking control. Yeah, they test it beforehand. Yeah, we're gonna test. Yeah, yeah You've never noticed that I'm saving the rest for the Kentucky Derby next week I might not make it to Tuesday I just fucking hate that I'm hanging on with you're hanging on with listen, mother fuck. We're in the fucking fox hole Don't make with the goods Yeah, crazy and some people got good parents. Yeah, and that's the way should be Yeah, no wrong with Luke. Don't let don't let these guys. No, I'm I celebrate I said he doesn't I said I do I've been asking to move with your bridge for a year Straighten me while they're the same fucking age. No, they're not they're 10 years older than me That's enough. Well, when you're 50 and 60, you're about to see me. It's not like you're five and they're 15 Didn't you just say in there? You never stop learning? You have to fucking say that you never started, but yeah, I just heard populous and I fucking wrote it down I was gonna make a joke when I it wouldn't hit here You guys don't even remember the tea party so it doesn't work, but it is what it looks good. I like it Yeah, look in it look in it. I'm gonna say these people. They're about there's about to be another Populous movement because now they understand the populous rage that they used to kind of probably start at But this time it'll be a organically infused machete party It's a good one, but I I realize quickly, wrong order. - That would kill a traitor, Jones. (laughing) - In the produce section. (laughing) - You guys don't remember during the Obama administration, - I remember Raleigh, yeah. - Yeah, buddy, I sometimes have to, when I hear liberal, it's all nonsense. - When I hear liberal and what's the other conservative, I have to remember what ones want. - Right. - You know what I mean? Like I have to go out of the Democrat. I'm a bozo. - Well, you know. - I don't know about nothing. I want to progressives would say they feel the same way. - I do. (laughing) - And when it comes to Jew hate, dead on as well. - I love Irish, you figure, I don't know. - Nothing brings people together like a whole Jew hate. (laughing) - It's a goddamn family show, y'all. (laughing) - You want me to go online, you like? - I got an audition with Disney next week. You're talking about the right and the left. They have, I mean, that's the one thing. - At 20 nights, yeah. - It brings everybody together unfortunate. - Over time, it has. - Yeah, unfortunately, yeah. - Over the years. - So what do you like to get in the household section I target? (laughing) - I like to look around at the pillows, throw pillows. - Really? - I think Target, you get, you get some nice, I like how we just went from that to throw pillows. (laughing) - Yeah, you get some nice throw pillows. Yeah, if you look around, you dig around. - You dig around. - You buy food there? - You're not a throw pillow guy? (laughing) - Decorative pillows? - You like wearing a cap. - You can change the whole thing. - No, I don't like it. - Change the whole thing. - I use them though. - You move them. - When you live on your family, you move them. But when company comes over, you gotta go out of the cabinet, get a couple of throw pillows, make, dress up to couch a little. - But I like using them. - And I get yelled at for using. - You're not supposed to use the throw pillows. - That's something you would have learned in the Luke's house. - Is that really nice though? - Yeah. - 'Cause she got them from work. And they're like really expensive ones. And they're so comfortable. - Yeah. - I like using them. Why the fuck would I get something to not use it? - I don't think it's necessarily a problem. - Put them in the cabinet? - You should have guests throw pillows as well. Like if you liked it, you should get another pair. Just in case you have a little sworey at your house, which doesn't sound like you're gonna be having it any time soon. (laughing) - There's no tea party's happening. - There. - Her family is stayed there in the past. My family is stayed there in the past. Other than that, I don't think I've ever been in my apartment. - I think there's nothing fancy in this. - This guy keeps a tight circle. (laughing) - This guy's keeping it close to the chat. I don't need two roads coming back together, you know what I mean? Kevin, something about Brunt. Brunt, Brunt, Brunt. Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Br Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt. Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt. Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt. Brunt, Brunt, Brunt, Brunt. From the island to create which is where she's from every Christmas party that she would throw on her bed because the coats went on the bed But it was a fancy like you couldn't sleep, but it was heavy and uncomfortable. Now she did that so people saw it Yeah, it's a she thought is fancier night. Let's rest on the bed as they're throwing the coats on the bed and then the coach goes on the bed That's old school. Yeah, what do people do now when they have a house party wherever you got to put the coats in the bed? Where else you put them think they do I guess yeah, I don't know I think rich people have like if people were And people were coming over where would you put the coats you got to go to bed go to bed go to go to bed I don't know I got to go to the guest room bed. I'd go with now once the last time you entertained But my master bedroom is so nice. I like to leave door open We have people over I like that my wife gets she's like that's a bedroom But I'm like it's so not because it's it's part of the addition so big We got a big master bedroom with a walking closet now and a nice master bathroom So I'd like to leave it open and be fucking honest. I encourage people to use the bathroom in our bedroom So I want them to walk through and see it great. I want to show it off good turn out run it by it run it run the scenario by a mouth Stay out of this he's already opened the door for you. Yeah, I mean, I'm in no if I invite you to party I'm getting an outhouse because I don't want you shit in my house. That's the question Let's say you're having he said the house You're having a super bowl party. Give me a map. We're talking wind some buffalo chicken Pizza I'm talking bad stuff going in I'm getting out house for fully I put it on putting his name. I'll go out there and shit in a pool Hold on yeah break down the bathrooms from you got one on the first floor half a bath We got we got three on the first floor what yeah, we got two and a half on the first floor. Well is there bedrooms in the first floor first First floor. Okay, so I'm talking about a renovated ranch. You gotta reach it if you were having a party. Yeah Where would be the half a bath on the half a bath is the main guest bathroom, right? That's off the kitchen. Okay, but you're having a party. Okay. It's the winner. Yeah, it's cold outside right doors are closed There's Christmas. Yeah, I got a sweater on. Yeah, that little fog's getting up on the window. Yeah, it's later in the night Yeah, sweats in the inner room. Yeah a lot of fucking empty toothpicks fucking dead toothpicks laying around so is toothpicks Here's good call. Yeah, a lot of meatballs a lot of fucking dips. Yeah, sortments of that. Yeah, plus you're mixing that with the dessert tray Right, so I'm not the kind of guy that's not gonna go shrimp cocktail brownie. Right because I'll do that right Plus he's a plus he's on a mongaro All this all that's on mongaro. You fucking eat right through the bar jar. All right Dude the shrimp to the brownie is that's disgusting. So it comes around. I don't know yeah 845. Yeah I Like a fucking tsunami's coming. Yeah, but I can't do it down here. Yeah, I'll ruin the party. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I'm saying yes. Thank you. I'm saying yes, so you guys will talk about it on the podcast now I'm saying yes sure if I was for the story. Yeah, don't for the pod. I was doing that in your head. No Your wife intimidates me. I've never even met her my wife would send you to the hallway She'd send you to what we call the kids bathroom. That's where she would send you. She tell you to make a right I'll pay to make a life. I can't shit in the kids bathroom. I would want you to I wouldn't want you to yeah, I can't yeah You look over the little toothbrushes. I was like, what am I doing? Disgusting Buddy your your bathroom your bathroom your no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll be forever. It will not and we'll not this isn't the bathroom here. I share bad I've shared bad I said the basement. You're right. I might set them down the stairs. Oh, that's fine beautiful beautifully ran advantage. I just want a Marble basement. It's not about getting you legalized based on such a bad legal level. He's dropped more. I know my parents I know my parents. It's not about getting into your master bedroom. Yeah, so I can take a peek in the medicine cabinet Right. It's about privacy. By the way, there are cloud fins in there I don't loosen up the bow. At least folks Colonypon. Um, but like I said, your wife intimidates me. I never met her. I have the ultimate respect for you. Yeah. If I did go in there and conduct some messy business, let's say. Yeah. All right. I would make sure when I left the place, it was spotless. I know you would. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I wouldn't ruin the damage. Okay. Oh, sure. But the idea, the original idea was you were at a family member's home. And you know, the rubber was about to hit the road. Is it garbage to ask to use the master bathroom to take a boom boom. Yeah. And I would go, I would go to me, the party's over for you. You, you're, you're fucking, you read, you read, lined it too much. You went brownie, shrimp, brownie shrimp. You got, you, you played your hand. You gotta go home and go. Give me your keys and go on Uber. He's like, but we didn't do that. You're trying to spit it stiff. I go, you don't, you're forfeit. Try again next year. That's where I'm at. Well, I'm making my problem with everybody else. To ask to use the master bathroom is definitely garbage. Is it? That is definitely garbage to ask. Hold on, you said, you said your wife usually closes the door. Yeah, she usually closes the bedroom door because you can, we're all it's one open space. Uh-huh. So like the part here, if we open the door, you can see into the bedroom. It's a big, big bedroom. We have a big master bedroom. So I like to get it. I want to, I want people to know. It's all greets out here is everywhere. But I want people to see what I'm working with. I love it. I like to show it off a little bit. I'm proud of it. I've got cathedral ceilings in there. The digital ceiling. He just ceilings with the wood beams brought over. Yeah, brick by brick. And then we got pretty much Florida, Florida ceiling windows. Pretty much every indoor outdoor dude, every dirt bag loves it indoor outdoor. It's outdoor. Your windows open up. I got you. Yeah, we want to, it's got an outdoor feel because of how the size. So it's not indoor outdoor. It's all indoor. It's all indoor. It's all indoor. Yeah, I got with the guys up here bragging about windows. I could just see yawning. One of these parties going, yeah, we want the fiberglass pool. You know, we don't want to deal with the brick and that kind of stuff. Also, I'm going to be a 50 grand cheaper. You don't run out by us. What was the last worry over at the the Poppins household? We had a nice, uh, nice New Year's Eve party. Yeah, I'm going to, you guys got to come up for a bull party. Huh? Yeah, this summer. I'm doing, I want to do a top. I'm going to do like a comics bull party. Hit me up. Yeah. Yeah. You guys both coming through. Um, hopefully you're not jammed up. But in the free. Oh, yeah. I thought you meant in the bathroom. I assume that will happen. There's no way you're making it a full eight hours without taking a shit. No. I'm like a dog. You got to want me every three hours scratching the door to try to get in the house. We're all out back. You're trying to get in. Hey, but we had a great New Year's Eve party. Who all goes in there? Yeah, neighbors. It was great. Oh, neighbors. Just neighbors. Really? Neighbors kids. I see you're embedded in there. It's all kids now. Like you're going to be, you're not there yet. Your whole new social scene is going to be. It's starting already. Yeah. It's all parents and neighbors who have kids. So they come over with the kids. Everything's about. Are they all cool? Yeah, they're great. My neighbors are great. Really? Yeah. They know what you do for a living. Yeah, my next door neighbor is like a military car. He's also a cop. It also works for the military. Like regular dudes. You can like, you know, on the side. You're bullshit with talking freely. My guy next to me is a retired firefighter. It's not his people. It's it's great. It's really great. And then the guy two doors down for me here. Yanny. You believe what they're doing over there? He works on ships. He was out there on ships. Make ships seven years old. He was on ships out there on ships. He does ships. He does like he does. He like his like goes on the ship. I come up. Is he the Navy? No, he's like merchant marine. He went to the school for that. Yeah, they drive ships. Yeah, yeah. They run cargo. What are you in the biz? They run cargo. I almost went to the merchant marine academy. I did. Okay. I want it to go. I don't know shit. Yanny's bedroom. I wanted to. You want to do a lot of things. We played them in a tournament in La Crosse. But God, we was nice. We got drunk. We started singing my way. The whole everyone was drunk. Really? Frank Sinatra's my way. Kids were running around. We'll let them stay up late. It's great. How many people? Fun time. Probably about 25 people. Now, what's that cost you? You're worried about the price. I mean, I'm in on this. I'm in on that. Costco. This is a good thing. When you do kids, it's mostly you always go. What are the kids doing? So it's chicken fingers beats all the time. Chicken fingers beat. Get used to chicken fingers beats. Buddy, I have been for the last 38 years. Which makes it get you really. Who does the cook for the adults? Your order. You don't make pizzas. Really? No, no, no. Oh, for the adults. Oh, wife made a spinach dip and we got. We did a meat and cheese display. You got to do that right with the crackers. Throwing nobody's to crackers called a display. Like it's out of me to see you. You got to throw something out there. You're just flexing. You got the bedroom door open and the meat and cheese. Alright, everybody get the fuck out. Hey guy, you guys in 10 minutes. We're going to circle up. Go out and look at the cars. Drives itself. He got the rune rooms. We had. We had. We did have a nice. We had the the heat mats and we had we ordered some nice. We had some chicken cutlets and we had a few. What on it on the table? On the kitchen right there on the on the island, on the mini island. You keep them warm. Yeah, keep them warm. You put them on the heat. You get to get those heat. I don't think I've, whoa. Yeah, he's living in the future. Heat matter counter. Yeah, yeah. You got to get ready. See this for what? I know this. No, like you plug it in. There's no party. Yeah, he does. Heat mass. Look at those. I'll be living at the YMC with the roommate name right. Covered in warm. People come in. They take their own spoon, dump it down. We had a little big ziti out there. Or I think it was, uh, Pentevoca. I got Pentevoca. He's always a solid choice. Do you order that or make it go wrong? No, we ordered everything. Okay. The only thing that was made was my wife's spinach dip. Nice. Yeah. So you got a spicy guy who's serving the drinks? Huh? Who's serving the drinks? People come in. Do you do the initial wave guys? We're going to get in a drink. Um, but absolutely. And what do you have? Um, blue, uh, you got red wine, white wine. Red wine. That's a brown liquor. Rose. We got brown. We have a whole. I have a, uh, a liquor, you know, uh, tray, like trays, two trays. Got you, you know? So we got that in the corner, whatever you need. Yeah, fresh ice. Fresh ice from the fridge. Whatever you need. Fresh ice from the fridge for the fridge. That runs out. Well, you got a nice make. Yawning. Got a nice maker. Nice guy. He's giving the little like summer parties. I'll go get the ice. Okay. But this was a winter party. Huh? I didn't assume there was going to be too much ice. It's cold out there. But I got the downstairs fridge stock. Uh, with shelters and beers. Nice. With, with hard shelters and beers. That's your garage fridge. And flavored shelters. You got the bottled waters ripped open out. People can grab them if they want. Kind of bottle. What do you mean? I'm kind of bottle. Pulling? Pulling spring. Okay. Yeah. Pulling spring. Gentlemen. Pulling spring. Keep any sparkling water at the house. Absolutely. You got to have a couple of bottles of Pellegrino as an option. Glass or plastic. Glass. Can I do a news all for once? I like the big ones. With a little, uh, assortment of lemons and lines up there up to you. That way I go up to you. You want to. I'm not putting you down any, whatever you guys know. Whit. You want it. Whit? I went out. Well, without. What if I want to have a news? Oh, you got a news. Oh, up there for me. I do have who's up. But nobody goes. Nobody's going. Who's out? You want. Would you want a news? I go. Who's out? Are you allowed? No, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not drinking. But yeah, I would go. I like who's out. I like Sam Bukka too. After the meal. With the espresso. I fucking hate who's out. I like Sam Bukka. But who's out? It's just real. Yeah. That too liquor issue for me. I like how it gets cloudy when put the ice in it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a fan. I like it. Yeah. I like. I like to. Sam Bukka in the espresso after, after dinner while you're, uh, god. Sam Bukka for the guy. Sam Bukka would espresso after a meal is incredible. Yeah. It's incredible. That's all right. When you drop a couple coffee beans in the, in the, uh, Sam Bukka. Three beans is our good friend. That's when you know you're living like the rich. He says. Yeah. You're living like the rich. I really came a long way. Yeah. I mean, everybody dressed up nice at this party. It actually was. What do you got to picture the outfit? You get. Oh, outfit of the day. Oh, oh, oh, oh, T day. Stunned. I got a picture of the outfit. I guarantee he's got a picture to bedroom. Uh, I think I think I might. I guarantee he's got one foot forward in this picture. Mm-hmm. What does he change? Like the dog, dog pop. Three of his boys hanging on party. No, he got the boots. Yeah. That's real nice. Got winter colors. Yeah. Fan all looks like he looks like he's not a chop wood. Yeah. He really don't pull in the front. I chopped the lemons in the line. What I was to pull in the front yard during this. I think it was actually. Yeah. I think, unfortunately, I think it was. Yeah. He pull looks great. Yeah. I think it was wild. Now, when someone's coming over to work on the house, do you make it seem like you're a man? Whoa. Very nice. Yeah. Let's see if we can get vaulted sealant. That's very nice. My beauty. Only one we got. Yeah. Very nice. That's all right. Hmm. Love to see it. Yeah. Let's do a couple of questions. A couple of questions. My, my, my, we're on the, my, we're on the topic of food. This is from Lauren $10 solar system. Never have one red. Shout out to you. Check it. Is it garbage that your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast in the next morning, regardless of what they are? Stay chicken Alfredo Chinese food. Is there a limit to what you'll do for breakfast? No, I've done it all. Yeah. I've hit the, I've hit the leftovers for breakfast. Garbage for short. And I've done it like before coffee. I've done it in my underwear straight out of bed. Some so dirty, but you're like, I'm just doing it. Leftovers. It's just, it's so that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there, that you know that there's leftovers. There's, I think there's few better feelings. I'm trying to think it's one of the best feelings. One night in the the fridge. They're still that pulse in the center of it. It's still there. It's not bad yet. No, it's so good. It's not rock through. Just needs about 20, 25 seconds of the microwave. A little love. Just give it a little warmth in the microwave. Let it touch just a little spank from the microwave. Just a little spank of heat. I've started doing this in my later years. My old roommate used to do this all the time. He would always say, don't put the leftovers in there. Like if we would get Chinese food and either they got him going to bed. Don't put the chat. Don't put the leftovers in. Don't put my leftovers in the fridge. Put them in the microwave. Leave it in there. If you leave it in there one night, it's I get it. The second I get it. Yeah, that's a little. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I'd done that with burger with McDonald's burgers over the summer. I just left it for the whole summer. No, dummy. Like I would in my little routine. It would always end with McDonald's order. And then I maybe I wouldn't get to it. The daily doubles at McDonald's. But I get with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge. I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge. I like a cold hamburger. You're a bit of an interesting guy. Yeah, you really are. And I only poop in the master bedroom. Yeah, there's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like. Really? Yeah, because when it's cold, you could really, the heat disguises. It loses all of it. Yeah, I like the skies is that you're eating absolute poison. I like to know what it is. I like to be in fucking, I take the red pill. You want to feel hurt? You want to, you know, I don't have to hurt taste like a little pain, like a little patient. You're riding the lightning. Yeah. No, I went to my head. I would never, I would never keep it in the microwave. It's not a storage, but I'm familiar. I'm familiar with the bit. I know what you're talking about because it does, it is cut off from the rest of the air. Yeah, it's sealed in there. It's just a point of not refrigerating. Yeah. So it doesn't get that refrigeration. So use for one night. That's an early commitment. That means you know, that's a premeditated crime. You know, when you wake up in the morning, yeah, you know, you're going to write at it. Yeah, you're going to write that. So when you put it in there at night, you go in the morning, I'm going to write at this thing. Sleep tight. Yeah. Another perfect food one is at the bug man. This is from Lee ride, 10 dollar home. He never had one red. What's the classy way to eat a higgy and chips? Do you want poor the whole bag of chips out on the pay. Let's say all right. So they said the table. You got the hoagie on wrap it. Yeah, your paper, open it up, right? One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper. Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag. Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there, eat them a little bit there. Oh, okay. The chips have to come out of the bag. You don't want to keep reaching in. I like going. That's a glow for pain. I like going in. Well, because you're lying on yourself. That's for people who are lying in themselves, thinking that they're not going to eat the whole bag. I know I'm doing the whole bag. I like going in. You like going in. There's something. When they're out, they've it's mentally not the same thing to me. I would have said a little bit of a conservative. You'll free range. Yeah, I like them in there. That's crazy. That's looking to get hurt. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. That's actually crazy work to me. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. I know. Dude, I literally bought the whole bag and as I was picking, I went, I'm going to eat this. So why would you make a trip every time? I don't know Saturday, Kevin, dump the fucking bag out. Why would you make a trip for each chip? Don't you like to double up once in a while? Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag and there's like a, there's a mental thing to eating the whole bag. And once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a party. They're not, it's not the bag. But when you're out of the bag and you're sitting there, then it's a canvas. I love that. Now you got a canvas. Now you can do things where you can go two or three at a time if you want. You get the game on. You get chips. You can do whatever you want with them. I'm not judging you. It's on. I just what I do. I'm not saying it's clear. I think it's an inferior move. It's what I'm saying. Yeah. I would have said, I'm sorry. I got to go ahead. I think it's an inferior dare. I say garbage move. Hey, though. Yeah. Oh, you think the bag is the most hard. You know, it's a pleasure. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. She's still got wrapping on your plate. Sure. You still got like packaging on your plate. Well, that's what I wanted to say. You want to remove all that? You want to just want to put it on a plate? If you want to play it or a napkin or whatever you want. No, we're talking to you. Yeah, the situation was you open the hoagie. You're in out of the paper. Yeah, so you don't want the bag in there. Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom. Somebody came and saw that plate. They'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing. I would have said that the option A is the classy is dumping the whole bag of chips, but this guy brought up a point. The pours you go. The little the pours you go because I have been in the situation, large gentlemen, such as I am, where I couldn't finish said hoagie. And then I had a rewrap it up in that same paper with little Cheetos chips everywhere. Crumbs that never happen. You guys are lying today. You guys are lying to that happen. You, you've eaten only half the hoagie. If I had something before, or one of those Chris Sal and Charlie, or you didn't finish the chips, who hasn't finished the chips. What kind of cycle pad? I'm telling. I'm right. Yeah, but I mean, the chips, you're saying this chip residue in there. You didn't you didn't get down with the wet finger and not if they're honey barbecue. Freedos. There's going to be a little there's going to be some, you know, shrap flavored dust. Yeah. So that's going to throw you off just a little flavor dust. It doesn't throw me off at that. But if somebody, if somebody opened the fridge. I'll have like two minutes or you're like, yeah, like leaving Amber gives out overnight. No, no, no, no, no, no, that is not going to throw me off from eating it. This is the most divisive conversation we've ever seen. It's the, it's the appearance of that would be most garbage. Because if somebody went and it was like, oh, there's half a hoagie now they open it up. And that was like, you know, fucking cheaper. If you go on, if you go on for aesthetics and looks, yeah, it's a little bit of more of a dirtier paper. Well, I feel like if you dump the whole bag of chips out, that's just like, that's a lot of chips, a lot of crawl. It just looks messy. The pores you go poor quarter, you know, would be the classiest. It would be the classiest move. I guess you're right. But out of the bag. But only by looks, only by only by looks. I also think a little bit of the, the regular, you're regulating it. That's classy. Dump in the whole thing is impulsive. Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash. I think a little bit, you know, a little bit. Okay, but whichever way you slice it, it's more honest and the because I mean all the chips. I'm also now I got a canvas. I can do what I want with the chips. So I take a little here and I definitely, I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I'm having. It's getting crunch in there. Yeah. I'm adding the crunch. It's getting crunch. 100% and the adding chips as you go is only the post game appearance canvas. The actual canvas, the beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday paper, the old bag of chips there in front of you. Saudi game on. That's nice. That is nice. Oh, I got a lot of stuff. Yeah, that is it made me want to say there's going to be a bigger takeaway. No, I'm saying that's the only reason. Yeah. Yeah, no, you do a little bit at a time is is for when you're, if you have to wrap it back up, it is nice. You know, the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper, then you got really got to finish the sandwich or you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to move the sandwich. You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar. That's the problem. How do you feel about that if that does happen? Maybe not wrapping the same thing, but let's say there's a Hogi in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on it and that those little pieces on the bun. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. That's where it's tough. You hit one of those, you're like, oh, it's like stepping in quick sand. It's tough, but you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do unless you have sandwich paper in your house, if you're at your house, that's actually a good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in your house. In case you got a little oil and vinegar, it's just a strong move actually. Very nice. Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can, you can move the sandwich and put it in a fresh paper. It's fine. You can't put it in a sorere wrap. You ever taste the sandwich in a sorere wrap? You taste the plastic. I got glue. Yeah, man, taste it later. I wish I had fucking sandwich paper in it. I grabbed everything. I grabbed everything up in that seat. This conversation, that's what happens. That's through debate. We come up with chat here. Yeah, we got to a place that's a very recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their own. Uh-huh. And if you're in Philly in New York, would it die? Right. Did you have sandwich paper in your house? What? I could see that like in a nice roller on the thing. I'm wrapping everything up in my room. I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting there and my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich. And I schooled her on chips on a sandwich. And then it was me, my mom, and my wife down a shore, North Walwood, and my mom put chips on a sandwich. And she went, your mom's putting chips on a sandwich. And I was like, ah, that's generational trash. I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich. That's like a high 20 year old. Look over and just see your grandma. Scrushin' them? Scrushin' Doritos on a tuna hug. Got to break them up otherwise they could caught my fillings. We got to wrap it up. Ladies and gentlemen, one of our absolute favorite family, the best. Yannis Poppislation, gentlemen. Thank you for having me. Coming up, you want the folks to know about? Yeah, pitiful. My new special still up there. Go check it out. If you haven't watched, it's called Property Owner. You can catch me on the road, West Niaque, New York. There you go. Wednesday's coming out. Next week. Next week. Next week. So West Niaque, New York. If you came some in Boston, thank you. 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