The Nantucket Witch Hunt: Wednesday, July 29th, 2026

♪ Good morning girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Wednesday. I'm sorry, welcome back to the Turst. I'm joined by Robert Durst. Excuse me. Do you remember when everyone was obsessed with Robert Durst? I have intros. I don't know, just changing it up. Why are we turst today? You're just feeling tursty? That's a weird question to ask. I don't know, was there a reason that we're extra tursty? Why would there be a reason? I don't know, sometimes it's turst day. No, it's turst. We're actually the worst today. No, we are not. The worst with a U. Yeah, that's right. Wednesday. Welcome to the turst. Welcome to the turst, turd. Welcome to the tursty turd, welcome, welcome. If I ever open a bar, it's going to be called the tursty turd. Yummy. No, you guys know that if I ever open a bar, I have the perfect name for it, right? Okay, what is it? Barvelous. Like, marvelous, but with a B. And we're just going to drink shooters and soak up each other's awesomeness. Listen to awesome music. Oh, we are definitely going to listen to awesome music. Oh, well, of course. We're never not listening to awesome music, if not creating our own awesome music. I'm streamed host by Claudia Autry. I do feel that, like, owning a bar as, obviously, like, a stream of income is terrible, because I think, like, the restaurant industry. But at, like, a certain level, when you're just, like, opening things for fun, I do think it would be fun to have a bar that, like, I don't rely on financially. Yeah, that's a passion project. Correct. So that would be your passion? Yeah. I actually discovered, like, another job that I could hold that I would excel at. I've already known this about myself. Well, you have always said teacher. Yeah, and I would be an amazing teacher, and I feel like everyone here can agree. Yeah, I agree. To what age? Students? Oh. Elementary, middle? Younger. I don't need those, like, talking back kids. I couldn't, like, because then, you know. So, middle school, or elementary? No, no, I think elementary school. I think I have the disposition of an elementary school teacher. What's the other job? So, yesterday, I went shopping with my friends. Oh, yeah. And the other job that I really would be amazing at is as a sales associate. Yes. And I do it for you all the time. You do. And yesterday, I was doing it for my friends. Like a personal shopper. It was day two of, like, Moms Gone Wild College Reunion Weekend. We had, like, such a party. Day two and final day of, yeah, College Reunion Weekend on a Monday. And we went to town. We went shopping. And it's so funny. Yesterday, I was wearing my Hill House dress, and I was like, I need to get more nap dresses. I didn't realize there was a store in the Hamptons, and we just stumbled upon it organically. So, I was like, oh, I want to get another dress. So, we went in, and I convinced all of them to buy nap dresses. They were not there for nap dresses. Like, they were looking amazing. I literally, the salespeople didn't need to do anything. Like, I was convincing. Each of them, like, why each dress was amazing for them. There was one that Rebecca tried on that was so gorgeous, but she's like, I have nowhere to wear this. I'm like, you have that wedding in South Carolina. This is perfect for welcome drinks. Okay, so I agree to an extent. The only issue with you becoming, like, a full-time sales associate is twofold. One, you really are amazing at it for people you know personally. Okay. I think the lack of closeness to a random customer might affect your sales. Perhaps. I would need to be tested. Every time we go shopping, I push you into buying so much stuff. Yes. You're always so exciting. You wear those things for years to come. And you're so grateful. You do it great. The only other thing is that, like, with a commission-based job, like, you do need this, like, aggressive energy. And I think that, like, the best sales associate toe the line between, like, annoying and pushy. I don't know. I don't know if you have that, like, pushy annoyingness. No, I don't. But, like, and usually I'm pretty shy. But, like, if you've come into my store, I'm going to take that as a sign. So are you also the store owner here? No, no, no. But, like, you've walked into a store that you like. Like, it's not like I have to get people off the street and say, come into my store. That I couldn't do. I couldn't man on the street. But you're in my store. You're curious about what we have here. Let me show you around. We have some really nice things. And now I'm remembering, I did this for my friend Erica in Florida. She was like, I want to go shopping with you. And I didn't really know, like, a lot about her style. But, like, oh, my God, we slayed. We found a completely new style. Yeah. I actually, I agree that that would be a good job for you. So if I'm, like, ever looking for employment, I think that's what I should do. Because it's really my strong suit. Me and my friends all got nap dresses. And, like, Dana got a nap dress. So cute. Dana has a nap dress now. I'm so excited for her. It's really the perfect thing. It's easier than wearing shorts and a t-shirt. It is. It is. And it's, like, it's universally flattering. And I guess being an influencer, I am a little bit of a salesperson. Well, this is the big conversation. Not on Nantucket, you're not. About influencer culture. Yes. Of course, I was so self-conscious. I was taking pictures in the store. But I'm a Hill House partner. And I just felt like. I just want to say, Hill House is, like, kind of a lead sponsor of this show. So you have nothing to worry about. They would never have, like. And, like, you work with the brand. I work with the brand. And I didn't get any other people in my content. Like, I would never do that. But I was definitely feeling self-conscious being an influencer in a store. And, like, minding the way I behave. Like, unfortunately, like, the message. Because while we're having this conversation about influencers and their behavior outside of their homes. Like, there's definitely a conversation to be had. You're not really the problem. So, like, I'm glad that you're, like, making changes. But you weren't really the problem. I do feel that the people we're actually talking about, like, aren't listening. Yeah. The people who do film others without their consent. And do, like. Make big ruckuses in the middle of the street. They're not listening because they're not swirly. That's not swirly behavior. No, they're not listening to Paige Lawrence either. No. No, because they're not dairy. They're non-dairy. They're non-dairy. They're so non-dairy. They're lactose. Lactose. So we just had, like, a wonderful day for mature women. That's what. Everything we were doing was, like, such a mature woman thing to do. Like, even, like, nap dresses. It's just, like, a sign of maturity. Absolutely. And we were so excited. And then we had a little, like, seaside lunch at the Wharf. So cute. Bill Bouquet. Like, so fancy. And we went to the bakery. We just, like, walked around. We had such a great day. It's a new tradition that we're starting. Because it's hard for us to get together ever since I moved. Jobs and kids. And they come and visit me. Like, but usually, like, one at a time. So to be able to spend, like, two days really, like, uninterrupted hours together was so special. You know I love an installment. So, yeah, make it a yearly installment. It's a yearly. Because now I'm, like, up north for the summer. And then it's, like, a real Netflix movie. Yeah. Where, like, you are the girls who get together once a year. It's, like, 28 summers. Like, where you have that weekend. Four seasons. Yes. 28 summers. Except we're not, like, cheating on our partners. That's romantic. No, it's, like, four seasons. The show you refuse to watch. But I know you would, like. What do you mean I've watched it? You have? Yeah. I watched it last summer. Oh, so it's, like, four seasons. But they take four trips a year. Which is a lot for people who have, like, kids. And a lot of them have, like. Their kids are grown. No, but they have, like, busy jobs. No, the kids aren't so grown. When we first started, they were, like, in high school, college-ish. But that's not toddlers. Yeah, yeah. No, it's just, like, four trips. That's the most unrealistic part of the show. It's, like, that these people can get together four times a year. And that means that every vacation that they go on is with each other. Because who takes more than four trips a year? Right. And they're, like. You know, they're not all international. Some of them are just, like, down to the Jersey Shore. But still. They went to the Jersey Shore? I didn't watch season two yet. But I did enjoy season one, and I watched it. Yeah, sorry. Okay, so. So there's your accusery. So you're, like, kind of four seasons. There's accusery. But you're refusery. You're just one season. For now. We're ones. That will be the name of our book. Of your show. One season. That sounds beautiful. Set in a seaside town. Yeah. Four long-lost sisters getting together once a year. And the fifth bonus Jonas. Oh, yeah. I pop in and out. Like, I come to a lunch. But I don't want to, you know, obviously, like, make it about myself. I'm not a Colgate girl. But she's always invited. Of course. I came to lunch. But I didn't come to dinner. Like, you know. Dinner was late and far. And, like, I know that's. But also. And it wasn't my favorite restaurant. But, like, that's, like, a hair too far. Like, I'm very much, like, a fringe character. In this novel. You're so not. I actually think you're, like. You're actually. No, I'm very much. You know who would play you in the movie? Megan Fox? No, it's, like, the. Actually, I don't think you'll like what I'm going to say. Because it's, like. Oh, what? It's, like, the supporting character. Who? What ugly. No, she's not ugly. But she's always playing, like, that supportive, like, funny friend. Like, Melissa McCarthy. No. Who? It has nothing to do with looks. It was just, like. Who? A feeling of, like, always being, like, the supportive, funny friend. Like, Lake Bell. Okay. Lake Bell. Don't you feel it? Yeah, that's so me. Lake Bell. She's, like, such a cool girl. Yeah. She comes in, makes everyone laugh. I know. It's very much, like. I know you're not going to like this comparison. But it's actually, like, Jessa from Girls. I genuinely got so scared. Because I was, like. Why did I start this conversation? Yeah, I mean. That's definitely a conversation you never want to start with me. It's, like. What character would play you? Or, like. What celebrity you remind me of? Yeah. I fucking hate that shit. But it was more so about the fact that, like. You are, like. The supporting. I'm very cosmopolitan, too. I just, like. Sort of flow in and out of the group. Yeah. She comes in when we'll show you there. She's, like. Everyone's favorite character. But she's not a main character. No. But then she obviously, like. She obviously ends up being a fan favorite. And they make her, like. She gets to spin off. She gets to start the show. Yeah. That's so me and Lake Bell. Turty Bell. Lake Turt. So, we'll see you this time next year. That was the name of the show. This time next year. Oh, that's cute. It has to be a book first. Okay. Hop to it. We'll write it. Write it, girl. I'll write it. So, that was really fun. And everyone got nap dresses. I'm so excited. So cute. I was sort of, like. Yearning to see The Odyssey last night. So, well. Obviously, like. We are going to see The Odyssey. I know. I know. I was yearning to see it. So, just to, like. Sort of get my fix. I watched Twilight. Okay. Robert Pattinson's, like. Probably second best work. I would say first. I actually watched the first two movies. And his first best is. I guess The Odyssey. You don't know that. That's what streets are saying. They're saying it's his best performance of a lifetime. No. Like, his best movie. Like, he's in a Christopher. Well, the movie's great. But, like. He's actually in two Christopher Nolan movies. He could stink. He could. Oh, he would never. My boyfriend. And I feel like I have this realization. Like, once every five years when I re-watch a Twilight saga. But, like. There's actually never been a better movie made. Ever. Yeah. A perfect casting. Like, I don't have one note. Except for Bella's wig. That's the second movie. It's the third. I skipped watching New Moon. Edward's not in it. Like, I don't need to watch it. And. No, no, no. But, we're talking about the first movie. No. I talk about the franchise. I think the franchise is perfect. I have no notes for the franchise, but yes, the first movie is an example of a perfect film. It's a perfect book adaptation, whether you see the, I have seriously not one criticism. Not that you read the book, but yeah. Not that I read the book, but you just know. It's like Harry Potter. I remember like the fans, like everyone was obsessed. I didn't read Harry Potter, but I know it's a perfect adaptation. Exactly. Twilight is a perfect movie. Not my house, but I know my way around. Exactly. But you're right. Yes. The first one, like I guess film critics could maybe find issue with two, three, four, five. No, no. One. With two, three. Four, five are perfect. Three is good. Two seriously should have been cut from the series because like Edward goes missing for the whole movie. Two and three could have been one. No, because plot wise, I see what you're saying, but no. And it was no offense, like a little too much Jacob, but. That's hurtful to your friend. I know. It's like, actually, I was thinking about this last night. You were struggling. I wasn't struggling, but like I was just sort of like watching Twilight at a glance and thinking about the fact like, yes, I am close personal friends with Taylor Lautner and Alice. Yeah, that's right. Alice. But you're team Edward. Correct. No, of course. And so is Taylor Lautner's wife. Like, I don't have any qualms about that. Like, that's very much like his truth and my truth and her truth. Like, congrats to everyone. But just like being like such a diehard Twihart and then like kind of growing up and having two friends who were in Twilight. I just feel like I don't talk about that enough. When we add it to my list of accomplishments, obviously, like the bear is one of them. And I think having two friends from the Twilight franchise is also another one. Yeah. Yeah. There are more. More accomplishments or more friends that were in Twilight? Oh, of course. New York Times bestselling novel. I don't want to say, but I consider it an accomplishment. You consider it an accomplishment? But I don't? The Masked Singer. Oh, no, I would say that's an accomplishment. I didn't like have the most amazing time through no fault of my own. But yeah, that was an accomplishment. Like I sang on TV. Yeah. Yeah. She's unstoppable. She's a polsha with no legs. A polsha? Yes. She's invincible. She wins every single day. Like new karaoke song for me unlocked. At least you got that. I have like five songs, but that one just went straight to the top. And I know all the words. Like I don't even need the screen. Yeah. So today's Wednesday. We have stories. It's just kind of like a chill day because we're kind of like chill girls who drink beer and like sports. Yeah. I have a basketball in my sweater. Gakkaba. Is there any like basketball news that we should talk about? No, we talked about that. Actually, a little bit. There's some like, I guess, basketball Jason news in the stories. I'm sure there's like sports news. It's like an athlete made some news yesterday for proposing to Madison Beer. Yes. You know what? There's actually a lot of sports news now that I think about it. I mean, that makes sense. Like we drink so much beer and we like love to go to bars. It's just like frustrating for us. We love to go to bars called Barbalist because we're the biggest sports fans. No, it's true. And it's like very frustrating for us to like go to these bars, like not find a lot of females just because like we're not like the other females. But we figure it out. It's just like we like our. We're just one of the guys, you know? We're two of the guys. I am not one of the guys. Nobody on the planet has ever been less of a guy. Less of one of the guys than me. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. So you just want to. Like that's what makes us work because you're so one of the guys. It's like opposites attract. We're so yin and yang. It's so true. I'm so one of the guys. You're so like guy's girl. And I'm so girl's girl. And like I feel like the guys really like hanging out with me because like I'm really just one of them. And like we can like joke and stuff and I'm not like other girls who are like sensitive. Right? Right. You're so not sensitive. Yeah. That's what all the guys always say about me. Like Claudia, she's like obviously like really, really hot, but she's also just like one of the guys. I'm just like, I feel like a lot of girls like don't have a lot of guy friends like I do. But I don't know. I grew up with a lot of brothers. That's always what those bitches are saying. Like I have so many brothers growing up. It's true. Yeah. I guess that would like, you know, make you one of the guys. I don't know. Like we have Michaela who's literally the only girl in our family. She's never been. Unless one of the guys. She's like so girly. Maybe when she grows up, like she'll know how to hang around guys because like that's what she's done her whole life. Like I could see that makes sense. And they're like these days she's like increasingly ignoring them and just like doing her own thing. But right. But like she knows how to move within like a male dominated field. She and I have that in common. I think we should dive in. So much to do. So much to say. Okay. Without further ado, it is time for the Fast Eye Stories that you to do need to know. And today's episode is brought to you by a brand new sponsor. Not a new company in our lives. And it's Nori. Everyone has a steamer horror story. One that leaks. One that spits water all over your clothes. Or one that just makes getting ready way harder than it should be. And that's why we're so excited about today's sponsor, Nori. 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Justin Herbert, who is the Los Angeles Chargers quarterback, if you're not like a guy's girl and didn't know that, he's a big deal. He's the quarterback. I just feel like if you're listening to this podcast, you grew up with brothers, and you're like chill like us, so you obviously know who Justin Herbert was. And he plays for the Chargers that are not charging on my iPad, because they got to get iPad instead of mine, is now engaged to Madison Beer, the pop star. Yeah. I love that as a culture. People are freaking out about this, more so than really anything Madison Beer's ever done career-wise. And it's so interesting that as a culture, maybe just as a generation, because we really grew up on all those movies where it was the popular girl and the quarterback. There is something so American and beautiful about a pretty popular girl and a quarterback. You just love to see it. And that's why people love Hailee Steinfeld, and of course, Travis and Taylor. But Taylor's not actually the. Well, now she's popular beyond measure. She is. She's tall, broad, and skinny. But she still identifies as the nerd who takes off his glasses. She's not. And so I just think Americans will always rally behind this and like i was shocked at how many people cared about this like why this was a big deal like i bet you didn't know that madison beer has been on tour for a year like nobody like she kind of like can't get arrested career-wise no no she is so talented like her voice is insane she's gorgeous but you know people think like her her um beauty has been like a trap for her have you seen there's definitely something like and the fact that like she never took off no no no like she she won't like do ugly things do you know what i mean like everyone except everyone is beautiful who sings and is in hollywood and they like do interesting things with their look it's and like she only ever wears like a body cut dress and like loose waves and like black eyeliner and like because she like doesn't like change it up because she sticks to just like being beautiful they think that's like part of her artistic demise so that's actually really interesting and i think a good example of somebody who does that and i think that they're really successful but i do think it hinders them from like reaching a new level is doula peep doula lipa like she's also just like so beautiful sickening and it's like she doesn't open up she doesn't share she doesn't it's a completely different are you talking about physical ugly or like physical ugly oh it's like both like you yeah i guess you're making a good point that's not the point that i'm making okay i'm saying because like madison bierke you never cut her hair short she never you know bleach the eyebrow for a magazine shoot like she just like we just she constantly looks like the pretty girl in high school and there's no evolution she literally is the pretty girl in high school i understand i don't want to be ugly either no and if i was like born looking like that you're never gonna catch me slumming it as an ugly person right but there's just not like really been an evolution and like she was like justin bieber's protege like she kind of had like every making of being huge and i mean if you've ever heard the song melodies by madison bierke like one of the first songs i hear melodies in my head hear melodies in my bed like so fucking good um yeah she just like musically sonically careerically can't get anything off the ground meanwhile i've seen more reactions to this engagement he picked her up off the ground after he performed on the after he proposed no the pictures are second and she's wearing like such a cute lace skirt i don't know why this is like the thing that's gonna seriously it's like everyone everyone like needs a thing right right she has now married out of the kia asylum yes i didn't know that that was really an option but she's definitely kia asylum material yeah and i'm just shocked at like the reception to this i'm excited but like i didn't know other people literally knew who she was yeah no people people know who she is like maybe she just performed at madison square garden but no one talked in what capacity on her tour she yes apparently i've been following on tiktok she's on this like kind of cursed tour where every night there's like an issue like a light or a microphone or a wardrobe um and it just came to a culmination at madison square garden i believe the tour ended there got it i'm glad the tour ended i think jaggy quick name one madison beer song um madison.org that's what i mean like no i know there's just something weird about her career i know she that she can't get arrested even though she's talented and beautiful and you would think like those two things plus and she's like she's insane numbers on social like yeah and she had like some successful backing at a certain point yeah she was considered like her launch on the scene was like justin bieber found this girl she's like the next thing and she was a scooter brawn girl and then i do believe like they fell out badly all of them um yeah there's obviously like that iconic video of her you know i was supposed to be in the video i love her yeah i do hope that they get married like they need to get married oh i think they will because like this is a major step but like we're still in the marathon yeah of course no no like the race to the altar starts now she should get married and i think she should retire from the pop girl scene yeah and the pop like the music has brought her to justin yes it's kind of like hayley steinfeld even though hayley steinfeld's pop career like left us wanting so much more yeah and she acts she was just in sinners which was like right right years movie but like i just feel like madison beer should be a kept woman she's certainly like she's earned it she's worked hard enough she's earned it yeah no i love this and i love how excited people are for her like that's what like the fans want that's what the fans love to see yeah congrats i hope they get married quickly i'm just like well they'll probably have to get married now in the next off season yeah and a year engagement is so like march standard yeah march the start ends in february yeah so like but they dated like less than a year that's really good you know i think that they like just celebrated their one year anniversary and she locked it down when you know you know the ring is enormous it takes up and she also has really little fingers so of course depth perception but it's huge i didn't see it it kind of looks like taylor's where do i see it like in the picture i don't know in the in her instagram instagram yeah i'm going maybe i'll follow her maybe she'll do like nice bridal content i think i do follow her you know what i mean she's just like kind of mysterious she won't stick she won't stick even though she has it all she has 40 million that's what i mean i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know she's just like kind of mysterious and she's very gen z and it's like if you have got gen z you've got it all but she is so gorgeous yeah she's really like kind of like otherworldly looking the ring is huge huge huge very beautiful okay i love it i love it love it she has like nice instagram you know it's vibey and obviously like any football player is great but like to get one who's like on the la team like that's obviously of course you get to live in la right and like stay being a celebrity yeah a lot of times like you have to move to like houston and like that's just not gonna work for alex earl i'm wishing you a hearty mazel tov extremely hearty to quote a young turdy lou i'm wishing you a hearty mazel tov oh i was like when did i say that of course in the iconic performance that like a 10 a hearty mazel tov a 10 year old claudia in a message to her sisters wish them a hearty mazel tov you know part of being a 10 year old at that time was like going to a million bat mitzvahs and like always being asked to like film a testimonial like these days we have these like aesthetic montages that get put together but back in the day there was a videographer walking around these affairs with a microphone and he would just ask people to like leave a video message to the sweet 16 girl or the bat mitzvah girl and so yeah like i kind of was experienced at that point and i knew exactly what to say and it was an hmt did you feel it the heartiness of the mazel tov i did and it permeates throughout the evening it permeates through the video like you can see you can feel it i think even people watching it 20 years later knew that i really meant it could see and that the heartiness was received a thousand percent are you ready for our next story a little more model athlete news irena shake and devin booker are newly dating and quote like each other a lot so word on the street is that arena and devin are dating a source tells people magazine devin booker and arena are dating it's very new but they like each other a lot they were introduced by mutual friends a few months ago and are trying to spend a lot of time together this summer before has to start training for the season expect to see her at some games she is very into him okay he is 29 and she is 37 i believe and how tall is he tall yeah i don't know why i just get the vibe that she's taller than him oh no i get the vibe that he's really tall really isn't he a point guard which is like is the shortest one no and he dated kendall who's super tall too so like he he meets okay he's six five height six five is really tall yeah irena shake oh it's 5 10 okay um yeah i'm like trying to care right and i'm trying to find an angle like why i would care about these two um you know the i'm genuinely like at a loss like okay you know i don't dislike it like i don't have i don't dislike it i don't like like it do you know what i mean i'm gonna shake like individually i don't care for either of them like so much deeply so there's nothing anything that they could do that like would change that i guess unless she was dating like yeah then i guess like devon booker and bradley cooper are like co-parenting if all goes right yeah gg and i guess that's like her man her best friend's ex like yeah we could make it interesting i guess but yeah i guess if arena was dating zach efron you know i might care yeah irena also for me like did irreparable damage to her reputation just in my mind i don't know i don't know i don't know if i'm gonna be able to when um she was dating tom brady and she seemed really desperate yeah we were talking about it too like how it was just like through page checks like the desperation like was coming through yeah yeah and i don't believe that it ever worked out between them i don't know if they were ever actually even officially linked but she was really leaning into it um and i just like sort of never looked at her the same after that yeah that's sad because once you get like that smell of desperation on you like it's very hard to wash off you can't get it off yeah so she doesn't like necessarily do um but wishing her the best i don't wish her ill i hope she doesn't i would never wish another woman ill i would just say like don't make cookies for his sister that's what that's the relationship advice i would give you no that was ben simmons but i'm so glad you brought that up just because it serves as a reminder not bring up ben simmons it serves as a reminder that ben simmons sister once like genuinely made the most evil video of all time for no reason and anytime we talk about devin booker and the thing is you've told me like so many times and it just in one ear out the other i still didn't retain it but i think it's a good thing yeah that that means that there's not for devin booker there's double the amount of exposure for this story for the story like i just miss i miss that time like when when that story was being reported no that was insane that was insane do you want to remind everyone just to like do our quarterly reminder yeah like devin booker's sister ben simmons sister oh my god if they both dated kendall jenner if devin booker and they're both nba players if devin booker has a sister like i'm genuinely sorry for slandering your name you don't deserve that she's definitely ben's simmons sister like one time i don't know like a Q&A she was like making content on Instagram and decided to like share a story about Kendall Jenner and I think that the way she positioned it we were about to like hear a story where Kendall Jenner was like embarrassing or rude or just like lame and what she had said was that like Ben Simmons sorry Kendall Jenner like one time baked cookies for her family or whatever and when they were having a game night and like that was it like no in the way that she and they were like the worst cookies and the way that she sliced them was weird she was like leaning into like the cucumber right drama but all I heard was that like someone tried to make you a cookie like and you're like a being a bitch about you're a nasty video like she was being such a bitch like the definition of a b-i-t-c-h and like the wind-up was that Kendall literally did nothing besides make you a cookie yeah and you didn't like it and the way she told the story she just like thought she had like such hot goss she was like and it was like not no and that's what you'll be remembered for mhm mrs. Simmons and Kendall will be remembered for a lot more mhm are you ready for our next story more couple news mhm Olivia Rodrigo and her new man's Julian Kronenberg's were spotted cuddling in the park in New York City so these two are really off to the races they were spotted kissing and uh holding hands and cuddling at the park yeah I mean we always like this is what we want for our girls right like a businessman bow yeah I will say like it's a little boring you know like no because assuming and like reading about like someone whom I don't know no it's I think for me it's more so this like of course I worry about like the values disparity but that's for them to worry about for me it's like I feel like once you're reached the top of the mountain and you've dated everyone like that and when you're ready to settle down like that's when you hit up the businessman bow but she just seems so young that it's like I just don't know if she's ready for that sort of stability she is really young although she has like seen and experienced a lot you know yes it does feel like the businessman is usually the final stop yeah I took train yeah so it's like is this it and now we like sail off into stability what about the music what about the songs yeah you know they say that like I guess we're like sort of waiting to see this with Taylor because we've only gotten one album she's been like settled down but like does the music suffer so I refuse to believe that believe what no I didn't say I believe no no you asked me and so I say I refuse yeah me too I think that like the life of a showgirl is not a great example of that but it has nothing to do with her being happy like yeah I don't think it has to do with like having a lack of things to write about or like losing your spark once you're single it has to do with like kind of getting caught up like in her own fame and excitement it has to do with release some garbage the marketing and the format and I we've been yeah yeah but like music about tortured artists and like complex fellas is more usually titillating than like a guy who works in finance like what's the difference between music and music and music and music and music and music and music what's the next music going to be about like google docs like you know yeah but there are other things to write about you know as we said there yes you seek inspiration from books and movies your own life you could have a child yes yes of course you could write about that stevie wonder isn't she lovely that's a beautiful song it is also interesting how you balance a relationship with somebody who does work a typical nine-to-five corporate job like yeah you are restricted in the trips you can take even though they just got back from like a big trip to Iceland maybe he can has like a couple perhaps he's remote or like remote days maybe he has flex yeah maybe he like rolled over his pto from last year or something yeah but pto will run out yeah no and you can't just like la-di-da yeah unless you like own the company which as far as I know he's like an analyst like a big one but yeah and I don't think like his bosses care that he's dating olivia rodrigo do you get special treatment at a company like when you start dating a celebrity I don't think so like I don't think at his level you do I wonder I'm trying to think if I know anyone who's like maintained a corporate job and like gotten famous like I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't like while staying there a lot of times you just leave but he's not gonna leave his job because he has a girlfriend no no no no they are literally been dating for one week yeah but they seem to be like hot and have mm-hmm off to the race that's short for heavy are you ready for our next story it's number four I'm like not you know you're not ready no you don't seem ready no I gotta fix my lipstick okay you want some um no I'll do my own thing okay I'm gonna do my own thing I'm gonna do and now still not ready for 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didn't know if she was going to be granted the divorce today she's like if I'm not like I'll literally call myself um and she kind of left us all waiting she went to court and then came out with a shirt that said officially diverse and then she like went out drinking and shopping and drugging okay and um she bought the honestly one of the most insane Van Cleef bracelets I've ever seen in my life and then she also went to Cartier she bought a ring and then she had drinks and cocktails and she must have spent like a hundred thousand dollars like it was insane um and like what's the big deal with her divorce like so people don't really know because he is completely offline but they found like his secret Twitter account where he like tweeted about her twice and then made it private but what we knew initially was that we knew that he was um like in recovery from addiction like what she talked about it a lot when they were fully married and then like a a year went on like he was a kind of like MIA and and she ended up sharing like a year later that he had you know um relapse sorry I couldn't remember the word and it's just been like so hard for her he's been like in and out of like coming from home and and they had made it seem like maybe they were going to continue working she didn't say anything about the state of the marriage just like that's what was going on and like why she's been like making these videos about how she's just like struggling but she never told us what and then a couple of months later she announced she was getting divorced and I don't believe they had a prenup and they didn't have children which makes it like I think a little bit shorter of a process because you don't have to deal with custody I don't know why She thought she wouldn't get divorced, and I don't think he was, like, really trying to take anything from her as far as I know. Right. Because she seemed pretty happy with the outcome. And also, like, wouldn't she tell everyone if he was because, like, they don't have kids together and she shares a lot, so it's, like, tell us he's a slime ball. If you, like, get divorced and, like, he takes you for, you know, for financially for, I don't think you'd leave divorce court and buy a Van Cleef bracelet. You know what I mean? Right. So that's why it's, like, even though I saw her divorce was finalized, that just doesn't feel like major news. Like, without kids, it's, like, so you got divorced. It's just, like, official. Like, she's free of him, and I guess she can get married. And she already has a new man. Yeah, I think maybe now she can get married. I wasn't worried about what happened next for her. Yeah. But I'm happy for her. Me too. I always will support her in all of her endeavors, including her divorces. Including her divorces. Hopefully this is just the one. Yeah, hopefully it's the one. Our next story is some box office news. The Odyssey is taking over the world. Oh, I thought you were going to say it's tanking. No. The Odyssey is going to pass Oppenheimer's lifetime box office in 30 years. 13 days. So it took Oppenheimer 595 days to final at just over $330 million. And it's taking The Odyssey just 13 days to outpace that. And Oppenheimer was, like, such a big deal at the time. Yeah, it was Barbenheimer. Yeah. I mean, it does help that there's, like, no other movies. Actually, Spider-Man, like, is. Spider-Man. Yeah, that's, like, the big movie right now. With Tom. Tom and Zendaya, who are also both in The Odyssey. The Odyssey. Got it. Yeah, it's kind of like a big week for them. Got it. Well, yeah. No, everyone's talking about The Odyssey. We're going to see it. We are going to see it because we just found out that there's an IMAX theater in the Hamptons. So, like, we will go. And we're excited. Oh, yeah. And I've heard really good things. Yes. I think at the end of the day, like, if it's good, it's good. And I've heard that it's very good. Although, I saw that the woman who translated, who was, like, responsible for the modern translation of The Odyssey. Oh, she's. She's, like, reading it to Phil. She thinks it's bad. I don't know her. I imagine she's, like, super smart if, like, she was tasked with a modern translation. But it's, like, I'm not taking her word for it. And I'm sure she's very close to the text. And I'm sure really, like, anything that was done. She wouldn't have liked. Yeah. Because nothing's perfect. But, like, for just, like, lay people like us, if it's, you know, The Odyssey, great. Dumb question. What are they translating it from? Greek? Greek. Yeah. I think Latin. But isn't it about, like, Greek gods? Like, I don't even know. But isn't Latin, like, the language? I'm scared to see The Odyssey because I don't think that I'm going to understand anything. And, like, when I don't understand something, like, I just start hating it. And then I'm just going to be, like, a hater. And I don't want to be a hater. I'm just, like, afraid that I'm genuinely not, like, intellectually smart enough for it. It's made for the masses, proven by the fact that the masses are going to see it. And that's not a takeaway people are having. So I think you need to have some more belief in yourself. Okay. I don't like this negative self-talk. What kind of snacks are we going to get? I'm, like, so excited for popcorn. Oh, I need popcorn, like, with a little bit of, like, chocolate-y, like, sprinkled throughout the popcorn. And, like, the biggest soda you've ever seen in your whole life. I can't drink soda anymore. I went so long without drinking it. Diet Coke. Mm-hmm. And now it tastes weird to me. I've never experienced that. I know. And I, like, went really late. So never quit. I went really late. I couldn't quit. Like, but I did. Now that I drink so much soda that I'm shocked at the fact that I actually cut back a lot when I was pregnant. Not in the first trimester. Like, I was just trying to survive. But second and third, I maxed to, like, three or four a week. Which, like, I was having three or four a day. I'm so proud of myself. That just proves, like, how much I, like, love my family. Because that's insane. Yeah. I can't imagine ever doing that again. No, I know. No, I went cold turkey. And now, like, it used to be, like, when I would go out to dinner, like, instead of ordering, like, a cocktail, like, I got a soda. And now I'm like, yuck. Oh, my God. No, it's seriously so delicious. I can only drink Sparkle Megan water. It's seriously so delicious. Like. I know. I'm actually, like, not happy about it. Yeah. Well, why don't you try, like, a Pepsi or, like. Or, like, retraining myself. Like. Yeah. Exposure therapy. Because, like, you live with, like, your husband loves soda. Like, you have so many sodas in your house. All I have is fucking soda. Yeah. I should. You kind of need to figure it out. Exposure therapy. But the thing is, like, it's a good thing? Like, technically, yes. But it's not. So. That's, like, what I'm dealing with. Yeah. That's big, actually. I can only drink Sparkle water and iced tea. You know, I love an iced tea. Your husband drinks Diet Right. And that's because he grew up in Texas. But, like, what the hell is that? I know. Like, that's insane. He's, like, stopped doing that around us, though. Really? I saw it in your fridge the other day. In our fridge here? No, no, no, no, no. So, like, around the family. He knows better than to buy Diet Right in the Hamptons. So, when he's with us, he drinks. His green tea. Dr. Pepper. And he loves Snapple. And someone's buying all these Frescas. Someone is buying Fresca. I like Fresca, but I haven't been buying them. I don't drink Fresca. You know me these days. I just drink Diet Pepsi. That's true. And it's true. I'm not just, like, being, like. I, at one point in time, like, was heavily sponsored by Pepsi. And I still wasn't lying. And I drink Sparkle water. Yeah, of course. I drink Sparkle water, too. Water. I do not drink regular water. Never have? Never will. So, anyway. So, like, congrats to the Odyssey. Like, I'm really excited to see what everyone's talking about. And it's major that they're, like, doing so well in the movies when movies don't really do so well. And they're doing so well at the movies. And people are, like, going out of their way to, like, see 4D, IMAX, like, theaters. It's really an event. Yeah, it's an event. It's an event. What are we going to wear? I need to be, like, really cozy because it's, like, a long movie. We're not. We're never not cozy. No, but, like, I don't want to wear, like, pants too tight. We stay cozy. We don't have to be drinking and eating a lot. We stay cozy. Yeah. Yeah. Our fifth story, but we also have a bonus story. But our fifth story is a little update on, like, Nantucket Influencergate because Dave Portnoy has weighed in. On Tea by the Sea. On Tea by the Sea. I scrolled past it this morning. I just, like, wasn't in the mood for his energy. It was hard because he, like, had mouth surgery. So, he was, like, talking funny. And so, you really had to have patience. But he is, like, the king of Nantucket. I actually just searched, like, Dave Portnoy and Nantucket to, like, get a roundup of what he said. And I saw that when he bought his Nantucket house in 2023, it was the highest price ever bought on Nantucket. Yeah. I think they've surpassed it since then. Of course. But, yes, it was a really big deal. When he bought it. But, like, so, king of Nantucket. Yeah, because he's, like, New England king. Yeah. Like, Boston. Boston, yeah. I would also say, like, king of influencing. I actually wouldn't say that, but I would say, like, big commentator on influencer culture. Big influencer. I would love to. Big name in the, big, I'm sorry, he's a big hitter. This is a person whose opinion, like, I wouldn't mind hearing. He's a big hitter in the world of influencing. Agreed. Knows all the influencers, employs all the influencers. Right. Knows the players. His take was this. He didn't really have a problem with the no influencer sign. He said, it is not about the Paige Lorenz as of today. Then, of course, he had to throw shade at, you know, her past. Being like, maybe. What's her past? I guess he's like, maybe, like, 10 years ago, and she's running around cleat chasing, blah, blah, blah. But he was like, yeah. But he was like. Cleat chasing? I feel like Tommy was the first athlete she dated. Like, slay of the century. I'm sure she, like, hates this time in her life. But, like, she's, like, one of the only people. To ever publicly date Morgan Wallen. And I'm sorry. That is, like, really crazy. Right. So, he was like, the Paige today. Like, a wholesome, dairy boy. That's. So, what? She's not allowed to grow? Like. No, no, no. He was like, that's not who they're talking about. Like, this Paige. Business owner. Whatever. He was like, but. Influencers. Like, Mike something. I think that guy. His handle's like, it's Big Mike. Is that? Logan Paul's friend. Right, right. Yeah. He's like, we don't want people like that. We don't want Brianna Chicken Fry. Oh, oh. He was like, we don't want the party influencers. He's like, go to the Hamptons. Right. Like, don't come here to go out. Like, we're in bed by nine o'clock. Maybe take in the chicken box and shorts and a t-shirt. Right, there's like one bar on Nantucket. He was like, the no influencer sign is about that kind of, like, party influencer. We don't want party influencers. But that's. That's actually not true. That's not what the people said. While he is making a point about the fact that party people shouldn't go to Nantucket. Like, that's a fine point to make. That the sign didn't say no. And it's not a party store. And I'm sorry. It's not a bar. When the owners clarified what they meant, like, that's actually not at all what they said. So he started. I think people on Nantucket do feel that way. Like, when rebel rousers come and, like, stay up late, play music. Yeah, they don't want that. That's a separate conversation. That's not what these people meant at all. That's actually a bad take. No, and so, like, he's sort of, like, just giving his own opinion on influencers on Nantucket. And I don't know why he said no chicken fry. Like, doesn't she work for him? She does, but he's. I think he comments. He's right. She commented, what the fuck? No, but, like. He said. In the context of his argument, like, yeah, she's the perfect example. Like, vaping. She just had, like, a whole scandal because she was having a high noon in a car while driving. Like, yeah, that's not who they want on Nantucket. Yeah, but it's just funny he threw her name out. He threw out the Bechelders because I guess, like, Hallie. Well, the Bechelders are Nantucket. He says they're grandfathered in because they grew up. They're grandfathered, yeah. They go there. But other than that, like, and he said the ilk of these people is not who they want. Yeah, but that's, like, just. A separate. That's irrelevant to, like, what we're talking about. Because this has nothing to do with what the sign meant. Yeah. The people clarified what they meant by the sign, and that's not at all what they said. Yeah, so he. Sounds like Dave doesn't want party people coming to Nantucket. No, he doesn't want party people coming to Nantucket. I would agree. Like, it's like a small fishing town. Yeah. I get it. Like, quiet, quaint. They want to keep it that way. I agree. And I don't think it's, like, influencers. But there are people who party a lot who are also not influencers. And that's what Paige was saying. It's like, there are a lot of, like, finance bros who come and, like, crash boats. The Cut did an article on it, and she gave them, like, a bigger statement. She just kept, like, stating facts. She was like, there are a lot of, like, finance bros who come and, like, cause a lot of ruckus and crash their boats and, like, literally hurt people and drive drunk. And we're not saying no finance, bro. So it's, like, just judging a group of people based on their job. And then also the owners of the store, like, also gave statements. They were, like, fighting through the journalist. She just keeps. I'm sorry. Everything she says, I couldn't agree with more. Because every point that everyone makes when they try and follow up what they meant by the sign is a totally fine point, but that's not what the sign said. Correct. No, we're all having good conversations about. The sign didn't say no hard partying influencers who are going to. Streaming and encourage other revelers to come. It would have been funny if they said no ring lights. Yes, because that's, like, a disruptive part of influencer culture. But just banning the entire group of people. And people do not agree with us on this. Like, I've seen a lot of discourse in our comment section, and that's fine. How do you think that makes me feel, you guys? Like, seriously. I'm such, like, I'm, I'm, I would never harm. The thing is, you're, like, not an influencer. I am, Claudia. You barely post to Instagram. What do you mean? Look, I have huge stories right now. Right now. For, like, the first time in six months. Every other, every couple days. I, I show up. No, I have, I'm an influencer. You're not. You're a podcaster. I'm an influencer. How can you. you say this to me oh do you want to be an influencer i have no like i know everyone who's an influencer they're like well i don't know really i don't like the word but i hate that i guess that's what it is yeah i'm a proud influencer i wouldn't it's a dream to be an influencer i agree but i would not categorize you as an influencer you guys sound often i think you might be too close to it no but like how do you earn your living i have multiple buckets but like how do you earn your living i have multiple buckets what's your biggest bucket my biggest bucket is a podcast you're a podcaster you but like i am also an influencer are you an influencer yes how do you earn your living my podcast you're a podcaster yeah but i guess like no actually i barely post on instagram these days like actually just because you're not posting right now doesn't mean you're not an influencer i guess i guess i think we're too close to it but i think like zoom out like we're an influencer and i'm not someone who thinks anything negative about that word so if someone calls me an influencer like i'm like yeah right not me neither and the fact that like now it has a negative connotation i'm sorry is deeply rooted in misogyny and dave like really not understanding this conversation at all it's completely fine he has no idea like what he's talking about i think he was also getting mouth surgery and this yeah and he just wanted to talk about nantucket because like it does involve him yeah um but like he doesn't really understand like i people think like it is that serious people are like paycheck why you get and she will not fucking let this go and it's like it's not like the bar had a sign no influencer so that like influencer partying right it's the craft shop craft store it's a basket shop no i'm sorry like it is that serious and i'm with page like i agree with everything she said because it's like i know you don't think i'm an influencer but for the sake of this conversation let's say you are for the sake of this conversation i'm an influencer i'm on nantucket and i'm and i love to shop and i'm so sad and i take shopping seriously and i'm not a harm to society and i walk into a store and it's a no influencer let's say i was gonna buy something i'm not filming or anything i'm just like purchasing stuff because if i'm an influencer i'm also like a person then i'm buying stuff and i saw that sign wait if i'm an influencer i'm also like a person but if i saw that sign i would walk right out like i would not i would not support financially it is that's what i'm saying and then speaking of comments i did want to say like apparently people do have youtube premium in a major way i had no idea and they're like how do you think we watch the toast i just want to say yeah i want to say that something to that too because people are like well how do you think we watch the toast like ad free uh even if you didn't have youtube premium you would watch the toast ad free because we do not monetize our youtube videos because we respect our sponsors ads on our youtube videos so you you if you were using youtube premium for just us to be ad free we're already free that's why when we play music sometimes we get like demon we didn't get we they start like they put ads on us because like they they can yeah that's why we don't play music because it's actually just harmful to you guys but you might have youtube premium for like other videos and podcasts without ads but just know it's like not us it's not us we do not we turn ads off on every single video we do not generate revenue on youtube which some people would probably think is silly but it's disrespectful to our sponsors and our viewers yeah you're welcome we don't double i just feel like we don't make it and we don't get enough credit for that we don't make a big enough deal about it agreed um so that's what's going on in nantucket um bonus it's a scary time to be an influencer on nantucket i'll say that it's a witch hunt they're burning all the witches even if you aren't one so light me up light me up light me up go ahead and light me up there's a taylor swift song for everything like that's insane our our bonus story is a headline from page six that i just thought you would want to hear about and it's like a nickel andrea bonus because i'm not gonna like put them in the fast five again and like we weren't able to uh rage bait right yet but page six reports that alandria carthon perfects her revenge dress in a slit up to their orange gown after her breakup with nick so alandria posted she still hasn't like spoken about the breakup but she posted a carousel of her in an orange dress uh saying pressure makes diamonds and page six is saying it's a revenge dress it didn't occur to me like because it's a fake relationship like that there would be any bad blood and that there would be any sort of like residual breakup feelings where like these pictures aren't for nick no they like they're just pictures like they're just they're just pictures like there's no revenge bless you like her old co-worker like she doesn't need revenge on her old co-worker i will and it's crazy that like writers have to like write up their and they pretend light it up their activity like it's a normal relationship relationship right because like she just posted a series of pictures in an outfit which she does all the time literally it's her job she still hasn't spoken about the breakup or anything so like you guys are reading into this and there's nothing to see revenge dress maybe it's like revenge on us like to the to the truth tellers and the and the doubters and the poking holes in the story errs errs yeah maybe she's getting revenge on us she looks amazing that's a good captioned pressure creates diamonds like if she was actually like going through like a real breakup or like oh you think so like that would be a good mantra yeah i guess it creates diamonds it's very much like phoenix rising from the ashes i think it's just like generic instagram caption you know you think it was like written by chad i kind of like like sort of you know just like what's a quip right anyway so that's what landra's up to which actually hasn't spoken on the split yet which for people who do believe in nicolandria they must be just chomping at the bit yeah that's not cool no it's not well that is our show i hope you guys enjoyed every minute of it i know i did i'm wishing you all a hearty mazel tov thank you oh and you know what let's generate some engagement what do you say oh yeah let's do an emoji it's so fun what was the theme of today's episode um we're sort of like themeless maybe what about your diamond what about a beer for madison beer oh and because we're two girls who like drink beer more so that okay drop the beer emoji in the instagram photo card or in or youtube or spotify wherever you find yourself when you hear this message wherever you find yourself the beer emoji to sort of represent that like you are obviously happy for madison beer but you're also just like not like other females or that you are like other females thank you so much for listening to the justin money morning show we do the fast five stories that you need to know everybody on youtube so you're watching us on youtube please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast to be found so it's apple podcast youtube and spotify wherever you listen to podcasts find us a totally five-star review about how beautiful stunning and wickedly talented we are hope you guys have an amazing day and we will see you tomorrow i love you bye Thank you.