The Mystery Boys Gape Your Fourth Eye | Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

- Are you boys ready to solve a mystery? - Yeah, all right, three, two, one. (upbeat music) - Oh, welcome to Mystery Boys. I'm Alex Kerb. - Founder of Susan's Horn, the tech surveillance start up and with me is my partner. - Blitzkrieg Roy, Founder of Turkish Delight. Also a surveillance start up. Eyes in the sky, eyes on earth. Keep your eyes. - He says in the sky. - Yeah, yeah, and welcome to the Mystery Boys. - Yeah, there's a lot of conspiracy podcasts of negativity's, who's that guy that you interviewed, that he's like, I think he's full-blown Satanist now. - Who? - He has glasses, like these glasses, but they're not blue walkers. He has a chain wallet and I was always texting about him. - Mitch Horowitz, great man. - Yeah, and so I like that Mitch Horowitz goes to these places and he's super positive about their secret fraternities and rituals. - Wait, hold on. Can we not dismiss Mitch Horowitz for the show? I don't want to do it. - Anybody have a diss in there? - I deal with the wrath of a Satanist for the first episode of my- - He's saying what a great job he does. - I love Mitch Horowitz. - Yeah, and Palantir Mitch Horowitz are the two thing really. - Okay, okay, but let's just for the sake, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just for the sake. Let's be a little more, I don't mind, I think we should have Mitch on the show. - As do I. - Okay. - So the difference with this show is, we don't push conspiracy crap in our factor. - Okay. - What we do is be positive and look at the bright side of these many abominations that you might see around you. - Here's the thing, guys. - The beauty of the abomination. - There is a- - Who is like the beast? - I think that we must understand the dangers of misinformation in the world and- - It's like a woman with a dirty pussy that bleeds but doesn't die. We need virtue. - The times you get from semen. - That's exactly right. And, Kurt and I, we were in Paris. We ran into each other just by chance. - For different reasons, completely different reasons. - Not really. But then we had a wonderful conversation over a bugette. Wait, what do we, what do they call them over there? It doesn't matter, it's all bread. We had a good conversation. - We had some bread from these people and we were sitting and it was back when they had that beautiful giant butt plug in the town square around Christmas, did you ever see that? - Yep. - Oh my goodness. - Exactly. And, you know, I gotta just say this. Both of us had been misled thinking that certain things happen in the catacombs that don't really happen there. And that's 100% because of misinformation. - We thought there was a collection of jars of dicks of former French first ladies. - Nothing under there, not a single dick in a jar. - And it's in there like Haroldo. - I got lost on that. - Where's the cock? Okay, did we follow some famous, some fart jars? - And look, I'm not here to fucking bash Candace Owens or anything like that, but I just wanna say this. I didn't see one dick in those catacombs and I looked everywhere. Lost two days in the catacombs. I was fucked up when you saw me, right? - He was dehydrated, he needed an immediate cup of logic and, you know, I had to recharge. Let's just leave it that. - We'll just keep it there. - And now, so we realize, you know what? If we don't do something to help society as it goes through, it's struggle with misinformation then what are we even fucking doing on this planet? And we decided that when we got back to the United States, we'd start a podcast, not denying the great mysteries of the world. - Yeah, we just say being positive about it. - But investigating them. - Attitude is not a percent of it. - Your attitude is 90% of it. Everybody will tell you that. - That's right. - From Oprah to the, I don't know, if you've the president of Tanzania. - You ever made your attitude? - Yeah, 100%. - 100%. - Okay, and so, I don't know if you've ever read the secret. I don't. - I live by it. - Oh, I've never read it, but I do know. - Two favorite books, The Secret, 50 Shades of Grey. - Yeah, I was recommended to be by-- - Two wings of a bird. - Orpo Winfrey Freight. - Yeah, that's where I heard it from Oprah. - The great, Orpo Winfrey. And, you know, it's about prosperity. - 100%. - It's about making, it's about 6G, which is coming soon. - Are you talking about 50 Shades of Grey or The Secret? - Oh, you know, they're kind of the same secret. - There you go. - The point is, we're here to gate your fourth eye. - Bingo. We're gonna open it up, decalcify, that calcified, crusty, old, calcified-- - Your fourth eye has been calcified. - Calcified by a variety of things, including fluoride. - We were, I guess is the first episode. - But we are going back in time. - Get over linear time. That should be the first problem. - 100% fucking up your head. - Hold on, it's fucked down. - Are you really gonna let monkey descendants tell you what way time works? It doesn't work the way you think. - It's a, it's a big flat circle is what it is. You heard of Matthew McConaughey. - Ah, yeah, Matthew McConaughey, man. One of the great defining men in my life, basically a father I've never met. - You're not right. - 100% man. A lot of what he taught in his book, Greenlight, is really like, I think it's called Redlight. What's, I'm so sorry, here. - Greenlight? - Yeah, Greenlight. - Oh, so it's not like you have multiple fathers in the story of Goliath. - Well, now that brings up an interesting point. And I think it's a great launching point for our first episode. - Yeah. - Did you know that certain indigenous tribes didn't understand that one giz makes one baby, but they thought that the child was a combination of comes. And so they, like-- - You're talking about the gang-bein tribe of East Berlin. - 100%. (laughing) - 100% yeah, they were from East Berlin. - Or Freddie Krueger, the bastard son of a thousand men. - A hundred comes, a thousand comes. - Well, the Talmud tells us that Goliath, his mother was, oh, I forget her goddamn name, but wait, wait, wait, wait, it's not Oprah, it's-- - Wait, what? - Yeah, you know Goliath from David and Goliath. - Of course. - Oh, no. - His mother was Oprah. - Orpa, her name is Orpa. - Orpa. - Ruthie. - Why is that so much worse than Oprah? - I know, it really is. - Orpa, you put that R in front of the P and it just sucks. It's like a goblin name. - It's just, I mean, it's all the same letters as Oprah. - But just-- - I'm gonna say Oprah, to be honest. - Move that R and it suddenly, it's like-- - Yeah, there you go, look at Orpa. - Wish he dyslexic this bitch, it's Oprah. And she got banged by 100 Philistines to make Goliath. That's why he was so big. - Okay, well there you go. See, they thought that too. They didn't know one come makes one baby. - The Bible itself doesn't name Goliath's mother, but this rabbinic tradition connects her to Ruth's family, explaining the clash as a familial one, which I find very interesting. I don't know what's true in any of it, but-- - Well, I think it's pretty true that it's not, it's not a bunch of, like, it's not many men's jizz that make the child, but one sperm. So, you know, that's the way it works, but the advantage of-- - No one knowing? - No one knowing is you got more dads, and that helps. So, you know, you basically, like, so if one of the dads gets eaten by a tiger, it's just one of your dads. - Dude, did my dad die? We don't know, and I'm gonna choose to stay positive and say, no, I got 99 other living dads. - 100%. - Yeah. - Yes. - Well, that's a great invention of Orpa and the Philistines. Wait, hold on, Chinese, Jade was thought to be the dried semen of a celestial dragon. - Ah, god damn, that's great. - They have hard-- - You know-- - Do you know how horny you have to be to see a piece of Jade and think that is crystal time? - This is amazing, who brought this up? Who just looked this up? - Egyptians, I know what better-- - I've never said that. - Tanner. - Oh, that's what work. - Egyptians believe semen originated from the spinal cord or heart, oh, that makes sense. - Now, do you think that's related to when people measure their dick size and they try to add interdick to it? Like, they count part of their spine to add a couple of-- - You need to add interdict, that usually is-- - Absolutely, it's trying to add a couple of ages. - Add a couple of ages to my dick. - Let's see, in Taoism and Buddhism, semen, jing-- - Jing, I have jing on my face. - Was the v-- oh, boy, and here I am with jing on my face. - Jing on my face again. - Was the vital life essence, its laws-- I can't see if I was gonna-- was seen as depleting energy while retention-- - Soma. - What? - Built immense power, longevity, and even supernatural abilities. - Now, I like this because this, it adds value to jizz. And this shows, like back then, dudes knew how to sell jizz. These days, people don't know. If you tell this story, like, listen, I will come, but I'm gonna lose a lot of vital energy here. So let me put my jing on your face. - I mean, I have to say, I lose a lot of vital energy after a good jing. - A good jing. - Aristotle, you're just a source of nourishment. (laughing) - No. - Oh, no, come on. - No, come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back. Hold on, you didn't read those hints. - I did. - Aristotle viewed it as a source of nourishment. - Virtue and reason. - Oh, wow, he was the real Nick Fuentes of his day. - No, I'm starving. (laughing) God, I'm hungry, I could use a bowl of jizz. - Oh, I'm hungry. - Nostocrystian sex, ingested semen and blood. (laughing) Turn you, Chris. (laughing) - Fuck, that is so crazy to think of it. - The Borborites, note to self, somebody take down. Stay away from the Borborites. - The Borborites had fucked up breath. - One thing we know, we don't know much about them. - Well, we know they had fucked up breath. That's all that. (laughing) - Come and bless them. - So that's the Alistair Crowley thing where he'd make light cakes and it's all out of fluids. - Light cakes, and this translates into the fraternity initiation. I can't remember the name of it. What are they called like elephant biscuits? What? - They're cool. I've heard of oaky cookie. Never seen it. Elephant biscuits, what? - I don't know where I got that from. - Did you make that up? - No, I think I heard it was called elephant biscuits. - I think that's so sinister. 'Cause oaky cookie, you know, it's gonna be something oaky. - Yeah, I don't know. - Elephant biscuits, you're like, what is this? - You're not gonna think, come. - You're like, it's not elephant shit. Don't worry, it's just my jizz. - Either, okay, both names. If someone offers them to me on a platter and I don't know, I'm gonna eat it. Oaky cookie, the first thing I'm gonna go to is not jizz and elephant biscuits. - I'm just gonna think it's a real gross. - Oh, I don't know. - I don't know. - Open the microwave or something and they put a lot of up. - Listen. Now, can you actually please, Google, what happens if you put, come in a microwave? - Oh, no. Oh, this is a forbidden alchemy. In a microwave. These are results for- - So when did it in Smithsonian and you think Smithsonian is not a devil thing? - How does the microwave gizms- - It says, please contact the health desk for additional support. - Okay, guys, can you contact the health desk of some- - Okay, here we go. Putting semen in a microwave will primarily cause it to heat up and cook, killing the sperm cells and likely creating a mess in your appliance. - Microwaves work- - Who said that? - Well, this is the AI. - Oh, wow, I know that AI, thanks. - sperm death. The high temperatures generated in a microwave are lethal to sperm cells. So, okay, potential mess. - Not my sperm. - Lots of viability. - My sperms are like water bears. - But this shows you where we're at today, 'cause the AI thinks that this is gonna damage the viability of your com. We're just wondering, will it make it taste different? (laughing) - I mean, can anything be done about the taste? That's a quiz, because look, you want the, look, I want logic and reason. Right, as the great Aristotle said. - The one? - If that's true Aristotle. Can you go back to Aristotle? I wanna get, I don't wanna put words in, I mean, Lord knows what he puts in his mouth, but I don't wanna put words in his mouth. - The thing is this, I'm, I don't, I'm hesitating here only because like, if I ever jerked off and then like put my finger in my mouth and like, you know what I mean, taste of my own jizz. - I can't say, I know what comes to this. - It gives you Aristotle considered seeming perfect, some linked, a source of virtue. - I just don't get how he attaches virtue to it. - I mean, yo, how come all these chicks I did that with are not wise or more virtuous? - I know, I mean, that's the thing. I think. - You think that all be nuns after I got done? - I think, yeah, at this point, I think we could do a fairly simple study using already existing data to show that come is not giving you more virtue. - I mean, that is a verse. - Or last, or last, I just don't think it's connected. - Wait, let's go to his views on women because I bet you what this is, is. - Wait, I'm sorry, before you do that, can you go back one second? I just need you to read that. Read or as a due of nourishment. Can you read that for me? - Where is it? Okay. Key beliefs about. - How about Simon? - Simon formed from leftover well-digested nutrient that the body didn't use for growth or fat. - So it's specific, like we need special come. Sores of form, it carried the form idose and the Numa, vital spirit breath that shaped. - Okay. - Okay. - I can buy that. - I guess it's kind of poetic, male contribution. The male provided the active principle, formed soul while the female provided the passive, material, menstrual blood. The menstrual blood means you're not making a baby. - These are idiots. - I mean, to this day they love these people. I can't stand platonic platonists, people of Plato. - You know, I hear about Plato all the time. Can I act like I'm a Plato scholar, 'cause I don't wanna seem dumb, but I'm really not. - He was like the king of the elitist liars. And you don't even, let me tell you something. Whenever his philosophy is, we'll never get to know it because he very expressly stated, "Never write your real philosophy down." - What? - Yeah, did you know that? - Yeah, but what was his take on come? - More of it. - What do you think about homosexuality? - Plato's views on homosexuality evolved over his career. - Yeah, I've evolved on that, Duncan. Within early work, he suggested male, male love was a more ideal and pure form of love, is it though? - Particularly when focused on intellectual and spiritual pursuits over physical ones. - Well, that, okay, intellectual pursuits, that's just the mystery boys. That's the other thing, gay about that. That's just the love of the actual, we just wanna learn it. - No, it's the beginning of our career. - These feelings evolve over time. You know, you solve the mystery. Maybe the mystery is your gay. - Wait, we go back and back. His later work, The Laws, takes a more condemnatory stance against homosexual acts, describing him as unholy. If you do it right, am I right, am I right? I legislating against that. - It's okay, so what? - That's what a, that's a true gay action. - We know that something happened to Plato sexually that changed his view, but someone paid him down to art. - Play a beautiful boy. - Much the way, you know, alchabides, the famous Greek. - No. - Do you guys know alchabides? Oh, there it came up, let's see. No, not scape, do you guys know Scabies, the famous philosopher? (laughing) There he is. He was the handsomeist boy. - Beautiful boy. - He was a beautiful boy. And supposedly, he tried to seduce. So back then, there was no such thing as gay, which by the way, that is a marketing term they made up fairly recently. - A marketing term, how's that? It, like nobody called themselves gay back then. I'm just saying the name gay, okay? There's not. That's really just a brand. - And here's how we know that. Can you look up popularity of the name gay? Like naming a person gay. - I think his brand is a gay, and I'll go back. You're talking about. - Gay, like no, there, I don't have old people named gay. There's old people who are named gay, and they don't do, the name gay, peaked in popularity in the US around the 1940s, especially for girls, reaching the top three hundred before declining significantly after the 1960s is the word gay, took on its primary modern meaning related to homosexuality. So there you go, that. - I like Gabriel. I didn't think of Gabriel as being gay. - Gay is short for Gabriel, but I think. - The biggest insane to homosexuality is Gabriel. - Gabriel, Gabriel. - Oh, so like, this is my son. Oh, okay. - Gay, Gabriel. - This is my son, Strait Breel. You're just gay. - Gabriel, yeah, so you could, yeah, exactly. You don't wanna name your kid, Breel, either, 'cause if he's gay, anyway, the point is. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back to that chart. Distribution by race and Hispanic. Oh, there's the bearers of the first name gay. Who fucking wrote this? - Chart. - I bear the name gay. (laughing) - Let's see, you know, very low percentage of American, we're in general asking native name their kid gay. Now, a lot of halfies are 2%, Hispanics 3%, so 3% of Hispanics have the first name gay. 13% of blacks, boy, that's a tough row to hoe, am I right? - No. - Black guy named gay. Can you imagine the overcompensation? - 1% of American Indian or Alaska natives, that's interesting. - Yeah, that's why I said 1% than Asian or Pacific Islander. I would have thought more Asians, because you've been to like China where they take it, you never get to know their real name, 'cause they take an American name. - Right. Yeah, and also, you know, yeah, they do the same thing. - Do you change your names like BB Netanyahu over there? - It's like you get a Chinese tattoo and it says gay, you don't know it says gay. - Well, a friend of mine who taught ESL, English second language there, the students who come with their Western name to be called in class, you have to take Spanish, you had a Spanish name. - Yeah, sure. - Like I was Carlos or something. - I was Carlos. - Really? - Yeah. - Not, what's Duncan's? - My first name's Charles. Middle name Duncan. - They have no equivalent to Kurt I guess there, but he said the funniest one he ever heard of a student taking a name. And my ex-girlfriend who taught ESL had this too, like when kid was named ball, B-A-L-L. And she would laugh, 'cause like the kid, like how to measure is like ball is here. You know how they're like their language difference? It sounds funny one guy's name shit. He knew a guy name shit Shit in China. That was his Western name. He took with shit, but he didn't know he just thought it sounded cool I mean, how do you say shit in Chinese? No, he was the shit Yeah, I mean it's that but he probably probably just sounds cool. How do you say shit in Chinese? Did you guys might Google in that real quick? Yeah, I know how to say thank you Lashie see that sounds pretty Lashie It's very close to shit. Lashie should to take it as a name. It sounds beautiful. I mean if I didn't know it meant shit I would name a dog that Lashie that it gets nice, so Lashie Lashie In my have you ever heard the poetry of um Lashie Chinese people pronouncing things in China. No There's this wonderful. I'm gonna get it right now and send it over to them to show us because it's I believe it's an engine factory Ah, yes, I love her. Yeah, bring her up. This is incredible by the way Yeah, do you know that yeah Chinese engine factory? Oh my it's on Instagram for sure But it's it's amazing. Oh Yes, this is incredible Your old to pass you can't find the name. She's hard This is a different one that I saw. This is the one I've seen herself so many times I'm gonna hear more about the factory. Look at all this. There's a better one where she says factory way more come by my engine. That's it Wait, oh, they're beautiful ladies. I know. Oh my goodness Crank that shit I want you to take a lot of him. She's not as talented. I can't remember you. Okay I'm gonna get off the topic about the engine. Can you use play it from the beginning though? Because I see you're saying the way she says factory Where are the engines behind her? The train if you need the many engines you can tell me I want you to take a lot of engines And I can remember you They are comfortably and very perfect team I want you to come and get today Many engines in my second train So cool. I mean, this is the most beautiful apocalypse. You got to admit it right? Like the way the world is trying to have flying cars Yeah, I know, but it's once you get women is standing among abandoned in engines singing songs and broken English That's that's the pre-flood stuff. They were doing that right before the god flooded this shirt. I believe Aristotle probably saying that same song, but man something different Okay, we'll do a book swap right? Yeah, I don't know. We brought some books actually this we coincidentally I actually brought a book to show you and then you brought one to show me we've been doing that But look this you want to start with your book and we start my book. Oh tell me yours first because I have an interesting thing Okay, tell me yours first because all this isn't just for Kurt this is for everybody If you're looking for a great Christmas gift You know, nobody wants a Bible for Christmas if you ever got a Bible as a gift For Christmas. Yeah, no, I was your I was joeva witness. We didn't do oh, you didn't do Pagan holiday now the Bibles are bad actually got a very nice Bible once I think you should have to pay for it I feel like I should just get one. What do you mean a Bible? I don't think you should have to pay for it. They should be free Yeah, like you know, we're free at joeva witnesses would say what you will about him. You got you get one Bibles are expensive Well, uh, it was a donation basis I don't know. I don't know who was living rich off of the religion. I never saw anybody doing that But you know, it's own issues trust me on that but the Bibles were free Well, I guess they're free if you state a Bible sales are way up right now I believe it and people say that as it's like it's a positive sign Which is insane because if you read it if you read it That's not really what it's about commerce of selling Bibles It's kind of the exact opposite That Bible sales go up with the cost of toilet paper Is out of fact you're just saying a crude joke That wasn't crude. It's because the paper and Bibles is like closer to No, I meant because I thought you were talking about toilet paper USA for the Charlie Kirk thing TP USA I thought you were making a tasteless joke about it now it's not the time I would never make a joke about Operation turning point. Okay, because I saw a furry. That would be so taken. I saw a furry kill him And a leftist and I choose to believe the FBI. I don't understand why if that was truly a furry. Why didn't they get in the furry outfit Because no commitment. He got into it after We went to that house owned by Palantir after Now the book snuck in How shown by Palantir. Hey, look. This is a world of many Synchronicities that go incidents. Yeah, it brings me to this wonderful book By the publisher scholar select This is a book by Arthur Edward wait and it's called the book of black magic and packs. Yes, and so who is that guy? Arthur Edward wait. I have no Arthur Edward Edward wait most people are familiar with him because of the Rider wait tarot deck. What? Oh, he made a tarot deck. He made a tarot deck. Could you why is he's different? What? Why is his tarot deck? He just took off. It got popular. It's most tarot decks have the same stuff There he is Arthur Edward. Oh, he's got a pipe. He gets it. Yeah British poet. I don't know. He's a poet and a mystic Oh, wow, both. He was a free Mason as well as being a member of the Societies rose accrucianita. Oh, that's really a great son. He's in a lot of all my goodness So he drank his own pee for sure. He was in a lot of clubs You know what the golden dawn is it's your morning pee you told me that and it makes the name a lot less Mystical from that person You know what I mean like mystery saw he had before that before you told me that was like man That is a cool name and now it's gonna be a golden dawn. We'll all be drinking our pee Golden dawn. Oh, so he was in all the things It seems like you shouldn't be allowed to be all of these things You have to be if you if you weren't just one of them Let's say you're like I'm the highest level free Mason and you just that you ain't shit I know but people that are successful are in multiple groups circles within circles the way the city of Poseidia was set up really circles within circles and the reason is Same reason Andrew Tate's amazing man. What is it called man school or something? Tate school Does he have a man school or like he has a mystery school? He doesn't call it a mystery school. There's no way Andrew Tate calls it a mystery school. No, he's not the power behind the throne Um, well, there's Tate University the real world. He does not have Tate join the real world. Is this his fucking what? Okay, so I think I think they've split up since then we'll get into this in a second Because we had to give the books, but don't worry. We'll get into this Um, so this guy wait hold on the rectified order of RR at AC I'm sorry. I'm just horrified by that Disguided in 1914. I wonder why probably the first world war Weight was interested in the higher grades of free Masonry and so initiation and the craft Masonry. Yes. Oh, that's fun The main thing is this dude was always in meetings and that makes me the night's temple are Well, this guy is a successful man. This is a real successful guy. He's in all the fucking things He's in a lot of clubs Directified Scottish right. I wonder what that Uh Is a Christian Masonic right with a long and complex history. It was founded in 1778 at the Convent of Leone in France Oh, that's under the leadership. Well, that's a really good sign French Masonry even Freemasons will tell you the Freemasonry they respect and don't And don't aren't suspicious of the most is the French kind. Oh, no. Yeah, that's the They would never like blame all the bad shit you ever heard on the French Branch of it, but don't you know when someone's in okay, let's pretend it's not a law if it's not in a cult club But if you know someone who's in a lot of clubs, aren't you a little suspicious of them just from being in clubs? Isn't it weird to be in clubs? No, because I feel like if you're suspicious of that It's somehow anti-Semitic. Are you in a club? Oh, several come on. It's for real. I'm serious question. Are you going to play clubs across the country? No, I don't mean you play clubs. I mean, I'll return us a fraternal leader. Are you in any kind of club? Well, if I were I probably wouldn't be able to talk about it So you're you're not you I just can't nobody wants me. I want to be all the thing. I can be neither I want you to buy me all. Oh, why? Because I'm a loose cannon. I want to be a Mason-ask-a-mason. I've asked many Masons. They're all like they never call me back. The book of a cult in black magic, this has got like a bunch of great rituals here and a lot of great ways that you can summon various entities. - Which entities could I summon? - Here we have, these are actually talismans. Let me see. - Go to personal life, we go back to personal life. - Is that his girlfriend? - Uh, I don't know. - Pamela Coleman Smith, let's pull her up. - So this, you've heard of the-- - She is a don't, now that's my type. - What? - His girlfriend, she's-- - A lot of fabric. - No, it's the look. She's got that special look. - Great cheeks. - Down syndrome. - She seems, (laughing) she seems fun. - We've got great cheeks. I don't know, I gotta-- - She was in an issue of the Craftsman magazine, the Freemason magazine, and another sign of a diamond. - She's wearing Jamaican shit. - I think she was Jamaican. - She went to Pratt. By the way, art schools and art colonies, if you're wondering where all the darkest shit happens, you could go look, check there first. - What the fuck, Pratt has been around since 18? - Mm-hmm. - Wow. - Have you heard of Brandy's Adrozeny? - No. - NBC misinformation expert? - Oh wait, that's her painting, a deity of sorts. - Yeah. - Horonzi. Anonzi. - Anonzi? Oh, Anonzi, the African spider god? - Wow. - Anonzi, that's what that is. Oh, Jamaican, she was in Jamaica a lot. So Anonzi is like the one, it's like a plotting spider god. And I think a lot of slaves got into it. And it's in that show, American gods, the guy from Mad TV portrays Anonzi. - Well, this book is, honestly, I don't know if it's good or not, because I ordered it. And then it just creeped me out and I didn't read it. But I don't know why I ordered it, honestly, but there's our old friend. - Who's that lady Gaga? - That's lady Gaga. This is, or somehow related to her. - Yeah, looks like a hulk or the joke. - It's a call out to lady. - Looks like the kind of chick's Joe D'Aros is deeply into if you catch my drift. - Okay, here it is. - It's Dick and a Goathead, that's Joe's favorite. - Here you go. This is some seals of the spirits here. We've got the seal of Mduciar. Mducius, Mducius is a great duke. - Should I even be taking this into my house? - First like a unicorn, but we'll stand it. No, this is hilarious. - And you're trying to get rid of this book as it brought you nothing, because it's like a black magic thing. - No! - No, no, no, no, no. - Is that what it says? - I think it says black magic. - You just trust me. I just, it would be great if you would take it. Mducius a great duke comes first like a unicorn, but we'll stand up a request in human shape, causing all manner of musical instruments to be heard, but we're not seeing. He makes trees fall at the will of the operator and gives excellent familiars. - This should become a book burning, is what's happening. - No, no, no, no, no, no. I think you'll get a lot of good stuff out of that. - Just let it down, just shut it down. - Would you just take it? Thank you, God, thank you, God, thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus, thank you, Jesus. - Why do people think that the free maces are into something weird and these other groups are weird when they're great authors, right, great books. - Well, I mean, it's the, look at the publisher. - Who's the publisher? - Skull, oh, boy, when you see those laurels, you know it's fine, it's academic, scholar select. - So he's great book. - His tarot cards. - I think that illuminated card game that people think prophesies, all kinds of shit. - It did. - I think it's just a redone tarot. - But for real, I mean, don't you find some of those cards to be ridiculously accurate, you took the book. - Oh my God, boy, Mule Nair was incredibly light falling on the ground. Mule, I mean, I easily can pick it up because I preside over this chord. - Let me try to pick it up. Let me try to pick it up. - Go ahead. - Yeah, it's 'cause you were touching that dirty book. - It's so weird. - Gotta be worthy. - Was that magnets? - Probably. This is Twilight Language by Michael Hoffman. So when you told me you had that book, he mentions the Thomas Weight. I was like, I just heard this guy Thomas Weight. I just heard of him, 'cause I read it in Twilight Language. - No shit. - That's because his tarot, the card, the tower. - Yes. - You know, the twin towers, and it's actually, et cetera. So, I mean, spoiler alert, all the things that have ever happened, these freaks have planned out and they put it in tarot chords and other stupid shit. And this guy, I believe coined the phrase the revelation of the method. - What? - So, revelation of method means that they, if they, like an iTunes agreement, you know, an iTunes, you just like click a grid and you didn't read it. - Yeah, never. It can make you into a human centipede like in South Park. - You have no idea what you're, and they're so long, the terms of service. - So because, and this is true, dude, I don't know why, but aliens and demons and whatever else people say are very legalistic entities. And they have to respect contracts for some reason. I don't understand this. But all the non-human intelligences, there's something contractual with them. - Right, right. - So, because of, they, and I'm not telling you that, I think there's true, I'm just saying this is the belief system. Your comic retribution for what you've done, you know, like you cause an effect of you doing things, they feel like if they, even if they tricked you, if they kind of told you what was gonna happen. - Yeah, right. - I mean, this kind of goes back to the Garden of Eden story, doesn't it, of Satan's like, I didn't lie, or the snake, excuse me, not Satan. - Okay, here's what. - No, Ash says, you won't die. You will be like, God in whatever, but then you do die. And he's like, but I didn't, what I said was. - Right. - It was like real contract shit, you know? - Because I think, I think if I were in some kind of oluminonny organization controlling everything, but was still human, I wouldn't want to feel guilt. Isn't it a way to sort of abnegate a sense of being a monster as piece of shit? Which is like, you should have read the fine print. Like, it's right there in front of you. It's not my fault. You still have freedom. - Well, also, you ever hear stories of like child soldiers in Africa when they kidnap kids from their family in Liberia and in, I can't remember the, it happens a lot. And they would make them kill their parents and smile while they do it. - I did not hear that. - It's horrible. Now, what you know, everything, every atrocity have ever heard in Africa or Mexico. If you think your white leaders aren't engaging that you are a fucking, you're dumb. You think your good white leaders don't do all the things that all the brownies do. - What do you mean like this? - Like cannibalism, like forcing children to do horrific things. People that will think it's a conspiracy to say any of your leaders here did that. Even though they're all demonstrably mass murderers by every definition. But I'm sure they wouldn't drink a baby in the woods. They just kill half a million people in some other country. - Right, well, I mean, yeah. Because the difference, I guess the reason we think that our leaders aren't child sacrificing sorcerers is because we accidentally kill kids. It's when, you know, quote actually that. - Right. - But, I mean, - So that the human sacrifice, as long as it's actually dead. - We might draft your kid to go die in some fucking war that we lose, but I didn't sacrifice your kid. - No, I know, it's, I mean, it's clearly a human sacrifice ritual. You're converting, you're converting human life into money because those bombs cost X amount of money and the money goes down. - And then I'll bury them in a fucking really honorable like cemetery. You can be proud that you sacrificed your child to the land of the Plume Serpent, AK, Amuraka. - Yeah, there you go. And everyone is, like, it's like, you know, you judge the Mayans, was it the Mayans or the Incas, the Mayans or the ones who did that? - Well, the Incas are the ones that, our leaders are, you know, we're named after the Incagod. We're not named after our Mexican God. We're named after Amaru. - Can we pull up Amaru, please? - Yeah, and don't ask me how to spell it 'cause I don't know. - Probably like it sounds, A-M-I-R-U. - Amaru, Amuru, I think it's a U. - Amaru. - Amaru. - There he is right there. The Plume Serpent. Look at that, Kymaraka. - Amuraka. Amuraka. - Mm-hmm. - Can we look up what they say America's named after? Where the fuck did we get the name America? - Well, they will tell you that it's named after Amerigo Vespucci, which is not true. He changed his name to match that God. - Amerigo Vespucci. - Mm-hmm. - And then look up-- - Can we go back to Latinizing his name? A German map maker, this is already not good. German magmager first used America, Latinizing Vespucci's first name, blah, blah. What a, what a crock of shit. - I'll tell you the real crock of shit just 'cause you like stumble upon a con that you get to name it. That's a crock of shit. - They didn't, well, they didn't. It's named after Amaru. And so think of the indigenous people who are worshiping these gods that were then supplanted. - By Europeans. - By Europeans who also secretly worship the same God and that God sells the indigenous people out to the, well, they call them Indo Arians now, but it's Arians, it's all Atlanta's shit. So all that serpent shit all around the world and all the dragon shit that everybody has for some reason. And by the way, dinosaurs have what now? Oh, feathers. Like a plume serpent. - Plume serpent, yeah, that's right. And so around the world you ubiquitous and then Arthur King Arthur Penn Dragon is the son of the dragon, right? - Right. - Supposedly the Roth child main guy, that he goes by the name of the Pindar, which means the penis of the dragon. - Why would you pick that of all the parts of the dragon? dragon because remember that semen crap we just read yeah um so all our medicine is using your body as a medium to create antibodies so I take you and put poison in you then I harvest your fluid to make yours while you fuck it and suffer right that's how medicine started and uh I came up gailin all medicine was based on this guy gailin who's a pagan and it just think of it the same as the experiments the Japanese or the Nazis did or America did worse than both the Japanese and the Nazis eating give a fuck cuz you fucking pagan and everything's big and that's why all this creepy shit with your fluid like you eat a cake light cakes and it's made out of whatever you mean elephant biscuits yeah that's why they're like that it's finition medicine so so and the who are the finitions are those pirates that our system of writing comes from yeah and uh and gailin Maxwell said I'm a citizen of terramar aka earth sea because the breakway civilization is at sea it's trade it's good it's really yeah right right and that's so okay maybe you can help me out with this one so this is the idea that much of what we call law in america it's from maritime law that it's some kind of pirate law that we're doing here like if you go in america it'll play any places called a census designated town which means they don't have normal laws that's where you're gonna find a lot of your fucking whack-a-doo cults especially rose accruciant ones I found this out from Blair White who did my show dirt with Kirk whose real name is Blair Russell okay and whose family invented your hovers witnesses wow okay her family are left-hand path rose accruciants wow creepy motherfuckers this kind of guy motherfuckers and um your final initiation is to invent a religion or cult let's say because you're gonna start out as a cult it's so cool and yeah and that's what they all do and Andrew Tate is a a cultist thank you yeah for bringing us back to Andrew Tate can we pull up that website again because this is something you told me so we started and this is there's one matter that repeats throughout history nonstop he has his own fucking wizard named Iggy Semmel vice Semmel wise and what did you call those court magicians like that's his murder John D can you we pull up Iggy Semmel wise yeah here we go this shit is crazy I have no idea about it look at this uh Semmel is SCSM yeah it's that's how you spell it that's Andrew Tate that's one of the nicer pictures of him usually he's dressed in a Chinese shirt and Fedora can we please find that oh my god so Andrew Tate when he first look pull up the one oh my god that's his fucking hold that's his Rasputin that's exactly it looks like Rasputin pull up but can we pull up a picture of Rasputin why do they all look like that because they're all close up magic guys so remember okay can we do a side by side comparison of these two because this is fucking crazy out but what was Rasputin's big dad is what the fuck well yeah right is that right yeah what the fuck a lot of Jews are Russian can we pull up Rasputin's penis in a jar oh yeah I mean just as a side note did they leave that he had a huge cock in Rasputin big enough they put it in a fucking jar oh wow talk about an elephant biscuit look at that that is a crazy day that's more than the biscuit you don't need to put his picture next to his god he's not kind of he looks like that's the same look I would like when I die put my picture next to my cock he looks horrible in that picture though but yeah that's definitely the look he would have he's got kind of a small helmet this fucking goofy dude holding a dick can we okay let's go back because I think this is really I heard that's actually McCroon's wife's penis okay wait I don't want to be killed by the French Legionnaires so okay they don't talk about too much they'll send them out after you okay so this is interesting let's pull this guy up because I'm very curious what I know it is no I know I remember the pickup artist deal yes do you remember mystery that's mystery no it's no but you remember mystery how did mystery dress like a fucking jaghove no they call it peacocking that's right that's his peacocking there's books and it's called the structure of magic is a book and it's a psychology book but who is this guy's oh there's mystery right the fucking had does that really get you does that actually work you know i was the crowd you dress up like a fucking jerk off I think I got a cowboy I'm wearing god damn bono blue blockers with cowboy hat it's because I get laid hard it's so sad if the history of occultism is just peacocking to get people to drink your calm that's exactly you couldn't have summed it up better you summed it up I would say don't get most depressing thing ever because you don't understand that how sacred that's why you're not allowed to eat blood in the bible it's just horny dudes trying to come up with reasons to eat their chips except not uh elrond Hubbard his cult did not become a sex cult you know they have right for the abuses the cult did not itself become a sex right why I don't know I erin from a a run that he's got a good channel he's from the seawork and you know when someone's in the cult they can really tell you stuff you didn't understand yeah he told me all this interesting shit and it blew my mind like that's right whatever you say about Scientology it's not at the end of the day it's not a sex cult can we pull up sex in Scientology because I had something you never hear about well I mean except for Danny master but again Scientology even though we allowed it because they let the celebrities do whatever okay it's not the official thing where it's cool as opposed to nexium so nexium is a similar group you've got your circles within circles yeah right there's the outer one we threw an eerie yeah and you just give so you have the outer circle we just pay him money to go to his retard class then there's the inner circle which is what that girl from a small village in where he got you up at three to walk in deep throat him right I got got you I got you he went right to a deep throat thing well but this is like you know I think if you're trying to sell a cult you must applaud Scientology for having strict monogamy as part of the cult because you know one of the ways that I think people get drawn into cults is you start getting your dick sucked well here's the thing they're cult of celebrity that they allowed it means the monogamy thing means nothing that guy Danny Masterson son of the master Danny Balson he was being nonstop he's in prison for it now do you know what it would take he must have been so out of control for them to even let him be prosecuted Danny Masterson you don't know about this no he just went to prison for he from that you never heard this no we don't allow I take it to pay do I have to appeal like a resource today so it's fucking white clause they run through me like lightning baby usually we get through the whole thing no man I have that happen it's just part of having an older boy I gotta go make yellow claw go make go you'll make I gotta go make what's called a sacred star what is it what's like the alzacrali name for some dudes piss golden dawn sunjuice I have to make oh yeah sun juice the juice of a palm don't make the solar rays oh my god so this is the twilight language by Michael Hoffman who has been condemned by the ADL so you know it's good holy fuck you get fuck the ADL you know that well I'm not gonna put a code of ADL's okay that's one of the most disgusting organizations ever existed and their spies their trade I mean they literally in the 90s were spying on America they don't like Miss Rachel that says it all yeah because Miss Rachel said what don't starve kids she got the top ten anti-semites of the year my kids not even like a bunch of people that are literal so not ISIS what not like Al-Qaeda no can we pull up a picture of not Hamas she beat Hamas as anti-semites I really feel like like you can't just they gain nothing from this oh I say you guys need to be way more pushy I have issues with Miss Rachel but it's nothing to do with her she's not hot enough no her husband kind of gives me the creeps I'm just gonna leave it at that okay she belongs with someone better she's the number one anti-semite she's on the list I mean when I was a kid we had but no thanks to Miss Rachel's husband my kids love your work Miss Rachel I just feel like in another like Aaron Crusoe yeah whatever it doesn't matter she just loves kid she has this great kid show the great book I'm pooping she's great and she said I'm just saying if we're gonna fuck up the term anti-semite let's attach it to this lady who sings you are my sunshine to kids wait um Miss Rachel what did she say that she was against she doesn't well she's against that she as she as she has kids I think who have been wounded in Palestine on her show kids love Miss Rachel I'm just saying if you want to back up maybe not trusting the ADL take a look just like what you're saying you've got literal fucking like alkaida people you can't look at her the leader of ISIS and alkaida was in the white house shaking hands with Trump just you know I don't know why nobody remembers this I saw that like you worried about you're worried about this the muppets fucking wiker together muppets Nazis do you want to ruin the term anti-semite attach it to Miss okay we just pull up a YouTube miss Rachel can I ruin the term anti-semite by the way is not a genetic thing it's a group of languages so Arabs are all semites so you know you sound like the leader of my militia, can you pull up? - Hamas, oh the barrelman, we guard the white guy in the cracker barrel. Is that what he's talking about? Stand by, stand proud, the barrelman. That's the one I'm in. - A barrelman. - What if they come for Herschel again? - What? - The guy from cracker barrel, the guy in the side. - That's his name Herschel? - I know, he even, he's a goddamn Jew. (laughs) - All right, can we please just, can we do a power cleanse or just a quick Miss Rachel? Just like one, everyone to see, this is an ADL called the anti-Semite of the year. Like there's 10 anti-Semites, Miss Rachel made it on here. - Even Candizoans, who thinks that Israel killed, Charlie Kirk and I agree that they did, is not up there. - Baby and toddler learning, this is from their perspective, that's not, I'm saying the top 10. - You think that they're being sincere about this? - Mama. - Okay, I can. - I mean, are you serious? - I don't wanna hear this Nazi trash, please. - People have been shooting a fucking synagogue, so you're gonna say it, Miss, we're luck. - Let's put your stuff in on your nose. - Who's this lady? - I don't know. - I don't know. - Okay, whoever's playing it tall, I don't wanna be a Miss Rachel. - I'm sure there's things you could lay for Miss Rachel. - Go back to the guitar player. Now that, this chick playing guitar, if she does indeed identify as a chick. - I don't think so. - She's free to rehab my pit bull anytime, but I don't wanna talk to my kids. - I, I, I, I, I, I, - I don't want her eating disorder. - I don't know the same way. - But beautiful work with my dog, Lesbians, and okay, wait, wait, wait. So. - The point is, you can't, don't attack Miss fucking Rachel. It's like they have to live beyond a list. - Here's what you need to understand. The thing that, what did she say that was wrong? Do you wanna find out what it was? - What did Miss Rachel say this time? - What did Miss Rachel say? And it's gonna be real mild, I bet. - She stands against all forms of hate, including anti-Semitism and cares deeply for all children. But what is the, - That's, that's the AI, that's, that's what happens when you have like good PR people. - I care deeply about, let's see. - I can't read that. - Okay, go up, okay. - I care deeply for-- - Stop anti-Semitism's targeting. She's the anti-Semitism out of the week. - Oh, to do a fundraiser for children who are currently starving to have no food or water who are being killed as humans. - So that's her anti-Semitism. - She did a fundraiser for Palestinian kids. - So, as you know-- - What a fucking monster. - What a piece of shit. - Basically, can we pull up a picture? - But this is, yo, so look, this is an important thing. - What the fuck? - So why would they go at, so you're noticing it, why would they go after her and not someone who's very anti-Semitic as the top anti-Semite? - I have no idea. - I'll tell you why. Because anti-Semitism is literally a fuel source for the modern state of Israel. They need that. If anti-Semitism dies down, there is no justification left for its existence. Their entire existence rests on two things. 70% the Bible, which is kind of weird for Bill Maher to be that into it, considering it's a Bible thing. And the other 30% is, it keeps Jews safe, which I don't know what history you saw, but no, don't. So that's why you go after someone saying something reasonable instead of someone who actually does hate Jews. Because what she did was dangerous. Your kids love it. All she said was don't starve kids. - Not so much anymore. They're more in a macro. - Well, so Palantir, friend of the show. Well, friend of Duncan's, they don't talk to me even though I would love to. - Dude, I could totally connect you guys. - I would love to talk to Palantir. - They're a big fan, man. - Yeah, and find out what they're about. Oh, there's the, here's Saul Rheumon, extending his righteous fingers over the Palantir, which is kind of a magic bowling ball that can tell you, it's a magical scrying device. I mean, all bowling balls are deeply occulted, and. - Now, two great men started Palantir. We all know about Peter Tiel, but I don't know if as many people know about Alexi Karp. - Is Alexi Karp the one that got busted in France? And he made not signal, but, put Alexi Karp. - That's a different one. - Alex Karp. - Alex Karp. - No, when you get to know him, you call him Alexi. - That's like a longer name than his. - He just likes being called Alexi, or Alexi. - Yeah, let's just get the elephant out of the room. - Let's get the elephant biscuit in the room addressed. - Okay, what? - Why is it hair like that? He's both Jewish and black. - I don't know, I do my hair like that, if it would grow like that, it's cool. - It's a Jew-fro, that's also a. - It's fucking cool. - A fro. - Cool fro. - My hair was never as good as his hair, by the way. - By the way, dude, if you can get those nice curls, just do it. - Anyway, he did a fucking presentation recently. - Now worth 16.4 billion dollars. - Oh, only a middle class. - Okay, let's look at his. Oh, he's kind of a fucking young. - He's a great public speaker, let's go. - He's kind of an underdog, really. - He's a great public speaker, let's pull up. I was showing you this, man, just 'cause like he wanted me to just sort of say, like hiding you. - Okay, let's check this out. - There's all movements on stage, but he took a movement class, I bet. Let's play some more. - I just don't like, everyone is attacking this great man. - When we began talking, annoying each other 10 years ago. Hopefully I'm annoying you as much as 10 years ago. - Or more. When I made a. - See, you know him so he. - Every decision, pound your meat. FTAs. - Can you see him trying to explain to you, dude? - Building products, no one can enter price. - What am I? I had a couple of clause, what? - Look, he got a hold of it for a second. I've been there, he's riding the fucking wave. It's common though. Another wave is common, I bet you. - That AI models would actually be. - I know, that's like, that's when the Adderock kicks in. - Every single. - Well, I've taken every kind of children's - Winstone's meth, such as Adderoll, Ritalin, Vivance, that ain't just Adderoll. - Well, let's. Okay, dude. - People who say that are like, they have never done amphetamines like that. - And this is where we want to involve the mystery boys audience. - This is the mystery for today. - And we will bring this back up. We, you know. - I know everybody in this sound booth, I want to know what their guess is. - Absolutely, what is Alex on now? - He's a Lexi Carp on, what would you say? Alex Carp, Alex from. - Yeah. - Alex from Normies. - God, you got any theories? Let's ask the sound booth. - I think he micro-dose some shrooms and maybe took some Adderoll. - Okay. - Okay, mediums Adderoll. - Shrooms Adderoll. - What else we got? - I mean, I'd also say a mixture of like amphetamine salts, maybe did a little line as well. - You think Adderoll and cocaine? - Yeah, I mean, I'm on Adderoll right now and I'm not like that. - Yeah, I mean. - Okay, but let me ask you this. If you, what, if it's not too much information, what's your dosage? - I'm on 25 milligrams extended release. - That is not a small dose. - No, it's not. - Let's imagine you were on 50 milligrams. - That's a small dose. - Okay, imagine 50 milligrams. - The other dude was on 80 milligrams as a child on XRs. - You were on 80 fucking milligrams. - Dude, I know that's true because a good friend of mine, when he was a kid, they put him on that much. - Yeah, he had it in two forties a day. - Can you imagine, can you imagine being a little kid, holding that much Adderoll? - I wanna feel that. What does that feel like? - It feels like meth. - You know, I've done. - What does it feel like, dude? - I don't know what meth feels like, I felt like there was needles everywhere, but like good needles, if that makes sense. - That's a good description. - Oh, now I do wanna try it. - All right, so, but you texted me your theory on it, and I think you're there. - I'm gonna say, okay, it's either, so remember the FTX kid was on something called M-SAM, which was I think like a ProVigil. Now, have you ever done ProVigil? Obama pills? - I've done ProVigil. - There's one called NewVigil. - Well, here's the thing, you have to use the sparingly, I got it from a doctor. - I didn't use the sparingly, I used it to get high, and I fucking hated it. - It's not for getting high, it's almost like to just make everything click. - Yeah, you don't get a nice rush out of that. - It's an anti-narculepsy drug. So it doesn't work the way an amphetamine does. - They give it to fighter pilots. - Right, so Obama was taking it, but there's a newer one, and the kid from FTX was on something that was called M-SAM, which does kind of ProVigil, but I think it makes you allergic to meat, much like that new tick bite. - M-SAM, can we pull that up? That's not-- - Sam with an M, M-SAM. - A speed that makes you allergic to meat? - Yeah. - Ugh. What's the drug? M-S-A-M. - Is it, this sounds like something you can get online. - M-SAM patch, M-SAM patch. You saw that? - Ugh, patch, ugh. - Let's see here. M-SAM patch, a prescription monoamine oxidase inhibitor, M-A-O, use of the treatment of major depressive disorder. Okay. One daily skimpatch designed to deliver medication continuously through the skin, avoiding the digestive system's black, gross. Fucking gross, you think he's on M-SAM? - Well, F, okay, I'm just saying the FTX said, have you ever heard of M-SAM? - No. - So it's this bizarre thing that was supposed to help him focus, but it also makes you allergic to like meat and cheese, so you have to be a fucking vegan. That is so weird. - Yeah, it is, isn't it? I don't know if it, yeah. - Does not cause a meat allergy in the traditional, but it can cause a dangerous reaction to certain foods, including age, your fermenting meats, do it a build-up of the substance called tyramine. Your reaction is a medical emergency known as hyper-tensive crisis, gross. - Yeah, and so sausage or more. So you can't eat a towel, you know more. That's funny. There's nothing a diggo he's on. - Look, I'm gonna go, if I have to guess what drug he's on, and maybe I'm just saying-- - Live ants? The way better. - I don't think it's live ants. I'm gonna go with-- - Mixed with. - I'm going basic bitch. I think he is on some, and you texted me this, so I think you're right. It's some new topic we don't know about yet. Mixed in with Adderall. It's definitely some kind of infetamin. It might not be anything we know about it. I could just be classic meth. I'm not going below. I'm not going cocaine, 'cause-- - Why? - I don't see people on blow jiggling like that. - But he's bouncing up and down as if he had boofed it. - I don't feel he might have boofed it, but this is my theory. He timed out whatever the speed is to match the talk. So it's hitting right as the talk starts. That's right. - I would have to concur with that, 'cause-- - That's what's going on there, and he's getting that first burst. - Somebody who's a control freak, he's gonna be like, "I'm gonna time this perfectly." - 100%, like anyone who's like an expert drug taker knows how to like time the, like the come on for like things like that. So if I'm rolling the dice, it's definitely an amphetamine. I don't know what kind, and it hits super hard in the beginning, and then he pulled it together. Now, as a, like to dive-- - His asshole was puckering up. - Did, for sure. Now to dive into history, let's pull up Adolf Hitler. - I'll pull that up now. - Let's see, here we go. - Look at that. Now, he is high as fuck. - Let's fucking go. Look at him, he's going, let's go. - And let's go back to the original Alex Carp video, 'cause you see that kind of similar-- - He's still-- - He began talking, annoying each other, 10 years ago. - I mean, Hitler was-- - It's that problem with the chair. It's like, look, he literally did that bounce. - Hitler was doing it. - Hitler kept to get together better. - You are being bolted with so much electricity, no neurological electricity that you, like, Hitler knew that he had to, like-- - Look at him, just tweaking, he was like-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like 10 years ago. - Now, here's where it gets interesting. This is what we were talking about before, and we're talking about court wizards in Andrew Tate. Hitler had a famous doctor. Can we pull up Hitler's doctor? - He's a fat doctor who smokes cigarettes, which is the best kind to-- - Adolf Hitler's personal physician, who administered various injections, including forms of meth and strong opiates, was Dr. Theodore Morrell. Now this, what you're pointing out with the Andrew Tate. - It's a special vitamin, so that's what JFK had a guy they called Dr. Field Good. - Can we pull up JFK's doctor? - JFK doctor Field Good, and he had a special vitamin mixture. - 'Cause here's where it gets interesting, and your Andrew Tate thing is fascinating. All these people who rise to some kind of prominence, inevitably have a wizard behind them, whether it's a doctor, a philosopher. - Call the handler. - A handler, and that is so curious to me, but let's pull up JFK's doctor. A lot of MK Monarch victims will tell you about having someone who's usually a relative. I tell everybody to look up JRSuiteMormonMonarch.org because his uncle Gail or something was his handler, and Gail had a CIA kit of different chemicals he would mix. - Oh God, I want one. - So, and Kathy O'Brien also talks about this. There's a drug that they would give her that they used to give to NASA astronauts that's called Tranquility. I don't know what the drug is. They called it Tranquility. But these guys could mix this shit up. So this is like a little alchemy set, with wizards making potions. - They would literally make the drug. - JRSuiteMormon, his uncle would give him this drug, and he would say with drugs, he liked the best that gave you the best feeling. Someone would make you just numb to shit. Someone would make you excited. Someone would make you, I mean, it's like a go-ask Alice song, you know? One pill makes you like a. - One pill makes you like a. - The CIA extensively, as you know, the hippies were the most extensive mass drug study ever done on humans probably. - Yeah, absolutely. - And it wasn't the LSD. The LSD probably backfired a bit. - 100% it did. - That's why they had to murder John Lennon, I think, 'cause his handler, Yoko Ono, who's from a prominent oil family from Japan, who he was paired with, by fucking probably Tavistok, and in his own head, he felt what? - What a terrible handler to get. - Yoko Ono? - Everybody else is getting these doctors whipping up, like incredible job, but you get fucking Yoko Ono. - Yeah, I checked that fucking Yoko Ono. - Just ruins everything. - Oh, that is bad luck. - Oh my God, not even a Kyoto 5. - Oh, just fucking Yoko. Can you play that time, Yoko Ono, ruin the John Lennon song for people who've never seen this? - Yeah, with Chuck Berry. - 'Cause I used to try to give her a pass until I saw this, and then I just. - Well, she is the patron saint of chicks that come into a thing that's established and ruin it. ♪ I am lost half of my hope ♪ - Okay, that is the classic archetype for what? - Chuck Berry. Now, this guy, Chuck Berry's an old pervert that uses toilet cams on people. And his famous video, "Hey, baby, kiss it." Do you remember South Park when Sanzad has a kiss, Jesse Jackson's ass? - No, I never saw that, but that's incredible. - Because he's on Jeopardy, and they go, "These annoy you." And it was like, N-A, something, it was N-G-G, and he was like, "I know it, but. " - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. - And the answer was Nagger, but he said, - No, I know, I know, I know, that was, yes. - I know. - He was annoying you. - Yeah, yeah, it was amazing. - Fucking, right. - And then, Jesse Jackson pulls his pants down, and he goes, "Kiss it, kiss it." Now, what they're doing a joke on, I didn't know this at the time, but the Chuck Berry home porno, he made. There's some, and they're funny as shit because it's from like the late 80s or mid 80s. So it's this white, high class hooker who looks like, if you got her now, she wouldn't be a little class hooker 'cause her hair is. - Okay, sure, he's doing the 80s here, yeah. - Oh, there it is. - Well, it's safe and bagged. - Oops. - And she's yours. - Who likes this? - To her. - No, it's an AI. - No, I know, no, but I mean, who, like, "Oh, I want uncanny valley pussy." Just get a fucking read. - Oh, for good mystery boys, candy.ai, you'll get 20% off your first AI horror. (screams) - Can we share more? - There's a lot of great AI horrors to choose from, but candy.ai is the best way. - Okay, so look at the chick, wait, where is she? Wait, oh, that's not the hot tub. The important part's to fart in. - Are you baby? - Yeah. - What we gonna hear? - Yeah, we gonna be cooking. - Prostitute. - So he goes, "Kiss it." He has a kisser's ass and he farts. - Really do. - Just like Jesse Jackson goes, "Kiss it?" That's where they got that from. - I don't want to watch this part. - I do. - This is what you need. - Order of the golden donnies in this heating ring. Nutrient, this is so hot. - Aristotle would hate this because it's a chick. I just don't like it because it's a woman. - I don't like it. I don't have that kind of bathtub. - Yeah. - That's an incredible tub. - I love you. - Yeah. - All right, whatever, I don't wanna see this. - Yeah, get to the fart. That's the part of the fart. This is just like-- - Yeah, get to the fart. - He's just a saddle man. - He's in the erotic part. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay, good. - All right. - I don't want to kiss you. Oh, this from E-fuck, day. The one where he goes, "Kiss it," he farts. - I believe that Chuck Berry farted in a fucking prostitute's face. I believe that. - Yeah. - But that is no mystery. And I, like, to me, what's more sinister, so I do think Chuck Berry farting in a woman's face is sinister in its own way. - You don't think it's an active revolution in some way? - When you frame it like that, I can find it. - Farts on a prostitute. Chuck Berry farted in women's mouths and then it shorts. Yeah, so, oh, Justin Wayne covered this many years ago. Anyway, South Park made fun of it by having, I don't even remember-- - There we go, here's the short. Chuck Berry farted in women's mouths. - Why don't I even bring this up? - Multiple times. It doesn't matter why it's happening now. - No. I don't, why did the always do this? Just show it. I don't need your fucking commentary. - Hey, we get it, you got nice hair. - What can you say? - It's just another one who's and does it. - That's it? Yeah, this is a scam. And this is where-- - You're just telling me about it. - I would have that person arrested. - Yeah, get him out of here. - That people like that should be arrested. I want to see a fart in the prostitute's face. - It's actually judicially. - It doesn't matter. - All right. I don't remember why I brought it up, 'cause-- - Well, we'll dive back into it. - I got so deep in the weeds. But I do want to point out that it is interesting. And though I know that we are probably burning time here, it is fascinating to me that so many prominent people have a fucked up doctor attached to them. A wizard, as you said. - Yeah. - 'Cause they have a court wizard. The state's all the way down-- - Holy Pasternak with a guy with the cooking show that can have Kanye committed. - That's what, can we pull up that tweet? This is Kanye's trainer. - Your trainer has now power of attorney over you. - What does it say? - XCA guy, who studied the effects of drugs on mental state in Canada with the CIA. - For sure, that was an XCA guy. - Yes. - And look, what do you write? - Yeah, the CIA is not your friend. They're the worst people at all. - I'm gonna help you one of a couple ways. First, you and I sit down and have a loving and open conversation, but you don't use cuss words and everything that is discussed is based in fact, and not some crazy stuff that dumb friend of yours told you, or you saw on a tweet. Second option, I have you institutionalized again, where they medicate the crap out of you and you go back to zombie land forever. Play date with the kids just won't be the same. What the fuck? - You personal trainer ever say anything like that to you? - No one has ever said anything-- - You ever had a Pilates class and they threatened to have your kids take it away? - And what is the name of that trainer who sent that? Harley, Harley, Pasternak, and then they replaced Harley Pasternak with probably the chick he was dating that looked like him. - Who is Harley Pasternak? Can we look this up? Because that is the most sinister fucking thing. - It's standard par for the course. Why does everybody think this is weird? It's what you're entitled to. - For some folks just aren't aware of how insidious this shit is. - Well, if you think it's Kanye's fault, he's like that. wrong. I mean, you're just straight up wrong. There's a bunch of people. Yo, his mother fucking sold him into that shit, I think. We're okay. During his, you know, especially, where's the CIA? Where's the CIA part here? Well, Harley Pastry was in CIA. Can we look up Harley Pastry next CIA? Yeah. I just want to see. By the way, the CIA gets to edit. Well, now Mossad does, but the CIA was getting to edit Wikipedia for the longest time. There you go. That reddit. That looks good. Wait, his name is in that? Four mine controllers. You, I can't read that. So I, do you see the name Pastry Nack in there? Yeah. In addition to Pastry Nack. Oh, he's generational. Oh, dude. Whoa. MK Ultra. There you go. Gottlieb is the guy whose name comes up with, with Normie's talk about MK Ultra. Holy shit. But keep in mind, most MK Ultra, don't forget Mengele, Joseph Mengele, who he smuggled back to the America and then got him out of the country safely. Mengele was involved in this. And he studied the shit on twins. So when you see Stranger Things by the Duffer Brothers who were twins, originally Stranger Things was going to be called Montalk about Montalk. Stranger Things cuts a lot of shit out of what went on at Montalk, particularly the boys being by pets. There is an actual girl who was named 11. Do you know why she's named 11? No. Because when you invert 11, it's the same. So that's why when she goes the upside down, she's still 11. Yeah. But it's now it's a family fun show about sexual abuse magic that was done by your government in Long Island. And that's called a limited hangout. And that's how they get the shit out there. It's in that book twilight. Wait. Okay, wait. So I think this is a term that maybe some people aren't aware of. Can you tell me what a limited hangout is? It's when you admit to a little to hide a lot. So it fits into the MK Ultra. You've all heard of it. They did experiments with LSD. Oh, that sounds spooky. Yeah. And then they stopped. Right. And then they got caught and they stopped and the guy shredded all the documents. No one went to prison, but they stopped doing it. Right. It wasn't the plan the whole time that they've continued to do to you now. But yeah, and you know, this I'm sure most people watch this. No, this is true. But for those of you don't this this is this actually happened. Like the taxpayers paid the CIA to drug. Not just like prostitutes and johns, but theoretically Charles Manson, theoretically, Charles Manson. Okay, Charles Manson. There's a guy named Bronham. Okay, where we get most of our despicable American prosperity gospel shit from he's from Canada. But Canada is deeply involved in this. The CIA shit goes all the way up through there. Then it connects to the Jesuits through there. That's what Trudeau's not his real dad who's Castro, but Trudeau, his dad. Yeah. That motherfucker was a real piece of shit. Anyway, by the way, congrats to Trudeau for his new romance with Katie Perry. Oh, yeah. Out of the frying pan into the fire, huh, Trudeau? I'd rather be peed on by my dad than be married to her. Well, are you fucking kidding? She went into space. She didn't. They put the head of the rocket was too fat. No, she was it. Look at that great couple. They went to the border of space. Isn't that wild, though? Trudeau, like it's fucking canned. And the next thing you know, he's with Katie Perry. Is that his Yoko Ono? No, she wasn't there dragging him down. Can we play Katie Perry and concert? She's she's she used to date, um, Russell, uh, Russell brand. I bet he got sick of that quick. I bet he got sick of that real quick. So she does a lot of stupid rituals and all that and her dumb shows and it's all it's all fucking programming. Twilight language is all about that because every one of these shows, you know, you always see conspiracy people. They go, why do they take a picture like this where they cover their eye? But I've never heard anybody maybe your friend that you think is good to explain it. Why so many people take their picture doing this? I have no idea. There's not like, hey, that's crazy. Here's the real reason, right? You never hear the real reason they're doing it. What is the real reason? I'm asking. I mean, you would know. I always thought it was maybe like, is it the all-seeing eye? Well, this one is the triangle of manifestation or, you know, there's the mudra which Andrew Tate likes to do. The mudra is when you put your hands like this. Yes. It's some Hindu shit. It's a power mudra. Is there a reason explanation from the AI? Hi, sci-fi sing a part for material gaming? Only seeing things one way. I don't know what the meaning is. I mean, that's what's weird about it is. I guess that's what's in this book is there's so many of these symbols that do appear over and over again that most of us have no fucking idea. Like, let's pull up the mind. It's called Twilight language, but no, you do you don't have an idea, but your subconscious does. So when these things repeat and then that's how these people in the cult communicate with each other, like throwing up gang signs. Right. It's just gang signs. Walt Disney, by the way, real name Artur Beek. Well, what the fuck with this? What is this? Oh, I see. Because you have the pyramid on your on your third eye. Well, turning your thing upside down. That's what it looks like. One of them is. Obama's doing the thing where you go. You know, this could also just be related to they all use the same photographer and he just is like, do the this. Well, I really could be that. Okay, I assume it's that. I assume there's a photographer who's plugged in that's telling them to do that. However, Jay-Z is definitely doing that. Jay-Z is a Thulemite. 100%. He's a Thulemite. Really? Yes. I had no idea. You're positive. He's like into Crowley. Well, I believe he is, but go look it up, but you don't have to take my word for shit. You're always right about this shit. Can we pull up Jay-Z and Crowley? Wait, remember Sergeant Pepper had Crowley up? Yeah, totally. Okay, so that also let's face Crowley's Barbara Bush's real dad. It's very obvious. You know, she looked like Alistair Crowley with a goddamn wig. It's so fucking crazy how much she looks like him. Yeah, because he would have these orgies with important people. Oh, it's C-R-O-W-L-E-Y. Wait, what about Nick Crowley? What did it say? Jay-Z Crowley. Not Nick Crowley. Oh. Jay-Z Crowley, Jay-Z is use of a cult Masonic symbols in his rock-aware brand and music, particularly the phrase, "Do it that will. It shall be the whole of the law." Is a key to that from Crowley's Thelema, sparking theories. He's influenced by that, well, yeah. Yes. Where's hoodies with that on it? What the fuck? Yeah, right. So he's a Thelamite. Okay. Wow. By the way, I don't want to, you know, not to trash anybody's amazing beliefs of due with that will will be the whole of the law, but I see I foresee problems with a law like that. Okay, but they always leave out the second part of that. You know, there's a second part, right? Which is what? Love is the law. That don't have under will. What if I love victimizing children? I don't think he meant it like that. Alistair Crowley. It's pronounced Crowley. Sistage. Sistage. Uh, you know, his, uh, leber or something. Diary. Leber four. Yeah. The, the, the something woman gave me her two-year-old today. He writes what he did to kids in there. The, the rights are, and people let's talk about how funny Alistair Crowley is. I've never heard that once. Oh, when I'm here, I'll talk about, be, be funny. It's not Crowley. Because the things in his books are so abhorrent that he's writing, they're making an excuse for him by saying it's a funny joke. Can we pull up on the bloody? Yeah, a blonde hair boy blue eyes is the perfect sacrifice. Oh, people don't get how funny he is. Yeah, no, that's what they do. In fact, your boy who I think is great, he'll be say that. I've heard him say it. I think it's called on the bloody sacrifice. If you ever read this, Crowley's essay on human sacrifice. Mm-hmm. Oh, let me guess. It's a hilarious joke. He's got an essay. It's called on the bloody sacrifice, I think. It's a really great essay on human sacrifice. It isn't, I wouldn't call it funny. No, he's just making a funny joke. It's kind of how like creepy fucking. Oh, yeah, this is, you got to read this. So this is a sort of, first of all, it's like an, it's an anthropological examination of where human sacrifice shows up in mythology. And then it sort of ends. Can we just go to the last paragraph and enlarge, I'll try and read it. Yes, magic with a K. Now here are mystery boys. We do magic with two M's. I think to me of all the things about Crowley, that adding a K to it is so embarrassing. He couldn't spell. That's why Babylon is spelled wrong. He's a dipshit. Get the fuck out of you. Yeah, this asshole couldn't spell. So as we get Babylon, like he's fucking. I don't buy that. I think he was trying to brand it with his own, this is the way I say magic. I don't, I think, I think he was like very arid. I and really. It could be that, but it also could be that he couldn't spell and he would cover it over by saying I did that on purpose. Look, he's a pathetic heroin addict who's, who's, was a human Chinese finger trap, basically. Do you know the story of his doctor? Is, is doctor what happened to his doctor? No. So supposedly, I don't know if this is true. This is urban myth, but Crowley wanted more morphine when he was dying. And his doctor wasn't giving him more because he was taking so much. And Crowley cursed him. And then apparently his doctor died like three days later. What's wrong with that? First Crowley put a curse on his doctor having prescribed Crowley with morphine for his asthma bronchitis. The last doctor died within 24 hours of his patient. It is rumored that that shortly before Crowley's death, he refused to refuel his prescription. does making his patient place a curse on all these guys that are like the practitioner they all die broke crazy losers. I think that's a great point. The king that they serve goes on to be fine. But these scumbags they all die in a gutter. Why is that? It's very strange. All these people that are deep into this shit that are the practice. It's almost like being the worker. You ain't shit and then there's somebody who's feeding off everything and he used to call himself MI6's kick dog because you know he was by the way an intel intel agent for England. So what? That's why he's on the Beatles album. So I don't have a stop. So supposedly I don't know if this is true. Maybe you can look at up. The V for victory is this horns of his horror. We're supposed to represent Horace or something. Sure. Because it is true. Churchill knew the Nazis were under the call and he's like we should do that to you. Churchill was a scumbag and a druid in some fucking. Churchill's a scumbag. By the way the P sign. You know the P sign if you look up the story of it it sounds like nonsense. They go well on naval ships he had the flags of the planes and this means don't use your nuclear bombs. So already it's already too specific. No with that sign what you're looking at there. So the upside down cross was like the St. Peter's cross because Peter was yeah. Okay. So that cross is called the Broken Jew. That's what that really is. You're supposed to break the arms of Peter. It's called the Broken Jew. Yeah. And so all so the reason they're saying Crowley's funny is and in a way. Again I do want to emphasize I've never heard that in the description of. Well it's from other perverts. You understand? So to them that's funny because he's a sack of shit and they're a sack of shit. So of course they find it funny for him to talk about sacrificing children because what's funnier than that? I guess like the gag is I sacrifice thousands of children every day and he was talking about jerking off. That's what you mean? It was like some lame come gag. He did. He was he wrote in Lieber Lieber what's a car for about one of his followers gave her her two-year-old to I mean I do we want to put this on mystery boys and we want to solve this mystery. So as a two-year-old because that's fucked up. Yeah well that's what magic is at the end of the day at the end of the day magic with the K is using people as a goddamn portal to make bad things happen and the reason they got to use children is because they're closer to God because they're younger and that way you really stick it to God. They're what they are at the end of the day is inversionist not you go oh Satan is so who's right they believe inversion is like some kind of spiritual bungee jumping that by them doing this they're helping and so when you talking you brought it up before the religion of making it okay if I'm a despicable child victimizer and I'm a fucking and I'm rich as hell and I'm not gonna get caught I could see want to have a religion that that validates every evil thing I do and that's how and that's how these soothsayers get in with kings and whatever and then they start telling them that they're descended from royalty. Jesse Michael is telling us that that guy's descended for Henry the eighth blood so is that true I should have asked my forgot on the bike I knew was true soon as he said it because that's why he's getting hathor visions he's bloodline see I'm a muggle I think because I had never seen no fucking hathor float and tell me you've never seen an orb never me either yeah so I must be a real muggle I mean I don't know I think I've maybe seen some of them I must be a chud blood I don't know man but I one thing that I do think is interesting is that it seems like and we should do this for now. The city of London that's a separate city that's like a Vatican sort of yeah Henry's the guy that brought that in so that's when the Venetian bankers moved up and took over I think that's when they finally solidified their grip on England was that back then a long time ago but again the names of the little secret societies they don't matter because you have to belong to all of them or you're not moving up you understand right it's like your college resume has to show a lot of activities that is wild you know I you know everything to be about magic and it seems interesting until it gets to the child well that's why I do a mystery school because if I told you upfront you're not gonna come to my mystery school or you circle in the circle yeah and what I'm doing is weeding out the losers and so all these symbols and it's in twilight language they mean five six different things think of it how the Simpsons when it was good the smartest people and the dumbest people liked it it was for everybody okay so what how did it that's an interesting thing to pull off right so if you look at the Bible the item of the fruit thing there's something for everyone if you're a simple ten you could get right multiple levels of meaning that's exactly right so so there's these people have studied this for it's not just CIA is like relatively new to this right Jesu has been around for how long I don't know almost I mean hundreds and hundreds of years if not a thousand if you think of taking confession which I don't know not just the Vatican though I guess like East orthodox does confession who does confession I thought just the Catholics I don't but think of if you have the important people have to be part of your religion yeah and they do confession so member Scientology they've got all this dirt on Tom oh yeah like confession is the early version of the Epstein trick well it's not supposed to be it's supposed to be a thing where you could get something off your chest because you don't feel like you just have so much power but much the way a doctor is supposed to do no harm yet they told people to take the boosters right everything there's always a serpent who's gonna come in the garden and fuck up the thing that's a nice thing right and that I think is a perfect way to lead us to our very first sponsor Pfizer yes providing incredible vaccines you know RFK is not a doctor you guys number one number one two and three sure he just sews a lot of companies that injured people like you you fucking cattle but what he's a piece of shit technically with us not I trust the head of Pfizer copy technically but while they like me to really go off road because I like my spin yeah all I know is this good do your own research what are you know don't I know I'm saying it sarcastically oh good one you really have time to do that guys like if you have time to research vaccines maybe he should be spending a little more time at work boy what a great what a great note Pfizer I don't 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