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Now, yeah, this guy is in Pennsylvania. -I just want to say this before you get into this is I -- -As Korean Jesus, which I do claim to be, as well as an astronaut and a judge, as I've said before. -I think you are Jesus. -I realize that I was -- No, not -- Korean Jesus. That's a very specific kind of Jesus. -What's the difference? I didn't know there was flavors of Jesus. -Well, yeah, you wouldn't think, would you? I think there'd just be one, and we all know what it is. -I did think that. -Yeah. -Just Jesus, Jesus. -Well, it turns out Koreans can just say they're Jesus or some shit. -Just 'cause you -- But, okay, I don't want to get lost in the weeds at the beginning of the show. -Professor Jang came on my show, and he told me on the show he's not a professor. He's a high school teacher. -That's a professor. -And I'm like, "Well, guess what? I'm Korean Jesus." So maybe we two can play at that game. -I really think you're Korean Jesus. -It's hard to refute. -I don't think you believe you're Korean Jesus. -It's not for me to say. That's for my followers and for the people that buy merch to say, okay? -Yeah. -And that's for -- Now, as a Korean Jesus -- -Yes. -Or junior, not, you know, "Seongyeon Moon." Oh, there we go. There's a depiction of a kind of. -There you are. -. karate Jesus. -Can I ask you something? -Mm-hmm. -Why do you -- It just feels really complex. You've added Korean to Jesus and then "Seongyeon Moon." -Mm. -Why can't you just say you're Jesus? Why do you have to say you're Korean Jesus? -Oh, that's an IP issue. -Okay. I got it. You don't have that Jesus IP. -Right. -I would not -- That's an IP I wouldn't violate. -So what happens if you -- -A lot of penalties for that one. But, however, Suno Korean Jesus, as if it was made a Suno version, which is what I would consider Korean Jesus. -There's just too many add-ons here. Why can't you just be Korean Jesus? -Well, I mean, first of all, we -- There already is a Korean Jesus. -That's you. -I'm just claiming to be in the sacred bloodline. I'm not making crazy claims. I'm just saying, yeah, I'm one of the many sacred, sacred Korean Jesus. -I want -- -Korean Jesus, Byung-Yong, Kerp family members. -Okay. Just -- I would love to meet Jesus, and you keep adding stuff. -Well, I don't know him. I know Korean Jesus. -Okay. -Well, I really don't know them either, if I'm being honest. It came to me in the night, the division. But the bottom line is, I'm sitting here. I got -- I'm walking the walk. -Yeah. -Talking the talk. And guess what? -What? -My friend, big homie CC, hits me up first thing today. Okay? He says Korean Jesus. Well, he doesn't know me as that. But he says, "I think I found Epstein's." He goes, "Epstein's alive." And I was like, "Yeah, I know. Obviously." -Jeffrey Epstein. -Yeah. -I mean, we -- I think most people know him. -We all held out hope. But now, we finally -- -We know he's alive. We knew he was alive, but how could your friend -- I mean -- -Well, big homie CC is like some kind of bounty hunter off that show "Spencer for Hire." -Okay. -Well, that's why I -- also, first black man that I've ever heard of that saw Bigfoot. -So, this is the A. You've seen this. I got his number -- visual confirmation. Called that number. When I called, he picked up. I said his name. He hung up. My team got visual -- so, okay. -That's big homie CC. -Okay, hang on. This is really potentially the -- one of the most incredible things that's happened -- -I know. -Since Epstein killed himself. -It could be. -And so, first, let's just talk about number one. -Mm-hmm. -We all know that Jeffrey Epstein was, like, not murdered or he didn't suicide. -Okay. If he's dead, here's my little rhyme. It's not a rhyme. It doesn't rhyme. -You have a rhyme? -Well, it's a little saying. If he is dead, then he worked for Israel, and if he's alive, Israel worked for him, and it's the second one. He's the mouth of Sauron of the Rothschild family, and the reason we can say that with some certainty, besides all the emails that bring it up -- -Yeah. -And the Epstein family has served the Rothschilds for centuries. -Yes. -Besides that. -Yes. -He also was appointed to the trilateral commission at age 30 by Dr. Henry Kissinger and David Rockefeller. You know the one that owned Anika Lucas, the Satan one? -Yes. -I mean, it's the whole family, but that guy -- -He was basically like the Tony Soprano of the Rothschilds. -No, the mouth of Sauron, okay? The mouth of Sauron's a spokesman. -I'm gonna go Sopranos. I'm not a dork. -But Tony Soprano -- -I'm not doing Lord of the Rings. He was the Sopranos. -But then you need an equivalent within that universe if we're gonna switch lores, and I'm not saying we can't. -Let's switch lores. -I'm not saying we can't switch lores. Hell, what kind of Korean Jesus would I be if I said we can't switch the lore up? I'd be a hypocrite. But I'm just saying the Tony Soprano equivalent would be that guy that would come to Tony between him and New York, and he died of cancer, and he had a fat wife. -Okay. Fair enough. -You know, he's a go-between. But he's above all government -- you know, because you're -- -Otto. -Because you're a representative of that sacred family, you're above everything. -Right. And that's why everybody was just kissing his ass. -Yeah, he's like -- -If you wanted something from -- we'll go back to Lord of the Rings. -There's plenty of other ones, guys. Look, here's the thing. The grape soda in pizza must flow. It must flow. -Yeah. -We cannot stop the pizza production. -Yeah. -Okay? It fuels the galaxy. -So, Epstein, basically, you want to connect. You want to connect with the Rothschilds, you go through Epstein. -Oh. Okay. So, you want to -- let's call him up right now. -The mystery boys are on the case. -See, what the fuck is up with this? -Fuck. We got to do it right now. We have two minutes. What's he filming? -Probably a lot is in demand, Big Homie CeCe. First black guy to see Bigfoot, and now this? -That is insane. -I don't know if they're sure he's the first black man to see Bigfoot. -How would you know? -Oh, do I have to put on headphones? Do I got to put on the hands to talk to Big Homie? -Oh, yeah. -Hi. If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available. -Oh. Hey, man. It's Kurt, where I'm calling from Mystery Boys Show with Duncan Truss. -Hey. What's up? -Wait. It's a message. -Hello. -You have to say your name, and then he -- I think it's done. -I'm calling again. -I'm calling again. I'm calling again. I'm calling again. -I'm calling again. -Oh. -Hi. -Korean Jesus. -Well, that's not going to help. It's Kurt. Who am I texting to me? Oh, shit. Message failed to send. Oh, you guys didn't get it. -Thanks, Korean Jesus. Please stay on the line. -Nice. I can't believe it. - -I was afraid -- hey. -Hello? -Hey, Big Homie CC. This is Kurt and Duncan. -What's up? -Hello. How are you? -Good. -Okay. So, Big Homie CC sent me this text this morning. Like, dude, I just woke up when you said that. I was like, "What is this? A dream?" And so, we happen to be doing Mystery Boys today, and you've called this number. Now, just a little background on it. Big Homie -- what -- like, your team has been looking for Epstein? -Yes. So, I've been back human trafficking for a living, and I had got some information that, since he was arrested for the same crimes in 2009, it really didn't make sense for them to arrest him again. -Right. -And I used to work for a company there named Redwater, where we used to fight the cartel in Mexico. -Okay. -And one of the surgeons there had mentioned that he was working with a guy, Jeff, because I've been tracking this guy for a long time. It's just that -- -Epstein or a different guy? -Huh? -Wait. Epstein or a different guy you've been tracking? -No. I've been tracking Epstein for a long time. -Really? -Yeah. -You mean after he allegedly killed himself? That's when you started tracking him? -Or before that? -No. It was before then. -Oh, okay. -Wait. Tell Duncan your background so he understands better, because I didn't do a good job. -Yeah. -Okay. -Okay. -Okay. -Well, okay. So I've been a private bodyguard for 17 years. -Cool. -I started off with celebrities, and then I pivoted. to protect the women and children because of one basketball wife, trust you were spreads. Right. And last year I brought home 17 missing women, four kids, three girls, one little boy. Wow. So I was getting certain information about him a long time ago. It's just that, you know, I didn't have the money and resources to really completely pursue them because, you know, he had Israeli guys protecting him and they're pretty ruthless. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they've got to cover up the fact that Krav Maga doesn't work. So they'll do anything. Yeah. It's doesn't work. That gets out. That's the end is I trained in it for 10 years. It got my ass kicked by a lady. Just stab somebody with something. That's the thing. Anyway. So I think he's alive because there's so many things in the files about him being alive, but he's just one point on one node on a network. I mean, have you, I mean, I've seen you talk about this before, but certainly this is connected to stuff with like Diddy and I don't know, playboy. Take your pick. What would you say? What would you say overall is like this, the network. So here's the thing. Like the cartels, their biggest business is trafficking people and children. Right. And we had got some intel about people being sold and taken to an island. Right. And this was years ago. This was years ago. So, you know, certain rappers have visited there. But the thing with Epstein is he used to have all of the most brightest minds in the world come to his island. You know, he used to have science like Hawking bitches. Stephen Hawking. Yeah, he was. Yeah. Yes. He's somebody I've investigated as well. So what pretty much happened was, you know, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt. You're investigating Stephen Hawking. It's about time. Yes. Yes. The dude in the wheelchair. Yes. Like Duncan's of the mind that clearly Stephen Hawking was, he spends a lot of money. He spends a lot of money on escorts. He spends a lot of money on escorts every year. Holy shit. Like, is he, is he control? Like, dude, is he not really crippled? Like, I'll see if you wonder, could see. Oh, no, he's definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's the most fun. You know, Epstein's fucked up. But the idea of Stephen Hawking, he went to the island a lot, capturing you, buying you, and just having to listen to that voice. Okay. He doesn't, he doesn't capture you. He has, he has people that do it. I, I think. Well, that's even, I mean, just whatever you get thrown into a room. Look, I feel like Stephen Hawking was victimized. Take off your clothes. All right. Let me see your butthole. Oh my goodness. I did put that in Epstein, my sitcom Epstein. If you might. Okay, wait. So you called this number. So they've been watching this place. Where, where is this residence again? Big homie. Where is this residence that you, cause you guys have been watching it for a while. You said. It's in Stewart, Florida. It's a single family. And this is not like you guys don't, cause I saw you talking on a, I want to say maybe Cam Capone or our dialogue, but you know, people are, he talks to the police and you're like, well, of course I'm not just a vigilante. If you're going to do any kind of stuff like that, you have to have, it's like, if you're a repo man, you got to tell the local law enforcement, you're picking up the cars. It's not like that. Yeah. I always have to inform law enforcement of my operations and what I'm doing. I have to always operate within the constraints of the law. Yeah. So I, I would like, I don't know. I don't know how that would be a point against him because like, this is what the police are supposed to do, by the way. Right. So I have no problem. Yeah. There's not like no issue. I mean, that's undercover. Good. You can do this. Okay. Wait, let's see. Why, why wouldn't he have been arrested by now? I mean, you told the police, you found Jeffrey Epstein. Don't you think they want him back in custody? I haven't, I haven't, you can't tell law enforcement that type of stuff. Yeah. What's up brother? Because most law enforcement agencies, I'm from behind us and that would put me in great. Right. Right. You just gotta be in legal compliance. And then misery boys scoop of the century from, I mean, this is the scoop of the century. Okay. And you've already called him on that number because we want to call it. But, but, but did you hear a guy answer? I called the phone. I got your answer. I said, Hey Jeff. He said, huh? Who is this? I'll go to the phone. Fuck. So if we call it, we can, we just say, Hey Jeff, we gotta do better than that. Right. Cause I mean, or is he not answering the phone right now? If you call that number, it's going to ring. And I sent the information that as of February 20th, that phone number is active to register to him. And that's his number. It's registered to Epstein. Yes. Kurt got the screenshot. Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hey, does he, does he, since you guys have been staking this out, does he have any pets? We've seen a lady walking a dog. Okay. That's the way in. We say, we say that we found the dog. We could say we found the dog. That'll keep him on the phone. Let's let's see here. What kind of dog? This is the address. It looks like a little multi pool or something like that. Okay. A multi poo. Okay. Here we go. Chat. Okay. Let's call it. Okay. Chat. I forgot to send you guys this one. So we just put this on the screen. I hope it goes through though. Um, I don't know. I might have to go on the, are you guys going to call you calling it? Are you guys going to call it? Okay. Okay. You guys call it, but wait, wait, wait, let's just, we'll say we were, I want to throw this up that we have age 75 to 76. Jeff Epstein, Montclair, Pennsylvania. I mean, that's wild, dude. It's a important context. His info comes from public records, aggregating sites, true people search can be. I'll never, I'll never lie or embellish. Is it something that I do for a living? Yeah. Right. That's his number. Yeah. Um, we believe we have visual contact and, you know, I teach classes on military bases every year. Like I'm going to Germany next week. I teach some classes. So, you know, I'm going to speak to some guys there. I wouldn't tell like local law enforcement. Well, be careful out there, man. Be careful. I don't know if you know the military's involved in it. No, it's not good. Oh my God. That Romania thing with Erica Kirk is not good. By the way, my idea for Erica Kirk instead of suing Drewski, bitch, get your own. Yo, Kurt, I'm getting ready to film right now. Okay. Another show. We're going to call him. Okay, bro. Thank you. Stay safe. Big homie CC. Thanks. Yeah. Check out his website and, uh, yeah. Of course, brother. A big homie CC friend of the show. Uh, okay. All right. That's insane. What if we ask for Palm beach Pete? I don't, I, I think the move is, Hey, I found this multi poo and that isn't this your dog? Okay. I might have to do it because I don't know how to go with that. That sounds very, very believable. Yeah. That way we'll keep him on the line. Okay. Let's do it. Okay. We're calling Jeffrey Epstein now. Endless summer escapes. Start here. Travel the worlds of Netflix. I R L inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game. Brave the upside down face off with the front man. Play leveled up arcade games, shop exclusive merch and enjoy theme food and drinks. Beat the heat, play, eat and shop on repeat at Netflix house. Hit Galleria, Dallas, bring your crew and save. Get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house. 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So, you know, we got to block the address from that. If we put that on the show, we can't dox Jeffrey Epstein. No, look, man. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Well, hold on. Are we? Yeah. Cause we're not allowed to say that it's Jeff Epstein's address. No. Oh man. Uh, anyway, cause I want to do, I told you, I want to go to haunted locations with big homie CC and a number of, I would love to. That guy sounds great. I would love to. Assemble a team. And, um, and then, and it's called ghost roasters and we make fun of the ghosts. I love that idea. We go to call in the spirit and we mock the shit out of them. I think that's a great idea. And that nothing could ever go wrong with that. Well, we got to take precautions. Uh, pure ferrite jewelry of some kind. Right? Yes. Iron. What iron fins off ghosts above ground. Yes. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like subterranean ghosts. It doesn't work when you're underground in a cave. The ferrite ain't going to do shit. - Why? - I don't know, some of the magnets. but the but as far as above ground yes uh it's very hard to get pure iron you want pure iron you know you're putting a horseshoe over the doorway blocks ghosts yeah that's what they because uh iron the fey don't enjoy iron and that's why when um people get grabbed up by aliens or you hear those encounters they've always got uh their blood is iron deficient the reasoning aztecs would sacrifice mostly women they mostly sacrifice women in those horrible things because they're on their period they're low on iron the lack of iron makes it easier for things to that's the thing the iron is is pushing so that's uh you gotta have some pure ferrite holy shit oh yeah i've been doing my due career i could see you've been doing a lot of research i feel like you're wearing all white yeah that's really great it is great yeah it's great i met these cool people man it's pretty cool that we just the first day back we found jeffrey epstein's hat i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean this three boys well big homie cc solved it with like a full team i mean look if anybody's gonna find him it's that guy it's the it's c well people go uh big homie cc is a glowy you know like a fed yeah okay so you tell me he's a fed and then he is working on recovering missing good i wish they did that i quit i gotta say this this is the funniest new insult that gets thrown around which is you you accuse someone of being comfortable compromised or being a glowy no and now you've got people yeah people just everyone's calling everybody else compromised and okay well you live in america as well so i don't know where you thought you were in the intake where you think you're in integrity land what no it's not you're all yo it's all compromised it's like yeah everyone you're all compromised you're cannibals all your cannibal cannibalism compromise glowy bullshit compromise is the name of the game so and also can i just say this i have a lot of friends who work in the cia and they're good people a lot yeah so that it doesn't matter you can't say their names really yeah so it's just this trashing of our nation cia officers is ridiculous i mean i assume this i'm not compromised but if i was i mean would that even be bad uh hey everything's built on compromise right yeah there you go since when was comp thank you in an argument you fought you i would have liked to say to mr epstein if we could have got him on the line ask him if he's compromised hey jeffrey epstein are you compromised jeff they're on to it you gotta go you know people are saying you're compromised man i keep calling him the james bond of israel because he like shows up and tells you his real hey this is my real name i'm gonna fuck everything you know i mean that guy loved to fuck the one thing about about who james bond or both jeffrey bondstein wasn't james bond somehow connected to crowley can you guys look at him yeah well at the john d 007 007 was my five and six you know alistair crowley was mi5 i i forget which can you can you pull up the the the james bond thelemite connection because it's so fucking weird this is how alistair crowley greatly impacted james bond isn't that crazy no because john d's thing was 007 right that was his code yeah okay intelligence agencies are covens that's the dark arts is intelligence that's what they're part they're all connected it's the same skill and that's like can i just for one second i do agree with you but let me just speak up for the cia not enough people are defending someone should um they're not a coven but other most other intelligence it's a coven means a covenant right well okay from that to be a big secret we want to do some things and not tell anyone sure and we have a covenant with a higher power that we're gonna do that no it's a coven it's called a coven that's what i mean i it's not a value judgment on it just is what i appreciate that yeah i wouldn't assign a value to it look who's to say and i a lot of my friends in the cia love you children a lot of my friends in the cia think you're fucking great um who said that just my friends really yeah i think what about my massage friends do they like me they like you really but do your massage friends like me they think you're cool they said that a lot of people in intelligence love you man just my friends what about in the tech sector what what about some people in the tech some transhumanists are into you really hey speaking of these fucking secrets can we pull up what tim birchett just said about uaps because i kind of want to vent and i want to know your thoughts on it but i'm really like wap what ass pussy no no no no not that not that you know i know that pull up pull up tim birchett he just said unmanned ass pussy unmanned aerial pussy yeah that's how you get world peace basically tim birchett i guess gates matt gates just came out and said that he has evidence he was shown evidence that they're alien human hybrids uh that i don't know we've been making getting aliens to fuck humans and making little alien human babies and raising them they've been saying that wait they're saying this now i know hearing matt gates said this is revealed to him and then tim birchett seemingly in response to what matt gates said said if i said out loud what i've been told it would like it would set the world on fire and i just want to say this why would it set the world on fire exactly i'm so fucking sick of the uap edging it's like number one you would come so hard if i told you what i heard i would and i'm ready we've been getting edged out by these fuckers and i'm tired of them saying yeah i just can't say it because people go crazy that's what hey jj abrams the never-ending unboxing is getting tired is that what it's called the never-ending unboxing no he calls it mystery box storytelling but um wow ron hubbard called it feeding you a mystery sandwich it is what the boys are here to do not answer questions we fucked up with that epstein thing why we're not supposed to get to the bottom of anything what we didn't he didn't pick up the fucking phone is that that we solve mysteries we we cause them or we cause mysteries yeah or mystery school it mystery school is like it never ends and you keep paying us i mean i not to get too speaking of not to be too inside baseball that's speaking of mystery schools this all white it's i met some of the coolest people at barton springs okay they were one of them at a didgeridoo one of them was drumming that's all i can say um yeah well but they told me stuff you'd be up at night if the things that i've seen are released okay everybody all the things have been released we're so sick of this number one i am up at night i'm addicted to video games and i i stay up at night so don't worry about my fucking sleep schedule also burget you fucking boomer um we've all heard about this and but you know what i'm it's so condescending burget is saying i would rather america stay on a good sleep schedule than for the world to know the greatest revelation in all of you know now's the time burget well with world war iii kicking off spit it out like you know what i mean like just fucking say it what are they going to do to you no they're not going to do anything why won't you just fucking say it they will do it because it's part of the bullshit look there are tens of millions of dollars we've getting these things we've had departments tell us that they have recovery units but they won't release full reports everything's covered up the tennessee republican oh is it like the thing where everybody's a cannibal and that they we're going to pretend isn't who gives a shit about this now that i know they eat babies let's put it that way gives a shit about what any of us once you hear that not only are they pdf files but they eat they don't just do unspeakable whatever your worst they don't eat them they inject them it's even alex no they eat the queen ate them the queen ate here's what alex jones told me you gotta eat them shallow she used to say alex jones told me that you know stem cells we all know those are good you inject them into your into your fucking knee and it heals your knee whatever but even better than the stem cells of strangers or the stem cells from the aborted fetal tissue that you inseminate those are prime stem cells and that's what they're doing they're not so much eating them i wouldn't doubt that they were they're shooting up with with the aborted fetuses of their children they it's there it's not just like they're eating it's always bad to eat a baby i i need i feel like i need to say that endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down chase off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house now at kroger your points add up to more ways to save every trip use them your way to take dollars off groceries at checkout or save at the pump you can even save up to 35 dollars on your next fill up same points more choices and with low prices on fresh quality food plus digital and personalized offers tailored to how you shop dollar goes further redeem your points online or in the app kroger fresh for everyone restrictions apply c-site or store for details you should never eat a baby but even you definitely if we're going to create a hierarchy koreans as your jesus if we create a hierarchy of baby cannibalism at the top is eating your own baby right like it's it's always bad it's like eating the placenta though it's rich in and that's the you get a lot of saturn mythology you can eat a placenta and you could just be a hippie i'm saying but it's the same principle is cannibalizing your own children really cannibalizing your kids to extend your future to extend your present didn't zeus eat his own baby no zeus was eaten by his father uh or he and says dad ate a stone instead of him it's all gay anyway the whole thing is saturn or time is eating you and saturn uh eats all his kids because he's afraid of them and then zeus saturn eats his kids right then zeus escapes and cuts his balls off with the help of his with the help of mother it's all these people it's very healthy this kind of gods and uh they uh what do you call it all the but the bottom line is there's there's a another race of of uh we'll call them shapeshifters which is what this guy yo oh dude put on a scanner darkly channel michael kronos kronos kronos yeah not same as kronos with an o but kronos and saturn kronos yeah kronos is not the same thing kronos is uh zeus's father that eats kronos eats his babies they all fucking eat their kids dude they're fucking lizards what do you i mean what do you want it's lizards seraphim angels in the bible are flaming serpents do lizards eat their dragons they're dragging people lizards eat their lizards don't eat their kids uh dinoids then if it makes you feel better i mean i don't even think dinosaurs ate their own children how do you know i don't know i just don't want to believe that you love dinosaurs lizards do not eat human children do lizards wow great research guys do lizards great job with that and all by the way i bet fucking lizards would eat human children if they could there you go yes some lizard species including skinks geckos and monitor lizards have been observed eating their own offspring all right there we go okay so it's just people are dragging a behavior off the trigger by hunger stress or overcrowding is a god hard day at work that's the baby that's why ellen degeneres would do it dude i'm so stressed out honey just eat a baby you always feel better when you eat a baby uh i mean you what if it really does relax you i feel like it i wouldn't feel relaxed after but i just ate a baby but you understand you got according to queen elizabeth you got to eat them shallow what does that mean well so babies when they're not they're not their immune system and everything is developed into the meat could be toxic so they're eating the out part outside of the body so they're eating the out part outside part um yeah it's real bad shallow so show so like a cockney like fred armisen ate them shallow you gotta eat them shallow that's the queen of england that lizard bitch and her fucking puffy fingered son what a couple of england why are you and i'm just saying this is korean jesus so you know you can go ahead and take it as korean you don't have to keep saying you're korean jesus we know it and that shows insecurity you don't really believe you're korean jesus junior junior i'm not the main one so you see that's what i'm saying there's too much math here i'm i'm lucky my korean father didn't eat me junior junior oh look at those goddamn fingers king charles yo can we get someone that's what happens when you don't eat your baby shallow we gotta cut his ring off he ate a baby deep puffed up you've been eating deep babies why did well look at his fucking hands that that is crazy um yeah mother taught him over inflated like what are you sure who is that is that real yeah it's king charles is there a way to zoom out well you know it's him he's well known to have these fucking i didn't know he had balloon hands yeah he's i mean come on dude wow how does that happen uh oh my god that is so fucked up i never knew this i love doing this show with you dude because i just that is so scary that's like he's wearing an inflatable human suit and they over inflated the hands that's exactly my thoughts exactly can we find out what fluid filled sacks for fingers could he if you stuck a needle in it would it just be like oh what would come out uh blue copper rich blood the blue bloods that's the lizard bloods and that's why the inbreed i mean i'm saying lizard to be derogatory they would call it this the uh serpent race can he bend his hands no he's from the serpent race you know the serpent race now that's what i'm talking about now it gets sexy let's zoom in on those feet hello hello somebody needs a foot rub and it's my king well make that squeaky balloon noise look at those sexy feet you know balloons like squeak wouldn't you love to tickle those dogs tickle a king's feet you live how does a hundred years of tickle a king that sounds like a goddamn uh some kind of wacky game show you got to eat a baby with balloon hands try to get a grip with those smooth balloon hands it sounds like a actually sounds like a traditional british holiday if i'm being quite honest that is the worst baby with your balloon hands on halloween night that's the worst when you're god man he's germany that is the worst he looks like a wooden puppet it's weird his head doesn't i think it's funny these weirdos like to wear their medals around isn't that such a i have a question what are those medals for do we have any idea what the medal is no i mean i'm sure they're well this is for ballooniest fingers in the shrubs on scheffenfeld balloon off this is for sharing my favorite baby recipe whoa this is all for blood pudding look at these jangling fucks oh nice nice work let's see look at my medals a bit of let's see uh four star rank in the army this is service in argentina queen's coronation medal queen silver uh mommy's giving him so many medals the queen service order mommy's medals that's so great if only your mother could give you a medal the most noble order of the garter are you familiar with that can we please look up most noble order of the garter what the fuck this is this you just got to remind yourself this is real people people do this okay it's the most it's chivalry oh he's it's chivalry it's an exclusive group limited the sovereign the prince of wales and 24 companions inspired by arthurian legends now wait a minute i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do that i'm not minute where is um but why is it called a garter oh it's shame on him that thinks evil of it is their motto shame on him that thinks evil of yeah don't yeah don't our club is not evil shame be the person who thinks evil of it nothing weird about the order of the garden to him who thinks of evil what oh that possibly let's see that under the founders the order of the garter states the order was first instituted in 1344 uh each member is knighted um it's so funny you can just invent orders but wait can you just find what the fuck it their motto like why do they even does this exist i i get the history but keep going down to see if there's a thing of like what you might have to ask origins let's see let's see here it is okay when when the surrounding courtiers sniggered the king picked it up wait the king picked it up and the courtiers sniggered the king picked it up and the courtiers sniggered that's the bottom line you're never gonna know it's just it's just some metal a psycho wears around with puffy hands and we have to take it seriously it's just some dude with puffed up hands yeah that's it look if you eat rich food like babies you're gonna get gout and it's called is that what it is he's got a bad case of piss ankles in his fingers can you we ask ai if eating babies makes your hands puff up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no there's no biological or medical basis to eating human flesh hand swelling is usually linked to fluid retention allergic reactions inflammation and fucking kids i don't just chat uh chat jeep if you were asking because of a myth a joke or something you heard somewhere feel free to tell me i can help track down where it came from yo can you believe i'm still burned up about tim burgess right now i'm gonna be honest okay what the fuck you know what's rustling my jimmies right now it's not this it's not king charles's baby eating and good on him for eating babies don't throw me under the ai bus i don't like that it knows me not not on my chat gbd i don't like that and how dare it say intentionally shocking nonsense you tell tell the ai tell the ai that i i have never said i've never participated in nonsense ever fucking nerve talking to korean jesus like that dude you know grok huffed at me what yeah when i was doing the adrenochrome episode of derp with kerp and um you know iroquois blood uh martial cannibalism is related to it you get hyped up from drinking the blood of your fo and what also you can get a quantum entangled to a loved one if you're of the right blood type by drinking their blood when they die you could you couldn't communicate with them in the in the other crazy shit as long as you're the right bloodline you know you can't be a mudblood as they call it wait a minute so if i if you're the wrong so if i okay for example i don't never get no i think we should drink each other's blood you don't want because that way if i if i die you could keep doing the podcast i've heard of shit of people who are orderlies and when patients are dying they will drink their blood because they were already dying because there's some and they believe in some i swear to god that's a real cult thing i found and i've told you about ormus the scary i know that you're native people so no or no dude this is a crazy pill i'm giving out crazy i don't want to know this is gonna make me and by the way you don't have to trust me i trust you go to your local library jerk off and then go home and google it okay wait so get your head right get in a good headspace jerk off and then go home and google it okay wait so get your head right get in a good headspace jerk off with some bros down at the library then go home where you can do research with a clear head it's a motto that i've you know that's my motto for a long time now remember they tell you to go to your local library and stay there in the corner in the doorway forever okay uh do you ever jerk off in a library no you know wait i will say this in one of the frozens i was watching it and she's doing an actual ritual like in one of the things like she's doing like a jerk off and then go home and google it okay wait so get your head right get in a good headspace jerk off and then go home where you can do research with a clear head it's a motto that i've you know about disney by now right don't let your kids near it never mind anything woke even though who likes that i i don't know but disney was always a very bad bad thing always you know i used to think the bible was a bunch of fairy tales but what i've since learned is that fairy tales are a bunch of bible that's these people's bible these fucking fucks that run the world and eat your kids that's their bible yeah listen to that nonsense you're saying what wish upon a star lucifer who you are yeah some of us more than others upon a whore upon a star his real name's artur beak your dreams come true yeah his dream was to eat your kids take the cia underneath the lungs of a baby juice the pineal gland you're not crazy mix it with gold in a blendy and you'll be free you'll be a more psychic and you'll live longer and you know where you get it duncan do you know where you get that shit generational funeral home owners you know the groups that are like up to some shit that are are like uh custodians of these bloodlines yeah king charles being part of one of those yeah lines but all the dna tests and shit is has a very important purpose especially for fucking mormies okay you know they own 23 and me information the mormons yes i thought they sold it i thought 23 and me shut down and they just sold it well yeah they did but also they there's a reason they want it remember the finders cult yeah what are they finding what are they finding the same thing the tibetan uh monks are finding when they get a new dalai lama they're tracing your genes to see if you're a vessel get it a vessel yeah oh a dissociative vessel like hitler the perfect dissociative vessel hitler was i believe so you think hitler was possessed carl jung said it but he said it like it's a metaphor but i think he knew it wasn't a metaphor what about trump you think he's possessed is he a moon child i i think i okay so on jimmy dore show we played trump what he said because now let me let me be conventional conventional smart person about the disaster that is trump oh he's getting a lot of bad information from the people he's talking about he's getting a lot of bad information from the people around him because trump talks like he lives in another reality from you right yeah to juice the markets for this disaster right we had to do for israel all this comes from hiding epstein shit by the way the government shut no no i know okay so i think i think the government shut down mike johnson massey got that thing passed at roe connor the epstein disclosure act or whatever that they legally have to right they dragged their feet the reason i wondered why they weren't just xerox copying black squares is what like someone's going in and they're like oh my god i don't know because washington dc runs on government jobs there's a government shutdown to avoid complying with the law people like becoming a public notary or a paralegal i found this out playing at the fucking ville ale house in uh dc i go i know you guys had a hard day redacting epstein files four people laughed like really hard because they did they literally their day job because their other job is out yeah is blacking out epstein file that's why they don't do a good job so i'm like oh my god i don't know why they don't do a good job so i'm like oh my god i don't know like what do you redact your eyes that that makes no sense to me that part but the whole town runs on government jobs and the machine must keep go must go on so that's why they take the time to black out individually it's of patronage the whole town it's like if the factory you know i don't know is there any towns that have factories still yeah sure i know you mean that's what dc is and if you don't live there you don't understand where are you saying it's kind of like a money boom when they say to black out the files because you make so it's my side job to keep me going until my you're just blacking out files for money well what else am i going to do fucking crazy well the only democrats left work for are in they earn a living off of being in the government or they're an actor same difference do you know this is people are saying i'm sure you've heard this people are saying the reason trump is named the excursion in iran that we're doing oh an excursion epic fury epic fury yeah it's because if you google epstein files epic fury comes up first well they i mean it doesn't even have to be a close word for them to completely understand this is google cia owned google understand larry ellison is the shadow president of america and google has a lot of great uses i mean just because the cia owns something doesn't mean it's bad well what i'm saying is the cia for years now what when you type a great work i i mean i use google all the time you know as the guess i'm a glowy what guess i'm compromised because i go on google oh because i'm wearing an all-white outfit with a compromise with a q shaman hat by the way q anon have we all learned that that was in the epstein files where it came from steve bannon and jeffrey epstein were the dungeon masters of that larp that's who came up with q anon that's in the files so you see the hbo thing about it you wasted your fucking life because i who gives a shit about that epstein and bannon why was steve bannon and epstein coming up with larps for the public because this is a system of mass mind control we had stupid things for you to divert to but you don't have to get into the esoteric the things they do right in front of your face such as the excursion the excursion god that's really funny it's the worst name for something we had a bit of an excursion and would you want to go on an excursion with me it doesn't spin this is a realistic globe so right now finally and that's one thing i insisted on in our contract with mystery boys that this globe don't spin and then uh flatten out a bit this globe don't spin now dude this um so i don't disagree with you by the way that the excursion and everything that's happening is just some desperate flailing attempt by um by a pdf to like obscure shit well no it's not just that it's not just that it is also um so israel i don't know if you know and and this is really unfortunate certainly i'm not saying i feel this way israel has lost a lot of popularity believe it or not i have heard that and i have heard that Wise, I think wisely. People seem really annoyed with Israel. So the next move is Israel's going to destabilize wisely all the countries around them. They want them, who's your leader? We're blowing them up. Who's the guy that wants to negotiate peace? What they're going to do is they're going to ring us for every, as they should, ring us for every last drop of whatever they can get. Right. They know the scam's over. Like the mafia, they burned down the restaurant in Goodfellas. This is the burning down the restaurant. And then they're going to go, now we're a world power. Right. They can't count on us anymore. Who can blame them? Right. Have we been a good Shabbos goy? I think not. I think not. And as the great Ted Cruz has told us, those who bless those will in turn be blessed. And do the blessings ever stop around here? I don't think they do. You know, I got to say this. I don't mean to get sappy. I think you're a great goy. I try to Noah hide it out my best. You know, the Noah, the seven laws of Noah? No. Yeah, because it's some Talmudic nonsense. But guess what? What? Poppy Bush. Wisely, wisely in the 80s with Chabad. Yes. Lubavit, the Lubavitchers. He signed a thing saying Noah hides good for us goys. It wasn't a legal declaration, but it's like when they made the Mooney guy officially Congress that he is Jesus. Yeah. Which they also did. Yeah. That's why I wear this crown proudly. There. Noah hide is from the Talmud. It's the laws of Noah. You see, Chabad doesn't want you converting to Judaism. Yeah. You know, and it's not racist. Okay. Which I know the crew is going to say because they're, they're, you know, it's weird. You even need to say it's not racist. Yeah. Obviously it's not racist, but what you could do is, but it is weird. You would even feel like you have to say that it's an idea for what are you trying to point to? Well, best way to describe it. If you ever heard of Sharia law and being a Demi in a Muslim society, a Demi pays a Demi tax because you're not as good as the Muslims that because you didn't convert. Right. Well, that's what Noah hide is for Jews. You can be a Noah hide. And follow the seven laws of Noah. Okay. That means if you have any crosses and shit, get that shit out of your house. That's idolatry. So it's got a Muslim of them, doesn't it? Anyway, get rid of your crosses. You can, and they won't kill you. Probably. Who won't? The, uh, the chosen, uh, country. Who won't kill you? Israel. Israel. Zion. You know, sometimes you make sense and sometimes you just go off the rails. Cause like you were talking about Noah hide and look it up. If you don't believe me, don't trust me. Jerk off your library. Then look. Get up on your phone. My friends in the massage who love you, the massage, you're going to break their hearts. Can we take a bathroom break? I have to piss so bad. I've been holding it in a lot. I don't know how many people know you've gotten into making a TV and you're a genius. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, productions. Yes. Um, if you want my real quick, can I just show you? Can I just show you what my friends that I met at Barton Creek taught me? Please. Can I be honest with you right now? Can I be totally honest? That's one of the best things I've ever heard in my entire life. You know what? What are you doing tomorrow at 5 a.m.? Wherever that noise is going to be, that's where I'm going to be. Hell. Okay. After the show, I'll tell you the whole thing. Now, uh, the critically acclaimed hits that come, uh, Epstein that, uh, you know, not to brag, I did produce. You should brag. It's incredible, man. It's critically acclaimed. You know what we call you in the business? Multi-hyphenate. Oh, did I tell everyone? I haven't seen you guys in a while. I am in the Epstein files. I've been making that clear to everybody. You are? Oh my, yes. Uh, so is DeRosa, Big J. I was Comedy Central taping. I did. Yeah. Uh, somebody invited Epstein. For his birthday to come see it. Do you think he was there? I didn't get to. I don't know. If he was, he had the best birthday ever. That's all I know. Cause I was a hot one. Wow. I bet. So you potentially made Epstein laugh. His belly full of lungs and his belly full of fucking adrenochrome just jiggling away as you laughed. The guy eats a lot of jerky and cream cheese. You could have smelled adrenochrome flatulence that night. No. Okay. Uh, okay. Uh, oh, you're looking up my name. Yeah. Go ahead. Did it come up? There it is. Is there Dan Soda right next to me? Look at that. That actually looks like a great show, man. It was a great lineup and, um, there's no crime there, but if I did do a crime, I want to ask everybody, what, what would you even do about it? You wouldn't do shit. David, tell us the MC. If I ate three babies, you, you see any arrests for the Epstein files? No. So as far as you're concerned, I ate three babies. Fuck you. I just want to make that clear. I'm bragging to you. If I did eat a baby, you could have done it. I wouldn't do shit about it. No one would. There would be no comeuppance. Hey, when they say they're murderers in the Epstein files, that's what they were talking about. God damn right. And then a refreshing grape soda. I'm surprised how much billionaires eat 7-Eleven junkies. They love it. They love jerky. They love pizza. They get baked. They're just like us. That's how you knew Epstein was a real smoker because he would get a lot of the kind of stuff you get, you know? Yeah, totally. I want grape. Okay. So the Epstein, uh, let's watch it. Let's roll it. Yeah. Now, uh, uh, do you have a, do you, damn, it's so cool. You got the right to this. What is this strange and mysterious cabinet? Use your headphones. Oh, Leslie's staying with Jeffrey for the weekend. Long story. May I view him? You can look inside the cabinet, Jean-Luc, but you have to use the peephole. Oui, oui, French love a good peep. Classic. What? Magnificent divot. A little bit of divot, but you can't find that at the time of the show. I think he likes me. What the fuck? Uh-oh. You French dipshit. Great soda. Great soda. Great, great, great. He's cute. Use force, you must. Remember your training. Ha. Great soda. Great, great, great. But what about my friends? Great them, you must. Well, this is a fine howdy-do. I'm gonna find a new Dybbuk box. Whatever you do, do not give this little asshole grape soda. Ha. Okay, now press part two. Those Instagram constraints made me break these down. So good. So good. Okay, that's part two. So good. The Elon one's my finest work, but this is really great. The casting is incredible. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great soda. Great, great, great. I'm Palm Beach Pete. I'm an American. I'm Palm Beach Pete. He legs great. Uh-oh. Liberty and Levin. We've got to get the uranium. I'm Palm Beach Pete. You know these guys who still mail their sperm to ethos? It's like, buy a ranch in the desert and build an underground sperm lab. You know, like an adult. Yeah. Don't let it run all the way. Hold on. Oh, that makes me feel, oh. Wait. Nice. When do you do your stream? Whenever, man. You want to do it? Yeah, I'd love to. Because your penis, your remote viewing. It's not remote viewing. You draw celebrity penises. But I thought you were like remote viewing their penises. It was a psychic element to it. Well, you know, I don't like, I'm still a skeptic when it comes to that stuff. But, you know. Seeing is believing. You know what I mean? Because the next Epstein I want to do is the first, it's called the World, it's a secret thing called the World Power Slap Competition. And it's which Western nation first lady has the biggest cock. Oh, I love it. And it's just like power slap. I love it. But with their cocks. And so we can't show the contest on Epstein, but we can, the commentary is going to be somebody really good. Dude, I know I can draw most first ladies cocks. Dude, let's do another. Okay. Next Dirt with Curb. Can we do a star studded? Yeah, I'd love to. Girl power, first lady cocks. No problem. Because on the Epstein episode, I think I'm going to write it so that Trump, because I have him as Newman in the pilot. He's like, hello, Trump. Yeah. And he's jealous because his wife has the smallest, his first lady has the smallest cocks and she never wins. You know what? I'm not going to reveal it here, but there's a certain first lady. And I, you know, again, I don't want to say I remove you, but there's a certain first lady. When I, when I go where I go to, to see these cocks, it's like I'm forcibly pushed out by some kind of force field. What do you mean? We'll explain it on your show. I'm sorry. New podcast called tie you off the show. And then we never get. That's a good idea. I'll tell you after the show. Okay, that sounds fantastic, first of all. And like I said, the amount of first ladies with cocks. Also, I would look up Chuck Schumer's wife because you tell me his wife does not have a cock. I mean, they're married. I don't mean like they're not married. Dude. I mean, she's the husband. Number one, I don't know why this is A, controversial, or B. Let's take a look. It looks like, look, that one. That one right there. Look at that. Yeah, what's the big deal? I don't understand why we're hiding the beautiful cocks of our nation's first ladies. Well, she's not a first lady, but she could be. Well, you know what I mean. I mean, did Stephen Colbert literally put on a wig? I mean, I don't know. It wouldn't bother me. So, yeah, did anybody think about this at all? Oh, let's see their old picture of them. See that? There's an old, no, it's black and white. See it on the thing? Where? Senator, first lady, Facebook. Senator today, Iris. Okay. Beautiful white. What's the big deal? I don't want to sound woke, but I feel like. Iris is going to be this Isaac. I feel like you have something against. Dicks on first ladies? Yes. And I draw them because of Iris think they're beautiful. Iris, they inspire me. I don't have something against it in terms of. That's what I'm, that's the vibe I'm getting. Like, sexually, no. Sexually, it's the only way it can come. But in terms of a leadership position. So what? I just think that as a. You know, I'm a big TPSA guy, as you know. I know you are. And I think that God has ordained women with cocks to be in a certain spot. And, you know, otherwise, what's the difference between. You know, what are we doing here? That's old. I just think that's a musty take. I think. It does get musty down there. Honestly, I'll be honest. You know, my bias veers the other direction. Whoa. If I sense that a first lady doesn't have a cock, it makes me judge the first man. Yeah. Well, that's why I imagine Trump's pretty jealous. Because his wife's cocks are so small compared to previous presidents. That's why he acts like this. Yeah. He's acting like this because he's insecure about how tiny his wife's cock is. Let me address that. Let me address that. And for all the lefties out there, I'm not going Maggie here, but I must say this. Grower, not a shower. Make a grower. It's a grower, not a shower. Some cocks are growers, not showers. Yeah. Well, some are both. Yeah, but some are not. Melania is. I don't like to think about it. Grower, not shower. Why don't you? Oh, hold on. That is a very good point. You're saying. I'm saying that if you see. You're saying that. If you see the current first lady's flaccid cock, you will think, oh, my God, this cock is smaller than other first ladies. But it'll swell up to a nice trailer hitch is what you're saying. Oh, let me tell you. Can you pull up. I thought giving birth to that giant boy might have damaged your cock. Can you pull up the swollen king hands? You're saying it's like. Because when I saw. I saw those. The first thing I thought about was our first lady's cock when she's turned on. Yep. Yeah. But the longer, but still that same, like, just powerful. You know what? I think what I'll do is use those fingers as the censorship markers for the cocks of the first ladies, because that gets the point across beautifully. Hundred percent. I don't even use it on Michelle Obama. Now, I'm not. Honestly, you would have to extend those things out quite a bit. It's almost miraculous, the difference between the flaccid state and the erect state. It's almost like something that defies physics. You could just let's say you couldn't let's say for some reason the king couldn't get it full king attention. He could just shove it in like Keith Robbins joke about shoving in like mashed potatoes. Absolutely. He just you're trying to mush your flaccid dick in like a fucking. That's what. Oh, what the fuck? You can suck on King Charles sausage fingers for just that. That. Now, that is fun. That's a that's a genius. Whoever did this. Wow. It's a bit. Wow. We could order those sausage fingers. Let's get some King Charles. Do they have an actual. Wait, what's the nails on the link? What is this? That's it. Oh, wait. I had a Saturday. Let me tell you something. I'll give you a mystery. I got to go take a leak real bad. All right. That's these white clothes. Let's wrap it up. That's going to have to be a mystery, boys. Thanks for tuning in. Everybody to the mystery boys. Don't forget where we see. You don't do it every night. When do you do your podcast? A lot of times Tuesdays, but sometimes do twice a week. I just did it with Jay Parker, whose family from Martin, Delaware, was in the church of the Marquis of Hell. And he explained their horrible fucking Illuminati shit to me. Doesn't sound like a great church. It's it's not. You know, it's not. I don't know anything. You know, if you're going for the music, I bet it wasn't good either. The Marquis of Hell. Sounds like a great DJ, but not a great church. He described it as a plasma being. Keep your ear out for plasma. That's that's the scientists that are missing or plasma. It's only called plasma because I think Boehm, the guy who was studying it, thought it was alive. So he started calling it plasma to make it sound like blood. But originally it was called radiant matter. When you donate plasma, is this the same stuff that they're talking about? No. Or is that a different thing? They named radiant matter after your blood plasma. But it's think of it as radiant matter. That's the name. We should. I went with calling it plasma because he thinks it's the lifeblood. I've been donating a lot of plasma, dude. I feel real weak. Yeah. Well, that's why you have shallow and radiant matter. Check out. Also, I've got a late night stream. The night stream. If you're interested, please check that out. We are doing the Lord's work not to pat myself on the back. When do you do that? I've been doing it just about every night. Every every night. I can't. I'm I'm dedicated. I don't do this. Come on. You're a night to a night. I want to do. We need to go on your night. Anytime. Come on tonight. You know, Brian Callen said, what's up? Hey, tell him I said hi. Yeah. Well, thank you so much for watching. We will see you next time. God bless you. Live in the mystery. Yeah. I don't remember what we say at the end of it, but we don't have anything. I'm just throwing something out. Israel did nothing wrong. And live in the mystery. Mystery. I'm not going to lie. I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to say it.