The Most Insane Ways Men Have Flirted With Women

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, today we're getting into it, okay? We're going to find out the strangest ways that men have flirted with women. And I haven't even read any of these yet, but I am so excited because I've heard some stuff just in passing that I'm like, "What were you thinking, sir?" So let's find out. A random guy approached me at a coffee shop and said, "I just love that you don't care about how you look." Just think about what you're going to say for like more than zero seconds. And then you'll know that, like, this is offensive. You are insinuating that she looks like she's not taking care of herself. And that you like it. You know what I mean? That's such a stupid way to think of, like, of course that's a compliment. Because I'm saying I like it. My guy. Think about the other thing that you're saying. That is outward. I like that you don't give a shit how you look. You know what I like? That you smell like shit. That's not a compliment either. This is an easy one. This is why, you know, there's epidemic of lonely men. Bro, when these are the attempts, what are we doing here? A guy asked me what my blood type was. What the fuck is that? Outside of a doctor, that should never come out of your mouth. Or unless you're Dracula. And you're starving. What would be the reason why you would ask someone that? Weird. I told him and he said, "Oh my god, that's the hottest one." What is that? In no way is that appropriate at all. Again, unless you're the doctor, actually, what the fuck am I saying? Imagine a doctor. It's like, what do you, you, you AB, AB positive? Oh god. I'd be like, "Duck, what are you doing over there?" The fuck? Oh my god, that's the hottest one. I love blood. A guy walked up to me out of bar and didn't say a word. So far, he's better than the others. He walked up, didn't say anything, didn't fuck it up yet. And just handing me a business card that, well, there you go. Just fucked it right up. Right up. Hand him me a business card that just said, "Future boyfriend with his phone abroad." All right. I see what you're going for here. Like, I don't think this is as bad as being like, "Yo, what's your blood type?" This is like a little corny for me. I get how some girls would be like, "Oh, that's like kind of funny or like stupid or whatever." So that's not nearly as bad as the other two. Personally, I'm not pulling out props to try and like, you know what I mean? I might just use my words, but just handing a card future boyfriend. Ugh, come on. A guy I went on a date with once and then ghosted showed up at the cafe I was at after I tagged it on Instagram. I'm so glad I'm not a woman. He sat down on my table and said, "Wow, I think fate brought us together." Dude, call the fucking police and the fireman and whoever else is an authority. I have no idea. I think fate brought us together. I actually think this is illegal. Well, this is, is a crime. It is stalking. You're gonna show up and sit down on my table while I'm eating a panel of chocolate. Let me enjoy this fucking crusty ass croissant without you showing up and be like, "Oh my god. Rah-hah. Remember me? Get the fuck out of here, Roger. Get the hell out of here, dude." Dude, that's terrifying. See, this is, this is the issue, bro. The problem with this one and the first one is that there are some guys that are only thinking about like their intentions and not how it could come across. That's a huge part of any interaction. Like, if I say this, or if I do this thing, I know my intentions. But how will it be perceived? I was ghosted. Don't love that. You know what? I'm just gonna show up. Hey, how's it going, lady? Remember me? Of course you do. You purposely stop talking to me. Now you're forced to talk to me. You're not, like, you're not understanding how this could be bad. Greg just coined a new term. I'm not even gonna take credit for it. But Greg was like, "That's a haunting." So someone that you ghosted just showing up and being like, "Ha-ha-ha-ha." Like, you know, that's a fucking nightmare. That's a haunting. They're haunting me now. I ghosted them. Now they're haunting me as the ghost. What the fuck? A guy mailed me? No. Already no. A mailed you? No. This isn't happening. Okay. A guy mailed me a handwritten poem, but it was entirely made up of Drake lyrics. Oh my god, dude. That's not even a poem. I will say, as someone who's given a poem to a woman before, I'm saying woman, it was seventh grade. My mom was gonna throw out this fucking bottle of perfume and I was like, "I'll take it." And I took it and then I wrote this girl a poem and I put it in the thing and I gave it to her. She loved it. Broke out with me as soon as school ended. I should have known. She said she wanted to see other people seventh grade. But also entirely made up of Drake lyrics. Forgery. One. Forgery? Is forgery though that word? Well, I can't think of the word. Not forgery with plagiarism. First of all, not your words. Also, which lyrics are you putting for the Drake ones? Like, I'm very confused by that. I would say a good rule of thumb for men when trying to court a woman is don't mail them. That's a good one. We stopped doing that as soon as Paul Revere died. So I think that we can stop with the mailing. Like, and if this is not your girlfriend, I get that you know where I live, but I don't want evidence that you know. You know, don't mail me. You wrote out my actual address. Like, oh yeah, actually know it. Like, I'm cool with you knowing the building, but you know the numbers and shit. That's weird. I was at a house party with a friend and a guy kept coming up to me and saying, I have a magic trick. And every time he would pull out a flower from behind my ear and give it to me, it was actually kind of impressive. Well, hold the fuck on, dude. Real magic? I thought this is going to be some stupid shit. And it was the guy with like the business card again. Like, fucking hello, future boyfriend again. If he was pulling out, he's like fucking daisy rose. And just had different flowers. That'd be cool. You know, as someone who loves magic. But I don't know if that's a red flag, but I love magic, dude. I love it. I love being tricked. And like, you know, I love that sort of thing. I am a magician's fucking dream. Because they would do like a fucking trick in front of me. I'd be like, just mind blown. I'm very animated there. That's probably the most childish thing about me as I love a good magic trick. But as far as hitting on girls with magic tricks, I think this is a good way to kind of go about it. Because don't make it too corny. Like the flower is fine. But if it was like, it's 9, 7, 3. I'm doing my phone number. It's like, all right, bro. Like get the fuck out of here. You can do a real magic trick or fucking not. All right. Pull a dove out. 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Who looked up and there was a guy with the same dog sitting down and staring at me? Kind of love this. I kind of love that. I do think air dropping a stranger, not good. I think that's a little bit of a breach of pride. I kind of like that one though, honestly. He whispered in my ear, so hot. I let you peg me every time. What? I mean, what are we doing, folks? That's not something you whisper to a person who's a stranger. Is this a stranger? Oh, someone was hitting on her. Yeah. This is not your boyfriend. This is not someone you're like dating. It's just a dude being like, man, I'd love to give you a fucking silicone penis and let you just absolutely destroy my shit. Like, come on, man. You can't do that. So hot. I'd let you wear an artificial penis and just torch the place. Yeah, no too much. You can't really jump to that dude. This is like what you see on like tinder and shit guys like hey How are you? What's your fill anal and you're like bro? You got to wait for first something like that Jesus Christ a guy followed me around target holding the same brand of almond milk I had in my cart. He finally said guess we have similar taste and milk my guy. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, you like sale common milk - that's fucking awesome. Can I fuck it like bro? Come on. What are we doing here? Yeah, that's a weird one Following someone around in a store. What are we doing very weird to be doing that? I think that if you're gonna hit on someone in a store It has to be like you backed up. Oh, I'm sorry, you know, but don't don't Create those moments they have to happen naturally. Come on. You ever see a movie? I was at an event in the city with my girlfriend who was an influencer and she gets invited to these things all the time A guy came up and started talking to us and asking us about our follower counts. Hey, how are you guys? Just want to know how many followers you have just in case you don't have a lot and I can walk away right now I told him I wasn't an influencer later on the night He pulled me aside and said I think it's sexy when a girl flies under the radar It means you could be all mine and I'd keep you a secret from the world is is are the influencers okay out there Like what do we what is that? I like when girls fly under the radar First of all being an influencer is not the radar and the rest of the world isn't flying under that Okay, you're the one who's doing a very niche thing as an influencer. That's so funny. Oh cool. Oh, you don't care about that Oh, you know what I love I love that you don't give a shit about being seen and like flying under the radar and like Promoting every brand ever. I like that about you. I know what else I like that. You don't care about how you look Is that we had not people now a breeze that drew a heart in my latte foam and then leaned over and whispered I didn't do that for anyone else today Oh, I mean we're together, but this is blurry here like it could be very creepy But I will say actually a heart's not that hard to make I've never even tried to make a latte But I guarantee you I can make a fucking heart in the foam like you know If you want to hit on me as a brista you better fucking make a dragon skateboarding or some shit some crazy shit You know what I mean? Just just like a whole landscape fucking mountains in there's like a building and then like a witch in the Background flying is like I didn't make that for anyone today, you know what I mean something that takes like 30 minutes But yeah heart dude I like to do is like literally pour the fucking milk in you probably get that, but also that's just not a good place You know because if especially if they come there all the time you got to be careful with flirting with people like that Because if I show up here all the time and now it's like you're flirting with me Now I'm gonna feel weird about going to this place. I don't want to do this. Don't don't do this place He came up to me at a bar and told me he was deaf and mute, but wanted to talk to me. How did he tell you? How? He handed me a no pad. I should have just kept reading he handed me a no pad I mean wrote back and forth to each other for like 30 minutes then all of a sudden he started talking and said you said see Isn't that such a more intimate way to get to meet someone? I was disgusted What an idiot How is that more intimate? You're right there talking if anything using your voice and talking to a person in person is the most Intimate that you can get instead of writing notes back and forth when you're standing right there Lying about a disability that you possibly have like why would you do that? He told me he could tell I was a Pisces rising with trauma Yeah, everyone says that to me - I don't know what the rising means. I know there's different moons and sons and stuff like that But every time people find out that I'm a Pisces. They're like, yeah, yes Yes, and I'm like, yeah, I get it. You're creative and you're sensitive and you're and I'm like, yeah I think so I like to think so and like yeah, that's totally you up and down and I'm like, okay I wonder what was happening at the time that he told you this He's like I could tell that you have trauma You're just sitting peacefully at a place and he's like you look like you're going through a hard time Pisces with trauma daddy issues Did your dad leave you? Let's talk about that. It's kind of a hot start to any sort of relationship there I don't know if I would open with that like hey, you've been through the horrible shit. Let's talk about it Maybe just easy and with a hello first, you know, maybe give her a magic trick. She'd love that Well, there you have it folks. There are some men out there that you know, they probably need a little more time Polishing their approach I would say maybe more magic tricks and less sexual in you endos I would say I think that's an easy start right there. 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