The Most Diabolical Couple on TLC

(upbeat music) - Good evening everyone. Quick one million dollar question, gone to your head. Have you ever wanted to sniff your boyfriend's booty or have you ever wanted to sniff his armpit hair while you're at the airport? No, what do you mean no? This is exactly why romance is dead. 90 day fiancee. If you don't know what 90 day fiancee is, I got you. It's a reality TV show produced by TLC where an American falls in love with a foreigner and then they bring them to the US with the K1 fiance visa and they have 90 days to get married. And obviously it is never that easy and most of the time these couples do not end up getting married. But for this video we're doing 90 day fiancee other way where the Americans go to their country because let's see how y'all Americans can handle going to a different country. And if you're new here and you didn't know, this is what I started doing YouTube with. I used to do so many episodes of 90 day fiancee but it's been three years since the last time that I did one. And our first couple is Ali and John and John is actually from Connecticut. Okay John, don't embarrass me. And he travels all the way to Singapore to be with his girlfriend. So let's see how this meeting goes. - I've done this, John. The guns. - The time was different. It really was. - What was it different? - I was coming home. - Oh she's pregnant. Is anyone seeing John's guns? Like John has some big head. He must work out a lot. Okay John I see you. John looks like the biggest nerd that I've seen. Like oh my god. John. - If I could give John a makeover, I would probably just switch his glasses 'cause design of the glasses, I just feel like it does not match his face. Look at me being an expert when it comes to glasses. Yeah, John if you switch your glasses to like a different model, you actually won't look like a huge nerd. Yeah. - This one's great. - This is okay. - Yeah, right. - I'm just looking for armpit. - No, you're not looking for armpit. - I'm gonna shoot the armpit. - What? - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Why did she go in there so deeply? - She went in there for the first time. I try to give him a good sniff and he wasn't working. And then she went in deep in his armpit, time and place girly. And you did it in my birthday dinner. - And you did it at my birthday dinner. (dramatic music) - I lost my car keys a few weeks ago. Can you check if they're in there? She sniffed them so hard. I think she was able to extract his DNA and able to identify his blood type. I just know these two are sex tonight. This guy being the biggest nerd and then this girl who's into sniffing his armpit. Yeah, it happened tonight. - I always knew John's armpit. All the time, every day it's like my favorite thing ever. - No. - No. - No. - I feel like I'm high. - Yeah, how you on freshly squeezed armpit juice? You're nasty. - Oh, you're nasty. Is my boy John getting a little hard over here? 'Cause why are. John, what is going on with the nips, but what? - This is how they meet for the first time. And by the way, this is not like a weird thing to do that she likes to smell her boyfriend's armpit 'cause, hey, pheromones, it's very normal. But to do this at the airport with a bunch of cameras around. And like, can you just imagine me being tired as hell? I just came from a 24 hour flight from across the Europe and I see this shit. - All the time, every day it's like my favorite thing ever. - No. - I'm a weirdo, she's a weirdo. Together, we're a super weird, yeah, I love it. I wouldn't trade it for the world. - I'm telling you, they're both freaks. If they're doing this shit on camera, dude, we're talking about a nerd and then a girl who's so horny about this dude's armpit. - This is why we have only fans. You know what, maybe I'm the weird one that I don't really care about pherom or like other websites. But when it's someone that I know just part for a split second and I get curious and I'm like, wait, do they, how they, when they, you know, that's what I want to subscribe to. Like a random couple on VH, nah. Someone that I just saw for a few seconds and I want to know everything about them. Yep. - Tell my parents about the pregnancy. - Yes. So when we tell their parents about this, like. - I'm really scared. - I know, I'm scared too. - You know what, since you're scared, maybe you should give it another sniff. - Yeah, so she's pregnant and she's been wanting John to quit vaping for a while now. And I think John told her that he did quit vaping for a while, but then when he comes to visit her, he admits that he didn't quit and then she gets upset. She starts crying. John also gets upset and says. - I'm 49 years old. You're not my mom. I don't ever want to feel like I'm in trouble over something a grown man should be able to do if he wants. - Yeah, and one of the reasons why she also wanted him to quit is because vaping is actually illegal in Singapore and he could be charged. I think it was like $7,000 USD. But moving on to a couple that actually went viral on TikTok and they're called Jesse and Vittorio. Jesse is actually from New York and Vittorio is actually Italian and the reason why they actually went viral on TikTok. It was a clip that TLC posted from the show and people were suspecting that this might be a lavender marriage because they were convinced that our boy Vittorio might be gay. I work in fashion. I am a manager for fashion brand and then I also have my personal brand on the side where I design clothes. - Really y'all? Just because he works in the fashion industry, he's gay? - No, but people said that he was gay because of the way that he talks. And you know that expression? Oh, is he gay or European? Oh my God, so many people say that shit about me. He's a gay or European? - But he also says that being in the fashion industry, he's also been approached by a lot of gay men. Clearly working in the fashion industry, I've been approached by many gay men thinking that I was gay. (laughing) No, he's clearly working in the fashion industry people saying that I'm a gay or what? And I wouldn't ever be a gay or what are you talking about? - Oh, I love you talking, actually. - Like a guy, so come on, you know that I'm not a gay. I've been approached by gay men. We've done some stuff in my bed. But at the end, we both said no homo so that clearly is a homo. I mean, yeah, I sucked his dead. And when he'll see crew actually asking me if he's gay, he actually says, he says that he's 25 per second. I'm 25% gay, but they're gay's lesbian. I also have a feminine side, but their feminine side doesn't like men, but likes woman, because it's lesbian. So he is 75% straight, but 25% gay, but the gay in him is actually a lesbian who likes women. So the 25% gayness is actually straight in that sense. So those two combine both of those gay and straight sides, they both like women. Look, you know what? Loki, I get it, I understand. Me, when I do wanna come out, listen guys, it's 50/50. It depends if it's sunny, if it's rainy, it depends on the mood and what I'm feeling. Some days I'm 99% straight, and some days I'm 99% asexual. Maybe also a scarf we can make for Jesse. What do you think? I like it. Yeah, she likes roses and flowers and stuff. Okay, I love seeing two besties together talking about dresses and makeup and shit like that. Okay, no shade to him though, 'cause I love the way he speaks. I love his accent, but some European men tend to be a little more feminine. And I don't think the US is used to that, 'cause here in the US they expect guys to be a little more macho, but then again, there's also a lot of parts of Europe that expect guys to be like that. So I guess it all depends where you are from Europe. Do I think that this guy is actually gay? No, do I wish that this guy was gay? Next clip. And I remember saying, wow, who is this guy? Dude, I literally said that I don't think you're gay. And you're like, wow, who is this diva slay? And what made the gay rumors feel a lot less like rumors was when the girlfriend admits that they've never had sex before. My business, I'm around a lot of women. That way, and getting laid. And if you're thinking, isn't that pretty normal since they've never met before? How would they have sex on the phone? How would they have sex on the phone if they've never met before? So it's, I don't think it's a shocker that they've never had sex. Well, they have met before a couple of times. And yeah, they still haven't had sex. I'm not going to lie what he doesn't pick up the phone. I do have my doubts and my concerns. He's around models all the time for work. So he's around the temptation. Sweetie, how do I say this to you? I think you're worried about the wrong kind of temptation. Let me just help you hear a little bit. I wouldn't worry about him working with Victoria's secret. I would worry about him working with Victor's secret. Well, do they have a Victor's secret? How come we have a Victoria's secret? Oh, I'm going to be so upset if they don't have a Victor's. Isn't that sex is the cell that we have a Victoria's secret for women? But we don't have a Victor's secret. So you're telling me Victor doesn't have any secrets? We still haven't had sex yet. Maybe Victoria is getting his needs met somewhere else. Yeah. at someone else's DL husband's house. She's looking for another woman but the other woman is a 6'2" man named Brandon. Over here trying to find lipstick on his collar but you should be looking for beard hairs. Maybe just in the beginning it's gonna be a bit shock because I did not have some things. I did not disclose to Jesse that I don't live in the city center anymore. I genuinely don't understand how I can spend 3 hours scrolling on TikTok but finding 10 minutes to buy new glasses is where I draw the line. But thankfully Zeni today's sponsor makes that whole process really easy. Zeni is an online eyewear shop with stylish prescription glasses, sunglasses and customizable lens options with frames starting under $30 so they're very affordable. The ones I got are Zeni optical retro brow line frames from their collab with tactical grandma. I wanted to go with something completely different from my old style and these look really nice. 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But he used to live in the city and now he moved to the countryside and apparently he didn't tell her that before she moved and I don't know if this happened recently, like, I don't know, two days before she was going to move, it's because like, how did she not notice when y'all were facetiming that the background changed? If my 2B husband that I've been talking to for years, by the way, decided to move and we talk every day, like, I wouldn't see that shit through FaceTime, like, oh, sweetie, where the fuck are you? You haven't been at your house for like days, months? As I said, maybe this just happened recently, like, real recent a few days ago? I don't know. Especially in Italy, the European men, we have a lot of feminine in us, which makes us different and also makes us more sensitive, more romantic. More feminine, what are you talking about? Personally, like, I have never talked in a feminine way, dude, I know I'm European, but like, I don't do that stuff. What? Yeah, this is how I usually talk. So what are you guys doing lately? No, but shout out to European men out there, if you are an American and you are struggling to find a boyfriend here in the US, we're better. I'm sorry to all the American men that are watching this, but like, European. Now, this is when things actually get messy and his girlfriend arrives and how long can you keep the secret that you moved out of the city? Because they both get on Uber and like a few minutes later, she can tell because she's not blind that they're leaving. The city, and you can tell that she gets confused as fuck, she was like, where are we going? How far away from the apartment? A little bit there, like, you know, 20 minutes. Why, no, I got you with cities. Okay, I used to live before, now I decided to be a nothing of city cities. The way his voice gets so high because he got caught in a lie, I moved out of the city because the city got so many tours, but I don't want to live here. I'm sorry, but I love his voice. Something about some of y'all may find annoying, but the Italian accent makes with that voice to be it just sounds so adorable. For some reason it reminds me like a parrot. I want to like pet him. Nothing, the city city center, because there's so many tourists, it's a little between us. Listen, baby, there is just so many tourists and I moved, baby, please, uh? Mama mia, pasta, pizzeria. He said he moved out of Florence because of tourism, but is that the actual reason? What's he in a couple of minutes on why he actually moved out of Florence? The torio? So you moved, are you in Tommy? He had happened because I'm never here, I'm always troubled, and stuff that has said let me find a situation that is more flexible. I'm sure it's only this thing. I didn't lie to you, I'm telling you the truth. The way she turns back at him like, you know, 20 minutes. You moved without telling me? And I actually don't blame her there because she moved all the way from the US to be with you in Italy, and then if this is true, like a last minute, you're like, hey, babe, so I know you're here, but I actually don't live in the city anymore, and I just moved a few days ago to the countryside, to the countryside. What? And you know, she said you moved without telling me, and his his response to that was uh. I forgot. I forgot. Babe, I forgot. Babe, I forgot. Babe, why are you making a big deal that I forgot? Babe, it did just sleep in my mind. Did I move the a few days ago? Guys, what are we thinking about my Italian accent? How many of how many people have I offended so far? That's kind of a huge detail to leave out given that I'm from New York City. I'm not happy. I don't know why he kept this from me. It's kind of interesting that he says because he confirms that he moved out of Fiorensa and Fiorensa does tend to be like a touristy place. If he compared to Rome, Rome is wild. If he said Rome, then yeah, I get it. But you moved out of Fiorensa, something fish is going on, and I wasn't talking about Stormy's breath. And I originally thought he moved to the countryside to save money, which I totally understand. People move all the time for financial reasons. But then later on, he shows the house in quotes that he bought and I'm like, "Okay, you definitely did not move to the countryside for the money." You know what I mean in a few minutes. So now, we cut to the next episode when they finally arrived at his house and our girl was flabbergasted. It just seems like she just saw Dick for the first time in 29 years. Look at this long passage that needs to know where. Like this is Lakshini. The wish is just looking around like there's no way I'm going to be living here. Vitorio, she's not going to live there. She is from New York. New York is a crazy, busy city. It's crazy overwhelming and going from like that insane noise and that overwhelming city to the countryside. And Italy? It's not for her. I can just tell that it's a no offense to my viewers who live in the countryside. But this is clearly not for her. She's from New York. Is that Kim Kardashian suitcase? Or is that her? Damn, she kind of looks like Kim Kardashian now or is it just me? But why does she have a suitcase with her face on? The idea though, what if I get a suitcase with my face on it? Now I feel like there would be too much. The way she came dressed for this, like she's about to run a fashion show. We're finally here. So we're Starbucks and Sephora. How are you supposed to drag luggage to here? I think this is a poco tough. Okay, let's do like this. We leave this here. I show you the house first and I come back to pick it up. I love how he keeps throwing a little bit of Italian in there. It's just poco hard. And what do you mean? How are you supposed to drag this luggage here? Do you think that the house that our DL Vitorio over here was built back in 1720s for people to drag their luggage? The only thing that's been dragged through those streets is pasta. Tranquila, Tranquila! I show you. Follow me. I get you situated inside the house. Oh my god. Look how beautiful. Why does she? Oh fuck. She is so done. Do the face reaction? Her boyfriend was over here like. It's a characteristic Tuscan house built in 1820s before anyone was ever born. A roof held together by hopes and prayers. A kitchen where three generation of Italian grandmothers have been fighting over pasta recipes. A basement that definitely doesn't have a dead body buried in it, plumbing and start by Leonardo da Vinci himself. And a heating system that consists of putting on another sweater. And she's over here like. Like she is genuinely so upset and I don't blame her. She thought she was gonna go to the middle of Italy and enjoy if he ran say but then he takes her to the countryside. I would have been mad as fuck. And I also brought my expensive $200 luggage with me. We're literally in the middle of nowhere. Don't worry. Let's continue. Let's not look back please. Say bellissimi. Bellissimi. Oh god. To finally you say something positive. You don't communicate. You know that. You don't share it. I know nothing about your private life is a surprise. I wanted to give a surprise Don't surprise me don't ever surprise me again. No, you know what's crazy his house is a fucking mansion They zoom out of this dude's house, and it's a whole kingdom is a whole palace It's something crazy extraordinary and even inside it looks amazing. This dude is rich It's very like boutique Oh my god, this is the most Italian should I ever seen the fact that you're showing an American a bit day as if it's like something to brag about Look babe, but we have a B.D.A This is where we actually wash our booty Americans don't give a fuck about Americans don't care about the days also personally I don't like old-fashioned bday's because you can actually buy a newer model One for Amazon. It's very cheap and you can just install it in your toilet and just cleanse your booty That's what I do old-fashioned bday's on the other hand Not for me be blue could we also have a toilet to paper to clean your booty Impress your goal with something expensive. Yeah, impress your goal with a bidet. Now, that's what I'm talking about You smell a lot of the poop the poop from the bathroom She has not made for this I am relating to this girl so badly right now one thing that I don't like about Italy It's how obsessed they are with old things like even like microwave oven and everything. It just feels so outdated I could never see myself living in Italy and every time I go visit my sister I always talk shit about their microwave. They're oven cuz they suck. They're old-fashioned. I'm like Next time I visit her as a gift. I should bring a like a modern microwave Things I'm being thrown at me at once. Okay, I'm a little bit. I thought you were from New York a little bit scared Why it's gorgeous. Yeah, but when I had envisioned my new life in Italy I didn't think I would be in the moon. She thought of Sephora. Yeah. No, I'm obviously joking around here But she has every right in the world to be upset you literally lie to her that you live in the city And then a few days before she showed up You're like actually not any more babe. We're living in the countryside. Who grew up that she was going to attend Malano's fashion week But instead she ended up attending Vitorio's cow milking week Like she didn't come here to milk your cows at this literally a scene where he's like babe I've been waiting for so long for you to finally meet my favorite cow and he shows her his favorite cow I would have been out of there sprinting sprinting. I find Jesse to be a little bit upset So I do not think that Sex will happen for tonight. If it happened in heaven if it don't happen it will happen if it happened it happened If it don't well it will Huh, how's it gonna happen? I'm just so upset that we're not gonna be having sex tonight I'm just like I'm so devastated. I was looking forward to that Yeah, it's devastating Obviously, I'm just I joke guys. I'm making a joke because on the next episode They fucked I you find it just see it to be a bit upset which I don't even know why you're like why you're as you have said Mama me I give her pizza to you and she's upset with the pizza. You don't like my Italian pizza Okay, I'm gonna in this video here. 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