THE MOST CHAOTIC PICK EM EVER - Pick Em Week 7

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When we end, I'm going to go. You're going to wait for the funeral. A little bit. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Why did you tell us that you had a funeral? Well, I wasn't going to, what are we going to move? It's 830. We moved it a couple of times. It's not a big deal, dude. It's a different time. I would have done this afternoon or something. It's all good. Sorry for your loss. It's all good. Well, that's a bummer. No, it's all right. I knew you had, I knew you had a loss, but I didn't know the funeral was this morning. Like that would have, you easily can chime up and be like, hey, I have a funeral. How close do you know this person? Closely. Very closely. We can't see you, Dave, but it doesn't, I guess it doesn't matter. Very closely, but you're going to be late to the funeral because it picked them. Yeah, I mean, years ago, like, it was, you know, you got to move things around. Like, I didn't know the funeral is a funeral, a close funeral. Pepper is like, we're a virtual on us to make us feel. We'll be like, hey, you got to take your groceries or you got to like go apple picking, and that's different than a funeral. All right. And then to come in and suit, you knew this would come up. I mean, the first question I had today was, does anybody have any bombs? Because I got a list of some things. I don't have any, that's anybody have any. That's not a bomb that you came to the pick them with with with the suit and tie on. And then you're like, yeah, I got a funeral, but I'm moving around. Now I do feel, I feel bad, but like also, I don't even know Dan, I probably should bring this up, but I got an anonymous tip that was like, you know how if you suspect something before 9/11 and you don't feel say anything and then 9/11 happens, you feel bad. Like you knew, someone's like, you just bettered like, I have to say so you have to check on the well-being of Bosco. Oh, no. The alarms are all blinking red. Yes. Oh boy. And now he's dressed. So I don't even want to go in. I mean, I have, I, I, I, I, are you all right, Bosco? Yeah. Do you have a bomb? Do you have a bomb today? What a question to start. I don't know what that means. Do you have a bomb, Dave? So you're the only thing with somebody said, just check in on me. That's it. Was there a bomb attached to that message? But you have no like, got your culture bombs, nothing. I don't know if you consider this ghost ghost. It was, I think it was got your back culture. Oh, but the person with Rico's asking was, was that this message sent, by the way, can we, Dave, do you have, do you need a C date? Yeah, we're going to have to get. You're just, you're just like the Wizard of Oz right now. Oh, okay. Wait, wait. Yeah. So when I did that here, this, there we go. Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. Got it. All right. So Dave, what Rico is asking is this person, they just reached out and said, Hey, you guys are right. Yeah. Right. Right. Just to make sure that Rico's okay. They didn't also include like, Hey, I got this bomb that you can blow up in his face. No, it was trying to prevent the bomb. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that. All right. Yeah, I got some things. I feel like you take pick them tomorrow or something. You have a funeral, dude. We'll be okay. Like, all right. We'll be okay. I guess the guy's dead. He's not coming back. It's we go for 50 minutes. And then like, you make, we'll be okay. Are you at the funeral house? No, not. What do you mean we go for 50 minutes? That means the funeral started. If according to your timing, it starts in an hour from when we started this thing. Is it the funeral of the wake funeral went to the wake. Oh, my God. And like, because the wake I understand, like, you know, you can, you know, you can go at any time. Yeah, yeah. The funeral is a funeral, Rico. All right. How far away is it 15 minutes? So you're not getting there. No, I mean, this is crazy. Okay. All right. All right. It is. I guess that's the bomb. I knew it. I knew it today. I had a list. I was feeling myself. I was going to get out in front of my skis. And then here we go. But all right. That's a bomb. You dressed, you dressed, like, what do you, you're dressed? Why would, of course, we're going to ask you why you have a blacked eye. And it looked like you're going to a funeral. I didn't know it was a funeral. But when you answer, the funeral starts, yeah, very close with this person. It starts in 20 minutes. It's, you wanted us to bring it up. Otherwise, you would have had a t-shirt on that Scotchie culture. That's not gotcha culture. Rico, you're wearing a shoes tie. The first question is going to be, why are you in a suit and tie? All right. All right. I got my list. All right, Jack. Hold on. We'll check out. Here we go. I just got nothing. Not your culture is dead. I like that. I saw that. I appreciate that. It's a great shirt. I described the Bosco Industries. It's a great shirt. See that shirts in the, in the shop right now, Dave. It's a great shirt. Bosco Industries. Dave, how's the door? I did say it's a tough week. Well, I mean, she's doing much better. She's nothing compared to what you're going through. All right. Wild question about. You have a day. You have a jacket. No family. Okay. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go. Congrats on 50/50, Dan. Thank you very much. It's been in a while since we did. I tried to get set up by Hank to go accept this big check yesterday, but didn't in the Cubs one. So made the right choice. Also, the woman, my 50/50 lady sent me a very nice, she gave me a very nice note. It was awesome. Everyone's just cheering at me and wriggling like, go back to back, win it again. So it's been fun. Yeah. The max thing, Dan, the reply guys are not doing me a favor by lumping me into this shit. They're not there. I want that on the record. And like, you know, as much as people get hard, we got, we got unnamed in an hour. People love when Rico's got to go to the couch. Dave, let's do a little role playing. Okay. Like, let's reverse. Hold on, before you do that, Dave has, there's zero percentages. Yeah, he don't really care. He might not care. I might be getting out of my lungs, get mad at Hank in the gambling game. Yes. A lot of people immediately, they try to play the, the, the game of, oh, big cat. You're such a hypocrite. If Rico did this, it would be talked about on pick him forever and have a four-month suspension. This is bullshit, blah, blah, blah, blah. And to my reply to that, always is never for a second. Did I think Max was going to physically hurt Hank? I don't think Hank thought that either. Also, Rico has not been suspended for doing stuff like that. He's had a job for life. So it's like, it doesn't make any sense. They basically try to say, oh, like, it's, it's so unfair what you do to Rico and then you let Max do it. Max is different than Rico in that Max can, you know, kind of like he grabbed Hank's hat through it, grabbed his phone, threw it. I never, for one moment, was like, Max is about to punch Hank. Max and Hank friends. They're like very good friends. That's before. Yeah. So it's like, there's, to play the, it's just not even close to Rico versus Big T or Rico versus someone else who he doesn't like. But yes, go ahead Rico. I agree. It's fucked up that people reply that because then eventually, I have to just say something because it's like, guys, what are we talking about? Like this is not the same. Yeah. And this is the, you know, we all have a cross to bear. Like these are the sins I got to carry. I might have to carry them forever. But again, like if we played it the other way, like if it came, if I was crying to you, Dan or I was crying to Dave and it comes up on on names, like let's play the reversal. If I'm like, oh, Dave, you know what's on fair, Max, good. To do this if I was Dave, I'd be like, hey buddy, you go to work in sweatpants, you got a pretty good job You're in the mix, you know, like you like flying on the tree. I don't know what we're talking about. All right I don't say I don't. I'm totally confused in what what you're talking about right now. I think There are people who think they can speak for me that I that I should be offended on things And I want it known that like if if I ain't saying it you don't say yes Reco you're talking to your people the writers right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah You know because Rico's right like what happens is people then start complaining to me and you Dave being like It's bullshit like it's kind of it happens with mincey all the time where people like this guy Like this guy doesn't have a job, but mincey does it's like there's all separate cases I don't know what you want me to do not every single person is exactly the same Rico flipping out and throwing a high noon can at a big T or like shoving someone is very different than Max and Hank Yeah, I don't even notice it's like in Paris and so it's a non But they're you know, they think like you play the day when you say they you're talking about your own people Yeah, it puts Rico to bad spot because he doesn't want the comparison either He understands there's different the control the writers. This seems like a USU Rico. That's fair Well, this is the public forum. Yeah, this gets in you know, there's some guys who get you think they still want to do that, but yeah It's you know, this is town square day. Right. I want it known. Yeah, like head down Feel lucky you should be meet the new lucky one sweet tea from this peaches the vodka drink that's positively doing good Made with real tea and real vodka Non-carbonated the hundred calories and here's a scoop their new sweet tea is the only Volcano-based sweet tea on the market simple ingredients in a smooth full flavor that makes it taste just like the real sweet tea Best part every can helps rescue dogs find their forever homes as they work to a goal of donating one million dollars to dog Rescue's in 2026 so if you love true sweet tea this one's a no-brainer pick up a lucky one sweet tea today and give back one Can at a time. We're dressing on that. I used to walk meds by the way. Oh, yeah Wait, that that changed yeah, that changed from last week because last week you're like, I'm kind of off Um now it's oh, yeah No, it's I think what I like it Like what's the problem with Jebsky? What do you mean? I heard you got some problems with Jebsky. No, I was stressed about drops. We operate two different ways is how we operate He's very even keeled. I'm very fucking up the fucking wazoo. So we it we worked out And I was stressed that when things it was gonna drop during the the uh The game you would have got shit that way. He dropped it the right time. We killed it. He killed it So you're good with Jetsky? Yes, obviously you got jack fucking chirping into What did I do? Nothing to jack this is whatever. Go ahead. What would you like to do? I don't know what's going on right he's sending negative tweets about when things are gonna drop Like he's going to drop their in the game. It's like obviously. We know not to do that. Well, this is like the create like this We're just skipping this funeral Like you're just gonna miss I'm very if you why do you dress up for the funeral if you're not gonna get there You're not there. I'll get there. You're you're gonna walk in mid funeral No, did you tell anyone? Did you blame anyone on you being late on me and Dave? No, no, but then but we go. I There's no chance if you if you are telling truth and when the funeral is you have no chance. Okay We sent us a picture from the funeral. Sure. Well, okay All right, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's move the ball down the field. Yeah, I'm this does as confused as I've been it's all right It is so it's how it works good week right back in the till. Hold on No, you're this is a you have to admit. This is a A little bit erratic pick him right now. It's kind of like you know when a show does like a super artsy weird episode like the fly And everyone's like I don't like people love it people hate it I feel like we're in the middle of the fly episode. I'm breaking bad where it's like I don't really know what's going on But I'm kind of I don't know what's going to be dressed for a funeral or a guy or a girl I don't know who who he says he's very close to he's just not going to make the funeral. It's also It's like confused that we would ask what's going on It's a I'm right now. I'm a hundred percent on the rotten tomatoes fly episode. This is this has been all over the place But I would like you to keep going. I'm enjoying it. All right. Well, it's the last one on the list When it's time to answer we know I fucking been on the electric chair We know when this time for Dave to answer he's got to answer Dan Zupi yet to you know, maybe his day comes doubt it Austin doubt it jack is even answered when he's got it The person who's got to answer right now in terms of the electric chair is hanky Thank you, please. I'm I've always this this this spin zone is disgusting that you're trying to say you brought down state pennies Rico time out. We're going all the way give context Dave is so confused right now I'm this was on the show. He won the story. You're basically starting with like where we last left off Conversation. Okay. All right. Yeah Dave he goes against Oregon. He goes there. He's fucking doing the whole tour White out. He's fucking dancing a parade taking we were the shower. Yeah, we're rubbing it rubbing it in everybody's face And then fucking promoting yeah, right. That's fair. They they they lose. He knows he's going against me They lose and now he's maybe curse the program Like they should be mad at him. That's what I'm saying like the state pen people should be having hank on the fucking The block right now, but I'm that's across I'm willing to bear it's for four I mean, it's just stupid. All right. All right. Dave it's the fly episode There's poison you don't like. Okay. All right. Fine It's off day. Well, I mean, they're like you go to funeral Yeah, all right. What do you want me to say? I mean, okay. All right. Well, what do you got? What do you got? What do you got today? You got anything on the list? No. Okay, then let's let's just do the pics. But then whenever comment is just oh man They only stuck to football this week boring boring long subscribe and then it hurts me at the end of the year now What like this is a fly show? This is a circus show. I had a whole list Well, I don't even know like if I do this, I mean Here here's here's what I got all right. You wonder what I got here we got here we got Bad on the verge of losing it. That's not good. Got to recalibrate. You've had a plus year. You've got to finish though How you doing buddy bad? Hey here and that you need to chat? No, it's just not good at all in what sense I have an incompetent editor and a band of co-workers who want to see me fail Nobody wants to see you fail. How do we get back on the right track? Got to get Chesky to stop lying about when he can release Come on, man. Come on, dude All right, dude Ready ready. All right, you ready here. We go ready Bama minus two and if that goes in that's that's it. That's that's that's it. No That's that's it Dave that one like I've never asked All right, Bama minus two and a half. What are you talking about? Okay What is going on right now Did your mic break Oh, he's back. Can you hit talk? Yeah What was that last that I break it You could tell what's the last part of that message in the moment in the moment We all say things that probably shouldn't be repeated. So and now all right, whatever you could tell that guy to that 40th birthday Good luck getting that off the ground. Good luck, buddy I think he's gonna be able to get the audience birthday off the ground. No, not if not if no, not if we do we go down the hole and we do some dark stuff We do some dark stuff. Yeah, we hire some guys Is that gonna be in it's not gonna be in I lost my mind my mind in five minutes Crest about a release of an album like are you gonna put this in the episode? Yeah, okay, fine. All right, whatever Why won't that what what what was so bad about that I was losing my mind. It's not true You gotta crush it guys. I was losing my mind Well, you you came at me like you have nothing for the show you just wanted to be football. Yeah, I was fine up Well, you're right. You're right. You're right. All right. You took a stick and you like you got nothing you got nothing Whatever they've had something. Yeah, I wasn't gonna do it. I was gonna be a good guy That was the guy who sent me that was like don't do that But he didn't practice it. He didn't lead with I show you this you can't do it He sent it he goes don't use that and I go I can't promise that and that is also the blinking red lights guy Yes, yeah, cuz that did Okay, that's like I have to say it again. It's like I have a sense some bads about to happen check on your guy Don't use it for content. I'm like I can't promise that I'll try not to and I try not to you do Did credit to Davey tried not to but then Rico start to be a you got nothing what just come on this show You have nothing you just want to pick all right fine. I will. I have something now. I'm gonna have to use it What was the last part of that? I don't know a lot of laughs from Hanky over there Well, I'm not this is like this is not last series is like you know when you're like Someone says something really fucked up and you just laugh like you don't know how to react nerve laughs. Yeah All those co-workers out Well, that's that's jacks and then fucking bed tweets What did I do? When to release it when's this truck? I wasn't gonna bring any of this up you're a contour lion fuck. He brought it up. What are you talking about right now? I should have brought popcorn to this because I am very lost now and this poor guy is dead or girl enjoying the art 40 birthday is gonna be so mad. Yeah, cuz I already Well, he's got some big plans for it And now Rico's got not try to sabotage it is you do some dark stuff and I As as you can see I'm wearing the bus He's looking out for him. He's looking up for him by then Bosco sinking him if you tell me what you haven't a great you like stay out of the way, buddy Bosco you let me know. I got to invite to that 40th birthday if you need me to go as an undercover rider and try to try to take the whole thing down. I'm in How many times are you gonna let this guy That part is crazy. I've been telling you that forever. God forbid. I think people are like actually looking out for me He is he is spy for you. He is whatever. He is this time. He was Whatever I lost my mind in in the release of being scared and also Jack being like you holding this hostage. When are you releasing it? Like it just gets to you So you fucking lash out on the people closest to you. That's an apology. I've done that. What? Yeah, I mean you got a big thing that you were building like you you fucking you know like you want to fine-tune it make sure everything's great This is Bosco Industries. Yeah What was what was the last part of that message Dave? So I could it Let me see. Yeah, I gotta like flip it all around. Would you look at a Alabama game Rico? Nobody wants to see you feel how do you get you back on trap get your ass to you to stop lying about when he can release things I have been in compinant enter in a band of co-workers who want to see you fail There's not a band of people. Oh, that's that's Jack. Yes, that's wrong. Got it. That's Jack That might be true. Jack does want to see you. I Talk about this if you go roll the tapes. I you just want to pick those things you got nothing You don't have anything to do you got no bombs? All right It wasn't meant to be a bomb by 40 if he want to help you Yeah, good luck buddy. Hope hope you hope you hope the band is gonna be so mad that he's getting friend He's a big fan of yours Bosco It's like I checked in on our guy Bosco like you may want to check in on his well-being. Yeah, but Danny Hurley throws up before games and then goes and wins national titles like so that if it's working Leave me the fuck alone dude. Let me be a fucking wacko. It's like you said like Quentin Tarantino takes a fucking bag of shrooms goes in a bathroom and the next thing you know He's got a fucking Oscar winner like He checks me see that's the culture he takes me and it's got me that's got your culture that is got your culture big time Got your culture. We got to get it out of this fucking company Big why were you so adamant that this couldn't go in the podcast of course it is all right Whatever you're also Rico here's what you say Jetski Jetski listening to this right now dude Shake it said them in in the heat of the moment like you say it was really right before it goes out You say shit to people you say shit that you regret everyone in this room everyone in this world has said shit Did they regret and they would love to take back in the heat of the moment that happens who cares? Shows you got that fucking it shows you got that dog back in you You also don't know the ins and outs of everybody's day He's getting pulled in a million different directions doing this to go like it's yeah, it's Uncouldful, but you're stressed like you get stressed and you got guys fucking like looking to drag you down So that's how it's gonna go that's a man. Yes. Yes. Yes Incorrect I'm done with you're done. Okay. Yeah, cuz you got got no cuz that's what happened is that you saw the little jailhouse I could have brought up and you didn't look at and you didn't like it like I didn't call Jerry in the gambling cave He has you on speaker like I don't bring that those conversations was Jackie not know that you talked shit about no No, no cuz fucking Jerry was like when's it gonna go and everyone he's seeing what Jack's fucking saying, but I didn't fucking bring that up whatever Jack fuck you We play the song Rico the song of the the fall. That was that feels like 10 years ago When when is the show that should be the out yeah, that should be the outro the song of the fall Jack. What is it? What was it Jackie? Table oh yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, episode a guy taking down. We can't play it. Oh shit. No, I'm kidding. Oh, okay Read what are you looking for Rico nothing? When is the show drama reek you and Jeff keep it in hostage then he's tweeting. He's like you got a real winner here He's got been doing this fucking Max is going in here in room is about you and Sully like all right. That's fine. Just keep It's fine. You want to see a guy break? We'll see they are That's a threat that you're gonna break. No, I'm just saying. I'm no like that's the thing like You'll see I'm just saying but yeah, they want to see it They want to see like they want to see a break, but like you know like you ever heard the term like scary good Like maybe he's putting it together. He's staying out of the way. He's getting for all the years He didn't get it. He's getting it but like now we might have a monster. We can't control but like he's got it It's got it. It's got a culture. But Bosco you realize this is the least you got it. You're you don't got nothing right now You're you're spiraling out of control Bosco. This is like Bosco This is a situation where it's like you you you threatening in front of me and Dave It's like you know like when they do the the whatever the Commission report the 9/11 Commission They're like oh, yeah, the CIA knew that the alkyd have moved to to America. You're saying a lot of things are yeah Like scary like you want to see you create a monster. Maybe you created a monster like I don't 40 and you are these being ruined yeah, all right. You're right. All right. 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That's B-O-M-B-A-S dot com slash audio code audio at checkout By the way, Dave, I have something Rico. You ready. It doesn't involve you at all You ready? Yeah, Dave would you like to officially? Truce on Each other being our PR representatives because you got me back pretty good I got you for people who don't know big noon kickoff week three after Michigan lost to Oklahoma I went on big noon kickoff and I was like Dave made up pizza fest because he didn't want to show then this past week Dave was on big noon kickoff calling me a coward for not showing to Wisconsin Michigan Dave and I were not scheduled to go to either event. He was not scheduled to go to Evanston I was not scheduled to go to Ann Arbor neither of us docked Wow If Wisconsin was good, you would've gone to that game. I don't know. It's more Big new it would cost us money. I wasn't You were going again. It was constant was good. If Michigan have won you might have gone to the Evanston game I doubt it. Yeah, maybe pizza fest Uh, it was very funny though. I had a shocking amount of people and not it was a low amount, but still shocking Like probably six to eight people reach out to me and be like I heard you got in a really bad car accident I'm like how do you want some one of them? Yeah, it might have been it was crazy I was just like what how did you watch that clip and think I was living in a fucking sling moving my arms back and forth So that was like a funny crossover where it's like you forget Our chemistry and like parcel inside jokes and then going to Fox and it's like oh, yeah I guess you probably shouldn't joke about being car accidents, but people are still thinking I I want college football games to continue if someone got struck by light and die in the middle of the game It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to make the jump up. All right, Bosco. How do you feel? That was that was not about you. Yeah, it was good. Okay. We good? Yeah, college master's come back soon. Bosco, you want to go to big 12 me today? Yeah. Yeah, but what do you, you know, what the ideas I had didn't necessarily work like what do you want me to do? Like I don't I don't know. What about the square gun flower? I don't like that. I don't like that. Okay. All right, then never mind. I was just they they text me yesterday I don't know what I asked you the only guy can think of so never mind. Don't have to go. It's it's not that it's if you Like to nail it. So like, but if you know if you don't well, I can't hold your hand, right? I don't want me to do here. I just asked and if you don't want to go, but if this that answer wall, I don't know like that. All right, then we won't do it No big deal. All right. I'm mad. You talk about a guy coming in high to an episode and then leave it low. Oh, you were coming in high. You're going to a funeral. You can't be lower. You can't be lower. All right. You have a funeral. You're going to a literal funeral. That's as low as you get. Yeah, I know. Which by the way, you're just not going to which is going to be overlooked. I don't understand. All right. All right. Let's do let's do some picks. Let's do some picks so we can get Bosco out the door. By the way, standings. I'm at 53% in first place. Dave, you're 52% Bosco. You're 42% Bob Diaco standings. I lost my first mortal that Notre Dame game. That was brutal. I you know when I know it was so far off and over, but you know when and over is fucked when you get a fourth and one on the goal line on the opening drive and they don't get it. It's just like it doesn't matter. Whatever happens for us. The game. You're fucked. We also had some crazy. The Vandy beat was terrible. Vandy. Vandy. We have costs. I bet our parlay. That was our parlay. That was the pick and parlay. Yeah, that was so fucking brutal. I mean, they just just tackle the guy. I'd like Colorado worst. Colorado. Colorado. Colorado. Yeah, TCU. Colorado. That was crazy. Do you see that one, Dave? No, they they were they were upset. The spread was 13 and a half. TCU had like a 75 yard run to which like no time left to the the Alabama game, that just they were covering the whole fucking game. And by the way, probably a fucking choked. Yeah, that was brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal. So I'm five and one ebos, five and one, Zupi's four and two, Hank's four and two, Rico's four and two, Jack, you're two, three and one, Dave, you're two and four. Let's do our card or sorry, our games the weeks at Boars head. We've been going back to school for over 115 years. And this year, every school lunch is reason to celebrate with the flavors your kids love and the exceptional quality you expect. Helping you make school lunch fresh, easy and delicious. Bring the bell. The deli is. Boars head committed to craft since 1905. All right, boys. Big noon kick off. We're going to be there Ohio State at Illinois. Illinois plus 14 and a half over under 49 and a half. I'll start with you, Bosco. I'm going to take the under and trust Ohio State's defense. The way they've been playing. I like that. They have been ugly. I think they can win ugly 30 to 10. Don't ugly. I don't think they've given up a touchdown in two games, I believe. I know they didn't give one up. Yeah, no, they didn't give one up to Minnesota or Washington. Their defense is insane. And I Illinois is paying up. I think this is a game where Ryan Day. I would lean Ohio State. We're going to be there, though. I feel like this is a game where they're up big and they kind of take the air out of the ball and just do enough to get out of there. Because that feels like what Ohio State's doing right now, where it's like we're just so much better than teams. We can just. We can play it like 75% speed. So I'm going to take the under 49 and a half as well with you, Bosco. Dave. I like the over actually here. I think that like this thing not spinning. Am I the wrong way? Yeah, you are. Let me see. Um, all right. I for its low. It's for nine. I think Ohio State's offense is very good. Illinois's defense is not very good. So I think Ohio State will put up points and I think Illinois will put up points, whether it's in a blowout or along the way, but you'll have enough points to get over that over. So I like the over. Okay. Uh, next game. Great card this weekend. Alba. Mizzou. Mizzou is plus three. Over under 51 and a half. I've struggled with this game because I do that. I've never had less of a read on the game. I think in the 20 years of doing this. It's crazy. I think Ty Simpson is so fucking good. Mizzou is good. What is his eyes, man? Now, let me look it up. Mizzou is good drink with Scott. I've got the boys rolling. They have. I'm occupying this Missouri. He's good. That's my problem. Yeah, they have not. So they played two real games. They beat Kansas. She'll also Kansas, potentially that final score is misleading. They covered the spread with that long run at the end. Uh, and they beat South Carolina. Who thinks it's not very good. The other games they played is like Louisiana UMass central Arkansas. That's the question I have here. Not who have you beaten two of you played and like South Carolina, we don't think is that great. Kansas, not that great. Uh, Tyson. Is that like a riddle? It's not who you've beaten, who have you played the most often the question is usually who have you beaten like all these teams have beaten somebody good. Missouri hasn't even played anybody good. South Carolina. Again, like, it doesn't have the same thing kind of just different way to say the same thing. Not to pick on you, but isn't it. Yeah. Okay. Uh, they are weird that you're like, it's not who have you beaten, but who have you played. I met the question being asked the Thai Simpson is six and a half to one day. I got a 20 to one holy shit. That's nice. Yeah, I bet it before the Georgia game. I like that. That's real nice. Uh, what do you got in this game? Rico, I hate this game. So do I, but take Bama. I'm going to go with Bama as well, minus three. I, I get on this take. I was unimpressed with Bama against Vanderbilt. Like I, I came out of that Bama Vanderbilt game more impressed with the Vanderbilt and more convinced like everyone in the SEC is kind of mush together. So I think I'm taking Missouri here, but it's more just because they're home. I don't know that they're any good. I just don't think Alabama is great. So I'll take Missouri just because they're home. Okay. Uh, next game. Indiana, or who would you take? I took, I took Bama, minus three. Okay. Indiana, Oregon, Oregon, minus seven over under 55 and a half. I'm going to take Oregon, minus seven. They're all for buy Dan landing does feel Dan landing actually feels kind of like their, their, their core Larry's with Kurt Signetti. Remember the Dan landing game, the Colorado game a few years ago. Like when he can put it on you. He's going to put it on you. And I think Indiana's good. I just think Oregon's on it in a different class. Like I think Indiana can definitely, you know, make it back to the playoff. I think they're a good team. I think Oregon's just that level above it. I, the, the teams that I have in that level right now are Oregon Ohio State in Miami. Those are the three teams right now that I think are a step above everyone else. So I'm going to take Oregon, minus seven. What do you got Rico? Oregon and the under as well. I know Indiana, you know, obviously they can score, but I do trust Oregon's defense as well. I'm going to take the under. Dave, what do you have in this game? I'm totally on the other side here. I like the over. I think in the end, I love the quarterback windows. I think they can put up points. I'm not going to touch the spread. But I, I, my instinct is a close high scoring game. I'm taking the over. Okay. Um, the only thing that makes me nervous about minus seven is signety is definitely a spread coach 100%. He's, he's definitely a, if you're not going to, if you're not going to win, cover the spread. And I'm not can as Oregon's totally in that next level yet. So that's why this would be close. That win against state pen gets knocked down a little bit. I don't see it that way. I see it. I see it. I see the opposite. I think Oregon beat Penn State twice. Yeah, I agree. You know, it's not, it's not like, oh, UCLA, like Penn State, it's not very good. Penn State had an entire year to get ready for that Oregon game. They emptied the clip against that Oregon team. They had nothing left. So Oregon beat him twice. I like that take. Yeah. All right. Second, the last one, Oklahoma, Texas, Red River. Well, geometry, don't do that. Don't do what snort into the mic like that. I didn't mean to do that. I apologize. Uh, geometry are probably not playing. I mean, he's like, it's all up in the air. I don't know. Do you think he is playing Dave? I assume that line was with him playing. I, I thought so too, but it's like, I don't know. It just feels like it's, it's back and forth. And I guess maybe Oklahoma could just be keeping him. How, how effective he's going to be. I like Texas with that line thinking he's playing. I think Texas just, and I was way off. I thought Texas. I thought Archer is going to have a good game against Florida. Florida. Fucking killed them. That was, I know it looked close in the end, Billy Napier, his, his clock. management. He just gave him a free time out at the end of the game. Uh, arch is just lost and Oklahoma's defense is for real. So I'm going to take Oklahoma minus one and a half, whether he's playing or not, just because I think that this could be, I usually love betting the over in this game. I will not be betting the over in this game because I think this could be a like 13 10 type of game. Dave, I'm on Texas. I think this, this game, the red, red, red, gray is generally a get right game for the team that needs to get right. And you don't expect it. The line I thought he was playing like Florida was due for that win. And Texas, I was like, I think my money line pick or whatever. So I like Texas here to be Oklahoma. Again, the teams are all. There's no super teams. Oklahoma has the one win really against Michigan, but that's an early Michigan team. So I like Texas here. It's probably smart to take Texas at this point in the week because if geometry or does play officially is in, I would see it probably Oklahoma finishing is a small favorite. If he's ruled out, it will probably north of three for Texas. So you get a nice discount at minus one and a half. Outline to me is that he's playing, but who knows? Rico Oklahoma. Okay. I like to meet him with the back up. I just maybe like arch ain't the guy. I'm just going to go with Oklahoma. Yeah, I'm betting on Oklahoma's defense more than anything. All right, Michigan at USC final game of the night or five game card. USC's minus two and a half over under is 57 and a half. I'll start. I'm going to take the over in this game. I like the over in this game. Dave. I'm going to take Michigan. I hope we brutalize them. Obviously, USC is a very different team on the road versus home. And the big 10 has seen this travel. It's a huge advantage for whatever team is home in these travel scenarios. But I'm going to go based on Michigan's just a tougher rougher team on the line of scrimmage. I think we have a wide receiver who's starting to show himself as a potential one in McCauley and the more every game that under a blazing, it's better. So I just think Michigan brutalizes a soft USC team. That's what I'm hoping for. Rico. Michigan. I agree with that as well. Very tough. I listen. USC is good. I was on them early. People kept me in like, they're going to end the season, not ranked. I was like, watch out for USC. Turns out they're not as tough as we thought. I do like Michigan here in this spot. Okay. Their style of play. I think travels well, even across the country and early, whatever it is. I'll take. I'll take what do you mean early? What is this? What time is this 7 30 PM? All right. Then I'm off on that one. That's okay. I look good accountability. Yeah. You got a funeral in a minute. So like you get your heads other places. Are you going to walk in and sit so everyone looks and turns back at you? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. You guys like a save a save this. Your seat is saved like up front. Or are you going to sit in the back? No, sit in the back. Okay. Hey, it's PFT. Look, we all know NFL Sundays are sacred. And so we found the perfect way to make sure we don't miss a single snap of NFL action. We're fully dialed into NFL Sunday ticket and YouTube TV. When you bundle NFL Sunday ticket and YouTube TV, you get every game every Sunday period. 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UNLV minus six and a half and over 65 and a half. Oklahoma minus one and a half. Merrill in plus six and a half. Michigan plus two and a half. Georgia minus three and a half, which terrifies me with the Ole Miss look ahead on deck. But I just trust Kirby. Utah minus five and five and a half at night. South Carolina plus nine and a half against LSU. I like that. I like that Georgia pick. It's on my card. I think Auburn can't. I mean, they can't Jackson Arnold like just he holds a ball forever. He gets sacked like 10 times a game. Dave, your card. Michigan plus two and a half against USC. This game I love tomorrow night. Washington plus 10 and a half at home against Utah. Rutgers. I think it is tomorrow night. These two teams played last year. I took Washington. They dominated the game and lost. It was I branded about that game for about an hour. I think Washington smokes them. The over in Illinois, Ohio State already gave four and a half. I like the over in Oregon. We already gave this, wait, yeah, Oregon, Indiana over 55 and a half. Iowa, my three and a half out Wisconsin. I just think Wisconsin is horrific. I'm sorry, Dan. Texas already gave out some of my writing here is getting a little bit touching go. I like Auburn at, you know, opposite you guys at home against Georgia. Arizona State plus five and a half against Utah. I think that goes down the wild Arizona State always plays close games. I could see them winning that game. Maryland plus six and a half against Nebraska. That was a good cover for Michigan State. That would have been devastating if they had come back. They were winning in that game versus Nebraska the whole time. The over in Arkansas in Tennessee 68 and a half in Tennessee 12 and a half and Florida plus seven and a half against A&M. I think Florida. That's a big win for them to build on. They kind of turned a corner last year a little bit. I think that games goes down to the wire. Yeah, I agree with that pick. I like that pick. All right, I'll do my card real quick. That that was the moment they've on Saturday when you're like, if Michigan State doesn't cover. Yes, just like just because it was right after Vandy and it was like holy shit, is this good? And they were covering the whole game. They brought it in a backup quarter. Michigan State's quarterback. I think said he doesn't go fuck about their fans, which is a hilarious thing to say. Yeah. All right, my card. I have Texas Tech minus 14. I have Utah State. That's a late game plus one and a half in Hawaii. I like Rutgers, Washington over 59 and a half on Friday night. I like Dave. You're your personal revenge pick there. Florida State pit over 58 and a half. Maryland plus six and a half. UNLV minus six and a half. I'm with you on that Rico. Georgia minus three and a half and BYU minus one and a half. By the way, Dave, I heard a rumor that there's a chance we could be going to BYU. I wish I had known that before I talked to all that shit about Cosmo. Yeah, so I think we're either doing the Holy war or ASU. But I mean, we don't have to. I mean, it's I talked a lot of shit about Cosmo. I said, I actually recommend it. My vote was the Holy war. I think that it will be there early. It's like BYU kids aren't drinking. If we go to Arizona State, they got to be up. I know we love the coach, telling him, but we'd have those kids like party. What are they going to be up at? Like seven a.m. Maybe. I don't know. Big noon kickoff. Arizona State is awesome. All right, mortals. I'm taking Michigan. Michigan. Oh, love that. Yeah. Same. Okay. Hey, let's go. I think this is Bully's all city. I think it's Bully. I'm totally trying to bully. But you see, Sean too. He's like, yeah, the call scene is going to be sold out because we're here. Lincoln Riley hated. He's like, I don't care what that guy says. All right, Zupi. Tennessee minus 12 and a half against Arkansas. That game should have a lot of points. I wanted to I looked at that over. It's like 68 and a half. You need such a perfect game for 68 and a half. Jackie, Utah minus six and Ebo has Maryland plus six and a half. Okay, good. I already had it on my card. Dave Arizona State plus five and a half. Rico finishes off. I was state minus two and a half. You look at, listen, the two years we were good in college, our defensive coordinator to treat it like a boxing match. Like you got to get to the you, you got to win the qualifiers and then get to the title shot when you're in the divisional race. If you look at Iowa State here, they got a brutal run down the way. BYU Arizona State, TCU. You got to win the qualifier to get to these title shots. I like Iowa State minus the two and a half against Colorado. You've been chasing Iowa State. Yeah, a little bit recorded. Your Nichols coach there. Yeah. I like that. What was the quote? He was a big boxing guy. He used to show us the Mickey Ward. Goddy. Goddy fights. Yeah. Yeah. And then he was like, you got to win the qualifiers to get to the title fight. Like it was Curry or Plymouth State. Like we knew. So we had a beat teams. Okay, Hank. We had a beat teams to get there. Yeah. So just actually buried the hatchet with him from like 15, 16 years ago, reconnected with him. Oh, wow. That's good. What was the fight about? play in time. A little bit. [laughs] Yeah, so then we were doing a video for my buddy going into the whole of fame and I reached I wanted to get all the people to say congrats And then I needed him and I reached out to a buddy. I'm like listen, just don't say it's me. We don't like each other like Get him to send you the video and the guy was like if you want if he wants me to send them a video You have him call me like we'll play nice Barry the hatch and like All right, so we had to have an awkward conversation, but as it turns out, you know little things don't matter that much So I love that a 16 year grudge over playing time. I fucking love that Rico He also left us we were built into a championship thing. He left to go take a head spot So but he turns out he's a good guy. Yeah, what do you mean? He was an assistant? Yeah, and you got Matt He went and took a head coaching job. I Did it on a whim we had to find out, you know, yeah, it was like word of mouth. Where did he go? Wasn't really a team meeting What do you go for Nichols to wear? We're already in the weeds that it's where did he go? Well, the school's closed now So Mount Ida, but he's a good guy. It's a good guy They closed because of him. No, no, no go over react a little bit, you know, yeah, it's all of this yeah, all right Listen, this was maybe the most what does it? It's uh 1020. All right. Yeah, so you're 20 minutes late. Don't be good. This is an artistic pick. And we've ever done Everybody is not gonna be happy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, we're taking that thing down Yeah, we're taking it down. You were taking it down. All right. See you everybody good. I go