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We are not cutting to the fourth cam yet because you are not able to see their costumes until the episode starts. And I promise you, you're not going to want to miss this. We have some crazy costumes. These are going to be the best YSK Halloween special we have ever done. But if you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below, then you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong, go and fill that out. Get your good karma. The documentary is right around the corner. I know y'all are waiting. I know y'all are anticipating it. And we are so excited to show it to y'all. We just want to make sure we're doing it the right way. We're doing it the right way. And if you want to be one of the first people to see it, not only in the movie theaters, but just at your home, head over to the best place in the world. That is Patreon, patreon.com slash you should know podcast, where you get, I kid you not, like five to six extra hours of YSK content, like per week. Like in one week, we dropped like eight shows, like two weeks ago. I'm telling you, it is, I don't just talk about it because of whatever y'all may think. I genuinely, genuinely love. And believe in everything we do over there. We put the most time and energy over there. It is literally like Netflix of YSK. And if you go over there, you will not be disappointed. That is Peyton's guarantee. We love you. We love you. We love you. Happy Halloween. Let's get spooky to the rest of the episode. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Now, I haven't seen his costume yet, so he's about to come in. I don't know where he's at. I gotta, I gotta, I'm not looking until he gets into this camera. Come on. Where are you at? It's clover time! Roar! I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. I don't like it. No, no, it's actually. It's clovering time! No, I don't like it. Roar! What do you got? I don't know which one's my middle. I only have four. It'll be, it'll be that one. This one. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. How you doing? Good. No, that is terrifying. You got to bring that mic closer. I don't know if that can stay on the whole episode because your voice. Oh, it can't. Oh, it, hey, right here. It can't. Can't happen. But, but you should keep it in, or you should keep it on right now as we introduce our fourth camera. The, the, the audience hasn't seen it. We haven't seen them yet. Introducing first, we got Barney's here. Barney's absolutely deflated. It looks like Barney on like acid. Barney, Barney took a molly and he is melted. And then. I don't want you, no, I don't want you in trouble. And then we got Mr. America himself. NASCAR. Loving. We got Mr. America. I don't give a piss about nothing but the time. Don't look at me. You're quick head movements are terrify- they're terrifying, oh, and then we got, now, now explain to me, Robbie, what you're- they can't hear you, so explain to me what you are. I'm officially a leaf blower. It's actually good. Where did you get real leaves? I look crazy picking them up. We got a leaf blower. All right, Kim, you can take off your helmet. Are you sure? Yes. So we can get in. It's in my head, not a helmet. One more thing before I go. Okay. What? Do you happen to know what time it is? Do I know what time it is? Yeah. What time is it? It's quarter to eight o'clock! Oh, oh! Ah, you big, rocky my nut. OK, take it off. Oh, no. Oh, no. You know, it's OK. Ah, you really hit my nut. I know. I'm so sorry. I can't see too good. Ah, here, I got you. Oh. How do you feel, Cam? Oh, a lot of good. Happy Halloween. Oh, happy Halloween. Now-- Oh, my god. He's inflated. What the happened? Barney's erected. My god, he took a shot. We got Barney, Mr. America, Buzz Lightyear, and The Thing. The Thing. Here, and a leaf blower. And a leaf blower. You look good. You look good, Buzz. Thank you, man. Lot of-- way too much lower extremity showing. I mean, that's the thing. Way too much. That's the thing about getting costumes our size. I'm surprised. That fits you so well. I tried it on in-store. It was against store policy, but I did it. I had to. You tried all that on in-store? Yeah. Well, not the accessories. I didn't know I had four fingers until about five minutes ago. So this is going to be a. This is going to be something. I'm going to grab something and completely drop it. I mean, you look good. I think this might go down as one of your best Halloween costumes. Thank you. You don't have to do the voice. Mask is off. I'm Cam. I'm just Cam. I mean, it genuinely scared me when you came in here dressed like that. If you can't see audio listeners, you should know on the Halloween episode, you go over to the YouTube episode to watch. You have to. You absolutely have to. It's like watching the-- it's like listening to a review of a movie that has-- no, you got to go see it. Just go see the movie. Yeah. How was your week, bubba? Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween to you, you little purple penis. I do look like a purple. I look like Barney's. Wait, let me put my head back there. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my god. Well, it is darker than the skin. Makes sense. Oh, no. What light turned off? I think it just flickered. OK. It was a quick flicker of light. Yeah, well, welcome to a Halloween episode. You look good. Yeah, but, I mean, very top heavy. Oh, yeah, very much so. Getting a little choked. What's in there? It's an inflatable chest plate, and it made me real strong. Had me nice delts and a good upper chest. This mother can incline bench the world. Yeah. Is it like-- and, like-- - Air in there? Like what is it? - It was a cold, just lung air. - Nice. lot into i went and it didn't come with a needle so i was biting down the little nipple thing going for like 10 minutes and i was like i'm gonna pass out and then i put that you go hey we ready i put my mask on 10 minutes later i'm sitting there going it's hard it was hard you look great though too thank you not gonna lie what's up where now where'd you get that one from right we're not gonna talk about an obvious thing spirit oh you're buzz lightyear without wings i know can we that's so disappointing and gloves like this is like i'm i think i think you're you got wings no i didn't i didn't buy them i did oh they're in the trunk oh my i my wings are in the trunk buzz lightyear's not here to fight crime he said buzz lightyear's is here to be an intergalactical space ranger space ranger not cadet i'm to infinity not beyond i'm just i'm not i'm just staying at infinity right just just flirting on that line of forever yeah i like it i like it well you look good i think i think um between i mean there's some great costumes here i mean this all looks fantastic oh i think i think you i think you got the best costume or barney i don't know but the mr america pierce that's just pierce's like yeah that that's i i genuinely dream for him yeah that's pierce behind closed doors yeah like that's how he wants to be 100 that's pierce like eight years from now oh yeah eight or eight years ago or that that's pierce when he discovers beer we saw that high school pick oh my god no that's that guy would hate that yeah oh that guy would hate high school pierce why don't we just throw the picture up right now so you know we're talking about that's it right there oh that's the worst picture ever okay let's wrangle it in here good job everybody on the costumes happy halloween you know ysk tradition is during the halloween episode you have to throw on your costume you have to you need to be watching it right now we need to see you tagging us watching the pod while you're dressed up yourself but how was your week bubble what'd you do we were together this weekend we were together hey that in itself that thing you just said in itself well it's being together this weekend the amount of things that happened this weekend yeah is we'll get into it we'll sprinkle them in yeah we a lot of stuff happened um can you move that that pillow it's really bothering me because you look like it just and it's so dirty yeah what it's like skin yeah we were together this weekend me and cam went to formula one in austin texas together so it was fire so fun i've never been to formula one because i don't have enough money oh my god the amount of money in that is insane that it it is like legit shocking how wealthy and affluent everything was i was like oh yeah oh and it's one thing to go out in public with cam it's like it's one thing on its own you gotta like you gotta understand he's not used to this anymore anytime he is out you gotta you gotta keep an eye on not used to what being outside that anymore true no it's been a while it's like i can't say that because but you can't it's it's going out with cams you got to understand his excitement level is going to be up more than it normally is because yeah it's like a kid on a field trip right yeah you've been sitting in math class all day you've been sitting in math class all day you've been sitting in math class all year now you get to go to the museum now i'm going to the museum yeah exactly yeah except this museum there's billionaires and people of extraordinary extraordinarily levels of influence didn't say that right and free alcohol and free alcohol and you took advantage i did take advantage which is good when when was i i don't even know what road you're going down cam embarrassed us as soon as we got to this oh okay the worst part is i only had one drink with that one drink oh my god we were in a sprinter van headed from the hotel to formula one now on this sprinter van there's people with millions of followers really cool people really big business people like this is a you know you get you act right yeah right i i was acting right first impression matters right first impression matters now there's this lovely lady sitting in front of us in the sprinter van yes now she is trying to open up this water bottle and if you all know opening up a water bottle sometimes you're going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh my god i'm going to be like oh can be tough very tough very i mean just a mean robot the day that was packaged it tightened hella tight and so this this lady turns back to cam who's sitting directly behind her and says excuse me grown man yeah can you help me open this water bottle now cam goes of course i can he says no problem i can definitely do it he grabs this water bottle and he's twisting it like i mean barney like dude look at him sitting up oh i need to it's clobbering time so cam's cranking this water bottle right like he's trying to open it up and he can't do it he can't do it he gets one little crack of it and he goes hey payton dry hands is exactly what he calls me yeah you do it yeah so i go and immediately yeah because i already got the initial crack and i am more moisturized than him which is surprising due to our cultural background but i am more moisturized than him which is surprising due to our cultural background but i am more moisturized he has dry hands i said hey i already got the leg work done you finished the job for this nice lady and you would think that was true until i hand the water bottle back and i look at cam and he's holding his hands like this rocking back and forth on the sprinter van cam tell him what happened after that so this this is an aluminum water bottle and it was very very powerful and screwed on tight uh i looked down and i am i'm dripping blood from my hand you gotta be me he is like you know it's like right here on that little crevice right there in the hand yeah right there right there now right there right there it's a little green that little green hand i go right there on that little green oh my god imagine i have sex with this guy it's clobbering time it's clobbering time i'd do it i'd do it oh that hurt i mean barney just looks perturbed cam's dripping blood all over the sprinter van yeah like it's on the pillows it's on his clothes now everybody in the sprinter van is looking back at the medical emergency happening behind him right yeah and i and the worst part is i did not even feel it i was so trying to get it open i didn't even know until i just looked down and saw blood yeah i was like you gotta be and you must have hit one of those good spots on the hand i might hit i might have found the spot you hit the g spot of the hand because it was just gushing right there you're in there okay now it wouldn't stop bleeding oh no it wouldn't it was bad and so we're going into all these activation events cam's wiping blood on patrone bottles he's like like literally there's this like elder lady in there like just chilling and cam goes to the back of her and he's like and he wipes the blood right here i saw it happen no i saw it happen my blood on another human she's gonna have to go get a shot no no no no no but he's not like the second this happens we go hey we're here guys first stop we're gonna pop out immediately taking press photographs we have multiple photographers over there and i'm like holy yeah i'm bleeding i have a white shirt that now there's a small blood stain at the bottom and i'm literally like oh my god i'm doing it on my pants because they're black i'm doing on the inside of the pocket and then i go to take the picture like this so the cut's right here and i go i go yeah and i just had to cover it up with my other hand the second we go inside i go sir you got a bathroom need to go to the bathroom can't get into it because it's in the speakeasy yeah and we have to wait like 30 minutes before we go there which is the next thing but before we got to the speakeasy there was a bunch of places that they wanted us to take photos at right and and cam's embarrassment quickly turned into peyton's embarrassment do you want to tell the story bro so we're taking we're taking all these photos and they're like there's there's like a lot of photo ops that are up and we're taking all these photos and they're like one is a beautiful sign says patron these kill me patron tequila and there's three big plastic race cars that are spray painted beautifully under it and it's like the whole thing because we're there for f1 so they go oh y'all two yeah here grab a drink y'all y'all go right there perfect dynamic duo ready three two one yeah so we're sitting there and we're moving and hitting them for poses and peyton's phone falls out of his pocket so we're done we're done with the pictures and everyone else in the group like we're done with the pictures and everyone else in the group like all the other content creators everyone else is waiting to go next they're right at this point like literally for me to cam like you can see on the side there's how close they are 12 other influencers creators and there's way more cameras behind them and granted and let's be honest i don't like these influencer events for this because i'm not one of those content like i don't i don't know how to take pictures i'm not cool i'm not sexy i don't know how to like anytime i go to an activation event what'd you say he go hey take the picture what'd you say directions to what you got my heart is none and so i don't know anytime i do one of these like activation events with a brand i take my weird vlogs like i don't do normal like day in the life of we're going to come with me to the i don't do that yeah and so this is my first time trying to be like a normal influencer holding up the product on the product background and i'm already nervous now i see millions of followers looking at me now and they're right around the corner and it's our time to leave and i go hey bro your phone just fell go to grab it and i'm like oh my god i'm He goes what my phone turns snap He snaps the plastic car in half. It makes a crack noise, which for me, the noise is giving me every time. It's like, and just fell off the wall. He's catching car parts. Everyone's right there looking. The camera guy's like, snapping away, getting pics. And I was so embarrassed for him and like so caught off guard. I screamed, which drew more attention. I screamed, laughed, and then I ran off and left him. Oh my God, that was the best part. I come back after like 10 seconds. It was one of those laughs I literally had to leave. It was such a bad laugh. I come back. He's just word vomiting. He doesn't know what to say. He was like, no, but I smart. He said, my phone fell. His tail. He wasn't saying, because he was so nervous and anxious. He was like, yeah, my phone. It felt like, God, dude, I was, it was so embarrassing. And if you ever see us on another brand trip, we're lucky. Cause I like, they definitely. We don't want to share anymore. I mean, we're just, we're just walking, walking. Yeah, a hundred percent. Oh yeah. Cam almost ruined it the first time, but, oh my God, but it was a fun weekend. Did you enjoy it? It was fun. I did enjoy it. I did. It was a really good time. It was good. Um, but I was watching back last week's episode, right? In one part of last week's episode, like this came up in my brain because I'm looking at our outfits and mine's too short right now. Like this is ridiculous. Like you're where you're Buzz Lightyear and Caprice. Dude. I look like. I look like one of like, if you go to time square and you see those crackheads dressed as Barney, like that's what, like CJ back there. Are you okay? He's trying to figure out the way to where he can look straight. I look like one of those dudes that like are on time square. Like it's like a bad costume for the next nevermind. To double up on that. If you haven't seen, I did a live stream in Las Vegas and I went to Fremont street and there was a guy dressed as goofy and I'm still a part of the ilk that like, if you're dressed as a character, be the character. I don't care if I'm an adult or a child, like you are here to put on a performance. I need you to be that character, give it to me. And so there was a, you can go watch this on paint heart and Twitch on YouTube, but there's a, a part where goofy was walking to the street and I said, Oh my God, goofy. I want to take a picture. Cause that's what I like. Like, I like it. I don't like mascots being de-helmeted. I don't want to see any of your real skin. I want you to be this character. I want you to be in character. And so I'm like, goofy, goofy. Come take the picture. And he's like, and I'm like, yes. Yes. You, you're the one, you're the one dressed as a dog. Like you're, you're goofy. You think I'm talking to Brian over here? Yeah. You, you, I go, why are you dressed as goofy? If you're not taking pictures, like, what do you mean me the hell? So I, I, he comes over, he takes a picture and they said to be like, Oh, right. Yeah. He literally goes like this, just arms crossed, like taking a cool photo. I don't like him. I see all his nasty hair and skin. God. Right. And then I tip him a 20. He goes, I appreciate that dog. And I said, come on. Bro, that's not goofy. Two things is that two things are that you tip, you gave him $20 to take a picture and you weren't satisfied with the performance. You're a great man. Second, you said he was dressed as goofy. Yeah. You made the noises of Scooby. So was he Scooby or was he goofy? And he goes, that's Scooby do you know? Goofy's that's goofy. Oh my. That's I'll do it again. Scooby is that's Scooby goofy is, Oh, Oh my, don't go off to college. That's goofy. I don't even know that you're animated dogs. I think my mom must've taken a lot of Tylenol cause I appreciated that way too much as an adult. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Run that back. Okay. No, run that back. And you literally like this. You're like, Oh my God, you're goofy. It's me. Your best friend. You can get that whenever you want. Is that, and that's, what's going to make you shitter. I got on the mask and make it clobbering time. Oh God. I want to see it again. Oh God. Hey Ken, what time is it? Hey, do you happen to have a watch on? Yeah. You know what time it is? What time is it? It's clobbering time. My whole foot's wet. My whole left foot soaking wet. Okay. All right. We got to get some order. We have to get some order. I pierced myself. Now, I mean, he's deflating again. Now, Oh, I'm sticky. We have last, I was bringing up the, how we're dressed and all that because last week I realized something about myself watching the episode back. Oh, let's hear it. You remember the part of the episode last week where you told me to take my pants off? Yes, I do. And I immediately stood up immediately and took my pants off. Yeah. That male snail was crawling. If you, and then CJ, you can add this as like a black and white highlight reel in here. During that part, you, once I pull my pants down, I pull my underwear up and I realize I got a loose draw. Like that was, I'm doing way too well. That f*cking saggy underwear. You can literally watch it back, see me drop my draws and have to pull up my panties. Oh my God. It's just like, like I, there's times where I like see myself and I'm like, dude, that's not like, okay. You just go, God, f*ck. Bro, I have, I have a kind of related story. Okay. This weekend at the thing. So they were, they were taking a ton of pictures of us and they send the file at the end. Yeah. I hated every image of me. I still haven't seen them. You didn't want me to see them. I mean, just a couple of them, bad angles. Look real. Chubby couple of them. Haircut wasn't cut and knew that going in, but it looks like, like a maze field of it. It's terrible. And the whole, it's like, it's like you with the video. Yeah. Like I definitely thought I was looking decent. I look at every image I'm a part of and I'm like, I'm the runt of this group. And that is a fact. I'm chubby, weird, no haircut. I got bags under my eyes because I'm a kid. Oh my God. It was bad. It was, it was bad. Yeah. But you said you called me and told me, you were like, dude, I love events like this. Like I love not being. I love not being single at events like this because I don't have to care what I look like. Oh, I had a great time in the moment. I just saw the aftermath. I said, well, maybe. Okay. Like maybe let's put a little more effort into it. Maybe just get your haircut before you go. Bare minimum. You're going to go to a billion dollar event. Get a haircut. I go, I'm for not getting a haircut. Oh man. But it was fun. It was fun nonetheless. And I need to wear tighter panties is what we've learned. It was very fun. The fact you have saggy draws is, that is just not acceptable. It's not at all. For the, for the level you're at, that is not acceptable at all. Oh my God. I forgot about this. I have to tell the story about you texting me super late at night and what I had to do to my wife in the morning. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, that old moose. Oh, when I wanted your wife's moose? Yeah. Oh, give me Liv's moose. I want to see Liv's moose. So we're talking, so we're texting the night before I leave for this event, right? We got it. What? Okay. Yeah. We're leaving to go to the F1 event and Peyton left the day before. Cause he has family. It was in Austin. He has family in Austin. He's like, I'm gonna go hang out with my family. I was like, all right, that's the exact reason I'm gonna stay here so I can stay with Liv. I'll just come the day of. So I have to leave at like 630 in the morning. I go to sleep early. I wake up. I have a text from Peyton at 1am. He goes, Hey, I need your wife's moose. And I immediately off the wake up tired as I go. What the? I'm like, like, this is a bad joke. Like this is a plane. And it didn't land. I'm like, you want my wife's box at 1am. You want my wife's moose. I go, this isn't a funny joke. I'm getting angry. And see, that's the problem with you giving your wife's no, no square nicknames like that. Oh, I've called it a capybara. I've called it a moose. I've called it everything. I am. I mean, a chupacabra. I call it everything. Oh, my God. Give me that little squirrel. Oh, oh, my God. Well, yeah, I'm not going to go the other one. Some of my fan favorites. What are your fan favorites? Say it. I sometimes I call it a scorpion. Why? He's stinging. Now, not now. That sounds bad. Now, that sounds bad. Not a sting as a burn. No, no, no. Sting as a good. Just like. I'm like, it's clobbering time. Anyway, so he asked for my wife's box at 1am. Now, I wake up. I immediately all my packed. I'm like brushing my teeth, shower, and I get out. It's like 615. And I literally walk up to my wife and I go, hey, babe, babe. She's dead asleep, live, live. She turns, she goes, and she always helps with one eye. What she goes, what do you want? Where's Malachi? It was in his crib is fine. I need I said, give me your moose. And she goes, are you sick? Because she doesn't know what I'm talking about either. I go, I need your moose. She goes, get the hell out of here, Cameron. I don't know. No, no, no, no. Your moose for the hair. I need your moves. Yeah. And she's completely, completely discombobulated. She literally goes, you don't have curls. Act your age. Get out of here. I said, it's not for me. And stop being mean to me. Hayden texted me, said he needs your moves. And she goes. white bottle purple words goes back to sleep she woke up thought i was asking for six in the morning yeah and then thought i wanted to get curls for the event what the hell yeah you wanted to spike up your little hair i literally grabbed that bottle moose i was like i'll see you sunday yeah i just walked out but the worst part is and that was this is what makes me a bad friend cam drives the four hours to austin yeah early in the morning he brings me the moose and i have it in the bathroom already because i door dashed it at three in the morning he asked asked asks me for moose buys his own doesn't say doesn't send a follow-up text hey never never mind on the moose don't need your wife's moose yeah just lets me bring it lets me go through that awkward interaction with my wife yeah and then he just goes oh i'm good bro don't need it yeah oh my and you're i'm i'm stressing he shows me his outfit for f1 we neither one of us have been so we look we're looking at pictures and like it's it's vibey right it's you gotta dress so i'm like bro he shows me his outfit for f1 we neither one of us have been so we look we're looking at pictures he shows me what he's wearing i'm like that's fire like you killed it yeah i'll throw like a great value version of that together but do you think i can wear a pair of your shoes that would complement this he goes oh yeah i brought them i'm not wearing them you can wear them we get there you don't have the shoes yeah that's on me you don't have them he tells me he brought them yeah doesn't have them i am now and i have my whole outfit i have to wear a different pair of shoes i didn't want to i'm less confident and then i started to bleed and then i didn't know it was a bad event for you bad bad but i want to say this so it is halloween the halloween special of the ysk of the ysk ysk and i want to bring up something halloweeny right every episode i tell a halloween story or i say something about halloween and i have something for this year i could eat a halloweeny right now a halloweeny halloweeny oh yeah dude i love you look like a purple halloween i do look like i look like his halloweeny hey barney hi friends or how does barney i don't know but what isn't barney black i think barney was black no you said that no he is black barney is black i didn't subscribe to that thought yeah mr america said no he goes not my barney now since it's halloween i've told this on the episode before i do not believe in haunted houses it's my thing i do not agree with them i don't you didn't tell me my shicey was poking out oh it's super poking i thought you were getting hot you know you i don't believe in haunted houses i believe that people that go to haunted houses either life's going way too good or way too bad okay something's not right like i don't understand the fun of a haunted house yeah that's it's definitely definitely a activity in the mr america loves haunted houses yeah the caucasus regions but i was on tick tock and i saw a haunted house called the 17th door has anybody heard about this it is the scariest one of the scariest haunted houses you could go to and there was a tick tocker who took his phone in there because i think he partnered with them and he showed you him going through it first of all are you somebody that goes to haunted houses uh in my younger days my younger years i subscribed to it but it was more of like like someone made their like their two-story house like a haunted house yeah like i only went to like maybe one or two quote-unquote real ones yeah i've never been to a haunted house and i want to know if you would go to this haunted house called the 17th door off off the name i don't like it eat me there's not there's way too many doors i know one is gonna be locked i'm gonna be kidnapped behind one of them though yes give me three door haunted house so i'm gonna tell you everything they do to you in this haunted house you can go watch this on tick tock they can cut your hair cute off they can cut my hair they can cut your hair yes so this is one of the ones you have to sign a waiver yes you think they can cut your hair so you go in there and there's a guy with clippers dressed up as a piggly wiggly and he's like it's a pig that was not a pig whoa what does a pig do when they get i mean that's a that's closer yeah there we go now now they could shave your head right and they they'll shave 17 into it you are you're not being for real i swear to god you can go watch this and then there's one guy who they just cut all the top and left the sides right they could cut your hair so already you're you're unsubscribed i i'm i would you know but you don't have to get your hair cut so you can say no right you can say no okay right okay the rest i don't think you can say no to okay well then if i can say no i'm i'm walking in the door i go no don't need the fade thank you sir don't want to cheat on my barber i'm going to continue to door number one then i don't know what door this is but i'm just going to say what happens then they put live insects on you tarantulas they'll put tarantulas on you they'll put maggots on you so there's a guy oh no who's dressed up who comes with a toilet plunger and there's maggots all on the toilet plunger and he'll put them on you cockroaches all on you or you just kind of sit there and take it right you know what they can sit there and take oh you and i'm not doing it or that one i am not if there's a maggot yeah you know gross maggots yeah careful that's yeah that's pretty that's pretty strong yeah maggots you know how that is disgusting i would not do it oh oh dude i'm getting my balls are they're receding what happens if i put a maggot on you if you put a live maggot on me with a cockroach in a what'd you say spider a tarantula yeah a hairy-legged eight-legged yeah a nasty cockroach that can survive a nuke and a maggot that feeds on the dead cockroaches survive nukes you never heard that they have shells you can cut a cockroach's head off and they can stay alive for three weeks no way yeah then why do i crush him they go splat that might be now if you completely crush him i don't know there might be a difference he might he might quick little man he goes he's like ah that hurt yeah it goes off then you can get tased and this who made this they shock you i don't know psychopaths but there's people like it's one of the biggest things it's not like just freaks and weirdos go to this like real people go to this real freaks and we're tased the insects and getting your hair cut yes and that's not it i guarantee that's not it no no there's 17 things that happen to you i'm just naming the the main ones and then there's this wall they put you on where you're like covered in like spider web and you can only move this far right there's lights and strobes and you're spinning and then the last door i think is the suffocation door this is this is this is population control they literally said hey we're going to see if enough is coming in themselves send them straight to 17 suffocation room are you and so by the time you're at 17 you've been shocked you've had bugs on you you're dizzy people are like sweaty their shirts all ripped up they're they're they're tired because you're going it's fast your heart rate's at 3 10. and so you're basically like in this elevator right and then the ceiling opens up and then these like you know how your son's scared of the balls like the little play pin balls yeah those fill up and it gets tight in there like it fills up all over your head so you just see people going nothing will happen but you won't because there's loud music there's strobes you've just gone through all this and they're going so yeah and i literally got anxiety watching this so you can watch hearing that watch time out very important question what is the what's the admission to this place how much does it cost how much is a ticket how much is a ga ticket to the 17th door of hell how much does it cost you're my haircut you're bringing out my wildest fears you're suffocating me you're tasing me and if you say anything above if you say anything about 45 they're out of their mind i'm going on their website right now oh regular tickets are 28 vip is 34. now i don't understand what a vip means oh you get to hey so the vip we have an 18th door it just drops right to hell 2025 10 years of our victims thanking us that's what the website says oh wow this is oh wow darkness rules and fear devours all what the crazy yeah oh where is this i don't know this has to be this has to be like i think it's in l.a oh oh god that fits yeah so that's the 17th door would you do it there's no way in hell i literally i would ever freely do that they would have to come to the bag in the comments right now no i didn't even go to a regular bless you barney bless you barney now now i i know where i'll get you yeah what's the price oh you'll probably do anything you'll shake a dry for some price hundred thousand dollars i'll do it hundred thousand dollars cash i'll get in there to shave my head tase me put roaches on me suffocate me i can't even literally crowdsource 100k and i can put you in that 17th do it please i'll do it the vip 18th or drop straight to hell but that's something that i definitely wouldn't do let me know in the comments if so if any of you openly go to the 17th door like i know like i've said this before something's wrong with people seriously if they go to that like there's no way you you like you said you have to be very bad very down bad or you haven't had a you haven't even caught a red light in like two years yeah like you're just like i need some spice yeah you should know podcast speaking of things we would not do have you watched this new season of love is blind i haven't seen the new season but i've watched the old ones okay so you know love is blind i love love is blind don't believe in it there that's that you got it i mean if you're i mean you can see when they turn that corner i don't love you no more you you propose to someone she turns you go no i'm out of here yeah no you go oops mistake sorry voice is cool not the face just kidding anyway there's a guy on there that's not what there's a guy on love is blind that has the craziest morning routine. Really? Absolutely disgusting. Like, fully, like, working out? Oh, hell no. Eating, food-wise. What's his morning routine? So, they leave the pods. They're living together. This man, every morning when he wakes up, gets a blender, chicken breast, tap water, and a crystal light. Hits the f***ing button down the hatch. He blends chicken and crystal light? He opens a Ziploc gallon bag from his fridge, pops a chicken breast that's pre-cooked, throws it in the blendie, takes the f***ing blender cup right under that fluoride-filled tap, tap water, pops a crystal light like he's normal, and goes, blends it. How long was he in jail before the show? Never went to prison, never incarcerated. Really? Yeah. That was a free man with this. That was a free man's choice. He was in a shelter? He had to have been doing something. He's got, I mean, he's. I mean, how. How did. Did he sip it? Was it like a sipper through the morning? This is like a, oops, here we go, protein to start the date. And somebody fell in love with him? Someone fell. She loved him so much, she tried it. She said, you know what? I love you, I'm gonna try it. Oh, she's insane. Never. Well, uh. We're gonna try that today. Try the blended chicken? I'm not. Oh, we're gonna try it right now. That's so many accessories readily available. That's why I couldn't move the pillow. I planted them. I can't try that. I can't do that. Oh, no, no, we're doing it. I can't. I've tried a lot of things in my life and a lot of things have gone in my mouth, including you, but I cannot eat that. I can't do that. I don't want. I don't want to do it either, but we need to. We're going to. This f***er did it like it was nothing, like he was drinking a milkshake. I genuinely don't think I can get through this. I can't do it. We're going full-blown chicken breasts. Oh, yeah, you hear that? How long have those chicken been sitting out? Now, don't question everything, right? Just kind of do it. Leave it some blind faith right here. Oh, my God. Oh. Best part is you're putting the chicken in there, big guy. Oh, my God. No, this is. Oh, Cam, it's cold chicken. Yeah, cold chicken, crystallite, and water. It says 9 a.m. Well. It's 1.30. Hey, I said don't question things. It's going to suck regardless. Oh, no. It's real chicken. Chicken. What is this called? Chicken filet? That's a filet of chicken. This is a chicken breast. Here we go. Dub in the chicken. Oh. Oh, God. There's chicken juice on me. Oh, I don't even mind chicken juice. Oh, man. All right, here. Okay. Throw some water in that, John. Throw some water in the John. Here you go. Pour it. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It looks like something that's coming to my butt. It looks like a little science project. It does. Oh, my God. You know the worst part about this? I'm pretty sure the guy did lemon-lime, but I said, I'm not a fan of lemonade, so I went with strawberry. We're putting wild strawberry with chicken and water. I don't think I could do this. Oh, no. Wet chicken gives an odor. Oh, here we go. Ready? Here we go. Cam. Cam. Oh, no. Oh. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. You put your fingers in. Get it out. Oh. Okay. Do we go two for flavor or what? No. How many did he put in there? I haven't seen the recipe. I think you just did one. Oh, God. Do we need more water? We need more water. No, no, no. More water means thinner. You want it to have a little chunk. No, please put water in there, Cam. I can't do chunks. No, you don't. Put more water. Oh, dude. No, I just got it. No, no. I got it, too. Oh. Oh, my God. This looks like Ed Gein's bathtub. Oh, my God. Spooky season. Happy Halloween. Oh, Cam. Oh. Oh. Oh. At least go. Oh, no, no, no, no. We're going to be. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. You're going to ruin it. Oh, what? No. Oh, I never used a blender. This. Tighten it and screw it. Here, you tighten it and screw it. I'll tighten it and screw it. You tighten it. I'll tighten you and screw you. Oh, God. Oh, God. Barney doesn't look happy. Oh, dude. This is. Oh, my God. Barney looks pissed. Okay, here we go. Oh. Oh, show them the camera. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. It looks like somebody harvested a liver. Yeah. It's like a spleen. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, the coloring. Okay, here we go. Blend it. Okay. Three, two, one. No way. Oh, no, no, no. I might vomit. No, I might vomit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Cam. Cam. Oh, God. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, my God. Do we do a whiff test? We do a whiff test? Oh, my God. My chest got tighter. Oh, my. Oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I'm going to screw it and sniff. Okay, first sniff test. No. I really don't know if this is wise. It doesn't look wise. No, I have to go in. I have to just go in and drink it. I can't sniff it. If I sniff it, I won't be able to drink it. Oh, my God. It's sherbet chicken. Oh, my God. It looks like a strawberry banana. Oh, my God. Who is this guy? What's his name? Oh, my God. Oh, his name's Jordan. His name's Jordan. F*** you, Jordan. He's black? No, no, he's white. He's super white. Of course he is. I was about to say, really? You go, golly. That's surprising. Oh, no, I'm not feeling well. This is my first meal of the day. I'm on a caloric deficit. Open it. Honestly, for the f*** of it, we got to sniff it. Yeah, we got to do a sniff test. Sniff test one. Here we go. Oh, my God. No, it's bad. No, it's really bad. It's acidic. Let me get a whiff. It's acidic. Oh, no. Why does it taste warm? Oh, it smells bad. Oh. Oh, no. That makes you want to f***ing fight someone less fortunate. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, my booty hole hit one of these. Oh, my booty hole f***ing ran for the hills. Oh, my throat opened about two centimeters. No, it's. I'm dead. Oh, God. I never, never would have made it. You bad as hell. I know you well for real. I'm singing about Jesus. You give me hell. All right, do we have cups? Or are we going straight out of the thing? Oh, f***. No, I think my nose is bleeding. No, no, I'm not kidding. This inflatable chest plate, it's like, it's getting more on my neck. All right, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go first. No, you go first. No, you go first. You go first. You go first. It's your idea. No, I'm not kidding. It's your people. It's your recipe. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You can f***ing rush me all you want, dude. Take it. Come on. All right. Give Cam a countdown. Now, Barney, count him down. Three, two, one. Oh, sweet Jesus. I love you. No, don't cover your nose. F*** you. Oh, come on. Sorry. Oh. Cam covers his nose to go in the pool, too. Oh, how is it? Oh, no. Oh, it's coming up. Okay. Oh, wait a minute. Here we go. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Purple. Purple. Here we go. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, Hakuna Matata. What a wonderful day. Oh, Cam. No, don't go. Don't watch back. Oh, it's bad. It's so bad. Oh, he's drunk. That's not supposed to happen. Oh, God. Here we go. No, that's not supposed to happen. No, it's kind of cool, though, because it's like you get an entree and an appetizer. It's like you can taste both of them separately but equally at the same time. I can't smell. I can't get over it. I cannot get over this. I'm sorry. Strawberry was terrible. I'm sorry to get the shakes. Oh, wait. I don't think I can get that. No, no, no. You're not doing this to me. I don't think I can. No, you're not doing this to me. No, I don't think I can. No, you have to. No, I'm literally leaving. If you don't do it, I'm literally leaving. I can't. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. You have to do it. I did it. Plug your nose. Plug your nose for the first sip. One. Oh. Spit it out, Tom. No, he's making me want a gag. Swallow it quickly. Swallow it quickly. Whatever you do, do not drop. No, give me that now. Give me that now. Do not. You can't drop that. If you drop that, we have to leave. Oh. No. You know that's why your mic broke. No, don't. Spit by yourself. No, stop. Here, do you want regular water? Regular water? Why are you holding your. Something came out. What? No, regular water. Here, regular water. Regular water. Don't use all of it. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, no. No. You can close it, though. Close it for real. Hurry up and close that. I can't get it away from me. Oh, my. Who's. Jordan? Jordan's going to hell. No, Jordan's going to hell. He's 100% going to hell. Oh, no. No, it's like in my molars. It's right there in the. Are they kissing? Oh! Oh, that was the worst thing you've ever done. That was bad. That was bad. I'm honestly sorry. I'm honestly. I'm highly apologetic. That's for POWs right there. That's a bigger. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. I did take two. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Bigger sip. He's the man of the people. Bigger sip. Come on. Trash bag on standby. Oh. Oh, no. Anybody have an extra beverage I can drink? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, dude. You drank out of that. I don't want your lips. Here we go. Oh, that smells. No, don't smell it. Don't smell it. Just go. No, it's. Yeah, no, it's bad. No, don't. No, no. No. Oh, dude. half of me hates you but half of me understands no no no no no no no no no no no oh god hey hey hey no the couch oh man don't wait in ikea for another four hours we should take a minute to clean up huh don't do that we should take a minute to clean up pierce clean it up honestly this might be the most wicked episode we've ever done in a while this is absolute insanity i mean barney's knocked out barney's gone barney's absolutely knocked out this is a wild episode i'm sorry that i i hurt your rib cage i think i might have to get medical attention yeah i know your shoulder went directly and i was like oh and i didn't realize how tight these these trousers were on my back end oh like i felt the stitching go into my anal cavity like i might poop out a couple started popping i might i might i might fart out a couple stitches you know i think i fart i don't i actually don't want to say that on the internet you think you farted where i know i think i farted so hard now that's not gonna stay that's why i said it you forced me it's not gonna stay oh i'm not here okay yeah but speaking of things that i think will make me barney we okay you all right buddy now one of the things that i this whole episode is on things that we wouldn't do the haunted house the chicken blender yeah all that i don't think i would ever try again have you heard of this marathon called the moab 240 oh my god i don't know why my 4u page has been a bunch of things that i would never do just so many moab 240 videos if you don't know what the moab 240 i don't know what it stands for and i quite frankly don't care basically it's a 240 mile long marathon strictly on foot yeah through the like the moab mountain range in like utah yes so basically it's i i watch this video of this elder white man i don't know if that's the guy on your 4u page yeah and i had like four different people i'm like is this a known like mountain or is this a mountain or is this a mountain or is this a mountain or is this a mountain and he was like mile one of 240 and i said what the sir but what are you talking about and then like eight hours later on my 4u page it's him again going down a mountain not not like it was carved out for this marathon yeah like it's like literally like he was like he got lost there you have to go up and around and through that mountain and you have to make it the other side whatever you have to do that's what they tell these people and they're just like sure what the what's the hell what's the point dog i i i was trying to think of that myself i was like what do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up voluntarily yeah to run 240 miles yeah consecutively yeah what like genuinely what are you doing i don't even like driving 240 miles because i have to stop and piss i gotta go get jerky we can't even drive it without getting snacks a good stretch break and a good piss or yeah and he's on foot in some hokas yeah it's like what's the what after it right after you complete the 240 miles yeah i go you gotta go to work monday like you gotta go work your feet are broken you go you go you go to you go to back to state farm on monday right you go to your cubicle the john a cubicle to your right who you hate ask you hey mikey how was your weekend did the moab 240 broke every bone in both my feet six toenails surgically removed can't feel my calves my knees are destroyed and i'm extremely dehydrated i'm 12 pounds lighter yeah he's like oh i drink beer let my kids run around watch football yeah what the like what do i look like tearing an acl and breaking all the bones my foot just to go back to work and so it's so funny going down my for you page and seeing this guy it was like the first one mile one he was excited good time he had a group of like 12 with them they were all like this yeah we're gonna do this the moab 240 second one top of a mountain they're trying to tread down one of the scariest mountains i've ever seen like slick so slick straight up bro it was humid it was a little rainy outside yeah and so you can see like it's literally like a death trap it looks like the third video i see of him on my for you page like the next day is him literally running and crying i know i didn't want to say it but bro like he literally was he was running and crying yeah and then i don't know if you saw another there's another video where he was running and crying and he was running and crying and he was talking and then one of his boys were like who you talking to and he was like i wasn't talking like he was losing it he was losing it no i didn't see this he was payton he even he then looks at the phone he goes you see all that gravel he goes they all look like little mushrooms just talking doing their own thing but it's just gravel mile 167 more than more than two-thirds we checked on him and i i'm like why the is this allowed like i think i saw the video of him when he got completed with it he like went to this barn and his wife was just sitting down she goes babe over here i go nothing your hair's not in a pony there's not a steak dinner i just ran 240 i ran 240 miles and you're in a lawn chair with a phone i would be like i want king midas's gold i just ran from dallas to oklahoma city and then an extra 60 miles yeah at it babe no yeah yeah i get are they making out again i don't know what's happening what's going on back there purple tongue yeah anyway okay but look i want you to imagine me doing the moab 240 i want you to be me how do i go through mile one to mile 50 to mile 100 how do i get there babe can i quickly say i absolutely loved you brought this up because i was gonna bring it up what i was gonna bring up near the same really because they're all those videos bro i immediately thought okay my first thought went what if we had to do it but we were tag-teamed okay we had to go with each other how bad that would be it would be if me and you had to run the moab 240 the 240 mile long marathon can't honestly i would sacrifice you like if we're being honest honestly i would i would sacrifice you mile eight you're dead i'm dead at mile eight you're not gonna be moving after mile three you're gonna run a 5k and be like i'm done and i let no okay so that's i was saying if we imagine yeah let's talk strategy let's talk strategy we're doing the moab 240 yes however we have a only one of us has to run at a time it's like a tag team duo okay so if i want to run two miles straight and i go i tag you out okay now you're running the other person like a relay let's say the other person's on a golf cart let's say they're on a on a bike like they're chilling who like only one of us is covering ground okay so it's like a relay exactly one of us running at a time in the moab 240 like a relay okay now i said you would start as an honest man 100 honest abe you know let's just go one and one yes let's go one and one keep a good pace my rain a little it's good one and one right now so i'm going to start as an honest man i'm going to start as an honest man i'm going to start as an honest man i'm going to start as an honest man so as soon as we hit about an actual marathon about that 26 mark first off we're before that the thing the fact you think i'm getting there come into what i appreciate the the loyalty you have to our friendship is barney okay he looks i don't even know what that is i don't know that's sad i don't know if that's eager let's see that the jump on us what is going on a lot of tongue in the back what are we doing okay let's yeah you're right let's come back to reality after mile seven right maybe i did four you did three yeah we're gonna start looking at each other and i absolutely have you marked down i'm going to start looking at each other and i absolutely have you marked down for going ah oh ah oh ah i don't know kim ah oh and then me this like this hero complex i'd be like oh all right just just keep him safe in that golf cart and work on him and i just started trotting and then you yeah i turn around and you're like this you're literally like oh oh yeah keep running you got it yeah anyway dude this dude no if we're being honest i would if we're being honest i would cover more ground in the moab than you first of all you have you have too much hip you have bad hips and you have too much weight i have now okay we're very close in weight not anymore i've been working on it look myself in the mirror say what's good this time okay that's fine because you yeah you would lose the muscle first because you have less fat to lose i have extra fat just stored up and i'm not going to lose any more fat i'm going to lose any more fat i'm going to lose any - I can go for days. - Yes. - I can go for days. - But I'm saying, Cam-- Day 2, you're literally going to be be screaming screaming for a pumpkin spice latte that's why i sacrifice you and i'm like so much gut i'm gonna take his gut why my gut i have good quads get that good that lean meat i feel like you're like your quad meat is like like a little mango like too much tendon you know when you bite into like a wing like a real piece of gristle yeah oh no that'd be your tailbone yeah your is like the meat but it's not good meat on the inside not good not good you said you said i honestly want to see us do something like that it's not gonna happen oh normally whenever we try things i'm like we're gonna do this on patreon it's never gonna happen so i'm never i'm running a marathon like genuinely you if you run marathons to be honest no no okay let's just go 60 seconds let's go on marathon people one your shoes aren't that cool stop showing them off like it's a new car okay two uh barney barney your shoes barney i will those are running shoes you are wearing running shoes no they they feel amazing but i'm saying you're treating it like it's a car like you're going into a race two uh two nope not gonna do it okay you're never gonna beat the africans okay but you spoke yeah i'm just kidding if you do marathons like we can't be friends but it's really commendable i commend it it's really commendable really can never go running i i literally don't respect you more but it's commendable i it's i get oh you run marathons oh good job your bones hurt yeah i go that's awesome your feet are probably disgusting yeah real quick oh i dated a girl that did marathons oh oh feet look like oh like a like a look like george washington's teeth i'm like that's made of that's made of horse oh isn't it no no no i'm like oh you kick a lot of walls oh no you're a marathon runner wow god you play a lot of soccer a lot of slide tackles went wrong hey i got my feet rubbed this morning actually oh that's nice she goes why are you doing this to me your toes yellow and i said it might be the jaundice it might be the jaundice of the toes okay dude okay i i didn't i never wanted to say this but i'm going to yeah i went got a massage a couple weeks ago in oklahoma oh and oh yeah i mean talk about down bad like yeah i literally was like man i just gotta do it right i had some time to kill i bet that feels like getting your getting a massage by a mechanic like a lot of that's a that's blue collar she was not good anyway i'm sorry before we go i saw a comment uh i don't know if it's on patreon on youtube so he was like they're like i do not appreciate knowing that y'all joke about oklahoma the god don't care suck suck bernie oh oh my god oh dude that caught that pierce costume's scaring me like it's genuinely fighting me he's from oklahoma he's from chickasaw no i got like you look like the woman that rubbed me down but i go to this massage place she gives me a massage it's very just what i mean it wasn't very blue collar yeah very blue collar rough hands you tell she just she's knows her way around wd-40 yeah anyway she gets to my feet now she is i i the most politically correct way to say this i don't know she's not she doesn't really speak too much english okay i'll just leave it at that no you're covering your self but it's fine so it's it's a very silent massage there's a little music i've never talked during a massage oh no i never do but i'm saying sometimes there's like a oh like what level do you want it's like oh deep tissue whatever there was nothing i just laid down she's just like i'm gonna give you what i want like i'm doing whatever the hell i want that's it yeah yeah peyton when she got she didn't say a word yeah when she got to my feet she you would have thought there was three other ladies in the room she was talking so much she was talking so much she was talking so much to no one in a language that i don't know the second she grabbed my feet now for obvious reasons i'm not going to replicate but she like just imagine imagine 35 to 40 minutes of pure silence and then she grabs my foot and i'll just do it in the english version she goes holy what is this good god almighty what the is oh god oh it's oh my god it's diseased oh that's what it was gone oh there it's so big it was that continuous i can't do i don't want to do it yeah but it was no no no it was bro and i i was so self-conscious yeah i was so self-conscious i sat there couldn't fall asleep wasn't relaxed pissed off and i was a little bit like this really i go are you sure it's not that bad dude it was it was embarrassing it was embarrassing you spoke about the um like a crown jewel earlier when they said you whenever you got done with the moab 240 that you just crown jewel yes did you see that the lure got the the museum got robbed the loo got robbed when did this happen you didn't see that this week this is last week it's an actual robbie robbery yes it's an actual robbie robbery it's an actual robbery like from a movie but it happened at broad daylight at like 9 30 a.m 30 minutes after it opened oh if you don't know this museum is the one that houses the mona lisa yes it's that big that pyramid of glass oh it got robbed how in broad daylight that's they deserve it and they took now i don't i don't say what they did is right but if you can rob the loo in broad daylight you deserve something and they took a lot of napoleon's diamonds in like jewelry so it's like priceless jewelry napoleon's diamonds are in the loo yeah i mean it's in paris but holy what diamonds did he have i'd like rings and necklaces and stuff like small rings you might wear a size four yeah but it's like priceless stuff and they took a lot of it and they dropped it and they dropped it and they dropped it and they dropped the one on the way out and so they recovered that one but they got the rest and there's any leads anything there's a video so basically what they did is they they these robbers dressed up as like mechanics not like mechanics but like um like hvac hvac workers like that they dressed up in like costumes like that like real movie like you and me right now they took a crane like one of those construction cranes up to like one of the top floors they used like a saw like an electric saw cut a hole through the glass window boom went through the glass and then cut open the glass on the where the diamonds are took it escaped now why the they cut in holes and windows and doors when the is open like go through the front door like it's like it's like you want the best chance of getting out probably don't shatter some glass and saw through a wall yeah it's like go through the front then conduct your plan and so i my whole thing barney stop looking at me and so my and get your hand off your crotch and so my whole thing is what do you plan on doing with the most prized possession jewels in the world that's so stupid i oh my god i agree with you what are you gonna list it on ebay yeah hey i got napoleon's diamond necklace i didn't steal it though highest bidder no who's passed down through generations yeah it's priceless so one you can't get money on it so the only thing that they're gonna be able to do is melt it down they can melt it down and probably get like two million dollars well not true what do you think they can go black market you've seen the black web yeah but they but you think the fbi is not on the oh no they got a couple people but that black web boy you can do what you don't spend much time there pierce tell me how it is now um my whole thing is now i went into my investigation bag oh my god which is it's kind of lackluster but we're getting there right i genuinely believe now barney's up now i don't know barney are we okay like a horror movie i genuinely believe that this was the lure itself it's insurance oh my god an inside job it's an inside job for insurance fraud because there's no way that that can happen i mean you're not like that's not a terrible theory you're the yeah you're the most you're the biggest museum in the world housing the this happened like seven yards away from the mona lisa oh no so there's no way that there's not top top security right there with priceless jewelry and if that is you like be more creative right let someone get real quick let me like really sell the bag you know what i'm saying don't just saw window drop in drop out someone in the arm like make like really like you really want to maybe possibly win you got to do something yeah you really got to make it known like somebody slips and falls hits their head you immediately have someone there like holding it though you can you can make it more realistic because i think and they got out of that one get the no so what i think is going to happen is i think that they're going to like find the people like like the hidden stash and like recover it after they get the insurance money from it oh my god what so what you just said yeah made me think i'm so sorry what if someone came to you and and plotted an insurance fraud scheme on ysk yeah you were guaranteed large bucks no jail time no repercussions you're not allowed to tell any of us and it like crumbles the company crumbles the company i wouldn't want it then so but they go you get 100 million dollars oh crumbled it's crumble cookies this this company is crumble cookies it all falls down see ya oops they go okay we have a plan we've plotted it the building you're in it has an automatic insurance policy yes we're going to go to your floor ruin it kidnap you the others cannot know you get 100 million we're going to drop you off in guam with I don't want to go to Guam. We're going to drop you off in Puerto Rico. Brazil. I like Puerto Rico. That's the same country. It's literally in America. We're going to drop you off in Brazil. We're going to drop you off in the favelas of Brazil. I talked to the president of Brazil. Or the president of Puerto Rico. I talked to him. Shut the f*** up. We're going to drop you off in Venezuela. Is that fine? Is that f***ing worth you? I don't know. We're going to drop you off in Croatia. I like Rio de Janeiro. We're going to drop you off in Rio de Janeiro. I could do a lot with a hundred million there. We're going to drop you off a hundred million in a one-way plane ticket to Brazil. That's it. You can do whatever you want. I'll do that for 20 rags. For your company. Demolished. All your friends. They're left behind. Left with nothing. I don't like them anyway. Sorry, Barney. You would do that to the f***ing thing? Mr. America and Barney? The 100%. Easiest thing I've ever done. Oh my God. They could take Pierce and I'd never. Like they say, we're going to do something with Pierce. I'd be like, don't tell me. Just don't tell me. They can take him. Like really. Add Robbie in there too. I don't care. CJ, bye. I don't care. Cam, you got a kid, so you know you're a little iffy, but if it's enough money, I'll raise Malachi. No. What? How the hell are you going to raise him in a favela? I wouldn't raise Malachi. That kid is a head case. Hey. I love him. No, love him. No, I love him too. Crippling ADHD on the kid. Oh, it's. Dude, he's. Oh my God. He is the thing. It's clobbered. Yeah, dude. He breaks s***. He just breaks s*** now. In the spirit of Halloween. I love Halloween. I read this this morning. See my knuckles? Okay? It's just a simple joke I just wanted to tell you. It's a Halloween joke? Yeah. Okay. But I thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay. So, the joke simply reads, what is a vampire's favorite fruit? What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Yeah. Blood? No. I don't know. it's a neck to read the nectarine you get it oh my god I think you got it - oh yeah dude that's funny neck oh oh I think you're happier about that joke than your son being born yeah like I don't know I think we had some good jokes man but have you not seen that straight to going around you tell someone a corny joke did you just obnoxiously laugh and you see their reaction no but I get that get why that would be a trail my god you want to see me you were fiddling with your fingers you lose so uncomfortable you it no no because I was like oh no I was like all right for a second I was like we need it implement a drug policy in this company like I was like you know he did drugs before we got here I mean I mean we got it I mean Barney is God let me look at him Barney's cooked but oh my god no Barney's cooked oh my god oh yeah yeah no no that's it that's an actual trend I don't know if we need to save you like yeah no I genuinely feel like I took acid before I got here this is bad this is really bad all right oh my god I think we're good on time no no no I got another joke I do have a question though I do let's do it now in the terms of Halloween right very simple would you rather only on Halloween you okay you made it through almost the whole episode I'm proud of you I give you props I bet he farted in it oh yeah that's that's nastiest it was what's in the spirit of Halloween it's a would you rather would you rather Halloween we're gonna answer I'd need to see y'all's answers in the comments as well I think I'm a pass out would you rather every year on Halloween whatever anybody dresses up as they become it so it's real oh I'm I'm in the thing I'm literally the thing now I'll say the sexual and then I'll I'll break it down okay the second one is Halloween is still just a holiday you dress up but all of the creatures that anyone can dress up and all the things are are actually real is it the same thing no and I know you're gonna say you become it so if 20 people dress up as the thing on Halloween there's 20 things but it's only for that one day okay the other option is the thing actually exists but there's only one of him thing there's there's an actual Michael Myers there's an actual the second one dragon I would definitely pick the second one wherever there's if somebody dresses up as it there's only one of them right no no I'm saying Halloween so right now on Halloween you literally become buzz you have his powers that has nothing to do yo yo soy yo soy Buzz Lightyear that's so good what version did you watch you haven't seen Spanish Buzz Lightyear tu no mete cambras aramban biche tu no mete cambras aramban biche that's not the beat tu no gonna tu no mete cambras aramban biche tu no mete cambras aramban biche tu no mete camras aramban biche now he hates that bad buddies performing at halftime show oh yeah he does he goes what the what's football even doing anymore no you dress up as buzz you are buzz Spanish buzz me gusta el pollo de las arbonigas oh soy buzz lightyear so someone dresses up as a vampire they're a vampire right only for the one night playboy cardi or a real vampire yeah playboy cardi yeah I'm afraid they put him in a tundra yeah or all of these mythical things that we do dress up as they actually exist yes 24/7 but there's only one of them that's what I said but you're not you never get to be them okay it's fine you would never want to actually imagine no imagine you get a free pass every year you get to be a can't the cool can cam cam you're tripping wrong answer cam where's buzz light you're gonna win in real life listen to me when I was in the fourth grade no when I was in the fifth grade I dressed up as shenanay from the mart or from Jamie Foxx show that's a woman cam I'd be a woman right now pick your dress is different and that's obvious you don't you want to beat that one year I'm a dragon I get to fly right the next year I'm John Cena I get to walk around and hand out added oh I forgot it's only for the one day that's the point I would love that thank you I would love that I don't know how he snaps that's what I'm saying over here you get one night and you can be some different you can literally get powers or oh there's a real Tony star is that there's a real the Hulk that's why you wanted to dress up as in this Halloween oh what see is that good one thank you cuz came to creep I thought it was good thank you oh that next year no no no dude I do know what I paid John deserves it I really don't know what like what made me say this I was gonna say next year my dress that was now I don't know why I was gonna say that like I don't know I don't know the actual like punchline behind that but that's what came to my mind no that's what came to my mind Martin Luther King gonna come I have a dream and then I just it's one night and then I'm it's just gone there you go yeah I don't know man all right I was bad I'm sorry all right what would you be if you have the real powers if I if I do years in a row two years in a row pick two outfits you put it on you literally become that person oh I went to spirit Halloween and there was a condom okay and I would be like oh I want to be on CJ Koala Club knows why I mean I would be I mean you'd about be busted at the seams kids get we got to get out of here we have we're delusional oh we never put on your mask for the after a Halloween we absolutely love you you might have to give them the secret code okay I might not be able to you know you got it you put on put it on here we go yeah it's clobbering time Oh it's behind you it's behind you it's behind you it's behind you rockhead I know you can't see I'm seeing your skin there we go yeah what's going on bro okay I can't whisper because when I yell it echoes back there's no ear hole don't like looking at you I don't know which eyes to look at please get us out of here okay holy sh*t happy Halloween everybody we absolutely love you thank you for coming back to episode 188 the Halloween special of the you should know power podcast go over to the koala club right now it's the first link in the description the first link in the description below we we have amazing content over there we have a beautiful community everybody loves it and we love you check out the koala club but the secret code for this week confuse the casuals get your good karma you already know what it is i don't it's wise why do you keep saying tot i don't know what that means you got a tot tot trick or treat happy halloween please please please be safe if you are a young member of the family go with somebody older make sure you're safe there unfortunately is some real life creeps so watch your six have fun eat all the candy don't go to barney's house i mean barney definitely put some things in his chocolate oh yeah and and if you're of a certain if you're my people don't go to pierce's house i mean do not i mean that is you you ain't lost is you you ain't lost is you all right give me one 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