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I'm telling you to consume all the YSK content you can. Before we hit the road. That was inappropriate, Pierce. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Go, Cam, win. That was a bit much. Someone threw something. Someone did throw something. If you throw that again, I'm going to throw this. I'm going to throw it back on you. I'm going to throw it back at you. Cam, I like your outfit today. It's new. Is that a new t-shirt? It's a new shirt. The shoes are semi-new. Shorts are about eight years old. But outside of that, pretty good. Thank you for noticing. Oh, you don't look well. No, yeah. I'm fighting. I'm fighting. No, yeah. I've had diarrhea five times today. Poopy talk, YSK. Yeah, I'm fighting. But it's good. Something about a. Now, do you ever find pleasure in diarrhea? Not at all, actually. Really? No. I try to trick my psyche. Like, oh, it's the bad guys. The bad virus leaving me. It's really just diarrhea, and it sucks. I like the initial pop. Peyton? I like that initial poof. And then it's like someone just put dynamite in a dam, and all the water's running out now. Dude, it's. No, no, no. You have to tell. You have to let me say this. The reason. I mean, wow, my stomach's hurting right now. The reason I am laughing so hard at that, I just. When I just came back, before we start. I mean. Yeah! Yeah! All right, Jess, here we go. When I just returned, before we started shooting. Right. I went to the bathroom. And as I said, I had diarrhea. Now, that pop was so prevalent. A man commented on it. And I was gonna save this. I was gonna talk. But that was the perfect segue. I literally was sitting there, and I went, oh, my God. Because there was a dude in the stall right next to me. So you were taking diarrhea. I was taking diarrhea. Right? Right next to me. There's a guy pooping as well. I mean, it's just quiet. Mm-hmm. No music. No. Oh, that's a nightmare for me. If you're a pub. That's a nightmare. All you can hear is each other's insides coming out. You said. Your voice came out. You said, that's a nightmare. You said, that's a nightmare for me. That's a nightmare. No, that is. If you're a public restroom in a high-rise, have some Frank Sinatra in the background. Something. That's why I play TikToks loud. There should never be just silence. Okay, so you were pooping in silence next to a stranger. Dead silent. He already got his couple. And I said, oh, man. I said, your palate's normal, at least. I said, oh, God. And I can feel it. I am Hoover Dam. My ass is the Hoover Dam. Right. It is holding back an absolute monsoon of poop. And I'm sitting there, and I'm like. And I'm looking through the saw. I'm like, I can't do this to this guy. I'm like, I cannot do this to this man. And nothing's happening. I'm trying. In my mind, I was waiting for anything. I was waiting for the door to open. I was waiting for him to flush. I was waiting for someone to start washing their hands. No one was coming in. It was just. It was just me and him. And I went. I said, oh, God. It was like. It literally was like a. Such a pop. Yeah. And then it was just. Like, it literally sounded if you opened your water and went. Okay. All right. All right. Now we're getting into too much detail. It was bad, bro. But the guy, the comment, he just went. He went. And we're. He's not even in the third one. You know how there's three? Yeah. I was in the deep, the big one. He's right next to me. He said. And I just went. It was bad, dude. It was bad. It was bad, man. Oh, man. I'm sweating already. Yeah. I thought about shitting myself on the highway on the way here, too. Yeah. Have you ever? When's the last time you pooped yourself? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I know Robbie did, like, last week, but I don't know. I pooped myself last month. I mean, as a unit, as men, how are we just out here shitting ourselves, boys? Because I find pleasure in relief. I genuinely do find pleasure in relief. But that is not. But there's. You can't find pleasure when. For every ounce of pleasure, there is discomfort and, like, dissatisfaction. No, I'm saying. You're shitting yourself. Well, I have, like, a 90% success rate, so I'm fine with a 10% failure. Like, that's just playing the odds, right? So there's a lot of times where I'll literally. I'm really in tune with myself, so I can brew. Like, I'm a barista of my bowels. I can really sit there and let it bubble. And I can pivot to make it shoot out certain ways. Oh, okay. Oh, dude. Robbie knows what I'm talking about. Oh, my God. You twist that gut. Oh, my God. So I sit there and twist the gut, but sometimes I let that coffee sit on the pot too long, and it's ready to explode. And I shot some in my draws. You have been. Oh, my God. I shot some. You've been on an espresso kick lately. Oh, so much espresso. Oh, that'll run you. Oh, really gets going. But you know how I know my girlfriend loves me? How? She checked the draws. She goes, oh, let me see it. Looked in there. Looked at my little snail trail. If Olivia Kennedy. If I said, babe, I think I should. My pants. Yeah. Check it. She would go. She would never admit that you have a different type of love. Really? That is a love I've never touched. That is a love that I pray for. If I told my wife, hey, I shit my pants. Can you look at it? Yeah. She'd say, go outside and put them in the garbage. Like, get rid of them. Dude, okay, but what if Liv. Would you check her? I'm not check. I believe you. You shit your pants. What if she's unsure about it? And she's pregnant. How do you unsure your. Whoa. How do you unsure. Oh, there's a lot of unsure shits. There's no unsure shits. What? You didn't shit no unsure shits. Okay, I have really wet rectum syndrome. I got wet rectum syndrome. And so a lot of times, it's just paste back there. Wet rectum syndrome. Wet rectum syndrome. Paste? Yeah. It'll turn into a concrete substance if I sit there all day. P, dude. Yeah. Dude, there's something not. There is something not normal about your. Oh, somebody knows what I'm talking about. I hope to God they don't. I hope no one out there has wet rectum. What is it? Wet rectum syndrome. - Or an unsure. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - But that is so. - Yeah, enough of the poopy talk. I'm sorry. Poopy talk with ISK. Poopy talk with ISK. Nice. I don't do that. You're right. Yeah, I do. So I valet my truck, my cyber truck, my brand new 2025 cyber truck. But all right. Yeah. So no. No monthly car payment. Me and my girlfriend, we went on a. By the way, can I address what happened last week? Oh, you do. Oh, put the flame to his ass. Put the fire to his ass. Go to his house with torches and pitchforks and get his. Oh, I bet you would like that. Remember that one tiki torch time? Were you in there with the tiki torch march? A tiki torch march? Look it up. There was a tiki torch march, and I think you were in it. What is a tiki torch march? You got to teach me something. Do your own Googles. Is it something with. Is it. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what it was for. Get them out! And they were marching about. I said, get in here! Yeah, 100% what the march was about, flannels and tiki torches. Flannels? Yeah. Where was this at? I think it was like Missouri, one of those places. Oh, yeah. I don't go to Mizzou. Yeah. But, so, last week on the episode when I was announcing the tour, by the way, tickets are out now, youshouldknowstudios.com, I said, I was explaining the tour, and the principle behind it is Cam being a father, and me being a bachelor, and young, and free. What else? And I said the word single. And I did say the word single. Now, I'm addressing the single rumors. Comets galore. Wow. They're like. I mean. Single? I mean, eight out of every ten. Yeah. He just say single. Guys, he say single. My favorite one was. It was like a drive-by. They were like, hey, did he just say he was single after talking about how rich he was? I was like, oh, God, I love that person. No, so, I was prefacing it on, like, taxes. You know, because when I file my taxes, I file single. Oh, yeah. So, that's where I was going. And it sounds better for marketing of the tour if I say single. For people that aren't quite sure, you know, who we are. It's better. It's better for marketing. It's like, oh, dad of two and single hot guy. I mean, I'm going to that show. There we go. They're like, oh, dad of two, really disheveled looking, really rough on the eyes, really hot single guy. Dad of two, his. What was it? His eye bags could carry the groceries. He has no sleep. He looks like hell. Has the same clothes. Has no money. Or rich, super hot single bachelor. That's the show. That's the show you're going to. Yeah, so, I'm addressing that. I'm not single. Good man. I am in a relationship. I'm in a relationship. Everything good with Sasa still? Everything good with Sarah? Yeah. Sure. There we go. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's great. Sure. Yeah. No, it's fine. Now, let me put my FBI hat on. Sure is never. You don't like the word sure in relationship questions. I don't like the word. You either yes it or you know it. And that's one of my biggest pet peeves in general. I don't like when I ask somebody a question and they say sure in return. Yeah, it's like, just walk away. Be definite with me. Yes. Give me a yes or give me a no. Yeah, and it's like, I'm asking if you want something, say yes or no. Sure. Like, that seems like I'm bothering you now. Like, all right. Hey, man, do you mind. I can't even think of an example. Hey, do you want this? Do you want that drink right there? You want like a Coke Zero? Sure. Like, that makes me. Do you want it or not, though? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Like, that makes me think that it's like. That is the most. It's like, I'll give it to somebody that wants it. You know what I mean? Hey, CJ, do you want the Coke Zero? CJ goes, yes! It's like, and I hate like, hey, you want to go out to eat? Sure. I'm like, never mind then. Never mind. I'm done with you. No, no, no, no. You just. That sure in itself sucks. Yeah. You're a loser. Don't use the word sure. It should be absolutely just gone from the English language. But an mm before, an mm sure, that is telling me your real answer is no. Oh, the thinking about it then sure when you get the little mm? The physical, the mm sure. Yeah, I don't like that. That's a no. Yeah. And you're just trying to be nice to me. That's. Inherently, you don't want to do it or you don't want whatever it is and you're just saying it for me. Do you want to go to the game tonight? Mm, sure. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, go to hell. No, any mm sure people in the comments right now, go to hell. How about that? Yeah, well, hopefully not forever, but just do a quick little visit and see if. I don't think you can do a part-time bid in hell. I don't know. You got. There's some stories. You go in, you just pet Baphomet and leave. No, there's some people been on that bed, heart stopped. They went down and they said, wow. Do you think so? They said, that's hot. Yeah. That is a hot place. I don't know. A lot of screams. And then they went. They got resuscitated back. The doctor said. I've never heard that story. I've only heard the story positive in the coming back down. I've heard both sides. There's both sides. You see what Lamar Odom said? No, Lamar Odom's crazy, bro. Shout out Lamar, man. No, I guess. I mean, yeah, I guess, but. Hey, brother, Kobe didn't talk to you. Kobe didn't say anything to you. Let me be honest. I'm not trying to be like that. No, there's no way. There's no way. If you don't know, so Lamar Odom is a former basketball player that played basketball with Kobe Bryant for a long time. Now, Lamar Odom has had issues with substances. Yes. So much to the point where he died. Yeah. In a brothel, right? Yeah. He was like found unconscious in a brothel. Died. He died. And yeah, I think he has like 10 heart attacks and six strokes. And then he came back. Yeah. And then so now he has a documentary on Netflix and he said he died and he was going to heaven and he said that Kobe told him, hey, brother, this ain't what you want. It's not all what they're saying it is. That's crazy. He literally said, so Lamar Odom, he claims he died. And Kobe said, I'm not going to lie, Lamar. Hey, the afterlife ain't always what it's supposed to be. This ain't hot. You don't want this. And then he came back to life. He was like, Lamar. Like, bro, that is the fact that you even thought of that. Yeah. And then decided, you know, yeah, let's send it out there. Yeah. Let's move forward with that one. That is wicked. No, it's sick. This episode is brought to you by Palmolive. Family time isn't just the big moments. It's weeknight dinners, sitting around the table, everyone talking all at once. 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So you can spend less time tackling your home. now we need to know who's on this phone call now there's no shushing me who are you speaking to for 45 minutes i walk up to her and i go who you on the phone with and she goes i'm just get away it's the bank i can't even finish my workout i'm going to the car i said it's the bank has it been the bank for 45 minutes she goes yeah yeah i'm going to the car oh so she takes off she heads to the car that's all she said and I go I really want to finish this lift but something tells me that this isn't right my wife with my money on the phone with my bank for 45 minutes I said this can't be good hey see you later right I'm out in no world does that happen when I tell you I get to the car and her phone we drove in her car it shows the call on her screen it says it's been 53 minutes now and I said I've never in a cumulative in my life I've never talked to a bank for 53 minutes never all my bank phone calls you can add them all up it's never been 53 minutes ever regardless one time I sit down and I go hey I'd like you to tell me what's going on and she goes we've been scammed there was fraud purchases in a best buy and uber in Fenix and now at the time of the story this is before tours I've never touched foot in the state of Arizona I've never been to Phoenix yeah so I go all right that sucks in 20 seconds I pull out the account I go what charges are you talking about there's no charges here no and she goes oh yeah the account might be messed up I had to send all of our money off to a different account and I said but what best buy charges there's not a best buy charge Olivia where's my money and she said oh I just talked to this guy it's Jaden and then the phone that it ended like right when I got in the call she was like okay thank you goodbye so she's filling me in wait so let's not ignore the part she was told that there was a couple uber best buy charges so she so the guy on the phone told her to take all the money in your bank account to a different bank account and she did it no the worst part the worst part so after she tells me that she goes they said there was some false charges that we need to move the money to another account to protect it because someone clearly has our card I said no they clearly don't there's no charges no they don't the card's in my wallet there's no charges so then I immediately when I tell you I immediately I go get up I'm getting the driver's seat we switch seats I drive straight to the first chase I can find I drove straight to it and I go hey pretty sure my wife just got scammed can you please look at our account history and like revert that please quickly the woman goes oh so sorry yeah it's so prevalent these days and I was like not for me please fix it so she goes five minutes she comes back she's like yeah guys I'm sorry it was a it was a wire transfer to a bank of America bank of America account in Brooklyn wait so she transferred she didn't even check there was still a chase account she bank corporations she sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a bank of America account and I said to that chase worker I said can I get that back please I said that's my money and she made an oopsie and she went oh no uh says right here that account's been closed that hit his account he deposit that probably standing right outside of a bank of America he withdrawed it closed the account and and technically that even if I don't think you get that back because she willingly she willingly did it oh no the papers would have been on her desk in the morning oh oh I didn't I did not speak for 24 hours yeah and in the 48 hours we didn't leave the bed yeah and she was sitting there she said I promise to god I'll work at Taco Bell I'm so sorry babe you know you gotta work at Taco Bell I said you get 11 bands and dude thank god though I only had I mean I had $11,000 a ton of money like I had but I only had that in there specifically for the bank of America because the very next day was the day I was supposed to go pick up my car I forgot about that you're supposed to get your brand new car that you're very excited for a new car and I already told him I was gonna put $10,000 down and yeah it was a whole yeah I remember oh my god dude I remember that day sick the next day it was like it was Ryan's birthday yeah and so we all went out to go eat and so I I I had known about it but no one else at the dinner knew oh my yeah I called Peyton I literally caught Peyton I was like dog I don't know I've never seen him like that yeah I was like I can't I've never seen him I was like bro I can't I don't know no he was he was like in a dark room he was in a dark room and he was like you know he gets bags yeah the bags were prevalent oh I was a baggy bag I was like have you eaten he goes you I was like what he's like I have no money to eat I don't think I can eat anything worth $11,000 dude so we went out to like Ryan's birthday dinner the next day we're all sitting there it was a good time you know drinks are flowing and Kim is literally like just sitting at the table just staring at like the chips and then Liv Liv sitting next to him like this like just straight like looking at the wall and then she starts going yeah her lips started getting activated she took off cries and she leaves and then Ryan whispers to me he goes are they fighting he's like are they all right what's going on and I go I don't know what's gonna happen that was the only time I've ever been it was like I would have never actually divorced to live for that but dude it was rough like that was rough because I'm just like you have to have that's bad you have to check your that's the fact you didn't check your bank account yeah I don't care if that said it was the President of the United States check your bank account that's a scam that they run on like 90 year old yeah and they like whole programs to like prevent that from happening to grandmas that are like offline like they're not here like this all day yeah they call greatness like that there's like all right sonny 11,000 oh thank you Henry it's like you live she was 24 years old 25 at the time yeah check your account live would get scammed by the the African email it's like hey I'm the prince of this like thing in Africa and you and you have a gold mine in your name dude you're scammed back at Arkansas Tech too she got scared she got hit up saying there was an on-campus job that she had to buy this specific type of paper and it was like a receptionist job very low hours you could do your homework while you were clocked in and it paid like some it said like 1,500 a week or something and I said Olivia I said there's people that are getting degrees right now that aren't going to make 1,500 a week yeah with their degree right and then get that job in that field so what'd she do she literally and she went to uh like staples or something she bought this specific like it was something to do with printing and faxing papers and then she showed up and they were like who the hell are you what are you talking about so that was a weird thing to do and then she showed up and they were like who the hell are you because she didn't have to give them anything it's so strange you scam I I almost got scammed one time with the gift card scam has anybody got the gift card scam before the gift oh learn me I don't even I don't really understand what the scam is but basically they want you to go buy a bunch of like best buy and target gift cards and put a bunch of money on them or like I don't know it's like a whole gift card scam somebody in the comments is going to uh explain it explain it this episode is brought to you by palm olive family time isn't just the big moments it's weeknight dinners sitting around the table everyone talking all at once so when the plates are empty and the sink is full use palm olive ultra palm olives most powerful formula removes up to 99.9 percent of grease 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Oh, one of the biggest heists of all time. No way. Over some KitKats? Some KitKats. No, no, no. They took over KitKats? Kim, 12 tons of KitKats were stolen. Holy sh**. 12 tons of KitKats were stolen. Who in the hell is the fat cat thief? Who's the, who is the fat cat thief? 12 tons. Yes, I'm going to read this news article. What does that break down? Someone give me the weight of one singular KitKat bar because that's 24,000 pounds. A total of 413,793 KitKat bars were stolen. 413,000? Yes. 413,000 KitKat bars were stolen off of a truck, I believe. The vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for and investigations are ongoing in close collaboration with local authorities and supply chain partners. So, more than 400,000 KitKat Chicago bars weighing around 12 tons from a truck in Europe were stolen. Who the f**k is the villain? Like a, like a, like a seventh grader? It's Willy Wonka. He's like, just like sitting in that s**t at school. No, Willy Wonka's supplies low. Yeah, Willy Wonka, he can't feed the opus. He said, oh, s**t. He said, he said, f**k that, stop that truck. He's got to take over the truck. Willy Wonka, he's got his top hat and his cane. He said, yeah, KitKats is mine. He goes, them little Oompa Loompas getting angry, man. He's feeding the streets again. The Oompa Loompas are, ah, feeding. I mean, there was, see, KitKats, see. 400,000 KitKats. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's common just drug supply. Willy Wonka was running the streets. He was supplying all the streets with Kit, with chocolate. He was. Then KitKat took over the truck. They came in. They came over and took over his corner. Walk your trap, we take over your trap. Yeah. And then Wonka said, nah, f**k that. Wonka came back. Oompa Loompas strap up. We getting ready for a heist. I took over the truck. I took over. I took 400,000 KitKat bars. I took 12 tons of your supply, dog. You're not touching my palace. You know how many Oompa Loompas you have to have to take 12 tons of KitKat bars? Oh my God, you probably had about two legions of Oompa Loompas. That's a lot. That's a f**king ton of chocolate. When you really think about it, 24,000 pounds of chocolate. That is a lot of chocolate. Well, there's. How much chocolate do they make? I want somebody right now, CJ, can you put up like a graphic on the screen of what 400,000 KitKat bars looks like? Or like, what's an area? We can figure this out later. What is an area that 400,000 KitKats could cover? Like, yeah, it'd be like a whole, like, that's a lot. I don't, I can't fathom what 12 tons looks like or feels like. Yeah. Isn't an elephant one ton? Yeah, well, that's just some s**t they tell you when you're kids. Like, keep it simple. Like, oh, elephants weigh a ton. Isn't it? It's like, you've never touched one, Mrs. Fitzgerald. What are you talking about? That's actually true. Because not every elephant. No, I'm saying not every elephant can weigh the same. Exactly. It means it's not true. I didn't know that until just now. I thought, that was my metric of a ton, an elephant. I'd be like, oh, it's a ton. You are, you're being dead serious. No, I swear to God. Like, that's. So for 27 years on this earth, you thought that if someone said, oh, that's a ton. There's a ton of pallets. There's a ton of bricks. You're just like, oh, it's an elephant. Yes, that was my metric. Anytime I hear 100 yards, it's a football field. I thought it was the same thing. Okay. But that's a, that's just a fact. And I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that at all. Cause there's no way I've been to my middle school. Like you're going to like a high school football stadium, like a regular high school football stadium. Yeah. And then you walk in to Jerry world. That football field is not the same size. The football field is the same. No, it's not. And same thing with basketball courts. It's all the other. Oh, it's same thing with basketball courts, right? 94 feet. Like I've gone to is it? Yes. I thought it was 94 feet regardless. No, no, no, no, no. Well, I never made it to that level. Sorry. I didn't know. Yeah, no, but a football field, you don't see the 50 yard line, 45, 40, 41 and a half. You don't see, there's no extra yard. But you can't tell me that it's the same size. It just doesn't look it like, you, you know what I'm saying? You ever doesn't look it doesn't look it. What does that matter? I'm just saying like, it's, it's, it's something that's always been on my mind of like, it's because the Hendrickson Hawks football, stadium can sit maybe 800 human beings. Jerry world can fit 108,000. Of course, it's not going to look it the same. The field is the same. The sport's the same. Shout to Hendrickson high school. I'm going to be back in Austin. Sorry. What is it for the, for the, you should know house tour. You should know podcast house tour. Um, we're going on tour to Austin, Texas tickets available now. You should know the studios. No, what is it? Oh, Hawks. I'd rather be fat than fly. I'd rather be fly than fat. You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. So, but this is not the only, there's a lot of chocolate. How he's going on. So mean, dude. That's so, well, we said that because flying fat, you go, you wouldn't know. Yeah, that is me. No, I love it. But this is not the only massive chocolate heist to have taken place recently in Europe. What the happening in Europe, dog? Why are they stealing chocolate? There was a British man sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2023 for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs. What the do you want with chocolate eggs? Like, what are you like? No, no, no. Wonka's the new Griselda. Kingpin dynasty in Europe. He's got his cane, his top and he goes, Jeffrey, the eggs are out today. Grab them for me. It just hangs up. It's Willie. Mask's up. He's ready to go to jail. A man. He's going to jail for a year and a half over chocolate eggs. Think about that. It's not like you can do anything with 200,000 eggs. That's what I'm saying. Are you calling every seventh grader that sells snacks in their schools and you're just the plug for chocolate eggs? What do you do with that? Willie Escobar. He has to be. Why are you stealing chocolate? Because it has an expiration date. It's not like you can hold on to this forever. It's 400,000. And it's not like there's a, there's not like a limit like on chocolate in Europe. There's a lot of chocolate in Europe, obviously. But you can go to any store and we're going to be in Europe for the YSK house tour. Tickets are available now. That was beautiful. I just don't understand why are people going to buy your stolen chocolate eggs? Why are people going to buy your stolen Wonka Escobar of KitKat? There's still stores everywhere. What do you do? Are you melting it down? What were they going to build the next chocolate Eiffel tower? Are they doing some weird little rehabilitation project? Willy Wonka needs a second factory. I'm telling you a second fact. He's got the, he's got that continent on lock. He's raised run in Europe. He's got his gunners going out and stopping truckloads. People are stopping. That's that's, that's a, that's a fast and furious. They have electronics. I said, nah, we just want the KitKats. I was told truck. I was told when we go to Europe to be careful about like your jewelry, your, your watches, stuff like that. Now I'm not carrying chocolate on my person. Cause he'll just run up on me and take my eggs, dude. Okay. You just said that. And that made me think of this. There's this guy that I think he's freshly new to Tik TOK. I don't going to say black. I don't, he's black, but how'd you know? Cause you were like this. Oh no, I think it was coming out. You know, it wasn't black. It's like, it's like a fighting urge. No, but he does. So he, my shorts, slow down. You're moving so much. He does. Uh, I hope I can say this, but he does like knife tricks. Like, okay. So he does. He like makes disappear. Actually pretty cool. I don't remember his name. I'm sorry. Disappearing. He does these tricks and he calls them like, he's like the start of the video. He's like, these are three new knife tricks that I've made and I've named them myself. Please enjoy. And then he goes into it. There's like metal music in the background and he's just like looking at you intently. He's like, this is called the corridor or whatever. Something. But, but you literally don't see it. Like very good sleight of hand. And I was just sitting there and I watched the video and I was like, that was actually cool. I went to the comments. Every single comment was like, you would literally be the king of England if you came here. They said you would be the greatest villain in England's history because they don't have guns. And I always forget that. Like, how are we in 2026? Well, now you're getting into some political things. But I'm saying like, that's, that's why that seems nice. That seems very nice. Yeah. But okay. I have a hot take on that. And like, but I don't, cause we're going to England for YSK house where tickets are available now, you should know studios.com. So I don't want to say anything crazy. And then whenever they get there, man, they're running me down. Let's say it on stage. Man, they're running me down. Oh yeah, I will. Now if I see a shysty in the crowd in our show, cause we're coming to London and Manchester tickets are available. And if you come with a shysty, I mean, Robbie is profiling. He said, he said, you're out there. And he goes, it's just coat mending. It's just big coat. We pissin' day for a pint in it. Hey look, there's the boys. Can I say this? Okay. So we are going to manage. No, let me say this. I gotta get this out. We are going to Manchester and London for our tour coming up. I am not excited to go over there. Hot take. Hot take. Hot take. Oh, boiling hot. I am very excited. Okay. I am excited. I am excited because I get to see James at FooHot and I get to see my light skin beauty in front of me. Yes. Like I'm, I'm, I'm very excited to see them. we'll go kick it and y'all can have a little date okay that's fine i don't think i'm gonna get my nutritional needs over there no yeah actually no y'all's food is and i'm convinced there's no and i was telling james about this i was telling james about this uh when we were texting because we text voice notes to be honest i mean his voice sounds great over dms by the way so um he made me sign nda i'm just kidding so i was telling him i was like hey i was like do you have any tips for whenever we go out to your hometown of london manchester and he goes no you're gonna have a great time and i was like yeah but the food situation what do y'all eat and he goes we eat the same thing you do and i go no you don't no you don't bollocks don't they eat like beans in the morning and toast a bunch of assortments of teas they don't have like ribs do they they don't oh no oh no they don't eat burgers over that's some burgers they probably have burgers but it's i mean they definitely have mcdonald's they call it mackie's they do really mackie's see i don't fries mackie's in a shake but the thing about that makes american burgers so good is the gmo oh my god pollution i want my burgers injected with things that are gonna ruin me in 20 years yes i don't care like in the physical moment i get a dopamine hit that is unbeatable yes i take a bite and i go god i can see everything i can smell colors incredible i am living yes i don't want to go my tummy hurts later that night that's fine you live where your feet are yes i don't want to go to london and feel good after i eat a burger that's not what burgers are for it's not i'll eat cabbage and pretzels shoes and i'll walk around i'll jump on the back of a trolley and can i say they don't have sunshine over there they really they it looks great it's so scary like it looks like i'm in gotham city and i don't want to go there i thought i was the only one i do not want to walk around at night over there i know i don't know i want to walk around i'm not like in new york it's like okay clutch your pearls a little bit hella lights there's led lights everywhere there's signs all sorts you can still see i feel like there's not enough dopamine in manchester or london i feel like if i walk around in london at night like dr heiden jekyll are like coming out from a corner like it's gonna be dude i do not those things with the fish or the teeth those memes used to be like the london action oh yeah i feel like those are physical creatures that are gonna come around the corner the fish people yeah i do not want to be around and i just feel like there's a lot like does it seem i don't they might sadness it's it's i'm naturally depressed like i'm naturally depressed and i live in a great city i don't want to go to the gray city where i gotta do the tube oh i don't have the boys off the tube that's what you're gonna say about it like i feel like there's no i got my ticket to the boys from the tube pissing night for a pint in it i'm gonna be like these aren't this isn't the same species as me yeah it can't be it can't like the sun doesn't go to london does it no it's constant nighttime yeah a lot of clouds a lot of gray hi dude i'm so glad you said that i thought i was the only one but tickets are available now you should know studios.com so maybe it will change our mind when you go there we can talk about it in person when you come to our show and manchester you should know studios.com what i was gonna say about 15 minutes ago by the way yeah tell me i forgot okay three days ago i had to go to the gym early remember yeah i had to go or i'd miss the workout so i literally forced myself i'm talking like eyes crusty driving to the gym very tired for whatever reason when i get to the gym i have to finish my drink before i go in so i let me do them for a little bit i get to a video of the best the top five wwe returns of all time oh yeah oh those are the best videos ever the best pops they're the best pops yeah best videos okay so it goes through it was the edge one at the royal rumble yeah like 2020 john cena yeah against roman reigns it was the brock lesnar against john okay and i forgot what the last one is but then all of a sudden i'm sitting there i'm just like man i look up in my rear view i am crying i am a grown man full-blown tears are coming down my cheek from both eyeballs i was crying and i literally out loud went what the is wrong with me no i swear to god watching wwe returns like they're like war veterans coming back home that's crazy like that is oh my god i love me some wwe i mean obviously i have i have gotten goosebumps i would never cry publicly over john cena coming back at money in the bank it was a lot of fun it was the brock one that did it for me no crying over brock lesnar crazy no because it was a build-up it was the edge one it was the john and then that brock he said and i literally looked up i was like full-blown tears coming down my eye and the way you just said like the like the soldiers coming home yeah that was the exact feeling no it's disrespectful to our men and women every time i watch those videos i cry too yeah every single time but but okay well was it a sad thing i don't do that i was a mess i don't know what happened to me like i was going through something i was clearly tired i didn't probably didn't want to be at the gym i died that sound of brock lesnar returning the look on john cena's face the emotions of the people that were there like it's like i felt good that they all got to feel good in that moment a lot of things that made you great are gone that's such a simple but hurtful sentence what was it a lot of the things that made you greater god oh my god dude that is so simple but good that's so mean oh it's so mean things that made you greater god oh you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by palm olive family time isn't just a matter of time it's a matter of time just the 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great part about flying is when you get to your your seat and then no one sits in those two seats next to you and you're like oh i got the whole row to myself yes well now there's an option to just have the whole row but instead of it being individual seats it comes up to where it transforms into a bed kind of situation when you can lay on and they just rolled these out this is a real thing this is a right now on certain of their certain uh amount of their air buses so is it so that okay so it's still three seats yes but if you elect the option to have the lay down yes then it becomes like a bench thing it comes like it goes up like this and you can just lay on it you get blanket service at all it's really nice on united and can i say this i don't know if i would want that why because i don't like being sideways on planes i don't like being sideways in many things in life it's i don't like it's not fun sideways it's my hips well your hips are that of an 80 year old woman that's still trying to give birth yeah i mean just dust and shouldn't happen but like i don't think that as cool and as innovative as that is i don't think i would want to do it i don't think yeah i mean i don't know like oh i think i think people just underestimate - Even if my, first off, if you're on the window side, this is not a straight wall it's literally like this yes it's curved so i'm like this i'd be like that with my feet up yes thank you and that's not comfy now if i'm on the aisle side you have no back support what am i just gonna fall back thank you and no one's thinking about that like yes you can lay down well there's more like there's these recliner systems almost like come up and you can lay down on it but what's your back going on unless you're a small person you can just lay down flat on that and you have a terrible back oh i got a curvature in my back but what okay that curves well good morning is this a why do you think they did this though why do you think they made it because i think a lot of people want that a lot of people are like oh yes i get the whole what's the okay but what's the premium i don't know i haven't found any price about it because i don't think they've rolled that out yet but it can't do you think it should be more or less expensive than a first class it has to be less expensive no it has to be right it has to if is it do you know if a if the bench seat fold away system that you're still sitting at 24d yeah you just get to prop your feet up it's more expensive than a first class ticket because a lot of the first class premiums you get to get on the plane early which i don't get the the excitement about that and you get the free alcohol you get the food you get the snacks you get the two free checked bags now if i'm paying more for the whole lay down and i don't get the extra snacks the food or the alcohol then what's the point that's stupid no that's stupid that is very bro i'm thinking okay hear me out i actually i was talking to somebody i actually said this about maybe like two three weeks ago i think with what elon is doing with tesla how he's starting to get to the like completely autonomous taxis right yeah he rolled out in austin and i said we're going to austin for our tour by the way studios.com i said i don't think it'll be too long till stuff like that hits aviation now what i mean you what i mean no i have never autopilot no no would you get on a plane with from tesla from elon i don't care who it's from you have a cybershock and you take the name out of it take the name out of it if you would you get on a fully autonomous plane it is it is proven it's certified for safety they've done test flights but there is not a single staff on board there's not a singular staff on board the people that come down and give you the drinks and the little pretzels the little little garden salsa sunnies no robot let me tell you up in the flight there's no one there it's just a robot plane in no world would i get on a plane that has no pilot really why would you why would you you get you have done a full self-driving i'm on the ground i'm on the ground and i can take over whenever i still can stuff can still be fatal listen no no no there's so i would not ask i would venture there's so much more corrective technology in a plane there's in a car can i say this though when i'm in my self-driving truck if if i don't want it to self-drive anymore i just take over if i'm 57 000 feet in the air i mean that's not that's not a commercial flight in a flight you are you're out of the atmosphere like that is a that's a significant way up and the plane is flying itself and i'm starting to get a little panics i'm getting a little scared z's oh but that's you i can't just take over but that's you that's not the plane and or if there's not not even just me if there's not a person in there that could take over when something goes wrong that's insane work who would ever get on that like i understand if there's a pilot on board but it's still fully autonomous right it's still fully autonomous but they got a backup guy okay that that might because that's what they do with autopilot anyway and any pilot that does autopilot you that's not good don't you fly my but hear me out have you seen have you seen the uh what's the movie with uh tom hanks he lands on the hudson what is that called free willy sully sully so free willy sully when they when the birds hit their engines they start going down the guy his co-pilot literally has to go through this manual it says if you don't have this hit that so i'm saying that's not too far-fetched to have an ai agent that is built into the plane that if this happens you're checking this if this light goes on you go to who's checking it me the ai that's what ai is already no cam dude my ai mr nubis is stupid mr nubis is dumb now the most i asked her what you were mr nubis well we call each other that oh god i asked her i asked her what time it was she told me it was like 2 p.m it was 7 30 at night like the is dumb and you think i want mr nubis to fly me 70 000 feet in the air she could never be a pilot she could never be a pilot there's there's way bigger and better ai so you would get on a plane that flies itself fully autonomous with no pilot on board now it would definitely have to be like years years years in the future like okay i'll say this no way i would get on it once i have a pilot in my life of someone else getting on you won't even get on a waymo no i'd get in a waymo you you could have and you said no because k robin pierce got in it i saw how it went now i can get on a waymo i would never do that granted they yeah they almost hit a person yeah but there's not there's not too much foot traffic in the sky p are you nuts have you ever seen a the sky with no clouds you think there's more traffic for plant traffic for planes than there is cars i live by the airport so yeah in the sky you jack wagon not when they're on the wheels they're in the sky they're just not high i see dude i see people no there's so many times yes yes there's so many times i look out my window up at the sky and i see helicopters commercial flights private flights like intersecting cam look how many flights go out a day internationally millions no sir no sir yes there is millions millions of people you think there's okay i want you to think about this i want you to think about this from the time a runway a bird takes off a plane yes a plane takes off and that runway gets cleared for someone else to land and then that plane everything what do you think the time is for just one so say for example where they come from for like a36 for a36 is playing to leave to its destination another one to land terminal all the way to that and then clean that plane and then another one just one plane just one terminal yeah probably 10 minutes 30 minutes sometimes they double park payton it's it's 20 minutes it is 20 when i see the people walk off the plane before i'm even on that that's different there's because there's rules and restrictions they got to check and refuel then why did you tell me 10 minutes you're saying by the time it gets there no i'm saying from from from just from gate a36 this plane takes off what does that matter when there's a thousand terminals in one airport seven airports in our city we have two two big ones we have two big ones and there's nowhere near a thousand gates kim there's like a thousand airlines in dfw private stuff like that there's thousands of them everywhere there was one by the studio we were looking at it was called like i don't want to say it but it was like it had like two choppers in there there's plate there's millions of flights going out daily there's not millions of flights going out daily i didn't know you're not we need a fact check on that i because because you don't know either don't you say i didn't know you didn't you don't know either i am betting my it's not seven digits oh 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just think how simple this science is it is a basket right a basket it's a bread basket that can hold five humans in it and then all it's got is a big oven on top of it and you just flick the fireplace on and then there's a there's a balloon on top of it and if you set fire to the balloon you're up in the air hallelujah we're off it makes no sense let's go pick up the groceries oh and then then you throw in there's controls up there you can control a hot air balloon you can control a hot air balloon oh there's people hitting cutting off the gas turning it back on there's steering wheels and hot air balloons i don't know about a whole steering wheel but i know there's levers for the the gas the fire they go oh a little too high let's drop it down oh no problem craig i didn't know there was pilots all right we're good get back to cruising altitude hey how do you land a hot air balloon cut the heat off no but make it a cold how do you not just plumb it i don't know dude i got that's i i'm with you this is nuts i'm with you on this one we need to like what we need to be educated we need to look it up okay i'm gonna pull up a picture of a hot air balloon cj put this on screen we need to pull it up and i honestly don't because somebody made a tiktok how we don't google things and i'm gonna google it right now oh you that's a big balloon oh they're massive okay i just found one cj i'm gonna send this to you this picture literally has at least 15 people on this hot air balloon and the strings are this thin yeah like get out of here dude i i don't understand first of all i don't understand the takeoff because where is the balloon whenever you take off okay because this is i want to work this out they have it sitting off to the side like a bonnet it's like in the back right there oh oh blow me dry because so there's a balloon sitting on the ground on the grass right everybody's in the basket a guy turns on a lamp and then the air balloon just knows to come over here it starts to fill up how if it's over there if the if the heat is right here and the balloon's over because there's an opening there's an opening like that opening on what to where the heat goes into the balloon but if the balloon's over here how the hell's if the heat's here and the balloon's here how the hell is the balloon getting up here and then going up i'm saying how do we get the balloon erect think about like a regular balloon you know how there's a little blow hole but the heat is here and the balloon is here peyton it's not leaving though it's going into the balloon no there's space it's not connected it's not like this it's like this ex but there's no things here can there's sorry there's no thing connecting it here to here the balloon is connecting it it's its own thing when you're in a hot air balloon when you're in a hot air balloon you're not encompassed in the balloon there's space in between you can go like this and you're not in the balloon you can see out okay so how can you from the basket listen we're taking off the basket there's some air you can go a couple of these you can get some hand scissors right then there's an opening to the balloon the balloon is above you when we're on the ground it's off to the side you're not getting it you're not getting it so if the balloon oh my god give me a balloon i'll show you oh my god give me a balloon i'll show you give me the give me the give me the give me give it to me a different whiteboard give me a different whiteboard oh my god why is it so hard no you why is it so hard no no give me no no no no no give me that marker give me that marker no but you're gonna explain it because you looked it up i want to give you my i did not look it up i see it on your phone this is just talking about why though it says warm air is less dense and it caused it to rise okay let me just give you mine let me let me give you mine and then you can because you're probably going to be you probably look it up because you have useless knowledge you have useful time you're probably going to do some dumb that makes you sound right for two seconds it's not it's not you're going to leave the conversation that's what you're going to listen listen you're going to see no balloon balloon makes no air you're wrong and then you're going to go next time are you trying to eight mile me look this is how hot air balloons work when they're filled up right they got the balloon that's the balloon right there's tethers here yes with the basket right yeah and there's people all this is open space right yeah there's nothing connecting the heat to the balloon it's open space right so if you're now we're going to take it back to step one level one right there are people in the basket right there's people in the basket right yes the heater is right here with the flames yes the balloon is right here with the flames yes the balloon is right here with the flames yes the balloon is right here with the flames yes the balloon is down here how the hell is down here how the hell is down here how the hell does that fill up if the heat is coming up does that fill up if the heat is coming up does that fill up if the heat is coming up here and not filling the balloon give me here and not filling the balloon give me here and not filling the balloon give me the board give it to me now the board give it to me now the board give it to me now this everything you said was right and this everything you said was right and this everything you said was right and that is why i am baffled that you can't that is why i am baffled that you can't that is why i am baffled that you can't understand this understand this understand this okay this is your precious little okay this is your precious little okay this is your precious little basket that's your basket you got people basket that's your basket you got people basket that's your basket you got people boom boom boom okay you got the little boom boom boom okay you got the little boom boom boom okay you got the little tethers tethers tethers here's the opening right i zoned out here's the opening right i zoned out here's the opening right i zoned out what part are we at what part are we at what part are we at i just asked it people yeah open space i just asked it people yeah open space i just asked it people yeah open space this is your heater right yes show the this is your heater right yes show the this is your heater right yes show the flame so so the flames okay here's the flame so so the flames okay here's the flame so so the flames okay here's the flame there for you bubba so if we're flame there for you bubba so if we're flame there for you bubba so if we're already in the sky the balloon is like already in the sky the balloon is like already in the sky the balloon is like this right this right this right it's already nice oh i think i just did it's already nice oh i think i just did it's already nice oh i think i just did that okay right so that okay right so that okay right so we're not in the sky yet kids nope so we're not in the sky yet kids nope so we're not in the sky yet kids nope so our balloon is hanging off to the side our balloon is hanging off to the side our balloon is hanging off to the side like a big old bonnet right no that's like a big old bonnet right no that's like a big old bonnet right no that's a heart there's no this a heart there's no this a heart there's no this is all a balloon is all a balloon is all a balloon when they cut the heater on when they when they cut the heater on when they when they cut the heater on when they cut the heater on they cut the flame on cut the heater on they cut the flame on cut the heater on they cut the flame on it's gonna start it's like it's gonna start it's like it's gonna start it's like it's literally like a it's literally like a it's literally like a have you never seen a balloon being have you never seen a balloon being have you never seen a balloon being blown up blown up blown up it's different because in a regular it's different because in a regular it's different because in a regular balloon that's mouth to tip you know all balloon that's mouth to tip you know all balloon that's mouth to tip you know all about that take about that take about that take take the regular balloon take i want take the regular balloon take i want take the regular balloon take i want you to answer me this yes balloon take the you to answer me this yes balloon take the you to answer me this yes balloon take the regular take it off your lips here regular take it off your lips here regular take it off your lips here you go okay so i go like this you go okay so i go like this you go okay so i go like this and i get it will work if it's something and i get it will work if it's something and i get it will work if it's something as strong as hot air supposedly is to as strong as hot air supposedly is to these balloons on the ground is what i'm saying how if the things stay i don't get so the flame starts sideways too payton i'm done i don't really care anyway i'm never gonna hire a balloon that's white people you never seen a black dude hey darryl you ever got a hot air balloon told you you ain't never gonna see a black dude on a hot air balloon you're never gonna see it never gonna see it never see that close your eyes and imagine it you can't that's like trying to imagine a dragon you will never imagine dragons now pick me i forgot all their songs i feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan oh is that not the is it no boy we're not making i'm making sisters that's not the words no wait hold on let me let me sing it again i feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan because i i was thinking as a twin sister like telepathy like it pains you know when your twin feels pain they can feel it welcome to the new age wait what is that what's the other big song i feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan welcome to the new age to the new age welcome to the new age whoa whoa whoa wait what's the words no but speaking does that make sense though enough to make my sister moan no bubba it doesn't groan groan not really i'm not talking about a sister in the song enough to make my sister moan enough to make my sister blow welcome to the that's i think it might be from arkansas he's making a sister moan whoa whoa whoa whoa i'm radioactive speaking of being black i have a what speaking of being black we're talking about how black people will never get in the hot air balloon you're not black well i know i'm not but i'm saying speaking about people being black would you want to be well i want to be black in certain situations i want to be myself i like being cameron michael kennedy oh that's called giving up that's called giving up no but the bringing up the now this now it might not be about speaking about being black but i saw you the other day and i'm like oh my god i'm not giving up and for the first time in about i don't know four years i saw you had a wife beater on underneath it's called a tank top you had a tank top on underneath your shirt yeah so now i now we've discussed this way back in time like in college like i'm pulling up like a 10 year old conversation i'm bringing it to the air right okay what is the purpose of the beater what is the purpose of the tank top why do we wear them because who's we i thought it was oh no i'm not gonna lie i went through a phase 100 warm to fit in with my brothers so you're saying black people only wear tank tops under their shirts no no and it's really not because i see a lot of fellow caucasians a lot of caucasians get cornrows Well, yeah, that doesn't make it right, but I'm saying, genuinely, why do we wear them under the shirt? It's a cleanliness thing. Never would have guessed that. How does that make you more cleanliness? It's because you're separating your skin from your nice garments, right? So that's for sweat protection and deodorant and all that. That's what I thought it was, for sweat, because I sweat like a. Yeah, you sweat like a little piggly wiggly. I sweat like a stuck little pig. Sorry, that might be a bit much. And I'm sitting there, sweat, trying to get back to my mama. That's me. Why do people watch this? I don't know, I'm sorry. So it's a cleanliness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's like with y'all, y'all just wear your feet out. Like yesterday at the gym. This dude had no shoes, no socks, just walking around. That's some y'all people. He did, and he was of our kilt. He's never seen a tank top. No, no, no. Never seen a tank top. He's watched every anime there's ever been. Yeah. Dude, you know that that's what they say? What? He's one of the biggest uniters. Through cultures is anime? Anime. Yeah. I don't really watch them. I used to watch anime only when I, like when I used to like, and I was never a big smoker, but I used to smoke just sometimes. Yeah. Just a little bit here and there. Yeah, when I used to smoke that gas. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! When I used to, it's like I never used to be a big smoker really. Dude, but when I would hit that absolute Reggie in that white cream puff owl print roll-up thing, you go super specific. But I used to smoke that gas. Oh yeah, when I used to smoke that gas. I think the first time I ever smoked it was Shake. I don't know if that thing was terrible. Nah, bro. Nah, Cam definitely bought a gram for like $40. Are you sure? Are you sure, Tyrese? Really? That's it? $40? I said, dude, where can I send the tip? You're like, where's your iPad? Flip the iPad and I'll tip you. I go, dude, I'll tip right now. Come on, honestly. You're doing me a favor. You go, tell me where you got this from. I can just go to him next time. There's no need to make you make a trip, brother. There's no hell. I know. You know what? Here's five for gas. Appreciate it, man. Can you roll it for me? No, you got somebody to roll. No, I'm not going to lie. One time. I don't want to say this on the free. I'll say it on Patreon. Deal. Yeah. Wow. Funny. Wow. What did I tell you? He's like, smoke that gas. Can I get into something real quick and we can get out of here? Go for it, AJ Lee. I'm not going to lie. What size shirt is that, though? I've been looking at it the whole episode. What size shirt is that? It's an XL. Okay, then that's that unisex XL. Light it up. Light it up. Is that her song? No, I'm just singing it because I feel like it. I don't really know AJ Lee's song. If I'm being honest. It's not ingrained like other ones. I'm going to WrestleMania, by the way. Now, what did you think I was singing? That was a theme song. Of who? Who is it? I tried to do The Great Khali, and you started getting sexy. Vintage Great Khali could get it. Dude, he was hot. He was hot. And he had pretty solid English. Like, he was good at his job, at being a professional. No, he wasn't. He was good. Great Khali. The Great Khali. You don't think that he brought the Punjabi prison match to the WWE? Yeah. You don't think he was good? No, I'm saying. He crushed Rey Mysterio's skull. Dude, that ruined me. He opened the turnbuckle up. And, like, that was the first time I ever seen an exposed turnbuckle. You're like, what is that? I said, oh, my God. There's so much more to this game. I don't know. Yeah. I said, God, it's incredible. But, um. Great Khali versus Orange Swoggle. Poor Orange Swoggle. Poor Orange Swoggle, man. They left his under the ring. That's so unfortunate. That's so disrespectful. I want to see what is under a ring. You can easily look that up. I mean, it's. Like, back in, like, 2007 when we watched WWE. Yeah, like, it's like, oh, I wonder what's under there. But now everything is. You can find everything you want. Just the blissfulness of a child. That's what it is. Dude, if Tommy Invincible doesn't come out night one of WrestleMania, because that's the one I'm going to, I'm going to be real upset. You think Tommy Invincible is coming out at WrestleMania? Yeah. Is there rumors? No. Oh. No, but I do know somebody that's coming back. Mm. And that's not public knowledge. No. Mm. But also, WWE changes everything so quick, so it might not be the same, but. And I wasn't told this by anybody at WWE. I was told this by somebody who's in the wrestling industry. So it might not be good information. I don't know. It's weeknights. Night dinners. Sitting around the table, everyone talking all at once. And the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier, so you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together. Propel Fitness Water. With Gatorade electrolytes, zero sugar, and vitamins. Propel Hydrates. Better than water. 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The people called adulthood and I understood and answered a lot of those. You might have skipped that part, but I'm here. OK, well, maybe you can answer this for me. As an adult, I still want to know who the dealer was and deal or no deal. Who the guy is in that upper tower that was silhouetted out. Who was that guy and how did he have so much money? Do you know what I'm saying? That's a good question. That is such a good question. That is not where I thought you were going. Like, he was sitting up there. Oh, my God. Just like that guy wasn't doing a thing that guy. I mean, you you want an honest, sad answer. That's probably that is probably the lowest paid person in that. It was an intern. He was just sitting there behind the screen that gave him a silhouette. He didn't make a single call. He didn't do anything. His whole job. Oh, my God. What if it was an animatronic? Because they didn't want to pay somebody to sit there. So they just had an animatronic that would just move. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Because he kind of did make the same emotes. He did that all the time. And then he was emoting. What did he used to do? A lot of head, a lot of rock. And like, why are we just allowing if he really is the dealer? First off, he has mob ties. Clearly, he has so much money. Second off, why is he allowing people to just come in, get buddy buddy with Howie Mandel and then have a chance to steal his money? Yeah. Like, there's no repercussions. No, you're doing nothing to earn that. There's like, oh, what's up, Howie? Million dollars. Yeah, let's go for it right there. Case 22. We all thought he was black, right, though? The dealer? Yeah, yeah, I thought it's everyone here big in the bald for me as a child. It's every might be insensitive, but it's every character that you don't have 100 percent confirmation of their identity. They're black. Really? Yeah. No. Yes. No, they're not like like Blue's Clues. Like the dog, black dog. That's a black dog. Barney already said this black man. Barney is not like I never lived by Sarah. I what Barney lived by my girlfriend. Again, what? Because Barney, real Barney, the real Barney. Barney was filmed in Dallas, like the original show. What? Yes. We're we're the proud owners and right holders of Barney. Yes, it was filmed in Dallas. That's why Selena Gomez, all of them that are on Barney are from Dallas. Selena Gomez is from Dallas. Yes, Selena Gomez is from Dallas, bro. I'm learning so much about my city. The Jonas Brothers lived in Dallas for, like, most of their childhood. The Jonas Brothers are from Dallas? yes where do they live i don't know i think like northern dallas wow so i was talking to frankie and he was he was saying that and i was like oh wow i didn't know that holy anyway yeah so so so barney lived by my girlfriend as a kid that's strange and she said he was a black guy she was like he was a black guy that's why i never would have thought barney was black now nala you know she's black nala was black yes why because she was in africa probably should have chilled out on the word you know but uh yeah she was she was an african princess i'm assuming she's black yeah they didn't say we were down in south africa i think i just think a lot of the characters that i maybe it was me because we didn't have representation i've said this before but like i had to put them as black people like dario no no there's some power rangers that were black all of them are black you ain't a white boy like that power ranger oh teenage ninja turtles i know i understand they're turtles but if they were humans black yeah their names alone oh their names are like their names are kind of from the mediterranean michelangelo michelangelo rafael donatello donatello leonardo leonardo might be white leonardo is very much like italian italian he definitely wears cashmere garments leonardo sounds like the name of someone that can absolutely swoop your away from you dude you're named leonardo yeah i would let leonardo time out leonardo's an incredible name it's so sexy how am i named my kid leonardo payton my name's cameron no you have a name can i say that there's no goat like can i say you come from like the most like nuclear family name of all time what do you mean mike lisa cam like it's like that's that's that's pretty white see you at least have a goat you have multiple goats that have your name like peyton peyton manning who's the other one peyton isn't it pritchard peyton pritchard got that ball on a screen yeah but he's not a goat camera i got cam newton but his name's actually cam or is it cameron newton regard okay back to the kid back to the kid yeah sorry do you have i thought you were going completely different route no you went what you said that that's like i'm saying questions you had as a kid that still aren't answered do you have any this technically still fits that agenda i always thought as a kid if i went to the store but didn't buy anything do they think i'm stealing i always thought that wow that's not is that not sound logic yes that is true but it depends is it a grocery store or a store grocery store wow no no no because grocery store is big enough they will forget about me okay i mean any clothing store clothing store anything i used to think they would think i was broke which i was i used to think they thought i was stealing because i might go and be like dude i totally want that yugioh shirt i go up to the yugioh shirt it's twenty dollars i'm eight years old i have zero dollars and i go that won't work yeah and i walk out and they go what's that little thief doing wow no i've never had that to this day that's never been answered because i like that could still happen if you because my thing is why are you walking around with a yugioh shirt and you're like oh my god i'm walking in the store you walked into the store with purpose you walked into the store for a reason yeah now no that's not always true you can walk to a store to window shop yeah but you're not exactly window shop you're not required to buy something i'm so glad dariel is here now god okay do you have another one what's another oh yeah how the did the fushigi work i still dude that's a magical fushigi so bad i never understood it and the little fushigi oh yeah that's from star wars yeah i don't know what that was what the fushigi you ever see like a what was that like what was that fushigi fushigi what is that fushigi what are you talking about oh my god you don't know that from is that jar jar no that's not jar jar that's not the uh oh it's the the little people in star wars they go fushigi you've never seen that before you've never seen that before you've never seen that are they saying fushigi there i don't know if they're saying fushigi but little bears the little no not the not the ewoks the ewoks don't say that it's the little sand people you can't say the sand people in the big 26 that movie came out in the 70s you can say it you can't say that in the big 26 you can't say that in the big 26 you can't say that in the big 26 dude i can't you can't make me laugh again you can't make me laugh again i don't know oh my god that is a little because i can't remember of the name of their kind nah dog they're kidding no they're seriously it's um i'm gonna say i'm gonna look it up yes enter in small people we need like a producer like on a on a thing that'll get popped up yes dude it's oh my god but the reason i'm laughing so hard is because that just came out like subconsciously i know we're talking about the ball based on the search results are you talking about there's no direct connection between fushigi i contact juggling ball toy in star wars okay no you can't put connection between fushigi and star wars i'm gonna say fushigi people say no stop saying fushigi say little sand people in star wars okay java is it java java yes they didn't say they didn't then they go wait a minute yes but there's a little race of people in there that they're like i'm saying it like that galaxy's combined dog it's not america and north america brazil says it's galaxy yeah but the way you have a human man making love to like a centipede looking woman it's star wars you hop in a car and you go light speed you're in a different planet a different system that's who you look like who java the hut i do not look like java the hut in the slightest you from men in black did you call me the inland no no i did not i said you're my god why'd you call me that whenever whenever he calls me cricket just mute it and it'll sound like he said it all right i have one more dude the one that i believe for the longest and i don't know why but if you swallowed bubble gum it would stay in your stomach for seven years i believe that you have some white people folktales like no one we never white yes i swallowed gum like a bandit are you crazy i was swallowing gun why were you swallowing gun and the birds to eat it because the disney uh pass it on or whatever it's called whenever they get green disney and that they're not going to eat it they're going to eat it they're going to eat it they had all the disney cast singing like we are the world like michael jackson and i was like i'm not littering a day in my life so i swallowed that i took one for the team dude i have michael jackson's greatest 20 hits in music video form on a dvd at my house really yes i used to watch that with my father nice we also have acdc live at donnington from the 90s in england and blue man group when they went on their north american tour never was a fan of the blue man group they always kind of creep me out they give black energy too i think they're going to give black energy too i think well i think they're actually confirmed white yeah those are obvious whites because you can see them no but they're blue you can see their facial features oh that's true yeah like you could paint you blue on that last time like you know what i mean it's like like look at pierce paint him blue white as oh yeah god oh you paint pierce blue he goes paint me blue because i'm back to blue yeah he goes you paint me blue he goes you make sure throw a couple straps and stars on there too oh my god all righty all right well that was fun good episode we're on tour what a absolute madness of an episode i they can't i cannot believe you don't know what i'm talking about when i say i will find that for you holy i better find your love in oh talk to me dad something just in case i don't i don't believe you said it earlier i might have missed it though but the pre-sale and the tour merch is available right now as well just in case the pre-sale i'm saying because it's like tickets are live but the tickets are live yeah but i'm saying pre-sale of what i don't know i meant kind of like like it's not obviously it's on sale no no but people just let me finish people think tour merch they got to get it at the shows i'm saying you can get that now it's not called pre-sale that's called online it's online yeah the merch is available online available now picture merch is available right now there's the picture he already snapped before me i can't have anything nice you just don't do things right i better find your loving i better find your my sister moan what'd you say i feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan oh she got a big butt got a big butt got a big butt i want some appreciate you coming back to episode 211 that is absolutely never understood no one's ever gonna see that they're like oh yeah they're like he said ray you went to high school here you didn't the very old boy in the backyard oh yeah dude that i mean talk about growing plants in that grass holy oh you'd have you'd have a you'd have a stock of celery that comes out with arms dude why didn't my mom watch that come out like this that'd be plants versus zombies for real the whittakers definitely didn't have hoa did they oh because i looked inside that house like oh no yeah that's built that that would be built they inherited that through 200 years yeah but how did the built my speaking of england because we're going to uk and manchester english you should know studios.com no i'm just saying that isn't like the king and the queen isn't like all that the royal family isn't that a lot of that all gets a little messy for me right i don't know because if so princess diana was bad if you know what i'm saying rest in peace but if that's what brings you dirty to end no i don't know if that can stay because that's illegal right cj looks like he's crying you - I think, is that an actual law? Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that. Now, hear me out. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out for a second. This is crazy. No, end it. Hear me out. No, hear me out. This is wild. You got to mute that word, right? No, we're going to end it here. Like, please, God, don't keep this in either. But I'm saying. No, then let's just end it, and then you can say it after. Okay, that's fair. All right, everybody. I appreciate you coming back to episode 211. No one in the history. Hear me out on that talk. It's crazy. No one in the history of the world is going to hear what we just talked about. But you are going to hear and see. No, dude, that whole thing's in. What? That whole thing we just said is in. It's just muted on the word. Not on Patreon, though. Never mind. Good morning to you. But you will hear and you will see us on tour tickets available right now. That link is in the description. 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