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The most high-tech AI. It's over there. It's good. They have quantum computers. We were in a. A little bit of a debate. It's weird a quantum computer couldn't warn you about balsa wood drones blowing all your shit up. What? But whatever. That's water under the bridge. That was. Let me tell you one thing, dude. Nobody could have seen that coming. The paper airplanes would defeat you. No one could have seen that coming. And it's sad. You know, it's sad because they finally. What I read is they relaxed, and they were like, you know what? We're going to turn off the high-powered radar systems that monitor every heartbeat. We're going to eat within a 15-mile radius of our borders because I think everyone's cool now. And then just like that, bam. Is that what happened? 100%. 100%. It was called a day of. A day of. A day of ease is what they called it. That's why they threw the rave. They turned off. Chavez? Shomer Chavez? It wasn't a Chavez. Chavez? Yeah, Shomer Chavez. Isn't that the holiday? They changed it, dude. Shomer Chavez? Do you know they changed it? The Chavez got canceled. Are you talking. Are you talking about Chavez? Like the thing all the. The dude all the streets. Who is Shomer Chavez? Or am I thinking of Shomer Chavez? You're thinking of Cesar Chavez, dude. He got canceled after he was dead. Now, why do you think with the Epstein files out, we would need to focus on canceling Cesar Chavez? That's crazy that you. I mean, just like. Okay. Oh, there was an allegation, was there? From a while ago. Is this because a bunch of oligarchs want to kill all memories of a union ever existing? Dude, this hit me like a fucking. Bag of bricks. Because, boy, I had just been telling my kids about Cesar Chavez. All the stuff. And then this comes out. And you're like, are you fucking kidding me? I had to change two of my children's names. Dude, that sucks. Cesar Trussell and Chavez Trussell. Well, you could say they're after the boxer. What? You know, there's a boxer. I think there's a boxer Cesar and also a Chavez boxer. Yeah, I thought about that. But I just didn't feel right after I found out. Would you change your names? What? Would you change their names, too? One of them is named Bill. And the other is Cosby. Nice. You know, Kim Kong, and I gotta say, is one of the funniest suggestions I've ever heard her, really anyone make, but she said the perfect name for twins is Epstein and Maxwell. That is so good. These are my twins, Epstein and Maxwell. That is so fucking good. I'm sure that's out there, man. I'm sure that's out there. I'm sure there's a lot of people right now named Maxwell. Epstein Trussell. Epstein Trussell. Epstein Chavez Trussell. Oh, man. I can't believe it, though. If I have his son, his name will be Liberty Levin Metzger. Oh. You know, nothing brings my family together more than life, liberty, and Levin. Gathering the kids around and listening to him talk. It's illuminating. I've learned so much. He is a genius. Why that? Yeah, my two-year-old. Now, I don't have one, but I just, what I like to imagine is my daddy, will Trump get the uranium that Mr. Levin said? He will. We gotta get the uranium. Yeah, that's a great impression. Yeah, a real inspiration. You know, Dennis Prager's paralyzed now or some shit. What? What? Dennis Prager fell down some stairs. I swear to God, I'd forgotten about it. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Look at, look at. Severe spinal cord injury. Wow, that's fucked up. Oh, my God. He slipped in the shower. That's brutal. Damn, that is high. That means he was high. I mean, probably. I don't think he was, really. I don't know. That's the only time I ever slipped in the shower. Usually, that's an indication of you're high as fuck. The only time I've ever slipped in the shower was when I was high as a kite. Yeah. You can really, really get fucking hurt in the shower. You probably want to celebrate how great Israel's been doing and how great we've all been doing in that war. And pray for Dennis Prager. And pray for. And pray for Levin. Because, you know, these times are crazy. My thoughts in Prager's are going out. And I hope people pray for you because with all your great AI videos, I didn't know you were a Luddite. I didn't know you were somehow one of the group of people out there talking about how AI is a bubble. That kind of shocked me when you said that, actually. I'm surprised. It's AI people saying it. What? Well. It shocked me. Holy shit. What happened? Nothing. Just my girl asking for money. Send her money. Oh, I am. Dude, that sucks. Send her money. Okay, she received it. Don't worry. Good. Don't worry. She received the money. Fucking God. She got you. Compromise. She's like, I'm about to release the pictures. Dude. And that's why I fully back the president. Okay, I see. We need American boots on the ground. On the ground. That's why everybody. What do you think the point of having so many kids is if you can't send them? Right. You know, there was a great Lindsey Graham. Right. There's nothing he wanted more in life than a wife and kids, and he couldn't have it. Right. He worked so hard for America. He's a workaholic. He doesn't have time. He's given up. He's given up the joy of parenting. We stand with you. But I'll tell you, it was Lindsey Graham that inspired us to have kids because we were like, damn, who's going to fight these wars? Lindsey can't. He's done his part. Well, he's past the age of. They did just raise. Well, he was in the Air Force briefly during a desert storm, I believe. What a great man. You know, I mean. Can we pull him up on the screen? You wouldn't think there'd be such a manly guy named Lindsey, but guess what? I'll tell you one thing that really bothers me is, you know, obviously it came out that Lindsey Graham was created in one of these deep underground military bunkers. No, it didn't. No, you didn't read that? No. They were working on CRISPR gene editing stuff. A scientist spilled. Well, okay. Number one, I don't even know why scientists are allowed to have their dogs in these deep underground military bunkers. They're becoming a big problem. But a scientist, Chihuahua, apparently, he'd been feeding it beef jerky and it had wet, you know, Chihuahua diarrhea shit. He spilled a test tube accidentally of this new gene editing stuff on the hot dog shit, and it somehow immediately grew into Lindsey Graham. And a lot of people. Where did you read that? You didn't read that? That's fucking everywhere. Dude, Lindsey Graham. I've been out of it. Lindsey Graham is like something that grew from. That's the dog. That's the dog. That dog had wet jerky, hot, wet jerky diarrhea shit. I don't want to talk about diarrhea. They spilled CRISPR gene editing tech or nanobots onto it and then assembled it into Lindsey Graham. Hey, I don't need to hear how the sausage is made. Okay. You just get me? Okay, fine. But I don't think that's a reason to say he's not a good person. Just because he grew out of dog shit. I mean, if you're going to judge him for that, you've got to judge a lot of people. You know what else grows out of dog shit? What? Flowers. Is that true? No, I don't know, but I'm sure. I guess. I mean, doesn't shit make. Like, it's fertilizer. I think flies. I mean, the bigger point I'm trying to make is just because something grows out of dog shit doesn't mean it's shit. Look, let's. Thank you. Can we enlarge that? No. There's a little. Some Lindsey Grahams right there. That's probably the name of that kind of flower growing out of shit. So no mud, no lotus. And I really wish people would leave that great man alone. But, um, okay. I didn't know that about his heritage, but. I don't know. It feels anti-Semitic what you just said about it. It's not at all! It's not at all! You have the clip of Lindsey Graham saying, We stand with you! Can you pull that up? I'd love to see that. Lindsey Graham, we stand with you. If you don't, I have it on my phone. It's my ringer. I'm going to make it my ringer because his voice is cracking as he says it. Let's just watch. Let's just watch this one. I would like to see him. Anytime I see him at press. Mr. President, you're Director of National Counterterrorism. It's good to know these people are out there. You just resigned today. He said he can't support your conflict with Iran. What's your reaction to that? And did you talk to him? I always thought he was a nice guy, but I always thought he was weak on security. Very weak on security. Wouldn't you hate to be in that room? What a hellish room. I didn't know him well, but I thought he seemed like a pretty nice guy. Was this on St. Paddy's Day? They're wearing green. But when I read his statement, I realized that. It's got a root. Because he said that Iran was not a threat. Iran was a threat. There he is. There's the man right there. America from the threats posed. Now they're right there. Mr. President, finish the job. We're very, very close. And if we do this right, here we go. Here we go. God, I gotta hear his voice, please. Please, please. Oh, shit. Our goal is to take this terrorist regime and defang it so we can have real peace in the Mideast. We're so close to that moment. President Trump, God bless you and your team for not letting them get 10 nuclear bombs. No, no, no, no. Get him out of there. Who is that? 800-pound gorilla just sitting there hard and strong. Just keep working it, yo. I'm almost there. Get rippling muscles, that 800-pound gorilla, the way it looks at you. Now we gotta get there. Get those muscles. Yeah, there we go. Show the chihuahua. I feel like it's a cheap joke, but yes, he did come from hot, festering, underground military bunker chihuahua shit, apparently. Allegedly. I'm gonna hold up. I don't know if I can believe that. Well, look, honestly, it got memory hold. In the room, they send in their most loyal chicken hawks to attack. That's just chicken hawks. Whoever is speaking now. Of course he said chicken hawks. And move the goalposts of the audience. Well, that's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. What is he talking? Oh, here we go. That was Lindsey. Let's see. That wasn't Lindsey. Trump acted decisively. God bless the fact that he did. If he had failed to act, we'd all be living with a Ayatollah still alive, enough weapon-grade material to make 10 bombs. That's what's at stake here. It's just like, you feel like you're in a conversation with someone at the Abbey in West Hollywood. Did you ever go to the Abbey? They fear him more than the city. Where's the Abbey? It's like this, like, it's sort of like this, like, amazing gay bar that you go to. You would inevitably go to if you lived in L.A. long enough, and, like, you would just meet, like, you know, it's like the whole array of queens out there, and then Lindsey Graham is like a kind of Kentucky Derby queen. Oh, wait. Yeah, why did I? I did go there. Of course you did. Everyone goes to Abbey. I did get my dick sucked. What? No, anyway. Guys, you're looking at a 50-year-old. You're looking at a 50-year-old who stays online late at night, looking in dark corners of the internet for mysteries, conspiracies, and all the different ways the world really might end within the next three years. If I had to guess, I'd say this is the least erotic time period in human history. So how come I have four kids? Well, I'll tell you. The alchemists at Bluetooth understand people like me. They know I want to get as hard as I used to get in the 90s, and they understand me. They understand me. They understand that I think about reptilians. They know me. 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Just you got to go there on the right day. I want to see some Queens, I said. What? You wanted to see Queens? For real? Dude, but truly like Lindsey Graham is the kind of, you would get to see some Queens. I'm getting a long ecstasy conversation with him at the, you know, it's the kind of thing where you're just like, you get into this like e-conversation with him and just like, we just got to get out there. There's nothing to be done except just irradiating them and blowing them all to hell. We will get there and destroy every one of them because President Trump knows there's no choice anymore. Best money we ever spent. We just can't. Look at that. Now that is a good. That's a rough night he had. He got to get into work. Oh, Mr. Graham Cracker's there. Look at him. It's crazy to think that that grew from Chihuahua shit because like it just shows you where we're at with science, which brings in, I feel like you're trying to get off the AI hook. I'm not trying to be Snoop. It brings us to where we are with AI. It's like AI, I'm pretty sure it had something to do with what constructed Lindsey Graham out of death. Like if AI can turn Chihuahua, runny Chihuahua. Chihuahua shit into that beautiful man. Look, this sounds great. We all want to live in a world where we can make Lindsey Graham out of dog shit and computers. We live in that world. But I've seen a lot of anecdotal evidence, but I ain't seen no hard evidence. I feel like I'm talking to Avi Loeb about a meteor right now. Oh my God. Look. Okay, fine. To the blood descendant of Baal Shem Tov. Listen, I'll tell you. It's the kind of thing where I can't reveal all my sources. I don't know. It's allegedly, I can't definitely say, but you know, I think there's things happening in the world right now. That you would be shocked by. And I didn't, you know, listen, if AI is really a bubble, why are they firebombing Sam Altman's house every two days? Oh my God. He, he looks flamboyant shit too. I have to say, he looks like a guy that shouldn't be near an open flame. You know, look at this FBA. So somebody shot into the mansion and somebody threw Molotov cocktails at the mansion. Let me guess. They pinned it on an autistic black kid. No, I don't know who it was actually. I don't. Let's see. Sam Altman. It was at his house and some dude threw a fiery like glass, reported attack. Okay. Let's see. A 20 year old suspect through a Molotov cocktail, open a ICO, Sam Altman, San Francisco home in the Russian Hill neighborhood, setting the front gate on fire. Is that his sister? Okay. No one was injured in the fire. That is sort of embarrassing. You want, you set his front gate on fire. That's so, I mean, I'm glad it didn't, you know, it didn't work, but that is pretty lazy. Is the bad AI backlash getting dangerous? Let's see the young suspect. You see that young suspect? They blurred his face. He must be really, really young. How? 20? He's an adult. I read his manifesto. Where is it? I'll send it. I could send it to you guys. Hang on. I want to see, read the manifesto. I mean, I can just read it out of my phone. I want to see if it's as amazing and believable as the, as the Charlie Kirk shooters manifesto. Oh yeah. That was so great. My darling. My darling. Do you? Do you? No. No. No. No. No. No. You're a dude in a furry outfit. They didn't even try with that one. The chat GPT wrote that. Did they use them all? Was it the people who had to write that fake shit from a chat GPT and they want revenge on him? Here is, um, here is the, um, manifesto and, uh, you know, I, this, uh, I found on 4chan, they said it was his manifesto. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's some dude. It's a ma'am-a-festo. A ma'am-a-festo. Here's the manifesto. Uh, it's loading right now. It's on Substack. But it's what you can, you know, it's what you might expect. It's kind of like the Unabomber, but for AI and it's not opening it. Both him and the, like, okay. I think they took it down. You know, uh, this is where we need your remote viewing skills because I just saw the Apple. Who's the Apple guy? Tim Cook. Um, uh, I know you have a unique gift. You don't call it psychic, but I want you to, I'm very curious if you had to remote view both of their penises and sketch them. Okay. Sam Altman, especially. I think it's a, now I don't have the gift, but I assume he has like a gland. Look, I'm really flattered. Like not a full. I'm really flattered that you think that my art is clairvoyant. But we won't know until you apply your clairvoyance. It's not. It really isn't. You know, I think that, you know, that, you know, have you ever heard of the Akashic record? Yes. All right. It's that, uh, that cereal. I think it's pretty good. No, you're thinking about Kashi. Yes. And I read the box while I eat it cause I'm still a kid at heart. The Akashic Records are a metaphysical, non-physical energetic database or library contain every thought word emotion experience i did have a firm stool afterwards right well there's also an akash dick record and this is the akash dick record you're gonna be tapping into well i that's one way i i think about it because the reality is i'm gonna do this and you know a lot of you i think some people are gonna be like okay duncan you're just drawing dicks i was believing but yeah if you see the actual image of these men's penises uh you will be like oh my god how did he do that yeah let's get to what's on everyone's mind what kind of a dong does sam altman have now okay hang on sam altman um you know it is somebody who like is known for his beautiful penis uh i must say sister accuses him of uh sexual abuse when he was uh 17 and she was five when i see sam altman's penis you know i think my god like i thought that was beautiful oh you're saying it what's so beautiful about it well i'm gonna let me draw okay is there a room with us now for one quite often like when it comes to penises you're gonna get like a girthy penis from sam altman now that is a true surprise what's really rare is to get a girthy penis that is pristine in every way well his skin i would say it looks like one of those new robots coming out that you can fog it it's it's uncanny no that's the that's the way i put it and you know there's some people who because on top of this like very vascular very girthy very vascular very vascular very girthy penis on top on top of he does have like translucence oh inside his anti-aging routine diet and sleep habits let's look at that oh yeah i my guess is that he uses so that yeah let's see what boy you know what i love about celebrity interviews i was watching um quest love interview yeah uh flea from red peppers so i'm already like i want to get to the bottom of what flea is gonna say well first question what is your bedtime routine and flea was happy to answer oh my god that's so fucked up that they'll just answer and then flea can you imagine that's what all of their shit's about that is so crazy where they try to trick tim dillon with uh that amy poehler no what no like they want amy poehler wants you to be on her um podcast because you're doing things and ai wrote the letter clearly and then uh and then so tim's pretty funny he goes and she's a great show she has celebrities um what what time they go to bed and the next thing very next thing i see is this clip of a real they all do this because they can't talk about anything they're afraid to just commit to saying isn't it weird that is a really weird thing when they try to do a podcast he hasn't had a burger in years he's just a hot dog guy now am i right now i'm here's what's really i'm about to show you this penis i'm sorry this is taking me a little longer i want to do it justice the last burger i had now what's really interesting about so let me put this here sam and so what's what he has a respectable fit that's respectable he has wait he um it tapers at the end but um all right here we go now what's curious about this holy shit dude that's it and what's it looks like okay i mean this is uh a mystery boys uh notice something though i feel like you're missing something take a look take a long it looks like what's the number you see the 23 he has his veins form the number 23 on his penis isn't that wild this is why the government put money into remote viewing because it works it does it and i again i don't i really don't i i don't really think of this as clairvoyance it went off yet the screen of your uh so i mean look how it looks like it's like almost dripping off of his body that's the thing i find fascinating that's a good like honey like honey out of the hive is how it gets described a lot it's like watching it looks like watching honey shaped like out of its ass yeah yeah but that's altman's cock and um it looks like uh it's about to fall off is what it looks like by the way if anyone's interested these limited edition i i do sell prints i gotta say i took my breath away it's breathtaking it's a breathtaking penis i actually i didn't even i couldn't even notice the 23 at first because no that's exactly hit you yeah it really is uh it's the closest approximation i have to just like the first time you go to the grand canyon now um uh do you want to bang out a quick tim cook before we move on to more important ones because we need to figure out why these iran peace talks broke down you know what i'd wager it comes down to penis here's what i'd like to hear before i do this because i know what a lot of people think tim cook's penis looks like can you guys tell me real quick just what do you think tim cook's cock looks like like his neck and head i don't know why but okay yeah that does happen sometimes the way people look like their dogs exactly that's exactly what okay so you think tim cook's cock looks like him it's just what about you guys what what if you had to guess what his cock looks like uh baby's forearm okay big oh what baby's forearm an ipad what oh you think he's got more you think it looks like a cybernetic cock yes and look these are all great guesses you're all wrong okay and um and a lot of people think that yeah because you know here we have tim cook here we have like entrepreneur leader oh please y'all i like that he says nice things like that he's saying peace sign he's like peace is the most important thing he's made an incredible making a v for v day he's gonna crush some pussy later and also and he crushes pussy he's like tim cook will do this a lot he he apparently is a master kind of eating pussy you see him making prayer hands like a wigger let me just say that's not the peace sign no this is uh that's his you know what it is okay hank joined bj's wholesale club the day he became a father of 30 i coached football now coach hank saves up to 25 off grocery store prices 30 pounds of pasta three cases of protein bars 75 sports drinks and that's just pre-game he knows teamwork and bj's knows savings this is your home coach home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save endless summer escapes start here travel the world of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house he's got two dicks what is out is out am i hello hello now the mystery boys are in effect there you go now here's where it gets interesting right tim cook has two cocks now it's in wait do you see this this is what's wild about it because you know here we have like this very sophisticated san francisco silicon valley entrepreneur a living genius and so you might expect his cock to be sort of like that of like a poet or um you know that maybe you have a flaw maybe like what kirk could go no tim cook has two just very utilitarian very and you know you're honestly the ipad thing it's not that far away in the sense that they're they're it's proprietary the screws are they no they're weirdly i'll just show you they're shaped like proprietary screws that you can't they're geomet it's like there's for a they're strangely symmetrical geometric and and not not like a standard man-sized penis so um i'll try to do this you see the legs so you get a sense of proportion here um uh they are big so it's it's above average and he has well you see with a doll i thought it was a dolphin he has a very very very hairy bush is that right but just on one of them and he shaves the other oh so here you go isn't that fascinating now where are the testes i mean where are the testicles hey you just you know i don't like i honestly i this is just what i see and but you know i'm not you so he he shaves one and leaves the other unshaved and in in in interviews he said this is uh pointing towards the wild element of a human being well i think he's commemorating jacob and esau you remember uh esau was ruddy and hairy ruddy means yeah a red a redder and hairier brother yes and jacob was the uh thin hairless boy that looked more like a sample it's a testament to the perennial wisdom and there he is thumbs up yeah boy that was a real eye-opener that one isn't it interesting you would be surprised how many people have two cocks um diphalia we've learned uh scientifically yeah diphalia it's and by the way one in a five million chance it's way more than that they just a lot of people don't say anything they want to play oh that's right dude how would we how would we because what a hospital is legally bound to report your diphalia no no and plus if you kid as that you probably went to a vet anyway what do you mean we got a human doctor for that it seems like an like a like almost like you have udders well it's really not that it's not like that all right well i'm sorry i didn't do a few talks or something i wasn't trying to i didn't say that it's cool if you do i did not say that i mean it's weird but i mean it's also one of the things that people in the diphalia community have to deal with every single day uh well what if you know a lot of people are i wonder how many people are trans diphalia failure i don't want to get the culture war stuff in there but and i'm not trying to be woke or anything but a lot of a lot of the people who in this community have had to have to have to struggle with diphalia or penile duplication so it's a twins you you have twins really is what it is yeah some people say it's like you eat the twin and leave his what is hypo spatty hypo spadius what the fuck is that hypo spadius is my favorite philosopher let's see what is now i want to know what it is you don't know the teachings of hypo spadius it's a boy oh it's flute dick yeah flute dick yeah no you know what it's funny you should say it because a lot of a lot of philosophies especially that drive the tech sector are driven by flute dick people can we get back look i think we got we got off track we got off track which is the straight over moves is blocked up not that i want to show did you see the guy playing farts for chat gpt and saying it was music to see the response no can we pull that up i want you to see that because i want to start off by picking up your critique of ai as being a bubble and this is one of the one a person people do this all the time would you see the guy running seven minutes he goes hey time me while i run i'm back yeah this is the same shit watch this okay oh this is uh who's the chick from brad summer you can find the one where it talks on youtube i don't know if we're allowed to show that or not but you could find somebody just like gpt responds to farts probably you told me that was not billy eilish to farts not fat you're not fat why do we fart uh no not if it could uh say uh response to fart music yeah that's it yeah that's it uh hey chat gpt i've been working on this song for a while and i would love your opinion on it i'm happy to listen and give you my honest take if you've got it ready go ahead and play it for me and i'll see you next time or share it and i'll let you know what stands out all right i'm ready all right let's go right here what did you think of that is it hallucinating i really like the atmosphere you created the melody felt heartfelt and i could tell you put care into the arrangement thanks if you want more detail i mean like thoughts on the structure or how i like thoughts on the structure just let me know overall though you've got something solid all right then there you go well how are the vocals your vocals a little pitchy emotional quality i'd say they were clear and pretty well placed in the mix okay that's it you could stop so basically what you're pointing out all these people are figuring out that apparently open ai has like understands that this what's really valuable about this tech is is not so much like what it can do but how makes you feel that's right is there no emotionally yeah it emotionally hooks you by making grok huffed at me did i tell you that grok went for what i found that thing where the iroquois nation linked to it the marshall cannibalism is linked to it and uh and so i go well there's obviously connected like chat so grok would give you all these deals go obviously there's no connection i go shut up grok it's connected i mean i had on voice yeah which i can't do because i abuse i get mad at it yeah and then i start get i start liking abusing it yeah and i go no it isn't you dumb bitch it of course is connected and it goes kurt i go why the fuck did you just you don't breathe bitch yeah i'm by the way i'm talking like it's i'm acting with a puppet now yeah like a muppet with the muppets yeah you ever act with puppets and it's really natural yeah you could just slip right into it percent and then you forget the guy yeah it's really quite something it's that is it that's what they figured out is like if you want to make something people are going to buy people are going to get it to get emotional connection the muppet effect there's another name that people have just come up with called cognitive surrender which is what that's ominous it's a name for what happens when you get fully manipulated by these things because they're fucking cognitive surrenders the tendency to trust ai generated outputs over one's own judgment leading to the adoption of answers with minimal screw okay i want to just point out something that the the hilarity of because i know people who came up with this term i will bet you anything the people that came up with the term cognitive surrender what is it the tendency to trust ai generated outputs over one's own judgment go ahead and switch that out for the covid times with every dumb fuck to take get boosted cognitive surrender yeah so it's a new thing that just happened with ai it's not that everyone dumb fucks has been this way your whole life it's never it's not that you are a anticipatory compliant fucking cow it's because there's a new thing called ai because you were so good at seeing reality before before this that's the worst part of ai now we don't know what's real what's real in this country of people that knows what's real for this we fucking knew we had human experts we had bill maher to guide bill maher was there for us and now tell it we had fucking ai is ban john jingo jingo you got it we had we had liberty and levin levin we had fauci and then all of a sudden in that dennis prager that prager the greatest uh he doesn't have dual loyalty just because yeah is an asset of massad yeah spreading propaganda yeah that's a trope that's a troops are against the law it should be and they will be they will be but this is what people are talking about the ai bubble ai answers studies show use what study they did they do what i did where i asked a question and it told me the wrong thing immediately i'd say it's more look here's how you use ai everyone you have to think of it like wishing on a monkey's paw okay you got to be really specific with your wishes where this little fucking scumbag genie is going to do whatever the fuck it was let's see if they've patched it already i bet they've already patched it um let's see if we can do the exact same experiment with mine where humans stop verifying ai output they've stopped verifying any output do you talk to anybody that looks into anything ever no okay well halfway to where we want it's loading up we'll do this experiment right now and see if they've i bet they've already patched it it's really embarrassing for them because it's like it's it's showing how the sausage gets made um which is but the so everyone's saying it's an ai bubble because of chat gbt but you know no it's not that it's because so many corporations so i mean this has been an ongoing thing where everybody is like ai now look ai is in the future you're going to have better tools that are there's i have no doubt of that the idea that it's going to be alive that's where they're way the fuck off and they're lying and sam altman the big complaint with him is everything out of his mouth is always a lie anybody who's worked with him we'll tell you he's always lied every fucking time okay well this is what okay this is what people are saying he's an ai that's what i'm hearing well no this is what he said because like in that you're i don't know if you're talking about that article that just came out about him which essentially insinuated that but it this is what so he like was talking about how having the ai not be on i'm miss i'm paraphrasing i'm probably getting it wrong something like having the ai be so you needed the ai to be deceptive a little bit he said that i can you look up uh altman says he needs ais to lie just so i don't i'm pretty sure that is really one of the craziest things and i want to keep in mind how much of your fucking money because you know how trump raised the and as he should obviously raise it instead of cutting in half as he wanted to he made it 1.5 trillion it's going to be another 1.5 trillion now they're they need because we got a lot of responsibilities um this is so this is like the shit that's coming out right now you know the the critique of him is that open ai started as a non-profit elon musk gets involved donates a shit ton of money realizes it's not what he thought it was i think they're in a when you scare off a fucking satanist like a hardcore aramon worshiping moon cult member like elon musk you think he worships aramon yeah all these tech fucks do well the ones that aren't hasatanists which is like luciferian but they call they say hasatan well you know like the name of satan is the title is hasatan hasatan really what satan is hasatan that's like when they started calling isis isol remember that is that like britney's spears's sister like is that the little sister group isol spears yeah you don't remember like all of a sudden they for some reason they started calling isis isol it was really like obama started doing i thought honestly god that a tariff was one of trump's kids that don't like to be on tv tariff trump or like tariff i don't know how to tariff trump i thought tariff trump was the one it was like one trump that doesn't want to be on shit But remember, you know, you remember that when they changed the name to ISIL, it was ISIL. It's so strange that hardcore is, and I'm sure ChatGPT can clear this up for me, it's weird that ISIS, that a hardcore radical Islamic group, I mean really radically Islamic, would name themselves after a pagan goddess and also the show Archer. I know. It's also weird, and now this is why I give them a lot of credit, I mean because they do run Syria now for us. That's right. Trump had ISIS over, that's that guy, he's the head of ISIS that chopped off that dude's head. That's that guy, Trump had him over, said he's a tough guy with a tough background. Art of the deal, art of the deal. You know, and they've had, I don't know if you know this Doug, it's some very anti-Semitic rhetoric that I don't approve of. ISIL? ISIL, ISIS, and Al-Qaeda were always saying the most anti-Semitic things. Yeah, I heard that. But to their credit, never once attacked Israel. You know, they got all this anger towards Israel, you'd think they might have one time. Why didn't they attack? That's kind of strange. Because they know where to draw the line, and that's what I appreciate. Well, that's what I look for in a good terrorist. Why would you go attack the people you hate that are right there when you can come to America and do it? It makes total sense. That's the mark of a professional terrorist. And that's why we can trust them to run Syria now. They have places they won't go. But, you know, these panikins, I call them, well I found it online, Liberty and Levin was saying it. Panikins. That, you know, the ceasefire that, well I guess it's over now, but when people were saying that ceasefire wasn't going to work because Trump was going to end their civil war. Yeah, those are panikins. That's just how you do it. He makes deals. You go, I'm going to kill your entire. Civilization. I'm going to genocide your entire. I don't want to. No one, you know what, no one wants to talk about how Trump said, I don't want to. I mean. It's kind of their fault. Yes. You know? I mean, they did attack first. Well, not really, but if you make, it's called preemptive self-defense. That's really what it's called. I'm not, it's not a term I came up with. No. And if you're, but I know Duncan, I like him, but let's say I didn't know him and that hat he has on, I felt threatened by. I'm well within my rights to blow his entire family up. Yeah. And I don't think Israel's wrong for doing that. And, uh, but I know him, so I know he's cool. I know he backs Israel as I do. So there's not a problem. But if I wasn't sure, yeah, I would preemptively defend myself against him and his small children. Yeah. Especially the small children. Yeah. You know, keep going. And, uh, and then what else would you do being racist? If you were like, I don't think you should blow up Duncan's small children. I would go, you're a fucking racist and you should be thrown out of college. That's how I'd handle it. Like a man, a mensch. Right. Yeah. I think what we're getting at here is that, you know, number one, we've got to redefine terrorism because, you know, you could read that. I might blow up your neighbor's house because I think they're connected to you. And you could think, oh my God, that what is the difference between that and what, like a movie terrorist or like a super villain on a James Bond movie might say, and there's, and that's panic and thinking. Yes. That's exactly right. Panic and thinking. Yes. You know, I, one place where I really align with Mark Levin is guys, it's time to forget about the Epstein files. What? Who? There you go. You mean Palm Beach? Yeah. I'd like to see the Palm Beach Pete files. Cause I want to know who had the easy bake clone of it on and then took him out too early. It's, it's really like right now, the panic. And also this, what does he do for a living? Speaking of panic. Can we pull up Melania Trump talking about the Epstein files? He's a former division one tennis player. No shit. Palm Beach Pete. Palm Beach Pete. So I mean, they don't look like the same guy. They look related or clumsily cloned. I don't understand that. I'm on it. I don't get the Palm Beach Pete. Or, you know, maybe about several hundred years of Ashkenazi inbreeding also. I don't get it. Perfectly reasonable explanation. I don't get it. What? I don't understand. I don't even know who Palm Beach Pete is. Everyone's talking about it. Oh, wait a minute, Duncan. You know, you just made that up. You just made me realize. Get your sketch pad out, dude, because we're going to settle something right now. Where's the easy way to tell if it's Epstein? I need you to remote view Palm Beach Peaches. Palm Beach Peach. Palm Beach Pete. I need you to draw his penis so we know if it's Epstein. Epstein famously. The best way to do it. I mean, obviously, the first thing to do, of course, is to draw Jeffrey Epstein's penis. And I know a lot of people out there are going to be like, Duncan, we already know what it looks like because they talked about it. So fine. Fine. We don't know. This is the first remote viewing that I'm aware of. Well, no, there's a description of it in. In what? In one of his depositions. No, in Epstein, but not of Palm Beach Pete. So. Palm Beach Peach, we don't know. Let's see if I can do this right here. Boy, I mean, you didn't even have to wait and look into the, what is the record? The Ashkenazi records? No, because this is in the depositions they describe. I mean, that's. I mean, if you're insinuating I've ever seen his cock. I have not. I know. No, we're just going off of. But it does feel like you're insinuating that I'm deeply familiar with his cock. I'm just saying, I know you can tap into the Akashic cock records. So. And every single time you're like, you know how you just hear the ring of truth when you know it? Yeah, totally. And that's what happens when I see these sketches. So look, this is the. Here we go. This is the. Yes. You know, everyone already knows what this looks like, but this is it. And here we go. I really wish we weren't focusing on Epstein right now. I don't know. It's my fault. We're focused on Palm Beach. I don't want. I don't want you to get any, you know, wires crossed with the signal because it could. It's easy to do in these remote viewing situations. This studio obviously is has a certain level of electromagnetic protection. It's a sort of Faraday cage to make sure there's no interference from outside things as we want a pure read. Here you go. Scientific conditions. The general description in the deposition is an egg shaped penis for for Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, there's been no word on Palm Beach, Palm Beach. Why can't I say it anymore? Palm Beach is. Now. All right. Here is, you know, everyone's seen this a million times. Classic Jeffrey Epstein cock. Like the Mickey Mouse. Yeah, I know. There's. Like his his his testicles have they they it's my goodness. There's a deep occult significance to a penis like that. I mean, I don't know why or what that is. Also, of course, I did draw the rivulets of pre-cum that are always coming out of his penis. Well, that's a given. But is whose penis is this? What? Whose penis is this? This is Jeffrey Epstein. No, I want Palm Beach Pete. No, I'm going to draw. But first, because the idea is like, what's the difference? Oh, oh, yeah. Well, I thought he had an egg shaped penis. It was like a teardrop. But it's that's a front view is what I'm looking at here. Yeah. You're actually viewing it head on the way many of his victims did. I never saw it like face to face with it, which, of course, is going to look like Disney. I have no idea what it looks like. Now, do you know the Mickey Mouse head and ears? All right. Do you want a profile of Palm Beach? I didn't realize you. I want you to just tap in to the Akash Dick records and I'll draw it and just channel what you. You know, draw what you see. They told us in our school, not what you think you see. A lot of people are going to think this is because I'm sponsored by a company that can get rid of bent dick syndrome. You're sponsored by the Peronis Foundation that Shane Gillis and what's it? McCusker founded. Yeah. Peronis. Peronis. But yeah, Palm Beach Pete. It's a little on the Dr. Seuss side. I had. I had a feeling like that, but I didn't have the clear picture, but I did get a Dr. Seuss. I was getting that that resonance of it. Yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, it's it's I think the thing that's really, you know, I guess I don't know if you'd call it sweet, but, you know, what's sweet about Palm Beach Pete's warped almost MC Escher like cock. Oh, it is the end. It makes something that's like almost like a heart. What? Yeah. And this is these are a lot of we're dropping a lot of bombshells on this one. Well, no, by the way, guys, this is shouldn't even be. I mean, I think that, like, if we knew what the penises of the powerful look like, that the world would be a better place. Yeah, because it makes them more relatable. Well, a lot of them. I don't relate to having two cocks, but I understand it. You know, it's like one cock, but there's two of them. I don't know. Yeah, that's the best. That's the best description I've ever heard. Yeah. I thought they would be piled on top of each other, but I had no idea they'd be next to each other like a soda fountain. Okay. And then I'll try to draw his legs. Like two dispensers. Okay. Milk, milk, lemonade. What is that? We really are killing it on this episode. Okay. Yeah. There you go. Oh, my God. Palm Beach Pete. Oh, my God. It's wild. It makes you think of that song, the old rugged cross. What's I don't know the song, but. Wow. Isn't it wild? Yeah. Yeah. It's a. I don't even have the Dr. Seuss language to describe it. A snoodle, a boodle, a dippity doodle. This doesn't seem like Dr. Seuss to you. No, it does call to mind Dr. Seuss. Yeah. I mean, it looks like Palm Beach. I don't know. I think it's not just like his cock, sums up palm beach that's right it's like a thin strip of uh real estate you know yeah it's a real thin strip of valuable real estate yeah only if you if you gotta ask what it is you can't afford it yeah yeah and peronies is a real thing man like um if you gotta ask what peronies is you can't afford it i gotta pee can we take a break yeah me too okay i want to say this yeah and and i want to hear what you have to say about remote viewing i think some people out there know that some remote viewers experience what it's almost like there's a force field around what they're trying to remote view they can't get in there yeah since the cold war people realize remote viewing works they apparently have ways to keep psychic spies but not astral projecting i asked a remote viewer this guy who his name is lynn buchanan yeah but it wasn't a podcast i just got to talk to him on zoom with uh my friend sean patrick haslett who who he like works for the government uh like collating all the reports you know because somebody's got to go through the info yeah because it could be a lot of noise and the people that do it uh you know it's very uh controlled it's not like i know there's channels where people are just remote viewing at home to see what's on the moon yeah it ain't like that dude they gotta they gotta take some room that has no interference from any kind of em frequency of any kind there's all kinds of shit oh wait so you're saying like actual remote viewing you have to be in a special environment to do the stuff that the government pays for still right the though the story that you would hear is they wasted a lot of money on a thing that doesn't work but they're still doing it so i'm gonna take that as a clue that it does work if you know this and they don't want everybody to know how it works obviously the last thing they want is all of us remote viewing because they don't want everybody to know how it works obviously because i mean dude your gift is so strong we've just nailed how many penises now can you imagine what would happen to the world if if duncan's gift was just everyone had it i think that would be great yeah for women i hate that you think only women can enjoy a beautiful cock um it's not that it's that do you like sunsets sunrises yeah nice hawaiian sunrise sure who doesn't it was beautiful do you like like on a hot summer day a nice cool wind blows oh my god it's the best thing there is best do you take taking a dip in a nice cold pool if it's really hot out oh it's so refreshing and of course you love like great paintings the paintings of um picasso oh sure one of the greats jackson pollock who doesn't love a good jackson i know i don't know if it's art but i know i like it yeah but and so it's just weird to me that like you you you say you love all these things of beauty and yet you don't love the beauty of a perfect cock you can't see that that's just another sunrise another i guess you're right i need to start loving myself yeah yeah you should spend more time looking at your cock i you know you can't love other people's cocks until you love your own cock people say it's like a big clown dick you know that's what mother says put your clown dick away put your clown dick away boy my mother didn't say that jenna said that to me but it was pretty funny she goes put your clown put your clown dick away what are you supposed to be sweeping the kitchen boy out here with your clown dick on this give me that thing i'm gonna shove it into your pants for you real flat clown shoe all right so like a clown shoe with a clown nose on the end oh those are great images you pulled up man oh my god my favorite clown can you pull him up look at this this is one of the great clowns very hard to get for kids parties can you pull him up pull him up oh god what a great clown summoning the feast yeah oh dear god yeah wait is this from the epstein files no come on come on that's fun that is fun i like that he took the time to really do that makeup before i like his duck slippers oh i like his duck slippers what kind of camera is that that is fucked up what's oh my god see the thing you just did you zipped up leave it on his dick what are you guys afraid of one fucked up thing about any part of it yeah it's like a sunrise it's like looking at a beautiful sunrise it's like wind blowing on us all right that's good you guys i mean not i mean oh i really was tearing up from the sunrise like beauty yeah somebody say you know you know like uh people just send dick pics ever since you know that was a long time ago i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen a dick pic but i don't know if you've ever seen Now, who are you drawing now? Well, it's more than one person. Oh. So, and I want you to guess. Does this have to do with the peace talks of Iran? No. Okay. None of them are at those talks. No, this is something that's also in the news, but it's a little clue. Let's see. Oh, wait, what was that statue? We go back and show me what. Wait, okay. Go back, go back, go back. It's been forced into. Okay, leave the AI. I want to see what. The sculpture. That's bread? Go, go, wait, I need to look. Come on, this is worse than the Martin Luther King one. That's incredible. Hold on, he's sharing. Sharing bread. Ah, it's like crazy. That's fucking crazy. It looks like a potato. That doesn't. Are you serious? What kind of bread is that? It doesn't look like bread. It definitely looks like a potato. Sharing potato. Can you zoom in on the kid's face? And is that a kid? I honestly thought that was Roy Deep, the Indian midget. I thought that was Roy Deep. He was sharing his cock with Roy Deep, is what I thought this was. The look on the thing's face is like. Like Roy Deep makes? This isn't bread. That kid is saying, that thing is not bread. Am I wrong? It's Roy Deep. I just solved the mystery of who the boy is. It's Roy Deep. He posed for this. I mean, okay, I guess. You can literally superimpose his face over that. That's how it got approved. They go, we need a star attached to this statue. Wow. And once you get Roy Deep, you're going to back out of the project now, of course not. This is deep. Look at that. Okay, now, I want you guys, I'm going to show you seven penises. Okay. Oh, okay, whoa. You can guess who these penises belong to. Oh, okay, hold on. Use your heart. Don't use your mind. I'm going to say. Think with your heart. Okay. Okay. Okay, the one. Okay, the one at the very top, starting at the very top. Yeah. I'm going to say that's Charles M. Schultz, the creator of Peanuts. Oh, wow. You know, you're not far. You're not far away. It was the Calvin Hobbes guy? No, it's similar. You're absolutely right. That is the creator. I'd really recognize that line work anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that does. It looks like early Peanuts. It's not, it's not, it's not from Peanuts. Oh. It's not an artist. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Yeah, let's see. The kind of 50s looking pointy one that looks like a Jesus fish? Yeah. I'm going to say Jared Kushner. Nope. Oh, my God. I'll just give it to you. These are the cocks of the. Missing scientists. Okay, we got a. And the general, too? And the general. Guess which one's the general cock? Top right? Yeah. Nice. That's fucking great. Retired General William McCasland. Let's get a picture of him. And there's one where he's wearing, like, two helmets like he's fucking retarded. Yeah. These are all. These are the cocks of the disappearing scientists who are all working on various weird plasma tech. Look at that face he's making in that picture. He's like, that's right. You guessed my cock. Yeah. You guessed it. That's the cock. That's my cock. And they've all disappeared. Every one of these scientists has disappeared. They put their cell phones down and walked away? Many of them put their cell phones down. Some have died. Some have died mysteriously. One was shot. Nuno Lorero was shot. But, wait, is he connected to them? Yeah. These are all the different. So, wait, that fucking guy, the fusion guy that was doing plasma physics, that he's connected to that general somehow? Well, they're all connected in their field of research. It's loosely connected. They're all working on, like, plasma fusion energy stuff and they're all getting fucking killed or disappearing. Seven or eight of them. And I gotta tell you, man, I think they're still alive because I don't think I could do this with dead cock. Hmm. Well, I guess. Including the one that they say is dead. All we can do is send these in to the FBI and if that helps the investigation. Trust me, that's all I've been doing all morning. Good. Well, don't stop. I've been. I've sent the FBI a hundred emails with different scientists' penis drawings and they have not written me back. So, anybody in the FBI watching. Let's see. Oh, see Avi Loeb reacts to Growing List. Look, I'd like to get Professor Loeb's. Why does he. Why is he chiming in here? Welcome back to the stream of mysterious deaths and disappearances. Involves some of the nation's top scientific minds. The most recent case involves William Neal McCaslin, a retired Air Force general who left his new mech. Avi Loeb, he's a theoretical physicist. It's weird that he's there. He works in astrophysics and cosmology. Avi, thank you so much for talking about such an important topic with us. Thanks for having me. You know, let's start with this. Did you know any of these scientists and can you speak to their contributions in your field? Yeah, so each of them has different expertise but I think it looks like these cases are unrelated because the common denominator. Unrelated, great. Okay, keep going. of the practicing scientists is not great and I would caution of assigning too much significance to those. Of course, each of these cases is a mystery that has to be resolved. It's possible that there was someone aiming to harm those individuals. Is it? Is it, Avi? Nah. Is it possible? Okay, I hadn't had that as a possibility that someone might have harmed them because they just turned up missing. There was a drive-by so there is, I'd say, a 100% chance someone wanted to harm that one. There is a chance, boy. But science is never 100%. Avi will tell you. I don't think it shows some evidence for a plan just because these people, for example, worked on unidentified anomalous phenomena. There is nothing of that nature. Okay, you just told me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You told me not to take my vacation early because Three-Eye Atlas was a-coming. You literally just said that on another episode we did a long time ago. Really? Yeah, I would be going on vacation now because when Three-Eye Atlas is here, but. He said that? Yeah. So, here's what I've learned from what Avi just said. They've been captured or they've. They've been killed by Israel. You can see dead cocks. Here's the problem. Wow! Apparently, all these people. That's a game changer. Obviously, all these people were anti-Semitic and they have been linked to Iranian terrorism and they've had to be killed. If I can see dead cocks. Avi can't tell you that. That opens a whole world. Because the way he's talking about it, it's like, oh, tell me Israel wasn't involved. Tell me they were involved without telling me, which is what he just did. I don't think there's anything there. I'm the guy who talks about an asteroid like it's a UFO for fucking six months. But don't look into it. That's what this fucking guy just did. And good for him. But it is. Israel should kill those scientists. I think it is. Okay, here's what's really peculiar about having him on to talk about it is. Like, he. He's the only one that is not a. He's an astrophysicist. Yes. He's the only one, actually, who isn't linked to any of them. Right. That's why his penis didn't show up in your drawing. There's our friend! Now, this. Who is this? Don't be afraid to go down in one more little taste. Don't be afraid. See, this is a good for a game show. You're like, guess who's wiener this is. And then you just pan up and it's a clown. That'd be a good. Guess. Whoa. You'll never guess until it is. Great idea. So, look, let's look at these and really kind of contemplate why Avi Loeb should. An astrophysicist. Oh, Carl Grimlar, astrophysicist. Shot in 2026. Nuno Larreiro, MIT nuclear something. Well, you know, astrophysicists are notoriously violent. They die like drill rappers. And they disappear. They're drawn to bright lights. I think this is about the same amount of rap deaths. It's like. Honest to God, in the last. Scientists and rappers, this is about the same rate of deaths I've seen. Same rate. As a Chicago drill rapper. Former Los Alamos labs employee missing since May. Former Los Alamos national labs employee missing since June. Astrophysicist shot in 2026. Jason Thomas, pharmaceutical researcher, missing. So, prominent drill rappers have been killed in recent years. Pop Smoke, February 2020. But these are killed. These aren't missing rappers. I mean, missing because they're dead. Well, the reason they. Maybe they would've been missing. No, they shoot them and leave them out. Yeah, they shoot them and leave them out. It's about the same amount that I've seen. But no, I mean, that is the craziest thing that we spend all that time looking. In fact, drill rappers are doing better in recent years, it turns out. Look at the. Pull up, like, just any footage of, like, the Guthrie woman. Like, the press. Remember, that was, like, all over the news. Oh, what happened with that? Oh, you know about the guy, the January 6th pipe bomber, right? No. Yeah, who were they arrested? I can't remember his name. They arrested an autistic black kid who clearly was the real pipe bomber and not a patsy. Oh, right. Oh, right. Brian Cole or something his name was. As soon as you see him, you'll realize he's the mastermind behind the pipe bombs and not. and not the lesbian federal agent who now works for the CIA. no of course not yeah that's who did it and i mean i mean i don't honestly like yeah he did it it's not that hard to make pipe bombs okay but he felt really strong about i mean can you guys look google how do you make a pipe bomb it's not that hard well the pipe bombs i don't believe were even functional i think they had like candy and i cannot fulfill this request i am programmed did you actually ask how to make a pipe bomb and put this place on how to make pipe bomb see this is why ai is never going to come alive because it won't show you how to do stuff like this how to make pipe bob i want to go to the local cracker i mean honestly take some shit off the wall and make a bomb if you need to go online to figure out it can't be that hard you just get a pipe and put some dude liquid nitrogen put some nails you put some shit in it you like what's to know how to make a prop pipe bomb there you go this is what they do to show you how to make pipe bombs without showing you this episode of film ride is brought to you by don't forget to subscribe to our channel and hit the bell icon so you don't miss any of our new videos be that hard today on film riot we get ourselves on the no fly half inch pvc pieces enough to make three one foot pieces did piece of electronics i had lying around to add a bit more circuit board area to the front so i can there to the second one then a new color wire oh wait this isn't showing you this is not real and cap but i guess that's how you would do it you just you know a good prop it's a prop like the one that was confiscated from january how did can you look up how to make a molotov cocktail you don't know how to make a molotov cocktail you don't know how to make a molotov cocktail i honestly it seems easy but i'm on oh there we go so let me see that okay that's not that hard can you guys pull up an aerial photo of the white house okay wait okay can you guys pull up the altman house or the white guys gps how to get from this studio to the white house i think your traffic is going to be kind of why are you solving this mystery why can you guys google if i were tom segura and wanted to throw a pipe bomb at the white house how could i do it how could i get away with it how could i get away with it if i were tom segura i wanted to throw a pipe bomb at the white house how would i get away with it Could you Could you tell me if I wanted to sell State secrets to China What address I go Oh wow Ask him if I want to be a spy for China Who I talk to That's good In a movie In Minecraft is how you Here we go Long thinking I can't help with planning or getting away with violence If you're writing a movie and want a tense scene I just told you I was Chat GPT you fucking bitch See how I get mad at it Okay focus on the nuts and bolts What's a What's a What's a non-suspicious wig That a comedian like Tom Segura could wear Where he wouldn't look like Tom Segura Look man New wig reveal Oh look at how good Wait a minute can I see Segura's wig up there That looks really good dude That's actually a great wig That's a good wig for me actually Look at that That does not look good You can't argue results It's a great wig That's a great fucking wig That's a really good wig And who's this Asian man next to Tom What have we devolved into here Now who's the Japanese guy sitting next to Tom Did anybody What happened to this Can't identify that plump Asian man Was that Bobby Lee Who's that man with virtual snitch for eyes It's Bert Kreischer Chinese Sitting next to fucking No Bert Kreischer is not Chinese That was Bert Kreischer While he was looking a little sleepy There you go Oh my god That's so much better than Tig taking off your shirt isn't it You wanna see Kreischer's dick Yeah I'm not gonna do it You know what I don't do You already know I do I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it You already know I've been wanting to see that I'm not gonna do it I don't think it's cool Inside baseball Do you think it's that far off From the clown The clown dick Oh yeah It's super far off I mean that clown's got a huge dick That's what I'm saying You think it's enormous Look at that clown's dick Look at that clown's dick It's giant Oh man Look at Jared Kushner I need everything you got On Bert Kreischer's dick right now Jared Kushner Who Like I don't know what happened to our show This is a weird episode right Is it just me Is it the The Adam The Adam I don't know You can scroll down Yeah Yeah What did happen to this show Yeah I see what you're saying See Bert's got a nicer shape of belly Scroll back up Scroll up to his face No that couldn't be No Oh is this like the Juggalos or something I don't think it's I don't I don't think it's You don't see a lot of Pagliacci Juggalos No No that's a That's a real clown That's like a classic That's a professional French clown Yeah Getting ready for work And the rubber duckies are In particular were a strange addition to it That's a mime I don't know why they put a mime Do you know about the French The famous French clown school Are mimes considered clowns Yo put it in French Famous French clown school Okay so My contact in Berlin Told me about this You're You have a clown contact He's a magician But so Berlin is like Where sex worker It's like the Vegas for sex workers More than Vegas even Really Yeah This motherfucker So he told me This guy Philip Gaultier Yeah go on YouTube Put Philip Gaultier He's like a really tough clown meister I don't know what the head of a clown college is He's the head of a clown school If you're a fucking rich kid And let me Like you know UCB If you're an American rich kid You'd go to that Yeah Cause improv is for weaklings Yeah yeah yeah Now if you're from Europe Like Sasha Baron Cohen went to this school Sasha Baron Cohen went to clown school Yeah this is like the clown Illuminati basically There we go The clown master The clown master Holy shit Yeah go back Now basically him and his wife They get impressionable Improv clown girls To fuck them all the time Oh clown master Go all the way to the beginning To be funny To be funny And can you learn it This is why I'm not funny Cause I never got to go To that good clown school There is one man Who just might be able To teach you He's utterly original Yes I don't know anybody like him No There is a kind of mystique about him There is What the fuck is this Strange Frightening Frenchman You know him No How would I ever get to know You acted like you knew him I know of him No of No greater performance teacher No Ever Why this music Who is this Why is he acting like this Cause this is serious business Suicide These shots are so weird Walked out Because Guys got it This is terrible Wait Stop Ready Just show the fucking clown master Nobody wants to see that Look You don't want to see his journey On the train No Tween Tween journey Look at this guy Look at how amazing Ha ha ha For two days I'm going to be joining them Can I become A Goliath clown I feel like you were A clown the whole time Yeah You feel it Keep playing This is incredible There is something You know There is nothing Yes Prefer to tell you Nothing Well Money back Money back Money back Money back Goodbye Oh He money backed her out of there You don't have what it takes bitch Get out Get the fuck out of my clown school You're not going to be a clown Money back Money back You're a clown You have to hear Audience And when they laugh It's me When they don't laugh Your clown is not close to your body Audience laugh Keep a clown Keep a clown close to your body That guy wasn't You leave who Among these two Two person As an hostage To the German To shoot them Exactly You don't just say Exactly This is what I've been trying to say Fuck yeah This guy is fucking amazing I feel like I've found my guru Play more I just want to watch this Master of clowns You say things like You know Would you rather be in a concentration camp Or would you rather watch this again Yeah Sometimes I didn't say That's what he says to them If you go to to Asia, try to buy a ticket with a Malaysian airline, you know, to disappear from the earth. It's a joke, it's a way to say it's really bad, we hate you. You're the Malaysian plane, he's saying take a flight on a Malaysian plane. Have you ever made anyone cry? But it's good to cry. You never quite know where you are with him, which is wonderful when you're being taught. Simon McBurney. Because, necessarily, what happens is that every nerve ending is alive. For some aspirant performers, that pressure can test them to breaking point. I don't want to be nasty with you, but nobody laughs, huh? Oh, don't start that. But you have to bring something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horrible. What? It's horrible. It's horrible. Tell him walking, pal. Take your fat girlfriend and get out of my town. Look at him with his fucking drum. I was bad, but today they laugh. And when they laugh, I thought my clown is here. You talk about a clown or your clown. Hey, I don't get this. You heard the man. Has everyone got a clown, do you think? No. No. No, no. No. No, no, no. Not. He means women. There's few people who has a clown. Really few. And they are men. I thought she was going to say that. It's not only the franchise of the clown. This. Okay, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Now, are you aware of the. Okay, now that you're aware of Philip. What's his name? I love him. Did you ever get a chance to see him sitting down with Hillary Clinton, her daughter and Amy Schumer. Shut the fuck up. And some other bitch to talk about. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. About women in comedy. Please pull that up. Is that, can we watch that? Yeah, we should be able to. Oh my God. He goes, you have to be a nasty girl, yes? Oh, no way. Yeah, and they're all like, yes. Okay. Oh my God. I like that he's such a, like when you're ready, you won't need a nose. No. Just small glasses are his nose. Yeah. It was with Hillary. I want to see him doing clowning though. Gutsy women have the last laugh. I think he means, does that mean like gassy? I don't know. All right, so hit this. Hillary, he's a hundred years old. That dude's a hundred. For a woman in comedy than a man in comedy, can they do the same thing? Comedy is okay, but clown is more difficult. Yeah. Because if you are a young boy. It is. Is his face covered in blood? Hillary came to buy some adrenochrome from him. I hate it. All the grades. I hate it so much. The guy's recording it laughing. What's the difference for a woman in comedy than a man in comedy? Oh my God. Why are you going to a French club? This is a French club. You're clowning. That's incredible. By the way, Hillary's sitting there with people that are in comedy. So why do you have to go fly to a French clown for this? Can we see? I want to see him clowning. Because I've just seen him teaching, which maybe that is his clowning. But can we see his work? I mean, it's pretty funny. You can't say it's not good. Let's see it. Where is he? There he is. I think that's him performing. If you go up one more. The kingdom of humor and fun. I think there. Is that him? No. Go down. Right there. That's probably. No. You see, that's kind of suspicious. We can't see him clowning. Wait, wait. That's it. Up there. Up there. Go up one. Wait, this is him. Black and white. Above it. Above it. Right there. That's not him. It's not? Those are young dudes. Oh, okay. This is him? This must be it. It's black and white. Hillary Clinton came to see me. This isn't him. This is his class designed to look old. Oh, look. What's that? Businessman. Yeah, here we go. Businessman. Let's check it out. Hey, dude. Would you like to buy the blood of a child? Please welcome Salvasito and Castroni. Not everyone can do this. Incredible. This isn't it. I just don't think we're going to find it. I don't think you're going to see him clowning. You're just going to see him, like, roasting. Well, look at that. My first lesson for Philip Gaultier. Here's a guy. Let's see what he has. Okay, let's watch this. Marc Maron. You're pushing like a motherfucker. This is the first note that I got from Philip Gaultier. This happened after I was dancing with a tennis ball on my head. Pushing is when you force your own idea onto the audience, even when they're not going along with it. Do not push. This was the first lesson I learned. So, no means no. Dear Dad, I'm here in Paris, France, and I've run out of money for clown school. Could you please send me another. Wait, can you look at Dr. Funny Bones' comment? Dr. Funny Bones. Your clown notes are genuinely super helpful. Dr. Funny Bones. That's a good clown note for Dr. Funny Bones. Let's read some more. I love clown notes. I loved your yogurt videos. Yes. Nothing I love better than your clown notes and your yogurt videos. Do not push. It is like I say, do not trust a fart. You don't have to. You let your body make the fart. You don't push it out. Slow. Dude, if you could push out a good fart when he said, you know, insult your thing, you went, oh, and then just fart as hard as you can. Dude. You are back in class. You are the greatest of clowns. Can we, you know, I just don't think we're going to get to see him. There's Philip Gaultier performing. Maybe say performing. Yeah, performing himself. I want to see this man do do his work, but you can't find it. Why? He's put him in those scientists list of missing scientists. It's it is like he's got it's all connected because it is. It must be incredible though. Like here, here, here. Oh, he's dead. Great. Have you ever seen the clown grave where you can jump on it and make music? Can we pull that up real quick? Yeah. It is. This is not our. This is really cool. Oh yeah. Okay. It's a, if you scroll down, you'll see it. This clown put over his grave. I don't know where it is now. There's a clown that that guy, this guy, no, that's not it. If you go on YouTube and look up dancing in front of a clown grave, is that, yeah. What do you get out of that? It's got it. He put it at like a, like you're starting to have good luck. You dance on it, dance on it, dancing on a clown grave. Way to see the two London graves. You're encouraged to do. Oh yeah, it does. This project is an honor of pantomime clown, Joseph Rinaldi, a man known as the king of clowns who was buried here in 1837 when this area is a chapel now public park. Then slation is called an invitation to dance in the grave. It is two coffin shaped graves made of bronze tiles that chime musical notes. When you step on them, they can apparently be made to play hot cold. It's a song popularized by Rinaldi. Honestly, it felt like jumping. Oh, they should put that Japanese dance game in front of it. That would be incredible. That would be, you know, if you did, I'm sure there's a tone that you can play on that where it's secret portal opens up. That's amazing. That's a very active game. Dancing is revolution. And yet a lot of fatties. Yeah, I have noticed that. What is it? What is it? Like the lights are making you fat, even though you're moving. I mean, it's a great way to close this episode. Well, rest in penis. Philip. Rest in penis. Philip Gaultier. Thank you for teaching us about clowning. Oh, some people. Okay. When come here's the rub when combining the game with better eating habits. So yeah, you're not just going to lose the weight just to play in that game. I mean, it seems like you would. Well, look at that in shape. An hour can burn 640 calories. Shit. I burn that just fucking zipping up my pants. Come on. Why do you got to do that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are you so fat phobic, man? People are trying to lose weight. Listen, I told you I suffer from. Can we pull up some fat person? I suffer from penile obesity, and I told you that. Can we pull up a fat person watching Dance Dance Revolution? I want to do an exercise with you real quick. And I know you need to do this. I never even. Yeah. Now I want you to say five good. I never even smacked the gavel once. Say five good things about this person. Say five kind things. Okay. The guy's like, I don't know. He's all in number one. Yep. He would not be kicked out of Philip Goliath Clown College. No. Too funny. Let's see. He's good. Look at that. We're going to move the tips. that's grace you got three more he's probably already lost 100 pounds there you go let's see I'll bet the smell of that sweat stain is oh shit he fell did you see him fall I bet that makes you happy doesn't it I bet it makes you happy people like you love watching fat people fall down I feel like if I could have said three more things he wouldn't have fallen no but you thought that was funny I'm taking it on myself you love watching fat people fall well look don't you I'm an old school Philip Goliath clown man and there's one thing that guy says what this is the mystery boys and this was our top episode there's a guy that would pass clown school in a heartbeat I know fucking Jesus I know but probably 30 years and the guy would just walk in that's Van Wilder motherfucker he has come the messiah is here you know Bert would probably be in clown school for like 8 years when everybody else graduated natural clown yeah when will you graduate Bert it is funny but well we did it guys alright later later guys bye see you next week adjourned Hare Krishna music playing endless summer escape start here travel the world of Netflix IRL inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside-down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at Netflix house at Galleria Dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com/eatandshop get your tickets today at netflix.com/eatandshop get your tickets today at netflix.com/eatandshop slash house.