The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya

- You better start that counter, Annie, oh Annie. - Annie, do yes, that's a little arpeggio. - Little arpeggio. - Little arpeggio. - A little arpeggio. Brishie bursts out of the orphanage. - Just go through the timer. - Oh yeah, they're great. - You better love this. - You better fucking bandage. You better banage up those heels before you hit the pavement honey 'cause you will be in blister town. - Huntee. Blistered girls. - My days are now are so cooked. I wore these stacked heels to London and then I DJed last night at the Abbey and I wore-- - You were at the Abbey last night? - Girl. - I was walking by the Abbey last night. - Interesting. - Bob's in Brooklyn. (laughing) - The Abbey New York City. - Do you want it? - What time did you go on? - Can I just tell you? - What do you guys have in mind? - Midnight. - Oh god. - Can I tell you the level of pussy that I gave? (laughing) I don't know what's been going on, but I've been looking so good and drag it. I don't know what to say. I'm, everyone's mad. - Are you apologized for your gorgeous amount? - The girls are mad. - The girls are jealous. - But they're chopped unks. (laughing) And that's the T. - They're not family at all. - Look it. - They are. - Sorry. - Oh. - Everyone hates me. They want to be me so bad. - Oh my god, oh my god. - Look at that. - I, okay. - That. - With the connect fur-- - What I didn't realize is-- - That fur a long time. - That's very kind. - I know. - Sometimes with you, there's a little-- (laughing) No, no, no, no, no. It's just like a detail. - Some detail, like it's like a busted shoe. - Or like something. - Oh, it's always something. It's always the way down the back. - What do you think? - That bow was covering. That bow was covering a turn. - Yeah, a turn. - A turn to sticking out of the back of the head. - Of course, no. That was chopped to body. I should myself upside down on Monkey Bar, so the turn was working up my back. That was chopped to bottom. - Give me. - And equally, he's saying, yes, yes, yes. - You know what happened to, you know, the photographer Steven on the scene. - No, no, man. - I showed up in the back alley to enter the abbey and he was standing there with his flash firing it, so I would feel like a celebrity. - Oh, that's amazing. - Thank you, Steve. And thank you very much. - He says, "Trixie, Trixie," that he goes, "I'm just kidding, I just wanted you to." And I was like, "It worked, honey, it put me in the mood." - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It was so hot at the Abbey last night that I was, I kept thinking it was raining and it was sweat dripping off my wig onto more of my body, like how is the sweat traveling up the wig? You know what you are doing to me right now? What? You are making the case. You are literally martia gay harden and damages. You are martia clock at the OJ Simpson trial. You are a public defender acquiring materials and presenting it to the judge as exhibits to never do drag again. That's what you are doing. And you are making do it. And you just can't stand up and don't leave your house. I don't need to leave the house. I'm the electrician. You're at home and drag jerk novel occasions. Thank you. No, no, that you are steadily made, you're on our I rest defense doesn't exist. I'm done. I'm it's gone. I like every to every horse or you tell me it's like, okay, so if the most successful drag being in the world can't get aircon, where is the hope for the rest of us? It's over. There's nothing to do. Well, RuPaul just aged at the Abbey what last week, but she was in her like beekeeper, you know, formal. She was. You know, I'm talking about the baby. She was given the Boba Duke. No, I'll fit if the one. I know. I know. I wanted to know it was me with the fabric around the face. Yeah, I'm Lady Olena, except it was don't make up. It was like, it was like, it was the it was the Boba Rookeeper, but no bees. It was like a job, but it was a it was a root job. It has her. Yes. It was a root job. A gonza. Why does everything need to be Roo prefix Roo suffix gonza? Why? Do you think that when she's getting with her backbone on, she's like, do you like this Roo pussy? Yeah. It's like, the guy's like, yeah, it's a pussy gonza. Did you want her to root top or root bottom? I want to be I wanted to be a Versa gonza. And it's just like, it's just, I don't know. I don't want to be a hater. I want to love love, but yeah, I want a root baby, root baby, it doesn't all need to be a root of gonza. I think it does. Okay. So you're making it. It's like, I said, RuPaul, stand. I'm saying we need more. At least she's making puns. Okay. I'm just saying we should put Rupin the things, just shoe horn it. I think, okay, we should try to enlarge and enrich the vocabulary, but I guess it's putting hairs. Girl, did you see obsession yet? No. I want to see it too bad. Yeah. Gretchen said to go see it. So I'm going to go see it. I saw Gretchen. I fuck Gretchen. Fuck that bitch, right in the ass. I saw a little combat and I have some. I have some cognitive. You didn't live. I lived. I thought it was better than the first one, even it wasn't the first one. I know. I liked it too, but only one was awesome. There were awesome parts of it, but I took major umbrage with some big elements, but I guess them didn't tell me. Yeah. No, you're not being a hater. Okay. Mama, the budget was so. The budget was $80 million. It was awesome. That was crazy, but the the background T was not T, the background, the background acting and the background. It was not giving T. It was not up to snuff. It was not up to par. I love when you see like choreographed martial arts and the background person's like or they were all like, they were all like like extras at the Shulman Bar Misfot. Like they were being like inappropriate gear and you in amazing me appreciate everyone was in those root jobs. Yes. But they're like white. They're all white or something and like they're supposed to be like some netherworld like but no vaguely Asian influence, but like but not really was because it was an art. It was a fake. It was a fake world. Yeah. Because they fantasy world. So you're like, I'm like, okay, these people don't need to be anything connected to earth. So you don't need to be like there's, there's not necessarily a continuity that you need to be aware of. What I will say is they, when they ate literally with Baraka, baby Baraka, a Trump hilarious, hilarious. And they made you scary. They made you know that there were practical effects. Awesome. Awesome. Every vase in pottery bond was bought and broken. Also, Baraka being a surprise ally. Surprise. No, no, it's fine. No, I don't know. Baraka coming in clutch coming in because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Thank you. Thank you. I love it. What's their race again? They call it in Arkansas. I forget what the races, but they are a subjugated race of slaves in an outer world that served Shao Khan. And so they also hate Shao Khan. They also the enemy. I mean, so it's like, okay, I'm not going to like bite your neck off and kill you right now. Yeah. I'll show you where to go. The enemy of my enemy is my seahorse. Did you like, I almost call him Keith Urban. Carl Urban's Jen Cage. So, okay. So again, I thought about you. I tried to watch the boys. So I thought Keith Urban, we just call him Keith Urban. I did. I thought Keith Urban sounded beautifully. I thought he saved the movie. He's amazing. He was so funny, but it was so without him, the movie would have flopped so, so hard. He was awesome. But he and it was such a strange thing though because I hate Johnny, nobody likes Johnny Cage. I do. You do. He's funny. In the mood, in the video game, in the game, he sets. I think being portrayed as a like, in the games, they make him a bonafide movie star. Yeah. Like he's like, it would be like Bruce Willis in the 90s. Yes. Like, it's like if um, what's the, the short Scientologist? Tom Cruise. It's like Tom Cruise. It's like if Tom Cruise threw the root. Yes. It's like if it was a huge star. Yeah. It's kind of fun that like somebody who's in the Mortal Kombat is like a star. It's funny. Well, all of his fatalities are very funny. Yes. With the like, cut, just roll again. Yes. That's roll again. It's like that in this, they made him like washed up calm. I thought that was really fun. At the at the anime convention. Yeah. Very funny. Kind of Angeline sells top out of his car. Like I lived for that. But it was washed up actor. Yeah. Well, so his, he had a very human being storyline and he was very funny. And like the storyline was very like, you got to remember that you're Johnny Cage bitch. It was very drag. It was very, don't you, don't you know who you think you are? Right. Yeah. Guess who's back in the roundhouse kick at the Mortal Ruebat? No cap. No. Mortal Ruebat. Ruecap. Okay, for drag race is going to do a child Mortal Ruebat with the role set to fight the death. I'm on board. I'm 100%. Okay. What I did not appreciate. So like big up. Big ups. No. Are you kidding? No. But where was the drama? The fans. Yeah. What else? Do something else. Do my brows. I was like, do something else. Kim. Like, that's all you got. What about Malena, baby? What about Malena? Well, I hope she's coming. The next one. I certainly did nothing. The story. Good. Like we know here. What's wrong? What's wrong? You wanted Sonya to kill Bison Del. I wanted Sonya too. I mean, I wanted to actually love Sonya. I appreciate her and jocks. And it was a strange. Love that actor. So beautiful. She's gorgeous. And she did a great job. Those, those three. My, as a video game, I'm talking to take a Genesis left to right. Okay. That's how I'm far. Me and Ms. Mortal go back. So like, who are the three of the movie for you? Who would be the three? Well, if we're talking about American with the comedic chop, the active skill, it's Sonya, Jackson, and Keith Irwin. Yeah. Jackson's cool too. Ms. Sub-Zero's, um, sub-Z, uh, uh, Scorpion's Little Daughter from the first movie. I've never, spoiler. I've never been more, um, relieved to see someone get their heads smashed. Oh, wow. I know that's harsh. Who gets their heads smashed? Ms. Sub-Zero's Little Daughter, uh, Scorpion's Little Daughter, her son. Why don't I not even remember T? Unfolded. Did you like Jade? I liked the Jade katana. A little bit lesbian, well, they won't they? It was fine. Okay. It was fine. I was a very harsh critique. But I went with my karate master, dad, and also, you know what? They put us in that 4D thing. We got stabbed the whole time, the D-Box. The D-Box, you will get fingered. You will get fingered. We got fingered. We got 100%. We got the lights would come on every time Raiden was on the screen. I was like, don't put the lights off. Yeah. The movies. This magic can't happen with the lights on. Every time the lights on. You're going to be in a mess. You lose it. I'm like. It blooms out. Yeah. You're dead. Put your teeth away. You're sneering. They're fingering. You're scarred. Fingering your stitches. They do confetti cannons and then they did car tricks and they did close up magic. They did it. What? I went to the magic castle. I could not believe it. Did you need the magic russle? The rujik castle. Hold on. We can't. Can we finish Mortal Kombat? Oh God. I love Shokhan. Okay. Loved the mask. Loved how big he was. Loved how. Girl. I want to say there was some physical changes by actors. From the first movie to this one that that really took me out of it. They took me out of it. They made it. They made it. They made it. Just like cathartate has a sketch on the cathartate show way back when it was the she's filming this like legal drama and in between days of filming they go back to the same. They pick it up in the same thing and she goes, don't tell me what I'm feeling is wrong. But the actress has done insane like lip filler right the night before and they're like nobody's like recognizing it. That was what it gave. It was like. Yeah. So it becomes a yes and it becomes like so you want me to you want me to extend my suspension of disbelief to include your insane testosterone and anabolic steroid cycle plus the gender affirming care you received all over your face to make you unrecognizable which I think great. Go for a girl. Yeah. You do you. That's really but relevant to the plot and the continuation of the character there's a bit of friction. Well because you're making changes and when any the life and it gets a blowout I need to know in advance. Right. And as no, when we watch movies, things like makeup, clothes, hair and matter, big storytelling devices. Yeah. So if somebody looks different in a movie, it's because they get a glow up right to come poor or sick, just look up. There's a million things. They get rich. They win the lottery. The character looks really different. It's hard to not attach that to the character you're falling from the first movie. We're like continuity. I I thought it was a new actor. Continuity. Yeah. But has to love it. Yeah. I thought it was a big ding for Sindel. No. Sindel. I love that it was zombie. Sindel too. Yeah. Because I love it. I just didn't see her kill anybody. She didn't get to she didn't get to actually kill anybody. You know, so you know, and also that, that dusty, the wig work, mom machine, you really need to go back to the boardroom with the these wigs. The wiggery was not up to plan. It was not up to code. I love. Well, they wanted wigography. It wasn't giving wig. No, no, no. And I was like going into it. I was like, it would exactly. I would have like, you know, it's the way that the clash of the titans and these, um, um, these very like, these, um, we call them, uh, traditional, or like the traditional, traditional generation movies that get redone and redone like Hercules and clash of the titans. How are you going to do Medusa? How are you going to do? How are you going to do the snakes? It has the, it's going to be so corny, or it can be very well done, but just to discreet or whatever. When you got this great fun, when you get, yeah, for a discerning gentleman, when you got those CGI snakes on the human head because it looks a little bit, looks a little, get the real queen, but then you got pita. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Anyways, I thought I'd give it a, I'd give it a C plus what I know, I know I know. I don't know how it's movie. I felt hetero. I was like, I call my people or some labored, and it was slow. Mama, I'm from the John Wick universe. They go fast. They get creative matrix. I want, no, I want John Wick. I want creativity. I want you to kill somebody. I want John Wheat. John Wheat say it. John Wheat. Say, you got, you got to get into John Wick. Oh, you got to get into John Wick. Oh. Is this superhero called John Wick? No, it's not superhero. Well, does he have superpowers? He is a killer. He's a contract killer. Oh, okay. And he's good at it. Never seen. I can't read his four parts. Oh, shit. High octane action. Okay. In a very cool underworld, like established underworld world building dynamite landscape. I did something unprecedented, which is watching. I started to watch you something that you recommended. Riddle's Bay. Yeah. But I'm only like episode two. Okay. But he just saw the clown. Okay. But it's Stephen King. Yes. Yeah. It's not him though, right? No, no, no. It's a Stephen King homage. And then it reads and I love it. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. The only thing is I like to play my little video games and stuff. It is a show you need to lay down and watch. Yeah. And sometimes I don't like that about myself that I'm like, lay down and watch the movie bitch. Why do I need to be doing stuff? Go on. No, you're tongue. It's so I think that we are. So I went to the Beverly Center. No, first of all, with those bass fabulous, you should watch it. And it's not you can watch it at night in bed before you go to sleep because it's not that scary. It's not like this with the jump scares and everything. It's funny. It's funny. And the characters are great. The writing's great. That there's not a lot of gore. It's like wholesome, but really good. Yeah. And, but I went to the Beverly Center. We're so cooked. Where did you talk about with the phone? We're cooked. We're cooked. Fam. It's on. Everybody's chopped. Everybody's chopped. I'm going to the Beverly Center. I'm going around. Every single store has no customers in it and the employees are doing the bent neck lady with the phone. Right. They're the bent neck lady with the phone. Crick neck. Debilitating. And they're like, and it's everywhere. It's we can. We're done. We're so done. The phone has destroyed our lives. You know what's helped me though? Can I go? Yeah. Yeah, just gonna go to North Hollywood, is it if it's a double dong jelly, Dildo? I'm gonna be so bad What is it? What is it? What is it? Is it iPod? No, I but kind of I've been staying off my phone a lot and I because I've been playing this little thing This is called a play date. It's like a very simple little video game device that I got online Let's see and all the games are there one No, the eight bit. Yes, they're all like very 2D and one of the controls is a crank Which I love And I love it. She's me off my phone, but it's very like graphing calculator games. They're very simple, but I love it Is this a new technology? It's like three years old two years old. Okay, who makes this? Play date. I don't know anything about you other than this. I got to say keep doing what you're doing No, it gives me the Game Boy vibes crank boy crank boy. It's a Game Boy. I'm later. We know I started because I started learning to make games There's a tarot card game. You want to do your reading? Yes, please, please, please. Okay Okay, okay, here you go. We'll do your terror reading. Okay, Twinkle Tarot. Yes, Twinkle Tarot. Twinkle Tina Okay, I think Do a one-card pull. Love it. Okay, so first it's gonna make you shuffle your cards I think okay, so you got to turn the crank to shuffle the cards. Okay, a single card pull for quick guidance or a daily message clear Your mind and draw a card. Love it. I already know Okay, okay, oh Crank it. I love this. You got to crank it up. Don't you know crank it up? Okay You can select one you crank through and pick a card. Okay, here we go This is Conti. You love it. I love it. I'm obsessed with it. The high priestess incredible Feminine wisdom. Oh, yeah, baby. What does it say? Okay, the high priestess represents intuition inner wisdom and subconscious knowledge She encourages you she encourages you to listen to your inner voice and trust your gut feelings This card suggests that the answers you seek are already within you waiting to be discovered through reflection and meditation Now funny enough of course, what was my question? How do I need to gain the skills or what are the roots through which I will gain the patience and fortitude to Wait to jerk off an electrician. Oh, it's me. Do myself and I you know what I think it's I think it's about you having to have more compassion for people who don't Immediately go at the green light because I know I hate that left green arrow my hypervigilance is coming back to bite me Girl, I'm a little too trigger happy with the horn. What are you talking about when I'm behind someone who is not on the beeper. Oh, I'm beep baby. I honk. Oh, are you that girl a hundred drivers that they said to not use it to communicate other cars unless an absolute emergency. No, it's not because you're inconvenience not in LA. No, no, no, because everybody's on their phone because so me and my little friends behind me would never get the Opportunity to go and the people behind me are going to be I do a very light. It's a two broken cognitive broken machine. Yeah, I do a light too. I get out of the car. I go up and I go I mean, what's the other alternative? I they should to be honest There should be more than one communication device in the car Other than lights. That's the only other thing to get a megaphone Or I should just cut a hole in my windshield and have a tube go out But play a loud music. I do already though. Oh Red red wine Is it that is don't worry? You don't we don't do enough reggae tone driving on Los Angeles Bad Bonnie moon baton. I play a lot of bad Bonnie. Bad boy. I'm By the way, would oh my god, a million times would I would I know we talk about them all the time It's it no offense to this bunny, but the way that again, I think it's understood I mean, I'm in a celebrity lusting phase right now because that I went home to watch the Hunger Games series Yeah, because the Hunger Games play just made me feel like well, I'm gonna go watch them now. Yeah Peter judge your center. I know I know I know he's like Five to so I'll sing wet, but in what And then what and what a short king. Yes. short short beautiful big square job big beautiful eyes had just watched him in Um, I love these two incredible talent. He's so handsome. I just love him everything. He's in it. I'm watching it and I'm loving it. That's great jerkiness. I'm loving it. I just love him. I love him. Well, I have our movie stars. You know what I mean? I mean, he's in that movie with that Hemsworth and I'm like move like I'm all about you know, and the fact that Katniss takes, you know, two movies to really take any notice if I'm like, girl, wake up wake the fuck up. Get that are you are you blind bitch? Well, she's blind. She's in the book. She's like so focused on protecting your sister that she's sort of like that sister, but I'm like, you also might die. Don't you want to get your back blown out? If I was in the Hunger game, this Peter is right there with his hard hard cock. Well, is it Peter Peter? It's not Peter. No, but if he was from Boston, it's a Peter. Well, if it was in Australia, and they were the next word was a vowel, they'd say Peter who started that Mama Bianca Bianca, it's not Bianca like will it's it's not Bianca like Sanca. It's Bianca like Willy Wonka. I don't know what they call her Bianca. Oh, and they're just fine with it. England is fine. England and Australia. They called Bianca Del Rio Bianca. So they hear say watch drag race. Let me get this straight. So they watch drag race where your RuPaul says, I don't know, 12 to 18 times in an episode in season six Bianca. So Bianca Bianca, you're the winner of this challenge. Congratulations Bianca. They're like Bianca. Yeah. What is that damage? Say it again. Yeah, got it. Got a anchor. Who's up next Bianca? Okay. That copy that Bianca B dash. No, I understand. Like I understand how accents work and understand not being able to pronounce things like a native speaker. But we're talking about the same language. We all have access to the same diphthongs, vowels, stresses. We understand we're all English speakers. We're going to English speakers. 78 cards in the terrible. Yes. We're all with the same 29 words in the alphabet. So these people say you when you say Bianca, I say Bianca. What is going on? I don't know. I mean, the good thing about that is she could spell her name with emoji. She could do the B and then the anchor. Oh, it's the it's the short game. I worked with my makeup artist. I've made some London while work with them there. Their name is Jack. Love Jack from below. Yes. Love Jack beats me down with does little thing. Does my makeup watches me do a step and then takes the brush and refines it and make and shows me like, wow. Elevate said Jack was like, I can't watch your YouTube videos. I said, why? And they said, because I can't, how I can't fix the makeup while watching it. That's like shit. I can't watch your porn anymore. But they're right. Your warts just like, they get me unbrived. They did my, they did my highlight on my forehead. And I stoked away from the mirror. And I was like, I had the RuPaul perfect circle forehead. And I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. Fuck my drag. Bianca. I was talking about texting. And they were like, you know, they like, you don't text me back outside of you. Something in two weeks later, you'll send back a cupcake emoji. I was like, damn. That is me in red. People have too much. Texting is an urgent. It's like you left me a Valentine. I might open it. I might even not check the mail. Right. You send a snap. Texting, you know, I'm a less of a phone person in a major way. I've been tweeting a lot. It's a very, it's catching stress from hypomania. Um, you know, but I'm also I'm not working right now. What about a Zillia Banks? Tweeting you. I thought there was a joke. I thought it was some fan account. When I said to you, I thought I was the probably hottest person. No, no, you're the only person. Thanks a lot, friends. Like the friends who invited me to go see Mulholl and Drive at the cemetery for Sinus Bia friends. Well, she said that you're gonna get HPB all blocked. Yeah. A Zillia Banks, I tweeted, I'm ready to have sex with an Italian man. And she quoted tweeted, you are ready to get HPB. By the way, probably already have it. I already have it. It actually get it from anyone. Yes. Also vaccinated. Not that that protects against all strains, but I am, yeah, what about the, what about the, um, the philosophy behind HPV being, yeah, basically, if you have sex once, you've got it. I know it's encouraging and also the disheartening because I remember having, when I had some friends in high school, I knew people in high school who were diagnosed with like that. I mean, this is like before the year 2000, okay? So it was like a death sentence. And now if you google it, it's like, yeah, everybody has it, excuse me. Everyone has it, but it can make it, uh, like a cervical cancer, anal, uh, colorectal, cervical cancer. So it just makes it that much more important to get screened. Yeah. So it's not like having an HPV exposure is a direct line to cancer. No, it can jump up here. But it also is a great reminder. Just in general writ large to go have a provider or a trusted servant or a witch in the woods or a monical wearing oracle or a anybody who the, the, the, the assistant manager of the Victuals and Sundry story that you frequent every, every Wednesday to check your body out. Get scraped out. Get scraped out. Get checked out. Get, um, you know, felt up nonsexual by a clinician, a diagnostician or a physician. I had a physician chase me out of the hospital. Not after me. Not chase me out, but after me at the hospital. It was thrilling to give me some lab results that were immediate. Oh good. It was great. The guy was, he took off his, um, he was a doctor of physician and he took his mask off. And I thought he was going to French Kiss me. He took off his ballgag. Yeah, I think he was a doctor. He had a ballgag on it and get masked. He was pissing in a jar. Yeah. That I was holding him down and rubber. But he would be being poured into furniture. No, thank you. Okay. Is it the tea? There's so much information downloading at that place. It is so crazy. What's Jennifer and I, Jennifer, I saw you in your, is that way you had a suit on? Yeah. Jennifer and I, so I, she picks me. I, I, I'm doing something and I lose track of time. And I realized, all my suits are hanging up. There's nothing to be steamed or iron or anything, but no tie, which I realized one minute before she's picking me up. Is that black tie or it's a tie? We're a jacket with no tie there. No, you have to the tie. No, but anywhere that requires or demands that is you're going to have something you can borrow or rent or whatever. Yeah. I didn't know that. So they will. They will. And they do. So if I've got you, so I will. Thank you, Bob, thank you, Bob, Bob. Thank you, Biden. I ran, and I mean, I mean, I mean, oh, I, you saying Bolt sprinted into the target in my black suit to get a black tie. And then I, and I sprinted out back to Jennifer. I was pouring sweat, just drenched in sweat. And during my tie, like, I'm going to Catholic school. First day, get it on. We go in, immediately see this, Jen, this 20 year old in the smoking section, who looks like he is standing in back of his grandfather's suit on a hanger. It's so large and ill-fitting giving. I was like, what did I, what am I going to say? I lash on a red carpet. Yeah, literally, like, like, Daphpunk or like, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little bit of suit. Yeah, it's just an oversized insane ill-fitting. It's a cardboard suit that they just, they're like someone's like Matt Gellow fit. Yes. I was like, okay, fierce Mary SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Exactly. They ran into Brett Laudermilk, the sword swallower. We chopped it up. Oh, it's amazing. But Jennifer was in the bathroom and we had, we had powered down our phones to put them in our, our very respectful, purses and rucksacks, put them away. So I'm just vibing. I look, he's like, comes over. He's like, okay, hi, but most importantly, what the hell are you doing? Because I was just seated at the dinner table, staring into space, bald headed, no hat, black, all black suit, looking like Nosferatu, just doing this. Buffering. Buffering. Yeah, yeah, buffering. And he's like, you look insane, girl. You look like Nosferatu. You know what it gives, that amazing clip of you in full drag seated backstage chewing gum. Steering without bending machine. Like that is like the funny weird, like, bend there. Mom, it's so relatable. Hello, darkness, my old friend, like, holy shit. It's so awesome. It's so awesome. It makes me think of that. Have you ever seen that Katy Perry clip of her from witness era, where she's stirring that tea. She's like a red face. She's like stirring. It's the Port of referral. It's time for the Port of referral. We get YouTube down here. Yeah, it was crazy. So he'd come out, chopped it up a little bit. We go into the, so we're in line, we're in line for the show. And there's these two blonde girls, 20 years old, look like models. And I say to Jennifer, I don't know why I was like, I fucking hate those cunts. I was like, I fucking hate those cunts. And I'm like, this is a little mean in my mind. I'm like, this is a little mean. And I was like, you know, and then I turned to her again. I was like, I probably said that because I'm jealous. Yeah. And yeah. And I was like, I definitely said that because I said that because I'm jealous. I said that because they're hot. I said that because they're 20. And I'm ashamed of that. And then what happens two seconds later? I was like, kata. And then they say my first, my full name with the middle name. And I was like, George and Hazel. Glass. George and Hazel Pinkering. And then of course, I Jennifer Nightingale. Of course, I said Jennifer, oh, they're so fierce. I love those. I love those girls. But of course, they turned out to be from Boston. They turned out like they were, they were chopping it up. They actually turned out to be the most incredible fierce girls ever. So this is the moral of the story. You bald old fucking bitch. Don't judge a love long sexy book by its cover. No, honestly, nobody can relate to being judge for being hot more than me. Really? Honestly, literally last night, DJing at the Abbey, me turning to Mateo and saying, you want to be me so bad? He's like, okay, Faggot. No, I don't. Me going up to people and saying, you're so mad because I look so good. And they're like, we don't know each other. Like, if I look half good in drag, people wish I looked like shit again because I get too powerful. I get too crazy. Do you know what I mean? You walk in, tip over the drink. and like, you are so pissed off. - Oh my God. - You are through the roof that I have sexuality. And you have, you have, you are unfuckable and it's somehow my fault. - I know. But you know what, it was, 'cause I'm, I got, I, I don't like to talk about digestive stuff, but, but, when I traveled to London, I took a lot of Zofran, 'cause I was sick. Nobody told me that Zofran gets you constipation. Even the doctor who prescribed it, the doctor who came to my hotel and gave it to me, didn't say anything. - No. - Bransity was British. Am I gonna trust him? No. - What do they know? - What do they know? How to inbreed? - What's with your eyes? - Oh, the things went under. - Oh God. Oh God. Oh, you've never seen that before? - It's weird. Sorry, I did on camera. - I didn't even need a battery. - I flip my eyelids inside out. - They looked like Audi, belly button, for a second. - Yeah, wait a minute. - That was too much. This hurts me. I hate that. I hate that. - It looks like I've never seen it. - It looks like you're having a shellfish reaction. - Oh, I love that. We gotta get YouTube down here. (laughing) So can I get a screen grab? (laughing) Can I do it? - Can I do it? How do you do it? - You have to shove them down like this. Like I'm doing this. I'm digging, digging, digging, clanging, digging. And then you go like that. - And then it doesn't last a long time. - Oh. - Yeah. - It does suck. (laughing) - Do you still nail glue next time? 'Cause I don't like that. - So I get super, is this it? - Is this stopped? - Yeah, that's it. - Yeah. - That's it. - She's staying. - Oh God. - Yeah. - It makes me think you know what it gives. It gives. - Come on. - Hell, Paymen. - Oh, very Paymen. Yeah. (laughing) You know what I mean? (laughing) Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 'Cause the next day, if you DJ a music festival, you'd be like, ladies, and I'll go back, (laughing) all my ladies in the club raised one. I'm like you in hereditary. (laughing) - Look, girl. If I'm at a concert, if I'm at a concert, if I'm at a public concert, Beyonce goes, "Can you hear me?" Like, you don't even know, girl. (laughing) - Oh my God. - So you're a business woman, you have a big insight into the ways of the business world that as it relates to drag, how do I get big, big gut on board of, to help me. - Well, Rich Wilson and Biotic Plus. Okay. Okay. - I take that and the ritual pre-imposed by Otis. - The pre-imposed by Otis. - Yeah. - And the pre-imposed by Otis. - I love it. - And I take the pre-natal. - Well, are they gonna help me. - I'm dead serious. - I also take the anti-real movie. - Maybe. I take the anti-stress. And I take. - Yeah. - You take a bunch of them. - So you're unconsuppated. - Okay, but not because of that. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Because of this new medicine, because of the friend. - Yeah, that's the friend. - That I'd never taken. Wow, does it work? - Yeah. - Amazing. I googled it. Apparently it dampens your vagus nerve response, which controls a lot of your puke-ing, and stuff like that. - Fuck. - So your digestive stuff. So the side effect is it can slow down digestion, didn't know that. I'm kind of a slow digester anyway. - Oh, yeah. - So it's good for me to keep regular. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm a once a day gal. - Yeah. - Yeah. So, but I'm traveling and I'm on a broad, I'm on a different time zone. I don't really realize why I haven't gone in days. - Days. - Days. - Get back to America. I'm at the PS Direct. I land. I go. Something's happening. I have to go so bad. - These are good. - Like, everything's very, let's say, trying to pass like a nerve football through a boba straw. - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. No, dry, so completely dry, like center block, center block, an Easter Island head trying to go through, trying to put it in the gas tank, your car, like it was crazy. So I freak out. I'm actually starting to panic. - Oh, no. - I'm starting to panic. - And you're not into digital extraction. - No, because I'm scared of hurting myself and you guys know, I just had that butthole surgery. That's 100% healed now. So now I'm like, oh great. I'm going to traumatize myself. I'm going to try. I drink magnesium citrate, which is in the bottle you take before you, no, it's before you get a, that's bismuth, whatever. - Bismuth, yeah. - This is what you take before you have a colonoscopy that flushes you. It forces water into your digestive tract because the internet said it would help soften everything. So I go from, I just, I don't want to be like too much. I'm sorry, people on the floor, the point of the point of no return to London is, you know, welcome to London. So I'm basically waiting for the floodgates water to, first of all, it shows up behind the giant bridge. So you're, you're waiting for the sunshine, the not the sunshine, the shining elevator open. - Not to be gross, but I'm waiting for everything to get dehydrated. - Rehydrated. - Yeah. - So that it can soften. - Come out of the elevator. - Yes. - To blow the kids out of the pool. - So I'm laying, they completely naked on the floor by the toilet for about three hours going. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're at home. Oh, no problem. That's okay. Thank God I have my play date. This is directed me the whole right home. - Oh, my God. I'm like, you're in the suburban on the way home. - Oh, no. - Totally naked. - No. I was not naked. I was, you got to be swaddled to go into your house, girl. - They do that though. - It was, so finally, everything does work, everything does happen and, and it was a, describe it in detail. Terrifying. - Painful. - Painful. - I'm shaking. - My hands and legs are both shaking. - It was so crazy. - Painful. - Painful. - Painful. - Painful. - It was so, girl. - Painful. - It was so great. - Tony Collette was headless floating through the room like it was not, it was so crazy. And I just want to say, digestive health is something that, my, my God, is it the first thing you take for granted? - Oh. - The things are good at neighborhood? - Yeah. - You will not go. Thank God. What a great day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Lots of people with chronic gut issues, because they, it's always on their mind. - Who has at worst the diary people or the constipation people, either in both? - I don't know. I think it's apples and oranges. - Because I'm a constipation diva. - Yeah. - I'm a diary girl. - You are okay. - Yeah. - Diary a permanent. And I asked my boyfriend if I could tell the story. He likes popsicles. No sugar added outshine popsicles. - Oh, the devil. - I love those outshine popsicles. - With no sugar. - Well, no. They're natural. They don't add sugar. Whatever. Natural popsicles. They're amazing. - They're so much. - They're so good. - Because there's a lot of them. - Oh. - They're delicious. The strawberry ones. - My favorite tangerine. - Very tangerine. - And the tangerine. - And the tangerine. - Yes. And then I thought, I'm going to resupply them in the freezer. But I got them from a different store, and they didn't have it. So I just typed in sugar free, whatever. So I got them sugar free popsicles, because he likes, I thought no sugar added in zero sugar was the same thing. Turns out I actually bought them diabetics popsicles. Diabetes popsicles. Like, not diabetes popsicles, but like. For people who medically can't have sugar items. Like, fake sugar. - Oh, interesting. - And I didn't know that that can give people diarrhea. - Oh, it's like, it's like, I'm like, whatever the fuck, sorbitol or whatever the fuck. - So he eats six. Basically, it's a drugging x-lax. - Then the next morning, I'm going to get a coffee, and I don't know anything about coffee. So I get my iced tea. My coffee order is a mint majesty tea, just like, we are Charlie Kirk. I'm just kidding. I don't know if I'm in a country. Do you know that if you die, I'm going to go to those, to Starbucks and order your Starbucks order for your name. Wait for them to order it. - Triple chocolate free extra shots of vanilla sugar for Katya, for Katya. - Yep, for Katya and Bianca. - And I'm going to make an AI. We are Charlie Kirk, so I'm about you, that won't play on my phone. Girl. (clapping) - Pay the girl, my phone in the air. - Pay the man. - Like, it's so fierce. So I get my tea, and I go, you know what? I'm going to get my boyfriend. Well, I said, what do you like? He said ice coffee. I said, great. Gay. I was like, "Tag it." You know. But I, and so I get, I go in the cold drink section, cold brew. - Oh. Turns out that's not ice coffee. - It's a little bit different. It's a little bit more turbocharged. - He had six diabetic popsicles, and it's cold brew. He might as well, he's smoking a cigar, and then they don't filter cigarette as well. - It's a cartridge. It's a pear tree. So I get home from work, and he said he fought for his life all day. Two inches off the toilet, clearing the toilet. - But as a constipation div, I said, how, 'cause up days like this, do you know what I mean? You praying for rain out in the Sahara. - What I want, my balls to do. Have you seen the straight people do that thing where they stand on that water jet? That like, that's what I want. - Make it rain champagne. - Yeah. - Like, that's what I want. - Yeah. So I don't-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Soft pussy. - Do you do sex to drink? - If he asked me to, I would definitely whack him off. Like, if he wanted to put on a little, like, if he wanted to, like, finalize the electrician bill. - Right. - No, like, do the invoice and everything, 'cause I think he's, I think he's quite tall. And if he was, I don't know, I, he's not in my big whacket list. I think he's a very fine gentleman. - I think he is a lot of people's big whackers. - Yes, for sure. I don't see it. - Yeah. - No. - But that's what, that is so wonderful. That makes the tapestry of humanity so rich and diverse. - Yeah. - But so rich and multi-colored and multi-faceted. - Yeah. - I, you know, you can talk about Josh Hutchison, I, oh God, the way I'd run my fingers through Josh O'Connor's hair. - Josh O'Connor? - Grab his, those taxi driver with a taxi cab with the doors open ears and just let him have it. - Josh O'Connor. - Yeah. - Let me just look up a picture quick. - Yeah. - He and Wes's name, Russell Tovey are fighting for the taxi cab. - Oh, Josh O'Connor. - Yeah. - Quite beautiful. - Yeah. - Nibes out. - Yes. - And also from God's own country. - What a silly hot. - Yeah. - Very cute. - And such a good actor. - Very cute. - Probably hung like the Dickens, but we don't know and that's not my business. So moving on. speak, speak in a bagus nerve. I was I went with Juno Birch, and we went to a little dinner at this restaurant. Have you ever been in a restaurant where someone starts choking? No, no, for real. Tell me all about it, and it's such a buzzkill. I mean, that's the most. I mean, that's the most scientific way. No, no. I got no 100%. No, only one person can give the hind leg at once, so none of us can really do anything. One person is calling them one, and we are you joking? No, no one was choking. So. This happened. I'm not joking. They were joking. No, I'm not. They were choking. It's not a choke. It's a choke. It's Bianca. Yeah. She's choking. Oh my God. Call them one. She's joking. She's joking. This is not funny. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's happening when I said you. Are they getting blue in the face? Are they literally. It's the type of thing we're all laughing. Then she's like, you know, what's that babes? And I look over there. And someone is standing up and it's this. It's this. And it's. The restaurant gets very quiet. This happened any twice in this year. Both times it was so similar. The whole room gets quiet. Everyone looks. What's the profile? One person is yelling like, we're on the phone with that one one already. Like one person's already called them one. And then one person is doing the hind leg. And both times they lived, obviously. Like it would be. I wouldn't probably tell the story if. Right. This is a success story of someone in the room knowing the hind leg. In any. They did. They lived. And they lived at the hind leg and they lived. And they would just see the thing fly out and catch somebody else in the face. Happens all the time. Hey. And you know, one of those suckers. It was a tater time. And it was delicious. And it made sense because it was kind of firm. Addressed in caffeine. I would open to 11 p.m. No, but both times the person was okay. But it's such a scary thing that you're like, now you're about to eat. You're like, God, this can happen every meal and I never think about it. That's why we need to take small measured bites and chew at a low, easy clip. Well, you chew with your mouth open so things are a lot safer, I think. Yeah. And my knuckles dragon on the ground. It was scary, though. Oh, that is scary. Where were the profiles? I don't know. I would just like to eat her. I do. I do. I'm CBR certified. The first time. That's cockpussy. And. That's cockpussy and rambo, though. It was men both times. Pussies. Men both times. What about your whims choking a death? I choke you if you better put a wig on me. That's not going to happen to me. I don't have a gag reflex. We hope. Probably this week. I will. I really took it. Like, shut up my throat. I can't even fail it. I don't know. I don't think if I knew how to choke. I would have done it already. Dog me. Dog me, bitch. Hello. I can't either. I just want to say, like, this is a real PSA. If you're at a restaurant, talking is fun. Hang out with friends is fun. Maybe you're drinking. Yes. It probably happens because we're all eating and talking. Yeah. I'm assuming eating and talking is less safe because you're breathing, aspirating, wall chute. I don't know. Yes. It was really scary both times. And it was so like. The 911's called the food does get dislodged both times, but also I'm just like so fixed on what if it didn't? And like, we're all ordering appetizers and so one just dies in the restaurant. Fearless. Not fearless. He's so scary. Yeah. I think this is down here. I think he'll probably go down a little bit. It was scary. I've ever seen a choke like that. No. I've been choked out way back when though. And it just makes me think of all these like gay people. I just think it's funny that after your abdominal obstruction, I go have fecal impaction to try to like one up you. I know. I think I choked out in a restaurant. You're trying to choke. Oh my God. I'm dating charity in the restaurant. I want to talk to you very briefly about choking, so this is so in speaking about choking, there's a lot of people who do auto eroticisticiation, which is the day we draw because the choking game. Yes. Right. So I have played the choking game when I was in my youth. I know. And as an adult, you play the crying game. But by the way, get a grip, get a grip. We've just kissed on the mouth for seven, like seven or eight sensual long minutes. And not because I open my robe and comes tumbling out my balls and dick, you somehow are so sick and at that possibility or that that you go to vomit, I think the fuck not. Yeah. If anything, you might be. Huh. Oh. Huh. It's just the two of us. Yeah. It's not the two of us. We're not at your family reunion. We're not at your 25 year anniversary, right? We're not at your linked in celebration or like job promotion, uh, wedding work. Yeah. Yeah. You're wedding. Uh, we can workshop with Hillary Duff. We're not at any of that stuff. You're beasting retreat. Thank you for the auto. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. We're not at any of those things. We're just me and you. And you have been touching. You're not by my body. You're an angel. We've been doing. Right. But that's so fucked up. I'm doing the crying game, people if you can that I, you had a PSA about choking. I did. This is for you. If I ever, if you ever find my dead body with my weenie and balls out and it is crystal clear that I have been jerking it while choking, do you know it? I would, I would, I would ask you to do it and you don't have to do it. I would ask you to cover me up, wrap me in like the mummy or something. It just made it clear that it was another way. I can't do that. I can pop some sunglasses on you and maybe a little party blower. Like, yeah, yeah. Yes. And then maybe just grab a knife from the kitchen. Toss it on my body, toss it on my body. Yeah. What if I put a book, a book next to that's like naked yoga and you? That's perfect. I mean, she died when she loved she died. She died. Does that make sense? Yeah. I just really scared me. And I don't know. Something about a public restaurant. We're, you know, surfers are like, what's that? You want to check in ginger? Great. Margarit. You know, it's also Emilio. Emilio sports on the TV. You know what happened? After they were rescued. So both times the person sat back down and finished the meal. I mean, running out of there. But the other people, both times other people who are walking by are like, are you okay? That's the servers are bringing extra water. It just was so scary and only one person can physically even intervene. So the rest of us are just not talking and watching or it also feels rude to watch. But should I be like, right, embarrassed and looking away? There's no. If I was choking, I would be thinking there's someone look at me. It was the social, educated around watching someone choke to death in a restaurant. I don't know. Makes you think. You're not going to form a conga line ready to Heimlich. I'm if one doesn't work. You type, you tap out and you'd like, you know what I mean? You know what you do. You take, you pour out your glass and you, I got my ticket for the, and you cart doing like kind of a pitch perfect or close up magic, close up, when they die, um, there is a magician in the house. Can you do a trick where you remove the chicken wing from my throat? Now we're talking. It's that behind your ear. Uh-oh. The Tater Todd. Yeah. And then you're fine. Do that with the magic castle. What's that between your legs? Oh, cock and balls. I've known all there is to know about the crying game. Do you know about this artist? Oh, my God. If I had crying game, he would have pukeed and the thing would have come out. Okay. So if you see someone choking, I will reveal my genitals. I will show they're on, I will show they're in half drag on the spot. And if we know anything about reality, it's that once I bust out, once this gorgeous lady reveals she's a man. Yeah. It will make everybody in the room throw up. And we will prove once it for all that gender-firmly care is a life-saving procedure. Yeah. Now drive that down a few, which you both are and sell it. By the way, I wore this speaking of, I'm sorry. This has been me the whole time, the whole time. I wore this red baseball cap here that I had on the first episode. Yeah. I thought she had converted. And I scared myself. I thought she would. I thought she would cross over. It scared me for a second. Yes. And I had on my big wrap around sunglasses, which is very light. How many of us were scared? Me too. This summer, I'm going to London, Kentucky for the world famous, the World Chicken Festival with the world's largest cast iron skillet. Do they do in chicken sound contests? I'm sure. They do it. They do a chicken, like whatever you make the sound thing. Yeah. They do that. They do a Colonel Sanders lookalike competition. Oh, yeah. It's from the town of Colonel Sanders. Yeah. This is like legit, right? This is like, this is no joke. Yes. Last year, the headlighting of you this year was Uncle Cracker, but it got rained out. And the year before, it was smashed mouth, but with no singer, because he died. So I don't know what they're doing this year. One pointer sister or something. I don't know. I got it. But I'm going. Simon. I'll DJ. No garbuck. I'll get booked. You should. Sick name, girl. It is. Sick name. Sick name. Yeah. Yeah. Girl, there's two drag queens on, um, project runway, uh, not one away, it's a show with drag queens. You and, um, in plain, plain, I, yeah, I'm excited. Does plain so? I don't know, actually, but, uh, cue does and cue eats those costumes up. Okay. If yours. I didn't plan on. There's that's her emotional support queen. You know, which is. I don't know actually. She should give a lot of emotional support. That bitch. Yeah. I think I need somebody who's going to give me empathy and, and the shoulder to cry on. Get playing down here. Plane. Deva. Deva. Yeah. You're ugly today. Sorry. You're ugly every day. I got to go. But I think Utica did a good job on it. Yeah. But also Utica really. I was going to construct it on Drag Race, one of the best outfits ever seen on Drag Race. You know, who else could whip up the girls down there? Bianca. Um, yes. Yeah. the girls up down there at the project runaway. - I want to throw her in a truck runaway. - I don't know. - Project runaway, maybe 'cause you're from the country. - I want to throw Nymphia in a traffic. - Yeah. - I want to drown her. - She's so talented at things. - I drowned her, does that make sense? - She's so, all of her drag race stuff. - She is so, I'm like, what is wrong with you? Oh, nothing fears. She's so fierce. - You know, plastic asked me to. - Same thing, but that fucking whore. - She asked me to run and do a funk video with her where she wanted to make the shoe and turn into the monotony. - And I was like, this will go one of two ways. - And just to get rid of the depression. - Bad. - Yeah. - Or, and you and the audience and me will be like, well, you can't fix that ugly. - Yeah, ugly is always the thing. - I will look incredible. And I will never have joined my life again. - Yeah, the latter. - So I'm afraid. - The latter. - Of that excuse. - She'll also kick your shoe and turn you into fucking princess peach. - Did you feel like when fame did you that she really worked her pussy out? - Did Pearl do you too? - No, no, no. Neither of those things. Because what they both did was put their face on me. - Right. - So I just looked like a misfame impersonator and then I looked like a weird Pearl character. But I didn't feel pretty in both of those senses. I felt more pretty as a fame, just because it was more technically precise. And it was more, it was laid on my face in a more human way. But Pearl, I did not, I thought I looked so ugly. Like I didn't, I loved it. It looked like a character, but it was so crazy. So I didn't think I would look like, I didn't think she ate in short. I think she did an amazing job turning me into this weird, no, I mean, in the moment I was shocked, this like weird wet brown mouth in like the, it was crazy, but it was fun. But I would never choose to look like that. - You know who's living their best life? - No. - Both of them. - Both of them? - Fame is in Switzerland taking the natural baths with her baby. - I know Mother Terrible is. - Man of the woods. - It's dimmull, male peak. - I know. - Health? - Yeah. - Where, yeah, he's man of the woods. He's the man of the woods. - The clothes she's been making, her little runway videos, she uses all secondhand fabrics, like no Pearl. - Oh. - She makes all her little outfits from like, - What outfits? - Like drag outfits or real outfits? - Drag in out of drag. - Oh wow. - She makes these cool sculpted fun outfits and then makes these videos walking in them on a treadmill. But she uses all like, I think she's so environmentally conscious. She doesn't buy new fabrics, only like curties. - That's fierce. - Eating. - Eating. She's taking bits of the wagon wheel and the barn door. - The body. - Good for her. - Living and vibing. - Also, you know how this is living here. - You know how this is living and vibing? Fucking kimchi chic. - Oh my God. Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. - Incredible. Meanwhile, I'm in London on day four of no poop. - And I, day 40 of trying not to poop out of my stomach hole. What is your poop like now? - I'm so happy to say that today was great. Yesterday, a couple days ago, 'cause I'm on antibiotics again, I was wet, dark green. - That's hard. - No, it was not hard. It was super soft. - I'm on a lot of vitamins right now. They don't, I don't know, it's just so gross. - It's super gross. - But I'm on a lot of vitamins. And when you take a lot of vitamins all the time, sometimes you get discoloration. - You get like tennis ball, yellow pee? - Oh. - It's not like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like neon. - It's like, I'm a cool ex. - Yeah, lights. - I be peeing in every time. - You would think 'cause it's been months. - Looks like you would think I'm used to it. Every time I look in the toilet go, yeah, it's like, oh! (laughing) - Dude, Lou. - So I don't know. - What do we do? - Let's end with this. For I am not Emily Kimberly. Who's that? - I am Emily Kimberly's brother. - Tutsi. - Oh, yeah, Tutsi. - Gotta go, everybody's gotta go watch Tutsi. - Before we go, can we do any more thing? Did you finish the boys? - No, I couldn't get past Carla Rinsaccent. - I can't, I'm sorry, I tried. I tried. - I finished it. Tell 'em, give me a recap. - I have a loved one that I talked to about it. I have my loved one is a Trump voter. And I said, and I thought about this the other day. And I wanted to talk to you about this. Maybe we've talked to the Sephora Tracy, let me know. If you're conservative, how do you enjoy art? Because when you watch Wicked and it's about someone being discriminated against for their skin color, are you like, so me? And you're like, a white blonde lady. You're like, that's me. Or, if you're like a super satire of the boys, the boys, which is thinly veiled. - It's so thin, it's like not even veiled anymore. - It's like heavy handed. - It's a satire of like fanaticism and Trump, really. So I said to my loved one who I forgot who they voted for. And I said, I wonder if it's hard for Trumpers to watch this because I know like that genre of man like superman, like super hero shit. And this is like using super hero shit to critique capitalism, America, fascism, Trump, fascism. And it's like, again, we said, so thinly veiled, cheesecloth. - I mean, it's like, yeah, it's crazy. - And they said, well, you can read whatever you want into it. I mean, it's just a show. And I was like, no, no, no, no, that's it. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it did with Twilight Zone. 'Cause they wouldn't let them talk about race. So we made it about pigs. Yeah. Supernatural. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, but the metaphors are so clear. Yeah. In the wake of Trump tweeting a photo of himself as Jesus or whatever. Yeah. Or on the moon with his helmet off. Yeah. You have, I'm like, do that, do that challenge. In the last, can I spoiler? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the last episode, you literally have, you have homelander in the Oval Office, addressing the nation, saying he's the savior, saying he's God. Yeah. And Ashley, who's the president in this moment, is in an orange suit. Like, it's so heavy-handed. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, there's, there's gray and metaphors. But then there's, how thin is too thinly veiled? - It's like not even the what veil. It's a hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And how are you a Trumper in watching this and not feeling clowned on and not feeling like, if you can recognize homelanders a bad guy, why can't you recognize the president's a bad guy? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I wonder if that's hard for people. And then I think about not just that, but like, I was watching the fucking Hunger Games this morning. I was thinking about this subject to come talk to you. It's like, it's like watching the Hunger Games and be like, this isn't about America. This isn't about the collapse of capitalism and human cruelty. And like, it is though. How could you just be like, it's just a show about superheroes. You can read into whatever you want. But how could you read into it any other way as my question? I think your answer to your own question is they're not reading into it at all. That's, that's the, that's the, that's more in line with my thesis of we are cooked Mary. There's no reading happening. There's no dots being connected. They're just mind numbing in front of the TV set with their tongues out and their lizard brains getting like tapped every, every time someone blows up, every time someone explodes and there's blood everywhere, their lizard brain goes, that's it. There's no, there's nothing else happening there. There's no analysis. There's no criticism. There's no critical analysis. There's no like, there's no metaphor. There's no nothing. There's no, it's not, there's just that's all that's happening, I think, where they're on their phone, too. But every time someone blows up, they look up and then they go back to their phone. That's some people watch TV now. I just wonder what the super conservatives like. I don't think they're, I don't think they're thinking. How do you, how do you, also, they're not threatened. So it, it doesn't matter. Yeah. It's just when you're not, when you're not threatened, you're not, when you're in charge, you don't worry about anything. What would they have to worry about? They have to worry about me turning them gay or me turning their child trans. I guess like, it's always an ethics conversation because it's about like competing conceptions of like the good or like the morally. And I don't want to go back to watch men, but in watchmen, you have all these different heroes who kind of all represent a different compass of like morality. Yeah. This one's like, this is the good. This one's like, no, this is the good. This is the good. And then you have like, Adrian White, who's the bad guy, but thinks he's doing good because he thinks to kill three million people, you can defuse nuclear holocaust and save everyone. And I'm just, you know, finishing the boys and reflecting on, and I read the books too and watching the whole series and being like, I know. Like Sparkler, who is basically on Fox News in that show. How are you a Trump person and you're watching this? And if you're a Fox News watcher and you're watching Sparkler, be on basically Vaught News, which is Fox News, how are you not then channel surfing to Fox News and not seeing that girl? The mirror. Wait, Sparkler. Sparkler, from season five, the red head, firecracker. What did I say, Sparkler? I'm sorry. Firecracker, firecracker. Yeah, yeah. No, no, the she's like the show incredible. But she's like, she's like, she's like a super bootlicker for, for, you know, Vaught and homeowner and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're watching her, and you're watching flipping over to the real Fox News, I know. How are you like, well, my show's over. Let me watch my other show and not realize that they're like, they're talking to you, girl. I know. They're talking about you to you, girl. Unfortunately, I think that your, your expectations are a little too high. This is like the most basic level metaphor. This is like, this is like, just change the change, turn the way, it's not even turn the wig around, Dina. It's like it on, but sometimes they will change one little detail and then make a fiction. It's like, that's how Finley veiled the boys is. It's like, they're just adding superpowers. It's like her name is in Trump. It's strump. Yeah. Like it's crazy, crazy. I know, but I don't know. I don't think these people, I don't, I don't know. I have no idea. I just wonder what that's like. Anyway, it's sad and suppressing. Does he die? Yeah. How does he die? Can I spoil? Please. They successfully give Camico a soldier boy's nuclear power that takes away other powers and butcher and home lander's son are holding him and the nuclear blasts take away his powers and then there's a fierce seam where he tries to fly away and can't fly. They get beaten to back with fists and then butcher takes a crowbar into some lander's head cracks a skull open brain spill all over the oval office. We eat tonight. Let me tell you about the boys. They don't fuck around with blood and blood. No, they don't fuck around blood and go, which is they always give it, they, it's like, go, it's what's for dinner tonight. They always give you a second dinner to if you want it. They, um, they make a man's explode through a penis. They'll do everything you need. Yeah. So thank you. Okay, buy mis penis. Give it up for mis penis. The fact, the mystical majesty of mis penis. Oh, it's his penile.