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could nothing was going my way dude okay i'm gonna come right out and say it if i have a shirt that has too loose of a collar it shows this skin tag over here and i do not like that that is honestly one of my deepest insecurities you're a skin i want to i tried to rip it off before really it's too much pain so i gave up you should you can you know ripped it with my fingernails and i live like this i'll show you right now it's a good grip that's a good grip dude i tried to show up rip it off i think i got a piece of it but what age uh oh it was like two years ago this was you've made money for a long time bro oh yeah i don't i mean i don't know you go to a dermatologist getting a skin tag removed is quite easy yeah but it's also it's it's money it's expensive i'd rather rip it i'd rather wash my hands and rubbing alcohol and then rip it off yeah and put a band-aid over i'm not gonna go pay some guy that went to school to laser my skin a little freeze or something oh yeah like no like no that's too much it's probably still infected yeah i've had an infected toe for a decade yeah but you got to take care of that i've had an infected toe for a 10 years but that's not an insecurity of yours no it's all i'll straight up wear that with a badge of pride the neck is insecure that's right just to get it taken out i i have i i formed a skin tag here but that's fairly it's fairly new i hope it's not cancerous but it is fairly new and i'm not sure how that formed a skin tag on the armpits crazy i'm not gonna lie no no no no it's not the armpit it's like i mean where is it is it the tricep oh it's a little flabbergast it's that spot it's like more are you i'm bleeding my face is bleeding oh take a dab take a dab my face is bleeding oh oh what a man what a start you okay okay let's let's let's bring it in all right so let's call me get in i mean that is a lot of liquid i on the uber ride up here i wow yes wow i've been in combat on the way up here in my uber ride up to the studio i watched coach carter in two minutes it was like even me it was a sped up version of coach carter and i watched the whole movie in two minutes dude i sat down one time that reminds me it was the the b movie it's like oh my god i love the b movie okay but have you watched it where every time they say the word b it gets sped up no so it's a youtube video literally starts from opening scene like normal speed yeah and then the whole movie the whole video i think it's like seven minutes or something like that and it's like they say b and it's just like incremental it's bleeding again not yet but it's starting to come it's pulling up dude dude i don't know dog okay you you got to stop bleeding i have to stop i'm not trying to bleed you act like i'm like bleed bleed but every time they say b it gets quicker and quicker yeah and then the first probably six minutes yeah is like maybe the first eight minutes of the film because it's just incremental and then literally like an hour of the film happens in like four seconds yeah because it goes and it's done when's the last time you watched the b movie uh i don't i think i've only seen it probably once my whole life me too i only saw it once for the first time like a couple months ago it's sarah's like favorite movie she wrote a paper about it okay dude that's that explains a lot that's just what okay i'm on my high horse i'm on my high if your favorite movie ever like as an adult and you like bills and stuff and your favorite movie is something that's animated or like it can't be it can't be i'm on my high horse you're saying an animated movie can't be your favorite movie of all time no it shouldn't be it shouldn't be are you nuts it shouldn't be i have i have animated movies that i that are top tier for me zootopia mulan i have some elites i mean you're a you're a freak why am i a freak those two movies zootopia yeah it's probably the best freak you like the rabbit i do not like officer hops i don't like officer hops now anyway she's she's a great character but the movie's great all the innuendos all that stuff okay and then mulan fantastic to be a man one of the greatest originals ever but for me as a grown man i have children and i pay bills and i own i have a house i can't say that mulan's my favorite movie why not can't i can feel the blood no you're you're better you're better how can you say that animated movie there's more good animated movies than there are like live action movies you're dude now this is where we're completely completely not agreeing there's a better success rate of animated movies that are good compared to live action movies that are good because everyone's gonna see an animated movie that doesn't mean everyone's gonna see it because you have children and everyone's gonna go see the animated movie because your kids want to go see it i can name an animated i can name an animated movie that you can't name three live action movies better than i i go spider-man into the spider-verse spider-man into the spider which one's the second one across or into i think across spider-man across the spider-verse you can't name a better you can't name three live action movies that are better than that movie now i will give you i will give you a caveat that that is like a that's not the conventional one i'm talking about that's an animated movie no i know i will say that though because that that is different and that is not like a animated child made for movie that is an elite film okay so you agree with me on that okay i'll give you another one toy story 3 you can't name two live action movies better than that two interstellar lord of the rings return of the king lord of the rings is not better than lord of the rings is not better than toy story 3 i can't lord of the rings return of the king is so much better than toy story 3 at what part the entirety of it why the entirety of why and they're both the third in their line yeah there's there's absolutely no they're both the third in their line there's absolutely no shot okay which one pulls more emotion out of you return of the king you cried during return of the king yes there's grown men look up right now people watching lord of the rings for the first time they cry at the film you haven't seen it at the third one no at the third one yes there's multiple emotional parts it is that make you cry why because frodo didn't get the ring are you crazy you haven't seen it because the door of mordor got closed it is the climax of the war of the ring emotions are all over the place kim do you know emotions are all over the place when that weird country purple bear turned heel at the end of the movie oh that's okay that's space ranger yes and then so that's already a there's a heel turn in that movie that makes you question dude who do i even trust the person that i came to the movie with do i trust you oh my god at the end of the movie they're sliding down the incinerator right we think it's all over boom no they're fine it still makes you cry and then at the end of the movie andy wants to grow up and he just gives these to bonnie bonnie lord denethor sends his son faramir to an unwinnable battle for oscillian and he wants him to die he sends his own son to die because his other son that he believes is greater it was supposed to be the next king and he's like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die on this mission of protecting the ring that's just one thing that literally just sounds like the big baller brand That's all that sounds like. What? That's Jello, Lonzo, and Mello right there. And LeVar. And LeVar. That's LeVar Ball's story. Frodo! Frodo makes it to the end! He makes it into f***ing Mount Doom. The smallest little creature ever. He makes it into the mountain. All the way. This journey that has taken years. And every other man, every great, amazing hero in this movie cannot take the power of the ring. It has completely corrupted Frodo. He has a mother f***er named Samwise Gamgee with him. That is the greatest friend of all best friends ever in the existence of anything. That is the greatest friend you can have, is Samwise Gamgee. So? And they make it into the mountain. He then gets corrupted. Doesn't want to throw it away. F***ing Smeagol bites his finger off, gets his ring, falls into the lava. He made it to the end and still couldn't get rid of the ring. And he only made it there because of f***ing Sam. And then they're on a on a ROCK! On a ROCK, dawg! Going down lava to their intimate, imminent death. And Gandalf uses his powers and sends eagles to scoop him up. And you're saying that's better than Buzz Lightyear, Woody, and all them little aliens f***ing sliding down the incinerator. And then at the end of the movie, Andy still gives them to a Latina little girl named Bonnie. She's not Latina. In the slightest. Okay! At the end, at the end end of Return of the King, Aragorn finally- End end? Is this a post-credits scene? No, he finally gets renamed the King of Gondor. He's Isildur's heir. He's the King of Gondor. All of Minas Tirith. They just fought 200,000 f***ing orcs on the battles, right? On the fields. He is in front of everyone in this entire kingdom. Everyone is right there. He's having his beautiful ceremony. He marries his elvish wife who gives up immortality so she can live with him. Right? They get married. There's so many subplots. And then the four hobbits, the smallest little creatures. Yeah. They go, "Oh, da-da-da-da-da." And then Aragorn, the king of the known world, goes, "You bow to no one." And then every single person gets down on their knees and bows to the four smallest little guys there because they did something that no one else could do. And it is an absolute tear jerker of a moment. It is peak f***ing cinema. I'm sorry. I'm not crying over little goblins. I got his ring cut off and then the goblet of Mordor Mountain and then this king. I'm not crying over a big country hillbilly purple bear that has weird s*** agendas. I can get into that. There's a conspiracy. Oh, Lotso's a freak. You're out of your mind. I don't know. It wasn't even about Toy Story or Lord of the Mordors. Prisoners. Better. Better than Toy Story 3. No. It's not. Okay. It's my favorite movie. Prisoners is my favorite movie. It's not better than Toy Story. You have this weird new addiction to Toy Story. Toy Story 5 came out. You're in your media movie bags and then you're just like, "Dude, honestly, when you think about it, Toy Story 3, probably top two film ever." Get off your high horse. It's a really, really good movie. Toy Story 1 through 3 is the best trilogy of movies other than High School Musical. It's better than Star Wars. The only problem is you're missing the greatest trilogy ever. What is it? Lord of the Rings. Oh, I hate that. It is literally the greatest ever. Toy Story 1 looks like everyone's on acid. You can't do that. They look like they're on acid. Why? Because in the time in 1998. 1999. That's when Fellowship of the Ring came out. That movie looks like. I watched it over your shoulder on a plane. It looks like. That was The Hobbit. That's CGI flooded. You did not see The Lord of the Rings. You saw The Hobbit. The Hobbit sucks. You suck. Oh, dude. Watching that kind of on a plane is awful. Bro, whenever I was on a plane to, where did I go? San Diego. Yes. Brother, I have a plane story from hell. Like literally one of the worst plane experiences I've ever had. And I didn't tell it a couple weeks ago because the episode was just so booked up with stuff. We're about to get on a plane right after this. We are. So hopefully I'm not putting any negative energy out there. And you are a firm believer in the power of the tongue. So let's go for it. This will be a fun ride. And so basically we were heading to San Diego, right? And I spent three hours on the plane before we took off. Oh. Oh, refund. I need it. Immediate refund. I need it. And in my mind, like, thank God, you know, Daddy splurged and so I was in the good seats. But if I wasn't, imagine being in like 28B. Middle row. Oh! Middle seat. Three hours. You try to fall asleep and go to the person next to you. Get off. Without moving. Without moving. What happened? That's the thing. They wouldn't tell us. And I don't know why. Get me off the plane. Exactly. But you can't. I don't know why like airlines don't let you get off or don't tell you information. I'm literally a prisoner for three hours. Hostage? No. It's like you can't get off. Tell me what's happening right now or I'm getting off the plane. You can't. I go, okay, what if I punch you in the teeth? And then now you're in prison forever and you can never fly again. And that sucks. It's. Honestly, that's so lame. That's so lame. We should punch each other. We should punch each other to get off that plane. We should do a little one-two. We punch each other, just bite down, we'll get off the plane. There was a Karen next to me that was freaking out. Gotta love a good Karen. And so they ended up telling her and I was like, this is the one time Karenism has gone good. I like Karenism. Gotta love a Karen. In dire situations like that, it's good to have a little back pocket Karen. So I was ear hustling trying to see what Karen was complaining about. She was like, we have been here for two and a half hours and we haven't heard a word. I need to speak to the captain. The captain comes out. Sir Pilot. He's a 6'5 white man. You look good. Oh God, he's hot. He's a silver fox, they would say. Oh, dude. Oh, you know he's single. You know he goes back to an absolute empty fridge bachelor pad. He goes, I'll be in San Diego for a couple weeks. Slays a couple things. What? He's getting some beach box. Some sandy cheeks. Here we go. Now, so, she's freaking out. Let me talk to the captain. The captain comes up. He goes, ma'am, the reason that we are sitting here for so long, you're not going to like the reason. She goes, well, tell me. Why? What am I not going to like? Are we safe? Is everything okay? What's going on? He goes, yeah, so, our flight attendants, their seats, you know the seats they sit in that are very straight up and, you know, they're facing you? Yeah. They don't have a cushion on that seat. We sat on the plane for three hours. You cannot be serious. We sat on the plane for three hours because the flight attendant didn't have a cushion on her chair. I would have took the shirt off my back to put it on their seat to get the bird up in the sky. Well, then, a lady that was the first seat in first class, because she's like directly, she can see that seat. She goes, honestly, I'm already late to what I was supposed to be at. I'll get off this flight if everybody can go and you can sit in my seat. W woman. She deserves the world. We clap for her. That woman. We clap for her. I don't clap because I don't believe in public clapping. Everybody, I hate that. You're so lame. It's not a sporting event. Clap at sporting events and concerts. Get a life. So people are clapping for her. She gets off the plane. The flight attendant sits down. Ten minutes passes. The flight attendant gets up. Come to find out, it's against FAA, FCA regulations for the flight attendant not to sit in that seat. She has to sit in that seat and it's against regulation to not have a cushion in that seat. So you have to have a cushion. Who took the cushion? Who's the cushion thief? I don't know. I don't know. They gave us a faulty plane. They didn't give you a faulty voucher. They did. Ten dollars, food and drink. Yeah. No, no, no. You were three hours late. Let alone three hours late. Three hours standstill and you received ten dollars in food and beverage. Yes. And then they allowed the first class seat lady to get off the plane and it still didn't let us go. And so she's just out of a flight. Oh, no. She's 100% getting a refund. She's probably the smartest one I've ever heard. She said, I'll get off the plane, you know, whatever. She took the easy way out. She went straight to that desk. She said, hey, this flight still hasn't left. They're still not leaving. I need my refund right now. She was halfway drunk because they kept feeding her wine. So I don't think she was that coherent enough to do it. I need a f***ing voucher refund, Raincheck. And so boom. Now it's like, that is a tragedy. So now we're still sitting there. We're at two hours, forty-five minutes now. We are f***ed. We are bad. There's kids running up and down the aisle. Oh, dude. It is f***ing soul-planing. Oh, bad. So much so, right? Now, people have addictions and people have vices. Mine is alcohol. So I was, you know, taking tequila sodas. My time was passing good. I was hearing music that wasn't playing. I was having a good time. You're like, we there? Yeah! I was like, Sarah, you want to make out? I was like, I don't care. I was horny. I don't know. I was getting looped-y. And so then, this is where the addiction part comes in. Other people on this plane have addiction. Real scary. Like, we know what we deal with. We know our vice and our outlet don't know what the rest of these people got. Well, all of a sudden, like two hours and fifty minutes in, a fire alarm turns on on the plane. Weep! Weep! Weep! Weep! Weep! Our flight attendant, who was a homosexual man, right? I only said it to say because I only could tell, by the way, he ran. He took. No, I just laughed because I did not expect that was coming. Like, I don't know, I don't know why that's, like. I thought that's hysterical. Stereotype. And there's nothing wrong. I love my gays. I'm borderline on your team. I'm halfway. I have a foot in the door, right? That's not a secret. I'm almost there, right? So, you can't get mad at me for saying that. Huh? Oh, Zach Efron's sitting next to you on that three-hour delay instead of Sarah, and you're both slamming TSLs. Oh, I'm taking a chance. But anyway, so the fire alarm starts going off, and our flight attendant takes off on a dead sprint. Yeah, he does. He's gone. Like, I've never seen somebody move that quick, and he's serious. Like, boom, running down the aisle. Now, we're all like, whew. We're trying to see. I thought it was somebody hitting the medical button. I thought somebody had spazzed out, fallen over. Three hours too long. Croaked or something. They didn't get their vitamins on some Daryl. So, we're all looking back, nosy. Karen's like, oh, my God, what's going on? Apparently, a lady went into the bathroom to hit her vape. Oh. And she was blowing down a vape. Oh, she was blowing that down. To set the alarm off? So, then, she gets taken out of the bathroom. They sit her back down in her seat. Two minutes go by. We have police on the plane. The police come on the plane, and they take her. They find her. They take her. They leave. Now, they give her, like, the walk of shame out. Like, they have, like, behind her back. I'm like, come on. And she was a black lady. So, of course, they gave her the extra treatment. So, they have her behind her back. They get her off the plane. I'm like, holy shit, what's going on? Golly, bro. Two more minutes pass by. They bring her back. And they just have her sit down. But they don't trust her. So, they put her in the closest seat to the cockpit. So, she's now first class. She vaped and set off the alarm. She got a seat up there. And all they did was make her throw the vape. They took her off the plane, brought her back, made her throw the vape away, and then did it. They did three announcements. Please do not vape on the plane. Vaping or use of e-cigarettes is not allowed and is finable up to a certain amount. Yes, that's what they did. And she just got to come back. Yeah, and then we took off. That might top majority outside of the throw up when the kid threw up in the aisle. Yeah. That might be my worst plane experience. I think something's happening to me. That might be my worst plane experience if that happened to me. And guess what airline it was? American. Now, I fly it all the time. And if they do give me enough money, I will promote it. I'm just saying, guys, this is a forewarning. If you see me promoting American Airlines, I am a sellout, and they paid me a lot. I hate them, but I will promote it. Oh, my God. I'm like a gold medallion. I'm a top tier member. I'm going to say you're tier up there. I have no option. You're tier. You're royalty to American Airlines. Yes. Think about it. American loves you. You hate them. Well, yeah, they deserve to be hated. I don't think there's anybody that's like, I love American Airlines. I don't mind them, but the amount, I've never had more from anybody else. I would say that. Ever. And it's not close. It's not like, oh, there's seven with American and four with, it's like there's 30, and then there's like two. I would say four, that's a lie. 32% of my flights have been delayed on American. That's insane. What do you think about that? One out of every three. Yeah. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by GLD. Let's think about this for a second, right? 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You borrowed $50,000. $50,000 from your dad and $50,000 from your mom. First of all, it's not realistic. I know, but you got to put yourself in it. It's not realistic. Okay, you borrowed $50,000 from your dad, $50,000 from your mom to buy a car that cost $97,000. I have $3,000 left over. Yes. After the purchase, you have $3,000 left. You returned $1,000 to your dad. You returned $1,000 to your mom. I have $1,000 left. And you kept $1,000 for yourself. Yes, I'm here. So now you owe. Your dad, $49,000. You owe your mom $49,000. $49,000 plus $49,000 is $98,000. I'm not sure how we got there. What do you mean? How do I owe them $49,000? Because you borrowed $50,000 from them. You've only given them one back. Oh, correct. So you owe $49,000 to Pops. $49,000 to. I'm back on track. There we go. And you have $1,000 left for yourself. Sure. The $1,000 you kept. Yeah. $49,000 plus $49,000 equals $98,000. Sure. Plus the $1,000 you kept for yourself. $50,000. What did you just say? $50,000. $49,000 plus. I said $49,000 plus $49,000 equals $98,000. Oh, so $99,000. Plus the $1,000. Your answer is $50,000. That's insanity. $98,000 plus $1,000 is $50,000 to you. You can't throw a bunch of numbers at me or my brain. I'm like. I'm like dyslexic. You're starting to get that left eye's getting wet. Left eye's getting wet. I'm dyslexic. $49,000 you owe. $49,000 you owe. That's $98,000. That's $99,000. Where'd the other $1,000 go? Wait. You said that. What do you mean I said that? Yeah, I said that. Where is it? What do you mean? You borrowed $50,000 from your mom and your dad. So that's $100,000. Yes. So I owe $100,000. Yes. And so I. You bought the car. There's $3,000 left. Yes. But that's the problem. What's the problem? Solve it. I don't owe $1,000. The other $1,000 is in the car. What? You have the car. Yes. That's where the money's at. You bought the car for $97,000. Yes. And so the other $1,000 went to my mom. The other $1,000 went to my dad. And the $1,000 is in the car that I paid for. You kept the $1,000. Yes. But the other $1,000 is in the car. There's not another $1,000. You think the missing $1,000 is just the car? What the f*** was that? You farted. Think about it. I am f***ed. Do you need a whiteboard? No. I think you need a whiteboard. Okay. So look. So I got. This is my mom. That's your dad. That's my dad. What? He's like this. He got that shoulder. 50. 50. Okay? Yes. 50K, 50K. Yes. You borrowed 50K, 50K. So you're out $100,000. You buy a car. That's the car. Yes. The car was. How much did it cost? $97,000. $97,000. So it's $100,000. And I have. What the f***? I mean, what in the mermaid man and barnacle boy is that car right there? Holy s***. So $97,000 went to the car. Yes. So now I have. There's $3,000 left. So there's $3,000 left. So you gave $1,000 to your mom. So go back to $1,000. So, yep. Go back to $1,000. And you kept $1,000. And I have $1,000. So that's. What's the question? So the question is. Now. So take. So go to those 50s and make. No, what's the question? The question. Well. Where's the extra $1,000? Because you paid. You paid your mom and dad back. So turn those 50s to $49. Because you gave them $1,000 back. Like that 50 is your line of debt. Yes. They gave you $50. And now you've given them. So you owe $49. Yes. But you've given them $1. So now you owe $49. So now the question is. $49 plus $49 is $98. $98. Plus the $1,000 you kept for yourself. Yes. That's $99. Where's the other $1,000? It's not. What does that mean? It's not. It's not. It's back to $50,000 after I gave them the $1,000 back. No. Oh. There's no way. The $1,000 is not adding. It's not adding. The $1,000 was subtracting. The 50 is representing your debt. I don't know. It's 97. 98 99 100 okay so 100 okay that's 100k okay so that's where all the money's at and i gave them back so it's back to 98 and i have a hunt and then it's 99 this is so good keep doing it keep doing it this is so i do not understand there's a hundred thousand dollars right i have a hundred thousand dollars and i spent 97 on a car so i have three thousand left and i gave a thousand back a thousand back so the thousand i have it i have the thousand dollars that i owe so i shouldn't have kept it i should give it back okay dude what 500 each i don't know i don't know i don't know what's the answer what's the answer you were right there toward the end what's the answer there's no money missing that's what i said at the beginning no but you did not i said at the beginning i said i don't owe him any money you do owe money but there's none missing that's what i said you have a 97 000 car and there's three thousand dollars left over there's your hundred grand it's as soon as you go oh one there one there 48 48 that's the trick behind it that's what i said what you said no no review the tape review the tape review the tape all your one tape oh my god it's kane dog you said you said i could take the other one split in 500 500 48 5 i could i can get a loan first of all if i if i if i got a loan for 50k from my parents who'd beat the if you got a loan for 50k from each of them individually i mean where's this money coming from yeah like what do you mean you can give me 100 grand right they'd give me a spanking you think that's what they did to the lady on the plane what when i took her off and brought her back spanked her do you just ask me another grown man do i think they removed a black woman that was vaping on a plane it took her off the plane made her go to the hospital and she was like oh my god it took her off the plane made her throw away her vice of choice yeah and spanked her yeah put her back on the plane what i don't even know if i'm allowed to say yes to that like i don't know if that would be bad repercussions if i said yeah i think they did that do you think adults should get spanked as a punishment still if you're getting spanked it is not for pleasure yeah there's something terribly wrong have you gotten spanked for pleasure before no but live no sometimes i'm not gonna lie liv goes in there for a grab every once in a while and i do not like it i do not what are you saying because it's my no oh yeah oh yeah dude oh no you're not explorative enough i have to put you on blast i have to put you on blast what i'm saying my kid was sick over the weekend uh milo was sick we went and bought a thermometer and i called peyton we're talking about whatever and he goes he sees the thermometer and then malachi is like sucking on it he goes oh is that is that is that a rectum one is that whatever because i thought all baby thermometers went to the butt and i said no it's a three in one tip you can use it under the tongue under the armpit or in the butthole and we're just being idiots if we go down the line that ends up with imagine all three of those at once there's a cold tip in your butt under your tongue and if you're under your armpit i'm like ready you take all my differences like that you treat me like a bowling ball give me a tongue armpit plunge you treat me like that i'm not trying to finish oh oh no yeah dude spanking no it can't happen no isn't that why at what age does spanking stop dude i'm not gonna lie if you can clothe yourself and you're getting spanked that's it's a bit weird it's just getting weird but our parents in school got spanked like my dad that get always thought that gave like racial to me well my dad got spanked he's white ah i know he got the paddle like think about that my my dad my mom too which makes me lose a little respect for them like if my parents are driving to school they would drive to school right they would they would talk too much in class they would get called to the front of the class and get bent over a desk and spanked in front of your peers dude that could i okay at the one year i taught i don't think you realize how much of an impossibility that would be now yeah to it i'm not even talking about rules and regulations standpoint if i told one of these kids that think they're all 30 now yeah i said come to the front you're getting whooped they would it would never happen it would be a one-on-one fight it would never happen that would never happen but like wait in my mind our parents saw our parents my dad's a no no hey right now he's like this hey hey my hey hey hold on call him call him right now oh no no like think about it everybody if you're like the a if you're 21 and above right now watching this podcast and your parents are still with us call your parents and be like why did you let your teachers and principals spank you in school bro that that is insane to think about you're a you can't go out you can't i i never should listen to you i never should listen to you you're getting spanked by random by random adults in the in the 70s like i remember being a kid and my parents trying to spank me and i put up a good fight yeah i was like no no and then my mom did i was like yeah dude just get over with me just like this hurts you think i'm gonna let mr gregory beat me over his science desk are you crazy oh now hold on i just thought of this so now i got a couple teachers i had a couple teachers i would have been like uh what what are you doing oh no i hate to get spanking oh no she goes no food or water in my class i go finish the joke is good i'm getting on a plane dog in that yeah no the way you just said dude you're you're that's so rude the way you just said that is like you literally you're embarrassed to be with me be honest be on the honest on the air right now you're embarrassed to be with me in public say you just spit at me now you're spitting at me oh wow dude oh times have changed you're spitting at me i'm just kidding no i didn't mean it like that no you did though and i can tell from the tears in your eyes i'm just saying first off this whole thing is about me being weird i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm just being weird and i said dude i'm getting on a plane i'm talking about me being wet now and you go in that you look that's that was your face you said in that like you're appalled like you're disgusted you said in that really you're getting on like that it's like you're wearing a bomber jacket like a fleece bomber jacket you're gonna look great you're getting whatever it is it's a suit jacket almost oh even better a suit jacket yeah you're all you're all dusty rusty dad of two friend yeah he's no he's wearing a logo-less black tee and phabletic shorts no i'm saying this i'm wearing this to the knicks game i'm wearing that to the next game i'm wearing that from i'm changing clothes before that oh imagine we didn't have time that's what i'm saying that's why i'm dressed out no i can't my sweats too much i plan on smelling like a square garden i plan on smelling like that's insane i i know i plan on i fully see you first i i can't crack you i can't blow up oh okay yeah yeah you can come take it your looks like a little triangle i can't crack your code right you are like you're so so caring about what others think in some forms so not caring in others what do you there's like a beautiful balance but it's like a mystery all the same time how do you mean you're like the most open guy ever yeah yet the most reserved like you like you you like i'm not gonna clap in public i'm not gonna clap with y'all and have a good moment but my reach on this point that that's like your triple beam balance is never here like it's or it's so much here it is i i'm but i think that's my my sexual appeal is that it's like because you can never quite gauge where i'm at it's like a push and pull like all the time and that's what keeps people interested oh that's very interesting like how are you going to have a thousand dollar fit on i don't way more than that if we if we account for accessories i don't have a thousand dollars i'm talking significantly more than that but the clothes itself okay the clothes have a couple hundred dollars of clothes you look great you clearly have some cologne on right yes but if someone were to accidentally drop their phone near your rear yeah and have to bend over go oh excuse me sir oh yeah and it's just like an elephant husk yeah right here exterminated it's crazy yes you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by i restore your shopping for everyone else making a holiday plans and somehow trying to squeeze it all in but if healthier looking hair and skin have been on your wish list here's a reason to make a little time for yourself to listen iris store makes it easy to bring clinically backed red light therapy into your routine at home no appointments no complicated steps just devices designed to fit into real life even during the holiday 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backward step we're gonna we're gonna disagree right here okay that's fine objectively you like it you like it and love it and you think it's sexy and it's hot and it gives ooh dude i'm on this plane i'm gonna go do business and work man it's gonna be good we're gonna grind and rock it up and come back home there's other people they're going to see their cousin it's fine they don't need to see their cousin they don't need to see their cousin they don't need to see their cousin you should dress nice because you're in public they need to get on the plane they need to abide by the rules and there's no rules about clothes there should be is my thing like like i'm not saying three-piece suit i'm not saying like what like maybe a like a pant and a shirt that's all i'm saying the guideline to require someone to wear a pant and a shirt is the loosest most insane thing pajama pants no no pajama shirt no i'm oh what are you gonna have the materials next yes it has to be 47 polyester no but like a nice like athletic nice again subjective athleisure you could wear athleisure like a golf pant made me like you're gonna make me go by lulu limit no fabletics fabletics so get on the plane yes i wear fabletics on the plane all the time it's not even an ad i wear fabletics every day my this is a fabletics pant that is this is nice this is breathable it's almost like a sweat pant but you could wear it anytime you want you know i'm saying there should be some sort of decorum on a shirt you could wear a short let me say that you can wear a short make it denim make it make it golf make it something nice you know what i'm saying or maybe okay no no i need your psychology why i need your why and you can't talk about you just because pay it hard and wants everyone to look nice what would an actual reasoning be that people need to wear golf shorts on a plane to new york city in november the same way you have to dress certain ways to go into a restaurant no shoes no shirt no service no shirt if you have no shirt you're not getting on a boeing dare i say that an airplane is more of a luxury service than a restaurant that is a high ticket item no it's not planes are expensive no yeah high ticket on the price that doesn't make it more of a luxury yes it does no it does not yes it does no it does not i think that's what luxury is is the expense of it yes i'm not saying i'm looking at you less i'm just saying i think we should all like make things a better environment by dressing better and i i'm saying that too with your service animals like like i'm like like i think and this is wrong to say and i might get cancelled that's not that's not a service animal like that that is that is not a service animal i know the route you're going he has a lazy eye like that dog is up bro i was on a plane back from san diego and there was this little bulldog in front of me and they put him on the little armrest and you sit in there the whole time and he kept farting he kept farting and he was a bulldog or the french bulldogs a little miniature they had a frenchie as this i don't even know if those can get certified to be a service you know it was like they put him on an amazon vest like it was like he was he was dude stolen valor stolen valor for a service dog you need to go to not even jail you just need to be isolated there's too much stolen valor in the service animal community fact you can spend twenty dollars and get that amazon prime to your house in two days or even overnight there has to be some service dog there has to be some sort of test that's a stolen valor that's no yeah i am okay is it bad that if i see a service dog that is not like an elite breed i immediately discredit them is that a little messed up yes but i agree with you okay no i agree with you that's fine and i can be messed up because certain breeds now this might be dogism this might be a little dog racism and we're gonna you know we're gonna be honest and we'd love to be educated leave it in the comments like like labradors service service dog german shepherds service dog golden retrievers service dog chewinis bull can't be a service dog ruby doesn't deserve that high of like that high of decorated skills she can't possess it because they don't cannot possess their tooth they don't have this they're not equipped with the skills they're not to navigate a panic attack she has luxating patellas she has weak legs she goes outside poop sniffs it takes a little nibble and comes back in that's she's not servicing anybody she's not servicing her her own gut microbiome she is not a service animal no one in her lineage or line of dogs should be that you can't what is the chewini servicing no no maybe emotional support yes we we need to differentiate emotional support from service a different patch there has to be a different patch if you need the emotional support 100 fine take the animal it needs to say em what emotional support emotional support dog esd esd confused with that list because you're going to need a lot of support like that's like this is the same thing an emotional support dog is like rotc like it's fine like anybody can sign up in high school you have to go to lunch afterwards right anybody can do it you're not in the marine course take the same out to protest exactly a service animal went through boot camp and is enlisted and can get shipped off at any time overseas to iran that's how it should be that's how it should that's how it should be if my dog can get called up to go join the navy seals yeah to go to to go to uh uh wherever jakarta yeah yeah sure then absolutely right that's a service that's a service that's a dog that deserves a steak that's a dog that deserves top-of-the-line treatment right ultimate respect and love if i have a little uh frenchie yeah it wasn't even bred properly it has problems breathing right and he has a vest you can't because i throw a vest on him he's now cool though it's stolen valor it's have you seen i saw this thing on tick tock and i don't know how real it is but uh also it got interrupted in the middle of the video because there was a gorilla that flipped me off but it was one of those like animated videos i tell you like super informational oh okay and it was like did you know that when a police dog loses a tooth in action like if it bites somebody and it loses like one of its canines what they do is is basically they take the tooth if they could find it they make a like a like a like a like a molding a silver molding like the silver like hard molding yeah and they put it back so they just got a silver tooth in there did you know that if i come to your house and you have a german shepherd that has a silver fang and medals on the wall you're the coolest person you're the coolest person ever you're the coolest person ever and i hate people that expect me to trust their dogs whenever i walk into their house dude i i don't know if we've ever agreed more i don't know if i've ever agreed more and that is like i'm now i'm not the one to jump like i know a couple guys they'll straight up put a dent in your hood like if they see a car but i'm not the one to jump from it or i have to get on top but i'm not like i'm not just oh she doesn't bite and then i'm on the ground giving her belly scratches no it's like she doesn't bite you brother this animal yeah this is a this is an animal this is a beast you've domesticated and even hotter take those people that are on tick tock they like super train their dogs it's like ice ice and they like jumps and it's like 18 feet in the air and they're off of a leash and buckies oh my god i don't left it by the front door i don't give a i'm call i'm calling someone i don't care about the animal i don't care how trained your dog is you're like animal you're gonna go in for a brisket sandwich and beaver nuggets you're gonna come back you don't have a pet i'm calling i'm calling animal control he left his dog i saw that same thing yes he said i just got east donuts and flips and posing he just 50 feet in the air that breed a malouise or whatever super athletic dog so impressive i don't give a oh dude now this might sound like the most karen and i really don't matter too much you don't matter too much no it doesn't matter too much to me sorry on leash off leash yeah now this is dogism this is dog racism whatever call me what you want oh my god what are you about to say if you have a big breed dog yeah needs to be on a leash yes 100 if you have a small breed dog that does not pose serious threat to like if i look at your dog and i can and i can make a 30-yard field goal with it i don't care if you have it on this or not push comes to shove i can punch that it's gone i win that battle yeah it's gone yeah yeah now if you have a if you have a 120 pound cane corso that you train with german that you say german words do it ishkay and i aiko yeah and it knows stuff right and it's just walking that's not okay with me no i don't like that we both pay the same hoa so who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna bend the knee i under i 100% understand where you're coming from i do agree i don't care how trained your dog is i don't care how i don't care if it's served six years so i'll give him a salute yeah salute a dictorian right i will give him the respect i'll say thank you for your service ask for a paw shake there we go keep that mother on a harness brother like an animal it's like i don't care how trained it is we can't read its mind yeah it is a beast walking amongst hey humans and we're big people too some dogs might be more scared of that yeah you know what dogs attack the most scared dogs yes when a dog is scared it's their fight or flight right i'm not some little little chunky little four-year-old kid walking up going puppy puppy that's cute yes i'm a big guy trying to walk to my mailbox i hate a big dog in front of me talking about oh it doesn't bite but it's jumping at the chain oh he's doesn't bite he doesn't buy like get the out of my lawn what do you mean he doesn't bite he's dragging you across the sidewalk he's good gunner no gunner calm down gunner gunner it's like it's another thing dude walking around my neighborhood if you can't control your dog on the walk don't walk it stay inside stay inside like get a different dog or lift some weights like i like that's a pet peeve of mine when people get drugged by their dogs oh my there is an infamous video it's in the apartment what happened it's at an apartment complex this woman of course it's a white woman of course why wouldn't it be she's this big ass dog okay and of course her dog yanks jumps off the lead like the leash is still on but yanks out of the woman's hand and is going to attack this black man and his dog and i mean it's i mean you could write this in hollywood like it is perfect scenario primetime racism it is unbelievable yeah this woman it is the most unathletic thing you will ever see she gets up she tries to so it's all the pov is some another neighbor filming it from like the like third third fourth floor of the apartment yeah they're just out like the yard the dude immediately scoops his dog and is holding it on his shoulder and you can tell immediately the dog the big dog that got off from the white woman he's not trying to attack the guy rather than trying to get the dog trying to get the pooch yeah but same thing we just said we don't know this dog and this dog's jumping up at me trying to get my dog so he's trying to protect his dog like this moving the woman falls so the dog yanks she goes oh she falls she's down for like five seconds and she's like oh and she goes to get up she literally goes like this i swear to god she goes up she goes falls again and i swear to god she does it again the woman recording goes the woman recording goes man get up get your dog and this woman this white woman's literally she's like this it's it's the most drill like dramatic cartoonish she's like this she's like oh and like just stumbling dude you can tell people that have never been in high pressure situations like that their body can't control it they literally just freak out like their bodies can't handle it it's so good that's such a good video dude there's another video uh i have so many dog videos i guess i just never say but there's another video of like these two dudes like it's like there's two big bull dudes in a park and um they had two big dogs each one of them had a big dog and the two dudes start fighting boom boom boom boom they start fighting right and then the the dogs see that their humans are fighting so the dogs look at each other and go boom and then they start fighting that's like the biggest thing i've ever seen in a it was it was elite i hate to see dogs fighting but it's elite dude dogs fighting is like scary it is they're like again they're animals yeah it's like there's no technique based like they're going for they're going for the gills the dog and their teeth 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juice hit my face it was little worm juice hit my face it was little worm juice hit my face it was because it squirted when i was putting them on because it squirted when i was putting them on because it squirted when i was putting them on he said he said he said oh it was gross so i love fishing like i'm oh it was gross so i love fishing like i'm oh it was gross so i love fishing like i'm on a big fishing thing you are i see that guy on a big fishing thing you are i see that guy on a big fishing thing you are i see that guy by the way that always tags us every day he's by the way that always tags us every day he's by the way that always tags us every day he's like on day 105 he deserves something like on day 105 he deserves something like on day 105 he deserves something first off you need to hear this we see first off you need to hear this we see first off you need to hear this we see you right well let's give some context you right well let's give some context you right well let's give some context there's a guy that that tags us on there's a guy that that tags us on there's a guy that that tags us on instagram every day and on tick tock instagram every day and on tick tock instagram every day and on tick tock every day and he's like day 101 of every day and he's like day 101 of every day and he's like day 101 of tagging ysk until they go fishing with tagging ysk until they go fishing with meaning fishes first of all how do you have that much time to go fishing he does it every day unless you're batch recording fishing like switching shirts he's he's fishing every it has to be like yeah literally like a quarter mile from his house or something rich respect but let's give it let's address him yeah let's okay i don't know what it is we'll sit down and internally maybe we maybe we come up with a deadline to really see how far you'll go 365 is my deadline 365. if you can go one year one year straight i'll buy you a pond if he goes a year straight we fish with him we'll fish with him there you go we'll finish with him but i love fishing bro that was the most awkward sip of water i've ever seen really was it bad you said i love fishing bro but you couldn't get a great i hope somebody is like i just realized what i did i was like fondling i was doing hand motion for whatever yeah so you can't get a girl yeah yeah you'd be oh oh dude don't even start you would make someone feel great oh i'd get paid i'd get paid we have a lot of friends that would take it notice how i skipped the word i would hope it's like a prerequisite like do you think i'm surprised i go finally like why are you exactly like why did i say it like did you see i did it i skipped the word dude i've been working really hard you know how i always say it that's how i did that is how that came out but no um all right young doll i look yeah it sucks um so good i i love fishing so much i want to go like i'm going as soon as we get back from new york you know how i have like a really slight touch of the tiz yeah and like we all do but yeah but mine is like i get like weird like i'm a texture kind of guy i feel like just mild in like it's not slight i'd say it's mild i'm like a four out of ten five out of ten i'm a mild to like i'm i'm leaning towards past mild yeah yeah yeah so but one of my things is like i get like i don't like textures or like things like it makes my hands and my wrist go like this like you know my tickle ear yeah like i don't like i i get like really bad and it's starting to you turn into a barn owl something in your ear you go oh you know that's what i'm horny no i'm talking not that i like whenever my ears get played with but i'm talking about like just in general like right now thinking about my ear i i get like i have to like move my wrist that's why you're so tight in your upper back yeah yeah that makes sense i can't like right now i'm kind of stimming like i don't like it oh god and so um he said oh i swear it gets bad um whoo i'm getting hot oh calm down here i'll ground you uh shut up okay so but i realized when i was fishing i caught a fish for the first time since i was a kid because i've been fishing but i never catch anything yeah but this time i was fishing you can see on sarah's tick tock she caught eight fish i caught two yeah she was she was catching she was nice and it but sarah she was catching fish and her mom was there with us too right um and so she was catching fish she was grabbing them off the grabbing the fish unhooking it she was looking at it and throwing it back right and i was like dude that's she's back yeah it's so cool yeah i wanted to catch a fish so i caught i got it's my turn right i'm going i catch one i go now i grab my fish now when sarah was caught her fish it was just hanging there and she just grabbed it i caught my fish and it was my face was like oh and so I was like oh I was like oh so I was really trying to grab but I couldn't grab it oh my god I bet that was the funniest yes and then Sarah's mom was like happy for me good job Peyton you caught one I'm like I'm about to be 30 yeah and then Sarah's like babe she's like good job babe and she's recording me oh and so I'm like I'm like I'm like stop living and so I go to get so Sarah I'm trying to grab it I get a little grip on it right he finally slows down I get a grip on it right I don't know how to grab fish that's my first fish I've ever grabbed and so I'm holding it right and Sarah and I'm like she can see me panicking and so she goes babe do you need help and I go back up I go move back and so I'm holding it and I'm trying to get the hook but I'm shaking a little bit because I'm nervous and then the fish squirms one time and I release and so the fish goes flying right and I know and then she's like babe and then I grab it and then off the floor and I didn't know the back of their fins is sharp and so if you don't grab it a certain way it will poke so I went to grab it and it stabbed me and Sarah's like right over me and it stabbed me and I freaked out and I hit Sarah in the face with the back of my hand and then the fish goes flying and she goes babe calm the down she goes babe you're not supposed to oh fish God goddamn calm down oh exactly and then and then I see Laura Sarah's mom she's recording she literally goes it's embarrassing bro she's like good job kid good job kiddos she just puts it away but I I've found a community to a community online of people that have like autism like me and like have sensory problems that they all but they're like pro fishermen and they like have guides to like how to get over it and stuff but so I just wear a glove now don't no matter what the size of the fish is I'll wear a glove and you can always just finger it bro finger that fish right it depends it depends but the fish you're catching majority more than likely you can think well the fish I was catching were the size of this mic at most so you can just grab it yeah but I'm saying I'm not lifting a fish that's like yeah if you're ever scared and it's that size fish you can lip it if you're going to catch in real you'd lip the fish what is this 224th of July's ago do you wear a glove no bro those fish they don't have like teeth but I'm saying this itty bitty small like you're yes you might but you're better off like if it was like a coin flip it wouldn't be 50 50 it'd be like 70 30. regardless like the little if you're starting to get like regular fish and catfish and all that fish I'm not even holding the catfish because they got the blades coming out of them oh and they got the little whiskers they look like a little creep yeah but I didn't I would beat the catfish like if I had to bro oh my god I'd slap a catfish they look creepy and they taste great yeah but I but the thing with catfish is I didn't know because I'm like I'm fish talk now I'm really trying to learn because I really want to like learn you're turning into CJ I hope you know that you are turning into CJ oh my god you're turning into you're turning into CJ you know CJ fully removed disassembled reassembled and moved the bed upstairs within like 10 minutes without me knowing that's CJ he's leaking on you he updated my whole PC and reorganized my room oh that gave him pure joy that gave him joy and purpose and education that gave him that that's that gave him life honestly installed four Wi-Fi extenders yeah oh I lived with her where was I mind you he did that in one day yeah but he couldn't come to my football party he couldn't come to my football party where he had to do nothing but show up eat food drink and leave yet you become Bob the Builder you become an electrician and you become a home a home decor pro all in an afternoon not even a day an afternoon I would say under an hour under an hour it's an impressive that is insane he's an impressive man he is you can say whatever you want about him he is I mean literally one of a there is nobody that is the most one of one you talk about 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out which drink is which okay that's easy let's go all right so one of these is disgusting and one of these is good yep you can use you can use okay we're going to smell method I mean this one is disgusting okay we're going to smell method I mean this one is - It's like absolutely bubbling. - Pay, no! - There's no. - Why would you drink it? - It's like lemon. - You told me to pick which one was good. - You're supposed to pick it first! You're supposed to, oh. - This. - Oh. - Yeah, this one's just normal water. This one's like lemon, kind of like, it's like, medicine. - Why did you drink it? - You told me to pick which one was the worst. - And if you got it right, you didn't have to drink it! - You didn't say that. - Payton, you just drank laxatives. You just drank laxatives, dawg. You just drank laxatives. You just drank almost a half a bottle of. Oh no, we're getting on a plane. - No, that's your. - I know I'm. - Is that lemon? - Lemon! - Lemon! - No, I can't. - Lemon! - You know what's gonna happen to me. - You're gonna. - No, no, I can't. No, no, I can't. I cannot do that. - Payton, I said, your job is to figure out which drink is the bad one. Don't-- - Who the pours laxatives into something without telling them? - I thought it was a good game! - You laxatives! If you smell it, you went, ooh, lemony. My guess is this one. And I'd go, you're right. You don't have to drink it. Fun part was, it's laxatives. Let's move to the next round. Now you're f***ed. What's going to happen to me? I'm going to s***. I'm going to s***. I'm going to s***. This says, this says, it can work. I'm not f***ing with you, bro. This says, generally produces a bowel movement as soon as half an hour. We have a f***ing flight in an hour. And it's a three and a half hour flight. Kim, I'm not f***ing joking, bro. We can't do s*** about it. You drank it. Did I say drink? Did I throw up? Did I throw up? Dude, if you purge yourself over some laxatives, that's crazy. I'm about to purge out of my a** if I can't help it. I would rather poop than throw up, but that's a. I can't poop on a plane. That's a bromance decision. I don't think I'm going to throw up. You can't purge yourself, bro. It's just like. There's no podcast. I'm not having fun. I understand. You cannot do this to me. It's done! You did it to yourself! Why would you tell me to drink it? I never. Roll the tape. I never said drink it. He told me to drink it. I said one of these is going to be amazing. Tastes amazing. That's not laxatives. Saline laxatives! Let me see it. Let me see it. You're joking. It's a prank. Tell me that doesn't smell the same. It looked the same. What else am I going to get that looks like water, idiot? This was supposed to be the easiest round. I poured water in one cup. One cup, laxatives in the other. It's flavored. Because you're supposed to go, what the hell? This is lemon. Why does it taste like lemon water? I got kombucha and strawberry banana smoothies for the next round. Which one's the water? That's the laxatives. I'm having a panic attack. Look how much you drank. You probably drank about that much left. You probably drank. He probably drank there to the top. There's a little bit left in that cup. What is. What the f*** is wrong with you? You. This isn't. That's literally. You literally just poured. This is. You could have got an energy drink. Like a nasty energy drink that's clear. They're not clear too often. They got sucrose. I got to call Sarah. I'm not going to. I'm not getting on this flight. I'm d***ed, bro. You're going alone. I'm not doing this. You can't go. No, hell no. Hell no. I'm not doing this. I'm not getting on a four-hour flight. And I'm flying economy too. Okay, you need to. No, I don't feel good, bro. I don't feel good. I'm on an empty stomach too. What happens? I haven't eaten breakfast. You're probably going to s*** soon. I'm going to. I'm going to have a. Oh, you're going to s*** your thoughts and desires. You're f***ing laughing? No. I'm not trying to. This is just an unbelievable moment. This. You're not supposed. You just. You threw that back like it was a shot of tequila. I had to. It's. I was testing. I. It didn't say drink. I said guess. The name of the game is guess the drink. Not taste it. Who the f***. Who the f***. Pour somebody. Knowingly pour someone laxatives. And in the rules, doesn't say, Hey, probably don't drink them. I'm getting lightheaded. The game is. One's going to be gross. If you just get to drink them both, you go, Ew, this one f***ing sucks. What game is that? You're supposed to look, deter, Sherlock Holmes your way around the cup. If you get it wrong. If you pour me two liquids, and I'm getting lightheaded. If you pour me two liquids in a thing and say to test which one's going to be nasty, the. Let me throw up. I f***ing can't. I hate diarrhea. I hate diarrhea. You might have it. You might have. But hey, honestly, it's like a free cleanse. If you think of it like that. It's not a free. You drink it. Hell no. Drink it. F*** no. No, I'm sorry. Then don't give me some positive affirmations. Are you crazy? Why? I'm. I'm literally having a panic attack, bro. I've never had laxatives. It's like my biggest fear. It's like that and Benadryl. I'm so. I'm so sorry. I love you to death. All jokes aside, all pot aside, I did not say. You literally just. You dove balls deep. No one told you to sip it. That was the first thing in my mind, was to sip it. When you pour me two drinks and say, test which one's nasty. What the f***? What the f*** am I supposed to do? Twiddling around? I'm gonna throw up. I can't record it. I can't go to New York. I can't. We have to. I cannot. What are you looking at? Texting my primary care physician. And her name's Sarah. All right, well, okay. Get us out of here. Get to a toilet. Get us out of here. Get to a toilet. You f***. I'm not recording anymore. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, the good old jolly internet's gonna come after me once again. Is that not crazy? It's not supposed to happen. In the thing you say, I said yes. All right, everybody. I appreciate you coming back. I mean, this is unbelievable. What happens now? You're probably just gonna s***. I don't know if it's my brain or not, but I'm literally like. You're panicking a little bit. I'm already turtling. Oh, no. I mean, half an hour. We've been going about 10 minutes. You got about 20 left. So, odds are. How long is it? In the car. It says for 24-hour coverage. Who the f***? I'm gonna have diarrhea for 24 hours? Take this product two or more hours before or after drugs. Drugs? Accidents may affect how other drugs work. Never take more than a full bottle in under a 24-hour period. But do a half in one minute. Are you. Did you even dilute it? I didn't. Straight to. See, like, that smells lemony. That's why I drank it. You tough. Episode 241. Appreciate you coming back. We absolutely love y'all. You already know the. The link's in the description below. YSK Unplugged. We got the Patreon. Go join an amazing community. Find another friend. Talk to them about it. I swear on everything I love, I did not mean for this man. to drink the laxatives. That is the game. And honestly, we're probably going to update you on how this goes. Because this is unbelievable. And this is going to be a moment. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was kind of having fun. Now, not fun, but this is going to be insane. But we absolutely love you. He looks pissed. I'm not pissed. I'm not. I'm not pissed. I'm. Oh, God. Yeah, we got to get out of here. We got to get into a medical room. Oh, we got to get into a medical professional. Okay, so we absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. I'm thinking about this flyer. N-S-A. N-S-A. Now, that sounds like an actual thing. I don't know. But N-S-A. New service animals. New service animals. N-S-A. Leave it everywhere. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. New swollen assholes. What did I get about that? Remember. We absolutely love you. Watch out. There's a lot of. My toes are getting tingly. There's a lot of water. Oh, dude. If you're. Yeah, it's going to be. It's going to be one of the most. We're going to take Claugers. I'll make it home to Christmas. I want to see you next time. No, he'll be good. 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