The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 Nominations - PART ONE

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I can't believe we're here again. Cheers to that. Cheers. To another unveiling of the Cultural Award nominations. Hmm. I love that. I've never tried that. It's wonderful first time. But this is the fifth time. We'll be doing the "Last Cultures," those cultural awards. And wouldn't you know what they are airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously? On June 17th? That's Wednesday, June 17th. That'll be an exciting night, Boen. What time is it? I don't know. I think it's nine. I know it's nine. It could be. It's on after the valley. There's no way of knowing. Yeah. Well, let's get started, Charlie. Sure. Here are the nominees. In the category of most iconic building or structure, the nominees are. The Flatiron Edely, the Barclays Center, aka Ellie the Elephant's House, the Millennial apartment in the drama, SpongeBob's Pineapple Home, and the Bellhouse. These are the nominees for most iconic building or structure. In the category of best movie of all time, the nominees are. Wicked one, parasites, Jumanji, and inconvenient truth. A lot of good that did. And Gaga, five foot two. These are the nominees for best movie of all time. In the category of fastest four-legged mammal, the nominees are. Little dog running away from owner with Salami in mouth, Cheetah, Wild stallion. Me, when Dave Matthewsman is back on tour, and my mom, when Black Friday hit 2009, online shopping, not as prevalent. These are the nominees for fastest four-legged mammal. In the category of put your hearts up award for excellence in seeing someone from far away, the nominees are two finger salutes shouting over here. There's the killer, slowly approaching each other to a song, like in high school musical three, and squinting and saying she can't come to my birthday, but she can come to this. Got it. These are the nominees for put your hearts up award for excellence in seeing someone from far away. In the category of best temperature, the nominees are medium rare. Sunny but breezy, 74 degrees, hot for October, and medium well below deck. These are the nominees for best temperature. In the category of Lil Avocado who is a man award for iconic designs on graphic socks, the nominees are Argyle, Cheeseburgers, Strawberry people with various emotions. He says, I'm a fucking bitch and don't care who knows. And ones that say top or bottom, nasty pig. These are the nominees for Lil Avocado who is a man award for iconic designs on graphic socks. In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are, uh oh, you left your mandolin slicer where your keyboard usually is, dog bites your eye and just your eye. You drop baby, but it's totally unharmed, but it lands on a button opening a trap door and you fall in ass first, baby's still good, better even laughing. Smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish. And you're having a sandwich and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now, every time you go through TSA, it beeps. These are the nominees for most uncommon accident. In the category of outstanding dinner party contribution, the nominees are, Child Rose, a general knowledge of most media, an empty clear intestine, a fire extinguisher. You don't know what they're equipped with at the home and an epipent to share. These are the nominees for outstanding dinner party contribution. In the category of best thing that could change your life for two weeks, the nominees are, Ube and if you don't know, that's a yam of the Philippines, air fryer, a crush that doesn't care if you live or die, Jacob, let them buy Mel Robbins and new girl at work. What's her deal, Rachel? These are the nominees for best thing that could change your life for two weeks. In the category of best thing that could change your life permanently, the nominees are rehab. Since your rich uncle died with no kids, you're the sole inheritor, but you have a horrible gambling addiction. So this blessing has become a curse, surgery, all, ayahuasca for sure. And you made a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard and it really paid off. These are the nominees for best thing that could change your life permanently. In the category of the Mouse in the House Award for Quiet but Powerful, the nominees are unionizing the workplace, a fart after eating a cucumber, a mall cluny, the Benajezerit until they're not and dialogue in any prestige TV show such as Slow Horses on Apple TV, I never seen this. These are the nominees for the Mouse in the House Award for Quiet but Powerful and the category of the bootylicious prize for it is a word now. The nominees are slater, microdermabrasion, legitimately, frame mag and tea. These are the nominees for the bootylicious prize for it is a word now. In the category of best little creature, the nominees are Grogu, hamsters non-violent, Rocky, Project Helmeri, Toad, Mario, and the miniature wife on Peacock. These are the nominees for best little creature. In the category of lumpy shirt award for thing that's doing you no favors, the nominees are flannel sheets waiting for Dorite waiting on the world to change, waiting on the world to change, John Mayer, and that lack of confidence you got this, Steve, so many of your friends love you and those that don't pay them no mind. These are the nominees for lumpy shirt award for thing that's doing you no favors. In the category of best celebrity nature name, the nominees are the rock, sky, for era, ivy, woke, tree pain, and gorillas. These are the nominees for best celebrity nature name, in the category of the A.K.A. award for other way to say that, the nominees are. I'm going to head back to the hotel, A.K.A. I'm going to jerk it. T-A-K-A, I agree, young day. That's to die for, aka, that's good. Old gay. Devolicious, aka sounds good to me, stupid gay. And K, aka, sounds bad, phone. These are the nominees for aka award for other way to say that. In the category of best way to ride with your bitches, the nominees are, the train to the beach. Speedboat, arms linked, but wait. Who's steering? Zooted, often edible. We're all clear and pre-checked. Let's go. Mexico City ain't ready for us. We're four white gays in our forties. Beer bike bar tour in a former Confederate city. We're four white women in our forties. Everyone is cowarding in fear. And in the line, all marching toward the queen. You're an ant. We love her. We serve her. Each of you carrying a giant crumb. These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches. In the category of, I love you award for best three words together. The nominees are, it's barely noticeable. My bill passed, orange vanilla coxero, boarding group seven, and move that bus. These are the nominees for, I love you award for best three words together. In the category of, don't repeat this award for rumor. We are making up the nominees are. Wordal is collecting all of our data. You can swallow gum and it comes right out. Coaxero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont. And, Kamala O'Merry. These are the nominees for, don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up. In the category of, most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet. The nominees are. Ricochet. Gelateria. Pizza. Pronounced. Pizza. Bugonia. And Clara. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet. I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of the What Happened to Her Podcast. We're kicking off the season with the Sandra Birchmore story, a case the police wrote off as a suicide in a snowstorm. Her family never bought it and the man they suspected wore a badge. You never know who that devil is because he's wearing disguise. Sometimes it's a police uniform. And, you can get access to all episodes 100% ad free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription exclusively on Apple Podcasts. Available only to iHeart True Crime Plus subscribers. So don't wait, head to Apple Podcasts, search for iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today. The WNBA playoffs are about to begin. The talent is insane and the personalities are giving main character energy. And of course, the fans love it. But 30 years ago, when the leak first started, it was a different story. I remember sitting with a couple of male writers all whining about, "Oh, what are they gonna do if they break a nail?" And that one's gonna show up. But from the very beginning, there were two teams that captured everyone's attention. The comments were the real deal. I mean, come on. The Liberty never gave up. They never stopped fighting. I knew that rivalry was going to be amazing from the beginning. I'm Carrie Champion and this is biggest rivalries of all time, season two. The New York Liberty versus the Houston comments, the very first rivalry of the WNBA. They picked us to finish last and they picked them to finish first. That's all you need to know. I remember looking around thinking this is going to change things. Basketball was going to have this fundamental impact on the way. People viewed women athletes. Listen to biggest rivalries of all time on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Is there bad blood between you and the comments as you guys meet again in the championship? Oh, we're coming back to win. Back to school is here and you know what that means. 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He talked friendly. He sounded friendly. They won't knew that I did the scary boogie stuff and this is maybe she'll find out where this girl is. I saw him violent. Backhanded a bow. And that's exactly what made us all think. He had something to do with it. The clock is ticking down and the woods are calling. There are a lot of demons in Putnam County, but I've met the devil and he's real. I'm Paul Solitarov and this is season two of The Devil's Quarry. Listen to The Devil's Quarry season two on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear The Devil's Quarry season two add free with exclusive content, subscribe to Love A For Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. In the category of Real Housewives Award, for best way to start a confrontation, the nominees are. So thank you for meeting me here. You owe me an apology. I am never speaking to you again. No, not here. And your disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your children are disgusting. These are the nominees for the Real Housewives Award for best way to start a confrontation. In the category of Hunger Games Award, for best huge franchise, the nominees are. M&Ms, The Brontay Sisters, Goosebumps, A24, Movies Merchant More, and Golden Retrievers. These are the nominees for Hunger Games Award for best huge franchise. In the category of Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind, the nominees are. Kate McKinnon, Wanda Sykes, Brandy Carlyle Commune with those amazing twins. The Friend to Lover to Enemy to Friend Trope, and the WNBA, 83%, Conservative Estimate. These are the nominees for Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind. In the category of Best Space Excellence in Outer Space, the nominees are. Project Hail Mary, Gravity by Sandra Bullock. Him, the Outer Space Chimp, he did die, but not from Outer Space. What you're finally demanding from your sister, now that you're both in space. And Chromatica by Lady Gaga. These are the nominees for Best Space Excellence in Outer Space. In the category of Best Vibes Hands Down, the nominees are. Stanley Tucci when he's in Italy. Seth Myers, Kenny Chesney at the Sphere. Just having dinner on Pride Weekend while a shoday album plays at a respectful volume. Conversation flowing. No drugs or alcohol in sight. Well, maybe one glass of wine. And Mia Calabrese, Summer House. These are the nominees for Best Vibes Hands Down. In the category of the God must have spent a little more time on you award for Divinity, the nominees are. Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, Adi Bryant, and Madonna. These are the nominees for the God must have spent a little more time on you award for Divinity. I had to. I love that song. I'm so happy that's a category. In the category of the Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media, the nominees are. Bono. Mora Higgins. the city of Boston, soda bread, and beautiful sheep. These are the nominees for the "Corn to Beef" award for Irish representation in media. In the category of the Linda Blair award for most terrifying child or children in media, the nominees are. The children of weapons, the child of adolescence, the adults of euphoria season three, teens and daya in the drama, and Angelica, Rugrats. These are the nominees for the Linda Blair award for most terrifying child or children in media. In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are. We didn't know a dog was home. Several different parts of the ring, depending on your POV. Getting this text, "Hi, this is Cory Booker." December 31, 1999, and hereditary little diva head come off. These are the nominees for the scariest moment in history. In the category of the "Break Me Off" piece of that award for men, we want to dip in the chocolate. These are the nominees for the "Break Me Off" piece of that award for men, we want to dip in the chocolate. In the category of most poignant title, the nominees are the hunting wives. Are the wives doing the hunting? Are they being hunted? Heated rivalry. I believe this is a double entendre. Pluribus because plurr. One battle after another can really do be that way sometimes, huh? And Scarpetta. Any questions? These are the nominees for most poignant title. In the category of "PDA of the Year," the nominees are. Coldplay Jumbo Tron Super Scandal. Timothy thanking his partner of three years, Colley Jenner. Madison Chalk and Evan Bates, ice dancing. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox spotted canoeing outside of Chateau, Marmont. And the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. These are the nominees for "PDA of the Year." In the category of "Tokyo Disney Sea Land of Great Beauty" award, the nominees are. Antarctica. Diker Heights during Christmas. Roku City. Everything the sun touches, and on that note, Pride Rock. And Forest where Shakespeare's wife gives birth to Hamnet near the big hole. These are the nominees for "Tokyo Disney Sea Land of Great Beauty" award. In the category of "Fantasia Barino Award for Vocal Oomph," the nominees are. Alex Newell Shocked. Gandalf. The Benejeseret. Charlotte Screaming. No! At Mr. Big. And Toad Scream, Mario. These are the nominees for "Fantasia Barino Award for Vocal Oomph." In the category of "Claudia Winkelman Award for Excellence in Bangs," the nominees are. Ivy Woke. Katherine Zeta Jones, Chicago. Michelle Obama for a second, if you remember. Lord Farquad Shrek. And Lisa Blackpink go over the eyebrows. These are the nominees for "Claudia Winkelman Award for Excellence in Bangs." In the category of "Favorite Room in the House if we're being so real," the nominees are. Kitchen area. Hosts bedroom during the party. We're kissing. Does the pool count? Guest House. Yeah. I grew up with a guest house. It was sick. And. Billiards Room. Yeah. I grew up with a Billiards Room. But I'm just like you. I called it pool. These are the nominees for "Favorite Room in the House if we're being so real." In the category of "Feelings we have and are ready to say," the nominees are. It's you. It's always been you. I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yep. I'm gay. American nationalism is a lie. But it's 3pm, 4th of July, and I want a hotdog. Beautiful. And. Remember before when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don't think I was wrong. I think you were wrong. And you owe me an apology. These are the nominees for "Feelings we have and are ready to say." In the category of "Best Neckline," the nominees are. Deep V. Mark Turtle. Classic crew. They really found it there. One that swoops down to the belly button on a red carpet, such as J-Lo. And blazer, no shirt on a red carpet, such as gay guy. These are the nominees for "Best Neckline." In the category of "Best Picture, Literal Picture," the nominees are. Olivia Rodrigo. You've seen pretty sad for a girl so in love, album cover. Official LMK movie poster. Vintage splash mountain on ride photo with cousin we don't speak to anymore. One of Paul Mezcle and Gracie Abrams together. And Charles Melton, I.D. Magazine cover. These are the nominees for "Best Picture, Literal Picture." In the category of "Sound Only We Can Hear," the nominees are. Addison Rae's whistle tones. That humming sound. Do you hear that humming sound? Is it the AC? It's like a loud humming sound. Like, wow. Neighbors Gasm. My dog telling me to kill. And the difference between good jazz and bad jazz. These are the nominees for "Sound Only We Can Hear." I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of "The What Happened to Her Podcast." We're kicking off the season with the Sandra Birchmore story. A case the police wrote off as a suicide in a snowstorm. And you can get access to all episodes 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription exclusively on Apple Podcasts. I'm Keri Champion and this is biggest rivalries of all time, season two. I remember looking around, thinking this is going to be the best thing to do. And they picked them to finish first. I remember looking around, thinking this is going to change things. Basketball was going to have this fundamental impact on the way people viewed women athletes. Listen to biggest rivalries of all time on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We're coming back to win. Jurti Rush is on. As campuses come back to life and brush week kicks into high gear. Joining me, Gia Judeis, Daisy Ken and Jen Fessler. We're going in on the secret handshakes, passwords, traditions and rituals. Whether you're a py-fi or a kaya adult a gamma or an 80 py, Jurti Rush takes you deep inside Greek life. Let's get dirty. Listen to Jurti Rush on the IHOR radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. He acted friendly. He talked friendly. He sounded friendly. They all knew that I did the scary boogie stuff and this is maybe she'll find out. with this girl is. I saw him violent, backhanded a foul. And that's exactly what made us all think he had something to do with it. I'm Paul Solitarov and this is Season 2 of The Devil's Quarry. Listen to The Devil's Quarry Season 2 on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear The Devil's Quarry Season 2 add free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava For Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. The category of most fun activity in theory, the nominees are. Birthday at an indoor skydiving place. Shall we have a foot race? All of garden if you love shitting right away. Barbeque down at the nude beach and dinner party with the chef. What if it's bad even though he's a chef? These are the nominees for most fun activity in theory. And the category of what to say when the group picture is taking a bit too long. The nominees are. Okay. I think we got it. A silly one and then we're done. Lauren's phone actually has the better camera. I can take it. I don't mind taking it. These are the nominees for what to say when the group picture is taking a bit too long. And the category of poor and hub category we would never click on. The nominees are. Two guys who are both teachers. Who is the one learning? Police officers Bukaki. Ultimately Capaganda. Software. What is this TV? Solo for what I'm paying. And when the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins in his head. These are the nominees for poor and hub category we would never click on. We all know the one. In the category of craziest car passenger behavior. The nominees are. Eating soup in car. You have to go over. You don't. Screaming fighting with your brother. He is six and you are eight. Slowly psychologically breaking down your mother. You're a psychopath. You are six. And all the wrong words to where is my husband. These are the nominees for craziest car passenger behavior. In the category of C shell award for thing that simply will not matter later. The nominees are. Button that is extra on shirts. Birthday card from grandma. She doesn't remember writing this. So why should you keep it? Sorry grandma. Love you bitch. And also receipts. Shirt from the 5K your family ran together. And college. These are the nominees for C shell award for thing that simply will not matter later. In the category of top fact about Greta Gerwig that you may not know. The nominees are. She's married to Noah Klumbutch. Avid dinner fan. Net worth between 16 and 25 million via AI overview. Has a cameo in the dance the night music video starring Duolipa. And unavailable to attend the cultural awards due to commitments filming Narnia. These are the nominees for top fact about Greta Gerwig that you may not know. In the category of arguably the best choice Natalie Portman has made, the nominees are. The scene at the back of the pet shop when she fully goes for it by herself. You know what I'm saying? May December. Natalie's rap. All. To do those misty your campaigns mama is glowing really underrated. One thing you have to give Amidala is her costumes. They are unforgettable. And sobbing while shaving head in. What's that movie? It's something about November. These are the nominees for arguably the best choice Natalie Portman has made. In the category of Medieval Times Award for best restaurant experience, the nominees are. Is there a doctor in the house? And there is. Hibachi. It's going to be a two hour wait, but there are seats at the bar and the bar is incredible. Eatily, legit. And drinking around the world, have you heard of eating around the world? Epcot has amazing restaurants. These are the nominees for Medieval Times Award for best restaurant experience. In the category of dentist award for most intimate interaction I've had in months, the nominees are. Chatty Uber driver, elective colonoscopy, no sedation, waiter who kneels at the table. TSA just because I made it beep. And this category actually isn't even funny because there is a male loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that. These are the nominees for dentist award for most intimate interaction I've had in months. In the category of Hilary Duff Award for millennial excellence, the nominees are. Indoor Furn. Gentle parenting, but it backfires. The Gold Lemay Pant from American Apparel. The Gold Finch by Donna Tarte. And TRL got the energy in that room. These are the nominees for Hilary Duff Award for millennial excellence. Join us next week as we unveil the next half of the nominees of the 2026 Lost Cultures to his Culture Award. So don't wait, head to Apple Podcasts. Search for iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Yuanil, we're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. 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