The Lamp in The Window | Son of a Boy Dad #448

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The New York City outdoors. - Yeah. - The Bronx Zoo. - No. - Crossing Park Zoo. - Last night, I just decided around 5 PM to go on a walk without my phone. - Mmm. - Love that. - Along the Brooklyn Waterfront. - Amazing. Which way did you go? - I went from Dumbo all along the water under the bridges and then all along the Brooklyn-- - The promenade? - The promenade and then did sort of the loop and then through that trees and-- And there was sunset and it's that time of year when the sun sets-- - At 3 PM. - Left of the buildings. - Yeah, it's stunning. - So you get to see it set all the way to the horizon. - Downright to the Statue of Liberty. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - It's unbelievable. - It sets right below the Ellis Island. - Of course, yeah. - Right around lunch. - Right in the morning. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They did just change the clocks, right? - No, it's this week, this upcoming week. - Really? - Yeah. - Dude, there must have been-- - They do it in other countries before we do. Like did England already change their clocks? - I don't know. How the fuck, why is that even on your radar? - I got a couple boys in England these days. - To you? - Yeah, two. - Fugitives? - Yeah, I was gonna say-- - Killy Hoatland. - Killy Hoatland. - Killy Hoatland there. - He's on the land. - Where-- - Should you be telling us? (laughing) - No, yeah, we got two boys over there. That's why I was asking. - They were talking to you about the sunlight? - I swear I heard someone say that their clocks changed, but-- - I think it's Sunday November 1st. - Maybe their actual clock was broken, I don't know. - Are there countries that don't even do it? - Arizona. Oh, not pretty sure. - America. - I'm pretty sure Arizona just decides to sit out, right? - I think there's some places that sit out, that opt out. - That's cool. Most of Arizona does not observe daylight saving time. - Well, good for them. - That's great. - Yeah. - Well, 'cause the proud Navajo-- - What is-- - What Florida did with COVID? (laughing) - We choose not to participate. - And you can, you can just-- - We respect your right to participate, but we choose not to. - I feel like you should have free will on that, right? Like I feel like it shouldn't have to be the whole state comes to a decision. Like what if I just decide like, no, I'm on, I'm standing, I'm standing on this current schedule. - And like, if you guys-- - Wow, you're really late and you're like, "I'm actually right on time." - Yeah, actually, you guys are early, right? (laughing) - I mean, I don't think that's a terrible idea. - Also, well, he had me-- - What didn't Trump just say he was gonna get rid of it? - I have no clue. - I don't think he says that every year. - Yeah, he said he was gonna get rid of-- - It's one of those ones that's like a kid running for class president who's like, "Free lunches!" (laughing) - No more daylight saving time. - We're not gonna do homework anymore. (laughing) - Yeah, he made some promises that didn't happen, but, you know, I like daylight saving time. I'm okay with it. - I don't have a problem with it. - It doesn't bother me at all. - Oh, shot, no. - You're both saying that right now. When we decide to record it too on Monday next week, and you leave and it's pitch black outside, you're gonna be like this sucks. - But I'm a morning person. - Well, so New York City is the one place on Earth where nighttime feels like as much of the day as any, you know. - You really? - It doesn't bother you at all. It's so well lit and everyone's out at night. It's just as active. I need it to get light. I need it to be light until like seven. - Uh-huh. - Or else I go crazy. - I feel that, but waking up, and there's not any light for hours is brutal. - I just love the image of Harry like opening up his blackout curtain and being like, it's dark already. (laughing) What the fuck? I can't believe I live here. (laughing) I was thinking I would go out and experience the sunlight at some point today. - I just remember one time doing a gig at Mohegan Sun and like going downstairs 'cause there's no windows in the casino. I like went downstairs to get lunch and then I came back up before the show and it was like four and it was pitch black and I was like, oh, this is sickening. - Yeah. - Well then mornings can't bother you 'cause you don't wake up until after the sun every day. - I do. - I don't know. - I wake up early. I woke up at like 830 today. - I did? - I did. No, why would I lie about that? - 'Cause it's just your thing. - I know, I don't. I do not lie about that and I did wake up early today. - That's the sin of sloth, brother. Repent. - Well, Mohegan Sun, I was getting all my vitamin D from the LEDs on the slot machine. (laughing) - Just rubbing your hands next to the roulette wheel. (laughing) Just warming up like a bum, the friction. (laughing) - How was the walk? Was it a nice day? - Yeah, I mean it was really cool. I, it was sunset, so there were thousands of people out. - Mm-hmm. - You know, and you know that part, we're of Dumbo, where there's that sort of half moon seating area right on the water. - Yeah. - That looks out over the, Mary go round? - Yeah. - Mary go round? That's beautiful. - Mary go round out there? - Bro, it changes levels, dude. - What? - It's not just one of those stationary. - I am. It's part from the horse. - It has, yeah. - What? - Oh, no. - Yeah, they built it in Compton. - That's so shitty. - You had to get one, but then the exhibit came through and put TVs on the back of the horse's head. - Oh, that's awesome, yeah. - Kids don't even look out. (laughing) They don't even know if they're on horses. They're just quiet and well-behaved. - That's awesome. You can do YouTube sharks on the TVs. - Yeah, it's scroll. Let me go round again. - Bluey. - But that is a beautiful cove right there. - There must have been 400, 500 people, and not making that number up, sitting on those steps. I mean, it was shoulder to shoulder packed. All colors of the world, it was like the fucking UN had let out some totally equal distribution of its various represented populations to sit on that steps to watch the sunset. And so I passed through that, which was cool. Then I continued on and I walked all along the waterfront and everyone was having a great time. Then I sat down on a bench and smoked a little bit of a joint, which was really nice. But then I forgot to bring a little tube, so you just reaked. - Well, I just put it in my pocket. - Yeah, and then you smell like you were living inside of a bong for years. - And this will matter, yeah. - This will matter in a second in the story, because as I continued to walk on, I then just sort of followed my instincts and I walked up that really cool swinging bridge that's near the one hotel. - Yes. - You know what I'm talking about? - It used to swing. They made it stationary. They spent like 12 to $17 million to make that bridge not swing anymore. - Time to get it swinging last night. - It sounds like you were swinging. - Oh, how much of that joint did you hit? - Because that bridge is-- - The reason I thought it was so long was because there was a dog walking on it that was terrified. - Oh yeah. - It was like, Like it was you know it could tell something was wrong. Yeah. I mean ground is swinging. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I walked up that and then I was in Brooklyn Heights and Brooklyn Heights is the Halloween population of the world as far as I'm concerned and people go balls to the wall every stoop. Dozens of gourds and pumpkins of different colors big skeletons. Really cool decorations the windows cobwebs. Yeah, all the tops of the bushes and it was great and I was in that a really nice part of Brooklyn Heights and then I saw in a window of one of these beautiful brown stones a lamp. That really caught my eye you guys know how I am with lighting right course course was a bag. The Christmas story leg. I don't know that story. The Christmas story. The movie of Jesus. And he had a leg. He is a lamp of a leg. One of the. Yeah. They gave him a leg for a pillow lamp. He like wins it and then he brings it home and sets it up in the living room and his wife destroys it. That's great. Yeah, very good. No, it wasn't like that. That's haunting. It's hilarious. Yeah. Anyway, the. You know why it sucks is because well, it doesn't suck. This is every time you turn it off, you're technically looking up her story. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I saw this really cool lamp and I was like, man, that's awesome. And I was kind of looking at it a little bit stoned and the woman who lived in the home was on the phone in her living room. Oh, she must have been probably maybe in her 60s or something. And she saw me looking in. And so I was like, all right, I don't want to creep her out, but I was fascinated by the way. It was the leg lamp. And so I sort of started like walking away, but kind of casting looks over my shoulder. Yeah. And I couldn't stop looking at this. Really, it had this like swirly wooden pattern. Could she tell that's what you were looking at? No, she had no, she thought I was just looking. I'm just looking into her home. Yeah. And so she's looking at me. And then I was like, maybe I should put her at ease. So I stopped walking away. And I went, Oh, no. And as you were walking and I was like nighttime at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's not good. And she's on the phone. She's looking at me. And I was like, hi, like that. Yeah. Like I want it. I want to say something to you. Oh, you sure you're bringing her outside now. You're saying what? I thought maybe she would just open the window. And then I could be like, I love your lamp. But that's not what happened. She walked out to the door of her stoop, which clearly is not the main entrance to their home. Guessing that they enter through like the garden down. And she, because she had to move a curtain and then unlock like three locks. Open the door. And I was like all for you. I was like, I have 10 seconds to put this woman at ease. I have 10. I have to choose my words. Yeah. So careful. I love your lamp. That's literally what I said. I was like, I'm so sorry. I saw your lamp. I love it. I was just curious if you could tell me where you got it. And did she tell you she was like, oh, which one? And I was like, the one that has this sort of swirly lamp shade pattern. And she goes, oh, come in, come in. No, swear to God. Swear to God. No, what exactly? Oh, no, I exactly because then she starts to question whether you even really like the lamp or you just hide. Yeah, you know, she's brought a drug addict into her house. It had probably been half an hour since I had smoked any of it. And I had walked a long way. So I wasn't so much worried about like my breath, but you know, your fingers smell. And then I felt like my pocket might have as well reeked, but I was dressed okay. Yeah, I wasn't in like sweat. But what exactly? I was learning black Kamoli work trousers. I was wearing these sneakers. I was wearing a like a forest green fleece. Okay, so you're giving money, huh? You're giving money. Well, to a trained guy. Yeah, yeah. But you're not like she's not, she smells the weed. She's not thinking she's in danger. She doesn't know Japanese fashion, the as well as I do, which is why I had to be extra eloquent. I cranked my articulateness to compensate for what I assumed was her lack of knowledge of how expensive my clothes were. No, I mean, now that I'm rethinking about it, you must have been looking quite presented. Like who? Yeah, look who's inviting a stranger into their house. I mean, it's me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You had to have look presentable. I mean, you know, short of someone dressed as an EMT. Like I didn't invite you into my house when you were at my house. You're a missing. I came downstairs. You're a missing. You hate people. You don't want me to see the darkness. He's a recluse. You don't want me to see the inside of the bear. Who's there? Harry's Halloween decorations are inside all that cobweb. We talked about his places and it's real somehow. Yeah, Halloween. Yeah. Yeah, the cockroach is, actually, why take it down? Some people do that with Christmas. That's really that's how it felt this weekend. Just dark. Yeah, in a hole. We had complete opposite weekend. Yeah, I wasn't getting invited to anyone. I thought I was going to get removed from my own apartment at some points. Yeah. An eviction. Well, I made a show of taking my shoes off as I was coming in to make sure she knew that I was just I was like really trying to put her at ease. And in fact, as I was walking up the steps, I said, I said, I promise I'm a decent person. And she goes, Oh, that's okay. I've got my bodyguards downstairs. And I didn't know what that meant. I thought maybe she had dogs or whatever. It turns out it was her daughter, her daughter's boyfriend and a dog. But they were all in there like late 20. Oh, you're taking it. You could take all three of them. So did you have like dinner with them? Like was it like a sit down, get something? Well, we walked into the living room and we sort of she showed me the lamp. It was really cool. In fact, it was cooler than I had thought. Well, I said, I'm sure you got the name. She told me it was from I think it was from Sweden. She couldn't remember the pants. She gave me her card so that maybe we could correspond about it because she was she wasn't quite sure. She said it came in a flat box, which troubled her because then she had to assemble all the pieces herself. And if not for the dexterity and attention to detail of her daughter who ended up doing that. It was like a puzzle. There's a lot of assembly required. You want to meet the daughter I'm assuming after exactly. Then she because then she brought me downstairs because it and I was at this point, I was like, whoa, I could have robbed everything in here. No, but they were, I mean, I was I was really turning on the charm. And they had art everywhere. And a lot of it was like some of it was art in pro in progress. I was like, and so I was like, are you an artist? And she's like, my son is, it's like, oh, I love it. So did you meet her guys on? No. No. And I walked down the sun. How does it always have to be what there has to be a gay person in every story that you fucking here? And then there was a gay guy. You're like, Michael Scott in improv class, when he has to have a gun in every scene, I'm just assuming I'm just assuming the son is gay. There's nothing wrong with that. No, of course. Oh, now you've absolved yourself of your conversation. There's anything wrong with it. Nothing wrong with that. It's perfectly fine. Some of the best artists were straight, you know, yeah, yeah, history. Anyway, I can't name it. I have no idea the difficulties of Monae or Van Gogh or whatever. I can't imagine how like low to the ground you got with that dog. Oh, I didn't do that. I was, I was, I, but at this point, I was holding around. But at this point, I had established that I was not a threat. And we just had a lovely friendly conversation. But they brought me downstairs because she wanted to introduce me to her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. They were really charming and nice. And they were funny. They were like, we were wondering who that could be. Were they like really confused or now? Now they were laughing about it. The mom had a little bit of an accent eventually asked her where she was from. She's from the Netherlands or in my experience. The definitive friendliest people on earth. The doctor of the friendliest people I've ever met. So, Broken Heights is kind of like the main, it's kind of is main. And main is kind of the Netherlands. True. All all the same. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that house that you walked into was probably worth $16 million or something. Broken Heights brownstone with fucking a basement that you can walk down to where people can hang out with their kids who are artists who also live there. You've talked to one of the 10 most rich families in the United States. Yeah. Definitely. We didn't get into their net worth. I don't know what whether the daughter lived there or not. They might have just been there for like a weekly standing dinner on Sundays. That was my assumption. I made a lot of lovely assumptions. They were the nicest people. And so we then we're downstairs and we're talking and then I notice they're coffee setup. They have a sick espresso setup. Of course, started talking about that. And she was like, I don't make the coffee. I just drink it. And she pointed to the daughter's boyfriend and said, he makes it, which does actually affirm your point that they probably do live there. Yeah. Um, so he and I went back and forth about like grind setting. You ride the Lamar Zoko. Yeah. I mentioned that I had a Lamar Zoko. And then the mom was like, she said to the boy. Oh, I meant physically. Did you size him up? No, he was handsome. No, he could have ever taught me. If you ever heard her, I will kill you. I know where you guys live now. I know the door codes. I don't overlay a fucking finger on her. I will snap your neck in half. You break her heart. I'll break your neck. Is that from fast stories? So what it is? A lot of sensible things were said that movie. All 12 of them. Um, so then, um, we, I started to go back upstairs and that as, as we were going back up, I had said, goodnight. And, uh, she was like, so where are you from? And I was like, I'm from Maine. And she starts walking us back down the stairs again. She was like, his family has a house in Maine. I'm like, okay, where in Maine? He's like, Alfred Maine. I was like, I've never heard of it. Now I'm worried that they think I'm lying that I'm from Maine, cause you had to prove it, man. There's so many places in Maine. I've never even fucking heard of it. I mean, because everyone who lives in New York City and has a home in Maine, they don't have them in the places that people from Maine live. It's also a massive state. It is. They all go to like small wilderness lakes. Yeah. In the center of the state. Um, is my close yet close to New York. She like that. Well, it's just not where it's never where I went. No, no, I was a kid. I kind of stayed relatively in the populated area in your Portland. Anyway, um, so then we said, good night again. She gave me her card and it was great. It was, it was how long were you in there? Um, 30, 30 to 40 minutes. Oh my God. Yeah. Did you drink anything or eat anything? No. And I was getting thirsty. Was it offered from the cotton mouth? Yeah. Yeah. And I was worried. They knew. They knew. She gave me a hug at the end and I was like, if she didn't know until now, she knows now. Yeah. She starts sniffing you in your right. She's going to tell about that. I was mildly hide it. I don't think my eyes were a blood shot. I was I was pleasantly. It was a not an infused joint. Oh, she's, she's sniffed. She thinks it's weed pulls back and she's like, is that the X and the H. So then I walked out and I remember walking out and walking. I felt incredibly uplifted and vigorated. And I was like, Gowley, what a wonderful human interaction. That doesn't happen every day. Just got invited into someone's home because I was staring into it. Yeah. In New York City, had a very pleasant exchange. And I was so happy that I had left my somehow, I felt like having left my phone at home was part of the reason that all of this happened the way that it did. I was just so open-minded. I wasn't distracted. I didn't know what time it was. I wasn't like, I wonder what the score of the fucking Rams game is. I mean, that game was a nightmare. The late game sucked. But, yeah. Yeah. You didn't miss anything. But that was still he was still in the four o'clock site that he's doing this walk. Oh, yeah. It's true. That's exactly right, Ron. It's a four o'clock site. Yeah. Oh, so I was watching the Lions. Lions Packers was a game. I was watching. Yeah. Football yesterday was pretty shit, to be honest. You didn't miss a giant game was fucking awesome. Yeah. The giants, are sick. Oh, is that Falcons? No, the Texans. Texans. That was a great game. Over time. Yeah. That was a fun one. Skatabo. Over a hundred yards rush. Yeah. Yeah. Running backs going together and hugging each other. Singletary. Someone had to step up. I mean, coach was saying we need to running back to step up, start making the big play. Our ball ends up on the ground in celebration. Oh, my God. You can't teach that type of out now. Yeah. And see, you picked all that up and you didn't even need to be there for the full game to, or I guess that was the first. I did watch the entirety of the giant game and you were able to live a dual life. I really did. I disconnected, had human interaction with learning, aridite people, and then walked home and just really felt good. And it was like, man, I got to get off my phone more. I got to like leave it fully distanced and disconnect. The phone is poison. Yeah. Purely poison. Are you worried that next time you kind of make a volley into some wealthy Brooklyn, it's home that it won't be as, you know, acceptingly taken as this one was like, this is probably gave you a lot of confidence to be like, I'm going to fucking talk to everybody. Yeah. I mean, at this point, knocking on when those like the middle of the night, what's your lamp? I want to go every Sunday. I'm going to be it's a new home. You just start going back to that person's house every Sunday. Well, that's, there was another lamp inside that I was curious about. Now I have her email. Come in. I can, I can, I want to, I want to have dinner with them. Yeah. I want to have dinner with the whole family. You should cook for them. They should cook for me. They're better at cooking. Knowing that this is well, well, I'm worried about how this ends. What do you think it's going to have? Someone's dying for sure. But you don't know which way it's going to go yet. It's either you or one of that. You know, of course, that would be your take better to be just inside locked in where it's safe. Oh, yeah. Why put yourself safe? I'm so safe. I was very taken with her like this woman had so much confidence. It was very comforting, it was weird. Was you beautiful? Yes. I was stunning. She was like 65, 70, stunning, stunning, beautiful for her age, stunning. Everything about her was warm and loving and smart sweater. I don't know. I can't remember. You were fried. She was fantastic. They had the swinging staircase. The whole the whole evening was great. You know, and I remember thinking like, I'm going to tell this story to the boys tomorrow. And I wonder what they'll make of it. I mean, it sounds like a great event. I have no I have no problems with it. Yeah. It is how it is funny though. I'm such an overthinker that I would like sometimes all like see myself out of situations where maybe I had a little bit more slack. And you know, it seemed like you were like, oh, let me let me let me explore this. Let me like have this conversation. I'll even do that with my friends. I'll be like, okay, let me get out of here. They're probably fucking tired. Well, it's better to leave when you're still on a in a good spot. You know, better to leave the party early when people are like vibing with you. So you stayed at a stranger's house for 45 minutes? Yeah, that was the right amount of time. Yeah. I didn't want to disrupt their evening. They should have invited you to dinner. No, I think they had already eaten or made, I don't know. Did it smell like anything was in the stove in the oven? No, I didn't I didn't sense that they were so nice. And I'm sure they'll hear this because I've given enough details. Everyone anytime I talk about anybody in the podcast, it gets back to them. I would be very interested if it got back to them. Why didn't this someone hear the story from their side? From their point of view? I mean, I would have to have the lady on the pod. She's unlocking the door with like a revolver. Hello, whatever you want. Yeah, the lamp. Yeah, I drug-addled ginger forced his way in. Where did the daughter's boyfriend go to school? I don't know. I didn't ask you. I didn't ask that. I'm thinking Penn. I'm thinking Wharton. I could see it. I'm thinking he has a he's a business guy. Maybe he's Dartmouth. I don't know. They seem really smart. Yeah, Dutch. Yeah. There's always one person who ends up running the entire football operation. He knows how many people are coming in. He knows where the food is. He knows who forgot the drinks. He has against his will become the guy. Luckily, the Venmo debit master card has your back. When someone says all Venmo you, that money will show up in your Venmo balance and be ready to use instantly. So you grab the food with the Venmo debit card, pick up the drinks, get whatever else, everyone's somehow forgot. And then you get back to the house where the friend of the friend who has contributed nothing is explaining why the new left guard that was picked up in free agency is the problem. You let him have that. You have a tailgate to manage. Have your friends send that money and you can spend that money. Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo debit card. With no monthly fee or minimum balance, learn more at Venmo.com/card. Venmo balance account required to use a balance and get the card effective November 1st, 2026. The Venmo master card is issued by the bank or bank NA. You should go to Amsterdam. You'd love it. I would definitely go to that. That's a place you would like, I would love to have you been. I've never been. It's great. Big fan. Harry would like it for the wheat, the wheat and the red light districts. Obviously, I'd like it for the architecture and the panels. Yeah. I definitely would not. I'm not a prostitute, man. Not really my cup of tea, but why? Not really my thing. Never really been into it. How do you know, bro? Not really into the whole human trafficking vibe. I wonder if they're their prostitutes or human traffics in the Netherlands. They definitely are. Or all prostitutes, human traffics. I would say like 80% of them. - Really? - Yeah. - No idea the answer to that. - I mean, I don't think there's gonna be like a straight up stat for it. No. - I would bet in prostitution or human trafficking. - I would bet that if there is a place where the prostitution is more voluntary, if you could say, the Netherlands would be a place where there's more protection and more kind of like. - It's the most ethical place to bang a hooker. - Right? - I just, I don't know. I bet they have like healthcare plans that they're brothel. - Right. - You know what I mean? - Free daycare. - I think that's like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a daycare in the bubble fit in the back. - Yeah, you're probably right. It's probably a little bit more clean and like vagus. I don't know, who knows? Pretty dark. Not my thing. I guess I brought it up. Not really my cup of tea. I did just watch that. Did you guys see that Hulu show? Furious. - No. - It's kind of like a play on the Epstein stuff. It's pretty good. There's actually like a banger of a show. - Really? - Yeah. It's that lady from Shameless. - Is that the girlfriend from H3? Is that the sad piece from the H3? - It does look like her, right? Well, the H3 shit really fucked up my whole weekend, to be honest. - What's that? - You gotta tell Francis, you gotta break down in detail. - Well, there's like this dude Ethan Klein who's like an old podcaster. He's like a podcaster. He's like one of the like original like YouTube guys. Like was going big on YouTube. But I stayed up really late on Friday night, playing the new Call of Duty. Very fun. Been just grinding it all weekend. And I played it until like 4 a.m. on Friday. And then I woke up at like 7.30. And I opened my phone to check the time, hit with just a flash grenade of the H3 podcast, just getting destroyed and I couldn't fall back asleep. I was just reading all of it. - Yeah, it's so dark. - Thank you for explaining it to me. - Well, that wasn't the explanation. That was my explanation of how I found out. I don't know, I mean, the guy he's been, they've been dating where they've been married forever. And he like, I guess cheated on his wife. - He's married to his podcast co-host and he cheated with the third chair. - Not even the third chair. - Oh no. - Not even like it was like a producer who would sometimes talk. - A producer who would sometimes talk. Who was she? - I think she was like the sixth chair. - She was sixth chair. - Yeah. - She was a fan of the podcast. - She was a stool. - She was a stool. - She sat on a stool. - Yeah, she's good. - But I've known of this guy for a long time. - Well, I would say I'd probably over half of my life. - And also I don't genuinely. I cannot figure out why, what his, who his audience is. - It's gotta be just fucking lunatics. - It just is one of those things where you realize there's a whole world out there. Like he's so famous. - Oh yeah. - And there's a billion podcast clips of him alluding to this affair before it happened. Like him like kind of hiding in plain sight. - Yeah. - And you're wondering like who, how are there this many clips for this long of him being this famous? - When it's not like really like a funny show. Like I guess they come. - I think it used to be a funny show. Like 'cause when he started, he did like comedy sketches and videos and stuff. And then he started doing, remember he started doing it with Trisha Paitas? - Yeah, he had a long standing thing with Trisha Paitas. - Is he American? - Yes, but his wife is Israeli. - Bro, I don't understand how I've, I don't understand how I've ever never seen this guy. I don't understand it. - And he's more famous than you could ever imagine. - That's my point, like how have, he was like really good friends with like Post Malone when he was getting famous. - I watch a lot of dumb shit. - Yes. - People. - I think they're pops up. I don't know how I haven't been fed this guy one time. - Exactly. - I think realistically it's because I don't think he's ever done anything with anyone that you're a fan of. - Okay. - Or consume any of their content. It's very, very like internet. - Online. - He's like online. - Yeah. - Hassan go back and forth constantly. - Hassan Manage. - Hassan Piker. - Who's that? - You know who Hassan is. - I must. - Hassan's like a political like Twitch streamer. This guy. - Have you seen that guy before? - I'm sure I have. - They like talk, Trump talks about him constantly. - Netanyahu talks about him. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - They hate him. They're probably gonna kill him real. Kushner's probably gonna get his hands on him. Any day now. - Maybe those ladies know Kushner. - Is he on the left or the right? - Are those people that use the house that you went to? - He's squarely on the left. - You know the Dutch-busted Kushner. - Yeah. Honestly, that's probably what they were celebrating. - I know, yeah. - Come on in, we have them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just going to covered some great news. - All right, so tell me the other big thing. Where's there more to that? - There's nothing more to that. - It's just like, just some hot tea. - You're just being fed this entire weekend. This guy's clips and it's just like, what does he do? - What does his audience think? - The thing is he's-- - There's 85 people on the show. It's like-- - He's changed his-- - YouTube Pat McAfee. - Yeah, yeah, he's, but he's changed the show so many times. Like it used to be, it used to be like literally just a comedy podcast like this. Like it was like just jokes. And then it was like, and he was doing like sketches in YouTube videos. And then it was like-- - Then they made the Cardinal Sin drama-- - They invited girls on. - They had Tricia Pay Deson and then she decided that she hated him, so then she moved on. And then it became like a political type, like kind of like commentary show where they're like super pro-Israel. - Yeah, it's, I think that, and I guess that's just-- - And now-- - The progression timeline of it. - Yeah. - It was jarring news that just that, there's so many clips of these people just being unfunny as you could ever imagine. - Oh, the worst. - That's just like-- - Like really, really unfunny. And I watched every single clip. (laughing) And every clip is worse than the last one. - Yeah, they're bad. And-- - Are they trying to be funny? - Oh yeah. - So are they accommodated? - But these are freaks, they're freaks. - Okay. - Like they're like actual like-- - Freaks. - Like freaks. - Are they California freaks? Is that what it is? - I don't know where they are. - Is it California? - I think they're in like Indiana or some shit in a bunker. - Yeah. - I feel like Tricia Payden is a very California person. - Definitely. - They're definitely in California. - You see where these motherfuckers are? - It has to be some calories shit. - It's truly fascinating. And then yeah, as we were starting, we were talking about Big Cush. - Big Cush. - Big Cush. - Oh yeah, they're in Bel Air. - Nine million dollar mansion. - In Bel Air. Good God. So this could be just part of the programming schedule. - Totally. - You got nine million dollar mansion. This might just be like-- - Totally, but just season 11 twists. - His wife left. - Yeah, then fucking-- - He posted an Instagram saying that she's gone. - Michael Scott, leave the office too. (laughing) This is just what the writers thought would be the best for the storyline. - And then yeah, the Kushner stuff. I mean, Kushner, you're gonna hear more about that. - Well now I'll go look that up. - Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, they pretty much just found out that he has like, he had like billions of dollars and like hidden bank accounts that was tied to some troubling stuff. - And then his brother bought the Lakers. - And his brother bought the Lakers. - Okay. - And he has a private equity firm? - Well, I knew that we did, did we not know that? - No, we knew that. I just figured, you know, get it out there again. - High up in politics, private equity firm usually doesn't go well together. - We got to open a private equity firm. - I'm gonna start one, I think this weekend. - How hard is it? - How hard is it to make a private equity firm? - I'm vibe coding one. - Yeah. - Francis, plug us in with someone. - You know, you just have to raise the money. That's the hard part. - But how does that work? - You got to get in touch with the Saudis. - You get to put the put in money through a big fund. And then-- - That was the plan. - Start buying the companies. - When we started Bush, like I assumed at this point right now I would be worth like $300 million when I started Bush a year ago. 'Cause I thought the Saudis were just gonna jump on it and then they became our enemies, which did not work at all. - Yeah, what happened? - How are we gonna get the money when we hate the Saudis? - They became your team's enemies? - Our team specifically. - Yeah, what the fuck? - 'Cause they're like the best team. - The Saudis are. - In challengers, yeah. - Yeah, but maybe that's just the programming. And it's like how the Mighty Ducks eventually got some of the dudes from that like-- - From the Saudis. - No, but yeah. - A lot of people don't know that the Mighty Ducks were a fully Saudi-funded-- - Abdul Ah Icebox. - Abdul Ah Duck. - Was Ken Thompson in the Mighty Ducks? - Yeah, the third one. - Was he? - Either the second or the third. He does the knucklepuck. - Really? - Was he, he's a player? - Yeah. - Oh my God. - The player. (laughs) - I did not, oh my God, there he is. - That is funny. So he created the knucklepuck? - Yeah. - That's funny that they had like the black kid have to have like a special move. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like it's like the crossover. - He can't just be good at the game. (laughs) - Yeah, but you do something different, of course. - Pull a possess to it. - Yeah. - Oh, you do the knucklepuck. (laughs) - Yeah, sure. I mean, I guess. (laughs) - Yeah, I guess I can do that, I don't know. - Yeah, he learned it for the actual game. - For the actual game. (laughs) - She would be carrying the groceries home. (laughs) - Stumbled upon a rock and it would knuckle. - I thought. - I thought it was just gonna be like, we don't play together. - No. - There needs to be a tragedy. (laughing) - No, you're gonna have some sort of origin story. - You gotta make it out. - You had to fight to get here. - You see, Kenan, how many blackouts are there? You're gonna need something. - I don't think he was the only one on the team. There's that other kind of light skin kid on the team as well. Do you remember that? - No, I don't at all. I don't even know if I saw the third one. I think I just saw, I mean, I've seen the first one a thousand times. - Can you pull up the whole Mighty Ducks roster? I'm pretty sure there was a light skin kid early on. - Should be on ESPN. (laughing) Pull up that roster. Oh yeah. They had a deep bench. - There was a light skin kid. Trust me. - Was either that or big green? Do you ever watch the big green? - Loved that movie. - That movie was fucking so good. - I'm never even heard of it. - That never gets its just due. It was the soft conversion of the Mighty Ducks. - Oh, really? - Yeah, the red-headed kid from the Simlot was the goalie. Like anything, it somehow came into contact with like a Brazilian kid or a couple of Brazilian kids who then like turned the game, you know? - Yeah, yeah. It's like the exact that's like kicking and screaming to a tee. - Yeah. - Yeah. - This light skin brother. - Oh hell yeah. - Oh good memory round. - And he changed the game. - Well, he was just the original. He was on the original squad. And then they were like one African-American does not equal diversity. And they sat down and got their ass to talking to. Put another black on the tee. - Yeah. It's just like not that realistic though. Like hockey is just such a not diverse sport. It's just all white dudes. - Yeah, they were definitely trying to hip-hopify it. - Yeah, we're in LA and we play street hockey. - Yeah, yeah. Street hockey, by the way. Have you ever played street hockey? It's not fun. It's actually like more of just like an injury risk than anything. I've always felt, yeah. I got hit in the head playing street hockey when I was a kid. It was like with a slap shot to the face. And it wasn't the puck at him. He was the stick. And I had like an egg on the side on the front of my head. Like the fucking Kim Jong-un's brother. It was literally like, it was like this big just off the front of my forehead for like a year. - Oh my God. - It lasted so long. - From a stick. - From a stick straight to the face. - He cried. - No, hell no. - What? - I never cried growing up. I know you cried at the most fucking random shit. - No, I really didn't. I was tough, tough kid. I mean, I look, I mean, you guys probably cried a lot. I didn't cry at all. I broke my arm. I didn't cry. - I would cry when I like at the big ideas that I understood 'cause I was such a deep thinker. - Oh, you would cry just thinking. - I would cry to the concept of forever. - Pam. - That's really deep. - Yeah, I was pretty heavy for like a kid to be going through. - I cried a lot of thinking about my parents dying some day. - Damn. - That always upset me at night. - Oh. - You were ahead of your time. - When I was a young kid, I used to think about that. - That's tough. - Yeah, brutal to find out about that. I'm just not gonna tell my kids about that. - I was mostly just like chilling and having a blast. (laughing) - Watching the big green. - That must be nice. Oh, mighty ducks again. - Sure, why not? - My child who was fraught with existentialism. - You should've just put on like Mike and fucking vibe down. - Yeah. - You should've put on the sandlot. - I didn't incredible childhood, just great times. - Did you ever watch, what was the Keanu Reeves baseball movie? - No, where he rescues the inner city team or something like that. - Fucking loved that movie, "Hardball." - No, I never even heard of that. - What? Bro, you've never seen "Hardball"? - Have you ever seen "Field of Dreams"? - No. - Really? - No, I haven't. - "Hardball" is that great movie where he comes in and tells all the black kids like, "Hey, listen, you guys are trying to hit home runs. All I want are walks." - Oh. - Get on base. - Love that. - This is my fat assistant. - We're gonna replace G-Baby and the aggregate. - I love that. - From this point forward, all I care about is that you get on base. - Yeah. - It's a new strategy. - Yeah. - It was Michael B. Jordan's first movie, I think, or one of his first movies. - What do you think about Michael B. Jordan? You think he's a good actor? - Yeah. - Do you really think he's a good actor, though? - Have you seen "Fruit Bale" station? - Yes, I have. - That's a good place. - That's where he's, you're like, okay, he's a good actor. Also, the wire. - I've never seen the wire. - He's amazing. - Yeah, yeah, maybe I gotta see that. 'Cause I'll be honest, I don't think he's a great actor. And I actually don't even think he's a great actor in "Fruit Bale" station. I think he's just like a good-looking guy. And his name's Michael B. Jordan. - It kind of reminds me of Glen Powell. - Who Glen Powell, you're like, this guy actually sucks and I hate him, but he's a good-looking guy. So people are like, "We'll put him in stuff." - I think the Creed movies are really, really good. - I've never seen those either. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Did he see "Centers"? - I did, I did. - And? - Didn't love it. - Really? - I didn't love "Centers." I was pretty fucking dumb. - I hate "Centers." - Yeah, I really didn't like it. - I hated it. - Yeah. - Like actually was mad leaving the theater. - Really? - I just hate when people hype up these movies. Like, Clemer's telling me it's the best movie he's seen in two decades. - What? - And you go and see it. And the whole time I'm like, "Is Clemer fucking retarded?" Like how would he have thought that while watching this? - It's a vampire movie. - You cannot take anybody's, like me watching Twilight and being like, this is fucking incredible. - This is groundbreaking. - No one is rewatching. And no one's going home and be like, "We gotta watch that again." - That was incredible. - I don't necessarily know that that is the mark of a great movie. - Social network? - Oh, okay, you can give plenty of examples for which that's the case, but Manchester-- - A rewatchable movie. - Yeah. - Manchester by the sea is a great movie. I will never watch it again. - Seen it twice. - Look at you. - Just 'cause I like, I like the Massachusetts theme of it. - Yeah, fair enough. - Yeah. I think that he's also poisoned by the fact that he sees every movie that comes out. - Yeah. - Like he'll watch like 100 plus new movies every single year. So yeah, probably centers looks good compared to like, the dog shit that even the people who were in never watched. - Yeah, yeah. - Like you were never supposed to see some of the movies that he's seeing. - Yeah, those are all these, they're money laundering schemes. - Yeah, I do. - So those are the Kushner films. - I think that centers came out in a year also that was a pretty bad year for movies. I remember the Oscars being like. - I just feel like there's been a couple movies in recent memory where they've been like, so hyped up, like centers specifically and long legs specifically. That one with what's his name? - I don't know if it's horror. - Yeah, it's a horror movie. - You watch a lot of horror movies, which I like about you. - Yeah, but this one was just like not, yeah, Nicholas Cage. It's just like not like, it's good, it's fine, but it's not anything even like, I wouldn't even, I would never leave that movie and tell people like you gotta see this movie. - I thought, I thought Audity was better than long legs. - Yep, Audity scared the piss out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I agree. - I agree. - Oh, terrifying down my face. - Yeah. - But that's like a good horror movie. - When I get, when I get really scared, I have tears, it's like an involuntary thing. I'm not crying, but I have my eyes water. - It's a strange feeling. - Are you sure that's not crying? - I probably just locked up, you'd lock up. - Tyler, would you look up our tears, a symptom of fear? - I mean, I get that, you know, you tense up. - My eyes water. - Oh, I wasn't emotional. - Well, extreme fear is an emotion. - Activates your sympathy, extreme fear, activates your sympathetic nervous system. - I think that. - Yeah, crying. - Yes, you can have tears without emotional crying, but you were still crying. - Well, you was producing tears for different reasons. - That happens. - We all do it. - Yeah. - Yeah, but that's crying. When tears come out of your eyes, you're crying. - No, crying is when you're sad. - No, it's not. What if you cry from laughter? - No. - That's still crying. - When cries from laughter. - They do, though. - No, yes they do. - What Francis just saw. - You live a joyless existence. People cry from laughter. - No, no, they don't. It's that's a made up thing. - Are you talking about, you're saying that there's no water coming out of your eye or looping? - No, I'm saying there's a difference between when you're laughing, crying, what you did and un-laffing crying. I would say cry laughing is under the same as what you described of tears of fear, tears of fear. (laughing) - No. Yes, if you, I've laughed so hard tears have come out of my eyes. That's crying from laughing. - It's not. - That's like, I sneeze, I sneeze a lot. I get 13 sneezes in a row tears come out of my eyes. I'm not crying. - You've done your fair share of dumbing me in arguments or is no winning this. - Whatever you say, whatever you say. - You're comparing sneezing to crying from laughing. - Crying is your sad and there's a significant amount of tears coming out of your face. - No, you can cry from happiness. People cry from happiness or laughter. - I've cried from happiness. - Crying from happiness, I would say, is more acceptable than crying from laughing. - Crying from laughing is you're laughing really hard so your eyes start watering. It's not you're not crying. - It's just like pressure pushing them out or something? - Yes, you're not crying. - You are. - You're not, you're literally not. - Sometimes my eyes water when I'm throwing up too hard. - Yeah, so you just say, oh, I just threw up and I was crying and say I threw up. - If tears come out of your eyes, you're crying. - My eyes are throwing up. - I can't, I can't have this conversation any longer. It's actually like, physically painful. They are real tears, but they're not crying. Can you just, what last thing we'll all ask, if tears are coming out of your eyes, is that called crying? No. I have a question. Okay. If I'm, if I have tears coming out of my eyes when I'm afraid, isn't that probably some sort of evolutionary, sort of like coping mechanism? And what would the point of it be? Maybe keeping you lubricated. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Like normally, there'd be some justification for it. It's like, oh, my body knows that I'm terrified. So is it giving me juice in my eyes so that I can run away really fast without my eyes getting dry? I don't think I don't know. I don't, but I don't think crying, crying is not like a defense mechanism as it is. Why when I'm terrified? Do my eyes water? Because you're not blinking. That's not true. I think it's probably some kind of emotional chemical buildup that your body has too much of it, it has to release. I saw people cry when they're sad. There's like, you need to get some kind of, he doesn't think I'm crying when I'm afraid. No, then you need to explain to me. I was defending you. You need to explain to me if I'm not crying, then what's happening there? Your eyes are watering. Yeah, why? Why are you using too many tears? And there's a tear drainage system and it's blocked. This is, we got to move on. We got to move on. Okay. We can move on. We can move on. From your logical argument. I wanted to make this point. Halloween is next Saturday. It's upcoming. The number of adults I know who went to Halloween parties in costume this weekend makes me fucking astounded. In a good way or bad way. I think people are just used to these, they're used to this Halloween stuff. What the fuck? And now when Halloween is finally on a weekend, they're like, well, that means we're only going to be able to drink and party for one weekend. Bro, so what? I look. I agree. I agree. If Halloween is on a Wednesday, yeah, I will concede that if you have a Halloween party on one weekend before and a weekend after, and you want to, you're really one of those people that wants to have multiple costumes and do that as an adult fine. I'm going to go even further and say, if Halloween is on a Wednesday, you don't get to celebrate it this year. You wait next year when it's on a Saturday. You don't get, it's a holiday for literally infants. I agree with that. It's not even for kids. The fact that Halloween is on a Saturday means that to me, you should not be celebrating it an entire week, early on the previous weekend. That makes no sense to me. If you want to go to a Halloween party on Friday of next weekend and Saturday of next weekend, go for it. We're going to judge you, but you can still do it a whole weekend prior. Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense to me. No. And I would say it's like, it's so crazy that there are probably people that weren't even dressed up at the party. There's probably like 50, 50. Bro, this to me means that you're just as likely to go to a Halloween party after the weekend of November, which means that we're talking about what 17 days of Halloween. So where do you want girls to go to dress up like horse? Whoa. Jim. Whoa. Jim. My eyes are watering. Holy shit. We want them to have to go to the gym. I was never saying I am afraid. That is terrifying. Not my choice of words, but Rowan, if you want to dive deeper into that floor as you horse, I think the whole Halloween costume has always been part of the fucking beauty of that day. Oh, you're talking about they're literally dressing up as like red light district workers who have health care. That must be what you're referring to. Surely that's not the word you're using to describe the way they're all dressing. Did I say that? I don't know. You did. You're going to go that route. We would prefer if you said they're dressing up like sex workers. Because that is the appreciative term. It's for the kids, but I'm not going to yuck anybody's yum if they want to have a nice party. I got to do show on Halloween and I got a hot dog costume. Are you going to do your material about hot dogs? I'm just going to do my regular material, I think. Do you hot dog material? No, I don't, but I should. I should probably come with some. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I have to. That may be Frank. That's a banger, actually. That might be a fucking banger. Just start with that. Yeah. And then just talk about planes. I'll do that followed up with 15 minutes of playing material. No mustard and ketchup. Fuck, bro. Can't stop myself. I'm definitely going to have to try that out. But now, yeah, it should be how many shows you have just one. So we're trying it out. I relish the opportunity. It's writing itself. That's good. Those are good. Where are you from Germany? How come we're not laughing at my jokes? We got a sour crowd over here. We got our crowd. These are all just which you can check picking shoes. Yeah, of course. Of course. Which everyone's. We're good. Sour crowd's good. And I love a sour crowd dog. Same. It's really hard to find a hot dog costume with a sour crowd sausage. It's hard to find a hot dog costume. The sour crowd sausage. My brain, my brain's not working right today. Yeah, it sounds like you really stimulated it this weekend. Oh, I mean, just absolute stem overload. Just chase in that next dopamine rush. Okay, guys, let's talk about our friends over at quince. You know that this is the time of year that is perfect for a sweater, but also a full outfit that is going to look fantastic from head to toe. And that's why quince is going to be your partner for finding pieces that are timeless in your wardrobe, things that fit perfectly that have the right colors that have appropriate materials. 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I went to I had a pretty sick weekend on Friday, went out to friars head on the north fork of Long Island, which is one of the top golf courses in the in the country. How far out on north fork is it? Bathing hollow. Really? So not not too far, not like orient or anything like that. What's that? Nothing. He said sleepy hollow. You could have just. That's why you say that. That's why I was this weekend. Sleepy hollow. That's what you call your home. Yeah. You sleep in the base of a tree. Yeah, like you live where Winnie the poo lives. Yeah, you do. I got banged bad this weekend. But who might the exterminator? Well, well, well, not for me. What do you mean? Well, I woke up early as fuck to clean my apartment because they said the exterminator was coming and then the exterminator never came to your apartment. They said it was coming. They said he was coming to all the apartments. No questions asked. You have to be there to let him in. So I'm there. I'm up early. Eyes burning. Exhausted. And you cleaned for him? Cleaned for the exterminator because I was up late the night before. And there was like shit everywhere. And I was like, I don't want them coming in here and being like, we found the source. Yeah. So I was like, I mean, I got to make this place presentable really. I mean, I cleaned it hard. It was this so. Okay. So this was not to avoid their judgment. No, it was purely to avoid their judgment. It was to impress the exterminator. Yeah. To be like, well, there's definitely no bugs in here. Pack it up. I would make fun of you except that when I have men like that come to my apartment, I put on different clothing. Yeah, I don't want them to see how I live. Yeah. What do you put on? Like not not. It's not nice stuff. Yeah, you got like a pair of pants with like paint all over there. Yeah. Yeah. Stains. Stains. Just up, uh, fuck. I didn't know you're coming. You just piss yourself right. Sorry. This should make you feel more comfortable if I'm soaked in my own piss, right? That's how you guys live, right? I just wiped with my hand. That's how you. I'm having toilet paper, but feel free to use the bath. I'm just wiped with your hand. You understand them. Got a bar of soap in there if you need to wash. Same soap that I use for the to shower, but feel free. If you feel like taking a bath, I have a giant metal basin. Just going to take me a while to heat up the water in my teeth. T kettle. I mean, on, on the stove, I don't drink tea on the burner. Yeah. Um, all right. So Harry, so you had the exterminator come. I'm glad what they didn't come. They didn't come. That's probably it was their siop to just make you clean up and there could have been. It could have been, that would have been a good siop by the building. Yeah. He's, he has to come by. You have to be clean. Bro, last night I was on my balcony and I was looking out into the parking lot and there were like two animals running around. And I thought they were, well, I thought it was a cat at first. That's what it was. So girls. And then at the end, I was like, are those rats? And if they were, it was the biggest rat that's ever existed. Not just the biggest rat I've ever seen, the biggest rat ever. It was this big. I mean, it was like the size of like a snake. I think it could be a master splinter situation. I think so. Were there turtles with it? No, no. But it was like ginormous that I had to start looking away. I couldn't even be outside anymore. You got to get like an airsoft gun or something to protect your house. I have a BB gun. I should use that. Do you think at some point if rats get big enough, they'll start crossbreeding with other species? That's what it looks like. I was witnessing last night for the first time. Yeah. Oh, like a rat and a dog or some shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was like a dog, but just with a rat tail half rat half dog. Yeah. Gross. I'm getting my dog on Wednesday. Oh, hell, yeah. I'm doing it. Awesome. Yeah. I think. Did I not? No, you texted. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting around Wednesday. Nice. How does that feel? What are you going to call her? Gilly. Oh, like shame. G-H-I-L-L-I-E. Like the suit for Shane. Like the suit. Yes. In defensive shame. I don't like the way that people have been treating him. So I am aiming my dog up for him. That's nice. I'm sure he'll appreciate that in solidarity. No, Gilly is an old Scottish word that means like a friend of wallow hunting guide or an adventure companion. Yes. It all it used to like mean servant, but I think more recently it has become come to mean like an adventure guide or a hunting fishing guide, outdoor guide. Love that. I thought that was perfect because she's a bird hunting dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to end the dog's name with the E like IE. Yes. Or why? Literally because they I read that they have a far easier time picking out the sound of their name. If it ends with a heart valve and has two syllables. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's interesting. Penny was my last dog. Josie. Yeah. I was. I was thinking of like, you know, Lily or these different things and I found I thought Gilly and then I was like, I wonder what that means. And I looked it up and I was like, Oh, that's perfect. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. It's like Gilly like Gilly suit. Yeah. Love that. That was the other part, which I know a Gilly suit is like the long grass one, but it is camouflage, right? Yeah. And her coat has kind of a camouflage. Yeah. I don't think it has to be a full the full long grass thing. It could be any type of camouflage suit. Oh, it could be leaves. Yeah. Well, anyway, what's going to what do you think Gilly's response? If you told him that you named your girl dog after him. Shane? No, no, no. Gilly like Gilly and Wallow. Oh, who goes by Gilly? Gilly the king. I've never had a conversation with him. Really? I don't think so what were you guys on survivors together? He talks about you all the time. We were on opposite teams. Oh, he talks about me. Yeah. Where? He fucking whenever I see him, he always talks about survivor. And he's always like, I'll bring your name up. Oh, that's so nice. I just got to follow back on Instagram from them. It felt amazing. There's social media guys were probably a big fan to you. Tyler did a great job on that. He took Tyler this fall. He was making you wait though. I was pumped when I got it. You loved you. You love Gilly. I know. No, I presence. I am a big fan of him, but he's a bubbly personality. I don't know if he's a good listener though. Yeah. So thank you to everyone who weighed in and I, I mean, I must have gotten 200 messages about German short hair pointers, which I solicited on the last episode. And I would say that like 70% of people said they're an awesome breed, but you cannot imagine how much energy they have. It's a level of crazy that you're not prepared for. And then 30% of people were like, do not get this dog no matter what. Just because of how much energy it has. It's just it. Yeah. They're just an outdoor dog that needs a huge amounts of energy. But I really intend to keep her up state and yeah. I have a good solution for her up there. And I'm, I'm going to train her hard and, you know, hopefully teacher had a bird hunt and let her do that. She's ready. She's ready for what's about to go down. No, she's quite safe training. Yeah. A lot of people said, well, a lot of what have learned is that like, yes, you can run them for 20 miles a day and you won't exhaust them because they become like endurance athletes. And just we'll just want to keep going. But you can also spend an hour of of the day doing like mentally taxing brain stimulation work that will tire them out to the same degree that a 20 mile run might like what sent training sent games and puzzles. You're going to have to get like obstacle courses gone. No, it's more like, I'll spray her favorite toy with the scent of a dead rat. And then I'll hide it somewhere in your apartment. You got that spray and she'll have a very hard time finding it because your entire apartment smells like dead rat. Oh, I see. I see your apartment might actually be heaven for a dog. Oh, no, no smells. I've heard when it doesn't smell like anything. Actually, if anything, it smells like a like a nice warm cashmere because that's the candle that I have going right now. What's warm cashmere? I've never put a sweater and you like to wave. What do you like to know? What what happens there? I have to come to my apartment if you want to warm up cashmere. Is that just cashmere that's been worn throughout the day? It's a warm cashmere, you know? Cashmere is the scent that candle right there. Yep. So blue. That's like, I have plenty of cashmere. I cannot say I can definitively know the scent of it. Why'd you get that scent? Because it smells great. That's like Arctic splash of sand can't make you boys happy with anything. I'm just because it smelled good. I'm thrown by the temperature. What would you guys? What would your guys do? But you understand that cashmere doesn't have a scent. That's like, oh, what cashmere smells like? The Yankee candle smells great. But you just threw that out there with so much confidence. Yeah, that's the name of the candle. That's like being like, I got the light polyester candle. No, it's not. It's like, I got a bottom cotton. No, I got no one's getting the light polyester. It's fabric. My apartment smells like basic tea. No, no. Like a basic white t-shirt, which actually that to me, I have a sense of how that smells. That's clean. It smells like you don't have enough cashmere. You don't put cashmere in the laundry. It's never going to take detergent. It's dry clean only. It wouldn't warm. It never gets warm. Cashmere never by definition doesn't get warm. You wouldn't you guys wouldn't understand? What does cashmere smell like? Can you maybe just bring in this candle? Hell, man. It's almost done. Let me get the drags of it. It's getting unexplored territory. How long do you keep it on? All day. Really? Even when I'm not there. Good. And I put a bunch of pieces of paper around it. Yeah. Just in case. I like to put some screws in the bottom of mine. Yeah. It's going to blow up. I want to give some damage to the cooker. That's smart. You put nails and screws in the bottom of my candles. That is smart. They are kind of like pressure cookers the way they're built. I'll get you guys some some warm cashmere candles. I don't want that. It'll be the best smell you've ever smelled. I want a more traditional sort of like you've got a good Christmas one as well. Well, there you go. But I don't like that one smell as much. No pumpkin. Hell no. That's nasty. What am I six? You got a candy corn one too. It is a childish flavor. What about peppermint in the in the next season after pumpkin? Way too strong. Peppermint. Yeah. It's got to be something low key. Some of whom you walk in and you go, that's refreshing. But I'm not quite sure what that smell is. A warm cashmere. Who would have thought? I've got a I've got an Abraham Lincoln candle. That's his full face. That I'm scared to burn. What does that smell like? I have no idea. I haven't turned it on yet. Turned it on. Oh, you're you're a candle warmer guy. Aren't you? No, it's yeah, you just got the lamp over the candle over the wax. I do like an oil. No flames in your house. I got the dip teak 151. That's nice. That's real nice. You got to turn it on and turn off the dip teak and never he'll never catch me with a candle warmer. We call that a fire. We call that flames. I don't know what that means. But a candle warmer. I don't know what a candle warmer is. No flame candle. It just heats the wax. Oh, what do you know about dip teak, bro? Is that what that is? No. Like that. I've never seen that in my life. You got to get out more, I think. This is promoted by the h3. I sell the shit out of these things. How have you never seen a candle warmer? I don't know. I grew up in a classy household. This is a very common thing. This looks like white trash. It's not. It looks like anything it's class. Real trash. It looks like something you put a chicken under when you're not sure what the next guest is going to arrive. What is something you keep your food warm with? And it gets really hard. That's what I thought. I thought you meant live like the eggs, like chicken eggs. Thank you, Vader. Yeah. What? So I don't understand the function of it. So what? What's? We don't have to. We don't we don't need to dive into candle warmers now. I was just making a joke. Yeah. Well, it tells me a lot about you that I know what a candle warmer is. You're a big fan of that. I made a joke, saying that Ron definitely has a candle warmer. I don't have them. I use red. And I'm telling you that I have the dip teak temple. They move says refillable candle. That retail for 285. Oh my god. And I'm telling you that's disgusting. You're spending $300 on a candle. No, I just looked it up. I can't believe they cost as much the re honored for refillable candle. Why would I ever had a candle? I mean, like I wish I could fill this one up again. I mean, I do. I do. Because I like the Lillabo concrete candle, which is also quite expensive. Yeah. But I buy them on Facebook marketplace. That's second hand. Yeah. You want to see you have to go to freaks? You have to go to the Middle East. Second hand candles. Second hand wax. It's a guy with like a plastic bag full of wax. It's still hot. If we were talking about, we were talking about a Facebook marketplace this weekend. And one of my friends was saying that they saw deodorant on Facebook marketplace, just like a stick of old spice Fiji. That's throwback for five bucks. It's the same price. How much it costs new. Let alone refurbished. My old apartment in vinegar hill was by around the corner from a halfway house. And you know that halfway house? No. That corner. Nice to live next to a halfway house when I was in Chicago. It's like that white building on the corner is like is a half half way house. You kind of like go past it. You know, like you wouldn't it's kind of unassuming. But a guy outside there was selling at the back of a convertible was selling like sticks of women's travel deodorant. Oh, I had to treat myself to a 10 pack. Oh, nice. We go with dove. It would only have a secret. Oh, it's a classic. Yeah, it was a classic blue one. Yeah, the blue one, but all travel packs. I just bought had to, I feel like I was simulating the economy. Give it him some cash to take back into the halfway house. So he stole those. Yeah, but he had a convertible. Oh, you know what I mean? Of course. It was incongruous. There was something incongruous about the situation. Yeah. He was a misanthropist. Steel is a big word, you know. He was selling them to people. Yeah, he unhoused them from their original home. And he was putting them in a better home. He redistributed them. Yeah, my armpits. Couple movies I rewatch. Nightcrawler. Yeah, seeing it. Didn't really stand up. I remember liking it the first time. Didn't love it the same. I remember liking it a lot the first time I saw it and then re I've seen it a bunch. But every time I've rewatched it, I've just I kind of get it. Doesn't it doesn't really do it for me anymore. Not a few, not a huge fan of that movie. Did it have you crying? No, no, no, no tears. Ides of March. Awesome. Never even heard of it. Oh, you'll love you'll love it. Political movie. Ides of March. Yeah, Ides of March. It's Clooney. Gosling. Phillips. Seymour Hoffman. Who plays Caesar? Who plays Mark Antony? Is that what it's based on? I bet. The play. I bet isn't but where are the odds of March? Julius Caesar. Yeah, yeah. What do you think? I don't know. I've never seen it. I assume that's what it was about. I don't know. Is it about, is it modern or is it modern? It's based on a political campaign. Oh, Clooney directs. Oh, wow. He's a he's a bad guy in it. Kind of. Well, I shouldn't have said that. But watch it. Watch it. Watch it. I will. Yeah. Check it out. Really, really good. Gosling's acting is really, really. I mean, I love drawing and it was early. It was like 2011 or something. Oh, young Gosling. He better. Back when he was still hot. Yeah, he's. You don't think he's hot anymore? Not as hot as he used to be. Come on now. Yeah, I think he's going to agent into it. No, I have no idea. He's still got a rock and bought. I mean, he's probably had a deficit every day of his life. Definitely. He's never been on a surplus. He's getting smaller and smaller. He's lost. I started going to the gym again. I finally got a gym near me and it's like a club. It's like a private gym. It's a club. It's like, it'll be like just me and like one other dude in there. That's my dream. Crazy. I walked in. There's not even anyone that works there. I had to go pick up my key fob to get in and that's dude was just there. And he was like, you Harry? And I was like, yeah. And then he handed me the fob. And I thought he was going to like show me around. And he was like, he just goes, you ready to work out? He was like, yep. And then he just walked away. I was like, Oh, shit. That's all you didn't even have to sign a release. Oh, no, I had to sign shit on email before before I got the fob. They probably own me now. That is my dream. What you're describing. That sounds like one of those places where you have to have, it's just personal trainers. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the nicest gyms in work. Was it nice? It's nice. It's nice. It's very small. It's got to be expensive. No. It's the same. It's the same exact price as my last gym. How many benches? Four probably. Two hundred bucks a month. No, one fitting. Nice. Yeah, not bad. That's pretty good. You're stealing. And it's right near my apartment too, which is awesome. Mm hmm. Love that. That's going to be so soon. Go get a quick pump in. Why not? Well, remember leaners law. Of course. I'm trying to get lean. That's fast. That's clavicular. Oh, I'm trying to get shredded right now. That's my new thing. My new goal in life. Just shred up. Really? And during bulking season. Yeah, you're running and shredding or bulking season. He's doing the pre-bulk shred. Exactly. I can't. I like to bulk in the summer. 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Yeah, that might be it. I've been watching widow's Bay. I like it. Yeah, I bailed. I like it. What's that on pretty good? Apple TV. Apple TV. It's eye to side. I thought I was solid. It's very, very similar to Midnight Mass. Have you ever seen that? The movie? No, the show. No. Have you ever seen like Haunting of Hill House? Yes. It's made by the same person. Is it? They have like three. It's Lie Manor, Haunting of Hill House. Haunting of Hill House was horror fun. Yeah, yeah. You should watch the other ones. They're really good. I can't watch that show without a loan. I can't watch it alone. Well, Midnight Mass is made by the same people and it's very and much more this is much more fun and funny and lighthearted. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, but it's very similar like Midnight Mass is like it's about a priest who moves on to an island and then the island-taunted whole thing very similar. I see, but it's good. You guys are just getting scared alone? Of course. I've gotten spooked. I want to watch that new season of American Horror Story. It's supposed to be good. I think it's I think it's I think they got fucking what's his name doing Dahmer again, running it back. Sick. Love that. You want to get spooked, Star Learning about the clue clock's clan. Those guys are scary. Appreciate it. I'll have to take a look into that. I've been I've been trying to do a medium dive on them. Not deep dive, not too deep. Oh, yeah. But they're fine. Anything good? Their original name was going to be the Thespians. Oh, really? Do you think they're happy with their choice? I mean, I think they have to be thrilled. There's probably some old head out there who still calls them the Thespians. They go for the Thespians. Yeah. Oh, I've been in the Thespians for as long as I can remember. Like, what's that? Is that a club or something? What do you, what is that? Imagine going to sign up for the Thespians in college and you just wind up with a bunch of like by kids that are like actors. I'm here to do it on this, man. (laughing) - We're doing Jesus Christ Superstars here. (laughing) - That's being, Tyler, can you look up the Ku Klux Klan's, the names of their power structure? They were calling themselves. - Grand Wizard. - They have like the Grand Octopus. They have like the original Grand Wizard was like the Grand Cyclops. They have like there's like ghouls. - Whoa. - Ghouls. - General rank. - It's very like a, like Game of Thrones. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is just cold. - This is cold. - Like ghouls and wizards and Cyclops and shit like that. - They're goofs. - They have desbians, like they're fucking-- - They're real desbians. (laughing) - They're actually goofs. They just took their role too far. - I know. - It's got to sound like, well, I mean, I don't know. It's got to be like, what's even the point of being in this? Like if you're like the highest level of like the clan. - Yeah. - And like, you can't even like talk about it. It's not like you're living in this like secret society if no one gives a fuck about. - Yeah, I think that there's-- - I'm the highest ranking member of something that really no one gives a shit about. - Yeah, I'm a ghoul on the top ghoul on the East Coast. - Like, whoa, but they care, they care. - Yeah, they do, but they no one gives a fuck about them. - Like you think that like the ghouls are just cleaning up? - Definitely. - Or no, I actually know. I think that are not at all. I think they're like losers. They're getting nanny pussy. - But within the community, within the community. - I don't know, I think they're like, I think even in the community, they're probably like, you guys are fucking weird. - My feeling is that it's all dudes too. - Oh yeah, that there's no pussy in the Clucux. - No. - No, but there may be a guy, a dad who has a bunch of daughters and they grew up listening to his sort of clan speak. So they're indoctrinated. - Yeah, but yeah. - I want you to meet a nice clan boy someday. Come on now. - Yeah, I guess. That's probably a thing somewhere. - But I better say just, they just meet like a, you know, a nice light skin guy. - Oh, oh yeah, I'll go away. - Once they get a little, yeah, get a taste. - Yeah, that's a taste. And that's probably what these guys are so scared of. - It is what they're scared of. - Yeah. - It's a bunch like fat white dudes. - Horse, that's what they're scared of. They're scared of the light skin cock. And the power that it holds. - K-O-C-K. - Light skin cock. - That's why they have a grand dragon. - That was like a thing. - They had to come up with all of this shit. - Yeah, they're like, well, yeah. - So what is he's like fucking like sick at baseball? Like, I'm a orc. - I'm literally a grand sentinel. - The grand mageye is the second officer in 30. Like a mageye. - You got any idea who you're talking to right now? I'm a fucking grand sentinel. It's like, what the, what is that? I'm a ghoul. I'm a fucking ghoul. - Well, I'm a ghoul now. - But they're saying the track to grand extra curve. - Yeah. - That scribe is well within reach. - My father was a grand Turk. I can only dream of the days. - 'Cause I think a big part of their propaganda. - What steps to fill. - Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is like a, in 2026, it's like, you can just be racist online if you want. You don't gotta be, you don't gotta play this game. - But where's the fun in that though? - You don't gotta play this fucking board game. - They get to meet, they get to meet. - It's a collectible part. - Yeah, that is true. They do get to meet. But, you know. - They've chapters. - Yeah. - They said that was a big part of the beginning. It was just a social club where they were like racist, but like that wasn't their whole personality. (laughing) - Yeah, they're racist. - They probably started as like a Dungeons and Dragons and gamers. - Yeah, and then someone came along who was really charismatic. And was like, yeah, no, we'll get to, we'll get to the tech to Hedron die rolling. But for now, let me just tell you about this exchange I had down at the fucking grocery store. And they're like, all right, and eventually those stories sort of, he starts bringing friends. (laughing) It's like, we haven't even played Dungeons and Dragons for the last five meetings. - I mean, that's probably what it is. - Yeah, but they kept the names. - So we should get dressed up and they kept the names. - By the way, the clan was born out of some other sort of point. There was another, I can't remember, but I do remember reading that the birth of the clan had to do with something other than like racism. - I think that's what they said. But I was hanging out. - No, can you look up? - They were in Tennessee. They were in Tennessee. - Indiana was where it stood. - Oh, was it? - Yeah. - I think. - I might have got some up, Polasky, Tennessee. By six former confederate soldiers. - Oh my God. Why did I think it was, you know why I thought it was in Indiana? Because in the Reggie Miller versus the next fucking 30 for 30? Spike Lee, when he went to Indiana for the away games of that series, said Indiana, birthplace of the clan. - He says that in the doc. - I mean, it's only to fit his anti-nix narrative. - I guess so. - His anti-reging Miller narrative. - Oh, we're all, we're so persecuted. - Yeah. - Really, it's the Tennessee Titan fans. - They say that that northern part of Idaho has got a lot of people in the KKK. - Yeah, they got the bad guys. - Yeah, there's like a whole presence up there. - I was dead wrong. The clan formed as a violent backlash against federal reconstruction policies and the 14th Amendment, which obviously abolished slavery, right, and granted citizenship, equal protection and voting rights to newly freed black men. - They're basically like, we gotta keep all the weapons and the bros can't get any of the weapons. - Yeah. - We're gonna have to be the ones who keep all the weapons and they were just run up on people's and-- - Political intimidation. They're trying to do, they're trying to do that now. - I almost thought it had something to do with like, - Stay trots. - So I thought it was a lot of like, uh, like it was, yeah, was to force, to terrorize black voters. I thought that was like one of the main points of it. - Clearly. - Because I think voting used to not be a private in different, in certain places. So like, they would just like, come and be like around you. Be like, who you be like. - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay, and I'll go, no blue curtain. - I'm also wrong about this. It was the 13th Amendment that abolished slavery. - 14th made everyone a citizen. - Yeah, you know, I'm sorry. Hey, nothing wrong with that. There's a lot of amendments. I'm sorry, you know, it just doesn't matter. - Hey, so there's a lot of amendments. You're not, no one asked you to memorize all of them. - No, I don't even know past two. - How many amendments could you actually like, - Not a lot. - And I actually would prefer we don't do this. - No, I'm not asking you to. (laughing) I think I know one and two. That's it. At this point. - I don't want to look like a fool already. - I think at one point, I knew one through five maybe. - I know 19's women's rights. - I know 14, I know 14 citizens, 13th of all ages. - What's the fourth? No, it's the second. - Oh, that's the second. - So the fourth, the third is drawn to order. - No, you don't even know 'em. - Oh, wow. - That's bad. - But that's my first amendment right. - Oh, sure. - You are allowed to not know them. - One and two. - Wait, first is freedom of the second is guns. - No, not drawn. - I don't know if you're doing this, but second is right to bear on. - It's also not drawn in ordering. It's, you won't have to quarter military, members. - Drawing and quartering is a way of torturing. - I didn't say anything about drawing. - I thought you said, oh, you did? - Oh, okay, okay. You don't have to be drawn and quartered. - You have your amendments to the United States. - You guys don't know any of 'em. - The fourth is search and seizure. That's a lawful search and seizure. - Yeah. - God, let's go to the top. - So fourth is a big one. Fourth is the one where you can be like, I'm allowed to film you when you pull me over. - Oh, that's first. - That's free of the press. (laughing) - Quartering of, you don't have to, like, house soldiers in your private home. That's the third amendment. - You don't have to sketch them. - No, no, no. Wait, so it makes it, they need like a warrant to search you. It was the fourth one. - Yeah. - Fourth is, yeah. - We're so fucking stupid and-- - I'm really smart. You guys are really-- - Fifth is establishes grand juries, devil jeopardy protections. So that's like the jury system. Oh my god. - Oh, this is nice. The sixth amendment guarantees a speedy trial. - You see, then I get why we never learned, I mean, none of the rest of this shit is fine. - I'm gonna bring that one out if I ever get arrested. - Who cares? - No, actually, I was guaranteed a speedy trial. - I'm violating my six. (laughing) Get me in and get me out. - The sixth has probably, that should be abolished 'cause that just can't be happening still. Obviously, I know that's not what the full thing is, but anyway, the Ku Klux Klan are dumb, bro. They're fucking dumb. We're not the dumb one. - We're not the dumb one. - We got nothing on us. (laughing) - They're fucking stupid. - We would never get caught up in any of that Tennessee bullsh*t. (laughing) - If he asked Tennessee, that's being bullsh*t. - Yeah. - They were based on the fraternity, I think, in North Carolina, the name was. It was like-- - Oh, yeah. - Capacig. - Yeah. (laughing) - I'm a Capacig. - You know, that's it. That's one. We're actually going to name our little thing that we're starting off of you guys if that's cool. I'll be an honor. What are you? What are you guys about? You don't have any cap, a cap, a cap. Based on a misspelling, played a lot of video games this weekend. Ton, but I was playing with Jerry and MOOC on a Saturday night. Are they playing the same amount you are? Jerry definitely MOOC barely plays. MOOC more just watches. He just watches the whole time. He's a full suit now, which is fine. There's nothing wrong with that, but he is, you know, what do you mean by that? He's had hauncho. He's the big guy. He's business. He's based strictly business. Doesn't even play. He told me on Saturday, he's got to hop off. I got some admin work I got to get to. The fuck is that admin work paperwork? I mean, he's keeping the lights on, you know, so I can't give him too much. Or he's stealing from you guys like dang cooks, brother. I mean, there's nothing to steal. So perfect. Yeah. That's fine with me. But we were playing and we were, we were playing like all we were all in discord together. And Jerry said someone joined his lobby. And he said, this is my old duo, his buddy, Ravi Oli. Oh, yeah. He's like a Ravi Oli, just joined it. I immediately remember, I remember when Jerry used to play Call of Duty with this guy named Ravi Oli. And they're having like a one way conversation. We can only hear Jerry because this guy's in Jerry's game talking him in the game. But like, I'm not in his game. So I can't hear him. So we're hearing just one side of the conversation for like 30 minutes straight. And he's talking to Ravi, Ravi Oli, how's the Navy? You know, here's Ravi Oli's in the Navy. He's talking about the Navy. He's talking about he's got a kid on the way, getting married, all this stuff. And then I hear from Jerry. So I go, he's like, what was that other guy's, what was that other guy's name that we used to play with? Like that third guy. And then there's like a long pause and then he was here to go, Jerry go, rigatoni. We're playing with the olive garden started fire. What the fuck is that? I started dying laughing. I was like the last thing I expected was rigatoni. But yeah, there was three of them. It was Ravi Oli, rigatoni and then the other one was, the other one was another pasta. Yeah, the greenie. I think he might have been like me. Yeah, that makes sense. Can't be lasagna. No, I don't know. I don't know. It is a great name, though. Ravi Oli's, Ravi Oli's a song rigatoni. You think would come first because his name is probably like Tony. Yeah, yeah, it probably did. And then Ravi Oli, Ravi Oli, the fuck is that guy coming from? But then Ravi Oli hopped in the discord for a little bit. We chopped it up. Great guy. Great guy. Great guy. Is he his Dego? No. Interesting. Good guy, though. Great guy. It was a fun time. That's only stealing valor, basically pretending to be an Italian man. I have no idea if he was Italian. He didn't sound like you didn't have like a thick Italian accent. If that's what you were asking, that is what I'm asking. He's not from Italy. It's me. Ravi Oli has real names, Ravi Oli. That will be a sick name. Yeah, it was weird. We had a good weekend, though. We streamed for a long-ass time, got to watch the new team play. Things are looking good. Things are looking really solid. Who's the new team? Are there any returning players? There are not actually. So where have they all gone to be some of them go up to the top? They're whole, we had a whole team built like I'm two weeks ago, a month ago. And that whole team got picked up as one team to go to the league. Oh my goodness. Yeah, they took our literally our entire team, every player. Wow. So they're, but I mean, they're, they're playing great in the pro league. So I mean, I'm happy for them. That's cool. Yeah, you built that. Yeah, it's pretty sick. I'm happy for that. Are they grateful to you? Oh, yeah, definitely. They are. Yeah. Yeah. How do they express that? They tell us. They say what? Hey, every single one of them has reached out to us personally after they get picked up and just say, like, thanks for everything you guys did. Like this really helped me out a lot. Have you acknowledged you publicly? Yeah, of course. Like they still, they're still keep it like they're still like hopping in the streams and stuff, like hanging out, like they're not like disappearing. If I was on a pro team, if I owned a pro team, I would just be looking to whoever you guys built and just steal your entire team every time. Yeah, which is that's unfortunately just how it works. I mean, we don't really have all of these guys. Their goal is to go to the pro league. So we can't stop them from doing that. No, we want to do that. Yeah, right. You guys running background checks now? Um, I know. No, we probably should, but we got our team. Big Dom in there interrogating him. I know we do. I saw Dom was getting chewed out by the, uh, by the end time boys, the end zone boys. Yeah. Did you see the Sean Watson? When he scored yesterday, we ran right over to the end zone boys. Was he talking the mess? They were saying some crazy shit. Yeah, I hope he talked that mess. I know, I know. Um, but now yeah, our team this year, we got, uh, we got this dude Kaden exceed. He's like kind of our star player, been in the league a bunch, kind of similar to Byron. Um, then we got aspect who's from London. And then we got Johnny, New Jersey guy, and then we got skill who's Jamaican. It's from Jamaica, big accent. How does he spell skill? SKIL just one L. Yeah, yeah, that is cool. He is cool. He's fucking sick. Yeah, he's 18. It kind of reminds me of the steps of this by the sunset at Dumbo. Just all these different nationalities. I'll call it. Oh, it's a, it's a melting pot for sure. That you guys are, you know, wow, we got a lot of culture at the bush. Respect Jamaican to England people. I mean, come on now. Who has the one who has an interview being like, I'm going to fucking try hard as shit. They're all saying that. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're, they got, they got good PR. They do. I mean, they're go hard. I mean, these days, they're putting it all out there. Hang on a minute. Let's talk about that exchange. What, what, but, you know, fucking Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum. Yeah. I didn't see this. A Jalen Brown, they were like, is there a beef between you and J. He said it's lamb. Yeah. And he also was like, no, I have a lot of respect for him. There's no beef. You know, we've accomplished a lot together. He comes from a great family. He's got a great PR team. That's a strange thing to say. That's got a great PR team. Yeah. Yeah, it is. That is weird to say. That's a shot. Yeah, yeah. Right. I would assume. I mean, I was like, that's not like people going to boo Jalen Brown when he comes back to play at the garden. No way. And they were saying no. But I was like, why not? I would boom for sure. I don't even ask to get traded. They just traded him. That's what he wanted to stay. He's got a great, he's got a great PR team. I want PR team. No, no, no, Jalen Brown said that Jason Tatum has a great. Oh, okay. And Jason Tatum is saying anything about Jalen Brown's PR team. Is that my PR team is told me not to say anything about this? Really? Yeah. That's see, that's, that's all right. Is that what is that what sparked Jalen Brown to say that? No, no, he is because he's putting out some kind of documentary or something about his, his journey. Oh, you might actually have a good PR team. Do you think that was just like straight up just a compliment from Jalen Brown? No, he said we don't got, he's right. I saw that. He said we don't have beef. We got a lamb with a little gravy. We got a little lamb chop. We got a couple of lamb chops. See that sucks. That's dumb as hell. That's terrible. Well, whatever, bro, everybody can't be a fucking don't tell comedian. Whoa. Nasty. Why is that nasty? You don't tell. That's a shot. Didn't you have joint, don't tell? Hey, you got a hell of a PR team. Relax, bro. I'm trying to big you up. I'm saying you're a good comedy writer. Maybe he's not. He's a good hooper. We'll see. We'll see if he's a good hooper. I did get, I did get his name for you guys play that game, Crillian. Yes, it's very fun. It's amazing. You should play it. You would like it. Can we play right now? It's just like one of those like phone things where it's like you play like you guess, it'll be like a trivia question. And then your goal is to get the least common answer. Okay, let's play let's play like the most points. No, no, no, no, because I want to do it later. Yeah, but then you can get a better score later. No, I don't do that. You do that. I have never been able to, I've never been able to. I'm paying for this. I only have one device. I got $5. I get to redo them if I want really? Yeah. I play the archive every night. What? But I'm going to bed. So then why, why would you care? You're replaying it. That's how you're doing it. Cause I haven't done this one. You got to pay, you got to pay for the archives. No, fuck it. Fuck it. No, we don't want to be like, we're playing games on the podcast podcast. Yeah, but that wasn't supposed to be the design of the show. But I just want to share an experience with Francis. Well, Francis is not going to ever do it. I mean, we know that already. He's going to, you're going to never play it. Why? Cause you hate games. Do I? Yeah. Francis, you just have a game that's at his apartment. I like games ever since he met me. Oh, true. Anti-game now. And that's not the case. You're talking about video games. I'm talking about, I play all types of games. You've never played a board game. Yes, of course I have. Well, it was the last one I played secret Hitler at Francis's house. No, you didn't know. I've never been, you will never want to come to my home. I've been to your home. Not my, not my new one upstate. Oh, yeah, that's true. Your main property, yeah, correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, our ass is listening. I think that once I have Gilly trained, I'm going to, I'm going to bring her in and she'll be here for when we record that. That's okay with you guys, but she'll be very quiet, huh? That sounds great. She doesn't have to be on camera. Huh? They don't like that. Do you? I love it. You're probably having a dog around. No, no, I'm fine with that. Yeah, it's a dog now. It's just a place of work, but you can bring their dogs in here. Oh, that makes some pleasure to you. That's fine. He brought three cats in here. I mean, my cats are going to be horrified. Put them all into the couch, running away. I suppose I should have said that. a different way, which is that would you guys? How would you feel about me bringing? I would love a dog. I'm 100% great if you do. Yeah. I would love if you did that studio dog. Yeah. Just keep them in here forever. Bring me bringing the running circles around just viciously while the core is just wearing a hole into the floor. Yeah, she's getting her 20 miles in right now. Or you pull up one of those vans that have a treadmill in the back. She doesn't jump right now. We're recording and sprint. Oh, man, those things look awesome, but then you think about it and just like, oh, that's soulless. That's got to be like walking on the treadmill or running on the treadmill already is actually, I think it's one of my least favorite things, but doing it in the back of a you haul when you're just in a box, I mean, that would be hell. You have to sprint. You're just looking at the thing, just moving the dot, counting the mile. I don't even know about this. Have you ever seen, Tyler? I think there's videos of them dog. Like basically, it's vans for overactive or hyperactive dogs. And the dog sprints into the back of the van and just fucking runs on a treadmill while they're driving somewhere. No, it's like parking outside. It's basically park right outside and it's like, okay, you want to run your dog. Oh, I mean, if people are actually doing it, which by the way, if you got to do this, you don't, you just shouldn't have a dog. If you got to get the van coming to your house every morning to run on the back of it, like that's never, that was never intended with dogs. But like the guy who made this, if people are using it, this has to be kind of like a get rich quick scheme. I wonder if people are using it. I mean, people probably use it once or twice. And they're like, yeah, like, how do I even know if my dog's happy? But I could be the kind of thing you just sign up for forever. You're like, well, dog seems fine. Yeah, I guess. We put it in this box and let it run. Yeah. So you should definitely bring your dog. We'll have your dog in here and we'll get the Xbox fridge. The Xbox fridge needs to come. We need that. We need it the full sized one. We got to get the console in here so we can play NHL. I'm down. I'll be fun. We all got to get on NHL. It's going to be my way into hockey this year. The new NHL game is the worst one they've ever made. So I don't know if I would recommend that. I would try it 16, try to NHL 16. Perfect. It's a quality game. Quality game. Francis, you've got to have another game tonight. I was at a wedding where a bunch of bar still people were this weekend is best weekend. Oh, Robbie Foxes. Yes. And it just had me handkerning for a nice hangout of, you know, we all go over to Francis's house. We don't play a game. Yeah. I would love to. We can do that. I don't really have room in my apartment. My apartment's quite small, which is funny too, because my buddy, who you know, you were on a plane with him. He's coming to stay with me for the, like the next three nights. And I was like, dude, he has to. Oh, really? I was like, yeah, Vegas trip. I spotted him on the, we're on the same flight together. I spotted him because he was trying to hop out of what the pie. But he asked to stay with me. And I was like, yeah, man, you know, you're welcome to, but you sure you want to do that. I was like, I live in a small one bedroom. Yeah. He's like, I'll be fine. I'll stay on the couch. I was like, again, okay, you know, we have friends that have like spare bedroom with full bathrooms that you could use, right? He wants to be with you though. Yeah, I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. Yeah. I'm excited to have him. That's going to be fun, but it was very funny to me. It's always fun having a buddy stay at your place. Yeah. Let's go over when he's over. Yeah, definitely. Well, I think I'm going to walk him up through Brooklyn Heights to meet my Dutch friend afterwards. Oh, see, it starts tonight. He's coming today. Oh, really? Oh, that's going to be awesome. Yeah. He was such a nice guy. Yeah, he's the man. It's a shame the game tonight's going to suck because that would have been a fun one to watch. Who's playing? It's Eagles Cowboys, but Eagles obviously have no players. This is the past. Now in this podcast is coming out. Well, that's fine. It's okay. They've already won. They're already three and four. The Eagles? Yeah. And they're on the comeback train. Oh, come on, come on, Ron. Do you think the giants are going to win the NFC East? I think it's possible. Who do you think's going to win then? The Cowboys. I don't know. You see their giants are cowboys. You think the Eagles are going to win second place. But that they are two wins. Like you know, they're going to, they're probably going to lose every other game this season. Except maybe they'll be like the Titans or something if they play them. It's okay. A day brown is killing it. So I'm just happy to see somebody that used to be on the Eagles doing really well. Brother, I'm not, I'm not here to argue. I'm just saying and stating the obvious. I mean, either I'm going to have no players on your team. I'm not here to argue. You think Jalen Carter is going to save the day. You want to argue? I would never do that. Not on this show. Not while the second amendment is protecting my rights. All right. Fucking stupid. All right. Well, guys, get some merch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you check out the new merch. We have really cool merch now. I'm actually pretty stoked for it. It'll be out. It'll be out on the bar story. Next to Harry too. I mean, this is. That's awesome. This is a quality piece of a panel. That's clean as hell. New York, New York. They could have put anything else underneath it, but somehow they came up with the perfect words. Am I lying? You take this out hunting? You know, what was that? What was that one saying on the back? Hunting and fishing. I think I'm fishing. I like that. I'm already fitted and lit it. And yeah, check that stuff out. Fuck yeah. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye.