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I ran into that guy! I'm cheap! You're not cheap though! You're not cheap at all! We love you. I appreciate that. That's true. Well, I mean, everyone in this room is a friend with Nick, and it's hard to spend time with him in a non-monetized setting. Like, he has about a 30-minute non-monetized cat per relationship, and I was like, well, I'd like to see him more often than once every, you know, calendar year, so we had to start something. Kind of like working with your dad, you know? We actually had a moment like that up in Iowa recently. What happened? Working with your dad when I was holding the light for you when you were fixing your oven. Oh, yeah. And he was having a full. That was exciting. I finally got it fixed. Now, who's just me being angry that my oven had the. computer inside of it. Did you get like, really mad about that shit? Yes. Okay. He didn't talk for 45 minutes. Everyone was scared. Oh, you don't curse, and yell at the object? Not the object. I yell at people. The lady that I call. That's much worse. From the appliance repair place was not having a good day. She upset me. I'm addicted to people. I can't help it. I called and I was like, they're like. I feel like you. No, thank you. That's the time. No, this is my room. I call. First off, she only had cancer. I'm exactly in my oven. It breaks immediately. Okay, fine. I hit him up. They're like, it's under warranty. We'll order you the parts. Great. Thank you. They're back-ordered. Okay, how long is that going to take? We don't know. Cool. Two months passed without an oven in my house. I call, and she's like, yeah, we still don't know. I'm like, cool. Can I have the parts numbers that I need, and I'll see if I can find them somewhere else? She's like, yeah, here they are. She gave them to me. It's the same woman. Then I was like, cool. I go online. It was like the eighth page of Google before I found some fucking parts warehouse. It would sell official whirlpool licensed replacement parts. But I found it ordered it, paid like $900 fucking dollars for this new computer to get put in this oven. Had it shipped to my house, and then called her. I was like, hey, I have the parts. They're official whirlpool parts. Can you have the tech component thrown in this oven for me? No. Why? You have to get the parts from us. I understand that, but you can't get the parts. Also, I feel like you should have told me this when I asked you what the parts number were, because I told you I was going to go buy the fucking parts. And she's like, yeah, we don't do that. And I'm like, okay. And then it's just me replacing the parts upset. As your children start to hide under furniture. Yeah, I picked them up. I put one in each arm. I was like, we've got to go for a little bit. I don't yell at them. They didn't yell at them. They think it's funny. They start yelling too. They copy me. You're teaching them to be a next generation employee. I'll get mad and yell at the dog. You're in trouble. They're going to be an absolute nightmare when they get old. They're going to be one grade apart in high school. It's going to be fucking awesome. Oh, boy. I mean, you just set up like a bail fund just for them. Don't worry about college. Just set up a bail fund. It's going to be great. They're the bash brothers. They're just like. Our dad said we can come here. Like they're both doing martial arts already, right? Both of them? Maybe. Never mind. Speaking of working with your dad, though, I will never forget the time. We were fixing Connor's truck in the parking lot of a brunch joint. Your dad's just like fucking beaten the line with a wrench. Beating a steel brake line shut with a wrench and a landscaping brick that we took out of the landscaping. Across a battery. Yeah. It worked. He got it fixed. It did work. Kind of. What was the goal of this? One of my brake lines first. I almost regretted you. I know. I remember that. One of this. So when you go around this corner, there's this wall. Oh, man. There's a brick wall. Well, it's a podcast. I never got released. Everybody keeps asking about it. But one of the many that never got released that people keep asking about. Guys should door dash 40s again. You guys want a 40? Sure. Yeah, I want to see what it does. I want to see what it does. You were just waiting for one guy to say yes. You think I want door dash 40s again. You guys are right. Edward 40 hands before Brandon's veteran event. Is this veteran as it gets? I would pay so much money to watch Brandon walk on stage with duct tape 40s on his hand. So bitches. That's the worst. I'm not. You smashed them. You're scared. You're scared. You smashed them. I actually did challenge in last cycle to a charity boxing event. I said you beat me in a boxing match. I'll drop out now. $100,000 to the charity of your choice. We can start that again. Tony, run it back. Offers open. Depending on how bad his polling is looking right now, he might actually try to take that gamble. You guys are never going to believe what the last thing I door dashed from 7/11 in San Antonio is. 240s. 1240s. 12. We had like seven people on the podcast. Yeah. I forgot. I think I know why he forgot. He had 1240s. That one will never see the light of death. What kind of 40s do you get? I think it's like all 45 or something. There's a game prep category at 7/11. It's Midello 40s and Funnians. He were in San Antonio. Yeah, it's the most Mexican shit. Yeah, yeah, it's this weekend. Yeah, we're super huge in the ball sports big in the sports big sports guys sports balls big ball guy Patriots so Patriots verse the Seahawks never everyone's like the Patriots are going back. It's cool. My wife has now gotten obsessed with pickleball ball so that's a thing. She dragged me there day before yesterday. I mean, it was me my wife two other middle aged women and like a bunch of 70 year olds. So didn't take me long to figure out strategy of like just hit it lightly. Three steps away. They can't get there in time. Yeah, just doing returns. Got you. Thank you. What's the difference? But so it's pickle balls just like table tennis. But it's ping pong. It's ping pong except you're on the table. Yeah, pretty much is what it is or table tennis if you're in a wrist a crack. I don't know. It's trying to sound fancy. I've been studying words again. Shuttlecock. Finn, Finn threw me off of this collared shirt and I feel like white trash. Yeah, Finn's dress. What'd you say? Who said it? I said he's he's dressed like it looks like he got bit by an insurance man. By the aflight. You gotta show your outfit on that middle camera. Go. Go. All right. Like Connor said, he got bit by a wear white. The one time I look nice. I want to give you a quote. You look like a different vampire. This just giving BJ. You were. Can you quote? Yeah. Team Edward from State Farm. Finn. Finn's dressed up like that was a female cop dang it. The sting operation. When he opened the door, I was like, fuck, we're about to get arrested. But it was Finn. I just didn't say that. Come. Like a good name. Finn's been a fancy entire time. You're the fan? Why did you look impressed? He looked at the camera. I was like, oh, they're looking at her. Well, it's good to have the gang back. Why are we here? We're down here for a veterans event. You're you're putting on. Yeah, yeah, we're actually we're hosting a veteran appreciation and voter voter registration drive today. So pretty cool. And you know, any excuse to have the gang down as a good excuse. I'm a veteran and I love Brandon. Vote for Brandon. Well, yeah. Vote for Brandon. Good job. Okay. He hasn't earned any of those metals. Let's see. That may look funny. Wonderful. I don't know. I've seen the road. He walked in the road. I walked. His seems a little harder lately. So I'm good. Like the the the mailer that they put out. Like Brandon Herrera, like disparages veterans. And he didn't earn a single one of those metals. And I'm like, my favorite part about that is the actual story behind it is from the unsub life tour. When I didn't think I was going to ever run for office again. You know, everything's back on the table. You know, we're doing a comedy show 18 plus whatever. They're like, he flips people off and like, all these metals or whatever. Like every metal in that photo was given to me that day by veterans in our audience at in attendance at that show. As part of the joke. I don't want to interrupt. How many forties am I ordering? You got one, two, three. I'm not. I can't do glue. I can't. Or not or dashing 40s. You got to. I think. Are you going to have a 40? I'll do it. You have to do it. I can't. I can't have a 40. You want a 40? Then wants a 40. Obviously I'm just going to pop that card. Do you want a 40? You want a 40? One, two, three, four. Show once a 40. Show once a 40. 40 out of 40. What's up, 40. So in America, we use real units of measurement like ounces. Yeah. And so it's 40 ounces of liquid. It's just a big bear bottle. It's like beers five to six percent malt. Lakers like eight. Remember when Finn said I'm not drinking. It's a work day. Does he? You mean five minutes ago? It was like, dude, it's a work day. I'm 24. 5. I'm not drinking. I'm not. I'm not doing it. I will literally vomit. You're drinking a 40. They're not drinking a 40. I'm ending the podcast. You can't do that. I can. Do it. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. Underwhelming by yourself. That'll be. On brand. I would do a 40 ounce count of white claw. Giant cans. Yeah. We know you'd be gay. I didn't want you to tell me that. Yep. You are very warm right now. Eli's gay. I'm always giant cans. Yes. Correct. Of white claw. Well, thank you. Context matters. Speaking of context matters. I'm going to piss Eli off. Oh, yeah. There's a newspaper. Sorry. A magazine that published a new article. And the headline is 50% of samurai's were actually women. They said this. It's all over Twitter. I didn't. I went through and read the article before I even read it. I go. I haven't read this yet. I'm going to, but I guarantee you all they did was change the definition of samurai from what everybody thinks of when you say samurai. 100% go through and read the article. They're like actually samurai's a social class. And by the night by the 161615 it adopted many women were whatever and they worked government jobs and basically like a bunch of women were secretaries for the government. They were also samurai's was. Yeah. It's like if you expand the definition from warrior to secretary. Yes. 50% of samurai's were women. You look at it this specific way. 100% not trying to brag. But if you let me change definitions. It's a words I can prove anything right. That would have been a boring show articles. There's like three of them. I think the Smithsonian was the first one to put it out. Oh, the people that have the giant schools. Fuck here we go. Have the giant schools. They're writing the Nephilim. They hide so much shit. That was a wild rabbit hole to go in is they can just delete or get rid of it or say we never had it and then not talk about it. I did see that conspiracy theory that they like destroyed the the Nephilim or the giant skeletons or whatever in like the 20s or something. And I was very disappointed to find out there's very little historic basis behind that rumor. But have you seen that? I want it to be true. They're involved with it. They're the ones writing the history Brandon. It's it's in my head canon that that's fact. But I don't know if there's an actual fact. Now I want to see how many were deleted from or got rid of and hidden because it's just not the removing borrowed artifacts, including Bibles belonging to Rev Brown. Yeah, they like. They deleted a bunch of stuff. They just get rid of stuff. Oh, yeah, no track it. Like, well, that's what Sonia's wild when you actually got up there with the Vatican of like we're taking that. Yeah, like that's one of the reasons why they always say that when if you're going to donate to a museum, loan it. Yes, because a lot of those museums and this is unfortunately a problem just across the country in general. A lot of these museums will take artifacts that are donated by wealthy benefactors or people that are just passionate about people learning history and then those they'll just sell it to increase their budget. So they'll hook that shit on eBay and then use the profits to buy a new building or whatever. They don't actually go on display. What kind of shirt is that? Actually, Eli, these are what are called shorts. Fabletics shorts. But where do you put your head? It's complicated. Well, they look comfortable. 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If you go to fabletics.com/unsub, you will get an additional 80% off everything, everything. Just head over to fabletics.com/unsub, pick it quick, style quiz. Tell them you want the red shorts and be sure to select unsub when prompted to ask who sent you. That's fabletics.com/unsub. We should start a museum. You called me about this several months ago and I'm still down. I took a couple of our local state reps from Texas here, Texas state legislators on a tour this morning. It's those kind of moments where they're just like shitting their pants over like, oh this is so cool. I need to have a museum. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness. No stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily, New York. Maybe it's Mavilyane. What would you call off? We have an AMAZING big ass gun museum. That just sounds like I should be also selling pork rinds. I don't. Sky's the limit, brain. I'd have brain in her air pork rinds. Yeah, I would. Delicious. That sounds awful. Jack and diet flavored pork rinds, why not? Yeah. You're selling me. You're winning me back. That's the only drink that's served in the brain in her air museum. Hey, before you fondle a firearm. You guys have any water? No. No. No. Don't touch this stuff. We have ice. The drink and fountain at brain. Is it the actual diet? Hard to believe Coca-Cola sponsored it. Yeah, it's crazy to get charged $1 per second. Do you drink out of the fountain? Realistically, I know we talk through the logistics of this. We could absolutely open it. We could do it. It'd be like hard rock or like planet Hollywood, but for bros. We talked about that too with opening manmosas. And just having it be like a planet Hollywood. There's a bunch of shit from our videos. You know, 5/0 skateboard. It's the ****. Shinzo Abe, pipe pistol, you know, stuff like that, just on the walls. It's like a destination. Yeah, we just actually get chiseled. Yeah, put his bones. God rest on the wall. God rest his soul. That would be sick actually. I love it. I mean, it's kind of like a Catholic church. The way that they, oh, Connor's gone damn it. Wait, what? No, but like, the Catholic Catholic church like has a. Oh, the reliquary thing? Yeah. I'm convinced they have the library of Alexandria in there. They have all that stuff. And those books are gone. It's crazy. We never found them. But no one can go back there. Like, they have crazy security. The Vatican's its own. What is it called? They do have some. They're their own country, right? Yeah. They do have some crazy like artifacts and stuff. And it's like every Catholic church. Yeah. I think every legit Catholic church has to have like a round or a piece of a reliquary. Yeah. You know what I mean? There was one. It was the the jawbone of, I don't know, it was James or whoever. I think. But they had like this very ornate thing around it. Like this like fake skull thing or whatever. And the caption was this character design goes hard. They have everything in there. They really put so much shit in a museum with all our stuff. They still have the skull of Mary Magdalene, I think. Yeah. Like. Tell me that's not out of Warhammer 40K. Yeah. No, like a lot of their shit is very ornate. It's just wild. With the actual. Yeah, they have the skull of Mary Magdalene. And that's what it's in. Like this is the Warhammer 40K. Yeah, that's the Emperor. You know, while I may not be a Catholic per se, a lot of their shit goes hard as. And you cannot deny it. Like that's pretty baller. I've always thought it'd be really funny if aliens showed up and they were just like hardcore Catholics. Walking out of the spaceship. Well, I got bad news for 'em. Unless they were made in God's image. No, no, no, we were made from the other rib. Yeah, we were cool. Did you see the guys when they were announcing the new Pope, the guys were like the laser guns that were standing outside? Oh, yeah, the anti-drone guns. Stuff people would never even seen before outside of Lockheed Martin. They were like, "Yeah, we got this dude. We're the man again. Don't worry about it." It was like crazy. I don't know what it was. It looked like the Starship Troopers gun. But it was like an electoral warfare gun for drones. I tried to buy one of those at one point from Poland. Of course you did. It was. They're pretty neat. Completely unfazed by that statement coming at you enough, actually. Shockingly shocked how unsurprised I am. I'd be doing shit. But I know. A boy be acting up on all that shit. Yeah, it's basically like a directional, like, radio wave thing. I don't remember exactly how. Yeah, you have cancer. Yeah. Well, it's mostly like just a disruption thing. Where it's like, "Okay, you had signal. Now you don't." He said, "You have peace. Thanks for sharing." I want to know what was the thing that was using the Maduro ring. I know Ram keeps like hinting at it a little bit. Like, he's picking out it kind of like, "Well, they don't want me to talk about it." I'm like, "Brother, he can. You're in charge." I know that they did a memorial of like the 40 dudes and they were all in like buckets. I could see that. You know what I'm talking about? What did we do to them? It's a security detail. Brandon the Corpse's home. They had already cremated all of them. They were like, "Are Cubans right?" They were Cubans, yeah. They were marching holding the, what do you call them? It's like shoe boxes. Like, we hit him with the fucking shrink, right? Yeah, that's all they had. They're like, "Yeah, this is it. This is 40 dudes." Practically, I think they were probably just cremated, but. What would they. It's just a hopped-up version of L-rad. Yeah. But everybody on the internet is free. That's a war crime. And it's like, I mean, we could have shot him. That was another part first. Say that, say the line. Why is never a war crime the first time? Yeah. But I mean, that's. Hey, would you rather Delta rolled up and made you get nauseous and puke? Or they just clapped you immediately? Like, I'd rather puke. And if it is what we're thinking, it is. Like, this is shit that I remember growing up and playing hooky from school, watching on future weapons. Like the area denial, like some sonic shit or whatever. It's been around for a minute. That's just the. They were willing to tell us on national television 15 years ago. I don't know if I was on security detail. And there's 40 of us. And like, 10 of my friends just vaporized. I'm probably gonna. I'm probably gonna take a step back. I'm probably gonna abandon my post. Oh, no. Oh shit. I'm coming in here. Oh, I'm out. Like, I don't understand how they got all 40 of them at once with the vapor gun. That's. No one was like, I need to leave. Someone needs to know this story. I just want to know who's dead and out. Is it 25 million bounty? How much was it up to you? It was 50. 50 million dollar bounty. And you're like, you in 40 or your homies? You didn't know your homies? He's good this night. Yeah. You're also fucking employed by a dictatorship in Venezuela. You're making like US $6,000 a year. Yeah. Yeah. You know how fast Delta had to have been fucking moving to like. For the videos of them clearing it's scariest. Fast roped out of the helicopter and made it to him before he made it to his safe room. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Because they didn't catch him trying to open the door. Yeah. They caught him trying to get into his safe room. Like, they were booking it clear in that place. That is speed running. Yeah. They do do. Like, he's opening doors like, what's the code to open? Everyone's dead. Everyone's vapor, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's like, ooh, it's the last snap. Have you. I haven't seen the videos, have you? I've seen videos of them clearing. But when I went to the government training institute in Barnwell, Georgia for SWAT school, the head of the, our head instructor with a former Delta guy. And this motherfucker would run at full speed and just hit targets at a dead sprint. And it looked like his waist was on like a camera gimbal. And his top half didn't move. He was just like, dude, dude, dude, dude. While he was sprinting full speed. Basically, our best players are playing with hacks. Oh, yeah. 100%. It's nasty. Damn. Blasting so-so on the way in. Have you read the comments on that YouTube video? I haven't seen it. I just like the fact that Trump's like, apparently they were listening to Sosa. On the way. Oh, is that a real thing? That's a real thing. Oh, top. I thought that was just a mean in this whole time. The comment on love Sosa on YouTube is this is the last thing Maduro heard. It's still like a million likes. Bitches love Sosa. What is that? I don't know. Go to sleep, babe. I have no idea. A weapon I ran. Everything that kicked off yesterday. So I ran to exist. I don't know the tweets yesterday. And then the spike in Papa John. I think we've also seen. I think he said something about it publicly. If not, it was a very funny meme that fooled me. Sequor, Pete Hegseth, has said that he watches the pizza tracker and fucks with it now. Man, don't- Which is very fun. Don't change the rules to the game. That's what we have. Well, because there's the two very reliable sources of, you know, like, what is it? I like to- Intel. Intel. Oh, cent? Oh, cent. Thank you. It's the pizza tracker, like how, you know, dominoes and Papa John's around the Pentagon, like if they get a spike at 11 o'clock at night, sort of thing, like, oh, we're doing shit. And also record low attendance at the local gay bars. Are the two metrics that they use? I love the idea that Pete Hegseth is just throwing pizza parties for random office workers at the Pentagon to fuck with everybody. Yeah, just imagine, like, you just make a threat against Cuba. And then you're like, all right, order 400 pizzas. Make 'em sweat. I don't know if Iran still exists. I don't want to open my phone. It's been the longest year ever so far. I'm exhausted. I'm completely exhausted. Tell me about it. My kids didn't go to school for a week. They regressed significantly. They can't read anymore. They're only doing audible sounds. They're like the city of Nashville imploded because of the infrastructure there. It's just, I'm tired. Every time I open my phone, I just go, "Ugh." But, you know, moving on. But we have Netflix. We have Netflix. Yeah, we have Netflix. I have watched Landman, my ascension towards-- It sucks. You see some sucks. Then-- Yeah. It's bad TV, but you can't look away. The first season was great. The second season-- I think it ended well. I think they stuck the landing, but I think that might have had a plane where John Ham didn't die because I was hanging over, but then he got that other show. That would have changed it a little bit, but that's just my theory. Me and Connor would watch it, and we would just-- The entire time. Like, mid-season was very slow. Yeah. And season two. Yeah. - You're talking about how Sam Elliott was talking about how, you know, you don't know what you got to his gun. You really need to take care of that Mexican chick, who fucking hates you. (laughing) - Yeah, there was a lot of Sam Elliott filler now that you say that, 'cause they're like, what were we gonna do with them? Put them outside near the pool. (laughing) - I get to go swim with a naked stripper. - It's very cool. (laughing) - We should all be so lucky. - What's your retirement like? - Never seen the shot something. - I highly confused it. - It's about land and a man. (laughing) - Wow. - What will we call it? (laughing) - Call it land man. Add boobs every 15 seconds for retention. - Taylor Sheridan can't keep getting away with it. - I know, the most insufferable women on the planet make sure you put them in there too. - Yeah. - That's a choice. - They're all fucking horrible, man. Every single woman in that show. - The characters are the actresses in real life. - No, the characters are terrible. - Especially the Mexican chick, good God. - I don't care about the sun's plot line. - I don't either. Like who gives a fuck about Cooper? - Nobody else is in his Mexican chick. Her husband gets blown up on the oil pipeline. A month later, she's dating the boss's kid. And she has a baby and the boss's kid is taking care of her. But she fucking hates them. Even though he's a multi-millionaire and she like just keeps leading them around and treating them like shit. - He's like, he's like the most doding. Like I care about you so much. I'll do whatever you need. - Bump of water is like, you need to earn this. - Her husband gets blown up on an oil rig and she starts dating this guy a month later because he was nice enough to mow the front lawn. And then he goes off and like full on. Like I need to purve, and she just had a kid. He's like, I'm gonna like step in in the fatherly role and like take care of her and do whatever. Figures out how to make like a hundred million dollars a year and then she gets mad at him and leaves him. - Yeah. - I guess I wanna be rich. - I'm not ready for this. - I just wanted you to mow the lawn. - Well you, that's it. - Well she's like, I- - She was there. - Nevermind. - Yeah go. - Well she says, I don't wanna be rich. She just got a three million dollar settlement from the fucking company that they all work for. - Then he finessed, like he walked in. He's like, ah, no, we'll take a million. And she's like, what? Like and then she hates him for all the money he gives her. - And her excuse for that is she's just like, no, that's not my money, that's his money. It's like, no, this is literally what the money was for is to take care of you in case he died. - Yeah. - It's a whole point of that money. - I just wanna work at the (beep) bar. - That also was a block. - That was, that was actually weird 'cause that was like - That is a block point. - That was their hangout spot and then it got super like. (laughing) - I thought it was like, right? - This salty spatoon from SpongeBob. - Yeah, I thought it was like a place to like, oh let's go hang out at the patch. We all know way too much about this show. But, sponsored by Fair Mount Plus. - This is how we feel when you talk about anime. - I'm getting so angry right now. - Well, so it's like this bar where they all hang out and the waitresses have like reports. It's like, what do you have in today at the special? And he's like, nah honey, I'll just have something hot and cold. You know what, like they say stuff like that. And then like the next season, it's like (laughing) I'm gonna batch get me out of them titties doing like, it's just like out of pocket stuff the whole time. It's crazy. But the sun, again, saves the girl that hates him. - Why is the Mexican girl hate? - Yeah, the whole premise is she's a smoke show and she calls him Flocco, which I found out mean skinny, which, that shade I wouldn't want thrown at me the whole time. If I'm printing cash out of dinosaur bones, you know. (laughing) Hey, chill the fuck out. (laughing) I'm raising your child now. Can we like settle down a little bit, but she's like nah, Flocco, she just hates him. I don't know. - It's got to be a Latina thing. That's exactly how Hannah is. - I've never made hundreds of millions of dollars, but I'd be like, I don't know, some big business breakthrough where I made a bunch of money or something. And she's like, - I'm glad you had a good day, sweetie. - Good, it changes her life's zero. - Yeah. - I mean, - The credit cards still work. - Like she's already living. - Yeah, that's part of being a man. Is this the albatross around our neck? - Yeah. Like imagine coming home, telling your wife, you don't have to be an electrician anymore 'cause you made a successful YouTube off of a short form platform where he told history. She's like, "Whatever, this is what I did." Yeah. "Can I wrap the Bronco and hot pink?" No. - No. - No, why would you do that? - That seems like an oddly specific example, Nick. - I've got almost like a conversation I had yesterday. - Do you like a mouthful of hardwood? Yes, go on. - Then boy, do I have a product for you. - I'm reenlisting in the Navy. - No, not this time. - Oh, the product is fume. - What's fume? - It's an amazing device for those trying to kick those nasty habits. - When you said hardwood, you actually meant hardwood. - I'm sorry to disappoint, but yes, I mean literal hardwood. - I love hardwood in my mouth. - Wait. - You know what's gare than hardwood in your mouth? - Dying from cancer. - Fume has an award-winning design. - There's no battery, no chemicals, just flavored air. - Dile that air flow. - With the clickies. - When you ever tried maple pepper? - No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors. - Cody, what's your favorite? - I don't know about flavor, but John C. Fume told me it was sexy and sleek. - That is a sexy and sleek piece of wood right there, Cody. - Oh yeah, put it in your mouth, suck that flavored air. - Quit cranking your wood on camera. Start your guilt-free journey with the good habit and use code unsub, where you can get a free gift with purchase. Start your long overdue breakup. - Just head to try fume.com/unsub and use code unsub. - Just start your good habit today. - I get those, I can't say any of the texts I've gotten from my family since I've got here. They're all like, I'm like, why are you asking, my one daughter was like, my knee keeps hitting the steering wheel. Can we adjust the brake in the car? And I was like, I'm sorry, what do you mean? - And she's like, the brake needs to be adjusted. And I'm like, you owe me to go into the car. - Let me call BMW. - Mr. BMW. - No, no, bring it in and fix that real quick. - There's usually a lever to adjust the steering wheel. - Like, when I'm home, they all hate that I'm there. The second I leave, they give me like real obscure problems that I can't solve. And I'm like, adjust the steering wheel, move the seat and she hasn't said anything. - Dad, you fixed that real quick. - I won't be, I won't be. - Why did you give me that? - Oh, Hannah's gonna be so pissed I tell this story. - Oh god. - I will never forget the time. I'm sitting at work. I'm like a third year apprentice. I just got, I'm like on my lunch break. I've been in, somebody's at a call day. It's like 140 degrees in there. I'm sweating through my jeans. Hannah calls me. I'm like eating Casey's pizza. And she calls me panicked. Nick, I'm locked in my car. (laughing) - I go, what? She goes, I can't get out of my car. It won't let me out. (laughing) I just go, sweetheart, put the car in park. (laughing) She just goes, she just hangs up. - I'm in a glass case of emotion. - They're so pretty. - I love it, I'm very blessed. - I just picture you hang up and you don't take a series. You get home 10 hours later, she's dead. (laughing) - You left your child, you're gone in the car. - She hung up on me. - That's clearly the problem. - It's alright, I know exactly, I have a princess, I have three princesses in my house, so I understand. I understand all of it. I can tell by the way you're just fiddling with your hands, like I love it. I love it so much all the time. I have low-grade anxiety constantly. It's weird, I don't know if anyone else has this problem. But my doors, they do the fucking craziest thing. When I shut them, they find a way to be locked. Everyone else just doesn't shut them. So it's kind of the craziest security feature of my home. There's key pads, there's apps, you can whistle at it, you can talk to the government, Jeff Bezos girl, you can tell her to do it. I've said in every single countermeasure I can, but they are getting past it, like it's oceans, 11, every single day in my house. - You can talk to the Jeff Bezos girl. - I don't know if one of them's listening. I don't want to say her name. - Oh, she is. - See, she, I saw a wink at Connor. - No, it's great, I don't know what to do. I need to set up like home-alone style contraptions as they like grab their bags and they go out the door, it's like triggers and I can just end the lock. - Alexa, order 100 vials of baby oil. - It's locked into my account. (laughing) Alexa, make it 1,000, ordered. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting, it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mavily New York. - Maybe it's Mabling. (laughing) - I hope a thousand bubbles show up. - Hey, these judges like, thank you. - You can't return it. Does it have a weird policy with baby oil? (laughing) - I didn't know it was logged into your account. That makes it so much better. - That's reckless in this household. - I love them though. - Also, to anybody who was watching that on a smart TV at full volume, I'm so sorry. They walked away. they don't know, I was just gonna get hit with the massive bill. - I did find out this, that reminds me of something, this kind of word story, Bobby Bones, the radio host. He actually played the, what'd you call it? They're like, we're in the noise for like an emergency, for like a bit they were doing. - Oh shit. - And it hit every single station he was broadcasting on, and he got an FCC fine and triggered an emergency event. 'Cause it was just like, it picks it up automatically. Like if it hears it here, it'll just chain, react through everything. - I didn't know that. - I didn't know it either. He was like, yeah, it was like a million dollars they tried to find us. And I was like, oh damn, 'cause once it hits one station, it just keeps rolling and rolling and rolling. - I know there was the Orson Wells, the War of the Worlds. - Oh yeah, that was Los Angeles. - Yeah, they read the War of the Worlds, and like everybody thought it was like a legit newscast, and everybody freaked the fuck out. Which I think is like kind of overblown, right? - I think it's overblown too. I don't think that many people had radios to begin with, you know? - Well, I feel like I have to like, preface any story like that now around Nick after the Pepsi Navy thing. 'Cause I can't. - No, no, no, I've read it, I don't. - Actually. - Yeah, there's that. - When I was literally Googling was that story. - I just think it's funny how polar opposite everything's become, like you can accidentally read a fictional book and people take it super serious, and now Donald Trump could come out and be like holding an alien skull. Be like, so we've known about these since the '40s and nobody would give a shit. - Everybody be like, "Ah, it's AI." - Everybody, not even that. Everybody be like, "Great, the stock market's still down, and I'm really mad that ISIS isn't Minneapolis." Like, nobody would give a flying fuck about anything. - I think, why does kids you know how to skit about that? - Probably. - They were just like, "Oh yeah, by the way, aliens are real." - What? Like, "Oh yeah, aliens are real." We've downed UFOs, blah, blah, blah, blah. And like it's like in the White House press briefing room. And he just goes, "We're going to war with Iran, aren't we?" He's like, "You got me, dude." (laughing) "Yeah, we thought we could get it past you." - Yeah, I would pass, if aliens are real, I would pass out texting Nick. I told you so, 'cause he doesn't think they're real, but I'm sorry. - But you're not aliens guy? - I'd never said that in many Mexicans. I argue with you about the giant thing and the moon thing. - The moon, we've never been there, we've never been to the moon. We went to Moon City in Burbank, California. I'm convinced of that. - Why? - Because they went and filled, the story is they filmed a backup just in case, right? Does it didn't go to the moon? I've never done anything in my life where I'm like, you know what we should do? We should film a backup just in case we don't go to the moon. - You've also never done anything in your life where you've taxed millions of people, millions and millions of dollars and dumped it into a project that maybe was gonna fail. - Or it's propaganda against USS arm. We didn't go there until, and if we did, we found Transformers. Decepticons were up there. - Oh yes, I have also seen the documentary known as Dark Side of the Moon. - I'll road sleep back to Michael Bay. - It's just why I knew we're going back now. That's a new thing that's happening. - Right? - But I knew we were going back when I saw the moon. - We were through a crowd. - Jared Isaacman, American Space Supremacy. - You don't know it, you don't know it, right? - Yeah, yeah, you don't know him. - So what's up? - We're gonna go watch the launch. - Artemis? - Yeah. - Oh yeah, when is that? - It's set up. - 'Cause I don't know if I'll be able to go there and I'm really upset if everybody else is 'cause I'm campaigning. - You have to go. - I want to go. - People can wait. - I would go to the moon. - Mm-hmm. - Why? - I don't know what's up there. It terrifies me. - And I don't believe in anything. - You watch that fucking Thorough Ball movie like Apollo 18 or whatever. - Yeah. - There's too many of these. - It's hollow and there's aliens in the center. - Tom Hanks. - A Gartho was on the moon all day. - Oh my god. - Dude, Tom Hanks and Gary Sinesse had to use a Hoover vacuum to get home. I'm not rolling the dice on that. Like, no, it just terrifies me. I'm here. I'm more worried about the stuff that's here. We only know about 5% of the ocean. It's all the coasts. We know more about space than we do the ocean. - Let's see what's the quote. Remember everybody, every dead body on Mount Everest was a highly motivated individual. Calm the fuck down. - I feel like I would rather go to space. I'd rather go to space than the deep sea. Like not even close. - Yeah. - But for sure. - Yeah, fuck off. - If I had to choose one, yeah. - Which one? - If I had like, - DCU die. - Oh yeah, really fast. - It's really space. - You die when oxygen runs out and-- - I know your blood boils. It's really cool. - Hey, I'll wait. - It's like instant though. - Is space instant or is-- - I think it's all instant. - Well, ask the people who try to go see the Titanic. - What I'll say is when your Xbox controllers-- - I do know that the like instantly freezing to death thing in outer space is bullshit. That's not real. - That's why I just need, if I do go to the moon in this hypothetical situation, I'm just bringing a cult pifle on with me in case it doesn't work out. - Guns in space is rad. It just keeps going. - I actually wanted to do a video on this. I will do it one day. - Guns don't work in space, right? - Do they work in space? - No, 'cause they just don't stop. - Well, no, no, because there's no oxygen in the bowl. - But that's not everything sealed. The bullets are sealed. - It's self-contained within the cartridge. - Oh. - The question is, is it ever used to oxygen? - So what happens when you shoot it? Do you move or does the bullet move? - Everything does. - Both? - If you're floating, yeah. - It's never stopped. - I wanted to do a video specifically of like what, like how guns work in space. And I wanted to build a vacuum chamber and we take it down to zero oxygen, zero everything, like actual vacuum. And then through a trigger, like an electrical trigger, fire a gun in that vacuum and see what happens. - There we go. - On high speed. I've wanted to do this for like five fucking years. I've had this video idea forever, and now I realize I have the resources to do it. I don't know why I haven't yet. - Call the NASA guy. Maybe they probably got something you can shoot over there. - Jared, let me shoot a gun and one of your fucking multi-million dollar vacuum chambers. It's fine, the moon's fake anyways. It's all right, come on over. - Yeah, I'm sure. - Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what. Did you see that podcast we did with his? - Yeah, so this is great. - Just made the joke of like, so how much are they paying you to lie about the moon? - We, I loved it. We talked about that SR-71 thing, shooting itself down on underwhelming. One of those channels that just steals our clips. - I fucking, I can't upload it. It's got like, it's got like 12 million views. I made a video about the SR-71, and in the video, everybody's always like, "Why don't they put guns on it?" I was like, 'cause it would shoot itself down. And the amount of morons that get in there, like you obviously failed physics, because if the planes traveling 2,500 miles an hour, and then you fire the bullet, the bullets going 2,500 miles an hour, plus the speed of the bullet. And it's like, it fucking slows down. - Yeah. - Yeah, but bullets rise. - No they don't. - They, yes, bullets have an arc. The top, at the very most under perfect conditions, the 50 cows going up five feet at its peak, not the height of a fucking SR-71 plane. It's got to run into its own bullets. - Well, bullets aren't even rising. Bullets drop, no matter what. They rise because your barrel is angled versus how the optic is mounted. That is the only difference. - Tell them. - Bullets aren't raising up. If you drop a bullet here, and you shoot one, at the exact same time, both will land at the exact same time. - Thank you Eli, I was edging an aneurysm. Other significantly slower planes have shot themselves down, flying into their own bullets. Like, I'll die on this hill. Plains have shot themselves down, flying into their own bullets. - Bullets? - Yeah. - Okay. - All right. - That makes sense. - That makes sense. - Like in a dive, they've fired a burst and then fucking accelerated into the dive and caught up to their own bullets and shot themselves down. It's happened multiple times. - It seems like they would be moving too slow, comparably. I'm not doubting you on that. I'm just like that physics wise, I'm having a hard time. But especially something that's like shooting ordinance, like missiles and shit like that. Like, yeah, I see that obviously happening. But yeah, that's the thing is like, well actually, they'll be moving the same speed plus the speed of the, it's like, yeah, that happens for a split second. - Right, and like people don't, they're like, the plane is propelling itself. The bullet is not. If you don't believe me, stick your hat out the fucking window, go in 70 and spit. Let me know how it works. Like, no, yeah. - No kink. - Unlocked. - The F11 tiger shot it, - You know what, if you were more of the barista that spits in your own mouth. Hey, everybody's got a third thing. That's not mine. - The F111. - It's been a month. - Sorry, F11. Shot itself down in 1956. - So there's a-- - After 60 seconds, you would die first of lack of oxygen. - 60 seconds. - Thank goodness we're, the earth is flat and we're on the back of a turd. - Because it takes its time, because now your skin has elasticity, but because all oxygen is sucked out. - Right, right. - I want to see that. - It's just a diagram. - So that tracks-- - That would suck, dick. Is that (bleep) you've catched up to your own fucking rounds? - That's a veteran. (laughing) - Well, I mean-- (laughing) - Hey guys, do you want to see something? - Not again. - Those are true classics. - Oh. - You want to touch it, Brandon? 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(laughs) - Now imagine my dick, Eli Quabas, 2025. - True classic talk, yeah. (laughs) - Use code unsub. Now we've been messing around with T-shirts and been in that industry for years now, and we can truly say that true classic has some of the greatest material and greatest fitting that we've ever seen. - So forget over price designer brands. Skip the cheap throwaway stuff. True classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back. - You can even find them at Target or Costco or you can go to trueclassic.com/unsub to try for yourself. If you wanna level up your clothes for a summer or coming into the fall weather, head over to trueclassic.com/unsub. - So this is another AI Slop Farm. Clip in the pot, it's out of control. There's the one clip of me talking about my first day in college. - You got roasted so bad. - And everyone just keeps saying it didn't happen. And I'm like, but they're arguing with each other and the Slop machine, but they're not, none of them are talking to each other because I stood up for myself in college. It's just, it's this story of my first class back after I got out of the Marines. I go into the school and there's this. - It's gonna be so funny when they clip this one again and re-upload it. - They're gonna clip it again and the guys just gonna look and be like, this is fair use. It's not art, please stop. - It's fair use. - No, it's, this is, you get it here. But, I mean, I've been the Marines. I got on, so I started in January 2011, but I was on Terminal Leave, you're welcome. But I was on Terminal Leave. And so I had left active duty in November. But anyways, I'm like doing orientation. I don't know how to do anything in class. I'm dressed like an idiot because I didn't have any good civilian club. I look like a goober. So I look like a young college kid. And he's talking about how every paper in class needs to be an MLA format and I had no idea what that was. I'd never heard it before, like ever. And so he's like, if you have any questions after class, please come up to me and he had the scarf. And he's doing this impression of Robin Williams and what's the dead poet's society, which is actually based on a school in Nashville. And he's like flipping his scarf around and I go up to him and go, "Hey, sir, my name's Zach Rebell. "I just have a question. "Can you explain to me what MLA format is?" And he goes, "MLA format." You don't know who that is. And he whips his scarf back. He goes, "You just got out of high school six months ago. "How did you forget it so quickly?" And I was like, "Actually, I just got out of the Marines "and six months goes in Afghanistan. "If you ever talk to me like that again, "we'll have some real fucking problems. "Because I'm surrounded by other students. "So he's dressing me down in public in front of people." Like, "Big no-no in the military." "Big no-no anywhere." Like he was talking to me like a idiot. And so now this clip has like been used. People send it to me now. It's just being pulled from like slop farms and just people running it over and over and like adding like, you know, weird animations and stuff. And so now people are like, "This guy didn't happen." This, you know, it's like, "Yeah, then bro, woke up, blah, blah, blah." And I was just, I've gotten into a few. I've been like, "This is literally my life. "I don't know why you are talking to a robot." - That was also a really funny qualifier too. It's like, "Oh, yeah, this is big no-no in the military." I'm like, "Actually, most people don't like being "motherfucked in public no matter who they are." - They don't see enough for themselves. - Yeah, so like the takeaway is that most people won't stand up for themselves and a teacher, a person of authority, was dressing down a student on his first date. Like that was, like if that's the way he talks to his students, I hope that he's very unsuccessful with every other aspects of his life. He also was a white guy saying he was writing books and he pushed his book on the class. He's like, "I've been writing about, what did he say? "African-American Southern culture." And he was like the subject matter expert. And he, he, isn't it? No, he was writing, he said, "I've got a book about African-American Southern culture." And like, I don't know what his white ass was talking about. Like, I mean, to some degree. I think that's. It happens, stop sending me the clip. I don't need it, like, please stop. It's actually kind of annoying. - So when you woke up, what happened then? Everyone collapsed. - What happened? - Everyone collapsed. - Yeah, like, uh-uh. - I'm so, I forgot, I fucking got, I brought the one thing and I wanted to do it before the podcast and then I'm like, "Fuck, the punch cube." - Oh. - The what? - To measure our punching. - Oh, yeah, I brought it. - Oh, I didn't know we had that. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - That's the way we can put them all down that. We'll just talk to you. - Right, another metric to take myself. - Oh, man. - That's another thing Nick can beat us at, cool. - Yeah. - Nick's, yeah, Nick's an onion of powers and abilities. It gets old, some-- - Mass will. - Yeah, yeah. - He also has a dirty Jiu Jitsu fighter. I'll tell you that right now. Like, we went in there and like, he's doing stretches and stuff and so we're at a Jiu Jitsu gym and I am gonna get back into it. I just hadn't had a good gym or time. And so he's like stretching and then like-- - Yeah, I know. - I've been really busy in time, new gyms. - Well, the one I didn't want to go to the one I was at and then like, well, it doesn't matter. I'm a coward. But I ran into a lack of will power. - I'm a coward. - Anyways, I'm a weak bitch. And so we're like in there. It's me, Jake, Nolan, and Tackett and Bloss, and we're just like messing around and like, we take some geese they have and like, put them on and like, we're kind of being goofballs. And then I turn around and Nick then has a mouthguard in it. I was just like, "Mother fucker." Like, I thought we were going to class and he's just like, "But I were gonna roll up Nick." And he's like, he's like, charging up and he's like, "He'll be okay." And then just proceeded to Molly walk me for like two hours. - I feel like he would really enjoy that. - Oh, and he's-- - I know he would. When they were filming, he's smiling the whole time and he put his head in my stomach, took like, it wasn't Neon Belly. It was Nick on my belly. - The fouries are here. - I'm not drinking a fourty. I can't. I will vomit. - I just like, Nick was a bulldog. - He put his head in my stomach. - Powering up. - Yeah. I almost had an on-board on it. I almost had an on-board. - Fighting with Ethan was really fun. Showing him a little bit about boxing and stuff like that. - And then we had him over up for the podcast. - Oh yeah. - Ethan Bernard. - Yeah, he did really good. - Oh, he took him boxing? - Yeah. - He learned really fast. He was like, man, this is a lot of-- - It's a lot of cardio. - Fighting cardio is fucking different. - Yeah. - Let's get heavy. - We got to go smart too. - That stuff's smart. - And the worst part about getting rolled by Nick, the whole English. - He really did it. I can't. - Are they all old English? - Oh yes. - Show has to drink up fouries. - I got the power cube though. We can punch it and put our names on that thing. - I don't know if I've ever had one. - I don't try a sip. I haven't had one in a minute. I'm not gonna drink the whole fucking thing. - That gluten will make me poop much better. - Been really good about not drinking lately. Life has been born. - We've been doing great. I'm not gonna talk in 21 days right now in life. It's just like bleak and meaningless. - Yeah, Cody don't. Cody don't. - Don't do it good, don't drink. - This is not-- - No, do it. - Bring back Old Testament Cody. (laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - Bring back that dude who's gonna meet me. (laughing) - I'm gonna be a good friend. (laughing) - No, Leviticus Cody almost came back. (laughing) - He had some words for some people. (laughing) - Yeah. - Okay, we're gonna cut to weight for one second. - Two are gone. (laughing) - And they're already taken up Cody's kids. - Half of the Cody's gone. Cody's had a life beat right there. (laughing) - Hey, let me put you on something. (laughing) - I don't know if I've ever had this. - Oh, all these. - I've never had this before. - Oh, that's why. - Bro, this bad boy right here is $2.99. - Don't tell us to come back here and drink our 40s. - Well, at the first sip. - First sip, we'll get you some reaction. Lead down the camera then. - Lead down, lead down, lead down. - Lead down, lead down the camera. - You gotta show the Irish cheers. - It explodes. (laughing) - Second order. - I don't know what that means, but all right. - One, two, three. - Just tastes like shitty beer. - It's just shit beer. - What's the alcohol content on that? - It tastes like I'm 15 years old and about to get stronger. - Seven or eight. - I mean, I don't, I don't. (laughing) - Shake it a little more. - Yep. - Oh gosh. (laughing) - That was crazy. - It's just crazy. - Give me the duct tape. - There's a mixture of that tape. - That was in her car for 10 minutes. - And that's what it smells like in the wild. - 100 pounds, 60 year old woman. - Yeah, she was a fucking ribbon in that car. - You smell that bag. - Smell like the devil's lettuce. - Smells like probable cause. - In 10 minutes. - Do you have 10 minutes. - Oh, I'm damn dude. - I'm telling you that. - Smellin' 10 minutes. - I smell it from here. - He's smellin' beef from here. - Yes. - Zach, drink a 40. - I took mine. Oh, what a bummer. Speaking of 40s, we can talk about how I became white boy this year. - There's three more on that table right there. You know what I'm on? - You got the coveted white boy of the year. - Well. - Yeah, we sell merch that says it now. - I'm sorry. - You're shitting me. - I have an upstairs. This is white boy of the year. - Caracas, one of my favorite humans on the planet. Bunker got so much better when he retired. (laughing) The kids have the keys to the kingdom. Sh*tting off the rails. - It was the craziest Christmas Eve ever. So I, you know, 50 cent, a rapper. I call him Curtis now, we're friends. And. (laughing) - I wanna see this shirt. - Hang on, it's actually really great. So he was, I put up a post about like something like, I can't remember what it was. Oh, 50, teaches me that I'm not, I don't know, my petty is in his eyes. - Oh yeah, this is a whole ass photo, right? - What the fuck? - Yeah, it's on, it's on. 'Cause I don't want me mercy. - 'Cause Fitty reposted it, right? - So the first person to repost it was, I just put it up and the post was doing pretty well. And I was like, okay, cool, it was like, whatever, and the Christmas Eve happened. And like, we were doing stuff around the house. And then somebody texted me and they're like, hey, did you know that like, Don Jr. posted you on his Instagram? And I was like, oh God, what could this be? And then I like, opened it up and it's like me on the thing. And I was like, well, that's kind of cool. And then I opened up a little while later and I look and 50 cent took a screenshot of the screenshot, the Don Jr. put it and he put it on his thing. And like, my street cred went through the absolute fucking roof. Like, I-- - So did you declare yourself, white boy, the year? - It's known because I then wound up-- - It's known? - It's known because I then wound up on the shade room and Hood Ratchet TV. It's just a photo of me only signing in front of my house. - Did it impass come in the mail? - Let me see your credit karma. (laughing) - I mean, me and Curtis, we're talking about a few projects and now I'm moving forward. So yeah, it was the craziest thing. Like, people were commenting like-- - Stop all the financing, applying my daughter or first car. - The documentary, by the way, is horrible. Like, it's rough. - The diddy one. - I couldn't even make it through like the first episode. I was just like, yeah, I got a slide, babe. I can't watch the rest of it. - I know, he's a monumental hater. - Oh, dude, I mean, we've talked about what you would do at Jay-Z or who would he buy out now? - Joe Rool. - Joe Rool. - Oh, yeah, that was like warm up shit. He's like, he's not, like he's doing things, like doing interviews on ABC or whatever, just because they play it in the present. - In the ABC interview. (laughing) - The interviewer, he's interviewing with ABC about the documentary coming out and she's like, why did you do this? And he's like, diddy sent me flowers one time and I took a fence to it. And she's like, he sent you a bouquet of flowers which you interpreted as him calling you a bitch. And you spent the next 10 years gathering information to create an expose a documentary, framing him as a horrific (beep) or whatever abuser. - Sexual predators. - And he just like smiles and nods. - Yes, yes I did. - He's just you but black. (laughing) - To be fair, I've heard Nick's music say, he's pretty close. - Wait till the next district attorney election in Erie County, New York. - Well, there's actually also an election happening in Texas in case you want to jump in. (laughing) - No, he even did a do- - I'd say that it's commercial. - I'd say that it's commercial in front of me. - No, make sure they can see it. Put that for the camera. - I ain't paying for it. Turn it around. - Oh, no, right. (laughing) - I don't think, oh he's never put a dollar in the marketing. No, 50 Cent did a fucking door dash thing. It talking about beef. - You set me that. - I sent it to Brandon and Cody. He's like, I don't know why people have beef. And he's doing promo for door dash, just talking about this thing. He's still like every button he can press, he's doing it. It's a master class in marketing, to be honest. - Well, the best part is at the very end of the ad, you can hear the staff, like the crew is cracking up. - Yeah. - 'Cause he's just tossing out one liner hits at fucking Diddy. - Yeah. - He just hear them break character and then he breaks character and then the ad ends. - By all means, 50, if you wanna come on, that's all we would love to have you. - Curtis, we'd love to have you. - Yeah, talk to your friend. (laughing) - Using his Christian name just sounds wrong. - I feel like I can, we have not interacted at all. (laughing) - Olen Shannon Maldonado. Käsin tehtija artessaanitua teita myüven jaui lahja kaupan perustaja. Valitsin Shopify'n koska alustoja testa tessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helpokäyttöisimmistä alustoista. Minulo oli tärkeä pohtia kehittymistamme tulevaisuudessa. Kaikki myüntiin tarvittavat työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu ovat kätevästi dashboardissa. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu Shopify piste komsi vustolla. - It's first that enough, we have no interaction. I feel like if you were to see me, he'd be like, "That's why boy in the year." - The top comment on that ABC in his interview was, "I love this man, but I understand why he was shot." (laughing) - Well, and he also, there's this guy who has a podcast and he hates and the podcast has some weird deal with like the ownership of the building. And 50 was like, "I hate that." And then he bought the fucking buildings and now he owns the podcast of the guy that hates him. He's like, "Yeah, I wanted a building." Like he's literally just playing with money at this point. I mean, that's what happens when you sell vitamin water for a big boy billion. So, it's like the Bruce Wayne from what is it? Is it the dark night or Batman begins where he just like, "Oh, your escorts can't play around in the fountain." And he's like, "Well, I just bought this hotel." So he's like, "Yeah, that's the dark night." Or the second one, whatever the second one is. - Yeah, also the best Batman. I'll stand on that. Sorry. - I'll stand on business. - I'll stand on that. I know some people like Michael Keaton, whatever. He's great, Christian Bale. He's like the GWAT Batman, in my opinion. Mainly because that was what was happening in my life, but he also was just like, "I loved it." It's not even a conqueror, it's okay. A conqueror, a conqueror. - I can't remember anything about that. - There's subtitles in there. He can't remember. - He's a Batman. - Yeah. - Where is she? - Where is she? - My father was a drunkard. Why Conor hasn't dressed up like the Joker for Halloween is beyond me. I think he could totally like pull that off. - Have you in the heart? - The Heath Ledger one. - I think all the fat Fedora kids at shop at Hot Topic ruined that. It was cool for like 45 minutes when the movie first came out and then Hot Topic got a hold of that and just ruined it. - It's Hot Topic still around. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - That's probably the malls are still around it. - Brandon, what kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho. - Brandon and I actually wear a poncho so much we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt. - Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. - Now if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable, great looking shirts all the time. - Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt. - I got turned on a poncho like a year ago but weren't them ever since. Personally prefer, I think this is the Western 'cause it's got the Pearl Snacks because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable. - Is the thing I find really cool. - Brandon, do the glasses trick. - So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses. - Nope. - One, be more specific. - Let's get the shit about that. - All right, watch everyone. - If you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses. - I make him clean my phones. - He does. - I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. - Wait, what? Right over here? - Got a little zipper pocket. - I even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart? - And his drugs. - Things you might need to know. - Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts. - Oh, holy shit. - They're soft, they're really f--- soft. - Yo, what? - That's my one thing is f---ing fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as f---ing. - That's what we wear them all the time. - So ponchos got a bunch of great styles. The original Western denim and ultra light. - If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way, give poncho a try. - Go to ponchooutdoors.com/unsub and get $10 off your first order. - That's P-O-N-C-H-O-Outdoors.com/unsub. - I really want to, like, you ever remember those emo checks from high school that were obsessed with hot topic and my chemical romance and everything like that? I really want to check in to see how they're doing. I want to know where those lives ended up. - I saw multiple full-fledged emo, like, teenagers at Target the other day, wearing, like, baggy-ass f---ing cargo jeans with the makeup and, like, the fishnet. - That's coming back. - No, it means we're going to hit a major economic recession. - Every time the emo's come out, the f---ing economy crashes. - I love the way it works. - The last time it's three thousand eight. - They're, like, locus that just sigma that the economy's going to f---ing die. - They're locus. - It's like they know. - If you see bang stocks will crash. - It's all correlated. Like, dads, the family's struggling financially. The parents have to pick up extra hours. The kids aren't being watched. They start getting into weird shit. It's an early alarm system that the economy is going to crash. - It's like a social canary. - Yes. - The old man with, like, his knee starts to hurt before it rains. - Yes. - All the emo's are out by golden silver. - Oh, you just hear it. - 100%. - When I was, oh, shit. - A young boy. - Everyone was right. Everyone was right. The park braids go. - The park braids. - As soon as Gen Z finds out about three days grace and they start trending on Spotify and YouTube, we've got, like, three months until the biggest economic down here. - We got this lock. - Sam, Sam, Sam. - Dan, I'm thinking about it. Everything that was happening when I was losing to the black parade, it's time. - Going, yeah. - Also just a banger of an album. - Oh, I don't care. I don't care anybody says I love that album. - They came to San Antonio, like, a couple months ago, and then I realized, like, oh, I thought about going. Like, man, that would actually be kind of fun. You know, like, little nostalgic. Then I realized, oh fuck, I like four of their songs and I would be incredible for it. - Maybe I'd have, wait, what was the one, there was like Helena, Teenagers. - Teenagers, scared, yeah. - And, never, that's actually great, yeah. - The World War II film of all time. - Is that what the music video does? - I miss music videos, honestly. You should look forward to that shit. - The best, okay. - The best war song ever is rooster by Alice in Chance. - The ghost of you is what helps. - The ghost, yeah. - Really? - You know that? ♪ Here comes a rooster ♪ - You know the song? - I know the song. - That, yeah. - He wrote that about his dad who was a machine gunner and Vietnam, his nickname was rooster. - That's a fucking thing. - You wrote about his, yeah. - Does that, does that have a music video about that? - It's not a great music video, but the song itself, if you listen to it, is awesome. Like, if he was the backup to a top gun. - And once you listen to it when he's like, they spit on me and my home land, like, about his dad coming home. - This guy. - Yeah, it's a good ass song. - Watch out, rooster's on the gun. You know, he's known to go cycle it from now on then. That's a good nickname. Just, rooster, get him. Just mowing him down. - If you always hold the trigger, you never have a run of the leg up. - Science. - Yeah. (laughing) - He didn't, retired, he didn't, did you? - I know, retired, and I'm watching the progress of that 40. - Outside of all the stuff. - Oh, you all are drinking this. - Dude, I don't think about it. There were a bunch of like, - Shorts on her second one. - I know, she wasn't a shirt, no, man. - This isn't what I thought it was. I thought it was bad. - Yeah, that's 'cause you got a collared shirt on, sell out. Old fan wants to play. - 2020, that's not a thing. I thought 2020 was 40, so it's mad dog. (laughing) - For those of you that didn't hear that, Finn just said, I thought mad dog 2020 meant 40, 'cause 20 plus 20. (laughing) - He was my favorite kind of retired. (laughing) - You want that melon ballsy? (laughing) - Melon ballsy. - I can still smell like, what is it, mad dog 2020 and wild Irish rose. - What's your no booze that you got to drunk on one time and can't do? - Oh, I know. - What? - Mine's Yeager for sure. - Dear blood. - I was about to say, yeah, probably Yeager, man. - Yo. - So the bottle that Yeager has, I wonder how they came up with that bottle design? - It's like the dark green bottle, huh? - Yeah, they just, the dude that started making Yeager originally went to every bottle manufacturer, local to him, and got a sample bottle from everybody and practiced throwing it at the fucking ground, and that was the only bottle that didn't break. (laughing) So he's like, that's what we're putting my sh*t in. (laughing) We're getting everybody f*cked up. - Jesus. (laughing) - I don't doubt that that's correct. - It is. - Yeah, Yeager, best laughs. - It's just cough medicine. - Yeah. - Dear blood. - If you're a young man watching this podcast, and one of these days you're going to have a taste of alcohol, please for the love of God. I know Yeager's a household name. Don't try it. - Don't. - I feel like that's the Obi-Wan. Don't try it, Anakin. Please don't. - What's about alcohol? - How is it? - I actually don't know. - Le Cor? - Is it a Le Cor? - That's it. - And then you put it with red bull and it tastes good. - Yeager bombs. - Yeager bombs, don't taste f*cking good. - It's a Le Cor, yeah. - Yeah, it's a Le Cor. - Was it a 35% or what? - There was a bar. - Yeah, 35%, 35%. - There was a bar next to the barracks in my old unit. It's called Hero Spell with the Z. And the amount of Yeager bombs, and forgive me show, Irish car bombs that ruin Marine's careers there. It's just untold, and their slogan was, "The bar you can low crawl home from." 'Cause you could literally walk to it from the barracks. It was just an absolute nightmare. So it's on base. It was on base, it was in the quad, so you could see it. And then pay day, weekend, if we didn't have it where to go, or sometimes we'd have to stay back and we were on the mu, we had to stand too. So you couldn't go far. So even I lived out in town, but I'd stayed at the barracks 'cause you could call back for formations and sh*t. So we would just get blasted at the barracks doing, I'm so sorry, I'm just a ton of Irish car bombs and Yeager bombs, and then we're standing in formation, just like, you're vibrating at Saturday at like one o'clock. You're like, "Yeah, we're here." - I think show was on the proper side of the Irish car bombs. But, well, it's just, I understand as an adult, that it would be like if they named a drink, why don't you try out our 911s, you know? So it's like, is that actually like, so I've been told this that in Ireland, that's like a very offensive, like you don't. - I don't know, I've heard conflicting things from multiple people. - The only thing is, your Irish car bomb is like, (screaming) - So you have better car bombs as well? - Is it as we live? - Yeah. - Is that why? - There's no explosive in it, sorry. (laughing) - You drink it in the car. (laughing) - You're leaving the barn. - And you're joking the bonkers. (laughing) - Come with me, if you-- (laughing) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I don't know, show's gonna get mad at me, but I always picture Ireland as just like, ghetto hogwarts. (laughing) - Convert me. - You're just like-- - You're just like a drunk whipper car. - Oh, which way did I get out of here? (laughing) - Tell me you wouldn't watch a hairy potter if you remember a reboot of like, whatever the Irish version of Hogwarts is in Ireland. (laughing) - There's a potato motorcycle. (laughing) - This is a giant potato that's a bomb off his eyes away. - He's got to catch the golden spot. - Yeah, that's a fucking big hole. (laughing) - You guys are never touring in Ireland. (laughing) - I'm certainly not getting into the uber and starting it. (laughing) - Your mom's gonna love this episode. - Experiomers. (laughing) - Experiomers. - I actually, so last campaign, I did get shit for my IRA video. It was just very funny, it was a random thing to attack. 'Cause it was just a video of me, they're like Republican congressional candidate, and it's a video of me in a fucking Balak Lava with an AR180 smoking a cigarette. Do you really think the queen died of natural causes? (laughing) - That was the clip that they used. - It's Irish Hogwarts, I guess tough thinking about it now. - That's definitely gonna be better than the new Harry Potter they're making, but I don't know. - How nice. - Yeah, they've changed all the characters, they're redoing it and they're making it into a television series. - People really, I know there was like a fan petition for Adam Driver to be Snape. He would have fucking killed him. - He was over that, right? - Dude, I just found this out. They were gonna do him and Steven Soderberg wrote a book called, I'm not book a movie, and they pitched it and it was done and everything else. Disney said no. It was like the hunt for Ben Solo. So they were gonna follow up with him, 'cause you don't see him actually die at the end of the new movies and they were gonna do a trilogy and he was like on board for it and everything and they're like, nah, instead we're gonna have a bunch of witches grow a girl and call it the acolyte or whatever and they like, they bought it, shoved it just so they wouldn't make it. - I'm not mistaken, Adam Driver's one of yours, right? - Yeah, he was a Marine. - I heard nothing but good things about him. He like legitimately got hurt. I don't know how, but I know he cracked his sternum. And so that's how he got medically retired after that. - Bad thing to crack. - Yeah, I mean, they're not shipping you out after that. That's, you know, I mean, obviously he'll heal up and stuff, but like, you know, and he apparently does a lot, he and I know he does a lot of stuff like the veterans and like the arts and nonprofits and stuff and he supports it very quietly, not publicly, doesn't have any social media presence. Just like the craft and telling stories which I appreciate a lot. - Yeah, it's fucking rad, especially when they don't try to make it about themselves. - Yeah, it's just, he's just trying to help people as Ted talks really good and they talks about it. I like it a lot. - I think that's how I found out about it was the Ted talk. - So that's how I found out about it and I did, I did some research and it's, it was all very true. Though the best Marine story in modern fiction right now has to be Barry. - Oh yeah. - That's one of the greatest shows of all time. - Except for the last season. - The last season, everyone got tired, I could tell. - It was, it was weird, yeah. - It was, it was like, that was bizarre. - They were, every season was just perfect. And then they time skipped and it was just like whatever. - And your opinion on this is worth more than mine, but to me that was probably one of the better, like gritty, like funny ha ha, like it's comedy show with a serious portrayal of like PTSD and things like that. - Yeah, I mean, my favorite scene is when his girlfriend Sally's like complaining about her day. And then he's like, well, can I get you like a tea or something? She's like, no, I'm fine. He's like, I can help. And she's like, what can you do? And he's like, oh, and he's like petting her. Like, well, I'm not done really. I was just, I'll go to her house. - Yeah. - We arranged some stuff, you know. - Yeah. - Spot her dog out with the slightly smaller dog, move things. Yeah, slightly smaller or slightly larger furniture, so she thinks she's shrinking you know Just kind of plant the seed and water it and you know slowly her mind will melt and then you know Non-violent and like he's describing it. Take pictures of her while she's asleep. Yeah, it's perfect It's probably she's like how'd you learn this? Oh, just the military had some subreddits Perfect you ever seen Barry When it's up so come out bear on HBO You should watch her Sav added to the list when's this come out whenever we want sooner. This is actually getting moved sooner if it's a 21st It's for sure good. Yeah, we can do that Not my new new video I'm working on is like the coolest fucking story from World War 2. I've ever found So it's this dude his name is Pappy gun Pappy got Pappy gun. I love the old name name and he's a Pilot got in right after World War 1 spent 20 years as a fucking carrier pilot like helped pioneer Being a carrier pilot does 20 years retires Moves to Manila and the Philippines with his family. He's like 42 and he's he owns two planes And he's running like a civilian airline service like gone from island to island just transporting people around and the fucking Japanese and Vade the Philippines and he's got like he's got three kids between the ages like eight and 14 and The government lies to him. So he shuttles Army VIPs out to Australia to help him get away and they lied to him about when the Japanese were invading so the Japanese invade and take over Manila While his fucking families there and his family gets captured and thrown in an internment camp And he fucking he ends up getting commissioned as a captain But he doesn't give a fuck about anything and he ends up stealing 25 B-25 bombers from the Danish military because they put him in charge of dudes He rolls up with his boys to a Danish base in Australia. We're taking all of them straight up jacks 25 medium bombers take some back and then retrofit some and puts eight 50 caliber machine guns in the nose and They end up taking the fucking design and it becomes a legitimate design that used through World War 2 the B-25 strafer and All the engineers back in America were like this doesn't work. It throws off the center of gravity He's like learn how to fly a plane They've been flowing back to the United States to show the engineers how to fucking do it and then he ends up And all of his bomber unit that's using these B-25 strafers at the battle of the Bismarck C go in so it looks like the OG 810 Yeah, it's 850 cows and the so him and his boys were just like I got a idea well They also ate a wild number to land out. I'd be like let's do four. Yeah, just like now. We're gonna know the giant wall. They expanded it to 12 1250 cowl marker in the fucking nose America's the best drop in so much weight mid flight the pilot had to adjust which again 810 like yeah, like so That his bombing unit goes in at the battle of the Bismarck C which is where like the Japanese are coming in with this huge reinforcement That they need to be able to hold the Philippines and they end up sinking like I think it's like three destroyers and a bunch of troop Transports and like all the Japanese troops are on the deck of this trans what they Merced like 12,000 Japanese soldiers dude on the decks 8 to 1250 cows just on one vehicle going in there's like 20 25 of them going in Dude, that's just popping people that's terrifying and like there's all kinds of like the video is gonna be like an hour and a half long But there's all kinds of crazy like the dude was literally working like 180 out like they said he slept four hours a night And was working the rest of the time is trying to do shit He had like multiple failed attempts to sneak into the Philippines to try to save his kids He ends up getting his family back, but they were in the internment camp until they actually like retook Manella, which was love what you're When they retook Manella, it was like right at the end of World War two Yeah, 45 so they were in an internment camp for like three years Yeah, for the most part and there was all kinds of crazy shit that happened to his family I think it was either his wife or his daughter had appendicitis and they didn't have general anesthesia So she got her appendix removed awake and then his sons were like helping funnel information in and out of the camps They're like 12 to 14 and they're like helping funnel information out to guerrilla fighters like his family has put in more And then imagine like half imagine getting information that you're using to like Coordinate your bombing runs or whatever that you have no idea is being funneled from your sons. Yeah Also, you're just that angry the dad being that angry with being lied to from the military like okay Well, I'm gonna steal shit now and do do this. He I think he crashed his plane Four fucking times and survived in the jungle and like made it back out So like he was like this living legend and like he kind of played into it like Whatever, but he's in his 40s doing all this shit Working all these crazy hours. He always carried a chest rig with two 45s on him and He broke he broke his pinky He broke his pinky working and it just like kept breaking and his like finger was like all fucked up Like there's no pictures, but it was like severely mangled. I guess and at one point You just got sick of it and went to his medic and was like cut this fucker off and he's like I can't do that Let's go talk to the doctor. So they go to the Need station where the surgeon is and he's like cut it off and the guy's like no we can splint it and we do I don't have time for surgery and shit dude cut this motherfucker off and he's like I can't ethically do that He pulls out a gun and sticks it to his pinky and goes you're gonna cut it off or you're gonna clean it off your fucking wall What do you want to do and the doctor? I guess looks at the medic and he's like he's dead ass serious So they end up cutting his pinky off so he could just keep working Damn They were built different bro. He wasn't fucking around. This dude's awesome. So it happens. We don't have GMOs So we just built different when he when he lucky charms rob this of our greatest generation He stole he stole the B25s and then they get all the way back to their other base And they lay in the like fuck they don't have bomb sites the bomb sites were like locked up in the Like you know like supply guys room with the guns and shit So papi flies back by himself and has Allegedly this isn't like proven but the word is Papi basically pulls a gun on the supply sergeant makes him unlock the Takes all 25 bomb sites and then leaves again That's awesome It's not giving a fuck. Oh, and then they and then they like perfected skit bombing in the battle of the Bismarck C2 But skit bombing skit bombing is like instead of Instead of dropping a bomb from 20,000 feet and hoping you hit they just come in super low and drop the bombs Super low so they skip across the water like rocks and slam into the side of the fucking hole the ships Olen Shannon Maldonado Käsin tehti ja artesani tuotteita myven jaui lahia kaupan perustaja Valitsin Shopifainkoska alustoja testa tessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helpokäyttöisimmistä alustoista Minulo oli tärkeä pohtia kehittymistä me tulevaisuudessa Kaikki myyntiin tarvittava työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu, ovat kätevästi dashboardissa Aloita ilmainen kokeilu shopifaepiste komsi vustolla Also who tested that theory first? I think the British originally came up with it, but The general in charge general Kenny who was like the main guy in charge of a dick-bong America's top fighter ace he wrote I think he wrote three books after World War 2 He wrote one about his own experience one about dick-bong and one about papi gun and he was like a big advocate for skit-bombing and papi gun had this like Cuz he was doing all this stuff and he was like out engineering the engineers in the field So he like literally went to him and was like, hey, this is the idea I've had forever. Can you figure it out and papi gun like help perfect as perfect? It's not perfect now But as good as it got papi guns the one that figured out how to skit bomb effectively and they used it at the battle of the Bismarck See I just love that you could immediately like especially the way that it seems like the American military was run during World War 2 Is you could do whatever the fuck you wanted as long as you were good at it pretty much nobody would bitch you out if you if you Were going rogue and being a dick head. Yeah, you get P.B. Smack, but if you went rogue and you were incredibly effective everybody just kind of went Alright in general general Kenny the dude that was over dick-bong and papi gun. He was like known for that like If somebody's good, I'm gonna make sure the bureaucracy stays out of their fucking way and that's what happened with papi gun and we should be I mean that ship is sailed That ship is sailed maybe come back though That would be really good sure that is a very angry person just let them do them But I mean it's like the most it's such a cool story because it's like That's like the Hollywood story, you know what I mean? It's like taken like somebody has family dad turns into the world's biggest badass all of a sudden And the dude was in his 40s when he did it. It's a crazy part that Especially during a giant war and you're like, oh this happened. I'm not angry at like build down the street I'm angry at an entire fucking country and now I am stealing planes from a different country Danish weren't using them I don't even know where a Danish is Speaking of speaking of which I really did enjoy your your Greenland video so many people were about heard about that Why? I don't know. Apparently just providing context is picking us up. Oh, I thought that that was a very, very helpful 'cause like I knew some of it, but there's a lot of details in that video. I had no fucking clue. Yeah, we've been after Greenland since 1800's, like pretty much forever, how it was related to the acquisition of Alaska. Like I have no idea. Yeah, no, people got all super popular about it. Are we gonna get it? Greenland? No, probably not. Come on. No, I mean, that was the whole point of the video. It was like, hey, we've been trying to do this. This is what's happened the last four times we've tried. It's probably what's gonna happen again. It is like the overall sentiment of like. It's not new. Yeah. It's the same shit repackaged. You just don't like it now 'cause one, there's social media and you're aware of it and two, Donald Trump is inflammatory and the way he f---ed words shit. Like. Yeah. We hadn't. What was. What did you just clip that went really big? It was Cody talking about BLM? Yeah. Yeah, that one. And I popped up on my four features and I was like, oh, comments. Oh, views. Oh, okay. Oh, you weren't here for this one. Get this man off 40. What did you say? I don't know. It's a long lens. [laughter] We said BLM destroyed food scene for the next four years. Oh. Everyone's afraid to actually do the job. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I don't know if you could tell I was drinking in that video too. I forgot. Did you see there? Did you see there starting a big push to get rid of body cams now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been talking about that a little bit recently. There was this super-level author that wrote a whole book about it. He was doing an interview and it was basically like, we should get rid of police body cams because the cops can decide when to turn them on and off. So now we're only catching when the cops are right and they're using it for propaganda. So we have to get rid of body cams. Which to my understanding is completely incorrect. That's very incorrect. Aren't they honest as soon as you grab your pistol or get out of your car? Like all sorts of like the most important mental policies you have to turn them on on any call as soon as you get out of your car And they know when you're going to calls That like they pay attention and the dash cams and shit like that like as soon as you turn the lights on doesn't it? Immediately yeah, dash cans are automatic and you can't erase them or or turn them off or yeah The movie done it's a plot point of the movie weapons I believe what dude Which I get in that one Just a little bit really we're watching that on my stream the other day. Got anything in your pocket. It's gonna poke me poke Good movie good fucking movie so his premise is if It was what if we turn off the we get really basically he's mad that the body cam thing backfired and it's not proving that Every single cop on the planet so racist piece of shit that's doing horrific things and it's actually proving that a lot of times It was a justified whatever so they're mad about it. So they're trying to now get rid of them Yeah, yeah, there was an article from New York magazine the other day. I was tweeting about it a little bit They're saying that it was a whole lot of tweets about the horrific Those like YouTube channels are just they're making money off of bullying young women with body camera footage and like I am It's awesome You are the top replies is like hey everyone Three and it's just Cody's it's just okay He's seriously hit him with the straight up high everyone the best part is always when everybody goes high-cody high-cody Oh donuts here high-cody high-cody holy shit happens here. Yeah Well, this this dude's trying to argue that's the bad thing that girls that we make fun of girls when they get to you eyes I'm gonna do it if you're willing to fucking go drive your car drunk and possibly kill someone Yeah, I'm gonna make fun of you. I'm gonna hurt your feelings It's you're willing to put other people's lives in danger and go fuck yourself. Yeah, we're not gonna. Dox you though tell that guy about Tell him about mug shorties. Have you seen that page? That's the funniest page of the comments are just hilarious. So it's girls You know to be like felony assault with the weapon and the comments are usually like I can fix her It's just thirsty dude Every single comment Well, I saw one where it's like it was this one check. It was it was she was arrested for tax evasion and machine gun illegal machine gun possession Yeah top comment was I don't need to fix her It's just hilarious What are we doing with your event tonight mr. Brainan? We got veterans all hanging out like I that's great Actually, it's no one thing really really cool because we just thought like okay, you know That's that's one of the things. It's kind of almost like a show of force in a way Because Tony's try to take a photo real quick and posted on our social of where to be Please oh, yeah, yeah, we're working on the graphic and stuff like that. Well, we can do on just for unsolved like totally right now Yeah, just a quick one on the story because we can do a story for Brainan's push and then he can give you the address of where to go I like better Probably not his yeah, no, you're a veteran brand. No It has all of the cons none of the pros You remove the coffee from the table Well, fuck star, buddy. I don't need promo. I think it's yeah, it's five. So well essentially. It's like a show of force like it's it's the the stupid That we're beating up people Well Passing out one nine millimeter at a time. I want her ever to know it was me But no, it's like that you get attacks so much and the oh little veterans this this this he doesn't like veterans It's it's so it's so stupid and it's so disingenuous because like that's obviously like the opposite of what this entire thing's been about right But we're just doing a thing where we're just getting a bunch of veteran groups out and a bunch of veterans from you know around San Antonio and around the district and doing actually something that It actually worked out really cool because we got a lot of people involved different veteran charities that we work with veteran groups Organizations and even just veteran run businesses and I think we've got like 40 vendors that are gonna be there that are all like veteran owned or veteran focused I'm very proud of what it turned into so yeah being extra actually able to go and do something for the community for once also It'll be fun. Yeah interact with a whole bunch of people it'd be a good time and it's it's something he falls back on like Oh, but look at me and my little cute Navy outfit. It's like well The only thing you've ever done is light of veterans across the district Like you you said you were gonna help them you absolutely didn't most of the people I talk to you can't they can't even get a Email back from your office when they need help their VA rating or something like that which is his job when you email their Congressional whatever there's a person each each each person has one of those people in their office and I think it's actually worse I think it's genuinely worse when you when you try to you know Use your veteran credentials to show like why I'm so good for veterans and then you fucking ignore them. I think that's worse If everyone hasn't learned one thing by now You should learn it and listen to me that being a veteran doesn't guarantee that you're a good person or that you know What you're talking about or that you should be believed in everything that you say publicly or privately Or even that you'll help veterans or even that you'll help veterans like if you hear a story and you're like That's that's the crazy story. I've ever heard in my entire life It's probably made up like it's probably made up so just go with that like if every story here like wow You know you fought a dragon you had a jetpack and little it's most likely made up be discerning just I don't want to say I'm not trying to catch a case or make life hard for anyone here, but like you know Just being a veteran doesn't mean anything other than your parents didn't love you, okay, and she says it's fine It's fine. No, no, I'm just speaking from my experience You're a poor You know college wasn't on the table for you. Okay, like that's just a fact. No be it a veteran means you served your country It does not mean that you're entitled to anything It does not mean that you're better or lesser than anyone else It just means that that's the path you chose good for you. That's awesome. I'm proud of you Don't lie about your service. Don't embellish it or use it as a way to gain some sense of notoriety or attention What you should do is invest in your community and help Move beyond the battlefield and take care of your brothers and sisters. That's real shit For sure and the one thing I will say though is that you are entitled to certain things like we assigned on the dotted line This country basically said hey, we we are going to take care of you like if you have medical issues Especially those related to your service you are owed that from us. Yeah We don't care. Yeah for a job of following up with that for sure and like VA health care for sure I'm what I'm really referring to is like I remember when I got out everyone's like, you know You'll be able to get a job anywhere blah blah blah. That's just not the case right so like you have to do other things There are certain things that you should happen, you know VA compensation for sure I mean I made the video and Nick was in it too about the Washington Post who just said all veterans are scamming You know VA disability and you know their evidence was You know boomers posting images on Facebook literally that that's all it was and a direct quote from four journalists who were They did like a year was what's the word I'm looking for investigation a year long investigation They said since 2001 claims for PTSD and tinnitus have gone up exponentially and they're like we don't know Why we we can't figure out why this has happened since 2001 I can tell you the day it happened I can tell you what it causing like I know what it is and like they're just trying to like a road support of veterans and stuff And it sucks to see it, but like it's funny because they'll they'll they'll point at that like They'll go after again, and you know there there is some fraud in the V.A. system There's fraud every every this fraud everywhere, but the same energy with Social Security though. That's what I'm saying - That same energy with social security with the fraud you're seeing in Minnesota, all these people that are just sending money back to like millions and millions of American tax dollars back to the countries they no longer live in. Like that's, why aren't we investigating that? But instead you wanna go after people who objectively did sign on the dotted line. And what's that? - Is there fraud there? - Sure, absolutely, but not nearly as much. - But why is the Washington Post interviewing me? I was interviewed by them. They didn't like my interview. They're like, "That is really fit our narrative." And they interviewed a bunch of other people. And they're just trying the whole four article thing. It's just trying to paint veterans. It's like, "Man, they get paid so much." Like even down to the imagery, they use the first article. There's like hands grabbing money, right? So that's the first thing you see when you open up. Like look at them, they're animals. Just grabbing all of our tax dollars. And I'm like, well, it's, you know, if that's the case, it's nice to see Americans get into tax dollars for once. You know, if I have to be objective about it, it's nice to see the dollar staying home for once. You know? - Yeah, we can send hundreds of billions across the world, but oh God forbid, when it goes to an American. - God forbid a veteran have a little bit of motion. You know, like God forbid. It's just, it's really insane to see. All I have to say is like, I love you. I'm very proud of you. I like that you're doing this. You don't have to run for Congress. God knows it hasn't made your life easier. - No. - But like, I do appreciate that you want to serve in this way because like change has to happen. And that's just a fact. Aside from my personal feelings about you as an individual, I like what you're doing and what you're staying for. In the best case scenario, we can do some good. You can get a bad vote out. Do some good for not only the district, not only for Texas, the veteran community, everything that we care about. And worst case scenario, I can go back to having the best job in the world. So. - Show up, nerds. It's a win-win and either way, we're costing the establishment a uniparty, tens of millions of dollars, which is really fun. - Also, it hurts the soul. (laughing) - I made it, God. - Yeah, it's good. - No, it's, I mean, I don't even know what a cryptologist is. (laughing) - Apparently they're in the Epstein files. (laughing) - That was very funny. - It's true. Yeah, I'll dimmed up in the Epstein files. - Mamed in the Epstein files. Imagine that. - I never was. - Yes. - I posted about it yesterday. He's not like actually, like, he's not in the files as in like he did anything wrong. But there is, he's literally listed in the Epstein files as part of like some like FBI email or something like that, where he's listed as a Texas Democrat. - Rupro, Ragi? - Dead serious. - Yeah. - I'm so listed in it. - And also, it's very fun. - It's very fun. - You are? - Huh? - Oh, he is. - God, yeah. - That's like, you were. - I ain't going outside, brother. - He was like, I was there for the Jetsky. (laughing) - That's enough, that's like a nightmare. - It's so loud. - The funny thing is, if Eli was in the Epstein files, it would just be them. - And the other bad stuff, but really loud. - If Eli was, it would just be him sharing the deep fried meme of Eli. You're Mexican. - Yeah. - Holy shit. - You're Mexican. - Yeah. - Have you seen the clip of Tim Robinson? Where's on the dating show? And the girls like, I think you're just here for the zip line. He's like, what are you talking about? That would've been Eli. (laughing) - And it's been him for the zip line. Just see. - We've noticed your lack of attendance at the child sacrifice. Mantles. - You're just always at the zip line. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - He like goes past the locker. (laughing) - He's zip lining past the giant owl statue with the bohemian crow. (laughing) (laughing) - Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Pop cast. Support Brandon. - Thanks buddy. - I don't know. I just, I really appreciate that you're doing it. So. - And San Antonio has a very big veteran community. - I hope so. - Top in the country I believe. - Yep. - Pretty close, right? - Well, I mean, the district in general. I mean, we've got, you know, we've got Fort Sam Houston, you know, kind of like on the periphery there. A lot of people that are, you know, stationed there here in the district. You've got Camp Bulless. You've got Fort Bliss over on the El Paso side. You got a ton of stuff, Del Rio. Like it's very, very big veteran. - How are we called here? - Military City. - San Antonio's, yeah, Military City, USA. - Yeah. - But on top of that, we also have a very unique problem in the district. Not to get like political here, but it's better and focused. There's a lot of veterans that are in West Texas that are not getting the care that they deserve. People, either people that need, you know, a change to their VA rating, or they need something like, for example, they're told, "Hey, you have to go into Audemurvy Hospital." - Yeah. - The VA Hospital there in San Antonio. And you live two, three fucking hours away. Imagine you're an elderly disabled Vietnam vet. And you're told that, "Oh, in order to get the service "that you were promised by this country, "you have to drive three hours into San Antonio." - With a, a, a, a, and you cannot reschedule and those appointments are extremely bad at times. I, 'cause I have long hands. - Three to six months, dude, hey, I, because I have both, because I've got to see other individuals that don't have the experience in the like, "I have 100% PTSD." I'm like, "Well, you got, how many, what, what?" There was like, "Yeah, there's a mortar "that dropped on base." I'm like, like, one. But yeah, even that was surprising to them. Like, "Hey, we got, oh, well, you're at 70 now." - Well, though, so there's like multiple problems with like VA care, you know, I live in Nashville. I'm very blessed. There's multiple of facilities near me, particularly the Nashville ones attached to Vanderbilt University. So all my doctors are Vanderbilt docs? - 'Cause that's like a super big medical hub, right? - Yeah, I mean, the top physicians in the world come out of there. So it's, you know, the worst VA doctor in Nashville is still probably one of the best in the country. But with like rural veterans, there are organizations that will actually, they'll just go pick 'em up. And then they'll be like, all right, Jeff, Bob, and Tim, they have appointments on this day, 'cause that's, they're all, the older generation are having the toughest problem getting access to care. And I found out through the Secretary Doug Collins that the VA has interacted with about nine million veterans in some form or fashion, but there's 14 to 15 million veterans in America right now. And there's still that huge gap, and the biggest gap seems to be the rural community veterans. They just don't have the ability to get them. - And that's one of those things where not only do I think this is a good idea across the board, which is giving, you know, veterans more access to their personal, you know, their private healthcare provider. - Mm-hmm. - And, you know, private specialists and whatever that aren't necessarily having to go through the VA. - Yeah. - But it is, I think it's a good idea in general, but in areas rural communities like that that are hours away from a major hospital, or a major VA hospital, that's a necessity. - It's a necessity, and they've done stuff, and when I interviewed him, he said it, he's been leading the charge on the expansion of the community care program. So that's the way they've been supplementing a lot of these rural veterans is they're like, hey, you put in a referral, and if it takes like more than three months, I don't know the exact date, somebody say it in the comments, but the exact date, then they go, just take it to outside. - And they'll pay for it, they'll cover it, and you get approved for like six months to a year. So like you can go to them continually, and then they'll it all to the VA. - And it's gotten better. - It's gotten better. - It's gotten better, but this is the sort of shit that needs to be codified in legislation. - Mm-hmm. - And that's the only way this shit is actually gonna get fixed long-term. - Yeah, and he says X, he was in Congress, and the big problem is like, he's like, I can't change this until there's votes on it. He's like, I can't do all this stuff, but like he told me, and he's on the record saying that under the Biden administration, they were not, how can I think of how to say this? They were not as active as approving community care stuff. They were trying to keep things internal to cut costs, and his position has been, yeah, it cost more, but it's the only way that I can leverage this to Congress and say, this is why we're spending so much more money on it. - It has been my experience with that administration that they were more interested in adding dog shit government jobs than they were in actual quality of care. - He said they were sitting on community care referrals. Like they were just like keeping them insularies, so basically refusing care to veterans who need it. And so his thing has been like, approve all of them. It's his biggest like, one of his biggest expenses, obviously, but he's like, that's how I can take this to them, be like, look, it's costing us this much because you're not helping. - But it's gonna be cheaper just approving those verses what was like nine to 18,000 people that were rehired, the bad VA employees? - Yeah, they had specific examples where, there were VA employees that were just, you know, blanket rehired by the Biden administration where, you know, there's guys who, what was the guy that was caught like watching (beep) off at his station? - And this is nine to 18,000. - And just a blanket rehired. And they were like, hey, they were all fired and then there was a blanket rehired, all, I can't remember the, it was, - There's a big number, it's like 8,000 I think. - That's awesome. That's really great to hear. (laughing) - That's like super cool to hear. - Like, well, we can't afford these, but we can pay for salaries, you know. - Well, it's just like everything else. If you hand it off to the government, the price will go up and the quality will go down, period. So why any chance there is that we can, we can take something that the government is currently in charge of handling with the VA and hand it to private groups. You know, in a way that you're not gonna get taken advantage of or something like that. Obviously, you just have restrictions on it, but these people deserve care and they're not getting it. And the government has failed at every level. - I mean, there's, I have, Tyler's had issues with like Tyler Vargas Andrews, he had issues with, they're like, what happened with your leg? Like, he's literally happy with this. - Not service-related. - What leg? (laughing) - And he's like, which one? And they're like, I don't know, did you fall? Did you catch diabetes? He's like, no, it's on the fucking news, dude. By the way, I testified in front of Congress. I'm like, yeah, we hear that a lot, buddy. We're everywhere. Everyone testifies in front of Congress. Like it's really, like some of his injuries, they were actually having trouble establishing them, linking them to like his service. - Are you kidding me? - He speaks it all now, but I was like, I was like, give me a name. - Is it like, he like 25? - He's, no, he's 28 29. - Okay, it's about a decade. - He blew my mind that he was younger than me. I completely, I just did not make that association. - And the people were like, well, you didn't really get hit by 150 ball bearings. Actually, according to my, I fucking sit at home and no one talks to me. - Like dude, everyone thought it was like, like an actual marble, it was just BBs. And people were disputing his injuries. - Oh, we do that. That was a wild tweet. - Yeah. - We were in the conversation. It was like, homie, have you seen any mass cash or how this works? And BBs aren't bullets going all the same speed. - Daisy Redrider, like it can be that simple. - Yes. - Look, nah. - Also, if he's making it all a Claymore. Why would he make all of these things up? Why would he go through all of these different hoops? Why would he be an Afghanistan just for a goof? - That is. - And he really wants his VA healthcare. Like it's so stupid. - Going after a dude who lost his arm and leg and being like, I think he's lying. He's like wild dick. - Yeah. There's something I'll save it for the after show that he did. Dead. - You know what I'm talking about? - No. - The comments he made on that one post, I can't say yeah. - I can not say anywhere on YouTube. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. - Bro, he was responding to comments for like two days. - With one hand. - I was checking. - Bro, those tweets go so much harder when you know they were tied for the fucking hook. - Well, I think that more. - Yeah. - He meant it to me. (laughing) - It was, it was something. - Yeah, we can fire and forget. He put thought into this. - Yeah. - No, and he'll talk shit too. When he's like gaming with like his controller in his mouth and one hand, he'll still be just talk shit and be like, I'm doing this with one hand in my mouth, bitch. (laughing) - Dude, it's a wild thing how people react to these individuals. It's like document and they're like, it's fake. Dakota, people think Dakota's story's fake. And you're like, you have no idea how much goes into the Medal of Honor in order to get that approved and then to say. - Especially. - The story never happened. - Especially now. - Yeah. - Like the Medal of Honor has gotten significantly harder to get post-World War Two. - Yeah. - Like significantly. - How long are you gonna be in town? - Till Sunday. - I have a cemetery to show you. - Okay. - We'll be doing an event and the sheriff of Kinney County was very, was gracious enough to give me a tour. I'm sure he'd love to give you one. There is a cemetery that has three Medal of Honor recipients in it. I believe it's three, possibly four. The most in it, at least per capita, yeah. Outside of Arlington. Very, you know, it's a remote little town, remote county, but they have, I want to say it's four. There's five Medal of Honor recipients, I think buried in the county, four in one cemetery. - This is out in like, it's bracketville. - Did Texas goes hard. Like I haven't, like officially chai, I would be shocked if the most Medal of Honor recipients from a state wasn't Texas. - I agree to that. - The amount of videos I've done for sure, the main characters from Texas. - But here's the thing. Two of the, two of the Medal of Honor recipients from that county, shot each other. - Oh yes. - Yeah, it was an engagement. I believe it was in the Indian Wars, where they actually, I think they were involved in saving then Lieutenant Bulless, who can't bulless his name after. I guess their paths in life just went very different directions. One of them became the sheriff, and the other one became, like I think it was a horse or cattle thief. And then they got into a shootout where the sheriff then shot the horse thief. - Yeah, that's crazy. - It's a wild, I think it's the only instance in American history where a Medal of Honor recipient shot another Medal of Honor recipient. - We, me and Ethan on Habitually Fit God. - Well really quick, what state do you think has the most Medal of Honor for Jidya? - Hang on. - Not gonna guess. - Think about the side that won. - Good. - There was a reason behind that guess for the home team. - New York, I don't know. I'm thinking states have been established the longest. - Yeah. - I was thinking colony-ish. - By like a fucking margin. Like Massachusetts in third place, that's a 265 New York has 672 to 677. - Wow. - Well, now they have communism. So I'm sure all those people love that. - Why? - Who's in second? - Who was second? - Pennsylvania. - Pennsylvania second. - Oh shit. - It's just oldest states, that makes sense. Plus, it was a lot easier to get Medal of Honor back then. - You can get to that. - I think they were multiple from this one engagement. - Yeah. - There's a really cool museum in Fort Worth that y'all should go to the Medal of Honor. - Ethan, how did that story go from that museum when we went to in Rhode Island, where in the museum, they had like this guy's military uniform and the guy had been shot in the neck during an engagement. He was like this badass artillery officer that was originally rejected for being too small. His uniform was tiny. He had to have been 110 pounds. Tiny dude. - Oh, this is literally-- - And that being like a badass. What war was that? It was civil war, wasn't it? Yeah, it was civil war. So he was for the North and he had his uniform and he got shot in the neck holding this blown up part of a wall that they were hiding behind and he got shot in the neck and they had his uniform. He ended up surviving. And then they also had the southerner that shot him in the neck had like talked about how he fought in the civil war, but he only killed one guy. - I remember hearing that story. - And highlighted like the exact scenario and those two ended up like writing each other and exchanging correspondence back and forth when they were like 70 years old about how like, "Damn it, you were my one kill, I thought I got you." And he's like, "No, I fucking lived." It was, you could read the letters and they had the guys, you know, it was crazy shit. That's the coolest museum I think I've ever been to. Varnamarmory Museum is like this little, it's like an old YMCA building and they just have the coolest stories in there. - Have you been to the World War II museum in New Orleans? - Uh-huh. - We need to go. - Yeah, we all need to do that. - Also just the idea. - It is my favorite museum. - Opening up a letter. - 70, you're like fucking 50 years down. - Sorry, I shot you. - Yeah, bro, I thought I killed your ass. - And you're like, "Huh?" - I'm sorry. - Whoa, dude, you're the guy that shot me, bro, I got a middle of water, wild. - The fucking guy. - The cannon thing is one of the coolest fucking things. - That's the story I love the most. - They had a fucking cannon from the civil war on its original yoke and like wheels and shit. And in the mouth of the cannon was a cannon ball wedged halfway in it, like halfway sticking out stuck. And you could see there was like a dent. And apparently this historian that was there that gave us a tour, had like done all this fucking research. This cannon got hit by a Confederate cannon and dented the exit. So when, and they went to shoot, it got fucking stuck. - Oh yeah. - Midway in. One of the guys died and he like tracked down this dude's like personal diary that he had like mailed to his wife. He had like all this cool shit about it. But the cannon, after the civil war had been taken and put into like a, it was on display somewhere and then it was like put into a local courthouse on display and it was just sitting there. And I think the cannon was still fucking loaded for like over a hundred fucking years before somebody realized. So then there's all these marks where they were trying to chisel this cannon ball out with like a fucking flathead screwdriver and they couldn't get it out. So they eventually-- - It's a crazy thing to attempt to do. - Teak, yeah. - Teak. - Oh wow, this is loaded. Didn't they find out by the guy or a piece of paper and they're like, oh fuck, that's still loaded. Yeah, so they had to go in and like drill out the fuse hole and then flush it with water repeatedly until they got all this out and it's still like this cannon that's just frozen in time from the moment that it got seized up in battle in the civil war. - Hypothetical, very funny scenario. Somebody goes to demilit and tries to weld the fuse hole. - Well, like the-- (all laughing) - Givery the book hatchet when you were in school. - Yes. - Gary Paulson. - Yes. - Gary Paulson wrote another book called The Gun. And the entire premise is following a musket from it's either the revolutionary or civil war through it's like entire life of being a gun. And like the revolutionary war guy that was carrying it, they-- it was raining so he took like a wax and put wax over the barrel of this loaded gun and he died in combat and dropped it loaded and then it just got like passed down from family member to family member and was like sitting over a mantle loaded and then like I don't want to ruin the book. But like it reminded me of that where it's just like this gun from this old war. - Just somebody gets smoked that accident. - Then loaded for a hundred years. - You know, I've never heard of that. - Yeah. - Interesting. - I was wondering why we didn't read that book but there's a lot of foreshadowing there. - You gotta figure it out. - You'd definitely tell it wasn't stored somewhere with high humidity. - Yeah. - Over the fireplace. - Well, well, I'm no zoologist but that's not safe. I thought you guys were talking about war letters like letters from home 'cause I'm convinced to all the ones that they share like are fake. Because like-- - Oh, they definitely got screened. - Well, they get screened because it's always like Dolores, how I miss thee. I longed for your touch. They, you know-- - Dolores, give me that pull. - There's never one was like-- - Send sketches. - Yeah. - I'd love to see that door. There's everyone like damn girl. I miss you like is there's never one that's like realistic I always say just from my perspective the Have you found like dirty warden the morals of not cheating on your wife have definitely gotten a lot more strict in modern times It doesn't feel like it, but they have because the amount of like Heroic bad asses that love their wife and kids and we're great fathers and you're like, yeah, his daughter is actually named after his mistress City had in France blah blah blah blah. Honestly, there's a lot of American lineage in France. Yeah, crazy work Crazy work. They were really abiding by the different zip code doesn't count rule type thing like there was no internet I can hide this family say I like how crazy how crazy was that when you when you hear all the stories of like Are we dating the same guy telegram? Oh Naming your child after your mistress is the wildest thing I can think why don't you come out that name? I don't just liked it. I don't know. I just thought you know Normandy was a good name I don't know I don't know French names My god damn I wouldn't do it you guys ready for the after show. Yeah, Cody you beautiful son of a bitch close us out Buy everyone. Thank you for joining me the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined day by Eli double tap the fat electrician Better and with a sign Brandon are here myself. Don't an operator. Please join us on patreon for the unsubscribe after show We got the punchy punch. Oh, what's the punchy punch the power cube? Each one can punch right now. This is really good. How long is it gonna take to set up? This is this is going to be Friendly seconds. Okay, cool. I'm gonna say I do have to bail out of here because my event is very soon Right in your torso More than that. Yeah, yeah, I just don't want to get sweaty before I show to it. Give it. I got Eight thousand three hundred I guess we probably three in the best Yeah, yeah, no best. I don't agree Now my hand hurts again Conner get up there. Yeah, they're gonna go second. I went for it. Get over here. You want to go second 11,300 Zach There goes my 11,000 That was shit. It was 18 Okay, I'm gonna go here. I will go in later. I'm very upset I'm getting there fuck me. What was it? What was that slow it? See but why are the jewels different like it's I don't know. I don't know. So it works a mystery machine That was terrible the bigger the number the better it is Fuck my wrist that's why we I Feel like a big you hit low. Yeah, you hit low on that one. I could go There you go I was gonna hook it. He's gonna do a stick. Nick is going to fuck all of us 30,000. I'm going to 20,000. Oh god. Oh shit 35 raise your kids in Iowa. This is proof 35 was crazy There you go. You got me. 335 one more 40 queer 48,989 you like about to show why my nose is right here. Oh 20 Okay, now I'll do right hand 30 38 1 33 4 44,88 4,31 46,46,44,48 48 was your time Yeah, Nick's going to be like I'm gonna punch you boy. I sleep right What is you want? You're gonna show up. It's gonna be mounted to the wall It's like entirely based on how close you get to the yeah, you have to Definitely have to be accurate to accurate is fuck on that one. I'm going again. It doesn't matter. Where'd you get? It doesn't matter I was a pioneer 14 30 31 35 33 If I didn't pass enough, it's a 2x loss of fire 19 34 35 32 33 Show your turn. Stupid left hand. I five self-pulled but I'm also intoxicated right now. Excuse his excuses. Did you finish the fire? I almost Damn it I don't like this game. It's game sucks 10 And my hand hurts again. God damn it. Oh he takes you look. I'm hitting like high left 32 Mass moves mass 32. Let me try one more. Let me hold it for Nick because Nick wants to punch again 37 Get me the right glove Oh, that is my belt that 40 50 I've got to beat Nick now. She's invalid 52 And you're holding her ground. You're doing good 55 I've got to beat you now Hold it. Keep holding it I'm going to take a breather 5 5 5 5 8 so 50 is 59 9 yes sucked he was back in first yes sucked I can let's do it when they all get it 59 9 yeah I know both Nick and Eli really to die over this yes I got this because I have to win I need a second okay there we go go I see you now great I can hear your heart on yeah 59 69 you brace him my bottle clients 54 55 that's it 47 6 36 2 52 8 45 7 I suck 34 8 24 then 27 3 who does a big one 425 I get it 48 50 it's gonna be Max I need a game like I will say they're like from from the backside of the pad there's definitely a difference Eli you hit hard they'll get your own but Nick tries to punch through me not for long oh zip-knicks here now he's losing weight I can't wait oh Seb you're up did I was playing a VR like John I was playing it was just me now we just put everyone's names going down that list we sure you like top here yeah okay now I think I got up to 30 we hope you like that - What? (laughs) - Come on! 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