The Insane Story Of Ned Kelly | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 243

That's a big thing, it's right, you have to have a reason. Why do you wanna go? I like guns. I hate my neighbor. I feel like as a comedian, it's okay to punch down. Yeah, yeah, it's not what, but yeah. Why is he flaccid, and hard? We meet this guy who's got a whole adult, and it kept beating his wife. Oh, yeah, that's what we're doing. The ghost only visits when dinner's burned. [Laughing] Say hi to me, lie. It's racially ambiguous, Brandon. This hair is fucking fabulous. Don't know, a dark joke disposition. There's a battle electrician, look at the unsubscribed. Believe me, just take it splash damage all day long, fam. [Laughing] You did nothing, you just walked in, started attacking you. It has defense, you did attack everyone. It's a great way to command a room though, isn't it? Oh, you gotta pop it up. He was very dominant, I was sitting here for 45 minutes, you pricks are all late. One, two, three, three, two, one. Why are you going backwards? Why are you counting? You're saying what I'm doing? I'm not counting, he's taking over the podcast. What the fuck? Well, the unsub podcast, my name's Isaac Butterfield, and it's a fantastic honor to be here. He also got looking at the wrong camera too. I don't know if you noticed he counted backwards from you because of where he's from, the other side of the world. I told you, it's been a different day. Exactly, obviously. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Dulltap, Isaac Butterfield, Brandon Rare, and myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. What the bitches? It's good to see you all. We haven't had our boy on it. Fucking like a piece. Two years, yeah. Two years, I'm back. You've been on the podcast? Might, I'll be in every way. I've been, yes. It is. Oh, I was before the podcast got better. The Switcher Rooney, I know. People have died and it's all happened since I've been here last. It's good to be here, though. I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Texas. It's great. I love Texas. It's the only state I like. Everywhere else I've been. Although there is a lot of homeless people here. An Aston. Well, yes. I was only in Austin for a couple hours yesterday and my drive to San Antonio yesterday as well. There was less than last time I was here. Every Trump, there was a lot more. I'll just say that. Not that I'm a Trump fan. I am a first fan. You're not allowed to say that in Australia. You get. You go back to the COVID camp. Literally, I like Trump because he's hilarious. I think we can all agree that he's hilarious. I don't have any opinions on policies or who he puts in his government. I don't know enough about it. I don't know enough about that type of stuff. But what I know is he's a funny. And where I come from, that's more important than anything else. That's how I vote, man, as long as the memes are funny. Exactly. That's one thing I'm like, dude, I don't care if you like the man, if you like his policies. You got to admit to all these people that are like, you know, I don't do politics. I don't get involved. You know his presidency is going to be so much funnier. 2016 to 2020 was a meme goal. Absolutely. Absolutely. That history books. We were, I was talking to someone in his camp and it's too early to name drop on the podcast so I won't. But we were talking about how the media attention, particularly in Australia. Like I was sitting in these photos and videos of the news and the news cycle was just hammering him on everything. Like I was watching it live, more live on like X and that type of stuff Twitter. What was actually happening in the moment and the difference between what was shown by, you know, journalists on the ground or from the horse's mouth, so to speak. In comparison to what you saw on the six o'clock news was vastly different. So, you know, my mum, my auntie, my grandma, all these people, they're all getting a completely different narrative. And it must be the same here. Everyone's aunties, grandmas, these type of people, the older people who aren't invested in social media. The people that watch the view. Well this is, but that's their target mark. Yeah, no, 100%. It's done intentionally. It's that and the legals. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah. Right. That's actually one of the questions. One of the questions is like from your position over in Australia, how does it look seeing America's, I guarantee it's just painted as chaos. Like we look like a third world country sometimes. Yeah, I mean, well, I wasn't alive for 12 hours. That was enough. That is a third world country. Man, I've been to LA like five times in my life and it is a shithole. Like it is just all, I could just smell like it's not as vibrant as where I'm from. Like just the colour in the sky. So where I live, it's like a smallish town. Like it's big town, but it'd be small to you guys, but it's a bigish town for Australia. And we're like 20, 30 minutes from the main hub. And even where we are, we're around some farms and stuff. And it's nice and, you know, quiet and yellow. Yeah, it's not, it's fucking yellow. Everything's like chips. Like just colored filter. It is. I'm glad that's not just me. Because every time I get there, I was saying to my wife clearly the other day, we were at home. And I was paying the washing out like any good husband should. And I was saying, I'm not looking forward to that part of America. It's just like you're wearing these. What's that seepia toned glass? Yeah. When you go at time. It's very, very strange. But in answer to your question, people look down on America because they haven't been here, and they don't know Americans, or they don't know the right Americans. And I think that's the difference. I've been lucky enough to meet a lot of really good Americans and some shit ones. No doubt. Some very mental ill ones. I'm in the comedy world. We're in a part in parcels. It's good to see you. It's catching streams over here. But yeah, I don't know. Anywhere you go in the world. Everyone's exactly the same. They sound a little bit differently. The biggest one, and we were talking about this earlier, it was the opinion that Australians, and probably the breeds as well, people from the UK and Britain, have on guns. And I'm someone who I was trying to get a gun license in Australia, not for any particular reason. And that's a big thing in Australia. You have to have a reason. Why do you want a gun? Well, I like guns. They're fun to shoot. And when I go on. Why do you need my neighbour? I think. Did you go away? You baby. You know, they like it. I like that shit. It's a good reason. But you have to, for anything in Australia, the reason is why. Like, I don't know what your rules are with local governments and councils and whatnot. But even to take a tree down to put a pool in, it's like thousands of dollars and begging. And you've got to get all these people to agree on it. It's crazy. And your own property. Don't drop a tree down, mate. Nico would hate it there. It's fucking awful. It's ridiculous. Like, I had to remove this giant gun tree. Huge. It was like 30. It's beautiful tree. But it was so close to my house. And my son's bedroom's like just there. And the tree's right. I'm like, "Fuck man, I can't." Oh, it gets windy. I start freaking out. So we got it down and then put a pool in, because we're loaded. And. A bunch of ad dogs. My man. My man. And the amount of like jumping through hoops and all that shit, it was just absolutely crazy. But you have to beg to do things in Australia. Like, you know, lick a licensey. You can't open a bar. I was saying this to Ben, my opener who's off camera at the moment, Ben McClanon HotBloak, about in Newcastle where I'm from. They were trying to open a gentleman's club. And you know, bottom level was just normal service at a bar. The next level up was like lingerie and then it was like a strip club. And there were so many people that complain, you know, "This isn't right for Newcastle." They squashed the whole idea. Like, where is that freedom? And that's what a lot of Australians sort of, they feel like they're free, but they're really not. They don't have the ability to do what you guys can do here. And I think they're somewhat jealous of that. And this is just me, you know, answering that question in a long round away and saying that I would like to go. We might notice some people. So like, I just asked you what your favorite meat was. You apply for the firearms licensing. What firearms can you get as a set of mount you can get? Okay, so caliber. To be in Australia, everything's like sort of, there's no automatic weapons. They're all, I guess, this is how much I know about guns. When you have to like, fuck it and do these ones. That's bolt action. So they're all, I don't even get lever actions, lever, not lever. Just trying to speak. Yeah, it has to be bolt action. I've shot like, on a mates farm, I shot like a 50 cow. That was really cool. But that's the biggest gun that I was able to get. He was able to get that because he's got a giant property and it's for shooting. He said it was for deer. Do you want to send a deer into the fucking, the end of the earth? But I will do it. Yeah, that'll do it. We'll get the job done. We were shooting his ex partner's car and it was like, you know, a mile away or whatever it was. But he owned the car, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Okay. If he bought it for her, put it up there because they broke up or someone cheered who cares. Anyway, we were shooting it and the crazy thing about the 50 cow. This giant round, that's worth, you know, $10, $15, $20 each. I don't know what it is. Hear about five, yeah. Mate, I drive a ram, right? That's what I drive in Australia. They're like $170,000 to buy. Jesus Christ. Dude, that's what it's worth. Yes. It's crazy. I looked it up. I looked it up. It's like $60,000, $70,000 here for like a brand. If you, you know, buy from a dodgy dealer, but it's nonetheless. I couldn't believe it. I was blown away. Anyway. So ram's on me mind. My father-in-law drove us to the airport and then took it back into my driveway and scraped his shit out of the side of it. - Oh, fuck. - I was so upset. - But fuck. - Can we feel you to leave the country before we told you? - No. (laughing) - No, we found out there. But to say so. - So you drive a full-saves truck. Like there's not many full-saves trucks so they're like, like a Dodge truck. - There's a lot more Rams and F-150s. F-150s, you used to be able to get them, but you'd have to import them yourself. Now they are being sold there. Rams, like there's none of this like, you know, fall ties at the back business. Like that doesn't happen in Australia. The roads don't fit them. People look at you like you're a piece of shit. People look a lot, let me like that. Anyway, so I'm like, whatever, all good. But they don't know how to deal with it. They don't fit in car spaces. I mean, you know, there's still big trucks, so maybe they don't do that here either. I scraped the shit out of mine going into a car park when I first got it because it's just not made for it. But yeah, they're starting to get everywhere, which is really, really cool. But on the fire I'm saying, you have to prove that you are, to get a handgun, you have to get, you have to like go to a handgun, like club, like once every like three months or something, like you have to show your face and like get marked off the roll. Like yeah, I'm here. You have to be a part of the club. You have to store your weapon at the club. You have to shoot a certain amount of times a year. And for the rifle, you have to be either at a rifle club or have a farm sort of thing. But they have to be locked up. You can get random checks or that type of stuff. There's a lot of stuff like that in Europe. No, I think that's where like some of that comes down to is like the, it's just like the difference in idea in the role of government. Whereas here in the United States, like it's a lot more like dangerous freedom, like the individual over a collective. And the way it should be anyway, I'm not saying we're 100% like this anymore, you know, things deteriorate over time. But originally the idea was the government should be asking its people if the government is allowed to do something. Whereas in Europe or in Australia or a lot of these countries, like the collectivist ideas, like I'm doing a thing, I should have to ask my government first. I want to put a pool in my backyard. I have to ask the government. I want to own a firearm even though I live on a ranch and there's coyotes that just ate my Labrador. Like, oh, I need to ask the government. It's just like that very different ideals on governance. Well, with the weapons, it's ever since there was this shooting, a mass shooting in where was that port Arthur in Tasmania? It was like the late '90s. Yeah, early '60s, '90s or '90s or '90s, '90s or '90s. I think it's meant 2000s. It was right before an election. Didn't have anything to do with it. And that was the one where it was like a kid's camp and dude went in, and it's like smoked a bunch of people. So port Arthur itself is an old convict settlement where we went there last year. Much like the whole continent. Like the entire corner. And you go in there and there's all these old buildings and stuff and it's like a historical place. So people were just there to go to the cafe and walk around and see the sights and all that type of stuff. And it's a cool little joint. Look back at the 1800s, whatever. But yeah, so I'll make walks in. And I don't, you not only add to question any of this story in Australia. Even me saying this now, or what? Or it's, you're in trouble mate. Like actual legal trouble. No, not in legal trouble, which is, okay. You just get, if you ever look at a conspiracy or even just question it, I always like to question absolutely everything, you know what I mean? Like I think that's a very, it's very good to have a healthy level of distrust with the official story. And even when you say words like official story, you sound like a fucking crazy person, but I say it all the time, so I'm very used to it. But the people, so politicians who have questioned any of the official story have been shut down. There'd been, you know, the media goes hard on them. Almost like they will get a memo, like go after this person, whatever. But the official story is this guy, real autistic, strange dude, which seems to be the flow of things when it comes to mass shootings. But this was a long time ago, he went out and he, I don't know the exact numbers, but maybe someone in the comments can go through and, you know, have a look at this. But the headshot count was so high that it was, that people were just like, what? Like he's just this random guy and he's hit all of these people. I think it was like 30-something deaths. Something like that. - So it was April in 1996, killed 35 people. - Right, and I did 23. - So yeah, he just unleashed. And I don't know what type of weapon he had. - What's this green (bleep) alive? - If I could read, I would be able to tell you. Ag one. I took that class in high school. - Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't take core in three. - But when we're talking about AG one, or as Nick says, Ag one. - Is it a multivitamin that combines your pre and probiotics? - Superfoods and antioxidants into one simple scoop. - Not amateur biotics, probiotics. - Them kids are (bleep) dirty. - Dude. 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But there's all these people talking about. They saw all these dudes like in sort of like blacked out military gear and all that type of stuff that day. And then other people are saying, oh no, he wasn't there, he was somewhere else. And then there's other people that have been in prison with him and he's like, no, I did it for this reason, whatever. So there's all these different stories. - I said, kill him. - He's alive still. - Jesus. - Oh, yeah. - He didn't know that. - Yeah, I'm sure Martin Bryan, his name is. That's at least something we're pretty good at. - Yeah, taking him out. - Yeah. - I don't know, what is it? Why can't I always enter the chat? - I have a surprise that he's still. - Yeah, he's still there, surely. - He'd be like, I don't know, what is he now? Like maybe 60 or something like that? I think it says there what he was 28 at the time. - So he's really young. - Like a loner, like the age-old story with that type. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He's 58. - Yeah. And he looked like it. Can you pull out one of the images? - No, that's him now. Have a look at the him when it happened. He looks like a fucking scary dude. I look at that. Imagine that guy coming out here with a bloody. - Well, he was just coming out here. - Did he have a girl here? - Yeah. - Huh. (laughing) - That's wild. - Well, I don't believe in gender, so that's unfortunate. You'd bring it up. - He'd talk to them? - No. - I think it's his. - It's a frumpy shirt. - Yeah, a frumpy shirt. I didn't realize it was that high of a number. - It was huge. - And then so right at the election, the prime minister coming in John Howard, or he was running, or he was, whatever it was, he was elected in '96, he banned guns. There was a big amnesty, like everyone's handing guns in and stuff. And so the conspiracy theorists of the world would be like, "Hey, well, is this a false flag? "What is this? "Or did it really happen? "Or is it a, or maybe it did happen?" And they're sort of just going, "Hey, well, this is a great chance to get the guns." Or maybe they're just really nice politicians and they wanted to help people out. - Yeah. - And they wanted to misappropriate the quote, or misattribute the quote, I think it was Rahm Emanuel, or that never let a good crisis go to waste. - That's it. - Hey, that's the opportunity. It was just like in New Zealand with the Christchurch shooting. - Yeah, it was a very similar situation. - Yeah. And they take those moments and they run with them. COVID was shit, let's get rid into all of that shit. - Sure. - That is a fucking breach brother. - Go for it. - Man, the, the amount of people who's still wearing masks in Australia are these whole areas. For one. - We see this too many. - What percentage would you say? - I don't go out for starters. I don't, but you go to a city and there's people less now, but like two or three years after, like there was still people, like normal people. I saw a lady like in a car by herself recently with one on. Like a white lady too. It wasn't an Asian, Asians have been doing that forever. Like, you know, Chinese, Japanese people. - They do that anytime they were sick. Like, yeah, then with a comment called that. - And in a very natural way. - That makes, if I had some sort of viral flu or something, it makes sense. - Wear a mask. Okay, it's a nice thing to do. Or if you got like a weakened immune system, you're going through some sort of, you know, chemotherapy or whatever it is. Like, okay, well that, that's right. - Even now, if you put a vomiting bug or something. - Yeah, throw a mask on, bro. - It's so good. - We do. We have a Nazi friend who he went out to the middle of a, like a park and he like went out to a baseball field. Like, no one was around for hundreds of meters. And he lays down and he just, he's kind of chilling. He takes a nap, wakes up. This is during COVID. and there's Aussie police standing over him. They're like, you went past your time of being outdoors, like you can't be out this long. - So looking back at all of that with retrospect, how scary of a situation is that when you consider that the death rate was very low, infection rate very high, death rate very low, imagine if the death rate was high or they could really bung it on. So to put it on sort of thing. If you know what, bung it on me. - We've got it, we've got it. - We've got it, yeah, we've got it. - We've got it. - We've got it. - We've got it. - You know, I've been a band, he was walking this morning through we're in San Antonio at the moment, and he's walking this lady stands at the front stairs at him, and Ben goes, "Genei, here you go." And she ran inside and I was like, she didn't hear what you said. You just said they're going, "Aaah, ran!" (laughing) - You're doing well. - You're doing well. - And it was like, "Shout in gibberish." - You can't. I said, "You've got to start talking slower, mate." - She was laughing over here. (laughing) - She was like, "I understand that." - Yeah, it's, COVID was crazy. And yeah, people were being, there was a dude arrested, I meant there's a famous vision of this guy being arrested on a beach, if we went for a, or maybe not arrested, but let off the beach, which is the same thing. I'm arrested, let off by police. If they're infringing on your freedoms as a human being to move throughout time and space, then that's enough. During that time, like you can't, you can't do that. It's madness. And I was originally with the jab, I made a video saying, this is a great idea, we should all get it, right? And then people still hammer me about that. They're like, "You were a pro at the start." I was, I assumed it was all sweet. I assumed it was like all the other ones that I was sweet with beforehand. And now every, like we've got a two year old, you know, we had to talk to doctors about different things and ask questions about different sort of injections and stuff. And then they just got, no. No questions, like, it's, I trust it. I do it to my kids, that's what they said. And I don't know, man. It's a, there's a lot, the mistrust that I now have for, and it's not, it's not individual people in the government. It's this collective. It's this absolute power that people have when they're in a group and they don't see the individual person. They see you as a number or whatever. They look at you like you're an underling because they've been, you know, projected into this position. And they just make decisions for you because they know better and they don't give a shit. And it's to advance their career. It's not out of any concern for you. I've seen how they run a fucking DMV. I wouldn't trust them with Jack shit. I wouldn't trust them to cut my grass. Yeah. You haven't been in the government or worked or did something alongside it. They, I've never met somebody. It's like, yeah, do that. It's so efficient. Especially like, like military team guys. Oh, dude. You want to see motherfuckers who don't trust the government. Yeah. Ask any of those dudes, any like the old school SF boys? My god. The government's played with their life. Yeah. And probably still does in many different ways. You know, they've held them like this like a puppet. Dude, the first time I was ever introduced to Alex Jones was when I was working. The first time I started working around sales back in like 2009. Dude, they fucking, they don't like the government very much. Yeah. I get it. I get it. And as I've gotten older, you sort of turn into your dad or a father figure, perhaps if you don't have a dad, like you turn into those people, you look at how they were when you're a kid and they were all old and bitter and they have government and you're young and you're like, oh, come on, I like that. And you get older and you're like, you fucking government, you're right. What the hell is going on? There's a guy who has that bit where he's like, oh, it happens. I have early onset Republican. Yeah. Wakey's like, I just, I'll be sitting there on watching World War II documentaries to go to sleep. Like, oh shit, this is how it happens. Yeah. I don't ever say, but not to bring open a bent up again. He was as fell asleep on the plane yesterday watching World War II documentaries. He's two years older than me. It's how it happens. Like, what the fuck do you do early onset Republican? I love that shit and I've become more right wing as I've gotten older and I even claim my wife who very, not talking shit, but a sheltered upbringing, like very protective parents and that type of stuff. And now she's just like, fuck. She's anti this and she's like, no, she's like, fuck this. She's sharing Trump memes all the time. It's hilarious. A dad wears a MAGA hat to the shops. Mike America Grady and he leaves in fucking a stride. Like, what are you talking about? I just, I remember like, I grew up as a skateboarder. Like, hated cops. They chased itself of our skate parks and stuff, like our skate spots. Yeah. And then it became a cop. I was like, oh my God, people are shitty. Yes. Yeah. Like, some of these laws should be enforced. Yeah, yeah. Well, you see, you see, as a cop, the worst of people and then you have to deal with some dickhead, you know, skating or they're, you know, grinding a rail as I've always attempted to do and I was a kid and we use the old wax candle we're trying. I was a fakie. I didn't do anything to it. It was fucking hopeless. But, you know, and then you have to deal with that. You're dealing with the, the morning and some dumb kid in the afternoon. Like, how do you, how do you do that? And how do you do that and not be a prick? Like, that's gotta be hard. You got it. You know, I don't know if you want to get into it, but some of those like specific cases where you like, you had to deal with something like fucking horrific. And then, and then the very next call is some Karen arguing about trash cans. Yeah, yeah. This, this one drunk dude just like ran over this baby and smeared him all over the fucking road. Like, mom was pushing a stroller across the street and he was looking at a cell phone. He looked up, smeared this baby all over the road, like took it out of his mother's arms. Like, done, kids done, babies for yeti. And then like the next call, I've got some old rich white bitch who's like, my neighbor's trash can is in front of my house. And he's got like, yeah, I'll handle that for you. Thank you for coming. Yeah, that's a hard one. That's such a switch. That's why I've said it multiple times. I would never want to like, award your award. You're just there the entire time. Your checkout is, you're still with your guys. You feel protected, blah, blah, blah. As a police officer, you deal with that and then you go immediately home to your family. And do you work in the area too that you've been doing? Yeah. And then so where that poor baby was, you drive past that when you're not in uniform as well? Yeah, man. I work there, say to town. And so that's, I don't know how you deal with that. Like obviously that's a strong, will human being to deal with shit like that and not to suck your dick on camera. No, no, it was-- That's repatriate on it, but I will, but while seeing Zach Braun, yeah. Well, then you got some cops. They'll kick you off a fucking beach during COVID, Brandon. Yeah. Oh, my God. That was, COVID was just such a scary glimpse into exactly how much people will cooperate. That's why everyone was Nazi in Germany, so to speak. And what I mean? It's why they existed. Me and Brandon were on this beautiful beach in South Carolina during the height of COVID. And we're just chilling on the beach. Just during the summer of love, 'cause it was when Charleston was actively burning, if you recall. Yeah, because someone died of a heroin overdose. But we were just chilling out there on the beach and this cop comes by and is like, you can't be here. There's restrictions in me and Brandon, who's like-- Jesus. What the fuck? What are you talking about? Over a loudspeaker. We were the only ones on this beach as far as the eye can see. But people were scared. They thought everyone was going to die, because they saw everyone in John a dropping. Do you remember that? People were like walking out and body bags full. Do you remember that fucking bag bag that was wild? The resident evil-looking fucking footage of Chinese dudes with MP5s going into a apartment building. Like umbrella corporation coming in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there was plastic tubes in the room. They're spraying from the streets out of trucks, old, like, sand sanitizers or whatever. That's why we were being shown in the very early days. And now it's here. And you want to get out of the beach? Yeah. Is it what's wrong with you? It was like, and this isn't like June, I think, right? Yeah. Like, this is like way after everybody's like, oh, and like, don't get me wrong. There was a lot of, there were a lot of deaths, but a lot of those too. Some of them were natural, but some of them were just because, like, we were putting people on ventilators. Yeah, that was the wrong, that was the wrong thing to do. No, and it was so sporadic. To my understanding of this, again, I'm not a fucking doctor. I just talked to a lot of them. But like, they didn't know what internal lung pressure keep these people on, because what would save somebody would kill another. So a lot of the ventilators, the ventilators were actually what was killing people, is the treatment, not necessarily the disease. There's just, there's conventional wisdom and it just didn't fucking work for this one. Yeah, and people were dying of comorbidities as well. And that was, that was kept up in the, and we'll talk about the gun crime statistics beforehand. I just walked in here talking about guns. I know that's gonna be a gun. But how many of those are, and then, but they're still, you know, put in the same level of gun deaths. And then that number's spread overseas or into your own communities and people like that's fucking Americans with guns. You know, they're all crazy. I, so I work, because I've said a lot of horrible things on stage, jokes about things that you shouldn't joke about, all that type of stuff. I have security every show, right? I have my own personal security, these guys. They do the UFC, the Salt and a Brew and I, and me. Nice. (laughing) It's a bit ridiculous. Like, obviously, the UFC, hectic security, heaps of fans, the Salt and a Brew and I are very important. Heaps of money. And then just, he's just walking through the shop in a community, because I'm there to tell dick jokes. But they're all ex-military, ex-police, all good people, and people like trust. And these are people who, if they were in America, they'd have guns. A lot of them actually spend time here and own guns here, you know, other people's sort of collections or whatever. One of them hooked me up with the Austin police. He's got an uncle. He's like, my uncle said you can do a ride along with him. I was like, okay, cool. Yeah, I'd like. do it. I'm a bit like I couldn't imagine doing it right along in Austin. I know that's the whole place. I'd be like I'm Austin. I'm like, is it just just sick straight? Does homeless people you're doing? I'd say it's fucking homeless people and then drunk people. Yeah, just what it is the fight. No one saw coming. I actually didn't see Paul fighting Joshua period. I'm surprised he took it. Also, nobody asked for it. That's true. I don't know who the other guy is. Frankly, he's what I showed you him knocking people out. He's the one that killed him. You got him. He killed him. He's dead. Yep. Jake Paul versus Anthony Joshua live on Netflix, December 19. 19. Two worlds Clyde in the ring and Draft King Sportsbook has the entire event covered. That on every round, every punch and every knockout moment. 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For additional terms and responsible game resources, cdkng.com/odio limited time author. Well, I, my first impression of Sixth Street, we were driving to the comedy mothership. I was going there with some friends and all that type of stuff. And, you know, we were driving there, they had been in Austin for 10 minutes, whatever, or whatever. And there was this lady injecting heroin, or whatever on the set in the alley. In the, oh my god. It's crazy. We, and we went and did our first live show. Nick had never even been to Austin. His first experience, we pull up to our live show. And in the alley, there's people doing drugs. Isn't that crazy? It's worse. And then, so we're doing our live show. It's weird. Killton used to do the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe the Vulcan. And so we had like, we had like 30 people in line just waiting to get into our live show. And so me and Nick were like, hey, dude, you want to grab a beer? And Nick's like, yeah, let's grab a beer and go outside and talk to him. And so me and him, we have, we have our beers. And we just walk out onto the street. And we're just like kind of talking to people. The cops come by. And they're like, you can't drink out here right now. You can't have your beers out here. Me and Nick look over. And there's someone shooting up hair when they're right beside us. And we're just looking at the cop like, I, yeah, all right. Yes, officer. Yeah. We'll just go back inside and drink. That was the priority was to get you guys out of their drink and piss. And he says, like, that lady's fine. That's man. That was, and I, I was like a little schoolboy in the headlight. I was like, oh, she's doing drugs. And I've been around drugs. Like, well, when I started, I played rugby league growing up. So it's sort of like rugby, but a lot faster, right? Big heroin users. Big heroin users. Huge in the hero. You got to get your weight down. Now, the, the, the strong out team. Yeah. Actually, I used to play football with a guy. Who, um, who used to, he used to make this gatorade before a game that had speed in it. And he'd put, I don't know how much speed, but he, but and he always, he made, I mean, making a tackle with his face once. And he didn't react. And I was like, man, this guy's so tough, but he was off his fucking head. But he was tough as an hour's great player. Good dude. But just, yeah, and I was just in there. I might have worked for the Germans. Yeah, exactly. Right, full blitzkrieg just straight through the lawn. That's like the opposite of heroin though. It's just like, and hot, hot hike. Yeah. Yeah. The ween. They just stayed in position. Yeah. Yeah. The thing was just walking around that life. You're like, oh, fuck, we're fighting the zombies again. It's in slow mode. No, they're just paused. But I was 18 or 17 or 18. It was mad Monday. The, the day after you last game of the year, everyone drinks all day. It was called mad Monday. Um, and one of the boys turned up with a bag of like 200 ecstasy pills. And he just walks in. And I was like 17, 18, fresh out of school. And I was just like, oh, I'm just surprised. What the fuck is this? So I was like, pretty used to drugs. And that I was never a big drug guy. Still out. Still, I'm not. But, uh, kids usually do that. Yeah. Right? So I'm 32 now. And this was back back in the day. So I imagine they're all just, they're all off their heads still. But no, you get to see somebody doing heroin. They were there. There's something about that needle. We just like, that's commitment. I was on peptides for a while. And I felt like a junkie just doing it. You know, I wasn't even on the good shit. It's so true. That is like the line for me is the nose or the needle. I'm like, man, that's a. Yeah. The nose is like, I'm like, man, that would be terrifying. Yeah. Fucking even that like, like piercing your skin. Yeah. Is is it that's, that's a barrier to entry. Yeah. Literally. And it should pay. Should they? If you have to piece your skin, like even like when I first, um, I went on a keto diet back like five or six years ago, I'm very big fan of the keto diet. I have this weird neurological condition where I lose control of my head and my neck. It's called paratismal dyskinesia. Anyway, PKD for short. If anyone wants to write that down, um, how do you set that off? So what it is, you may notice sometimes when I'm talking to people, I blink with one eye or wink. I'm not trying to fuck you. Well, I am trying to fuck you, but I'm not trying to give like not at that moment. I'm not trying to give that yet. And it's basically me sort of like just centering my eye side because that's one of my triggers. And anyway, I lose control of my head and my neck like I'm trying to look behind me like my eyes like fling around like that. And it goes on for like 30 seconds. It's related to epilepsy and migraines happens very rarely. But where was I going with this? I was just asked what. And so, um, where are we? I think so. We're talking about like barrier to entry. We'll be right back. Like Harry when you said stuff like that. Yeah, no, so I got it from Ben on heroin for, um, I sat here in Los Alamos in Austin. And it turns out it's everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Welcome way back. Welcome to unsub where you have felons and junkies. Have you ever thought because you have often have very famous people or you know, people with great stories, maybe a junkie or a heroin user just to ask those sort of questions. We have. Dude, we're a JB. It's the same reason you don't do it in football as you. So what was it like when you first started? Jayden talked about it. All the anytime he's been on, he's very open about that. And this guy has 58 felonies. Wow. Yeah. JD has a fucking a laundry list of everything. And he admits to it. And then he had a tone for that. That's one of the big switches. He's like, no, I was just even trying to figure out how to get out of my last sentencing. And then my lawyer and friend at the time said, hey, how has that worked in the past? And he's like, oh, I need to take accountability. And then he's like, Hey, I've, yep, I did that. But then the judge gave him, okay, hey, you can just do house arrest and probation. But if you fuck up again, like, yeah, you're don't done, done, done, done, done. Dude's been clean for years, great guy and like talks to other people who are going through shit like that and like kind of works with rehabilitation. That's an important part for people who are in that position right there to see that there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Yeah, like I know a lot of people who are like in those positions and they're like, you know, there's no way out. And just to for someone to give you the the knowledge that there is a way out of this. So even if you do it consciously, it's it's giving that individual hope because it is, oh, look how far I fall on, I can't possibly get out of this situation. And then you have a JD's like, I have 58 felonies. You have zero. I assure you you can fall way further down. Do you think there's a white there's a there's a place where it is impossible to get back out of like you said, these people stuck in like a, you know, a kayak all the children. That's that's like that's that's that's not coming back from that. I'm sorry. I mean, let the homeless people you say who I just, you know, out of I mean, sure, there's probably a point where you've done so much damage to your brain. Sure, we're like, you're not able to be a functioning member of society anymore, but that's that's way down that rabbit hole. I think there. Yeah, I think you have a lot of as long as you try and you really dedicate yourself, you can come back from a lot. Look at it. Yeah. Fucking robber down in junior when he was on his tirade of drugs and running from cops and shoot out through like, holy shit, that's Iron Man. I mean, we get stito. Yeah, stito like fuck shit. Like the, just the crazy amounts of drug use and stuff like that and like still able to just, you know, clean. Also, like a lot of the homeless people are homeless because they choose to be homeless every state, every county, every city has social programs. But that's a run by the rules. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, to get you, yeah, to kind of have a house. You kind of have this, you kind of have alcohol, which I, you know, that's got to be hard. You know, if you're out on the street and your dogs are your only friend, but they can't go into a shelter with you. I get it. I get that it's got to be tough to let that go. But I guess you got a, well, that's a, that's a, that's a small case. Like the dog thinks a small case. A lot of them just like, they fucking love what they're addicted to and they, they sure, sure, they just, they love that lifestyle. We'll give you, you know, three meals a day. We'll give you a place to sleep. We'll give you this. We'll give you some programs. You just have to pass a drug test every two weeks and they're like, all right, I'm out. Yeah. That's as easy as it is. It's really shitty. Like, it's, it's be that they're that or mental, it's a mental illness, too, or they, that's, they just want to be out on the streets. I mean, it's something you can't get around. I mean, a lot of, there's a homeless vets is a very large thing, but they have these opportunities to do other stuff. And I think it's been shown it's like, oh yeah, we offered help they just Because it would be completely different if there wasn't If there wasn't programs available Yeah, why are you helping these people right even though that's probably the conversation anyway, you know Why do you helping these people? But yeah, you have to have this some sort of self, you know Motivation to Betty once self like that has to be there and I guess we can do it for you No, but there's this this is and I don't know, you know how old all you dudes are, but So I'm a millennial, I guess yeah, yep. I'm a millennial the gen Z people those people they're coming up with this whole Attitude of I deserve this this and this and I've employed a couple of them and I don't know how good You know how good your editing is, but they are the biggest That have ever lived in this fucking where now the worst people I had an editor right he was working at a smoke store Like selling like you know, it's a backup store and he was making you know a couple hundred bucks a week I don't know how much you get paid it at a smoke store and I said he was good at it a really good at his job But I said how much do you want make come to me with an offer, you know I've proved to you me that you are a really good worker yada yada and he goes I want I won't work that to be 250k I was like you're off your phone. Are you serious? He goes, yeah, I think that's what I'm worth and Me being the very intelligent human being I am I'm hiding but not for that much and he ended up screw him out But I've had that with other people too. They just they have this I deserve this because I've done this I deserve that And I think that's going to lead to enormous amounts of mental illness which will lead to enormous Maybe it is a mental illness or normal amounts of people homeless on drugs addicted to pain pills addicted to alcohol addicted to cigarette whatever They're all just going to find themselves and finding some sort of addiction will find them or they'll find it And that will be the trajectory of their life because they are so dependent on this outside source of What's the word validation validation and they need it and they feel like they deserve it and they have to keep having it That doesn't mean yeah, the dopamine they're all deprived of it if they're not on their phone or they're not doing this And I guess we're all guilty of that to some extent, but all right get off To get off of a the dark thing that we've been talking about I want to talk about Australia and cinema Have you watched mystery in between oh, yeah, no, oh mr. No, no, no, I have I have yes, so I think he said mystery in between no mystery in between That's all right. I said yeah mystery in between No, chemistry is in between he's great. That's a great. He's a great actor I actually watched most of it on tiktok because some dude was putting up all of the Little clips from and I was just what I think it's one of a very few shows to go quite viral from just tiktok sort of thing It was dude. I I forget You was the one yeah, you showed it to me years ago like holy shit. This is the best portrayal of I just a dark comedy the acting you just feel like you're living the moment with what is going on and you're just there for the right Shout out to our boy fucking Scott Ryan. Yeah, Scott. I almost said Sean Ryan Wrong wrong one you because you showed it to me and then I hit him up on Instagram and me and Brandon had like a two-hour phone call with him Yeah, just just talking about the show and all sorts of stuff He's incredibly interested in the JFK shooting. Okay. I forgot about that Yeah, that was that was definitely a big topic of discussion is the conspiracy behind the JFK assassination Well, you know, okay, you know the actor the main actor and that yeah, yeah, he wrote directed that he Harvey Oswell. Oh Yeah, but the actor he did all of it. He did it all wow, okay, and he was offered Hey, we'll give you X amount of money for and another season of all season He's like no, I'm good really like that's how I wanted to finish the story and he's no it's not it's not finished I think he wanted to do another another another season no shit I read the they were doing it to like another network and he'd like disagreed with the way they wanted to run it or how they wanted to do it I think but it wasn't finished yet. No shit Disney police wasn't it Like no, if you're not I'm gonna make you a gay and black It's a weird switch for season four there. Congratulations. You're now being played by Lizzo Brandon, do you need not one more time you got this Can you Brandon do you like but Brandon, where do you store your firearms all over my house in every fucking crevice well Do I have the product for you Nick show him here hand it to me Brandon so I can show you Brandon. This is stop box Stop box we love box you selling me What's in the box you have to open it and find out all right? Well, let's see if I can do this. Oh wow look at that. Oh, it's easy. Oh can I hide my goop in that you can hide your goop in that Cody Cody, do you know why I love this thing? Why? Why why God why because you don't have to use keys God not included Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house including squirt who's quite the scrapper Would you want squirt to have access to your firearms? No, he's violent. Well then stop box is the perfect product for you No cat's getting inside that or people without thumbs Hmm The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant. I didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago That is actually really cool. You put a little lock through there exactly when you check in a pistol or any gun If there's a hole that lock can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in you have to put a lock through that This has one hole so you just need one lock easily accessible once you land on the ground I know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule Never worry about tariffs because everything is sourced right here in the USA wait what are tariffs? I'm pretty sure I shot a few of them For a limited time only get 10% off your entire order if you use code unsubscribe check out And right now if you buy one stop box you're gonna get another stop box free So that's 10% off plus buy one get one free when you use code unsub it check out that stop box USA calm Discover a better way to balance security and readiness with stop box stop box USA calm use code unsubscribed There's another great show There was like 10 seasons of this show and each season is based on a different time period But underbelly I don't know if you've ever heard of it never heard of it But the first season of underbelly is about the Melbourne the Melbourne crime family sort of thing In the late 90s early 2000s and about a lot of hits that happened and that type of stuff Oh, yeah, it's Australian craze of ICJ. Yeah, so I wouldn't yeah Which is I wrote. Oh, that's an IC base like yeah Yeah, so it was all all in Melbourne about the Carlton crew and this guy called It's been a long time since I've watched it, but Really really good highly recommended It the rest of the ones went back a little bit further in history, so they're all more period pieces And they were good, but the Australian film industry fucking aids all right. It's just terrible You have to this it has been yeah, it's a ten years So this is based off of a whole that due to the front there's Vince Colossimo, and he's a great actor He's just an Italian dude, but the Italian dude who has been in the film industry in Australia for a long time He's a very very good, but in to get funding in Australia to do any sort of filming you have to you know, tick the boxes I had to I did like a documentary series where I went out and did Ghost hunts and went looking for big foot and Australia the yowee that the Aboriginal people in Australia have the story of the yowee like everyone has every indigenous People's have their own story which which points to the whole giant apithecus They're like the Nephilim shit. Sorry. Like the Nephilim like so everybody's got like all their own Hairy go. Yeah, they've really got their own story which points to the whole idea that it has to be something right But the the yowee is the Australian version never heard of that Yeah, so we went looking for that and we found these guys who There's one guy I can't really name Dan or Dave. It's not important at all, but I just feel bad But he was his older dude same he's legit and he was telling us About his yowee sighting and it was up in the glass house mountains in the sunshine coast This beautiful area right on the beach gorgeous. You made those words up Right, doesn't sound like Jackie BT wrote it And we went looking and he he goes I saw my first yowee sighting he was there and he just come out of the trees and I'm convinced He's an interdimensional being and just this random duty start to about interdimensional beings actually You know what that fuck all that All that earlier. We'll talk about yowee soon Earlier we meet this guy who's got a haunted doll He's a part of the ancient doll yep, you want a dog like a Annabelle kind of yeah It was it was more of like a picture a wooden almost like a panochia looking doll But without like the nose it was just it just looked horrifying right like that but it's haunted haunted and it kept Like beating his wife Oh, yeah, that's what we're doing it. Yeah Make sure you put on your Lesson He got me shot of the whole conspiracy theorist, but I do have a theory There was a second shoot. I said what you say Somebody checked the crossing all Honey are you there's your bag on? He just beat the shit out of her all the ghosts was here again The ghost only visits when dinner's brought (laughing) - So, so, so, I guess he's telling us. - Some people's kids, man. - And he's telling us this story and he's showing us photos of his wife's black eyes and all this type of stuff. And she's there. She's next to us and we're all gone. Oh, no. (laughing) - She's no, it's so hard to be like. (laughing) - I'm so sorry, and she's there like, she was off her head on something. I don't know if it's, like she looked like, looked like pain pills or something like that. So she was just out of it or drunk or I don't know. But yeah, he kept showing us these, and then he showed us these videos. He's like, this live stream. And he like zoomed through like, you know, on his phone and he's showing, yeah, look at mood. See that at moods. As he's in the background. (laughing) - Yes. - I imagine the little doll on top of her, and I have a little heart. (laughing) Just like doing that on top of her. Like, I don't know if you know what I'm saying about. - He's tearing it again. (laughing) - So yeah, that, the bruises are weirdly not the size of the dolls. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - This is a fucking boy. - I was just in four. - And it's just a little floppy arms. - Oh my god. - Whoa. - It's just little sticks. - So you called the police. So we, I didn't have my phone. There was no reception. There was a lot of other reasons I didn't call the police. And nothing to do with me. But he was showing us in front of like, a huge group of people. - So I don't blame him. (laughing) - But yeah, it was, it was different. And I, we didn't find the yeah, we were definitely found. - A dramatic battle with this. - Allegedly. - Fucking up the user. - Yeah. - No, well, the old backhand doll. Yeah, it's not good. But yeah, that was, that was cool. (laughing) - Who'd be right back? (laughing) - And he's like, - He's like my wife. (laughing) - You know what I would like to say while we're, talking about like Australian cinema and stuff like that. I don't know if this has ever been done, but I would love to see it if it has. - Yes. - It hasn't been somebody needs to jump on it. I would love to see a really well-made movie about Ned Kelly. - So there is one, have you seen it? - No, I have not. That's why I brought it up. I didn't know if that was a thing. - There is a great movie from early 2000s. It's got, who's in it? Let me pull out me. So for those who don't know Ned Kelly, it's basically, to my understanding, which is very limited understanding, is basically like the Australian Jesse James to a degree. - Yeah, yeah. So 2003, it's got a Heath Ledger playing Ned Kelly. - No shit. - I recommend this movie to everyone, and it's got Orlando Bloom in it as well, playing one of his brothers. - God damn it. - It is a great movie. I actually based a tour trailer of that where I was dressed as Ned Kelly. - No shit. - Yeah. - Do you know the whole Ned Kelly thing? - I do not know. So at the very end, the thing he's famous for, and they still have it in a museum, I'm pretty sure of it. - Yeah, I've seen it. - He has a, that's so funny. - So it was hung and everything. - All Melbourne Jowl where he was hung. I've seen, he's Sudah Amar. It's in the, he's gone man. - He built a metal suit to have a shoot out with the cops. - I'm sorry about it. - This is in the 18, late 1800s. - Wait, editor, pull up that metal suit because it's fucking insane. Pull up like the actual one in the museum, and then like the paintings of him doing-- - That's not him. - John statue, so it's a weird thing to show. - It's a crazy fucking outlaw. Like Jesse James is in America. - That's his actual suit. - Yeah. - It's the one that I saw in Melbourne. - Yeah, so it's fucking gone. - Would it be musket balls, or? - Yeah, he took one of the dirt there, the one through I think. - Yeah, they might have had mini balls by that time. What is it? - 1860s maybe. They're about 1830s, I don't know. - Dude, that art. - It's cool, I-- - So he's like a folklore hero. 'Cause even though he killed police officers and stuff like that, he was like, they were all sort of treated badly at the time by the police and, you know, poor white people, you know, I feel that. I feel like I get treated badly by the police, 'cause of the color of my skin. - It's kind of like a Robin Hood tape. - Yeah, and so Ned Kelly, I'm pretty sure. Benny, I, I Scottish. He was Scottish, I'm pretty sure. Irish. And so the English were the coppers. - Yeah, fucking sure, they were like, yeah. - You know what I mean? So all the English and the English treaty-- - They moved halfway across the world to still shoot the British. - Exactly. - But the British were horrible people to the Irish and the Scottish, taking them over for years, the potato famine, all that type of stuff. - I heard there were some troubles over this. - Yeah, well, that's the, that's the Irish and the Irish. - Yeah, Irish and the Irish, first, well, the English, you know, it's a whole thing. - Irish, Irish. - Irish, I Irish something. - Yeah. - He was Irish, right? What year was it? I didn't, he died in '96. Fuck, I nailed that. I didn't see, he's got a butterfly. - His father died in 1866. - Wow, 1879, I think it was the armory thing. - He died in 1880, as when he died. At age 25, he built that shit and-- - Yeah. - So the ground row-- - It wasn't iron, man. It was, he bent some steel. - Yeah, he was, yeah. - And he had metal floating around on his body and he used this iron call thing. (laughing) - Tempered glass. - Oh yeah, one of the metal. - It was crazy. - At the head of his time. - Not iron, man. - So at the, at the Glen row, he was a steam powered suit. (laughing) - Kelly built this in a cave with a box of scraps. (laughing) - The loudest iron man's 16-pound stoo-tool. (laughing) - This is the autism team's. (laughing) - Oh my God. - So this, oh that's how he's like shit. So it's tequila, why am I drinking tequila? - Tequila smash. - Tequila smash. - So the story's great, the story's great. The shootout happens at the Glen Rowan Hotel, I think of the top of my head. And he robs the banks on the way, on the all on horse and it lives out in the bush. He's hiding from everyone. And there's all these tales of different sort of, bush rangers and stuff, living up and down the coasts of Australia at this time. But he has this shootout with all these police. They bring in this South African like, almost like a general to take him down. And they've got all these outrageous rewards for his capture. They're all wanting dead and he runs out. He's brother's dying, the gun fought. He runs out with these suit of arm or odd shooting at the police. Like it's just like a mad story of man versus government, that's all I think, you know? 'Cause he gets the man. - You always have these cool stories of like, you know, the Robin Hoods, the Jesse James is like the American equivalent, I would think. And then, but Ned Kelly's is so interesting because you cap it off. Like you have all these stories that, you know, obviously they've been hyperabilized over the years and stuff like that. They added stories to it that may or may not have happened or probably didn't happen that way. But then Ned fucking Kelly, caps it off with this legendary gun fight with that suit of armor is just so unique. - Yeah, people love it. And that movie, it's been a long time since I was saying it, but it's good. - It's good enough. - I've never heard of this guy before. - Yeah, this is the first time I've ever heard this story. - That's really cool. - Okay, could you guess what movie? - Oh, I'm a young man. - I'm a young man. It's like 1999. My dad's cooking breakfast on a Saturday morning. This comes up on Spike TV. It's my first introduction to Australia. Cowboy movie. - A cowboy movie? - Yeah. - I already know. - You already know? - Quickly down under. - Yep. - Never heard of it. - That long shot, the fucking shoot in the jug or whatever. - You've never heard it quickly down under? - No. - That was, that was the-- - Is that like at Mike Steichas? - Tom and the Trios and that was the first time I've ever heard of Australia. - Yeah, right. No, there's not a quick release. - They hire this old cowboy guy to go down and shoot Tom Selling. - It was the Tom Selling dude. - Oh my God. - They hire him to shoot Aboriginal movies. - It looks like a (beep) - It has like in like Alan Rickman's in it. - Yeah, Rickman's the bad guy. - Yeah, I forgot. - Yeah, I forgot. - I forgot. - And it's like a big, it's a large western. - Yeah, right. - There's a lot of great Australian movies, but no, I haven't seen that. Well, there's a couple of good Australian movies. Not a lot. But he's using this. - Crocs, sharps, 52 buffalo rifle. - I thought you were going to say Crocodile Dundee. - No, the famous shot. - I was actually shocked. I was, I was, I'm shocked to find out now that it was actually filmed in Victoria, Australia. - Yeah, right, okay. Well, the Victorian sort of landscape is very green and lush and sort of like, almost like a rain forest meets a farm. Really, like not, you know, big trees and that sort of stuff, but more, just this beautiful greenery and lush, cool sort of temperature. It's a very nice part. Real woke people in Victoria, like, just the worst people of all time, just all blue head, pine for pieces of shit that deserve. So anyway, I'll say it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're like, damn it. - We're going to give you a sharps, 52 rifle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple of other businesses. I will actually agree 100% on that. 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I was just gonna say like not to I've never been there But I would assume that I would take an Austin lefty over a Victoria. So Melbourne. It's which is in Victoria Protests every weekend all the time always about something similar. They're always protesting they hate comedy Even though they have the Melbourne comedy festival. They hate any comedian that dare go there and say something that's unjust or punching down Punching down is the big thing in comedy that you're not allowed to do in Australia every every good piece of comedy has a victim though Like that's that's why I've been canceled five times And I'm not trying to be like look at me. I've been canceled fight. They're not by crazy things either It one was an Aboriginal joke one was a cross-church massacre joke, right Clara stuff the another one was I got a holocaust joke I got in the Israel yeah the Israel times because of that they wrote a piece of me the crime reporter from the Harold Sun in Melbourne called me up after that, right? They called they called me for comment about a joke about the holocaust I said allegedly I said I Did to this lady? I said in his lady if you can't actually complain to me about a holocaust joke in an email and I replied if you can't stand the heat Stay out of the oven. That's all I said right and I shouldn't have been an email form. That's all right That's not feel like I have one regret I put it in writing 100% because the screenshot was in the fucking articles It was a joke That's right there and it looks old. Yes, that is my email ladies there text and they know at home going you fucking cock it Yada yada yada and I just always been a walk on stage so I was fine up. I was like yeah I'm ready. I'm ready to go and she sends you that and I go we've can't stand the heat I thought I was hilarious and anyway, I was I feel like as a comedian. It's okay to punch down as long as you Punch down on every one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah That's what that's my personal opinion and it's in that in itself was a joke It's like you just be to because to me the most important thing with comedy is like context Yeah, like if there's not actual like it's not a fucking hate crime. You're just being funny. Yeah Absolutely. And you have to find it funny. That's fine. Like it's just understand that it's said in just so last time I was on this show I was telling a story about being taken to the human rights commission Mm-hmm and That happened after joke about Aboriginal people now. Yeah, he had to like Like had to yes is like you had to go to court about so court it was like a Interfront a a board of you know officials sort of things. I call it court call it a call it whatever you want The human rights commission of Queensland came to me because I put a post on TikTok of me Performing stand-up just two jokes and there's lady one lady complained about it said she feared for her life and her children's life because she was A part of the Aboriginal community in Australia and these jokes weren't like You know, they'll they'll they'll mean they went up bad. It was just about trans people and average whatever, you know normal stuff normal round The dinner table sort of stuff. No, I'm very curious on the joke No, it was literally about there had been it no one I'd never seen personally a transgender person who was also Aboriginal maybe they were hard to find because all the ladies already look like dudes That's all of us. That's all of us. That's so like on the scale of like Offensive, that's like a six and a half knocked that back and also not true. There are very attractive Aboriginal ladies. I've never seen they're very there. I've heard about you're sure they're sure they're I'm sure they are I don't want to do the tragedy. It's just like the yowee No, no, yeah, I'm not I'm not connecting the dots So they said to me you have to appear in front of this board this committee on this date and it was the date that my Sun was due that week and so I can knock on to that and they're like fine Well, we'll give you another date and I said I'm not going to that You make your the birth of your son I literally got served papers in it like a manila folder the whole thing It's a far drive, right? It was a god. It's like from here to California maybe eight hours. I don't know if that's further Probably further. Yeah, imagine making a joke and then then being like you have to go I didn't even do the joke in that state. I know that's what's fucking wild and Kelly's like 15 hours Yeah, okay, so it's a long drive. Yeah, that's a long one. It's a bit like an hour flight or whatever it was to Queensland still I'm not gonna drive an hour. I'm not gonna go and why did you have to go there? Exactly? It didn't even happen there Yeah, Tiktok's not there. Tiktok's not based at Queensland. So anyway, you flew to China White dance. What's there? So the This went on for two years and only just got rectified last year where they dropped the case Obviously, but yeah, I was asking my lawyer who by the way great guy, but is a lawyer in convincing and Has no idea to do with anything to do with you know fucking this shit and no one did no it's a completely a lot of people Don't understand you had to be very specific with your lawyer depending on what you're doing. Yeah, the rest of the different lawyers Yes, otherwise the lawyers are gonna fucking do speed tickets. Yeah, I don't know this entrepreneur entertainment lawyer versus a Contract lawyer so we had no idea and it went on and then the you know I got led as saying that it had advanced to the next step And she wanted me to be trained and apologise. That was the big thing She wanted me to undergo training sensitivity training and Apologise and so Basically since that as a comedian. Oh, but you don't understand what the comedy industry is like in Australia It's like do not cross the boundaries or you are barked. You're not going because it's built on the back of TV There's this thing called the International Comedy Festival in Melbourne and that goes on the TV every year at least It was this way when I started 11 years ago, right? It was built on the back of if you were going to be famous if you're going to make money and these guys can only sell tickets in Melbourne and Sydney By the way, they can't do it anywhere else They you have to go on the TV you have to be J rated enough you could probably go PG that sort of thing Which you know what what's that? Do you guys have PG? Yeah, I mean a PG thing sort of thing. Yeah, yeah kid that sort of thing You have to play by their rules or they're just gonna snob you and that not out and then so you can't even swear You could probably they could get away with like one or two fox. Yeah, that's not PG here. No, so that's PG 13 Right PG 13 you get like one. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, so three shots Is that really yeah, three shit or the one fuck two cum slots. Yeah Mathematical equations. Yeah, if you try one cum sledding you can only have a thought one But I know if I made your joke in America, I wouldn't have to do two years of my life trying to fucking make up for it in the course Well, I've just shocked that there's a there's a legal ramification to eat so I kept asking that question I was like what about it? Can I be locked up here? Can I be fine and lawyer going? There's no sort of there's no case that I can go off here. There's no case law This hasn't been tried those type of things in New South Wales. All right now I just wrote a video on it and I filmed it before I came over to America about a new New South Wales law That has been put in place to curb anti-semitism right because there's too much anti-semitism I was doing it back before it was cool That was the big thing when I did the jujo. They're like you hate Jews like I don't know when he Jews I'm from Newcastle Australia. There's two Jews here, all right, and they work for the bank if you want to talk to Allegedly and I'll be damned It's a praise pick to you And yeah, so I completely lost my place again. It must be the tequila. Yeah, it's it's the juice Well, they're running the world and rumbling. It's scrambled your Neurolink Yeah, it's a that that fucking meme of like oh, yeah When I finally are when everybody's got the Elon Musk Neurolink and somebody cuts me off in traffic So I hack into his to make him gender disfore So then you're pretty the new South Wales law, right? That's what I was trying to I was trying to talk about and I saw I'd track myself again The the law is now this has been sort of passed through. It's the same in Victoria or similar in Victoria They passed it like at night, too was one of those other things like it happens overnight. So sus Everything good gets passed in the cover of night. There's three people there That's how you know this is out for everybody's best Where and I don't have the exact word, you know, this is not for the baton, but the The sort of gender general understanding around it is, if you say something that could be construed as advocating violence, which means anything, by the way, that in construed is the problem, right? It's not construed, but for a reasonable person would say that it's, and because it's so vague, anyone with enough money can argue that case in court. Typically, if I say something about Jews, you know, you can come for me for that, you can drag me through court if you want to, if you really wanted to. If I say something about Aboriginal people or anyone, you can do that. And does it have to have taken place in Australia? It has to take place in Australia, which is why you're the nature on special. I'm going to go off. Which is what, in the law at the end of it, it basically says there is no exceptions. He's not protected, satire is not protected, no one. No one is protected, film, no. Someone feels like they have been attacked and it's calling for violence, which, and this is the thing. It sounds good. It sounds like it's protecting people, violence, bad, but that's not what it's doing. It's opening you up to having your, your very words that you speak and the thoughts that you think being controlled by people who don't have a vested interest in your best interests. In my mind, no, using the words of the law, no reasonable person would assume a fucking comedy set is a call to violence. Yeah, exactly. So who are these reasonable people? Reasonable and what circles? Because what is offensive to me is not very reasonable to other people, you know? That's terrifying to me. It's getting, I mean, got you. It should be. I want trouble. I would not. I would not too are. 100%. I would not tour the UK or now. I won't do it. Oh, no. Fuck no. No way. Hell no. Not right now. Graham, it's a Graham or lineland, lineland, lineman. The comic that just got arrested. What happened? So he got arrested for anti-trans posts on X. Okay. Armed police, five armed police arrested this dude. He created black books, you know, black books, the show. Great show. Great comedy. Got Dylan Moran in it. And what's up, my son? I've seen him live in concert. He'll bail it. He'll bail it. Great show. Really, really good show. Anyway, you should watch it. He was arrested when he came back from the airport or whatever. Come back in the country. Just did Rogan, all that type of stuff. And he came back in the country, let's say. And yeah, they were just waiting for him at his house or place or work, arrested him because he made these posts. And now he turned up in court, actually, with a trans sign on. Like, I don't know what this, what, it wasn't like. I love trans. But it was like, it was like a questioning the trans rhetoric. I think I remember that he's standing in front of the courthouse with the ex-sign on. Yeah. Like, I think I said, I think I said, like, protect our kids or something like that. Transkids don't exist or something like that. And so that was his, you know, that was a great statement to make. But he has literally been arrested at gunpoint by people who were there to protect him, his family, everyone, at the direction of someone who's been elected, potentially, for something that he said on the fucking internet. And that is crazy. And that is what's happening in Australia. And this is what happens when you give up your guns. Like that. And that's something that I think they just went over that on the most recent, at time, recording anyway, episode of creep cast because they were making fun of like British fiction, like dystopian fiction, you know, v for vendetta or whatever it is. It's always the same thing. Or if our government wasn't made of good people, like that's all they're dystopian shit. And I'm like, well, I hate to break it to you, but pretty much no government has made of good people. Yeah. That's the wild thing is that idea. It's just going to be inherently good because it's government. And this is the same with law, it's the same with law being like in Australia. I say this in videos that I make about this topic. It's like, you might support this now because you are some woke lefty piece of shit. Who's to say that it's not going to be a far right leader in a hundred years time and this is going to be written in law that you're celebrating right now and it's going to be used against whoever or something relevant to like at time of recording anyway, God knows when it's coming out, but about the whole like the transgender shooting stuff and like just talking about like, oh, well, you know, the DOJ is now looking at classifying that as a mental illness and whatnot. I'm like, right. Okay. Hey, how about we take a breath and we think this through because like, okay. Whether you agree with that or not, the thing is any tool that can be used, that can be wielded for you, can be wielded against you. So what's going to stop the next far left administration because the pendulum always swings one way or the other. You know, we'll, we'll be back there at some point. We'll survive it just like we always have is what it is. But what's going to stop them from saying that, okay, now if we're talking about the federal government, specifically the executive branch of government has the ability to declare something a mental illness to where you can't have a firearm and you're no longer do your second amendment rights. It's going to stop them from saying, all right. Now, Eli, if you've claimed PTSD on your disability rating from what you were owed from the government for serving your country, you are no longer able to buy firearms. Yeah. And you are no longer able to be a legal gun owner. Like that's a real slippery slope. You got to be. Refreshing anxiety, ADHD, autism, all of these things that people could say, mental disorders or mental illnesses, they all fall onto that spectrum. Everybody's jumping over fucking obstacles to find another acronym to have. And yeah, yeah, that would, if you put that on paper where it's like, hey, a mental health, okay, well, that's a very broad term. But it sounds good. Yeah. You can sell that in the pipe and notoriously, yeah, the road to heaven paved with good intention. Yeah. Oh, my God, it's the perfect jeans. Right. I can leave. Get on their shoulders up your big boy, try the perfect jeans out as earmuffs, but how perfect are they? Feels like the perfect jeans. They're so flexible. I'm fat. I can actually do squats on them. Usually. I'm picturing you doing squats in the gym with these jeans. I got you. You're there. Like, Eli's just magging on the audience right now. 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That's why I don't advocate for that because I think that that would be a stupid thing to do. Like that's, because like it leads to a, I just think it's immoral, but b, if you create an environment where veterans with PTSD are afraid of seeking help because they're afraid of losing their gun rights, you've made the problem 10 times worse. Yeah. So on top of all that, like I just think it's a bad fucking idea. But I think that there's more legal basis there for it, which is why we really have to be careful. Yeah. And you can say with countries like ours, oh, man, how easy the government will just step in and take something. And you know, you guys, there's a big talk in America that you can defend yourself against the government, but put that into practice, kid, like what happens? I think hope, you know, people don't want war or they think it's like, oh, this, but once you cross a specific line, like a civil wars, like they're very, but then again, in my mind, I think that's never going to happen. And the low things that happen in the last 10 years, it would never going to happen. That's the scary thing. Everyone has a home and a family, but okay, but what a, what a, what a, this is a thing about guns. This is a thing about guns. I don't have guns. Well, how do I protect my family? I can't have, I can't have brass knuckles in my house. What are you using that baseball bat that's under your bed for? I do. It is a wild thing to me is being over there any place. And it's like, okay, I hear somebody breaking in my house. I have a bat. I'd be like, fuck me. - Yeah, that's a wild mind in my head. I would freak out. - They recently rejected new castle law in Australia, which is to defend your castle. - Like castle doctrine. - Yes. - They recently voted against that. - Without guns, even with guns, that's insane. 'Cause we all have bedside guns. - Yeah. - Like multiple. - Like, yeah. (laughing) - I'm gonna strip on it. - We have fucking it. Do we have a machine gun? - I think that's scary. - I don't know. - A machine gun's everything, and there was-- - If I got met, if I was breaking into somebody's house, and I got met by the challenger, and all I see is the silhouette of a naked man with a strap on. I'm like, "Why is he flaccid, and hard?" I don't know. - We'll take you so long. (laughing) - I'll just get in the door. - This is the naked feet slapping. - And the door locking. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - It's out around there's no handle like a cop. (laughing) - The handle goes in. (laughing) No. - He just hear the door lock, and he swats the handle off the door. (laughing) - She heard my world now, buddy. (laughing) - You think I'm trapped in here with you? (laughing) You're trapped in here with me. (laughing) - But there's nothing to-- When we were in Florida, a couple of years ago, we went there, we used to do work for the UFC, and we went there, and I lost that because of the Aboriginal joke, by the way. - Really? - Yeah, oh, that's so gay. And although I became friendly with, I don't wanna say mates, but I'd like to say mates, but he probably wouldn't, but Dana White. And he, I told him about it, I said to him mate, like I'm not trying to, you know, I'm not trying to beg for anything here, but the UFC Australia has let me go, because of these jokes. They said the fighters don't wanna work with me, all this type of stuff. And he said, "Fuck that, no one gets canceled by the UFC." - Hell yeah. - Even Dana. - Yeah, he went in, he went, I've no comment. Cut it out. (laughing) - We can cut that if you want. (laughing) - He went into bat for me, and the guy who fired me got fired. - That's, oh, that's fucking awesome. Because Dana has always, like, he stood by fighters, he's just like, "No, fuck that, we don't do that here." - Yeah, you don't, you know, you don't attack someone's freedom to speak how they want in his will. And you can hate that guy. Like if he, let's say, he's got a fighter that's saying all sorts of crazy off the wall, shit. Like, you're more than welcome to hate that guy. If you don't wanna support him, you more, like, that is your vote with your dollar, you know? But, no, fuck that. And so we were in Florida at a Ghana expo, and the, this, Clan was told his lady about pepper spray. And she's like, oh, Clan said, "We don't have pepper, we can't have pepper spray either." That's illegal, it's a firearm. It's an Australian, yeah, go to jail for it. - So what you can have is echelon. The spicy flavors of echelon, or you shake it up and just spray it at a guy. - It's fucking a cap-sacin in a can. (laughing) - And so she's like, "How do you defend yourself?" Oh, we just hope the police get there quickly. So what a thing, that's what we do. We call the police, hope they get there. 'Cause people go to jail all the time for either murdering or severely harming an intruder. All the time. - I'm sure that happens here, too. - No, not really. - Really? - No, you can, somebody's in your house, you can pretty much, there's some states where it's pretty rough. Like you get like Massachusetts, California, and stuff like that, where especially if you've got these super liberal DAs, where they just want to stick it to gun owners, you know, that's their ability. They can legislate from the, from the gable. - Yep. - And that's the fucked up part. But, no, no, for the most part, somebody breaks into your house with intent to do harm to you or your property. You can fucking clap 'em. Which is how it should be. - You won't even go to jail, too, most part. - And you shouldn't, you can't come in my fucking house. - What he's, so yeah. - In Texas, they give you the fuck he did city. - Yeah. - And as I should. - My property is worth more than your life. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, why did you look at me when you fucking said that? (laughing) - Like, she's strawspins. - She's like, can you looking her? I was like, what did I do? - My thing has always been like, no, my, like, is my, your property worth more than my life? Like, my property is worth more than the life of anyone that would be willing to break into my home and take my property and potentially harm me and my family just to get my shit. In that case, if you were willing to do that, dude, a, a, a, a, a whopper is worth more than your life. - Yeah. - There was a UK police officer or somebody in charge that just had this statement. - Oh, Canada. - Canada's the one that's fucking, it's the chief of police from Canada. - What did they say? This is fucking wild. - He was like, you should comply with home invaders. That was his actual statement is comply if somebody-- - Your best course of action is to comply. - It's great. - Somebody broken to your house. - Comply. - It's great news for home invaders. - You're doing great, you're doing great, honey. - It's almost over. - Yeah. - Like, - Crime gun here. - No, no. - That's all that's all that's all that's my super power. - Maybe and he made it a little thing where he's like, oh yeah, here's all my things. Here's all my stuff. My Rolex is right here. My kids are upstairs and then my wife's in the back. So you just let me know what you need. Here's a soda. Here's some tea if you need anything. - Oh, you got it. - Okay, yeah. - Do you look, you look parched. Would you like some tea? - Yeah, do you need anything? - Just hide and comply. This is the police chief, the regional police chief, Jim McSween. - And that's what they signed publicly. - That's what's scary. - So what did I sign on? - It was a news press when he said that. He said just comply with the home invaders. - That's madness. - That's insane. - And then you say you have rule of law in your country if you can't even defend what your domicile. - So you work so hard for it, you pay tax on it and then someone can just walk in. - They'll get arrested, they'll get a child show, maybe. - But then we switched to like Florida sheriffs who are like, someone comes in your house, just kill 'em. - You don't have a problem with that. Just fucking kill 'em. - Someone will pass you a front door, you shoot. - Yeah, fucking kill 'em. - These gang stalkers keep showing up and these proud UPS uniformers. (laughing) - I've got six in the backyard. - It says Amazon, I think it means something different. - And then like you have to worry about that with the whole thing where, you know, if we had laws like that here in the US because I made that joke, now they have probable cause to search my backyard because, you know, comedy's not protected. - Yeah. - I don't know, I don't know enough about the in-workings of America and what happens with you guys when it comes to, you know, what the average person thinks. Because we're told this from our perspective that most Americans are pretty left-leaning. And I don't, going off the last election, I'd say that's probably not true. - Yeah, I guess true in the cities. - It's true in like all, pretty much all the big cities will be more left-leaning. - And that's the same everywhere, really. - Yeah, I think most places. - And maybe I've gone into like my thoughts on that, but in the real America, like in rural America, like it's a completely different story where people actually are connected to where their food comes from. - Or they work difficultly every day. - Yeah, work with their hands, get out people. - And they want to protect their people and they want to protect their property. - Yeah. - Where shit didn't come easy. You have a lot more right people. - Sure, yeah. - Because this is the whole thing with the real world. And this is the problem with the Gen Z kids coming through. Like they're not there, they're not in that real world. And they're gonna vote in a very progressive way, I think. I think that's where you're gonna see these sort of far left-leaning governments come through in the next 20 years, when these kids out of college out of university who are just mind, like brainwashed, and their minds have been wiped without any, without any, they are unable to critically think in a way that we would look at and go, okay, that's a sort of well-balanced individual. They're not there. They haven't grown up at all. - I think there's people that are breaking that mold though. There's a lot of people in that Gen Z Gen Alpha, I guess, is the new one that are starting to really, it's swinging back around, very hardcore. - Yeah. - I think you're just gonna see that repeating pattern, but it's unfortunately just gonna get. - Yeah. - Well, I know they're in further with the death wobble. - The death wobble gets wider. - Yeah, that's the best way to, yeah. The death wobble is just getting. - I'm curious, and Australia, do you guys have, like I know here in the United States, we have the First Amendment. It's literally the first one in the Bill of Rights that protects freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of religious association, stuff like that. Do you guys have anything in your founding documents that's supposed to kind of hold that banner? - So in our constitution, we have implied freedom of speech. - Whatever the fight, that means. (laughing) - No one knows. No one talks about it. No one mentions it. - That's what it's written down. - Most people don't know, we have a constitution. - No, but I learned that today. - You know, all that type of shit, or at least the founding documents. We, no one knows about that type of stuff. Americans tend to talk about it a lot, we never do. I've made a lot of videos on free speech in Australia, and I get this comment constantly. They're like, we don't even have, it's not, we have implied, it's not real. It's like, that's the point. It should be real. We should have a referendum, which we have to have to change the constitution. On this, it should be in every single, like there was this dude, right? He killed two cops, and he's on the run currently. It's sort of like this, not really a net Kelly thing, 'cause he's like some mad man. Anyway, whatever. He killed these cops, horrible. They're just there, executing a search warrant, or a arrest warrant, all right? They're just normal human beings going to their job and they've died terrible. But all these people, this one guy at this rally had this poster up of this guy being a hero, right? And he gets arrested, the guy holding a poster up. - So you don't like that either? - Of course, why are you getting a hang on? What? Because you like someone. He could say the most heinous shit ever. He could do the most horrible things ever. And you should be allowed to support him. It's like regardless. You could hold up a poster that says, you know, Ted Bundy did nothing wrong. - Yeah. - Like that's okay. That's a fucking horrible opinion. - Sure. - But you should be allowed to have it. - Of course. - Like as long as you're not hurting anybody, or again, like literally advocating, like we should do X, Y, and Z. Like on this date, let's do this. Like, yeah, everything's okay or nothing is okay. Except for, you know, screaming fire and crowd or whatever, that type of shit, you know, when your attention circumstances. - Yeah. - So that is the state that my country is incurringly. And so as a comedian, I have to then look at that and go, well, what am I allowed to do here? What is okay? What's not okay? And that's a strange place to be in, because you shouldn't be in that position at all. You should be able to just go hammer and tom to use an Australian expression. Go for it. - And there was even a marathon. - Comedy, there's as a bee called hammer and tongs. - Let's try it. - Really? - Yeah. - I don't know if it's any good, but it's that. - Brandon! Brandon! Cody call him the one word. - Win A.K. 50! (laughing) - I sense the disturbance in the force. What's up? - How do you like those turtle beast noise canceling headphones? - They're the stealth 700. - They're fantastic. The noise canceling is so good all I hear is Tennitus. (phone ringing) - Ah, God, these are comfortable. - They're really comfy. - Yeah, those are dope. - Turtle Beach makes them range ear pro. - You went January accident, Cody, actually. Like put those on. - Oh. (laughing) - Dude, those are legit comfortable. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Turtle Beach, what you doing over there, girl? You make it so hot as stuff! - Like your squishies. 3D spatial audio to improve your gaming that will work really good in Tarkov, your people's footsteps. - And in PUBG. - I can't wait to use a Turtle Beach headset to listen for footsteps in Tarkov, running the new A.K. 50. While I get still killed from a woodline, I can't see. - What? - Eli, there's a global cabal that's working behind the scenes to control all media banking. - And that's why we should have never gone off the gold standard. - Hey, hold on, hold on. - 80 hour battery life. - Holy s**t, there's a lot of switches. - Can't stress enough how comfortable these are, and if you've been in a long gaming session, which I'm sure all of us have, unfortunately. - I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft. - You should be euthanized. - Ha! (laughing) - Also, controls. Headphones, great, this, game hard. - Head to Turtle Beach and use code unsub for 10% off your entire order. - That's 10% off your entire order at TurtleBeach.com with using code unsub. - After your purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support unsub and tell them where you got them. - Tell them unsub since they're regards. - What's American comedy they had that same? For a little bit, comedians were worried about getting in trouble. So they'd restrict where they toured. They're like, "Ah, just stay away from college." - Was it Chris Rock that said that? Like, I won't go to colleges anymore. - Him? - There was a handful. I mean, I was supposed to, yeah, I think she could also sound about the Bill Berger too, I think. - Yeah, they're just like, fuck this. - And these are guys that are like left leaning in general too, but they're just like, guys, this has gone too far. - Yeah. - I'm gonna make somebody mad sad, have offended, and now I'm going to be the target of an online attack because X, Y, and you're like, dude, go fuck yourself. - Yeah, 100%. Is that why you're doing your tour? Does that help when you land here and you're doing a tour here? - Well, the big thing about touring in America is I wanted to do it last year. I wanted to do these before, but getting a visa, so ridiculous to work here. Like, I should've gone out of the border. That would've been so much easier. - Guys, if you would've gotten, you would've gotten a free cell phone. - Exactly. - Like, hopman in all sorts of things. - Really good drawing material. You smuggling your family across the line. - Showing David from Ireland, where I always sound like yeah, you should just, it would've been way easier if you just, 'cause you came over during the Biden administration. You guys would've gotten so much shit. Just pretend you don't speak English. - Yeah, straight in. I had to hide bloody immigration. I was ridiculous. So mad. And just to do some shows here, like it's not. - That's what's wild. Just to do a few shows. - Yeah. - Like, whoa buddy. - Is it because you're working and not visiting? - Yeah, to get in, there's a visa called an est up that you just basically go, hey, it asks you, have you ever planned a terrorist act? Or committed a terrorist act? - No. - You just gotta know. - And I like, okay, you say it like you actually have. Well, I'm gonna have a plan. - It's like, yes or no, it's like. - Planning is one thing, execution is another thing. - Yeah, we've all had thoughts. All right, now, you're making fun of this Eli, but the average IQ of the people that you've encountered in combat. - Oh, that is very true. (laughing) - I just make sure it's like, well, yeah. (laughing) And then they're like, whoop, whoop, whoop, how'd you catch me? - Yeah, but if you question before that, you just want to know how to cause a mass casualty incident. (laughing) - No. - You know how, like if you do have to like check boxes in like a form, like if you check one box, it blanks all the other boxes out. - Oh, not on fire. - When I checked, what? - I shouldn't ask me that. - Like, I should say, yeah, come on, bro. You're getting it, it's all good. - You're getting it, come on. - Come on. - You're not gonna do it. - Yeah, no, piece of shit. It's weird to try and get into this country, but and then questions, they look at you like you're a criminal. - Oh, it's like the people on, but I mean, - I will say. - The history of that island is, you know. - It's not a good place. Well, a lot of people, there were convicts taking there, and then a lot of people decided to get on a boat for like a nine months and go there with their families. It was a place that knew nothing about. That's how insane it must've been in all these creatures trying to kill you with dope. - Yeah, we'd be glad to start a family here. - Somebody had that picture. It was the queen going through, like basically, like a customs checkpoint. And it was like Australian customs. It's like, excuse me, ma'am, do you have a criminal record? She goes, no, do I still need one? (laughing) - That was great. - Yeah, she's a shitty little Australian joke there. - When she died, I was sad when she died. But I don't know why I just was. - I don't give a shit about the monarchy. - I think history's cool and stuff, but I was like when she was just a little nana. I was a bit sad. - It just like that was your thing. It's like, man, that one hit. - It did, it did, she died, I'll say. - No. - That's Carlson. - And you under government taught you to be sad. - That's right, that's right. I've been caught up in the sire of her being dead. Bring her back, I say. - Yeah, that's what the clarity is. - Yeah, I bet they did. I bet they did. Well, yeah, the British crown is a tyrannical ruler over the Irish. - I got a shit for that in that IRA video. I did a video on the God, what was it? AR180, it was used a lot during the incident between the Irish and the British. - Yep. - Big in the IRA. And there's a clip of me in that video of me just like, smoke it a cigarette. You really think the queen died of natural causes. And it hit newspapers and shit. Like, really? - Really? - I can't even make a fucking joke in an intro to like, yes, I killed the queen. Like, what the fuck do you, I can't be a comedian anymore. - You can't be, it's a very clearly comedy. But their congressional candidate, if I see one more headline that says congressional candidate, I, you also hate veterans. - Oh, apparently. Yeah, despite that. - Have you heard about him hating veterans? - Well, I also hate veterans. So let's talk about it. - Well, it's like, despite them exclusively being who I hang out with, raise money for, all sorts of shit like this. It's just like disingenuous political attacks. And it drives me fucking crazy. - Yeah, but that's what they'll do. That's what they'll continue to do. And the further you go down that path, it'll just more skeletons will come out of the closet. Ted Bundy lover and, you know, all that type of shit. And tell me to, to borrow his word, if you continue to attack me on that and pretend like you actually believe it, you're a (beep) I, such a strange way, American say the word (beep) It's just (beep) No, it's like, for whatever reason, YouTube treats. - Dead-aid. - They treat it like the hard art. - All. - Yeah. And YouTube, or like, in the guidelines anyway, like Americans can't say (beep) - They look Aussie channels, say it though. - Yeah, I say, I can say all, sometimes, I used to be able to say it. Now I have to cut it out. - The real question is can he say it on our channel? - No. - He texted it. - Really, okay. - Yeah, I figured it out. - Oh, no, we were talking about the end would. - Oh, well, yeah, you can say that one. - Oh. (laughter) - I think he found the line. (laughter) - I thought you were cool, man. (laughter) - But all these red lights on these cameras made it. - You cannot say that. (laughter) - That's why, when you said hot, ah, in Australia, I always thought the hot, ah, was retot. - No, so it was retot, you won't hear it. - That was the Linus Tech Tips thing. Did you see that? - You didn't see that? - No. - Linus Tech Tips, he was on a podcast, and like, he was just like- - No, this is life. - Oh, that's why his co-host was freaking out. - Life is different than- - Well, 'cause he goes like, oh, well, you know, we all used to say the hard art. Like, but I remember in high school, like that was just something we said, and his co-host is like, what? (laughter) - You what? And it took him a while to figure out, and he's like, he's like, yeah, everyone. - Yeah, you mean like, the end word? He's like, oh, god, no, like we wouldn't say that. And he's like, oh, thank god. - He's like, what's the hard art mean? He's like, brother, wait, the hard art is for the end word, he's like, oh, oh, no, I did not say that high in high school. - Oh, yeah. - No, 100% didn't- - But we never made those. - He never said it all the time. - He was so about retarded the entire time. - Yeah. (laughter) - That's right, yeah. (laughter) - 'Cause like, his co-host is just sitting there like brother. you could not have water-borted this out of me. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? The, that's what I thought it was too, until I think, you know, any a couple of years ago, when I heard someone's a, you know, reference it like that, and I was like, "Oh, shit, no." (laughing) That's not what I thought that was. - That's a different one. - That's a very different word, but yeah. You're like, "I don't hate retires." (laughing) - I don't blame retires for everything. (laughing) - I do. (laughing) - Yeah, no, it's not nice to say words. (laughing) But yeah, it's, - But that's like a social policing of words. Like, it's not cool to say that in an angry way, I guess. - In an angry way. - Everyone says they don't say it, but they all say it. (laughing) I say it when I come. (laughing) You know, I've had-- - What a first date. (laughing) - Oh yeah, on a bedroom window, on from the outside. I've had black people scream the angriest words ever in my face against a like a white dude. And I just laughed the entire time. - Oh, so your first show is it "Start Tomorrow" at-- - Ah, it's Friday. I'm at the Vulcan in Austin. And then I'm heading over to-- - I was heading over to-- - Yeah, yeah, so I'm here in Texas for the next 10 days, and then I'm heading over to beautiful Los Angeles to do the Hollywood improv. And then over to gorgeous New York City. I'm sort of just testing where I can and can't sell tickets. I don't know. Also with a toddler, it's hard to travel for a long period of time too. So we're over here for the next three or four weeks and heading back home to get into Christmas and whatnot. And then probably, I've got a special that I'm releasing, talking to some streamers at the moment, but see if they come to me with a deal. If not, we'll just put it out on YouTube. - Oh, fuck yeah. How many live shows are you doing? - I'm doing three, three in America, which I know is for all, but this is the first. This is sort of testing the waters to see how we're going. - We're selling tickets. - Terrifying, isn't it? - Yeah, I'm a different country man. Like in Australia this year, or last year in this year, because that was the time of the tour it started last year, and in this year, there was like 40 shows. So that's where I obviously want to get to with America. Australia has a-- - 40 shows? - Yeah, in the year. Well, the most I ever did was 92 in six different countries. So that was-- - That was all-- - Oh, if we do, we're doing eight this year, and we're like-- - Yeah, it's hard work man, it's a lot. And so what I've been doing over the last, since Atticus was born my son, he-- - I'm extraordinary. - Best name, I love it. - I love it. - He's gonna fucking-- - He's a bio radiator. - He is, he is. He's got long hair too, so he's the man. He finds farts funny too, which is hilarious. I called him to walk up in the morning, made a coffee, and I'll drop me gats as we say in Australia. - Drop me gats, I call you on your son, but-- - Yeah, we-- - Baby, I'm gonna drop them gats like-- - Two girls one, one coffee, and so all fart in the kitchen, and he'll laugh, it's great, it's fantastic. He's gonna grow up just like this early on. - He knows, and he goes, that's hilarious. But when he was born-- - Oh yeah, little man. - I was like-- - We're sorry, when he's mother and myself, we started dating back in the day. I was 10, 11 years ago, 12 years ago now, whatever it is. She had to work while I was on the road, and she was working these shit jobs. And I always said, regardless of what our family life is like, once I make money, we go everywhere together, and that's why we do that. So when he was born, and I was touring, he would only go to sleep for me, like today. You don't need to go to sleep for me. So I shook him off, lay down with him, put him to bed, and then we wake up, and I go straight, well, I get up and go straight on stage. So that was my warm-up. So a lot of people are doing shots, they're firing up. Mine was, she had a dark room, and then walk up, boom, straight on stage. - And then you farted on him. - And then I farted on him. - That was how it was done. That's my first joke. And so that was sort of how that all changed for me. But it was good to get me something to do before shows, rather than just walking around. But at least you guys with your live shows, there's a group of you. - Yes. - For me, it's just-- usually just bending on myself, sitting in a random, fucking backstage area. - That green room. - That green room somewhere in the world. - No, that'd be terrifying doing it out. I don't know how long you're set. - Out? - Oh, much. - Buy yourself, dog. Like, we have five, six people on that stage, and then we're interacting with the audience. - Yeah. - And then we're having people, we have people in the audience who will come up and interact, so it's like boom, boom, boom. - Oh man, I do an error, then I'm out of it. - Oh, this is, oh, we're the hour of 15, and then talk to people, interact, and then it's out because it is, I mean, you know. - On top of the VIP, and everything like that. - It's exhausting. - Yeah, it is, it is time, I love it. I'm very lucky to do what I do. - Sure, no, absolutely. - It's, I did a shitty job, and I think that was the most important thing that I did for when I was younger, was work, shit, jobs, you know. - Where you'd rather. - We've all definitely worked as shit jobs. - If you don't do that, you don't know what you got. - Yeah, no. - You've got no idea. There's a lot of young guys that I know that are in the TikTok game, and they've never had a normal job, and they have no idea. They don't know what's gonna happen. They're not working hard enough. No customer service is wild, not to experience that once in your life, 'cause that's a reality check. Working like, hey, being a server military police officer, that is that reality check of how humans are on a day-to-day level. - Yeah, I mean, I did landscaping, I installed shower screens, all these shitty jobs. - And you're white. - And I know, I'm not even Mexican. - So how do I even know that reference? I don't know any Mexicans, and I'm not from here. - I'm just, I'm just, all the Mexicans work at the bank. - I did this. - I was like. - The Jewish Mexicans. - But yeah, actually, you know what? - It's called a callback joke. - In LA the other day, everyone ignored the sh*t. All the black people, all the white people. The only people that talked to us were Mexicans. We were walking to the shops, and they were really nice. - Oh yeah, they are. - I do Mexicans are the nicest f*ck. - And I was, I was not that I didn't have any sort of preconceived notions about Mexicans. - Sure. - I love. - You just threw your wallet. - I just love burritos and sh*t. - I just love burritos. - They're Mexicans. They love burritos. - Minsmate is awesome. I don't know if Mexicans invented Minsmate, the big fan. - Oh. - Took me a minute, I'm like. - No, not the Mins. - That you ate. - Too much. - Too easy. - Too easy. - Yes, snags. Yeah, that's, that's the Mexicans' mate. I've never heard of a snag. - Sausage. - I love when Cody tries to say Mexican words. It's like, my small joys and why. - I'm trying to get used to, so I have a Mexican fiance right now. - Yeah. - Dude, her mom is the nicest person ever. - Yes it sounds. - She doesn't speak English whatsoever. - Oh really? - But she'll bring me tamales. - Yeah. - And it's shut up. - No, that's fine. That one's all right. - That was a good one. - I don't know what it was for. - I got that one. - That was the one this morning that I was just like, - Oh, oh, when I was trying to get a. - Monice. - Oh fuck, what were you trying to eat this morning? - That jelike this. - Jelike this. - Oh, it's a beauty. - That's pretty decent. Yeah, I was that, but just, I don't know, I don't know how you pronounced it, but it was so funny. - I probably said chilaquilets. - No, no, even that would have been preferable to whatever the fuck you said. (laughing) - Jelikellars. - Chilaquilers. - I'm just trying to give them chilaquilers right now. - It's a chilaquilers. - Can you roll your arms? - No, I can't. - Yeah, see, I think that's what it is. - I've never been that ever roll your arms. - You make instead of rolling the Rs. like I don't, I find it is peak comedy. - I'm trying my best. - Fuck. - I'm so scared. - It's so fucking dumb. - Damn it. - I used to work in a bar, and you hear Australians pronounce French one. Like, my, get a glass of that mow it. (laughing) - Shot and I, Savio bloke. (laughing) - Savio bloke. - Savio bloke. - Savio bloke. - Savio bloke. - Thank you. - Command out. - What's your, what's your big show in America this tour? - The biggest. Are they all about the same? They're all like medium-sized rooms. So, it's that good, especially, it's a good start. - It's a start, man. And it's not, I'm not sort of trying to big-dick myself here. I'm an absolute nobody when it comes to America. And it's just starting from the bottom and trying to make my way somewhere. So that's all I'm doing here. - What's a medium-sized room? - 200 or something? - Okay. - Yeah, so not crazy, not tiny, not ridiculous, but they're good enough. And that's terrifying. - For the people, like 200 people say, when you look out, especially when you're just in a new place, that's especially by yourself. - Well, you don't know if they're gonna work. - The jokes. I have no idea because there's, I've done shows in the UK in Scotland, in Ireland, in Northern Ireland and New Zealand. But never, they're all very similar places. Never in, I've done shows in New York, though, before. So, and everything was sweet, so it'll be fun. - LA, you were talking about that earlier. Like, that's the one place that, like, landing for the first time. When I, first time I visited LA two years and years ago, I can't remember when it was, but I remember looking out the window and my thought was, 'cause you see that haze over the land and it's just like, who rid? As far as the eye can see. - It's confronting. - I just thought, like, this place looks like the earth has cancer. If you didn't grow up here and you came in from Australia, and you saw LA first, you would assume that that's all of America. And I'll be, we'll talk about this in the car. Like, it just seems like it's so yellow and gross. And if this is your only experience of America, then you've probably missed out on a lot. - Yeah, I can feel that. 'Cause there's a lot of crime there. Like, I said, the homelessness is like super bad there. - And with, and like, the Hollywood walker fame, everyone goes there. - Oh, gosh. - And it's just cracked out, cracked out everywhere. - It's cracked everywhere. - And there's, right here, on the street. People are ruined. I took. - Well, we were doing that screening for that movie we went to a couple of years ago. And I took my son, he was probably 14, 13 at the time. I took him up there 'cause I was like, "Hey, I want you to experience the walk of fame." We're walking down the walk of fame. And I'm like, "Hey, that's what it was, I think." - Yeah, it was killer's game. And I was like, "Ah, dodge that shit, dodge that shit." 'Cause it's on the fucking, the stars, on the walk of fame. - Oh, what? - Oh, these dogs are in the house. - I'm like, "John, I'm like grabbing my son, John." Yeah, I'm like, "Watch out, watch out." No, don't step that way, don't step that way. - Well, I saw his shit with Musilee in it. - You what? - Do you know what Musilee is? Like what's, like granola. - Oh, just a poop with granola in it. So some of us fading their dog granola. - Or a human had shat. - A hundred percent of human had shat. - Yeah, obviously a hundred percent of what? - There was heroin shifts everywhere. The heroin shifts are always the puddles. - It's like a black. - It's like that greasy black shit. - Although I was like, "Cull of it." - And it's watery. - Yeah, 'cause I was like having to grab my son and move him past the heroin shifts on the walk of fame. - You're giving me, oh, I forgot, because I took right into New York this year, to go, "Hey, let's go just as Autism's like, "Duddy, I must go see these exact buildings." - Dude, he had to see the tall buildings, right? - Yes, to a tee of where we're going first, and did it all in one day. But still terrifying of walking, riding around, 'cause he has his phone. I'm like, "Oh, I have to watch out." If anyone's going to grab his phone. "Oh, I want to run a subway." And I don't have my gun at that, like in New York. Very hard to carry on. - You can't? - I should. (laughing) - No, like, no, legally it's very, no, like those blue cities and states, very hard even for us, like, it's just not a thing that, - Yeah, I never carried an LA. (laughing) - Exactly, I never carried an LA. - And then when you go on the subway, you're very much next level of hyper-vigilance kicked in. Like, Bryan's taking his videos. I'm like, oh, I am super uncomfortable, right? We had a couple that I think we're like, Eastern Europe or something. Some funny language. And they were there, they were white, so I can say that. And on the subway in New York, and these kids had gotten onto the subway sound system and they kept saying this phrase over and over again, and these couple ran off the train with their family. Okay, but we sat. - What was the phrase? - These kids were going, fuck a ride in the (beep) (laughing) - All the Americans were just sitting there like, and we were just like, whatever, but they's poor European. People were like, oh my God, they're not used to that. - They were running. - It was like, I don't know. - Dude, a Japanese person hopping on a US subway system would be the most terrifying thing. If they go from Japan on how their subway system works in their train system, it is organized. It is peaceful, it is on time, no one talks. You're not allowed to talk. - Yeah, you don't get assaulted by a Michael Jackson person. - Exactly, dude, you cannot talk on your phone. - I think saying those videos of dudes coming on women on the Japanese subways, huh? - I think that's called (beep) (laughing) - Well, yeah, it's a very specific Google search. - You can't just put crime at the end of it. - I just wanna organically come across this. - So, shit. - It's straight up though, the people that are from foreign countries that come here, and they try to visit the United States, and they only go to LA and New York. You're like, man, I hate it here. I'm like, honestly, I get it. - That's not, 'cause that's most people's understanding of most foreigners. - It sucks too, because those are the biggest international airports, and that's all they see in movies, like Hollywood movies, New York, Los Angeles. - I don't like going to those places. - Yeah, I fucking do. - You'd have to pay me so much money to go to Los Angeles. Like, to, oh god. - For vacation, yeah, actually, talking out loud, it was not the best place to go on a vacation. - No, I know they're like maybe once a year or something like that, but I mean, fuck, like, it's not for fun. - And I know you took right in there, because he wanted the buildings. He wanted those specific buildings to do, and you were a good father figure in that situation, but like, if you're coming from foreign country, man, - Dude, yeah, I'm like, right, come on, come on. - Try to find a rural American town, just like, experience Americana. - It's like, if you come here thinking like, "Oh, all of America is New York or LA." It's like, dude, that's less than 1%. - It's the same with Sydney and Melbourne, in Australia, their shit holes, like terrible places. Like, not crime or anything like that, just like, dull and gross and concrete, and then you go out into like, brutalism. Not even just the bush, but like, just normal places. Like, where I live in Newcastle, it's all just beach. You know, it's beautiful. It's like, we're in Hawaii, and these amazing sunsets. But then we go home and like, it's the same thing, man. Like, we're in-- - It seems so. - Allegedly. (laughing) But yeah, it's, you go to these cities, and we're just not made to live in cities. Like, we're not meant to be that close. We're supposed to have small, neat groups, tribes, that type of stuff. Like, what's that number, the amount of people you can have-- - Like, 100 or something like that? - Something people that you can have a close personal relationship with, I think it's a certain, it's got someone's name and then number. That's the person who figured it out or whatever, that you can have a close personal relationship with, not these hundreds of people you run into every day. - It's the, what was the rat experiment? - That's what I was referring to. It wasn't the, you might be thinking of, or you might be talking about something different, but that was what I was thinking. - That one's great. You get to see the fallen collapse, or the rise in the collapse of a society through rats, and they did it multiple times. And it was like, hey, we will give these mice or rats everything they need, they live in a utopia. So, they have food, they have everything. Then it found out, oh, they don't have any stimulation because everything is given. - They couldn't stand it, right? - So they would breed, and then the alphas took over, and then the other, then the alphas got bored of having sex, so they stopped, and the prettiest ones went, and just fornicated with males, and you would have multiple times rise up, and then all the rats would die. When people have no problems in society to actually solve, they become gay. - Do you read that dude? - This is wild, the underrat, like the beta rats, they all started fighting, and they stopped trying to even approach females. The females would only talk to the beautiful rats, the alphas, alphas, then we're like, no, we don't even like that. Fuck off, well, we're gonna be pretty over here. They'd die off, the females would then die off, and then all the rats would literally die off. - There's the, what's the saying? Hard times, hard men. Some like, hard times and hard men. - Hard times, yeah, hard times. - Hard times create soft men, soft men create hard times. - Hard times. - Rich repeat. - Crazy. - That's wild. - Experiment. - But it's the, like, was it Dostoevsky, talking about like, if you're, you know, in this perfect heaven world. - Is he a Texan, Dostoevsky? - I don't believe so. I believe that was a Russian man. A very Russian man. - Dostoevsky. - But talking about like, if you had a perfect heaven where like, all you have to do is eat bread and procreate. Like, you can't fucking handle it. - That's why we're tall and it kills people. - Yeah, right? - Yeah, not yeah, 100%. - The course. - I like the shirt. - Jesus. - Dude, I know that's a helmet. He's got a hockey flow on him. - He's got a what? - A hockey flow. - He's got like the hockey flow. - Hey, he can come eat. - Hey, baby. - Look at that. Hair dude. It's Brandon. - That he's just had a big nap. - I respect the flow. - I'll wait. - Well, thank you, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure. - Brother, where do we find you? - Where can the internet find you? - Instagram at the Butzman, Isaac Butterfield on YouTube, and that's pretty much about it. But come and see me live next time I'm back here or whenever this comes out. - Absolutely, man. - But I'll be back in 2026, I'm sure. And so on and so forth. So thank you, gentlemen, for your time. I appreciate your time and your efforts. But now, the course has reclaimed as far as-- - We can tell Cody closes out. He's a beautiful son of a bitch. - Guys, see if you're coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Isaac Butterfield, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. - We really appreciate y'all. - Thank you all, kisses. ♪ You know my name ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ You won't love me ♪