The Hottest NFL QBs, Ranked

Welcome to the Ring or Fantasy football show, my name is Danny Haifetz and I am not joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Oralbeck. We are doing a special episode. We have been Rankin Hawk Quarterbacks all summer, it's been a Hawk Quarterback summer. And we have been overwhelmed by all the people who have been asking, can you just put all the Hawk Quarterbacks segments into the rankings in one episode. And so we've done that for you. Cam has compiled all the Hawk Quarterbacks, rankings and discussions into one episode. So without further ado, please enjoy the Hawk Quarterback compilation. This episode is presented by Verizon. Let me tell you all about Verizon's new simplicity plan. You get one plan, one price, just $30 a line per month, even for a single line. So while everyone is running four trade analyzers before offering a backup tight end, Verizon said one plan, one price. Sometimes the simplest move is the best one, like the simplicity plan. Head to Verizon.com today. For new customers, $30 per line includes auto pay and switch discount. Single taxes, fees and terms apply. Unlimited data is restricted to on-device smartphone usage to domestic data roaming at 2G speed. Okay, let's get to the reason people are here, which is the Hawk Quarterback rankings. I'm fired up. I'm fired up. All seven members of the seven have sent in their rankings and we did in fact actually do a very massive large, you'd be shocked how scientific composite. We had hundreds of submissions, correct? All seven. All seven hundreds and hundreds of the seven have sent it in. And we actually were, you would never believe how scientific we were about compiling at all, but we have it. And we have serious. He's being serious. No, we did. He spent a lot of time working on this. Yeah. Probably way too much. And so the rankings, we are going to unveil them. We're going to have our sweet 16, the sexy 16 and we don't know the rankings. Yeah, you two don't know it. So Cam. Correct. We have our own. The three of us have our own composite and then the seven has their own that we have yet to see who have built their top 32. We're going to unveil the top 16, but today we're going to talk about the four who didn't make the cut. So technically this would be 17 to 20. These are the honorable mentions. So how do we want to do this? Do you want to just me to unveil like the basically the final four out here and I'll I'll show you like one of the drum roll. Yeah. Just like, right through. Yeah. You want me to say the four names. You want to go one at a time. Tell me the four names. Okay. So the final four out. Okay. First four out. Yeah. Right. First four out. Just use March Madness parlance. Again. These guys did not rank did not meet our fine are 16. They're not on the top half hottest quarterbacks. They're not above average. Yeah. So without further ado. Mm. Okay. The first four players out of the hottest quarterbacks of the 2026 Drake May did not make the cut. Okay. Jared Goff did not make the cut can see that Fernando Mendoza and Kurt Cousins back to back. These are basically been voted as average looking men. The GQ bump didn't get them in. I have. So Craig you have compiled hot photos of these men came. Why don't we start a Drake May. I have comments from the seven that I thought were representatives that not only did people send rankings they sent. So I don't. Yeah. Drake May. Look at Drake May here. So not only did we have rankings, but people included comments and I want to read you the comments and Drake May. So some of the comments that I thought summed up with a lot of women said. Drake may said, uh, these are going to anonymize a lot of these. Okay. So among the comments about Drake May will always look 12. Yep. He does have a baby face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drake May kind of looks like someone who had a hot face, but then you squished it together like a sandwich. That's just mean. Drake May several years away from getting anywhere near hot, but definitely adorable. Okay. He's going to be on the way to 2029 season. He'll be hot. A lot of women said, looked up his wedding photos. I recognized his wife. Okay. Big ticktocks and then someone said, looks 12, but also somehow looks 50. Feels like he loves booty calls and he would take all of your tater tots when you're not looking. He looks like he loves booty calls and then he's got a little frat vibe going on. For sure. The one that stuck with me, I don't know why it was Drake May looks like he should try the beard thing, but the problem is his neck is as wide as his head and that does something for me. Oh, they like the thing that I don't know if they, I don't know what it does. I don't know if they say it. It's true. His neck is as wide as his head and I just can't stop staring at it now. Yeah. I think Drake May is going to have the, and I don't know where Deo Jones lands on this list. He's going to have a similar Daniel Jones glove. I feel like Daniel Jones in the last year or two looks like he became an adult. Drake May is going to at some point turn into an adult right now. He looks to me like a frat boy. I think, I think the difference though is I think Daniel Jones has like chronic Eli Manning syndrome. Where it just looks like the welder to never make sure. Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of caught looking. He has like resting dopey face. Yeah. Yeah. And I think Drake May, Drake, the interesting thing about Drake May, I feel like, you know what's great is those four quarterbacks that you listed hyphids. For me, all of them lie between 16 and 21 in my rankings. So I kind of hit it. They're absolutely middle. Yeah. Back. I think Daniel Jones had more player, Daniel Jones who was basically came in 24th here. He's an honorable mention as well. I thought I'd throw up a Daniel Jones picture. Do we have one? Yeah. Yeah. Daniel Jones is right here. Yeah. More asterisks than any player about with or without beard and his eyes and his hair. Like literally, I mean, one of the comments to Daniel Jones was, yeah, only with long hair. A lot of them said he has bug eyes and a punchable face. And there was a lot of them said, he looks like he looks like a Pixar character to me. He does. That one does. Daniel Jones is top five with the beard and bottom five without the beard. The top five with the beard. I didn't say it. I said three women decided that I think I can, I can see where they're coming from. I would definitely would not put him top five, but I, there's times where I see a picture of Daniel Jones. I'm like, oh, he got hot kind of, but then there's other pictures where I'm like, oh, never mind. He does look great with the beard. Wow. Daniel Jones. One of the, someone he milled in and said, Daniel Jones looks like Shrek after he drink the handsome potion. There's definitely also true. Good God. Craig, this picture you said, that doesn't even look like him. He looks, he looks really good. Yeah. Other comments in Daniel Jones, eyes are too close together, question mark. Someone just wrote gross. It just really depends on the picture you look at. He looks great with the beard. There's something about the eyes that he has a stare that I can't quite. He like really locks in or something in a way that's kind of unsettling, but he doesn't blink. Someone, I'll tell you what it is. Someone said that he looks like Norman Bates, which is fucking brutal. That's the character in Psycho. Yeah. I don't know if that's me. Oh, yeah. I didn't say it. I think to go back to Drake May though, for the honorable mention, I think Drake May, if you described him on paper, it seems really hot. Yeah. But I think he has like, he, I agree. He looks like a, like a 14 year old kid who like, he was like, he's the biggest kid in his grade. Yeah. And he's like, he hasn't quite caught up yet. Like everything hasn't quite filled in yet because he's just like grew too fast. He's gangly. Yeah. He looks a little bit, you know, he's just young. Some guys are too, like camwaters, at least like that. As it was, camwored ranks very low in this exercise and everyone at the same commentary, which is basically, camwored kind of looks like he's in high school. Yeah. Camwored looks like 16 years old. Yeah. Drake May is not quite that, but he looks very young. So do you think Drake, do you think Drake can grow a beard? I kind of don't. Yeah. His fall, like he looks so clean, shaven that I sometimes like you don't even see five o'clock shadow trickling in. He's follically challenged. Yeah. I don't think on his face. Yeah. So who else do we have to just go, we have Kirk? So the other one. Next one. I want to throw up Jared Goff. Let's put the Jared Goff photo up. You know. Yeah. I've heard. Oh, so if you're in Spotify, you can watch video too or if you're watching, go watch this on Netflix. Yeah. If you want to participate here, you also can Google these people. You know what I think. Someone in my life who think Jared Goff is hot, straight hot and he's like a Ryan Gosling light. Yeah. He's like literally in Gosling. So many people wrote Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother. Yeah. Which is still. It's still very. Yeah. You'll take that. Yeah. Other. Other comments on Jared Goff that the that members of the seven, all seven women who look in our show, Rodin, on Jared Goff looks like he works for Facebook. God. My eyes glaze over whenever I see him. Someone wrote state form is rubbing their hands together, waiting for Jared Goff to retire. That the meme. So we wrote Jared Goff's the guy in IT who's not actually cute, but you do just think he's cute in comparison and maybe he's got some jokes while we figure out why you can't open outlook. He's tall and nice. Tall and nice. Someone wrote Jared Goff looks like he hosts game nights every week but only wants to play Catan. Okay. He's very specific. He's very specific. I love this. specificity. And someone wrote, "Jergaugh, maybe the most just kind of a guy of all time gets hotter when the stadium chances name, but somehow weirdly his hot wife makes him less hot." Yeah, he is very pretty wife. She's a sports illustrated swimsuit model. Yeah, he's doing just fine. From what I understand, I actually get it. If you Google Jergaugh wife, the first photo does make, she really amogs him at all these photos. But there's like a lot of videos floating around the internet ether of her. We're finding out that I forget what she found out. She's like, "Oh, the light." Sports Illustrated. She had to move to Detroit. I don't know what it was, but she's in a bathing suit and finding something out and credit to him for that. Yeah, I think Jergaugh is like a perfectly fine looking young man. Yes. If he wasn't an NFL quarterback, where would he rank? He's tall. I think was the biggest thing that it was factored in for some and not others in all this. Austin forwarded on the video, by the way. She found out that he got his first win. And he pulled that up quick. He had that on speed dial. Yeah. Yeah. He had that one bookmarked. Why'd you have that really quick? What's her name? Sorry. We should say her name for the record. For your record. So people can look and see for themselves. Her name is Christian Harper. There we go. Yeah, look, I think this is the, I think the seven nailed it and he's properly ranked. I think works, looks like he works for Facebook is really funny. So the next, so yeah, any of the Olsen Jergaugh, I think that you're right. He's average, but he's really tall, which I think is the hardest thing for men to understand. I don't know why it's such a big deal to be six foot five, but he is. He doesn't, he doesn't have the, the ris from what I've seen. There's, there's nothing offensive about, you know, when you talk about Daniel Jones, there's like kind of things that you're like his eyes, something. Jergaugh is like very like, like uncontroversial. Yeah. It kind of like his play style. He doesn't do anything terribly. Yeah. Even if the ceiling isn't there everywhere, it's like there's no true massive weaknesses. Yeah. It's a good point. Okay. The next one here, 18 was Fernando Mendoza, which I'll admit was not ranked by everybody. Some people just ranked Kirk, but Fernando Mendoza, some of the comments that Fernando Mendoza being 18th are my favorite one. That's a pizza delivery guy, which names Norm, with my folks up in Pocano. Some women wrote about Fernando Mendoza, bit of a baby face, but the Esquire photos really moved them up the list. I know. I was going to say those Esquire photos are doing work. Can we pull that up? Those are included. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That one. That one, definitely. Nine will be very hot. Yeah. Look, here's what I'll say about Mendoza. I think when he does the blue steel, he looks good. Like when he does the big smile almost like makes him a little bit more childish looking. The Esquire cover, he's got a big old jaw, he looks great. And he's not speaking. So you can't realize that he's like someone nailed it, which was, it's even go. I was 16 years old Mendoza would be in my top three, somebody wrote, I thought was great. And then someone wrote, your mom would be thrilled to have Fernando Mendoza as a son-in-law. Yeah. We're not. Yeah. It's hard to separate what we know about him. Right. Yes. That's part of the thing. That's part of this. And someone wrote about Mendoza and Kirk Cousins, conventionally very attractive just to Dweeb. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Which is the same guy. Yeah. Because I mean, we all know Kirk Cousins, you know, we know his game. Do we have any pictures of Fernando Mendoza with a beard? No, I don't think he has one. Kirk Cousins, that's a little of Cole's cash chain, which Craig, I thought was a good selection because that he's got, that's kind of his energy in a nutshell. Kirk Cousin's cash chain, conventionally very attractive just to Dweeb. Someone else wrote, daddy would treat me right. And then, and then yeah, youth group would treat me right, would treat me right that. Someone put him first. I was like, someone was, someone, I think two women wrote in and put Kirk Cousins first and they're like, yeah, just, like Kirk Cousins to me is like, if like a divorced mom is picking up her kid from school, and she looks over and sees Kirk Cousins picking up his kid and he's also a divorced dad, you're like, holy shit, I found the guy. Yeah. You search, yeah. This is the hottest dad at this school. Yeah. I've long thought that he looks just like Gary from Team America, World Police. It's like uncanny, Google, Google hold on, I'm going to send this picture over. Wow. What a pull. It's quite jarring when you see them next to each other. Oh my God. How have you ever mentioned this before? I have mentioned this many times, maybe just not to you guys. You could go dig up a tweet from 2016, probably from, from me on this. That is kind of like a like a mannequin-esque quality to Kirk. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like, he's like, teeth are really white. I'm cannibal. I'm cannibal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm cannibal. Oh my God. That is so. He does kind of look like a really, really well done robot. Like I told you, you know, some of these photos are AI, you'd be like, it was probably the Kirk photos. This picture that's up right now, Kirk Cousins is a is a premium t-shirt model. Yeah. That photo is one of those, like, we made up an AI influencer, like if you want to be probably a genius. Billy Norwood and Kirk Cousins are dating. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. He's a good looking guy. Yeah. Nice looking. Dweeb. Dweeb, but good looking. I think this is very interesting. They are the first four out. And I think the seven nailed it. I think this is spot on. Yeah. I think that I think it works. I agree. I think that, especially the idea that these guys going forward or above average, I think that these guys being average is perfect. Yeah. By the way, thank you to the seven for the commentary, the, oh, my God, the editorializing is great. It's there are some incredible comments. I mean, there are, there are just, I can't wait as we go into this. There are just, there are just some amazing things that people said about these people. I mean, we might have to get, uh, honestly, the meanest ones are the funniest. So I might have done it. It does, I don't know. I know. I mean, we don't want to be me. This is not good. The good looking guys. Look at the comments, though, especially the mean ones. They were funny. We probably won't let them see the light today, but yeah, so we're going to unveil those, the beginning of each week. Does this, does this align with your guys as rankings? Is anything here like completely out of whack? Did you have any of these four guys in the top five or the top 10 or anything like that? I don't think so. I think this was a pretty, a fine, yeah. It's pretty in line. I thought Drake May would come in higher. But for the most part, I had got cousins and Drake may actually exactly in that range. Yeah. At least a second. I had cousins next to each other. Yeah. Me too. And then who was the other one out? We were talking about them. I had many. So it does a higher. Same 16. Yeah. Can I just tell you a couple of the other people who came in, the people behind them who also missed the cut? You just want to read me comments? No, I actually could read much from your comments, but it's San Dornell, Kyler Murray, and Bonix. We're the next stop. Oh, wow. They did not make it. And Bonix. I bring it up because Bonix didn't make it. And I think he's the biggest gap. Wow. Is Bonix? Craig, I see you have Bonix is 11th in your rankings. But the seven weighed in and they put Bonix 23rd. Wow. Bonix, to me, is just like Drake May, but short. Like kind of fratty looking. Like definitely like the biggest douche in your frat. Yeah. Some of our Bonix wouldn't ignore me at a party, but I would ignore him back. Someone wrote Bonix, looks like an investment banker, derogatory lacrosse player. Yeah. I think I just kind of thought he'd rank higher, but no. Hey, too. Where did you guys have Bonix? I had him quite low. Let me see. I had him up, Bonix. Why is he always so red? He's playing football. It's hot. I mean, I can relate to that. But yeah. Where do you have next? I had him 12th, right? We're right with you. I had him as a top 12 guy. Yeah, I think he has conventional qualities to him, I think, but yeah, he looks like the villain in a Disney movie. He does. He does the villain in a Disney movie. So does Jackson Dart. Jackson Dart, I have to say, really looks like the villain in a Disney movie, headband, everything. I struggled more with Dart than anybody. I'm going to be excited to see where Dart plans. I feel like I could be anywhere on my guess. My guess is, and again, if it's, or if it's as hidden, the official rankings from Craig and I, my guess is, Dart is going to be extremely high. Can I read one comment about Bonix? That is very funny. That may be laugh. They just have J.J. McCarthy and Bonix next to each other as 30th and 31st. Oh, they have, this, she wrote, "Bonix McCarthy, Drake May, back to back to back." And they wrote, "Are these the same person? I'm Korean. I grew up in the South, listening to Southern people saying that all Asian people look alike." And yet, you're telling me, you can tell the difference between these three versions. Dude, J.J. McCarthy and Bonix, and Bonix definitely do look alike. That's really good. They look like generic white guy. They look like central casting for the douchey frat and animal house. Yes. Okay. Great comment. Oh, that's awesome. I love that. It's really funny. You can't convince me these are not the same guy. Can I get a drum roll? the 16th hottest quarterback of the 20th century. 2026 NFL season as voted on by all seven of the missing women who listen to the ringer fantasy football show is Jackson dark quarterback for the New York 16. He's I was this is shocking. I have a theory I'll tell you what I know what your theory is and you're right so much higher Well, I have two theories one or people gonna say he's a douche or the Trump thing both. Yes, I People the he definitely suffered You know Political alignment has taken a disproportionate impact Women by Nike's two guys. Yeah, it's look. We're playing for all 50 states. I I Liberals by Nike's women parameters on how they should judge hotness Yeah, and I definitely will say vibes are a part of it And also yeah, it was very fresh in the minds and a lot of people were upset about that But I have a bunch of comments here about Jackson dark I will admit there was there were a lot of freezing labs. I actually will I'm not gonna pull out a lot of data for the sexy contest But I am gonna pull it out for Jackson dark. I want to add my my second theory other than hit the Trump thing and like vibes there I also think he's just not that famous and I think that helps a lot like I think guys like Joe burrow who like Everyone knows helps and I think there's probably a lot of people who are like this guy like barely played who even is he now He's not that hot but I think fame adds two points to your hot. That's true I don't I can't prove that that's true. There is another thing. Can you think of another reason that he was I think it's got too much shit on his head He's done any accessories. I Old man. Thank you. I've ever said take that shit and necklace. He's got a chill over his face Well, it's funny to get said that because the other thing that dragged him down the people the other reason people hadn't really low was He just looks young and a lot of people that are like it seemed like everyone 29 and older was like that looks like a child He looks like a high schooler But so dark had the biggest standard deviation of any quarterback. He had that's really that's really that's really funny He's the only quarterback that had more than 50 top 10 votes that had all more than 30 bottom 10 votes Okay, can we say where did you guys have him I had him nice? Oh I'd have to pull it up. I put him 15. Can you just look where I had him? I think I don't have to shoot high fits at him fifth I think I think we were kind of like you did you did have him fifth no no That's what I'm looking at oh yeah, you did fifth. Yeah, I mean, I think he's really I mean, he's a good looking man So let me can I read you some of the anonymous quotes a little fan bias there What did you have since this quarter my that's my quarterback? Yeah, well, you're wrong. Can I read you some of the comments with the corner of this? Craig said I on him these are the comments the the all seven are our women listeners wrote about Jackson's art These are all anonymous quotes the NFL's hottest fuck boy Yeah, looks like he bang looks like he bang my best friend's mom. Yeah The Zach Wilson Corollary seems like in 1980s teen movie villain. Yeah, for sure Yep, I'm him and bone next would crush it. We haven't brought up the fact he has a mullet yet As a mullet stereotypically jock probably shoves someone to do a locker in high school. Oh, big time nerds And then so to the mullet nerds Political activity this one. I thought was so funny someone said political activity aside Not every guy can look good in a curly mullet dark rocks it and he looks a bit like a yassified Matthew Stafford Okay, I don't have to say that we're that loud, but it's like you know like people rightly yet like why yes I said yeah, yeah, I don't have to say it. Yeah, I said fight. Yeah, okay. I don't say that word a whole lot Yeah, look, I think what Jackson Dart lacks in traditional Attractive qualities he makes up for in kind of just like confidence. Yes, he has he's an incredibly calm. He's got swag or what is it? Rizz as the kids I feel like it's like If he's like talking you at a bar, you kind of you kind of could be into it. You could be like you know what? Guys kind of got an energy to him. He's tall and really muscular So No, no, they're not all tall Craig true All the tall ones are in the top six. So that's my biggest theory. I have seen the rankings the full rankings You have not I think height would really change this if we just held the faces to the heights I think a lot of these would change if you're having to look at them in the eyes a couple other Quotes that I thought were really funny about Jackson Dart has it doesn't read flags and he's proud of all of them Jackson Dart Someone said I know it wasn't his choice, but someone who smells Jackson with an X cannot be asked I was gonna ask if the X makes a difference here. Uh, someone said what would Jackson Dart would absolutely ruin my life complimentary That's perfect girls love a bad boy Like one night in a bar. You're like, you know what? Let's fucking go Not here. I'm not here for I'm here for a good time not a long time. Yeah, is that but yeah, so yeah, I think Hot if you see so that's 16. Okay, Jackson Dart the quotes delivered on that one number 15. Do I want can I make you guys guess? Who do you think is next? Big and I'm gonna tell you I bet you won't get it right. So with that said can you guess Sam Darnell? No, he was already out. Oh was he out? Hi, if it's game Jordan love no 15 this person's ahead of Jackson Dart Aaron Rodgers Tyler Schuck Tyler Schuck is really really on this list Tyler Schuck this is where we did it boys because men don't know what women want men don't know and Tyler DK might know what women want DK had Jackson Dart 15 and the seven had him 16 DK had Tyler Schuck night. Yeah, I think he's traditionally attractive and he's tall He's tall. I don't know that tall. I don't think I don't I would not describe him as traditionally attractive. You would? I don't know like he's got like a square jawed hair. I think that he's all he's rich Compared to the other guys. They are well. They're all rich. Come on. Yeah, I read you some of the quotes the seven wrote in about Tyler Schuck wow Okay, it's a kind eyes crag. Yeah Someone wrote someone just wrote it about Tyler Schuck, which is so perfect for the photos Also, if you're listening on Spotify, you can hit video and watch the video of this or a Netflix put us on Netflix This is a great segment for Netflix someone wrote in and just said Tyler Schuck smile more Smile for me, baby. Come on. Someone said Tyler Schuck wonder bread looking ass. Yeah We're getting Sarah Marshall like dating Kristen Bell. I'm like ginormo get out of the shot Like I think it's like a great like hold the purse for your girlfriend. Yes, someone someone said I'm sure I've seen this guy on the bachelor before Yeah, oh 100% He's on the whole bachelor like rotation. He's really kind and we'll like take photos of his girlfriend He'll take like 40 versions of the same phone for his girlfriend on Instagram and their shoes aren't in any of them and she's mad about that Yeah, if you if someone said Tyler Schuck if he wasn't a quarterback He'd be pulling groupies is the cute frontman for a pop punk band at a warehouse party Okay, definitely I'm glad. Okay, so someone said I hate that I find Tyler Schuck attractive Frat boy in a bad way, but I can't quit him. Wow. Oh someone said sinister Frat boy energy Sinister really. Oh, I don't kiss it. I was gonna say he looks kind of wholesome to me Sinister is such a great word someone wrote. I wish he was my math tutor Oh jeez, and then something I have to ask you is about that I just is a total blind spot This is a nice photo of him the one we're looking at he's yeah, okay someone wrote Tyler Schuck pretty cute points off for being an adult blonde man I gotta tell you I didn't know that that was a thing. It's a thing Can you please tell me about this? Is it a bread flag to be a blonde? Is it like cuz I was blonde as a child even I was really blonde as a child. It's kind of like an unserious hair color for an adult man Is that the idea? Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, so funny. I never thought it's you were a blonde child. I was a variable Uh, yeah, I was dirty. Yeah, it was actually dirty. Wow. Probably not as blonde. You were blondes. You were really blonde I mean you can't your son very palvin still has blonde hair. Yeah. Yeah You might be he might be guilty of this when he's an adult and has blonde hair I think I might be getting a little too overwhelmed but like like he's 15th on this list This is still like kind of middle average, I would say well the average starting but average starting corbic Someone also said I had to my wife had a Google image him. This man's a blank sheet of printer paper. Yeah, uh, and then the funniest comment was someone just who wrote long sentences for other quarterbacks then just wrote Tyler Shuck dash forgettable All right, who's 14 14. I think this is this is where I'm gonna actually hold my line and say the seven are wrong 14 is Jaden Daniels for the Washington commanders. Oh, yeah, I think that the first real misstep from the seven I have him 13 so I'm right. Oh, interesting. Okay. I had four really. I think he's a good looking man. Look at that smile. Yeah, he's a good looking man. I don't tall. All right So someone wrote what do I know? That's why we that's why we consulted the seven so the comments on Jaden Daniels beautiful smile charisma of the ass clear skin Could stand again a few pounds, but that's between him and God. He's a little skinny Yeah, and then someone wrote his style confidence. He has cool effortless demeanor Long lean fantastic angular bone structure million Watts smile. I prefer I prefer my men a little thick, but Jaden looks great This it's surprising. He's the only 14 considering some of these Someone else wrote I'd smoke a joint with Jan Daniels, but I wouldn't fuck him He does have like that saying how do you say song Freud like the the he's just cool under pressure He yeah, he's another guy who's confidence to me elevates his life I thought someone nailed this and they just wrote oh, I'm sorry. I don't have the exact one But they basically wrote Jan Daniels has not played in enough games yet for people to realize how hot he was For hot he is I think it's accurate because he had the rookie year and then he missed a lot of time also. I will say I think Some of the some of this is like something that will probably happen with all these guys But like it depends on the first picture you see of him I think there's like an anchoring effect because I must have pulled up one where he was smiling He has a great smile incredible smile, so maybe that was the anchoring effect for him for me And can I can I throw out one other thing but Jan Daniels were the same thing that the height would affect it There was one thing that would dock him quite a bit that I think if women do this Well, what Brandon Ayuk did last week was out of bounce I Will it is a known thing that Jayden Daniels his mom is always there his mom is always like within 30 feet of whether She and Daniels is if he does a game. He's out of whatever I think I think at some point that might become grading the mom is boy situation Yeah, I think that that's that's it's I think that that might impact the the hotness rating that he is any Social event. He's at the World Cup. He's that whatever his mom's always there with him Yeah, loving your mom is good, but having her around all the time not good I'm just saying that if it would it would impact the ratings of people do that I love I'm having so much fun with this. I had truly have no idea what to expect Women also notice things that never think about they someone wrote Jayden Daniels knows how to do his hair right for his face shape Oh interesting. I just I'm still working on that myself. We are sure so for the record We had Jayden Daniels seventh as a composite rank. I think I think I'm gonna try to fight the women on this one But I think that one I think I'm gonna stick with okay the next one 13th on the The quarterback hot rankings Man, I got no idea where this is I think this is Brock Purdy for the Niners. Ah that's kind of shocking to me. I had him 30 second Like he's like a child. It looks like he's 12. This would be I don't I had him 10th 10 that's wild I think it's a different. I think he's a little cutie Cutie or cutie patootie A sweet little cute guy that you meet in high school and he's really nice and You know, he's quietly really athletic and strong, but he's like the nice cute guy in in gym class that you run into Decay watch Evan 30 you probably know I just think he he's he doesn't have a look He just doesn't look like anything. He's the guy you don't notice in the store. That's exactly what someone wrote to us I literally we I actually went back and found that email for the that that woman who emailed us who works in a Lululemon and Brock Purdy came in and none of them knew He was the quarterback for quite a while. I just don't I think relative to the rest of the guys on this list He's not noticeable. I mean I don't think he's out of control 30 seconds crazy out of 36 or 40 or what What I assume it's not out of 32 He has only four. Yeah, he has four guys after so Purdy had a 36 this was hotness rankings. I don't find him hot I know but so decay it represents something that I Like saw when he does the dance. I'm like stop doing that. This is an age thing as well When he does like you know, he doesn't know what is it the gritty or what I don't know. He hits it though white No, no, not the gritty the duck Greg. You gotta see what's going on here. One. Decay hates the 49ers to Decay's 12. That's all we're doing the 40 the fact he's wearing a 49ers uniform And he kind of he kind of hits the Duggy, but no, it's an age thing I think he he looks like a little kid doing it. I'm like please stop doing a lot of women wrote in and I could tell some people's ages Because some people had a giant bucket of like Purdy was bucketed in a lot with Drake May and a cam word as young guys they just would title it like literally children Yeah, and I think that for people of a certain age, there's a point where they look so young that we had a 38 year old woman voting here It made the guy the kid who looks 20. I get it. Maybe not. Yeah, so can I read you some of the comments the seven had about rock Purdy? Sure Uh Brock Purdy looks like he wears khakis in his free time Yes, yeah, Brock Purdy sweet little Disney Channel original movie quarterback exactly Um, the rockatory and complimentary family Brock Purdy the friend zone tier with these guys who'd be fun to hang out with but would never ever date like we can go midi golfing or high five each other See I feel like this is more close to what I would say it Maybe I was a little harsh. No Brock Purdy cute like a puppy or like a kid playing t-ball I need a kid playing t-ball Someone just wrote Brock Purdy your little scamp Yeah, well, I do I do call him a sneaky little shit um And that's my most that's the strongest compliment you can get for me Uh, someone just accurately Brock Purdy somehow 26 and not 19 but he cannot grow a lick a facial hair or even stubble Has almost no shot at escaping the ranks of the inoffensively cute which keeps him as just kind of a guy. Yeah, I can't believe he's just high What 13th? I think this is right. I think of this is the right range So one woman put him first and said he's mr. relevant to me That's his wife Is he married here's the okay If Brock Purdy was in your friend group is he might immediately become the hottest guy in your friend group of course of course So yeah Can I and also like he is way more athletic than he looks like yes. Yeah, I think and you know He has the confidence of being the final pick of the draft and he's been awesome We got the big-time deal makes 50 million year. I get it. I get it I probably docked him a lot because I think he like six one two twenty. Did you guys meet my friend Brian at my wedding? I don't know He can't remind you Brock Purdy because when you meet him you wouldn't expect him to be like a psycho murder competitor Like just an absolute gamer, but like he just looks like he's like a very normal looking consultant But then like he would he could I've seen him make half-court shots during games because people said he couldn't like Craig like Craig Like get kind of like Craig and I'm like you wouldn't expect that and like yeah All right, I'm being a hater. Can I read you the second? He's fucking wild. Well, I He just hates the Niners dude. Come on. Look. It's the one team. I'm allowed to hate all right So one other comment someone said Brock Purdy adorable, but probably asked permission to hold hands Adorable, okay, so run through 16 through 13 again 13 is Brock Purdy Jayden or sorry, yes 16th is Jackson dart 15th is Tyler Schuck jayden Daniels is 14 and Brock Purdy's 13 so that is 13 to 16 on the top 16 Fascinating I'm having a blast with this. Hey, it's unbelievable. You want you want some analytics on this? Sure, well then the really analytic takeover take away rather is that Jackson dart was just in a lot of top fives and bottom fives Which I think says something about modern dating Yeah But I think Jackson darts the most surprising one on here to me maybe well A third of women had Brock Purdy in their top 10 but only Wow, uh five percent of women had him in their bottom 10 Hmm. Yeah, all right. He's safe Seahawks fans Probably actually represents If you and Meena have him in the bottom five question Meena Meena, we might get Meena on the show She's so angry. Oh, yeah. I want to hear where she has him. Meena's food is with us. Where do you where would you rent Kyle Shanahan? Do you think Kyle Shanahan's hot? I feel like he's probably next year. We'll do coaches. Yeah, next year We were 1000% doing coaches 100% we're doing coaches Yeah, women listening please start sharpening your ranking your coach ranks now. We're gonna do coach next year absolutely With that said, are you guys prepared for the 12th hottest quarterback of the 2020? Can't wait. Yeah I'm very curious about if Trevor Lawrence exists somewhere in this list or not That is a good question. What do you think? Is he on this list or is he 27th? I don't know you think yes or no I think no I think yes. Oh Well, there's only one way to find out Is this is this pick is he number 12? You think he is I don't know. Just fuck it. Yeah, I just fucking answered. No, he's not not God damn it right young quarterback for the Carolina Panthers. He's your 12th hottest quarterback for the 2026 he to me He's the cutie fatute not Brock. He I think they're similar. I think we both are kind of boyish cuties You know he's a The it just so happens that the first comment I have here which you guys have that's it You guys don't know the rankings and yeah, that's the most prize. Yes among the comments that the set all seven of the women It listed in the show said in about price young what a little cutie and a widow widow boy But so there was a real differentiation on people who knew how tall it was so someone said top three based on looks alone Mm-hmm, and I like to phrase unexpectedly dreamy Look at he looks goodness like we've got the the monotone suit was shirt looks good He's nice looking and despite great smile Someone said my wife put bright shung top three even though I showed him the photo of bright shung with the backpack and the minicime's photo We're just saying did you put did you show the minicime's photo because that one's kind of implement so But I a few the comments of bright shung Cutie patootie for now, but he has an amazing smile and could be aging like a fine wine His baby face will serve him well in his 30s and 40s. Yeah, he's a good investment sure Just don't let him wear a backpack. It looks like he would cry if I was mean to him. Yeah. This one, everyone acts like Bryce Young's tiny, but in real life. But 5, 10 is pretty good. How can I say? I'm hearing him to get to the quarterbacks he's short. The average man, he's the average height. And so this one, this is just another example of how women just notice things that I do not. And Bryce Young, very hot, but needs to shave his chin cushion or just commit to a beard. Chin cushioned. He's got the chin cushion. Yeah, pull it. Yeah, he's got the chin cushion. So this was a big mark that I think held more so than the height. What women were upset and why Bryce Young's not higher, because I do think just the headshot is very high. This list. Women kept bringing this up. Hot, but marred by poor grooming decisions. Oh. And then someone else summarized this very well. Bryce Young, excellent smile, strong hairline, great cheekbones, kind disposition. Bryce Young could so easily be in the objectively hot category if he didn't have one of my least favorite features on a man. The inexplicable, not quite a goatee, just a puff of hair, exclusively cover their chin. Why do men grow this? Why do they think it looks good? It needs to connect to some other part of your facial hair or chin attitudes. A couple of thoughts. One, I will say, I understand the chin situation complaints. It must dash on Bryce Young. It's a must dash. It's a must dash. It's a must dash. Yeah. Really good stash. I wonder if the chin hair protects from like, pimples, pimples on the chin from the chin strap. Chin strap. That's like a real thing. Is a nice buffer in between that. Can he not grow the rest of it? He gets sweaty. It looks like he's got double there. It looks like he could grow it. Yeah. I won't tell you where these people are ranked if they're on the rankings or not. But this was also a huge talking point with Jordan Love where people felt that Jordan love. They're like, why does he just have this like weird, like just thing, just shooting off his chin? Yeah, it's good. Everyone wanted to know. It's a good note. No. I had Bryce Young 8th on my list. Where did you guys? He was 11th for me. I am top 10. He's 11th for me. Hi Fitz, you got him 13. Oh, did I? Yeah. I'm okay with that. Well, I mean it's high. It has him 12th. Yeah, everyone else. So we were pretty much. It matters to me that all these other guys are like 6.6 and he's 5.10, like I docked him for that. If everyone's equal height, I actually think Bryce Young is very high on this list. Yeah. Yeah. But I am 5.10 and being around men is 6.5 is incredibly intimidating from my perspective. And so that I kept that in mind, like he's my height. And I know how I feel around 6.5 guys. Speaking of which, I need to remind people, if you're tall, if you're listening to 6.5, the funniest thing you can do at a party is tell other men you're 6'2" because they start freaking out. No, hey, no, you got to be like 6'8". You're like, "No, I'm 6'2", so you're like, "I'm 6'6" and you're like, "No, you must be 5'9", and then they just flip. So anyway, all right. Number 11 on the hot quarterback rankings. I just really something about this group. Number 11 is Drumroll, Matthew Stafford, quarterback for the Los Angeles Rams. I don't know about this. Craig doesn't like Stafford, he's not Stafford guy. I don't know, he's 11, on this list, he's 11th on his quarterback. I feel like he's bigger. I think he's bigger. I think he's bigger. He's ruggedly handsome. I think he's be lower. So it's the daddy energy. It's the girl dad energy. Daddy energy. Yeah. There you go. Look at girl dad energy. Good. Put this on Netflix. Very girl dad. Let's be clear. Put this on Netflix. You can actually, we have photos of these guys up. And if you're listening to Spotify, we also have a video you can pull up. But if you're going to put it on Netflix, it's for this. So here are the comments that the seven women listening to the show made about Stafford. Okay. I couldn't believe how many people put this comment in. Stafford looks kind of like a handsome Elon Musk. Oh my God. More than three people said, is that a compliment or a don't know, that can't be good. That's a need to sound good, but okay, I love this one. I have heard that women like Matt Stafford, but I could go to any gas station in my hometown and find a man who looks exactly like him, which I maybe that's the appeal. Yeah, but did they have $200 million? That's yeah. So this out of every player we've had, I was most shot. But the quantity of people, I can't tell you how much women commented on Matt Stafford's teeth. I mean, he has veneers. It's very clear. But I'm saying more women mentioned his veneers than did not mention them. Like it was kind of all they're talking about in a complimentary way. Oh, yeah. Let me read to the comments. Well, if this guy's a love it, I need to hear why he's so hot. I need to get in the comments and tell me why he's the comments definitely eligible for daddy status, but somehow still just a cute boy after all this time. Um, Stafford, in his younger days, definitely a no, but he's aged well. He has that salt and pepper dill thing going. Yeah, yeah. Let's get the right. Look, he's ruggedly handsome. Someone said Stafford looks like a country music star, but not in a Republican way. Oh, that's really good. He does kind of have Blake Shelton energy. He does. Yeah, just I don't really, yeah, you listen to him for 10 years and really, you don't know anything about him somehow. The if he someone said, is Stafford wore a hat? I would do it sober. Yeah. I agree. He looks much better in a hat. Uh, one of the backwards cap. Yes. That backwards cap is the best look for him. That's a good. He's got the big teeth. So when the hats on the big teeth, I get jumpers, well, so literally someone said mega chompers. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said would be higher without the veneers. Yeah. What does old teeth look like? Yeah. Yeah. You don't know. Old teeth go. Probably normal. Uh, yeah, it's good that he got these. Yeah. So Natalie from, I want to shout out Natalie from Chicago. Yes. Natalie from Chicago wrote, Stafford, full head of salt and pepper hair, stubble, girl. That energy cannot distract from the fact that he's some of the most egregious veneers I've ever seen. Famous people. Please stop messing with your mouth. I beg you. I couldn't believe how many women brought this up. Stafford. Stafford is aging in the same way that Tom Brady aged where you look at pictures of Brady when he was young. He's like baby fat kind of like, yeah, you probably drinks too much or whatever. And, and then now Brady looks like a fucking male model. I think, yeah, I think Stafford, he's like way better. He now than he was like. I agree with that. I mean, you look at your one Stafford and he looks like the funny guy in the frat. Yeah. And now it's like, he figured out the facial hair situation perfectly. He's got a great kind of stubbley beard. The chin looks great in a hat and the teeth and the hair, like him right there with the beanie looks great. But I think just like on the street, no hat, he's 11. Feels high. But okay. I thought that was high. It's. I got him. I've got him. I've got him pretty high. I've got him. I'm seven. Seven. Oh my god. I'm. I'm 21st. I know. Wow. That's crazy. Well, the middle class of quarterbacks of this list are not great. All right. Who's 10? Who's 10? The 10th hottest quarterback entering the NFL season. Baker Mayfield for the Tampa Bay Buccane. Hmm. See, see. This guy's all fucking aura. It's all energy. It's all behavior based. You know, we talked about anchoring last, last episode where if you see the wrong picture of Baker Mayfield the first time, it's fucking over. But if you see him in a good picture, yeah, it's behavior. There's no quarterback in the NFL that has a higher wider range of what he looks like in any given photo. Yeah. Also, you want to talk about great beard, like really figured out the beard. Oh, yes. He's got good beard. Yes. The beard. Yeah, you're right. The aura thing, Craig. It's all vibes in aura. He's top 10 for me. Just because he's fucking cool. And he you feel that. He'd be funny. That really is the answer what it comes down to is people are literally the answer is basically a range of seems like he'd be a great hang or a great day to a great night. Yeah. It's basically the like he, I want to go out and hang out on his boat. Yeah. Yeah. That's so weird. Someone did say that actually. That's what I hang out on his boat. Guys want to hang out with them and girls want to go on a date with them. Like I feel like he has that energy where he satisfies both. So on that note, I want to shout out Maddie who I believe was the only or at least the first. We didn't have hundreds of these. I believe it was the only one she had Baker Mayfield first. And Maddie said. This is his actual wife. Maddie said, Baker's the hottest quarterback. There's the physical. He has great thighs and all kind of ruggedness. I like Baker's Tony soprano inspired shirts. To me, Baker has this intangible that really sets him apart. Baker may feel is the guy you dated in college that was charismatic. But with every once in a while, end up with the drunk tank. Yeah. I don't know if that's toxic for me. Baker may feel, do you know how there's like the comedian that spawned a thousand, whatever like broads? Well, hi. That's what's the expression you always say? Oh, that one great comedian inspires 10,000 bad comedians. Yeah. To me, this is like, we are actually giving people bad advice by telling you that Baker may feel it's hot because so many people are going to try and emulate what Baker may feel. It's like thing. But you in my life can't fake the aura and confidence and swagger that he has. It's who he is. To me, he's the guy that like in the fraternity in college where they're. all dishes, bakers, the one that's like secretly nice when you sit next to him in class. So someone said short-king, but great smile and I feel like you'd ask me a lot of questions on our first date. Where did we have Baker? And even in short-king, what did he like, six feet? Yeah, six feet. Yeah, five o'clock. Fake six feet. We didn't. And we had Baker. Eighth. Yeah. So one woman put Baker 20th with a hat and then 25th without a hat. Okay. I thought was so funny. The other one I did. Someone wrote, "Baker Mayfield, bad boy has lived a little, gives a Jesse Pinkman douchebag boyfriend kind of life." And then she wrote, "Baker should get tattoos." Like Baker could wear like, you know, like the guys used to tuck the cigarettes inside their sleeve. Like Baker could get away with that. He has like the grease or energy. He should have that with the tribal tattoos. He's got like the all right, all right, all right. Yeah, he could have been in days to confuse. He could have been in the outsiders. He's, I would say like traditionally, he's not like the hottest guy in the world, but everything else around him works. And then also I think that he has this devoted husband father thing going on. Like he's like, you know, he's kind of like, he's the reformed I can fix him like he got, you know, he's like grown up. Once again, the comedian that spawned a thousand bad comedians. Now, I want you to look at this photo and I want to read this comment to you because there's one photo comment about Baker that just broke me. I don't know why this hit me so hard, but it says Baker may feel looks like he's from Boston. Okay. And I don't know why. Where is he from? Baker is from Texas. Austin, Texas. Every quarterback, I believe literally a quarter of all quarterbacks are from Texas. I like how Baker Dallas, Staffordson, the Austin and Dallas, like, oh, they're all from Kyler's and they're all from the same four hour circle in Texas. Baker mayfield, you know, who he kind of looks like is and I don't know the name of the actor. He's the guy who's in the Avengers. He's like the winter soldier. Oh, it's lucky. Yeah, lucky. Oh, you're talking about Sebastian Stan. Yes, he kind of looks like that guy. Yeah, I see that. Anyway, he to me is the fact that he was like playing scout team defense event for the Panthers at one point. Safety, but yeah, and whatever he was playing defense on the scout team. I think he looks good. He looks better with longer hair. I feel like the bigger beard more hair on him works. He also looks. It works with the headband specifically, not even just the hat. I feel like the headband plays with Baker. It is weird. He doesn't have tattoos. And my mind's eye, Baker has tattooed. He's got a lot of shit on his head complimentary. Yeah, right. You like that. You love that. Yeah. All right. He goes. It's not shit on your head performative. It's shit on your head. He that's actually useful. That's true. Are you guys ready for number nine? We're sickle digits now. The ninth hottest quarterback of the NFL season. Are you ready? Say Trevor Lawrence. Don't completing our run of four consecutive number one draft picks a quarterback. It is Caleb Williams. Oh, okay. For the fairs. Four straight number one quarterbacks. Caleb Williams. ninth hottest quarterback. So we got him in this range. We have him 11th. The consensus with Caleb is basically incredible skincare routine. You're very secure in his masculinity. Great for sure. Sure. Yeah. I think that's all very fair. He has a kind of a Gen Z quality to him. Not a demo. Make care. Not afraid to wear a dress. You know, he has a hairy style's freeness to him. Right. Right. That works and is rare in an athlete. Not everyone can get away with that, you know. No, he owns it. Which I thought someone summarized really well with the only comment on Caleb Williams being scrumptious. That would kill me. Yeah. Oh my god. Someone just said I know that Caleb Williams smells amazing. I know it. Yeah, that's really funny. Yeah. Plains. He's putting on Cologne before the game. So funny. That's just polite, Craig. Yeah. I do think I think when he has shorter hair, tighter beard, looks good. Yeah. Sometimes the beard can get on really, you know, and that only works for a certain type. I feel like when he keeps that beard kind of manicured, looks good. I kind of I think he has a somewhat similar vibe to Bigger Mayfield where it's like the the devil may care like fuck you. I am who I am. He's comfortable. Yeah. And his own skin. Right. Or as someone's something up really well, uh, Caleb Williams. Way more hot now that the bears are pretty good. You know what? Turns out winning matters. Now it's kind of working. That's uh, uh, so what we're learning a little bit here is that Aura plays. Bigger Aura plays. Yeah, it's it is. It's your vibe attracts your tribe. I think that is uh, what we're learning. Yeah. I mean, Baker and Caleb are nice looking guys, but also the the aura and the comfortability they have within themselves that feel like elevates them. Yeah. So any any so Caleb Williams, Baker may feel Matt Stafford embrace young. That's 9, 10, 11, 12. It is four consecutive number one picks. Not that that matters. Uh, I, well, it kind of does matter. You know, like the idea that they're hot. The number one pick in the draft. It is interesting. I kind of want to go back and just look at every quarterback class and just rank them by hotness and see how often the number the first quarterback taken was also the hottest quarterback. Hot quarterback rankings. Yes. That's fucking go. Respectfully, let's fucking go. Before we even get to the hot quarterback rankings, we have to talk about something that happened while Craig was in Hawaii, which is that Jimmy Garoppel is open to playing after considering retirement kind of ruining everything for us. Oh, no. Jimmy Garoppel of the whole reason we did the hot quarterback rankings was because Jimmy G was retiring. What do we even do if he doesn't retire? He's not going to be a starter. So does it matter. I mean, it does matter. Come on. Well, maybe whoever the seven electes, the new hottest, maybe they we have to like then put them up against Garoppel for a new fight. You have seen as like interim titles, like basically like when the contender can't fight, there's like an interim champion. Yeah. Well, it's like you have to beat the champ right to take the belt. Maybe whoever wins, then we then we put them up against Jimmy G in a kind of final showdown and look at slaughtered. Well, maybe we don't know. Oh my god. Okay. So we'll see. He hasn't signed yet. I think he has to sign. So we're still going to keep going with the hot quarterback. Can I ask a question? Did the seven vote Shadour Sanders? Is he included in this or no? Some people put Shadour and some people just solely out of spite put the Shadour Watson last, but some people did not include Shadour because they didn't think it would be the starter. Yeah. Some people had. Yeah. Some people put balls. Some people put neither, but some people put the Shawn Watson last solely to be mad at him. But if Shadour, let's say he did chart high enough, would he, will he be, would he be included or no? I can tell you that Shadour receives enough votes that he was ranked in this election. It wasn't like eight. Yeah, it was dozens, more than dozens of people. We have a pretty sad conclusion. Yeah. That is a big. That's a wild card right there. Interesting. So with that said, are you guys ready for the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th hottest quarterbacks in the NFL, this is an as determined by all seven women to listen to the fantasy football show. We're getting so close. Yeah. We're going to have Meena Kymzon to do the top four next week. This is, this is as good as it gets. Top eight, these are, these are hot men. So just to recap, just to recap the hot to the, just do 15. Start with 15 and work your way down. So the top, the top 15, well, the 16 was Jackson. Five teams, Tyler Schuck, four teams, Jen Daniels, 13 was Brock party, which DK had 30 second and Craig had like eight or something. 10th. Yeah. Bryce Young was 12. Matt Stafford was 11. Baker, Mayfield's 10. Caleb Williams was nine. A lot of people thought that was too low. Are you guys ready for the 8th, hottest quarterback in the NFL? Oh man. Lay it on us. Lay it on us. Correct. Did you cheat? Cause the answer is, it is Shadour's in. Oh, is it? Wow. Did you cheat? No, no, no. To be honest, I had him fourth and I was worried that he wouldn't be included. And then I was, we were going to have to be like, well, Shadour is technically, should probably be like a top 10 guy. I think he's a very handsome dude. I already ate a little well. Right. Shadour is very handsome. And if only he were better and not on Cleveland. I think just on lots and ruined it for Shadour. Yeah, the stink of Dishon. I think it's on Shadour. Yeah, it's true. Fuck. It's the Cleveland stink and the Dishon stink is on Shadour. Also, he's bad. But if he were good, I mean, someone put, he had, they said Shadour has a megawatt smile. Yeah, he's got a great smile. He doesn't have veneers even. Yeah, he could be like, he's a very, he's like an actor. This is like, as we get into the top few here, it's like veneers are like fake boobs. And those things are all natural, baby. But look at those shoppers. They're all natural. Yeah, they feel like bags of sand. Yeah, I mean, I think he definitely deserves to be on this list. But yeah, it's, it's tough because he has so many things working against him in that he's next to Dishon Watson every day. He's on the fucking browns. He's also not very good. the brown stink. So it's like in a vacuum, he's definitely a good looking dude, but everything around him is a mess. Can I reach you some of the comments the seven wrote about Shadour Sanders, please do. Megawatt smile and an unexpectedly measured temperament through the ups and downs of his rick year, help his case for hotness, but Shadour was not alive for 9/11 and is therefore a baby and as such can only be cute and not hot. The one thing that I did not consider when making my rankings, perhaps naively, is the age thing. I kind of was just like, this guy have charisma and is he physically hot? I did not consider like he's a boy, so I'm not attracted to him, but he's not baby face. Like Kim Ward is baby face. Kim Ward could pass his eyes. Brought pretty his baby face, but Shadour, I don't think it is. The other someone else wrote about Shadour Sanders hot, but selfish and bad. Okay. By the way, I'm looking this up. He might have veneers, so I take it. Oh, it's hard to know. I mean, who can tell really? Let me get my eyes on these war locks. The way that they sit, Craig, do those look real to you? I don't know. I'm seeing, I'm seeing, maybe he utilized veneer strategically, possibly targeting only highly visible front teeth. It's like when there's a boob job, but they're not like outrageously big. It's kind of like a tasteful boob job. It's just shape. Anyway, who knows? Just shape. I can't tell. Fuck. Well, that's that's the side of a good. I don't think they are, but that's I don't think they are. He also is like his dad is like a diva quality to him. You know, there's like a movie star flashy kind of like it's one of those where you're like, oh, yeah, it's dad. And then you see him and you're like, this man, whether or not you like it believes that he's like the most famous and important person in the world, and it's a little infectious. Yeah, like he's a likable guy when you hear him talk. If you don't kind of already hate him, like he does have charisma, whether you like it or not. Yeah. I agree. I think he should have been even higher than this to be honest, but I'm fine with it. So Craig, where did you have him? Item fourth. Yeah. I need to pull. We also don't talk enough that his dad had the chutzpah to give an interview where he was like, man, Shadour, when he goes number one in the draft, we would never let him go to a team like Cleveland. And then he fell with a fifth round and then went to fucking Cleveland anyway. Yeah. We're case scenario. Yeah. Unbelievable. I'm looking at our rating. We had, we had him sixth overall collectively. I had him six. Craig had him fourth. Hi, if it's a little bit lower, but still in the top 10. Yeah. Like, just there's no shame in it. I mean, someone else wrote that about Shadour, you wouldn't text your friends about it, but you would answer the text. Okay. I love the extremely specific scenarios. That's great. All right. What do we got next? Next up, number seven, hottest quarterback. Can you guys guess? I'm going to say Dak Prescott. Yeah. Or Herbert. Number seven was Jordan love for the Green Bay. Jordan love. This one was my blind spot. I had no idea how popular Jordan love would be. This is do none of it. We all kind of had him lower. We had him 15, then 12 and totally whipped on this. I had no clue that women would find your love so attractive. Yeah. He looks pretty good in that beanie. These photos are nice photos right here. The ones are the two I'm looking at. It's a very serious looking. Yeah. So it's funny. You say that's one of the comments that Jordan love was he looks better when he's stern, but I do like that his smile looks a bit like Andy Samberg. I kind of think he looks like Samberg. I don't know. I don't know. Brandon like a big smile. I always kind of like he looked like the dragon from Shrek. Someone wrote that he looks like the asparagus from veggie tails. Let me show you this dragon from Shrek. Kind of has like a long thin face. That is so random. Great. Green eyes. Yeah. The green eyes. Yeah. That's Jordan love to me. I can kind of see it. I guess. Super, super specific. He could be a dragon in a morph. What did the seven say about Jordan love? Among the comments for Jordan love. No notes. No. Someone said you're swiping left. Oh, I just I actually got that wrong. There. There. That was somebody didn't like him. I just put just swiping and I just read it. I forgot that was mean. Jordan love said he should be hotter than he is and I don't really know what's wrong, which I actually thought was also an incredible encapsulation of his actual career. That is. Someone was like not someone said hot without the aura. Someone else had just put hot comma sometimes, which I also thought was really good for. Yeah. I agree with that. Someone wrote not confident enough of a smile. And then someone said he's just hot. A man with a nice smile. Love is smile. Got a sneaky bonus points for having a cute maternity photo with his partner. I will say though a lot of the comments were amazingly similar to the actual thoughts in Jordan love, which are really good tools, but people wish he could put it all together. Do you think that makes any difference that his name is Jordan love? It's a good name. Like that's a that's a hot name. It is a good name. Jordan love. It is I would I say that it's the it is the hottest name of any quarterback in the NFL, right? That's like the coolest hottest name. I mean it has got to be. I mean, he also has a lot of top five votes. Like he was very popular in this exercise. It's interesting. Yeah, because the comments are sort of milk toast a little. I know. Yeah. Jordan love. Well done, sir. Yeah, almost very, very, very few bottom 10 votes. These maternity pictures are very cute. I'll give him that. Just yeah. He looks he looks yeah, he looks really good in this maternity photo. I say handsome. The fatherhood looks good on you, man. There are moments. I agree when he looks very good and then other moments where I'm like, he's also he does his hair differently a lot. He's very stern and and and not always smiling. So it's it does kind of depend on the picture you see. You know, he does have a lot of different pictures like that. He does have huge variance picture to picture. Yeah. I feel like I have to say I feel like I don't know very much about him for like yeah, how good he is and the team he's on. He's pretty quiet. Yeah, I just like I don't know anything about Jordan love. He is from Baker's Field, which is an interesting place and also were Derek Harris from I think. Baker Jordan love. Yeah, this one shocked me. I won't lie, but I but it also he is very tall, but I also feel like height hasn't been. He's very tall, worked in. So what's weird about this is I think if people saw them in person, he'd actually go even higher. Because of his stature. It's six foot four. He's he's well built. This was a big mess by us. The fact that we had him 13th. The big is a big mess. Oh, is this the biggest mess that we had if it's? Oh, you can't tell us that. Even you talk, even you talk, even you talk, you can give away. His Utah State photo is pretty good. Not not including the fact that DK had brought pretty 30 second outside of that probably well that that that mathematically is going to be hard to be. I was a little harsh on him. All right. Okay. Okay. The six thottest quarterback in the NFL. Just missing the top five hottest quarter of the NFL is none other than Tua, Tungo, Vailoa. Yeah, Tua. Really? I had wondered. I had wondered. Complete blind spot for this. I think I was very handsome. It had never occurred to me. I didn't even rank him. I had him well, I had him 21st. So I guess I probably should have ranked him higher. I kind of was just like in my head. He wasn't starting quarterback at the time. I think I made this ranking. That's I think that is the thing here. I had never even looked at him and then I had to re-look and I was like, Oh, I get it now. But I say handsome guy never even occurred to me. The two of his handsome. Are we on veneer watch? No. He just big, nice smile. But I don't know that's. Oh, I don't know. They're pretty white. They are really white. Maybe he's just got really great dental. Tua is sixth. He's the sixth hottest quarterback. Six hottest quarterback. I think he does have veneers. Well, isn't Miami. I mean, Miami. I love that they're the boob job for men. I wouldn't have lived like a hair transplant kind of in there too, I think. Sure. Sure. Yeah. You know, you think you two have got a hair transplant? No, I'm saying veneers and hair transplant. Oh, yeah, yeah, like new things that men can do to improve their looks. It's very true. Yeah, that's male. I mean, two is a nice looking dude. I don't know. I don't know if he's six. So he's kind of short too, which is it's all surprising. I guess that doesn't matter in this list as much. Some of the comments on Tua, uh, face, face card is elite. Okay. Uh, someone said strictly, I have concerns. They said, listen, I have concerns strictly off attractiveness, though, to a strong showing. Very strong. Yeah. Other comments said to a very hot wish he was better at football. So he'd be on my TV more often. Okay. Someone said to an attractive man with an amazing smile, even when he has three picks in a concussion. Yeah. Harsh, but perhaps fair. Someone said, and I thought this was funny. Someone said to a, I wish he talked less to the media. Right. Right. I think that's That's also Echoes his sort of career thing like he just if you if you just be be quiet It probably be better off for you. So yeah, someone literally said the appeal is there under the right circumstances Scheme fits critical can absolutely outperform expectations under the right conditions depends heavily on lighting personality and hoodie selection hoodie selection So I do think system player I think he is a good beard situation. He knows what facial hair works Like I've if you look at the photo of him without a beard I it's not as good. I feel like he's got a he figured out his beard. I feel like he figured out his hair He's got a lot of different hairdo styles. Yeah, but he like pictures works. He knows what he's doing He knows what he's look not under Brian Flores to it also like brace young happy Smot does smile like he looks like a happy person. Yeah, he used to smile and be happier people got mad at him for smiling too much on the sideline I think one time you know family ban sure He makes you feel safe, but also dangerous, you know I never thought about he's a handsome guy. The one with the face paint the first photo with the face paint I think really like I get that's where I get it the backwards cap put him and he go and put him 11 I'm gonna give him I'm surprised to his so much higher than like Caleb Williams. I know this is that really is the most shocking one that we've had so far I didn't expect love into a they're keeping his guests in the 7, you know Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so are you guys ready for top five? This is the last one, right? Yeah, right by the way you're moving into 11 moves him to 14 on our list. Okay, so we're up that far off Six is high is yeah, okay fine. We basically called him average and they're saying he's believe We're saying he's a touch out of that he's almost the top five. How does quarterback? Okay, I didn't expect that. Yeah, so who do we have left? We have like borough hurts. We have Josh Allen. We have we have We have Dak Prescott. We have Herbert We have Trevor Lawrence. Feel like we have a not enough people here to make all these these guys of your name And I don't think Lawrence makes it by the way to my buddies bet $25 that Lawrence Would be in the top so whatever we're talking here top eight So that's there's a lot of money riding on that one. I think I have an idea of who the remaining five is. I just don't know the order Tiki if they want to cut me in on that no one knows the order so they can If they want it. Yeah, loop me in um We have so hurts Allen burrow Herbert Dak Lawrence Dak Those are probably the big Yeah, the most notable remaining names So yeah, I'm starting to think the Trevor Lawrence is not there. Yeah and Yeah, it's gonna be Herbert or Dak next that five is my guess You know, I think it's kind of a wildcard actually not really because I think if it's already kind of gave this way But like if people were judging it solely on looks Younger Aaron Rodgers. I thought was like a pretty good looking guy. Yeah young Young Rodgers is fine, but old Rodgers. He's a pretty haggard looking at this point Anyway, you know, it'll be interesting. The ayahuasca is good on the soul, but perhaps not the skin But yeah, he was a good looking dude not gonna do it That should be the bottom else, but on Instagram. I think the the things that he's kind of in the two of camp The things that he's said over the last few years probably not helping a lot like what You know, you know Craig. I don't know how to say He is anoculated against criticism in this no, no, no immunized sorry immunized who was gonna be his running mate again I can't remember Probably somebody really smart can anyone do an impression of their head on straight Someone who definitely doesn't have a weird thing for dead animals on the side of the road Sorry, I want to know five. I'm saying Dacker Herbert Waiter, are we going? Are we doing another one here? Yeah, I thought we were done. This is bonus points here The fifth hot the fifth hottest quarterback as determined by the seven Is Dak Prescott quarterback? Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's good looking He's got a real beef tank energy to do he does did you see the picture of him recently his arms are fucking huge He looks like he looks like a bodybuilder like he could be like a stunt double for the rock, you know, right? Like he has that build that frame. It's a thick boy He's thick and then you guys think of the bald head Would you think of the bald head like no because he had he didn't always have it I think it looks great on him So someone commented that for having no hair attack is a good face shape and beard to make it work It's true the beard like he's got the state them thing where he looks great with a bald head really great mustache When he wants it like this guy could be the new Tom cell. I can look at the jaw line on this guy Yeah, no Dak has a Dak also is like kind of intense and the energy someone wrote what love the Rx except when he goes here we go Here we go Just you know voice cracks a little bit of an ik but I otherwise I think this is the I think this is the right answer Dak also like in person is like he's just an intense guy. He looks intense. He also he's all natural definitely no veneers on this guy Also has a cool name. Yeah, great name Jack Prescott like that's like Vin Diesel. Jack Prescott. You know, you get to go into acting after this His name is Dakota, right? Yeah Dakota rain ready. Oh, no, it's where his name is rain Dakota Prescott. Oh, yeah It's rain Dakota good call rain Dakota. I mean even rain R.A. Y. N.E. is cool Dude, we're trying to give all these guys cool names. That's just shedding good names. We've got too many He should give rain to someone who needs it If we had to rename a quarterback rain Rain love but give it to Michael Penex Michael rain Oh, you're making the last name sure why not It's gonna make a rain under rain Jones Show now. He's cool. I don't like how you change the name Daniel. That's kind of rude rain Jones is good. What's the insinuation there? You changed the name Daniel Yeah, you didn't you were Daniel till you were like 25. No, I'm just saying. That's my name In fact chose to choose that. Why don't we call you Daniel? Yeah, well you're not Daniel Daniel. That's five. No, it's not Some of my friends call me Daniel. Caleb. I told you Daniel. You would comment on it here Caleb when it's just like you're mad at me rain Williams Rain, well, I'm thinking of rain Wilson. I was trying to be like who's the famous rain. Oh rain Wilson. Yeah, Dwight Dwight. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah Do we get any comments? Wait, sorry. We already did those what I know. No, we haven't done a Dak com the sevens. Okay Some of the someone just wrote Dak kind of looks like a shark. Oh It's complimentary. I get that someone wrote Trying to say this respectfully, but Dak is proportionally captivating Okay, I was I don't know what that meant and I wanted to try to say it if you took away the trying to say it is that like I think it was a compliment is that like Yeah, I was like he's trying to say he's fat or they try to say this about his like bulls like I don't even know what that means I mean, he's like he's got a large head, but he's also got a large body, so it's okay Yeah, I don't know if you know what that means proportionally captivating has this person spent a night with Dak and they can Attest to how proportionally accurate he can say yeah, I don't know Uh, someone else to set the lows commercials moves him up the list Which again blew my mind because I actually think he's terrible the lows commercials, but you know, I can't even remember this doesn't He also have like a mattress thing doesn't need to mattress commercials. Yeah, he did the sleep number. Yeah, yeah, yeah He did a lot of ads that one year. Yeah And then Someone just read imagine if he had any charisma whatsoever would do wonders. Oh, I will say this. I think Dak was more punished I the amount the real comments was how many people were like I don't want to rank him this high because I hate the Cowboys But I will so I think he overcame the cowboy bias, which I thought actually spoke volumes. Totally I can say handsome guy Forth round pick See the lowest is he going to be the lowest drafted quarterback on this In the top five Probably by a significant amount. Well, no. Yeah, we got Jalen Hertz is the second runner. So yeah, yeah Okay, any of the thoughts So Dak at five two at six Jordan love at seven. She'd do it at eight. I was shocked by Jordan love and two Say that I think is in the right spot and she door I see that this is why I don't understand women I'm just surprised that she door is below Jordan love. I agree into it like I just yeah But again, I think we guys men. I think we're we're viewing it more objectively and I think that they're factoring in other things That's true. I will say should do it does on the photo look boyish whereas Jordan love He does like he does look more like a man like an older guy Like an older guy Yeah, I don't I think Dak also looks most like like a man. Yeah, Dak if you were gonna be like rank these guys by like who could chop down a tree Yeah, he's bringing on the bacon this guy. Yeah, who could pick me up the easiest That make me feel small. I mean Yeah, I think he's a throwback man. Yeah, women just want to be picked up, you know what I mean that can do it Yeah, who could pick me up set me on the kitchen counter back Yeah, he's gonna be good for all these memes All right, we are now joined by ESPN's Mina Khymes one of the greatest football analysts That America has today and we're gonna not talk about football whatsoever mean it because crucially we're also a woman, which we have perhaps been missing from our analysis of the hottest quarterbacks that we've been ranking. Just a little bit missing of maybe a woman's touch. So you texted me, the first time you put out the beginning of the hot quarterback rankings, you said this list stinks. (laughing) - Little harsh, little harsh. I've come off of that as the list has gone on. There were just a few things I objected to early on, but overall, it's not a bad list. I have some quibbles, which we'll discuss. And I'd also like to just say, first of all, it's an honor and a privilege to be here to discuss this. But also to walk in the footsteps of the seven who, you know, I'm an AP voter. I don't think they take that as seriously as these women took this ranking. They are honorable, they are knowledgeable, they clearly ground the film, they are consummate ball-nowers, balls-nowers, I don't know. And gross, I'm sorry, gross. And I just wanted a note of appreciation for the work that they've done before we were apart. - Do you think, I feel like, you know, this whole thing kind of started because one, the Jimmy G thing was Jimmy G gonna retire. Who's the next hottest quarterback? But also, DK Hyvets and I were like, "Oh, I wonder what the difference is between what women think and what men think." And, you know, I think we know who the top four is gonna be unless Trevor Lawrence comes out off the third rope. (laughing) - I don't think he's going to, but I do think the final four is going to be what, we all thought. We think it's gonna be some order of Herbert, Burrow, Allen, and Hertz. And that's what the three of us had. And it seems like that's what the seven has. So, we're on the same page. It seems like there is a clear cut big four. - Clear cut big four, clear cut big two. I would argue and then a pretty sizable gap. I would like to talk about this in detail. But like, it's a very top heavy stacked at one and two field that's like the Dodgers and the Yankee. Like, there's, well, maybe not the Yankee's right now, but there's two guys up there who I think everybody agrees belong in the top two. And after that, it's more of a matter of taste. - Should we do before we do top four, should we get mean as like biggest gripes so far? - I think we have to. - Yes. - I think that's cool. - Two over Caleb Williams is one of the greatest miscarriages of justice I've ever seen. That's the seven, like I said, so much respect for you, but when I heard that, I almost had to pull over by car. Like I could not believe it. - She's shaking with rage. - Yeah. - Caleb, if I had to buy stock in a young quarterback, maybe both on and off, right, the field. He would be it. I don't know if you guys saw. He lost a little bit of weight. - He looks good. - He looks fantastic. - Looks good. - How did Tua? - He was the surprise one, I think of this whole process. 'Cause like first of all, unclear exactly if he's a starting quarterback, he's probably a starting quarterback. But I think there was some confusion over that in the voting and I did not expect Tua to be on this list at all. - No, yeah, we had in like middle of the pack. Caleb, I agree though. Caleb lost a little bit of the baby weight. He's got the nice mustache now. He was really cooking in this presser. He looked really good, fringe top four. - Yeah, I think fringe top four is fair. I think I was trying to think if there's anyone else who I could really make an argument, deserve to be higher. Caleb was the most glaring one to me. There are some guys and I texted you guys about this because I've been around a lot of these guys in person for work purposes. I think there are some where I might be rating them higher based on aura, as the kids say. Just experiencing the aura or negative aura. Is that a word for the negative? Craig, you're the youngest person here. - Craig's birthday was younger than me. Craig, so Craig's birthday was Sunday. - The opposite of aura, what is the opposite of aura? We have Gen Z producers here. Can they help us with that? Maybe we have it right now by asking the question. - Yeah, I just can't feel like we're dripping with that. - Can you just have a beta aura? Is that really what it's about? Sigma, aura, and beta. - I don't know if I want to name the beta. I wrote them down. - She's got it. - She's got it. You want to hear the positive aura guys? The guys who, when you're around them, and it's something that I've done just interviews with, we've had on set. I've been in a couple commercials with some, like the ones who are higher. Okay, one is very obvious. Who do you think is the most obvious? This guy has insane aura guy. Baker. - It's his Baker. It's very obvious. The second you're around them, you're like, I get it. - Baker's the fucking best. It's why Baker's as high as he is. I had him seventh, and it's like, I think he's a nice looking guy, but I feel like just vibes around Baker are through the roof. I thought he was in Tahoe Golfing, he's just the fucking man. - Also, Baker is the rare thing where he sometimes self-up the best, because last year someone asked him, do you feel like you've had a comeback? Or people like you? He's like, I've been the same person the whole time. It's you guys who've changed what you think about me. I've been the same guy. - I also think his height almost helps. If he was six, four, it wouldn't work as well. I like that he's like five, eleven. - He's too calm. - Yeah. - I like it. It works for him. - Real life, Baker has always been better when people doubt him. This year, the contract motivation, I'm like, man, maybe he'll win if he pays. I'm like, every year that people believe in Baker, it kind of goes poorly. - You mentioned height, so that's another one. I have another guy who actually has higher aura in person. It's not Bryce Young. - It's his love. - It's a rep brain, what? - It's bright, it's Brock Purdy. And here's why, when you meet him in real life, you realize he's not small. It's like a Steph Curry effect, right? Or like, Steph Curry is actually very tall. And if you see him around normal men, you realize, oh, he's just around giants and more perspective is thrown. I feel like Brock Purdy, because he has to stand near Trent Williams, people just think he's like a little small bean. He's not like six, two. He's like a normal kind of tall guy. And he's got like a nice face, he's very pleasant. But he was one where the first time I saw him, I was like, whoa, I feel like in my head, I was like, maybe boy, Brock, and he's just not at all. - Yeah, not according to DK, who won? - 30 seconds. - Maybe I need to buy it. - I'm sorry. - Very nice. - I hate to see that bias out of you, he's just like, come on. - It's naked bias, yes. I know for sure that it's because he's a 49er. Also, I agree, like he doesn't look very big. I was kind of like, he's a little shrimp guy, but he is 220 pounds. - No, he's a little shrimp guy. - We had an emailer a few years ago, describe that they're, she helped Brock Purdy in a Lululemon for 90 minutes. And then after the end of it, all the women in a Lululemon realized he was the quarterback of the 49ers. But none of them had any clue. He was a perlathlete for an hour and a half. - He is a very regular guy, but, I mean, it's always Baker, right? Like Baker, if he wasn't Baker, would just be a guy who lives on your blog. Or something. - Meena, does it, do you like it when Purdy drops the Duggie, or do you think it's corny? - I think it's reasonably smooth, but also, there's like, that's his one move, because Baker also drops it. - He's only got one move. - Duggie, right? It's Baker's move. - Look, oh yeah. - You're a white guy and you can naturally pull off the Duggie, you should. You know? - Right. - It's rare. - I always thought Mike Sikie's gritty was pretty good, you know what I mean? - Meena, can you say the negative aura of the guys we've already discussed in the list? I can refresh them with-- - Okay. - Two guys who are going to be in the top four. - Wow, I already, I know one of them. I feel like, I think Meena's going to be anti-barrow is my prediction, but we'll see. - Maybe I'll wait until we get to the top four guys. - Should we just do it? Should we go to number four? - Let's get into it. We're feeling the top four hottest quarterbacks entering the 2026 NFL season, as voted on by all seven of the women who listened to the show. So, without further ado, drum roll-- - Drum roll. - Oh, that audio is probably terrible, TK, but I appreciate that. - Sure, I only did it for a second. - No, it's okay. - All right. The fourth hottest quarterback in the NFL for 2026. - We have Justin Herbert quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers. - That's correct. I think that's the right pick. - Rocks on number four. - I, Herbert, my favorite, there are a lot of good comments at Herbert. My favorite one being someone just wrote, Justin Herbert, a tree worth climbing. - He's enormous. I just was at Chargers' camp, and when he walks by, like, all, you know, there's another guy who's enormous. I would guess next, but it is kind of shocking how tall Justin Herbert is, and he's, I believe taller than Josh actually, he's got like a mish on him, right? - He's listed at 66236. - Yeah. - That's a big man, mountain of a man. I have a question for you, Mina, because I think from a male point of view, his impending nuptials to Madison Beer raises the bar, I think it's more impressive from a male point of view. - Yes. I have so many notes on this. Does that matter as a woman, like, or does that actually a negative? - Okay. So you got to parse it out a little bit, because there's him and the guy who I think is going to be next are both with, like, pop stars and gorgeous, beautiful women. I would argue, however, just as an aside, a quarterback who ranked probably a little bit too low is married to one of the hottest women I've ever seen in my life, and that would be Jared Goff. - Right. - Holy crap. Just don't raise your hand. Just like, look at him, if you don't know. But you're like, him? - Well, it actually, it's funny, 'cause you see him. And I remember I saw them together. Jared got one, two in person. You're like, he's like the hottest guy in a frat when you're in college, you're just like, oh, like, you know? But he's not like Super Swaggy, he's just a good-looking guy. Here's the thing, okay. No, is the short answer. I think being with somebody who's really, really hot makes men more attractive to other men, more so than women. With women, however, you don't punish them for it. And it's not like, oh, I actually don't like him now, or I like him because he's with like a, you know, his high school sweetheart or whatever, although I think women do like that. It's whether or not they're wife guys. - Right, right. - So it's how hard do they go. Like, so another guy who was early on your list, I took a note of this, Jordan Love, elite wife guy. - Yes. - Elite. - In fact, we had him on our show, and he just would not stop talking about his wife and how cool she was and how fun she is, we should. And it was honestly one of the hottest things I've ever seen. So it's less about the attractiveness of the woman and more about how he talks about her and whether or not he seems like he's obsessed with her that makes him a quarterback attractive to girls. - Well, I would also say, we don't know a lot about what Justin Herbert thinks because he doesn't talk a whole lot. - He just gave like a raving quote about her. Did you see this? - No, what do you say? - He was like, this is the only good question I've been asked today. (laughs) Sorry, I didn't know of you, but yes, he did not know a lot about anything. - Yeah, like, do you think Justin Herbert's quietness, 'cause I feel like, you know, when players talk about him, I think Derwin James is just like, "Oh, people don't actually know him." Like, he's the man inside the locker room. You don't get a lot of that from Herbert. And I, do you think that plays into like, the mystique and mystery of Justin Herbert, how quiet he is. He's the quiet intellectual, giant mountain of a man. Does that play into the attraction for you? - Uh, or I think for the seven, I would guess, I know you guys have your quotes. I don't think it, well, in some ways it's good, because some of these guys, the more they talk, - Correct. - The less good it is. And so, I do think maybe women appreciate that they don't know a lot about what Justin Herbert thinks. In my experience, I've spent like, really a lot of time around him, 'cause they just story on him in 2021, I think. - You, you had the anecdote that he returns his shopping carts all the time. And I went to Oregon for his golf tournament. I met his family, his lovely family. He is, like, I've been around introverted NFL players before he is another level. Like, in terms of just not, and I know it's some of its media he really does not, he's not comfortable with media. I think that's pretty obvious, but like, he is a quiet, quiet man. - I know, that was my impression is like, when you were talking about wife guys and how they pump up their wives or whatever, and like, talk about them and rave about that. And I'm like, I don't know if I've ever heard him say a damn word about Madison Beer. Not that I've been reading every single interview with him, but I will say like, they are pretty cute, hanging out, like, court side and all that stuff. Like, he's willing to go out in public with her and kind of make appearances and all that. - Which is big for him. - Yeah. Anyway, yeah, what do we got in terms of the comments here? - The comments? - Yeah. - So someone wrote, I showed Justin Herbert to my wife, and my wife said, "Hello, sailor. "Yes, please, sailor." (laughing) Someone wrote, "Herbord is heavily dependent "of what haircut he has at any given time, "but the current iteration is working. "Thank you, Madison Beer." Which was a heavy sentiment, was that Herbert's hair is volatile, but the number one, my favorite comment, someone wrote to Herbert was that, Justin Herbert looks like he could chop wood, build a cabin, fix a transmission, catch a fish with his bare hands, disappear into the wilderness for six months, come back with a beard and life lessons. - Yeah, there's a little bit of, you know the TikTok sensation Thor that just chops trees and stuff? There's a little bit of that going on, which you're like Herbert, everything he does, he's like, "Oh God." - Yeah, you ever seen train dreams? Like Herbert could have been train dreams. (laughing) - Right, he talked about as much as that guy does, too. (laughing) - I do that Herbert has the best hair. I think when it's right, Herbert has the best hair of any starting quarterback. - Do you remember when he shaved his hair? I think it was like maybe was it during the pandemic? - Yeah. - Infinite, or at least. (laughing) - Very full of supercuts, yeah. - The thing I find so funny about Justin Herbert is that, so he's been dating, it's quite a quick engagement now that I think about it 'cause I think they've been together for less than a year. But, you know, she's a pop star and they go places and like they go, you know, they go to court side, they're at restaurants, they're at events now. He still looks like everything he's wearing is free. (laughing) - That's great and great. - He's been zero glow up. I mean, it's like branded NFL sweatshirt. He's like, we're like, compressions on you. Like, kind of dating. (laughing) - A lot of the Ashrieger that's been delivered to his front door. - Oh, okay. - Like, I mean, I know we have a picture of him here in a suit, but he doesn't look comfortable. - No, but I do think, I think that plays into why Herbert is appealing. He's just like this quiet guy, this kind of meek fellow who kind of isn't interested in this whole thing. And it's why the whole relationship with Madison Beer I feel like came out of nowhere. 'Cause to be honest, he would have been like, in the bottom five of people I would suggest would date a pop star or I'm gonna date a pop star. - Right. - But he, you know, I think it's been a nice, it's been a nice, like, combination to two of them. 'Cause I think it felt unexpected. - We don't know how they met. - They get really rich and hot in Los Angeles. - Yeah, what's the, what's the, like, rich people, like, Tinder thing? - Raya, Raya. - I feel like when you're that famous, though, like, your agents set you up or you're-- - Right. Some of my people talk to you. - Like, someone's manager, we just got to someone's manager. Hey, she saw him on TV. - Hundred percent. - Sonny was cute getting his ass kicked behind that offensive line, you know. - Yeah, there's, yeah, he can fix him. Okay. Should we go to the top three? - Let's do it. - Yes, we should say Herbert was fourth, and our composite rankings are three of us. Justin Herbert is fourth. - That press gap was five. Going on now, the top three. This is where it really becomes a game here. So, before I say, does anyone have predictions here? Everyone seems to be dancing around it. - I mean, I think it's yeah. - Yeah. - Charlie Allen. - Oh. - You think it's bro over at, it's definitely Allen. - Oh, okay. - The top two are very clear to me. - Oh, I didn't. I thought we were talking about Allen and Hertz for the top two, but okay. - Really? - Oh, really? Oh, I assume bro and Hertz, my bad, my bad. - Well, we'll see. So, the number three hottest quarterback in the NFL. The seven have voted Joe Burrow. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh my god. - Yeah. - Josh Allen over Joe Burrow. - This is a huge, this is a Haley Steinfeld bump. - Yeah. - It's the Haley Steinfeld bump. - Scott Dabby. - Scott Dabby. - Daddy energy now. - I think two years ago, this is Josh Allen, and now it's Burrow because of Haley. - Or more correctly. Okay, let's get into it here. - Because of how Josh Allen is like, Haley Steinfeld, she's the light of my life, the mother of my, it's what I was talking about. - Life guy. - Where Joe Burrow always walks 10 feet in front of his rumored girlfriend. (laughing) - Oh, rumored girlfriend. - Rumored girlfriend. - Rumored, are punishing him for not being a boyfriend guy. - Wow, that's my theory. - I think Allen having the baby girl, I mean, like Josh, Joe Burrow's talking about his telescope and Josh Allen's talking about his honor. - He's talking about his crystals. - I mean, that is a separator right now. - Because we've learned what we've learned from the seven is that they appreciate a man who feels like an adult. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think. - And I think Josh Allen has that. - Are you comfortable saying what you texted to us when you showed the Josh Allen picture? - Let me set it up. I'm just gonna say, you set this in Instagram. It was Josh Allen talking about the feeling of holding his baby daughter in his arms and that feeling could never be replicated. And you wrote, and I quote, "A million ovaries just activated, watch it." - Activated. - I love that. - Okay, so in addition, I think, well, should we talk about Burrow or Allen here? I guess, Allen. - I think both. I think that this is the juxtaposition. This is the story of the love that, this is what we've learned from the excelsis. - I think Allen really benefits, because I have a list of pros and cons here. And I wrote, "Pros, the dad video I sent you." He just seems like a great hang. I think more than any of the other three in the top four. If I'm being honest. - I think Josh Allen is the nice guy in the frat in the movie and Joe Burrow could be the mean guy in the frat. (laughing) And I think that's the difference. - Josh Allen sticky up. - If I notes her pros for Josh Allen, I wrote, quote, "I probably would have let him cheat off me in high school because he gave me a cute nickname." (laughing) - I'm sorry. - Oh, that's good. - Do you want me to have the guy in election who runs for president Chris Klein? - Why is that? - No, who plays him in the election? Anyways, like the Jack, like the like sweet Jack who runs for president who's like a good guy, school president. You guys not seeing election? - I've seen election, yeah. I haven't seen that. I'm just gonna go along. - It was Chris Klein, yeah. - I think he has four quadrants approval. - Yeah. - So I think, so the, Wrinkler I want to give you is that, you know, I don't want to get two analytics heavy here, but Joe Borrow actually had slightly more first place votes than Josh Allen did, but Josh scored way higher when it comes to more consistent than the top five the top 10 and he did not have any top, one woman put Josh, or none of the seven people voting for this, put Josh Allen, it really below average, truthfully. And so I put the notes though do bear out what you're saying, which was based someone summed up really, really well with, is there a term for when you're hotter because of your wife? And it is. Yeah, he's clearly like in love with her. Yeah. There's so many funny comments. Can I read you some of the burrow stuff? Please do. Did anyone know that the 10 feet walking in front of his girlfriend thing? Does anyone know? No, but that's so good. Yes. Every dime. Okay. I will say that the burrow thing, I do think that when he did his stylist dress, a lot of women pointed this out. And the meaner, the thing that happened before is a lot of lesbians emailed us and said that they are attracted to Joe burrow. And I was unbelievable how I'm at it. At this point, I'm up to, we're almost that like double digit people have just commented up like, yep. And but the thing that the lesbians pointed out to me was that Joe burrow when he has his stylist dress him dresses like pagebackers, like really fashionably. And but that when Joe burrow dresses himself, he dresses like a 12 year old boy, which is like he wears a shirt that says taco cat backwards spells taco cat. And like, that's the guy who buys bat mobiles and buys his offensive lineman katanas. And I do think that's the separation. Joe burrow strikes me as like if he wasn't very good, like people's for like interpretation of his hotness would be very different. I don't think so. See, I think Joe burrow is like objectively much better looking than Josh Allen. Like just take out personality, wife, all of it. If you literally just put their faces next to each other, Joe burrow like clearly, maybe not clearly, but like there was a point where you could not avoid videos on TikTok about Joe burrow that made you feel like you'd be put on the if the eyeless like he he was so lusted ever after peak the summer. I turned pretty guys. Joe burrow was it was almost like who's benefiting more from the comparison Conrad or Joe burrow. That's all if it's his lane right there. Get in here. I have been trying to talk to them about Conrad from summer. I turn pretty like they're like the same guy and everything, including hot, slightly pathetic. It's incredible. The my favorite comment so a couple of the ones people wrote about your burrow is Joe burrow looks like Anakin from episode three on a good day, but Anakin from episode two on a bad day. Very specific. Love that. Good. But someone wrote burrow was hard to place due to the ever-changing hairstyle. I don't know if he's going to look like M&M or McCauley Culkin from home alone. That was what I was just going to mention. It's like I just have Joe burrow in Google images up here. And it's like he has a different haircut at every single picture. It's crazy. The longer sort of almost Herbert asked haircut to me is like the top one here, but I don't know. He's also to me, he's very, very Gen Z. He's almost in that Jackson Dart thing where I'm like, I don't I don't know what I would say. What's the average age of seven? There's a maturity to Josh Allen that I feel like burrow does it? We're also just assuming Josh Allen is second place. We don't know that. He should be first. There you are. If that's Allen, burrow would be easy to talk to. It's the person who should be in the first place. I might have to ask to be like removed from this podcast just because I don't want to be associated with the backlash. That's going to ensue. That's fair. One more note on burrow and Allen, I guess burrow because we've brought this up every every time we talk about guys very clearly has veneers. So he's not all natural. We've decided veneers are the boob jobs for men. I really enjoy your guys' discovery of veneers over this podcast. It feels like you learn a little bit more about them every episode. Somebody who works in television, I am around a lot of veneers. I won't name names, but it is crazy how rampant they are with and also the difference between veneers that are well done in veneers that are just, you know, Staphordian, if you will. How do you rank burrows veneers? Like at one to ten. I'm just going to have Aaron judge to ten. On a skit, like ten would be you can't tell, ten is you can't tell they're there. Like you can't really tell their veneers. One would be like Matthew Stafford. Like like like where like peak Miley Cyrus veneers. Okay, so yeah, sorry. Wenjo, I think he first got them after his rookie season because I remember the first time seeing him his face and like, whoa, that's different. And then they kind of feel like they've softened over time to the point where now you can look up, look up rookie year joe burrow face and then look up year two somehow. But I don't think he's grown into them a little bit. Yeah, his aren't his definitely are not agree. So wait, what we have that photo up? Hold on, while we have that photo up, I do want to mention a lot of women, and I think this may have been what punished him. My pet theory for the other reason joe burrow may have not come in the top two, is I think a lot of women googled the profile photo of him. And he gets done dirty by a lot of these photos because a certain half the women look at that photo we have up there. And you're in Spotify Netflix. You can watch the video of us. We have photos up. A lot of women said he looks like a serial killer. And only in like the head on shot, he kind of gets done dirty. Like every other photo of burrow is pretty good. But his head shots over the years are for whatever reason. Like they don't really do him any justice. I feel like Josh Allen has weird head shots too, though. If I remember correctly, because I had to pull I did a charity fundraiser and some bills fan requested Josh Allen's face on an actual buffalo. And I remember looking at all these head shots and thinking he kind of looks like the way my toddler draws people, which is just a circle with two big dots in his head shots. He does. Yeah, he does. I love a Josh Allen head shot. And you will see exactly what I'm talking about. There's a lot of room on that face. Oh my god. Yeah, I think, though, we should have seen this coming based on the way the seven has voted, they've seemed to have valued maturity and dad energy over maybe more stereotypical like vapid hotness stuff. And like burrows more Hollywood. He's more diva. He's got the fancy clothes. He's at the fashion shows. Josh Allen is like chopping wood in upstate New York. And people like that. I it retrospect the guy who bought a bat mobile in Katana's. I see how he's I'm like, I have nothing in common. I could not figure out what to talk to. He owns a Katana. That's half an hour of conversation. Just tell me about your sword. They were like, what kind of telescope did you buy? And he's like, I don't know. It's like a big one. He's like, he's like, it's cool though. Look at the galaxies. Not wrong. All right. Should we get to the should we get to the top two? Really? Yeah. Yeah. So now I think you announced you announced number one. So we're ready to talk about Trevor Lawrence now. Be the upset of the century. Yeah. Who's the biggest dark horse that could sneak in? Sam Darnell hasn't been mentioned. Sure. All right. It's time. The whole year has been built into this. The man taking Jimmy Garoppolo's throne as the hottest quarterback in the National Football League is none other than Jalen herds of the family. Okay. Thank you. Thank goodness. It's the right choice. Jalen herds received almost 45% of first place folks. He's a runaway. That's astonishing. I would like to just start by saying someone put Jalen herds is a 99 Madden rating on every hot metric. Hair, eyes, smile, confidence, swagger, teeth, voice, and disposition. Disposition vibe. He's kind of quiet. The comments, the vibe from the seven on Jalen herds, if I could summarize them is basically he is basically perfect looking and chisels from Marble. He is an all women management team on agents and marketing and everything that goes a long way and he doesn't speak, which seems to be a huge plus. Yeah. So I have a take, I don't know, it takes that hurts. First of all, obvious choice. Good work seven. No one, I don't think I do. It's kind of like Jimmy Grappler was so objectively the hottest, not just quarterback, but like player and football, that it was kind of comforting to not have to debate it at the time. And it was actually so hot, it was freeing for men to talk about how hot he was. When you reach a level where men are just comfortable being like, damn, that's a good looking dude. I feel like Hertz is close to that, not quite, but almost there. And it's funny because he's one of the most polarizing quarterbacks terms about we debate him on about his football. But as far as his looks go, this just feels right, it feels true, it feels irrefutable. One note I have on Hertz is as someone who is about a decade older than him. And I don't, again, I don't know the breakdown of the voters, the seven or whatever. It feels easier to talk about his looks because he is spiritually 45. So I'm not like, that's a child. He's not what he's like 28. I'm just, he's just like an old man in every, he's, you know, he dresses like he's 27, he turns 28 next week. Okay, well, he's, you know, he's, they always say he's like 90s fine, like he looks like he's from like a 1990s sitcom. He's just, you know, old. I think he's objectively the best looking man on this list, Like, just on paper. black and white he is by far has all of the most attractive qualities. I do think the only downside I would say I was talking to my wife Liz about the top four, she picked Josh Allen I think because of just personality and vibe she was like Jalen hurts objectively extremely hot seems kind of boring. Yeah, it is kind of a testament to his hotness that he's so easily number one despite not. Seating that like fun. The thought that I really the my favorite comment on Jalen hurts. I will just read you it for a bit because I thought it was just absolutely breathtaking. So I wrote Jimmy Garoppolo is the kind of hot that get you a lead role in multiple hallmark holiday movies unequivocally handsome and rugged but ultimately approachable. Jalen hurts is the kind of hot that get you a lead role in a prestige HBO series smoldering polished impervious to bad lighting or the sands of time. He could he could walk runways he can get a designer fragrance ad they are not the same. But I would like to refute it Jim Garoppolo is not approachable. I for the first time I was the Miami Super Bowl the COVID Super Bowl when it was Niners chiefs right. Yeah, like I went to media day. I was there early for some reason when he so it's a lot of people who don't usually cover these teams at these media days when he came out. You could feel everyone's like breath briefly. I haven't interviewed or anything. I've just been around. I've been in his presence. So I can't answer that he looks the same in person. So he doesn't it's not like he's a you know better or worse. I do think he benefits from being a great wife guy though to go back to what I said earlier he got married to like a beautiful accomplished woman and seems to love her very much. And that also might be some points in his favor with these women. Dress is really nicely understated but very fashionable. I was going to add that yeah good fashion good style dress is great maybe we say that Jalen hurts has aura but perhaps not charismatic. I think the key the number one key with Jalen hurts is you have to the reason I think he's trended a little down last year was because the season was bad but when Jalen hurts is smiling it's unrivaled like Jalen hurts that you have to find a photo of hurts when he's smiling. Yeah, because his that every every almost every single time you just put that up and I just I don't talk. Like a knee jerk. You can't help it. It's magnetic. Jalen hurts is so hot he could pull off a beret. Yeah, he's he someone wrote he smells expensive. You smell terrific. So I think this is the right choice I had Jalen hurts was my number one as well I think it's the right it's it's unequivocal. Meena, did you have hurts one bro to I did yeah I had hurts one bro to I that is I'm legitimately shocked by burrow and you know what maybe the seven are a little bit ahead of the NFL commentary yet and thinking burrows shouldn't die on that Super Bowl run anymore years of past step it up feels like they're like what have you done for me lately Joe. Total as we're still ranking him very high. I do think that it's a testament to how it's not just about looks this hottest. Do we think we're going to hear from Jalen hurts will he comment on this high fits you think. Being annoying to the hottest quarterback in the league maybe he'll be asked about it and then he'll just stare. Like how do you feel after winning the Super Bowl he's not going to comment on this. I believe she that hurts is not even confirmed whether he's put his Super Bowl ring on which. Which of the quarter x do you think is most likely to be aware of his ranking on this list. Oh, I have to say shit. I feel like he's kind of in the mix probably knows what's going on Jackson dark came in at 16. He's probably a little upset about that probably thought he deserved top 10. Yeah, he's like I thought I proved it last year. Those five games that was great. Yeah, this is I think this is a pretty solid list in the top force correct quibble with burrow Allen but they got the number one right. So the full list just just so people understand so the number one hottest quarterback we have Jalen hurts Josh Allen the shocker is number two burrow at three Justin Herbert four. Jack Prescott rounds out the top five and then the top 10 two at six Jordan love Shadour Sanders Caleb Williams Baker at round at the top 10 and then we've got Matt Stafford, Bryce Young, Brock Burty, Jaden Daniels, Tyler, Chuck Jackson, dark. Mina, are there any any other parting thoughts you have for us as we've done this exercise to just rank in our quarterbacks. The only clear out my notebook here the only thing I didn't mention was after going through your list looking at their photos and thinking through it. And I don't think this is just my age talking here. We're living in a moment where NFL coaches are hotter than NFL quarterbacks. Oh, I totally think you're right. Maybe you're next ranking just saying we have discussed that for next summer. I think the question is, can we make it to next summer? I know, should we do it in August? Yeah, the people are going to demand it. Mina, you're going to have to come back for that. Yeah, I've always got a lot of takes. There's a couple. Mike McCarthy is looking good at training camp. Sure. Just going to say it. I have one final question though. So there was a time I would say when Tom Brady probably for most of his career was considered top three hottest quarterback in the NFL. Maybe number one for many people. But when he got drafted, I don't think anybody would have said that. So it took some time, whether that's just from getting more in shape and some baby fat or other things he got a lot hotter. Some other things. Yeah. Mina, is there anyone right now that you are like is not even top 10? Yeah. You think has a shot five years from now to be a Tom Brady. Who's two years away from being two years away? I'll mention the guy who I have interviewed who's on your list, but outside the top 10. I could see Tyler Schuck aging really well. Oh, wow. Yeah. Interesting. But yeah, I don't know if he's as likely to invest in himself the way Tom Brady did. So I don't know. Maybe he wouldn't be my pick as most likely to do that. But I do think he's one where, I mean, I'm saying aging really well. He's already RH right now. Hey, but he is one where I think as he gets a little bit older, I think he might crack the top 10. I had it. I had him in the top 10. He was one of, I was like way off from these other two guys on that one. Interesting. Yeah. I think he's he's ruggedly handsome. He'll be okay. And a blonde. I gotta say for blonde men out there, what a showing. I mean, you have, you have burrow. You have herburt. You have Schuck. Not bad for blonde men. I think sometimes get a bad rep, you know. Jared golf is Jared golf blonde. Yeah, Jared. Yeah. Jared golf sufferers from the fact that he looks kind of like Ryan Gosling, but like on Quayludes or something like. Right. Like if Ryan Gosling had two other brothers like the Hemsworth, Jared golf would be one of them. Right. Meena, thank you so much for coming on. This has been a joy. And now I, we couldn't have done this without you for being totally honest. No, stop, stop. Shout out to the seven. Shout out to you guys. Podcast is great. I actually think I'm talking about real quarterbacks. Er, not real quarterbacks, but actual football. Quarterbacks through an actual football lens on Bill's pod this week. So, uh, this is a nice. Yeah, Neil from here asked Bill who he thinks the hottest quarterback is. Okay. I will. His, his, what is this max of magazine line was pretty good. Yeah, I like damn. We kind of are. Drake made it and cracked the top 16, did he? No. Drake made it was an honorable bench. He came in 20th. Meena, where would you have Trevor Lawrence? That was kind of like a controversy. There's some people that think he's hot. Um, I saw, I think a post at one point that said Trevor Lawrence likes like a horse made a wish to become a human. I was never really going to get that out. I had. I'm not criticizing his looks. I'm just referencing a post that I'm not being able to get out of my head. Right. Right. So that's all. Yeah. That was emailed to us as well. That post. Awesome. Man. Where did where did Lawrence rank? Can you say? Uh, well enough that I think we agreed it would be insulting. I was like, maybe this is Trevor's tear. I'm like. Uh. I, I, I, we, we, we, we get a tool 32 and then we were kind of like, is that a bad thing? It's not really the spirit of what we're going on. Yeah. We want to celebrate good looking men. Right. Positiveity. Awesome. All right. Meena, thank you so much. Must be 21 plus and present in select states. for Kansas in affiliation with Kansas Starkistino or 18 plus in present in DC Kentucky or Wyoming gambling problem call 1-800 gambler or 1-800 my reset call 1-888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org/chat and Connecticut or visit mdgamblinghelp.org in Maryland hope is here visit gamblinghelplinema.org or call 800-327-5050 for 24/7 support in Massachusetts or call 1-877-8 hope-NY or text hope-NY in New York for Louisiana call 1-877-770-7867