The Hawaii Interrogation

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You know, I shot a special for Hulu and I'm going to go one strong tour before the special airs. I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, etc. Go to bobbylee.live to get your tickets. What I'm saying to you is this, and don't interrupt me. Okay, please, I beg of you. Okay, is that yes you, Juliana, because I view you guys as like my daughters. So it's like I'm asking Kaliila, "Are you," you know what I mean? As a Sarah, like my ex-wife, right? Vetting. You know what I mean? These guys that she's dating is what I'm saying. I don't think that's how you should do it. I don't think there's a way to vet anyone off of a dating profile. So therefore you make other plans to make sure that she's physically safe, right? Because for all we know, I could show up. Okay, I'll give you one better. Okay. Which, by the way, I'm not too happy about. These are the rules. I said, you go to this specific place, you log into your Wi-Fi, you let me know you're there, and you do not leave the confines of this. You have an hour with this person to get to know each other, and that's it. You do not leave. What if she says this? What if she says like, "No, we're going to go to his place." Oh, then she can. She knows. Esa knows that I am nice until the rules are broken. Okay. Is that a rule broken? Yeah, it's an absolute hell of a hell of a hell of a hell to me. It's absolutely no. If anything has to do with her safety, it's a fuck. And then what if she goes, "I don't care. I think he's hot." If you're a girl and find your own way back home, you take it, get a roof over your head, you're on your own. If you want to risk your life, it's not going to be on my watch. Yeah. So call your mom, let her know your plans, because like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or call Tito Bobby, maybe he might, but she would never. She's not like that. Yeah, you can call me. What would you do? A thumbs up emoji. Yeah. He doesn't even reply to me. I've tried sending him real, he doesn't even reply to me. But what's great about Esa is that. That's so rude. You never reply to me. I don't think I ever have a number saved. No, I messaged you on Instagram. I even wished you. I don't follow you, do I follow you? I think you do. But I wish you happy birthday ones, and I never got a reply. Okay, could I just say something? All right. When it's my birthday, you know how many messages I get? I'm sorry to brag. Is that a bragging thing? You're a piece of. You said that you never got her. You just said that you never got her. You said that, but she knows. She knows, okay? All right. I did see the picture of the guy, and he was like cute, and he seemed like nice. What color? He was Mexican. That's all right, yeah. That thumbs up with that. And then, and then, the one thing I love about her, which she doesn't do ever, is she hunks the horn. Esa's like, "Hey, this is what I'm up to. This is what I'm going to wear. This is who I'm meeting, and this is where I'll be. This one? Esa just likes to share it. I like to. She likes to share after the fact. Yeah, after, after. I like to share after. But no way. So you share before the fact when you have no information. Yeah. And you share after. After everything. Yeah. I have to say that I think that you, Juliana, what? What needs to take a step back. Step back for what? Go into the rave the two in the morning. What? You're going to rave, Juliana? She goes to. This is what she says. You don't know about this? I don't know about the rave. It's like. No, it's like. I know about the white guy. Not like shocking. I said it! No, no. This is what she does. It's midnight. I go, "Where are you going?" She goes downtown. Right? I'm like, "What's downtown?" She's like, "A club." And I go, "I'm going." She's like, "No." She won't let me go. You should just show up as a kid. I know. And she says, "If I show up, she says you'll leave." Or like, "Don't talk to me." Yeah, "Don't talk to her." Just avoid. We got to avoid. So Tito Bobby just next to you. No. I know. I know. I know. Yeah, yeah. And she says that I'm too old to go to a club. Yeah, why would you be at the club? You're 50-something. This rule about like age and club is so fucking crazy to me. It's 21 and up. It's 24 and down. (laughter) You know what I mean? There's no rule like that. Okay, so. It's America. I can go wherever I want to go. I'm going to defend you. I am going to defend you in that. They don't know how to club. They don't know how to. Our generation knows how to club, though. I'm not sure you do, but. Why? I am club fucking finale. I've never seen you do it. I know, but in my 20s, you have a club king. Are you really going to do it? I've got a Joseph's. You walk into. You walk into the club. What's your first. Well, first, I go to the. When there's a line, three mile line, right? Yeah. I go straight to the front. Yeah. And I know the fucking. I remember his name, Joseph. Dorsif? Okay. It was Dorsif. (laughter) All right. Dorsif. (laughter) What's up, Dorsif? Dorsif, right? Dorsif. And he lets me ride in, right? Let's you ride in. (laughter) In your car? I'm a horse. (laughter) Yeah. A pony. I have a. (laughter) It's small enough to get through the corridor. You ride in your pony and then what? Yeah. And then what I do is, oh, there's Timberlake. Oh, ew! That makes you sound. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like dancing next to Timberlake. There's what's the guy from American Idol. Simon Cowell? No, the gay guy. Randy Jackson. What? Clay Aiken. Oh, how did you know that's who he was thinking about? I've seen those everything, dude. He's shocked all day, dude. Okay. So, you know what I mean? Clay Aiken is there. You're back then. It was like a different crew. Okay. And so it's like, I would go there every Monday. Every Monday? Every Monday. Yeah, it was. No, it was there. That's not right. I feel like the club is closed. No, no, no. That's the only night-jorse of this. (laughter) It's the only night-jorse of what's there. Because if the person's not there, I have to wait in that long line. Yeah. Yeah, so I would go Monday, but still Pat. I feel like my 20s, the full club scene is something they'll never experience. Because it's like we were there with our little bandage dresses, six-inch heels fighting for our lives at the club. And just like having. Because no one was videoing. No one was on their phone. Everyone was just literally being a disaster. Yeah. All in the privacy of our own friends. And I do. They'll never have that. They'll never have what we have. They'll never have it. Yeah, yeah. So, but do you know that she goes out late at night? I think I know. Well, she shares her location with me, but I have never checked it once. Can you believe that? Yeah, keep checking it. I have never, I never gonna share it to you. I know you're just gonna be asking. You're just gonna be texting me all night. Yeah, yeah, like, why are you there? So. Yeah. Well, because I'll tell you why. What are you gonna do? If she's like, okay, I'm out with this guy and we're in his room, what're you gonna do? I'm gonna say who, I mean, I would be like, who is, well, she's not gonna tell me anyway. But if she did, I'd like, who the fuck is this person? You know what I mean, how do you know this person? Where are you, what's happening? But I know what she's doing. Have you ever heard of the term catching prints? You know, tell me about it. Is it young terms? It's like, you're gonna love, yes. Oh, it's like a new thing. Are we cooked? Yeah, you're cooked. I need you to stand up though. I think you're cooked for this one, show it, show it, show it. Okay, so listen to this. Okay, so I actually think it applies more to like gay men, but gay men have mastered the art of catching print. And there's a guy on TikTok who explains it per cat. We're catching prints or prints. Prints, prints. Like the print of, of like a marked print. Oh, I also think I can go about the guy from Minnesota. Well, he always gotta go back to Minnesota. Prints. Yeah, anyway. So this guy explains what catching print is. And catching print is basically looking at a man's area when he's clothes, when he has jeans, sweats, whatever. And depending on where the peak is, either an A cup, a B cup, or you skip C and you go to D cup. What are the cups? What do you mean? Since A, we can look at how big your penis is based on the print of this area. Okay, so A is good? A is no good. Oh, he's good. B is small. B is perfect. He's a husband day. All right. Prints me. Prints me. You're not saying that to your nieces. Can I tell you a little bit? Okay, so you see his peak right there in the very middle. It's way above his balls. And that's not a good sign. So, okay, so how it works is the peak has in relation to where the ball sat in. So the higher the peak, the smaller the dick. The lower the peak and closer to the ball sack, the bigger the penis. Just say A. Just say A. I don't know. Just say A. I don't think there's anything wrong with any size, by the way. Yeah, yeah. But I. Oh, let me ask, you've seen it live in action. So. All right, so you've seen it live in action, right? Is it still A? I think it's more like. Can the print be different from the live version? Can they be like B minus? Can someone help me? I would say like a B minus, yes, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I also have dick amnesia. It's okay. No, can I tell you something that's so real? Yes, it's okay. I fought. I literally don't remember. I have dick amnesia. I don't remember anyone. Oh, 10 years of dick amnesia. I remember nothing. 10 years of dick amnesia. Wow. Oh, yeah, yeah. What? What is that? That's sad. Yeah. A quarter of your life, dick amnesia. I think that's what happens, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will say though, this isn't a thing girls have historically done. Is catch print? I think it's a gay men usually are better at this. Yeah. But now I'm looking. Now since I've been. Guess what? What? Guys catch print, too. Guy. Yeah. Yoga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yours is a hovel. I call yours via this. I said B minus. All right. All right. All right. It's like fucking deli sandwich. Oh my God. You have that feel. Not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not bad. I think that you got really sad about B minus. So like, what do you want to hear? Not B minus is fine. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A, you know, is. I don't have to go to Turkey and get a surgery, I think. I don't think all surgeries are done in Turkey. I'd go somewhere else. That's for the hair. It's a cheap way. Cheapest way. Hair, yeah, hair. Oh, where do I go to get surgery? What country is the best place? Thailand. Yeah, maybe Thailand? You think Thailand. Yeah. Yeah. I also just want to publicly apologize to Gilbert for all the years. We made fun of you for being uncircumcised. Why? Because I really think that that's the way to go. I think that anything outside of that is like genital mutilation without consent. Yeah. So. This is the dumbest. You want to go there? I'm just saying. Yeah. His looks like a scared turtle. It doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that. But what I'm saying is. I don't think he knows. I don't think he understands. I don't think he knows what I'm uncertain. Yeah. I've seen him at the spa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it looks like a scared turtle. It's in the shell. I don't think so. Not when it's fully erect, Bobby. It's out of its chief. I've never seen it fully erect. You know, guys know what other guys aren't. We know. We know? Yeah. It's an instinct. How? Based on what? I think it was the way we. When someone one guy matches it, that they are not uncircumcised, there's a smirk that goes around the room. We all kind of nod. I swear to God. Alex. Alex. Oh, I'm surprised. Lift got a coaster. Yeah. David's shell. We called it the bow tie boys. Let me ask you something. Is there. I don't even know what he said. Bow tie boys. Oh, bow tie boys. You guys. That's what you guys are so close. Is that what separates between you and I? That we can't get close? We need to grow a little bit. I got to grow the skin over the. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, anyway. I didn't have a choice on that matter. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait. Are we celebrating your birthday here? Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. 18 years old. How's the. What are you getting at her, man? Well, he got her something huge. Yeah, crazy. Crazy big. He doesn't even remember. What are you gonna give you? Coachella. Are you kidding me? Coachella. You got her. Coachella. Oh, that's right. Fuck. I remember I have to go through that thing. You have to go. You have to go. Can I tell you why you have to go? Yeah, I'm not going. No, no, no. You're going to go. Carlos is going to go. I know, but. No, Carlos. Carlos Herrera's are going. I'm not going. No, you have to. I don't want to go. The strokes, David Byrne. Even if you don't care about Sabrina Carbunter and other stuff, there are cool bands still there. But what am I going to do during Sabrina Carbunter? You can leave. We can leave. You can only. You can go for just the bands that you like, even if they're in the day and then go home. I'm going to do that. They just Sabrina Carbunter. I'm going to go home. I just want to see me walk out. I'll make a face. I'll be up. Silly. No, I'm just. I don't know where. I'm sure she's very talented. She's really talented. Yes. But, Esa, that's your birthday gift to her. Remember, she asked for it last family app and you gave her other gifts. But that's huge is what we're saying. Free rent. Oh, my God. No. Cash. Yeah, yeah. It was a great, better than something would say. Yeah. She was really happy about that. She came in and she's like, "Bah!" Did the Barbie gave me 200 bucks? I got to go buy an outfit. Yeah. That was for your fucking phone. She got that, she did. She did? Yeah. Yeah, but she needs more. Let me say something. She needs more, what do you call it? Data. Well, I sent them on her birthday. You can tell them what you did. So, we went to, we went to this fancy restaurant. Which one it was called? A strip steak. We went there at the first night we were here. It was really good. It was really good, right? Yeah. And then we went to a live show. A live show right after. What live show? It was called Secret Spot. And then I wanted to stay like for so long. Who played? It was. It's a little friend. Yeah. We're really good though. You don't even know the name? I wasn't there. I just gave them my credit card. What's the name of the bank? It was good. It was good. It was good. Yeah. What kind of music? Like covers. That's an argument that. From the creator John Wick and nobody comes to a new movie, Normal. A double-barrel shotgun blast. A pure man. And you know what, Tiger Belly? 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I'm like I question like How does it feel? It's like to me it felt like you mean a comedian telling somebody else's jokes, you know I mean, but when they actually saw them play I was like holy shit. They're so good, you know I mean and you know to me it's like no, it's a valid form of expression in art and It's they were so good like it sounded even at times better than the original or whatever And they're super entertaining and they're wearing wigs, you know me and they're having a blast and the audience loves it And I think that it's a good thing. So I'm not you know, I mean, I'm sure they were really good They were really they played all the classics like can you tell me a song that they played they did love I buy the green Yeah, what the fuck is that probably doesn't have the green is yeah, is there a brown or no? They're brown. Oh, they're brown. Yeah, so it's a band called the green, but they're brown. They've been around forever They have such like so good. Yeah, really really It's something that you think that I would like because you know my taste. No, absolutely not Because I think you're you know, it's so funny. We actually I remember there was this one song by It's a junior Mervin song. I think it's called it's police and thieves and you To tell me that if this is a song by the clash and I was like, no, this is a junior Mervin song That's because you do not respect reggae. You do not respect Sorry, what did I play in the fucking car? You're such a fraud. You're fraud. You're a fraud Your cavernous fraud. You're a fraud. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. But was it like his playlist? Yep, or just the radio no, I put it on Who was it? Who was it? Bob Arley. Oh, even this Bob Marley of oh King of reggae of course, of course, but he's easy If you preferred any reggae, you're on an island. You can pick one reggae artist. Who would you pick? There's so many. I mean, there's a lot you just betrayed me so badly. I'm never using your studio Yeah, this is the lesson you ever see me I'll tell you that okay So Bob Marley makes sense of course because he's like so universally loved right but I'm just saying like The vast majority of other stuff that I've had you listen to you're just like novice isn't for me And then we got into that big conversation because you're like oh, it's just to me It sounds so unoriginal and then you fought me about the police and thieves song which you were like this is the clash And I was like no, it's not and because you have no respect for the classics Okay So much so unravel here, right? Because I'm trying to get my emotions under control And I'm trying to be mindful and respectful. Okay, fuck you Fuck off, right? Yeah, you're right about that Because I didn't know that it was a cover Right, and I think that when I it's not that I didn't have respect for reggae. I always have to win The the argument. Yeah, you know, I mean so it's like it's so I think that in that specific case I was trying to win an argument Okay, not that I was like disparaging a genre of music. Mm-hmm. Okay. I believe you. Yeah It's just it doesn't it doesn't tickle your soul in a way. It does tickle my skulls. It's all your skull All right Tickles your hole. Yeah And um, you know My friend and I got on a fight the other night About spirituality I Yeah, yeah, and I take the opposing thing, you know me and I have such a contrarian to the point where it's like It's almost better that you don't talk to him about anything that you want him to agree with Just take the opposing stance so that the stance he will counter with is the stance you actually believe in Yeah, just trick him and so when he says no, I believe this and you're like, you know, yeah, you're right Then because otherwise like all being like around you and you're such a contrarian is exhausting. You do that with Mama What do I do? Give one of some of the things like movies No, like the biggest one was um, oh, I just uh, I know what you're talking about. It's the lighting if he's yeah Yeah, but I like lighting fires you could see in his eyes like he was just having so much fun But I was screaming at my mom. Yeah, yeah, I like there was a you know how like If you could describe somebody by like a title of a book Bobby would be little fires everywhere By selection. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, yeah, you like to just light it up. Yeah, I like lighting it up. Yeah, it's fun Really? Yeah, it's it's fun. Not if it's serious. It's not fun Like if somebody had like a disease You know me Yeah, let's make a let's make a disease. Uh, he has a club area Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what Cliferia does is is that you don't mean your nose falls off Yeah, and one eyebrow Right only one Right, and then and then you know, they're that hand is always shaka But both hands always does that right? Okay, that sounds like arthritis That's what I would say like rheumatoid arthritis dude. You have arthritis. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and also it's like you know me wash your nose In your face you know me You wouldn't fall off if you wash your nose What is this anymore? Look at her face, dude, it's dumbfounded right now Yeah, like I would do that even though I would believe that he does have Cliferia's yeah, I mean I Yeah, you know, like one eyebrow cup. Yeah, yeah, why'd you shave that dog? It just fell off. I mean no dog you shaved it. Yeah, yeah, just to you know, I mean light a little fire But I feel like the people know that I'm lighting the fire though Yeah, we do Yeah, so that's yeah, but you know that I'm lighting a fire Yeah, but mama doesn't and she's like So she just agrees with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah because she really believes in my fires Yeah, you know your mom's like oh she's like a fire, you know, I mean I'm gonna like one or put more gasoline on it Yeah, yeah, but um Yeah, but I don't think that I do it if I'm brand meeting somebody for the first time. I don't have fires You know, I mean it's like I um I wait until they know that I light fires Do you know you don't know because I feel as though it's 50-50 There are times where you meet someone for the first time and they I'm always like I hope that they know He's Bobby Lee because he's about to say some shit. That's like so like it's the word off color That I hope they know he's joking and sometimes you you take a shot you take a swing And you miss and I look at the person and I'm like he's a comedian He's he's just joking and then I I feel like last night. We had that last night. There was a moment of I could have died So you see what I'm saying? So what happened was we were walking down the street and there was a man, right in a full blown like um suit, but it was like a black suit, right and it was like Adority black but he was a young Mexican guy, right? He had mascara, long hair, right? And a little bit of rouge, you know what I mean? And a little bit of maybe like lip lipstick, right? Yeah. And he goes, are you Bobby Lega? Are you a vampire? Right? Yeah. And there was a second, right? And then another lady walked by, I go, I go, have you ever met a Hawaiian vampire? Right? And I could tell there was a second where I like am I gonna get punched in the face? But he goes kind of get a photo, you know what I mean? Because Hawaiian vampires love me. And that's what you have to do. I mean, that's the point, that's a swing though. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not a swing, dude. Hawaiian werewolves and Hawaiian vampires. The zombies don't like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also the mummies. The Hawaiian mummies, they don't like me. But I know my demographic. Yeah, I know my demographic. And Hawaiian vampires are Hawaiian werewolves like me. Okay. And I've seen the Hawaiian werewolves as well. They're more inland in Ireland. But anyway, what's so uncomfortable? But you knew who you were. So I feel like that's a safe interaction. Oh, yeah, I would never like if he was sitting next to me in an elevator, he didn't know why I was like, I didn't go, are you a Hawaiian vampire? That would be insane. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be absolutely insane. Well, sometimes you do take those swings and I'm like terrified to be around you. Like usually I just look the other way. When was the last swing you all took on a joke in public? Do you remember? And you were so embarrassed. She sees it all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now that you know, you've been friends for a long time. How far away do you stay away from him at the TSA line? She knows, she knows about it. I just turn and stuff like I'm not with him. Okay, great. That's the tactic I use as well, which is like, right, pretend like we're not here together, right? Perfect. Perfect. That's how I did it. That's how I survived. And she's just, you know, doing the same thing. It's the only way to be around you in the airport. Truly, you're like just. I like, I don't like control. I think to behold. I don't like control. And I'll tell you this, my friend Ramsey told me a secret. And I do the Ramsey Badaui secret, which is when you go to the, you know, you have to show your ID at that checkpoint and then we need to take a photo, right? I go, no, it's illegal. What did they say? They go, all right. Really? You can say no to that. Yeah, yeah. Well, he says, um, I probably, he says something like very, like, um, attorney like or law like, you know, I mean, like I withdraw my, you know, he says something. Does he do it for fun? No, he, he, no, well, he's, you know, Persian. So he doesn't want to. Oh, that's right. Right. So he goes, I, I mean, I mindfully and thoughtfully, you know, I mean, we'll not participate in this, you know, have you done that though? I go, no. Yeah. And what did they say? They have to go, I, yeah. That's good to know. Yeah, it's good to know. I mean, they don't, what are you, what, what's going on here? You're taking my photo? Why? Yeah, I mean, let's get back to the girl. So let's, let's grill them. Yeah, yeah. So, um, how many dates have you been on, Esa? I've been on two. Which one did you like the most? Which two? Who was the other one? The white guy. I didn't know about him. Oh, okay. So here's the thing. The girls are dipping their toes into the white sands this year. It's what we're calling white sand. I've always put into white sand. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a white sand. You like, Ozzy, like white sands? He's so political this guy. Yeah. But not all sands are the same. I'm a black sand. No way, not all sands are the same. Okay, good. I'm a black sand beach kind of girl. I like dark sand. I know you do. Yeah. You like dark sand. Dark. Yeah. Yeah. Big pebbles. I like yellow sand. Little pebbles. Yeah. Little grains of sand. Yeah, yeah. Wait, you went on a date with a white sands? Yeah, but I met him at the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are some white sands like? He's taller. He has a. White sands usually they are. He has a mustache. White sand, mustache, yeah. And he seemed nice. Yeah. I understand. And then she has another crush on Ireland. What do you mean? Just, you know, yeah. Just a crush. A crush on on an island? On brown sands. On brown sands. Yeah. No, you don't got it. But he's a he's a he's a yeah, like a little star athlete. Is he, let me ask you, can I ask you a specific? He's a black sand or brown sand. I like, I literally, I have dipped all my toes into all the sands. Oh, like that image, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beaches in Nigeria. Beaches in Nigeria. Beaches in Argentina. Beaches in Long Beach, I say. So you've been all over the world. And they're cute. They're cute. You have pee in. You've been struggling with the effing. Don't be rude. I have a facial impediment so I can say it. Yeah, Harvey Dent. All right, so you, you like sands from all over the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you? I like all two. You like all sands. Yeah. But like sands nice, huh? Yeah, I mean, with the blue ocean. Yeah, you can see the, you can see the pink coral. I ever went away. Do not, the ocean doesn't have pink coral. I have, look at the coral in my neck. Exactly. Like that. That's what I'm saying. It's Mediterranean. Yeah, I love Mediterranean, pink coral. Pink, it's orange. Whatever it is. It's coral coral. Yeah, to me, it's pink. Let's move on from that then. Pink coral is really pretty though. It is very pretty in the blue, in the white sands. That's all time. The blue is the blue eyes. You know, yeah, yeah, the sands is the color of the skin. Yeah, and the coral is whatever it might be. Whatever you interpret the coral, whatever you interpret the coral to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, so you like all sands. So you're, you have a crush on brown sand right now. What's going on? Does he know you exist? Um, he knows. Yeah, I just don't get him. What kind of ass? There's like football. I play everyone plays football. Yeah, just guess. Yeah. Robbie, the biggest go ahead. Yes, he already knows. What is it? Oh, let me try to guess. We'll buy your fan. Basketball. Oh, fuck. Oh, I know, I know that new slapping you have seen thing that they do. The power slap. Yeah. Diving, diving, diving, diving, diving. Yeah, I know what it is. volleyball. Yes, volleyball. volleyball. He's a professional volleyball. Are we going to UH game? Later. Okay. Nice. That seems like a sport that I wouldn't like to go live. It's super fun. Oh my gosh. We've been going. It's so cool. You should go tonight, Bobby. You wait just you it's so good and fun and exciting. Yeah, packed. Packed. You guys are going. Yeah, yeah, you're going to. I know. At our hotel, there's a lot of Japanese. You have a problem with that? Well, a lot of them. I love that seg. Oh, yeah, the segway. Yeah. Well, I'm on Lexa Pro. So my segues are off. Sorry. Lexa Pro, the anti-signification. Yeah, yeah. Why can't come either? You know that, right? I know that feeling. Yeah, yeah. It's terrible. That's our ice for a long time. It's terrible. And I it's like you want to have sex and it feels good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that you will eventually get there. Just give it more time. I don't know. What are you on at 10 milligrams? 5 10. Yeah, you're good. You're going to get it back. It just it's just takes a while. But it really is helping with everything. It's what I hear with the room and thoughts. It's like like 70% gone. Really? Yeah. It really helps with that. It's it's really interesting. Like so stuff that I would be jealous of, you know, because I get jealous. Yeah. And I go, what the fuck? Right? Right. I don't it's like a second and then it's gone rather than like if I if I get jealous and then two hours and we'll go by three hours and I'll still think about it. Yeah. You know, one of the new jealousies that was a second. But I know that if I wasn't on Lexa Pro, I would dwell on it for three days is do you remember? Macon text is me. Remember I helped you with this audition, right? And we worked out it for a day. Well, this is it. It was Rory Skowl that got it. It said HBO Steve Carell thing. Yeah. And you know, I mean, I don't know to make because I think he's against me. But for a split second, I'm like, but then I watched the clip and I'm like, he did such a better job than I did in the audition. Yeah. You know, I mean, he's such a great actor. He's such a great stand up, he's so likable, and I was just like, yeah, fuck it, you know what I mean? But I think that I would have been like dwelling on it for days maybe. Yeah. You know, I can now watch myself in things, because I've watched my special a couple of times through, which is a miracle. Wow. It's a miracle. Because you know, remember when we went to the reservation dogs premiere, I had to walk out of the room when my scene was going to come up. Remember? And I watched from the side almost, but I'm like, oh, it's pretty good to set back down. You're also just very much a part of the process. Like you've been sending me like different fonts, different opening like clips and montages. Yeah. And those are things that you would not have participated in at all. You would have been like, whatever, whatever, like, you know, not want to see it at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like that's really cool that like you're like, well, I said you awful things too. I can't even watch like fake animal abuse, because I was like, I don't think this show is for me after that scene, because I was like, I cannot watch like an animal fake die. I mean, I've said this before on this podcast, and it's the movie signs. There's, I love that movie, but, but it's like, there's a scene where they board up the house and they hear their dog getting murdered by an alien, you know what I mean? And in my mind, I was like, he comes in before the kids. Together. No, for first. No, together. Maybe together. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying, he's a part of like, you know what I mean? I'm a fluffo. Yeah. You mean get in, right? They should have. Yeah. They should have died. What do you mean? The family. The family was dead. You think so. Yeah. Yeah. They left their dog outside. Yeah. You die too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they hear it getting slaughtered. And it's like, why would anybody, you know what I mean? Yeah. Any animal, you know, when they, you know what I mean? Which makes me think that M. Night Shyamalan is not an animal lover. Yeah. Because it's like, a true animal lover won't take like, like creative liberties to make an animal die outside, like that, like that, that makes me no joy as someone watching a movie. Yeah. The redemption would be like, oh my god. He got in last minute. Yeah. And here he is with us. Like, that's such a more feel good. I, I re watched 2014 Godzilla. Uh huh. And there's a scene. And I went with Motto. What's his name? Yeah. Motto, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is a motto. Yeah. Those two. Which one is this? Mothra. Oh, Mothra. Yeah. Motto. Motto. We watching the movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. The one with Brian Cranston. I like that one. So, yeah. So, there's a scene in Hawaii. When, when a tsunami is coming in. Well, it's really Godzilla rising. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a family at the Hilton. Which is, by the way, right? Uh, a human death trap. The Hilton Hawaii. The Hilton Village. Just imagine staying at the Hilton. In Waikiki. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a nightmare for me, I think. One time you were in line because, uh, one of your jobs put you at the Hilton. Oh, it's my NPI. I remember that. And I. And then you cried. You called me crying. I cried. Not only did I cry. I call the producers. I go, I'm not staying here. I'm going to pay for my own hotel. Yeah. And you ended up staying at the Lalo, which you love. At the Lalo, which I love. But it's like, you're like, I've been in line for an hour and a half. It's like, I know. No, but I cried. I cried. You were really in a bad way. Yeah, because it was like, uh, uh, I felt like a human death trap. Yeah. And I go, I, I'll pay for my own hotel. You know, it's a TV show. It's fine. Um, but I was, oh, yeah. So in, in, in Godzilla, um, when Godzilla rises, there is a dog. You know, I mean, um, tied to a tree. And the family runs without the dog. Done. Right. Makes me so mad. Because the first thing I would do, I think the family had a kid too. But I would still have the kid. It was like, you know, I mean, or, and I would grab the leash untie him and run with the dog. But at the last second, the dog gets out. Oh, thank God. Yeah, yeah. And they show the dog. I think the dog died because they don't show that part. It was the way it was way too big for the dog to survive. But my point of being is, is that, um, at least that he did escape. In that situation, because goby's my dog too. Goby's not tied, but what do you do with goby? We're running together, baby. Also, she is running. Oh, so you think that she's my girl too? Yeah. I don't. You can't run. You would spin on third step. If a, if a law was there, he would carry everyone. And you included a lot of people. You carry everyone on his shoulders. And then goby would be on top of yours. Yeah, that's what these do. All right. All right. I call it. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm going to be modest. I call him. Yeah, I need to be carried. I call him a Sherpapa. Yeah, yeah. He's such a Sherpa. He can carry. Oh, yeah. Everything. I'll give him this. Right. I would, I think that he would be better a decision maker. For sure. [LAUGHTER] Of course. Please. No. Wait. Come on. Wait. Wait. What? Aloha. It's just better. [LAUGHTER] Wait, wait. [LAUGHTER] If it's between you and him, I would just go to Aloha to survive. Oh, Aloha to survive. You wouldn't go my direction. Give different scenarios, maybe. Maybe you have-- I'll give you a scenario. I'll give you a scenario. Aloha, me and you. We're at the beach. Yeah. Right? Soonami is coming in. Okay. Aloha goes, you know what I mean? Let's go this way. Yeah. And I go, no, I think it's better this way. You're going to go with him. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to tell you to let's run out wrong. Why? Because I value my life. I think I'll do it. Aloha, does it? No. Okay. Go ahead, he says. But the way Aloha does it is he's like, oh, but the wave looks like it's going in here. I want things like 10 steps. Yeah. He knows about water. I know about currents. Yeah, I know about currents. I know. Aloha is salt of the earth. He is so a man of the ocean. Yes. On the pepper of the earth. We call-- Yeah, we call him. He's the pepper of the earth. Okay. And. Yeah. What? What? What is salt of the earth? Okay. I'll give you the definition of salt of the earth. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pepper of the earth, dude. And I'm telling this right now. It's a little spicy. You can have one without the other. All right. Either one wins in that situation. Okay. So what I'm saying is that you don't know. Can I just say something about salt and pepper? The big difference is. Okay. Tell me the difference. A human cannot live without salt. You can live without pepper. I can't. It's not an essential thing to have in your body. Give me the difference. It's salt of the earth. Salt of the earth refers to people who are honest, reliable, fundamentally good, often representing the best of both humble elements of society. Pepper of the earth. Pepper of the earth. Pepper of the earth. It's not a common idiom like salt. Follow the heat. Don't follow a good person. You follow the guy that wants to survive. That will do anything to survive. You know that's true because Bobby is what I always call a cockroach. Yeah, I'm a He could live without his head for 20 days. For 20 days. He is a survivor. So I wouldn't knock him completely. I did remember when Julio escaped and you were the one that ran towards him. Yeah, I'm and you were getting bitten and just bleeding. Yeah, it's about this. So, you know, Julio. That's pepper shit. Yes, pepper. So one time Julio escaped the home and then Bobby, it was your fault. So you have to be like, no, it wasn't a home. Oh, my God. Anyway, it's no one's fault. And also you ran out into the neighborhood in your underwear, foot bare feet. Yeah, and then a guy with a husky because Julio then tried to attack a man with a woman. No, there was a woman with a scarf as well. That was second. That was after you almost got maced. Oh, that's right. I'll go. I'll go. So then Julio then approaches the man with a husky and the man's and then the man has pepper spray on him. And instead of trying to pepper spray Julio, he accidentally pepper sprays a naked Bobby on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then said Julio runs up, finds a woman with a skirt scarf the scarf. And he starts trying to bite her neck. Yeah, and I just grab Julio by the fucking neck. And then Julio bites him. It was like the platoon cover. I mean, just like I'm the pepper of the earth. Yeah, yeah, I'm the pepper of the earth. Yeah, yeah, shame on you. And you know what, Julio, shame on you, shame on you. It may shame overcome you. May you be drowned by the shame. Okay, all of you because I'm a survivor. And in that situation, and I got for a bit, we don't get in that situation, but I would really strongly advise you, you specifically Juliana to follow me. Okay, in that situation. I know you're not I know you're not going to right you're gonna follow Hello, you know, me, Aloha, right? But at the end of the day, there'll be two boxes waiting for you. And I'll be doing that live. - What are the boxes? - They're like caskets, that's what they-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, all right. So if you want to live, run with me. - Are there any situations where you would follow a Bobby? What is something you would trust him in? - I don't think she's gonna say anything. There's no way she's gonna come up with that. - I think anything with like technology, I think that the Bobby-- - Technology. - Yeah, yeah, you're really good. - Okay. (laughs) - Click that. (laughs) (laughs) (laughs) - Oh, look at Sue. - That's it. - Yeah, I get how you log in here Instagram. (laughs) - No, in a survival, in a survival situation. - Survival? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's take a photo. (laughs) - I don't know. - Just say no then. - No, there are. I can think of a couple things. - Okay, think of stuff that you would follow. - I think that you would be a better getaway driver. - Oh yeah. - Because you're so reckless and wild. - Oh, yeah. - Like the way you drive is like crazy, right? - Yeah, yeah. - So I feel as though you do have the technical skills of like someone that would be in like-- - Well, it's the Tokyo drift time. - Tokyo drift, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Tokyo drift all the way. - He's a very good driver, and he drives like big trucks and stuff like that, but you're like just-- - Erratic. - Crazy. - Yeah, yeah. - You're crazy. - I don't follow the rules. - No, and you're fearless. So you're just like, you know-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like I speed up when I see a speed bump. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. - So getaway driver-- - Okay, that's a good one. - I would think here's where we would really need you as a family. Underground bunker. - Oh, dude, I'm bunker city. - 'Cause we don't have the money. - Okay, we don't have the money. - Oh, but that has nothing to do with technology. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that has nothing to do with a skill set. - I mean, you would pay a low-heather build it, but we would still need the money. - I don't have that much money to build a bunker. - I think we could. As a family, couldn't we all put our-- - Put it together, maybe? - Yeah, yeah. - And get like a bunker somewhere. - I mean, I did buy Balenciaga slippers. - I heard. - I think. - Are those it? - Yeah. - So it looks like a kid just spray paint. (laughing) - Slime. - Slime. - I think. - I'm like mad at it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get mad. - Have you ever heard of, what's it called? You know the term like altruism, right? - Yeah. - You know what altruism means, which is like when people like give out of like the goodness of their heart or whatever. - You knew it was good at that as Andrew. - He is? Did you do Andrew? - Mm-hmm, Centino. - What does he give to? - He's highly involved with Special Olympics. - Oh, that's cool. - And so he set up a baseball game between comics and the people that he's trying to help. And it was a really beautiful day, you know? And he's out there with his megaphone and giving people like directions. He'll controlling, but like, you know what I mean? He'll controlling. But, you know, he has a really, really good heart, you know what I mean? So, that's altruistic. - It is altruistic. - Yeah, yeah. - That's super cool. - Yeah. - Gilbert wants to let someone head out first. - Oh yeah, with me, right before Remy died. - Oh yeah, well that wasn't an outburst. - You cussed me out. - I know, that was an outburst. - Lucien's running high though. - Motion's running high. - No, he was just having diarrhea and he was mad. So he calls me on the day that my, that Eb goes into Sephora. And I'm like, this is my special day, blah, blah, blah. And as I'm there, he's just like, I need help. Like it's coming out both ends. I have diarrhea, I can't stop vomiting. So I was like, okay, fine, when do you get in? So we can get you like an IV nurse. So everyone coordinates, my sister coordinates. We get him an IV nurse as soon as he lands at midnight. She comes in, he starts to feel better and then get on the phone with him. And I'm like, you know, we get into a conversation but then he starts being an absolute asshole. He starts saying, how fuck you are? You like that blah, blah, blah. So I was like, you don't get to talk to me like that. And I hang up, right? We don't talk to me for days after that. No, it was one day because then the next day I had to tell you that we had, Remi was not feeling good. One day. Yeah, but that was the last outburst. But you cannot like, you can't like yell at the people who are trying to fix your diarrhea, bro. Everyone was taking care of you. Everyone, literally like my sister was there at midnight with a nurse, they were all around and they were taking pictures of him. And he was like, they're like a queen on the bed. Like you can't attack us. Sorry, I apologize. It's not just diarrhea, okay? Let me tell you something, okay? Like the print, there's levels. There's levels to diarrhea, okay? Right? There is one squirt and I'm done. Kai type of diarrhea, okay? There is intermittent, intermittent diarrhea. I like intermittent. Intermented diarrhea, where it's like, it's done. You wait an hour. It's not done. (laughing) Right? Have you ever been in that situation? Oh, yeah. Oh, finally it's done. Two hours later, I'm back. Like that dog running from that tsunami, right? From the bed to the toilet, you know what I mean? Like I'm gonna die, okay? Then there's Pompeii, the island of Pompeii, right? Or options, right? And it kills all the villagers, right? That's what I had that on both ends. I know, and then your mom-- Yeah, I had Pompeii through my mouth, Pompeii through my butt. Your mom was like picking up the diaper. Yeah. I had to wear a diaper and she was cleaning your pool on your bed. You can't attack us during those times. Did I attack her when I did that? No, okay? When Pompeii happens, right? When Pompeii happens, okay? I did not attack her. I was very grateful that she did that, right? And yes, there was pool on my bed. Yeah, that's what she said. But then I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna forgive him because I think he's got a little electrolytes. He's not thinking straight. Thank you so much. I had no electrolytes, actually. Thank you very much, okay? So, you know, in that situation, when you have Pompeii, no electrolytes, okay? All right, also that week was the worst week of my life. Why? Because I went from sack at night, got in at three in the morning, then three hours later I had to go to Philadelphia, right? And then that's when Pompeii happened, right? And then straight to San Jose, right? So it was like, and that was all in like a five day period of like no sleeping, Pompeii happened and working, you know, it was a tough week. The week of, yeah, I took too much of it. Yeah. So I'm switching medications because it makes me vomit and Pompeii all over again. And we had to talk the next day because, you know-- Our dog died. I know. What's weird is sometimes I take the dogs out myself and I have to go grab a remi because he can't walk, right? And I took, I opened the door and I went in to grab a remi but he was gone, you know what I mean? It's those little moments where you're like, fuck. I know, right? Yeah. I just get used to their little bodies being somewhere in a corner in the house. Yeah, yeah. And I've been-- what I also is happening is I'm spending way more time with the animals than normal. I let goon or in to spend the day with me. Because I don't let the cats in my room, but I let goon or in. And we played under the cover sheets. Oh, unders. Yeah, unders, yeah. So, I made a cave with the blanket and he went in, right? And I closed the cave, right? And I do the finger thing where he chases my finger. Yeah. And I spent like an hour doing that with him because of a remi. And also, remi saved me because that's why I quit smoking. Really? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Today's-- so I've been-- it's been 14 days. That's crazy. How's it been? Why do zins and stuff? Oh. But that's still nicotine. Yeah, I mean, that's still way better than a cigarette. I mean, yeah, I mean, I put my zin here. I'm going to put it back on my mouth. But gross? Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Dude, all her micro reactions to you are insane. [LAUGHTER] Was that gross? But that made me go, it's-- everyone's going to die. And I love my life so much. I'm like, what about-- I was like two days after remi died. I was smoking, and I looked at the cigarette, and I was like, what am I doing? Like, what the fuck am I doing? And I put it out, and I just made a decision. Wow. Yeah, yeah. It was like a decision. That's awesome, because your colonoscopy is coming up. That's another decision. I woke up early in the morning to get that interview so that I can have it. Interview? It was a doctor's appointment. I call it interview. [LAUGHTER] And I got the job. I got the job. I got the job after we interview. They go, yes, sir, we're going to do it. [LAUGHTER] This is where I need everyone to really come together as a family. I'm worried you're not going to prep correctly. Oh, do you prep? He cannot eat. He has to only drink clear liquids. He has to take the last-- What is considered a clear liquid? Soups, broths. Everyone bone broth so whoever's with him whether whoever somebody got it like bone broth gummies But if they go up there and they see corn and like corn dogs or whatever they're gonna be like a weed couldn't visualize I haven't a corn dog in four years I love corn dogs, but I don't think that's a little though. Honestly. I was like I'm craving craving one So that was the first thing that came to yeah, yeah, love corn dogs What would they find if I did eat almonds? Yeah, like yogurt. You just need to be like clean. See I quit doing that cereal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been doing a Deep dive into foods great processed stuff. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like I what did I buy the other day go go take the mic and bring it to her Well, we had to carefully examine what kind of water we were buying great Are you going on oasis? Ah some microplacids done wait. Have you guys I'll look at the water on oasis That's the app right? Yeah, it's an app. Yeah. Yeah, so no more Fiji. No Fiji's the worst. Yeah. Yeah, no more Essentials as I was essential is not good either. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we got bottled Italian water is the aquapana No, no that one wasn't very good. I think I think I really wasn't even good either Yeah, but the mountain valley I heard is a little high in art. No, we don't do mountain valley either So we get foreign bottle water. Can you tell me which ones? The best one is Icelandic or something. That's what it's Icelandic is the best rated one and that's what we're going to Smart water is okay. Smart water if you have to go 50 50. Yeah, if you're gonna go smart water go smart We do smart water at home, but um We're doing that. I also got a crazy that like good water is not free. It like blows my mind. Yeah blows my mind Yeah, it's such a It's a basic thing to stay alive and it's somehow something we have to buy is fucking crazy. What a world The rabbit's another rabbit hole. It's like charging for air. I know. It's like. Yeah, you know what? They'll probably do it if they could. Yeah, I'm doing that and I got a um a purple Sweet potato Hawaiian. Oh my god, I see. There's a gigantic one this big and she's like what are you gonna cook it? I go. I'm gonna microwave it. Wait, can I cook it for you guys? Okay, the way we do it. Well the way Aloha does it. Oh, here we go. Yeah, I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He does it so well. Okay, so he boils it first and then he slices it and then he charges it a little bit. Yeah, so it's like this Charged sweet potato crispy a skin. I'm I don't have the time to do that. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take a Um paper towel Right, what it? I'm gonna bring it to LA Yeah, yeah, they're gonna definitely open my back and what the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah, no, I'm eating it here Right, so I'm gonna put in a paper towel wet the paper towel just microwave it This is crazy. Who are you? Yeah, I'm just gonna microwave it. I'm so happy that you're actually carrying about And when I get home, I'm gonna do Organic eggs. I'm gonna just boil them and apparently vital farms is a scam Okay, okay, all right. Yeah, I will never eat nerds again That's crazy. You're still eating nerds for the rest of my life. I will never eat nerds again I will never eat a Reese's beef peanut butter cup You're giving up on nuts. What about all the snacks that you get from ketone? Yeah, I'm done from Paris baguette I'm done done. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm done with it's the number one killer Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm going on a are you gonna go full like Gary Brecke? You know, yeah, I'm gonna go full Steve. Oh, oh, you know, I still have my placenta. Do you guys want placenta pills? What is the placenta? It's basically it is something that your body grows to help nourish the baby growing inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah And then you have to birth it after the baby comes out that you have to birth the placenta. Is it come weeks later or the same day? Hopefully but can you save it? Yeah, can you save it people make it? Can you save it in your body into a two weeks later? You can eat it. Oh, yeah people eat it. Yeah, people eat it people turn it into pills put in their smoothies Stuff's like that. Oh, I've never had a placenta move smooth at Jamba juice They should have that placenta smoothie at Jamba juice. You put it on your skin at the Yeah, it's good in this college and right. Yeah, cuz if you guys want breast milk, that's the ultimate like I tried that on you If you guys are on a healthy way, you've tried Auntie Yeah, that's a personal for my people for your pimples and it worked a little bit That means no, yeah, that means no, a little bit means now. Yeah, it did not help. What is that? Klaul you can make some money 100% of smoothies $180 a smoothie bag. I know But the reason I can't is cuz I got the frosted Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much how much smoothie can you get out of one placenta? I'm not sure, but it's not light You would think three three smoothies Yeah, yeah, cuz I want 20% placenta in my smoothie I can't do 1% placenta. You're not getting shit for that I would say breast milk breast milk is the way to go. There's a man on it was like on some Netflix documentary a couple years ago We're like he had cancer and he just went down this whole thing of like I swear breast milk is what's gonna heal me And he went into remission. Obviously, that's like, you know outlier, but yeah, he swears by it really yeah Maybe I'll buy some placenta smoothie Now placenta breast you can buy breast milk online. Oh breast milk. Yeah, could I have some of your breast milk? Yeah Yeah, you can have some of my breast milk. Yeah, I said breast milk You said, I said, bless breast milk Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, I have so much. How much can I have? A couple ounces. Okay. Well, that's got a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, I'm speaking of breast milk Friend No, but have you seen the mood TV show neighbors On Instagram. Oh no, I saw neighbors like the Australian show There's a new show on each bill called neighbors. Uh-huh watch episode seven, please. It's a documentary about neighbors. Okay. Real it's a real life You know, I mean I think Ben's safty Producers it and it's on HBO Episodes 7 is the best television episode I've ever seen it's stand alone episodes like I can just yeah, they're stand alone Yeah, you'll watch episodes of it. It's it's just every episode is two types. It's two they show a story of two neighbors Then they have some sort of grievance. You know, I mean like for instance See this table right here This plot like this size of plot let land they're fighting over. Oh this you don't know this because it's mine And then then they get guns and they get you know, I mean surveillance cameras, right? But episode seven There's only one guy. Yeah, they dedicate an episode to one guy His name is Danny. I can say that right Right, and it is Fucking crazy. I want to watch it. Yeah, it's 30 minutes at 40. I love the concept. It's so good the show Well, I want to talk about this. Well, we couldn't we didn't finish about the whole altruism thing I don't know if Danny was altruistic But I want I listen to this hit. He is not okay. He's not Yeah, he is not the opposite of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I listen to this episode of Hidden Rain and it's all about like altruism and basically this woman studies Different kinds of people who help other people But there's a type of altruistic person and it's a scale. You're either Completely sociopathic, which is like you have no empathy or completely altruistic So there are people that are altruistic that have that naturally, but they have no empathy No, it's a spectrum. So there are people who for instance, I'll give you an example. They they this lady studied Anonymous kidney donors and these are people who give their kidneys not because a family member needs it There are people who are just like you know what? I think that Now that I know that there are people who need kidneys I'm just gonna give mine and then never meet the recipient of this kidney donor They just are so giving an altruistic that it gives it They want to do this nice gesture without anything in return. It's there's a stardew valley reference here, but what is it? So in the game stardew valley Have you played it? Yeah Yeah, well, there's a lady that lives in a trailer named Pam She drives the bus in town Pelican town No, Shane's the alcoholic. That's yeah, yeah, there's an alcoholic. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pam does like mead You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. She just she does drink mead but um How long have you been doing part of it? casting bud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how long you doing podcasting bud? Just continue. Just continue. You don't know how to use a mic. Just continue. Anyway, there's a there's a lady, I don't know if people are interested. People, you know, I've been getting I'll stop the lot about Stardew Valley from people. So I think people are interested. Have you heard of the game Aussie? Okay. So, um, and she has a daughter named Penny and Penny is the town teacher. And they have a, um, they live in a trailer. And sometime in the game, right, you robin, who's the architect, she does the, she's a builder. What do you call it? Carbender. She's a carbon. Right. So, um, very good. Thank you. And, um, there's a choice where you, you can, um, build, um, Pam a house with your own money. It costs a lot of money, right? There's a little thing in the game where, uh, robin the, um, the, um, carbon. I'm trying to think of all the, because I'm trying to get it right. Anyway, so anyway, there's a point where, um, robin goes, um, should I tell, you know, me and Pam and Penny that you built it or do you want to remain anonymous? And I always go anonymous. Oh, yeah. I mean, and it's like, you know, me because who cares? It's a video game. But, um, I always go anonymous, right? So then there's a cutscene where robin goes, they'll ask like, who built it and robin will go, um, that person would like to remain anonymous? I think that's, is that what you're talking about? Yes. Yeah. So there are people anyway, that's a long way to go for that. And I was up to do a stardew Valley reference. Okay. So when they did, um, brain scans of these people who are just these incredibly altruistic people who would just give away like body parts, they saw that their amygdala was either like more lit up or like in large. So that part of their brain, that like the feeling part of their brain. Um, and so I wanted to ask you guys, like on a scale from, um, anonymous kidney donor to, um, full sociopath. Where do you think you are? Like, and if this is 10, the sociopath, yeah, and what zero is altruistic kidney donor? Yeah. Like, where do you think you fall? Three? Three? Why do you believe three? No, I think you're extremely generous. I think that you just don't, you're extremely generous. I'm generous in a certain way. Yeah. Okay. So, um, I'm generous with money. Money. Yeah. Um, I, um, I tip very well. And then I could be the best. I think so in town. I agree. Yeah. I mean, do you agree? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even if the service is really bad and they, they slap him in the face, he'll still like tip him 100%. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm good with that. Right. I'm good with homeless. That's a weird way to stay home. That's the best in the business. Yeah. Yeah. I, no, I'm really good with the homeless, you know, I mean, um, I'll do stuff like anonymous homelopsips. Um, I've already told the story, but there was a guy with a car. He went into 7 11 and he had a car on top of his car. He had some sort of like, it looked like a Bible. And it was white for some reason. And I took a hundred dollars while he was in the store. I lifted it up. We'll go get a hundred dollars and close it. I just left. You know, I mean, I'll do like mystery stuff like that. You know, I mean, yeah. Anyway, thanks for listening. Give way. Yeah. Let's close it with your altruism score. Where do you think you lie? Um, I think I lie like in the middle because I know that sometimes I do things for people just because, um, I like seeing that they get like happy about it. But I also know that sometimes I've done things, uh, to get other things in return. Mm hmm. Yeah. I think I'd be like a two or three as well. I think you're pretty good. Yeah. I think both of you are pretty good. Yeah. What are you? I don't know. I think you're a one. I cannot give my kidney away to the stranger though. No, I know the kidney. I know body parts is crazy. But it's like, I think that, um, you're extremely giving wish is a happy birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa. Um, you guys. I'll see you soon tomorrow. We're having lunch. Yeah. Thank you for having us, Ozzy. Thank you for having us. What's the studio called? The kind media. If you're in Hawaii and you want the best place to do podcast, this is actually a great studio. Yeah, it's a great studio. So go to the kind studios. It's a great place. Yeah. Alright.