The Hardest Would You Rather Questions Ever! (Part 3)

For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime-lemon soda. Join the 7up-rising. Flip the sip. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Today, we are going to be playing a fun game, Would You Rather. Let's see what old Joey's up to, huh? Let's go. Would you rather be canceled for something you said or something you didn't say? This feels like a trick question. I would much rather not say the thing that would get me canceled. Like, I don't want to be on the hook for saying something racist or some shit, obviously. Oh, I guess if you're going to get canceled and people are saying, like, I'd rather be canceled for what I believe or whatever. Or if you said the thing, then at least you could apologize or talk about it. But if you didn't say it, and you kept defending that you didn't say it, but no one believed you, what's better? I think at the end of the day, I got to go to sleep. I got to live with myself. Like, I didn't fucking say that. I'm going to say, like, I don't want to say something that gets me canceled. I'm trying actively to not get canceled or to offend people. So I'm going to go with that. Yeah, I'm good. Would you rather lose your voice for a year or your sense of humor for a year? Either one of these happening results in my downfall. I will make zero dollars if I can't talk, and if I don't have a sense of humor, ooh, I'm going sense of humor. My whole life is around talking. Like, obviously, my life is also around my sense of humor, but, like, maybe I can make a serious pivot for a year and, like, I don't know. Do the news or something? Huh? Do the news? Do the news. Yeah, I'm going to be an anchor on Channel 5. If I lose my voice for a year and I can't talk, I don't have a job. My sense of humor also is my job, but, like, I can get around that, I guess, with being a little more serious, giving advice, or even though people are probably like, just shut the fuck up and tell the jokes, asshole. Or maybe I just have a down year, and people are like, Joe used to be funny, and now he kind of sucks, but then I'll have a revival. You know what I'm saying? Like, the year after that, I'd be like, oh, it's a comeback hit. You know what I mean? This is unbelievable. So, like, I'm taking that. I'm taking no sense of humor for a year. Would you rather your big toes come alive what? Did you make these up? Yeah. Would you rather your big toes come alive once a month and argue with each other in German? Greg, these details are insane. For 24 hours straight, this keeps going? Or would you rather you poop a brick every 3.5 years at random? Give me the brick. A full brick. Is it a brick of poop, or it's a brick of brick? It's a brick of brick. Oh, it's a brick of brick. Yeah. Whoa. Will it tear me up? What kind of brick, also? Like a big house brick, or like a brick? Like a red brick. A red brick. Yeah, yeah. I know you're thinking-- That's heavy, bro. --like the big stone one. But like a red brick that's been-- like it's been around. So it's like my-- Old brick. All the edges might not be sharp. It's not like fresh out of the factory. Oh, it's ribbed? Yo, my toes are-- The Illuminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7-Up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7-Up, flip the sip. germans crazy can i shut them up can i like put shoes on like if i wear steel-toed boots will i hear them really yeah you'll hear them yeah you'll hear them three and a half years is a long time it is random though so you don't know exactly but it's every three and a half years oh man i mean this is gonna put me out for a bit if i shit a whole brick but i think that my not that my i don't want to say that my ass is capable of that i think that everyone's ass is capable of shitting a brick it's an expanding muscle yeah like i'll survive it yeah it surprises you sometimes yeah what like it can handle more than it typically handles yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the brick is only fucked up in the beginning because like you got to get it like over the outside of the brick but then at that point it slides right out so it's not really that some could argue it even feels good halfway through it's definitely not going to come out sideways because that ain't possible but it would come out some people what people people argue that feels good I mean my hole is going to be fucked up for months after that why am i still on this give me give me the toes what am i thinking would you rather lose half your net worth or half your audience overnight oh this is a good question i'm going to say net worth there's more longevity in having an audience especially if like you can guarantee that it will stay intact i would much rather take that than the net worth like unfortunately cutting that in half would suck because you lose half of your investments but you get it back with the audience over time if you lose half your audience it would take you much longer to you know there's no longevity i mean i guess there is longevity because if you cut the audience in half you're still making money and adding to the net worth you already have but i'm taking the audience i'm taking you guys over the net worth would you rather go bald and not be able to get a hair transplant or lose one of your pinky fingers and know you'll never go bald oh i do like my pinkies this depends how fat i get because i think that like bigger dudes that like have a beard or or like a little jacked or whatever like look good bald like that's like the bald look you know what i mean and you have it in you like you could i have any given day you could oh my god dude like i already know that i'm gonna be like a round dude yeah like at some point in my life don't agree like i i do think that and i think that that look will probably look cool like if you go full bald but you got a beard and like you're just kind of like stocky and like yoked like that's a cool look i don't think that's the i don't think that i would look good bald right now like i just don't have the body for it i just it would look very out of place to me so i'm probably gonna have to get rid of my pinky my my left hand my non-dominant pinky i'm chilling all right before we get to the rest of this video we 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could be very helpful would you rather sweat piss or shit out your mouth i mean i'm taking sweat piss all day every day you sweat a lot i do sweat a lot i didn't think of that i would smell like piss my whole life then i do sweat a lot shitting out of my mouth's insane though oh he's changing it on the fly would you rather sweat piss or shit out of your mouth once a month is what's a what's shit out of my mouth is that just like one one brick like one shit i mean all shits are different oh i can't have oh my god if you give me once every two months i'll take the poop one and a half every six weeks every six weeks i'm gonna shit out of my mouth can i know when no i mean i guess i'll know when because i'll be like even throwing up once every six weeks would be pretty tough if you give me six weeks i'm taking the shit in the mouth because i sweat all the time like the summer i was sweating all the time i was sweating all the time i was sweating all the time would be a walking drop of piss like i can't have that my clothes are ruined my head i have piss dripping into my eyes and my mouth all day like i i cannot pick that one like i sweat too much so i'm taking shit in my mouth it's disgusting but here we are wow okay would you rather know the day you'll die but not how or how you will die but not the day oh my god neither maybe how i definitely don't want to know when but maybe how but that would make me terrified of anything that's like a tragic thing you know like let's say it's a tragic thing and i'm like oh my god it's like oh it's a car accident i'd be terrified every time i get in a car i don't want to know the day though i'll take how wow i just don't want know that the day would you rather be able to control the weather or the traffic give me the weather give me the weather dude traffic i could always move out to the suburbs and not have to deal with it like you know what i mean like and i also deal with like traffic now i live in the city and but like the eliminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip it's not that bad that i'm gonna give up having a you know beautiful day you know i could just make it a beautiful day if i want like if i wake up and be like yeah i wish it was like this weather out right now i could just do it like that's fire or am i like storm throw lightning bolts and like i can make a tornado that's that's weather i mean yeah sure yeah i'm taking the weather ten times out of ten it's not this is the easiest one so far a tornado might kill people i didn't say i was gonna make one i said i could if i wanted to would you rather make 10 million once or 100k every year forever i'm gonna i'm gonna take 10 million once i'm gonna take 10 million once because if i have a job that i i enjoy my job thankfully so i have that privilege i have a decent nest egg right now 10 million dollars you put that in the market conservatively you're making sixty thousand dollars already that's very conservative so like you can make ten percent easy every single year so you're gonna be making a hundred thousand dollars a year anyway for having a hundred for having ten million dollars in the in the market and that's not even including what i already have in the market so then you take the hundred thousand you put it in with the ten million now you're gonna make even more on that money you would make more than a hundred thousand on that money every single year if the market does ten percent every year which it's not always going to do but history has shown that with compounding interest it will especially ten million dollars will be a hundred grand a year that was all a setup for you to give that solid financial advice would you rather orgasm every time someone says nice to meet you oh no or not be able to orgasm for two years give me the calm dude i'm coming i'm not what am i what is this crazy nice to meet you for the rest of your life i don't have to say oh someone says it to me and you're out there moving and shaking now well right now well right now yeah i am shaking more hands these days but i can definitely pull back on that if i'm going to be like but it's for the rest of your life oh is it oh wow not being able to orgasm for two years is torture orgasming is as you all know fire to give that up for a full two years i don't know if i could do that one also i get nothing out of this like i get nothing like it's just two years of not doing it and then you go back to normal like the this is orgasming every time i feel like i could cover up an orgasm i mean you still come in your pants definitely still come my pants which is rough i definitely would avoid like networking events meeting a lot of people at one time that would be exhausting she's like hi hi honey i would have to step out but like once you get the hellos out of the way you could kind of live freely and you're chilling but i'm like filled with but people recognize me on the street so they could just pull up on me and i would just be like you know what i mean this is weird yeah i can't nah oh god yeah i might have to take the two years now because like i'm also oh no i can't if i was older i would take the nice to meet you because like how many people are you gonna meet when you're like much older you know you kind of just like park it and just chill but like i feel like i'm gonna meet a lot of new people in my life and i just can't in one room to say hi to a bunch of people dude can you imagine i can't and i can't imagine like like people recognize me on the street i mean now i'm going to jail they'd be like what the is wrong with this guy you know what i mean i said hi to him i said nice to meet you and he exploded yeah i can't go to jail so i can't i can't go to jail so i can't go to jail so i can't i can't have that i'm gonna have to do two years in the in the in the no no come prison i don't know let me know what you guys think i feel like i answered those all correctly but let me know how you feel about it i don't know all right uh don't forget to subscribe see you guys next time should she say that about the kisses is that weird she doesn't care she presses send this is the love story of real hinge couple daniel and roisin written and read by me roofie thorpe listen to the free audiobook now you