The Halloween Episode

- You guys ready for Halloween? - I love Autumn. - Why don't we be each other? - I am you, you are her, she is me. (upbeat music) - Dave, you always cut me off. - Check. - Do you look rough? (laughing) - Chuckie? - I think you look good. (laughing) - Hey Mochie. (laughing) - Hey Chuck, you think Mochie's ever gonna learn how to speak? - Ugh, sorry I live in reality. - Just put the music out. - Chuckie. (laughing) - Mochie, Mochie, where's my water? (upbeat music) - Do you guys mind if I inject real quick? - No. - I'd love to watch you inject. - Don't you get a little woozy? - It's in his head. - When you have Spondylitis and autoimmune disease, but that there's plenty of information about online, you need to take action. So now I have a Deluma book. - I've heard it as Humera. - First thing you gotta do is you gotta make sure it says the right word. - Add Deluma book AACF, yeah. - Right, I have to check that. - 'Cause I received instruction pamphlet and it had like four easy steps. You have to make sure that the word is the right word. You have to make sure the expiration date hasn't already happened, which we're good. You have to make sure there's no white flakes in the thing. - Check, just shove it in your body. It doesn't matter. - No, it has a little bit of like. - Take out the cap. - Ritual OCD with it. - And I'm gonna do this is the fastest I've ever injected. So I can't believe we're already into it. - You don't need to use that. - The wipe has to be stepped. - You do not need to use that. - Huh. - I've been doing it for 20 years. I've never used a wipe. - Are you gonna pull your pants down and do it in your thigh? - Yeah. I guess I can keep my pants on. - Hold on. Keep my underwear on. - I'd like to see you check. - Yeah, I understand. Okay. - But if people don't like needles, they should be aware. - No, this needle's pretty, you don't even see it. - It's called the retractable needle. - Yeah. - Do you put, what do you do with the extras? Do you put it in the, I mean, - Oh my God, I get so nervous at the moment. - Can I see? - Jack, you have Megan the stallion thighs. - Okay. - Well. - I'll watch the liquid go down. - Yeah. - Just so we know. - Okay, I'm gonna do it right now. Okay? - Okay. - Down, hold. - Hold, five, four, three, two, one. - Fuck, am I supposed to keep this in? - The liquid always in, the liquid went in. - I'm supposed to hold the yellow down. - No, I'm always forgetting. Every time I forget, I say, I'm not gonna do this again next time and I forget. - Is it done? - It's done. I watch the liquid go in. - Oh yours isn't retractable. - What? - You can take it out of your leg. - Is it bleeding? - You watch the liquid go down? - Uh-huh. - Oh, it's bleeding, check. Check, I think your thigh just got bigger. - Oh, I taste it. - We need to taste it. - What's it taste like? - Illuminative. - No, check, you're making that up. - Illuminative? - No, it tastes the taste like-- - You're making that up. Tastes like if water ran down coins. - I love that noise. - What a fault treat that was. - That was a fault treat. What a beautiful fall afternoon to be, to be, just kind of keeping your inflammation down, you know? - How do you guys feel about autumn? You guys ready for Halloween? - I love autumn, you know why I love it? - The color's changing of the leaves. I'm gonna put my pants up. - You don't have to. - I should. - Okay, let me tell you, please. Okay, I used to, as a child, make a huge pile of leaves. And I would run full speed. And like, and my brother really would run full speed and tackle me into them. And we'd play in them for so long. And I used to, as a boy, I loved watching the leaves change colors. - Yeah, me too. - But as a man, you don't anymore? - I still do, but I don't live in a place where they really change. - Because we don't have the season, it's like slight change. - Michigan, that's why I love going to Michigan for-- - Yeah, I love the way the leaves smell. And I also love candy apples. - Did you roll? - Oh my god, candy apples, you would probably not like them, Dave. - No, I never bobbed either. - Oh, we should bob one year. - Not once if I bobbed. - You never bobbed? - No, I've carved jackal lanterns. Did you know that one of the most important things of my life and the reason why my lucky number is eight is because I won a jackal lantern. Like first grade, it was like the whole class could win it. It was like a special green jackal lantern. - I think it's jackal lantern. - Jackal lantern? - That's what you say. - It sounds like you're saying jackal lantern. - This jackal lantern was incredible. Like everyone I saw prior to this moment was orange. This one was green. - Okay. - It was carved with an incredible face. That night, a group of teens came to my stoop, took my jackal lantern and smashed it. - Oof. - That's like a memory I'll never forget. - Why is it eight? - That's sad. - Because I think eight was the number that got me allowed me to win the jackal lantern. - Did you guys always go trick or treating? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Should we come sit by you? - Go sit by her. - I'm gonna do my own thing. - I'll sit by the fire. - It's freezing. Oh my God, it's even cold. The air is like, it's like exploding, Arctic air. Okay. When you came back, what'd you do with the candy? - Like put it on the ground. - Don't sit and wait it. - Wait it? - Wait it. - I think. - Why would you? - Why would you weigh the candy? - Yeah, like your parents brought out a scale. - I think I dumped it and waited. - What do you mean you dumped it and waited? - I think it's like who had the most weight? Like who imported most weight? - No, you would look at like who had more. - I was sure, but I waited. - Okay, what did you, what did you do? Me? - And then told my friend. - I dumped it on me or him. - Well, we get it, you waited. - I thought, oh, sorry. - Okay, what did you do? Okay, you dumped it and you waited and then I waited. - Then what? Consumbed based on preference? - I hate candy corks. - You took stock of what you got and just kind of what the hand out vibes were that year and the neighborhood kind of who's the big houses, discussed where you get the big things. - You judge your neighbor. - Yeah. - I was like, already OCD, I put each thing in order. So I put them all in a line and they would be in a line and like all the ones at top would be the same brand, same size, and then it would go down. And then like if I had an odd one, I used to cry 'cause it was like, it made me, and then I would have to eat. - You had an odd? - If it was odd, and then I'd have to eat the right amount to make it even, and then my mom would take all of it except for like a few pieces and we'd have to donate it. Well, we had winches in our town. - No, we went over this. - You had winches? - No. - We did, I don't know. - No, that was just you being a kid, I think, thinking. - I don't know when we've been over this, but if we're talking about a Halloween experience, I'm gonna go over it again, because I literally, yeah, winches, there are winches in my hometown. - Is this true of magic? - No, because I would be saying someone's a witch is like, that's like what they used to say about win, like all the witch trials aren't even real. They're just like, that's not, it was just people not liking like women that have power. - It's not minded women, yeah. These women, they dressed like witches in from new movies. There were like three of them. They were like, look like triplets. They were all like 80 years old. Did they wear hats? - No. These witches, I was walking, just trigger treating, I look in the window, we all know what houses, the witches, and I saw a meet a group of people, so not just me, they saw these women around a cauldron, stirring a pot on Halloween. - Nah, they weren't just women dressed up as witches for Halloween. - No. - You never thought of that? - Here's what could have happened if they're not actually trying to act like witches. They could just be older women who kind of dress a certain way, and I was a little boy, and they had a reputation of being witch-like, but they weren't, but they knew their reputation enough to know that on Halloween, they're gonna do this thing to kind of scare everyone even further. - So you think that they were really witches, and then they were, then on Halloween, they chose to scare the town's kids by-- - First off, I don't believe necessarily in witchcraft. If they were really quote unquote witches, I think that they just believe in certain shit. I'm not saying they could actually move life. - So you fully do believe, even at your age now, that they were witches? - No, but you know what else happened that night? About 10 minutes after we saw them stirring a pot, we were walking, and they drove by in their car, and it was like so slow, it felt like a movie. - Sounds like you're a little kid and a little shit. - Which is that? - I think you're a little kid and a little shit. - And why's a little kid? - Cuck, cuck, cuck, I have a question. - Yeah, cuck. - Are there razor blades and candy? Is that real? - I don't know what you're talking about. - You've never heard of razor blades and candy? - Yeah, like a scary thing. - Oh, no, razor. - Wait, I was gonna say, "Did you guys have in your knit?" Like, I think this was a classic kid thing that there was always like the one scary house. - Of course. - And everyone would be like, "Are you gonna go?" - Like where they put in the most work. - Oh, that. - Yeah, that. - Like the banded house, like the one, like your witch house. It would be like, "Are you gonna go?" - Yeah, yeah, witch house, I guess. You guys have a favorite costume? You ever been? - Ooh, yeah. One time I was double, I was-- - A door? - No, I was-- - Doof in door. - No, I was a-- - This little doof is a door. - Double dutch. - Double dutch. Double dutch, jump rope. - Double dair. I was a contestant from double dair. - Oh, double dair. I used to love-- - What did it look like? - What do you mean? - And then you had like a thing on your head. - It was like that old game show. - Yeah, brilliant idea. Chuck, what was your favorite costume? - Huh, I was the type of cream cheese. But my favorite one was probably, I was an email. - Ooh, how'd you do that? - White t-shirt letter E, I'm a mail. - I like it. - White t-shirt, I like knowledge. If I go, "What are you?" I say, "I'm an email." - Was that college? - It's like, yeah. - That was funny. - It was okay. - Did you Google that one or like, how did you find it? - I forget. - 'Cause I stole mine. - Why was it when I did? - Cow, utter. - When I was a kid, one year, I was Austin Powers, okay? Full-dressed everything. - Yeah. - For some reason, I became obsessed and I wore it every day to school for months, months. Same thing, one change it, and they'd be like, they'd be like, uh, the Austin Powers? - Yeah, and I wore the teeth, everything. And they'd be like, they'd be like, Benny, like, what do you think, like, the answer? And I would just go, yeah, if I be, I'd be like, and I would own your identity. - I would only talk as Austin Powers. - Was this like, did you go through like a little bit of a weird awkward phase? - I mean, I assume this is very awkward, but I was like, so excited. I was young. It came out when I was really young still. Like the first one, we were like nine or something. Like, and I used to, and I was a bitch. - Were you doing it to be funnier just 'cause you were comfortable? - I don't know. - He was important to be- - Boys are age that him- - No, I know about, to school every day. I'm just curious about why- - It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like borac growing. Yeah, and I used to be like, I used to be like, and that's your like two years old. - But kids are frozen, they like- - Yeah, I used to be like, I used to say things like, to my teacher, I'd be like, does that make you hone, even? Like, and I would like, I got to, the reason it stopped is because I said that, they were like, my mom was like, you gotta take the thing off, like stop wearing the thing, and I wore it every day. - It's like how if I'm gonna do the, what the? - Yeah. - What the? - You never did that? (laughing) And then they'd be like, what the, I did do it, I did do it, I did do it. I did do it. - Are commercials good anymore? - Not like they used to be like that. Like there used to be campaigns that would grip society. Like that was up and then going like the biggest comedy movie of the year, you know what I mean? Like it doesn't happen anymore. - Well, 'cause they don't, the budget changed, because of the- - That's not a butt, that was a little budget. - No, those like, back in the day, the height of commercial in TV, when they didn't have the internet as much, it's now that it's all divided between- - They should be good now though, because kids are so good at TikTok, and like, making them cheat. - They are, but I would say this, instead of going to work in that agency, a kid is going to make their own TikTok contents. - Yeah, and they're going to make their own TV show, and then a movie like for a big bar. - Or they're making movies TV, or if you're not doing that, your best bet is advertising, which is why I did it. Now it's like your best bet is to be creative. That's why we did it. Now, man, I would have loved to date you to like work at the same place, if you- - That would have been fun. - That would have been so fun. What's your favorite when you got a Halloween treat? Like what is the treat that would make you the happiest? It's a pretty good question. - Like you mean candy? - No, yeah. - And be realistic. Don't say shit, people wouldn't be giving out. No one gave out job breakers. - There were like some people, but that's not what I wanted. - No, me either. - Oh my god, I wanted like- - In size candy bars. - Yeah, king size, if someone gave you a king size, they were like rich. We used to go to like, we used to go to like rich neighborhoods to like try to get like the good stuff. I love candy apple though. I really do like a caramel apple with the nuts out. - Me too, but suckers are so good and they would rip my fruit entertainer off. - I have those at the house now. - Yeah, you do? - The old school ones, yeah. - Oh, my mouth, you would taste the green of the apple, like the green sucker part, like in the back of your tongue. - Yeah, it would like make you like twitch. - Yeah. - You might get the first overall draft back in the candy draft? - Sure. King size bag M&Ms. Not even in my top five. - Well, I can tell you all five. In my top five. - No order. - Well, this isn't really one of my top five, but I just wanna talk about it real quick. Do you remember the sour warheads and you would smash it so that you could eat it? - And you'd be like- - It was torture. - It really tortured your face. - Yeah, I could. - I can still feel the tingle in my jaw. - It makes your jaw look real. - I don't really can taste it right now, but the whole thing is that one. I just, my jaw is watery. - Yeah. - Like in the back and it's tingling right here. - Yeah. - And then you would be like- - Wow. They don't have fruit by the foot. - That was not. - Bubble tape. - Bubble tape is great. I used to eat the middle, like the whole- - Yeah. - Do you like pop rocks? - I love pop rocks. - I love pop rocks. The trolls, but when the trolls had the gummy with the heart, it was like a dinosaur egg, I mean, they're not called troll. - There hasn't been like a candy, like new fina. - Yeah. - The way that like M&Ms took us by storm. - I guess there hasn't. There's been like new versions. Like the nerd clusters are a new version of the nerd rope. - It's like IP. It's like movies. Candy's like the movie business. It's always successful if it's from the front of the, if it's from one of the old IPs. Can I tell you a regret of mine? A regret of mine is we're talking, we're like essentially kind of doing Halloween spirit at episode and we haven't even, we should have dressed up. - Yeah. - Why don't we just get some outfits and dress up? - Like we could go and get, we could go that we could go to the Halloween store. - I wouldn't even want a Halloween episode to be in the daytime either. I want to do it at night. - Should we just wait until night? - We should, why don't we, why don't we be each other? - What? - Oh, I like that. Like we dress, we pick it names from. - I am you, you are her, she is me, I am her. We, let's think about this for a little bit. - Let's think about this for a little bit. (upbeat music) All right, Chuck, first thing here, oh, it's freezing. - Freezing down here, I can't even, why are the doors open like that? Why are they, it's freezing. - I think they did that on purpose probably. - Oh yeah, 'cause the, oh yeah. - So what are we doing? - We're gonna be each other. - Did you guys just strip and give me your clothes? - I can't wait to be you. Who am I? - I have an idea for you, just as like something real sexy. You know what, the hottest you've ever looked in your entire life. - So tight, everything's so tight. - It's a little, dick broom. (laughing) - Why are you standing like that? - Oh, damn, stands. - Do you like the way Dave looks right now? - Yeah. - Just say, I'll just get him over your butt. - Okay, fine. - Damn, you got some junk. - As soon as we walk out of this door, we are the other person. - Through the door, three, two, one. (upbeat music) (laughing) Benny, why are you walking like that? I can't walk. - What? - I don't know, you guys, you guys, I don't know. I think we really wanna do this. We have to talk about it. And we have to think about it. - I wish you guys were like a little bit more fun. Like just like let loose or something. - I don't know what you want. - I'm gonna get some wine. - I'm just me. And sometimes, do we have any white wine? - I don't know, Kristen. - I guess I'm just gonna like have to order some. You know, Chad, honestly, I've been feeling really strapped. - What's up, Chad? - Oh, fuck. Chad, Tom, Chad. - I've just been like, you know, like, I was just feeling so stressed out because, you know, I was reading like this thing. Like we're in like a really like bad, like lonely epidemic. - Okay, okay. - And like a humanitarian crisis. Okay, I guess you guys all just cut me off. - Listen to me, I think we need to kind of, we need to discuss what we're gonna do. - Dave, you're always cut me off. You always cut me off. And I feel like, like, what do you mean? You're cutting me off right now. - That's unfair. - Sounds like you guys got a little bit to work out. Me and Cel, we did kind of have the perfect. - No, we don't. - So. - We don't have a lot to work out. We just like, I don't know. It's just like, yes. - That's unfair. - Maybe, maybe I do wish we had like a few more days. Like out of the week, we're like, anything else existed besides just working. (laughing) - I don't know about you, but I am somebody who cares about the maximum output. - Check. - And efficiency. - And. - I'm Kristen. - Check. - Yeah, Chuck? - You guys done blabbering or am I gonna be your all day? - I don't know, Chuck. I think we're just kind of fucking doing our job, Chuck. Well, I don't know. It's a little hard to be the only woman here when I just hear you guys all day. Shit, chatting back and forth. Like, I really feel like we should have some more women on this show so that like, we can like, I don't know, express ourselves. Like, do cool things that like girls want to do or that. People want to talk about, I'm sorry I don't want to hear about like basketball and like, whether you guys want to open up a cheese stick every day. - I don't know. - Mochi. - Mochi? - I don't. - Yes. Why are you so on edge? (laughing) Why am I so on edge? I don't know, maybe it's because I'm like surrounded by like two men all day. And I'm just like trying to live in like a girl's world. (laughing) - Have you seen my cellphone? (laughing) - Why would I know where it is? - I'm sorry. - Mochi. - It's right here. - Mochi, did you see my cellphone? - Is there any white wine? - No, Mochi. - Mochi? - Here, honey, I found your keys. - Hi. - Why did you start calling him? - Hey, Mochi, you're not really acting like you're self lily. Is everything okay? - Why are you talking to me like you're Kristen? I'm Kristen. - No. - Something's off. - Nothing's off. - I mean, you're pit. - Nothing's off, honey. (laughing) Nothing's off. I just don't like to do PDA. - Can I tell you guys something crazy? - Sure, Chuck. - Does my hair look red? (laughing) - What hair look red? - Oh, Mochi, look red. - Whoa. - Is it look red? Fuck, do it look red? - Mochi, Mochi, calm down. - I'm just red. Mochi. - You've been doing your diet again. - Mochi, calm down. Stop getting so close to Chuck. - Chuck, you never call me Chuck. Sometimes you do. - What? - I'm Mochi. - I know. - I said Chuck's. - I'm whatever. (laughing) Okay, now let's be other people. Come on, that was good. That was so good. - That one was time. - Oh. - Mmm. - I love Domino's crunchy thin crust. 'Cause it's crunchy. - It's crunchy, and they put them on the side of the box. I know why they do it. 'Cause I feel like I wanna make that sound whenever I eat it. I go, go. - It's a pizza I love. It's a pizza I adore. - Mmm. - It's a pizza you want. - Mmm. - I wanna sample that. - I wanna sample that audio. That's really good audio. - Like a beat. But for now, I wanna eat my treat. - Jack, are you a rapper? - Look, all I know is you like pineapple. - I like pineapple. - I like plain, thin, crust. And we love this pizza. We love you, Domino's. - We love you, Domino. - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. - Jack, do you remember that dress that was like blue and white or gold? - It was gold. - It was gold. - It was gold. - It was black. - It was blue and white. - I think it was multiple colors. - Blue and black. - It was two colors, right? - No, it was blue and black. - Look at me. - Yeah. - I know about gold. - Why don't I use Yahoo Scout and set up this debate? - That would be nice. 'Cause I think it's keeping Benny up at night that dress. - What is the actual color of the viral dress? The original photograph of the viral dress was actually blue and black. - Looks like I was right. - Can you even see it in real life? Where is it like a museum? - I mean, let me ask a follow-up question. - Not in a museum. - Yahoo Scout. It might be in a museum. - It should be. - Oh, it's privately owned. - It's probably what we can't see it. - Try Yahoo Scout at Scout.com. Try Yahoo. - Ooh. - Scout. - No. Luffman? Yeah. No, I just need you to tell them. I need you to tell them. They said, what? What? No, I need you to, I need you to tell them that, no, I'm sorry, but I can't do it. I can't. I'm sorry. So I just need you, oh, they can only do what? 30 mil? No, it's not gonna work. - No. - But I can't do it. You can, no, tell them. Okay, okay, we're about to film. We're about to film. We're about to film something. Okay. Hey, guys. So, Chuckie? - Sorry, guys, I'm in the deep leak right now. I got a focus right now. Sorry, we're pretty focused on the deep leak. I'm sorry. - Hey, Chuckie, Chuckie, hey, Chuckie, you think you're gonna look like that every time we film? - He looks good, I think you look good. - You guys, you're never gonna believe it. I was just at, no, tell us. Where were you? What were you doing? Where were you with? - Seriously? You guys, I was just at Halena's and Deli. Chuckie, Chuckie, you think you'd be even more like a fucking annoyance? Chuckie, Chuckie, you think you're gonna get it together and act like a real moron, the entire time we're filming? Anyway, I was at Halena's, Deli, and they have the best, let me tell you about this, it's, no. It's like chicken parm. - Oh, I love chicken parm. - Buffalo sauce mixed with like, no, you never had it like. - Do they have calzones? - He loves his calzones. - We got it. - Chuckie, get a fucking grip. Talk to me about calzones. - What? - What? - I love calzones. You never call me a loser like that when we're talking about calzones. - Whoops, sorry about that. - Where? - So? - Mochi, shut up, shut the fuck up. - Mochi, mochi, mochi, where's my water? - Mochi, shut the fuck up. - Chuckie, can't start before I have the water. - Get a grip. - No, no, I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious. Oh, okay, okay, okay. - You know he broke our sink with one of those water bottles? - It's fucking moron. One thing I love about, one thing I love about my house and the architect that built my house, the sinks are unbreakable. Like I'm telling you, our sinks are unbreakable. - What's his name, the guy again? - Didn't you put all new sinks in your house though? - Unbreakable sinks, 'cause we have the best. I'll give you, you want his number? I'll give it to you. - Who's number? - Our sink guy. - I don't know, Mochi, do we need new sinks? - Unbreakable, you guys, I want to tell you about this one. - Okay, we'll take his number. - Yeah, sure. - Hey Mochi. (laughing) - Oh, God. - Hey, hey Chuckie, we're gonna get started anytime soon. - I don't know, guys, really like for the next six to eight years, I need to be in the studio. So 23 hours out of the day. So like, if you're thinking about going anywhere anytime soon, I can't go. - I can't, what do you mean just put the music out? - Just kind of out the music for the people. - Mochi, I know what you're doing right now and like, it's not working. - Hey Chuck, you think you're ever gonna get a grip and put your music out and hang out with Mochi and go on a date? - Yeah, Chuck. - Yeah, I am gonna put my music out when it's time. I've been waiting, I don't put anything out. Time is like, means nothing. It's better than number, I put out. - Ever since I've been dating you, all I can tell you is I see you work on music 24 hours a day and I never get to see, I just want, I just want to see that version of you and I don't mean to give you anxiety, it's causing you anxiety, I think. - I don't know, you guys have a lot of problems. Me and Sal, we don't. (laughing) - I don't think me. - Looks like you guys gotta work that out on your own. - I really don't think. - Don't look at me, I have no opinion, don't look over here. - I don't think me and Mochi have that many problems. - Well, maybe if you hung out with her. - Uh, what? - I'm not gonna let him paint our relationship that way. He, we do hang out all the time. Just, and we have an incredible relationship. - Yeah, we have an incredible relationship. And she respects-- - I'm not saying, you guys, I'm not saying anything. - Yeah, okay, and she respects my work ethic. - I'm not saying anything. - Don't let him, don't let him, don't. - Hey, hey, Chuck, you think Mochi's ever gonna learn how to speak? (laughing) Mochi? Mochi, are you okay, Mochi? - I see Mochi. - I might have picked up a little too much. (popping) - So? - Hey Mochi. - All right, what? - Get a grip. - Okay, I'm just trying to have fun. And God forbid someone, let's loose and have fun. Sorry, I'm not on this strict, regimened lifestyle built off of achievements and accomplishments where you judge yourself worth in the echelons that you reach sorry that I strive for a little more. - Mochi, Mochi. - Sorry I live in reality. - Hey Mochi, I think you're being a little bit sensitive. - I'm not being a little bit sensitive. You're just being antagonistic because you're-- - That was a Java? - Yeah, Chuck. - You don't even drink coffee, Benny. - Yes, I do. - That's not Benny. - Yes, I do. - I drink coffee, I drink coffee yesterday. And I drink it every day before that. And I used to drink coffee all the time. - You never drink coffee. - Chuck, I was just with you yesterday when we were with Kashmir drinking coffee. - I don't think I've ever seen you drink coffee except when you have a migraine. - Well, sounds like you don't drink coffee, so. - I don't know. - Chris, that's hot. - Whatever you guys think, whatever you guys think. You guys just let me know when you're done through little domesticated issues. - What? - Is this, do we, is this the last of the bodies? Have we become everything? Because what matters is, it is. - Sorry, I forgot to take my out of all. I mean, I took it, but I'm just heavily medicated, but not that heavy. It's not even, I mean, actually I was, and then my doctor said that it was too much, but. - He chucked. - In fact, my therapist, my actual tip. - He chucked. - He chucked. He chucked. He chucked. - Chuck. - Chuck. - Dave, talk to your best friend. - Chuck. - Sorry, I'm really working through this thing. - No, Chuck, hey, Chuck, do you, Chuck. - I'm working through the deep leak. - Chuck, did you see what, do you see that clip? - What clip? - Are you guys really? - A rapper? - Guys, we're in the middle of filming. I'm not, I'm not, sorry, get out of your content wormhole. I'm dealing with real stuff over here. Why don't you just live in the clouds. I'm dealing with deep. - Okay, Chuck, I'm fucking sitting here waiting for you, Chuck. - People want to see people having fun with each other. I'm not coming at each other's throats. I think it's a weird dynamic to always be undercutting each other. I maybe if that's what men do, I don't know. I can tell you firsthand that if my girls get together and constantly try to cut each other down the whole time. So maybe it's just a men thing. - I don't, it looks like you're leaving. - I think people out there. - It's sensitive. It looks like you're as well. - I love you mochi. - It's sensitive. - Hi there. - Hey, Chuck. - I don't wanna do that. Matt, I'm looking, we'll do it later. - Hey, Chuck, you love me, though, too, right? 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Order now at drinkwillys.com and use code FKS for $25,000. - 10% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. - Willys. - Hey, Mochi, you ever gonna clean out your fucking fridge? You guys wanna go to a party tonight? Or Mochi can't even fucking plan a check. You wanna go to a party? - I love, I wanna go. Where is it? I would go tonight. Where is it though? - Uh, where is it? - It's not by me. You're not gonna go online. I'm gonna fucking with you. - Is there a dress code or can we come in? - Yeah, where's the party? - Check. - What? - Check, where's the party? - Oh, it's, uh, I don't know, I'm gonna go check. Mochi won't go check on there. - I'll go, I love parties. Where is it? - You guys are supposed to go tonight, man. - Well, what time is it? - Sad, uh, what time, do you have, what time, what time is inconvenient for you? - Uh, I just like, I feel like I'm just like-- - We'll do whatever you can do it. We'll do whatever you can do it. We'll go to the party whenever you can go. - I'm just like hitting the stride. We're like, I'm so close. Like, I've got, you know, I just did, uh-- - But you can still have fun. - I know, but like, I just made chicken teriyaki and I have this new song. - Can I hear it? - No, no, it's not ready yet. I have this song, it's called, it's called Yes, Yes. Please, please, thank you, thank you. And I think it's my biggest-- - It doesn't even sound like something that would even, it sounds like hard to, like-- - Hey, Chuck, you wanna show it all here? - I'll hear it, Chuck. - Hear what? - The song. - I'm not ready to show you the music. I have to show you every-- - Whatever you think, Chuck, whenever you're ready, Chuck. - No, I just have to show you everything as a whole, because I feel like, you know, I'm doing this thing. - You know that you can make music that's good, even if Benny doesn't like it, it could still be good. - I know, and I'm not worried about him not liking it. I just have to show him, like, I'm not gonna show it to him right now on, like, headphones. Like, I wanna show it to him, like, upstairs when we have, like, a whole day planned for it. And he's like, ready for it. He's like, not even in the right mind. Instead, he's sleeping. - Well, he's always sleeping. So-- - No, he's always yawning. He's not sleeping. - I'm not always sleeping. I do more things in one day than you guys will ever do in your life. - I gotta go to bathroom real quick. I'll be right back. - No. - I'll be right back. - Okay. - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Chuck. - Let me know when you guys-- - Chuck, I gotta go to the bathroom, too, Chuck. Hey, Chuck. Hey, Mochi. - What? - I just really feel like we could just be, like, talking about, like, real things. Like, we're, like, in the primes of our lives. - I talk about a lot of real stuff. - And we're, like, sitting here, like-- - I talk, what do you want? - Wasting it. - Mochi, what do you say? - Mochi, fine. What do you want to talk about, Mochi? - I just think we're, like, wasting-- - I like what we're doing. I think we should, I think it's important to show up and have fun and just be yourselves. And, however, that, I mean, that's the, what we're doing. - I think that's what we do every time we're doing it. We're always doing that. - I don't know. - I think you guys, I think you're just in your head. Are you high? Are you sensitive? - No, I am. - I think you're just being a little sensitive. Hey, where Chuck go? - I just really think. - Where's Chuck? Where's Chuck? - I'm right here. - Hey, Chuck. - Hey. - Oh, my God. - What have you guys been doing? - I just, like, gosh. I really feel, no, I-- (laughing) - Like me. - You're like, dick is out. - Feel, you're this outfit's crazy. - Yeah, it's a me right now. - Who am I? - Who am I? - You're gonna take off the-- - Okay, we don't have to be, we can be our true self. Chuck, this shirt stinks. It smells like you. It's like the armpits are really-- - I kind of like this. - Yeah, of course you do, you're me. I gotta go fill up my water. I love drapes. (laughing) - So I'm just me? - No, you're, you could be you within me. - I could do it all night long. - Why are you holding here? - Because I don't like my dick place. - Hold the pillow in front of me. Do you guys get, I have a real question. - Yeah. - When you get a massage, do you get so stuffed in your nose that you can't even, it makes the massage almost not even worse. - And I would say, I get massaged all the time. Maybe one percent of the time. - It does, it does. - It's the thing that's cradling my face, actually designed in a way where my face is comfortable. - It's not, it feels like there's like a pipe in my throat or like-- - You can tell them to adjust. - No, no matter what they do. - Yeah, you can tell by the, like the three-dimensional object that there's only so much I can do with this cradle. - Okay, I thought, I was, and then one percent of the time, I don't get a stuffy nose, and I don't know why. - I always get a stuffy nose, and I always cough. - You know what, sometimes when we do these, it brings out my inner child, I swear to God, I really feel like the young, like teen version of me. And then this, the teen version of me, would 100% around his friends in this exact moment, because I have to pee so bad right now. - It's a piss. - I would piss, and see if I can make this thing become wet on the other side. - That sounds so fun. - I don't think so. - You should try. I'll go pee, but you try out here. - I'll go-- - Like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna try in front of Benny. - I don't think you can. - I don't think I can either, but I know that-- - But I think if you do, you gotta throw that thing away. - I mean, I know that penetration or not, I know that me pissing right now would just be so funny. I like the child version of me, would have just spontaneously pissed from all of his friends, especially if it was my property. - Do you wanna pee? It is your property. - I know, I can do it. - Do you wanna pee? - I kinda do, but I don't-- - Okay, move the rag and pee. - I'm not gonna pee. - Move the rag and pee. - I think she'll be too ashamed. - I think she'll be ashamed. - Munchie, will you be ashamed? - Shame, did Dave pee? - I shouldn't be. - Ah! - It's shameful. - Move the thing and piss yourself. - Let me get a good seat. - So, wait, why is the giraffe not able to stand? - I don't know, I think she messed it up when she was fucking it. - Okay, Chuck, I can't-- - This is my favorite thing. You've ever decided to do. - But this is gonna be such a mess. - I don't care. - Chuck, what are you gonna do? - I mean, I shouldn't do it. - What are you gonna do? - Just piss. - I think I'm having-- - An allergic reaction to the wig. - Munchie? - Are you actually gonna do it? - I don't need to. - Do it. I think it's so cool and I really admire your talent. - I know that's sarcastic. - No, piss yourself, piss yourself. - This isn't me saying that it's talent. - Piss yourself, piss yourself. - But I think it's something to be ashamed of, to even think that we-- - Don't let me-- - No, I think you should do it. - I know that it is-- - What's the goal that you're gonna piss through the pillow? - I mean, if I could-- it'd be incredible, but I-- - Chuck, just do it. - But I think beyond that, I think just pissing will just be like, it's just unique. - Is that your dick that's pointing at the bottom? - No, no, you wish. You know, have you ever seen a man pee in front of you and just experienced it in real time? Have you checked? - Probably. - Yes. - But like, I guess just logistically-- - I watched him and he-- - You look really cool. - How would I go about cleaning it up right after? Like, what a towel would I use? - You don't have to, just piss. So you would just take that and tie your thing upstairs. - Yeah, and then we'll just grab a trash. Throw it in the trash. - Do you think that after we do this, you're gonna be very ashamed? - Don't be sad, you'll be you. - No, I know. - If you want to piss yourself and piss through that pillow, do it. - It's a great ending. - We gotta end somehow, I mean, but also no peer pressure if you feel uncomfortable. - You only piss yourself if you want to piss yourself. - You'll be you. Piss yourself if you want to piss yourself or don't piss yourself. Either way, just piss yourself, right? - Yeah. - Wait, won't she stop it? Stop pissing. I'm just pissing off her before. (upbeat music)