The Grand Imperial Jubilee of Radiance, Womanhood & Excellence

[MUSIC] >> Follow me on Twitter. >> Girl, follow me on Twitter. >> Can I tell you what I've been doing? >> Please, tuts. >> So you know, micro-dosing, let's take a break. >> My God, sorry, while I'm not doing that, I'm macro-dosing. >> Thank God. >> From marijuana and watching toddlers and TRS, and it has been macro-dosing with Tyler Perysha. >> I got to talk to you about what's going on over there. >> Trips and TRS. >> I've never seen this program. >> I love Tom Hanks. >> Okay, but I've never really seen it. You're thinking of dance moms, by the way. >> No, I'm thinking of I'm thinking of Melissa. >> But isn't she a dance mom's person? >> She's a trix and stand. >> Trix and? So I'm watching toddlers and TRS, there's, and this, this, this. Okay, so each episode is a different town, it's a different city, it's a different, pageant system. >> Yes. >> 101% of these are happening in multi-function rooms that share it in ends. We're talking no fancy lighting, we're talking like if the theme of the pageant is like Hollywood Knights, it's like a shitty party store sign that says like, and the Oscar goes to, and I'm telling you, these pageants, there is one age that's right for pageants, and it's like four. >> Oh, my God. >> Five. >> No, no, no. >> Because there are, this one woman, this one woman, it was so awesome. I almost called you, but I was like, I have to stop, but I made a voice note. So these moms are, it's a whole, I used to be a dancer, and now, of course, there's that. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I was in pageant, so make my daughter do it. >> Yes. >> And then there's people who are like, she wants to do it. So we're just here. >> Yeah. >> We're a lot of surprised that the normal people are like, trick sand. >> We just clip in our fake teeth and our fake hair and send her out to the shared end. Like, really? It's like, it's that. I'm watching a lot of this show. I don't know why I started watching. You know what it is? I watched so many. I started watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta. >> Okay. >> Not a way to refrigerate. >> I've never really seen it from the beginning. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Whoa. >> I've only watched a clip that you sent me on, like, I don't know, Instagram or something. >> Oh, of Kim and the wig. >> No, no. I've knew about Kim way back in the day because it's not even a wig. It's a half wig. >> It's a half wig. >> Yeah. >> But it looks like she threw that half wig in the air. It went under it and went like this. >> Yeah. >> Zolciac, right? Zolciac? >> Yeah, and as the seasons go on, and this is what wig blindness is about, now I'm like, that's her hair. >> It is her hair. >> She owns it. >> But I mean, the front pieces are 6/13 blonde. The rest of it's an ashy. >> Yeah. >> But watching it for so long now, 'cause I think I'm on season 4 now, I've never really seen it from the beginning. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah, no, I know. I know. >> Wow, do these bitches fight? >> Oh. >> Holy shit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And wow. >> Yeah, let's go get you all. >> Does Nini dog walk these bitches on a daily basis? >> Yeah. >> Oh, we in the ghetto. >> It's not even like, it's so much worse than shade. Some of the women there shouldn't even talk to her when we're looking at them. So the whole time, they're like, Andy McSiddle being pregnant a fourth time. And she's just like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's doing a master class in shade ology. >> Yes, and I've seen the clips on the internet, but I've not seen it cumulatively where you're watching the whole thing. And it's, first of all, yeah. >> I and a white refrigerator. >> These women are very candid. >> A candid. >> I mean, these, Atlanta, we're in season 4, we're talking divorces. We're talking boyfriends passing away, not to mention it's a great mix of women who've actually worked for their money. Like, Andy, who wrote bills, bills, bills, and the other side of it is women who, let's say, are very front facing with the fact that their husband or ex-husband gave them money. >> Sure. >> So it's the two streets. >> Housewives. >> Housewives. >> I'm a housewife. I'm a housewife. This is my house. >> Oh, Atlanta. >> We don't really say that. >> Atlanta. >> Fuck, I love Atlanta, but fuck that heat girl. >> Girl, Georgia needs to be with this, it's so hot. >> I pray for the people in Georgia in the summer months. I think that they're, not you, no, my sister, my sister, with this heat in that neck. >> Should we move to Atlanta? >> Never. >> You think we get a pod studio with Tyler Perry? >> Savannah. >> Savannah. >> Savannah. >> Savannah, Georgia. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> Very witchy. >> Very pretty there. Very witchy. >> That's very cool. >> So I'm watching this from the beginning, the Atlanta girls, and I'm just starting to get fatigued because it's so much fighting. It's really very lot of fighting. >> Yeah. >> It's really a lot of fighting. So now I pivoted to "Challers and Tears," which is a lot less drama. It's, I mean, I don't want to be problematic. I love to watch the little girls in the little outfits. Do their little twist and spin in like this. I love it. >> Shirley Temple. >> I love it. >> I love Tom Hanks. >> I can't say it. You know what? He hurts nobody because I don't know. >> Oh, yeah. It grows into economy, though. It definitely grows into economy. >> Listen, I'm teaching my daughter confidence, and in every year of your life, confidence helps. I'm like, damn, she's right. >> Yeah. >> Most smartest. Somebody could have put many pageant, so I got a click to play. >> You were in a pageant. >> Oh. >> You won a pageant. >> I did, but that doesn't count. >> I'm talking about Tom Hanks. >> I'm talking about gay, USAV at large. >> Most smartest. >> So you got to listen to this. So this kid was in this pageant. >> Yeah. >> His name was like Grayson or something. >> Yeah. >> So this is him competing. He's 23 months old. >> The young. >> 23 months old. So I need you to hear what the mom says about it. >> Okay. You know, Maverick didn't do as well, but the thing is being 23 months old, I always have my doubts. You know, he's not the most smartest. He's not the most prepared. These parents rip into these kids, and then this other woman, one of the daughters had a fit and went home, so the other one was in the pageant, and the other one you could tell was not as into the pageant. So the mom was like, you know, and we have, you know, Amber is still up there, but you know, she's not a winner. >> No. >> The mom was like, she's not a winner, she's not, she doesn't like it, she doesn't perform very well, and she's kind of worthless, and I can't believe she's even related to me. >> Yeah. >> There's my other daughter who's here. >> Yeah, I wish Amber was here. You know, she's not my prized pig, but we'll roaster, and we'll pork belly her up, and we'll eat it. >> Why do you assume it's in the Midwest? These are all the South. It's all the South. >> Pork belly pigs. >> I love Tom Hanks. The South loves the pageants. >> Oh, okay, okay. >> This is the South, the South, the rain, the, do you know what this person called Eden Wood? >> No. >> Sounds like a drag game, doesn't it? >> So this is her. >> She's 21 now, which kind of sucks, because I'm trying to look for more of the kid pictures of her, and now she's an adult. >> What a boner killer. >> Don't you live? She's like the star. She's like the star. I'm watching them. >> Are you kidding me? >> I love Tom Hanks. >> This bitch? >> Yes, Tristan. >> This gun eats the girls up at a level that the other, they just sit there, food lists, job lists. >> Job lists. >> Struggling in Brooklyn. >> And she walks in looking exactly like this outside of the photos, and the rest of them, it's like 12 girls, quit on the spot. >> Dude, okay. >> The other mom's like, yes, I've done pageants with Eden, and she normally wins, and they have like an eye twitch. >> Do you know what's crazy? We have Eden on the line right now. Get ready for this. >> Eden Wood? >> Yeah. >> You're going to die. >> We have Eden Wood on the pod. >> She goes to bed quite early. >> The thing is we're all going to die. >> I know, and hopefully today, so more smartest in the pageant, Eden Wood. >> Hello, guys. >> Is this Eden Wood of Cohasit, New England? How did you win that pageant? How did you win that pageant at such a young age girl? How did you do it? Tell the callers, because we want to know, I can't believe it's really you. >> It's volume of piss is the secret. >> Damn, that piss was loud. Was it loud? >> It was loud. >> Was it? >> It was loud. >> Was it? >> It was the secret. Was it? >> It was. >> It was very good. >> What's your favorite pageant you ever won? >> Little Miss Crab Flaw. >> Well, that was specifically for children. >> It was Miss Crab Brain Goon. >> So I won Miss Gay Boston, and that's not a joke, so yeah, yeah, yeah. Brain and current reigning, current reigning, she was anybody else competing. >> Yeah, there was a dog in a brick, and I won, but what about the fact that a pageant's if you're the only one there, you just win? >> Hello. >> Well, that's every night when I go to bed. So Tricksand won All Stars 4? >> There's something, I don't know. >> Yeah. >> So we have to go eat in, but would you tell us, what's the secret, if I want to win a pageant, and I need to go back in time, and I'm a little girl struggling? What does you think the secret is, what do you say to me, right before I go out on the stage? >> Wormhole. >> Thank you, Ed. >> That was crazy. Wormhole. >> I didn't do her. >> No, I didn't. >> She's 21, she sounds quite a bit older. >> No, she woke, she's Wormholes her way into Spain, and then just got a job there. >> She's just staying in Spain. >> Yeah. Yeah. Macy Robin, everybody. Macy Robin. >> Yeah. >> No relation to Dennis. >> Transparency could do anything. >> Anything. >> And one thing we know that they can do is- >> Transform. >> I'm getting a pussy and going to Spain. >> Shablamjala. >> How many people would say that and not be able to do it? >> Lushy Samasaka. >> So I have been watching this movie that is going to curl your hair. >> What is it? >> It's called Nothing But Trouble. >> You've been watching in the movie? >> I've been watching this movie. >> It's in 1991. >> It's in 1991. >> Oh, okay. I'm like- >> I treated it like it's a series. >> Yeah. >> I can't wait to see what happens next week. >> You started from the beginning. >> It was like, maybe that trolley's there in the vehicle. >> The whole guard. >> Yeah. >> I was like, so I have the old guard just so people like, no, at home know that I have the prop weapon and the real weapon, both of these nuts in my living room in my fridge air. >> That makes me feel safe. >> I know. I know. So I got the rubber grip and I got my pussy grip. I got the sharp grip. I'm not going to use it, it's too dangerous, but, you know, just in case you see something slays something, you know what no one's ever going to say about you, that you're afraid of your own happiness. I think you really run full speed toward it. Don't try to fled it. Axe in each hand. You go walk out to people and say, it's kind of like Russian roulette, one of these will kill you. Yeah. One of these might also kill you, but more blunt, forced trauma. I have two old guard swords in my hand, which one of these is, have you forced me to give you the chop? Yeah. I love toddlers and dohars. Oh, yeah. No, I get it. Is it problematic? Do the patterns are bad? Well, I think that, but I, so, I don't men do it, I think it's funny, but when children do it, is it okay? No. Is it bad that I watch it? No, I don't think it's bad that you watch it. I think it's, I think it's questionable that it exists, but we're all questioning existence every day of our lives. Right. And the TLC's behind the camera. That's our, that's not their fault. I mean, it's not, our fault either. What? You don't know what's to be hard for. And I think of pagents, I think of the children, and I think of, dropped out, we're just teenage girls. Most smartest. What do you do if you love pagents, and you're like 13? What is that middle age about? Do they have pagents for middle school? Yeah, absolutely. They do. Absolutely. They have, so you get spelling bees, right? I guess that's a brain pageant. No, but it, I mean, it can be, it's a beauty pageant too, because it's, you go up there, you have your, your hair unbrushed, you got flossing your teeth, and you got like braces, and you got your Becky spectacles on, and you look like the cats asked, you smell like cat shit, hamster shit, all kinds of shit. And they say, check out Slovakia, and you're like, CZHO, S-L-O-V-A-K-I-A, check out Slovakia. And they're like, how did you do that? Yeah. I was most smartest in the third grade spelling bee, most smartest. Wow. Then they had to have us get this, this is, this is child abuse. This is when they do this. I don't know about this. So you didn't start out stupid? No. I love Tom Hanks. What happened? I love Tom Hanks. Something is crazy. Something to happen. Something to happen. Felicity Huffington. I, they had to, we had to stand up in third grade. This is so crazy girl. You're so crazy. They asking a third grader to stand up, first of all. Thank you. No. Ms. Connor, she had me stand up. She said, the word I got wrong was cologne, when I had to spill it backwards. This is what you should have hit her with. She said, what is, now the word cologne, and then she said, do they ring the bell when it's wrong? No, she goes, eh. I swear to, I swear to hunt on Tom Hanks's life. I swear to God. It was a Catholic school girl. I would have gone. Is that what you think, Ms. Connor? I would have gone. I bet you really know a lot about spelling, you fucking whore. You whore. 'Cause this f*** is about to give you your, you don't know what I'm saying. Tell me. Brought my mountain bike inside, 10 speed. Rich. I would have got the back tire over her face. I started. Oh my god. I would have snatched that skin right off so f***ing fast. And it would have been like, ah, how did you spell it again, honey? Cologne. She would have said, sass of ass. And I would take out a bottle of Calvin Klein obsession and pour it on her exposed skin all over her face. It's a you better f***ing shut up tricks. A teacher's are so out of pocket. I'm a f***ing teacher. So, and I would love you. Love you. No, no, no. But I let them lead the way. But now that I think back, teachers were always such a bitch to me and I was like, why, because I'm, because I'm killing, because I'm the opener. Yes. And I'm pulling focus. Thank you. And my, my jokes. Velma Kelly. My jokes are fresh. Fresh. You know, the way I stick every landing, every punch landing, punch lines. You're the one trying to teach us something we genuinely will never use. And I'm over here talking about the difference between New York and LA, you know, I should be allowed to be funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because guess what? That made me a lot more money than long division. Thank you. You f***ing bitch. You f***ing bitch. You f***ing bitch. You got the nerve. The big pussy spread. Holy shit. Oh yeah. The best is that teacher you hate. He's that grip. I teach you the grip. I teach you hate retires. I hear about it. I go f*** about time. I'm like 30 years too late. So, and then you're going to love this. You're going to really love this f***ing. So you don't know what I'm in love. You don't know. Tricks and please. So she, I get up and I, we have to get up. We go around the room. It's so crazy. It's long boring. Crazy nasty. Like, and we have to spell them. Once we all spell them right, she's like, now you get to do it backwards. And we're like, is this bitch for real? And she was for real. And she laughed us all into our seats. When we got it wrong, she said, and nice try bag would have not flown for me. It didn't really fly for me for me. I didn't know how many of you I would have walked up to her, taken my palm my little hand. Yeah. Back. Right across the forehead. Yeah. Just a swift back hinder. Yeah. You know what though, teachers are having a bother on school supplies. What's supposed to do? Go hotwire a buzzer. Um, I mean, I don't know. She was Irish. She was about 12 and she was teaching third grade. She drank her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Big alcoholic nose. Big chubby cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. Red. Red. Red. Reddy. Reddy bronze. Yeah. Reddy bronze cheeks. She was gurgling Jamison in the back. What do you think is going on with the drinking over there with the Irish? Well, I think that they're trying to stay alive and they're, it's, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Irish bogs, cranberries, large greens, I mean, I'm not, I'm not being a judgey. I'm saying, no, no, the spirit, the spirit and the culture of like Irish Catholic alcoholic right here, baby. Irish Catholic. Irish. I mean, like Irish pubs. Yeah. I feel like drinking is a big part of it. It's the weather. Probably. Why do you like it a lot? We know Wisconsin is the lowest mortality rate or whatever it means when someone dies the oldest. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what I moved on that cheese to drink the same amount of drinks that double the price here in low spiel is no, you cannot do that cocktail for I'm drinking anymore. Good. Okay. As a Friday, 27 bar bartender, I'll take the most smartest for $27. The problem is I always want to have like one or two drinks and go home and the problem is the group gets one or two drinks and changes plans. I always go out with a plan. I'm going to have these two drinks and go perfect love and the group is always like, what we had. Three, so should we have seven, like it's always some kind of gay me against the world. And I'm just like, yeah. But the problem is substances have affected my life. Tea. Period. Tea. Pears take a break. And when do I get famous enough that I get to stop paying for drinks at gay bars? Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Everybody. Okay. Everybody. Everybody. This is wild. Okay. Why is she paying for her fucking drinks? This is crazy. Because everyone wants to go. Okay. This is, everyone wants to go to the first national bank. No, no, no, no, no. This is crazy. Let me tell you, Miss Connor. Miss Connor, hold on. Miss Connor. Go for Miss Connor. Okay. She's dead. Great. I got her. I got her. Miss Connor. We need Sylvia and Emory. And when I walk in a gay bar, bartender should drop everything, grab a full bottle and start whipping. And you like the sock on the end. It's Molotov cocktail. The most smartest. And the great news is I go home early. I don't get hung over. I just have burns. It stimulates the economy. It grows the economy. So this is a shout out to, um, and I also wanted to talk directly to Karen with Dimension all the people that I want to fuck this episode. Oh, I love shout out. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is a shout out to all the motherfuckers who are, find themselves behind a bartending apparatus. When you see Miss Tricks Ann roll up in her pink Cadillac or her mobile home or her Barbie car with the dead bird in it, honey, you better get that. New Jersey turnpike rattle gripped and squeezed into a shot glass from Miss Tricks Ann. No charge. No tip. No unnecessary pain, suffering or anything. You got to get a bottle of Yagermeister, a brogermeister, a bottle of Hymanmeister, a Liebermeister and a bottle of Jurgen. And a bottle of Jurgen. So she can, so she's a stroke. Hey guys, Tricks Ann, you're having a Jurgen's Cherry Almond pride party at the spot in West Hollywood. Yeah. And it could happen by the way. It could happen. Also, maybe we can get Jurgen our fingers up and find your G spot. Hashtag logo TV hashtag G spot hashtag gay Gibson. Hashtag gay Gibson. Hashtag gay Gibson girl Hashtag Gibson guy Hashtag logo TV. Girl, I wish you could wait, I was still shouting out. Oh yeah. So if you don't listen about the soup guy, the soup guy, not soup, not see, no, that guy who can be your house with soup three times. Love this. Oh, you know, we're, so if you see Tricks Ann in the streets and she's struggling and Brooklyn and makes, that makes things meet, please give her a shot. If you got over the soup guy, I thought that was like a love affair of your life. I knew this was going to happen. I hate getting invested in your relationships because the person's gone in like two days. I tried three times. I love Tom Hanks or I love Tom Hanks is not trying. That's eating. Get his number. No, no, no, he didn't come back. He didn't come back, but I did have sex with, so I, I've been trying, I've been trying. I said, please give my sister Tricks Ann some drinks so I can go have some sex. I went to the gym today and I said, I got up in the handstand for the peace letter and I said, these are the people that I want to have sex. So this is a shout out to Tom from Opus Fairfax. He works at the front desk. Jeremy, I know you're straight. Can't fuck me. Hey, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I also want to have sex with Henry Cavill, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg. I want to have sex with John Claude Van Dam, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Schreiver. I want to have sex with Sam Kinnison, Sandy Bullock, Nicole Kidman. What about the other Superman? The new one's fine as hell too. Oh, Peter Winklemeyer? Love him. Yeah, it is. No, no, it's, it's Dan Divensport or something like that. Henry Cavill's so beautiful, but the new Superman is also. Thank you so much. My God. The new Superman. I'll roll in the zoo. Wow. Roll in the hay. Roll, roll, roll in the hay. Are you a Tom Holland fucker? No. So Tom Holland, you can buy her a drink, but I know you guys in day, so I think the lesbians want him. Yeah, no, they should. I've learned weirdly. No one wants men more than lesbians. Is that true? Is that Laura? That's any card carrying lesbians and should be like, oh, we'll have to ask Laura, Tom Holland sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was you an eye? No. Oh, right, right, right. Our long con is that the lesbians are trying to get to you and I because we're whatever's beyond women. It gets worse. Yes. Right. You're the Jaeger Meister and I'm the Wolf Blister. Jaeger bomb. - You guys are thawing out that yiggurba. - Most smartest. - I feel I met on "Motional Crossroads" because my brother invited me to come to "Roll Wisconsin" for Thanksgiving. It's not that I don't want family time. It's that I'm afraid my family's gonna be there. And also, it's just cold. Going to it's Northern Wisconsin in the Thanksgiving times. - I know. - Whatever happened to summer. - Hydrixie. - Whatever, I'm gonna hate Tracy. It's a Fourth of July. It's gonna be a long three day weekend. - Cut dogs. - Yeah. - Cut dogs. - Get up here for those winter. - I know. - I did fall in line. I reconnected with my first love. My first crush. His name is Nick Samowski. Love him. Polak. Polish guy. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, he knows I'm talking about him. Don't trust. - Does he know he's Polish? - He knows he's Polish. His mom recently died. - Oh, okay. - And she was a trumper. So he was like, good riddance bitch. Good riddance. Baby, I'll say it. Trixan, I'll say it. - Mary. - See you later, bitch. Thanks a lot, bitch. - That's how I feel. - Bye, trumper. - That's how I feel. - That's how he feels. Where it's like, there's nothing to process. Good riddance. We'll see you in hell or heaven or whatever. Trixan. - There's other people to worry about. - Thank you. - Like me. - Well, like me. - We lost Tim Curry. We lost all the parts. And these things happen in threes. And I haven't talked to Kelly Bantle today. - Oh, God. RIP, the voice of an angle. - The voice of a generation. - Which generation we don't know. George Washington, the voice of many generations. - She's the voice that she's-- - She's the voice of the voice of boss baby. - Yes. She's the boss baby. - She's the boss baby. - She's like, I'm the baby, I'm the boss. (laughing) - I signed the wrong name. - Also want to fuck. I'd also like to fuck Patrick Swayze, RIP. I'd also like to fuck against Tom. I would just want to be very, very clear about this. Tom, at the gym, you work the front desk. You know who I am. I know who you are. Let's make it happen. Let's make a deal. I also want to-- - Perhaps when they hear this and then you go see even the wild and then-- - Oh, no, no problem. They'll be like, I heard you. I see you. It's not happening, boo. Check it. A white refrigerator. We don't have a note for management. They won't even start wiping your ass with the gym towels. - Thank you. - Thank you, Trixan. - I love Tom Hanks. - What do you think I do that Mr. Wonderful averages at a hotel about four towels per shower? I was thinking, what's wet? Everything's so wet. I go in the bathroom, there's no hand towels. There's no towels for me. And we also, he doesn't like to have the room cleaned. - Trixan. - So then I just live with wet towels for days. - I'm probably going to get-- - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - I'm in a pneumonia. - No, what's the thing where-- - You're making everyone get illogie. They made me get immunized for it to move into my door. - Crick neck. Crick neck. - Wooting cough. - Spirillina. - Spirillina. - No one I get it. - Spirillina. - Hypodroxy Spirillina is a killer in the hotel industry. - Did you and I talk about my dad dad on this pod? - No. - We didn't, did we? - I kept mentioning to bring it up, but I didn't. My real dad died a couple months ago and it was just, kind of odd. - I don't know if it's work, but it was kind of weird. And so I didn't know how he felt about it. So I didn't talk about it. And then I went on this pod and she asked me about it and it just, you know me, just brought it up. - There. - That's someone else's pod talking about my own dad dad. - Well, what are you gonna do? Like this, like, I don't know what I was doing. It was just like a complicated thing because-- - Did you cry? - I was just explaining how it's weird because if you don't know your parent, but then you find out your parent dies, it's a very weird thing. - Yeah, it's like Sam Wheat, say it. - Sam Wheat. - It's like Sam Wheat, but also it's like, I don't know you. It's not sad about not knowing you, but I guess I have some kind of awareness that this will, this happened and it will never, I will never know you. - Yeah. - Kind of weird. - I mean, I guess the person is responsible for the fertilization of an egg via his sperm that it produced you. It does affect you in some way in the way that I love Tom Hanks. But, you know, if you don't have a relationship on the human sphere with them, then, you know. - That's what I felt weird about it. It was like, what am I supposed to feel? 'Cause it's just like somebody I don't know, telling me to tell me somebody else I don't know, dies. - Well, kind of weird. - The thing about this, so when I had my neighbor climb up the ladder right up the three-story townhome, vertical ladder with a giant gas tank to fix his air conditioning 50 yards away. And I was like, great, great, love this. He and his father are going to die, right? I was like, so that's gonna be awkward. When I see their bodies tumbling through, were they trimming the trees? 'Cause they were trimming the trees at my house and I swear to God, these guys were doing something. Okay, we have palm trees in my yard. Have no branches. Hi. - Hello. - Hello. - How do you climb it? They have a harness with, it's crazy. - And they like-- - Shimmie. - Shimmie, shimmie. - Yeah, they have that. - The tree, it's like hump it. - You know hump it up. - And they're up there with the chainsaw on one hand. - Don't you know. - Hanging, like someone's, lesbian carabiner is hanging there, chopping branches. And oh my God, I just was in my house hiding 'cause I get weirdly guilty. Not that I can know how to trim trees. You're really guilty about being like a witness to it being hot outside and someone up a tree. - Yeah. - Well, I love to do it. I love to get involved in the mix, put myself in the court as to speak. 'Cause I have a manual saw. It's one of those cartoon saws from Looney Toons. (barking) - Hearts everyone, does not grow the economy. - And I put it next to your Charlize Theron, the axe. - Yeah, I hawk the axe up there and see where it sticks in stays. And then I go up there, I shimmie up the thing with my little butt out. Little my little butt out. - What's the fastest way to get up there is? - Answer my pain. - Hellpaymen, chop off the head, float. That's the fastest way. - And then, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. - That's the fastest way. - Yeah. - Hearts do. - Why get one of those butt loops? Most visits. - Most visits. - How do they teach people to do that? Because that looks so dangerous. But part of me is trying to think of the physics of it, your own body weight. - It's really dangerous. - You probably have a root. - It probably feels more secure than a ladder. - Oh, well, I know. Yeah, I guess it is. Why not both? Why not both? - Maybe so. - Yeah. So I'm, um, high on marijuana. - Yeah. - Talking to Tyler Perry. - And by the way, I think it comments on this pod about how it's disrespectful to me to talk to you about my recreational drug use. - Excuse me. I would decide, excuse me, Miss Connor. - This Connor. - This Connor. - Miss Connor, I will decide for myself a grown-ass woman and a big man, big huge man. - Yeah. - Fat, fat, fat pig. - Huge. - What is, what is describable and distasteful for my own pleasure and enjoyment? Thank you. - I don't know. - Also, we're two people who are living in the now, living in the moment, who'd love Tom Hanks. - I'm the woman of the 90s. - We're in the 90s, we're two women of intelligence, integrity and energy. I think we get to decide what goes and what stays for us just as human beings meet you. - Right. - You and I. - And you know what? - What's minus? - I could walk out of here. Kelly Mantle will be in here like that. - With her face covered up. The entire face. Ninja, can't see her. - Don't want to see her. - If you have a guy now notice, Kelly's bangs have covered her eyes. - Yeah. - She's like a phone covers up to the nose. - She just see two nostrils. - Just two nostrils. - It's two blood holes. - Better painted black to for biggerness. - Yeah. - For biggerness. - For biggerness. - For biggerness. - For biggerness. - For biggerness. - So we, our confirmation on biggerness through lash extension, through nostril extension. - Nautilal extension. - Receipt. - So I'm, so but I watch so much of that talent and duration that I started to really surprise myself by the way. - Like watching it like this. And they're like up next. - Well, she's fucking disgusting. - Oh, I'm like, oh God, your daughter looks like an old man. - Oh my God. - Oh, she's fucking bald. - Oh my God. - And then I had to be like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. But then I'm like, it's my right to sit home and say these things to myself. - Absolutely. - I'm not in the world. I'm not sending letters. - No. - I'm not going with their social media and saying, I saw you in an episode of this. I don't like it. - No. - And you should KYS, yellow bitch. - No. - But it makes, it's like when people want to drag race. And they're like, no, no. People have never done drag. - Oh my God. - I don't like it at all. When we had watched the Lullary gift bag episode. - What happened? - Well, I'm going to be frank. And I'm ready to tell my story to people magazine and Joey Nulfi. - Because I was, that's sad because Cameron Sheets is getting it first. And then Evan Ross Katz has the exclusive. - The exclusive. - But people magazine is on the line and they really have a right to know what had happened on the night that the bag went on to the body. And what happened was this. It was a lot of malicious gay phagotry. It was a lot of, it was a lot of flagrantly abusive talk. A lot of rhetoric. A lot of rhetoric being spewed at the television. And Joseph's straight brother and his wife, sister-in-law were there. So they had a front seat to all this malicious gay phagotry, pageantry rhetoric. VHM, elder abuse, evil, the fruits of evil, the devil, a bunch of nuns. It was crazy. I found myself screaming things at the television that I had never thought it was previously capable of screaming. And I'm not talking about Ms. Connor. I mean, I put my full pussy on the deli counter in terms of that screaming, that screeching, and that the violent imagery that came out of my mouth, via rhetoric. - So that's how I was with the toddlers. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. I get it. It's totally understandable. Because they're putting themselves, you're just flirting around in this like, Moroccan bizarre full of spices and shoes and you're like, that's disgusting. I love that by the way. - Right. I'm not, God, I'm certainly not a pageant. - No, and you're not, you're not publicly humiliating anybody. - I'm not going on Twitter and saying, this little girl that I saw in this episode looks like a old man. - Yeah. - Should KHS, no, no, no, no, no. - But I almost heard myself call this little girl a bald man and being like, "But you can just, you can just, you can say that." - I am a bald man. - Thank you. - Right? - Which, you know what, it makes me think about myself again. I love my neck. - Right. - And I'm not going to get a neck lift. - What's wrong with you? - I mean, your neck is doing what it's supposed to do. - Thank you. - It's supporting that little head. - My little head. - Yeah, that teeny little head. - That teeny little head. - That sexy head. Tricks in. - I love Tom Hanks. - I love Tom Hanks. - I do. - Oh, I missed Summer Tramp. It was yesterday. - Oh, that's tough. - That's a fun party. - That's really tough. That's tough. - I miss business. - Most smartest. Summer Tramp. You know, I'm aware, like I know what's going on at these Summer Tramp parties. I don't know if you do. - I've been once. - Okay, well, let me tell you what. - It's outside. - It's outside. This is what it's giving. It's giving Trampy Summer. - Trampy. - Trampy. - No, no, no. It's giving GHB. Black cocaine is giving black. It's giving this black box, need a black ox. - It's giving extreme peptides.com. - Extremepeptides.com is giving Milana Tantu. It's giving Melanie Griffith. It's a two-way street test and you make it happen. It's giving Katherine Parker of Wundishin.co.unzi. It's giving Jack Trainor. It's giving Joan Kusak. - This is a great location for the Gays and Los Angeles who have no job but are constantly exhausted. - Thank you. And you know, they're getting into a waymo because they're jeet out to the max. They're so jeet, they can't even, they're like, "Oh, ooh." They're not a woman of intelligence integrity or energy at that moment 'cause they're on so much GHB. It was just fine. But yeah, I didn't go to Summer Tramp 'cause I'm too afraid of public sex. - Right. - You're gonna get sex. - I'm not going on that list. - No, I'm not going on that list, girl. I'm not gonna be fooled into that again. I'm not doing that whole song and dance again, where people invite me out to a loveable cookout or barbecue or some kind of gay dance party with homos and dancing in the sun and sweating and smiling in the sunlight of the spirit and a pool. And then I take out my nasty little bikini, my monochini, my tankini, my little bits and little, start shining in the sun and people say, "Pito." - Right. Not with that neck, though. - Thank you. - We mean, oh, the grizzled turkey neck. - The girth. - But I'm not, I love Tommy. - It's not that your neck is big. It's that your head is so little. So what do we do? - I'm not going to, excuse me, I'm not going to a fucking sex party with a public. - That's like, have you ever been with a guy who has, it's like a long dick, but the texture is really small. - Oh, no, no. - And it's like pointy like a spear, but then the other side of that is the people who have, you remember, did dickhead that is so big, that you're like, when you pull this out of me, I'm going to be turned inside out. - Yeah, plunger. - Yeah, it's so great. - Breaks the sound barrier. - Thank you. - If you can get it in, you're like, "If you pull that out, I'm going to, I'm going to turn inside." - Sonny, the hedgehog. Oh, Tritzian. - And I tell you, these people are always tops. They're always tops. And they're always like, let's just, we'll just go slow. - I'm like, slow. - Slow, it's an ottoman, honey. - Thank you. - I haven't had anything on my butt for, since I got out of the hospital. - Well, let me tell you this, I don't miss this about being single. When the guys come over and they say they don't want a buck, it's a lie. - Oh, they want to put in your butthole. - Oh, I don't know if I want a buck. - Well, really, because yeah, you do. - Yeah, you do. - Get out of here for real. - Yeah, you do. - They all do. - They all do. - It's me, they all do. - They all want it. They all want it. They all want it. - I don't want to see it, then I want to lick the asshole, now I want a buck. Now we're doing all this. - Are you for real or it's a share, come and share, are you for real? - No, that's why I always had, yes. But that's why I always had good boundaries about it. Here's what I'm not doing. If we're going to hook up, here's what I'm not going to do. - Okay. - So how do I get there? - They get there and they're like, - Well, and they are really want to buck you. - Well, we have a, I'm, now I'm Chris Hansen. - Yes. - I'm like, I have the transcript. We said we weren't going to have sex. - Thank you. - So what are you doing here? - What's going on? Thank you. So do you have any advice for me to, so I need to nip this in the, but also I need to ascertain whether certain individuals are actually interested in having sex because sometimes they say, like, would you like to hang out and they say, yeah, we just, we're three guys live in here, like my neighbor across the street. And I interpreted that as one, have sex and he said, I think just play video games, which I know is a step and so not other thing. - It is. - I know, I know, I know, sorry. - I know, I know, Jesus. - But I also hate that. - Why don't you just come over and play PlayStation? - Are you going to be nude when I get there? - Well, that's okay. - Okay, thank you so much. I feel so seen and validated. - Well, I do sex, but I need to know. I need to know too. I was like, you don't shake my hand. You don't look me dead in this gray, milky eye and then say, and then say, we're just three guys and then say this exact words, by the way. We're just three guys living here. Let me know if you ever need anything. And then the gleaming in the eyes, like Twinkle's like Amber Atkins. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not drugs. I swear to God, that's what I thought. I thought it was drugs and I was like, I was like, yeah, it's dangerous, stranger danger. But also like, it wasn't like a come over here and do drugs thing. It was like, if you'd ever need to get weeded out or whatever, I don't know, weeded out. - The other thing people are like, when I was, when I was, I've been single in years now. But when I, I don't want to make this sound like it was yesterday. But when the guys just want to come over and 420, like 420, come over and smoke weed on the couch with a stranger. And then maybe what, get felt up when I'm evaporated. - Thank you. That's fucking crazy. - These titties, this heat, this neck, this neck. It also makes me think of guys who are like, you want exchange photos. But then when I get there, you want some kind of, it's gonna be dark when you walk in. Then why? We all know each other looks like, so what do we do in Dracula? - We do in Dracula sex. - Yeah. - Castlevania. - Castlevania, Castlevania. I've been reading some really great books. I got, I went to, yeah, I am, I love Tom Hanks. And I went to, I went to this guy's incredible art sale, studio sale, Andrew's friend, Michael's incredible artist, oh my god, I got the most insane art. Crazy shit. You're gonna love it. Like crazy shit for so, like-- - Are you gonna put in your house? - I'm gonna put in my house, but I'm gonna bring something to the studio. - I was gonna say you could put something here. - I mean, oh, oh shit. - Absolutely. Well, some of that would be distracting because it's a bare ass, a little porn-ish. - No. - But porn-ish? - Porn-ish, a little pornography-ish, a little pornography. It's fine. - I can't, you can't define pornography, it's from everybody. - It's nudity. - nudity. - Racist loves men. - Is it a guy butt? - Yeah, it's a guy butt. - She can give up. You care? - Permission to put up some new butt. - And nixies so many butts. - That's true. - He don't care. - But you know what I asked him to do last week. And this is okay. This is okay. Nick, don't worry about this. But I asked him, I was like, I asked one of our direct, I asked our director point of blank if he knew anybody I could have sex with, and I realized that that is me, not the most appropriate. - What day was this? - Last week. I loved Tom Hanks. And I, so I asked him, I was like, do you know what? - Do you know about Grindr? - There's guys on there who want to have sex. - Which one is that? - Yeah, how come Grindr, does Grindr give you an extra, a subscription for a high profile? The 99 dollar a year one? Girl, can I say I love all of you? - Yeah. - It's not even about being a whore. - It's about being cheap slut. - I don't care if you think I'm uppity. I don't care if you think I'm rich. You would have never caught me out there with the free Grindr. - Oh, what is that even? - You would have never caught me out here. - Oh wait, refrigerated. - You would have never caught me out there with the free Grindr. - Scrolling up and seeing four people who live on the block. I need to be able to go look in Pomona in case things get dire. - You're going to listen to "Home of Donna" before you get another photo? - Yes, I know, I know. - I know you want you to cook, but it's been Donna, like, love. This is Charlie X3X. I know you're looking to get fisted to not. But I need you to listen to me album, as he goes like bottom line portraits before you get your pussy blown out. Here's my song called "Pussy Get It Blown Out." Hey guys, this is Taylor Swift. I'm coming to your life from Nashville, Alabama. And I just want to let you know before you get that woodwork stuck down, the dick, the dick, the big ol' ass ass ass. Me and Nicole get me the Keith Urban, got that swing by and our PJs and let you know how it is. - Yeah. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - High gays. - Yeah. - High gays, it's Rihanna. I don't have any more music, Clint. - But I got these Fenty panties. - Yeah. - Fenty panties. - It's a-- - Yes, girl. - I just feel like stealing. - And I don't work for Grindr, you do. - I do. - I feel like no ads, what are the other things? Disappearing photos. - Yeah, Tom Hanks. - There was a lot of things about it. - There's a lot of Tom Hanks. - I got worth the money. - Yeah, of course. I mean, the proof is in the pudding, the devil's in the details. The only thing we do know about Grindr is that you are going to get laid at some point. But I want to suggest that it maybe it is our directors fault for not providing me a behind the scenes kind of introduction to some man that he has maybe vetted before with his own two eyes. - I think he only uses eyes to vet these people. - Thank you, feel them up. - Let's see. - It's like when you put the thing in and wipe it off on the car. - Oil. - Oil. - It drips the oil. - It drips the oil. - Yeah. - Well, that's awful. - No, no, it's okay. That's disgusting. - Painting. - Painting. Painting. - I'll allow it. Thank you, Judge. - I went to the Armenian car shop to get my car looked at. The oil changed and the tires realigned. - What? - Where are you? - Did you do it too? - Did you do it too? - Did you do it too? Where, first of all, there's a sign that says, "I'm not screaming, I'm Armenian." - Love it. - Love it. - Love. - Is that the vibe? - Yeah. - Oh, the vibe is, the vibe is so periodic. Listen, as I get older and lose my hearing as a DJ, I'm going to get more and more Armenian friends. - Thank you. - Because I'm going to hear them crystal clear. They're screaming. They're loving their left laughing. It's brother, brother, brother. I love it. Love it. Love it. They don't take me to the cleaners because they're right down the street. That's my brother. It's my sister and drag. - These guys. - And also, their brother is the cleaners. Next door. And I was like, I was like, I think I know enough about myself and about the world, about geography, history, politics and everything, about sexuality, human masculinity, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To not ask these men. - What about pottery? - Pottery. Pottery. Pottery. Pottery. Pottery. Pottery. Pottery. And I'm not going to ask what I'm just going to be friendly with these guys, get to know them, getting to know all about them, getting to like them, getting to hope they fixed my car. That way, right before I was about to say, hey, I noticed you guys were super hot in masculine. And I noticed that you probably have a different relationship to masculinity since you've left Armenia, Yerevan. I'm sorry, that's Georgia, Armenia, anyways, whatever. Since you left the mainland, right, and came to America, I know you probably have a different relationship to masculinity, perhaps, and you probably have wives or girlfriends. But you know, for whatever it's worth and not for nothing, of course, I would suck the huge hard cock right off of each and every one of your single bodies, blast your genitals through your scrotums hack and blast them your Holy Spirit until the cows came home. And we were just blaming on Diane Lane, Diane von Fursten, Sandy, Diana Rigg, Sandy Bullock and Nicole Kidney. Okay. Kidney man. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. I love Tom Cruise. But you didn't say these things? I came this close. I was on the radio. She really proud of you, because thank you. Well, I still hadn't paid for the car yet. This 2026. We got to let people be comfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have to say everything. No, we don't have to say everything. I have to, what I, what I prefer to say with all my mind, I prefer to live in my truth, and I prefer to drive it down to, if you ever, to go to the store. Okay, so I wanted to go to the store. I noticed your outfit and I say I love it when you're picking purple because I really don't see you I really I think you I have a hard time with purple I really don't like purple I think it looks great on you and this is when the power of girls cake worthy collection They sent it to me it's snake worthy it really gets my chain most snarkly and barky. Yes. Wow. Yeah It was in 45 minutes left to see up just see as that's how much we have left right? Okay I've been doing my adult online education. You know, are you for real? Yeah get out of here. Are you studying? I told you about this. Well, tell me again We're on the pod deeper at dance music production deeper deeper dance music production skills Okay, learning a lot. Yeah, and so I've been getting into a lot of news about musical mind, you know You got such a musical mind honey. It's a waste to be here. I should go you should get out of here. You've got such a musical mind I always laugh when like obviously like Prince Deli Parton whoever they always are like oh, they're people their team their lore is like they would write like 30 songs a day That's not true and I would be like I believe you're brilliant. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're not fixing Armenian cars gale like like gale King does it go to space every day Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know if that makes sense I would I had to go I went to downtown Los Angeles and went to a place called Hollywood DJ and I haven't been there because it's like 30 minutes From my house, but I was like you know what they have this equipment that I want. I wanted this teenage engineering product this little OP one like little Like I love music things we can make music away from your computer. Yeah, right? So I wanted to buy that treat myself It was my birthday. Don't yell at me. So I go down there So I've never been to this area of Los Angeles How much piss was there? How much about piss because I'm from Hollywood. Oh, duh, my capital of the world. Thank you dry Pass, thank you. I'm not afraid of blood. I'm not afraid of on house people. I'm not afraid of no nudity No, public sex. I've seen everything over in Hollywood and I'm shocked. It's my community I walk through like a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I live large just a roséos. Yes, but This on this street. There was a lot of car detailing and window tinting services. Okay, so what I didn't know is that that means that it's very Hey big spender. They walk right up to the car And they but I didn't know this so people come right up to the car wash your windows holding a roll of that stuff They tint the windows with and I know what it was and they weren't I'm not start streaming Well, they don't speak English and I don't speak Spanish, right? So I'm just like DJ store DJ store and they they pointed okay, but I didn't know So once you say no to one person every single place has a barker someone outside coming up knocking on the window I think it's fierce and I'm not gonna tint the windows on the Volvo. No Looks like a mother with a secret Yeah, I just wish I would have known yeah, but I asked I drove down a street with all window tinting in a car with not tinted windows I got you so it's kind of like what were you wearing was she drinking? I kind of was I was like was she picking out on something stinking right? Yeah, but because I didn't know where I was I was so confused because it looked to me like a street fare Yeah, there was music there was tense and so I was like can I drive through here? Is there like a thing going on? Can I go over there? And they were they didn't and we were nobody can understand each other And I didn't get my windows tinted But you did sell candy at the airport and we that Meredith Vieira selling candy at my kiosk at the airport It's just that's just we've heard that's just what we've heard So do you think I should get my windows tinted? Do you get do you get the windshield tinted? No, no, no, no, no You don't have to get your windows tinted Batman. You don't have to get your windows tinted But you do get you're gonna get those um 16 inch rims in crazy love, but I think the back seats of my car are tinted Okay, cuz it isn't illegal to have tinted front windows. We well you don't need to that you don't need any tinting What are you doing in there? That's so un unseeable Jerk in it. Jerk in it are you you're drunk in the penis you're drunk in the penis? Anyway, it was um it was kind of a comedy of errors because it's in the way neighborhood was in Didn't know that this was one DJ store on a whole street of windows tinted services So I was like this is weird, but the truth is It's weird that I drove down that street without tints and that's kind of a fun story I wanted to share and I kind of thought the reaction would be bigger We could go I love Tom Hanks. I listen. I love Tom Hanks. Listen to me just We don't have to stay shut up shut up. I need to tell you something that is so important. You're gonna die. What is it? I have been Since my My brain has been actively um trying to repair itself from certain dangers that may have may happen Certain dangers certain things that may or may not have transpired mercury mercury. Thank you retro. Godday. Yeah. Icho. Godday I have my language acquisition and retention skills have been through the roof now I know you got a musical mind, but it's it's recent And your Amber Dexterous, which is great So what languages are we taking on now? I um So yeah because you said you were going to the Russian meetings. Yes. So Russian is better than ever just in time for nobody to want to speak it anymore Better than ever. Yeah, Russia's doing better than ever. She's she's been struggling Russian in general is doing so good right now Russian is up three points. Is that the tattoo shop the entire day cannot believe I gotta say this for the next episode I was at the tattoo I did I got to can we see it? No, because it's not done I'll give you the speak. I'll give you the whole speed. I got five tattoos I got five tattoos at the I spent the entire two days terrorizing this tattoo shop. It was so fierce run by a Russian woman named Sasha. How come you're not okay? Can I just say how come you're not allowed to have a drink before you get a tattoo But you can go in there get five tattoos with no wellness check. What the fuck is going on? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they got money. They'll just tattoo anything on anything absolutely. Oh, well Also, you can just get anything taken off these days. It's a whole different world Eating disorder is our good eating disorder. Whatever. I've just been baking the whole time Well, these were sent to us. These are behave Three sugar three grams of sugar. It's like we're saving money. It's like we're saving my life. No, you're gonna be mad If it's not I think you're gonna be chewing on the pod. It's probably not good I was listening most smartest. Okay, so I terrorized this whole fuck these two tiktokers come in. You're gonna fucking die You're gonna fucking die. So I would love to I'm doing a floor show I am doing the full English spread eagle splits screaming screaming Everybody's laughing except these two tiktokers these two young guys who are they come in with their phone screens pressed into their face and they're like this They can't be other tiktokers. Why just assume they're tiktokers. They're like 25 Right. So anyways, they got one has the perm the tiktok perm and there's got a flash mob in front of his face that goes down to here like elemental and And I say Would they're talking about strippers about making it rain on the strippers and I was like I was like I'm gonna throw them I'm gonna throw them a curveball here I was like have you ever seen this stripper and I I show him a picture of me on the beach with a knife and drag as Katya and like they're like oh wait that's a trans That trans what that trans dancer And I quote that's that trans dancer oh shit I was like that what that trans dancer and he's like yeah, yeah, right and that that trans dancer. I was like I wouldn't say dancer Thank you if I was there. I would have said dance dancer two life feet. Are you kidding me? I'm a dancer in that red neck and a bum hip and I'm not gonna give you trans either. Thank you Yeah trans dancer and I quote is that that trans dancer. I said it's me. They're like we knew it We knew it We knew it. Yeah. What were you wearing? You were dressed the same. You forgot to say that With no makeup on the same outfit no makeup With my asshole out Are you sent me a video of you getting the tattoo and you're kind of like I don't want to be pornographic But you're kind of like yeah spread eagle. That's when I was really letting me have it Just what's that about I was showing my just airing my puswara I also got um one of them I was uh they did a handstands after they were really catching the fever They really caught the fever from me. Do you do handstands with the tiktokers? No, I was doing handstands with the tattoo artists and then they when I left and went home They were doing handstands against the wall falling over sending me videos. It was a real riot It was real great but type shit type shit type yeah a king shit king shit. Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying to say type shit What does that mean? It's like a thing young people say that's like type shit. It's like yeah It's like yo MTV wraps type shit type shit. Oh, I love that. Yeah. I just kind of like trying different stuff Well listen, we got to evolve as people. I am the more the more things change the more they stay the same We watched Harry jose say clock it like this. What do you think about that? I think it's I think it's flagrantly abusive But I'm also like hey, I would love a Mary show too. Girl Mary Mary show. I watched the I like to watch that episode I forgot that he spits in her mouth. He's spits in her mouth But can I just say and if you haven't watched it already you look cook big no you look transcendent I watched I watched the first 10 minutes with Jennifer Nightingale the other night in my home. Yeah While we ate ta food food from Thailand, and I could not stop screaming at her about how good you looked You looked so good that gorgeous like a like lime Like key lime shadow that incredible hair the beautiful lip that cool dress the eyeball the she did love the shape Those orange tights. I was jerking it. I was joking it. I got weirdly lazy with the makeup I was severing my clitoris Squeezing out the juice. Well, you know those play pigments. We have those like paints I'll just pick one of those and do the whole eye one color and that's it So that's just the green. Let's go And you don't have to powder you don't fall out. No pnv. No pnv Well No cam sex tonight guys. Oh, I just Tracy just flash us a note. This is Let's wrap up. Yeah. Well, so I you know what I've been doing. This is corny kill me or not. I'm care When I talk to my family members like my cousins my aunts and stuff on the phone I say all right. This is how we're gonna end the conversation because I don't like abrupt conversation Conversation enders. I don't like oh, we gotta go. Bye. As I say on the count of three we're gonna say I love you So one two three. I love you (upbeat music)