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Everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 196. This is the Christmas episode. Welcome back to You Should Know Podcast. This is the Christmas episode of You Should Know Podcast, episode 196. Your good karma has come for the audio listeners. I know sometimes whenever you put on your headphones and you're listening to the podcast every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, you hear things, but you don't know what's going on. Your DMs and your questions and your requests have been answered, have been fulfilled. Open up your phone right now. Look at my sweater. Look at my sweater. Spotify has video again. We're back. We're back. We're back. We are so back. We're back. That's just your first Christmas gift. If you're over on the Patreon, the Koala Club, the best place on earth, patreon.com slash you should know podcast. We are in five days of Christmas over there on the Patreon Koala Royalty. You will get a piece of content every single day, including a special Koala. Koala Royalty episode on Christmas Day. Stop playing. We got about 20 to 21 extra hours of content every single week over on the Patreon. We are Patreon is better than everybody else's. I will completely say that we have so many surprises for you. We are four episodes away from episode 200 where y'all get the surprise of a lifetime. We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh no. Here it goes again. Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, it's just at this point, I mean, I just, I don't, I just don't know where that came across as a good idea. It's literally visible for 10 seconds. Then all it does is. I mean, look at your, I mean, look at your, look at your pant leg. I mean, at this point, I don't know. Okay. No, no, it's going too far. It's wet now. Now I'm wet. Now I'm wet. Pure chemical. And the only time I like being wet. Let's take off months of my life. Only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're, you're what? Look at your beef jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. I mean, I mean, my jerky went to a fraternity party and just like slid on the bathroom. I mean, this is, it's snowing. I mean, that is bad. I mean, oh, we're going to have a talk with our, with our, with our people back here. Yeah, no, no more, no more Christmas episode. That's your last little, that's your last gig with the flocking. Hey, Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Oh, judge. You hear that? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, so much. Merry Christmas. You did that wrong. Ooh, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. But can I be honest? Let's hear it. And audio listeners. This is the part where you, you take it off the audio. You look at the video that's now available on Spotify, available on Spotify socks. Let's look at this right now. My Christmas sweater. I have literally 3d printed reindeer stuffed animals going across almost like a satchel purse. Yes. Then I got these little, these little balls, these little stickers, little balls, balls. I mean, most. I got bells. You have bells, multicolored balls. And I don't know if you've seen this. My sweater got a battery back. Good job. Oh my God. I mean, there's different settings too. Quick light, slower lights, still lights. Oh, no, those aren't still, those are still dancing. Oh, oh, that's just like, is that an eyesore if I keep this going? That's it. I think I like it. I think you like it. I like it. It makes you sparkle. Thank you. Now what the f*** happened to you? Yeah, no, no. Boo. We hate cameras. We hate cameras. I heard that. I heard that. No, no, no. We got, we hit some extra glass. They did it under their legs. Like I can't hear it. They did it like this. I heard that. My parents are on the other side. Y'all can't see them. And they did support that. They did. They 100%. The first round they went, no, we love Cam. They went. Like it's a catchy jingle. They had it on the other side. Hey, it's not f***ing dressed for Christmas. Why aren't you dressed for Christmas? Now, are you not a Christmas guy? I'm very much a Christmas guy, but I, it was one of those mornings, you know, I just, it slipped my mind. I was getting ready. I said, I want to rock our merch. It's so comfy. So beautiful. They can't buy it anymore. You don't have to sell it. No, I know, but it's going to be hitting y'all's doorsteps or your mailboxes very soon. Okay. You can't get it on locker if you stay in apartment living, but, um, yeah, it just kind of slipped my head. I'm not going to lie. Now the fact that the Christmas episode slipped my head. That is a demerit. And I will take that on the chin. I mean, YSK Lord, the Christmas episode is up there with the most important episodes we've ever done. That's very true. We've always dressed up. First year. Always have. I don't remember. I was Santa. You were. I think I was a promiscuous Mrs. Claus. You were Mrs. Claus. The next year we both wore zip up. Zip up jingle bell trees. Trees. And then this year. I mean, is that what happens? When you have a kid, the life just gets sucked at you and all the joy. Well, the answer to that is absolutely. But as far as this, it was more of just a mental, a mental, a little brain fart. One of those. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't know what got into me. I saw the sweater and I said, it is the week of Christmas, isn't it? That's so unfortunate. Yeah. I'm sorry. Honestly, I've let the team down. But can I say the pants are somewhat. Somewhat Christmas flavor. Christmasy. Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. This is like a, uh, what would you call this? A sage. I would say a mint. Mint. Mint and mint. Peppermint. Peppermint. Christmas season. Peppermint. Christmas season. Make the food. Give it the season. Ooh. Nin. What the you call me? No, season. What did you just call me? Season nin. Season nin. Give it the food. Give it the season. Nin. Now, now, Kim, how do you feel about this? How do you feel about Christmas now that you're a father? Oh, God. Are you excited? Are you excited to give Malachi his first Christmas? I'm very excited. I think that's. No, it's not. It's not. I think it is. I think it's pointless. There's a hint of realism, though. Oh, the Christmas for the babies. Yes. I thought you were calling my excitement. Well. No, I agree with you. Yeah. It's absolutely pointless. Right. He has no clue what's going on. He's not going to remember it. The only thing he can do is look at documentation. And that's the thing. So I know the argument is going to be like, it's for pictures. It's for memories. We can look back on this and show you. Fake it. Set up a cool little scene. Take it as incredible. Like, dude, you had such a good first Christmas. We got you six real cars. Like, they're right under. We had to sell them. Times got hard. But they were right here. AI is incredible. That's what I'm saying. Fake this. I understand you love that little long-tongued, so-salivic kid. Like, I know you love him. I love him. I love him. But it's pointless. It's honestly pointless. No, it really isn't. It's pointless. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's pointless. It's pointless. It's pointless. It's pointless. No, it really isn't. To give him a good Christmas. Your son doesn't deserve a good Christmas at one years old. Well, okay, now he's deserving, but it just doesn't make too much sense fiscally or logically. Now what are you- He's deserving. He's a good kid. He's a good little boy. He's got that fat little white gut on him. He's a cute kid. He's a cute little kid. Good kid? I don't know. He's a good kid. I don't know about that. I don't know either. Because you put him into public for the first time with other children, he literally beat up another kid. So I don't know if he's a good kid. Love him still. He's got some internal Kennedy aggression coming out. He just can't regulate it yet. I hide behind my truth a lot. He just goes, "I want that ball." He goes, "Give me that." No, okay, deserving, maybe, maybe not. But you cannot convince his mom whatsoever. I knew that was going to be the front line defense where we're not getting past it. Oh my God. I'm just cannon fodder. She is the general. She's like, "No, no, no. That ornament, it doesn't give Christmas. He's not going to understand that one. Put that one lower. He can play with that one. And just because you're so stupid, go get him three more toys." And I go, "Yes, ma'am." And I'm off more toys. Okay. Now, since this is the Christmas episode, we should be honest with them, right? Let's do it. So your son's birthday, we were honest with them. You spent $2,000 on a balloon arch, right? And that's still absolutely ridiculous. I did not spend $2,000 on a balloon arch. I spent significant and stupid money. on a balloon arch four figures four figures four figures yes or no yeah yes okay so do you spend two thousand dollars on a balloon arch for a birthday no sir what's the budget for christmas surprisingly right surprisingly we got a lot of christmas stuff on black friday so save some money there okay and the toys they might be expensive like like just singled out oh 40 here 50 here we did not get him a ton though i'm honestly proud of live we got him maybe like legit six gifts but it's also we have his his birthday's a month later so he's probably gonna get another six or seven and then my birthday is another six seven it is i mean we're just we're grown seven we're so grown like we like we're it's getting close to tax season we're six seven that is mean that is an atrocity and the worst part is we're not gaining any cool points right now we're not gaining nothing you look like you're trying to eat the flesh of another being it's a six seven monster anytime that you say that the six seven monster you created your own beast you created the monster he's born inside of me i was born in the darkness no that's not okay no it's not okay no no we need to talk to voldy she needs she needs voldy has no say so she's absolutely she has no say so okay you know what no no no i don't even know what you're talking about you're talking about how my son you know he's fat and he has a tongue and one tooth but we're gonna we're gonna go to you this is christmas episode i'm putting your ass to the fire okay this man and voldemort well if you don't know voldemort's my significant voldemort is the significant other this man has a tickle monster this man has a tickle monster with a significant other and he goes oh who's coming oh who's gonna come to get you oh oh who is it oh it's a tickle monster he's 26. he tickles you know tickles his significant other in a voice as if he was doing it to my son he goes oh you know oh you bet oh you had a good day oh who's coming yeah that's funny but i'd much rather that you have to hide your snacks in the bathroom because you're not allowed to you like eat like babe i promise i'm doing the diet you have to live i'm trying just go straight to it you have snacks on your bathroom there's only there's one thing hidden right now it's the ferrero rocher's inside of santa's head it's on the counter they're chocolates they're my chocolates her ass wanted jolly rancher flavored candy canes can i okay this is another thing it's the christmas episode christmas hot take christmas hot take if you're consuming a candy cane that's not peppermint you are you are eight years old you have to be eight years old your mindset's eight year old my wife grown wife yeah green apple grape and strawberry flavored candy canes i didn't know that they made multiple i've never had that because you're a normal person and i just can i say christmas hot take let's just do christmas hot takes oh no it's not patreon christmas hot take candy canes aren't good candy canes suck candy canes are more of a workout than a flavorable dessert 100 it's like a you're buying a first class ticket to the dentist when you purchase a candy yeah it's just like sharp as hell it's sweet it's not the best like what do you do with the candy can this is what i do with the candy cane i'll shove that all right i'm deep there i'm i'm tickling the back of the throat a little bit of practice remember college hitting that little hitting that little punching bag with that candy cane so i get it in there i'm grabbing the hook part like this and i'm shoving in all right like that right there right uh-huh like i'm at the doctor all right and they're saying let me see that thing right or at your house and so i put it in and i suck a couple times right to get the initial flavor off i'm sucking and twisting it and then at the point at the point to where it turns into almost like a lip gloss oh you know that you know that feeling when you twist a candy cane and the flavor gets on your lips to like a coat at that point i'm done with it your father your father is behind the camera and he was watching you go oh yeah i'm sitting there slipping and sliding twisting and sucking it and i just quickly glanced i went and your dad was like this he was like he said you know i suck and twisted slime until it's a it's a little lip gloss right there and you know then i'm done with him your dad's went but y'all know what i'm saying that's what i no but on the candy oh i got some but on the candy canes i used to grab the hook i'd hook my lip quickly pretend i was a fish that was caught and then just bite down that's why i never liked him though because i went straight to biting i was never good with mints i was i had no patience there's a patient i put a mint in my mouth i was just going to town it's like you got a savory you got you're not a savory guy you're not a foreplay bandit i'm not you're like let's get to the i go i go this is a race you try to win as quick as you can i said come on there's no they don't need to warm up don't put your feet in the slots just blow that gun let's get to the finish line come on come on get the engine revving hurry up you know what to do what are some more christmas hot takes you have because i got a couple uh okay christmas hot takes when your stockings consist of only food that's a stocking i'm just gonna put that out there it's not if it's a bag of candy this is not halloween 2.0 right this is not halloween 2.0 yeah get get throw a little mini deodorant in there your kid probably stinks ew no throw a little throw 10 bucks little scratch offs in there no put something of meaning that's what i'm saying you can have 99 of the stocking be candy or food no the only thing that makes us your christmas stocking a stocking is if there's a lottery ticket a scratch that's the only thing gotta be a scratch off in there i got dude my parents one year i won 20 and i literally said oh my god 20 000 and i started screaming and running around yeah and they just let me go with it for like a day yeah and they're like oh my god i'm gonna be a scratch off in there i'm gonna be a scratch off in there i'm gonna be like but it's 20 bucks and i literally i've literally cried yeah i almost made six i almost made my dad cry we got him one of those prank lottery tickets oh and now i've seen my dad happy before like and you know i'm pretty sure he lived a pretty solid life we mean we had a good upbringing i thought he loved me i mean when he saw the amount of money on that lottery was the prank what was it like 10 000 it was like ten thousand dollars he scratched he goes who who who he said oh oh my god holy holy so yeah so he goes oh oh he goes look at it look at me man man look at this man man look at it look at it look at it he said tell me hand my glasses tell me i'm not reading this right look oh dude smile as big as as you ever seen the biggest smile ever oh that's in my heart i was like this joke has gone too far oh yeah right and we gotta put it down soft and now i knew that their marriage was solid it was on the rocks that day i mean when he's whenever my mom told him mark it's a fake lottery ticket it was either he's gonna end up in prison or it's a divorce happening luckily he walked away that's you know what i mean it was it was a scary christmas i'm gonna do some pull-ups man he's on the tree just yeah reffing him uh my christmas hot take is hot take my christmas hot take christmas dinners and christmas food is honestly it's the same with the stocking for me i don't want thanksgiving too thanksgiving too with not as much effort not as much not as much seasoning oh and it's kind of just thrown together yes i want another ham no yes i don't want him on jersey mics yes exactly ham again i don't and and it's like why is it the same food why is there why didn't christmas i mean jesus is important we all agree why we should give him a different meal let's eat naan and wine let's just do that like we can get really into character like we don't need another turkey and ham and dressing and green bean casserole i don't need that again yeah i already had it for four days last month yeah i'm not doing it again yeah i agree it's stupid you know you know you know my grandma rest in peace right cancer got her you know and i'm sorry you know that's his mother over there i mean normally these jokes happen through the internet and now he's right there uh it's a little harder huh she's she died of a severe cancer and so but um man yeah your battery pack check it real quick just what take two we used to do christmas eve over at her house now that was a religious woman right yes you know prayed and the whole thing right who who was that just prayed did the whole pray the net she prayed did the whole thing she had the nativity scenes there we go but in the old ones too the ones made out of wood now i think she was trying to instill good values onto her grandchildren she loved us right it worked so i go you are a wretched man i'm just and so and so i remember going over there for christmas eve right okay as a kid and this is when she was devout into like really super into it and i don't know for you non-religious people but there is like a body of christ yes which is normally presented in a wafer yeah and then there's the blood which is normally a juice yes yes sir right and so as a kid i didn't i was aware of what was going on but at the same time i'm growing i was hungry and so she would give us this and i remember complaining i was like can jesus be a little bigger so i can eat more i ended up eating two and a half jesus christ that christmas and honestly i think that's a first class ticket straight to the pearly gates i mean i i mean i have two and a half jesus's in me because of meemaw shout out meemaw yeah shout out meemaw no other food either it was strictly these little wafer things you know how many wafers you have to eat to get full i mean i mean a village of jesus i mean so much blood i am jesus's personal vampire that's how much of blood i'm for sake what he says one time in high school yeah with my friends simply because i wanted to i wanted to see what it was uh about i went to a catholic mass at 4 30 in the morning on a wednesday and they were doing they were also kneeling and standing a lot of a lot of knees yeah i mean they have knee cushions they're connected i'm dead serious on the back of the pews it comes out like a little roll-away gate like you just sit there and you and it's like time to go and you go all right and you dropped it i swear and i was like wow i'm so excited for the comments i was like it's a lot of knee work i was like we're here for a while oh so many jokes i could hear please don't i won't this is good talk anyway they were happy so i didn't know they had it i i guess every time i know if it's an every wednesday thing or maybe i just showed up on the right day yeah but they were also giving communion and i went yeah and they're like favorite activity and he looked at me he said no no you can't go unless you're a believer i said well i am though and they're like i wouldn't go up there and i went but then it looks like i'm a non-believer and i want to stand firm in my faith i want to walk by faith right so i go up there and i took a little wafer right and then i took about a one and a half fluid ounce shot of like a pinot grigio it was real wine yeah i said this is not welch's i said what is this and then i go to school afterwards and let's just say i was a little light-headed you said you got hung over one i'm sitting there i said oh i do know what x is i said this all makes sense now well i was like i went you're in the priest went god bless you you wouldn't let me teach this class i said you sit down hag i said if you take guys the x you're focusing too much on the x just look at the x it was crazy it was a crazy time yeah that's christmas hot takes man i mean this is a special time man i got another one i'm so sorry go ahead no i love it christmas hot take yeah yeah if you open up a gift on christmas eve you lack patience i mean i mean i thought i knew my employees i didn't know let's just say this hey wait till the morning no no no you don't go to people's door knocking for candy on october 30th you don't eat thanksgiving dinner on wednesday night you wait till the day i like this debate because you're completely wrong no i'm completely right oh oh y'all y'all just y'all just y'all just biting it oh you're just itching to get your gifts here open one sweetie we'll do we'll do team pajamas no we're going we're going to do family pajamas that you get at that point why you let them open a gift if it's a predetermined gift and it's clothing that you're going to wear tomorrow morning you're making assumptions about people's christmas ease no it's not something that's hard based facts your first thing you said is you don't knock and trick-or-treat on the day before halloween you don't go on the calendar on october 30th does it say halloween eve no exactly it's not a holiday you know it is a holiday on the 24th christmas eve right it's a holiday for a reason you're supposed to what's the reason it's the eve the eve of what christmas okay and then what happens on christmas it's christmas day and that's when you do what celebrate jesus and his birth and the the the new money grabbing technique of the world open presents okay on christmas right i don't know well it depends on right because christmas eve i i got gifts from you were impatient no no i got it was the it was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household right so we would go over to memos house that's when i ate three and a half jesus's whenever i went and i was stuffed off jesus i went in and then so my grandma my aunt my grandpa that's it you know earl was with his guitar my grandma my grandpa paul paul i think there's an earl in there they might be the same guys i don't know what about a sick guitar i saw paul the other day i saw paul you saw paul paul just showed up to the house what not my house their house i was at their house paul just showed up cool guy cool guy really quick interaction is paul hanging good he's doing good i don't know it seems so oh wow now paul wasn't the one with the guitars right or it was no no that was earl and earl is no i'm getting head nuts i don't know who these people are okay well just no no one of them has a guitar collection you're waiting on their death that's all i remember well is that your brother and he did he did pass earl no he did oh so paul so paul did not show up to your door no no well he's passed and he did and he had the guitars so i the ghost of paul came to your door when you were down there his son his son his son named paul paul judy you need to say judy you said paul came and rang that doorbell we called she said paul's paul's god paul is gone recently gone so you can't get on to me for thinking the ghost of paul rang the door i'm not sure who earl is either who is earl who's earl paul's grandson which paul which paul paul senior so paul senior has a grandson name i mean when are we naming these kids it's 2026 his name's earl well he's like 50 60 oh wait he's 60 and he's a grandbaby would paul live to 140 what is happening holy so what is paul jr 90 right now how old's paul jr paul jr's like what 35 40 paul jr's 40 and his son's 60 no no paul jr's kid's like like 14 you just said earl was 50 oh that's paul senior's grandson which would mean it's paul jr's son for it to be paul senior's grandson that means skip a line so he paul's paul paul gave paul gave birth to paul that paul gave birth to earl no paul jr's son is 40 and his son is 60 and his son is how the hell no no no you listen how the hell is the middle paul 30 and his son is 60. no so her brother paul senior yes yes paul senior gave birth to paul jr paul jr earl no and and my mom paul has your mom's brothers are dead you just said paul senior's her brother and they had that he was gave birth to your mom i mean they're so you there's some twisted things this family i know that they're related too so something got up something got up in the slavery times okay hold on no no let's actually get to the bottom no paul senior i want to keep the war going i kind of don't want to figure it out i kind of just i kind of just want to let life happen and then one day i get stopped in the street and be like hey i'm earl senior and i'm like what the is going on man okay but back to christmas eve i don't even know if we can continue talking about but christmas eve definitely you should get gifts what do you do on christmas eve you do nothing you just get excited you watch elf you turn on the lights oh my gosh one more sleep are you excited you ready yeah all right good night love you make sure you got to stay in your room got to be all quiet for old santa claus old saint nick okay this is a kid what do you think i have more anticipation i can't wait even further when i'm an adult that's when you know things no ah no one's no one's coming through my chimney okay but go to bed tell me which makes more sense yours or mine yours christmas eve you're sitting at home nothing special you're playing the game whatever you're doing right that's what you do that's what you do on christmas eve yeah just yeah on my christmas eve this is what i do i wake up then i go to drive i i spend time with my family we i spend time with my family i spend time with my family then we get dressed and then we go to meemaw's house where we did before the cancer that's fantastic so we went to meemaw's house yes shelly would be there shelly papa would be there shelly willie so there'd be my aunt my paul paul earl shelly willie so it would be my aunt my grandma my grandpa and then us right that's and then we would show up exactly and so we go to their house we hug we eat we do gifts their gifts the gifts they give us the gifts we give them because we're not seeing you on christmas that's our time yes that's a black time that's that's black time yeah so the white folks stay over white folk get christmas eve black people get christmas that's fine and if you have split households or that that is a family ordinance that y'all that y'all made covenant i understand that that's fine and that makes more sense just sitting at home about the people that are in their home that because they're oh oh i just can't wait tomorrow's christmas oh go ahead johnny get you one oh go get you one boy open one boy those people suck well how does that work because santa's not even there yet they're not opening a santa gift it's mom and dad going oh oh you want that bubba then get it that's how the world works you want it i'll just hand it to you for the rest of time it's not world works johnny you wait till christmas is gonna do that's what i'm saying no she's no she's not when malachi is young and he's talking he's like mommy i want you she's gonna be like yeah whatever the f**k but and that's when i go no boy take your ass up to that crib boy you go to sleep now you open that gate i'm throwing them all away that's what happens hit him with that man immediately no shot you should know podcast well it is the it is the christmas episode yes sir yes sir so that means you know in ysk fashion no you know what that means no sir oh oh it's time that was a loose speeder like you this oh cj speed this up just off a visual that shirt looks too small yeah it feels like it is you know what time it is why or oh that's that's not a why that's just the fur i thought you said you had a haircut this morning he canceled it it was too early oh you know what time it is it's time for no no it's okay no i don't want that right there it needs to go up though no i don't want it if you're gonna do character you gotta go full care no you gotta go full character you gotta go full kick and fix your ear fix your ear too you gotta go full character no look now lower now lower oh you know what time it is it's time for ceo santa oh ho ho oh santa you don't have a mouth or a fade oh there we go oh it's time for ceo santa ceo santa but you know you know what ceo santa needs he needs his mrs claus whoo where's me and santa got mrs claus something sexy to wear this christmas it's behind your chair santa got mrs claus a cute little outfit okay go get yeah yeah oh mr claus has an extra reindeer yeah CEO Santa's got you a gift to put on if you want your gifts. Hold it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about you go behind that curtain? Yeah, go behind that curtain and get dressed for CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus! Come show Santa your sexy outfit! Oh! Oh, wow! Come on! Oh! Oh, Mrs. Claus! Oh, Mrs. Claus! Show them! Oh! Oh, Mrs. Claus! That's a lot of ass! Wow! CEO Santa! Oh, Mrs. Claus, whenever we go deliver gifts, the first place we're visiting is Pound Town. Don't start with me. Don't get us demonetized, Mrs. Claus. Hope you like a girl with some hair. Hope that doesn't give her. Mrs. Claus! Yeah. Yes? You kind of look like Ed Gein. There's the reason my hands are primarily gonna stay right here, too. It's okay. Well, CEO Santa, every year, likes to get his little, pretty Mrs. Claus a nice little gift, because you take care of Mr. Claus all the time. You clean him up. I mean, you don't leave no seconds now, do you, lady? You make sure I'm ready to get on that sleigh. Yeah, those sparkles are really doing something to CEO Santa. I'm sorry about the little chest hair, too. I would've tied it up if I knew we were going on a podcast. Now, CEOs-- Why did I become Southern Molasses? CEO Santa got you a gift. Are you ready? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Get-- CEO Santa wrapped it himself. I go, "Now, why can I tell you wrapped it yourself?" You can tell I wrapped it myself? I go, "Honey, I see half the gift." I go, "You didn't wrap it good at all." But it's okay. You're not supposed to wrap. You're supposed to drop down, eat some cookies, get some carrots all ruined off. This isn't a good wrapping. No. I mean, I can literally see half of it. It's a black and white box, and there's red paper. Take it. It's so heavy. There you go. Okay. Merry Christmas, Cam. One out of ten, what do you think the wrapping is? Let's see. We got majority of the-- CEO Santa covered the important parts. We got majority of the surface area. I'll give it a five. I'll give it a five. Okay. But for my boo-boo, it's a ten. Okay. It's a ten. You can take care of Santa later. Don't show them. Mary, drive permission to open it. Well, CEO Santa wants to get the clip. So, CEO Santa needs you to point that at the camera. Okay. Maybe flip it. I can't tell what's--oh, okay. Oh, Marco. Okay. I'm gonna open it to them first. Merry Christmas. Thank you, buddy. You always--you don't have to do this. I told you--I literally told you not to. Hey! Hey! Holy. Oh, bro. What? Why? Because I know you're trying to lose weight, and it's a really hard time for you. And so, it's--I know it's so hard. And whatever I can do to make the workout process easier-- You said you liked gripping on to that little extra. CEO Santa's starting not to get attracted to Mrs. Claus anymore. This is not what Mr. Claus signed up for at the beginning of the relationship. Oh, God. Jesus. Oh, thank you, honeybee. Oh, thank you, honey boo boo. Oh, bro. Seriously, what? Yeah, sir. How did you--did you--okay. I'm gonna cut the southern molasses to Mrs. Claus. Did you ask Liv? No. I asked-- You asked somebody. God, K-Rob listens. What a good--y'all are--this is--bro, this is too much, honestly. Oh, it was way too much. I know. This is too much. I went in there with confidence and left a little sad. This is so lit, though. Oh, my God. CEO Santa gets free use of it at the house. Yeah, you do. Whenever CEO Santa comes over to see his little dog nephew, you can go ahead and strap on in. Bro. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Come on. Bring it in. Yes. I got a-- Oh. Oh, sir. I hope Santa needs a hug. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, God. No. No, sit down. No. Oh. Thank you. Oh. No. No. Oh. Thank you. Oh. This is disgusting. Oh, he's got him by the-- No. That's his hand. That's his hand. Imagine you just go-- Yes. Bro. Oh. Oh. But CEO Santa has other little elves, too. Oh, yes, he does. CEO Santa has gifts for the two of you. Oh. Yes. CEO Santa. Oh. Oh. Oh, Santa. Oh. CEO Santa is rich. Oh. Oh, man. So, CEO Santa's like, it's Louie. You hear, CEO Santa's a prick. Bro, no way. So, ooh. Why do you always. Ooh. Ooh, Santa's mistress didn't put names on it. Oh, that means Santa didn't really buy the gift. He doesn't even know what it is, boys. CEO Santa has gifts for you two. They're very comparable in size. No, no. Should they bring them here? Uh, yeah. Yes. You scoot over. I'll move. You tell me what. You little freckled elf. Come to the seat. Sit right here, baby boy. I mean, he moves slower than piss. Here you go. I don't know if you celebrate or not, but you like gifts. Here you go. Santa's heard that you are on a fitness journey. I am, I am. And so you can. Santa gave you a gadget. Hell yeah. For you to. For you to give to my. To do something with those. I don't know what that. Come here. Don't grab my balls. Show the viewers. Oh, it's like. Sit down and show the viewers. There you go. Sit down and watch. I'm in the camera. You can track all your things at the gym. Get off of CEO Santa's set. Now. we got big dog elf there we go ceo santa got you a little something i'm genuinely concerned because i'm gonna put ceo santa on blast i picked out everyone's gift yeah he did help he did help everybody's gift out so i have no idea what i actually am no no that's why i'm concerned here we go everybody else's would be a decent gift i don't know what i'm receiving i bet it's i bet it's far oh you're kidding ceo santa listen all right my man that's crazy too because i set out one of these literally yesterday i got you no problem and and ceo santa knows you like to be outside so they transition to sunglasses so they're now you can be like a little freckled elf boy too he always wears the sunnies inside and and i hope everything is good and works because ceo santa lost all the receipts so if your product's broken you oh hey hey come on boys little elves i know you worked hard but let's give one more round of applause ceo santa go santa go santa go santa go santa Go Santa. Go Santa. Shake that Santa. That's my Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Santa be safe Santa I'll be safe Santa I'll take care you know it's not 21 anymore see you know no he's not blue speeder underneath it's been doing numbers boy no Voldemort we're I was walking around the house in my drawers she was like how is it possible to sag in underwear like my underwear is halfway off my rump oh god almighty oh wait CEO Santa didn't forget about the remote worker so you'll see this when you edit this it's okay come upstairs and say hello come get some water CEO Santa heard that you wanted to go to a new gym so CEO said is gonna pay for the whole year at that new gym hey that's a fire gift fire CEO Santa's a great helper a great lead elf oh Santa thank you guys thank you Santa you always do this you're a you're a fantastic and a very loving leader and we appreciate you Santa and your your gift you're like now like I said I don't believe you patience I don't believe in doing that early so you're gonna get yours on the 25th all right I won't be here I won't be here the 25th okay that'll be a fluger I'm gonna get I'm gonna give it to you prior to the 25th you're gonna open on the 25th yes there we go yes oh oh oh oh says CEO Santa forgot to mention everybody's check might look a little different because of hey okay all jokes aside thank you very much that was very thoughtful fantastic gifts to even if you had help picking them out fantastic gifts one more round of applause you know what initially I was gonna do well I will document I will document his gift giving as well you know what initially I was gonna do as I was going to I went to like four different trading card places to get exclusive packs of Yu-Gi-Oh they were like we don't have they go do you need help yeah they're like maybe Pokemon like a big market yeah and I was like oh I don't know and then so I called Robbie yes the fact that you remembered that is on you know I could you know what I was worried about even when you were opening it I was like because I could have sworn you had that already no I was a I was going to buy okay maybe that's all times yeah okay all times like brother that might be the gift I get myself this year yeah cuz that is expensive thank you oh no I know that's what I was like no way oh good man clean and it got a lot of texts this weekend hey did you just you spend a couple hundred on some Yu-Gi-Oh yeah yeah no no you go talk to you tomorrow yeah I was and then now my for you page on tick-tock is Yu-Gi-Oh box openings and I'm like I might block can I don't like this is I it's not what I signed up for you you you didn't sign up for it but you rekindled it you rekindled hey Robbie hey Robbie we're gonna wait till the end to play with the gifts Robbie is that kid isn't he's right now he's downloading the app right now okay we turned to look at Pierce Pierce like holy thanks cool you see he's like oh my god it gets every step yeah okay you you rekindled that flame for me did I tell you the story about we were adult money on kids here at your house and you literally say hey watch this you rekindled that flame for me did I tell you the story about we were adult money on kids here at your house and you literally say hey watch this this in a $200 remote-controlled car came around the corner yeah and I went bro this in a $200 remote-controlled car came around the corner yeah and I went bro that's sick but why'd you get that and you that's sick but why'd you get that and you that's sick but why'd you get that and you literally look to me with complete literally look to me with complete literally look to me with complete seriousness you went I'm a grown man I can seriousness you went I'm a grown man I can seriousness you went I'm a grown man I can get whatever I want and I went God get whatever I want and I went God get whatever I want and I went God isn't that the truth I just went back isn't that the truth I just went back isn't that the truth I just went back home and I went yeah I used to love this home and I went yeah I used to love this home and I went yeah I used to love this they don't have my own money that I can they don't have my own money that I can they don't have my own money that I can spend on whatever I'm going to to spend on whatever I'm going to to spend on whatever I'm going to to re-get in that hobby it's been fun it's the re-get in that hobby it's been fun it's the re-get in that hobby it's been fun it's the best I'm telling you really is it's best I'm telling you really is it's like a it's like a new like sense of your like a new like sense of your like a new like sense of your youth it goes downhill from there though bro youth it goes downhill from there though bro youth it goes downhill from there though bro it's like obsession it starts to it's like obsession it starts to it's like obsession it starts to become like anything like you thought of as a become like anything like you thought of as a become like anything like you thought of as a kid like I ordered a fushigi the kid like I ordered a fushigi the kid like I ordered a fushigi the other day like you know it's magical ball I other day like you know it's magical ball I other day like you know it's magical ball I know it's a scam but I always wanted know it's a scam but I always wanted know it's a scam but I always wanted it on the commercial want to do the scam it on the commercial want to do the scam it on the commercial want to do the scam and you and zoo pals the the plates and you and zoo pals the the plates and you and zoo pals the the plates remember cuz I remember they're still in remember cuz I remember they're still in remember cuz I remember they're still in business yes brother at Walmart holy business yes brother at Walmart holy business yes brother at Walmart holy because I remember as a kid I they would because I remember as a kid I they would because I remember as a kid I they would play the the commercial only like zoo play the the commercial only like zoo play the the commercial only like zoo pals and then it's a like 1299 for four pals and then it's a like 1299 for four pals and then it's a like 1299 for four plates and I'm like mom I want some plates and I'm like mom I want some plates and I'm like mom I want some soup I don't know stupid 1299 for four soup I don't know stupid 1299 for four soup I don't know stupid 1299 for four plates up that's fair and so now I saw plates up that's fair and so now I saw plates up that's fair and so now I saw him in the store and I was like holy so him in the store and I was like holy so him in the store and I was like holy so even like in my house there's zoo pals even like in my house there's zoo pals even like in my house there's zoo pals and that's crazy and I've always been and that's crazy and I've always been and that's crazy and I've always been into like statues and like weird like into like statues and like weird like into like statues and like weird like art I bought a fries yeah I like that's art I bought a fries yeah I like that's art I bought a fries yeah I like that's fire in 100 video stupid it means dumb fire in 100 video stupid it means dumb fire in 100 video stupid it means dumb but like it's cool it's for it makes you but like it's cool it's for it makes you but like it's cool it's for it makes you feel good that's the main thing feel good that's the main thing feel good that's the main thing happiness is priceless happiness is happiness is priceless happiness is happiness is priceless happiness is priceless but I want to ask if priceless but I want to ask if priceless but I want to ask if something does have a price on it okay something does have a price on it okay something does have a price on it okay is there any amount of money like is there any amount of money like is there any amount of money like realistically they're not like an realistically they're not like an realistically they're not like an astronomic but is there any amount of astronomic but is there any amount of astronomic but is there any amount of money on this earth that would get you money on this earth that would get you money on this earth that would get you to stop speaking to me forever tax-free to stop speaking to me forever tax-free to stop speaking to me forever tax-free cash go you live your life however you cash go you live your life however you cash go you live your life however you want it you cannot text talk to or want it you cannot text talk to or want it you cannot text talk to or interact with Peyton Harden would you do interact with Peyton Harden would you do interact with Peyton Harden would you do it for any for how much money now the it for any for how much money now the it for any for how much money now the crazy part is I know your number not crazy part is I know your number not crazy part is I know your number not only are you gonna say yes it's gonna be only are you gonna say yes it's gonna be only are you gonna say yes it's gonna be so low it's gonna be so disrespectfully so low it's gonna be so disrespectfully so low it's gonna be so disrespectfully low you think I would say I could go low you think I would say I could go low you think I would say I could go both routes my heart says no I would both routes my heart says no I would both routes my heart says no I would never take that okay I love you and I never take that okay I love you and I never take that okay I love you and I want to be I want the relationship with want to be I want the relationship with want to be I want the relationship with you now my my other heart the business you now my my other heart the business you now my my other heart the business heart and you're creeping into it says heart and you're creeping into it says heart and you're creeping into it says take a ton of money split it with me and take a ton of money split it with me and take a ton of money split it with me and then let bygones be bygones yeah so I'm then let bygones be bygones yeah so I'm then let bygones be bygones yeah so I'm gonna go with my heart though I'm gonna gonna go with my heart though I'm gonna gonna go with my heart though I'm gonna say no I'd rather have you and say no I'd rather have you and say no I'd rather have you and everything we have together in our everything we have together in our everything we have together in our synchronicity then then money I synchronicity then then money I synchronicity then then money I remember I used to be like you I really remember I used to be like you I really remember I used to be like you I really did used to be that pure and be like you did used to be that pure and be like you did used to be that pure and be like you know there's value in relationships and know there's value in relationships and know there's value in relationships and love but then I realize how the world love but then I realize how the world love but then I realize how the world works and I was like I don't want to works and I was like I don't want to works and I was like I don't want to stress about anything anymore if that stress about anything anymore if that stress about anything anymore if that comes at the cost of hippie sayonara how comes at the cost of hippie sayonara how - How much? How much? And it bet, no, you know, now, before you answer this, if it is, if it is egregiously disrespectful, then we, we have to, we need to have like a, go on like a three day sabbatical. - You got to think about it like this. You got to think about it like this. A guy just comes up to you. I didn't plan on this. It's not like I get to sit down and think. A guy comes up to me, right? - Cold, hard cash. Non-taxable. 50 million. 50 million. - 50 million. - 50 million, Cam. I would, I might. - I mean, I mean, honestly, I mean, honestly. - You want to know the difference in our hearts? I said it couldn't be anything lower than a billion in my mind. - Really? That's crazy. So someone comes up and gives $900 million cash. You're, $900 million cash. And they said, just don't talk to Payton. - No, because I need at least a billion so we can split it 500, 500. - No, what's the split? It's not an option. It's all yours. - It's all mine. So I can do it. - I can do whatever I want. - But if you, if we find out you did, that would be an interaction with Payton. - No, it wouldn't. - Transferring money is an interaction. - No, it wouldn't. - It's my scenario. Oh, dude, that made me mad. That's my scenario. I would just send 500 M's to the studio account, and then I'm done. That's no interaction with you. But if that's against the code, then I would not take any sort of money. Wow. I would not take any sort of money. I mean, you are. That shows our hearts. You said $50 million, and then I don't get shit from it? No. $50 million. You get to know that your best friend that you love so much is so well off. Wow. Wow, I'm so happy for him. I wonder what island he just bought. You want to know the worst part about that whole thing? Yeah. The worst part. If you got $50 million, you're never working a day the rest of your life. No. But because of the clause, I can't even get all the logins to everything to keep the ship running. I am f***ing stranded. I'm done. Start from new. I go, hell, I got like six out of ten. Those other four, I need those four. I need those logins. And then I'm just done. I'm cooked. You can start like, I don't know studios. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what happened. Like, don't trust loyalty studios. And then you're in it. Oh. Oh, my God. Wait. So do I, in this scenario, do I still know you exist? No. Everything's normal. You just simply cannot interact or speak to me or talk to me. So I'm going to see your posts of you in like Barbados. Oh, no, no, no, Cam. If I get that much money, people are going to think I died. I'm not having social media. I'm not talking. I might not talk to them, too. I swear to God, if I get $50 million, I mean, Pierce would have to put lost and found pictures up for me. Like, please find Peyton. I'm not talking to anybody. Okay. What if right now? Yeah. This was a super planted in your subconscious. And I go, well, you know, we really pulled together as a company. We wanted to say thank you to CEO Santa. Here's 50 million cash. I had it in a crate right here. What would you do? Honest reaction. I'd be like right now in the middle of recording. Genuinely, I would not believe that it's real money. But what if like a what if like a. Hey, we could not come up with. No, I mean, that is a fact. We absolutely can't. If y'all came up with 50 million. 50 million, I'd be like, what happened? Let's say someone is around the corner and they come around and they're like a world renowned banker and they have the certificate and it's all real. No fake dollars. Nothing. Yeah. Like Warren Buffett. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Is that a rich guy? Sure. Even better yet to make it more realistic. Let's say it's Elon and he just had a, it was a giveaway and you were the, we were the winner and we gave it to you. That's a crazy giveaway. Yeah. It's 50 million. Yeah. It was tax. Tax purposes. Yeah. I have to give away 50 million dollars right now. And so, but I knew it came from a rich person. That's part of the scenario. And I go right now. Yeah. Put your money where your mouth is. You have to take this and you can never speak, see, interact with me, my son. You can never hug me. You can never grab that white haunch on the back end of me ever again. Oh dude. I would cry for about four days and then I'd enjoy that. And then I'd look up and be like, wow, there really are stars on the roof of this car. Oh wow. This is nice, man. Man. I wonder what public school Malachi's in. I don't know, man. This is nice. I would probably take the whole drive home like this. Yeah. He actually did it. He actually took it. You couldn't blame me though, could you? Brother, we are the company already won the 50. Oh, the company won it? Yeah, we won the Elon. It is, but we won the Elon giveaway. Yeah. We could have dispersed the 50. We could have just banked the 50. Oh, not even giving away. Oh, we can disperse it. No, but I'm saying, but you got that situation and you took it. Yeah. Yeah, I break it all off 10. Thousand. Split it evenly or you take it and can't talk to anybody ever again. Oh, take it and can't talk to anybody ever again. That's cruel. Okay. Okay. That's unfair that I split it. Now this, now this. Unfair. Now this is, this is a true. Yeah. Is he an a**hole or is he? We split it. Yeah. 50-50. 50, 25 goes to you. Mm-hmm. The other 25 is dispersed evenly. Or you get all 50. I don't want it to be 25-25. I want it to be like 45-15. We're either splitting 50-50 and then our 50 gets dispersed or you get all 50 million. 45-15, right, is 50. 45 and 15 is 60%. That's 60 million. Yeah, now that, where's the other 10? No. Wait, who's this getting split between? Oh, all three of y'all? And, and C. No. Okay, oh, you know what? Oh my, okay, this is the last straw. This is the last straw. No. 40 M's go to you. 40 million dollars go to you. Out of the 50? Out of the 50. Yeah, yeah. 2.5, 2.5, 2.5, 2.5. I would want you to get more. Well, there we go. 2.6. I go, sorry boys, but now we're talking. I go, I go, come on. Okay, 7.5, we go 1-1. And then 0.5. 1-1. All right, CEO Santa, thank you. Thank you so much. That was honestly amazing. Yes. What's up, man? And this, this might seem like a little backhanded, because you just did something so gracious, so loving, but it is the Christmas episode. It is Christmas season. So you're going to do some Christmas riddles. We got to do some Christmas riddles. And that, and see, that's why I don't, that's why, that's why if I got a hundred million dollars, I'm not talking to you. You can't, you can't deter me from my plan. Just like I said, what if I was like, oh no, no gifts, no gifts. Nope. You had that. We have some riddles locked and loaded. And I'm starting to not look forward to holidays, because every time there's a holiday, I get a riddle. I get a riddle. I don't like this. All right, let's go. It's like, it's like save, just different holidays. Yeah. Let's go. All right. All right. Do y'all believe in me? Let's get a, come on. Let's get a, here we go. Let's go, Santa. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Thank you. May the riddles commence. Let's do it. Johnny's lineage goes back 300 centuries. Black or white. Black or white. Where was he at? What side of history was he on? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Here we go. Here we go. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching. First of all, that. Okay. No. Did you see how quick you ran to go get a whiteboard? Right. No, that's up. No, that's, that's messed up. I mean, there was absolutely no belief. As soon as he heard a number. I said, Johnny's got 12. Pierce said, I gotcha, boss. He said, no worries. Where? It is over there. It is. Actually, I put it over there. So no, I put it by the clothes over there somewhere. Anyway, I can get this in my head. Believe in me. Oh, no. Here we go. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its numbers. So one. Whoa. Yeah. Each on a day matching its numbers. That's what Milo had in that show. That's a problem. So what? When you match things with colors, isn't it? No, that was colors and numbers and he was abducted. Hot take. Bad parenting. Bad, terrible husband. Just all. I mean. Oh, he was a bad human. Awful father. Just bad person at that point. Yeah. Very bad person. Mother needs to get looked at too. Little bit. Little bit. How do you not see any signs? Here we go. Whiteboard in hand. Expo in the other. A child gets 12 gifts, each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number. One. On day one. Two. On day two. Okay. Et cetera. Et cetera. How many total gifts did the child receive? One. One. Two. Two. Three. Three. Four. Four. Five. Five. Six. Your fours, by the way, I might add. If there was one more digit added to your fours in the same way you drew that, we'd be in trouble. That looks like propaganda. Your fours are so close to something that we do not stand for. That is. I mean. That is. That's bad. That's actually funny. Period. Oh. No. No. No. No. No. That's not what I meant. Sorry, Pierce. Sorry. Okay. No. There you go. There you go. I need a calculator. Let's get to. Dude. So, look. I mean, this is easy. It just takes a long time. No. It's actually second grade math easy. Twenty. One plus two. One plus two. Plus three. Plus four. Plus five. Plus six. Plus seven. Plus eight. Plus nine. Plus ten. Plus eleven. Plus twelve. Four. One. Plus twelve. Equals. Seventy-eight gifts. Seventy-eight gifts. Good job. First one's right. He got seventy-eight gifts? Yeah. No. I don't know. I don't even know what his parents do. His parents are doctors and lawyers. They got. They're doing something. Hell yeah. Maybe a little side hustle. Thank you guys. Thank you. Good. Good first one. Good first one. We're getting warm. See if you can't get an eraser. Thank you, please. Thank you, please. It's crazy. Let me just throw it. Ready? Yep. I am warm, though I am not warm. I am trimmed, though I am not clothing. And when I'm dry, I'm thrown away. Oh. Okay. What am I? So you're. So the first part is you stay in the dark. I wear green in the dark of winter. You wear green in the dark of winter. Okay. Stop. Don't want to get you too flustered. Yes. Okay. Green equals winter. Though I am not warm. Not warm. Okay. I am trimmed, though I'm not clothing. Trimmed. It's a tree. And when I'm dry. It's a tree. I'm thrown away. It's a tree. Wrong. When you're dry, you're thrown away. What am I? Dry, you're thrown away. What was before dry and thrown away? I'm trimmed, though I am not clothing. Yes. And when I'm dry. I'm thrown away. I'm thrown away. So you. So. So you're green and. You are green. Yes. You are green. Yes. You are green. Yes. You are green. You are green and winter. You're not warm. You're cold. So it's something cold and green. You're trimmed like. So pubic areas? I'm. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe a little. I'm a little landing strip. I'm trimmed, though I'm not clothing. You're trimmed. That's the part that's making me think pubic area. It might be. It sounds very pubic-y. It sounds sexual. How do you keep yours? When I'm dry. What's your natural state? I've done a landing strip before. Right now, I'm a little grizzly. Have you ever carved your name? Carve my name? No. I've carved your name. It's easier than mine. Three letters, five. Your name has six letters? It doesn't have five? You can't make this shit up. He doesn't know how to spell his own name. Whatever, man. Dude, that's why I'm always worried. Oh, no. You know Oz Perlman? The guy, the mentalist? Oh, he'd f*** you silly. Oh, my God. He'd find out your deepest, darkest secret. No, my thing is, because I watch a lot of his videos, and he's like, think of a name. And he goes, does it have six letters? So, my d*** would be you. And that's why I'm worried about him coming here. Like, I want him to. You would, you would, think about this. You would be so bad, you would ruin his mentalist experience. Yeah, he'd be like, your pin number is, and I'd be like, f*** is it? Oh, wait, I forgot. It's actually seven digits. Like, at the end of the bit. He's like, we're going. He goes, yeah, we're out of here. Get up. Green, but not worn. Green in the winter, not warm. Yes. Trimmed. Not clothing. Dry, throw away. Throw away. What am I? Snowflake. Snowflakes are green? Yeah. Hey, oh, eggs, eggs, eggs, green eggs and ham, green eggs and ham, eggs, green eggs and ham. They fed us at an elementary school. That was c***. Someone's mom came in on like her day off. She was a stay at home. She made f*** on a little griddle in the back. No seasoning or nothing. Just straight food coloring in eggs. Your tits would smell like dogs and s***. Whole room would smell like c*** for the rest of the day. Eggs was your final answer. Yeah. Okay, that's wrong. The answer's a wreath. A wreath? A wreath. That's a tough word for me. A wreath. Okay, here we go. Sorry. It's okay. You can hype me up. It was okay. Good effort. No, it's one for one. One for one. Good effort. Good answer. Good answer. Oh my God. Us on Family Feud, by the way. Unbelievable. No, no. Good answer. Good answer. We'd fight. I stand in the cold. It's not a good idea. Wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. What am I? Put that creepy grin on my face. Wait. You said, oh, clothesless. You know. I said, you nude. I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning. I know what it is. And losing my clothes by noon. What am I? I know what it is. Go for it. And I learned a lot about my body when I built one of these. It's a snowman. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Snowman! It's not a snowman? Not snowman. So I was vulnerable at how I experienced things on a snowman, and I was still wrong? My snowman had holes all over it. I mean, it looked like it got hit by a bunch of BB guns. It's like you got caught in crossfire in an airsoft battle. Just because I was a curious boy. He said, oh, God, it's cold. Go, ha, ha. And this is the part you need to keep focused on. And losing my clothes. I'm sorry. I'm not. It's a hair from this. Go ahead. By noon. Okay, if you get another wrong guess, we'll workshop it together. Okay, so noon, something happens. I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning, and losing my clothes by noon. What am I? And it's not a snowman. You just said it perfect. Something happens at noon. What typically happens at noon? Breck, at lunch. Lunch happens. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Lunch! And! Hey, hey, you don't have a chance to steal. Yeah. You can tell, his family watches that sh*t. He watches some f*cking kind of failure. He looks in there. Yeah, okay, so, no, lunch wasn't my guess. It was like. Oh, okay, yeah, it was a clue. Yeah. Horrible clue. What else happens at noon? So, I stand in the cold, wearing white every morning, and losing my clothes by noon. I stand in the cold. Where's the cold? What does that mean they're standing? You know what I just caught myself doing, and I saw it in the comment? When I'm thinking, I become a mouth breather, and it doesn't help with my unsophisticated. I'll say it like this. Standing in the cold. Where's the cold? You know what I just caught myself doing and I saw it in the comment? When I'm thinking, I become a mouth breather and it doesn't help with my unsophisticated. Oh my God. Outside is where they're standing. What happens at noon? This tornado alarm. I knew you were going to say that. No. The test, the emergency signal test. No. At noon, it's fair to say that what happens at noon. What the happens at noon? From the cold mornings at noon. The sun rises. Which means what? It gets hot. Okay. Ice cream. Losing my ice cream is his guess. Ice cream, Steve. Snow. Harden, Faley, you got one chance to steal. Snow. Close but wrong. Ice. Close but wrong. Sleep. If there's enough snow, it's not going to guarantee leave. Think about something that's very gentle, very fragile. It's going to leave if it hits noon. Get some heat. I think noon's throwing me off. Does it actually matter the time? Oh my God. That was a good one. I mean, that knuckle dug right into that VMO. Oh, wow. It's going to bruise. Oh, I mean, I'm talking bruising. Does it actually matter? Oh, that Norma Tex can use tonight. Does it actually matter the time of the day? Yes. Oh, no. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Don't spit again. I'm done. Frost. Frost. A morning frost. That's about dumb as. That's stupid as. Hey, Steve, that's dumb. Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me one more. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Here we go. Here we go. Good answer. Give me Peyton. Give me Cam. I mean, he wants to work for Family Feud. I'm red, but never spoken. Opened, but never unwrapped. And placed beneath the tree, though I am not a gift. A tree skirt. What am I? A tree skirt. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. It's under the tree. I am red, but never spoken. So it's red that can't talk. Placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. So it's not red. They want you to think it's wrapping paper, but it's not wrapping paper. No, sir. Opened, but red. Is red important? That means you can't talk. I am placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. A ribbon. A bow. A ribbon bow. Good answer. Great answer. Good answer. Good answer. Ribbon bow. Give me a hint. That's not on there. Is it painfully obvious what this thing is? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, okay. So let's see. Your family has it. Fourth Cam has it. Y'all have it? CEO Santa doesn't. I'm surprised, because Pierce doesn't celebrate. This thing can be given on all other occasions. It can be given? This one is just. Red Rocket. It's a specific. What was that? Red Rocket? As in a dog wiener. Red Rocket. Because it can be given on. You ever have a non-neutered pup running around? I mean, Malcolm took. He took advantage of some pillows. I mean, he actually ran through some furniture. You ready for this one? Yeah, go ahead. Red Rocket! Santa's. Nope, that wasn't my. I need. Okay. But maybe my tree was different. We didn't have much under there. Like, it was just gifts. Okay. I. Okay, listen. Go line by line. Ow. Line by line. I am red. I got that. but never spoken. So it's something that's red that can't be spoken. Can't talk. Oh! It's a fire truck. Like a. Okay. You know what? We're gonna actually. We're gonna do this quickly. I am red. But can't talk. R-E-A-D! Oh! R-E-A-D! It's the New Testament. It's the Bible. I am red. A book. but never spoken. Books don't speak. It's not. But never wrapped. Never unwrapped, rather. Sorry. And placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. An instruction manual. You're getting closer. Believe it or not, an instruction manual is a lot better than Fire Hydrant, Dog, Wiener, or whatever your first guess was. New Testament. You're a lot closer than Matthew and Mark. Is it the price tag? I'm not understanding. I'm generally not. Third one. Other family. Christmas card. But you gift Christmas cards. You dumb. It's not a gift. It's not a gift. Are Christmas cards not gifts? The card itself is not a gift. No. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You've never just gifted somebody a card? Okay. So if I give you a card. Mm-hmm. that has $50 cash in it. Didn't say it had cash in it. So if I give you a card, that's a gift? Not everybody's fortunate enough for that. Sometimes all you can get. If I give you a card. Sorry you view the lens of your upper middle class. I don't. Right? I'm still with everybody. And so sometimes people can't. You have not. You have not handwritten a card since 2018. You don't know where my hands have gone. Except for on you. They're not on cards. Pins are cards. Listen, you can definitely gift a Christmas card. Some that pop up. There's ones that are like 3D and they pop up and they sing The Office. Or there's some of whatever presents there at the time. That's still a card. And that's what I'm saying. You can give somebody a card. This is a really cool card to give to you. Traditionally, according to the riddle. I don't know, chat. Put it in the comments below. Is my hair popping out? Yes, it is. We want one more simple one since that was a disputable. No, I know. I want to end on that. Yeah, you're bad. You're bad. This is a Christmas episode. We're wrapping it up here. Pun intended. Or not. We have something special. Cam, this past weekend, we found out the gender of your baby. Right? We did. We sure did. And in real time, we don't know except for Robbie. Crazy. But for the You Should Know fam, we recorded the moment we all found out at the gender reveal. 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