THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE EXPOSED! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Episode two is available right now on our new channel, YSK. Unplugged the million dollar deal. We're here. All right, we're still awake back here. We're still awake back here. All right, guys. We are loving YSK Unplugged. We have so much cool stuff coming over there. This is the new venture of You Should Know Studios is our new passion project. Please go over to YSK Unplugged. The link is in the description below. We have a great episode for you guys. We love you. We cherish you. We want to kiss all of you behind your teeth. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Still Black History Month. Still is Black History Month. Oh, the Lord knew to birth you. Well, okay. The Lord knew to allow your mother or need a heart and you birth you during the month of your people. Basically, I'm trying to get it to Black King born in Black History Month. Happy birthday, buddy. Get on the knee actually and do it. Come on. Don't you do it. I don't. Am I allowed? I don't know from a while. I gave you permission. Well, I don't know if you, if I gave your permission, say the end or do you do it quick? No, I don't know. I don't. Yeah. And it's my birthday. So that's your birthday present to me. Oh, that's a deal. I go, I just saved a lot of money. Yeah. How are you doing, buddy? Something stinks. Now, I know it's not me. I know when my body opens up, my trap door, my back door opens up and gas comes out. That's not me. I don't believe it to be you. I don't think so. I shard. And I don't think it's my equipment. But when I got down there, it was, it's something smells like carpet. I mean, Dexter used that carpet. I mean, why am I never noticed how disgusting this is? I mean, you can't. There's seven different shades of beige on this. We're not going to talk about it too long because they can't see it. But this carpet was pooled at a, I almost had Epstein, Jeffrey Dahmer's living room. I go, God, they're both bad living rooms. But too bad, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, I mean, if we compare, if we compare Jeffries, Epstein or Dahmer, I gotta, I gotta say overall evilness. It's going to all right. Yeah. Now overall just, I mean, won't take no for an answer and just, I mean, just nasty, sick work. It's, it's got to go to big DOM. I think I got to go to DOM. The big dog, big DOM, Jeffrey Dahmer goes, come on, you. Come on, let's party party party party. I mean, this is not a good joke. Diet Coke. This is not a good joke. And he definitely didn't drink Diet Coke. Jeffrey Dahmer definitely drank Mountain Dew. Oh, he, oh, he drank blood. He just, oh, well, yeah, I might be a root beer kind of guy. Bro, that, okay, super quick sidebar. I think it is wild that like the age old saying of, you know how when people, when there's like this, this horrible event that happens and they're like, stop putting the person who did it on the papers and stuff that they want to be remember. Correct. Correct. I agree with that. It's wild that almost like how we just went into a joke. We know it's real, but it's like, that was a real human being. No, it's sick. And it's like, it's in Hollywood. Oh, yeah, there's merch. Well, you got to think about it. There's museums and I'm like, it popped up. It is a strange thing. It popped up on my for you page. There's a museum. There is a serial, no, dude, see that serial snipe museum and they, they, they got bus and like, and like framed things of their utensils they use during their acts. And people like paying tickets to go to this exhibition. And at what point are we just, you know what I mean? Like I understand. Oh, we are, we are absolutely profiting off of these, these disasters. And I'm sure the family is not getting any percentage like the families of the victims. Yeah. That's for them. That's it. I was just ticket though. Probably $12.99. I'd go. I got you. I'm going to shoot a video for knowledge. What can I say? I'd go, I'd be like, well, wow, it's interesting. You be like, that's a big boy. I got nine inch blade. I don't go. That's a deep cut. Karen. Karen. Sorry. It's my birthday. I like knowledge. I want to take you to Egypt, not for Black History Month or your birthday, but I wanted to take you to Egypt. Dude, you know, Egypt kind of ruined for me because on the other side, you don't want to take you to be honest though. What? Because I saw a video today actually this morning on my for you page. It was somebody was at the pyramids. That's an Egypt, correct? Yes. Which is an Africa. I know what you're going to say. Yes, Egypt's an Africa. And so there, there is a video of somebody at the pyramid in front of the pyramids like this. And then they turned it around completely 180 pizza hut right there. There's a pizza hut parallel to the, to the pyramids. I feel like that's sanctuary land. Yeah. It's 2026. Yeah. Yeah. People got to eat, right? Right. Pizza hut. That's going to be there. There's going to be, we're not in Babylon. It's, it's, it's an industrial world. It's everywhere. You go to the Great Wall of China. You walk probably a quarter mile to your left. They might have a little panda express. And that's just the, whoa, you know, no, no, no. No, listen. Now listen. Now listen. The second that left my mouth. You know, panda express is near and dear to my heart and my stomach. Yeah. I love it. I love it. I love it. I don't know why people in general. Oh, white. I thought you said why do you know white people know why people love panda express? Not my type of white. No, yes. You're down some Popeyes. I will get. I mean, what's happening? I mean, genuinely what's wrong with you? Popeyes are churches chicken. Not because who you are. I said Popeyes are churches chicken. I hate churches chicken. You're just chicken. Make. I did. That's whatever. I'm coming off the tongue. That is rough. Oh my God. Who can beat and sick? He said, I don't know. I mean, Popeyes. Alright, but I really don't like churches. You really don't like now. I'm not even throwing you a right to you. You really don't like. No, I don't love the CCs. Why? I don't like. I got to say it, but let's ignore it. Okay. Okay. I don't like churches chicken because I don't. It sounded good to me. I don't like churches chicken because it's not looking at me. Where do you want me to look? No, but when you I can tell it's like a deadpan. Okay. And it's you have soulless eyes whenever you're trying not to make fun of me. No, I actually think my conscious leaves. I'm so focused on not laughing as someone that I love that like my brain turns off and my eyes become blind. It's irregular eye contact. Normally you scan my whole thing whenever you're piercing. Okay. Yeah, churches chicken. It's normal. I don't go to churches chicken because whenever I do. Okay, that's always the first one. It's like the adreads. You mess up once you're going to mess up six. Here we go. It's a regular word. It's fine. It's normal. I love it. Here we go. I don't go to churches chicken because the last time you're right. There's a little sneeze. You're right kid rock. That boy open and said my name is you watch it. No, you watch you definitely watch it all Americans hell no, I watched Benito. Yeah, I said not for. (singing in foreign language) I want to put this on record, if you would have landed on that S and it's somehow broke your ankle, I would have physically pooped if equal matter, my pants right here, right now, I go, I know the, uh, trick-tool. Again, I'm not, that's not me. We just don't understand. We don't understand, but I was, I was vibing and he was dorking right on my TV. He was. He was, I did. He was working, he got in that corner. Yeah, dude, I was like, I didn't know that Boni was hung like that. Oh, well, dude, he was moving. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I, when he fell through the little building, and he got back up, confused me, I said, now that can't be right. I said, they didn't actually just let him fall with a hot mic on his chest. No, pre-recorded, dude, which is fire. I think the biggest takeaway. And I saw this. Everyone started posting the charts and, mm-hmm. This man, Michael Jackson, had 133 million views on his halftime performance in 93. No streaming services. Hard as to watch the game. No internet, no internet. And they all said, oh, my jackson. No, no, the most famous human I will ever touch dessert is Michael Jackson. Watch your mouth. No, he's second. He's second in line to the Lord. But yeah. No, he, like, it is what like it is. I don't really don't know if there's going to be. No, there will never be another Michael Jackson ever. He's united people. No, you see. Yeah. I mean, they still fought a lot of wars, but a lot of that. I mean, he doesn't matter. It's a battle. Yeah, anyway, bad money. No, he's a good looking guy. Good looking guy. Looks a lot better with his facial hair. Yeah, well, I'm early beneath. Oh, and he hit the scene where that hoodie a lot real naked up top. Ooh, I mean, oh, like called beneath. I'm like, even mere cat. I was like, God, I like his, I said, he's on a song with Drake. He's real vibes. Was that the first time you heard a bad money? He's got a bop to him. But I said, I looked him up. I went, whoa, God. Yeah. I still look like me if I dropped my drawers. No, you would never look like that. I don't know. I'm saying my penis resembles how how skinless he was as a man or not skinless hairless. But you, but you're, you have a lot of hair and you've got mutton chops. Yeah, you got cybered. You know, you jacked me. I got Wolverine. Oh, there we go. Yeah. The reason I've never been to churches is because I threw up in the bathtub this same night. I ate that. That was the last time I read a church chicken, by the way. Like, I was I was a tube of funnel of insights. I mean, that bathtub, you know, thought Dama was there. I cannot imagine pooping and throwing up at the same time. It's really, it is orgasmic at the same time, but it is, it is painful. I mean, it sounds like someone legit, like pulled the pen of a grenade. He's went, yeah, like in your insights. It just went, it's the closer you can get to DMT. Like, I mean, that is like that. I mean, talk about it. I mean, I was one, I was one more hurled away from licking that toe. Yeah, I was right. I was strapped on the rocket. 100% but this weekend, me and Cam, we actually, we finally got a boy's night me and Cam. Dude, we did. It was, it was fun as hell, too. It was like the old time dude. Good. I can't I say that I didn't. I don't realize how much I missed those times. We know just me and you, you and me. No, no, no, no, no, it's definitely fun with all the boys, but yeah, it's more fun with us. It's been a while since it was just a dola, little. I got to get all nice and dapper. Take my little girl out on a day. And we, you know, no, no, way too easy. I mean, that was, I mean, it's in its slowly getting worse. It's like it's like you punched it. It's like an old person. No, it's all right. We're going to ignore it. I'm so sorry. And I, you know, I instantly regret doing that too, because I didn't think it was going to do that. I mean, but that's you got to know, man. Yeah, I have a lot of rage inside. You do. And it's okay. I need a therapist. It's okay. It's okay. I mean, well, I probably, well, but I was saying, no, at the bottom. Just no. Oh, yeah, no more need for the legless TV. I genuinely enjoyed our time together. Me and you. It was great. It was fun time. Me and Cam went to the casino this week and just me and him him and me. We laughed the whole time driving. I mean, now we went through, we went through what literally looked like a town that still lives the segregation. Oh, I'm not going to name the town, but I vividly remember going, if we stop here, you're done. I go, you're done. No, it's a sundown. Please let me get out of the car. 100% sundown. Oh, yeah. It was not made for me. New. Yeah, nope. That's a joke for me and you, not for the internet. That was funny though. It was funny. There was a, we were making a joke. I was crying. If I would have walked into a bar, they would have called me a name instantly. They'd be like, oh, we got. Oh, we were crying. But we passed through there. It was a wild time. I saw a domesticated dog, like a real like Labrador dog, not like a wild canine. I don't know where I walk. I was in his passenger. And you kept saying, oh, my God. Did you see that? And I went, what, bro? What he goes, dude? Oh, man, there's a dog. There's a dog like doing some back there literally five minutes later. I guess I'm looking on my phone. He goes, oh, my God. I was like, what he goes, dude, there's 35 rules. No, no, no, no, how do I keep missing? We're driving like on a back highway. No street lights, no cars. All I could see was woods and beady eyes. And so I remember I was driving through and this was in the sundown town. I looked to the right. And I saw a domesticated dog. And I knew it was domesticated because I had a collar and a harness on wild dogs don't get harnesses. They don't get, they don't have local stores to buy that for you. And it was bent over like eating a deer. I was deceased and it was just picking at it. And I was like, that hurt me to look at. Like I understand if you're a stray dog, like if you're a wild pet. Yeah, you live off the land like you're going to go kiss somebody's nose when you go home. Like that's wild. Oh, you get a little hint of beer, small intestine, a little deer spine. Imagine that dog though. He's been eating kibble and bits for six years. He just got him a nice. I'm talking a prime Tomahawk 32 hours. A little bit of salt and pepper on that. I think he's going to be like me after church is shaking. Oh, I don't think he might. But in the moment, you mean to tell me you don't think that dog enjoyed that? He'd know because whenever I was able to really dissect it in the way he was picking at it was not competent. He was like, he was like. Maybe that's not it either. Oh, right back here. Take it the smallest little piece. He pops the bile sack. Oh, man, okay, Ruby gets too much. I drop, excuse my French. I drop a piece of food and she, I mean, she will, she'll defend that food against me. That's all she's got. It is all she has no love in that house anymore. No, she went back to giving her walks. Oh, she didn't walk for about a year. No, I'm not kidding. No, I'm not kidding. You let her outside though. Oh, she's outside all day long, but I physically didn't take time out of it. Like family walks. Yeah, it's fine. Mountain ever did those either. Exactly. And he's immortal. I think. Yeah. I don't know what it's going on. And then we drove a little longer and I was still talking and came about the dog. I was, I was like, Kim, you have to not see that dog. I do not see that dog. And he was looking at me. And then I look past Cam and I see 85 eyeballs, like glowing eyeballs. And like, they were all like, and it was wolves. I saw 85 wolves that didn't even know Oklahoma had wolves. And I was like, I was like, I was like, Kim look. And then he was like, what? I miss. Okay. He turns into live whenever it lives not around. Wait, where? No, but I legit did not see it again. I go, bro, I'm trying to think you're like higher. Because there you got something in your system. I'm not seeing this. But yeah, that was ridiculous. We finally got to the casino in fun casino trip, fun casino trip. But as soon as we walked in there, as soon as we got to the casino, something insane happened in the bathroom. Oh, oh my god. Yeah. All about that. The guy in a skirt. Which sounds in which I'm no, no, no, no, that sounds crazy. That sounds crazy. Which I would have no, actually, I don't know what to say. you just pick up with the story. Okay. Me and Cam drive an hour and a half to this casino. We get to the casino. We've been drinking Red Bulls the whole way. We have to urinate. As soon as we get to the casino, we go into the bathroom. Straight to the bathroom. Now, as we walk into the bathroom, when you walk into the left is the urinals. There is one man using a urinal. Describe what you see on this man. So right before we clear the left, they's talking about like it's like a wall and then the left and there's urinals. There is that one guy peeing. He flushes. So as we're clearing it, he's now walking to the sinks. So we're about to go like this across. We're about to cross past walking past this guy. This man turns the corner. He's standing at about six foot four. Big guy. He's got a beard that goes to his belly button. He's got long hair and he's in a full blown kilt. Yes. And he literally goes shazza screams it for no reason. He goes shazza. Yes. And it's not like I was like holy he scared me. Like it was like he knew us and we're part of his Irish tribe. It's the filter Irish, right? Yeah, but shazza's not shazza is it not a preacher's German. He goes shazza. It looks at me. I literally went. I was like, what the like I almost touched the bathroom floor. I was so scared. And then he starts talking. He just started talking like he's talking to us. No one's giving him. No, no, we're not looking at at this point because I'm scared. I'm fighting for my life to hold a laugh. I'm fighting. And so I'm peaking at him. I I don't even pee anymore. I pretend like I've been in there for 20 minutes. I go straight to your hands. I go straight to the sinks or watching my hands. I'm done. I'm not peeing in here. I want. I don't know what you're doing, sir. So I'm now looking at him. You know whenever you're watching your hands next to somebody and you look at him through the mirror. Yes. So I was looking at him through the mirror. But I see him back up from the sink. And I'm like, sir, are you going to attack? What's under that kilt? He reaches under his kilt. Oh, swear to God. He reaches under his kilt and goes, and that's how you pee with one of these things, boys, like that. He was like tucking his Johnson back. And we sought like not, we didn't see the slippery little snake, but we saw his whole area. Like he was adjusting because I guess it was uncomfortable sitting in the kilt. And he goes, that's how you pee in one of these things, boys. He like he hiked up the skirt. And he's like repackage in his Johnson. And, and then he's walking out one more time before he leaves the bathroom. He goes, Shazah! We think he is, I mean, it's something and the whole time, the best part. So I'm at the first urinal. The wall is right here. And I kept going like this to pee. I kept going. And I would look at him through the mirror. And I was like, he was just trying to bait him to laugh because he was right next to him. And so I rush out of the bathroom. The guy leaves, I kind of follow him out, right? But I think he's going to go do his own thing. He does. He starts walking out to a whole way. But there's another guy, regular, regularly dressed guy walking towards him. I guess the kilt man recognizes him. I guess the kilt guy recognizes this, this normally dressed man. He goes, oh Jim, what's going on, man? And a regular, regular, regular, no accident, no shazah, no, this is how you're pitching one of these things, boys. He goes, Jim, I'm good to see you. I go, who the is this man? No, he's a creep. He's a creature. And that, that was no exaggeration. The first minute of being in this casino. Yeah. And I literally, I remember looking at pee after that, we saw him tap up, Jim. We go down the escalator and I go, this is going to be fantastic night or horrible. There's, there's no room for middle ground. No room. We did have to be really good at the good night. So my dad, my dad, spawned out of nowhere really. Maybe you're walking back at one point, my father was in front of me like this. He went, it's a ghost. Like a ghost. He just popped up and he was like, I went, what the, I said, hey, dad, he goes to, he goes, I heard they all were coming over here. So you're dad's a spy. Oh, no, your dad works for the government. He definitely works for the CIA. The packages. Your dad works for the internal affairs. Oh, my God. He's been in front all these years. Oh, my God. I think he might be. Oh, my God. He actually might be. He gets where the headquarters is. Where? The airport. Wait, the government's headquarters is at the airport? My dad's. My dad, honestly, my dad, my dad, where he, where he goes to work, is at the airport. I thought he works for UPS. And it's at dude. Wait, you're not believing me. I've been living it for my whole life. It's at the airport. He's packaging the planes. But I thought he drove, I've seen him drive the trucks. Don't want to mind. He, he used to drive the trucks. He used to drive the trucks. He now goes to the airport. If you told me, does he drive the, does he like straight data raid? I'd go, oh, I believe you. Cause it's your father. Does he drive the trucks at the airport? Or is he a pilot now? He's a UPS pilot. Oh, how am I supposed to know? Cause I'm telling you, no, what does have to do with the government's lives? He drives his Nissan to the airport. You got a Nissan now? Oh, wow. Oh, he drives his Nissan to the airport. He gets out of his Nissan. Yeah. He throws a reflective vest on so he doesn't get hit by a bowing. And he's filling up the planes with cargo. So he doesn't drive the, he doesn't wear the browns anymore. No more browns. No more browns. No more driving. He's at the airport. And I say all of that to be ridiculed and not believed by you. Cause I'm simply saying he works at a airport. So when other people of high importance, maybe he just slips them off to the back and he does his sonar radar detection. And maybe he is a spy. Important people don't so worried about if my dad drives at Nissan. If he flies planes, if he wears his browns that I couldn't get to. Oh, it just doesn't make sense because important people don't fly Delta. They probably fly private. Does he package private planes? Do they have private UPS planes? Private package planes. Private UPS package planes. I'm gonna have my dad spy on you. My dad's gonna give me all the intelligence on you now. But you should know podcast. You know we're on TikTok from the casino. You know there's a video of us on TikTok. I'm getting really tired of that. Yeah. Was my face in it? No, it was our back. Of course it was my back. Because I probably didn't give you permission, which I don't have to. But why are you recording my spot? It was a picture. So it's whenever we started playing, when we sat down next to each other, whenever I was doing the roulette, everybody kept it coming up in the middle of my hands. Oh, it was. Oh my god. Was it from the bar? No, no, it's from right behind. It's like they stood behind us a picture. Yeah, that's that's very concerning. Well, then I'm not feeling your breathing. You're here. I don't know. It's exactly what happened. But then I swiped it was one of the slideshow TikToks and then you slide over and then the person asked for a picture. So they got a confirmation picture from the back just to make sure in case we said no. And then they took it was the really nice white woman. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, then no, I don't mind you at all. You were incredibly nice. But okay, basically we I have some PTSD from that because we had someone else that literally the last time we were like, you know, someone, someone like I recorded us at the bar. Yeah, we're at the bar. And at the maverick game, I went court side to the maverick game saw that. First off, the food looked crazy. Oh, yeah, it's so cool. Yeah, I didn't know that lucky. But so whenever I saw a TikTok the other day, I get a and dude, can I say this? Stop. If you see me in public, stop taking pictures or recording me from the back. I am so insecure about the back of my neck always had. No, no, no, but I'm getting a lot of rolls back there. Dude, no, no, we need to take care of you. No, no, it's bad. Take you on a six days to battle. It looks like thick four skin in the back. Like it just doesn't look good. And that's why one of my biggest insecurities is the back of my neck. Can I see it? Turn around. Yeah. No. Okay, not when you do your head. If you're walking like this, you're bringing on yourself. I permit the turtle. No, you're going like this. No, but that's my natural thing. Like when I'm sitting, I go like this. Like my natural thing, like I tuck my neck back, jugular is exposed for danger. I mean, I love an Adam's apple. What's John Adams? Adam's apple. Holy shit. Yeah. You sit like this. Yeah. I mean, that's like my natural thing. Like I'll just like my neck rolls. I just, it's always like that. So I told Sarah, stop taking pictures of me from the back. Don't do that, right? That's not to do it. Don't do that. Stop doing that. Stop doing it. Anyway, so I was on TikTok, and I was courtside at a marriage game. So a lot of people were behind me. It's how it works. Wait, did you, did you fly? Did you fly there to the game from Dallas to Dallas? You went from Dallas to American Airlines. You flew. You went, and you were like, oh, this is how it went. If I could take a helicopter, I would. That'd be cool. Because traffic on the way to American animals is bad. But anyway, so there was a video courtside, like somebody who was recording the mascot in the mascot was behind me, talking to the people. And I'm in the background like this. And you could see my neck rolls. And I'm saying I'm very insecure about that. Bro, I watched the game afterwards. You said, dude, we're going to be on because I'm so close to the court because I'm actually in front of other people that are more important because I'm there. But I watched the game and I can only see Sarah the way the goal was positioned. She's a golden magnet. She was wearing a red top. Yes, she was. She was so good. There was her, the big goal. And you were right on the other. Really? Yeah, you got no, you got no play on the TV. It's okay. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Because Diego texted me a picture. Diego has a different broadcast. Which one to see? Something else. Let's just say it's not Turner Network. We have to get a VP in the watch out. You have to have a mesh Wi-Fi network to watch the game. I have a question for you. Yo, it talked to me, Daddy. I have a quote. I like that. Now, I was thinking about this because I had a conversation with my mother. And it stymmed off of the fact that she commits no crimes, she commits no sins. She's a saint. She's too soft. I said, "Mom, I'm gonna force your hand." If theft, if just stealing in general, became legal, completely legal. You can't get frowned upon and not breaking a law for one hour. I said, "What would you try to take?" She goes, "Oh, no. I would just sit here, honey. I'd probably turn on some hymns." I'd probably turn on some gospel. Yeah, because that's not right. Even though it's legal, it's not right with God. And I said, "Now you're a good woman, but you would steal if crime was legal for an hour?" Not only would I steal, but I have a master plan. Okay, what is it? But I have to ask you first, I'll reveal mine on the back. And so if stealing was legal for an hour, now the caveat is the process is still there. Like, you can't say, "Oh, I'd go take all the money to make." It's still behind a locked vault. Yeah. If you want to go into a convenience store, they're still a guy working. He might not want you taking a-- He can't stop me. He can't stop me. I promise you you cannot stop me. With that being said, theft is legal for one hour. What are you stealing? And why? You know, honestly, my first thought was going to a bank. Okay. First thought was going to a bank, but I'm not-- I got rookie numbers. Oh, rookie numbers. That says my first thought, right? Yeah. But I don't know the code to the vault. That's the thing. Yeah. So I couldn't end that hour be gone like that, you'd get absolutely nothing. Right. And then you're probably still down there at the hour and then they lock you. Yeah, it's too much to go on. Next thing I was thinking, maybe a Walmart. Because there's a lot you could take from a Walmart. And I steal from Walmart anyway. No, I don't anymore. At one point, dude, I was running up Walmart. Oh, I got a seminal Oklahoma. Oh, my God. At one point, I was getting pharmaceuticals for the price of a onion. Yeah, I was there. I thought it was going-- Tidit. Yeah, no, we were just-- Tidit. And a lot of condoms. $35 worth of seed of medicine. Yeah. No, we were stealing a lot. Don't steal, though. I don't know. Probably something I need. So probably a Best Buy. I'd probably go to Best Buy or some kind of electronics store. See, but what do you think you're getting? All the products. I like electronics. Yeah, but all the-- Oh, you're just going to pick up a 90-inch TV and walk out the front door. I have a truck. There's employees not still there going to stop you. I have a truck! Oh, employees, you're going to stop you. They don't want their product-- Did you just say chicken? Chick-fil-A. You know how many-- Not good you can get from Chick-fil-A. You're going to steal-- You're going to steal an expiring asset. Well, the theft is available to all humans for one hour. For one hour. For one hour. We're glorious ideas. Oh, chicken nuggets. Well, I promise you, you're not going to turn into Jeff Bezos. If you steal something for an hour, you're not getting rich in an hour. If you steal. Make that hour special. Go to Chick-fil-A. That's the Lord's Chicken. They're going to bless you. God will take care of you. They're going to let you take it. There's nobody at Chick-fil-A. That's going to put the hands on you. You're going to have to go get back. She goes my pleasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am taking so many nuggets of chicken. I'm taking all your chicken my pleasure. You know how many-- So I would have sauces for the next three years. You know, you always run out of sauces or sometimes they forget. Chick-fil-A. Okay, that's not bad. I'm stealing for Chick-fil-A. It's inspiring. It's food. That's a little-- What are you going to do, day two? Let's say you get-- Let's say you get easy number. You get 1,000 nuggets. What the fuck do you do with 1,000 chicken nuggets? You mean you could mill prep 1,000 chicken nuggets? You could definitely mill prep 1,000 chicken nuggets. Or because I'm a man of Jesus Christ, I could give those to people who need them. Right? You're thinking when you steal it for yourself, 100% selfish action. No, I'm giving mine to the last fortune. I'm like, Rob, you're something. You're going to steal the Lord's-- You're going to steal the Lord's chicken. Right. Big emphasis on steal the Lord's chicken to run a homeless campaign. Yes, because I'm a man of God. I'd take care of people. What would you do if they'd taxes? Oh, here we go. So my first thought, similar to yours was a car. I was going to go steal a vehicle. I said, I can look up. I can prep for this moment, learn how to hotwire. I said, probably not going to work though, right? Yeah, I'm not Jason Bourneau. No, anyway. So you go bad hand-eye. So then, not the best with dexterity. Yeah. I could use a couple of VC points on that. So then, I went to this. Here we go. Now, it's a gamble, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. I walk into a local convenience store. I immediately say, hey, man, can I get a pack up? Knock him out. Okay. Hold on. No. Because crime's not legal. That's fine. You can't just hurt somebody because now you can go to jail for assault. So now you're in jail. No, no, no, no. Your whole plan's right now. Big emphasis on I can. That's the point. No, you're not allowed to. Oh, I know. But when you go to a 7-Eleven, how many people are in clock? Probably two. Oh, two. That's two knockouts. Now, hear me out. That's two assault charges. You're going to jail, Cam? No one's there to report it. The fuck? Yeah. What? The cameras. They have cameras, Cam. And you think. Crime's not legal. You think. You think someone is detailed as me. Forget about a CCTV in the corner. You're out of your mind. Cam. I knock out the worker. I pull the plug on the cameras. Okay. I take the bank. Not how cameras work. Are you? They still save to a hard drive, Cam. That's what I'm stealing. You're selling the cameras? The. Oh my god. Oh my god. You don't watch anything. You don't know anything about cam. You're not. Okay. Oh my god. No, because you're saying this, but I know you. Your wife has sent me videos of you in the shower. She's recorded you in the shower and you didn't know. You don't think. Well, it lives in a good pimp. (laughs) It was hard or soft. Oh, soft to. I mean, barely noticeable. Yeah. I got a piece of bubble gum. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Here you're. No. Oh yeah. But you have weird hair. Anyway. I don't think it's a good idea because you think you could evade a CCTV but you can't avoid your wife's iPhone 7C. Okay. You think you're turning into. (laughs) You think you're turning into. Uh-uh. Muhammad Gandhi. And passing out the Lord's chicken. Mahatna. Yeah. I said, "Mahat. Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma Gandhi. It looks like. Gandhi's flip flop. Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. Anyway. Let me finish. Just yeah. I go. I walk into the store. I have. unfortunately. I feel bad for the guy. I have to knock him out. If I want to go through my plant. You don't have that in your heart. You can't even tell people no. I probably couldn't but I have to because hear me out. Right. My idea is lottery tickets. Mmm. Now, this is the only reason I have to unfortunately make him unconscious. Yeah. It's because lottery tickets just like a gift card. They're not active until they're scanned in the system. Okay. Now I can't walk up and go, "Hey man, did you hear a theft is legal? Give me every lottery ticket you have." Right. I got him knock him out because he's not going to do that. You can't just push him. What? So you can get back up? What are you playing? A tether ball? Did it come right back? No, I need to put him on his. I need to get to work. Okay. So I put him on his. Right. Immediately turn around, lock the door. Immediately locate the CCTV box. I unplugged the box which turns off the cameras and I have the saved data in my hands. Right. I throw that in my satchel. No, you have a satchel. I have a satchel for this operation. After that satchel has been loaded with the CCTV. Right. Immediately go to all the scratch offs. I take them off the roll. I take them home with me. Simple in the backpack. Now the real lottery tickets. Mm-hmm. I go as many as I can for that hour time. Scan, scan, scan, scan. So you're not scratching your scanning? Oh no, I'm grabbing. Oh, you think I'm doing this for a $20 payout? I'm getting the. Mega millions, bitch. You think they would honor that? It's scanned in the system and there's no footage to show. I tampered off. Yeah, but they could be like. I thought this through. No, no. No, but look, if it's scanned in the system already, right? If it's scanned in the system, they know what storage registers. If it's scanned in the system, they know it's storage registered too. That's sped. What did you choke on? When they. Oh, no, no, no, no. My. My plan is so flawless. You're trying to deteriorate it. No, it's not. You're trying to. When they scan in the system, they know what storage registers do, right? Yeah. Correct. So whenever you win it, they'll be like, oh, that's from the store that I was stolen from. You stole it. Sorry, you don't get any money. No, sir. That's all you got? No, sir. That's all you got? No, sir. I know, that's how I know my plan is crumbled. I just go, no, sir. What the fuck? I didn't think about that part. You didn't think about much. And you're fat. No, I can't. What do you mean I'm fat? Not even a fat. Just being mean? And I'm fat? I'm a stealer. Okay, well then. I hit big on the scratch off. Can I ask something about lottery tickets? Yes. Because that's genuine thought. You brought up lottery tickets. Yeah. Yeah. You brought the Lord's chicken homeless. Yeah. Great. About lottery tickets. Where does the money from lottery tickets come from? Is that a known thing or is that like some Epstein file? What do you mean? Where does the money for the lottery ticket winner come from? There you go. Oh, like the winnings. Yes. Oh, I can only assume like the bank or the state. Like the. The bank and the state? Okay, are you talking about the lottery or scratch off? No, the big lottery. The big full-time billion dollar lottery. Where does that money come from? So that's nationwide. So it's first off, it's the. Do you understand how a lottery works? No. So when someone wins, you know how it resets to a very small amount? What? So when someone wins the lottery? Yes. You know, like the power ball. Yeah, the power ball for a billion dollars. They win it. They get their money. And then when it reopens the next week, maybe 10 days? You know how it's not at a billion again? How it's probably at 20 million? So that 20 million is fronted from the government. But the lottery hints. Lottery is from everyone buying. So the more people buy, the more it comes up. Bing, Bing, Bing. That's how it works, bub. So you're saying 20 billion dollars worth of lottery tickets. What? Lottery. Have you seen those 20 billion? the one that there's a billboard I was told my wife I fall for a ticket to win that $20 billion? Yeah, your mind? I would have literally walked in and be like, hey, man, I'm sorry. I want a $20 billion. I want to scan every ticket in there. No, the power bowl is like $20 billion. I'm like, what happened? What happened? I can, I don't know if something happened. Come here. Come here. Look. Knock his-- Knock the door. And I'm scanning every fucking ticket. I'm going in the back. See if I got the fucking cardboard box in inventory. How much was scanning every time? How much was the lottery this last year? Bro, I think the highest it's like ever, guys. Like maybe like 1.4. $1.4 billion? $1.4 billion. Okay, two. We got from $2 billion. Are we like $3 billion in debt in the country? I mean, this is incredible. We are paying-- we are trillions in debt. You want to know the best part about it, though? Ain't nobody coming to get that back. Yeah. Yeah. Look at kid rotting back there. He goes, "My name is Ken!" Wait, so why don't we just take the lottery winnings and pay off our debt? No, we are heavily in debt. And I'm joking about no one's coming to the back. We do to ourselves. We are crazy. It's because the lottery. It's not because the-- If the government is giving us $2 billion every six months, why don't we just use that $2 pit $6 billion to win back the trillion dollars? Here we go. No, we don't, sir. One, no, two, sir. You think the government is just giving out $2 billion every six months? Well, that's what I saw in the sign. Power ball. If someone wins it, and like I just said, it goes up when people buy the ticket. So the lottery's like a fundraiser. There you go. I'm buying-- What's the point of that, though? Like, what does it do for the government? Why do we have lottery tickets? They take their percentage. How much do they take? I don't know. I don't know. Like on taxes? And that gets taxed. So that's nothing. The second someone wins that, becomes taxable income. Wait, where does the money come from? I mean, I like this. Literally, this quick. Oh, you want your billion, 1.2 billion? We're going to take, hmm, half. Where does the money come from? It might be-- is there-- is Ashton Kutcher in our studio? Am I being punked? The money comes from ticket purchases. But how do-- Yeah. Yeah, ticket purchases. But how much do they know how to give? We say, oh, your loan's filled with money. How much do they know how to give? Dude, it's so running. It's not a-- like a one scientist smoking a cigarette going on. It's been a month and a half. Let's put it up to 120 million. It's a-- it's a progressive system. Who owns it? Oh my god, almighty. 'Cause it says-- I don't know. Texas Powerball. There's Texas Powerball. So you're saying a billion dollars of Texas people bought this Powerball? So can I-- Oh, all right. I don't know how it works. There's Texas. Yeah. There's the mega millions, which is nation-wide. Nation-wide. Okay? All people, just us. We have our own small one. You can go claim your money in Austin. Can you only-- You got to go wherever the hell they tell you. If you're in Texas-- so if the Texas Powerball, you have to be a resident of Texas. I believe so, yes. And maybe you don't have to be a resident. No, but you can play it here. So why do we have our own if anybody can get it? This is getting a border situation. I don't want to talk about this. I don't want it. No, this is getting bad. No, it's not getting there. But I don't-- that's a great question. But there is-- Does Mississippi have a Powerball? Yes, I would assume. And there's no [bleep] way they get up to a billion. Like Arkansas, what is your $12 or something? Like Arkansas cannot have over $100. Oh, Jamie Wandsdown won the Arkansas Powerball. So you get to a year of Arby's and take it to the Hawks. [cheering] Oh, by the way, her cash price is $700. Thank you so much, Jamie. One free trailer. Here we go. Oh, that's so-- So, okay, now now you got my little cogs moving. Yeah, I got your-- The hell do we have state to state if anyone can play it? No, because it's going to get into Billie Eilish. I'm going to talk about it. No, I'm not getting the-- I'm not getting-- What did you just say? $73,000. You're-- $773,000. Y'all can even make it to a million dollars. Your Powerball is not a million dollars. Honestly, let's blow up Arkansas. [cheering] Let's honestly set a [bleep] a nuke to that place. Let's bomb that place to nothing. Like, honestly, like, can we conquer Arkansas? Can I-- can't Texas go and just take it? No, because we're all one. We're all one. All right, let's move on. I feel like this is getting into a-- It's getting onto-- Like, honestly, like, that's a piece of [bleep] place. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have to let me tell you the story. Tell me, Daddy. Oh, my God. Now, have you ever heard of cheeky monkey? What the fuck do you call me? I never-- What do you call me? I've heard of cheeky monkeys. The cheeky monkey. What have you ever heard of the establishment called Billie Eilish? I've never heard of the establishment called cheeky monkeys. No. I mean, that thing is-- Come on, slow death. It's gone. Oh, I see a little bit of no in there. Look at that. Well, I mean, look at that. Yeah. Stop. Oh, that's-- Rich. Stop. Cheeky monkeys is an indoor-- It's literally think of, like, Chick-fil-A play place and McDonald's play place. But it's like a whole building for-- For-- Side of the whole studio. Like, huge. Oh, yeah. They let lowlands in their silverbacks, aves, chimps. You got your ranger tanks of hell. They're all in-- Spider. Nope. Now, nope. Hold on. Yeah. Super quick sidebar. Would that not be a cool business model? Call the zoo. No, it's not a call the zoo. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. A cheeky monkey is an actual-- Not a zoo. We're just watching him where we go and have it with him. Now, of course, you've got to get rid of the aggressives. You've got to get rid of-- You've got to get rid of the lowland silverbacks. Outside of that, you put a couple-- And I'm a-- Chimps are vicious, dude. Chimps are-- Chimps are all monkeys. They're-- They're animals. Every animal can get by all monkeys. No. You've never seen a probosis. Or a-- A probosis monkey. You don't think a probosis ever had a bad day? Do the probosis of a big-- Eggplant nose looking-- Definitely had a big-- And it jumps like a little-- When you're sending the blood. Okay. No, come on. Tell me about cheeky monkeys. Good lemur, too. Lemur's not a monkey. It's a lemur. It's not a monkey. I understand that. We're talking about monkeys and you brought up lemurs. Let's talk about cats now. What are you talking about? So cheeky monkeys, right? Tell me about it. Think of a Chick-fil-A playground, but a man-- A whole, like, building worth, right? So it's an indoor playground. Indoor playground. I didn't know if you'd understand, right? I didn't know if you'd understand. Because at first you thought I was calling it you a monkey. And then you thought we were talking about real monkeys. So I was trying to play some framework and make it real crystal clear for you. Punch another TV, huh? Your value goes so much down when you don't have a haircut. I look bad, though. I actually woke up this morning. And I f---ed scoffed at myself in the mirror. I'm the worst feeling. I literally like this. I went, I went, I went, I went, I looked at myself. Get ready for it. I went, I felt-- I literally did that. You immediately went to Instagram to see if Brooks had an opening. Dude, you know what's-- Oh my God, he gets no f---ing-- No money, friends don't like him. World hates him. Can I be ugly? Okay, this might bring down the mood a little bit, but I was shirtless in the-- I was shirtless in the-- I hate Sarah. I was shirtless in the mirror, and I was like looking at myself. Sorry, pinch. Oh, dude. You know it gets bad when he starts pinching. Oh, you can pinch. I can grab. And you start looking at him. I was just-- I wasn't even feeling bad. I was like, okay. This can go down a little bit. This can go down. It goes from behind me. It hugs me. And I sh-- Oh no, it's the worst. Oh, Liv's walked up. She goes, I love it, babe. Touch me. I go-- Oh. Tell me about the monkey. Dude, stop derailing. You're right. Here we go. We're derailing. I won't put it all on you. Put it all on you. All right, so we went to a place called Chiki Monkeys. Think of it as like an indoor-- I'm kidding. So we're there. We're playing. It was Malachi's first time in a place like that. It's honestly pretty cool. We're in this ball pit. When I tell you, it is a legit baby ball pit. It's not like a thick-- I want it like a urban air where it's like 10 feet deep. It is literally flooring. And there's like a layer of balls. Oh, that's dangerous. So we're in there. We're playing-- Oh, yeah, you guessed it. Yeah. We're playing with Malachi. So baby-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is girl. It's probably four. She comes barreling around the corner. And I go, oh, god. I pick up Malachi. I go, like a loose dog. Oh, god. What the hell is that? Where's the toner? And I'm holding Malachi. And that girl's like, and she's running up to the ball pit. No, that happened about an hour ago. Oh, it's seen. You can go back to like mini to the episode I went drink. And it was real quiet. So this girl is sprinting towards the ball pit. There's a little step up. She goes, pink, pink. She gets to the top of it. Jumps up. Goes on her knees, right? She thinks-- I mean, she thinks we're in a full sophisticated-- Oh, nothing's going to hurt you, sweetie. She literally is going, woo! Lands on her knees. And she goes, falls down. And she goes, ah! She's screaming. And I literally went out. You didn't check on her? Oh, no. No, I'm holding mine. I'm holding my own. And her dad comes around the corner. Oh, no. Okay. Her dad is a very powerful man. Just big just yeah, just say nope. No, it's one big. No, no other bees. Just big He's a big old black man I mean just a big there's a certain point. I protected you from allegations and now I'm starting a question No, I do that for you cuz you enjoy it. No, I know he's he's oh like it. No, he's a big dude He's a big guy like in shape - he comes around the corner. He goes, but it's his baby girl So he's like oh my god like what happened? We've been watching her That's what I thought too, but it's all right. She he trusts her shoes for those what happened. She was my knees my name I mean she literally like this And just stuck it. Yeah hurts. He picks his daughter up like it was a gallon of milk. He goes With one hand picks his daughter up with a singular hand impressive sets her down and then he has this little moment with her and mind you I'm maybe 10 feet away this whole time. I'm like this. I'm holding out. I'm like, well, yeah, what's up, buddy? I'm trying to see get the team He has this moment. He's like you got to be more careful. You've got to learn your surroundings He goes you got to know where you are at all times like right now if someone can't bump on me I'd be ready to do something about it. I'm sorry. I didn't swear to his four-year-old Yeah, he goes someone came up on me and do something about it and he does this Like yeah, he goes no one wants to come up on me. How do you want it a boy? He goes you? Oh, he needs a boy He needs a boy. I got poor girl Yeah, it's in the future some guys I'm great. She's so he tells this moment. He does that. I go, holy I go. I'm not on you, sir. I'm not over here. Yeah, has this moment leaves right where's he going? He goes back to the little parent area Yeah, I I am I cannot make this up right hand to Jesus Christ This girl does one lap on the slide runs right the back jumps right back underneath in the ball pit He meets her father. She then he goes, oh, pop it And I was just like this this kid doesn't got yeah, I was like that guy needs a boy, but bro Hey just between the girl doing that to herself twice. Yeah, the dad being on like some surveillance Yeah, and I was like, I think it's time to go live I think I can go dude. He saw everything is this bad to say the more I've been around kids the more I don't want him No, it's so true. No, it's so true. No, okay, but I'll tell you this is that's fair Yeah, it's kind of the same thing with dogs you go you someone you see someone has like a cute dog or something You go to the house. You're like wow your furniture's got hair all over it. Wow your dog pooped over there Your dog chewed your boots. That's an owner. That's owners fault, but it's still a dog now I agree But it's the same thing with the baby can't control a baby the way you control dog Yeah, yeah, no sir. Yes, no, sir You that dogs either got it to either got a P or it's got a three things that kid has emotions and sometimes it's just crying to be crying Sometimes it's yeah, that's exactly, but the dog wants to play the dog my bite your feet. Yeah, but I can put my dog in a cage if I want if I do that to a kid Your dog in the cage Yeah, but a big cage like like a big kid working so run around like I could get away from the dog I can't get away from a kid. I just like and I'm I've been going through the grocery store recently and your kid Don't want to get away. No, it's not true at all actually. You know you need you need I go this we can save my life Like no seriously, but when it's I'm saying I hear you and I agree on everything you say Sometimes you want space sometimes this down the third, but when it's yours it hits different. Yeah, no like I'm sure it does But it's just like I've been going through grocery stores. I hear kids scream. I'm just like dude like shut up You know what I mean? I don't have much empathy you okay And that just means I'm not ready to have a kid and I don't I might not ever get to that point you're I'm fine with it You're a you're a very you're a very self-knowing person. I'll give you that. Yeah, you know very in tune You know the Self-dog harry in tune. You said fork in the road. I gotta do this You said if I don't shit can get bad. You said I mean it was I was waking up going where is it? So I can't wait till 7 p.m. You said grocery store. I had the okay, this was like a two-day span if I got from strangers from loved ones from my wife from y'all It was a full 48 hours this past week. I want to say it was Wednesday Thursday that combo I the amount of like anxiety inducing phrases I heard Every way it kept happening me and I it to the point I pray I mean I don't understand what's going on Everyone kept everyone that I came in contact with kept saying things like oh Just trust me. Oh, just trust me. We need to talk Why you're not gonna like it, but and I was like what the crap? It's the worst someone in the grocery store Yeah, it started with this We like bump shoulders and you know me. I'm just get like yapping and it was right by the chips And I had my kettle-cooked jalapenos and they were and the details on his stories are so irrelevant Well, they are but I'm saying but I'm just saying because it was this other guy with bump shoulders He's like oh, those good and I was like I literally went oh, yeah, man. I was like trust. I said at first Yeah, and he goes no, no, you should trust me and I went what you mean? I said there you're you're chin went down You're tone change because now you should trust me and I don't have a good day, sir And I let right after that I go home the second I walk into my house with the groceries my mom walks up around the corner She was hey, we need to talk and I go okay don't like that. Let's go. What's what's happening? He ended up being absolutely nothing. Yeah, some stupid you do that for you get people get a thrill off making people panic like that a couple hours later I'm upstairs play with mouth. I hear live from downstairs. Hey babe. I need to show you something I don't like that two to three hours. They'll send you to a spiral exactly yeah, and it got to the point I was like what the fuck happening today. I go to bed I wake up the next day and it was the same we had a phone call and at one of the things you were like Hey, you know, I just need to say something to everyone and I was like oh, I can't be good and then we got off that phone Yeah, and then the same it just kept. Yeah, I went in the mirror and I was like what is I was like is something like Innevitable something big gonna happen in my life not. I hate that and I in the moment. I was like I need to stop joking about P with his anxiety like no, it's bad. I don't like this dude People that I feel like it's a choice if you speak to somebody in an unabsolute like that you're going to hell yeah like that Yeah, that's done for the person's fault. Yeah, I don't say hey, we need to talk. I mean don't I mean to think who died Yeah, don't print me before bad news be like you want to be like hey dog's dead Like that's how you talk to me. That's how you talk to me Don't ever be like I got to tell you something don't tell me tell me Right, you know, I mean Yeah Yeah, it's like whatever like whatever I have to fire people now you cannot you cannot sit here on the stand in front of your peers And say that that is better. There's no way you actually believe that yes because it eliminates at least half the panic No, because you get to whether you approach me with some sentimental. Let me let me cry if someone just went hey Broke dog's dead. No, it's perfect. I love that don't pray me for bad news if you're already going to give me the bad news Because now I'm upset about two things one you give me instant cortisol spice right instant like instant I'm uncomfortable like I need to find carbs Right like you instantly shoot up like I don't want that So if you just tell me all shoot up, but that's it. I got to deal with it now. Now. I'm going like this boom boom Right, I want to study you. I'm just that's a fact. That's not even something got to study. No, I know, but it's you It's it's just a beautiful For Kate creature y'all don't y'all run from yourselves. I sit in myself. I don't run I know everything about me. I don't run for myself. I can get a I can feel something in the back of my throat No, my next two weeks are gonna be like. Oh no sir. That is that is called. What is it a hypochondraic? No, no, but it comes to fruition It because you're so freaked out about it. It's not a bodywork stress into that's exactly a no boy Yes, my brother was a doctor and he a guy got admitted to the hospital because he said he was allergic to the color green Mm-hmm. It's a skull schizophrenia and guess what he was good to my brother tested the theory. They brought an accident They brought out a hymns fill out paper. It was a green pin. Mm-hmm. He started filling it out realized the pin was green freaked out so much that he broke Out of his well, that's called anxiety attack, but that's different than being allergic to the color green because you use a Lergic to the color green and then as soon as he touched that penny would have broke out. That's a mental thing That's literally like I think that's my that's my point. That's my point. No, but it's different than I'm physically No, no, no, no, it's different than me. I'm feel ill and I know I'm gonna be over the next two weeks. That's just it. No, no I can feel the beginning of a sickness. No, you can't. I can feel the full periodic table of a sickness Dude, my sickness has been fueling my dreams recently because I've been under the weather. What does that mean? I had your sickness has been fueling your dreams. When I'm sick I have the weirdest dreams ever and I've been sick this past week, right? Great That's not episode two. I said I got poop as well. I don't want to rub your feet either You but I've been sick this past week, right? It's been fueling weird dreams. I had the weirdest dreams about gigs podcast About Yeah, why is it why them? I don't know. We have no relation to them. No, what I've never talked to them, but that why It's engaged. I don't know and I it's what was the dream about don't just say you don't know you did lead me we're at the super Okay, okay, so you know, whatever's in a true story and Gigs are just watching the sea hawks. No, there was like a million people there and They oh, no, I don't know what it was and I want like a dream person to pass us down and so by the way Never we've never talked to gigs. I never interacted. No, I don't even know they know who we are. It's the big podcast, but I assume they've seen great. They're great I think it's because one of their clips popped up on my TikTok and one of them was like finger To me and I saw that and maybe it turned me on. I don't know He was the light skin one he was I was like I get it all right he was now he could get it if we put a rank of Podcasts I could get it the lights can do it and gigs up in hey you're second hey no I'm not saying me put me first but what are we doing oh yeah I saw my life skin bro finger some meat on one of their episodes he can get it too man you can we rank them all out drop it on them what are you doing this is envy this is jealousy talk it might be a little bit but hey I mean can we second to the list I don't want to be second anyone's heart maybe if I got to know him he would drop the second I like your personality better I got a haircut I jump back up to first but don't be so rash no decision making no bodies different he was like a power lifter I think he's he's and then his his counterpart I sleep in this counterpart for you anyway we're at the Super Bowl and we're laying like you know how how football stadiums have levels yeah I think it's like a dome in those levels yeah so there's the first level then there's the high second level but we're on top of that my god it was a third level made of grass no and there was like I kid you about 10,000 people laying on this grass but we're all there for the Super Bowl dog I think you have a little some besides being sick I think you were tripping in this dream and so we're laying down this for the Super Bowl right but we couldn't see because you're so far up and in the grass we're laying down and and then it's beneath us and though they're like some important people were like pulling people down from the grass area and I was like I think me and Kim should be somewhere at the top of the list and I was like well great and you really bombed on these tickets I'm laying in a pasture a mile high in the sky in the sea hocks it out there yeah and then I remember I remember I seen the two guys gigs coming past and they're in the grass area too but they were walking but they didn't want to be seen and and the lights can do to a shirtless and I think that's just a self-pleasure thing I'm not sure what he was doing there but he was shirtless and they walked past you're so stupid that was the whole dream no big climax I just wanted you to know I think I think you had a stupid dream about getting gigs because I think I think let's break it down you get rid of the Super Bowl right we don't know why we're there no you get rid of how we were sitting late in the biggest takeaway from your story is the light skin brother walk past shirtless yes and I think that was just person but he had like you know I think he has tattoos but instead of the tattoos he has it was like the you took the arms from the rock and he had the Samoan tattoo I don't think he's an islander I don't think he I don't think he is tongue and at all I don't think he's not if they okay to say yeah they're talking well not all of them but that is one of the one of the one of the group here we go I think we need to contact them and be like hey you got a small tattoo were you shirtless and some grass what's going on would you do to my friend wise he haven't told us about no but the craziest part is I followed him on Instagram after he didn't fall back like two hours I got insecure I was like he doesn't like I just want to be love man that's it man I'm right here you go I don't know that's it now hear me out what if he would have followed back we'd have met a trip to the UK oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah I don't know what's going on well everything everything that's what I tell you and if you watch the documentary on episode two that happened that happened I know I never saw one I literally I literally took it he he can't we were having episode two yeah it was episode two episodes two the million dollar deal it's available now on wise cam plug I tell him in the car we're getting it in this fight in the Uber and cam was mad that I cut him off or I wasn't paying attention it's because he does that yeah you literally just worked out my head and it's I lose interest okay that's fine but you can't you can't you better talking your jobs on a microphone okay that's fair that's fair I was saying yes that we will soon we will soon be in the UK right maybe I don't know soon be in the UK maybe maybe I hope so I hope so eventually I you know what I'm going to stamp it we'll be there I just don't know what will be will be there eventually some point yeah what if when we go there daddy takes care of princess hmm tries to link up the two lightskins hmm now what you do with your time is up to you maybe it's a little maybe it's a little a Swiss and bread I'll do whatever you let me whatever you let me ah no not y'all taking that like physically I'm just saying hang out maybe it what do they do at their point in some tea it's pissing day for a part in it we go back to the flash smoke of snow wow all right yeah that's it yeah but yeah maybe we can maybe we have I just want to tell him how sexy is in person say hey you didn't follow me back so I unfollowed you yeah godly you should know podcast p i'm not gonna lie I've been wanting to do this for a while now I'm gonna expose you right here right now got in my eye clap oh god no oh no no no oh I'd never put that out there let's say at least let me pick the picture certain angles it's I mean you adds about eight do it I mean turn lighting oh my god no not your camera roll oh I'm exposing you for the biggest craziest thing you've ever said you my dear friend have claimed good old fruits are different flavors we're putting that to the test right now you're gonna taste them blindfolded and you're going to fail in front of the world I'm confident very good I'll be glad there's so many comments for how many okay fruit leaves are you are you picking them or my picking them you pick them yeah yeah you pick them let's say you're cheating man who wore this that's got to be care over my wife I think where makeup that's got to be my wife that is that I mean that is chocolate makeup okay that's my wife that's my wife okay you want me to blind taste fruit lips and tell you the color yes sir hey it's easy yeah no oh yeah I've been it yeah I can nervous ain't you yeah yeah you dumb oh my heart rate just spike dude cuz if you know it's not sick I can't do anything on the internet without people saying that this isn't true but all right here we go okay oh I gotta take my bifalc was off honestly I could do it with my glasses off god they smell great yeah you don't need them idiot you don't think you would smoke great if they're all the same flavor do you no it's it's all one big flavor just fruit fruit loops loops and fruit all right blindfolds on excuse me let me smoke a pack for you guys okay blindfold is all okay if you touch me don't touch me I'm only going to be showing the camera okay fruit loop and then placing it in your palm okay show them too so they can see that's what I'm doing here we go all right oh god all right first one I can't see anybody oh this hurts my eyes it's too tight first one here we go I mean these feel small because you give it a small one this is the travel this is this is you know natural this is Gucci this is regular I can already tell you cannot okay okay what is what is it you can tell go oh my god no not hey hey this is getting freaky this is turning into the weird he has absolutely no clue blue I got no no no no no no no no no no no shut your mouth let's keep us I don't let's keep it I don't okay there's first off there's six flavors it's one out of six is not wicked you didn't hit the mega millions it's not wicked odds oh I got to clean my palette dude okay what do I get if I win like I deserve like $20 you're not you're not $20 each color yeah strange chart you're not getting anything if you win and you're not going to get it to get first off it's what was there seven colors in your six colors uh blue you got lucky question do y'all close your eyes under blindfolds because I do I do to I don't like the fabric on my eyes I yeah I don't like it either all right you know hey good old saying shack made one here we go hold that palm out second one this is a double or good morning to you but this is the same color correct same color okay it's all one color I don't oh no no no no it's easy dude I'm telling you see and then you do the tongue thing your tongue blasting it right after you snout it okay so this is okay okay no science science it's but when I do the smell when I do the smell that one had a higher pitch that one had a higher pitch it was more higher pitch of smell this man just said it was it's either it's one of the bright colors it's it's it's it's you know it know I'm talking bright bright like it's either green or green or yellow yellow it's yellow okay no you're cheating you get a second layer get some I get I'm gonna get a blanket get something a blanket I'm not cold cover his head he's cheating okay you can give me another blindfold we're gonna get another blindfold we're gonna get okay give me another blindfold I'm two for two oh two for two put this on oh two for two why is no one excited because you're cheating how I'm not cheating I'm not cheating you're not you're not two for two you're two for two on cheats they're one flavor and you're looking no put that other one real low yeah yeah put that real low you can't do my I gotta lift it up my smell you can still you - I can use the smell, but I don't want you seeing. - Right here, are we confident? - No, this is, I can't see. - Okay, I kinda trust it, 'cause I just had my fist and inch away from your face. - No, I didn't see it, I smoked it up. (laughs) - You got dirty paws, where's the mic? - Okay, no, this is getting real, this is getting real. - The mic's right in front of you. - See, but I'm telling you, put it at home. If you wanna do it, they have different smells. If you go up into the nasal, the yellow one had a sour smell. It's those that are sour, the other ones are more fruity. Bring me another one. - Oh my God. - Don't give me that one, the one you're putting your nose. - No, I can't, no, I can't. - You literally smell like a back. - How do I have to know I had it in my nose? - 'Cause you smell your chin. - You smell, you sounded like a vacuum cleaner. You're going, (sniffs) that is, that is, okay. - But don't give me that one or kill you in your family. - I'm not, I already threw on the ground, but I kinda, I'm, I'm still not a believer, I'm still not a believer. - Give me another, give me one, go on. Here we go, this is up next. Hold that little palm out. Hold that little palm out, hold that little girl palm out. - Okay. - Extend. - Okay. - This one's spikier than the other ones. - Oh, now it's spikier. I mean, you are absolutely inhaling them. - I genuinely do know this one. - No, no, no, no, no. No jokes like this, I know this. I do. - No, I, it's orange. (laughs) - Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - No, no, no, timeout, timeout, timeout, timeout. Give me another one, that was spikier and was false. - I think yours, I think your little snotty. I think you like, I was something got, isn't it? - Something got, I think my lips bleeding. - I think my lips bleeding. (laughs) - I think I was bloodening. Give me another one. Next round we got this one right here. You wanna see that, yeah? - Yeah, let's see what you can do with that one, huh? Here you go, open your little head. - Weird handoff. - Yeah, you were, you were unstretched. - Dude, that is, it's in your nose. That's going half foot, why are you putting it on the mic? Look down, matter of fact, look down for me, yeah, yeah, there you go. - Why am I looking down? - So you're not looking up and cheating? Look down. - I can't see anything. I don't believe you. - I'm telling you. - So the left nostril I could tell is the sour one. Okay, is this, okay, but you can't trick me if it's the same color. If it's the same color as before 'cause it's a sour smell. - It's not the same color. - Oh, it's not the same color? - Then it's green. (laughs) - You got it. (laughs) - Dude, this is, oh, this is, yeah! - I am cynical, I don't believe you. - I don't know what to tell you. - You know what I mean? - It's a smell, it's just, okay. - It's not smell, it's not smell. - You think I'm cheating still? - I know you're cheating so I'm out here. - Give me, fools or something. - Give me headphones, give me headphones. Give me headphones. - Give me headphones. - What the fuck do you mean, give me headphones? - You're a side I'm worried about. What is the cockatoo gonna speak to you? I don't want you seeing them. What do I put in your handcuffs next? I don't, you don't need headphones. (laughs) - Give me headphones. Just so you can know I'm not cheating. - This phone really brought me headphones. - Pierce brought head, what do these even plug-in do, Pierce? These are just naked heads, okay. - Please my eyes are sweaty. - You want to play that fucking game? Here, put those on. - Yeah. - Put those on. - These are uncomfortable. - We got you like a P-O-W. (laughs) - It's your taste and fuck. - Okay. - All right. - Last one. - Yep. - Yep, no, I just spilled about 30. Okay, but now I don't really know what other colors are left. Can I get a multiple choice? - What does that even mean? - I don't know how many colors are left. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, so you suddenly don't have per-powers anymore? - I know, it's not power. - What's that phone you look free? - No, I, no. Oh, oh, no, I'm playing games, y'all. I got lucky the first couple times. Can you tell me what's left? No, fuck you wonder woman. Put your snout to the test. - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, okay, here we go. Round four. - Let me see that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here you go. - Bang. - Ow. - Oh, little uppercut. - It's darker. (laughing) - Try and think of the dark colors. - It. - Tread. Tread. No, it's purple. - I hate it. - It's purple? Is it purple or red? - No, sit, not like what the fuck are you doing though? 'Cause there's, this isn't, I just had one. - Y'all, I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you, I told you! I had one in my nose. I put it in my nostril and there's no difference. - Wow, it's right. - Here's came back to life. Wow, it's right, you wanna try? You try. You try. This isn't a real thing. I'm trying something that I don't believe. So it feels like being converted. - I wanna try it. - All right. It's gonna be a lot easier than you think. I'm gonna give you one. All right, I'm shaking. Why are you shaking? Here we go. Now do the smell test and I told you. I mean, you have a deviated septum, don't you? - I think I might. - Here we go. - In there, in there, more, more. Inhale it, there you go. - Oh, oh, I kinda chemically. (laughing) - Oh God. - Here we go. Oh, I feel like I'm doing smell insults again. - Do you, but do you tell, what color is it? - Is it brighter dark? Is it brighter dark? It's kinda bright, but if I had to say it's gonna be bright. - Come on! Come on! - Bright, bright, think of it. Think of it. Give me your bright options. - Bright options. - Okay, off of that smell alone, I'm thinking, like the yellows, the red, like a yellow red and orange and a greenish color. - Okay, okay, okay. It's, I'll say what I can get rid of is purple and blue. - Yes, doesn't taste, smell like purple and blue. - I told you. - Okay. - Let's go. - Get your tongue, more tongue, more tongue. - What do you mean more tongue? Can you give me some of the size of a pinny? - Oh, I was gonna say nickel, but that's too big, a pinny. - Come on, Cam. - Can I get one more same flavor, one more same flavor? I'm not skilled in the dark arts, like you. - Here. - Put that back in your nose, that's a big one. - Oh God. - Put that back in your nose. And then lick it, lick it, lick it. - Oh, I mean, that's almost lies all. (laughing) - Got 'em, Cam. - Okay, more tongue. You go immediately, chewing your big back. You got it? - Oh my God, that kind of screamed at me for whatever reason. - What is it, what is it? - Okay, now I'm also gonna go on the record. If I get this right, I'm going to be equally as mad because now I'm not gonna lie, my taste buds right there, I pray to God I'm wrong. - That's an orange. (cheering) - No! - Wait, bro. - Let's go, let's go, wait, I told you, I told you, I told you. - I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. - Google says they're the same flavor. - Of course it's propaganda. Let's go, no, wait, let's go. Let's go, at home, everybody try it. Oh, dude, I'm telling you. - Oh no, that was orange. It literally, once you lose your sight, your nose goes up, your ear nose and throat are all connected. - I think you converted me. - Come on, I go, I'm a martyr of my old spade. - How much of that, 'cause you knew it was brighter, how much of that was a guess though? - No, I'm not gonna lie, if I would have, if I would not have asked, it would have been a sole guess of those colors I said. Now the weird thing is it definitely was like, I was getting like, it's like, you're saying bright, my mind went to like warm, which I guess is same for bright warmish colors. - I was like, I also got good bright colors, like it's a light, light color. Like the dark colors had a dark smell. - What bro? - Yeah. - No, it's not gonna work if your eyes are exposed. Try it, it's not gonna work. - And then put another one to your nose. - I mean, seriously, I'm gonna like pine salt, dude. I'm not kidding, it's just a clean floor with. - To everybody that didn't believe me, it happens every single time I have a hot take or something on this podcast. - Years later, I proved it to be right. - Years later. - Every time I kind of had a good time, because that was fun, I felt included. - But I'm pissed because that actually was a thing. I feel like the kid in middle school that got picked on and now I'm like 28 and I have a Lamborghini. Like that's all I feel right now. Dude, every time I go out, you're gonna think Freelums are a different flavor. Come on. - How about that? - Oh. - No, that, I'm baffled. And you're out of breath. That's not queer. - That's not queer. - That's not queer. - Holy shit. - Okay. - Yeah. - So just another fucking L for cam. - I told you. - I mean, I'm honest to God need you to try it at the house 'cause I just did one and I got it right. And again, now this is, if there's 30 flavors, I'm back on my own boat. I go, there's no fucking ways getting a lime indigo, lime violet, like green flavor. If you did that, I'm sending you the CIA. - Yeah. - I mean, can I be honest? A large majority of that was, I guess. - I know. - But the fact that you're even like, the fact that there's a process of elimination. - No, there isn't pissing me off. 100% there is a smell differentiation. 100%. So I'm able to knock out, like either it's brighter dark. And then after that, it's God. That's my origin. - That's on your side. - I think I got a little high of bruises. Don't put them that far. - No, I'm not gonna, no, there's some weird, there's some chemical and that's something. - There's something in there, boy. - All right, guys. I mean, I can never win. I can never surprise the man. I can never prank the man. I can never catch him off guard. I can't, I haven't been a good time to prank him with hot sauce. - Oh my, but you're not built like that. - See that? See like that the creative brain is too high over here. You can't do it. I Was thinking at the whole time that's a large bar while I smell them so much I put with sobby on it. Oh my god if I were to put with sobby on it like this And lined your nostril with wasabi hospital, you would have got a punched pierce listener in the mouth. Oh drop kick them All right everybody percentage come back episode two oh four. I mean for god's sake I guess try it. I guess I've been dismantled proved wrong. They literally I can taste the yellow when I put a handful in my mouth Like there's no way y'all can't smell taste that. I think maybe it's the milk because I know because I'm not a goblin I don't eat without milk so maybe the milk makes it all one flavorly fruit masterpiece. 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