The First Responder & The Dark Knight | Son of a Boy Dad #421

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Your boys were up late. Texan in the group chat at 1. I was already getting stressed out about not being able to sleep by 1. So you were up late too? I had to eat. I had to eat. I was hungry. Yeah, I was unfortunate. Midnight. Would you eat? I'll tell you what I ate. I mean, I had some leftover sort of noodles, like low-main kind of noodles. And then I thought that would be enough. I told myself that should be enough and then it wasn't enough. So then I had a banana and I was like, surely that will be the end of that. But then I still sort of thought, well, not enough. And then I went into some extremely old Greek yogurt, which I poured some cookie granola on top of and some honey. And I just sort of ate that until I felt sick and then I was like, that's enough. You know what's a good Greek yogurt? What's a good Greek yogurt snack? You ever have the peanut butter M&M's, like they're kind of like the Reese's PCs almost? Mm-hmm. If you ever get some of those, throw them in a little Greek yogurt. Great dessert. French sour little treat. We were biking home at 11.30 last night and we went past the Greek yogurt spot that had a line around the block, like a double twisted line that was three people thick at 11.30 on a Monday night. The ham. I think it's called Mooka. It's on 7th Ave. It's in Froya? Yeah, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. I thought people were just lining up to get like Chabonny, I don't know, to get some jiggly slop. I've had it. And it's worth it. He says worth the 1.30 line. Well, 11.30 line. I think it all depends on how long the line is as to whether or not it is worth it. Yeah. At a certain point, nothing is worth it. The frustrating part of it is that as you wait in line, you watch all these chicks come out in yoga pants and shit and proceed to like film their cup. Oh, yeah. All aspiring influencers hitting the hot in invogue food spot in New York. The hard to get Greek yogurt, you know, frozen yogurt place. And you just want to tell them like you're not going to make it. Look around. See how much hotter she is than you. You're not even tall. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? You're not telling Bronson was talking about an inspiration. Correct. New York is for everybody person anyone can succeed here. Maybe if you were trying this in Milwaukee, maybe it would fly you'd make a splash. But here, it's too saturated. You're too late. You're too late. I mean, everybody can't go viral. Correct. Everybody can't come for the same cup of frozen yogurt, too. But he said the toppings of the fro you were, he said that there, but that's what they always do. He said it's different. He's saying it. Really? He's getting paid by them. This place. I've got some, every time I've got fro you, it's always like they really focus on the toppings. No. Trust me. This is new. Something different. To tell, this fucking pistachio. Yes. Yeah. That's what it gets. Exactly. How did you get it on the first case? How did you know that? Because it's a topping on everything. No. I said I got the pancakes and they had pistachio. Unbelievable. That's a great pull from you. Yeah. They got this pistachio sort of crackle, crisp, crispy crackle creamy thing that they put, they pat it on or on the outside. And then not for nothing, the yogurt itself is the best. It makes, you know, pink berry and whatnot taste like shit. Pink berry. It's a good one. That's a good pull. It was good. Pink berry. And then this, remember, I mean, all those places sort of faded away. Yeah. Frozen yogurt lost its daytime. That was maybe 10 years ago. That was like, I mean, I think more than that was like 20 years ago because I remember when I was a kid, they opened up a frozen yogurt place like right in the smack of our town. They had one in Cambridge that became, it was the place you'd go late at night. It was called Barry line. What was the one that's like, like not pink, it was like the unhealthier version of pink berry? 16 handles. Maybe. That one was awesome because you could create your own. Yes. Yes. And you just went not fuck on it. And then you brought it up in the cash register and they'd be like, it's $28. Yeah. Can I put like two scoops of this back and they're like, no, you put 17 toppings in. You can't unmix the six flavors. What are you? A child and pizza hot pouring your own soda. And you definitely were a child. I was. And some somehow they just, there's like people who can make in-app purchases. You're just like, one time I went to one of those places and I had rated all the loose change that I had in a mason jar and I paid for it with change. Oh, it's pretty devastating. That's depression. We all had fun with it. I'm sure that I'm sure the staff did. The staff was, it was really bored. And I was the only person in there. I'm pretty sure this place had like a sea health rating. Oh, man. So people had stopped throwing yogurt. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's pretty hard to have anything below like an A health rating. I mean, they, they were making the frozen yogurt the way that they make those food blocks and snowpiercer just churning up the roaches, throwing them in the vat. There's a slopp. God, that's nasty. I feel like frozen yogurt came about in like the wheat bread era where it was like wheat bread's healthier than white bread. Yeah. And then it came out like, no, it's not. No. Yeah, it's like the same. You're going to be seven grain. Yeah. Yeah. And probably it was healthier than ice cream. No, it's not. I think it still is. I feel like asked of it. It is. Definitely. There's no milk fat in frozen yogurt. Yeah. Yeah, but you're putting like a sleeve of Oreos on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like what if you were just say, like frozen yogurt is typically lower in calories than ice cream? It's all about the portion size. I mean, I was going XL. I was getting like the amount that you bring home for people. Yeah. A tub. A pie. Did you go last night? No, we just buy. Just buy. But when I went to that place, Mika, it, I mean, it's the toppings are just crazy. It's, I think it's Israeli. Oh. Interesting. So do you guys get to get a problem? All the thing yourself. You got an issue? No, no. It's just how you don't usually hear of a Israeli. You're not going to go now. It's Israeli Frohio, please. You're going to say you moved out of the west coast because it was too close to that new Israeli frozen yogurt. Yeah. All my Frohio places are, are Mexican. It, it is a, yeah, I don't know where it came from, but I feel like there's other places in the city that have long lines. Maybe it's Greek. It looks Greek. It's probably Greek. It's Greek yogurt. That's the location in the story. You probably have the real Greek yogurt. You probably have some Greek guy like stirring it with his hairy foot. Yeah. It's just thick as fuck. Yeah. Some thick Greek yogurt must be nice to be back in the story. I would you hit to eat last night? You treat yourself to anything? Not a burrito bowl with a head like three bites. It's a bit and then went to bed. - Where'd you get that at that late hour? - Some random place. Everything was just like McDonald's or Pizza Hut or whatever and I was like, I can't. Dude, I was all I've eaten in the last week. I can't eat this again. - That's what you ate in Vegas. - Bro, the food, like when you go on these trips, like you go to the venue when you eat, that all they have is burgers and fries. And they don't let you bring food in. So you're just like nine a.m. - Yeah, I guess I'll do a double burger. (laughing) Just wanna kill myself the rest of the day. - That's tough. - That was just every day. So I got a burrito bowl and then I had a churro as well. - Oh, you had a churro. - I treated myself to a churro. - You ordered it on the way home. - Did time it up. - No, 'cause my place, I don't have the phone buzzer anymore. - I'm gonna be in the building. - That's fucking brutal. So you weren't eating till one o'clock. - Yeah, like 12.30. - Jesus Christ. - I literally laid in bed and I put it right on my chest. (laughing) - Through a couple of scoops back and passed out. - It's probably still there. - That is gross, dude. - You're telling you you slept next to an open burrito bowl? - No, I sealed it up. Through it away. - Did you, you were making that up. - This morning? (laughing) - What if you rolled over it? - I put it on, but it wasn't like on the bed. It was like I was just laying in bed with a loose burrito bowl. - Oh man, just open fucking food. - I don't usually do that. - I don't typically do that. - I used to do that. - Burrito bowl is the worst open food you can have in your bed. - Yeah, definitely. - Because you'll find a pinto being too much. - Yeah, yeah. - I did it, yeah, I did it, yeah. - You had viewed a long day. - I didn't eat anything. And then like I get this weird thing and we're like, "If I don't eat enough," then I start getting like nauseous. - I got that. - Yeah. - But it's like a quick, it's a zero to a hundred fast. It's like you're like, "Man, I should probably eat something." And then you're like, "Am I gonna throw up right now?" Like it moves quick. - My dog does that almost every morning. - Oh yeah. - I'll take her on a walk before I feed her. And she'll get so hungry that she starts eating grass and then she starts throwing up the grass. And yellow, yellow throw up every morning. - That's nasty. - The grass that she's eating too in the Brooklyn Bridge Park has to be so pesticide enough. - Oh yeah. - It was gotta be the most transverse grass. - Triangle is being turf. (laughing) - I just feed her some carpet. - Mine's a beating putting green. - I got rid of a rolled up carpet last night and saw it on the way out in the trash. It was so fucking sad. And then after I bike back, I saw some homeless guy dragging it down the road. Made me so happy. He got a fresh home. - Oh yeah, I love that. - Did I ever tell you guys about the time that I had a humidor of cigars, a small humidor? - Yeah. - I told you about this? - I feel like I vaguely remember it. But no, I don't know. - And I had had cigars in it where the gel packs that keep it moist or whatever had long-sense flattened and become rock hard. And there was no moisture left. Which meant that the cigars that I had in there had also dried out to a point of being parchment paper. And I said, well, I'm not clearly not gonna smoke these and I just put them out on the street but I could see out the window and I watched as a guy came up and he was sort of just like, I don't know if he was homeless, he might have been homeless. - Yeah. - But he was like kind of bouncing along, happy homeless. - Yeah. - And he saw the thing, the box and he went down and he opened it and he went like this. He went and then took it. - Yeah. - He couldn't, it was like he'd opened a treasure box. - How many cigars were in it? - Eight. - I mean, it's pretty good, it's a pretty good find. - If you're a homeless guy. - It is. - Yeah. - You know, he was inhaling them. - Oh, without a doubt. - 100%. - He's probably eating them. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's probably rolling them up into single cigarettes. - Yeah. - Packing lips. (laughing) - It's like splitting it. - Oh my god, that's so nasty. - They were good cigars. I mean, they were definitely, I think they were cohebos because this was back in probably 2010 or something like that. - What if you knew that? - I wonder, that's probably why his eyes lit up. - Yeah, cohebos. - Well, I want to be a cigar guy so bad, but you guys won't smoke him with me. - I mean, I like a cigar, don't get me wrong. It's just, it's a lot. It's a meal. - I would, on now that we're recording it, at the dead of night and in the crack of dawn, I think I would be more open to it because there's no one in the office to bother. - Who cares about anyone being in the office? What is H.R. gonna get on your ass? H.R. is the most permissive being in this building. No one can get fired for anything. (laughing) - Like, you think you're gonna get in trouble for smoking a cigar during content? - I don't actually mind it. I don't think this isn't a fear thing. This is to me, it's always just sort of like, I don't wanna make, yeah, it's a respect thing. - I mean, I'm always down to rip a stove. Definitely not at 9 a.m. though. I think if we smoke a cigar right now, that's just days over. - What about being outside? Is that like, would you prefer to be outside for a cigar? - Definitely. - 100%. - Like smoking a cigar outside is great. Smoking one inside with fluorescent lights beaming down on you. (laughing) It isn't fun. - Yeah, you'll sweat it out immediately. - Yeah, yeah. You just haven't peeking through your fucking pits. I had one in Spain, it was fucking delicious. What's the most you'll pay for a cigar? - 20 bucks. - Really? - Well, I mean, I don't-- - What if you're at a nice spot? - I guess 30. - What? - I mean, I don't know cigars, dude. - I don't deserve, I don't deserve one better than that. - I don't know the difference between like a shit cigar and a good cigar. - Same. Well. - Yeah, same. - But I guess I've never really smoked like an actually good cigar. - You'll pay $500 for a bottle of wine, but only up to $30 for a cigar. - I won't pay $500 for a bottle of wine anymore. Yeah, I would do that. - You got a couple of $500 bottles, though. - I do, but that was a different time in my life for a different me. - Yeah. - Now I just sell everything. - Right. - Now I'm offloading. You should start flipping cigars. Can I tell you that this whole saving money thing that I'm now completely obsessed with is the least rewarding thing that I've ever done in my life? You made the point, Ron. Did we talk about this? You were like saving money, it's all just gone anyway. Even if you saved it. - We talked about that at dinner that one night. - Yeah. It just, it all goes away. - It's so fucking true. Like even if you're saving money, then you're right back to being like, "I'm now close on the margins again." - Yeah. - And I can't touch that money because it's saved. - Yeah. - It's gone. - It's locked away for my future generations. - Yeah. - That's, it is really crazy. - And once again, life is kind of cutting it close. - Yeah. - Are you like investing it? Or are you just putting it in like, - Yeah, I just put it in, I just put it in this fidelity account. - Fidelity go. - I don't know about that. - Do you have the automated one? - They like it, it invests for you. - I don't think so. I think it's managed. - You an S&P man? - Well, I know it's managed. - I used to, 'cause I used to have one of those solid. It's pretty good. - Yeah, I like the fidelity. - Tough to beat the S&P when it's doing 16% of her year. Unbelievable shit. - I just don't know if I see that happening. To be honest. - Saving money. - I just don't see the investments panning out. - You don't need to save money yet. - Oh no, I do. - Why? - Future is uncertain. - Well, do you save some money? I know you have. - Yeah, yeah, of course. I'm a saver. - Yeah. - How much money do you have? - Never would I ever tell you? - Why not? - Not who I am. - How come everyone's so weird about that? - I'm saying how much money they have? - No. - I don't mean like, how much money do they save? - I don't say. I don't say that. - If you have millions, don't say anything. (laughing) - Don't talk. - Only say that you have the low millions? - Yeah. - Well, I don't have millions. - If I once I get to 100,000, I'm not gonna talk about it anymore, 'cause that becomes really tone deaf. - Yeah, you know it has been endlessly pissing me the fuck off. There's a trend right now where athletes are like, how did you spend your first million? Or other athletes like J.J. Reddick talking about how 10 million dollars does for an NBA player. And every single one of them are like, well, what you don't realize is, Uncle Sam takes 50% off the top. As if they're the only people who pay fucking taxes. Everybody pays taxes. If you're working McDonald's, you have to fucking give a bunch of it to taxes. If you make $100,000 a year, you have to give a bunch of it to taxes. Talk about tone deaf. Dudes who are like $40 million actually fucking, you have to give your mom $150,000 a car. You have to pay off a house for your dad. It's like, shut the fuck up. That is tone deaf. That is infuriating. - Which reminds me, I should add that of this money that I've saved, I probably owe at least 40% of it for my touring revenue and taxes at the end of the year. - Yeah, it's tough. - So this is not gonna be what would happen. - Uncle Sam. - Uncle Sam, that's some of a bitch. - Chef Teeke talked about this man. Fucking Uncle Sam, bro. $40 million isn't shit. It's literally nothing. When you start breaking it down, 'cause the agent takes some, the business manager takes some, your parents have a predatory relationship with you, so they have to have some. You need a car that's gonna depreciate and value the. - Oh yeah. - Second, the tires hit the paper and on the lot. - Yeah, maybe a G wagon is fucking infuriating. - You should buy a G wagon. - I'm gonna sell this watch too, by the way. - No, a G wagon? - Yeah, this was my wedding watch. So obviously I don't need it anymore. Oh my god, we'll just, you know, total, total sadness on the wrist. Damn. Well, both like they did 300 for what about a G wagon from like 2022? I thought the wagon was like a hundred. I actually thought that these were getting these are going down in value. So they've almost tripled. You can get one for a hundred. Wow. The 2022 is a hundred. I think this is a really pointless car. I think it's pretty bad. But they are apparently done. They don't drive well. The horrible every ad for them is there. They're in a fucking sand dunes. Yeah. No one's taking that into a saying that we're going to make it to the doons bought a G wagon and then realized I'm never using it. Because I don't falcon it anymore. I'm not an Arabian night. Imagine I gave up falconry. Imagine being in the dunes and seeing someone in like a full blacked out Ben struck just whipping it. You'd be like, bro, what do you like? You shouldn't be like on a street and like Italy somewhere. Yeah. Drifting in the dunes. Yeah. Can I tell you guys a story about the weekend? Of course. And you know what I'm going to do, which I've never done before is that I'm actually going to put on some music to set the tone. I'm going to set a three minute time limit because this is going to be so specific about golf that I want to let anyone who doesn't give a fuck or doesn't like me to just skip ahead three minutes. And I'll keep it specifically to that. Does that sound good? I think you said that along for 30 minutes. Gonna be three. And then you just don't know if you're ready. Go now. Okay. I played in this member guest tournament, right at Oakmont, which is one of the most like premier elite clubs in the country. They host U.S. opens every nine years. It's very historic. Is this where Tom Brady was? No, pause the time or pause the time. You were with Tom Brady? No, not this weekend. We haven't ever, we haven't even talked about it. We haven't even talked about you being with Tom Brady. You're eating into my fucking time. We're all at the time. This doesn't count. This doesn't count. This isn't my fault, everybody. That's Ron. Ron's eating my time. I have a three minute timer in the middle of your story to get to ask about the Tom Brady story. Do you want me to stop this? Yes, yes, stop. Pause that. All right. Well, listen, I didn't use any of my time. Yes, we talk about the time now everyone. Now everyone's going to miss the top Brady story because they're skipping. Um, yeah, I went to that was a few weeks ago. Now I went to Boston right before the 4th of July on Monday to, uh, to play to do an event for Delta, which, you know, fuck yeah. I don't know what else to say. I've been trying to work with Dell. I'm trying to, trying to date Delta for 10 years now. You tell him you need that 360? No, I asked about it. What did they say? They're like, even we don't know how to choose that bullshit. Bro, they all have it. No, they don't. I don't think employees get it. I think it's truly like you, you have to be hand selected. It is the most elite of the elite and you get a handwritten note inviting you from the sea. Probably if you spent a million dollars with their airline a year, it's got to be a year. I think that in, in certain markets, it's easier than others. So for example, if you fly frequently out of New York, if New York is your home airport, you need to achieve like 200,000. And a year because there's a lot of business people that are taking four or five first class flights to fucking Dubai or, you know, Singapore a year. And those are like $20,000 flights that are being paid for by business. Yeah. So those people have insane MQDs and like they're achieving quintupled diamond. Yeah, I don't like that they're like even we because that makes it seem like, that's like frat hazing shit. That's like eat the eyeballs and it's like peeled grapes. They didn't say it in a way that was sort of like, you'll never have it. It was more like, yeah, we don't know. What if you were to make a cash offer? You think they would accept? Dude, I kind of did really? Well, we, this deal with Delta was like shout out Ryan, you know, he got it for me and basically and Delta like what came to me or they came to the Barstow sales team. They were like, we want to work with Francis and he was like, sure, this is his rate. And then Ryan hit me up and he's like, I'm sure you probably don't want to go on Monday of our 4th of July holiday week to go play in a golf event for Delta, right? Yeah. And I was like, yeah, you don't know me that well. Golf Delta. I'm in. And then I was like, but here's what they're willing to pay you. And I was like, yeah, well, tell them that I will accept that rate if they bump me to 360. Yeah, that's a good, that's a good, I like that. Yeah. And he was like, okay, I'll try that. And he went to them and said that. And they were like, we won't do that. But we'll double what we're paying him. Wow. That's how much they protect there is a dollar value that I know that is at least less than what they value 360. And I forget, what'd you say your rate is? I'm not going to give this. They doubled the pay to not put you to 360. Correct. From diamonds. So it's only one step up. But that's what it's going to be. I mean, it's going to be like a $500,000. I think they protect it between diamond and three, I mean, you can't buy it. That's for sure. Yeah. Did you see that now when you, if you achieve that they've now got these new thresholds, this is so fucking specific. I've totally fallen off. By the way, I'm not, I'm gold. I'm back on price line, back on expedia. I'm all over the map. Do you know that if now they once I've achieved diamond, right? So if I get to 50, which is at 28,000 MQDs, if you get to 50,000 MQDQDs, you get two more choice benefits. Yeah. If you get to 75,000, you get two more or maybe it's one more. And then if you get 100,000 MQDs, you can actually gift diamond of a diamond to someone else. What? It's not come to you, motherfucker. Come on. No way. Are you going to give it to me? I'm not getting to 100,000. First of all, yes, we'll, bro. No, I won't say that. How many MQDs you at? That's really good. Man, you're, you're there with me. I'm like, we're worth the same, I think. Cheat, you're already diamond. Did I got diamond today? Where have you got you? What from just Portugal? Where hasn't he gone? He's only traveled like once in the last year. That's not true. He flies for work all the time. I also had to bring my family to Portugal. Yeah, but like I had to pay for tickets for my whole family. And you guys flew Delta. Of course. Big exact port. You got to get back to me. That must have been, that must have been almost the whole thing. I don't know. That's insane that you guys are both at diamond. I'm not sure. Well, you didn't get it because you started talking shit about it. I wish I was diamond again. So I told them I was like crank, crank him back. That's so funny that you tried to bribe your way in. Like James Bond at like a card table and like, there's not enough chip. So he's like, how about this watch? Right. Literally you should offer them the AP office. I thought about it. I can't believe they didn't accept to be. I'm actually very, I really feel like that. I thought that would have worked. What does it get you? Can you look that up? What is 360? I knew you get the bag tags for starters. Yeah, you get bag tags, which means that like some world strong man contest winner. Hand carries it out places in your arms. You get the Porsche, you get the port. That's the big thing is that if you have a connecting flight when you step off the plane onto the jetway, they walk you down where they would take like gate checked bags onto the tarmac, pick you up in a Porsche and drive you to your next flight. So you don't have to like walk through the terminals or switch terminals. But like top tier upgrade priority. Like they hold the they hold the plane for you, but you can't get it. Yeah, that's the thing unless you're already paying for the top tier. Like you don't have never been upgraded ever. Yeah, you don't need an upgrade because you're automatically paying for. Well, that's not necessarily true. So, so someone messaged me and they had gotten and they lived in like Milwaukee. Yeah, right. They lived in a place that was not a Delta Hub, which means that they were. But but he flew every week and he got it one year and then did not get it. The next thought I would be like a lifetime time, no, you got to achieve it every year. Oh, that's brutal. It's still the coolest thing in the world. I don't know. There's nothing you can say that will dissuade me from that, that notion. Wait, so Tom Brady? Well, he, this guy had to, he was everywhere he went was two flights. Oh, I see. And so, but that was probably back when it was the MQ M's as well. Maybe, but what point is that like having three 60 was extremely helpful to him. One, because a lot of his connections, he'd be late and they would literally hold the next plane. That's so crazy. They're like, I'm sorry, everybody, but there's someone we can't leave behind. 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And then like next thing you know, they're and then and then I saw my cart. I had my name on it and I was paired with Joe Joey cold cuts. Oh really? You're pal. What a treat. Yeah, Joey's hilarious. And I was so excited because then I was and I'm like, Oh, wow. This is going to be fun day. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you see cold cuts. You know, the day's going to be exactly. And fat press and Bob and they were all there. And we were just standing around and then like the this guy who works for Delta, like I remember he's standing. There's like 50 people there. Sky Miles members. Yeah. They had just signed up for this event. It was free. And he was like, All right, everybody. We hope you have a great day and we have a special guest. And you may know him because he's a world champion. Please welcome Tom Brady. That's like all he said. Jesus. He didn't really like build up the hype that much. World champion. And out comes Tom Brady in the most beautiful clothing. I've ever seen someone wear for golf. What was he wearing? Like these baggy pants with like a he looked the way that I tried to look, but never do. He's definitely got like a stylist and shit now. Probably. Yeah. The Laura pianos. Yeah. He was wearing like a light summer wool shirt that was tucked in with no belt perfectly. And he's, you know, six foot one hundred somehow. And was he taller than you? I think yeah, by a by a couple inches. Probably he's among us. And he's got this gravely voice. And he comes out. And by the way, all these people again, there's only 50 people there. And Tom Brady's walking out. And I kind of expected them to be like, but they're golfers at a golf course. So they were just kind of politely golf clapping. And I'm like, wait a minute. Come on, people. What? And Logan Paul came and hit him with the chair. Yeah, ran over him with a golf cart. And then we played a hole with Tom Brady. That's crazy. How'd you hit it on that hole? Yeah, in front of the goat. Not I mean, we just did a full scramble. And how was the drive? I hit the fairway with my my T ball, but we didn't take my ball. Did he give you an out of boy? He said that I looked athletic. Come on. That's pretty crazy. Someone was like, Tom was like, how are you, Tom? He was like, you can you guys play? And they were like, FPs pretty good. And then they're like, and Francis can hit it. And Tom was like, yeah, he looks athletic. And I went lacrosse. But no, but someone stepped on it. So he didn't hear it. I just went lacrosse. You can hear it. There's a crumb of it. I went lacrosse. No one said anything. Well, they were on to a new stuff. It was the cross. The one good joke, the one good joke that I had was that Tom Brady's like, all right, let's do it. Why you want me to you guys want me to go first? And they were like, yeah, go ahead. And he starts walking up to the tee. And he goes, does anyone have a tee? And I go, you can use my team, Mr. Brady. And then he goes, Mr. Brady's my father. And I was like, okay. Yeah, yeah, not much you can do that. And then he blasted his ball into the woods. Really? Yeah, only the driving iron, too. So he wasn't even like trying to hit it crazy far or anything. He's playing it. Relatively spread it in the woods. Yeah, what he doesn't care. So he's like a full Delta guy now, because he's on the, you watch a movie on the plane. Yeah, he's an ambassador. He's sort of the face. They got to get rid of, I'm going to tell Tom straight up. They got to fix that commercial. Why? It's annoying as fuck. Well, if you start a movie on the plane, they do the flight attendant noise, like the boom. Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tom speaking. And you're like, what the? Pilot Tom, where the fuck is Tom? Well, it's kind of like, where's Tom? Oh, no, he's flying in that Gulf Stream 500 out the left window. If you look at your left window, you'll see Delta ambassador, Tom Brady. Kylie Jenner has kiosks or she has vending machines at all the airports now. There's pink Kylie Jenner vending machines. And everybody knows Kylie Jenner has never been in a Jen pop airport. No, no, no, same with Tom Brady. You think that he's going on Delta flights, waiting for like his zone. Yeah. There's no chance for the airports. They go to like, we don't even know what we've never heard. They're underground. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, yeah, they don't exist. He's getting launched. But there's the Kylie Kylie Jenner shit everywhere. Like don't, don't pretend that you're one of us. We like you because you're not. Well, I think, I think it's just a pairing of excellence. If we're honest, that's what it is. Tom Brady oozes excellence. You're right. You're right. Delta oozes excellence. Let's speak. Let's call it like it is. Delta is the most excellent airline in America. It is. And I've, I've tried to find alternatives so many times. Look at you. And there just isn't. You know what? You, I'm not letting you back. No, but like right down on your full batter who said all the food sucks. The United is better shut up all the way down to like, like I think in the air, when you're in the air, I think it's a toss up. I think, I think Mint could compete get out of here. Jet blue. But I'm saying, I'm saying this is not the five. I'm saying once you're in the air, Mint can compete, United can compete. When you're not, when you're on the ground, Delta is far and away, the superior airline. And it's not even close. When you're on the ground, bro, when you're like the customer service, going a baggage claim, there's never delay, like Delta's the least delayed airline by a mile. Like, bro, jet, like that jet blue flight, like we were tired. The frontier workers that got laid off. Yes, bro, it was so obvious. Like it was like we're this delayed. And it's completely normal. You ever see, you know, when you're walking onto a Delta plane off the jet bridge and you see all the stickers on the side of the plane. Oh, yeah. Like number one place to work. It's like the helmets at Ohio State. Yeah. It's like, yeah, we were going to be late, but the pilot made up the time in the air. There's another sticker for the plane that flies how it's cold cuts. Great. I mean, everyone, it was really fun. I try and break your balls. Yeah, we had a good time. We those guys are whole hysterical. And I've known them forever. I used to work with Bob at Pro Bible. He and I had a show together there. Oh, wow. And this was before like anyone really knew who he was. Bob does Francis. Yeah. And then, you know, next thing, you know, he's become the number one guy on golf. Did you see the video when they had they were with the chicklets and like they were like trying to chirp the chicklets guys and the chicklets guys were just like such a echelon above shit talkers that like everything they said was like it was devastating. It was so delightful and funny. Those guys are are truly the best, but it seemed like cold cuts. It seemed like they were solid guys. Yeah, they're fantastic. I mean, I want to spend more time with them. I think that there's such an interesting thing mix. Fat Perez is quietly one of the most intelligent people I've ever met in my life. That's a sad sense. I have a very dear friend, one of my closest friends, who I think I've told you about him, his family owns a vineyard in Sonoma, and he's like probably the most like a debonair guy that I know. To find debonair, who heads like refined grooms in a masculine way, like, you know, anyway, he was running a wine event out in the Hamptons and he was like, "Hey, I met your buddy, Fat Perez, who showed up." And this is like a pretty insider. You'd have to know people. I'm like, "Oh, shit, well done, Fat Perez." But he's not fat anymore either. He's lost like a hundred pounds, yeah. GLP ones. Of course. I'd assume so. Are GLP ones like the future? Or like if GLP ones are GLP one, whatever it is, that's not ozampic, right? That is. Ozampic is a GLP one. It's like Munjaro or we go V. Got it. I thought I thought it was like a completely different thing. I didn't know that. I think they fought. It's like a category of medicine. It's a big YouTube thumbnail that just has ozampic with an X through it for Fat Perez. So it sounds like he went on natural. It may have done. It looks like he went natural, to be honest. I mean, some of the people I'm seeing in Hollywood, you can tell very easily. If someone's head is triple the size of the average head, yeah, it means it's ozampic. When their chin looks like a gardening spin, because every bit of fat underneath their jaw has somehow disappeared. All right, start the timer. Well, I played golf. Yes, I played golf with them. That was fun and then shot the Delta thing and then flew home. But I want to tell you really quickly about this weekend and we're going to start the timer again. In the sake of brevity. Yeah. I went and played an Oakmont. I think it's the fifth rank course in the country. I mean, it's really sick. In one of the matches, the flights are such that you get a full point. If you win a hole, there's nine hole matches, six teams in a flight. You play five matches. You play every team in your flight and you get a point for winning a hole and you get half a point for tying a hole, zero points for losing a hole. So it's the second to last match. The penultimate match and we are playing a team and we are every half point matters at this point. We're in third place and on the last hole, the ninth hole, right? Our opponent had a putt for five and he was like three and a half feet from the hole. His partner had been back left of the green in the rough. He flubbed his first chip. His partner didn't see him do that. Then he chipped onto the green and then putted down. My partner and I are both lying three within like four feet of the hole. Are you following me so far? Okay. I got to know where it's going. If either of us makes our putt, we'll win the hole. That other guy who had been off the green puts down close to the hole. He's like a foot away and now he's putting in for six, which means that both my partner and I could theoretically to putt to beat him. So I said that putt's good. I gave him the putt. I see that putt as a give me. Hang on. When I said that, his partner picked up his own ball mark because he thought his buddy was lying for and I was giving him his putt for five, which would have made his putt irrelevant. You see what I'm saying? He was a stroke below. He didn't realize it. In golf, the rule is if you pick up your ball market any point, you're seated the hole. You're out of it. But we were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he was like, oh, shit. I thought he was lying five, which made my putt meaningless. Or I thought he was lying four and that you're giving it for five, and we were like, no. And he's like, can I put it back down where it was? And we were like, yeah, I guess so. And then we both, because of all that, we both missed our short putts and he made his to tie us. And that one half point that we would have gotten, we lost our flight by half a point. Wow, that's brutal. Look at that. Two minutes, 40 seconds. Suck my dick. What about the follow-up? Yeah, no follow-up. That's on you guys. I don't need to say any more. If you have questions, this is the Q&A period. How much how much money was on the line here? Well, I mean, I think that the flight winners got, I don't know, got like probably 800 bucks each or something, but beyond that, you know, it's a chance to play in the shootout, which if you win that, you win the tournament and you get your name on the wall, which is immortal, immortalized. You're immortal, yeah, forever. How close were they to winning the shootout? Like, did you have a legitimate chance or anything can happen? The team that won our flight did they win, the team that we did that with, they didn't, they didn't win the flight, but it would have given us the half point to tie the team that won the flight. And the team that won the flight, the doubt did not win the shootout. How much were you guys grumbling when you got back to the, to the cart? Well, we were, we were really mad at ourselves for not like stealing our nerve and making our three and four foot pots. Like we should fundamentally, we should have made those pots. One of us should have made it. Yeah. But because of the balihoo, it distracted us. Who went first? My partner was away. He had a harder putt. I had a much easier putt and I missed mine. In fact, I didn't even touch the hole. It was basically a straight three foot putt and I pulled it way left. So did you guys ever think about like reversing it or now? Um, to have done that after the fact would have created a monster. I see that like, would, would not have been worth. Yeah. No point in that. Plus at that moment, we didn't know that the half point was going to matter. By the time that it did matter, it was too late. I mean, there's a chance if you got, if you didn't let him put that ball back down, they might have blown up completely. Got angry, got angry. Like just like, like, like, if that guy has a mistake of like, uh, the last putt of the match. Oh, that would have been the end of the match. And we would have, we would have said, look, dude, I'm sorry. Like we're in a tournament. Those are the rules. Yeah. That's what you hit sporadic with. Well, that was for a million dollars. Yeah. Oh, fuck, bro. The rules of the rules. People that play golf have a hard time following the rules. That just shows you've never played competitive golf. Look at what happened to Bryson De Shambon this weekend. What happened in a major? He got penalized two strokes. It was the whole talk of the bridge open. I was in. I was in. He wore bright green pants. This is Dr. Two Stroke. This is one of the, this is one of the most, uh, the biggest names in golf. No, I know. I know. I know. And in one of the most, uh, important moments of golf where there's the most eyeballs on him, and he committed a very controversial rules and fraction that docked him two strokes, which in a major is the lot. I mean, that's the game. It's like holding someone back 10 seconds in a, you know, what did he, what did he do? He'd move his ball was in the long grass. He did exactly what Paige did, basically, where he went in and he stepped on the long grass in such a way that the rules officials deemed that he had improved his, the area around the ball. Yeah, that's my, that was my signature move back in the. Like that, like that right there. Like what he's doing there, like how he's like walking around it. Yeah, yeah. You're not supposed to stamp anything down. You got to just naturally walk to your ball and like, right, acting job by him to act like he was about to fall over. Yeah, he should fall over and start rolling around. Look, there isn't a amateur golfer, recreational golfer on earth who has not taken a wide stance in this moment and stepped down the grass. But when I was the major and there's a camera three feet from your face, yeah, that's tough. I'm not a fan of Bryson. So, I mean, when I used to golf, I would be like breaking branches, moving them out of the way. Yeah, I would do everything to improve my lie, other than move the ball. Yeah. But obviously that was not the PGA tour. Well, just I'm glad that this, this big fuck up on your part came before the internet invitation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because that's not gonna fly. Oh, no, for sure. No, yeah, we do need it. We do need it. And by the way, when I say we need it, let's just be honest, if I win that money, I'm leaving. You guys know that, right? That's the end of it. I need you not only improving your lie. I need you sabotaging other people's lie. Yeah, I'm scapping on the ball and I'm not going to do that. But I ring the ball. You know what? There wasn't any of last year at all with the exception of the DOD king. Yeah. There was no like yelling in someone's backswing. No farting. Yeah. No fake sneezing. No nothing. There wasn't really that much smack talk. It was all pretty respectful. I can't help but wonder if this year there might not be a bit more, I could see people like that stuff. I could definitely see people like turning it up for the cameras now just based off how well the last one did and how many views they know it'll get. I think if someone, if If someone opens that floodgate, it will turn into that. - I just wonder though, like, I think-- - 'Cause Dave has said that that's totally allowed. - Yeah, definitely. I'm paying for $4 million, and I'm on the final on the 18th T-Box. Yeah, people will fucking frown at it. But I'm gonna pull the guys pants down. - Yeah, yeah, I think it's fair. I do feel like though, I feel like it naturally wouldn't happen towards the end, just 'cause of how much money is on the-- - Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. - I'm not gonna do it. - Yeah, I'm back off so close. - Well, I'm just not that guy. I don't know. - I'm all that. I just feel like if you're in the last two teams, you're not gonna be thinking about-- You're gonna be only thinking about your shots. - I think it depends who you're playing against. If you're playing against Saleem from Milk Boys, I think that it's fair game to yell on his back swing. - You know who I really wanna play against is the Tyler Tumigai from the-- - Oh, yeah, from Dude Perfect. - 'Cause I'm gonna give him a ton of shit while it's still on your video. - I'm not even kidding you. - That'll be very interesting. - And I feel like he's gonna be like, "Oh yeah, man, they just told me to do that." Like, I don't know. - I'm gonna-- - I'm owned by the best though, so. - You know that he's open about having had a porn addiction, right? - No, I didn't. - Oh, I'm going straight to that. - Oh, man. - I'm like, listen, man, how much porn qualifies as an addiction, because I gotta be close for you to have come out and admitted that it was like a problem in your life? - It's so crazy to admit that shit out loud, bro. Just keep it. - It's crazy. - Just keep that to yourself. - Yeah, solve it. - Nothing has become, like that has been something that has just like risen out of nowhere that like all of a sudden everyone talks about publicly. - Yeah. - Like I've seen like videos of like families where they're like, how our family operates with my husband being addicted to porn. And it's like, just keep this to yours. - And the kids' faces are in the video, so yeah. - Oh God, bro. - It's safe to go to school. - I don't think it's like got that same level of admiration that beating an alcoholism or drug addiction. - You don't even give us a phone. - It's like, you know, I knew, why did you stop porn? Well, you know, you just get tired of waking up, covered and come, you know, like. - Yeah, just like porn magazines all around you as you wake up like 10 hours late for work or something, like that, what could have been happening that you were doing this? - So like gooning so vicious, yeah. And getting caught so regularly by people that are like, this is a problem. - Yeah. - Are we gonna get shit for like knocking this? Is this an addiction that has the same level of sensitivity? I don't think so, right? - Well people, they, I don't think it should ever be a thing where the whole family is aware that the father has a - Correct. - And out like what's happening? Like he's, they're all sitting down for dinner and he's just like the tables, he's just like slowly shaking like, yeah. Where's dad? He's jerking off again upstairs. - He's scared. - He's in recovery though, so we'll let it happen. - He's just leaning up against the wall, like he's leaning in front of the TV in the living room. Fucking beating off. (laughing) - Like how is it ever affecting somebody else in your life? That is the weakest mental person that God has created. - I think it, I think it's like, I think it, like someone said it once, and then just, I think, I really think people just over, are overthinking it. Like everyone that watches porn. - Just whether you watch it, like I'm not a big porn guy these days, you know, like in my younger days, of course. But like, you just got, don't think about it so much. Jerk off and then be done. - Yeah, or just don't jerk off. Like the fact that it's like creeping into your mind at these times is like, that's not like horniness. That's like performative victimhood because you want to be part of the class of people that overcame something. - Yeah, yeah. - It's like, oh, I beat my addiction. - I gotta believe that it's like, you cross into this thing where you're watching it and not jerking off. - I think it is that. I think it is. - I have it on a background. - I've talked to someone who said that they had like a porn problem, and they said that it's like, like the, what, I think the most common thing is that you're just like looking for a video for like six hours straight. (laughing) Like finding the right video. - Oh, man. - Yeah, I think that, I don't know. That is weird. Kanye would like have it on in the studio and shit like that. But it's like, I don't know. - I don't really get that. I mean, yeah, maybe I'm just not horny enough to get it. - Terry Cruz openly battled a severe lifelong pornography addiction that nearly destroyed his marriage of over three decades. - But that's like, yeah. Terry, just cheat, dude. (laughing) Just go out and cheat, bro. - I initially began using explicit material as a young teenager to cope with an abusive father. That's an interesting way to treat that. But the habit escalated during his NFL in early acting careers, sometimes causing him to isolate and hide away for up to 13 hours. - What is that, you saw you was sleeping? You went to bed, you took a nap. Isolating for 13 hours is an anything special. - Does anyone see Terry? - We all just isolated for 10 hours. - Yeah. - That seemed like some Hollywood shit, honestly. - I mean, I think that one's interesting. And then the real one, when people say like, yeah, I'm addicted to sex. I'm a sex addict. - You're just a bad guy. - You're just a real addict. - Yeah, I'm just a piece of shit. - We are all addicted to sex if we could be. - Yeah. - What do you think I wouldn't have all the sex that I possibly can all day long? - Yeah, I'm not bad, I'm not bad. - That's just like you cheat on your wife or girlfriend if you don't feel bad enough. - No, no. - The only reason I'm not addicted to sex is because women, like, won't provide it. - Yeah, there's, you have limitations. - I need, you know, you gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get to know somebody. - Yeah. - They're not just like dropping in on me. - Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. The sex addict thing is definitely a weird one as well. I don't know how you could be addicted to something that involves another person. - They also, I think dudes who say they're addicted to sex think they're the man. - Oh, yeah. - Big time. - Like dude, I just can't stop fucking. - I can't. - I just, if I wanted to, like, I'm gonna fuck something. - They're gonna have to check me in some more. (laughing) - I need help. - I need help. - I need help. (laughing) - Through sex addict, like, yeah, I fucking, I think I am, dude, I think I'm addicted. - I think, you know who someone was who was openly admitted that they were addicted to sex was Daniel Radcliffe. - Oh yeah, yeah. I think I saw something about that like yesterday. - Yeah, he tweet about that. - He was like, Harry Potter is, you know, getting it. Oh, that's not. - Oh, excuse me. Sorry, that's wrong. We're taking that back. - Never mind. He was an alcoholic. - Okay. (laughing) - With those probably go hand in hand. - Oh yeah. - I think a sex addict is probably, in a lot of scenarios, an alcoholic who does not wanna admit that they have an alcohol problem. So they turn it into like, well, alcohol's fine. It's just, I end up fucking every night. - Yeah. - Tiger Woods, when he got in trouble for all those affairs, had to come out and be like, I'm a sex addict, I'm sorry. It's like, no, dude, you're just the man. - Yeah, you're just one of the greatest athletes of all time. - You just, and everybody wanted to fuck you. And you're a nice guy. - And you have like a low enough standard where it'll be like a waiter. (laughing) - Yeah, I get like, floppy with it. - Yeah. - You go just bang like a blonde girl and Jupiter before. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Just for the love of the game. But it's like, when you call something addiction, you can be like, it's not my fault. - Yeah. - Like, I have this disease. - It's a disease. - I have this disease where I need to put meat on meat. - So fucking insane. - Yeah. Like, I wanna see what it looks like when a sex addict is in withdrawal, you know? I wanna see what that looks like. Is it just like, you're in a bad mood? Or are you like laying down like sweating? - I think you're having wet dreams during the day. - Yeah. - Wet day dreams. - Wet day dreams. - Yeah. - Wet day dreams. Ah! (laughing) - I thought too hard. Depression and anxiety, mood swings, inability to focus, feelings of frustration and annoyance. - Gonna be honest with you, I might be a sex addict and withdrawal. - Healing of frustration and annoyance is hilarious. - It's a fuck. (laughing) - Fuck. - Just like angry. - Cutting people off the traffic again. - Yeah, exactly. You have no control of your feelings or emotions. - Like, if you can't, if you can not, if you don't fuck for a day and you're feeling feelings of avoiding socializing, frustration and annoyance, urges or cravings. Cravings? - That's so fucking nasty. - Gross. - Gross. - Flashbacks. - You know who's gonna be-- - Who's gonna be-- (laughing) - You know who's in the Internet Invitational now is that guy, Big John. - Big J? - Big John golf. - Bad guy. - Big John something. - Yeah, the Big John golf. You're right. - And he, by the way, I messaged him and I was like, I'm excited to play in the Internet Invitational with you. And he was like, dude, I can't believe you're DMing me. I listen to Son of a Boyd at every week. - Oh hell yeah. - He's got that. - Big John. This guy's hilarious. I think he's fucking great. - Oh yeah, I've seen this guy. - He's great. - He's perpetually hungover. He's got a great voice. - He takes like five shots of liquor and then goes on a five mile run. - Yeah, I've seen it. It's been seeing a lot of those videos of like dudes taking like 500 milligrams of edibles and then being like, I'm going to go jog 10 miles. Yeah, I've seen that. And then by mile three, they're like, I'm going to, I'm going to go to the hospital. That should sound bad. Sounds awful. I can't think of anything less enjoyable. It's creating a wave. Like I saw a woman being like taking 1000 milligrams of edibles and she injected a black liquid into her mouth. Is that snake venom? Yeah, I saw that. And like in like one of those tubes, just too harrowing. Yeah. No, that's why I brought that point. It's like just, it's not your, it's not for you like you're, you're looking for something significantly stronger. Well, shout out to our brother, Big John. I didn't realize that he's part of the family. Yeah. I think we should get him on the pod. Big J. Big John. He, that's part of, he's probably, I bet he's like 22. How old is he? Uh, Frances, you need to use this as like, uh, we should, we honestly should go to the invitational and banks and episodes. Thought a bad idea. Why did it? It's 26. All right. I guess we're not, you don't want us to talk about. It could be any, it could be anytime, it could be anytime, anywhere. Driver off the deck. I feel like that's AI getting it wrong because I think they're talking about the DOD king. But I think those two guys actually do stuff together. 24. Well, we got a lot of conflicting accounts here. Whatever. I mean, that checks out. 2002. Did you see that Lamania mall's dad, dad was born in 1992, no, I didn't see that. He was 15 when he had him. That's crazy. Lamania mall's dad is younger than me. He's 34. That's fucking nuts, bro. He was born when 1992 and his son was born in 2007. He's 34 and his son just won the World Cup. That's so crazy. But that's got to be, I mean, bro, that is literally the best case scenario to having a child at like 15 years old. Sure is. Yeah. It'll kind of probably encourage a lot of 15 year olds to be like, yeah, no, I'm not a. I'm just going to create the next Lamania mall. I mean, how does that even happen? Like his dad was probably like, how do you? Jesus. He has to work. Like, he has to work for like 40 more years. Yeah. Probably the dad's probably broke his fuck. Yeah. No, I bet he's giving his son's giving him son first, first million dollars for Lamania mall. He bought his dad a favela, I'm pretty sure he bought his dad a nice, a nice watch. Half went to taxes in Spain. Of course. What would you rather get the watch? Or would you rather be like, just give me like, I'll take the cash. If you're giving out $500,000 watches. I don't think that's the end of his gifts. Yeah, probably not. That's great. So he's like the most accomplished soccer player for that age, like ever. I think he has way more goals, minutes, and assists than messy at the same age. And he hasn't lost a game when he suited up for his national side. I think he's more. I think he might be more. What? Yeah, I can't say. Say it, bro. I thought I read something that he's now like technically has more achievements than like Ronaldo. I mean, Ronaldo doesn't have a World Cup. Yeah. I'll tell you that much. Why would you. Why would you be worried about saying that? Because I don't know anything about soccer. Oh. Listen, say that's not that like controversial. I didn't want to be wrong. Fair. Alrighty, guys. Let's talk about shady rays. All right, guys. Quick question. How are my shady rays basically the same quality as the $200 sunglasses I used to buy? And I'm not exaggerating. They feel every bit as premium as the expensive brands I've owned. Meanwhile, I'm wearing shady rays to the lake on the boat at the game and on the job site. Because if I drop them in the ocean, they replace them. 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What else is going on? We got a lot of golf going on. I say the Venezuelan ladies life yesterday. Yeah. Let's talk about that. There's really nothing to talk about, but I just say the Venezuelan, the pregnant Venezuelan ladies life. That's like the second time you've done that. Yeah. And I'm like hunting for it. Yeah, you're saving lives. I have a, I have a high. I'm just like going out at night starting to feel a little performative. It is. It is. It 100% is. As you saved them, the old dude, the old dude whose skull was cracked out of his head and fucking couldn't breathe after he got hit by, like revived him, I revived him with a sternal rub, which is great. Starting to think this Venezuelan mother of a six-year-old who was passed out was actually just an American woman taking it down. She was just a homeless lady. I was like, get up. Outside. I'm lost in places. I was speaking performative Spanish to her. Yeah. I was like, don't dance to all that biblioteca. How did you know she was passed out? What did you want? I got off my bike at 27th and 7th. Started crossing the street and she was like going down. She was with a man. And she had like, they like suitcases and like a bunch of different suitcases. One of them was like a Uber Eats bag with blankets in it, basically. And they were just like, she was like going to the ground. They put one of the bags under her and she was just completely unresponsive. And her six-year-old daughter just started crying right there and I just became the father of their entire family. I was like, telling her that it was okay. Like holding the woman's hand. She was pregnant and she was like, no, she didn't even say that. Her fucking, I guess, Venezuelan husband, her annoyed Venezuelan husband. He was annoyed as fuck, but I stayed until the ambulance came. It just felt so good. I understand what you're chasing right now, but I've achieved it twice in the time span that you've been trying to save a life. Well, we all have different lanes, right? Your lane is helping people in peril. Mine is stopping crime. Okay. I'm a first responder. You're a dark night. Yeah, I'm a vigilante. Did they ever find out what was wrong with the lady, like what was it? She was pregnant and just pissed off. My guess is that she had gestational diabetes. My read on it gestational diabetes and her blood sugar got low. I told the paramedic. She was addicted to porn. She was six hours without having porn. I just pulled up the hub on my phone. I just hovered it in front of her face. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. She started blasting herself. And this was, was this in the subway station? No, it was getting off the city bike at 27th and 7th under the scaffolding. Damn. And the ambulance came. I was like telling everyone, like, hey, do you hear the siren? It's okay. The little girl stopped crying. I made it better. And a fire truck pulled up too. And then they like assessed the situation from the truck and then they just blew off. They just left in the paramedic for pissed. Yeah, they're like, the fire truck just leave us. They were fucking furious. I had a complete ass day yesterday while we were waiting for sass. Afterwards, I went jewelry shopping for my, it's my fifth anniversary coming up when jewelry shopping. Finally, I have a jewelry guy, Clark Tay. I got to put you on this jewelry. I don't need to buy jewelry for anyone. I don't have it. You have to just stockpile it up. This place is sick. It's like in jeweler's row, but they just brought me into this guy's office that had like some sports memorabilia on the wall. And that made me feel way better about it. Was this, was this in the diamond district? It was in the diamond district, but they brought me into a high rise. I wasn't on the floor where they have the uncut gems floor, like that shit is, that shit is stressful. Have you ever been on that floor? Yeah. It's where that guy screamed at the guy and went, I give my fucking money. Yeah. That was crazy. What was that about? Yeah. That's just all that's all those dudes are low key influencers. Yeah. They're all just like diamond influencers who like trade baseball cards and shit like that. I mean, that you caused a scene for sure. I think they're all about causing scenes. That guy Moses is always like given away like gold bars on like sixth avenue and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. But I have this guy for you. I have a diamond guy for you. I'm selling everything I own. You're going to like this. Dude, he'll get you a deal. I'm, I'm stripping my life bare and going back to the Spartan lifestyle. I think that he would gift you something, honestly. Well, if that's going to happen, I'm interested. He might gift you something. He was looking to gift Dave something. I need to get him in front of Dave so we can gift him. You told him that you were, uh, he worked at barstool. I had to for the deal. Of course. And, uh, he broke, he probably gift you, he would gift half of you something. That's fine with me. Yeah. He'd give you half a gift. I'll stop by. I'll stop by Moses. Is it Moses? It's not Moses. It's a different brother. I'll say what's up declared to high end company. I don't know where you're supposed to actually buy jewelry. Exactly. It's so stressful as a dude. I also have given up trying to buy a present that I think someone will like. I'm just going to take you shopping for yourself. It's so fucking frustrating. Any holiday stressing out being like, maybe you'll like this, maybe not just fucking buy what you want. Yeah. Yeah. Cash. Cash is king. Do you think giving cash to an adult is kosher? I'm like, I'm always down for cash personally. But I could see like not wanting to get cash. Whenever I was here, especially if you're like loaded, whenever I'd hear parents giving their kid cash, I was like, I think that's super lazy. Oh yeah. But now it's like, if that's what they want. Cash is king. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's better than getting something that you're not going to want or not going to use ever. But also at the same time, like obviously, there's no thought going into cash. Yeah. Other than just how much money should we give? Yeah. And it always seems like a little bit too little, doesn't it? Of course. I don't know. People can't tell. Went out to Delaware this past weekend was sick. You went to the Delaware? I went to Delaware. Oh, I mean, the Delaware. The Delaware River. And right away, my mother-in-law hit me with some some mom Donnie talks. Oh yeah. She was just desperate to to talk mom Donnie. How's the city? You're okay. Yeah. Are you guys holding up? I would have to I had to explain that like, New York is like, if you live if you have a problem with New York, you're not outside in New York right now. No. I think it's like the best vibes that New York has ever had this summer. Because the next the next in the world cup and like it taught out. It's like warm. I don't I don't know even biking in last night just had me charmed by New York. I think that it's just like people are furious about New York from afar. Yeah. And they're just like fucking mom Donnie. Yeah. There's a lot of people that don't live in New York that think New York is like a full-on like war zone. Yeah. Because that lady of the the video of the lady trying to burn down like the immigration office yesterday just lit the pavement on fire. You're like fucking mom Donnie. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what percentage of people who kind of complain about the threat of of mom Donnie's sort of communist stance. Even know what why communism is a threat. No. I think that's just the way it is. I think they view communism as like this dark fucking specter that is going to come in and beat their children up or something. And why is it a threat to you? Well, I have my you know, I mean, I had to ask my smarter friends than me the same question. I was like, I understand why communism was a threat, you know, in the 20th century with it being sort of the Soviet Union and China all of that. But like, why specifically is it so dark right now? And my friends were like, well, it just, first of all, it's never worked ever. It is the loss of private property. It's the loss of privacy. It's also a false and uninstatable like position. Like there's no true communism because like within communism becomes like an oligarchy. And it's like the property goes to them. The good food goes to them. There's like silos of grain in Kazakhstan or whatever. And it's like, it's better to be out of it for those people. But it's like, it's never actually happened. It tends to lead to like the erosion of basic rights and the collect, collectivization of media and state rent, nationalization of stuff like that. And I mean, that's what I've been told. So I now understand why, yeah, I don't like my, I guess I don't like mom Donnie. Because I don't want him to take my stuff. I'm trying to sell it. If he wants to buy it, I'll sell it. If he wants my guitar, but he's not going to, he's not going to buy my stuff. He's going to own everything. He's going to take my guitar and give it to that Venezuelan woman. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So that she can play it in the subway and earn a living. The people see a dollar. The people who are pissed off about it are not in New York. And you could tell that because like their criticisms of mom Donnie are wrong. Like if you wanted to criticize him, criticize him for like all the homeless people that are everywhere. And the promises that he made about homelessness that didn't come true. That he's like, I'm going to have social workers on every case. Like that would be a more valid criticism. And I think if you talk to people who are outside, that's something that they've noticed. Not that like, I don't know that someone tried to burn down the immigration office. That should have nothing to do with him. But there's like a looming threat in the city. Yeah. I think that, but I guess I don't know. Drives clicks. I mean, isn't like, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not super opinionated on it. But like, isn't he doing like a pretty solid job? I don't know. I don't know. My life hasn't changed. Nobody's life has changed. Damn near anybody's life hasn't fucking changed. So like, what are you talking about other than Reels? You see where they put like dark music behind a Muslim call to prayer. And like, you're like, Oh, well, of course, he's got to be a bad guy. Are people are people are praying in the streets? People are. Yeah. Also, like, there's always been immigrants in New York. And they're always will be. I can't tell like since Trump has come in with like ice, I cannot tell the difference in the immigrant experience. Like, I can't, I don't see fewer or more immigrants. Me and my Uber driver at a great, at a great convoy yesterday about the immigration in America on the way home. I was told, I told Ron this all the way home after we recorded it last night. Me and my, I had a Ukrainian Uber driver who spoke to me the entire trip, the 30 minute drive through Google translate. He would go like ballistic in Ukrainian or Russian, whatever language it was. And then you would play it on like Siri. And then I would like start talking and be like, and then he would like go again. And then then play it. It was pretty interesting. He said his idea was Mexican people should be allowed to work, but they should only be allowed to come for six months. And then they have to take themselves home. Yeah. But he also said, like, if you're born harvest, yeah, exactly. He was like, people need to work. And then he said that, yeah, he was just throwing around a bunch of crazy ideas. But he was like, I think it's crazy that people that are born in Texas or California get like sent back somewhere that they'd never been. And I was just like, yeah, I agree. It's like, I didn't really have much to add. I was kind of just saying, yeah, a bunch. Yeah. Fuck, what was I going to say? When I asked him if he played counter-strike at the end, he's from Ukraine. Why did you text around that and not me as well? He didn't text me. He told me about that one. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Don't I was going to say that's a very interesting and funny story that I think would have even the group chat. Yeah. Yeah. Appealed to my specific telling. It was interesting. We went, because we started it out with no Google translate. But I think he kept on saying I wasn't understanding what he was saying. So then he eventually switched. But he was saying, he was like, he was like, I had a great life in Ukraine before the war. He said he was a military. Yeah. He was like, I was like, he was like very established. Like I had a very good job. Was in the military for two years. And he said, now he's here. And he said, it's awful. He said he has no, he's nothing here. And why did he come? Because his country is at war. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, get out. If you don't like it, then fucking leave. That's not my take. It's like, dude, if your life was great there and you were in the military, now it's under attack. Do you not want to go back and fight? He like he served his time already. I'm sure they'd let him back. Yeah. Yeah. But I think no, I don't think he wants to. That's totally fair. I guess, I don't know, I get, I get a little, uh, maybe this is a totally, I'm like, dude, if you, if you liked your country that much and you loved your life that much and you were trained to fight in your military and you don't like it here. Yeah. Wouldn't you rather go back and try to win the war so you can restore your life for your home country? I don't think there's any winning that war. Contribute, I don't know. I agree. I mean, but I'm, I think he day to fight in the war. Let's put it this way. He's only lived here for two years. We're getting dinner tonight. We're getting Greek yogurt. He's in line now. Yeah. Did you see that BTS was at that halftime show for the World Cup? Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't realize this, but those guys all went on hiatus because they had mandatory military service in Korea. Yeah. They were like, I'd like a piece of their career. Imagine being in a fucking platoon with those beautiful baby face boys. Who are they fighting? Who is Korea at war with? They're not, but they just have a required, they just have mandatory military service. But like, yeah, that, that mean, bro, they're like the most famous people on Earth. Yeah. I know they had some light ass service for contours. They weren't doing shit. Yeah. Sitting in the studio, ordering people around. It's like Derek Zoolander when he goes to work in the mines. They're all just like totin' their guns around. Their cam open to these are all like tailored. Imagine them having to be at like the North Korean border, like the military guards that they put there that have to like high step and like puff their chests out to like have a show of strength just by how they stand. It would be a good way to mag the North Koreans. I wonder if the North Koreans know about BTS. God no. I mean, I'm sure Kim does. Kim Jong, but I don't think the citizens they definitely have no. Dude, they don't even know about Taylor Swift. They're too busy celebrating their world cup. [laughter] I love that tweet. I'm so glad to be like when North Korea finds out that they've five owed Spain in the final. That's what we got walking through the streets. BTS in the World Cup. Yeah. This is a dumb question, but like the people that live in North Korea, do they hate it? Or do they like, or do they like where the best? It's, I think it's a mix. I think they, I think. I think so. But we're also the best. Well, I think a lot of them are starving. Yeah. It depends on who you listen to. If you listen to that, a Bucksome woman that went on Joe Rogan said that they were all eating rats or whatever, but then everybody said that that lady's lying. So it's like, if you're saying the girl who's saying North Korea is bad, is lying, then you're saying North Korea is great. It's great. It's sick there. That's communism, right? I don't know what that is. Yeah, North Korea is a communist day. That's like pretty pure communism. But it's communism under a dictator, which is often how it happens, right? Yeah. Of course. Yeah, sucks. What is the most functional communist country in the world right now? Is it China? It's probably China, right? Yeah. But China is like, is like capitalist. Like that you can become a billionaire in China if you want. Yeah. Yeah. Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Cuba. Is Russia still considered a communist? It is, right? I don't know. No longer communist and has operated as a capitalist federation since the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. Well, that's really interesting. Interesting. Look, you know what guys? I think I'm going to come clean right now. I don't know shit. Yeah, I don't know anything. I don't know shit. I'm dumb. I'm stupid as fuck. Of course we're dumb. We're dumb. That's what people are signing up for. That's the point of the podcast. Sometimes I put on podcasts and it's like such a dense listen. Like it's annoying for your brain. This podcast is supposed to be like a fact every 15 minutes in between. Yeah. And it might be wrong. Absolute fluff. I think that I think that I used to think I was smart. And then this podcast made me realize it's way more fun to just not know. Yeah, yeah. And talk about them. Just coast. Yeah, just coast. Yeah, just coast. It's a coasting podcast. It's supposed to be. You got to let go of your expectations. Stop holding us to such a high standard. I don't know where that comes from. How many conversations do you need to listen to about fucking diarrhea before you're like, yeah, I'm surprised they didn't know that Russia was a communist. It's way better to be dumb. It's so much better to be dumb. It's fun, man. Because when people are smart, they're like things that they're entitled to success. Yeah, that's true. It's true. Like, you're not entitled to success and you actually are probably dumb. I reached a point where I am stunned when things go my way professional. Yeah, stunned. I'm like, that what those people want me? No, surely not, but it's happening less and less because I've really started to coast. Real quick. Harry did a Vivalous dual clip. Any of the stuff about Austin? I don't know. I didn't see how they did. Nice. What are this? This is Sass's cooking Sass lays out the evidence top to your zinger from your own. Wow. Holy shit. That's got to be the one about me though. Good gas. Good gas. That's got to be that that the take notes Francis because that was so funny. I don't know. I don't know. I can't possibly watch it. I need someone to follow me around and say I'm just a man after I get a positive retweet from the Vivalous dual. Yeah. What are you guys doing tomorrow? You feel so unburdened having admitted that I'm stupid. Yeah. So nice. Yeah. Okay. We're all on the same page. Let's relax. Unburdened by what has been. I'm stupid. That's Kamala Harris. Yeah. Where are you guys going tomorrow? Aren't you? It's like I traveling out. Do you know what I mean? That's how it feels like. Finally. Dad. I'm stupid. And now all I want is for the audience to be like, you know what? We still like you. All the same. Where your dad being like son. I always knew. I always knew you were done. We always knew. I can tell you how you walk. Yeah. Yeah. I about to do a shit tomorrow. I don't have anything. I have a golf shoot with Trent. Well that was supposed to be today, but there's going to be severe thunderstorms. Yeah. It's supposed to be bad. Yeah. We're going to do something pretty funny too. But we'll make it happen. Apparently the subways are going to flood. I saw that. My dad was flooding in there. They were saying the waters. There's never been this clean. Oh, but I saw people being like, there was like a bus lane that was flooded and people are like, Mom, Donnie, you have fucking two years to figure this out before the city rises up against you. Bam. Um, city's going to shit. City's going to shit. Just I think now is the real test. Now that the next is over and the world cup is over, you can't, you can't coast now. Now is the real test. It'll be winter. People will be angry. He's going to need the jets to have a good season or the giants. Someone's going to have to play it well. Yeah, yeah. So I can see the giants being okay. Can the Yankees going or if the Yankees going to run, but the socks are 14 in a row. Yeah. Yeah. Every one 14 in a row, the Red Sox. Yeah. Oh my God. They were shot so bad. After Hogdale got hired. Hogdale's turning up. The heat is going. The bean on them. Yeah. Hogdale's a winning team. He's great. And the aggregate. Wow. We want 20. We're going for 20. 20. What are the athletics? I thought it was 20. Is it 20? I don't know if anyone's ever broke 20. Uh, 26 for the giants in 1916, Cleveland Indian to 22, Oakland A's head. Oh, it was 20. So why was the Oakland A's thing? So because it's modern era in 1916, 1917, 2017, Indian Indians had had 22. Oh, so that. Oh, that was after. So we needed another money ball. Oh my God. That they took Jonah Hill from the Indians. In the movie, right? In years different though. Wow. You think you went back? It's probably Hill the whole time. I feel like Billy Bean gets a little too much credit when it was really Hill. It was Hill. He just followed the. Uh, Billy Bean just followed the plan. Right. King of the Hill. He just hired the right guy. Yeah. And he poached him from the Indians. Yeah. Just because he was nerding out in the office. So the plot of Jerry McGuire, Jerry McGuire shouldn't get any credit. It should be that fucking chipmunk-looking woman. Man, my stomach's going nuts. All right. Yeah. I got to take a dump. Great episode. Just so, so, so classic to who we are. I liked it a lot. I feel unbelievably light of soul. Yeah, I'm glad I'm glad to hear that. I'm so fucking stupid. I'm very happy to hear that. And I really, I believe it, too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine. Yeah, we need to title this episode. We are dumb. So anybody that has anything like to say about what we think, it's like, bro, you're arguing with the dumb person. That makes you dumb. Yeah. We don't think we're right. No, no, no, never. We argue with fools or whatever. What's that saying? I don't know. You don't argue with fools because from a difference, no one can tell who's who. So you start arguing with us. That makes you dumb. Dude, I was watching it really quick. I started watching this movie called Dead Man's Wire on Netflix. Yes. I watched it. I think I heard of that. It's pretty good. So far, I'm only like three quarters of the way through. What's it about? I think it's based on this true story where like a guy. Spacey Milwaukee. Yeah, it was, or yeah, Minneapolis. Some shit. Same shit. It was like pretty upset that a mortgage loan company had, he had gotten a mortgage, hadn't paid his, you know, interest on time. So they like kind of, he believes that they made it impossible for him to succeed and like fucked him over. So he walks into the office with a gun and he meets with the son of the founder of the firm. And in his office and he pulls a gun on him and like rigs this contraption that it's like a shotgun rigged to a wire where if he moves or anyone tries to like take the gun away or whatever, it'll blow the guy's head off. Takes him hostage, brings him home and tries to start issuing all these demands. Is this the, wait, is this the movie where about like the guy that's like on the stock broking like TV show, he gets similar to that? He gets on, he calls the radio host. Huh. I feel like there's another, I mean, that's just the same movie that I'm thinking of. And then the reason I bring this up is that the radio host, he, he, he's talking to him and, uh, and he's put the radio host's play but Coleman Domingo, who's great. And he says, um, holding on to anger against someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Yeah. That was such a bar. Yeah. It's poetic. I'd never heard that. I think it's from Hinduism or something like that, but that really stuck with me. And I think someone said that to me before, but I forgot it. I thought that was a good, that's had you been holding on to anger. Oh, I'm never without it. Can't leave that shit on you. Yeah, yeah, drives talked. You got a, yeah, you got a concealed carry for your anger. I have drunk quite a lot of poison. No one else has died and wondered at the continued health of my enemies. Yeah, the funniest thing about that movie and I actually the ending is amazing. I have a spoiler. No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to finish it tonight. I want to watch it. I'm going to get home because the dad is like, have you gotten the part where they talked to the dad and he's like, ah, like, you'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Al Pacino, right? He's got a gun to his head and he's like, we can't negotiate with this. Pacino's in it. Pac-Man. Yeah. Pac-Man Joe's. Yeah, I'm definitely watching it. Okay. I got to go to this thing. All right. Good luck. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. 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