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Did you order that online? No, it's the first sweater that I saw. Island girls. It's the island girls, it's the island girls, it's the island girls. He was in my house, yeah, it was in her closet, is that my sweatshirt? I think so. Yeah, also, can I just say something right now, you're wearing my talking heads shirt, shirt. What is that? The cat one? No, the talking heads, it's a talking heads on, it's a band, you never heard of the talking heads? No. Okay, but the other day, you were wearing it, oh, I didn't notice. Oh, you can wear it, but anyway, who does your laundry? They're mom. That's true. No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bag and you said you can have this. There's no, there is no way that I'd be wearing it because you stole it out of my closet, baby. Why would I steal it? I don't even know the band. We don't even go in your room. Yeah, you don't go in my room ever. No, because you cover it up, you're so scared of us going inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you poopy, no, no, you'd be downstairs. What? Something. You pooped in my bathroom. I can tell. Oh, you're. Yeah. There's like a coconut oil on the seat. You slip right off. That's right off of it. Why do you have a, do you have a Japanese toilet? Yeah. You have a total? Yeah, yeah, I do. So then you like to use that? Yeah. It reads you when you go in. Welcome. Do you spray your butt? Yeah. With the water? That spray is mine. You're not allowed. No, we're not sharing that spray. All right. It's touching your butt. That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. It's not a water. I put an extra, a special. Yeah. Oh, too, you know what I mean? Air one water. Yeah. I use air one water or that spray and there's limited amount on there. That's crazy. I still have an old school manual toilet. I have the top tank. I have to pull down. How you do? And that gravity's got to take it. Yeah. I have two styles. You have that. And I always have a hole in the ground. You have a hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. Which you're used to. You're back, baby. Back. Yeah. How long were you gone for? Like, I'm not sure. You don't even know. I don't even know. Yeah. You know, the other day you said something and really the first time where I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong. Hmm. So your mom-- Something more often, by the way. If that's-- Yeah. So what was that? What was that about? You said-- Because you're doing all the work? Yeah. OK. All right. You know, I want to apologize to everybody right now, right? Please. So Andrew does 95% of all work. 97%. Oh, whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%. I do a 3%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You do 100%. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. And I apologize right now, out front. All right. Thanks. I'm lazy. Yeah. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right. And if you-- I would fuck it up if you got me involved. I agree. You're right. So that's why I'm not involved. I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that you XYZ. And you're allowed to go. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. I know. It happened. But if I was a train builder, right? There'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. Right. And I'd be like, my bad. You don't want me to do that. But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push that train. Push that train. Yeah. They would push the whole town. These two. Yeah. Yeah. Only these two. So the thing I wanted to say that I was very mindful about it. Is that, you know, your mom was talking in Tagala. Visaya. Visaya. Whatever it is. Tagalu, right? Yeah, whatever. Tagala. Tagala. Tagala. Tagala. What's Tagalu? Nothing. It is now. So anyway, she said, you know, whatever the language is. And they were talking to you guys. And I was just walking by and went. Right. And then you seriously looked at me and goes, stop doing that. You saw that too, right? You're racist. Oh. Oh. Oh. And I went to my room, right? No, first I looked at you and go, no, it's not. And then I went to the room. I laid in the bed. And I went, Andrew is really rubbing off on me. You are. You're a bad influence, dude. I don't know. No, but I. No, but I. That is some dumb shit I would do in your house. Yeah, but I literally thought about it. And I went, it is racist. It's not. It's not. It's done with love. Okay. I'm going to keep doing it. Yeah. Yeah. You were like every day. I was like, I have to speak up. And I was like, that's racist. And you're like, no, it's not. Are you screaming at me? Yeah. Yeah. Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. What he. I'm trying to learn the language. Bobby's attorney right now. Yeah. The reason he does that he feels left out. So my client. My client feels left out in his own home. You know what? I learned it. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah. First of all, first of all, order order order. Order order. He feels left out in his own home. He's got these three women constantly. Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok. Playing puck, puck, puck, ping pong in the air. With words, he knows none of it. Oh, so I feel like you're teasing me. Yeah, you are. You're talking behind my back. You're talking behind his back. You know what? You know what? Yeah, yeah. Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok. Yeah, Bobby said, Bobby has a flat face. Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Because I would like to learn it. Bobby wants to learn too. Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. How do you say this place is gross? I know you said that before. Who said, who goa didi hoi? Who goa didi hoi? That was pretty close. Who then go live somewhere else? Oh my god. Who did it? Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to help you stop being hated. Hey, hey, hey, stop. Go live somewhere rent free somewhere else. It's crazy that you somehow turn. And also, here's what I do. Uh oh. Yeah. Here's what. Here's what. Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up. Yeah. Yeah. Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say. This is true. Oh my god. No. I overhear you say. Yeah, I went to a store and. I'm just trying to do your right accent. That's good. Yeah. I know. And I couldn't, there was a dress. I wanted, you know, it was $90 or whatever. I couldn't afford it or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for you? He breaks out the cash. You gave me $100? Yeah. I think that's, I'm allowed to go. I agree. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And you can, you can determine the cost. So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar. There should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Put 50 bucks. Yeah. He has another thing that when you said that, that's racist. I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on the couch. And you did one of these faces like, finally somebody said it. Which means, which means that you've been thinking about it for years. Years? No. Years. Years and years. For years. No. Yeah. I apologize. Look at that. Yeah, but it's not going to stop. Mama, Mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Did I call her a slave? You did. You said you were going to whip her. Well, Bob. I don't know if that's good. You're like, when I get home, I'm going to whip you. How do you say indentured servitude in the end? Okay. In this context, though. And you would let her sleep outside. Yeah. But can we in the cat house? All right. Yeah, the cat house. Yeah. So can we, let's, can we go, can we go back a little bit? Yeah. You know, I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this, but I need to get this out. This is important. Don't you think it is? All right. So let's talk about context. Yeah. Context is important. It's everything. everything. Context is everything, isn't it? It's your end now. That's a woopie Goldberg who's in these big files. I wasn't a girlfriend. Ellen. Ellen. Yeah. Yeah. So here it is. Okay. You were you guys were gone. Yeah. For a full 24 hour. He was lonely. No, that's not what it was. No, I was fine with it. Okay. Let them go. Let them go. Right. Right. My people go. But do the business first. Right. So I go to my house. It's going to sound like it sounds bad already. It's going to sound weird on my part. But okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for a night. Okay. I get out of the shower and I open up the towel. Right. Cabinet. Cabinet. No towels. Oh my god. The blast for me. Right. And then I look at all the you know where I hang the towels. No hang towel. Wow. So then I have to go to the hamper. Right. And get a dirty towel. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. That was yesterday. That's no. Yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. And when I want to say to you is you are on my side. Is is that yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering? No, because I just assumed she's here. I'm going to open it up and there's going to be a stack of another stack of towels now. But like right. There's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that? Those are hand towels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're hand towels. You're not there. And you try to make me box me in a corner. You're not that big guy. What? You could use the hand towel on a little body. Well, go we got you skinny dog. You're that's a hand towel. I understand that. But the fabric the fabric is a little different one. It is very different. Yeah. Thank you so much. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You are right. Here's another thing that happened. Now this is going to sound even worse. Yeah. But it's very important. Okay. Your drinks. Yes. You're Red Bull. Yes. So someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels. That's not what it is. This is your goal. This is your Goldilocks. I wake up the next morning. The little brown bears have stole my towels. Yeah. And my Red Bull. And I have a little fridge in my room as well. Love a little fridge. It's also got very art deco-y like 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's cool. It's really cute. Is it not? And who's allowed in there? What? Who's allowed in that fridge? No one. No one. That's right. Exactly. That's right. But no. The stalker needs to be there. Come on. Those that stalk the one that stalks the fucking fridge needs to be there. Correct. Okay. It is like a hotel. It's a hotel. You're living in a hotel. Yeah. So I wake up. Right. And I'm like, I immediately, the first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar-free red ball. Smart. Smart. You're really on my side, aren't you? 100%. Yeah, yeah. You need to wake up. Did your rider die, huh? Always, Doc. I love you. You wake up. You need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So now what do I have to do? You got to go downstairs. Sorry. Sorry. I have to open up my door. I got to open up my door. Yeah. 28 feet. Yeah. To the fridge fridge. And then I have to, what else? I have a protector. Yeah. I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like, you know, you have a cage inside of your home. Because the cats. I got it. Right. Yeah. And then I have to walk 20 feet. 28. We measured it. 28 feet to go to the regular fridge. And luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the to the pantry and get warm and get warm sugar-free red ball. You know, and this is the kind of shit. Exactly. Let me say something. You know, these people. Amen. These people out here are complaining about Iran. And it's like, that's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal. Whatever. I started over with this. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Whatever's going on overseas. Who cares? Yeah. This should be priority. You understand? This is much so the towels in conjunction with the sugar-free red ball, right? That's when I threatened to whip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, I'm going to whip her once she gets it. It was a joke. You know that. You're scared. I know. Well, I actually have. Well, you have a whip. Yeah. That's a little scary. Yeah. I did some practicing. I one of those Indiana Jones ones. You call that the collide too. Yeah. And that collide told Mama and she just got so scared. Well, I called her. I go, excuse me. What is going on in this day and age? Yeah. Yeah. And so did was the problem solved? She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't whip her. Yeah. Of course I did. That's a good step. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why that happened. So what do you accuse me of it now? Nothing. Yeah. That's right. I let you guys watch Black people making love on TV. What is that? I don't know what it is. It's so called interior. It's so good. But it's always the race show. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm so funny. So Black people are making love in your living room. Yeah. Yeah. And you have no red bull. Don't do it. I'm telling you this. It's worse. We should we this needs to. I'm eating. I'm going to email Congress. Yeah. To email Congress, dude. You should. Yeah. Email from Carla. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is nuts. This is nuts. You should go before the Epstein files. 100%. We should focus on this. Dear Pam Bondi. Yeah. Yeah. You think that stuff's bad? Yeah. No towels. No red bull. Yeah. Black love in the living room. Here's the third thing. Okay. The black people making love. Okay. Well, we do not play. I know. But I was playing. I was eating life. What do I like to eat? Life, cinnamon, life, cereal. The best. Yeah. It's the best because the milk afterwards is unmatched. It's unmatched. Get yourself cookies to dip. It's the best. Sometimes Graham Graham. What's that? Graham crackers? Golden grams. Golden grams. I do like golden grams. But I find that life. Life milk is better than golden gram milk. Golden gram milk is a little too sweet. Yeah. Coco Pebble's milk is good. Well, now we're going back to Black love. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But I wasn't doing Coco Pebbles. Now if I was eating Coco Pebbles, I saw Black love. Fine. Then it would all match. But you want you were eating cinnamon. It would be you know, it would kind of be like, oh, I'm in the flow state of it. I'm in the black you know, man. Cinnamon life you needed. Right. Latino love on TV. Right. Latin Latin Latin Latin. Right. So I'm eating it and then I don't know what they're watching. Right. So I'm eating my you know, man, life. And then I look over the big right. And I just see this black. I just pummeling this girl. That's all right. I don't know what they're watching. Right. And I go into the living room. What is the world is going on around here? All right. Turn that off, ladies. All right. Yeah. It was unbelievable. Is that your favorite? But the thing is the the reason why I think you're so angry by it was because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys. Is that what other? Yes. It's not it's because to me they're like my grandkids. Right. And I'm like an old dad. And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff. Yeah. When it's going around around here. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she leaves being bad. The the link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. That's what I'm saying. Scenes from the film isn't on HBO. Yeah. So they do they do full nudity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And good for you girls. Black love because it is black history month. So thank you for supporting. God bless. I for one. I'm pro this. I think I'm pro this. I think this is a good time. I'm kidding. I was kidding. But in your living room, you don't want to see love making it. It's just no. It could have been night. It could have been an Afghani's making love. It would have been it could have been, you know what I mean? White people making love. It doesn't matter. So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love. Yeah. You think that it would have bothered you? I have to be eating weedies. Yeah. Just yeah. Yeah. For me to be yeah. Oh brand. Yeah. It weedies. If I was eating, oh yeah. Cinnamon toast crunch. Gay. That's old. Yeah. Yeah. If they were gay stuff going on, then that would be good. When you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey, or fruit loops or fruit loops. Hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fruit loops. Fruit loops would be the one. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. What is the gayest cereal there is? I think fruit loops. Yeah. Yeah. What colors? What's the straightest cereal there is? Oh, shit. That's a good one, dude. What's the straightest manliest? I would say regular Cheerios. No, honey, not just like wheat Cheerios. Yeah. Miserable. Porridge. Yeah, oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast. Yeah. Like steel cut oatmeal. A straight breakfast. With no, you know, I mean maple, no raisins, nothing. Nothing. Just just freed up steel steel cut oatmeal. Yeah, yeah. Black coffee. Yeah. And a banana. Yeah. You think of banana? That's kind of gay. Yeah. That's gay, dude. So yeah, I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. Yeah, yeah. Fruit loops. Jam. Tea. Yeah. That's a gay. What kind of team? Tea. What kind of tea? Earl Gray. English breakfast. Either. Or a or a or a sweetie. What kind of tea do you want this morning? Hmm. Won't you grey me up? It's a great day. Yeah. What about English breakfast? You know, I like British boys. Yeah. I know you do. Because I'm British. I know. Yeah, anyway. We're good at going gay. Yeah. We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are. I know. We were like, what do straight guys even eat? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, we're straight. This time around. These are, you know what the eaters are? Yeah. 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Not you, you gotta get the cylindrical thing where you have to, you know what I'm saying? - The drip. - Not just the drip. The one that don't talk to me like that. (laughing) - As soon as, as soon as her sister's here, she gets real tooty. - I know, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. - Bullly, you're bullying me by the way. - Oh my gosh, let me tell you. - She's screaming at me. - I wanna tell you. - She's been a bully. - Oh my gosh, literally. - Name me some. - I've learned, it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it. And she's like, there would be like, I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car. And she's like, don't fuck it down there, you bitch. And I'm like, okay, chill. - Rudy. - That car has to be protected. - Oh, grumpy. - Don't see in your car. - Yeah. (laughing) - It's dirty. - I can't believe it. - You think it's a bend, yeah. - But I can make it dirty, not other people. - Whoa. - So you yell at her and you say, don't put that there, you bitch. - Yeah, yeah. - And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride. - No, she just laughs. - She's a bully. - Yeah, yeah, you're a bully. - Even last night while she was like trying to sleep and she was snoring, I had to like, wake her up and stop snoring. - Yeah, what are you snoring so much? - Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately. - Okay, you're allowed to. - I think the one night I slept properly and she was like, why the fuck are you snoring? - Well, you could have a deviated septum or you could have sleep apnea. You could be dying in your sleep and not knowing. - Yeah. - I think I have it. - You think? - Yeah, 'cause sometimes I wake up like, you can go. (laughing) - That's not good, does it? - No. - I don't. But I definitely-- - Do you love me, though? - I do. - I need one. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I wake up like, - I'm gonna tell you a brother, it's impossible to sleep with. (laughing) - What, to look like Bane? I mean, I'm-- - It's not just that. - Look, look. - 'Cause if you get the nose one, right, right? It's like, it's just air coming out of it, right? But like, three of the morning you adjust a little bit and then one of the things comes out, right? And then all of a sudden, it's springing in your fucking eye. (laughing) It's the worst. - I mean, you look like a cancer patient. - Yeah. - Put that on. - I gotta get one. - It's so hard. - I gotta get one. - Yeah. - It's good for you. It's probably gonna save me from having a heart attack in my sleep. - And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it'll make it sound like, - Oh, like a humidifier. - Yeah, but all the water's gone. So it's now like the, whenever the thing is sucking out nothing. (laughing) - Yeah. - You wake up from that and then you're mad, you fill that up, then you go to the fridge. - You fill that up, and there's no fucking red ball! (laughing) - You got it. - None. It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in, dude? - It's chaos, man. - Mom, I said sorry. - Yeah. - And I said, okay. - Tell your mom, I said, I love your mom. One of the nicest people. - Mama. - She's so sweet and funny. She's gonna come back on this. - Well, I don't know about sweet. - Well, to me, she's sweet to me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day. I heard. - Yeah. - Well, what do you think she got it from? - I know. - And now she's imposing it on her, so she's gonna be at some point. - Oh, she's the worst. - She'll turn into it. - Yeah. - I'm a fucking headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist. (laughing) - But it's true. - I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face. You're 17 years old. - Yeah, so then what would they be? Micers, open micers in your house? - They're not even comics. They're not in the same realm. - Well, in this world, they'd have to be if you're a headliner, otherwise you're just Tito. - Yeah. - So it's like, you're an open micer. - Hey, you're a dude. You got to pay your dues, man. - You got to pay your dues. - But yeah, I will try to curb some of the racism. I really, no, I'm being real. - I'd rather you not. - 'Cause when she said it, it felt real. - Say it the way you said it. - It was funny though. - Yeah. - That's racist. And he was like, he just screamed at me, 'cause, you know. - Very abrupt. That's racist. - Yeah, face was very like. - Yeah, it felt like different. I was like. - Have you ever been racist to him? - I have never been racist to him. - Never? - No. - She hasn't. - Rudy? - I don't even think about it. - Rudy's like. (laughing) - Is that racist? (laughing) - No, see, that's all racist. - Yeah, yeah, she's so rude to me. - No, I'm not. - You're just, here's what you are. - Rudy. - It's like, we, you know, we met on like Craigslist and you're like, can I get a rule? - Just a roommate. - Yeah, a roommate, you know what I mean? So we don't have anything in common. It's like good morning, good morning, you know what I mean? It was, there's nothing. That sucks. - I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the nights of the Seven Kingdoms. - Yeah. - And you don't wanna watch it. - I know, I'm so good. - What did I say, Jules? - You said, what the fuck did I say? - You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out. - Yeah, because I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones. - But to connect, we can watch it together. - Yeah, we tried with Pluribus. And you said, I don't wanna watch it anymore. - I love Pluribus. - I did too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. - Why? - No, no, we don't wanna watch. - It's not boring. - No, it's not boring. - No, you're boring. - Yeah, it's not boring. - Yeah, yeah. - But this show, I heard great. - You don't like it 'cause there's white love in it. - Yeah. - Well, also the other day they sent an episode and the all, all three of them were on the couch crying. At what TV show? - That show, the new Game of Thrones show. - You were crying at this? - Yeah. - And then you kind of revealed certain things. - No, we didn't. - No, we didn't. - You said somebody died. - No, she said something happened. - Well, Mama said someone died. - Yeah, yeah, somebody said someone died. And I'm like, "People die in this, you can ruin it for me." (laughing) - Yeah, he didn't know anybody. - It's like Game of Thrones, everyone dies every episode, but I'm like, "You ruined it! Spoiler alert!" - So George R. Martin wrote all this shit. - No, these are-- - Yeah, he did, he wrote the book, right? - Oh, he did. - But he didn't write any of the screenplays for this. - No, he's not consultant. - Which means they call him once in a while. - I think he reads all of these ones. - But they change the fuck out of it, you know that, right? - It's not like the book. - They change a lot. - Well, they have to juice it up for TV. - Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. - How many books has he written in total? I mean, do we have a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category? - I mean, truly though. He's written published five and seven total planned. I haven't even read five. - But that's just for Game of Thrones. - I haven't read five books. - That's just Game of Thrones. - No, that's what I'm saying, five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in you? How do you find-- - He's so good, he's so, he's a kid. - Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And this is how you know how you're not a writer. If I ever, I'm like, am I a writer? And then I look at that picture and I go, nah, I'm not a writer. (laughs) - What do you mean? - I'm a comedian. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Some people are meant, that man is meant to do this. God put him on earth for this thing. What else was he gonna do? - Yeah. And when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that option. (laughs) The whimsical one. - The whimsical man. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, because even his clothing is mysterious. - I think that's what it is. - Right, his clothing seems like it's of a different time. - Do you think he smells good? - 100%. - I don't know. - Truly, I think. - I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought about you. - Which one on the row? - At the row, no, in the row. - On the row. - The scent store in the row. - Oh, dude. - Did you get anything? - I got a couple magical things. (laughs) - I know, it's a great store. - It's hard to say. The problem is, I used to think, you opened my brain. I used to think, you gotta have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who you are. - No, dude, I'm collecting. - Me too. I'm collecting. I collect. It's so fun. - It's so fun. - 'Cause you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy. - I do combo. You do combo. I learn combos from you. - See, it's combo is good, but it only works to me if a shirt already had the old smell. - Yeah. - And then you put the new smell with it and then you feel it. If I do two at once, two different, it's harder. - Do you put it after eating the fruit loops? (laughs) - Was that for the students? (laughs) - You're trying to kill for the students? - Yeah, yeah. - Do you spread it after eating the fruit loops? (laughs) - In his mind, he was like, this is gonna crush. - Oh my God. Oh my God. Please don't cut that off. - No, leave it. - Can I tell you what I did? When you told me about Lelabo and you have two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was. - That makes, yeah. - I went to three Lelabos to ask if you go there. - Oh my God. - Yeah, and I couldn't find the one. - Yeah. - Yeah, and I go, I do a podcast called Bad Friends. - Yeah. - Did a guy Andrew Santino ever come in and I was like, no. I mean, we know who he is, he never comes in here. (laughs) 'Cause I wanted to find that person so they didn't know. - Amazing that you did that. - Oh yeah, because I'm gonna find out. - Well, 'cause what's funny is when I walk into a place, like I went to a place that we both frequent, but we're never there at the same time. - Yeah. - And then I'll order something and I'll go, Bobby ordered that yesterday. - What place, you know. - I'll tell you later. - Okay, okay, yeah. - But it is funny 'cause we go to the same spots at different times, but then the guys know. - Alfred. - Huh? - No, no, no, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. (laughs) But we go to a little spot and they always go, Bobby was just here, like literally two hours ago. Now I'm like, really, what did he get? - Yeah. - Just I wanna know, you know what I was gonna do? You know what I was gonna do? I was gonna do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next, pay it forward and I was like, I don't even know how to do that. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause I was like, what if I give you cash? And then he was like, well then I'll just keep the tip. - Yeah. - I was like, okay, never mind. - Well maybe my gift card, but keep it on the side. - Huh, the gift card's actually smart, I should, maybe I don't know. - Maybe I should have done that, that's smart actually. I'll buy myself a little gift card for you next time. - Yeah, maybe. - My little sweet prince. - You know, I've been eating the same, you ever get in a meal, kicks where you're like, I'm just being eating the same thing all week over and over. - Yeah, if I like it, I'm gonna keep ordering it. - Yeah, so what if you've been, - Well lately, because it's been cold and rainy, I've had so much ramen, I'm starting to ramen out. Although I know you're more of fun than ramen, right? - No udon. - No udon, that's right. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, udon guy, but. - Ramen, I'm full on ramen. - Minus? - Huh? - Bull duck. - Bull duck. - Bull duck. - Hmm. - Now is that racist? - That was Korean. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That was pretty racist. (laughing) - It was. Do you find it, okay, what's racism? - That's a good question. - That's a really good, yeah, open. (laughing) - I'm actually asking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We don't-- - To you. - Is that, okay, the thing that I did is that the most racist thing you've seen me do? - No. (laughing) - I've been to your show. - Wait a minute. - Did you see my stand-up as racist? - Kinda. - And that's why you have to like, okay, ruffling a few feathers. - Does he say that? - He does, like, something like that. - Yeah, yeah, I do do that. - You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke? (laughing) - Sorry, I'm ruffling a few feathers. - But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like, the joke is so edgy, it gets more of a groan. - When people go, "Oh, yeah, yeah, I go." - You sure not racist or edgy? - Thank you so much. - It's fun. - I think it's fun. - What's a joke that you heard him say that and made you-- - No, I don't wanna, because I wanna, I have a special kind of-- - Oh, that's true, yeah. Do you, be honest. Do you find me funny on stage? - I do find you funny. - Okay. - Yeah. - You know that, what do you mean? - She might, she's a Malini fan, I don't know, she's like-- - I like someone more prolific. - Who is your favorite comedian? - She doesn't want. - She don't watch comedy. - But like in your mind, who do you like? - I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys all know her. - Quinn Blackwell? (laughing) - Quinn. - Oh, Quinn Dylan, Quinn Dylan Blackwell. - She does stand-up comedy? - No, she's just-- - She's an actually-- - Yeah, yeah, we talked about stand-up comedy. - Well, I don't watch any stand-up comedians. - Let me throw you some legendary stand-up to see if you've heard of them. - Yeah. - Okay. That's curious. - Yeah, that's a good call. - Yeah, your generation. Richard Pryor, unbelievable. - Never heard of him. - Never even heard of him. - Wow. - Wow. - Robin Williams. - Familiar. - Cigini. - Yes, he is. - Did you do a, did you do a, are you doing half English? Was that Cigini? (laughing) - You could just say the genie. - Yeah, yeah. - It's so funny when it's in another language. It's the same-- - Yeah. - Cigini. - Yeah. - Just say the genie. It's the genie in Aladdin. - She wizard. (laughing) - He's put a she before any word, is it? - She wizard. (laughing) - The genie was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy? - Familiar. - He's the donkey and Shrek. (laughing) - See donkey, see donkey. - No, he is the donkey and Shrek. - Yeah, he is the donkey and Shrek. - I swear to God. - Yeah, yeah. And, well, they'll never know Mike Myers. - No, no, no, no. - Do you know who that is? - He's not a standup though. - He's the key is Shrek. - I don't believe that. - Okay. - What are you queuing on? What is going on? (laughing) - He was the donkey. He was on Saturday night. - George Carlin. - No fucking judge. - There's no way. - No chance. - There's no way, why? - Well, I mean, that's incredible to me. - Here's the problem, it has to touch new generation. So it has to be so, which is why Mike Myers is funny, 'cause he would, I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers? - Yeah. - I don't know what that is. - Wow. - Wow, Dan Cook. That's incredible. Wow, Sarah Silverman. Wow. - That's incredible. - Louis C.K. - Wow. - Nobody. - Dave Chappelle. - Yeah. - You know him. You've got to know him. - Oh, you've got to know him. - David's touched multiple generations. - I keep that phrase everything, yeah. - Yeah. - Well, that's interesting. Have you heard of these people? - A couple. - Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of them. - Wow. - So then if you're not in, what do you, you're in the music though? Inform us about it. - Chapel Roan. - Not really. - Okay. - Why, why not? - I don't know. I'm just not that into pop. - Okay, good. Good for you. - Yeah, BB, they love though. - Who? - BB. - BB King. - I love him. - Yeah. - Bad Bunny. - Oh, yeah. - Oh. - Oh. - Yeah. - I love him. - You love him, right? - So why do you love him? - He's hot. He's so talented. - Stop, stop. The first thing they said. - He's hot. - Yeah. This is what the youth, they don't give a shit about his music. - Unbelievable, I mean. - They like that he's hot. - Yeah. - They like that he's a hot guy. - I mean, all his music is about sex. - Yeah. - Look at him. - When I was a kid, I like Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. (laughing) Look up Joe Cocker, dude. We didn't do it by fucking, you know what I mean? We didn't do it by looks, you know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy, okay? - Dude, look at Phil Collins. - Yeah, Phil Collins. - Wait, do Phil Collins and somebody wrote Phil Collins. Phil Collins managed to make bangers and was a multi-millionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman. (laughing) - I mean, look at this guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Looks like he works for Apple. - Yeah. - And he was a legend. - Legend. - I don't know who Phil Collins is. - No. - He sings the Tarzan. - Yes. - Good for you. - Wow. - See, you have to touch the generation. - You gotta touch it right. It's gotta be fucking animation then. - Oh, it's gotta be, well, there he is. That's McCone, by the way. (laughing) - Yeah. - If McCone starts losing his hair, that's a hundred percent. - Phil Collins. Those are bad bunny looks wise. (laughing) - Okay. All right, so what else? What else is it we like? - That's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like that. - He loved his music. - Give me your favorite song. - Did he mean for Guntal? - I love the. - Sing it. Sing it. - You're being racist. - Yeah. - You're being fucking racist right now though. (laughing) How does that feel? Does it feel good, doesn't it? - I said try. - I'm gonna make it your language. - And you're meant to give him, and it's old. - That's where we're trying to say the lyrics. - Yeah. - He's trying to say your language. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - He's trying to communicate to you. - Go back to Phil Collins. (laughing) I'm gonna ask something, I'll question him. That one specific photo, the pink one. - That pink one. - Such a good picture. That was an album. - If bad buddy's music came out of him, would you like it as much? - Him speaking Spanish? - Yeah. - Just suppose that he's saying the bad buddy's music, all right? - He sings Star Sun all in a minute. - Yeah, he does that, right? He does that, right? Would you still be like, oh my God, bad buddy? That's bad buddy. You would like him, so? - He's singing in front of the trees. Swinging in front of the trees, I'm a part of that. I'm swinging in front of the trees. - Would you? - I mean, I would like the music. - But you wouldn't like him as-- - Yeah, yeah. - There's no way. - I wouldn't like the music. - He wouldn't like it. - He wouldn't-- - No way. - He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl. That's for sure. - He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. - No chance. - Yeah, yeah, there's no way. - No chance. - In a rock saying bad money music, you wouldn't like bad money, the music. - That is true. - Yeah, 100%. - So it's about the looks. - It's all about the looks. - Give me some. - It's not art. - Give me someone else that you love right now. - Yeah, yeah. - I like Malcolm Todd. - Malcolm Todd. - He's so white. - Yeah, yeah. - He doesn't like him. I think he's so cute. - Okay, now we're talking. (laughing) We're talking. - I mean, he's like an indie rock artist. - Yeah. - And he is, yeah. - But his music must be good then. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah. He's got his head there and the other one, he's, yeah. He's got the sex appeal too. - Oh yeah, yeah. That's bullshit. - See, yeah, yeah. - See, the other indie picture is for his male fans. - Mm-hmm. - So the photographers are like, we gotta take some of these go guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe. But then somebody, then a stylist goes, "Shave your head so we can get the girls wet." That's what this is. - He is hot though. - You have to sell all the sides. - Wait, is that his girlfriend? - Gotta be. - Yeah. - That's the deal. - Yeah, that's the deal. Interesting. So you got, aesthetics is very important to you. - It's number one apparently for them. - It's not good. - No, 'cause it's not gonna do the art first. - Oh, Joji's very good. - Who's Joji? He's gotta be first. - Have you heard of Joji or any of these people? - Goji, Joji? - Yeah, yeah. - I like his berries. - Yeah. - Okay. - Here we go. - Joji. - Yeah, yeah. He could be a Corleone. Corleone. - Well, he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eye. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could be like, - He could be. - Raido's son. He's been off while you can't refuse, Joji. - He's cute. - He is cute though, still. - This is the problem. - That's the problem. - They don't have any ugly stars. We had a lot of ugly music stars. - All of them were ugly. - Well, that's my thing. See, look, even when he takes an okay photo, you still see it underneath there. - Yeah. - He's still got the thing. - I mean, Harry styles his bald thing. I still like his music. - But he's still handsome. - Oh my god. He's the hottest guy in the world right now. That's the whole shit. Yeah, yeah. - See, he's still handsome. - Yeah, look up the ugliest man on earth. (laughing) - Look it up, ugliest man on earth, okay? - Don't Google Andres, that's me. - Let's just go to the fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right? - No, that's a face. That's that competition. - Okay, let's go to that guy right there, the last one on the first row. This guy right here, okay? This guy right here, saying Harry Styles' music. 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Can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record? - It's two chairs outside on the grass. - On the grass and with the banana. - That's interesting. That's good. And a banana. - You had a banana. - Was eating breakfast? - Yeah, that's very cool. - Oh, that's cool. - Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree? - Yeah. - You made it sound like there's one single banana. - Yeah. - I put this banana in my butt. I put this banana in my butt. You would love that sound. Banana in my butt. This a banana in my butt. - Yeah. - Hey, hey. - My auntie said banana in your butt. - Hey. - Not anymore. - They love this guy. The kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the football 'cause fucking older people, this isn't for us. It's not made for us. - Are we now? - Yeah, brother, you're 54, I'm 43, it's over. - Yeah, get off my lawn. Am I him? - No, you know what it is? Where's my red mole? - That's the new guy off my lawn. - Where are my towels? - I can learn my cows. - I have that. - 100%. - Oh my god, I wanna be cool. But you know what the thing is, is like when Harry Star's first album came out, right? I bought it. - Sure. - Yeah, because I wanna learn about new, you know. - That's cool. - Yeah. - I wanna hear it. Geese, new band, right? - I love Geese. - I listen to it. - They're great. - Yeah, yeah. - I try to, like, and I like those bands. - I think they're very, what? - You always dip back to the old school. - But the problem is, is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it, right? Of the history of it. - Yeah. - And I can compare what's new to what came before it. - Right. - They don't do that in the generation. - No, no, it's now, it's right now. - Yeah. It's like when I was in the 80s or whatever, I still listened to late 60s bands. - Sure. - And still modern music. - Yeah. - And it was a band called The Fogs. - It's a great fucking name. - In the 60s, New York. No one knew about these guys. But I liked The Fogs. It was like low-fi kind of street music, you know what I mean? And it was so good, but my point is, is that, and so then I could listen to someone like Daniel Johnston, who had the same kind of, and just compare the two. - Yeah. - But these, they just-- - It's new. - They ingest whatever that's on, but I don't think that's an old thing for me. - No, I think it's, I'm a curious person. - But it's also because you came from a generator. It's just, because-- - The border. - Yeah, let's move on. - Let's move on. - Let's move on, yeah. How are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics, the Philippines? - They actually have a medal. - Do you really-- - Yeah, do a medal count for the Philippines? - Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. - I'm being mean again, huh? - Oh, brother, look at that. They got-- - I'm being mean again. - No, they got zero, never mind. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Never mind. I thought they were gonna get one. - I wanted one too for you. - Me too. - Yeah. - Well, there's a Filipino tennis player. That's really good. - Yeah, that's the Winter Olympics, is it? (laughing) - There's no victory in the Philippines, so why would we join? - Yeah. - You're competing. - No. - South Korea, shout out to Korea, has seven total medals, two gold, two bronze, two silver-- - But we have snow, that's not fair. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not fair. - No. - Yes, no. Also, it's very small little country. We're still, we're getting stomped, aren't we? - It's still pretty good. - No, 'cause like, go do just Olympic metal count in general. Don't have to do American. 'Cause look at Norway's cruising right now. They got 34. - Wow. - Yeah, we're getting smush. We'll never catch up that. - We're second tell. That's good. - Yeah, but 34 is, we'll never catch that. - Yeah. - No chance. - How's Spain doing? - Also, they have 16 golds to our nine. - How's Spain doing, bud? - Yeah, we're Spain, you got two. - You got two, that's good. Well, you got a gold, click on it. What was the gold for Spain in? - Yeah. - Mispronouncing words. (laughing) - Is that a competition? - Wait, what did you guys get a golden? It doesn't say, huh? Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So we just have to show you about the mountain. (laughing) - I would show you, this is a mountain, that is a mountain. - Yeah. - And these are all snow mountains. - Gold metal. - Yeah. - Was Magellan Spanish? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what it's about. - 100%. - Yeah, I mean, exploring, yeah, you got a golden and exploring, bud. - Let's go over there. - They send the, they send the Spaniards to just check out the hills. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go check out, it's looking, it looks good. - You guys are good at that, exploring. The Pinto, the Santamera, that's you, right? (laughing) - The Pinto. The Pinto, the Fort Torres, that was you guys. (laughing) - That's what I was. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what it was? It was because, well, they were obsessed with, no, they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were gonna take over the fucking everybody. - We did. - For a very short amount of time, cool it out, okay? - In centuries. - Yeah, you didn't go up, no, you didn't get any of us. - Close. - You got close. - California was us. - But you didn't get us, okay? You didn't get us in total. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You did your best. - You guys know about that history? - La Poo-la Poo-la Poo, you got the challenge. - La Poo. - It definitely got you guys. - Yeah. - What happened, tell me the history here. - So my gel and went to Si Bu. - My gel and went there, too. - What the fuck? - Well, he was into scuba diving and sports. - Oh, he was. - It was a huge diver, but gel and love diving. - He wanted to find that tree creature with a fucking cigarette, whatever. (laughing) - What is it called? - What's that guy in the tree? - Caprey. - Caprey. - Yeah, man gel and looking for the copper. - And his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find Caprey. (laughing) - I would find him. But gel and went down to Si Bu, what happened? - And then what happened? - And then the great warrior chief La Poo-la Poo. - La Poo-la Poo. Look up, La Poo-la Poo, I never heard of him. - I had that last night at dinner. (laughing) - La Poo-la Poo. - Yeah, yeah. - What happened? I don't want to look, don't look it up. I want them to tell the story. - Yeah, yeah. I just want to know what it looks like later. - So Magellan went to Si Bu. - Yeah. - He ran into La Poo-la Poo. - Yeah, Magellan was like, oh, this is going to be our land. And then La Poo-la Poo's like, no. And so they fought and then he killed Magellan. - Wow. So Magellan was killed by La Poo-la Poo. - Yeah, I think he was also hiding under the water. And then like, there was like a surprise attack. - Yes. (laughing) - Yeah. - Filipino folklore. - Yeah. - She was hiding under the water. (laughing) Holding his breath for three days. La Poo-la Poo, holding his breath for three days. - Yeah. - And appear. - Yeah. - So wait, La Poo-la Poo was in the water hiding waiting to kill Magellan. - There's six. - That's La Poo-la Poo. - Right at the La Poo-la Poo. - You look at La Poo-la Poo. - And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos. - Yeah, we love 'em. - You fucking love you guys. - We love the La Poo-la. Dude, we don't fuck with La Poo-la Poo-la Poo. - That's why Magellan got clipped. 'Cause this guy wasn't fucking around. - I am, dude, he was biggest fuck. - Yeah. - I have OCD. Why don't an extra La Poo on there. - La Poo-la Poo-la Poo. - Yeah, yeah. - Come on, it's in threes. - So La Poo-la Poo-la Poo. - La Poo-la Poo-la Poo-la Poo-la Poo. - He owned the place. - Who played La Poo-la Poo? - There's no one. - Okay, yeah. - Scroll down, it's gotta be a cash on there. (laughing) Who played it? - Don't do this, dude. - I wanna-- - Go do this. - You're looking for Robert Rudford. (laughing) - Daniel Stern played La Poo-la Poo-la Poo. (laughing) (laughing) - Wait, now Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of La Poo-la Poo? Are there any other descendants of La Poo-la Poo-la Poo and now leaders? - Yeah. - Wow. - Yeah. - You could maybe, you should La Poo-la Poo-la Poo blood. - Maybe. - Yeah, yeah. - That'd be so sick. - That'd be so sick. - Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important. - Yeah. - Nothing. - You never know that though. - Dude, I come from potato farming. - Yeah, but the greatest potatoes you've ever had, probably. - We took second. - Yeah, okay. - All right. - To the Maconels. - All right. - To the McKinley's and the Maconels and the O'Donels. - No. - And the corkery's. You know, Macon comes from great potato lineage. - Oh, they do? - Look at his face. He looks like a potato. - Yeah. - Sweet potato. - Do you guys know about your lineage or no? - No. - Yeah. - Well, you didn't do the blood 23 and me thing. - Never. - Never. - Never, right? Now, see, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that fucking game. - But there's no long-lost cousin that you want to find, or anything like that. - No. - You want to be related to somebody so bad. - I do. - I know you. - Your brothers and sisters, you've never met, right? - Yeah, in Korea. - How many? - Two sisters. - And you've never met them. Do you think they know who you are? - I don't think so. - What are the chances that they watch this show? - Yeah, they're not your sisters. They're your sisters. - How many total siblings are there from you guys's, mom and dad, separately? Like in total, how many kids are there? - Oh, one, five. - Wow. - Yeah. - And you don't know the two of them? - No. - Do you know how old they are? - I think they're like maybe around eight, 10. - But they have two brothers that I know. - Where are they? - They never come out. - They're huge now. - Well, they're lapo-lapo, so. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they speak English, everything. I mean, I don't- - What do they do with the fuckin' stuff? (laughing) - So that was racist. That felt racist. - Now that was. - That was racist. (laughing) - What do they eat for breakfast? - There's a better question. (laughing) - So what are the brothers, what do they do in the Philippines? - They're still in school. - Yeah, high school. - Teenagers. - Are they funny? - They should come to the show. - Yeah, yeah, I would love to, 'cause we would love them on the show. - The show has basically become the Filipino contingency, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show. This has gotta be it. - It could be, we could be, yeah. - Honestly, I'd love it. We should get a more Filipino cast. - Some fans went to your mom's-- - I saw ya. - Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant? - Yeah. - Bakery, bakery. - What? That's so fucking cool. - What do you mean they went, this guy? - Yeah. - Let me see. - Yeah. - Is that me? - I'm Babi Mom. - Oh my God. - Bakery. - Wow. - Oh my God. - There's kids heading sheep and goats. (laughing) - What the? (laughing) - I bought like one of everything, four of some things, two of some things. (snoring) And it all costs like $1.70. (laughing) - Okay. - It's amazing. - Yeah. - Oh, it does look really good. - It does look good. - Ooh, pause, go back. - What? - Go back. What is that, what is that pastry on the bottom that's like, what is that one? Like the pink roll? - That's not vertical. That's not, I forgot. - I think it's like a variation of vertical. - But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside? Why is it that color? - I'm sure it's like dye. - Go to blood. (laughing) - I know, go to blood roll. - You don't ever wanna take over the store and pass down. - Okay. - It worked in it before. - Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is gonna open up a fucking bakery and in Austin, we should open up honey too here in LA for her mom. - Yeah. - I would 100% do that. Just so we could compete with Segura and shut down his fucking little croissantery. - I bet you. - I wanna do that. - We should do a honey 2.0. - A honey 2.0. - Do your mom's bakery here? - Yeah. - A bakery called? - Honey. - He's Bakery. - Honey's Bakery. - We'll do it. Honey's Bakery here. - Honey's Bakery LA and it's all over. - It'll be more elevated. I don't wanna say that. (laughing) - I think the flower, we're gonna use it. No, is that feel wrong? - Whatever you want. - No, no, no. Can I please? - You're doing it. - No, I'm not doing it. - I feel like I'm drowning. - No, you're doing it. - I need you to back me up here. - Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? - You want, I mean, you want a ship. (laughing) - Let's bring the dies and everything. - We have to stick to the ingredients. - The recipes. - Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. - Not like this, you don't. - Oh, you don't? - No, no. - Okay. - No, that's copyright toenails. (laughing) It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people, from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. - That would be cool. - I would, I actually would love it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because then, then we could beat Segura. - Yeah. - And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample it? Be like, oh, yeah, you did good. - We'd have to, we'd have to buy, you know what I mean? Like, open up a store across the street from his store. - In Austin? - In Austin. - But I wanted here in LA, so we can-- - But the only way to beat him really-- - It's to open up a store. - It's to close him down. - Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. - Yeah. - What if we do a pop-up, honey, too, across it? We do a pop-up shop, just for fun to see how it goes. - Yeah. - Across the street. - And then you and I definitely have, we promote it. - We definitely have to show, we have to show it up every day. - We'll spend a week down there promoting signage that says don't support to bear or support bad friends. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And the bad friends family. - Yeah. - I like it. I honestly would love to do that. - Yeah, let's do it. - I think it's so fun. - No, would he be mad, you think? - Yeah. (laughing) - No, he wouldn't go. - Yeah, I don't think it would be fun. - All right, well look, let's take a bite of the girls. They gotta go. Rudy's gotta go to school. - We gotta come back, though. You're not gonna come back or no? - She will. - We're here for four months. - I know, do you like doing this podcast? - We love having you guys on the show. - Give them a round of applause. - Give them a big round of applause. - Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff. - So thank you to our girls for coming back. We love 'em, our Filipino friends. And today, once again, fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us. - We would. - Yeah. - Alright, well send in the weirdest one. So we talked to one of these kids. - One. - Send in one of the weirdos. - Yeah, weirdos one. Give me the weirdest one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. - Sit in the blue chair. - Look at this guy. - He dressed up. By the way, all these kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here, of all the Quinnipiac classes that have come here, these kids all wore dress up clothes. - Yeah, I've never seen them so dressed up. - Yeah, what's your name, sir? - Nick, Nick Bonano. - Nick, you don't have to say your legal name. What's your social? (laughing) - Zero sit now. - No, Nick Bonano. - It Bonano, really. How do you spell? - Pregunto, barano, barano. (laughing) - B-O-N-A-N-O. - What year are you at Quinnipiac? - 30 year. - So you're a junior. - Yes. - Yeah, they don't know that. - You thought them that? - No, not yet, no, senior. - What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You wanna be in media studies? What are you doing? - I'm a film, television, media arts major. - In front of the camera, behind the camera. - You know, more behind the camera, but I like both. - Oh wow, you're an actor as well. - I'd like to be, yeah. - Give 'em a scene. - You either are or not. Are you an actor? - I am. - Good. - Wow, I like that, yeah. - Where are you from, Bonano? - I'm from a South Windsor, Connecticut. - Wow. - Right next to the East Arford. - Oh yeah, Hartford, yeah. - Yeah. - A young Connecticut boy. Born and raised, that's where Quinnipiac is. Connecticut. - You have a sweet face. - He does. - Do I? - Yeah, I release sweet face. - You do too. - He's got good skin to this kid. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you? - Touche. - Oh, no, never. - Seriously. - He's got clear skin this guy. - He's got rosy cheeks, guy. - No, no. - Yeah. - Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh guy? - Bonano. (laughing) - He's got rosy cheeks. - Yeah. - Somehow that's an insult. - It is, yeah. - Bonano, what's your life like? - It's my life like. - What's your life like? You a single guy, what are you doing? - Single guy, it's all right. - Yeah? - What are you doing? - For now, yeah. - Yeah. - You like L.A.? - How old are you? - You're 20. - 20 years old. - Single guy. - Yes. - Quinnipiac. - You try, yeah. - Ooh, interesting move. - Bonano. - Interesting move, Bonano. And that's a weird move from Bonano up the game. - He might wanna hold back a little bit. - Wow. - He's gonna poke the pin. - That's great, you're the great. - Yeah, thank you dude. - Don't poke the pin. - Appreciate it buddy. It's Chinese New Year by the way. You're the horse. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was a trick thing 'cause I'm Korean and we were testing you. - Racist. - So you thanked me. - You're Korean? I didn't notice. - Oh wow, Bonano. - That's another Bonano dude. - Second kid, second kid. - Ow, ow, ow. - What's your dream, Bonano? - My dream. - Yeah. - To write directs my own shorts. I'm not sure. It's feature length mooms. - Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious. - Do you listen to this show? - I do. - Okay, right now. Very cool. Bonano, we like that a lot. - Bonano, we like you a lot. - You're a sweet man. - Thank you. - You're not dating anybody. - No, no, no. - We'll get you somebody. - Yeah, you want somebody here? - You want somebody else out there in the Connecticut or your girls or guys or what are your girls? - I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. - You're being defensive? - Yeah, you got really defensive. - I could've been anything. - Yeah, that's true. - What do you mean the morning proof-proof loops? - Call back. - Oh, I don't need proof. - That's what I call back. - It was almost as bad as it. - No, it was a call back of this. - What's your breakfast? - What's a Bonano breakfast? - But if anything, it's oatmeal. - That's it, steel cut. - Steel cut oatmeal. - Well, well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut in Metro area. - Let's ask what kind of women he likes. - What kind of women do you like? - So let me give you the height range. Okay, four foot five to six foot, where is it? - If it's like five. - Five foot. - Five six, five five, yeah. - Five five, yeah. - Okay, that's fun. - Yeah. - Okay, if she was five one problem, no problem. Let's just say five one. - Five one to six feet tall, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I bet he'll take it. - And then is there ethnicity thing that you? - Uh, not really, Italian girls. - Like, are you Italian? - I am Italian. - Okay. - Banana. - Banana, oh, banana. - That's all they say, banana, banana in Italian. - Oh, I see. - Santino and Lee. - Santino. - Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee. - Go ahead, banana. Lee. - Oh, that one. - Oh, Lee. - I like that. - Lee. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's Lee. - So you wanted Italian girl. - Yeah. - All limbs. (laughing) - It's not always a given. - It's not a given. - Yeah. - So you and your students are all together, right? - Staying in the same place. - Yeah. - Have you guys had any good meals? - Uh, yeah. - I'm trying to remember, we went to, well, not in and out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I don't know. - Why? - Yeah. - I like it. - What do you mean, you don't like it in and out? - It's all right. - Yeah. - What do you think's what's better? What's fast food is better? - What fast food? - What fast food burger is better? - Shake-shack. - You're wrong. - You're wrong. - Shake-shack. - No, you're wrong. - From the East Coast, like what do you think? - It doesn't even matter. - No burger. - Yeah. - But there's almost, you can customize fat burger. - Yeah, I like fat burger. - Yeah. - How do you know fat burger? - Ice cube talked about it. - Oh my God. - Oh, that's good. (clapping) - Give me the loot, give me the loot. (laughing) - What time in the morning did ice cube get the fat burger? - What time in the morning? - What time in the morning did ice cube get a fat burger? - Two in the morning. - You had it. Two in the morning got the fat burger. - You know what I'd like to do? - And what did he see? He saw the lights of what? - Oh, great. We're doing this, huh? Who's a blimp? What company? - Good year. - Yeah, and what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read? Ice cube is a blimp? - Oh my God. - Of the year. - Pimp. - Okay. - Ice cube is a pimp. But I'm glad you knew fat burger, that's cool. - That's so embarrassing. - What I like to do with you guys is that. - That's all right, he's never gonna say that. - After this podcast, I'm gonna give you guys money. - That sounds great. - So you guys can go, no, but you guys are gonna go eat tonight together. - As a family. - As a family. - That's beautiful. - Yeah. - Go tagging someone else. - But I want you guys to eat something good though. Not fast food, right? - Yeah. - Something good. - All right, how about this? Go tagging somebody else there, Benano. I love you, Benano. - Bye, Benano. - You're the man. We love Benano. Give it up for Benano. - Yeah, he's the best. - Tagging somebody, Benano. And we'll get two people and then we'll call it, yeah. Look at the stand up real fast. Oh, yeah. Look at this guy's belt. Turn to the side. Jesus Christ on the last loop of the belt. - On the last loop. Get a smaller belt, man. Who's belt is that? Well, you got to say it into the mic so we can hear it. Yeah, I'll tell you. So it's funny, the belt was too big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole so that it would fit me just for this occasion. - Yeah. - This kid's interesting. - You don't seem like a survivor to me. - Sort of. I mean, I think I'm Jewish, I'm a survivor. - You know who you are? Repeat after me. - I like how he goes. I'm Jewish, as if the belt didn't give it away. - Do this with your fingers. - Okay, okay. - All right, do this with one finger, right? - Warriors. (laughing) - Warrior. - Come out and play. - Yay! - You're that guy, dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's your names? - My name is Harry, not Styles, call back. - This guy's great. (laughing) - Just say fruit loops. (laughing) - What's your name? - Shirley. - Shirley, I like Shirley, I'll tell you that. - You're grounded, Shirley, that's what I feel. A calmness. - Why? (laughing) - Well, that response is quite grounded. - Yeah, it's very grounded response. - 'Cause you're inquisitive. - You're inquisitive. - You asked a question to a statement. That's a grounded thing to do. - Well, comparative to his energy. - Yeah. - You seem a little bit more grounded as what I meant. - Shirley. - Yeah. - Shirley, you're also Jewish, I imagine. - No, no, no, no, no. - Shirley. (laughing) - Shirley or Jewish? - Yeah. - Harry and Shirley are here with us from Quinnipiac. - Yeah. - Students. And Harry is a second year, yeah? - A third year. - Third year. - Also also a junior. - And what about you? - Third year. - Third year. - What are you gonna do after what's your dream? - I wanna be a journalist, but honestly put me anywhere. - You'll do anything. - I'll do anything. - Okay, I like that. - And what about you, Harry? - I'm gonna sound exactly like Bonanno, but I wanna write and direct. It's my dream. - It's your dream. - Yeah. - It's your dream. - What kind of movies? - I love horror movies, but like specifically horror comedies, it's a great subgenre. - Yeah. - Horror comedy, like your favorite horror comedy is what? - I mean, I'm thinking weapons, 'cause it's so recent. - That's good. - I did like-- - Should I list? (laughing) - I know, I'm Jewish, my favorite horror comedy. - One of the best horror comedies out there. - Yeah. - Oh, 100%. - It was very funny. - The ending's funny. - The ending. - Yeah. - I know, what are your favorite horror comedies? - Favorite horror comedies. I like, have you got sort of a dead stream? - No. - No, I don't know a dead stream. - Dead stream was fun. It was like a smaller indie film. I like it a lot, but I mean, Tucker and Dale, it's classic. - Yeah. - That Tucker and Dale's great. - Is dead stream good? I have shutter. Dead stream is really good. I mean-- - Is it on shutter? - It is on shutter. - What the fuck is that dude? - That's a comedy part. - Yeah, yeah. - It's funny. I'm telling you. - I like it. - It's a shame glistening your bath. (laughing) - Going back to the well. Go Harry, Harry, your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist. - Yes. - And then how has this been going with him in Los Angeles, this little semester in LA or whatever? - It's going great. I mean, I'm from Connecticut, so we don't have all these, these amazing film opportunities that are out here. So, I've been loving it. - He sounds like he's politic in right now. - He's very good. - How about you? - I mean, it's been great for me. - Where are you from? - I'm from Connecticut too. - So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school, huh? 'Cause it's born in New York. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, they give me my credit. - I'm walking here. - Yeah. - Hey, hey. (laughing) - Hey. - Hey. - That'll have 50 for a slice. (laughing) - Do you guys like LA so far? - Honestly, love it. - Yeah, what about you, Harry? - No, it's great. It's great. I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24/7. - You want to be out. - You guys should get in a Bobby's house. He's gonna hand you guys money right now to go get food. - You guys gotta get dinner. - This is amazing. - No, you don't have to, Bobby. - I want to because I know you guys don't have a lot of money. - Yeah, thank you. - We are college students. - You actually don't know that. - These kids could come from-- - It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for their dinner. Here's-- - Oh, are you sure? - Yeah, I can go grab it. You can probably get the dinner for, you've right for 300. - Have it, you're Jewish. - I don't know. Do you think they can? - I know, I'm Jewish. - They can, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They can go, how much is it? - 300. - Yeah. - Oh, you're still sweet. Think they're 400. - No, don't. You give them a hunt. - I don't have any cash on my pot. - Yeah, you never do this. I'm the one. (laughing) This is part of the show. - I did it, but every time I do it, you don't do anything. - That's right. - Yeah, yeah. - The other 97% of the work. - I do the 97% of the work. And that's-- - All right, all right. - Give them a hundred. - Okay, okay, here's another hundred. - Here, another hundred, thank you so much. - Well, then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from fancy, you didn't go to dinner. - We will, we will. - We'll take a photo for you guys. - Surely you could take that. - Yeah, yeah. - You see what he did just then? - Yeah, he put 300 right now. You have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it, you know what I mean, for other things. - No, we will. - This is for dinner tonight with the group. - And I'll make sure fancy tells you where we went. - Yeah, sure. - When I know where they went, because I'll know if they spent the money with-- - A hundred percent. - Depending on-- - We'll be very fan. - Canes now. - No canes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's somewhere nice. - Yeah. - I'm Jewish, but I promise a tip well. (laughing) - That's a good one. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - You know what that is? - I don't understand it, but-- - Well, he will, it's 12%. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 15%. - 15. - Yeah, yeah. - 20. - 20. - No chance. - Yeah, no chance. - No chance. - Yeah, no chance. - Go somewhere nice, okay. - Okay, well look, we wanna thank you guys. We hope, what do we have? We have one more person. All right, you go tag in the other person. - Thank you so much. Good luck with your-- - Thank you so much. - Good luck with everything. - Yeah, thank you so much. Good pleasure being on you. - Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag in, come on in, come on sit down. - Come on in, man. - It's your time to showcase here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm really-- - You like this guy? You guys know this guy? - Of course, yeah. - A little, first time. - Yeah, yeah. - This guy, not from Connecticut. - I'm not actually, I'm from white planes in New York. - Yeah, we can tell, yeah, worker. I can see that the goatee in the earrings does not say Connecticut. - No. - You know, what are you, what's your name? - I'm Will. - Will, Will, a Quinnipiac senior? - I'm actually a 30 year, I'm a junior as well. - I'm a 30 year, okay. 30 year, and what do you want to do, Will? - So my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry. - Okay, something that's good. - Behind the camera. - You know what it'd be, you know what it'd be on front? Like, oh, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, he thinks he's George Clooney. - Yeah, I mean, you want to stay behind the camera. - Stay behind the camera, yeah. - Right, cinematographer, yeah, yeah. - You know, you kind of look like George R. Martin. You kind of have this George R. Martin. - Look at-- - Yeah, the writer of the game. - Look at this. - You kind of be like his son or something. - As a young guy. - As a young man, you kind of have his-- - As a young man. - Oh, wow, I didn't even know. - He had cool facial hair. You kind of look like a brother. - You have that, that's you. - I can see it. - Your future is bright. - That's you. - Yeah. - Really bright. - You want to be behind the camera? You want to, you want to, you want to DP? - DP, yes, I'll like, I'll work my way up. Like PA, second AC. - And then DP. - And then hopefully, that's the-- - That's the goal. - Yeah. - I think it's achievable. - I think it's like an artist. - It seems like you did. - What's your favorite band go fast? - I mean, it's not really, it's Tame and Paula. I mean, it's like one guy-- - I love Tame and Paula. I love it. - I'm a guy, I love it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's one guy though, or is it a band? - It's one guy. - It's one guy. - It's a band. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But it's one man. - It's one man. - It's one man. - When you perform live, it's a band. But I think when he's in the studio, it does myself. But I consider my favorite band. - Yeah, yeah. - Give me another band. - I mean, I love Green Day. I know you mentioned earlier, but I'm in the new I'm in the new green day movie. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yellow day. Yeah Really good the racist but yeah, I should say well, hopefully these dreams come true for you guys You excited to go to get a meal tonight. Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very much really welcome. Yeah, no, thank you. All right. I love you Good luck to you. You have any questions of wisdom that we can give you right now like let's we can any questions we can fulfill Um, I mean, I don't know, but I'm just I'm really grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys. This is a great experience That's not a question to ask the question. No, there was an honest. No, I would just say like thank you for having us. Thank you for being being here We love we love you. We love you. We love going to pee act for some reason we continue to support this university But it's done nothing for us nothing except for give us a room to podcast in that was like a funeral home Yeah, I mean, it was unbelievable that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people You know, how about you do this once you look into that camera and say thanks for being a bad friend. That's right there. Yeah Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thank you I will say I have a I have a street joke. It's not my joke But I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today it made me laugh so hard He goes, did you hear what they're I'm gonna try not to laugh good. Did you hear what you say to my face though? All right Did you hear what they're reading what they're renaming Epstein Island? Kid rock That is so good. It's unbelievable That's right there. How have we not done that that's our show joke That's an our show joke and my buddy told me that kid rock. I have a new name. I have a new joke from that joke Yeah, what is it? They're renaming Epstein Island I already know it's not gonna work But I'm gonna come at That money Worst pun Bad good bomb Oh, you have any more jokes do what yeah, give me a topic. Let me see I would sort of improvise a joke. Give me a topic What Prince Andrew oh yeah, they arrested him right yeah, finally Fuck, that's a hard one I like that village people shirt. What did the Queen say to What what did the Queen say to Prince Charles about her brother Of what his brother what I already fucked it up. Give me another shot. What it's what Let me say it again. Sure because I haven't thought about the punchline. I know I know I have to repeat it Yeah, I know. Yeah, I see how your brain. Yeah, yeah like this. Yeah, yeah Yeah