The Fears Episode

(upbeat music) What's your greatest fear? Mine's sitting right here. It's me on the mic and my friend and my girl and I gotta be right. (upbeat music) Tyria. Tyria's not what I was hoping you'd say. ♪ Don't be fearless 'cause you're a tier's miss ♪ Don't be fearless. Have no fear because this episode will take it. We'll take it all on. I think it's through this episode. (audience laughing) You know I almost stabbed my friend to death one time. No, I didn't know that. So that happened. That sounds crazy. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I was sleeping and it was like, I heard a noise and I was like, what the fuck? And I wake up, I like sneak out and I'm like walking around everywhere and I keep hearing noises and I'm like, holy fuck, I'm like, okay, I gotta go to the kitchen and get a knife. Like a half to get a knife. Oh, my knife is so personal. I was like, I have nothing else to do. What else am I gonna grab? You have no gun? No, check, I don't have a gun. I don't even know how to use a gun. I'd like shoot myself by a mistake. Did you know where the knives were? You just opened every drawer? I'm in a kitchen. What are you talking about? There was like a butcher block. No, there was like a butcher block. And I went and I grabbed it, okay? And then I walk behind a thing and I'm like sitting here and then I hear something in the kitchen and it's like, and I'm like, is that person grabbing a knife? And I'm like, holy shit and I'm like, and I like start getting like loaded to ground 'cause I'm like, if I can like stab up and I like, and I like sneak up. I like sneak around. And then as I'm sneaking around, okay? I'm sneaking this way. My friend is thinking the same thing, okay? And he had grabbed a knife and we're both turning a corner and it's just a coin flip, whether I go like right there for some reason I don't do it and we go oh, and we see each other and we did not stab each other. You think if you and Toner didn't shoot her, you would, you would just stab him? Yeah. What do you mean? If I saw a man I didn't know in my home. I just would, oh no, see I wouldn't do that. What would you do? I think I have a knife. Oh, you wouldn't, you wouldn't have a knife. He'd be like, oh, okay, cool. Or he'd be like, he'd like to, to, yeah. I wouldn't know if you say, I have a knife. A girl in my high school, which is like, we went to a very, you know, normal suburban town. She was just in her childhood room with like, very normal room with like, you know, the window unit air conditioners. Yeah. All of a sudden, she woke up in the middle of the night and a man was just crawling through her air conditioner, like the window area. Yeah. Yeah, she had to get out of bed. She had to kick the man out of the room, call 911. It was like, they never found the guy around away. It was just such a one-off crazy thing to happen in a suburban town like that. Well, that's sometimes crime happens in the least expected place. I think I would, I think I would go like this. That's true. I think I would say like, I think I'd be like, if I was face-to-face with a robber and I had nothing. And I was like, in my bed, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'll give you anything you want. Like, like, we can go to the bathroom. We can go to the bathroom. We can go to the bathroom right now. We can do whatever you want. Or I'd be like, I'd resort to, I would-- You would suck their dick. Yeah, I would 100%. Are you kidding me? What if I don't want to get their dick sucked? Well, you should have luck. Yeah, if it was an option. If they said, if the guy was like, hey, man, suck my dick and I won't kill you, I would-- I would-- Well, I don't think like any guy that breaks into your home wants you to-- I don't know if he wants you to suck. I was like, just if he said, if he was like, hey, suck my dick or I'll kill you, I'd be like-- I hate this topic. And I feel like your biggest fear is flying on airplanes. Yeah, that's definitely number one. Like, you literally have to take ships. First of all, I prefer the bus over-- I prefer the bus over-flying. Yeah, but even if I-- Even if I love-- Selena's in New York, it takes you three days to get to her. I really, really, really, really, really. [LAUGHTER] Don't like to fly. 2020 or 2021, we were on FaceTime with you. I remember this, you got off the plane. Yeah. With your little roller suitcase inside. Yeah, I got off the plane. Yeah, I was playing SNL. It was our first-- so this was like, we were the second act back. It was me and Justin Bieber. And we were playing lonely on SNL. And they had a private jet to take them back. And I was planning-- this is so out of character, like me, like, them just springing a thing on me, being like, because I was just planning on taking my normal bus back home. And they were like, we got a jet, man. Just like, get on the jet. And I was like, yeah, OK. And I was like, yeah, maybe I will. Because it was all happening so quickly. So I go to the airport. I have the bus drop me off. And I get on the plane. And everyone's like, oh, man, you did it. And everyone's on the plane. And I'm sitting there. And they're about to take off. And I'm like, nah, and just get off. Fully got off. One time, I-- can I tell you a small business plan that I never saw through that is such a good idea? Yeah, I have a great. Imagine a small business that is a company where you have to go to Thailand or wherever. You want to take a trip. They come to your house. They inject you. You wake up. You're in Thailand. Yeah. Your suitcase is unpacked. And they just-- they know how to medically induce you into-- I guess if your kid needs-- No, I mean, I guess it's not. I didn't really ever do any-- No, I wanted-- You get on the airplane and you look out the window. It's not just a screen. No, I wanted to be put on the plane. And we're all just circling around and going right back where we started. One of the last times I took a plane, somehow someone convinced me to hitch a ride from LA to Coachella. And I'm on the plane with a bunch of people. And I'm sitting next to Harry Styles, OK? That must have been crazy. Go on, I'm on the plane. I'm sitting next to Harry Styles. And he's a friend of mine, he's a really sweet guy. Is he a designer NDA? To be his friend? No, I didn't. I didn't sign an NDA to be his friend. But he's a very sweet, sweet guy. And I'm sitting next to him. We're in the air. And it starts to get a little turbulent. And the first thing he does is he looks at me. And he goes, oh, no, man. He goes, I think this is the one I think we're going down. Really? Yeah, that's the first thing he said to me. Do you have a fear of flying? No, he was joking. And I said, it was messing with me. And I go, really? And I got so scared. And it was like, we were in like, it was like, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I was like, and he was like, oh, no. It made me so scared. But he also didn't know where it made me laugh. But I was secretly petrified. And that flight's like 18 minutes long. I was petrified. Have you ever, as someone who's scared of flying, you tubeed like bad turbulence videos? Yeah. I look at it every day. I look at it two days ago. People with their iPhones are like, yeah, it's my favorite. They're like smackin' against like the ceiling and like flying down. I saw a tick talk about flying. And it was like trying to help you if you had trouble with flying. And it said like, if you just imagine a plane in Jell-O, that's like what the pressure coming up and the pressure coming down creates. So you're not really just going to like, drop out of the sky. No, I know all the thing. Yeah, but all the takes is a bird to go into the propeller. How even a bird it takes, it could really just be a number of things. Yeah. The whole thing. What about a man who's just like, you know what her? No, just the pilots. She's like, you know what? Fuck this shit. Well, you guys, you can do anything. Yeah, I don't like, what do you mean? When you're in like a car, even though it's way more dangerous than a flight, you feel like you can, you can turn. You have a second, yeah, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, no. No, I think about this all the time. Driving is one of the most social activities we could do as a species. We're all just like trusting one another on the road. There's the only thing that's between us and death is like a painted white line. I know, but if you're in a plane, you're like this. You're like, ah, like you're just, you're so loud. You're so loud. I have one recurring nightmare and it is, I'm sitting on a plane. It's like a peaceful flight. You hear the hum of the thing. Like four rows ahead of me. A man just looks at the window and goes, no, no, no. And then another plane smacks into the plane I'm on. Takes off the front half of the plane and it's like going like this. It's like on fire and it's like this. And then it's like going down and I wake up. You don't care. That's rough. Check that's crazy and you fly flying. Oh, shit, my sandwich. Oh, fuck. Check is it open? No, that's perfect. That's a little fuck. What do you mean it's perfect? Maybe. I really forgot about it. Let's see. Check it. Oh, it is perfect. It is perfect. It's crisp. So, okay. Perfect choice. It's fuck. Fuck. Do you guys know about new McAfee Spriteberry Blast? Do you? What? Now you do. That's fun. I mean, even the way this is, again, I love it. You love it. You want to talk about it. I do. I tell you, the days that we have to do the McDonald's McAfee drinks you get excited about. Guys. More than excited. that I live for it. - I gotta say something. This thing's like a reset, it's like a reward. It's like a way to get through the day. - I mean, really it's a reason to hang with friends. - It's also more than just a drink. It's special. It really is special. - Try all the new McCaffey drinks that I went out. They've done it again, they've done it again. You know what I'd like to do? - What? - I'd like to settle the sauce argument that we had with a credible source, Yahoo Scout. Do most people make their own sauce, Yahoo Scout? For sentence, most people rely on packaged products, nearly nine and 10 people use store-bought sauces or marinades. - Now Chuck, I'd like you to read the second sentence. However, homemade sauce you should stand at six and 10 people. - Thank you Yahoo Scout, majority rules. - Meaning, both methods call it a system on American households. - So I don't wanna hear it. - I don't wanna hear it. - Scout.com, you mother. - Scout.com. We trust you. - I'm sorry. (laughing) - I'm sorry about that. - Hey guys, you know, on our podcast-- - Not a bitch of vignette. - On our vignette segment. You just really feel like you're like fly on the wall in the experience of like hanging out. - You broke the concept by speaking to 'em. I'm just kidding, I swear. - All right, you got it. - I don't kinda, don't kinda. - Got it. - It's, it switches maybe, Chuck. How many of these do you think I could shove in my mouth right now? How many? - I would love to find, I mean, how many? - How many? - But you can do 15. - How many both take bets right now? - No, 30. - Wait, 30. - In your mouth at once? - Yeah, once. - You're not swallowing in your mouth. - I won't swallow. Just shove. - I think you could, I love this, and you're doing it. - Yeah. - I think that you could do-- (laughing) - I think you can put like nine in your mouth at once. - Okay, what's your name? - Do you have any idea what the answer is? - I have no idea. I've never done this before. Maybe when I was a kid, my mouth is grown. - Sure. - How many do you think I can do? - Fuck, I fucked it all up. - Or do you want to do your mouth too? And we'll see who can do the most. - I have no mouth. - Okay, let's see who can do it. - What do you think can do more? - I think she could do more. - Okay, okay, and you guess nine for me and how many for her? - Uh, like 11. - Okay, okay, okay. She goes one. - Who is it? - One, no. - How do I, who? - No. - Let me just make my swallowing out. - Two, I'm watching two. Her mouth's already full. And now we've, now three, four, five, six is the best thing I've ever come up with. Six, are you, you're just, you're just getting started. Don't make her laugh. We can't make her laugh. Like dangerous to make her laugh. You're just getting started. That can be squished like foam. Don't look at us. Seven, are you, do you want to stop? Are you choking? No, she's all right, keep going. Seven, that's it. Okay, seven. So I think I'm just gonna put seven all in at once. - What do I do with that? - Smart. No, I'm not. - I was drooling. - Okay, so she did seven. So Chuck, I'm just gonna go for a quick eight, okay? - You gotta be careful. You guys were making me laugh. - Chuck, I'm gonna go for a quick eight. You ready? - Nope. - Don't choke. - Okay, this is four. - Do you want to just flame off? - No, no, I just want to have more than her. This is four. - But you're gonna try to see how much you can fit. - Well, first I'm gonna get eight. - Yeah, but that's just the first step towards the larger part. - I don't know how much it'll fit. She has a huge mouth. Okay. - I'm saying, of course, now. - At the end of this, we will know how many you can fit in your mouth. - You've done this before I can tell. - I swear, maybe as a child. - Okay. - Well, you've done it before. So just so everybody knows, I've never done it. - I don't think I've ever done this before. Okay, here's four. - Oh, fuck. Fuck. - Fuck. - What's that? - Don't make a laugh. You're gone. They can stick out. They can just, yeah, just if you push them together, they can stick out and then drain. Okay, I'll count for you. What's that 11? 11? 12. Don't make a laugh, don't make a laugh. 12. 13. You can keep, you can do the whole ball if you focus. 13. 14. Keep going. 15. Wait, let me just, don't get distracted by what I'm doing. I just have to film what you look like. Okay, you're 15. Don't laugh, 16. Keep going. There's a whole ball. 17. At this point, you're just built in. Oh, I think he might have actually, he might be able to go forever now. Both 18. 19, it really comes down to laughing. It's not that. What number is that? 20. 20. 20. (laughing) 23. (laughing) Don't laugh, stop. Just be focused. 25. We're just getting started. 26. Oh my god, different angle. Oh my god, it's just 27. You look like Santa. Don't laugh. Oh no, that doesn't count. 28, I think. Mm-hmm. (laughing) Keep going. (laughing) 31. (laughing) 31. 32. Just keep going. Give me a 33. Maybe this could go on forever. It is the same. 34. (laughing) If it even falls, it's done. If they fall, they're done. Your structure's not that bad. 34. Can you get it? 35, I know. They're hanging on by a thread. 36. Now he's scared of grabbing. Sorry, his cocked his head back 37. I don't know, I'm not. 38. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Oh, the angle, 39, but it's dangling. Oh, smart of ya. Wow, he ate six of them right there. 40. (laughing) 41. I don't even understand. Gravity is normal. This is beyond, this is beyond normal. Oh my. (laughing) I've completely lost track. I have no idea. It's like 60. I can't believe this is happening. Oh my God. Yeah, it's done. Time. Time. What was it? I knew it was 50 or something. Oh, all right. Oh my God, my mouth feels crazy. Yeah, I mean. I'm so chapped now. Truly one of the coolest things you've ever done. That was one of my favorite things you've ever done. My, yeah, it was one of your favorite things I've ever done. Were you that kind of kid of asleep? I just. (coughing) (dramatic music) (coughing) I'm sitting down for this. Mm-mm. Don't dare. You would never your Achilles would rupture. I'm doing it right now. Don't jump from the thing. Where are you trying to jump? To that. I think that's such a bad thing. I don't know. I would not do that. I would not do that. I would not do that. Check, I think I can do it. I think it's not. Benny, it's not. Honestly, if you want to be a checker, I hope I slip and break my leg. (laughing) Why don't you just do a little jump to the floor? Do you even want me to move the phone or the sunglasses? If I just do it with a knife. You don't want to land. How could you not land? I'm gonna do one foot there. Oh my God. I can, you're gonna, you're gonna, Achilles is gonna rupture. Should I try it? I wouldn't, but you guys can do whatever you want. I just don't know that if it can take your weight. This thing? Check, first just hit down there and see if it can take my weight. Just like. You have my phone. No idea. I'm not doing my phone. You don't know? No, I don't know, like, weight. We just press hard over there. Yeah, I think I can probably take the weight. I'll take it my way. You guys, this is not like jackass. Get out. I just want to try. Check, should I try? I'm not telling you to try. I think you do whatever you want. I'm obviously, I've backed up to see what happens if you try. Do you want me to try? No. It's like there's so many sharp things. Okay, move the knife. Move the knife. Just move the knife. Move my phone. But leave the cell phone there. Okay. No, that's my phone. Okay, move the cell phone. She doesn't want it there. And move my sunglasses. You've got to leave some obstacle. Leave the joint. It's good. I'll put the tape right there. No, no, I don't like the tape. Okay. Check you. I'm scared I'm going to bang my head on this. Oh, I got it. That's a problem. That's not a good idea. Benny, don't do it. What if you do hit your head or something? No, I think I got it. That's what you're gonna do. - We're expecting to be a simple scaffold. - That was the stupidest thing I ever watched. - What is your goal with this scary music? - Ever heard of a scary story freestyle? (dramatic music) - The stories I can tell you, you wouldn't be able to sleep. I got some real scary stories. (dramatic music) You know, I have a song that I made called "Skary's Story" that sucks, don't ever listen to it. This is what it sounds like inside your brain all day. (laughing) - And it's like, it's like, do it. Do it. (laughing) - Don't do it. - Like, kill myself. - Yeah. - This is not, this is too much for me. - You want to try? You want me to? - I feel like I'm being like. - Hello, transported? - Oh wow. - Yeah, hypnotized. - You are? - I feel like you guys is, yeah. (laughing) - You are. (laughing) - Wow, he's so good. (laughing) - You're like, "Chucky." - Yeah, you are. You would be like a heart. - You're like it. You're like a heart-checking. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Wow. - Whoa. - Come. - Come. - Come here. (laughing) - We are everything in the, me. (laughing) - What? - Whoa. - I can't wait. - You want to do it? - Yeah. - You do? - Yeah. - What beat do you want to go on? - Yes. - Okay. You can. (laughing) - Verme? - Or ferment? - Forme. - She's playing the wind. (upbeat music) - Sounds like a plague-wake card. That was cool. - You do it. - It just sounds like one that beats you. (laughing) - I like this one. (upbeat music) - Oh, it's your set to have fun. - Am I even the right thing? Am I the right thing? - No. - Yeah, you are. - You're not the right thing. - Yeah. - What am I even doing? (upbeat music) ♪ Let me know why she can't walk on it down ♪ (laughing) - They're all gonna know. They're all gonna know. They're all gonna say, they're all gonna say, they're all gonna go. They're all gonna cry. They're all gonna die. They're awesome to say bye. ♪ Three days of fire, bodies decomposed ♪ ♪ Media urges, friends called home ♪ ♪ Friends knew they were gone, friends tweeted ♪ ♪ Friends cried, friends died ♪ - Oh, I was just saying. (laughing) - I don't mind. I like it better when we were like eating marshmallows. - I was having so much fun. - Checked if it was real. - Yeah? - Real? - Yeah. - You didn't like that? - I loved it, everyone had to die. - I thought that that was unbelievable. (laughing) - I thought that when I came out of here, you guys were gonna be like, that's the most. - You're just like, everyone dies. - I thought we were supposed to do scary things. The biggest fear was getting murdered. Well, how am I all talking? - Speaking of fears, you have some OCD around one of your biggest fears. - I do, and I don't love talking about it. My biggest fear is that my parents dying. That's one of my biggest fears. And I have a lot of OCD wrapped up into that. I did some rituals around it, and honestly, it's not the right way to live. And if I knew about having a company like NoCD when I was really struggling at my peak with this thing when I was a kid, I might have tapped into it. I didn't know about it, unfortunately. - You should know that. Insurance actually covers 138 million Americans and includes support between sessions. So you never have to face OCD alone. - So learn more about starting OCD therapy. - So learn more about starting OCD. Sorry, I have to read it again, because OCD tips. - I understand that. - To learn more about starting OCD therapy with NoCD, go to nocd.com/friends and book. - Free call with their team. That's nocd.com/friends. - Hey, Jack. - Yeah. - I love drinking white cloth with my pals. - What about me? - You're one of my pals. - Oh. - I think you're my best girl, pal. - You know what? - What? - On that note, I think we should have more nights to re-drink white cloth together. - I'm not drinking this on camera, but you know what I'm gonna do? - I'm staying home tomorrow, and I'm having a backyard pre-game day drink and last-minute party. - I'll see you there. - Can you stay sponsor believe? - Hard salsa with flavors. White cloth, salsa works. - Condole noise. - Can you stay spontaneous? - I can. - Look, why is falling asleep such a big thing? - Why do you stick your tongue out like you've gone? (laughing) - I do. (laughing) - What's the last way you'd wanna die? (laughing) - Like, not-- - Being murdered, like half of that-- - Yeah, no, no, the type of work. - What about skinned? - Yeah, or suffocated. - Yeah. - Like, just a fucker. - Yeah, I mean, in the movies, the water, the being trapped under, oh my god. - Trapped under ice is crazy. - Do you ever worry about being in a factory in your chains, getting stuck on the machinery? I'm choking you, dad. - Chuck, you ever worry about when you're in the factory? (laughing) Have you ever stepped foot in a factory? (laughing) I've never heard planes feel more-- - Yours are, like, lighter, Jim. (laughing) - Literally, since we started creating these vignettes. (laughing) - You were filming a podcast? - No, the podcast, what do you mean? This is just a window into people hanging out. - Chuck, is your biggest fear calling a vignette a podcast? - I don't know what my biggest fear is, probably not. I mean, look, obviously, death, not fulfilling my potential. I have the biggest fear. - I have a big fear of, I have a really big fear of children coming and a number of things happening. One, like me, not feeling like the whole thing is that life changing. That's a fear. - What's the whole thing? - Having, being a father, having kids, like being kind of unmoved by children is a fear. I don't think that's gonna happen. I think I want to be more moved than anyone, but it is a fear. - Another fear is, another fear is my body will break down before I'm able to play on the floor with the kids. And even with little kids that are family friends or whatever, when they want to play, and they ask me to play, I play for five minutes, and then I want to blow my head off. I just don't like playing. And I have a fear that I'm gonna always think my kid is annoying, 'cause they want to spend time together. And I'm optimistic that I will want to spend the time with the kid, and that pivot will be what changes my life and my perspective for the better. But my fear is that it won't, and then I'm trapped in this hellhole. - Check, did you just say your biggest fears that your kid will want to play with? (laughing) - No. I mean, one fear is that, one fear is that, I won't be moved. - You're sure? - It's so long. (laughing) - Yes, I can, you're sure it is. (laughing) (laughing) It's not that long. - Check, your legs look like a oompa loompers. - I school when your shirt was too short, they would say your shirt is so young. - Yeah. - Do you hate when your shirt is short? I've noticed that. - I love it when my shirt is short. - You always, it's a short, too short. - Oh, I hate the contemporary box, short, crop, shirt, head. - How good do you look the other day when you have it? - When he dresses and anything, I'm in the Nike Dry Sport. I think you look so good right now, even though you are wearing a shirt that goes down to your knees. (laughing) - Do you think I have a big style? - I love your style. - Check, my biggest fear is that your shirt's gonna fall down to your feet and take off your clothes. - Do you think I have good style? - You don't try. - We'll go one at a time. - Okay, you go first. - I already said it. - Okay, do I think you have good style? - Yes, I do think you have good style when you try, but for the past six years, every single day, you have worn a Nike Dry Sport shirt. One that like traps your body. - It's a stink. (laughing) - And I love the way you stink, so I don't mind it, but it is a unique choice for such a stylish man. - Those are days that I'm just with you, and I know that you're in here. - No, no, no. - Just days that you're with me. - Any like video. - No of you are like interviewing your wearing that I can't drive this forward. - Just for the last six years. (laughing) - That's wild. - Wait, did you think I would style or no? - Yeah. Are you looking at me or Benny? - Look at Benny. - Oh my God, you can't do you, Benny. Can you see, can anyone see? - I can see you, check. I'm looking at you. - Not right now, globally. - You don't have to look at me, just. - What's your instant? - I think. - Good style or no? - I think you always have poor shoe choice for your outfit. Like you always have, like, check. You always dress like, like, your shoes are like, a man who has like, plantar face to the eyedness. - They look like he doesn't care, but he cares. - I do like, you're like, las-a-fair, like. - But not. - Attitude with style. I do, I do appreciate how, like, it's-- - Not stylish, right? - Yeah, but it's like so not stylish that it's stylish. What do you think about Mochi Lee? Is she stylish? - I love her style. - Well, right now, I'm kind of on it. - I love that hoodie. - Yeah, you are very stylish. You've been 70's lately. - Yeah, yeah. I think because in-- (laughing) - It's just because in when it's in. - No, honestly, what's happened is I got overwhelmed with the thought of having to pick-- - You got a little overwhelmed with that. - God, damn. - That's what? All the times I was going to have to pick out clothes for this vignette. - Yeah, segment. - Segment? - No, I like vignette. - The podcast. - Absolutely. - So I thought, who cares? I'll just wear t-shirts. - I think he'll look great in a t-shirt, but your hoodie is so good. What about your style outside of this? - I haven't thought, I don't-- We haven't gone anywhere. - You know, he's way more flamboyant, whatever, and he said, can I dress you for one night? And he made me wear, like, these-- I looked like a coal miner. Like, the outfit was so ridiculous. - I just thought you guys have started yet? - No. - I said, I would love to wear this, 'cause like, it flabbergasted me that he even owned this outfit seriously, and I wore it, like, honestly, to make fun of him, I have never gotten more compliments on my outfit. Everyone's like, oh my God, man, you look so cool. - What was it? - It's just like a cool pair, which I got for God. I'm having probably the most fun on anything yet, most fun on anything yet we've ever done. - Why don't you do a little accent for us? Let's hear that again. - I'm so bad at accents. - Just try one. - No, we're gonna have to cut out whatever accent you do. - Just a New Zealand or something. - New Zealand. No, I don't even know why you go there. I don't even know why you left so automatically that no matter what I said. - Because you do it all the time, it always sounds like that. It's like you broke your jaw. - How about that, Southern accent? Don't interrupt me. Well, shush. - Oh. - So shush. - I'd like to tell you a story about a failure by the name of Carlos. See, Carlos was a gambling man. Well, shush. Just about everybody was back then. - That was really good. - That was awful until just about everyone was back then. - No, no, you said that Carlos really was. - I think it is just you have to work with Bradley Cooper. I think went to a dialect coach to do the, you can't even speak regular English. They're gonna have to reconfigure your jaw. - Okay, let's see you guys do an accent. - Let me say here. - Oh. - Hey, is it the good one? - Yes. - Whoa. - It was a good one, isn't it? - Yes it is. - What is that? I think it's like a little bit of a New Zealand one. Or it's like New Zealand. - Sorry. - There you go. There's John. (laughing) - The glass of shadows fall right through the home. - Don't you wanna jump off a building sometimes? - Me or you? - No, just in life, like never. - Really? Whenever I see a ledge, I just like immediately wanna run and fly off it. - When I was young, that's crazy. You should go see a doctor. You're having suicidal thoughts. - You're telling me. If you're on top of like a big tall building, you never look at it and just wanna run full speed and jump off. - No. - No, I think about how I don't wanna do that. - You're telling me, you don't like, when you're driving down the highway, you don't like. - This is a different situation. - It's a different situation. - But it's the same, but no. I don't wanna just fly off it. - No, sometimes when people cross the street, I think if I just went up a little further, I could knock him in the ankles. - When I was young, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. I was like eight and I literally had so much confidence back then and like not fear of this type of thing. That I told my parents, I said, I know that if I jumped, I would be able to survive and land it. - That's chill. - What do you think about that? - Well, is that the end of the story? - Yeah, eight years old. Kid having that level of confidence. - Oh, I'm not surprised. - Well, you just said it, you didn't jump. - It'd be so stressful if I was a parent of someone who was eight and said like, I know I can jump, I know I can do that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think more stressful. Do you think, what type of parent do you guys think you're gonna be? - Really good ones. - Great ones. What I was saying, I don't predict what happened. It's just a fear. - I would be, that would be. - Go as long as you can, don't stop. You have to go as long as you can. I guarantee you, I can go so much longer after him. Okay, all right. - Wait. - Okay, you got it. (both grunting) - You have to do it on the waistline. (both grunting) - You're so much shorter than the fuck. - Do you know how to rock? Do you not a rock screen? So when you rock screen, you have to, you have to go, you have to go. You have to go. And then you have to slowly go up. - No, I can do that. - And to a scream. Okay, Chuck, you go first. (both grunting) - Like a cow. (both grunting) - I don't wanna do it, 'cause I have a knee-try. - I don't like that. (both grunting) - What? (both grunting) - Sounds like a young one. Okay, I'll check. (both grunting) - Okay, I think. - Chuck, do you like summer camp? - Yeah, favorite part of life. - It was one of my favorite times in my entire life. And I just reconnected with a few of our friends that I hadn't connected with. Meeting up and renting a home on Airbnb and just like doing a whole color wars thing and having like the best time. - Airbnb is something that I haven't really spoken about how Airbnb connected us. Early on in our relationship. - Oh yeah, it did. - Yeah, if you hadn't booked that home on Airbnb's platform that day, you wouldn't have given me that ride home. We wouldn't have connected maybe at the length. I think we would have connected anyways, but-- - No, there's a gift. It was a gift Airbnb connected us because I got to give you the ride home and I got to spend extra time with you and I got to know you. - We respect you. - We love you Airbnb. - We love you Airbnb and we love you. You know, we're not the only multimedia experience. - Oh yeah. - We are kind of, but-- - No. - Canva. - Yeah. - Yeah, they can do a lot of things. It's a diverse program. - It is a diverse program. - Yeah, I said it weird. - You did say it weird, but that's okay. If you were using Canva, you could probably just say it however you want to say it and it would get it. - 'Cause it's word, you prompt it with the word. - Yeah. It can kind of understand whatever prompt you give it. - I think it does a lot of different things. I think if you're like, "Hey, how many of you make this video?" It can do it. You make this poster for me. I mean, that's just-- - That is cool that you can like use. There's so many more like creative platforms to use. - Just the C-A-N. I can't believe it. (laughs) Canva. Canva makes design easy for anyone. With built-in AI that lets you remove, generate and animate content and just a click. Start designing today at Canva.com. - But-- - What's your fear? - Sex becoming complicated. - And what would become complicated? - If for example, one day you said to me like, "You know, I'd really like it if you started talking dirty "to me the whole time we have sex." - Yeah, you don't like that. - I would be, and you meant it. I would be just rocked. And I would not know how to move forward. I'd have to immediately probably go to therapy. To have any understanding of how to approach this. 'Cause when you say that, I can't necessarily like me saying back, like that makes me uncomfortable. It's such a turn off when there's just saying to turn me on requires this aggressiveness. - Yeah. - Yeah, I thought you were saying you get in your head about it. - Like what if she was just like the only way I'm gonna be happy as if we like had sex like twice a day? - Well, that's different. That's different than talking dirty. - So that one, you're not afraid of that. - So it's just talking dirty? - It's not just talking dirty. It's just becoming sexually unaligned. - Oh yeah, that's a good, that's a good thing. - We're so sexually aligned in every way. Like literally I'm not exaggerating every single time that we have sex. It feels like the other night, the last time we had sex, I said I felt like that was the best time we ever had sex. And so I only recently, did I personally just have the best sex of my life. - Do you think about that? - Yeah. - Do you feel the same way? - Yeah. - He did. - 100%. - That, that's cool. - Yeah, it's pretty chill, but I don't-- - It's so nice. - That's cool. You know, you should just like, one day just like, fuck with them, just throw some-- - No. - Just like, actually like-- - I just see you as first woman. What is it, Eve, but not even. - Not even? - Not even. - Oh wow, you just bring out an animal on me. (laughs) - Cool. - And I look-- (laughs) - You don't want to last. Tell us about you and Selena's sex life. - I'm not allowed to talk about that publicly. - Oh wow, she made your sign one. - No, I'm just like a gentleman. Kind of just like a thing I do. I'm like a gentleman, I sign, I don't know. Don't worry, open up your explore page, real quick. (laughs) - Guys, this is how you know it's real. And we're really just living inside of it yet. Reggie Nias, our dog of two years. - I can't believe he's making his debut. - You just arrived. - Are you excited? - Oh my God, hi. How was he? - He was so good. He got you a good boy. - Cool, exactly. Thank you so much. I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you. - Yeah, big boy. - Hey Reggie. Reggie, where's Reggie? - Reggie, why don't you move in here, dog? (gasps) - Yeah! (bell rings) - Oh yes! - Hey Reggie. - Wow. (laughs) - I mean, there's a lot going on here. He's like, his smart dog, his figure. - Bigger nothing going on. - What's he doing, sip and water? - Yeah, his food's over there. Why don't you shut that door so we can't get back outside? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, good call. - Well, anyway, my favorite day. One of Dave's biggest fears is Reggie dying in front of him. Reggie, why don't you come over here and speak on that. - Oh wow, the bone dog, Reggie. - Oh hey, Neus. - Check, can you believe Reggie? - You live over there. (laughs) - Sure, I'm hanging. I'm having gas issues. I'm like. - Do you think it was a marshmallow? - I've been holding it, man. - Do you think it wasn't who started A7 marshmallow? - No, I just don't want to fart all over the camera. (laughs) I don't want to fart like so much. - So much? - You're worried? - I farted so many times. I farted on camera earlier. - So you're just gonna hold them in? - Yeah, I don't believe that. You strike me as the kind of guy if there is a good fart to have, you would attempt it. - I don't want it. - Can I tell you my theory? - What? - You're scared you're gonna show your pants 'cause you've had shit in your ass all day. (laughs) - Am I right? - Do you just be silent for a little? - Yeah. - Okay. - I guess Reggie is like the lack of attention he's paid us. - Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Reggie. - I mean, people probably like a little silent. - Okay, okay, let's try to be silent. - It's not good. (laughs) - Ah. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)