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THE EXTREME SPELLING CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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THE EXTREME SPELLING CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

The episode blends financial advice with humorous, personal anecdotes. The host promotes Chime as a modern, transparent banking solution that eliminates fees and builds credit, appealing to those disillusioned with traditional banks. This is framed as a personal financial decision that empowers people to manage their money more freely. The narrative then shifts to a vivid, chaotic weekend story involving a poorly executed five-star hotel stay where a man publicly defecates in a bathroom with the door open—causing serious emotional distress. This leads to a deeper critique of poor hygiene and social norms. The hosts also share a story about a friend who leaves the bed unshowered and unbrushed, highlighting unhealthily lax personal routines. A major emotional moment arises when the host shares personal life details with a stranger, which the friend finds inappropriate and hurtful, prompting a discussion about privacy, trust, and the boundaries of friendship. The episode also includes a satirical take on health myths, such as brushing teeth being harmful, and a humorous debunking of a viral “cure” involving boiling water and raw garlic. The discussion of science, like how water stays in place at the ocean’s edge, is framed as a fun, thought-provoking exchange. The tone remains light and self-deprecating, blending personal stories with social commentary on hygiene, trust, and modern life.

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But if you want something every weekend, guess we can find that on our new channel, YSK dot on plan. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wow. This Saturday, we posted a once in the box video. But guess who already saw that the best place on the world, the guala club, the patreon patreon.com size. You should know podcast. They saw that a while ago and if you want everything one week early or even earlier, completely add free and uncensored is available on patreon patreon.com size. You should know podcast also on patreon every week. You get a patreon exclusive episode. It's another hour with all the boys to see on the fourth camera. Say I love you. I love you. Not on beat. They're all white. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. Yes. Yes. We are coos came back in the studio. Buyaka, Buyaka, Buyaka, Rey Mysterio. How bad do you think you'd fail if you did a six one nine? I've tried it. I tried a six one nine. Where? Jungle gym or the play scape is what I call it. You tried. Was there an opponent? Did you try it on somebody? Did you try just a naked by yourself six one nine? I think it was by myself. I think I did it at error six six one nine and I didn't realize how physics worked at the time and so if you swing through and there's not something to stop you like a human force or skull. It was going to spin around. I almost dislocated my elbow on the monkey bars. Oh my god. It goes on the what bars? Because you almost did what you huh? Can't I do that feel I feel strange normally I ask how your week was but we were together we've worked we've been a whole boys weekend boys boys. Why was that so bad boys boys boys boys. Trying to whip it back up to the wrist you said get back up. We had a boys weekend we had a boys weekend maybe maybe we didn't kiss that's not for you to know dude while I know I was trying to keep silly. Here we go. Bow right into the camera. Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow that's that booty meat. But honestly that that hotel we said at the worst hotel ever. Oh no the worst. Okay so me and Cam went to Atlanta this last weekend for a secret project you'll see soon why. I'm so ATL. I'm trying to get that better than I eat it. And if you want this guy you gotta spin it. Somehow give me that cat I'm trying to eat it. You got a purple tongue you got your raft tongue. Now I felt like someone put a cigarette on the back on my throat. I woke up this morning and my throat literally felt like someone went I went oh good morning someone yeah. That might be anaphylactic shock really not sure what that means I've heard it on a TikTok. And he didn't say it right. He said anaphylactic shock. How do you say anaphylactic shock. No no no. Anaphylactic shock. There's no or I don't think I think it's anaphylactic. Pierce goes there's always a horrible. There's always a capital right there at the end. It's really punctuation. Did it's really bad about the Pierce Shooks. My mom came over to my house my new house my new house. My new really new house. Say it really new really big house really new really big really nice really nice house. She came over she was just talk she's on the patreon. She was talking about the patreon and she like all that and she was like all this episode was funny this whatever it was funny too much information on this. She goes now I really liked Pierce. Is he really racist? And I said I said I hope not mom mom. The kid is who he is. We can't we he shows up and says what he says we got to take it in face value. She goes yeah let's keep him away right. Yeah no she was like she was like I really hope not because it could get real bad for her. She's like he better not bring his back to us. And I was like I was like no it's just a joke but we're going to continue to put that on his jacket. Oh yeah we have to. Yeah I mean Pierce has gained a whole fan base of pure. Yeah we got your back Pierce till death do us part boy. There's like yeah you're not so we went to Atlanta this weekend somewhere Pierce would hate. Hate I mean you hated Atlanta but I love Atlanta right. So me and cam stayed at a five star hotel. Now this is the first time I've ever been in a five star hotel. The only way I could afford it was we had travel points. We had points. We picked some we were loyal. So I was really excited. I was like this is the rich Carlton. Like I've heard about this. I like the weekends talked about it so I know this is a very special hotel and I cannot wait to experience what a five star hotel is like. I think we're still waiting. The worst hotel I think I've ever stayed at. Absolutely terrible. I'm convinced that like we relied to. Yeah I'm genuinely convinced that that's not the place we thought we were going to. No it was literally a bando with a with a Louis v belt on it and some buckle on it. It just megos constantly on the speakers. Yeah. Where are we? But little about my my disdain about this hotel is actually about the hotel. Something happened to me at my first five heart. Yeah. Watching it. That's that laugh when you're trying to still be a part of the group but you're just pissed. Something something awful happened to me at my first five star hotel experience. Where did it was? I know you weren't there. So I went to the lab held this happened. Okay so you're upstairs probably talking to your son or doing whatever loses. Yeah. Talk to you doesn't know what's going on. Talk to me. I'm like you know you're there. He doesn't even know you really. So here we go. So you're upstairs being a dad. I was like you give me out of here. So I went downstairs because there's a full bar and I'm an alcoholic. So there's a full bar and restaurant right? And I was like this is sick. I'm going down to the hotel lobby of this five star hotel. I'm intrigued. You never told me what you're about to say but I had to use the bathroom right? Okay. I'm not going all the way upstairs to use the bathroom. Which is surprising. There's a public bathroom right here. I only have to do number one. So I can do it right? Okay you're good then you're good then. Now I only had to do number one but somebody else in that restaurant dude know what's happened. No watch it happen. It's going to die today. Somebody else in that dude know it's not I can't that certain boy is going to cut out all right. I think the espresso shot TV like an hour later. That's great. Oh we're here. No it's bad. We're in the thick of it. But somebody else in that what's called no I'm not even joking. No I'm not joking. I don't want you to say restaurant. It's restroom. Yeah watch it happen. But somebody else in that five star hotel restroom didn't have to take another but somebody else in that five star hotel restroom didn't have to do a number one. They were going number two. Now I think it's this person's first time using a bathroom. You expect a certain type of decorum in a five star rich Carlton in a downtown area. - Full bar marble countertops right outside. - Five star cuisine, almost Michelin-esque, right? So I'm like, okay, this is gonna be the best bathroom experience I've ever had, probably intended in there with some cologne or men's. Right? I walk in to this bathroom, right? Now, both the urinals were taken. So I was like, I got a pp in a stall. That's against man code, but I got to do it. - I love pp in a stall. - So the first stall I see, the door's wide open. I'm going into that stall. - Yes sir. So I'm walking to the stall. I turn the face to stall. Stall was occupied. Sweated God. There's a man taking number two, not sitting on the toilet. He's hovering it. He's hovering the toilet. - You are f***ing lying. - Full bit like this. Look at that man. And when I say, he did just swing it. He's just here with it. He just didn't die. And when I say, he's looking at me like this. I go, I go, oh, he literally, now imagine, imagine the stress in my body. What I'm just seeing this. Oh, I'm like, holy f***. He goes, oh, I want to win. No, a spark top. No, no, no, he crab walks to me. I mean, that b**** fresh. I mean, he's, he's dropping it. The door's open. Door's wide open. That's a misdemeanor. - Oh, you need to sort of, jail. He can't go in your schools. - Oh, oh. - He crab walks to the stall door. Shuts it, 'cause, oh. (laughs) Oh, all I hear is artillery in that toilet. (gunshot) (gunshot) Oh. (laughs) He's like, come hit him. (laughs) - He just speeled. - Yeah, what'd you regard to? He said, oh, no, I just speeled. (clapping) - No, dude. - Sort of got, no, no. That is the top five worst things you can do as a human being. (laughs) Like, I don't care what time of the day you thought it was. I don't care how empty you thought that bathroom was. - Oh. - You close that f*** door every time. - Oh, you, a hundred out of a hundred times. You close the door. - Yeah. - That is, in the fact, he was in movement toward you. - That's enough for me to catch a case. I swear to God, that is enough. If you, if another man's butt naked, I can smell your fecal matter. - Right. - I can see your genitalia. - Yeah. - And you're starting to, line men walk towards me, like you're in passblog, and you're coming towards me. I'm, yeah, I have to. I'm sorry. - Dude, it was, honestly, like, it's one of those things. Like, I've seen wild things happen. I've seen car crashes in person. I've seen people break their arm in person. - Oh. - There was a certain level of trauma that was instilled onto my heart. From watching a grown man publicly poop in front of me, direct eye contact then charge me. - Like, there's, dude, the crazy, the craziest part about this, is I'm weird with stories, and like, analytical. And I do not know which is more of a dramatic thing. The fact that a grown man decided it was okay to take us with the door wide open, or the fact that I've started moving towards you. - You know what I'm saying? - I can't pick. And if I just see the guy like this. - Hovering by me. - Oh, yeah. He's not even sitting on the side. - No, he's not sitting on the side. Oh, he goes, oh, I don't know which is worse. - Dude, really don't. It's like one of those things you're stuck in and the track's like, you can prepare for certain things in life. Home robberies, lock your door. - Oh yeah. - Right? - Yeah. - Car crash, where is seatbelt? Be vigilant. - Put the phone down. - Exactly, there's nothing on this planet that I can prepare you for that. - That's like going to sleep and then you wake up and you're on train tracks. - And you're just standing there. - And you're looking at a locomotive. - You're like, there's nothing that can prepare you for that. - Dude, that is utter, that guy, okay. Now this is a very important question. - Yeah. - Very important. Do you think he was a member? He was staying there that night at the hotel. - Okay, that's one of the things I went through my mind. I was like, maybe it was a homeless man that's not gonna use the bathroom. - But at the same time, he had slacks on. - Oh, dude, he needs-- - Well, he didn't have him on there, they were, but I heard the belt coming at me whenever it was like, you know whenever the belt's dragging on the floor. - He needs that guy. - Homeless people don't wear belts. - They don't have belts. - They don't wear belts or slacks. - No, no, no. - He needs to be indicted. - Yeah. - That guy needs to lose his assets. Like that is enough for generational, like suffering. Like they need his lineage, needs to learn a lesson. - You need to freeze all of his accounts. - Freeze all your accounts. - He needs to go bankrupt. - He needs to have a lifetime warrant. Like any time you get pulled over, you're going to jail. Like if you do one in fraction, you're going to prison. - If you are drunk, walking on the sidewalk, jail. - Yeah. - Two years, middle. - I cannot understand the rationale behind that. - Like what in the day? Like I've had to-- - Bad publicly. - There's nothing you never have to-- - Enough to recalculate the door. You've never-- - It's never sparked. It's in there. - Yeah. - It's ready. You always have at least a millisecond to go-- - Oh, dude. - There's no way. No, you need to go to hell. - I know the hair coarseness. I know everything of his body, man. That guy's going to live with me for a while. - Oh my god. - But I think, honestly, that is probably the craziest thing that happened to me this weekend. And then I saw this weekend. - Oh, you were missing a very, very important and incredibly crazy thing. - What? - This meant, Peyton has absolutely no self-respector hygiene. You, I witnessed the craziest thing in the world this weekend. We go out, have a great night. We stay up, we go to sleep. We wake up in the morning. We have to be out at, like, let's say, 9.30 sharp. It's nine o'clock. We're just sitting in the bed and I'm like, "I'm following his lead." If he's not tweaking, I'm not tweaking. It gets to 9.20. Peyton goes, "Man, we got a couple minutes." I'm like, "Dar, when are we leaving?" Peyton got out of the bed. Put the same jeans on the night before. - Straight out of bed to dinner. - Straight in boxer, scratching his light skin. Straight in them. Same socks, same jeans, same t-shirt. Put his shoes on like this. - By the way, I haven't sat up from the bed. - He didn't leave the bed. - That's the guy in the clothes right there at the side. He did not leave the bed. He's in, he's fully clothed. And I'd venture to say you weren't even under the covers. You weren't out from cover. I'd have a little bit off. - He had denim on and covers as well as it was cold. - And then he stands up and goes, "All right, bro, cars are gonna be here in two minutes." And I went, I went, "Whoa, whoa, what the f--- is that?" You didn't, you didn't piss. You didn't, you didn't put the order on. You didn't brush your teeth. You didn't look at yourself in the mirror. You didn't wash your face. You didn't put cologne on. Why'd you bring your toiletries? Why'd you bring your toilets your bed? - You had no intention of using it. You did not step foot in the bathroom before leaving. - I was fully dressed. Cam was still stepping out of the bed and I was like, "Camp, come on, we have to leave." - He said, "Cars here in 60 seconds." I said, "No, the f--- are not leaving." Cam's like, "You haven't even seen the inside of our bathroom, did you?" - You have not stepped in the bathroom before leaving. And you are, and this is to go work. This isn't to go grab a coffee and come back. We're going to literally work. No, we're going to go film something and come to find out who it's filmed in front of a live studio audience. - Yeah, there's 30 people there. He's smell like baloney and sin. Not brush teeth, no mouthwash, no cologne. Didn't, didn't comb his beard. - No. - Didn't wash his hair, didn't wash his face. Same exact clothes. We sweat at the night before. We ate food at the night before. There's liquor on his breath. There's hookah smoking his clothes. And I was, I was literally mind blown. I said, "You are actually a terrifying man." - Okay, that is the tendencies of a man that should not be trusted. I'm gonna say, I trust you with my life, but if someone else sees that, they don't trust you. This is the only thing you got to see behind the curtain. Not everybody gets to see behind the curtain. If you saw me right after that, like the people we saw when we went to go film, you would never know. I represent well. - You can present well, but there's only so many odors that can be hidden, dude. I've seen behind the curtain before. You have, it's never been this low. It's never been this low. You used to go at least. You'd live yourself in the mirror. Probably be like, "Oh, man." And then you'd go, you'd go water water, you'd grab a clone, spray the (beep) and then you never were a big fan of brushing teeth. Now that's fine. - I don't brush my teeth in the morning. - And that is the sickest mind blowing state. - It's not, okay, 'cause I saw a thing on TikTok. It was from a doctor. He said that your mouth produces natural bacteria is in the morning. - Okay. - And if you brush those out, then you're just ruining what your natural body did over the night. - Okay, so now if I saw a video about my lungs and the lung video came from a dentist, would you take it for just face value? - I don't understand the concept. - You're taking oral advice from a doctor. - Dinosaur doctors. - Call him a dentist, was he a dentist or a doctor? - He's a doctor dentist. They're the same thing. Dinosaur doctors, you're trying to disrespect the dentist and doctors. - You're disrespecting them by saying they're the same. They're vastly different. - If I wait, doctors aren't, and dentists are different. - They are different. - So you don't call a pediatrician a doctor? - That pediatrician is a doctor for babies. - You don't call a veterinarian a doctor? - It's a doctor for animals. - So, okay, a dentist is a doctor for teeth. Hit it. - No. - Go pay the, go pay the, go pay the, go pay the, go pay the. - But there is distinct, there's career path. - There's branches, but you're acting like I'm crazy for saying what I said. - No, I'm not saying, I'd say it the right way. - Is that it? - If you went to get a, if you went to get a root canal and they're like, man, you really need a jog more. Your zone two cardio's not looking the best. You should really get on that tready a little bit. - I don't understand what you're saying. How's that the same? - No, give me that comparison 'cause I don't, it doesn't make sense to me. - You said, you saw a video about bacteria of the mouth. Yes, from an empty a doctor. Yes, and I simply asked you was he a dentist or is he a doc? And that's not what you asked. It's not what you asked you said what's it a dentist or a doctor you said You said you So it's okay if I call him a doctor you want me to call him and you want me to call him a dentist call a doctor sure Call me human being just to say you saw video of a human because then that would be I could say a homo sapien And that would be the same thing. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. I can see a terrestrial being this is you Serpent of the tug. Yeah, I'm in fact, you're a doctor. You know, I'm not you know, I'm not a doctor She doesn't think I'm not a doctor. I have a doctorate of verbal linguistic manipulation from the University of Harvard I'm sorry that I can articulate my thoughts and emotions better than you therapy might be a help for you Oh, no, no, no, no, no, therapy's great. You are just a Condah you are a snake. I have one. I'm not one I go then I got a I'm right here. Yeah Sometimes when I poop like I sometimes I go to poop in my house and I poop make it right and then I go and Stand up and I walk out to the to the rest of the bathroom and then Sarah comes in she's like, why is there a trail of water? Get it because my In the water and it drips as I'm going so I leave a trail water cuz I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Incinuating my penis is larger than average. Yes, right? And you want to know the crazy part? Yeah, I give you so much respect in my brain. Yeah, that when I first heard the story I thought you were insinuating that your penis is so large you are dragging it across the floor once you stood up Oh, no, if I already do a little squat, I could get there that really that you need to be checked. Yeah, possible tumor Timmers of fine words real thing. All right, just as real as a doctor Anyway, speaking of health and hygiene and everything right. I was on TikTok and I saw a video from a dentist that it happens to be a doctor As well like all of them are oh my god. It is not okay for you to brush your teeth in the morning First thing off the wake up. It is unhealthy for you to brush your teeth fresh off wake up I do not I don't believe that in the and I've seen you sleep talk like let's just call us pay to spend I've seen you sleep Some people sleep. They're like snow white. You know very proper crossed You're like this And you go that that that lip just I mean it just pops out you can start just oh god no you have you have big nice lips And you'll sit there you'll be going to sleep and you just go It's like it's like That's how I know that's how I know you've hit at least rim to why are you watching me? Oh, because sometimes you thought dude you fall asleep. Yeah for like it you're Pretty close and architect you'll follow sure in the middle of conversations and then you'll be up for the next two hours straight Like if I if I'm tired enough to where I'm in and out. It's like I need to call it Yeah, you'll be like yeah, no, but then I mean honestly if we had like one extra camera And then you go you'll be like I thought of an idea hold on where's my laptop and then it's three hours later You're like like yeah, dude. I didn't get the best as rest like I'm kind of tired pretty tired No, you sleep with your mouth wide open. Yes, I don't believe that for a summer mouth, but they're always having okay Okay, okay, this is the bacteria might be good. I'm not debating that when you wake up say you and Sarah wake up Yes, the moments great y'all go for a couple smoochies now that does not insinuate smoochies That's not what I mean y'all go for a couple smoochies Yes or no are you smelling wood chip no are smelling environments like biohazard in our bad exactly so the bike the bacteria might That's called self-control. That means just don't smooch in the morning dude. We're not in the caves anymore You can brush your teeth you brush your teeth before breakfast Didn't now that's a different story so what's the order of operations you can now that now the proper thing is wake up Go to the sink your smells like grease and hell. What am I doing in the sink? What are you doing the sink? Where do you brush your teeth? I'm the Hose you do brush your teeth before breakfast. I think proper is I think you're supposed to do before breakfast I personally I wake up eat breakfast first so I can get all that syrup and no like manufactured flavor So you're on the team then I no no, but you went the whole day we shot something in front of 30 souls Yeah, we then ate food then went to an airport then you went home and then you kissed Sarah all without a single bristle Heating your plan. Have you ever walked past me on a midday and be like this breathe hot that is at a point I don't know what you do, but you're it's like you don't really have stinky breath. Yeah, it's not It might be you might be like oh he has all day on them But it's not stinky breath me the ideology is enough if I know live hasn't brushed your teeth I'm giving you pecs. You're not getting you're not getting telling you're not getting into the seat It's the same thing with like any and this is the second episode in a row where I've given health tips But it's it's the same thing whenever like you always take immunity shots Or if you always take antibiotics if you're always taking antibiotics your your bio Start to depend on them or like like so it's not good if you're always brushing your teeth Your teeth and your mouth bacteria will always depend on that So then you'll smell like literally Hurricane Katrina is coming out of your mouth if you're not brushing your teeth I'm telling you you're not supposed to do that. You got to let your natural toxins and odors take over toxins and You want me to let toxins and odors take over my mouth do you put on the odor and before bed? Yes, you put on the odorant before bed. I put on the odor anytime I get out of the shower Okay, so say it's a nighttime shower right the odor going no way You know that's awful for you, right? I've heard that yeah, but it's the same thing is brushing your teeth in the morning You're not supposed to do it dude. That's not that is not the same because because you're clogging your pores You're clogging your mouth pores. I can are you getting really salivated right now? It's like you were holding like a gulp in there. You're like you're No, that's the deodorant I can understand that but brush them teeth in my no hell. No, I'm telling it's the same thing You're not supposed to you're not supposed to wear the odorant before bed and you're not supposed to brush your teeth in the morning Any doctors or dentists that's put it in the comments. No, no I don't like and you you you did something this weekend that it really hurt my feelings Well, this will be the last thing on our weekend recap. What the hell did I do that hurt your feelings? We went shopping together, right? And it was the first time in years. I've seen you actually purchased clothes can't tell by your outfit today I mean you dress like a cartoon. I mean, he's absolutely insane. It's like it's like somebody clicks on you should know I can guess what cam's wearing. That's fair I want everybody to start doing that on Mondays whenever before you click on the episode hit pause before the intro finishes and guest cams wearing this 99% success rate in the comments. Oh, if they put black shirt You know we can go we can narrow it down to exact t-shirts. Yeah, I've honest to God the first person that guesses it right I might I might like send you something. I might send you that shirt. Yeah, please But you did something that really hurt my feelings this weekend. Like not even podcast like genuine as a friend. Oh my god Letter it what I do. So me and cam went shopping this weekend, right? Yes We cam was checking out after he's buying clothes right and the guy that was checking him out is a complete stranger to you Yes, yes, the worker was a complete stranger to you. Yeah, never like a six-year-old man. Yeah, he's cool though I was standing off to the side over hearing their conversation, right? That's not because I'm nosy and you're talking to my I'm wanting to know what's going on. You're like this. You're like this Yeah, so I'm sitting there listening to Kim Yap to this six-year-old man. Yeah They're talking about where each other are from cam says. Oh, I'm from Dallas, right? Yeah, then this guy says he's from another place I'm like, okay, that's a casual conversation Once came here's where this guy is from he goes. Oh, I don't know. Should I put that out there what you said? That's fine. Okay, Kim says oh, I've been out there. My sister's ex-husband used to live out there when my heart Hit my at that point You told that man something I never knew about you the fact that you share Personal info like that to a Stranger and I've known you for a decade and never knew your sister has been married Before or you've been to that state. She didn't know my sister's been married. No, I just found out you had a brother two months ago No, you know, I found out you had a brother at your wedding. He walked in. I was not sure like it's my brother I go what the fuck that's not true. You met my brother at the wedding. You did not find out about him at the wedding Let's take it off the exact thing. Why do you feel like you? That was a summoning. Why do you feel like you shouldn't have shared that with me in the ten years? We've known each other but you shared that with a random guy at a store. Okay, first one I definitely have shared that in second. Why the fuck do you think it matters and you're entitled to it? You know, I don't know what Preston did in ninth grade I don't know what Preston did in his seventh grade summer. Yes, you do. I know his his favorite hobby from childhood I'm not like why don't you tell me Preston used to wear healies and so pros the What is it matter? That's not the same matter. I know about you. I know about your brother. You know about me You know about my sister. You know you know my sister used to blow fire from her mouth. You don't need to know that wait Yes, your sister smoked What oh my oh my sister smoke like a chimney. That's their past life. I'm talking about she used to be like a She's like one of those dancers at a coyote ugly. What's a coyote ugly? She'd be on stage and some skimpy clothes with liquor in her mouth and shooting fire Something sister was in the circus you're telling her sister was in the circus Nobody says circus done - That's the- - Oh my God, that was a thing. - No! - She wasn't on a wheel-ficking penis to an elephant. She was probably like a braw, shooting fire to 40-year-old guys get tips. - Your sister was a stripper? - I don't know if it was full-blown stripper, but it was like, something down that one. It was like a- - You don't blow fire. Did she swallow swords? - I don't, I think she did before, actually. - No, she said- - No, she said- - Circus egg. - No, another foot- - No, no, no, no, you get, you just have to give me fun facts. Your sister was on the circus. I'm hearing it about that 10 years in our relationship. My sister also worked for the Tiger King, and that- - Are you getting me? - Yeah, she was actually there. Like she actually, like, knew everyone that was in that talk, and she- - She knows Carol Pascus. She knows she- - She knows she- (laughing) - She worked their talk. - Your sister lived in Oklahoma? - She went to like a little nomadic phase. - I think your sister is like a refugee. (laughing) Like she's a- - I think I'm sorry. - Dude, you said she worked at the circus. - Well, you can't say she threw peanuts at people. - Oh, and you said she blew fire. Was that coyote ugly? I think they have 'em. - I'm saying that, like, that's a regular place. - I think there's a movie about it, though, too. - Like a circus. - Your sister's a movie about her? - Not about her, but like this, the job. - And she's a Netflix documentary in Tiger King. - I don't know. - I don't matter if it's a fact, where the fuck are dividends? - Where's her residuals? - You're like, actually, she also was a head writer on Dragon John. - She's like, you can't just say things like that. - But that's the thing, like, okay. Now the Tiger King, I'm probably gonna disclose that 'cause that's sick. - And the fact that she was in a circus. - She was? - That's it in a circus, dog. She was like a bartender slash waitress and maybe didn't have the most clothing on. So, I don't know. - No, no, I've met a lot of those women. None of them breathed fire. She was a dragon. She breathed. Breathed? - Breathe. - That can't be right. - She passed into breathing as breathed. - Breathe. - No, it's not. She broathed. (laughs) She broathed fire. No, but back to it. That's, that's not something that I wake up on a Tuesday hanging out with my boy and go, dude, by the way, 17 years ago, my sister used to shoot Patrone and make fire. Anyway, what do you want from Chipotle? That's not how life works, okay? But you think it, we've been around each other so much. Like we lived together, okay? - Yes. - We lived down the street from each other. We've been, we've been best friends. Not even just close friends, best friends for 10 years. - Yes. - I should not learn anything new about you. I shouldn't. - I shouldn't know. - That's everything. - That's not true. - How? You know everything about me. What's one thing you don't know about me? About my family. What's one thing you don't know? - I'm not sure I know Preston's middle name. If I see you, dude, give me a William. - Oh, I didn't know that, William. - Yeah, you didn't know that. You know about my turtles. You know about a hot dog that was behind my dumpster when I lived in an apartment and it left the day we moved out. I told you all this. You heard about a severed head goat that lived above me. It was dripping blood on my balcony. That's, I mean, that's a fair. - You know about Cooper. You know Cooper's first real name. - What's his name, really? - Wasn't it Tyler? No, no, no, no, it was Tunkskin. No, it certainly, Preston, no, Phillip. - Phillip, Phillip, Patrick. - Yeah, Patrick. - There we go, there we go. - I mean, I sure know that one. No, but I mean, I hear you, but I think maybe you're just more, maybe you're just more like letting stuff loose. Maybe I'm a little reclusive with that. I don't know. Finding out that you've been dating somebody but in their past life, like, ooh, they were like really, like you, they had a really big history that they hid from you. That's what I feel like in our relationship. - Why don't you mean for that, Boo Boo? I don't mean for that. - Well, I don't care what you mean. It hurts my feelings. 'Cause I shouldn't, like in no relationship after 10 years, should you be learning about that person's life before you? You should know everything, especially the volume of our relationship. - See, I know, I hear what you're saying, but at the same time, I also, now I do, I am gonna say this. I'm not deflecting, 'cause that'd be a wicked man, wicked thing to do. - Yeah. - You do have a bad memory problem. You've got a bad memory on you. - Can't, oh, no, no, no, I do, I do have a bad memory. I do it with my God. - What the hell, what the fuck? - I'm so straight. - I know, I honestly do have a bad memory. - It's not the worst, but like, something slipped to the cracks. It's typically things you don't give a fuck about. - But you, no, but you know you've never told me that. You've never told me your sister worked at the circus and she's doing a new carol basket. - Knowing carol baskets and blowing fire, yes. - Does she know what happened to Carol's husband? - No, she knows the guy that, that, really? - She literally said like, she had conversations, like they used to take lunch breaks together. That guy. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - You can't say, like, we watched that show together. - No, the thing you said. - That next to me, I never watched that show. - You didn't tell me, no, I, you never bought it. - You, I, you, I, you, I didn't know it in the time. - You, I, you, I knew it afterwards on the back in, you. - No, you, you, you. (laughing) - It's no good, that's crazy. - There's things, I think she shot a snake with a shotgun in my grandma's house. - It's not things we don't need to know. - Like, I don't care about that kind of shit. But it's like, big, big life moments like that. Like, that's, that's crazy. Your sister was in two documentaries and she was a circus ass. (laughing) Like, that's, and now she's a head chef. Like, what did she do in? - You know, she ran like a soup kitchen in Germany too, right? Like, now that's, now. - No, no, no. - You, you're, you're trolling. - No, I swear to God. No, but that's like the thing. Her sister lived in Germany? - Two years, yeah. - Why? - The same ex-husband who's in the Air Force got, they got based in Germany. She was over there. And then when she came back, I was at McDonald's with the boys, she came back. My mom said, hey, come back to the house. Your sister's on my fell down to my knees and the McDonald's started crying. - You thought she was at war too? - No, no, no, I didn't think she was at war. Like, she made it back. I'm like, my God, she was on the front line blowing. Fire! I got a tiger. I go, unleash the head. - She's like, she's like, she's like a fucking game with her own. And then she goes, Carol, get 'em! - That's crazy. That's funny. - No, that's funny. - Okay, no. Now, on this just learning about train? - Mm-hmm. - Okay, so not my actual sister, little sister, right? - I'm gonna say you have a step sister? - No, Zoe, so the little sister of my wife, right? So I'll just make sure it's not the same one. Not the circus act, fire, breathe, and tiger, king, so she's Germany living, right? So my sister-in-law, talking to her, 'cause it's about to be spring break, so the children were just talking on the phone. And she, I go, like, what are you excited for, spring break? She was not really, I'd rather be in school. - That's strange in itself, right? - Oh, she's a loser. - Yeah, no, she's just strange in herself. So then I go, no, no, no, Zee, that's like saying you'd rather be in school through like, spring breaks a small summer. Would you rather be in school, would you rather be in summer? This girl looks at me and claims she'd rather be in school. If school didn't have academic stress, is what she said. If school did not have academic stress, she'd rather be in school in summer. - Yeah, that makes sense. That caveat is what makes it make sense. - You are, you are a, that caveat is what made that make sense. - That caveat, whatever this is, you're like flipping a f***er, that caveat doesn't, nothing for me. That caveat's a f***er. If school didn't have academic- - You're a sellout. - You're a sellout. You're just trying to agree, you're just trying to agree with Zoe. - No, I don't have no relation. - I love Zoe, but I don't care what she thinks of me. - You'd rather be in school, stress levels high or non-existent. You'd rather, you of all people, the dropout, you'd rather be in school than summer. - I love school without the actual school part. It's a big clubhouse. - Okay, then there's your caveat. - That's the thing, she said, with no academic stress. That means you're just in a big clubhouse with your friends. Summer was lonely. I was singing to my crush, high school musical tunes, through my house, I was hoping she would hear it. Peyton, we live like an adult summer now. You wouldn't rather be in school, okay. But you said, you said school, right? - I'd rather be school if this school part was there. - Yes. - That's what the question was. - No, academic stress. - What's academic stress? - If you weren't feeling like you're underwater and failing your classes, and all the work is there. - Oh, I never cared about that anyway. - Okay, that's there. - Are there repercussions to failing? - You, yes. - That's still, that brings stress, though, then. That is not the, you would not rather stress high or non-existent. There's no way you're picking. Why, okay, if that was true. - School's the best place on earth. If there was no school. - Oh my God, I feel like I am, where's Ashton Kutcher? - I'm being pranked right now. - School's telling me that school's better than summer. - Why do we count down to summer every year in school then? - If school didn't have notes or tests, it would be the best place on earth. - It's also not school at that point. It's just the hangout. If school didn't have teachers, no stress or assignments. It would be the best. Yeah, no shit. Well, then maybe I'm wrong. - That's like going to college and being in a dorm of 2,000 with no teachers. She said, without the stress of academics, so like, no one you got to do that's better than summer. That's, school's not better than summer with any caveat. Okay, I also didn't have friends. So that may, like, the gutter gang, they were cool, and sometimes I couldn't find them in the sewer. I know I always knew where they were at, like, we always found each other at the school. That's how we became friends. So if I didn't have school, I wouldn't have the gutter gang. If without school, I wouldn't have you. Without school, we wouldn't have this. Okay, that doesn't mean it didn't suck when we were there. But, okay, honestly, school does not suck. - School doesn't suck. - Because if you look back at it, it was the easiest, simple time ever for most people. - Yes. - Because the real life happens after college and then you're like, oh, I would rather be doing Cornell style. No, did you all do Cornell style? - No, suck. - I don't know who that is, he sucks. - It's a university. - Yeah, I like, oh, it comes from the university, Cornell. - Yep. - That was like, Cornell, Cornell. - You got it. - It's Sergeant, Cornell. - Oh, your sister's boss. (laughing) - I go, by the way, she was in the eighth battalion. No, I'm just kidding. But there's no in the bro. Summer in every way, shape and form is better than school. - Yeah, you're doing the same with no agenda. - And you get to do what you want. So you're saying no tests. No notes you get to be with the friends. I I'm already with my friends. I literally go. Hey, let's go outside right now Let's go hang out right now. Let's go to the pool right now. Yeah, we don't have to ask the teacher but the girls weren't there I know that didn't care. I didn't thank you. The girls were there in summer. The girls were there in summer We went up to the beach. We were playing beach volleyball Hey, don't call that the beach. It's not the beach Little I'm like Google it's a little bit of Google little I'm like as a beach. It's not the beach. It's a man made beach. Oh, dude stop It's a man made beach stop. There's nothing like it's called lake. The water is the lake good. I can't do this again if someone takes sand If someone takes sand. Yeah, I don't give a I don't care if it was imported from from Ecuador. I don't care where the sand came from It's they brought sand is not a beach can't to a lake and made a beach front after all these years after all these years My argument is the beach can only be the ocean. It's it's the only it can only be bordered the ocean It can only that's the only way to be a beach. You can't have a lake beach that why says who? Because whenever who says I'm taking a vacation to the beach and you think they're going to a lake that that that no That's a never said that that's a vacation. That's it's I'm just saying who I'm gonna go visit the beach Now if I literally said hey, let's go down to the beach and play beach volleyball and then when they're saying and there's water and there's beach volleyball Anybody that didn't grow up in your poor neighborhood God They would not do okay. Oh, I get it because that's how y'all grew up like that was it like that Yes, y'all couldn't go to Florida. Y'all couldn't go to Newt the Gulf of Mexico. It was like that was it that was the beach No, we're not gonna get our plane to go to Florida. I know it and y'all didn't either you had I took that's a Trips to Florida all the time as a kid who's our summer vacation spot Dude, I have a thing about the beach and think about this bibliky I'll try I am really bibliky really salvic today Salivic salivic whatever it is Think about the beach and and please don't like make fun of me. This is not like me trying to bait or anything. I get it's a genuine question So the ocean is bordered by sand and land, right? Yes I how does it not overflow on to the land genuine question? How does the water not take over? I mean it can but how does it just not regularly spill over because if I have glass in a cup, right and I go like this Guess where it's going all on the floor and so the world rotates on an axis I'm just not understanding and it was a genuine thought might have been high How does it get not get on to the like all the beach houses and stuff? Well, I mean that's it that's it's so it has its natural levels like it's the the water's there, right? So the land the only reason that you're thinking about houses of the land is already there like that's the part that the water's just not touching so the water So the land isn't containing the water No, I mean I don't I don't know how does it just notice in the world is water But how does it just know to stop there then how's the water just know to stop there then where everybody's putting houses? It's okay. The houses are after the fact the water is at its own level and at its own height and the part that it can't cover Because the land is just higher the land is there. It's a big landmass the water just won't go up there Water doesn't travel uphill. So we're just basically big mountains on a pool of water. Yeah The world is most definitely way more water than no, I knew no, I know that it's not like there We're land and we poured it up the water. It's like there's a ton of water and we're on the parts that show we're up here the water's down here. Yeah, it's a bit far though Nobody goes all the way down here. All the water very deep. Yeah Turn it a little bit though. You know, do you understand what I'm trying to say? I think you're I think the axis things because you're completely misthought right now really yeah I the axis is kind of there and our world is like here. It's not like we're leaning or else we'd be walking around like that Like it's we technically are we just don't feel like it's what's how we grew up Like you don't know you're in an impoverished neighborhood until you go to Beverly Hills. You're like, oh, I've been growing up bad You go holy shit. That's the same thing with an axis. That's why we just don't feel like we're on a tilt We're we're literally sideways. Oh, we're not not fully, but on a slant we're on a slow run a tilt But we're still first off, but but gravity is like this. Mm-hmm gravity's not like this. I'm too sure about that I'm just I'm just my whole thing is I don't understand how the water just knows to stay Put and not to affect all the buildings in the beach goers and all that now the water is not thinking Oh, I want to I want to destroy these people. I want to eviscerate that hotel. Well, it's not water Yeah, I'm just saying how does it just know to stay put? It does it that's then why does it not overcome over because that's the natural Levels that's what say the water's not thinking water doesn't take a nap and go Oh, I just feel like I really want to just get on some land today. Dad, can I but how does it just the perfect amount to where it doesn't go over? How is it the perfect amount of water? That's a good question the land, right? The land is there Before the people before the buildings. Yes, and we built on that. Yes, so we we are the ones that saw it said holy shit that waters Water's not getting any higher than that Why is it not to bedroom room right there? Why is it not though? How does it not just get bigger? How does the ocean just not get more fool? P What do you think is happening out there in the ocean like do you think they have HVAC? How does it be so deep out there, but it's not that deep over here like on the on the border of the land How is it not as deep as it was over there because in the deep ocean? That's where they got the lamp fish and Because there's Ground and earth and physical land here Same way with your your water. What about islands then? Oh, dude listen. What's the difference with an island in here then How does it not spill over on an island? No Epstein sometimes but think about it. Think about it. There's there's There's islands out in the middle of the ocean, right in the deep depths dark part of the ocean. Not really There's I mean, but yes, yeah, but it's out there. Yes, where the deep water is. Yes, where the lamp is short Yes, how does the water know not to just go take over that if it's so deep over there and then how is it? It's the water like like what do you think the water is in your mind Alexander the great? You keep saying take over. Why doesn't the water conquer that why doesn't that why does the water not overflow that island? Who's to say it doesn't because people have built things on islands? I mean, there's a big thing going on right now Yes, I understand bro. I like I don't even know how to answer this for you see and then you call I knew that was coming I hate you, but it's just that's the good question. It's just effect. No, you don't you're because you're saying like water has a motion No, I'm not saying I'd say that to explain it better But you don't have answers so there's we're just we're going in circles here But I don't know it's the water the the when you're same cup of water analogy, right if you pour it over if you took ice or a Cookie or something and you dropped it the water would overflow exactly, but it leaves that area because that same air and so if it leaves that area is going on to a different Island Yeah, so it's taking over a different island different islands the rest of the world because there's a huge massive parts where there's the waters are sitting There's no land. So when the land is here. There's no waves Who said that you said is just sitting? I'm not I'm not talking stagnant. I'm saying the waters is there because there's no land around But when there's a huge body of land like that it can't go over there. It's all right. You didn't explain it. I mean you you literally you didn't explain anything Meteorologist weather scientists boy I just thought you had the answers. Okay. You're saying I don't have answers literally just gravity water still affected by gravity water cannot go up water Let's go up water goes up. You ever wrote a wave? That in what matter fact. Okay. Okay, scientists. What is what is literally what is the way of doing going up the way The wave is coming back down When it goes up must come down Newton's second law and what is that gravity? I'm saying you will never see water Climb up a mountain. Who said it going up a mountain get a big enough wave All the wave is is a ripple which is just water it shoots it up and it's coming down first off the water never like the water I can't I can't a big enough wave come over and take over all the beach houses and all the island. It's called a tsunami It's called a tsunami or hurricane ant Helen. It's one of the hell it's always a white ant name Hurricane Helen Hurricane Karen Hurricane Lisa. What is that like they just name it after your family true? Yeah, my god So that's what I'm saying so he can so why does it just not randomly just overtake? How have we had this much land for this long? I don't understand that how we had this much land for this long If 80% of the world is water and there's more water than us. Why does it a big enough wave just come over and take over everything? Well, first off, we hate if that happened obviously I'd be terrifying and suck obviously, but we are on let think of the thing the best thing I can do imagine your bowl thing a big water Imagine a pot. You're about to make ramen, right? Let's say it's very narrow not filled up a lot. There's water here You drop the ramen in it's just sitting on it the other water is gonna raise and that ramen is gonna sit there Yeah, what's it? Why can't you accept that? Well rain comes more water comes because the rain or vibration happens It can't be equal You're saying evaporation is 100% equal 50 50 that's how the clouds refueled himself then why are we in a drought? It was a drought when it doesn't rain a lot exactly so it can be 50 50 It can't be an equal amount of a value or a vibration or rain if there's droughts I mean, I guess that's a fair point. Oh, they were I don't even have a perfect gope, I don't have a list of it. Okay, you're talking about science. I saw this TikTok, I saw this guy, he said how to get rid of any sickness in one day. I don't believe in those. I don't need it, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I said I'm gonna watch it. Okay. Step one boiling pot of water right in front of his face, boiling water. Oh, did he put the cover over his head? Yeah. He's like this. Yeah. He sounded like Darth Sidious. Yeah. He's like Anakin. He's like, no, help me. Help me. He's literally like this. Right. Yeah. So then I'm like, all right, that's, I mean, that's a rough start already. Yeah. Throws the towel off, grabs a red onion, a literal red onion. Yeah. Doesn't cut it, dice it, slice it. He grabs it and he goes, like a donkey, he really goes, oh, I have seen this guy. Yeah. Eat that onion like a horse. Okay. I go, okay. Now, I kind of like onions. I like me a little Mediterranean salad. I can get behind this. The whole video, he doesn't speak, he looks at the camera, he goes, like round two, back over the boiling water. Okay. Oh, my God. He's doing it again. Help me. The Jedi taking over. He comes back. Raw ginger. Yeah. A sprout of ginger. And literally go like this. Like he's showing it to the camera. Back over the water. Yeah. Again. Third round is honey. Yeah. That's fine. I can get behind that. Yeah. Honey slurps it. Rewater. Fourth round was a, a, a, a clove of garlic. I said, you're (bleep) loose. I forgot. You're Dracula. Oh, this is witchcraft. Yeah. Oh, this is voodoo. Yeah, yeah. Clove of garlic. Clove of garlic. Okay. No, no, no. He gets the garlic, eats it. Every time he's going back to the boiling water, for 10 minutes, my 10 minutes of boiling water comes back up. The another one is like pure turmeric. So like he has the power, like pure turmeric powder and just put it in some water. Oh. And I said, holy s**t. Yeah. Slams it like it's a, like it's a green tea shop. Yeah. Back down. And the last round, he goes, now simply drink some of the boiling water and it'll kill some things inside. Yeah, go. He takes the pot. No, he doesn't. Put, because it's just water boiling, puts it into glass, literally goes, oh, don't try this. You can see the steam coming off it and I literally looked at that video and out loud. I went, I'd rather be s**t sick. Yeah. I said, I'd much rather take a blanket, some Tylenol. I saw so many comments on that and be like, I've been, I got sicker after this. And I was like, like, that, uh, so it's like I've been s**t for four days. Yeah. That's when it takes, give me the cold and flu medicine and let me binge a show. Yes. Let's rather just stay in bed and have a little cough, dude. People do a lot of weird s**t whenever they're sick. I have a sick remedy. I'd love to hear it. What's your sick remedy? Honestly. Yeah. Push-ups. Honestly, it's push-ups. Okay. Now, in your, now you're definition of a remedy. You think, oh, I'm not feeling good. You think that's getting rid of the s**t? It's push-ups and jumping jacks, but sometimes the jumping jacks make my tummy upset. Do you do them naked or close? Oh, dude. I can't do jumping jacks naked. I bruise my eye one time. Hit it! Bruse your eye. Just listen to it. Oh, my God. Bruse your eye is s**t. Come on now. I did about 50 naked jumping jacks last night for my shower. No reason. No reason. Wife was in the other room. I looked at myself butt naked in the mirror. I caught myself like bigfoot. I was going for underwear. Yeah. Yeah. I just looked at myself and I went, you just started repping jump jacks. There's going. No, it wasn't. Yeah. Well, it was like this. It was like. It was like. Hey, you bet. Can I talk about water again? Yeah. Hey, you can't. Hey, talk about whatever you want. So, we were in New York and this is going back to New York, by the way, Joe still has a taxi. I was about to say we still have that date set up. So, I flew back to New York to see Joe. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen bridges in water? Yes. Oh, my God. No, I. Now that. What comes first? Now this, I can give you the answer for it. What comes first? The bridge or the water? The water. How the fuck does that happen? Now, I went down a rabbit hole. You know the answer? I know the answer. Before you give me your answer, can I have. I would love to hear your crack head. I'd love to hear how you think they make a bridge that is already in stable water. The navy. Generally, the navy. That's the only thing that makes sense. You can't just. Oh, what the fuck that means? Like, that actually doesn't answer the navy. The navy. What does that mean? The navy. Who has the equipment to go that deep into the ocean? You think they're deploying submarines to make a **** bridge? There's bridges like the San Francisco bridges in water, right? I would actually. I'd actually venture to say probably 90% of bridges are in water. Oh! Is that maybe not 90? That might be high. I have a lot of bridges. I haven't been on many bridges against my religion. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. So. But you know what? My thing is the naval system. Yeah. Because who has that kind of equipment to get that deep into water with that many trained people to build something that can hold millions of pounds of cargo in people and cars and exist for hundreds of years. The only thing that can do that is the naval system, our navy, our men and women in the navy seals. What do you think they're doing with their submarine? What do you. Like, what do you think the navy, right? Who else can get in the water like that? You can't. You can't. You can't mill us here. So you think they're building the Golden Gate Bridge? So you think the city, like the city of New York, it's just hiring contracted workers to be like, who could sue them and going down there with hammers? Big, big thing! No, they're not. No, they don't go underwater with hammers. That's how they get in there. Do you think it's cartoom network? They're like, with underwater drills? That's the only way you can get out of there. And oxygen tanks, please explain to me what you think. I would actually, I'd probably pay, I'd pay a good amount of money to just take your brain and thoughts and plug it into mine for a day. You think we have scuba divers with jack hammers, it's called construction scuba connected to oxygen building the largest bridge in our country? No, I think it's the naval system. I think it's the most trained men and women in our country, that their whole life is underwater. They spend the whole year underwater. That's where they fight. So they go under there and they swim and then they build, that's how we get all our things done underwater. They make big bridges like this. They go. What you think? The video. No, just don't know. You think. You don't know. I think they go and they find the perfect spots for the pillars, right? Now they have to do it one by one. Now how do they find the perfect spots? That's some scientist. People, the Navy. That's just going to piss me off. You can't just give these broad answers and I ask, who does it? And you're like, somebody, I'm giving you the answer, it's the naval system. I can equally say, how do you know the Navy does it? And you go, because they spend their life down there fighting, bacteria seahorses. Like, no, I'm saying I don't know and you're saying the, okay, how about this, I know it's not the Navy. Okay. Who is it? It's not the Navy. Who is it? Okay. Now watch this. How come it's the Navy? Because they're the best people underwater. Oh, they're not. Okay. Then where are the Marines? Why do you think it's our military building? But the military's in the room. Yeah. That's part of the underwater companies. We have all these things. You said your, okay. Who is the underwater company? The guy who made that thing. Water bridge LLC? Oh, the guy that made that submissible that didn't do good. You see how that worked? Exactly. He wasn't a Marine. But he was trying to do it off of a D.S. controller. It didn't work. Yeah. But they have scientists. They have companies, right? Yes. They find the pillars pot. Now, this is actually sick. Okay. What they do. They go down there and they lay, they put like a, they like sheet metal. But obviously a lot harder. Like a lot harder. And a very small outline of where the pillar is going to be. They fill it. I believe allegedly before you destroy me. Remember correctly, they fill it with a, a soluble concrete mixture that can still form and become a solid underwater. Once that forms up to a certain extent, they put the big pillar to where it's now poking above the water. They suck all of the water out and then they lay all the foundations. They lay all the rebar. They lay all the water. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying they send a big bucket filled with water concrete. Yeah. A big bucket of water concrete. And they just drop it in the ocean and they're like, that's the right spot. No. And then they go put that pillar exactly into that. Yes. Peyton. Nope. Yes. You know, you know how good aim you have to have. That's why we have arctic texts. Think of a. Do you say this? There's not a person. The building's right here. I can get on ground level and figure out this right here. We just put it right here. You got to swim to get to that. Exactly. Yes. So, so, so there is people right there underwater swimming down there to the depths of the sea. Yes. It's not the Navy. Name one other person I can swim down there. It's, it's under, that's restricted waters too. It's probably restricted by our government. No, probably it is. It is. You know that. Where's the restriction? Right there. It's not the Navy. I want you. Okay. I love that you love our forces so much. No, but it's not. No, listen to this. What makes more sense? They take a big concrete bucket and go like this. No one said they dropped it. What do you think makes more sense? - Mm-hmm. - Answer me this. The city, the city people of the mayor, takes this big bucket filled with water concrete and goes, (popping) drops it perfectly into the spot that they found. How do we find it? Don't know. Then they go bring in the pillar. We're gonna do it twice and go, (popping) and it drops right on top of the bucket of water concrete and they go, "Get the drive!" (screaming) Or, they say who's the best swimmers in America that can construct underwater. Let's take a submarine down there and build this bridge. I think the ladder makes forces. - I still don't even, I think you never answer how the Navy's building it. You just go, "Cuz they're Navy!" - Yeah. - Where's their (bleep) materials? What are they doing? - They just go right here, bridge. - And it goes, (popping) I didn't go to the boot camp, I don't-- - Oh, I didn't take the class. I didn't take the oath. - Oh my gosh. - Well, I'll let you think it was Navy. I'll let you think our Navy seals are making the golden Cape Bridge. You wanna know the creepiest part? - Yeah. - How about that bridge is the Golden Gate? - Dog, they built that (bleep) before the model teeth, they built the, maybe not the Golden Gate. There's multiple bridges and buildings in our country that people are sawin' a horse and buggy. - Why do you need a horse and buggy for a bridge? - That's my point. - They didn't have boats? - No, of course they had. - I would just think it would make more sense to get a boat before you get a bridge. - I'm saying they didn't even have like cars before some of these massive things were built. - What camp first, the car of the boat? (laughing) - Just get out. - That's a good question. That's a bad (bleep) - That's a terrible one. - I forgot about the Mayflower and all that. - The Mayflower is your oldest example, you can think of? - Name another old boat, the SSC Mississippi. - Oh no, maybe the, uh, orc? Maybe the Romans, the Greeks, the Chinese, every ancient culture, everything before a (bleep) car. Maybe all humans before us ever. - Yeah, but that gets the pyramid talk. We don't know. - Are you questioning boats? You're questioning, but the fact that we-- - The science of boats is amazing. - The fact that we are here proves a boat. That literally proves a boat. - I think it proves my parents. - It proves that too, but it proves a boat, Bubba. - I have nothing to do with a boat. - Yeah. - Pain harness is nothing to do with a boat. - We wouldn't be on America. In America, we call it America. - There's a lot of reasons. - If there wasn't for boats, a lot of reasons on here. - You want to talk about that? I go, not, you know. That's how every people was, oh God. - Favourite, same thing you know what that is? Pop culture, pay in the camp. - Bow! - The craziest show of all times about to hit Netflix. - Oh my God. - This is not an ad. The same people, I believe, that made love is blind or making a new show. - I think, wait, I think I saw it, but I don't know where to-- - Oh, this show is called The Age of Attraction. - Yep. - If you don't know what The Age of Attraction is, basically, it's the wickedest show that I've ever heard of. - Except no, that's what wicked shows. What's that one where you get like cut in front of your own partner, and your partner goes into the other thing, and then y'all are both in the same hotel, but upstairs you're hearing your partner cut. It's what? - It took place at Austin. What's temptation? What's the one? Temptation? - The one that took place at Austin, it's Nick Lache and Leo Lache. - Well, that's the ultimatum? - The ultimatum. And it's like, hey, you swap couple. - You literally swap couple. - Yeah, that's absolutely stupid. - Crazy as fuck. - Oh, if we're even on the show, done. - And take her. - Yeah, come on. I mean, but I know some people don't know that show. I mean, it was obvious as they were. They were just trying to get famous. - Yeah. - But anyway, the Age of Attraction, have you heard of the show? - I think so. - Briefly, briefly. - So people that don't know with Age of Attraction is basically it's a show that's premise after love is blind, where you don't get to see the person that you're making a connection with. - Yeah. - Not only that, you don't know the person's age. So there could be a literal 60 year old finding a connection with a 22 year old. - I don't, yeah, that is. - And then you get to find out afterwards, but you've already built this connection and these people are psychopaths. - So they're like, we can make this work. Like we love each other just knowing your heart. - First of all, I don't even believe in love is blind. It's not. It's not. Love is not blind. I gotta see you. - I, I, I don't know, I'm leaning to, I think. - No, love is not blind. No, it's not. - I think it's, I think it's close. I think it's a blurred line. - I'm sorry. - I think it's blurred line. - Call me a bad person. - I don't think that makes you a bad person. - Because I think there's some people that are like, almost like a parasocial amount of shallow. Like they, they, they, there's, you have to admit, there's some people that genuinely don't care about looks and to them love can be blind. But I think to the average person. - Oh, I remember one of those people ever. I have. - Really who? - Not like in my part. - Like not. - Oh, did you ever met him? That's weird. - No, I have. I'm saying not like for me, I love them. I'm not gonna say their name. - Oh, we have a friend that does not care about looks at all. Like zero percent. - Well, I mean, I can't confirm that it's zero percent. - As I was like, I've never met somebody like, genuinely never met somebody's like, oh, I do not care. Like obviously, there's extensive it. - Yeah. - Like where it could be very like, I, 'cause I'm kind of in that range. You know, my spectrum was wide. Like, but don't laugh. - So, I do think physical is a big part of relationship. - I agree. - And age is as well. - Age is age, that, if I was 22 and this show goes on and then the girl's 60, you could literally be my grandma. - Yeah. - But I'm not gonna lie, when I was like 19, that was my bag. - Oh yeah. - Well, if I'm in a good 54 year old, teach me some things. - It's great. You got a little wisdom, got a little whistle. That's like it. - Ooh. - I was packing their kids lunch. - Oh. - I was packing their little homie like orange slices. - Yeah, your stepson's 19. - Yeah. - You're like, you're like, I have a good day at school kid. He goes, thanks. - I'm like, hey bro, you got the notes on the test. We're both about to say. (laughing) - But no, I, I, that it, if, okay. So my biggest thing, they don't see each other. - Mm-hmm. - I don't think so, no. - 'Cause I first, like in the, I saw one preview of it and they're like walking around, like hanging out, like talking. - I think it's like when you get past the wall. - That's what I was about to say. - That is, do you think that's like, I think that's kind of wicked. - That's crazy, because it's so easy. - Because it's so easy. - Crazy show. - I like, I know that happens a lot when there's money involved. Like, right, an older person that's like super rich. - Yeah, shit, yeah, shit. I'm gonna do it. - Do it. - Do it. But if I'm not gaining anything from you, I'm not dating a 70 year old. I'm sorry. - Yeah. - If you don't got 40 million in the wheel with my name on it, we're not together. - No, no. - I'm not doing it. - No. - You're gone in five years. - No, boy, no, no, no, but that was perfect. Bro, I could not, I genuinely couldn't imagine. Matter of fact, what's your limit? Say you were on the show right now, just hypothetical. You're on the show, you're 27. - What's the oldest I would date? - Yeah. - Like, but that's the thing though, this isn't dating. You get past the little wall, shit, you see each other and then you're like, I think you're hitting the altar. - Okay. - And you don't know, like, what is the oldest that you would be married to? Like married. - How much money do they have? - Exactly, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's all intent, that's all, just, hmm. - Nothing to think. - No, no, no, no. - Genuinely? - Genuinely, there's 27 year old man. What is the oldest woman you would marry? - 50. - 51. - Now there's absolutely nothing wrong with the age of 50. - Shit, okay, take Jennifer Lopez's money away in her status. It's a 50 something year old woman. - And she wouldn't look like that without her. - What in her status? You don't know, it's unfair to say, you don't know that. You don't know that. You were not there, you don't know. You don't know what she does or she did. - Do you, has Jennifer Lopez had any surgery? - I don't know, I wasn't in the doctor, I don't know. There's no way you can say I know, as you were there. I also don't believe that. You could feel like you could look it up and then you could definitely be like, it's no different than, but that would break HIPAA. So there should be no credible online source that says it. - That's like, I mean, do you, are we almost a certain that Drake had his body done? - I don't know. - Oh my god. - I don't know, I can't say that, I do not know. - Okay, fifth, really? - Yeah, if it do one. - 20, 24 above you? - Yeah, it's fire, there's some fire 50 year olds out there. - See, okay, but my thing is, no, okay, no, that's fine. - What's the oldest you would date? - Genuinely? - Yeah, genuine, like for real. - Like Mary, I'd probably say like a eight year difference, eight year gap. - No way, that's 35. Because I'm thinking long term, there's 100% beautiful 50 year olds out there, 100% amazing 50 year olds out there, 100% wise, have everything get together 50 year, but I'm thinking when I'm 50, she's now 74. Like for me to marry someone, I want to do life with them. - You are? For what? - Two decades, she's called a quits? - Two decades a long time, that's your whole life. - What? - Yeah, most of it. Two decades is like a fourth of your life. - What's the difference between getting married at 40 and then you'll both die at 70? - What? - You're both 40 and you both die at 70. - Yeah, well ideally, well, I mean, I can't really because I'm already married, but I'm saying like, that's, - Yeah, you got married when you were 12. - I got married when I was 24. - But I'm saying that's different too. Like 40 and 40 and you die both, I said that's 30 years. - You don't know I'm saying this out loud. I kind of like this show. - Oh my God, it's changing. - I think it could work, I think it could work because I'm obviously like of a 30 year old's dating like a six year old, that could work. - But okay, I think for me. - Or a 30 year old dating, like a 55 year old, that could work. - I think I'm not even questioning the working. I'm questioning the commitment part. Like, do they genuinely, like me, that person could be great selfishly. I would not want to like do life with them for 20 years, knowing they're probably gonna kick the can. See, I don't live life for death. - I live life for now. - Okay, that's the same argument at your bar. - That's the same argument of tattoos. People are like, I don't want to get tattooed. 'cause I'm old, they'll be all wrinkly. Well, it's like, well, I'm not living life for when I'm wrinkly. I'm living life for right now. I'm living life 'cause it looks cool now. This is what I want now. So I think if you always live life for the end or what's gonna happen at the end, then you're not gonna enjoy the actual life part. No, but I love, no, that was beautifully beautifully said. That was fire bars. I'm saying, I wanna love a person right now and stay and have them forever. Hit it. (laughing) If I get that, I do, there's 20 years of plenty of time. That's a good marriage. Well, I wanna watch the show, we'll see, I wasn't a sponsor by the way, but that's crazy. That was Peele's faith. For it's like me. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay naked. (clapping) Pop culture, pay naked. Bow. (laughing) But you should know podcast. All right, P.I. have a challenge for you. Oh God. We're doing a spelling B. But if you don't spell it right, tuna. I haven't had tuna ever in my life. No, no, no, no, no, you're not eating tuna. You're not eating tuna. You're drinking the tuna juice. No, that's illegal. No, no, no, no, I can't. Then you best get your spell on that one. You can juice a tuna? Oh, you ripped this up and right now it's pouring. You juice fish? Oh, they got a lot of juices, natural juices too. What part of the juice is that? Why do you think there's a something called fish oil? I thought that was just their skin cells. I think it is. Wait, what part of the fish do you juice? Oh, I think you just get that little meat right there. You squeeze enough and just juice all out. I've been juiceed before I want no one to drink that. Oh, God. All right, Cam, you know I'm bad. No, no, no, you know I'm bad with fish. You know I'm bad with the fish. Okay, and spelling. No, I'm not saying I'm the fish, what's your word? I'm seeing black dots. Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it, tender and juicy. There's really nothing in here. Is that it? Oh, you eat this? Oh, yeah. Okay. You ready? No. Matter of fact, give me that. We're gonna juice it. Let me juice it myself. You're gonna juice that. Is there any way I have to do this? You're cheating it, then I'm, we're doing it. At least let me juice it. Go it. I'll give you the dig, the dig the juice. I said, I'll give you the dig the juice of yourself. Okay. Oh, no. You. (laughing) Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, no. Go ahead and pour that. No, no, no, no. It's like a good little kitty cat. No, my, my Labrador is eating this before. Yeah, it's like a good little kitty cat. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, the meat's coming with it. Oh, my God, it's like a patty. That's wild caught, straight from Alaska. No. No, there's, no, there's bones in it. No, there's not bones in it. No, there's, there's red meat. There's red meat in there. No, there's red meat in there. Oh, no. Oh, oh. No, it's not even juice. It's like slime. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That's on my grandma. No, don't say. All right. Okay, here we go. God, you know what, to instill your confidence, we're gonna do some very basic words that you absolutely can spell. I'm literally gonna become Neil deGrasse Tyson. I was smart, I get to not drink this. Just to give you some confidence, right? I spell. First word, pretty. PR. Oh, my God. You better slow down, dog. PRE, T-T-Y. Beautiful, next word. We're just getting that confidence. Next word, animal. A-N-I-M-L. You did that a little fast, a little fast. Better watch it. Okay, bump it up. I'd like to call this medium. Hold on. As is hitting the air, it's turning green. I can't do that. Round three, the word is receive. No, Kim, I'm not kidding. It is getting green. No, no, it's getting green. No, it's changing hue. There's a lot. There's a lot on it. It's changing hue. Where'd you get this? Oh my God. It is. It just hit me in the back. This came from-- It's from a gas station. Holy shit. It's literally turning green. It's punching me in the back of the throat. Oh, wait. Where's the expiration date on it? I didn't get a peak. I need to buy an expiration. Key, point that towards you. Did you call me key? I think I called you key. Point that towards you. I got cheated on by a guy named Key. Oh, this is my fish experience in 2028. This is mutated. I mean, you can't be real. Third round. Receive. That's racist. Receive. How is it racist? No, I before E and all that-- Yeah, but it's simple. You know the other one. No, it's not. Can you tell at least something I before E? E before I. OK, thank God. R-E-C-E-I-V-E. Perfect, there we go. OK. OK, now we're-- If you haven't told me the I before E, I'm drinking two in a water. Here we go, boys. Occasion. Very simple. Oh, I know this one. Occasion. There's no K in it. I've learned from my mistakes. There we go. Here we go. Now, you wouldn't know this, but there's a double C. Oh! O-C-C-A-S-S-I-O-N. A-N. I-S-S. I hear. [SCREAMS] You had her one more time. One more time. OK, go. Oh, that's fun. O-C-C-A-S-I-A-N. [SCREAMS] What's wrong with it? Oh, N, instead of A, N. Occasion. OK, you said N. I said Occasion. I said Occasion. That's how I spell it. Occasion. I can say potato doesn't change the spelling. I'm still a potato. I'm going to throw up. I'll just go for it. You got it. [SCREAMS] You'll be a sad dog. Just hit that juice. Honestly, just let it hit your-- Oh, let it get on that tongue. Can, can. No, no, no. I'm not going to lie. I can't. I don't think I can do this. I think we should end the episode. No, no, no, no, no, you have to-- OK, OK. OK, here, here. C.J. Are you good at CGI? This is-- This is a make it look like it's in there. This is a fair thing. We're going to do three more words. OK, three more words. Two of them right. You don't have to do it. My ears are tickling. If you get two of them right, you don't have to do it. Oh, my God. Let's do it, Spider-Man. OK, ready? Oh, I'm starting to smell it. It is a pungent. It's taking over this entire quad. Now it's turning gray, OK? Embarrass. Embarrass. What's up, we're friends. We are friends. Embarrass. EMB. EMB. EMB. EMB? Yes. It's EMB. The word's embarrassed. EMB is correct. I don't know how you possibly start anywhere else. EMB. Don't say it again. Embarrass. I've learned-- I've met some people that start with an M. They need to go to the darkest depths of hell. It's EMB. Embarrass. EMB, AR, AR. What was that? That was a lot-- you were throwing a tongue right there. You said, AR, AR, AR, AR. Embarrass. I got to write it down. EMB, AR, AR, ES, S-E-D. Whoa, what the-- what the-- Why'd you go past hints on me? I said, Embarrass. You said, Embarrass. You did not say D, Embarrassed. I said, Embarrassed. You have a speech impediment we're finding. Embarrassed. You were past hints on my fault. EMB. Oh my god. It stopped at the-- EMB, EMB. It's like a grandpa, EMB. EMB. No, this is-- Down the hatch. Oh my god. Let me hear my lip. Oh, no! Let me hear my lip. Let me hear my lip. There's no juice. The juice got sucked up. Oh my god. No, no, no, no. Let me suck the juice up. Oh god, my lip just got chapped. I think your eyes changed colors. Even though it looked me, they changed. Hold on, I gotta get-- I heard his. Here it is. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, it's starting to-- It's starting to marry me. Oh, it's starting to add your noses. Oh no, it's your hit. Oh my god, he's-- Oh, look at that. Look at that, just-- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh! Oh, keep your spit over there, please, ho. Oh, what are you-- what are you fingering over there? What are you fingering? No, no, that-- No, who eats that? No, who eats that? Who eats that? Who eats that? Who eats that? You look like you eat that. The smell is unbelievable, bro. No, no, no, no, no, that's fed to Joe, government panchers. No, I fed that to Ruby. Ruby has consumed that. Can I get a new cop? Can I get a new cop? New cop, please, new cop, please. Oh, it's all over me. It's like in my beard. Like, I'm going to smell it when I go to bed tonight. OK, come on, give me another word. OK. Give me an easier word with not the doubles. Doubles are unconscious. The dub-- [LAUGHTER] One in yourself is a next, a different level of confusion. Are you eating easier word? Not the doubles. Wait, this has mayonnaise in it? I've never had mayonnaise. People eat tuna with mayonnaise and pickles. And they just-- I've never had mayonnaise, I just had mayonnaise too. Like, just take a shot of mayonnaise. I've never had it. Oh my-- oh, no, oh my god. I thought you had never had mayonnaise with the two. You've never-- [LAUGHS] You've never eaten mayonnaise. You're open to blackout. What? Oh, it didn't eat mayonnaise. That's your-- You've never had mayonnaise in a dish on a burger. I don't believe in it. My family would like disgrace me if I had mayonnaise. You eat mayonnaise? You've had mayonnaise? Oh my god, that's your next thing. You get the word wrong. You're just taking a shot of mayo. OK, you're like, even whenever I order a burger and I read it as mayonnaise, I'm like, oh, no, mayonnaise. But I've never tried it. Just crack the seal and slur-- I'm going to smell it for the first time too. You've never had mayonnaise. No, you don't know that about me? It doesn't smell bad. It smells like long jaw and silver. Yep, there you go. Maybe it's all the fish. [LAUGHS] Maybe it's all the fish. I don't want to eat that. No, that literally-- No, you have to. Anything this consistency and white, think of-- think of-- think of ranch without the season, without the little spice. It's like a very messy-- I can't get what this is. It's like the-- oh, you don't want it. OK, here we go. You don't want to know. It's just tuna-- No, no, no, no, no, no. Here we go. All right. We'll go back to simple first. No, just come on. Oh, OK. Renaissance. No, you-- [LAUGHS] No, no, no, you know what? If I get this right, if I spell this right, I'm going to put all this together. And this has been sitting out for, I don't know, what, 13 minutes now? Yeah, it's disgusting. No, it is getting more brown. No, no, no, it's literally changed. I'm going to put all this together, mix it up, and you've got to eat the whole cup. Now, why the hell? I'm-- - You're a quiz giver. - No, no. - You're always making fun of me. You're always teasing me and picking on me. - Matter of fact, you have a deal. - It's renaissance. - It's renaissance. - Renaissance. - Rena, where did that come from? - Renaissance. - Who are you? - Because I remember this. - What do you mean you remember it? - No, because I remember I went to what's the place where they dress up as horses. - Medieval nights. - Yes. - Medieval times. - Yeah, I went to. - Yes, I went to minute, so I went to minute. - They're like, are we made evil times? - Yeah, I go. - Medieval times one time, and I figured out I got cheated in the parking lot, so I remember they said renaissance on it, and I remember crying, looking at that. - If you'd spell the word renaissance right now, you could spell fucking embarrassed. - Yeah. - I'm gonna be pissed. - R. - Still. - E. - Rena, rena. - R-E-N-A. - If this mutt dude, it's heart's beating. - R-E-N-A. - Okay. - I. - S. - A. - R. - I.S.S. A. - N-C. - R.A-N-A. - I got it. - R.A-N-A. - What the? - R.A-N-A. - How can you not spell embarrassed? But you spell renaissance. - I didn't get in cheated on next year in embarrassing. - No, yeah, but you got embarrassed. - No. - I didn't cheat it on. Now that looks like it's on entity. - Look at that jiggle. - Oh my god. It looks like jiggly puff. - Oh yeah, boy. - I think you like, you're the boy who cries wolf. Oh my god, why are you adding. - Get that juice in there. Oh, that's squirting. - Oh yeah. - Oh my god. - You know, do you like tuna? - No. - I hate tuna. Liv loves it. Every time she buys, I'm like, eat that shit I'm not here. I hate tuna. - You have to get out of the room when she eats it? - I don't, yes, I hate tuna. Like I've tried it because the macros are great when I was in my macro era, but it's like, bro, I can't not get behind it. - Okay, I also got. - No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't like relish, I don't like relish. - I got swirah. - I don't like relish. - Welcome back to the Wisegate Food Channel. - Oh my god. - Oh, no, oh, no, that looks like nematose. - No, that looks like literally what I f---ing snot rocket when I wake up. - No, why would you say something? - I'm really even at you. - Put me a cracker. Put me at least a saltine. Give me a saltine. - I go in and add something. - See, I knew you were gonna. - Oh my god. - No, there's no f---ing need to. - I already hate to do something. - I already hate the tuna. - There's a guy that I follow on YouTube. He's like 96 years old, and his favorite beverage is Pepsi and Hot Sauce mixed together. Pierce, bring me the Pepsi and Hot Sauce. I don't know if y'all've seen this guy, but he talks like this. So I got relish, mayonnaise, tuna, tuna juice. Hot Sauce and Pepsi. So we're gonna add a dash. - What do I do to deserve this? - Work here. - Of all your, of all the words. You just know Renaissance, 'cause you're cheated on at a medieval time. - I blame my heck. You know, I actually booked my hotel into her name this week, and that was awkward when we got to stand. - Talking about that on a page, huh? - What? - Mix it in. This is utter nonsense. Look at that cup. - Gonna mix it in. - Stop, please. Like a root beer float of fish. It's like a fish float. - Smell it. - No, it smells like hell. - We need crackers. - No, Kim, don't look at it. I probably don't look at it, bro, please don't. Don't look at it, please. Please don't look at it. No. - I'm just gonna give it a good mate. - It feels like a gristle in chicken. Stop speaking. Stop speaking. Don't need color commentary. Don't need it. No color commentary. Where's my headphones? I don't need a hero that you're mixing a concoction. It looks like chicken gristle. - Get that close up on the camera or we don't look. - Oh, dude, no fuck you, dude. Oh, no, dude. It looks like a water down pico de gallo. - Thank you. - It looks like a water down pico de gallo. - You're spilling it? - God, please. - Oh my God. - Renaissance. - Okay. - Do you want me to make it fair? - I'll give you a word. And if you spell it right, I'll drink it. - It's fair? - Fair. - I will say, I don't even care. I take my shot. - Okay, so this on the news. It's called. - What? - Pachimakua. - It's Russian. (laughing) - What? - It's in Russian. - No, please don't look at it. - No, that's the first time I was getting in size. I almost fucking vomit. I already told you when the back of my throat feels like someone put a cigarette down on it. This isn't it. - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Hey, no, dude, no, no, no, that's seriously, no, that's reminding me of something. That's reminding me of Drunken Night vomit. I can't, I don't know, I don't know. Give me a cracker. - Please, I. - You want to wash your downer? - The only way I do that is with a cracker. - Okay. - Pay, you want a cracker? - Pay, I need a cracker. - Why does a cracker help? - I need a cracker. I'm already getting some reverb. I'm getting reverb. Not in the thing, I need a cracker. Not in the fucking cup, I need a cracker scoop. Now I don't need it in the cup. - Oh, oh my God, dude. - Oh my God, dude. Oh my God, he thought, oh my God. I went from gumbo and you thought I asked for jambalaya. You made a little thicker, you added your rice. I don't need, I don't need more fucking caution. I need a cracker scoop here. Oh my days. Here you go. Oh, oh my God. - I'm gonna get mean comments. - Oh, oh my God, you had a drop, think about this. It was my quiz, it was my quiz. You had a drop of tuna, touch your lip. I am literally about to consume what lives under the garbage disposal. Ready, three, two, one, drink. Just one sip, just sip. Oh, oh, no, no, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. How was it? Thank you guys so much for coming back to another episode of You should know podcast. Rad of applause, we're going. (clapping) Oh my God, boop. Never will I be got with a food challenge or spicy foods. Oh my God, it hit you in waves. You look like you got fizzes, so fishy. Sorry. Guys, everybody say WCo scam in the chat. Remember, we have a new YouTube channel, wivesk.unplugged where we uploaded what's in the box challenge. We have a full link Patreon exclusive episode with all the guys on the fourth camera, guys on the fourth camera wave. What flavor hot fuffin' that? Oh, oh, you have cracker. We love you. Seeker code is who, what should it be, what should it be, what should it be, what should it be? No, I'm trying to get headache, I'm trying to get my green. Oh, B-I-W, B-I-W, bridges in water, bridges in water, leave that everywhere. Remember when I took all the bears on me on the Christmas, we'll see you next time. Oh, do you have water? You have water, some have water. You have water?

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The host promotes Chime as a fee-free, transparent banking option that builds credit with no credit checks and offers unlimited overdraft up to $200.
  2. Chime provides numerous benefits including rewards, ease of use, and accessibility, contrasting with traditional banks that charge hidden fees.
  3. The podcast discusses a memorable weekend trip to Atlanta, where the hosts stayed in a five-star hotel they later deemed a terrible experience due to a shocking bathroom incident.
  4. A key moment involves a man publicly defecating in a bathroom with the door wide open, which deeply traumatizes the narrator and leads to strong criticism of poor hygiene and decorum.
  5. The hosts also highlight a disturbing lack of personal hygiene in a friend, who leaves the bed in the same clothes and hasn’t brushed teeth, showered, or worn fresh clothes before work.
  6. A major point of conflict arises when the host shares personal family history with a stranger, which the friend finds inappropriate and hurtful, sparking a discussion on privacy and trust.
  7. The hosts explore health myths, including claims that brushing teeth in the morning is harmful, and debate the importance of personal hygiene and natural body bacteria.
  8. The episode concludes with a humorous critique of the beach definition, science questions about water levels, and a satirical review of a viral “cure” for illness involving boiling water and raw garlic.

Summary:

The episode blends financial advice with humorous, personal anecdotes. The host promotes Chime as a modern, transparent banking solution that eliminates fees and builds credit, appealing to those disillusioned with traditional banks. This is framed as a personal financial decision that empowers people to manage their money more freely.

The narrative then shifts to a vivid, chaotic weekend story involving a poorly executed five-star hotel stay where a man publicly defecates in a bathroom with the door open—causing serious emotional distress. This leads to a deeper critique of poor hygiene and social norms. The hosts also share a story about a friend who leaves the bed unshowered and unbrushed, highlighting unhealthily lax personal routines.

A major emotional moment arises when the host shares personal life details with a stranger, which the friend finds inappropriate and hurtful, prompting a discussion about privacy, trust, and the boundaries of friendship. The episode also includes a satirical take on health myths, such as brushing teeth being harmful, and a humorous debunking of a viral “cure” involving boiling water and raw garlic. The discussion of science, like how water stays in place at the ocean’s edge, is framed as a fun, thought-provoking exchange.

The tone remains light and self-deprecating, blending personal stories with social commentary on hygiene, trust, and modern life.

FAQs

Chime is a fintech company that offers fee-free banking with no hidden fees or credit checks. Unlike traditional banks that gatekeep rewards and charge fees, Chime focuses on accessibility and simplicity, allowing users to build credit through everyday spending.

Yes, Chime offers a range of benefits including no monthly fees, free overdraft protection up to $200, and rewards for regular spending. It also helps users build credit with no credit check required.

You can sign up for Chime by visiting chime.com/ysk. The process takes only a few minutes and requires qualifying direct deposits. Terms and limits apply, and full details are available on chime.com/disclosures.

No, Chime is a fintech company, not a traditional bank. Its banking services are provided through a partnership with Chime Bank, but it operates differently by focusing on user-friendly, fee-free banking.

Chime offers a fee-free overdraft feature up to $200, meaning you can go over your balance without incurring fees, making it a helpful option for unexpected expenses.

The guests discuss how sharing personal details—like family history or past experiences—with a stranger can feel uncomfortable, especially after a long friendship, highlighting concerns about privacy and trust.

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