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If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get anything. Any Spotify ads during our show. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast episode 218. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. You alright? You hurt yourself? Oh dude. Oh, wedding ring right to front knuckle. That's a wedding ring knucky, sissy. I thought you had a rubber band. No. Oh gosh, no. Dude, can I say that. Me and my clicks and ticks knew how to get rid of it. I threw it out on the highway actually. I hope a bird didn't eat it. But I literally would fidget with it like this. I did this sequence and it never failed. I did it the whole car ride home. And one day I caught myself in it and I said, what is wrong with me? I'm a grown man. Threw it out the window. I've never been a fan of the rubber ring. Maybe it's because I'm a boosh. I'm a little boosh. I'm a little. You're past a little boosh. I like this. I like a little bit of this. You said, look at my watch. You held your hand like that. No one does that. It wasn't my watch. It was my slap bracelet. And speaking of watches, I got a Pokemon smartwatch. It takes digital photos, videos, and MP3s. MP3s is crazy. It takes photos. What did you say? Photos, digital what? Digital video. Digital video. What? That thing has a camera? Yeah, look. It's a camera right there. Me and Sarah made out on it. So there's only one video. It's us. It's us making out on it. Dude, you. I mean, you are the epitome. Epitome. You are the epitome of I'm going to use my free will correctly. Dude, yeah, I am. Dude, babe, I bought this freaking Pikachu digital video-taking Pokemon watch. Let's. Tongue. Let's just absolutely make out. Yeah, and then I bought a Gengar. A pillow. Pillow. It's very. I'm not going to lie. When we were in New York, you called it Gengor, but I didn't have it in me to. I was also 99% drunk in New York. Like, can I say that? Oh, oh. Dude, let's do a New York review. New York review. Hey, New York review. Huh? New York review. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey! Hey! New York review. Me and Cam took a boys trip to New York. We did. It was very fun. Very quick. Very fun. It felt like college again. Me and you. I love when it's just me and you before they came along and ruined everything. Oh, my God. That's so rude. I love us. Yes, I love us too. Hanging out together. Now, I also have deep love for the whole situation here. No, I do. I love all of them as well. I love it more when it's just us and it's honest. And I think that's okay to say. That's fine. Yeah. I've never met a man as straightforward as you. I mean. You're just like, dude, no, I like you, but I like it more when you're not here. Have a good one. That's just crazy. Honesty is the best policy. It is. Well, yeah. And you were not honest at the start of our New York trip. How. What did I possibly lie about? What did I lie about in New York? Cam. Before we even started the trip, Cam costed me. Dude. How about. Hey, fist. Welcome to my face. Cam wasted $600 of my USD. Okay. No. Okay. $600 before the trip started. Now, that's wrong. That is wrong. Oh, how? That's wrong because of one thing. One very, very important detail. What happened? Now, I'm going to describe this story, and if you interrupt, it ceases. Okay? That's how it's going to work. So. Wait. Oh, no, no. Wait. Before you start. And I'm going to tell truth. Facts. Your truth? Words on the. My hands on the holy. Words. That's the armrest. This is an armrest of a leather cap, not leather. The whole truth or your truth? The whole. The truth. Oh, dude. My truth. Oh, God. I don't even want to hear it in the comments. There's the truth. What happened? Okay. There's. What happened? Okay. If he tells a lie, I do have right to interject. No, you do not. I have right. No, just wait. Wait till the end. Matter of fact, raise your hand. You raise your hand, I grant you action. Okay. There's my pause. Okay. So, before going to New York, about the 11th hour, like a whole day before we leave, I go. I go, dude, what hotel are we staying at? We need to check our itinerary. So, we go and check it, and neither one of us were like, oh, I don't know. So, then a couple hours go by, and it's like nighttime before we're about to leave. So, I'm like, bro, I don't think we have a hotel. Can I preface that this trip was paid for by a company? Yes. This trip was paid for. Flights, everything. We knew where we were going, but we did not know where we were going to lay our head. Yes. And I go, hold on. Let me check. He was out doing something with family. So, I said, you know what? I'm going to check. I go to the itinerary. Now, I did not see any hotel accommodations. So, I text back, oh, wow, we need to get a hotel. Very important step right there. He's interjecting. I'm not. I'm emphasizing what you're saying. That's a very important step. That's very important. Cam checked the itinerary and told me we have no hotel. Yes. Cam said that out of his mouth. I said that. I said, we don't have a hotel. We need to get one. So, then P finishes his night with his fam, comes back home, clickety-clack, bang, boom, hotel secured, $609 after tax. Now, the very next day, we're getting ready to leave, and we look, and I just look at the itinerary again for my confirmation number for the flight. There's a hotel. Now, how I did not, how I missed that the first time, I have no clue. Like a five-star hotel. Like, we had a, I mean, arguably an incredible, like, probably one of the nicest hotels I've stayed in in New York so far. It's fantastic. Beautiful hotel, and it's paid for. So, ring-a-ding-ding, hey, P, we have a hotel. Try to cancel that. Now, he tries to call and cancel. No one answers. It just goes to this recorded line. So, out the $609. Now, this is where I am prideful, but I will stand my ground. He says, you owe me $609. The reason I declined to accept that as truth is because it was an honest mistake. It was an honest mistake. It's true. But, it was the company account that we, listen, no, oh, before you start, it was the company account that we used for travel expenses. Anything the company needs. Now, did I still, that's a mess up. I am at fault, 100%. Yes. I don't think I have to give you, in your personal wallet. I didn't say personal. $609. No, company accounts under my name, so it has to come to me regardless. It is, but we've had, oh, my God, we've had such bigger mix-ups than that. Oh, my God. We've, like, triple booked flights on the company account. No one's had to repay it. You, he's trying to manipulate and take advantage of me. A poor little lost widow. You're trying to, I don't know. You're trying to take advantage of me. We stop at the card shop, literally 30 minutes before the Uber picks us up to go to the airport. We go, let's buy some packs so we can rip them in the airport. We go to the card shop. I want two of these. He wants two of those. We get up to the counter. This man turns into a literal lawyer. And so, hey, by the way, bro, you know he'd be in jail if it wasn't for me right now? And the guy's scanning. He's like, wait, what? He's like, oh, no, yeah, he owes me $609. Maybe you should pay for my cards, Cam. And I go, oh, no, go to hell. Not happening. And the guy goes. And the guy goes, dude, I don't know. The way it sounds, you should probably buy his cards. And he starts joining in on me. And then I give him this whole story. And he goes, dude, I'm not going to lie. I think you're at fault. You should buy his cards. I end up buying his cards. Then he ends up pulling a Chase card out of the stuff I bought. I pulled like a $20,000 John Cena card or something. I mean, it's fantastic. It's so stupid. I do not. I still. No, I'm just saying. So your story has changed a little bit because before you were neglecting responsibility. And that's where I was getting upset. No, it is my fault. You're like, no, it's not my fault. I'm not doing it. It was an accident. It's not my fault. That's what you were saying up until the point of the camera. So I'm glad now on a public forum. No, that is not. So it's fine. No, that is not. It's fine. I always said it was my fault. I messed up. Didn't see that. But I'm not giving you $600 of my dollars from this mistake. Yeah. That's what I was saying. But I ended up paying for the sleeves. Yeah. He bought the $299 sleeves. I bought the over $300 in the cards. But it's fine. And he pulled a crazy card in the airport. Yeah. It's on my TikTok if you want to watch it. It is. But another thing that happened. Is me and Cam went to the airport together, right? Yes. And normally when me and Cam go to the airport together, if we get recognized, we get recognized together. Yes. It's like, oh, y'all are the guys from the podcast. I've never heard. Oh my God. I forgot about this. I've never been so disrespected in my life. Like ever. Oh no. This was actually, I mean, this was absolute bananas. Yeah. This was insane. So we go through TSA and at the end of TSA, when you're picking up your bags, there's an agent right there. The agent, I guess, had sex. I've seen Cam before. Yeah. So him and Cam dap up. He goes, oh my guy. And then the guy, the TSA agent's talking to Cam about the podcast. He literally goes, oh, how's the podcast going? I'm standing right there, by the way. Like I'm right next to Cam. Literally not even a full extension of an arm. Like it's me and P is right next to me. I could like elbow P. Yeah. So this guy's basically having a conversation with both of us, but just looking at Cam. So I'm standing there and I'm not in a disguise. My face is out. You're not even on your phone. No, I'm wearing YSK. tour merch like that's gonna be available on tour i'm wearing that right so he knows i'm like that's this is me right 100 he's talking to cam and he goes uh where's the other guy literally says that p is directly next to me he goes where's the other guy yeah and i was like i mean he's right he's right here tell him what he said he goes no no no the guy you do the podcast with he literally he literally payton standing right next to me wearing the ysk house tour merch yeah and every video he's seen of me i'm in every single one he goes where's the other guy i went well he's right here he goes no no no no no like the guy you do the show with the other guy and i went he both said um and at this time i'm like oh he's like a little lost so i extend my hand for the dab to show you like hey it's me i go oh what's up bro he literally goes where's the guy you do the pod with yeah he you ignores my dab no it was i'm 50 of the you like i'm half of it you can flip a coin i am always the other choice you've never seen ysk content i'm not in that's never happened dude ever buddy ever mr agent literally he said he said oh yeah what's up he was like no no wait like where's the other guy yeah and i don't i think he was talking about k-rob because the what i mean what the robbie moved the drink i don't know holy i think he's talking about k-rob because the first time we went to uh it was something oh when we were going to the wwe and you were on a separate flight we were on different flights and me and k-rob were on the same one yeah we went through that exact tsa and met that guy oh but the fact that he said the guy you do the show with that's not you don't do the show with him i literally said uh right right here he said oh no the other guy he refused to acknowledge my existence on the board you didn't even touch me like i was disguised like i was the bottom leg yeah bro that oh my god i completely forgot about that no no you now this is something i think you forgot about in new york this will be the last thing so okay we are we're grown little girls and we decided to have a little new york girls night we did have a girls night new york to a little billiard a little pool hall didn't shoot any pool but we drank a lot underground pool halls really underground outside of webster hall yeah i ate pretzels that weren't that did not belong to me oh my god cam dude this proves my point i ate communal pretzels this proves my point how nasty cam is yeah it was kind of bad we showed to a bar right this bar is like and it's late at night so this bar has been used and abused all night oh it's i mean it's sticky you're walking around yeah so we sit at the bar top right yeah at the bar top you could tell there's like the the drink rings on the bar like somebody had just sat there the seat was still hot from somebody oh yeah right on the bar there was like a bowl of like pretzels that somebody had ordered from before big bowl like you can't tell me it doesn't look like a communal bowl yeah that's a huge you do for like your like family at like movie night yeah like that is a huge bowl of pretzels cam sits i get there first yeah cam had to go back to the room for something i get there first i see the bowl of pretzels i'm like yeah i'm not acknowledging this this used foreign bowl of pretzels it's disgusting that it's still out by the way so i sit next to it cam comes by sits down he goes oh dude pretzels and i go cam those are there's a bin here and he goes i don't give a and he starts wolfing these foreign pretzels i mean i smack about a third of the bowl so much to the point where like he's making he sounds like a pit bull i'm over here i'm like eating these pretzels so much to the point where the bartender realizes that cam's eating pretzels that he didn't order and she comes and he's like oh sir no no and he's like well one more yeah one more he's like wrestling but my pretzel bowl from the bartender why are you trying to take it away though just because i didn't pay for it i understand that part but i'm eating it like why you're just gonna throw them away that's the part i didn't agree with that's for the rats outside new york but it's not if i buy a beer i'm gonna throw it away and i leave and there's a sip of a beer and someone else comes up and takes it they shouldn't be wrong if you're topping off other people's beers that's crazy no i'm not i'm saying the same thing but reverse no someone bought the pretzels i was enjoying them why did she take them away she got like i think she was jealous that she couldn't eat them that's the same thing of like say you're like you walk into a texas roadhouse right if someone bought the steak yeah but they want you to buy but they want you to buy a steak too i mean that's true it's not it's not a like that's true that's it's not a hammy down restaurant that's a good point it's like eat what people don't that's a nasty welcome to seconds where you walk in and you get what you get oh you walk imagine that you walk into a restaurant that has a fridge in there and like if you don't finish your meal you just throw it in the fridge and oh that's disgusting oh my god you buy a five dollar raffle ticket there could be like a tomahawk steak in there or could just be like some cold mashed potatoes oh my god do we need to patent that no i would never walk in you can either sit down be seated and wait on it or you buy a five dollar admission ticket to the fridge i mean that cannot be hippo and no matter what's in there you get to pull one entree i mean the cdc would not approve oh at harmony bank we believe that better happens together we're a locally owned bank built on relationships and personally committed to your success our community bankers are ready to make quick decisions no big bank bureaucracy just a custom approach to help you thrive from business loans to mortgages and everyday banking needs harmony bank provides a secure modern experience with a touch of texas hospitality we're harmony bank where better happens together anyway so i i mean i'm absolutely mauled the pretzels they were good too rolled gold solid pretzel but i eat the pretzels we have a lot of drinks and it's time to go back to the hotel so to fast forward this just know we were drunk to the point where he is in his underwear doing front flips in his bedroom he's doing front flips front flips landing on me with his bony ankles and knees it was terrible yeah i was trying to see how high i could get did i ever elevate say you never want it was more of an outward like you didn't go up you would flip like this you're like i would literally get in my underwear like by the way i'm butt naked it's just my underwear and i bring my underwear oh oh my god oh my god you can see pubes no no no that can't stay no i can't stay oh my god i mean i saw absolute pubic region yeah oh yeah shut out to the whatever it is revolting uh so sarah's on the other side of the road first off dude sarah you i mean that's your wife let's just put that sarah is applauding him like a one-man team she's like go baby go baby go payton's in the bathroom as far as you can get away from the bed literally going like this in his draws going louder babe louder i can't hear you she's like go baby go baby go and i'm just like the broker of this moment i'm holding the phone going it was ridiculous he's doing front flips so it gets to the point i call it i'm like yeah i'm getting out of this i was like this is not for me and i say this simple line i go man you know i'm i'm that type of drunk right now like i kind of want to go back and shower and just turn it real hot and just sit down in the shower and payton word for word goes bro don't do that you could die yeah what do you mean yeah yeah he literally said bro you you you haven't heard you can die if you sit down in the shower you can it's like falling asleep in the bath who said i'm asleep in the bath oh my god you did say a bath is still water still you can go under you are sucking in water it fills your lungs you drown i hate a shower okay drains how can you i i hate i hate to be like that kind of person but a bath you can keep running what you can keep running a bath with the drain open it's the same thing as a shower at that point you take baths with the shower running it's the sexy baths i don't i don't take baths but i've seen people like you you fill it up to a point right with the drain closed and then you open the drain and keep the shower and keep the bath water running it's 100 of thing so it's the same principle with the shower you can definitely drown in a shower sitting down that's like saying you could go outside and pop a squat and sit crisscross when it's rainy i don't do that you there's no there's no water for you to drown yes there is so if so there's a couple things here first of all if you're like this right and you're drunk that's what i'm saying that's you got to add that caveat yes you were intoxicated very intoxicated yes so if you sit down first of all i can't imagine you sitting down on the ground like you have too much mass why i did sit down by the way when i said oh yeah i got i had to get a little more hot that tile was cold on my but it was good after that so you're sitting down in the shower right and if that shower it's hitting directly in the face and you fall asleep or pass out that is a that is genuinely a way to die no it is not cam that's the same thing of like falling asleep like on your back and you throw up you can die that way i learned that in dare my officer dan you can't die first off okay if you pass out yeah you're immediately open to any form of death you don't know what's going on anything can happen the phone could fall off the wall hit you in the head the right spot it's true but you don't want to be under a waterfall either so that's what i'm saying that increases the chance and you there's no way you think i'm wrong the second option is if you sit on the drain then it becomes a bathtub who's sitting on the drain how big's the shower you saw that hotel is gorgeous the shower's huge Huge. Your shower was way bigger than mine. I had the handicap room. I had the corner of the handicap room. Yeah, they saw you and they were like. There was a lot of space. Really wide doorways. Definitely made for a wheelchair. But, is that what those are for? 100%. Is that why the handicap room doors are so big? Is for wheelchairs? Yeah! What do you. You just thought they had big doors? Harder to push open doors? Thought it was some sick, twisted joke? No, it wasn't that. Let's give them a metal door in the handicap room. No, it's for more. I never thought about that. Yes. That's what the rails there are for, too. Wow. Anyway, this man thinks. There was a bathtub with a door on it. This man thinks. What'd you just say? There was a. One time I went to a hotel. It was a handicap room. It was a bathtub with a door on it. That makes sense. You could just, like, roll in there. It's not. That's not messed up. That's what I thought it was. No, no. Not the word roll. You said roll in there. Oh, no! I should have. You know, and now that's where. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's why. Forgive me. But, yeah, that was our New York trip. It was a crazy trip. I don't. I don't like getting drunk like that anymore. It was. It was fun, though. It was fun. Like, in the bounds of which we did it, we didn't do anything crazy. We didn't go out. We went out, but we just walked around. I'm saying, like, club or, like, something, like, popping spot where, like, we literally were just ducked off. Yeah. Enjoying drinks with each other, talking. Yeah, I'm glad you left the room because being around you is making me want to be more of a rock star. And so I was, like. Right before you left, I threw all the card holders at the wall and they, like, exploded everywhere. A hundred pack. A hundred pack of penny sleeves. He just picked it up, chunked it at the wall, exploded everywhere. Yeah, there was a point where I grabbed the lamp and I was banging it on the TV and I was like. I was like, do you think this can break the. No, dude. You get weird. When we're drunk together, you get weird when I try to leave you. You don't like when I leave you, bro. You try to make me stay. I forgot. You get strange, bro. I literally was like, hey, I'm going to go shower. You said, no, bro, stop playing. Get back in here. You literally said that. I said, no. I said, bro, it's really late. We got to wake up early. I'm going. You said, no, bro, it's. Get back. Come back. And I'm like, whoa. Yes, you do that every time. Why? You said, all right, you don't even have to talk to me. Can you just help me pick up the sleeves? It's like, you need me in your presence. You did say that. I said, please help me. You go, bro, just help me pick up the sleeves. I said, you threw it. You're a mess. You said, bro, honestly, fuck you. But like, not yet. Come back. It is weird. Dude, I just like having fun, bro. I don't ever get to hang out. No, I know that. And I love that. But when you get to that threshold, it just gets. I'm like, is he going to be all right if I leave the room? That's when I start thinking, I'm like, he's sad, man. You close the door. Like, whiskey, unlock something in him. You're just like. You close the door. You put your ear up to the door just to check if I'm okay. He's like, oh, he literally left me. What would you do if you heard that? Oh, dude. Would you have come back in? Oh, I would have knocked on the door. I probably would have slapped you. Just be like, get together. Like, get it together, bro. What are you doing? I would have just been happy you came back. Yeah, you're right. You're like, you can stay, though. Dude, it's. No, I think if you would have stayed in that room a little longer, I would have invited you to sleep in the bed. I think so. Dude, is this more fun when you're there? Wait, let's answer the question. Did you ever shower? Did you take a sit-down shower? I can't remember anything after throwing the cards at the wall. I cannot remember much after that. I guarantee your dirty a**es woke up, put on the same golf pants, didn't brush your teeth, didn't shower, and you said, hey, bro, where you at? Like, how do I always beat you to get ready? Because you're disgusting. I'm like, Peyton, I got to get clothes on. I got to steam it. You did steam your clothes the night before. I did steam my clothes the night before because I knew I wasn't probably going to shower. So I was like, I have to get up. Watching you get ready to go work in a foreign city is an unbelievable sight. It's fantastic. Did you. Was this Liz's first Mother's Day? No. I literally have a son that's over one year old. I thought, well, that doesn't mean that he had a Mother's Day or that she had a Mother's Day. If he was born after Mother's Day, the first time. This would be his first Mother's Day. Okay, so we're going to rewind to the part where he's over 12 months old. Yeah, he's like 14. He's 15. He's going to be 16 here in two weeks. So with that logic, right, there's been an entire calendar of his life. Does that not make sense to anybody what I'm saying, though? Like, no, no, no. So let's do this. No, no, you should. Let me make sense. Let's do this game. Okay, listen. So say Malachi. Let's bring this to Christmas. Sure. Say Malachi was born. Malachi was born on December 26th. Yep. Right? And then this would be the first Christmas he had, because a year later. So he's born the 26th, but now let's say he's 13 months old. So he's lived an entire year, which means literally any day, any day, he's experienced it. Any day. Oh, yeah, you're drenched. I mean, I'm drenched. Wait, what did we do for Liv's first Mother's Day? I didn't think I wished for one, because I thought this was the first one. I thought this one was so special. You got all the gifts this year. You got a lot of gifts this year. I didn't get. No, you gave her a lot of gifts. Oh, yeah. Why would you get gifts for Mother's Day? Well, you said, I got gifts. You got gifts for Liv. Oh, boy, you said it. No, this is her second one. Oh, I don't remember the first one. You must not have done much. No, I did a great job. It was a good day. What'd you do? She enjoyed it. It was great. I don't know. I got her, like, flowers and some gifts and stuff. Oh, really? That's it? Yeah. I think I got her a massage and a whole spa day. A what? A massage. You said that with an R. A massage? You said a mer-sa-ge. I got a mer-sa-ge. But I watched a bunny get abducted on Mother's Day. Now, what? I mean, what? Like, TV? Real life? Real life. It was so sad. Outside of a McDonald's parking lot. A bunny was abducted? Yes. By man? By human? No, by regular crows. It was insane. So, me and Sarah were leaving the car shop. Oh. And we were driving past a McDonald's, and I saw, like, a bunny, like, jumping out of my peripheral. I saw a bunny jumping, and I was like, oh, there must be something. There must be a bunny playing over there. But then I saw a bunch of wings going like that, and I said, bunny can't be playing with birds. Yeah, they don't go to the same school, bunnies and birds. Oh, God. That's the east side, west side right there, boy. You know, Bloods and Cribs. Oh, God. Piru. Okay. So, Sarah literally goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And I'm like, what the f*** happened? Because I'm driving, right? I would be like, no, don't do that. Yeah. She goes, the bunny. I looked over. There's two black crows. Like, what the f***? Like, what the f***? Like, what the f***? Like, one of the. What color was the bunny? Brown. Oh, okay. So, there's two regular, and then there's one bunny. One of the birds is flapping off the big bunny. The big bunny's trying to get around the bird that's flapping, trying to get around it. So, f*** up his equilibrium. Yeah. I'm like, what is the bunny trying to go get? And what is the bird trying to protect? I look a little more. The bunny's little baby was getting swallowed. By the second crow. The second crow then lifts up the baby bunny, flies across my car, and I hit the bird under my right tire. And that's a double homicide without trying. On Mother's Day, I mean, I put that bunny through a lot. Let's say that. That bunny witnessed its child get abducted and then murdered. Murdered by a Cybertruck. And it was f***ed up equilibrium. The other crow was like. That bunny's like. Looks up, his kid's like. The bird's taking the. Dude, okay. I don't like how you tried to hide the fact that you murdered a bunny with saying, dude, I watched a crow abduct a bunny. You're the killer. No, okay, well, that's involuntary. I didn't tell you to fly under my tire. I mean, that's true. I mean, it was almost like. Calculated. It took a nosedive under the front right wheel. That baby must have just been a little thick. Like a thick baby. Yeah, a little thick baby. That crow kind of bit off more than you could chew. Literally. Literally. It took that baby, said. It went right into the tire, and then you said. Yeah. You said, ooh, we're going to be eating. Yeah. Straight to the tire. And then Sarah had the gall to get mad at me. She was like, why would you do that? Why would you kill it? And I was like, what do you want me to do? Oh, I would have been like, get out, Liv. Walk home. You're walking home. Why did I kill the bunny and the bird that I didn't even know was here until. You screamed like a lunatic. We'd already be on 75 right now. I'd already be close to the house. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's what happened as soon as we got back from New York. That is terrible. Bro, okay, Mother's Day for me. I have a story of where I went to Target. I already had all her gifts. Now it's time to get the bags. Yeah. I tried to do a good job, making it look clean and stuff, all the same bags. Right. So I'm in the bag aisle, and this presumably couple, I can only assume the way they were acting, mannerisms and stuff. This couple, I can only assume the way they were acting, mannerisms and stuff. This couple turns the corner, and I'm just looking, quiet, and no one to talk to, and they start talking. And the guy literally goes, oh, God, dude. I mean, why are we even getting her something for Mother's Day? And the girl goes, because it's your sister. And he goes, I mean, I know, but she's not even a mother, really. It's so new. The girlfriend goes, Jacob, she has two kids, and one's five years old. And he goes, I know. It's just not like, I don't know, dude. It's not the same. I mean, I don't even know what to get her. She was like, I don't know. We're going to get her flowers. We can get her, like, a cute gratitude journal. And he was like, dude, that's a waste of money and time. Let's just get her a vape and call it a day. He literally said that. Sounds like he knows his sister. Oh, yeah. And I'm just, like, going through the bags. I'm like, oh, my God. And the girl. CJ, I absolutely just farted. By the way, I hope that picked up. He said, pfft. The girl's like, no, Jacob, don't do that. Like, he goes, what? It's all she wants anyway. She just wants to smoke her vape. Yeah. And the girl goes, but that's a bad habit. We need to try to get her off. And, you know, let's just get her something thoughtful. His very next thing. And this is where I was just like, I mean, he's either a hilarious brother. Yeah. Or he knows his sister. He goes, all right, follow me. Let's go to the wine. I'm just like, God, I mean, good. who's more right and wrong in that situation i think it's i mean it's it's yin and yang i think i don't know the situation but i i saw it on the side of the brother because if you know obviously his intentions like i don't care about this at all but if i am gonna get her a gift i'm gonna get her a gift that i know my sister actually like like yes the right thing to do on mother's day is the is the flowers and the cards and the diary or whatever but isn't a gift something that the person's actually gonna like okay let's let's flip it say you and me say k-rob k-rob's addicted to the casino yes addicted bad like he's down he has horror stories he's addicted to it this isn't a hypothetical by the way no i said this is hypothetical i said this is a hypothetical oh he said yeah that's true so he's down bad i mean disgustingly down probably probably gonna get a black eye next time he goes right so you and me it's his birthday we're going to buy him gifts yeah i go and you know that jacket you know that jacket we're going to buy him gifts yeah i go and you know that jacket we're going to buy him gifts yeah i go and you know that jacket we're going to buy him gifts yeah i go and you know that jacket we're going to call him you go bro all the nonsense let's get him a free night at the at at the hotel at the casino okay let's just send the casino yeah and i go that's not right we need to we're trying we're trying to wean him off you go that's all he cares about that's all he really wants he'd actually appreciate that right do you still think the same yes is he in a is he in a position of life where going to the casino is ruining his life like he's in debt he's we don't i mean that's the unknown because we don't know oh and if it's unknown then that's not my responsibility like it's not my responsibility like if he was a crackhead i wouldn't buy him the crack but i'd get him a lighter like i want him to have fun it's his it's his job to wean off the bad stuff it's my job that my friend has fun i mean i mean the picture we paint of me is wicked i mean first you can look at me and know i don't do crack you don't have a crack milk no the way you drove the way you drove into the parking lot today gave crack yeah yeah you you're a crackhead you don't do crackheads you don't you're not a crackhead build a pipe spoon lighter no but i'm saying that is a good thing i think you're tripping really why if we actively know like okay let's answer your question maybe we know it's a struggle he enjoys it but we know it's a struggle like struggle how like it's actually affecting his day-to-day ruining his life but it's not a good this just sounds like real life that does sound like real life but you're aiding aiding and no i'm saying that happened to her like this like our actual friendship this sounds like it's happening oh my god because i because robbie will tell me like on a tuesday be like bub i just went to the poker house i'm down three grand and then on friday but you want to go to the casino and he goes good time like that's that's what we do he goes get back or get more down yeah right robbie am i lying i keep a detailed log of every single gambling transaction i make and i mean that in exactly where i'm at and it's not gambling it's not gambling it's calculated risk taking oh he has a problem i mean that's you have a log yeah i have a folder on my phone and it holds my spreadsheet as well as my poker app and literally the folder is labeled calculated risk i mean this is addiction 101 that's like that's like that sounds like those dallas finance bros that are like like do eight balls all the time and they're like fast food really you really fast food i literally i practically live at sweet greens yeah then they go home they're literally hit and blow yeah okay so now with that is that a better addiction or is that a better addiction or is that a better addiction or is that a better what coke no not coke being that like deep dive into it where you have a folder and a spreadsheet yeah does that make it more acceptable or more like holy you know what i think it is i think it's making it seem more professional than it is like it like it helps you display your addiction better like right i think that's a house like as a front i'm opposite i argue i think that is wise i think that's better yes like for people like you like to explain to people like you that that will help cover the front for you like you're like oh okay now you're making sense yeah like for me i can see right through that like i know you're a degenerate and you have a problem there's there's a difference in being in a degenerate and having a problem i mean it's silver lining or it's like very thin right there missed my rant to do to going and playing some poker have you paid your rent playing some poker 100 yes oh my god that's good oh my god but okay i like this topic of gift giving i'm very very new to gift giving in the fact of like in the new way i'm doing it oh okay i always and i it took a lot of realization for me i'm a very selfish gift giver i'll give somebody something that i think is cool oh my god yeah dude don't even like i can't talk because i've received some amazing gifts from oh yeah sorry the rolex with the first or second one no that's what i'm saying and i'm seeing that i know what you're talking about yeah you'll be like bro that thing's sick they're like i'd never touch this you're like bro you like and you're like all right i'm taking it you'll just take it yeah so i think that's the new thing i'm i'm working on how have you changed i haven't but i'm thinking about it i'm like i'm really starting to think about it it's like i need to start thinking of the other person what they want what that's literally what a gift is yeah that's what i'm realizing but it took some time to understand that because because i have to look for most people i have to look below what i think is cool for no he's a terrible receiver of a gift just just two days ago i gave him something that i know he could use would be beneficial to him and he makes you feel bad for giving him a gift okay it's a cologne that i know he could use and i was like hey this is a cheaper version of what you what you purchase normally oh you said his buzzword you killed it hold on it'd be great we're going on tour and i give it to him and instead of him being like oh thanks brother appreciate he goes oh you must be rich i mean you're just giving me something like oh and i was like payton payton it's 30 and he goes more than what i got you know what i'm saying or you give him a nice gift and he goes oh man you shouldn't have spent that much on me just take the gift just take it first of all the cologne thing he just he's saying that story backwards first of all he he violated my personal space like he you know how he gets too close robbie has a close problem like he gets way too in your i i do yeah so first of all he just breaks it in my house where you going after that old cubs first of all you're pending a lawsuit for that so where are you going so we i'm in my i'm in my house i'm in my office right i hear the door open i'm like no one's supposed to be here no one's supposed to be coming incorrect yeah i hear the door and i just i know i hear him coming down the hallway and he comes in and he's just in my office now i'm working right and he has this big bottle of cologne doesn't say hi to me he goes let me spray this on you i go what the if i like i just showered i just put on my cologne that's not even hey payton that is indeed what happened he will i'm dude i can't i can see that he goes hold on let me get some yeah yeah that's exactly what he did oh on me hey not hey can i be in your home yeah nothing hey let me get he goes let me spray this on you and i go what the i'm like no i'm like no robbie no literally 10 seconds before that no one was in your house no no one was with you you're doing whatever you're doing and now you're getting sprayed from and then i go no robbie goes don't be like that do not come on that and he goes i'm trying to do something for you and i go i don't want it right i don't want cologne on me i have my own cologne he goes you're not going to regret it can you trust me with something like you always look down on me and then i go robbie i go okay here i have this piece of paper spray it on here like and then i can smell it on there it ain't the same bub he goes no find a spot you know find a spot give me some skin you're gonna get anosmic if you put it on the paper and then this mother turns around and he goes just look at the spray on it and is spraying like 10 sprays he goes oh bub tell me that's not a god dang atomizer oh my that's exactly what he said so my whole room smells like this cologne oh did it smell good no it smelled great okay and then i go dude that does smell good and he goes and you let me spray it on you let me come on take your clothes off and then i'm like no no and he goes well you can have it and i go what and he goes yeah you can have it i just bought it i just bought it to smell it see what it was like so you didn't buy it for me you bought it to smell it and then you said you didn't want it and i was like you don't want it and he goes no i just bought it because i wanted to smell it actually incorrect i didn't tell you i ordered that months ago for your birthday and it just now came in now you didn't tell me that yeah okay because it is a dupe of your favorite cologne i will gladly take it by the way is it is it i i'm just in my it's in my bathroom okay is it chiaka snow it's it is yep i knew it yep just off and and so i i and actually i went to links to the point where i reached out to a local influencer and he was going to give me a bottle of it okay but i was like man i already ordered it like it will get here it finally came in i was giving it to you i didn't i didn't preface that i knew you would just appreciate it but somehow i'm the bad guy for giving you oh you must be rich oh just give me a bottle of cologne no i said the must be rich thing after he said oh i just bought it to smell it yeah that's a very that's a you must be rich thing after he said oh i just bought it to smell it yeah that's a very rich line. I can't lie. I love you, Robby. You can't go sample it! These aren't things you can just go sample. You have to buy them. You've got to buy to try. He goes, I bought those tinnies just to touch them a little bit. Just see how they feel on the foot. You can have them. Okay. I mean, that's funny. That's funny as hell. But I have a question for you that I thought of this weekend. Hit me with it. So this is the question I thought of this weekend. And I was in the car with Sarah. Okay. Now, GPS might be the most impressive piece of technology that's ever existed. It's insane, isn't it? It is unfathomable how smart GPS is. No, yours is like spooky level. Yes. Yours is different. So this is what happened, right? And this is what really made me think of it, right? First of all, the mapping out of GPS, whoever took the time to put all that in there is insane. Oh, yeah. Like whoever put all the street signs in there, all the restaurants, all the red lights, whoever did that, you deserve a medal of honor. Everything. Like a purple heart. Well, no. Something high up there. Not the purple heart, though. Salute. Yeah. West side. I'm just kidding. Piru. Piru. Crips, Bloods, and everything in between. Hoovers. I go, I absolutely am getting affiliated. I'm just kidding. So, okay. You dare wouldn't want to see me in a dark alley. I'd be like, here, take it all. Take it all. Like you forgot something. Dude, honestly, my car keys. Here you go, bro. Let me call my wife. She'll bring some from the house. She'll just wire it to you. Love you, babe. Okay, GPS. She's not watching. So. Let's be honest. I could literally say whatever I want right now, and she will never see it. Put her through the test. Put her through the test real quick. Dude, I don't like Liv's toe hair. She's never going to see it. Okay. Anyway, so GPS is unfathomable. The way that, the reason I thought about this is because me and Sarah were in the car, right? And we were going to a restaurant. The restaurant was a little far out, right? And I've never been here. So, I went to my car, and I typed in the address. Now, it said it was going to take 33 minutes. That's very specific. That is specific. So, first of all, impressive enough. How do you know that? Yeah. I've literally always thought that. Yeah. How the hell? Because it should be, like, GPS is too advanced almost. It's crazy. Keep going. Because this is what made me think of it. We're going. We're driving a little bit. But, like, 10 minutes into the drive, we hit an ungodly amount of traffic. Yes. When I say, like, bumper to bumper, hella red lights. Like, this was park type traffic. Bad. But the time never went up. For the destination to get there. It never went up. So, that means this GPS knew I was going to be at this red light with this much traffic at this time. How the f*** did you know that? Dude, it's f***ing witchcraft. No, it's not. That's not easy. So, I'm, like, my whole thing is, like, what if I decided to change one lane? What if I decided to go to the left lane? Exactly. How does it know that? Dude, that's, I've always thought about that. Because you can do, like. It's simple math. Yeah. Right. Okay. This spot is where you live. This spot is seven miles away. Right. These are the roads you take. This is how long it should take with the local speed limits. Right? How do you know? How do you know this light is on four-way stop mode? How do you know that these people. How do you know when people crash? How does it know when people crash? And how, but this is. Like, I know it can, like, there's user reports. Yes. Who's doing that? You're on a highway going to work. This is even crazier. Right? How does it know what speed limit I'm going to go at? Yes. What if I decide to. Who actually just go the speed limit? Who actually does that? We always go a little bit over. Exactly. We're in Texas. But it's accounting for that. Like, it knew I was going to go a little bit over the speed limit to make it in 33 minutes. What if I decided to go the speed limit? What if you decided to go slower? What is happening? Like, how does it. What if it was a scenic view type of thing? GPS is more impressive than AI technology. Like, it is. It is. Like, no, no, no. Like, the fundamental use, the daily use of GPS. Oh, so over, so underappreciated and overlooked. It's like the doorknob. GPS deserves. Like, no one appreciates that. Oh, GPS. It's way better than an old knob. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Well. Oh, way better than a knob. Okay, like the wheel. I would put GPS up there with the wheel. Like, you don't understand how much you need a wheel until you don't have a wheel. See, okay, but this is what I'm saying, too. And now this, now this might be controversial. The wheel, one of the greatest inventions ever. Yeah. But it's like, it's, I hate to say this. It's, it was kind of like obvious. Like, you kind of needed something like that. It's like, oh, we're dragging all this so heavy. What can I make that can make this easier? Right? And some guy was like, ah, some. It just goes and goes and goes. It's crazy. And it's like, okay, the wheel. It's incredible. But who sat down and thought, let's make GPS. Let's send something to space. Yeah. To where it gets all this. And it tells me what right hand turn I need to make to get to Lowe's. And that's going to reroute me. And sometimes you can have the Jonas Brothers voiceover or maybe Barney. Oh, my God. Are you crazy? But you know what? GPS has been around for so long. The old school little garments. Dude, the thing is, this is getting crazier. Who? Did we talk about this in our personal lives or on the podcast? Who invented the stairs? Dude, I don't remember. Was that personal life? We didn't talk about it on here. It was on the pod? Yeah, I think it might have been on the Patreon. Because we talked about, like, how is there even, like, a second story? And then who thought of stairs? Yeah, it was like, who decided I want to go up? Genuinely, who said, ah, we made a house. Let's just do it again right on top of us. Yeah. I don't know anybody where land was a restriction. Or you can't go left, right, front, back. You gotta go up. This is thousands of years ago. They have stairs in the Roman Coliseum. Like, who thought we should go higher, not wider? Yeah, it is impressive. What were you saying about GPS? That's less impressive than you're making it. Why? Like, the time adjustment? It's all just a data collection of everybody else that's using the same GPS. Dude, that shit, that shit. Wait, did you hear that? Wait, what was that? Oh, do you hear that? No, I can't. It's a little faint. I kind of hear it now, though. It's the dry enough. It's all, it's just a data collection of reallocated sources that's third-party tested and not funded by the government. It's open source, so they keep their heads on top of it. They know what red light you're gonna turn in, alright? No, but GPS is fundamentally, like, insane. No, the part, okay, the part that I think, to piggyback, even though we just completely roasted him, it is a data collection. That's the shit I don't like. That's it. Data collecting? Bro. They know your intestines. They know everything about me. Yeah, I don't care. Have you seen, okay, have you seen the simplest of videos where people, I've literally watched a YouTube video where a man, the whole video, made a new TikTok, like, on a new device, made a new TikTok from scratch. Yeah. And then time-lapsed it. Granted, there can obviously be some cheating in there, but he seemed like he was doing this for scientific, like, purposes. Okay. So he just talked and talked and talked about it. About, uh, it was either dog food or cat food. Okay. Something like that. And he would just talk with the phone locked. Yeah. And just talk about, oh, I need to feed my dog. I wonder what dog food. Like, just literally feeding it dog food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog food ads. Yes. No, it's 100% listening to you. And that's a known thing. Yeah. That's not even hidden. That's a known thing. I remember when it was first, like, it questioned, like, whenever Instagram ads were starting to pop up. And now it's just, like, known. But that train of thought makes me think, like, bro, I genuinely feel like every TV in my house, my Alexa, my phones. Yeah. I think everything. I don't. And it's an ear. When you really think about that, that is an eerie feeling. See, I, you're, it's so different for me. Like, I used to love it when I was single. Because it's like, how does my Explorer page know exactly the kind of woman I like? Like, it was like, to the key. Like, not even a single thing outside of my type. Like, it was, it was. I was like, another one. And I was like, and then I was like, I'm about to go to, I'm about to go to Miami. Wherever. And I was like, oh, they're right there in my, like, it's like, it's like, how did it know what I was looking for? It's insane. It's insane. And I used to love it. I don't like that. I don't like that, bro. I, I, you know, I recently thought about getting, like, an old, like, a burner phone. Yeah. Now I can't, like, I would obviously keep this. Are you coming back in style? I would keep, not even for style. Just for, to kind of, like, eh. But then I think I just watch too many shows like that. Yeah. I watch too many, like, like, homelands and, like, secrecy and night agents and stuff like that. I was thinking about buying a flip phone again. But you know how you used to type on there? You had to, like, to get to C, you'd have to hit two, three times. Dude, wasn't that, was it called T9 texting? Oh, I don't remember. But it was, like, I was so fast at it. I remember I was so good at it. And I tried to do it again the other day. And I was so disappointed in myself how bad I was with it. It's bad. And I don't know how to spell banana. And spelling banana on that is f***ing puzzling. I mean, it is a, it is magnificently hard to spell banana on an old phone. I haven't even thought about that. A, B, A. You know, B, A, N, A, N, N. Incredible. Oh, my God, dude. That used to be, we used to have T9 text-offs in school. It was, like, the first version of, like, a words-per-minute test. We put, like, a prompt up and two dudes would have to text against each other. I was a loser. Yeah. Let's just put that out there. I was a loser. We were having pissing competitions. Oh, we had that, too. Until one kid tried to jump streams. And you talk about apps. Jump streams? What does that mean? Like, jump over people paying? Two dudes. Who could go as far back? Yeah. And keep the piss in the urinal. And one kid thought it was double dutch. And started jumping over their urine. Yeah. And I literally said, I'm never coming to this again. Yeah, he was white. I bought my ticket and everything. I was like, I'm not coming to this. All right, guys. Oh, my God. Okay. So, this happens in my house. This is a very vital and important question I'm going to ask you. Vital. This happens in my house quite literally every single night. Okay. Okay. I need to set the mood. And then it's a simple question. Depending on what you answer. I'm either going to absolutely kill you or we're going to rejoice. Your house is absolutely too loud, by the way. Can I put that out there? If I had to do like a Yelp review, house is too loud. I mean, baby, Liv, if Liv's mom's there, need earbuds. No, no. It's like, I love visiting your house whenever, like, all Liv's side's over there. But, like, I'm going to have a migraine by the time I'm home. Oh, yeah. Malachi's literally screaming. Lolly, the loudest voice ever. Liv, loud as hell. You just click clap. Dude, it's like. I was like, what's up, guys? Where do we want? Now, his house is literally like you take a psychedelic. Yeah. It's like a naked baby running around. He's like, oh, oh. Yeah, it's like. And Liv's like, ah, my back. Lolly's just going. There's tablet watches. And I'm just like. Submarines. I mean, there's everything out there. What was your question? Okay. Very important how you answer this. Does Gabe still like me? He was weird on the phone. No, he wasn't. You were out doing your own thing. Yeah, but you showed him the phone because I was on the FaceTime. I mean, normally he's like, ah, Uncle Pete. What's up, Pete? And I was like, bro. Maybe he was pressed. You didn't come and say what's up. Didn't invite me. I didn't invite anybody. It wasn't an invited thing. Okay, sorry. Here we go. So every night, me and Liv's routine is we get in the bed. Once Bubba's down, we get in bed. We watch a show, watch a movie, something. That is our us time. It is sacred. Yeah. Now, every night, one of us falls asleep first. Now, there's two vastly different ways we fall asleep. Okay. Say we're watching a show. With you and your significant partner. We are watching a show. Right. And one of you is about to get tired. Do you finish the episode, then turn the TV off, or do you just turn it off right where you're at and you fall asleep? Okay, first of all. Because this is polarizing, and me and Liv legitimately got in an argument over this. First of all, you got to finish the episode. You have to finish the episode. I mean. If I am tired, why am I trying? I am trying to stay awake through an episode. Cam, that's how. You turn it off. Okay. I'm literally fighting my sleep. I'm not going to remember what happened. Okay, that's user error, because you shouldn't even start the episode, then. That's selfish. It's like the third episode. It's not, I hit the bed, and I'm just like. You've definitely done that, too. 100%. But we're on the third episode. Okay. Why am I finishing it? Why are you starting it? Liv does the same. Why are you starting it, then? That's so selfish, and that's a lack of. And you just said that's y'all's sacred time. That's you and your partner's sacred. Your sacred time is watching a show together. And I'm trying to extend it as much. I was not tired at the beginning. You know Homeland. These episodes are 50 minutes. They're long episodes. When I hit the 20, 25 minute mark, oh, all of a sudden, my left eye is closing. I've really sunk down in the bed. It's time to go night-night. That's probably the most selfish thing you could do, is turn it off. Because what if we're at a climactic part, or the storyline is developing, right? Storyline's doing good. And then you're just like, dude, I'm not really feeling it anymore. And then I'm just here, blue-balled, seeing if Carrie is going to make it out. Okay, Carrie's going to make it out. She might have to go through, she's going to make it out. But my thing is, it is our sacred time. We watch this together, right? If I express, and the thing is, it can go the opposite way. If Liv gets tired, oh, let's cut it off. Fine, I'll scroll. Let me take you to a different example. Say we're having sexy time, me and you. Paying the camera, having sexy time. I'm out there getting a firm grasp on it, a little bit of wiggle on it. Now you're feeling good. We've done this for like, it's like 30, about 40 seconds. Yeah. I've done it for like a minute straight, and you're into it now. And then I'm like, nah, I'm tired. That is absolutely nowhere near watching Netflix. Oh, dude, there's some good. Or a playoff game. Yes, there is. Oh, my God, if you're doing it during a live event, that's crazy. That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. Like, you're the only person that is seeing this at this specific time. There's no for sure outcome of this. Okay, Netflix, a show or a movie. My whole thing is, tell me if this does not sound logical. Yeah, yeah. If I'm actively falling asleep. Yeah. And there's half an episode left, okay? Liv's going to finish it, then turn it off. I wake up, I go, what the hell? Did you finish it? She goes, yeah, we were watching it. And I go, all right, good night. We go to sleep. Tomorrow night, when it's sacred time, I have to catch up. No. No. You think I'm just skipping episode eight and going to nine? No, but it's. I didn't see it. I have to catch up. Now we're wasting time. No, you're wasting time. No, Liv's wasting time. Since you fell asleep, it's my turn to talk, actually. If we cut it off. It's my turn to talk. It's my turn. It's my turn. If we cut it off right when someone's about to lose it, then guess what? All you do is pick up where you left off. You're thinking about yourself, though. I'm saying if it's your choice to turn it off, if you want to go to sleep, it is your responsibility to catch up before it is our scheduled time to watch the show. We cannot go backwards. You think I have free time to watch Carrie Matheson in the piss middle of the day? Oh, that's adorable. That's the only time I watch TV is at night with my wife. That's your fault. Wake up earlier. It's like getting to the gym. If you and Sarah. If you and Sarah. If you and Sarah are watching. Wake up early. I'm going to set a 530 alarm to watch Carrie Matheson. If that's your special time, then yes, as a good husband, it's your responsibility. That's selfish. That's like. It's more selfish if I wake up to watch TV instead of sleep and rejuvenate. Because the Lord knows I'm going to need all of that energy that I just recouped. All of it. If you and Sarah are watching a show. Yes. And she's about to fall asleep. She's not allowed to. She's not allowed. That's a put that out there. It's like if you're. First of all, I tell her. I tell her. Let's flip it. Whenever we go to our. Whenever we go to the theater and she's like, let's watch a show. I'm like, okay. If you are not allowed to get on your phone. One. I set rules. That's a good rule. No. No. No. No phone. No sleeps. If I catch you doing either one of these things. Now is this is an independent date. You cannot. You cannot have a say. So when I watch this show. All right. It all. You know, call me what you want, but you can't call me not having fun. No, that's. I can call you a strict and jail. No, that is communicative. That is being honest. That's saying. Hey. Isn't it? Four. One. Two. Phone down. No sleep. Watch the show. Yes. I literally tell her no sleepies. That's our. That's our thing. No sleepies. But sleep. Okay. If I am watching. You control your sleep too. Dude, you're about to make me actually mad. If I had a long day, right? I had said in an hour and a half getting to work an hour and a half coming back. We did a great day here. I walk into a naked kid screaming dada and he's going crazy. I play with him and I've already watched two hours of the show with you. Yeah. Yeah. And I go for a third because you're still awake and I get tired. I don't think I should be chastised for it. But you're also like 32. I'm tired. Once you look it. You're also a grown man, Cam. So that means you should know. Hey, if I try to start another episode, I'm probably going to fall asleep in the middle of it. So let's just not start an episode. How about you being an adult? Dude. No, no. You're literally about to piss me off, dude. That is. That is so comparable. Am I wrong? That's so comparable to the NBA. That is so comparable to the NBA. What you just said. I don't like this. What you just said. I'm trying to give Liv more time and go as far as I can. You basically just said, I'd rather not make the playoffs than lose in the second round. That's what you said. Because I'm trying to start the third round because I'm attempting to finish it and go hard and I fall asleep and I fall short. You're like, oh, you should have the wherewithal to not even start the third episode. No, it's like being like, oh, we're not going to win the ring. So we shouldn't, we shouldn't even make the postseason. That's a false comparison. That's such a false comparison. False comparison? That's like saying, oh, I want to make it, but I'm just going to, I know I'm going to quit in the middle of the season, but I'm still going to be on the team. I know. I know I'm going to quit, but I'm going to, that's, that's a comparison. No, that's, I know I'm going to lose. But you get, falling asleep while watching the show is losing. That's not quitting. That's literally quitting. That's, I'm quitting. Falling asleep? You said you turn it off. I'm only turning it off because I'm falling asleep. Why are you turning it off if she's still watching? Because I'm not. Because you're selfish. And it's our sacred time. It's your sacred time. And then I have to catch up tomorrow night. That's all right. You're tripping. Dude, you're selfish. Dude, no wonder Liv calls me. That can't, that can't be that selfish. Liv, what? What did you say on your stupid little breath, little Pikachu Pokemon watch? What did you say? You said no wonder Liv calls you? When did she call you? She calls Sarah to talk to me. She does not call Sarah to talk to you. Get out of here. You're an absolute liar. No, I don't talk to Liv. Yeah. I call her a derogatory name and keep it going. Yeah, you do. Dude, I think you're jealous that your son says my name more than he says yours. Dude, he spams your name. Like, spams it. It used to be any, okay, it's to the point, any time I make a FaceTime, he goes, Pee! He always does that because he just assumes it's going to be you. I'll literally call my mom, Ryan, CJ, like, K-Rob, anybody. He goes, Pee! He does that. Yeah, it's my dog. Yeah, he loves you. He loves you. He loves your name. He gives me that look. He goes, Pee! Yeah, he goes, Pee! Yeah. Dude, his two front teeth are finally coming in. He looks like a little hillbilly. Oh, dude, he looks like a cowardly dog. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's bad. Oh, speak, dude. Okay. Honestly, I'm sharing this for the pure just self-humiliation. Okay. This is an absolute just aura loss story. Of me. That's it. I didn't know you had much to lose. Yeah, I don't think I have any after this. I'm going to McDonald's. This was actually after work. It was a long day. Dude, McDonald's is so good. It's so good, right? You know, here and there, it's fantastic. I am literally starving. I'm literally, like, that type of hungry, you look at your dog a certain way, and you're just like, oh, wow. I've never been that hungry. I've been that hungry. Well, you're just like, you've got some meat, Ruby. Like, that hungry, right? Yeah, yeah. I get to the McDonald's. I go through the drive-thru. There's a couple cars in front of me. I'm waiting. I get up to the window. The guy at my McDonald's knows me. I go, hey, what's up, bro? He goes, oh, how's it going? Da-da-da. He hands me my food. I immediately entered, like, a different world. I completely forgot there's cars behind me, that I'm in a drive-thru line, and I started eating my food right at the window. Cameron. And I swear on everything. How long did it take you to realize? Bro, he knocked on the glass again. No. He hands me the bag. I take the Powerade. I set it in my cup holder. I put the bag in my room. I sit in my right seat, and I start mowing fries. Mowing fries. This story, by the way, there's at least two more parts that are way worse than that. Okay. This is all in one interaction. Oh. Oh. All right. are closed eyes are closed i mean i'm in a different world yeah and i just hear and i go and i look at him he goes are you missing something he thinks i'm missing something and it hit me like like like i was just like oh my god i was like oh my god i'm just eating my food here i was like bro i'm so sorry i was just super hungry i go to peel off i'd put my car in park i go to peel off my car's in park i just go oh i'm revving oh so now that's even more embarrassing the guy's like uh he's like hey are you okay bro i was like yeah i'm fine he didn't drive yeah i'm already at like 3 000 rpm so i go take off i have to like slam my brake because right when that happened a car turned in oh cam it got to the point i said dude i can't even go home right now i said i need a minute like i need to chill out for a second yeah i go to park in a parking spot yeah that is on the side like the little side street of the drive-thru right so the same drive-thru guy can see me yeah i go to park in this driving spot parking spot you in my new car you know it's big yeah i don't realize how big it is i hit the little city at the bottom oh no and when i talk about my whole car said dude you're the worst driver ever and guess guess who's looking at me and i check my rear view i look at the window and he's really like this he just looks like he's sad for me he goes and i was just like i i was so embarrassed i could feel myself getting hot oh my god i was like i just did the the lamest ever yeah he probably thought you were high oh because you're closing your eyes at the wheel like eating smacking chewing slow you're staying there everything in park yeah why are you so hungry bro i think it was i want to say it was a day we were up here and i didn't eat the lunch like i didn't eat lunch i had like a bar or something and the traffic of course was like an hour 45 so by the time i got home it was already like dinner time i told live like hey you don't even cook i'll pick us up food that's another thing i had my son and wife's food in the car i decided to eat now that speaks to myself i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm i think we're starting to really realize how selfish you could be at times i was dying hungry okay so as you know me and cam have been talking about opening like cards recently we've been really into card rips yes so our friends at orbit sports cards saw us talking about and they're like hey we have some of these bowman packs which are fantastic packs like you can pull like exclusive like serialized yeah like it's fantastic so what you're looking for is autographed or um numbered cards yes right so they sent us packs and we said we will rip them on camera so hopefully y'all are into this if not 100 yes you know sorry but then we're gonna you're gonna see us shout out orbit orbit sports cards all right we're just gonna go all right now the real question is the real question is how jealous are you gonna be when mine hits and you don't it's not gonna happen all right in the comments right now put who you think is gonna pull a card okay i hope we like both yeah i hope we both or at least one of us so the question is are we going same time just go ahead we'll split it down the thing 50 50 okay i mean you're struggling over there i'm like shaking bro okay we got uh naz reed reptilian uh yep he's winning off rip i have i have a will richard rookie card you gotta go faster than that cam i mean we got two packs here two boxes two boxes like eight packs oh i will i'll i'll speed okay now you just gotta appreciate oh we got a bailey's highlight real shop of ace bailey rock star rookie i got an ace bailey um which one's better highlight real shot i don't know uh look here he said i don't mind all right okay okay okay so that's the time that's the top for me so far it's top for me so far pack three pack three here we go you know it's always about the steady the steady race oh we got we got a little we got a little christian anderson bowman chrome first edition from texas techie texas tech i got a walden clayton junior rookie card i got a sadiq white and a zakaya johnson i just like saying the name okay i just like saying their names all right okay we haven't pulled much yet i haven't pulled much but but there's all that's the whole point that's the point all right here we go because when you do oh it feels like i mean it just feels like you're absolutely bungee jumping uh-oh i got a talent tracker a darren peterson very good player i don't know about the card this is uh this is fantastic this got a talent tracker too look at that oh it's literally cam is it who is that i don't know what his name is joe gaharovich joe gaharovich yeah okay okay i got another decent one last oh i got two more packs in here jesus there's a lot of packs in these okay we got a rip we got a rip who's gonna do who can go faster i can go fast a young young king's luka donchic oh no he might be on a heater oh my god he might be on a heater oh no he might be on a heater i might be on a heat oh no look at six eight two thirty wait let me see it a little young that looks like a good card i don't know much about that but it looks like a good card looks like a good one it's not numbered it's not auto but it look it looks fancy and i fancy lucas i mean my hands are shaking dude i got now now that he pulled that you know you get too invested like you get like you are like in there in there okay so cam might be winning now okay so cam might be winning now take me through there take me through there i got a verified uh emily skinner from duke what does that mean verified i'm gonna see in a bit okay there we go put that on the little side i mean i'm not pulling this yet you said what what's what's the luke oh before you write what's the luka value on luka value ungraded dollar 99. ah okay all right all right uh i got a first edition uh to bowman chrome caleb foster from dude okay here we go here we go you know what have some faith people have some faith i'm starting to slowly lose faith no you're not verified sienna but how am i going to tell you you're losing verified sienna bets okay i'm on my last couple here buddy you sound like you're going just through it yeah shout out to orbit y'all really did big one here i'm feeling i'm feeling right here what is this alan iverson what rookie of the year favorites it's in a little shape of a flag it's uh no though i don't know it looks i mean absolutely show the camera colin murray boils i mean i've never seen a car that looks like that i never heard of murray boils can you look at this card right here the alan iverson um oh terrace reed from yukon now i'm getting smoked right now you got a car you look like a flag yeah i got another rookie a sion james albert i thought for a second you said you pulled a cooper i was about to be like oh dude dude if i get another oh what darren peterson which is obviously he's going to be a rookie this is at kansas this is a a vip very important prospects darren peterson i have two more packs left orbit vip they said they're not mad if they if we pull like some like a bad card they're they don't care all right we got another reptilian sebastian wilkins i haven't got a reptilian oh it doesn't matter you got one that looks like a flag that is true i don't know what you're talking about you don't know what you're talking about you don't know what that means okay we're on second last one for your boy what drake powell uh some bowman chrome little greatness loading rookie card what's going on bro i'm not i'm literally haven't pulled anything oh that one's not i'm not having fun i'm like the kid on christmas what what what what what what what what what what i literally think i'm i'm doing something i'm holding a cooper flag rookie auto i swear to god swear to god holy no way what the do you got a sleeve you have a sleeve we need a sleeve for this we didn't bring any sleeves bro let me go set it over there no no no no he gets to the flag oh oh my somebody look at the value of that so we look at the value back there oh turn the mic on turn the mic on what's the value that i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm just holding i'm just holding this i'm just holding this it's bowman yeah 20 26. oh my god this is good it's a rookie auto oh my god oh my god oh my god it's it's coop cooper flag centering looks i can't tell on these because it's not like uh ungraded right now going for 1100. uh i'm not seeing but they're saying potentially graded could be like over four he's no he's no oh super quick he's such a good guy though he's such a good i mean he absolutely wants to punch me in the face right now hey can i say uh wait let me see it let me see it i can't hold it i don't know i don't want to hold it because it's fake there's no such thing as orbit sports cards we resealed there's no such thing as orbit sports cards you're not holding any value There's nothing in there. I sure was wondering. I was like, dude, it's not even sparkly. And I was like, this is to work on this. How'd you reseal it? We went to Kohl's and bought like a reheat reseal. Oh, dude, shut up, y'all. Oh, my God. You got one more pack. Hey, you know what would be the funniest? Is I open my last bag and I get a real one. Oh, I think these are real tears. Like, I didn't even play. This is actual crying. Oh, poor Kale, man. Yeah, that's worth absolutely not anything, man. That is a K-Rob signature on there. Oh, my God, dude. Dude, I'm so happy you had it at the last minute. Me too. I mean, hold on, bro. What a seal. Yeah. I couldn't even tell. Oh, man. Motherfucker, bro. No, no, I'm literally. No, I'm spending $1,000 on the card shop today. I don't care. That is, I mean, you want to talk about a blue ball. Yeah, Colin Murray boils again. I mean, oh, my God, dude. I couldn't even get a different rookie. I just got Colin Murray boils again. I'm sorry. Bronny James. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We bought four packs just for this prank. I mean, what? I mean, props to y'all. That is some sick. On the meetings when I've been telling you about, hey, we should really get into the cards. We should think about cards, doing the cards. All of that was a setup for this moment right now. What if you're like, bro, I don't even like cards. I'd be like, what the? $1,000 of cards just for this prank. Like, really selling it? Bro. How do you feel? That's fucked up, bro. That is messed up, bro. It's genius. I love it. Now it's in hindsight. But, dude, I mean, you should have felt the amount of tension in my fingers. I was not letting. I was not going to. I was going to hold that for the entirety of the extended episode. No, Cam did not want me to hold that card. No, I was ready to skip lunch. I wasn't going to set it down. I was going to hold it. I was going to hold that until I got to your house and put it in his sleeve. I'm so sorry, man. Oh, my God, dude. That's good. How happy were you when you saw that sign, Cooper? Because, okay, so in these packs specifically, like the hit spot, like where a good card could be is like right in the middle. Yeah, yeah. So I went and it was, I want to say there was someone else. I think it was, oh, it was this one. It was the greatness loading. This one. I was like, oh, dude, this card's sick. And then I kind of just thumbed through and I saw a little autograph and I said, oh, my Jesus, that's Cooper Flagg. And then I went, I was like, I think I have a rookie. Oh, dude, that's kind of pissing me off. No, I'm just kidding. That is beautifully done. I got them so well done. You are a son of a, I mean, oh, I can't wait for all the hate comments. I'm about to get, Hey, now that was good though. That was good. Oh man. We, oh my God. And I looked like a prick. I didn't even let you hold it. I was like, oh, really? I was, no, I was, uh, it's fun. It's crazy. Cause on the way up here, dude, there's not even an, I'm over here shouting out a place. This doesn't exist. I said, bro, shout out orbit. I literally, on the way up here, I said, bro, if we pull something great, like that should be like a, like no matter who pulls it, like that's sick moment. It's a YSK, like grail moment. Like that's bro. And I literally thought we pulled the grailiest of grails. Yeah. Holy. What a prank. My God. So good. So good. I mean, no, I'm not kidding. How many Colin Murray boils am I going to grab? Like I haven't been a flag having the VIP. I haven't the regular rookie. I'm like six. This guy see how much that this, um, Isaiah is. Holy. Wow, bro. Did you open all yours? Yeah, dude, I was trying to just rush you. Mike was like, please get to your card, bro. There was a moment I was worried for a second. I was like, dude, did he skip this card? Then I would've just ruined the whole thing. Um, but that was, that was a fantastic episode. Cam, get us out of here, man. Oh man, dude. My heart's absolutely broken in racing right now. That was fan. That's probably my, there's not too many times I say I enjoyed that prank. Okay, good. Normally my tongue is burning my on fire. This time I enjoyed it. Yeah. I enjoyed that. That was hilarious. But appreciate each and every single one of y'all. Come back to you should know podcast episode two 18. We absolutely love y'all. We cannot wait to see you next week. But in the meantime, you already know we're going on tour and it is approaching rather quickly. Hit that first and top link in the description. Get your tour tickets right now. That second link is the koala club. That is our amazing, amazing community over at Patreon. We drop every Monday, every Wednesday, every Friday. If Saturday we drop a lot, we drop all sorts of our exclusive content lives on the Patreon. And that third link is the new channel. YSK unplugged. Go over there, leave a like a subscribe and a comment. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. SCF signed Cooper flag. SCF signed Cooper flag and put up literally put a heartbreak emoji. Honestly, Cooper flag. If you see this clip, I literally pledged my allegiance to you. I pledged my allegiance to you. My allegiance. My allegiance. Yeah. There's a whole page. All right. Love you. Remember when I took all beers and we get home to Christmas and we'll see you on tour and we'll see you next time. Yeah. No, it was good. It was funny. I'm just hurt.