THE EXTREME FOOD ILLUSIONS CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Give us a nose. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah. Don't even give you a start. You're you're a gob. Dude, do you look more manly today? Should I say that? Really? I thought the graphic team would bring it down a bit up. I love LeBron and I'm okay. I'll take it. Oh, it's not really yours and socks. Yeah. What? The lower part of your foot gets so white. I get so he's just missed. He never he never does this. Ladies and gentlemen, he never does that. Like mine's once in a blue moon. His is once every two years, which goes full blown inks. I mean, those are some naked bear white ankles. Yes. I am wearing ankle socks for the audio listeners. You want to know why? Why? I lotion my legs today. That's got to be a first in a couple years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I noticed a stretch mark to the left of my sack. And so I was like, oh, maybe that's a hydration problem. Come on. I'm getting thicker. You're getting smaller. Trish marks one or two things. Oh, my God. Are you the getting bigger? You get smaller. I'm smaller. That's not good. I've never been a fan of big ball sacks. Never been a never been quite my thing. I've never I've never mind them. Really? Never mind. Yeah. Oh, we have a shared friend. Oh, good God. Oh, back in eighth or ninth grade. Large nuts. Oh, it looked like two tomatoes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Medical. No, I think he was stung by something. Yeah, he was hurting. Oh, it was allergic. It was like, well, God bless. Yeah. God bless. But yeah, so no, I am wearing ankle socks. This reminds me of old high school pay. And I've said this multiple times, what I used to wear no socks in high school, like all of high school. In that, like genuinely, if you do that currently, that deserves jail time. No socks is I just don't understand what is the like, why do you do that? Why would you do that? I think it's because there's the only way people would talk to me. I think like I said for years, oh, just felt good. I wanted to be like, you know, be myself. I liked when people talked to me. Were they talking to you or about you started about went to. They're like, hey, dumb. You got those socks. You're like, hey, my name's paid. I'd love to sit down at your table. I go, you see me? You know, big, big nuts aren't a problem. They've been my thing, but they're not a problem. But now I was saying you look more manly today, not because of your aesthetic, but because you built something this week. I did. You did got construction on your house, which is like a huge, I mean, I think that's like a part of a man's checklist. It is. If it felt good, it felt good. What did you build? When did they get back? I go, when did they get back? They'll be back by this time. This comes on Monday. Yeah, I think they get back Monday. Your wife doesn't watch this. Okay, okay. Bring back in. No, 100%. What do you bring it back in? Oh, I thought we were, I thought that was coming out. Sorry. No, you just made it weird. Oh, now it's weird. Sorry. So now we're bringing it back in. No, it's staying in. It's all staying in. Okay. Perfect. Okay. Well, then yeah, sorry. Basically, I did build. I didn't know if my wife was going to be back in time before this dropped. So I was trying to, I was trying to cross thread. But I built some sh*t this weekend. Yes. And it was, okay. Any project takes longer than you think it will, unless you're like actually goaded, but I definitely had some help. And it, it did feel, you're right. It's like a innate. You didn't tell them what you built. Just say, I built a breakfast note. Yeah. For, and now that sounds not like the little small L one is a 10 and a half foot bench. For the people that don't care about boring words, he built a bench. I built a bench, but it's a breakfast note. He's more boring than breakfast note. But no one knows what a breakfast note is. Well, then get culture. A breakfast note is beauty. elegant. He built a, he built a, he built a, take your shoes off on. I would suggest you take your shoes off on what the pictures are. No, your shoes better be off by the time you get to my breakfast note. I've never taken my shoes off in your house. Your house is not a shoes off. I don't know quite. I mean, I get culturally. It's a cultural thing for sure. If it's not culture, then I just, I'm not taking my shoes off. If it's not a culture thing and you're just, you like be having ownership over people's feet in your house. Strange kink. It's okay. That's a strange kink. Yeah. It's like that one jets coach who like, like Rex Ryan, you know what I mean? Which find love feet. Love what you love. If a back of a heel gets it for you, I'm not those little cracks. It looks like elephant skin. Oh, yeah. It's like rub your feet, rub your heel on my chest. Let me feel a crunch. Oh, if that's what gets it done for you, but don't tell me what to do with my feet in your home. Thank you. And the second I take my shoes off, your house stinks. And God forbid you invite K Rob over. Oh, yeah. You invite K Rob over and you have a no shoe policy. Your house is, it's torment. Robbie's told me he said to shoes on. He's been butt naked with shoes on. That's, that's how bad his foot problem is. He's not lying. Either he's like, no, he goes, no, boys, I think it's getting to the point of medical. Like this isn't something though. That's how stinky sweaty. I need to see a professional. Oh, Robbie's guy. Robbie's, and he's gotten better. He's taken antibiotics, I think. I'm putting his whole medical history out there. Who cares? He's like venom blood at this point. How much stuff he puts in his body. He bleeds green. Yeah. That's a picture on exclusive. You don't know that it comes out next month. Oh, dude. Yeah. Robbie, I mean, Robbie has the feet of a will to be. Yeah. And if you want to hear more about Robbie get his side, we, everyone's there. We drop another episode on our patreon. But I was bringing up you building because like I was thinking about that. I'm proud of you. It's a good thing. I know as a man that feels good to actually build something with your hands. And I was thinking it's like, I'll never do that. I'll never build something. That's not true. That's not true. Okay. Now the person who is living it and is telling you it's not going to happen. I'm saying it's not true because you've already built stuff. But it comes with instructions. Are you saying you're never going to DIY something? I'm never going to DIY. Now that I can, I don't like DIYs if I'm being honest. It did, it did feel fun. And there's a sense of reward at the end. But it's like, I'd much rather just go, here's my card. Exactly. And that's and that's what I'll do. I'll hire the right person to build something. That's my lane. But like I, you went to Lowe's and Home Depot and you were in there for an hour watching a guy cut wood and pick in different woods and plot woods and like that. Like I, I'm telling you Peyton Stephen Harden the first will never do that. Why? DIY doesn't get it done for you? No, and and I bring that up to say, I know a lot of women. And thank God I'm taking right and I'm happy and she loves my femininity. She loves it. How? But um, it's crazy. I'll never be able to give my girl that satisfaction of being like, Hey, I have a man at home because I'm never going to build anything. You're never going to build anything. You're never going to grill a steak in the back. I can get there. I can get there. I can get. I can't. There's more of a chance of me doing that. I'll try it. I'll try it. You might get Salmonelle and COVID but her alternator goes out. You're calling the tow truck. I can't change a tire. If we're driving, right, if me and my girlfriend are driving in the tire pops, we're sitting on that side of that road to triple-accoms. Hold on. Oh my god. What are other super-manly things? What are, oh my god. Oh, a vicious German Shepherd's running towards all of what is your two? Oh, I'm pushing her into it. Yeah, you do. She has a better chance because she's sweet. She can talk to animals. Oh my god, I'm having a hard time. Like, I don't have, I don't have man things. I don't know. I don't really think building fixing a car, cooking a steak, uh, are you? Oh my god. Have you ever, have you been in your attic at your house? I peaked. You won't go up there. It's just scary. I got scared. I got scared. I heard something like fun. I was dark and it's hot. And I was like, you know, those are called squatters. If you know what I did, I went up to the attic and I peaked. I was fully intending on doing it. I went up there and I put my head in. I turned on my iPhone flashlight and I went, nope. CJ. See, come here, bro. And he goes, what's up, man? Oh, dude, what I can't even, where's the ladder? Payton, where's the ladder? You brought me down here. But do you think men like, okay? Oh, here we go. We're red pill. Red pill. Red pill. Oh my god. Where's your boo? Right? But guys say wrong. That was not. That was terrible. Yeah. That was. That was Adolf. I don't know who that. I mean, there was very similar. Those two. I'd say this say, wow, should I feel bad for not being for. Hey, hey, you watch you watch yourself or I'll watch it for you. Should I as a man know how to build stuff? Because I don't think I'll ever get that trait. Okay. First and foremost, we all love you and we love you for exactly who you are. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Now second. Yep. I think this is how I equate it in my mind. Right. I don't think you need to know how to fight as a man. I think you have to be willing to fight. So I don't think I was bringing up altercations. It's all it's the same line. That's not really. I don't think you think so. I don't think you know. I don't think you need to know how to change a tire. Right. I think you need to be willing to learn. I don't think you need to know how I'm not willing to learn. Now there's the problem. So the fight is that's what I'm saying because there's some guys like me for myself. I don't know how to fight. I've never trained. I'm not like pussy. Yeah, like you can say that's fine. I've been in one fight if you call. Okay, but you get off that. I'm you don't put it on some serious like fighting. Let's keep it here. Yes. Yeah. I have to be willing to if something pops off and we're in public and work. Let's keep it on the tires in the building though. Okay. You might not know how to change tires. Yeah. Y'all do get stranded in the middle of nowhere. You have to be willing. I'm not. That's the problem. Now you have a problem. Why is that a problem? Why is that not okay? Why? Say you're on a back road, it gets zero reception. Yes. Zero reception. I'm not on that road. You go, you go first off, I've never do that. I don't drive on roads with no life. I research roads and I research power lines. Yeah, if it says country road and a number, I'm not doing it. If the road is just a number, I'm not getting on it. I'm not going to road 1446. Yeah, oh, oh, docs. Oh, no, no, that's not a real one. I was going to make it out for the sake of this problem. You're on a road with no reception. It's you and your beautiful woman. Okay. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm tired, shredded. And you're sitting there. Now you're only options. I told you not to eat that dough. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a fake, oh, I'm in a fake, oh, my God. Oh, dude, that was the first thing they came out of your mouth. You're going to hell. That's so mean. Oh, my God. So, I don't mean it, it's a joke. Okay, for you, I mean, this is like nightmare fuel. You're stuck out there. You're the only things you can do is you have to figure out how to change your tire with no video, no, nothing. Or you got to flag down a stranger, talk to him. And both of those are just harrowing panics waiting to happen. Oh, and that's what I'm saying. You don't know how, you don't know how to, don't have to know how to do it. I'm willing to risk the other three tires, you see how far that gets me. If you're being completely honest, that's what I would do in that situation. I might catch, something might catch on fire. I might ruin this car. Oh, oh, my God, you would, oh, my God, you would drive a car with like three wheels. And you say, oh, just be quiet, don't turn on anything, we're just going to go slow. You would destroy a vehicle before you got out and rolled up the sleeves and figured out how to change it. There's no point in me trying to change the tire. All I would do is like put the tire where that one used to be. That's it. It's really not that much. You jack the frame up, take the one off and put the other one on. See, I don't have any, I don't have a jack. I bet your car has it in it. I promise you it doesn't. I've been everywhere in that car. Have you been under underneath? There's nothing under it. I drive a Tesla. There's nothing under it's flat. There could be something. No, that's crazy. I'm actually telling you. I'm not. It's not over there. But there could be, there could be. Great. Oh, dude, no, you have a problem. I love you guys, you have a problem. Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you. What happened this weekend, Segway is perfectly off of that. Okay. Speaking on the, are you not a man or is that not good if you don't do in the mainly stuff? I went into this massive, massive furniture store. There's multiple around the country, but it's here. It's called the Brask of Furniture Mark. It's like basically like the Disney World of Furniture. Yeah. I mean, it's just huge. They have everything. It was me, Peyton and my dad. We're walking around. I'm looking for stuff for the house. He's looking for stuff for the studio. We're walking around and my dad goes, oh my God, Pee, have you ever tried one of those massage chairs? Because they have like, they have like 50 that are just like, multiple thousand dollar massage chairs. All plugged in. You can just sit in them. No. He goes, oh, come on. Come to it. So he's like, yeah, just try and sit in there and just hang out. So Pee gets in there. He gets in and goes, he's like, oh, this is nice. Oh. This thing hold on. He's sitting there. Oh, God. It was nice. He's like, yeah, you're just going to be here for a little bit. So I'm like, all right, bad. See it. We take off to the tables. Probably 150 feet away. I'm looking at these tables and stuff and all of a sudden, I hear Peyton and I'm like, he's way too far. I should not be able to hear. He's teasing or yelling or he's talking to someone very loud. My spidey sense goes off. I look. I don't know. I do not know how on God's greener view ended up like this in a massage chair, but he was like, he was like, I can't help it. He's on it. I didn't get out. I just saw it, bro. Oh my God. Oh my God. I literally am looking through these tables. All these people in his legs are like, they're like perpendicular with the four. And he's just there. Yeah, I was. For all of y'all that have met us, we are, I mean, we're some big. Like we're seven. We're some big brods. We just see these big legs up in the sky. He's literally like, he's trying to fix the thing that help. Excuse me. Excuse me. Help. It was bullshit. Because so, first of all, I didn't want to get in that massage chair. Your dad was like, you're not coarse. You were in the game. You didn't thought he was an investor in this. And so I get in the massage chair, right? And then it has, I've never been in a massage chair like that. I had an iPad on it. And it was like this, like Frinchman talking to me. And he was like, well, you, you, what the more zeal, take your shoes off as the best experience. Yeah. So I took my shoes off. I get in the thing and it's like a full body one has a leg and a foot mechanism. The legs, like squeezed in. So like you're like locked into this chamber and then my feet were locked in. I didn't like being constricted. And then so I'm sitting near perpendicular and I'm getting, hit up like that. I'm getting rocked. Oh my God. Oh my God. Even even in a massage store, this feels just, it was, so I'm getting it. I'm, I'm getting massaged up, right? I'm like, okay, it's just nice. Right? It's in my lower, lower, lower, and such. But then I'm like, okay, I, I have a scoliosis of the spine. How do you do? I mean, it's like that. Oh, it's, it's a, I mean, it was harsh hook, harsh hook. It's like a fishing back, you know, fishing with that spine. It's a, I mean, that's a hook boy. That thing just goes, I mean, right there. I just saw it. You'll be open. It's like normal person's like that. You're like, it's good. We love you though. It's just, I can't help it. And so, but I need to, I like when we can lay back. And so I couldn't figure out which to lay back feature was, but there's something on it that said zero gravity. So I clicked that mother, I was on my head. It started slowly putting me back into like, I'm up here. Oh, I'm like this, I'm getting like, I'm getting hit while my legs are in there. And then little kids are walking past me like, you know, you know how degrading that is? When people or families are walking past you, I'm, I'm all hiked up in the air like this. It's taking back shots and legs in there. I'm like this, right? I'm just, and I, I don't know what face to make. So I'm looking at them all this and pointing like this. Hey, bro, oh, and then it stops, oh, it stops. So now it's like, I'm waiting on the towel. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I was broke that guy the machine trying to get out that. - It was bad. - Dude, I know it was bad. I know you were panicking too 'cause you will die. You'll almost die before you speak to people. - I was trying to unplug you. You will die before you talk to people. It's the fact I heard your voice. I know you were tripping. - Yeah, it was bad, it was in. - But it was so, like, and it was heated too. - It was like almost, it was like almost cute and how it was not loud you were. - It was almost, you were just like, "Hey, could someone help? "Maybe, could you possibly help?" Meanwhile, he's like, "Hey, could someone help me, "just excuse me, sir, can you help?" - Oh my God, dude, that is, I mean, that is right off of that, if you know, I would have destroyed the machine, I would have broke the machine before I figured it out before I say, "Hey, could someone help me?" - Yeah, dude, you know, it was one of those things, it's like brother, and it was like a Sunday night, or a Saturday, it was like so packed, and everybody's getting furniture. - But you should know podcast. - This episode is brought to you by Cash App. Let me talk to you. Now, I was raised very, very right when it came to money and oh, oh, count your sins here and save your dollars there, but now I'm starting to get a little nervous 'cause I don't know if I can do that with my kids. It's such a big thing, teaching them about money. Like, what if Malik I had a debit card right now? What is he gonna buy? - Toy Story. - Toy Story and pajamas and a remote. - Toy Story. - It's gonna be sickening. 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I knew I liked you, boy. - Go pick that ball up, she didn't ball real quick, boy. - We can't, we can't put that on them. - No, I know, let's put it as a funny joke. - Yeah. - Oh. - But anyway, so we went to this bowling alley and they had a pool table, right? And so I'm sitting there, and now I had my fun. I was like, Connor, how was fishing going, man? What's the way? What's your golf scramble? Like I'm doing all the, you know. - What stalks you into currently? - Yeah, it's like, dude, how was Outwatch? Overlast. How do you play it? - I don't know, I was trying to get into the, you heard that new ACGC album? The classics came back. Oh, you know, dude, oh my god. The classics came back, winked with the rock hand. Oh, whoa. Oh, that's-- Yeah, Bert Christchers, my favorite, too. The machine, dude, I'll just hate on Caitlin Clark, man. Such an ethical ball player. I was in all the, I was talking points, right? Oh, yeah. - I got tired of it. That was like, dude. Even for Nip Fimber. You see what he's doing in New York? Like I was in all the things that y'all love. I was trying to fake it. I didn't know I couldn't do it. And so I got tired of it. So I was like, oh, there's a pool table over there. Let me go shoot some pool by myself. - Literally. - So I was shooting pool by myself, right? I played a full pool game by myself. Did you see it happening? - I turned around. I was like, is he still playing? And I let, one point said, bro, you good? Come sit back down. You said, no, I got some going right here. I was trying to milk-- - I got my own system. - I was trying to milk the time. I was like, how long can I have this game go? - All right, so I'm playing. Now, as I was, it was one of those pool tables. As soon as you, I was playing pool, and as soon as I hit the pool ball in, it disappears, right? Like the stripes and the solids, they disappear. - Yeah. - And it hadn't been thinking. - Oh no. - How the hell do pool tables work? How do pool tables know how to keep the solid and striped balls, but anytime I scratch, it regurgitates the cue ball. - Oh, that is true. - I literally-- - That is true. - Pool tables are the most magical piece of technology we have ever seen. I forgot about the cue ball. - Isn't that crazy? - No, that is-- - So you're playing pool, right? You're hitting balls, stripes, never see it again. - Solids, hit the hole. - God forever, Aaron Hernandez. - It is gone, right? And then I scratch, boom. Ball comes right back. How the fuck does it know? - That is the greatest thing I've ever heard. - That is so true. This is crazier than movie theaters, bro. - 100%. - There's eyeballs in there. Or there's a sensor. But there's not because some of these pool tables are 60 years old. - Yeah, I still put a quarter to play that. - Fuck, I'm putting chords in that. It's like getting a little keychain out of a little duck. - This is an AI technology. - No, we're near it. - No, we're near a scratch. - Exactly. So I literally, I don't know if you saw me, but I was literally under that pool table like it was a carburetor. - I did not get under the pool table. - Brother, I was hitting the ball in and I would run under the pool table. - I was like, I was like, I was like, how's it? - Left 10 degrees. - I will figure this out. - No, I was trying to like look in there. It's so amazing. Let's try to figure it out. Okay, my first thought is there's some sensor. Some like, what is it, sensing color? 'Cause that's the only ball that's just white. - But other balls have majority white. - But that's the only ball that's just white. Like, the cue ball goes through white, but the-- - And that's not true. Cue balls are more marble. They have like multi-colored in them. If you look at it. - Okay, suck my phone off white. What if you wanna call it? It's a white ball. - Okay. - The eight balls black, the cue ball's white. Now, the other ones, yes. There's stripes that have a white stripe in it, but like the whole ball's purple. - No, but the whole on stripes, like the orange one. I like the red one, they're maroon. The whole, they color you love. There's a stripe ball that's all white and it just has a maroon strip on it. - But there's color. - I'm saying if that goes through a sensor, it can detect the color. - But, so you're saying if I were to put duct tape, there's just one strip of light duct tape around a cue ball, not the full thing, just around it. It wouldn't irritate it. - It wouldn't irritate it. - I don't know, but that's the first thought. That's the easiest, like, there's a color. Now, the second one, which would piss me off, and we could take this to the FFDA, the Federational Dictation of Association of Billiards. - I went through the other. - But we could, the only other way is it, either ways more or ways less. All the other balls are the same. - That means cheating. - And that's what I'm saying. I'm taking it to the FDAA, but I'm saying, the balls, either the slightest off, like, wait, or the slightest smaller. Dude, I don't think there's no, literally, is there a, is there a goblin in there? It's just like this. - Why won't he just give it back? And he's just there for eternity? - Yeah. - It's all the time. Oh, give him a quarter, and he's like, I'll keep, keep, give him all. That's, really? That's again, man. - Like, there's not an entity in there. And, like, some of these holes are old as shit. - So when you hit it, there's like tubes that go under, right? - Yeah. - How the hell do the balls not get clogged in there, too? So say you've hit in eight balls already, right? And then you scratch. How is it not getting clogged in the tube? How's it just coming back to you? - There's another scratch tube. - Like, I think if you were, plumbing, there's each vacuum. - It pool tables. - If you were to dissect the pool table, it would be more vast than the human body. - Okay. - And now we disagree. - It would be more purls and poops than purls and pooters. It would be more tubes and tunnels than New Jersey. - I bet that would, oh my God. I've never seen the inside of a pool table. - No one's ever seen the inside of a pool table. No one's ever seen the inside of a pool table. No one's done it. - They're magical. - They're magical. - It would look like, it would look like an anatomy, almost. It's gonna have your lower intestine there. Your big intestine here, colon. Oh my God, dude, you're on, you're on, you're on now. - I'm gonna look it up. - Fish oil. Okay, now before we get vastly, vastly heartbroken, like significantly heartbroken, we just have to accept that it's probably gonna be something simple. - And as long as you're good with that, I'm good with that too. - Other balls, okay. I mean, that's a weird way to come back into it. All right, pool tables separate the white cue ball from regular object balls using a special physical difference or an internal sensor built into the ball. - Get the fuck outta here. - So there are cheating. There's something wrong with the ball. Not all balls are the same. There's not, you know, there's an internal thing in the cue ball. - Exactly. - That's not true. That's not true. - How do we know? - Because I've gone to, I've gone to these saloons, right? These underground saloons. - Yeah, from the fuck. - While Wild West put them up, this town ain't picking up the two of us today. - Exactly. There's barely HVAC in the building in sufficient plumbing. There's no way there's a chips sensor. - Yeah. - And there's no way. - Fuck off. - What's up with it? - They're, oh, fuck off. - Oh, fuck off. - Fuck off, Frank. - That was the funniest thing. - You suck a Frank, is it crazy? Speaking of Franks, I ordered six hot dogs off to order a dash. - I think it's fair to say, you have a problem. - You think, you do. - Really how so? - So in the absence of our women, every day, you have ordered three or four orders of bacon from a restaurant to be your breakfast. - Yes. - So the normal person would go buy their own bacon and save significant money. And I'm not allowed to touch the stove. - Once she's gone, I was told that's a rule. So, you can't touch your stove in your house. - Our house, our stove. - Oh, oh, good man, I like that. I like that, that's some brownie points. That's how you get some nuzz when she comes back. That's how you get nuzz. Every day though, and you fail to like offer variety. It's not bacon in a bowl of fruit. - Yeah. - You're bacon in a bowl of grits, bacon in a pancake. It's just bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. - White grits. - 'Cause I know you don't like oatmeal. - I don't like oatmeal, I've never had a grit. (laughing) - That's crazy. - You've never had a grit. - Sort of got to know how to grit. - On Jesus. - I might have to bring you grits next week. - I don't want white people grits. - What? - Your grits are nasty. - You don't know my grits, you never had a grit. - You never had a grit. - I'm supposed to be nasty if you never had it. - Well, if I had a grit, I'm having it from my side. - But it's sugar or cheese. - I don't, I'm lactose, I can't even choose. - But you're completely ordered. - You ignored the fact that I ordered six hot dogs of Nordash. - No, oh my God, yeah, let's go back to hot dogs. Where in the f*** do you dordash a hot dog from Santa Mark? - Well, originally when I ordered him, they just brought me the cold weenies. And I said, don't want to make 'em. So I just have those cold weenies in the fridge. I said, I want already lukewarm by the time they get to my house. - It's hot dogs. - It's lukewarm, soggy butt. - Yeah, yeah. - From where? - If this is not an actual establishment. - I don't remember. It was like one of those mom and pop places. - Okay, but it's a restaurant. - Maybe a stand. - Not quite sure. - Maybe a stand is crazy. - Why hot dog? Bro, you're. - 'Cause dude, I love a good hot dog. - But you don't need, like you deserve better than that. - I don't think so. - I love a good hot dog. - But it's six of 'em. - Ordered six hot dogs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Did you eat six? You ate all of them. Look at me mine. - No, I put six, I put two in the one. And then I got, oh, you're kinky. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm really a little freak. - Yeah, yeah. But I don't put condiments on my hot dogs. I don't believe in it. - Yeah. - She just said on the internet that you double dog that glizzy, you double frank. - Yeah, I had a hot dog here and I had a hot dog here. So I was really just, no, oh no, no, no. If you're hitting a woodpecker in that ass. You took, one wasn't enough. - Yeah. - One wasn't a doctum. You took two. Slap them together and you took them. And you took a double glizzy. - Yeah, I took a double. - Cry as hell. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - It's knocking on the door, has it? - I don't know, I don't know if today's our day, Jim. I don't know. - I don't know, we'll see. - Might be tired, by the way. - You got a big appetite, you never know. - Never know. - Do you get 'em a couple more drinks? - You never know. - It's all good. - They're just sitting there. - Six, huh? - Yeah, I didn't eat six, I ate two and a half. Two and a half, the other one's the doorway. - So why would you order six? - Miscalculated, a hungry one was. - I get more-- - No, you can't do it. - Can I be honest with you left often? - Is that not normal? - No, is your brain ever more hungry than your stomach? - Oh, that, yes. - That's how I am. - But acting on it, every time, with years of evidence that you tell you not to? That's the weird part. Every time you're ordering something, you're a little hungry, oh six bags of Doritos, or to the house. You stream that one day, you wanted a pop tart, you got a 12 pack, like a value family pack. A pop tart's come. - 'Cause I think I fear disappointment. - I think that's the thing. - I don't, I would rather get something back, oh, I got too much, and then buy something, and not get enough of it. - I think that's why I get it back. - I relate to that, but when I do it, you call me fat ass. - Yeah, it's an off day. - It's gluttony. - Yeah. - And then, but when you do it, it's just, oopsie miscalculation. And that's, and that's a double standard. - Yeah. - No, 'cause I do the same thing, and I'm just, ooh, big Lord boy. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, you're-- - You do it, it's oops, count it wrong. - Yeah. - This episode of you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com. I mean, there's always stuff getting thrown at you in life, you know what I mean, but there's always this urge for more, and I found an urge for travel recently. You know, the summer is winding down, but that doesn't mean I need to wind down in my own house. No, no, I need to go adventure. I need to go explore. 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Yeah, no, until the rest of the episode. - Does your door dash ever give you problems? - No, not really. - Really? - I got a pretty good system right now. - I have a system. - I have a bad, the people that come door dash to my house, dude, they're really strange. Like this guy last night. - What's it name? - Who? - Oh, Renee. - Can I go Renee in the chat? - Renee. - If you're still watching right now, put Renee in the chat. - Renee. - But censored, because there's children here. - That's true. - But, so I ordered a door dash last night, Panda Express at 9.48 p.m., right? - What? - I was watching Outer Banks in my bed. - The final season. - Corrible. - It's terrible? - I'll talk about it on a beach, Ronald. - Terrible. - Oh, that. - No, it's like, it's like, okay. - It's like, oh, y'all did you get some money crap. - No, not even that, it's just like, come on. It's just super, like, anyway, I'll give her a review later. But anyway, so I was super hungry, right? And so I ordered the, I ordered the Panda Express at like 9.15 p.m. - Okay. - I'm waiting a shower, you know, you ever look at one of the, when you're on a door dash and you look at it and it's like, your delivery time keeps going to close. - Yeah, oh my God. It's like little, little two minute in a minute. - Yes, it's like, oh my God, but then it doesn't for an hour. - Oh, your driver's headed your way, 40 minutes later. Get ready, make sure your porch lights on. And then it's like, you arrive at 9.37. Now it's gonna arrive at 9.42. - Yeah. - Now it's 9.45. - And then it just keeps going, it keeps going, right? And so I'm, no, I'm fat, right? I'm fat, so I was in my bed after my brother. - I was in my bed naked after my shower waiting for it to hear a knock on the door and so I was gonna go get it, right? - Oh, you about to, you're gonna open the door, but naked? - I know I was in a wait for, just wait. - So I was sitting there and I was like, okay, he's on his way, so I went to the front door but I was peeking through a window on the side of my door, like there's a window right beside my door, and I was peeking looking out there, right? Like I'm waiting for a UPS truck and I have a fun package coming. - He's got my package, where's my box? - And so I'm looking, right? And I don't see him, I'm like, I'm like, okay, not here, not here, sorry. - You're looking at my app and it keeps getting pushed and pushed, so I'm standing but naked by my door for about 14 minutes. - My mind you, CJ, CJ lives with him and 1,000% was home, but I haven't seen CJ in 48 hours. - We'll put that out there. - CJ sees me more on this recording than he does in real life. - Oh no, oh, you're one of the creepiest folks. - I'll stand outside his door sometimes just waiting for him to come out of the creepiest part which is unsettling but very much true. CJ sees you in the house. - Oh hey, CJ sees you. - Oh, he watches me. - Oh, he watches me for sure. I know I'm not alone. - Oh, I know I'm not alone. That's a fact. - Oh, no, no, no, no, he's out of your watches. - I think he lay down, snipe watches me too. Like, he'll lay down on his stomach and just look from upstairs. - So he can tuck the blood in. - Yeah, it's weird. I'll hear sniffing under my bedroom door like there's a dog out there. It's like, oh, dude, I'm gonna go to cardiac arrest. - But, so I'm standing there but naked 12 minutes. At this point, I'm cold, it is. I mean, I am, I'm rocking. - Tell me where. - I'm small as I've ever seen it. You know what, so I'm standing there and then the door dash finally comes. And so I can hear him walking up to my door. - Okay. - Normally, when they walk up to my door, I hear them drop the package. They'll hit the doorbell and they'll walk away. - Right, but I hear this guy talking. He's on the phone. The door dash right there's on the phone. - So he's like in a good conversation. Like, he's like into it. And I can see his silhouette through my door. It's like a big glass door, I'll talk to him. And so I see his silhouette, and he's holding my bag in front of the door, my patent express. But he is such in a good conversation. He's not dropping my patent express. - Oh, dude, no. - He's talking, right? And he starts one of these. Yeah, man, so I'm just working you know, oh, no, I told them that if they wanted to do it, we could he's in circles I literally open my door. I'm holding my feet like I make you drop that right there Hey brother go ahead and drop that for Peyton right orange chicken go and drop that here go and drop the orange chicken That firecracker flip. Yeah, he literally was like hold on. I see a dragon So stupid man, he shows I love it. It's so good though. I love it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have to tell you okay. I saw this I know we're not fantasy football players Have you ever tried you want to though, too, right? I'm kind of the same only fantasy. I believe is an erection What did you just say? I don't know the only fantasy you believe in is erection gives me erections I meant to say so what's the fantasy whatever I dream about the actual desire? Yeah, it's the only fantasy like not so not football Not dragons or dragons. Okay, do you would you ever want to play though? Yeah, I was thinking about asking you the other day But there's no point no, I'm down to it. We'd have to you'd evacuate No, no, no, sorry, bro, no screaming. Hear me out. No, the kids will be screaming But hear me out if we literally started it like super small like say you mean if other of like hour people like Five people maybe did it I would I would want to do like that. I don't want to jump into a whole leaf No, I want to do our friends, but I want to get it. I want a trophy. I'm down So this one I'm talking about so have you seen basically like the more real they get there's like actual prizes and whatever But there's like significant punishments for losing your fantasy football league for losing for being dead last There's all sorts of crazy things like there's like it's almost like Like humiliation rituals sometimes, but some are more practical and some are more fun This one was called the 5k fund run. So if you came dead last in your fantasy football league You had to be the runner in the 5k fund run. So what do you do with the 5k fund run every single person in the league? You all gather at a local bar at a favorite bar and grill something like that. I mean so far. Okay, the loser is dropped off Five kilometers away from the bar. How many miles is that? It's like I think three like three and some change Yeah, we're in America say that. Okay. Well, but it's 5k fund run. I think it's like that's right. So We're the only place we won war We push that to you over that bridge. So you're five you're three and some change like 3.1 3.2 So I'm like that miles away and write someone's like a mediator someone in the group. You're all on the phone. You say go That person has to run to the bar the whole time they're running every single person at the bar has their card Oh 5k fund run now you have to you have to hope that your friends have a ounce of dignity and maybe just get there Three brews that just like there has to be a secondary rule to that. There's no that's the beauty It's all up to the people. You're in the league. No, that's evil. It has to be like you can order another drink once you finish your drink You can't just be like hey, give me a bottle of El Alto. Give me a bottle of Casamigos. You can't do that. Okay Maybe there's no purchasing bottles. Right, but you think about like typical leagues more like 10-12 people Yeah, 11 people at a bar with one man's card for all their tabs. Yeah, and let's let's assume he runs at a There's an average man at eight minute eight minute pace. There's roughly 25 minutes. Yeah, what could you drink if you were if it was like If it was they would just mean you in this league and let's do the variations if I lost you lost Okay, so if I lost I have you have 25 minutes at a bar with my card What would you try to get your kids aren't going to college? What does that mean? How much you drink it? Oh, I don't I literally show up here. You're getting stretched right now You're like good job, Tom. Nice fun one You got she next season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway trade dogs and take it back Realistically is because I think how much money would I spend on your card in 25 minutes? I think there's some like gamesmanship too. It's not like you just want to slow sit like you kind of want to make the person Yeah, like feel the punishment for losing, but you also don't want to just get like destroy in 25 minutes. I could probably Realistically get about five hundred dollars on your tab Realistically Paying five hundred dollars in 25 minutes five hundred dollars with alcohol in 25 minutes easily What the hell are you drinking five like tequila soda? Tequila soda. Let's say you get like $15 a drink. I get good tequila in my tequila sodas Pardon me for not being quick enough on the maths. Okay, $15. Yeah for a TSL and you'd be drinking 33 tequila sodas in 25 minutes. Some of them are doubles. Okay, so that's in half 16 Well 16 double tequila sodas in 20 you get your stomach. First of all, I didn't say that's all for me You know how I get when I got back on drink for I'm the most generous man on the planet. I'm hidden You're giving strangers my money. I go. Oh, is it your birthday? Come here come here I go today it is and then you'd be like what do you guys go and don't care? Come on get so you know how I'm drinking I'm the most generous person on the planet earth. You would use the free tab on others to make me suffer more Yes, it's a charity you're running hell charity my I'm like I'm like this I'm the I'm basically Mr. Beast of the bar at that point I Go what's up everybody today? We got cam's card. We're gonna see how much drinks we can get in 25 minutes Ready, let's go. What do you want? What do you want that would be the most whatever? Really? What would you do flip the scenario? You take our ready-set go. What would you do my hey, man? Let me get a let me get a tall middle light You know thanks. Thanks. You know what I'll take a I'll take a shot. I'll take one shot of crown. Mm-hmm. Oh I hope paid is doing all right Like a man's really hot day, man. Yeah, can I go ahead and get two ice swatters? I want to have him waiting for my friend when he arrives. He lost our football league. I'll take one more beer You show up like you ran with your life. You're like this What'd you fuck? Yeah, how would you spend and I go no right here? It's like $29 Let's do it. Let's do it for down to do that. We do it NBA And now I love you to death. Have you ever even attempted NBA fantasy? I told you I don't believe in fantasy Let's be your NBA. NBA is hard to sell. Okay fantasy football you log in you see who your teams who you guys are playing You make the adjustments once we want to do it. There's four NBA games. We you can't do we still have time to do it for NFL I don't yeah, it's preseason. We shouldn't be able to okay. I like that. I don't know like I don't know how good we're gonna be But we can try it dude. I was sure as a fantasy football of 37 you football Have you seen 37 you football that is probably I'd probably take it if we had a local team It is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen the most the funniest ever so you don't know what 37 you football is basically It's like a a league of 37 year-old men and under playing high-level competitive Tackle football. This is flag tackles. There's 40 year-old men with full pads on jerseys gear plays Not this is a coach. That's there's that's 38 This isn't sanctioned anywhere by the way. It's just like hey It's like we all made a verbal agreement that we're gonna wear this jersey and we're gonna show up at this look at this public park and Like put our lives on the line Oh my god the best part is there's people that are like genuinely committing to being a lineman Like they're playing 37 you football and they're choosing trench. They're a left tackle. Yeah, they're left tackle for 37 you football making Zero dollars a game and they're just offering their services for trench work. That is I mean, it's a beautiful thing I want to look at a beautiful thing. Oh my god that one guy. You make it easy on me This 37 year football Yeah, like they're talking on socials and saying that they're gonna match up this Saturday morning It's like it's like they're the most at Hopkins field like there's a I think there's a pep talk here Okay, that is audio Yeah, well, I should I want to scroll through that I'm not prepared but it's like I want you to go in your tig jog right now and look up 37 you football and like there's like pep talk before the game. Oh my god. I'll be like this is all I care about This is my life right now. You have three kids in the stands. Yeah, this is all this is it you this is your manhood Your kids are gonna watch this and remember who you are we playing for what's on the back of our Josie I ain't worth 50 hours to come out here lose. 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all 20 oh anyway you got 10 and 10 I meant somebody you got a little footitis down there yeah people with web toes in 2026 I mean come on all right I am going to show you this viral problem very simple question it's been asked to the likes of gherbo it's been asked to the likes of other celebrities and rappers and all normal civilians as well okay I'm simply gonna show you I'm gonna put it up on the screen for our people as well there's some question what time is not a real time okay there you go what time is not a real time a 11.59 pm b 12.59 am c 12.55 pm d 11.55 am yep what time is not a real time yep there is a right answer 11.59 pm is a minute before midnight it's a minute before correct 12.59 am is a minute before 1 am correct 12.55 pm once 12.55 pm dude noons always confused me dude I don't I've never liked that I don't are like around noon I get so confused this is one of those half past situations a quarter past quarter tell somebody ordered news article about that when I cuz I didn't know what a quarter till some was all right here we go d 11.55 am now pardon me pardon me for my maybe ignorance those are all real times you sure because there's a right answer which one of these times isn't real do you read them out loud to me maybe I need to hear them 11.59 pm that's it okay let me break it 11.59 pm let's workshop it 11.59 pm now that's still night that's a minute before midnight not noon correct yes the next one 12.59 am right before 1 am correct yeah 12.55 pm I think that might be that's where I'm getting confused that's that's one that gets me I feel like we've had four variations of 12 and that's just one of them can't be right 12.55 pm can't be is something 12 and maybe it's one of those things where you say a word too many times and you started to get lost yeah okay because but there's too many 12 variants it's like in a multiverse of 12 it's like Miles Morales of 12 I'm not gonna get it all right in the last one 11.55 am that's right before noon that's one of my favorite times so we have a right before noon a right before midnight and a right before 1 am but I see that 12.55 pm just not getting it done you know what and and one thing I've learned about myself is to go with what your heart is feeling so I'm gonna lock that one in 12.55 is not correct locked in locked in okay the right answer wait am I wrong I'm reading right okay the correct answer is none of them you absolute imbecile to society those are all clear as day real times it's a reversed joke to see how long you're gonna sit there and struggle and try to figure out which one is incorrect those are all real times and you're 27 years old and you pay taxes and you on the internet just came to a conclusion that 12.55 pm just can't be right have some dignity stand ten toes and say I'm smart I know my my life in the world and those are all right you're abusive you are you understand that right pro no no no I feel like I feel like I'm in my last relationship right now like you did something to me right and now you're getting on me that you did something you're like you're like if you want to talk back I want to hit you right now so do you think it's wise if I tell you to shut up that's what for you to keep talking that's exactly what you're doing to me not what I'm doing right now this isn't a classic it's a reverse it's a dark it's it's this is I mean that is the definition of gaslighting exactly and you you you mr. so smart manipulative whatever I'm you know I'm manipulative I'm manipulative I'm manipulative oh your tongues are serpent oh you're gonna take the kids for me if you ask me that I literally go oh that's real that's real that's where that's where that's where this done your questions false your questions your questions are so stupid your questions fabricated that's like being like why did you do that bad thing the other day and what watch why do you do that bad thing the other day you know what I'm talking about what are the bad thing exactly and you would just go deep and deep into like oh did I do something no what you didn't do anything that's that's a literally called abuse no it's a literally called abuse I'd say give me proof what bad thing you're speaking on that's abuse you abused me that's no you abused me sir what is this you abused me this scouts honor what is that oh that is yeah I thought I'm I'm spreading awareness is ladies and or gentlemen oh holy shit I don't have good thumb ducts dirty in my right hand left one I can tuck that something quick that right one you just might have wrote something ball yeah can I say something dude I hate that I gotta stop saying that what I hate my so I say can I say something like I hate that I say that so much I'll be listening to the podcast and say something every time I'm listening to it on my car I'm like oh I'm coming trying dude I hate that I do that so just you ready go speak first let me tell you some let me tell you learn me something learn learning you something what was I talking about oh dude and I forgot oh no hey you're good calm down calm down calm down 1255 calm down calm down what are we talking about we were talking about 1255 no no stop you don't make a joke be serious okay we were talking about abuse and the fact that I don't have good deck steering my brother dude shout it to Alyssa Carlin I knew her and we went to school together we grew up together I probably shouldn't say her last name who the hell's Alyssa Carlin she was a girl I grew up with you know one of those girls you like grew up with had a crush on forever yeah but it's just like it was one she was it was one of those but she's like we ended up just becoming really good friends anyway you grow up and you're just like you know yeah but shout out there I think she's married now oh no no no no I need you look at me there's no substance to shouting out Alyssa Carlin she like the you just ran the girl I love Alyssa Carlin no no I get that that's fine and dandy yeah what made you bring her up I was gonna say something okay please do she scarred me she traumatized me because she used to do this thing in elementary school oh those little double jointed witch girls yeah dude no dude and it would be it would all go there and she like she did do this all the time and it stuck with me I think I still to this day of dreams about that I get my inverted L by and you know who else I hate Jason the ween why every time I met him he's such a sweet guy he's dope he doesn't have oh my god he does those push ups he has a like a bulldog arms oh dude in this bulldog under by people that are double jointed double jointed deserve to be treated like X-Men put him in your own school put him in a silent dude you're like Jean Gray with a bald paraplegic professor oh my god dude I mean he does those push ups and he literally turns to do an English bulldog yeah I see a I see a double double jointed and do the eyelid flips to the same people no they worship wegey boards put a inhibitor on the back of their neck and do they don't need to be in public society if you ever used to flip your thing and then play with the wegey board don't speak and all these people are in jail please don't speak like I'm asking you don't speak to me that's oh my god oh tank you know tank we love tank he could do that kneecaps backwards really never met a black person that was double jointed it'd be so far never I've never met a brother of mine that it was double jointed oh I've I've met a lot of brothers with a lot of things I've seen a lot dig it dig the dig the hole right there the weeness right here yeah good old Curtis he could drag his some they're about right there would you lose a lot of weight no there's a condition what's it called elbidas oh I don't know something I don't want to make a joke because it seems like we're yeah that's real thing grew up with them oh let's see what else I don't like Darryl's headband I just saw it in the window Darryl come here Darryl come 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Get out of here. If you want to see Daryl, he's on Patreon. Hey, whisper the fuck to you. But I have something, right? I want to get into something before we get out of here. Okay. I saw this thing on Instagram. And I need to give her the proper shout out. It says 63 million views on Instagram. Oh. So people have probably seen it. What type of content are we about to consume you? Her Instagram is social Sammy, right? And she put together the craziest food combinations. Oh my God, we're eating. No, please, no. No, no, no, I can't. I'm not kidding. These are positive food combinations. These are good. Okay. I'm about to show you the craziest food combinations you've ever seen. Okay. All right. We got to cut real quick and I'ma go grab the food. Okay. But you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by us. The you should know podcasts in our Patreon. If you want more access to the you should know podcasts and one episode a week is not getting it done. 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In front of you, we have the craziest food combinations ever. And I'm about to take you through each one, right? Now grab your lemon with cinnamon on it. You don't have to do with the fork. Lemon and cinnamon. Right. The first one is lemon and cinnamon. This is supposed to taste like Coca-Cola. If this tastes like Coca-Cola from a mountain being made. All right, three, two, one. I get it, I get it. Are you playing on swallowing that? Are you swallowing that? There's still skin on there. Okay, I think I just went to with cinnamon. I think mine had way too much lemon. It was very spicy. No, I did taste it though. I can't even lie. Might smell like it more. Oh, dude, I like it. Oh no, it is. That is Coca-Cola. Yeah, that's very Coca-Cola from a mountain being made. Oh my god, that is Coca-Cola. It's very Coca-Cola. Once I got a swig, wow, that's Coca-Cola. Let me do that too. Oh my god. Like I'm not joking. That's Coke. That is so sick. Okay, the next one, you can grab your fork. Tomato and sugar, it's your lonesome tomato. Yep. I've heard this, now this is very elder. This is very elder. Like my grandma says she puts sugar on her tomatoes. Tomato and sugar is supposed to taste like strawberry. Oh god, here we go. Cheers. That's actually crazy. Once you get past texture, wow. That is crazy. That's not that bad. That's not bad. How much sugar did you put? A good amount. Yeah, I think we're calling down Kool-Aid. Good lord. Now that was not. Wow. Now that was not. Wow. That just came off. Like that was not. That's not. That was not supposed to be that. I'm sorry. That was not bad. Okay. Your next one is a melon and banana. It's supposed to taste like bubble gum. Banana and can. What is this? Canelo? It's melon. Melon? Yeah. What's the name of this fruit? Melon. A melon. Is this just melon? Did I grab the wrong fruit? That's canelo. No, I'm just kidding. I mean, it's a melon. Is it a melon? Is there anything you could just buy melon in a sore? I mean, this is probably. If she just said melon, this is probably it. Okay. Melon and banana is supposed to taste like bubble gum. Cheers, buddy. Cheers. That might be the most convincing one. That is crazy. That's wild. That is crazy. Like, okay. The next layer of something like this, it would be to close your eyes. And you could literally visualize. Yes. hink in your mouth. You have to. Would these have to get rid of texture and like. Oh, I'm about to. A lot of this is aftertaste, too. That was. That was the most convincing. So far, to me. The tomato with the sugar, it was good. Whatever. The. I mean, it. Strawberry. Yeah. That one tasted like coke, but it was very citrusy. Yes. You have to. That was aftertaste. The lemon and cinnamon is very aftertaste here. Oh, God. That was. Okay. If you're watching this right now, try it at home. Grab these with us. All right. Is this a tomato sandwich? The next one is a salty. The next one is salty chips with tomato in between. It's supposed to taste like a pizza. I'm not gonna lie, bro. If this. If this tastes like a pizza, I'm gonna have to question a lot about life. Let's do it. Cheers. I get it. Oh my God, it does. It's the aftertaste every time. I'm kind of ashamed that I can see it. I'm also there with you. Like I get. Like my mouth smells like pizza right now. Obviously, I don't have like red sauce and cheese in my mouth, but that was like. Obviously, you got to get rid of the texture though. Oh my God. It is the aftertaste. Every time. This is insane. Oh my God. This is insane. No, I just. I just ate a pizza roll. Like I. It's a pizza roll, yes. Are we experiencing voodoo? Is this our first time? Are we losing our voodoo for time? Oh, I did something to have to be to come up with this. Yeah, show. She was on. Oh, she was on something else. Can I clean your palate? Last one. This one I'm super nervous about. One because I don't like one of the ingredients. And in my mind, I don't think I'll be able to get there with this. Okay. Banana and avocado is supposed to taste like ice cream. That isn't. There's no way. There is no way. There's no way. There's no way. This is the craziest one. All right, cheers. I mean, more of the texture. Yeah, I didn't get that. More of the texture, like. I always jump the gun. Like, four seconds after I swallow, it's literally like I just had bluebell in my nose. I mean. It's always four seconds after. Oh, wow, dude. I think I'm getting hit with a. That's a. Pill of placebo right now. No, bro, it's not a placebo. This is real life. No, the other ones are. You didn't get that one? I think I was so high, like, on the other ones that they were dope and it was great that I'm like, convincing myself. You know what that. I think that was more texture. You know that melted ice cream and you kind of. It's like warming, you kind of putting. That's exactly what that's like. I don't know, I could be tripping. I don't know. Dude, the craziest food combos ever. Oh my. No, that. Who in the hell. Who in the hell thought of these decided to try these? The crazy part is. If you hand that plate to someone, they're gonna think that you're messing with them. Yeah. All of those taste good. Yeah. Actually, man. All of those things. Think about that. You're trying to lose weight and you want the taste of all these good things. Hey, come. Hey. Well, I'm trying to speak to your heart. Okay. And you're good. Your heart and your gut and your visceral fat. Think about that. All these stuff is like whole foods almost. And you get the taste of all the nasty stuff. Dude, I can literally put melon and banana and get bubble gum. The fact that you didn't get ice cream all of the. I'm still tasting ice cream. Like, I think I'm about to have a diarrhea because I'm like those. Like, my mind is so like, I do that ice cream. You have placebo. You go. Whoa, you should do that cold and maybe you'll get it more. That's true. No, I. Like, I kind of. I'm kind of there. Maybe it's just not overwhelming. I also like cookies and cream in my ice cream. Oh, yeah, you're fat. You're like, "Hey." You're not gonna get mountain rocky roads all of that. You know what I mean? I go, "Where's the pieces of marshmallow?" Okay, which one had the most effect to you? It had to be bubble gum. Really? It had to be. That was overwhelming. Like, genuinely, I was like, "I'm chewing on pink bubble gum." That's second for me. The one that was most for me was the lemon and cinnamon. That one was like. No, that one was. No, that one had Coca-Cola. That was Coke. I think I just got. More cinnamon on yours or something. Yeah. But that was. Yours was heavy lemon. Mama, heavy lemon. But it was Coke, for 100%. The. The pizza one was the most shocking. Pizza one. 'Cause that one is a slow burn. That's what I mean. I mean, it's like. It went very slow burn. I was like, "There's no shot." And then. Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. Go get those little crumbs sitting in the molars. And then. That's what all of that. - That's actually really, I wanted to keep doing this. - That's a hammer like, ooh, that's a pizza. - That's good, that's good. - And then what's the other one? - The tomato with the sugar. - Tomato with the sugar, I think the sugar wore off. - Yeah, I'm gonna get what we're trying out. - I think it likes tomatoes. - I really don't, but I kind of do. I didn't show like, I don't know, big tomato. I've got just said, I don't like 'em. - Yeah. - Let's try this. So tomato and sugar is strawberry. - You, but, oh my diabetes. This is organic raw cane sugar. - I thought that's sugar. - And you went like this. - You didn't, you want to see how I would sugar this? If it said, put sugar on a tomato. And it'll taste like a strawberry. Cheers. - That's all I would do. - You're sad? - I really like. - Cheers, bub. - Yeah. - Yep. - Wow. - Wow. - You just shook that like an oyster. You said, oh, oh. - Wow, that is good. - That is good. - I get it. - You just got to do the gut, you can do the skin. - Bro, I'm telling you, if you decided to, first off, do it. And if you really want to lean in and do it, blindfold yourself. - Blindfold yourself. - I'm telling you, that imagination will help make those flavors more bold and beautiful in your mind. I'm telling you, bro. - All right, wow. - That was great. - That was dope. Thank you for bringing that. - My tummy was a little hunky too. Thank you, bro. - Try it on TikTok, tag us in your videos. Say the YSK pod, sent you. Shout out to what's her name for this. - So, I'm simply Sami, your summary. - Social, Sami. - Sami. - Some of us. - Some of us. - Yeah. - We have to love y'all. Appreciate you coming back to episode 2, 3rd and 2. Confuse the Casuals. Get the good karma with this week's secret code. - I think 37 you. - 37 you, leave it in the comments. Remember, one of the 10 key wallabairs. 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