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Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to Chime.com slash disclosures for details. Now on to the rest of the episode. This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom. For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story. The stylist who found the perfect outfit for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes. For your one-year-old. The tomato soup you shared with your sister at the cafe. These are the moments that make Nordstrom, Nordstrom. Big or small, we're here for all of it. Celebrating 125 years with new moments still ahead. Discover it all in Nordstrom stores and at Nordstrom.com. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. This is episode 229. Round of applause. Please wait. We got Carlos Cam back in the seat. I was going to let it rock out because you've been really, really, really trying to get that round of applause back in. I like that. I'm still trying to figure it out because, no, if you want me to be honest, I don't care. I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not. You're a man of the people. I'm a man of the people. You're a man of the people, people of the man. But do it with the right fist. Show some respect. Is that a real thing? I've never seen it done with the left. What if someone's a left-hander? I think the sentiment's the same. If you're left-handed, whenever you're doing a Pledge of Allegiance, you still put your right hand over your heart. That's because your heart's on the left side of your body, you moron. They're not going to go. A Pledge of Allegiance to the flag. Are you an idiot? You never knew that. I never knew. No, you shut up. You never knew what? I never knew you're, the reason you do the Pledge of Allegiance with your right hand over your heart. And not the left is because the heart's on the, on the right, on the left side. I'm having a problem. It's because you're putting your hand over your heart. So why can't we do this? Why can't we do left hand over the heart? Because who wants to look like they're scooping it, like scooping toop their tits when they're saying the Pledge of Allegiance? But would it be a sign of disrespect if I did left hand over my heart? I think it'd be a sign of weirdness. No, that's fine. I think the sentiment's still there. If you, if you literally were like this. Maybe you'd be like, "So, something's wrong with that guy. Something's wrong with him." Okay. That's so crazy. I didn't think that. But this is completely different. That's completely different. I've never seen someone, see, I've never seen someone black power with the left fist. If it's disrespectful with the left, let me know. But I think it's just, I think that's just preference. I'm sure there's a manual out there. There probably is. I need to buy it. I need to buy that book. I need to buy it. Who would I get it signed by? Who would I get a black power book signed by, current, today? Dr. Umar. Oh, no. No, no, no. Dr. Umar hates me. Never, never said a word to me that guy hates me. So, yeah, no. That's out the window. I would love to have Dr. Umar on the podcast. Oh, I think it'd be fantastic. I would love to. Within two minutes, he'd say that my wife has failed her ancestors. He'd say that I'm, I don't know what he's going to say. He'd say I'm undeserving of all things, of all things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. I'd be like, "Get him!" Yeah, I'd be like, "Yeah, keep going, sure, sure." I'd go, "Mr. Umar, get him!" I'd be like, "Oh, that's crazy. How much did you get paid for your last press tour?" Oh! So, here we go. Welcome back to the podcast. Yeah, welcome back. We don't know how much. How much of that stayed? Welcome back from commercial break. Dude, Cam, I haven't seen you-- Oh, no, tickle my cherries. Tickle my cherries, get straight into it. We both saw something. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We both saw Spider-Man. Now, before you click off, we are not reviewing Spider-Man. We're not actually talking about the movie at all. We're going to do a full breakdown over on our Patreon that comes out this Wednesday. We're going to break down the spoilers, and then we're going to rank the movies, I think. Yeah, and we're going to do what? We're going to break the boss down! Down! Down! Down! It's like not that good. It's not like that big. Oh, you're out of your mind. No, it's not that big of a joke for it to be worth it. I think I just like the way I sound when I say that. Yeah, it's selfish of me. But OK, so we saw Spider-Man. We saw Spider-Man separately. We did. Oh, completely different states. So I haven't talked to Cam in about a week, because I was out of town. I was out of town. You were in town. I was out of town, too. Don't make it look like I'm just a loser. I was out of town. I have a lot to talk to you about. I went to Minneapolis. We have a lot. Oh. I went to-- I got so much that happened. I went to SummerSlam. You went to Minneapolis, beautiful big city. There's a Mall of America. Yeah. You went to a pay-per-view event. I went to Tahlequah, Oklahoma. We'll get there. And oh, will we get there. We'll get there in the episode, because we have a lot to catch up on. So it's going to be a good podcast. These are always my favorites. When we disperse them, we come back. We don't talk. Can't I say-- I'll talk about this later. Mall of America, a little disappointed. I knew I would be. I knew it would be. It's too outdated, isn't it? It's too outdated. It's too outdated. It's not modern. I don't need the seventh Lids store. That's what I'm saying. The mall is 15 miles long, but there's eight of the same stores. That's stupid. It's dumb. You're taking away the magic. To be a true Mall of America, there should be one of every single retailer. Yes, think about that. That'd be the greatest-- I saw three hot sauce-- I saw three of the same hot sauce places that sell the gag hot sauces that are super expensive. Three of the same ones. Hot sauce? Oh, don't tell me Mall of America is just a big grapevine mills. No, no, no. Not at all. It's not that bad. No, it's not that bad. Oh, you can get a hot sauce at Sniper Rifle. You can get-- No, no, it's not that bad yet. But so I went to go see "Spider-Man," brand new day. Now, if you've been watching the podcast for this past month, there's been like a movie-like chronicle of me trying to find the perfect movie theater-- For this reason, for this movie. For this movie. Like, I bought five movie tickets to different theaters. I ended up going-- I ended up having to go to Minneapolis the day that "Spider-Man," brand new day, released. I was working with a brand at SummerSlam. Now, I was like, OK, not ideal. I wanted to be at home to watch "Brand New Day," right? I was studying the movie theaters in my area. Yeah, you were putting up shots, taking notes. Yeah, so I was like, last second audible. Well, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, there's a Mall of America. So I decided to go watch "Spider-Man," brand new day at the Mall of America. That's aura. I'm not going to lie. That's like plus 7. It was the most ghetto movie theater ever. It's a ghetto movie theater. There's rips in the leather. It's disgusting. It's gross. You're lying. It's disgusting. It's so nasty. So even the movie theater's like outdated there? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Screens aren't that big unless you want to watch it in-- what the I called? What? Screen X. What is that? Whenever the screen is-- there's a screen in front of you, and then a screen's on the walls on the side of you. Dude, you need to stop being so experimental with movies. You need to go to a classic standard showing. I did. I did. I'm saying that-- That was an option for Spider-Man. I thought you just told me you saw Spider-Man. I mean, you're literally-- you're on a web going through New York on the side. So when I'm watching a movie, my head should never go like this. I should never be watching a movie this way. You shouldn't have to be like this. Babe, babe, look, look, look. Look. It's stupid. The main film's right there. I'm over here, oh, oh, look. Oh, god. My NHC 2? That'd be horrific. So I landed in Minneapolis. American Airlines, the worst airline to ever exist. If you ever see me advertise American Airlines, I've sold my soul. Now, it's the worst airline ever. Never use it. The fact that they even chose to use American Airlines planes for 9/11, they didn't even deserve that. Wow. OK. Yeah, OK. Wow. All right. All right. Yeah. So I flew in from Dallas to Minneapolis. They lost my luggage. Luggage is gone. And they're like, hey, we'll let you know when we get it there. I'm like, what does that mean? You know, it's absolutely unacceptable. They're like, oh, we can't find it. And I go, why? They're like, we lost a bunch of bags yesterday. We lost a lot of bags today. That's the explanation they got. I was originally supposed to go see the noon showing at the Mall of America, right? I was so pissed off that I missed that movie. I missed it. I didn't go. I bought that ticket, didn't go to it. I was so mad. Because all my jewelry was in that luggage, too. So that's a lot of money. That's a big bag to lose. Yeah. It's a big bag. So I'm pissed off. I'm in the room. And Sarah's like, babe, come on. We can go see the 3 o'clock. There's a 3 o'clock. You'll be fine. All right. She took me to a bar. I got some drinks. I felt better. Right? I must say, you turned into Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Shut up! So we go to the Mall of America to the worst movie theater ever. And I go, hey, can I buy a 3:00 PM movie ticket to Spider-Man? I go in there, right? It is empty. I'm like, thank God. I want it to be empty so no one's chit-chatting, nobody's on their phone. Like, I want to enjoy Spider-Man: Brand New Day the best way I can because I care about this movie. I've been waiting five years, right? So I sit down. Now, I'm in the second to last top row, right? Which is fine, right? Not prime, not peak, but good. Not prime, but I'm back. Good. But like I said, there's empty. There's only two people on the very bottom row, second row. Very bottom. bottom there's only two people down there and then right before the movie starts there's a group of like six girls that walk in and they sit exactly next to us now i'm like oh my god no no the rest of the theater is open open oh no oh my god i would have got it moved i go oh my god oh my god and sarah looks at me and she goes and i go now i get up and i'm like we're moving good good i'm so glad we did because the girls recognize me so i was like i was like shut the fuck up shut her down so then i'm like okay sarah what is the best seat in this theater where we don't get annoyed with people in front of us or beside us all we can get encapsulated in is the full screen tom holland so i go let's get in the very front row terrible decision no i like it you need to be that needs that disciplinary measures terrible so i get to the very front row right and i'm in the theater right so i'm like i like i'm in the movie oh yeah you need to be in that disciplinary measures terrible so i get to the very front row right and i'm like i'm in it you could touch the screen i'm an extra in brand new day so i'm sitting now and now there's a couple behind us one one girl really big and the guy is like i'm being honest like i hate you i hate you those two people i hate them you i i hate you and so there's a girl way too big and then a guy and he had open toed like jesus sandals on and weird long stringy hair and that's so like checked his backpack looking guy so i didn't like it all right but they were fine they were laying all the way down there they were climbing down and they were climbing down right and they were laying down they were they this is the part that kills me they were quiet the whole previews and trailers they were silent the whole time and so i was like thank god i got a good group it's gonna be fine i'm gonna watch brand new day i swear to god the first scene of spider-man brand new day a filibuster starts between them two yeah so i know that's the crazy thing is and i don't even know why that they were doing this yeah i don't even know why they would do that too loud dude like not like whispering a full conversation now sarah sarah's a writer that she knows how much this means to me she hits a full spin a ruski yes ma'am yes ma'am she's turning around and i and then i go i'm turning around right and i i give like two or three turnarounds because at some point you can see this big six seven turning around looking at you right you see me dog they're not two or three is insane they didn't shut up no they didn't shut up if you got a literal movie critique shut up shut up and so the big girl's foot is right by my right here so i'm literally i'm mad now so i grabbed this foot i swear to you i grabbed her foot payton i was mad steven harden you did not grab a stranger's yes and you know some big people got low feet so i got a whole fit like i got the whole hoof it's like robbie's pants it's like uh what is it from dragon ball majin buu or the or something the it's like a big body itty bitty foot and so i'm grabbing her hoof right and it's and and i got a full grip on it and she's she turns and looks and i go hey shut the f**k up it was my first time telling a stranger to shut the f**k up oh my god you know what she did i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and left oh you ruined her concession stance no it's too much it's a joke no you did not ruin this girl's day ruined her day i don't know what the first five minutes a brand new day is i don't know what still does that i don't know five minutes and you ruined her day i didn't tell her to leave i said shut the f**k up i grabbed her foot yes i did okay think about this you're you're a girl that's talking a lot probably in her own zone because she's talking a lot and you just feel this shut the f**k up yeah oh that'll spook you to your core shut up wait you want to know okay it didn't grab her that aggressive put your leg up here they'll see it on the wide camera okay here put your leg up look put it right here this is about the this is about a fair distance right so no i know they're married in real life though and it's it's just beautiful thing and uh and i just i mean they they work so well on the screen hey yeah shut the f**k up oh my oh my god no that wasn't she said sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry yeah so my spider-man brand new day was almost ruined because of her holy sh** okay so much from that the best part about this is i had no clue that you had an experience yeah because my spider-man day was a the craziest film that i've ever been a part of wait what do you mean do you liked it my spider-man my spider-man on opening day the movie got paused my film was paused my spider-man movie ceased in the middle of the film and they paused it they paused your movie okay so we show up everything's normal didn't know there was a pause button i'm thinking i didn't know yeah this is a dvd player back to last week what are you doing up there's blu-ray literally we sit down packed theater packed oh it sucks i hate no we're we're opposite i like being immersed in the crowd oh no now i used to comes with some chitter chatter too much chitter chatter but i don't mind it because when the funny parts hit they're even more funny i can laugh on my own i don't need you to laugh i can laugh i know it's funny honest to god i i honestly feel like if you were in an empty theater at a comedy movie you wouldn't laugh once oh it's funny oh that's so funny that's but that's me laughing anyway we i mean whole experience i had two hot dogs yeah of course you did two hot dogs extra large popcorn go ahead and layer that butter big someone grabbed your foot oh yeah but we're we're we're loving it yeah previews boom movie starts okay great movie again we'll talk about it on patreon go check over there we're watching this movie and i you're not i'm not gonna spoil it but there's a part i could tell you but it's just say in the middle it's a conversational moment yes it's not a high like action moment so conversational piece and i swear to god yeah ned is talking and he literally is like oh yeah i just didn't know that the whole screen freezes everyone in the theater went and that now i'm not gonna lie this sucks this is kind of about being an american i have ptsd at this exact moment yeah you're like oh we're getting that so something's happening yeah the lights come on no the light they turn the lights on in the movie oh no i'm out of it now oh no oh my heart i'm at 190 bbm regardless of being scared or something i'm my viewing experience is ruined it's ruined it's completely my eyes can't go from dark to light and then we'll go back to dark i can't get this they went vampires i just turned into a werewolf yeah my popcorn looks nasty i see crumbs on myself oh i was filled with crumbs bro there's a small piece of hot dog too on my lap i don't know how that got there i literally said oh but so we're sitting there okay the i've never been a part of a movie theater paused yeah the lights come on and then two staff members come out and i said oh dude it's happening i said i said where's the exit just tell me where they exited and i you not word for word if you were part of this movie you know exactly what i'm talking about uh is there an owner of a black jeep grand cherokee probably looks like a 2022 model someone got towed uh if you're in here we're gonna need you to come out to the parking lot there's been a fire someone's car caught on fire you know the car blew up in the middle of my spider-man viewing experience so then they've already we're the very last theater yeah they've already cleared every other theater right apparently they go we've cleared every other theater we believe the owner of the vehicles in here we're gonna ask you to stand up it turned into a cease and assist they're patting people down looking for car keys i literally said don't touch me i said do not touch me i drive a suburban you had to stand up in the middle of spider-man with the lights on it's this bright because a car i was in a movie theater this bright a vehicle blew up no shot and i i swear to god and then they go so they're looking around and then no one in our theater either yeah first off you're you're gonna search me i'm not seven years old it's not my car this is are you a cop yeah it's like let me think not my car next person so they clear our theater no no one has this g yeah so the guy literally goes okay sorry about that mind you it's been like five to eight minutes oh no no it's on movie i've never seen i still see in that space he's like this i swear to god i should have took a picture of it bro and he walks to the bottom his little associate walks with him he turns around and goes all right well if you have the black jeep grand cherokee will be outside fire departments on the way he's like doubling down on then he goes enjoy your film and then instantly the lights cut down movie starts people some people still standing up people are still talking oh my god there's a fire they cut the movie right back on no you gotta at least rewind four minutes so you're like you can pause you can rewind i forgot what we're talking about really opening day that sucks bro dude no no can i i'm so glad people are going back to the movie theaters and like the movie theater culture's becoming a thing i'm so glad people are going back to the movie theaters and like the movie theater thing i'm i i'm above it now like i like that's i i hate to be that guy i can't like i can't deal with that i care about cinema and film i love cinema i i care about it too much i go i went to the private movie theaters with where they serve you dinner and it's supposed to be uppity up class i'm taking pictures with the workers have some professionalism decency god god tubby is talking about the movie theater and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god are talking ad-libbing i mean like this isn't like i get it if we're watching 21 jump street like ad-lib with the jokes we don't care if you talk this is god peak cinema yeah this is this is mcu dude we'll give the full review of the movie uh on our patreon spoilers and stuff but but dude i mean just two tragic experiences yeah that's crazy i'm gonna go back though i'm gonna go back and watch it any and watch it again yeah i'm gonna watch it two or three more times it's such a good movie but um i'm gonna i was telling you this uh before the movie came out any big theatrical release now i'm just renting out the movie theater and i know that might sound like elitist or whatever insane cool whatever i don't care i don't give a i don't care but like just think of it as me buying the movie for like four hundred dollars right but like i can i'll bring friends and stuff only the friends i know act right like oh yeah like robbie's not going robbie cannot go off rip k-rop's not absolutely not invited that he's gonna go yeah boys i'm on my way i'm not gonna lie what the is he doing in that suit what's he doing man i mean how does he have that even what's going on you mean you mean to tell me that's tom holland running up that build that's the fakest i've ever seen i mean he's literally got about four stunt doubles you can tell by the calf muscle on that one you know it probably probably took an ajax 82 millimeter film to make that some i got that same camera it's netflix approved he was all i had to do is tweak a couple settings he goes it's so great and never mind i could go on about care i do hey rob all right this episode is brought to you by quo let me tell you running a business means you're always reachable until you're not come on now and that moment you missed the call that text that follow-up a competitor is the one that picks it up that's why today's episode is brought to you by quo spelled q u o the business phone system built so you never miss an opportunity quo is the number one rated 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furry yeah love it for him yeah hung out with a lot of uh superstars ww superstars we ended up staying at the same hotel it was really fun but i'll give it wwe sam or sam review too over on patreon yeah join the patreon i'm not a hundred percent sure you just spoke english i'm not 100 sure you just spoke english you said i'll even tell you i'll give you a wwe summer slam review over on a patreon because i was there third row if you go watch the replay you'll see me night two the whole time um but i almost broke up with sarah whenever i went to summer slam no you didn't yes i almost broke up with my girlfriend when i went to minneapolis what in the hell happened no no so i'm locking in so we were in minneapolis for summer slam me and sarah were driving through downtown we were in the back of an uber now there's a lot of weird people in minneapolis just the name minneapolis gives like i if i feel like i'm gonna see weirdos yeah no it's strange like it's a it's a weird city i can't tell if everybody's like a homoerotic or thugs like or like a mix of two which is fine both of them but i couldn't tell i'd like to at least know right so you can't you can't prepare for me yeah yeah you know no you can't study for it oh no no no you can't it's a it is a blind test it was so it was like it is what i do love about it's a melting pot of people like you get everything there you go everything everything so we were in the back of an uber driving through downtown now there's a lot of people outside right a lot of homeless people a lot of gang members a lot of people dressed up as cats like there's a lot of strange we were saying now i was on my phone right like emailing or doing something sarah was looking out the window we were driving past a group of people downtown and sarah goes oh my god oh my god babe oh my god did you see that and i go what the what what see what she goes did you see that guy and i go what guy she goes babe there was a guy and he was wearing yoga pants nothing but yoga pants and i was like okay she was like but they were like super tight and i go okay and she goes babe and i go what and she goes swear to god she goes and he turned around and he had the biggest no you can't say you can't say that what the and her eyes got so big it was just you're giving me ptsd it's exactly how she looked she did the hands too she's like the biggest i mean the huge massive bit huge huge huge huge huge i was like shut up she go and then i i as she was saying her sixth huge i said and then she went she went no no no no no i i didn't mean huge i meant like like really noticeable oh i'm running out of oxygen and then i was like there's no there's no way i i i said sarah have you lost your mind you can't say that to me like like i've never seen your eyes get that big like she looked at me like like she just like she was like babe it was the biggest huge huge huge was huge she starts going cross-eyed i called my dad what i called my dad i said dad what do i do about this what are you saying he said man i mean i was like he said something like oh man you just compared it to yours man oh yeah she goes it was huge shoot and then so i went to go find her i turned around look it's just that big oh dude oh god bless you i mean i'm not gonna lie but yeah oh oh dude i need i need a second i'm not okay and that story literally is not exaggerated at all if she was here right now she'd be doing that oh you're a better man than me yeah now ask me what i would have done in that car liv goes babe this huge huge huge massive like the biggest bulge i've ever seen okay like oh my gosh she's the biggest juiciest fattest most perfect could take a nibble and it's still there i'm talking moving hitch trailer dragging a wagon and instead a blind man could follow and i want to grab oh did you see her juicy olivia keep driving craig that's what i would have done immediate taste your own medicine yeah that was that was a lot happened this weekend but that was like the most like that is because she meant it too it wasn't like she was joking with me she meant it i know sarah she definitely meant it she didn't realize in the moment that the repercussions because she that's when she caught herself he goes no no it was just really noticeable she was like it was it was ginormous but like not for me it's just like it was out and like like it was there she goes no one likes the big ones anyway no one likes it because babe yours is just right babe you're just perfect boyfriend size i i swear see y'all gotta be careful what y'all say bro four years into my marriage if in the act or afterwards if there's a conversation happening and my wife says you're just perfect husband size i'm finding a online legal team that night i'm taking the kids the house the it's all mine i know you have a story right probably about because you went to the middle of nowhere but before you get into that i have a question that i came up with please ask in minneapolis oh okay because i was because i'm traveling a lot right like just this week i'm gonna go i went from dallas to minneapolis to dallas tomorrow i'm going to new york and then going to oklahoma yep i'm just all over the place right now a lot of travel which is great it's a blessing but as the traveling's going i'm experiencing more life and i saw this question on a comment section of tick tock but i forgot about it and then whenever i was in minneapolis i thought about it because there's so many buildings and there's so much construction that's happening on earth around the world i'm not liking this and this question is really good that i saw i'm not liking this how does the world not get heavier every time we build a building how has the world just not got overly heavy i want to find the guy before you answer that i want to find the guy to give him credit who who came up with this because it was a it was a good question his name derrick's oh derrick derrick casper walker on tiktok oh hey pick one it's so does the world get heavier whenever we keep building buildings like how are we not just like falling into eternal darkness no absolutely not that's not a good question that is a stupid that's a good question if you're six that is a good question if you believe in santa your favorite snack's a lollipop and your free time is riding your razor no yeah oh yes how because doesn't that make sense okay so whenever god made the earth right whenever the earth was made there was no buildings on it no not a single one all the pyramids then we got the eiffel tower what a jump man what a jump in the timeline great pyramids and you know eiffel tower and then jerry's world yeah and then twin towers eiffel state building the liberty palace i don't know what these places are called you sound like you're in the mcu empire state university like all just fake names okay but then think about it and then we got dubai yeah yeah yeah and then they made all the the burj khalifa and the wiz khalifa yeah they made the wiz khalifa the burgundy yeah and then melbourne in the the opera and all the stuff they got over there whatever okay think about that everywhere has buildings and they're all big and we keep getting bigger and thinking dallas they're building a building right now how is the world not sinking okay you ready you ready for this mind-boggling answer yeah sure what are they building it out of what huh what are the buildings made out of answer that i assume bricks okay well bricks yes maybe steel steel bricks the iron mud a lot of mud right yeah where the does all that come from the factory which comes from where excuse me people made the factory oh yeah okay what'd they make that out of brick mud iron where does brick come from where does brick come from where does bricks and mud and iron and wood and sand and all that come from the ocean well sand i was answering the sand part sand comes from the ocean don't we make we make bricks bricks are made in oven brick oven pizza bricks are made in an oven but they are made from the earth correct everything comes from the earth yes that doesn't make it not make sense if i build a thousand pound box yes out of the earth yes i removed a thousand pounds that's not true okay okay okay let's play the game so you can't so so so so if you stop yeah sand right yeah it does not take 10 pounds of sand to make a 10 pound brick it does not bricks aren't made of sand imbasar what are we building sand castles now what are bricks made of not saying what are they i think it's clay okay it's like it doesn't make sure exactly it doesn't yes it does it's it's not it does not take 10 pounds of clay to make 10 pounds of bricks i almost called you olivia that's how bad of a statement you're making right now olivia so you're saying everything is is a one-to-one ratio okay then shut up it's not one-to-one but everything comes from matter cannot be created nor destroyed everything that we have who the are you rosa parks shut up philosophy phil everything everything that has been here is here that's not true there's man-made things name them there's man-made metals in man-made metals yes please give me a name because it's not vibranium we're not splitting the sky wakanda careful no it's it's steel and all that okay but it's not a one-to-one ratio you don't think there's any building that outweighs the materials it costs to make because then you put furniture on that and you put people on that and what is furniture made out of the only thing is cotton what are you sitting in a sock right now you're not making so how does it not get heavier then because that's it's an equal and opposite reaction to what you're saying that's the earth for every baby that's born that someone's got to die that's not true that's not true i know it's not but i'm saying so you're wrong so stop saying it but i'm saying that i'm proving your point that's not one to one exactly so balance out not not really human beings we're popping up more than to me we're gonna run out of land that's fine the land's gonna sink it's not gonna sink you don't think sea levels are rising if you make a building that uses materials that the materials came from the earth right they have big cobalt man-made materials that the materials came from the earth right they have big cobalt mines they take a little bit of cobalt but the cobalt mine but the cobalt mine makes the eye but the cobalt mine the cobalt mine weighs on the earth and then you're making stuff that weighs more on the earth so it's more weight than making dude what people are on there it's the big for the theater she's gonna be in there your kitchen table yeah it's wood that came from woods korean people people plant trees to make more wood this has gone too long i thought you had an answer guess i'm right that is an answer that is an answer matter here's your answer matter cannot be created nor destroyed but it can't be added on to no matter plus matter equals more matter yeah 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stop at a walmart before going to the hotel get a couple things yeah right when i tell i mean and this is not an exaggeration and there's gonna be uh i'm just gonna say this with being in a walmart for 10 minutes okay i saw a person being dragged by their dog like their dog like they had them on a leash and the dog said that i'm the human today and the a human being and it's kind of sad she was like maybe 50 she was sliding on tile yeah a dog was literally taking her it was like a sick little reindeer yeah i'm probably opinion stop bringing your dogs in stores oh yeah dogs leave them at the house yeah dogs are animals don't bring that's what that's that was not a service dog no he didn't have a cool jacket or a patch i can tell when your dog's a service dog some of y'all's dogs need service okay so woman sliding on the ground yeah okay i saw a i gave a handshake to a man that unfortunately i did not check his hand before shaking his hand it was the dirtiest hand i have ever seen oh yeah it was black he had scratches and scars no not like no the man when i touched this guy i didn't look at him and i looked down i'm shaking a black guy's hand ah peyton you will not believe the disgust and chills that went over my pure white body when i touched that black man's head you will not believe it the man was white he was white as snow his hand was like like he's a mechanic oh smut black there's a booger on this pinky finger i swear to god kill him and i literally i literally left i went to where the germex is i opened the bottle and went i hate that it's terrible i hate that a couple of things i'm not gonna say might be insensitive so the walmart trip boom we leave we leave we leave we leave we leave we leave we leave we then go to chili's and now this was the closest i have ever been to saying you know hey uh i'm gonna need my food to go i'm just gonna leave respectfully so we go in there a lot of people notice that's fine amazing now the first couple that comes up they ask for a picture me and live are sitting there eating the chips and salsa i go yeah sure yeah no problem i get up very small booth i get up oh wow you're so tall smile honey little baby right here and the husband goes oh thanks buddy they leave leave okay okay they come back five minutes later don't come back they come back five minutes later now our actual food is out hey buddy i'm sorry you're gonna have to get up again uh uh you weren't in the picture i said i hate to sound like that the picture of me like the picture you took of me i wasn't in it how's that work in the picture of me how's that happen wow man i don't know let's do another like that's like not can you nothing let's do another get on up buddy and i'm like oh i'm going outside i'm going outside you got up didn't you take it i'm on the phone with you at this point yes you did call me a brief moment i am on a facetime like this yeah showing my wife back and forth in another grown man hold my phone i'm gonna show you exactly another grown man came in like this he said slow slowly inched his hand and just went you and i covered my face like i'm on an active line and he went yeah and i went he said sorry man i was sitting over there with the friends and the wife you know we just saw a lot of people taking pictures of you don't know who you are what do you do man you like an athlete or something and i go no i am on a phone call that's one thing but uh uh me and this guy we podcast yeah he goes oh okay just a podcast see you just a podcast and not interested in completely interrupt me and the best one yeah we're getting ready to leave the chilies we go we take a picture with the whole crew that then posted on their taliqua facebook fantastic for you and then we walk out taliqua and this guy goes oh damn and i'm like yeah cool dude yeah oh yeah what's up man he goes oh how's jackson what's jackson i'm jackson he goes how's jackson that's racist how's jackson how's jackson i'm floored i go jackson i go um who's jackson he goes come on man don't do that to yourself so funny jackson how is he and i go i look at live i'm like who's that like help me you're my help you're my lifeline help who's jackson i don't know what jackson he goes dude come on it's not even funny anymore your buddy made videos with i said and this is this is my favorite part of the whole trip i said oh jackson played into it i get nervous i get no respect bro i said oh dude honestly god i thought you might have like known me like you thought you knew me locally or something i thought you're talking about a friend no jackson's good man i said jackson's great he's actually in minnesota right now uh jackson's at summer i was trying to plug his meantime yeah so jackson's at summer slam he's doing good man he goes man f jackson he says some crazy things man crazy things i said oh you sound like you do too pal he said all right well all right cam grizzly hand his hand he goes all right cam oh hey you tell jackson i said what's up and i said i will tell jackson now i feel like it's gonna be an ongoing joke when people come up to me they're gonna call me jackson dude show respect no payton oh dude no i i don't get tired of people coming like i'm fine with people coming up to me and like this weekend was a lot which is fine never be afraid to come up to me yes never if you don't know my name shouldn't come up to me let's say i think that's it no no that's fair criteria that's a fair criteria that is a fair i i dude okay again i love i always say yes i i've never i've never said no to a picture and i never will that's amazing i love seeing the people in person if you just say oh i've seen you and you go like this what's your name your friend's name in the name of what y'all do again i'm just gonna go have a good day i mean all right well that's no that's fine i i'm fine with that don't call me oh dude walking around this weekend at summer slam in like the mall cam cam all the time now i always get it and i'm used to it and i'll turn around majority of the time and i'll be like what's up i'm just gonna be cam i'm okay you don't correct it no oh i always correct i'm not waiting you obviously aren't that big of a fan so it's this interaction's not gonna matter that's true but i'll always be like yeah whatever i'm cam cool dude but it got to a point this weekend and so i just was stopped i would stop turning around and people thought i was an but but that's not my name so i can't turn around that's that's the complete noise if someone said eduardo yeah exactly or a a oh yeah a is not my name i'm not i'm just not turning around at that oh i haven't got a lot of grabs oh a lot of a lot of grab stop me don't grab and stop me don't or like this hey oh and then another thing that happened oh dude i like so i would be walking through summer slam right now i was taking pictures with people like just trying to go to the bathroom which is fine i have no problem doing it i'll stop every single time i was taking pictures but then people saw that people were taking pictures of me and then they were just taking pictures and didn't know oh so i'd take a picture i'd be like yeah thank you bro and then they'd go what do you do oh yeah who are you oh there you go nobody yeah no people they literally be like dude i have no idea who you are what you do but everyone else taking picture can i go on it's so weird oh that one that one irks me i'm not gonna lie i'm a little i'm a little i don't know i still say yes but that one irks me i got i got congratulated so many times on my second kid i have kids now no confusing the names is one thing confusing the life very caucasian lives yeah it's your children yeah that's insane have you ever been called payton or no oh yes okay good heavily but i always go oh no no dude payton's the other guy i'm cam oh my bad kirk uh can we take the picture dude my favorite thing is whenever they i it's something when i do correct i go oh i'm not cam i'm paying cam's the uglier half they go god dude he is dude he is goblin let's take the picture man jackson's funny quiet on the creek quiet on the creek quiet on the creek quiet on the creek i used to go fishing i was a little girl had to be real quiet on the creek quiet on the creek quiet on the creek quiet on the creek you're saying what what happened what just happened you don't have to go fishing when you was a little girl you had to be real quiet on the creek you didn't have to go fishing when you was a little girl i used to go fishing when i was a little girl my grandmama said i had to be quiet on the creek quiet on the creek i think we're adding more instruments what was this what was this what was this quiet on the creek when you're well what you're talking about a little girl fishing and you're doing that oh don't you add the door don't dr seuss me a creed i just don't know what you haven't seen any quiet on the creek is that a show yeah it's on hbo man no it's a trend you idiot oh i don't watch tiktok trends i don't i really don't i don't know how people see those i don't know i've never gotten flooded with my okay first off my wife showed me and then you know they're they listen to us and fbi agents take text the tiktok agents now you got to bounce what's the trend what do you do you shake your oh i need to watch it again i need to watch it again i need to watch it again i need to watch it again you go on you get quiet on the creek now women so it pays women women now women shake their assets uh-huh it's literally like really it was a uh that talking point i used to go fishing when i was a little girl uh something grandmama told me i had to be real quiet on the creek and then someone just remixed it through a little behind it it's quiet on the creek yeah and literally it's women going like this you know what i've learned about you bro it's sad that it's happening dude you've like full-form dad it's like it's like you're in a full form you know it's like when 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No, I'm not putting quiet on the creek on there. How about you show me? No, it's something sicker than quiet on the creek. You know, honestly, I'm not going to lie, this has to be talked about. You have to get your phone. Do you need it unlocked? Unlock it. Just trust your brother. Unlock it. This. What? What's wrong with my phone? This, man, you have the most disgusting phone setup. What is wrong with my phone? You have the most disgusting phone setup I have ever seen in my entire life. What's wrong with how I set my phone up? I'm just going to start from the front. I saw this the other day. You were sitting there, you were showing me s*** and whatnot, and I literally, I wanted to say it in the moment. I said, I have to do this in front of the world. I said, the world deserves this. No, this is not. No, no, no. This might be private. It's not my fault. This might be. Oh, my God. Don't get that small. Sit up and take this like a man. This is disgusting. My girlfriend makes fun of me, too. This is absolutely disgusting. And we'll figure out something to show y'all. Okay, we're going to start from not even the first screen. When you swipe all the way left. You still have. You still have Cupertino on your weather. That's where the Apple headquarters is. Grow up and put Dallas. Is that what Cupertino is? Yes, that's where the Apple little s*** is in California somewhere. That's where they make all these things at. Cupertino. See, I don't believe in checking the weather app for weather. Just go outside. And you know how it scrolls through the pictures? This one right here that it's on right now, that's a dog that you don't even have. That's not your dog. That's not your dog and it's not Benny. So, that's strange. It was a lady I saw outside. She had a cute dog. So, I said, can I take a picture of you? Okay. P? This. First screen. This first f***ing screen. Okay, first off, you have it in a Tetris format. You try to be abstract when you don't need to. You try to do s***. Just put them in blocks. Put them in rows. It's like three, two, one. The fact that we live in 2026 and you have SoundCloud. You have SoundCloud downloaded and fully operational. Yet, Google f***ing calendar is offloaded on the phone. You can't get Google calendar. Which we use every day for work. No, okay. I have to use. There's still some songs that are just on SoundCloud from like middle school then. You want to listen to Lil Xan and Perk 45 Chop Aside. But you don't want to look at when we got to upload something on Google calendar. That is b***h. Oh my God, dude. This actually makes me mad. His home, the little favorite apps at the bottom is messages. 536 of them. Devote one hour to clean that up. One hour. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got too many people texting me. Messages, music, and Southwest Airlines. That is f***ing incredible. And the best part. The best part about your first page. Oh, those three are on his favorite f***ing tab at the bottom. They never leave. They're always there. Messages, music, Southwest Airlines. They're also all on the first page. You have two buttons. You get two chances to touch them. Two chances. First of all. Cam, I haven't flown Southwest in about six years. I'm like, wow. I was just about to say. I don't take my phone bottom screen as important. I take that as throwaway. Payton, every swipe, I'm actually getting more mad. This next page, you have two messaging apps. The title of the folder or the little folder is a dot, a period. That's creepy and there's probably a lot of weird stuff that happens there. No. It's like Slack and stuff. Slack? Yeah, it's like Slack. I was trying to get it for y'all because my employees are incompetent. And then you have games, the Apple Games logo thing that you've never opened. Preview in Snapchat again. Your Snapchat's not that important. I haven't used Snapchat in like six years. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's been like two years since I've touched the app. The next page is equally as incredible. The entire page is the music app. It's the music app. And it's on your face. It never leaves. In the middle of your favorite bar. It never leaves. And this whole page is the music app. Whole page. Next page. The entire page. TikTok. One. Just one. One app for a whole page. What? And then. Okay. I could get behind this if it was a dope wallpaper. You have it to where it's blurred. Like, you're literally looking at nothing. Because there's nothing to look at. If there's a picture back there with the apps, it hurts my eyes. I can't see the app. Dude, you need to be. I mean, you need to be. Okay. Now, this. This is absolute nonsense. The next page. The next page is books. There's not a single other app. You don't read. You don't read. You don't do e-books. You don't do audio books. You don't read. You don't consume literature. You do not read. Why do you have the books app? Because it always just pushes further to the end when I find new apps that are more important. God, you put that at the end because I'm never going to use it. Take it off of the homepage. You can do that. Get rid of it. You can do that. Yes. I don't know. Okay. And then. Okay. And oh my God. You're not lying. That literally is your last page. Yeah, that was it. That's your last page. You have like 20 apps, but then why are, okay, this organizes it for you, but I was about to say, why are all these or what games are those? Oh, what? This looks like my son's iPad. It's Beyblade. That is a Beyblade. Not one, but you have two Beyblade iOS. It's my favorite game. You have two Beyblade games. Man, heads up, right? Heads up. Clash Royale. You've never played Clash. And is that Roblox? Are you nine? I downloaded, I downloaded Roblox. Oh, no, dude. No, you're different. No, no, no. I see Sephora. No, you're different, bro. There's a Sephora. I downloaded Roblox because Sarah's friend's kid wanted to play Roblox. Did Sarah's friend's kid want to order makeup, too? Or is that just for Sarah? That's my makeup. You have a Sephora app for yourself, for your makeup. Me and my mom used to share points. Hey, bro. Hey, I love you, man. I love you. I want you to know that before anything gets out there, before anything, any comment or anything. I love you. I'm in love with you. I just thought, you know, I thought that was a unique build. I don't take my phone that serious, bro. I'm not on it like y'all. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're on your phone like it's your bloodline. Like, it's literally like an IV. That's funny, man. You got to pump in the phone to you. Okay, next time, I guess I'll organize my phone. I didn't think it was that serious. Please, please do. And sorry I care about other people's kids. Sorry you don't care about your kids. But whenever Malachi's old enough, he's going to take my phone for games. I have my son. 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episode okay you know we're gonna fix something else hmm and I hope to God that we are on the same side of this I was eating the other day with my wife this is like literally two nights a week and I was eating the other day with my wife this is like literally two nights you were eating whoa I was eating with my wife was the Sun out dude I was eating with my wife and she grabs a thing a brand new pack of blueberries in orange okay we're on our little helping what in an orange I'm starting to laugh what is happening she grabs a blueberry in an orange okay and this isn't like a little cup orange regular orange she peels it and there's all that like all those vines the strings skin in this all that yeah and the blueberries didn't wash them mm-hmm so some stems mm-hmm she's yeah starts going to town on yeah and I called her out I said that's absolutely disgusting what you just did I can never eat that like dead skin and she goes what are you talking about I go that's the fruit we get to the point I said I would ten times out of ten I would rather remove all of that from my fruit the skin the stems all that then fat from meat I would chew on an endless gristle piece of fat till I die before I eat a stim off of a little blueberry or a skin off of an orange I think that's disgusting do you think the skin on an orange is disgusting yes like when you open the orange and the little viney things in there I'm not eating off why I pick it off with surgical precision there's none of that on my food why because that's nasty what's nasty about that's not the fruit the fat part of it the fat on a meat that that is fat and we all got the fat that's there some people like let me cut all that fat out oh oh I get it cuz it's healthy you're like I could eat the fat all day it's like cannibalism no it's a texture thing I don't like the texture thing I don't like the fat at all I love lean meats I would cut off every fatty bacon like I love the fat hell no I would get rid of all that really I'm saying for whatever reason fruits I hold what are you asking me which would you rather do would you rather get rid of you like the skin on orange I've never thought about this like the like the the the quirky part in an apple what's the quirky part of an apple the core the core who eats the core of an apple I'm not gnawing on it but I'm saying if you cut your slices too thin then like sometimes you can get a little rubbery part right in the middle that's nasty huh think you're becoming undiagnosed undiagnosed no no I think we're showing something strings on a banana those terrible - nasty I've never thought about this like ever like it's not a problem it just comes with it that's this there's okay I there's no way you don't think about that you don't wash your fruit yes I wash my fruit okay think about like that's like the leaves on the shop I mean you already told me that that's that's who I'm talking to the worst spokesperson in America I eat strawberries whole like I don't think about it it's a part of the fruit person would understand what I'm saying no I don't think so I think you're so strange about how you're viewing fruit I don't think anybody's thinking about the strings on it or like the skin is a delicate beautiful thing I don't want all I want all the imperfections I don't want all the imperfections no but that's what makes fruit fruit cuz it's natural like that's the that's the that's to me is the beauty of it get your upsell out of that dude that natural those tiger stripes that's what makes you you yeah it's like dude I love it it's beautiful you know what like a watermelon what's wrong you open up a watermelon set like ultra grainy nasty one is bad time of season you go to the trash hell no oh you don't like fruit blueberries with the little stem a stem I'm allergic to blueberries grapes when you get inside a grape and one of those little seeds are just hard and like all that never had I've never eaten a seed out of a grape I mean more natural than you bub yeah I've never eaten a seed out of a grape I'm eating more natural than you bub yeah I don't know what you're talking about I'm sorry that I can't big it's so pineapple pineapple the part you chew that is oh you're allergic allergic to pineapple yeah no I forgot that's not yeah yeah but I generally literally I've never thought about that I think no one does I think you're literally the only person did Liv say anything about this she said I was crazy too yeah you're alone bro okay no leaving the comment right now don't tell tell me I'm not crazy someone out there knows exactly what I'm saying exactly I'm saying you're alone on an island bro it's the same way with the meat if a beautiful steak comes out and there's a you literally a thing of fat that big I'm sawing it off that's my last piece that I eat I love it the fat of like anything is so good I would saw that off before I even took a bite of the regular meat why don't you just get a steak without the fat like what's the oh I do I order certainly lean yeah but I'm saying I would rather deal with that than the fruit is it because it you don't like the texture of it bro it's texture and it's not food I'm eating grass and stems you like the part of that bacon that hangs over and it's just fat no oh dude I literally go I dangle that that's my favorite part watching that there is I'm eating the bacon that is irreversible that it well you just that might have been the first ever irreversible thing that's ever happened on this podcast so do you cut it off for your kids cut oh no I feed them to him like a like a pig yeah see I I think I'd treat you oh the fruit yeah that's what it started I was gonna say I think I'd treat your kids better than you treat them did you did you just say you could raise my kids better than me you said you could raise my children better than their own father they would have more fun with me that does not mean your kids would have way more fun with me in their life than you if I stepped in as a father pain first off ouch and that's not true and that is not true in the slightest Payton two under two is a beast you have no idea how to handle no idea how to handle okay two under two having two kids under the age of two which is stupid is the same thing as having one under one no it's not and I'm actually I'm actually going to prove that do you remember how you took a you took a quiz about Malachi what was way back in time remember how you took a quick back in time that was like what over a year ago is this Wizard of Oz way back in are you okay do you remember how you took a babysitting quiz yes like a year and ago yeah well guess what a year and ago yeah we added another child in that time yeah so I'm gonna now quiz you on two under two babysitting okay okay that's fine it's the same thing we're gonna see how safe my kids are babysitting two kids is the same as babysitting one kid I do good babysitting Malachi I'll do the same with the other ones around okay okay dude it's not that hard the other kid all he does is scream and have his eyes open okay okay let's see this hey it's lunch time what it's lunch time for the kids I'm hungry I'm starving okay so this is the first question first question of the quiz it's lunch time you have an infant and you have a toddler okay how old's a toddler he's one okay so an infant and a one-year-old you have an infant and a one-year-old what are you feeding him for lunch what what are you feeding him Mr best ever what are you feeding him do I know yeah you actually do yeah you do these are my kids you said you'd raise them can your kid talk what he can say some words he's a good little deep Rolodex okay does he know food yeah so he knows what he wants so if he just goes boo bear if he says big bear boo boo bear what if your kid says blueberry blueberries blueberries kids getting blueberries and that's all you're giving them that's what he wanted you are you a man are you a grown man yes with a with a nutsack let it hang be an adult choose what the kid gets for lunch you said what about this sucker sugar lollipop can he say candy candy candy would you give it to him can he say all that no then I don't have to worry about it okay what do you wait okay slow down he says boob I ask him what he wants yeah boober and blueberry he gets and that's it that's his lunch it's his lunch I can fill him up on blueberries it's healthy it's better than eating that's a terrible meal yeah that's terrible what do you mean yeah and then what he gives the other kid gets what'd you just say and then the other kid the kid gets blueberries you're feeding my 10-week-old that doesn't have that doesn't have teeth doesn't have teeth oh I'll squish them I would turn into wine almost step on the blueberries I don't know what they eat it's not my job I'll get a milk you're the babysitter oh the other one gets milk I'll make a milk you don't give him you do not give him whole milk you make him formula oh he's old he's all the milk would send my son to I mean he'd be spitting up everywhere okay then I won't feed him I don't know oh that's great that's a good answer hey you're starting off real hot hot shot okay let's say uh let's say you're the one-year-old a bath okay you're giving the one-year-old the bath he's going you're giving the one-year-old bath okay and the 10-week-old starts screaming crying and he's hungry and needs to feed what do you do so the one-year-old's bathing in in water in water the tin the 10-week old needs to feed yep needs to feed like he's a horse he needs to feed oh they need to feed buddy so he needs to eat i gotta feed the baby the infant it's just you thought where's the infinite he's he's in uh let's say he's in his bassinet right outside the door oh ignore him how long does it take for the one-year-old to bake let's say it's a good bath what's a good bath 10 12 minutes oh he's fine shampoo can it ignore him cold for 12 i'm gonna eventually feed him do you want to hear what that sounds like that's what you know what i do oh close the door i bet we can't hear him in the tub that's no no you want to honestly do what would you do honestly i'd i'd pick the kid up and grab food bring him to bring him with me to watch the other kid okay i'd be like be right back malachi and i'd go and why are y'all looking at me like that you would be right back a one-year-old yes in a in a tub that's filled with water yeah never get another babysitting job okay i i pick him up out of the water butt naked yes i pick him he could be cold i'll pick him up out of the water put him on the floor and go sit stay there sit sit and i go i go stay stay like this go stay stay i gotta go feed your brother and then i'd bring him he'd be fine so don't get in that water here we go next question okay obviously we're two questions in obviously i would make sure you give him to me bathed i wouldn't bathe the kid i'm not there yet he could get dirty in your house he eats an uncrustable he puts peanut butter in his hair like this oh that's a at-home problem that's a training issue oh that's a training issue you just said stay sit sit good boy good poodle yeah okay next one just make it easier okay yeah sure uh both kids are awake they're both wide-eyed and wide awake and they both want to play how do you play with them i'd be like that's what brothers are for y'all go at it hey y'all do it figure it out and i'm gonna be like this i'm watching wwe mac i beg this uh toy toy hit his brother i go easy you're down boy down put it down they can't play together yet what do you think 10 week olds do you said the 10 week old wants to play you said it yeah it's called tummy time he wants to look at contrast and abstract black and white images and sit on dude he's not doing that to me oh that's made up liberal comedy pod bro it's comedy pod dude i don't mean that there's nothing wrong with the liberals okay you can't give me an answer okay scratch the 10-week-old because god knows if you say your answer you might be incarcerated like i don't know i don't even want you to say what i said i said something that could get me in jail no i'm saying i'm saying if you even attempt to display with your words how you would play with a 10-week-old i'm not playing first of all 10-wheels not playing if i'm around you're not playing bro you lay down so they just lay down for a day yeah sorry if that slows your development down but for the day you're with uncle p dude sit down that's wrong no that's not wrong you saying this and then claiming you can raise my kids better that's wrong that's crazy i forgot i said that yeah well how would you play with malachi getting the pain you and the same way in your house for the whole day oh you you first of all you play with them now for 30 45 minute increments yeah first of all malachi's not having access to the whole house malachi at first i'm getting you know those things i can't say that i would give him a playpen hell first i'll give him like this big pin like that's open or i always have access to him but like this big like gate almost and it would it would seem like he has so much free reign he can run around and every everything but he's not leaving the living room like you know what i mean you know you know what is just absolutely crazy and so mind-opening about this i think in your mind human being children and dogs they're one in one right you have said you said sit stay hey hey put it down hey hey get that out of your mouth drop that no i'm getting him a pin there's gonna be a food bowl and a water bowl he's gonna lay on the ground you are treating i want to get him a water bowl i'd give him a water bottle or something a water bottle he can't drink out of water bottles yet i don't know i don't know the developmental things of kids i do not know like every time i see your son and he he doesn't know the developmental things of kids i do not know he like gets a new attribute and i'm like i'm like i feel like he just like raised his eyes like for the first time the other day oh god you're set you have one more this is your last one if you're holding the infant and the toddler starts to scream and cry the one-year-old screams say he gets hurt in the other room he's screaming crying so i'm holding the little one holding the 10 week old your one-year-old starts screaming crying in the other room what do you do hey hey it's like a painful scream hey what's going on in there no i'd walk in there i'd walk in first of all see that's the difference between me and you i wouldn't let my one-year-old in a room by himself oh yeah that's right he'd be in a dog cage not a dog one a kid cage a kid cage where do they sell these kid cages like toys r us i don't know like it's i think do the petco and pets you know it's a thing made for kids i'm not i'm not i was gonna say a really good joke but i can't but i like sucks all right so you'd walk in the room first of all i'm not you i'm a good parent so i wouldn't just leave my one-year-old unattended yeah but if he's screaming first of all what are you screaming for like is he in pain scares he's just like i want an attention screen no he he heard something oh my god how do you go about oh my god a one-year-old he can't talk to you he's clearly hurting it's how do you even attempt to figure out what's wrong with him what happened he goes like this here i'll give you i'll give you a realistic oh rundown how'd that go yeah hey one second bud one second bud hey camp cam come get this cam you got 10 seconds to get him you got 10 seconds to get him or i'm leaving at the fire station dog your result i give you the option being hurt i give you the options what do i have a spacex rocket i have 10 seconds to get to you are you taking my kid to the fire marshal yeah maybe it's not my time it's not your time bob and i i appreciate i appreciate it and i respect that that just that manliness you're going to step up to the plate yeah it's a big plate step up to me yeah you said you're going to put myself in that position on the ground and say good boy you're going to get a cage for him not a cage a play pin a big club what do you want you know that's made out of metal it looks like a fence hard plastic real hard plastic you can't figure out the locks too the same thing y'all have there's locks on it the same thing you'll have on your stairs just imagine if that was rounded if that was rounded and it locked yeah there was a ceiling not a ceiling i could get in there if i wanted to but i won't want to you i swear to god i'm doing that your kid is not going to be yours especially your kid he's not having free reign in my house why too many collectibles all you have to do is oh he can open doors he can open doors he's tall okay he's tall and strong he's tall and strong okay all you have to do is really perfect scenario for your house is go upstairs into your media room and shut those doors you're not leaving him upstairs by himself of course not you idiot your baby's sitting in i don't want to be up there so he's not going up there he first of all oh oh oh that's your biggest realization oh you don't want to be up there so he's not oh oh no no no oh i'm gonna break this down i'm the adult at the end of that i'm gonna cater to you i love you like i love him you know i love that kid whenever i'm around him i i'm always holding them i love them end of the day i'm the adult you do what i say so a one-year-old brain oh oh it's gonna be tough to learn but you're gonna learn it so i'm just gonna tell him i'm gonna be like hey bro you want to go upstairs we can go up there for a little bit and go like i'm like listen we're gonna go upstairs for a little bit you can i'm not watching that danny bull you be watching i can't it's like first of all danny go he does not look trustworthy i watched that one time has anybody looked into danny or his go what is he going for i i don't he y'all seen him at least give him a clean shave nobody should have a five o'clock shadow on it yeah it shouldn't happen it's like psychedelic almost like people that take playing drums with gorillas and you're fighting a pink panther in the middle of a jungle yeah the same people that take acid tabs are like have the same brains as malachi like it's it's for babies and potheads is that what danny goes for hey danny go i wouldn't be surprised and i hate this a comedy podcast i would hate never mind oh it's so good danny go i wouldn't be surprised if he had had a pizza delivered to him i wouldn't be surprised he does not look trustworthy and we can decide if we keep it or not probably not based off the reaction i'm getting here oh i just think it's funny oh i had a great 9-11 joke earlier in the podcast you can keep this in but that part you can't oh it was such a good joke too it was i mean it was really funny i think we're ready it was yeah it was heavy hitter too i think we're ready to go let's let's review spider-man on patreon oh 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