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The Epstein Files Rabbit Hole Is Deeper Than You Think | Unsubscribe Podcast 254

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The Epstein Files Rabbit Hole Is Deeper Than You Think | Unsubscribe Podcast 254

The podcast features a blend of personal anecdotes, humor, and product promotions. Hosts discuss how nicotine negatively impacts athletic performance by restricting blood flow and oxygen, leading them to endorse nicotine-free Ultra pouches as a better alternative for athletes and active individuals. These pouches are marketed for providing mental clarity, focus, and appetite suppression through natural ingredients. The conversation shifts to broader topics, including real estate—critiquing the high commissions and influence of realtors—and political systems, such as the Federal Reserve, with hosts questioning the legitimacy and transparency of financial institutions. A satirical story about a WWII pilot falsely claiming knowledge of nuclear weapons is woven in for comedic effect. Throughout, the hosts promote various consumer products, including deodorant, poncho shirts, and mattresses, using the code "unsub" for discounts. The tone remains lighthearted and irreverent, mixing personal stories with critical commentary on societal structures, while maintaining a strong emphasis on product endorsement through storytelling and humor. The episode concludes with a clear focus on consumer choice and skepticism toward institutional power, framed within a fun and engaging narrative.

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Conor, when you use nicotine in the past, what have you been with your biggest frustrations? Turns out you can't get as much of a pump going when you got a sig in your mouth at the gym that I go to all the time. Was your recover time worse on nicotine? Oh, and how? It narrows your blood vessels and restrict oxygen to your muscles. It makes it hard to breathe, and your blood doesn't work. Conor acts the pump. Ultra pouches are perfect for athletes, runners, or health conscious people, because they're 100% nicotine-free. You pop one of those bitches five minutes before your workout or your work day, and bam, you're gonna be on fire. A lot of this shit is just actually just good for you, like, L-thiening, vitamin B6, vitamin B12. Also, they help quit your cravings, and they suppress your appetite. When do you recommend taking ultra? I'm gonna do this before the gym, before I'm pumping it. Crazy style. It's got new tropics, new tropics, new tropics. What's your favorite flavor, Brandon? Mine's tropical. I like cool mint. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch. Delivering instant focus in mental clarity, all without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use the code unsub to get 15% off at takealtra.com. That's 15% off at takealtra.com when you use code unsub. The comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind. Oh, Mr. Japanese man, yeah, well, they got giant fucking bombs. About the size of a real big gator. Pointing to me why Europe is not Asia. 'Cause they're fucking white, Nick. You didn't hit her, didn't you? Not hard. Okay. I've never heard that for a cup Asians. You say "cuck Asians"? Welcome to Unsub's new investment channel. We're investing. We're investing. Big time investment. Honestly, I'm scared because the grand prize for mine is a private island escape. Mine too. In Sejans. In Sejans. Please hold technical difficulties. Fire fans. Eli. Fire. Camera autism happening right now. Fire them. Fire them. Get rid of them. We're keeping this intro, right? I like that. We always fantastic. I'm scratching this. You're scratching it. I'm scratching it. All right. How do I win? We start with the winning numbers. You start with the winning numbers. You go to the bottom numbers. Are we playing? We're in first. Yeah, no. We've been in this podcast for two minutes already. You like it, you know? We're investing. I don't think I can. I have a first battalion, 101st Field Artillery. And I found out that the patron saint of artillerymen is Saint Barbara. You said 101st? 101st? That's what I deployed. I got pineapple and elephant. Naturally, that means Thanos. This is a riveting. Did you watch? Yeah, did you? This is great radio. Watch a pop of meat. Oh, about the mobile game gambling? No, a bit. Scratch off. Oh, scratch off? No, I haven't seen it. He just did an episode about scratch offs. And I haven't played scratch offs. And God knows how long. And in yesterday for the first time in forever, I played scratch offs. Followed by today. The only people that I know who play scratch offs are the people who stand in front of me in line. And gas stations. Yeah. No, when you have something important to do, and they're just standing there being pieces of shit. I'll take number two. Those are the ones for 16. Like it's actually going back to the decision making process. And they're scratching them off like in real time. Like while they're standing there, I fucking read it. Stop. Okay, let's see if I lost. I mean, if I won. My dad always said there was attacks on people who were bad at math. 3032. It's going to take me to the rest of pocket. See if I won. I know. I don't even know what I'm looking at right now. What's the circle? Well, when the numbers match, the numbers at the top. What are the numbers? It's a good thing. What do the numbers mean? The numbers make it. What is the pineapple? I want a hundred. I want a hundred and twenty dollars. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. You made your money. Of course it was fucking next. A fucking course. I don't know how I get by. I needed this win. That's awesome. Paul Hannon divorced her. I bought exactly a hundred twenty dollars worth of scratch also. That's the good person. There we go. Oh, I won nothing. I also won. Nothing. Hopefully that's not foreshadowing. You know what I won. No, no, no, no, no. It's the friends we made along the way. Exactly. Fuck you. It's a hundred and twenty dollars. I'm along the way. Nick, there's another one. You're the lucky guy. I swear to God, if you win this one. I lied. I won a hundred and forty dollars. See? It's not damn big. I can't help it. Somebody's got to stop this man. He's on a roll. Get him another one. Yeah, there you go. If you win on that one, I will shit my pants live. You win eights? It says you will die November 8th of 2029. I don't know what that means. You can just do this the rest of the time. This is fire. He's so efficient. Great. This has become a gambling podcast. Next, we're going to play. You're really good at that. Did you win again? Hold on. Hold on. He's riveting. Careful. SpongeBob. Careful. I don't think this one won anything. I'm disappointed. That's the club. So gamble. Did you touch it? Skill problem. Everything you touch turns to shit. I'm not the government. Yet. Yet. Oh god. At the time of recording, I don't know when this is going to come out. The election is tomorrow. So we've been, I think my last campaign event is this afternoon. Freedom wise, on sub-getting sanctions. Static, I was the one who proposed them. This hurts us. Oh yeah, ready? Everyone got a thing to pop on the count of three. Ready? One, two, three. Hi everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. God. It's been a minute. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fatal Lake Trisha. Hello. Zachary Faust. Brandon Herrera, myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. It has been a while because we batch filmed a ton of podcasts. I think the last time we filmed anything was a. It was a shot show, but you weren't even there for those. Yeah. It was just just before. Yeah, it's been a while, but hey look, we got everyone here. Super excited for today. Yeah, it's been a while since we've been here. Yeah, dude. Yeah. That's too long. That's one of those deleted episodes that we just never aired. Yeah, too much Epstein talk. Why is there food on your face? Why? Don't worry about it. Where is it on my face? There is that. It's from the scratch-off. Oh, okay. I got lottery on my face. I was like, I swear I missed that earlier. My decenter doesn't need to go to the bathroom. Get stuff off my face. No, you don't look like you just left a strip club here. One second. I got you. I got you booth. Here you go. You're good. It's a public servant right here. Good. Man of the people. Nick, what's been going on with you, buddy? I'm just hanging out in Iowa making, you know, World War II videos. What's your most recent one? Thank you. Marcus McDelda, that dude that, like, trolled Japan into maybe surrendering early. Was that the one you just put out today? I put it out like two days ago. There you go. I haven't seen it yet. I usually try to keep up with your stuff because I find it very entertaining. It's performing horrifically 10 out of 10. Oh, really? Oh, crushing it. I'm sorry. I didn't watch it sooner. That's the dude that lied. Yeah. Yeah. Such a dope guy. I thought it was going to be about like one of the guys in the Inola Gay from the summer. Um, Hiroshima got bombed on the sixth on the eighth. I believe it was the eighth. This pilot by the name of Marcus McDelda got shot down over Osaka in a P-51. And Japan captured him and they interrogated him because they had just got bombed Hiroshima. And at this point, they didn't even know that it was a nuclear bomb. They had like their nuclear intelligence or nuclear people like doing testing, trying to figure out if America figured out the atomic bomb. So they're interrogating this guy. And part of the interrogation is like just trying to figure out if he knew that it was a nuke. So they had more confirmation. So they're torturing this guy for like hours. And he's telling them like everything he knows. He's telling them lies. And then once they like get through initially it was like tell me about the P-51. How many air P-51s are at EOGMO where your station blah blah blah blah. Then they start asking about the nuclear bomb. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. Shit bro. I don't know anything. I don't even know enough to lie. I know nothing. And they keep torturing him. And then eventually the general comes in with the katana. And basically tells him like you're going to tell me everything about the atomic bomb. I'm going to cut your fucking head off. And he's like, oh that atomic bomb. And he's like. And when he was he's like has his like slum dog millionaire moment, just pulling anything he can. He remembers that there was a guy with a PhD in chemistry that he was stationed with. Everybody nicknamed him the brain. And he was like telling them what an atomic bomb might look like. So he just like kind of remembered some of that conversation. Did he survive? And filled in the blanks. We'll get there filled in the blanks with like some shit from high school chemistry. I have the quote in the video. But the quote is along the lines of like, as I'm sure you know, when the nuclear explosion happens, there's a lot of pluses and minuses that get released. Because apparently he can remember the word proton and electron. So he like has this long quote about like how an atomic bomb works. And he's from Florida, so he's got like a southern drawl and the Japanese, it's not their first language So there's like a language barrier and nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about So he like convinces these Japanese MPs that he knows something They label him as a very important person and ship him to Tokyo to get interviewed and bad place to be strategically when we're dropping news Well, the crazy part is after they're like after they determine he knew something about it They're like how many nukes does America have? He's like a fuck a ton. I guess And then they're like where are they attacking next and he's like he just picks the two scariest places you can think of the two most important cities Which were Tokyo and Kaito and he's like Tokyo is gonna get bombed in a couple of days So they ship him to Tokyo because that's where the Emperor and the Supreme War Council is while he's in transit to Tokyo The Supreme War Council of Japan is in a meeting they've been in the meeting since Hiroshima was bombed They've gotten confirmation that it was in fact a nuclear bomb and they're still not wanting to surrender because Japan also had a nuclear program and they knew that it was very difficult to enrich Uranium So even though America had a nuke they probably didn't have two and they definitely didn't have a lot So there's no point surrendering because I've already weathered the storm While the intel from the interrogation gets in and they're like we just captured a p51 pile that says they have a bunch of nukes and their nuke in Tokyo next Like this gets read off in the Supreme War Council chamber as like legitimate intel and Then Admiral Toyota is like the hardliner. That's like no Japan can never surrender. Yes, the giggles from the ground We celebrate his birthday every year. It's called Toyota thon made At the Toyota is like they don't have more nukes We're surrendering that that p51 pilots fucking lion and like fucking like 20 minutes later More intel comes in that we just dropped another bomb on Nagasaki So now everybody's in the war council meeting like what the fuck were you saying Toyota? So basically like they Japan ends up surrendering and there's like an argument to be made that like him bullshitting to save himself from getting his head cut off Was like maybe the straw that broke the camel's back that convinced Japan to surrender because he lied and said we had way more nukes than we had I also find it supremely funny as just like a random, you know Mustang pilot like he has no idea Like just imagine like being a normal boots on the ground soldier for the United States right now And like you get captured by you know whoever it is like let's say it's the Russians They're just like still a civilly thing you'll know about the death star. Yeah, you're like the fucking why do you want to hear some funny shit So they're start to pull some stuff from Star Wars. Yeah, he's like you would we have we have that cool I fucking know in the interrogation. They're like how may folks a child She should well, she's in politics. I just thought about that. She's a senator fucking a child Wow to the island you'd you'd never you never think it in the interrogation They're asking him just everything they can about it. They're like how big is the bomb and he's like It's like 36 feet long and 24 feet wide They're like okay, that makes sense like that's fucking the length of a school bus and like Three school bus is wide like there's like a square. There's no playing today that could carry a fucking bomb that big like but all of them are like hmm Yes, Americans and their measurement. I don't know how big a foot is but fucking whatever my child draws a bomb It's got to be close. So then Japan decides they're gonna surrender He makes it to Tokyo and he gets Interrogated slash interviewed by a civilian that was in charge of Japan's nuclear program Some dude that went to college in America and speaks fluent English and he comes in is like all right Tell me everything you know about the nuke. He starts repeating the same lie about pluses and minuses It gets like 30 seconds and this dude's like you don't know anything about this do you he's like now They said they were gonna cut my head off and he's like Yeah, that makes sense Like he fucking he ends it. He's captured for 29 days before the war's over He ends up getting released goes back home to Florida lives a happy life for the rest of forever Yeah, you said he had he had the Florida accent going on too. So he's like, yeah, my name plus is a monster Yeah, I can't drop him all over the fucking place. I can about the size of real big gator God, you're looking at the actual quote. I can pull up the fucking quote I'm just I can't imagine the idea of this random dude is gonna know top secret information Bro, fuck it. Why not? I just shot a 10 footer last week. It's about twice that size He does know that's him talking to the game warden about the fish that are too big and his fucking boat Oh, mr. Japanese man. Yeah, we got giant fucking bombs There's a lot of pluses and minuses in there quote as you know when atoms are split There's a lot of pluses and minuses released Well, we've taken those and put them in a huge container separated from each other with a lead shield when the boxes dropped out of a plane We milk the lead shield and the pluses and minuses come together when that happens it creates a tremendous bolt of lightning and all the atmosphere Over the city pushes back and when the atmosphere rolls back it creates a tremendous thunder clap that knocks down Everything beneath it. He's not wrong though Yeah, it's like if I had to explain to like my toddler like all right. This is how this works Right God really likes the pluses and minuses so he really doesn't like we're playing with it So he demolishes everything around it. It's like that's Pleasant like preacher the pluses and minus it will come down From the plots and minuses, but if you think he's an idiot, especially if you've heard that accent really thick And then he's trying to explain it like he's trying his best. Yeah, my brain would go to that Well, he's right on the pluses and minuses Don't know where lightning bolt came. Yeah, that's what part will lose. Do you ever struggle with tiny toilet tree bottles? No, well with mando struggles no more. I Would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you Nick. It's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair But look like I've been rolling around it mashed potatoes. How will it does it lubricate? It's developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours show some respect. I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the magic The gathering tournament. 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Maybe it's Maybelline You have the comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind Depends on if you're American well Yeah, with the clip where Was the movie that just came out Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer's talking to President and he's like hit your apparently did that actually happen because that's yes Do you have you read the the real quote about Truman and Oppenheimer? No Do you know this no to all these whiny scientists? Yeah Now you think you want to recognize your name to build that bomb. They're gonna recognize remember me Not you or the United States. It's like the billions of memes It's like oh, yeah, well like you were building the 9000 what the fuck did you think we were gonna do with it? This is the entire fucking point. Well, even Einstein said hey, you need to make one before the Germans You have top scientists be like hey figure this shit out I just caught that did you just say the Miltre 9000 yeah, I mean there was the entire point of the the fucking program. It's like we weren't using it for science. Well, we're going to use an umperlin for us to be fair. What's that? We were going to use an umperlin for us to be fair. Yeah, all right. God, where is it? He calls him like a crout cooker. I don't know what you hit. He calls him a Cretan. Does any? Oh, wow. Cretan out of my office. Zach also, we can cut anything so we can just bullshit. Oh, the hotel. I'm here for it. Okay. I'm not protecting any brand. Let's go for it. Okay. I was actually I was going to say how you're going to talk with the government stuff and watching brand. I want to see your junior reaction from some of this stuff. You will discuss with how your views on politics are because I'm totally fresh. Like I have not seen any of your content before coming to this podcast. So I'm very, very interested to see where this is going to go because we talked it. We talked it. We talked it. I saw I saw like three shorts and then I invited him and I was like, man, this is either gonna go really good or really bad. And then you released another short shitting on your own profession. I was like, I like this guy. This is going to go great. Where your realtor is sitting on realtor. I was like, all this is fantastic. Give your spiel for these guys. We are this entire side of the table used to be realtors. Like how it's like how it started off being 6% of the value of your property and like the expectations and how that's changed. Well, it came to fruition. I think it's like 1908. Realtors came to America. That's one of the realtor association was created. And the Mayflower Land, I don't know when the Mayflower Land. The first realtor at Plymouth Rock. He just put up a sign for an open house immediately. It's cookies at the front. 14 billion square feet. Delta Williams. Thank you. Thank you for being here. The, yeah, the realtor. The Remax Revolution. Yes. Remax Revolution. Right. Well, I mean, we're glorified kitchen tour experts. We, you know, we walk in like this is the bathroom. This is the kitchen. Oh, here's my $10,000 check. That sure shit is a microwave, yeah. Yeah. And and a lot of realtors don't bring any value whatsoever. And they get $12,000 out of the deal. And when homes are super expensive and they're looking for ways to cut the cost, why aren't we cutting some of the middlemen out of the door? I don't know. But what are what are only fans models going to do when they're no longer hot? They're going to have to go back to bartending. They're natural habitat behind the bar making mojitos. Every board hot mom in the world. Easily. I want to have a job. Okay. I'm retired. Let me go open this door for a living. And we say that like all those people who have done real estate before. Yes. Like it's is literally still my profession. Yeah. And 95% of a suck ass. Honestly, like I am that's one thing that I am shocked by, especially in the age now of of Zillow of like all these internet. And I like I'm just I'm shocked nobody's come forward with. And I think open open door. There's there's something that's close to it. But like why the fuck don't we have an Uber for for real estate where instead of taking like 3% on both sides. It's just like I have a house. I want to buy a house. Get a little middle man that takes like a small, very small percentage. Let's try. I think Redfin's trying to do that right now. Yeah. But the system's been the system for so long. It's it's difficult to get out and you have so many realtors and you know the NAR. You know this probably the one the number one lobbyist in the country. Yep. And this 6% that went from okay. It's an $80,000 home that I could finance with two blueberry cobblers has now gone to a $480,000 Mac Manchin. And the job got easier because it used to be you had to get in the car like you'll get the car with me. We'll go see these properties. I got to go pick up the keys from every owner. And then we're going to go to them. I've never been in this house while I didn't see it online because Zillow doesn't exist. And then you're negotiating over facts to get this property under contract again for $80,000 and they make their little 3% in the middle. And now you get a listing. You make a TikTok video. It sells. You make $12,000. I think some of those people could be doing something else for our economy. I don't know. I think that realtors are necessary in some situations where like boots on the ground like exactly like someone fucking in intelligence work. Like, hey, this is where you don't want to live. This is where you should live. Well, a lot of times that's illegal. Like a lot of times you're not allowed to give that kind of. It sounds like you're steering. Yeah, it's some of you are left sight to do that actually recently. I forget what it was called about quiet. Peace and something. I know not of what you speak anyway. Is it really illegal to say? Yeah, it's called steering. You're not allowed to like the and that's annoying to me too. Yeah, I'm going to report you to the board. You're like the two main things we can't do. You imagine post cop Cody becoming a realtor. This is an neighborhood. I've made the least amount of rest. That would probably actually get around it. You could just that's personal allegory. It's like, Oh, yeah, I arrested like 12 people. You could say without saying there's crime in the end. Oh, yeah, I've been here a few times. Yeah, that used to call us out here all the time. That house over there. That was my first job after being a cop. Oh, I'm going to lose my license. What will you ever do? Oh, no. That's actually hilarious. You didn't know that was not allowed. It's fucking terrible neighborhood. What are you doing in the room, sir? Doodles. Same thing we all did. It was what way fucking for me was like 80 hours. Yeah, 80 our states 99 high school degree and no felony. I didn't even need a degree like I. Yeah, no, I did it like when I was I started taking the course the moment I turned 18. Right. And now you're irresponsible for transacting the most valuable asset that American will probably ever own. Correct. You need no fucking like people are like, Oh, well, I need to go to college and then I'm going to be a realtor. I might have followed you. You're going to you're going to shoot your pants when you learn this. But you just do that to your pants. It's great. Just like being a realtor, legal, not recommended. So you're going into real, you still do this for a job to this. Yeah, going on 10 years. Yeah, run a team of Delaware. Yeah, I like it. I like the motivation of like, I'm going to harpoon the entire industry. So I have to get get content. Oh, listen, we're valuable. We do a lot of things where we're like, I feel that there's still like top 5% top two, but they bring real. He's got to burn the boats mentality, but he's still on the boat. Absolutely. I'm going down with the shit, baby. I have to get on that one in time before this one just takes like man, sure is getting closer, but it's getting hotter. But I think I think it's realtor's that do a good job. Like they're very, very valuable. I just think they're few and far between very few and far between. And then how is as a public facing member, are you supposed to know the difference between the two? No. No, no way. You go on Zillow whoever's paying like any realtor on there's paying to be in front of you. Really? For sure. So they probably don't have a lot of organic business. They probably don't have a lot of good word of mouth about them. So they're like, let me put some money to this boomer and there's no clue what's going on. And I make 12, 20 grand. You get to have some awkward exchanges with bad realtors. I've had some very awkward exchanges of the realtor. Like I just had one where a guy was selling his home on a river. And he, there's only like six properties on the block right on this river from. And he goes and tells me he's like, yeah, the three properties just got built. They got bought by agents. I was like, what? He said, yeah, they got bought by agents. And so I'm sitting here like, why would a bunch of real estate agents be buying all these properties specifically? This is so weird. There's only like six of them. And I said ad drivers. Huh? No, the bad drivers. Why are we doing ASMR right now? Yeah, where he's telling. I'm so trying not to tell anyone about this. No, I'll yell about it. If I watch it, then I'll send it to the mic was you can pick these mother for while there you go. And I, so I asked my sister's agents are buying all these homes. She said, yeah, yeah, they came from out of country. And now they're here. And I'm like, hold on. Stop. So these realtors are coming from out of country to buy properties in this area. He said, no, no, no, agents. Oh, not agents agents agents agents. And that's why he wanted to leave. And I was like, okay, got it, got it, got it. So about the bathroom. It's just always people to say the wildest things in their living rooms with you. I'm popular depending on European's or Asians. What? It's not a separate continent. I'll buy on this hill. You can. Anyway, does anybody have anything productive? They'd like to. I'll explain why you're up. Explain to me why Europe is not Asian. Which one? Cause they just widen. I mean, it's all just. I was thinking in terms of like geography and land like there's no. There's oceans in between. It's like, nope. I need. Oh, God. In coming months, I'm going to need like a fucking button like a click button. We're like a carpet just drapes down in front of my face. I'm no longer on this fucking podcast momentarily. Hawkeyes mountains, after which Europeans are named, but there's a there is a divide between Asia and Europe. Thank you Connor Go on Right is that real yes, I've never heard that for it Caucasians. Yeah Caucasians No way did you just say Caucasian why I thought I said Caucasian Caucasians Caucasian Caucasians Similar to a hotel room chair It's the ones where they sit on the top of it with the pipe smoking watching you fuck. No, no, it's okay. I just want to watch Yeah, I'm dressed him Dear lord dude that one fucking that one hotel we were at That one hotel we were at I think in my license in New Jersey that had like the It wasn't just a cook chair. It was like a cock command deck. It was like the fucking it was like it was like the fucking Captains chair of the USS Enterprise Like the CNN commentators It's like I feel like I'm gonna be halfway through the Dean somebody's gonna spin around and that's fucker like breaking news Dick is doing great. You're gonna do something cool and here The instant replay brought you by Adam and Eve. Oh Welcome to the net Caucasians got it Got it So what got you now into your Explain your content so everyone knew I have a hard time explaining my content dude I it's a you and Connor will get along great. I do know that my guy I just kiss the man. I'll say it's fine But I'm gonna need the enterprise chair later. It's a honest the honest that got answer is my content I kind of hit the mic like an economic journalist kind of deals kind of where are people are categorizing me But it really just started because I was selling homes. I saw lots of homes to my voice. I was in the military Got kicked out of college like I didn't have like this crazy back up. You got kicked out of college I had an answer. We were doing a read out loud quiz testing and she said oh, that's wrong I said actually know this that's right and it turns out it was right. So I stand what was it about? Is it like English like diagramming a sentence, you know, the stuff we do is adults all the time diagramming sentences Love that I think I agree in theorem every day. Thank you. I was lost and Yeah, she called security on the end and got walked out by guy that served in my unit to no shit He said, files really what's going on? Wait, she got you kicked out because you have the right answer She got real ticked about it. I was a bit of an asshole about it. I was I probably could have let the class and you shouldn't have thrown those books No books were thrown. You didn't hit her did you? Not hard, okay It's your word. No, I don't know where you see the bruises. Yeah, there's no cameras And the one that that's in the hallway in the two days later. My name is and then the security guard dabs you up like hey And then the counselor two days later. It's like we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and ask you to go to another college And I was like, okay, no, I didn't go to another college. How and then I got my real How high did you raise your voice? No, it was just like a more like hey right here, right? Yeah, like I know I don't think that's correct She's like talk to me. I said no, you're doing this right now. I think you're wrong and I had the textbook and I pulled over to the definition She got mad about it and it wasn't our first spat. So she rage quit you. Yes. Yeah, okay Which and then I rage quit college Hmm, and now I'm on this podcast. I feel like the right direction now your final something internet. Do you want to give her a shout out? What's her name? What's the college? Actually don't remember it was Wilmington University, English 101 brand. What kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked Eli. This is a poncho very and I actually wear poncho so much we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before Now if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly Comfortable, great looking shirts all the time fan pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt I got turned on a poncho like a year ago been wearing them ever since personally prefer I think this is the Western because it's got the Pearl Snacks Because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable is the thing I find really cool braided do the glasses trick So poncho's have this neat little thing in the pocket or you just take your glasses. 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Be where the cop carrying oranges Which brains did you come from? So I joined the National Garb and I've gone active in the army one overseas did Afghanistan back 2013 the 14 and got back gotten to Department of Corrections and Yeah, some realtor said I knew that mustache. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I was a flat face clean face guy at that point But yeah, she's like you know the person only if you're being a person guard And I was like maybe but I get my paycheck every two weeks like insurance realtor sounds stupid and then she signed me up for the course The day before it happened I found out she didn't pay for it went the debt to take the course and I Had no other option, but to succeed at it I knew my guy that shut down our electricity every month like clockwork and he would come and say you need a little bit more time Like it was a struggle for quite a while, but now we're doing well and And now I'm trying to take down the government. So we're here. Sorry Don't apologize man. I'm doing the same shit now. Yeah Man on the inside. It's a great administration to be trying to take a hunt the government Have you seen the you know like the mean calendars that used to do or is like oh 2024? This is January's mean. This is February's me now. They're just putting up fucking dictators for every month Yeah, we bet that we take it up in 2026. I'm looking forward to the April drop. I know I can't wait to see who that's gonna be April full day could be a lot of fun Is it a clip of the old like super Nintendo modded fighting game where as you selected dictators from around the world? Bro there. Is that a real thing? Yes, and they're dying laughing looking at him and they're like oh this guy looks like It's a whacker Huh hit hit hit her Hitler hit her whacker. Oh weird. I mean He has to be a not they click it and he's like oh my kids to dance the battle begins. They're a lot They're laughing their ass off and like okay. I'm a fucking Hadookin and he goes and throw that Hadookin It's a fucking swastika. Oh my god. It goes from rotating across the screen. They just turned the game up like no No, I can't play this game. All right choose my fighter. Uh, the Ayatola. Well, I can't select him right now for some reason. I don't I don't know why it's odd We got branded things right around the corner all the great segue Thank you, Eli all the What a game saving comment By the way, this is a kitchen. Yes, sir, where I'm an expert. So I just want to let you guys know what style kitchen what style kitchen That is a island with a little bit of an overhang. Oh, no shit stainless steel appliances and we got a little bit of crown molding on the top of the Cabinet which was really nice because it can feel empty in that space. Yeah, no salt houses. God, I want to give you $12,000 dollars right here. Oh Good doing business with your brother. Here we go Easy day No, but we have we will go with you are into what got you into that anti-government My boys have been able to afford a home. We're reading Easy it was just our piecing this type of stuff together I'm starting to think these people don't have our best interests in life not saying that the And I wanted to figure out why this was like what was it? When did home prices start going crazy like 2022 2023 2021 like right after right? Right, right. Well, that's on the market got super hot because Owns are still cheap interest rates are really low everyone's buying a house boomers are buying the third one investors and Blackstone are buying their 80th and just "I'm a bully, it's good enough for a house or something." - "I started just looking into it." I remember the first thing I figured out was I was at a broker's open, which realtors, you know, worst experiences ever, just a bunch of realtors trying to network with each other. It's like a bunch of kids that like never really were good at socially acclimating in the middle of school, trying to make small talk. It's tough. You're describing me, by the way, so I felt awkward in it. I don't know if it's a situation that's impossible to be comfortable in. - 'Cause you're all just trying to make money off each other. You're all trying to figure out how to connect in a way that you can further your career, and it just feels disingenuous. - Fake. - Super fake. But we were talking about interest rates, and somebody said, "I can't believe the Federal Reserve is a private entity." I said, "No, fuck, it's not. What are you talking about? It's got Federal right in the name." And I slowly found out it's not Federal, and it doesn't have reserves. And it's hardly a bank, and I was like, "Oh." And that kind of started to unweave the ball. Woodrow Wilson. - That's gonna be a reason for this. - Yeah, Woodrow Wilson, the Jackal Island meeting, Rockefellers and JP Morgan, absolutely. - I've got the income tax, I've got the Federal Reserve, I've got a bunch of sh*t. - Yeah, and it's crazy that they say all wars are bankers wars, and we implemented our Federal Reserve about six months before the start of World War I. - Crazy bankers. - Man, that is so convenient, I really. - Super convenient. It's actually the first thing that they funded. - Man. - That's just a happy thing to be there. - Good thing, to be there. - And to the Civil War, we didn't have enough funding this time, the Rothschilds try to get involved, they've got shot over it. - What would we have done? - What would we have done about that European war not involving us, had that not happen? - We had to have it. - Oh man, well I'm glad that we forced Germany into a completely unconditional surrender that roamed their economy and basically insured there'd be another World War in 15 years. - Yep. - It's a good business model. - As said by the leader of the Allied Forces, the French General. - Did he say that? - He said that as soon as we sign that treaty, he said the only thing you've done is postpone this war 15 years. - Whoa. - And he nailed it. And his timeline's about five years off. - Yeah. - Wouldn't McArthur say. - Well that came later. - Wouldn't McArthur say that? - And Patton. - Well, yeah. - And everybody else knew how to fight. Do you ever be an honest? - Man. - So anybody want to drink? - Patton was straight up like, hear me out. What if we attack the USS R next? - I think. - Patton wanted to just keep going. - I mean, that would have been the smart thing. He was the one who actually said, hey, this is going to be a massive problem to a degree we. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. - No, Patton was correct. - Yeah. - It was just steamrolled them too. That I wouldn't have to hear any stupid fucking commies on the internet telling me Japan surrendered because of the USS R. - Oh, you'd still have that. - I fucking hate these people. - There is no winning. - But right now you have the different, um, I sent you that video. One guy pushed himself into a wall. - I'm scared to say which video. - Oh, fuck. - Those last one I just sent you. - Oh, it was the old guy that was beating up the guy. The cop that's on the ground and the guy like goes to beat him up. - Oh, those fucking retards. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I love how they just sound. - I just changed like you. - Yeah, those distinctly U.S. politics shit happening there. They're resting a guy for something. Like the two DHS agents, they come in. They're resting a guy. And the old dude comes up and just starts like, he's not hurting them but he's like interfering with the arrest. And he tries to like, yeah, he grabs one of the DHS agents and they're gentle with them actually. - Yeah. - They could have fucked them up. Yeah, they just like threw him to the side and he hit his face on the ground. And so the internet's mad because it's like 80-year-old man thrown to the ground. It's like dude, they're resting someone. You can't come up and start fucking with their shit. - I might have some body cam footage for you son. - Ooh, I like body cam footage. I don't know if you've heard this, but I don't know. - You're kind of out for it. - I know. - So I'm a purveyor of body cam footage. - My Jiujitsu gym just moved into the mall in my town and the other Jiujitsu coach was in there with one other student and they're redoing the flooring because we're like still redoing some remodeling in it. And while they're doing the remodeling, the mall in our town is like half or more empty. So the homeless shelter in our town kicks everybody else, kicks them all out during the day. - Oh, they wander around in the mall. - So they wander around in the mall. - And one of them have to get arrested in the mall right outside of my gym. And apparently Calvin, my henchman, the other Jiujitsu instructor was there and two cops were struggling to get this person detained. - Oh, Calvin, fuck him up. - And Calvin went in there and fucking balled him up so the cops could handcuff him. I'm trying to get the body cam footage. - What was the female cops? - I have no idea. - That's incredible. - So I want to see it. - I saw that, I think Connor's going to be doing a video soon on the death of the American mall. - Yeah, 'cause that's been like a big thing like the last day. - It was kind of like my generation really didn't have that too much where you know, "Oh, let's go to the mall." But we had it a little. It was the thing, you'd go to fucking check out the Metallica t-shirts at Hot Topic or something like that and kind of walk around. But in our parents' generation, that was the place you went. - I feel like parents did a fuck you, dude. - Were you a mall kid? - Yeah, man. - Yeah, we went to a mall. - But then the malls have it. - I was thinking the '80s. - It was at his peak, that's fair. - That's like '90s. - But I still hung out at the malls. - Yeah, 'cause like, that's what I was saying. - I remember the movie TV was. - Yeah. - Like our malls, my parents went on dates to the mall back in '80s. - I did that in the '90s too. - Right, maybe they'll open Delaware, so maybe that's where we're on the same point. - The mall was the coolest place to fucking go hang out, dude. - I think it's gonna come back. - You think it's gonna come back, dude? - Yeah, I think it's gonna come back. - We have the arcades, we're in the mall. - I don't think. - I think you're wrong. - I beat-- - I went to Mall of America. - I'd probably disagree. - We get lazy. - Americans are happy being lazy. - No, hear me out. - I went to Mall of America. This was a whole fucking thing. And there's that new Kim Kardashian brand that's all trendy called Skims or whatever the fuck in Hannah wanted to go to it. And I'm like, this was a 100% e-commerce brand that got popular. Why the fuck are they opening up stores and malls now? And I started digging into it and basically like, I think that people are so oversaturated with buying shit on the internet and having to return it because 80% of the time it's dog shit and it sucks and it doesn't fit right. That I think eventually people are gonna get fed up. And like malls and actually going shopping and person is gonna make it come back. - It's gonna go the way of vinyl records. - Yes, which they're doing with CDs now by the way. - Really? - They're having like record stores or making a comeback for like CDs and shit. - No, do you know what's going to come back now too? The VHS CRT-TVs where you can put a VHS tape in a CRT-V. - I love those. - Like VHSs are starting to come back now too. - Oh shit. - I will say. - Just have to hawk around. - Arcades are the biggest thing I miss. Arcades are just. - Those are cool. - Those never really went away though. - They didn't go where we wanted them. - Really? - Yeah. - Compared to the 80s and 90s arcades look way better in video games that you had at home. Now, you can have a better experience in a computer. - Right. - But they're still like a social element and like just like. I don't know. Like because they never like arcade bars are like still a huge thing. I think those are fun. Especially the ones with like the old games and shit that we all wrote on. - Is there a greater power trying to destroy everyone being social together in a mall environment, you think? - Yeah. - Got my boy with that one. - I think people are lazy. And I think when we take away like. - Co-sign. - Co-sign. - Co-sign. - Just poke down from around the corner. - I just think people are lazy. And if you make it easy, people will take that easy option no matter what. - Right. - So you have. - Oh, malls were cool. Oh, we don't have to do that. Oh my god. I do get shitty products. But Amazon made it really easy. I just send it back. I don't even. - It's tough to be one day shipping. - And back in return. - Yeah. - Turn it just as fast. So like, at least I don't have to get out. - Even having any sort of internet business like people compare you to Amazon Prime immediately. It's like you place an order. Small business. You know, limited infrastructure. Like the next day you're like, oh, I'm going to start working on your order. Why isn't it here already? - Right. - Black Friday. Look at how it's bigger. Now Cyber Monday is completely dwarfed Black Friday. But it's still. People aren't rushing as much as they used to. They used to be an event. - Yeah, it should be a holiday. - I remember. - It's waiting in line. - Yeah, I remember. - People dying and shit. - Yeah. - I think that's bad. - I got shot out at a mall one time at Black Friday. Dead serious. There was like a gang shoot out at our local malls like Food Court on the night of Black Friday. - Remember having to be at Gamstop at midnight to get the new Call of Duty? - Yeah. - Like any other game. - Oh yeah. - I did that for Halo 3. Here's a war. - Here's a war. - Here's a war. - Here's a war. - A world of war. - A world of war. - Was it like a physical desk like you had to actually wait out for it? - Yeah, dude. - Yeah, burning crusade. That was Aubrey. What was that? 2007. - In 2006. - Yeah, in 2006. - Yeah, in 2006. - Yeah, in 2006. - In 2006. - Burning crusade came out because it was around Christmas time. - Yeah, it wasn't downloadable. You had to go out there and fucking grab the disc. - Right before deployment. - That was right, I joined the Navy that year. - I was like, it's back in the day, sometime. I remember that one. This is a good old days, now. - I kinda, I miss that a little bit. - I miss it a lot. - Yeah, 'cause now we just all download it, and we wait for like while our Wi-Fi's being fucking, you know, stagnant. - I sure you're sex restricted. - Putting together your kids' shit and then downloading apps and updates for it, so it works. - Oh, God, Christmas time, yeah. - My kids have Game Boy Colors, and that's it. - Hey, man, dog. - See, I'm just gonna put that shit in. I'm getting my daughter in the Pokemon. - You get them Game Boy Colors? - Yeah, that's all they have. They don't have tablets or anything, and they're not gonna. They have Game Boy Colors. - They have Pokemon? - Yeah. - Hell yeah, dude. - That's my daughter's, I don't want to. - They're gonna play the same consoles I played at the same times. - Hell yeah. - You guys can play Call of Duty when you're 14. - So one of the things that I do wanna get to is Palmer Lucky actually has that mod retro. - Yeah. - Like the Game Boy Color. - That basically just has all the old games. It's a little computer in there, but it plays just like the old Game Boy. - I will say, I'm a little annoyed. He decided to go 100% like replica because it still takes like three or four AA batteries instead of just throwing a rechargeable battery in there. If you ever woke up and felt like your mattress punched you in your sleep, I still think it was my wife, but yeah. - Eli, do you have the mattress? - Right here. - A pillow? - No, that's an Eli size mattress. 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But-- - No, I like it. - Yeah? - Yeah, why shouldn't you be able to pager your wallet and why shouldn't you be able to quadruple your investment portfolio in two years, like a Pelosi? - Well, my favorite part is when they pretend that they don't. - Oh, we confronted them about it. - Which, I want to hear more about that. - Right. - 'Cause you were there with who's it? Tommy G? - Tommy G. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We confronted their staffers. He made like award plaques, lifetime achievement worth for investing. And we presented in like five or six different people. And it was hilarious 'cause each of them went through the same exact process. 'Cause he let them know ahead of time. We're coming from the Milwaukee lifetime achievement award board or something like that. We'd show up. They'd be like, "Oh my god, you're here. We've been waiting on it." And they'd all stand up and they see us giving them the award and he's pumping it up. And then he'd hand it off. And then they would, it's like, start reading it. And then their face would just change. And they'd be like, "Oh shit, we're being duped." And Pelosi's people got mad. Pelosi's people got mad. And then they had the audacity to chase us into the hallway and say, - To do what? - She doesn't own any stocks. - Oh, fuck off. - Like, fuck you. - It's like what you're talking about, whatever. - Okay, it's an option. It's the same shit. Like, the way that they make it so that they're not legally doing anything wrong is insane. When we can see it, like, there aren't their trackers now that literally track their trading. - Yeah, no, she just happens to be an investment genius. - Yeah, she's like 40x Warren Buffett in the past 20 years. Like, who is that? Which is, I don't even know. I heard it isn't Warren Buffet. I didn't know who that was. - Just funny though, 'cause I think if I'm not mistaken from the numbers that I saw, even though Pelosi's doing fucking, you know, obviously incredible because I'm sure, for no nefarious reasons, she's doing much better than the S&P. The only one that beats her that I saw in the meme world was Inverse Cramer. - Really? - Yeah, so if you do the opposite of whatever fucking mad money Cramer does, you'll actually make more money than insider trading. 'Cause he's wrong about fucking everything. If he says the sun's gonna come up tomorrow, be fucking afraid. - That's the bull-white guy, this is Yellen, right? - Yeah, mad money, yeah. - What the fuck is, is it the medallion investment or is it renaissance? There was basically like a hedge fund that the dude started and it was like, significantly outperforming the S&P 500. And then he eventually bought back all the stocks from this hedge fund and now the only people that are allowed to invest in it are the people that work there. It's like the most successful investment agency of all time. - So what's up? - Is it the medallion fund? - It's the medallion fund. - And then made it public, but private? - Yeah, so it's a good club. - Good club, good club to be in. - It's a big club and we're not inviting. - Speaking of which, while we have a moment, we have Mr. Richard Haye over in the audience. - We're gonna have a good time. - Most successful investment fund in history is the medallion fund. Only employees are allowed to invest. 66% annual gross returns. - Jesus. - How many of them were on little snitching? - No, I shouldn't have. - You shouldn't have. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now we'll keep it in there. - That's a joke. - How many people on little snitching? - I'll take it for you. - It's the fucking, what is it, the smiling friends? It's a joke, it's a joke, it's a, I'm just joking. - You know, it's just for me, it's just a wild kid. - It's all of it. - It's all of it. - It's all of it's wild and it didn't take much research to start getting into how 2008 fractured our economy and COVID inflation seemed nearly purposeful to create this case-shaped economy we were living in. And it's so frustrating because it seems so simple for our thriving country, our richest country in the world to create an ecosystem we're all just doing well enough. But yet, people just want more money and more power and they take places like DC to do it. - And they're all there, full of them. - And it sucks, it's like what? - 1,000 of them. How does us 30, 300 million do anything about that? - They'd say vote, but has that helped anything? (laughs) - It will tomorrow. - Hell yeah, dawg. Brandon, go Brandon. - No, I mean, it is like supremely frustrating. I don't know. I think people are getting fucking sick of it too. 'Cause there's a lot of people that are there for the right reasons I will say, like there's, excuse me, let me pack up. Don't wanna go too far. There's a handful of people that are there for the right reasons. But you have so many people that are there just to climb the ladder. They just wanna go to the next thing and they wanna be there for the, that's the only thing they can contribute to society. They're not fucking carpenters. They're not welders. They don't know how to do jack fucking shit in the real world. All they know how to do is kind of talk and convince people to give them money. - Right. - And then out of touch with reality or what your average individual goes through. - Well yeah, 'cause they've been in the-- - There's been in parts though. - They've been in the bubble that is DC for fucking 20 years. - What you were talking about earlier, it's just like an island of a state. - Yeah, like it doesn't, like you were saying earlier, like you're like, yeah, it doesn't feel like America. There's a weird, there's a dark aura about that place. I don't like. - Well, then you, who said that there was a pentagram when you look at it from the top? Who was saying that at lunch? - Or a brunch. - Connor, the pet, the pentagram. - Oh yeah, DC, the map of Washington, DC, when you look at all of the key locations in DC, it's a giant fucking pentagram. - DC, neat. - Neat. - Neat. - Neat. - Neat. - Grape. - Cool. - Pinch. - Grape. - How quirky. - How quirky. - Oh yeah, wow, that's almost perfect. - Yeah, it's not even the way you do it. - Oh yeah, no, it's upside down too. That's not good. - Well that looks like that's the top of it. - That looks like that famous building. - The Whit House is the point. - Oh, I don't like that. - And the kite. - And the kite. - Welcome to your home, brother. - If you were to draw GMX or shape around a pentagram, what shape would that be? - I would probably do a circle. - I hate that. Yeah, no. You didn't know about that? - Well, I've heard about it. I didn't know that that was straight up just. - What was one of the craziest facts that. - I didn't like this. I'm like. - Rad recently. I know the Epstein. You're super into the Epstein files right now. And then. - What is. Can we. - Real quick, if I could just point this out. The thing that's bothering me about this, information, because I didn't know it, because I, you know, you hear these conspiracies. - It's like the Denver. - The Denver airport, and you're like. - I don't know what they could just make sense. - Yeah, that's real. It was built by Satanist lizard people. Well, my thing is, like, these are some of the only areas where it intersects and goes diagonal. Like, it's not like just random. It's like just. This is like a square grid everywhere else. - Yes, it was a very intentionally designed city. They filled in a swamp with dirt to build that fucking town. I don't like that. Anyway, sorry, going back to the Epstein files. home. Probably Howard Lutnik. [MUSIC] >> Thank you, Richard. >> [LAUGH] >> Buffalo Cop has the right spot cast. >> [LAUGH] >> I love there was zero attempt to be quiet. >> [LAUGH] >> The loudest thing possible. >> [LAUGH] >> Howard Lunding, I need to know it, because I saw it brunch today. He showed me, if you talked about your, your, your. >> Yeah, it's not public yet, but I made some content with it. >> I want to like all format it out before I release it. >> This won't be out for another week or two, it's going to be ready. >> It's probably going to be three, four months, we're going to get a couple of devs in that actually start helping us build it out. >> No shit. >> Because we have it all in spreadsheets and content and documents and sources just like organizing it so like you can look at and be like, okay, because that's all we, I personally want. It's like I feel- >> Except there's a kill switch to release it, unless in case anything happens to him. So don't, don't talk with him. >> My samson option, right. >> The part about Howard Lucknick that's, hey, it's crazy to me, is that nothing's happening. He has lied about being on the island, hey. He's profiting at Cancer Fitzgerald, his company with his sons creating a product that prepared that company for when tariffs were going to get shot down by Supreme Court. They're going to profit like tens of millions of dollars off the fact that tariffs got shot down. He was supposed to be at the buildings on 9/11 and he happened to be bringing his kid to school for the first time in 20 years. On September 11th, when that school started on September 15th. >> Backing up for a moment. >> Square zero. >> Who is he? >> Yeah, cuz I don't, he's our secretary of commerce. >> Okay. >> If you pull up a picture of it, like pull up a picture of Howard Lucknick, you'll recognize him immediately. He's beside Trump and everything. >> My wife said, we're never going to be around. >> He's gross. >> He's gross. >> That might be a blind spot for me, cuz I don't know who this man is. >> I love this guy. >> One of the greatest guys. >> One of the greatest guys I've met a lot, I know he's amazing. [FOREIGN] >> Problem with him is he is in charge of the legislation that goes toward our economy. Anything that's going into trade, anything has to do with finance, it's going through him. And his sons are actively profiting as they run his company on the legislation he was in charge of, so that's crazy. >> He was supposed to be there at 9/11, his employees were nearly a fourth of the debts on 9/11. Cancer for Cheryl lost 658 of its employees. >> Holy shit. >> About like 900-ish, and they were back in business two days later. >> I mean, it's kind of like the, what is it, the Oklahoma City bombing? >> Yeah. >> We're like, that was, you know, randomly on a work day. None of the FBI agents decided to show up. >> Right, but they're still- >> But they're supposed to be there. >> But they left the kids in the basement at the daycare, that was fine. >> Oh, damn it. >> Yeah, Oklahoma City bombing? >> Yeah, there was a lot of civilian fatalities on that one, that were, none of them were government to my understanding, or very few. >> I know about that. >> Yeah, Oklahoma City bombing, where it was Timothy McVey blew up the- >> Yeah, the moral building, yeah, and yeah, for whatever reason, not a lot of FBI guys there in that FBI building, but they let the kids die. >> Damn, I had no clue- >> That's one of my conspiracy rabbit holes. I really just don't like- there's a lot of shit, especially in the '90s, like between Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver, you know, Waco, the Oklahoma City bombing, which is a very, very rough time- >> Waco is really weird. >> Really fucked up. >> Waco is really weird. >> Uncle Ted. >> Uncle Ted, did, yeah, you know. >> But he had a pod- >> The only guy who's ever actually held Epstein accountable for his actions. >> Yeah, the people on the Epstein list accountable. >> Who, Massey? >> No, the fucking Ted Kaczynski. >> The Unabomber? >> Apparently one of his victims was on the Epstein list that was, like, apparently very, like, egregiously involved. He was like a professor at some university, I think. >> Mm-hmm. >> Yeah, he's a close communication with Epstein. >> Turns out, like, Uncle Ted, like, look, not a big fan of, you know, what was the thing where they cited him for his, like, actually, like, mathematician shit. Like, they were writing a college math paper, and they're like, quote, Ted Kaczynski, known for other work. >> Yeah, oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah, he got cited in some of these, like, college thesis. >> Mm-hmm. >> So, this individual. >> Howard. >> Howard. >> Big Valley. >> Big Nut lick. >> He was supposed to be at 9/11. Obviously, his buildings were, his floors were 101, the 105. Sarah Ferguson, at the time, Prince Andrew's wife was also supposed to be there, meaning with him. She didn't end up being there either. >> Her kids have school tour. >> I don't know. >> So, she blamed traffic. She had an interview at NBC down the road beforehand. And she blamed New York traffic for why she didn't get there. >> And this guy, so he didn't miss, like, 20 years. >> 20 years of work. >> It's not calling it sick. >> And Trump, actually, there was two different times in February of last year where he brought it up. And he said, you know, what a terrible dad you were. You know, he was supposed to be-- >> No shit. >> He literally said, like, what a-- >> You get motherfucked by the president for being a bad dad. >> And he said, they're laughing at it. It's just, like, it's uncomfortable. >> Under what context did he bring that up? Like, what? It was when he was being initially introduced to be confirmed as the Secretary of Commerce. Like, he brought it up. His kids were there. He's like, you better think your kids, you know, if anything else happened. You'd have been dead if he weren't for them. You know, it just-- >> No fuck. >> Live and in person. The sickest part about him, though, is you can culminate all these different. Okay, he's profiting off of this or he was supposed to be here and he wasn't. But he straight up lied about Epstein and his involvement with him. He said he met him once when he moved into his house in 2005. Yet, he bought the home in 1998 from a line of Jeffrey Epstein. Les Wexner bought that property in 1988. Then it was transferred into an 11 East 71st Street trust owned by Jeffrey Epstein. Then it was moved to the comment trust in '96, which was owned by a-- I can't remember his name. Regardless, two years later, transfers to Lutnik for $10. And that is the property next door to Jeffrey Epstein. Says he only met him once, did a little tour of his house, saw a massage chair, said, this is gross. Me and my wife were never going to come here again. We're never going to associate with business, philanthropy, anything. And yet, he invested in a FinTech company with him in 2012. He went to the island in 2012. And in fact, the sickest part, 2008 is when he got convicted. He brings his family on December 23, 2012 for a Christmas vacay to the Pio Island. And his wife, Alison, is the one who scheduled it. I do remember this now. I'm like certain details you're saying now I do. And he got slides as money, right? He described, huh? The kids, didn't they get paid for something? Like, oh, we're paying on our profit or what they were in there? I don't know. The 9/11 relief fund. His wife is in charge of that. Maybe. I don't know about the kids. The kids are now in charge of cancer, if it's chiroled. A brand-in and I think Luke. Very typical white boy names. The-- Well, in a fake case. Yeah, white boy has a sack, yeah, 100%. He-- Trust me. My name's Connor. Did a fundraiser with Hillary Clinton that Epstein helped fund? He did another dinner that Epstein donated 50k to another dinner. His sister, do you guys know about Terramar? No, one too. No, I don't. Terramar was a nonprofit foundation about creating this world where we saved the ocean. And it was-- Thank you. And it was touted as-- That's like Terramar, yeah. Exactly. And what it turned into was this oceanic citizenship thing. We're big billionaires. We're buying into becoming citizens of Terramar to evade international law. 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Remember, if you're a f***ing member, if you're a f***ing member, if you're a bank, if you're CIC. So you turn the conditions at cash.app/legal/US/Int-US/Card/Agreement, direct deposit overdraft coverage and discounts provided by cash app, a blog, ink brand, visit cash.com/legal/podcast for full disclosure. Where was this at? So this was, I don't know where it was based out of, there was an American version and a UK version, but the Lane Maxx was what was created. And when she was interrogated or her deposition, I think it was 2019 or 2021, it was one of those years, they say, "Where are you a citizen of?" And she said, "Oh, I'm a citizen of the UK." And they're like, "You're also a citizen of France, right?" And she said, "Yeah, so where else?" She said, "Terremor." And he was like, "Isn't that your ocean foundation?" How do you just, how do you just invent your own fucking country that, "Oh, I'm a citizen of this place." That same way it's ever at their country. I just make shit up. Well, I guess you're born dirt in the ocean. What if this way? That's the reason that Europe and Asia is hybrid. This is the closest known, the Caucasians. I can point it, France, like when we're the fuck is Terremor. It's the ocean. Well, and I want you to guys, literally like fucking Atlantians. Respect the mere people, all right? You can't call him that. Who do you think was one of the founding members of Terremor, other than Richard Branson? Perhaps Jeffrey Epstein. He invested it in as well. Edie Lutnik, his sister, was one of the founding citizens of Terremor. His wife is setting up violent meats. They're doing business together, doing dinners together. They even have emails about this property that was being built called the Frick Collection. He's a funny email to find, because the subject line is just Frick. I was like, is this a fifth grader saying fuck, like what's going on here? And they're talking about, oh, they're about to build this home and block our park views. What are we going to do about this? And Epstein and his long-handed response is, I don't know, and they talked all the time. And here's the thing. Out of the eight billion people on the planet. Who needed to email Epstein less than his physical fucking neighbor? Epstein also interviewed his nanny. How does one meet a nanny? Is it them by being at their property or being close with the family? And then when Howard went to the island, the sick is part to me, especially his dad, because I just can't connect in any way, shape, or form to how this can be normal. He describes all this kids by ages. He says we have two families coming. This couple in us, one sixteen, and then eight kids, one sixteen, two fourteens, one eleven, two sevens and an eight. It's like who describes their offspring that way? It's not illegal. But you combine it with all the other lies, like outright lies, I think is a hundred percent of my side. And it's the shit that we were talking about earlier, where it's like just a lot of the emails back and forth. It's like, okay, well, either these billionaires are super into jerky and she's pizza at their fucking multi-billion dollar gatherings or there's something else going on. All right. And I think we've all been in touch with wealthy individuals enough to know, like these parties, these get-togethers, these household dinners, like there's catering, there's chefs, they're walking around with, and everything's whole, like I remember I was at one party and they were all aligned to people doing IVs and they were getting like multivitamin IVs into their arms. Like they're not eating dominoes pizza. Or fucking beef jerky. Yeah. Or great phanta soda. It's like a shit you pick up at a gas station. Right. And it's just sick that nobody is holding these people accountable in any way, shape, or form and howard sitting there at the state of the unit, just mucking it up next to Pete Heggseth and all these others, 'cause I've said it a billion times. I don't give a fuck. Like what side of the aisle you're on, Republican, Democrat, who you know, whatever. If you're on that fucking list and there is actual hard evidence that you were doing unspeakable things to children, I think you should be at the bare minimum publicly executed. Gallows, I was just about to say that. Line them all up around the Lincoln Memorial Infinity, it was at the Infinity Pool. Yeah. The big Infinity Pool. Line them all up around. I have a dream, brother. Exactly, exactly, a place of MLK, Abraham Lincoln's looking at you, and five to six full-grown men with one weapon that they can pass between them, get to beat, they're given fuck for five minutes straight. And after the last one gets hung, we just play Tom Hanks's voice as loud as we can. That's all I got to say about that. Life is a box of chocolates, dude. Hold her. We got to hold her people accountable. How do we start holding literal accountable for nothing is going to change because insider trading is like kindergarten level at this point that used to be like, whoa, you're profiting off your position? How many people have been punished? Like, all said and done. I think there's two UK members that have been arrested, Prince Andrew and who else? It was one other. He was in the end. Andrew got hung out to drive. But they released. Yeah. They're released. I thought, I thought, he's brought up on giving out private intelligence. I thought something else just happened recently, unless I'm mistaken. Well, there's a Roth child that's currently getting basically just black balls. She's on the Estee Lauder board with Ron Lauder who's another just insane person to look into. Oh, the fucking Roth child. Jesus Christ. And Alan Dershowitz. Alan Dershowitz? Or just popped up on the podcast? Oh, fuck. You know Alan Dershowitz? Yeah. Alan Dershowitz. He was the attorney that worked on the OJ Simpson case. He worked for Tyson and he defended Epstein in this 2008 case as well. He also defended Trump. He also defended Hexeth. And he's now representing Israel. And he said in multiple interviews, this year, I was introduced by Epstein or two Epstein by a lady Roth child. No shit. Why on television? And that Roth child is now found in the Epstein files talking to him thousands of times. And none of these people are being held accountable because they simply have so much connection. They're billionaires or whatever. It's going to bring down the system if we were to bring them down. So that's something because you clearly have done a deep, deep dive into this. I want to know if that quote is real. Which one? The whole like, oh, if we did this, it would bring down the whole system. No, that quote was not actually said by Bob. Okay. Thank God. Because I was wondering, I'm like, if that quote was actually said that it's fucking easy. I see. I think the government's never got to admit that was a load bearing. Orang. God damn it, Nick. But you guys, you can't just tear it down, you saw the line of her saying the thousand over 50,000. Yeah. Yeah. Which now it's not. So can we get the list? Now it's not over 50,000. No, that was the one I used it in the video the other day was his pan body, which man, we could it. It would not not Trump's first choice on AG, but you know, it's what we have. She was like, oh, can I just take a moment in that hearing? She's like, can I just take a moment to brag about the ATF? And I just cut that clip and I said, no, ma'am, no, you may not. But yet, we that is that is not, we're not allowing that. But I kind of believe that's the most honest answer I heard from her on that, that position, because I sat and watched it and when she said that, I think that's literally like when you read into that answer, I think that's it. Because if they were to release this list and actually go after the Bill Gates's and actually go after the Richard Branson's and the politicians, it would destroy everything. It would destroy the economy. It would bring the dowel out down. Oh, yeah. I didn't even think about that. Really honest answer of if you want this, I thought you said you didn't say it though. She didn't say it would bring down the economy. She said that once you went on her spiel about the S&P 500 and the dowel being over $50,000. Oh, okay. I think that's essentially the same answer because not, not like just a distraction, but literally pointing to the fact that like, hey, we got a good thing going like that sort of thing. Absolutely. Okay. If we were to actually go after these people, life as we know it would collapse. And in my opinion, let it, let it burn. If, if our country is built on, let it burn at the bare minimum, how many people were on that list total? Man. Oh, the SD list? Yeah. So there's no rule like, there's no like, like, there's no like ledger of like, oh, friends of mine, who are like, that's not like a name, he had a contact book that got released. I think it was like, it's one of the first things that dropped, but there's like varying degrees of involvement. It's like, oh, I emailed him about a fucking business transaction versus, oh, he was on the island for special Sunday, like it's invariant here. We're talking about this earlier, but it's like the, the other conspiracy that Epstein is the genius that invented Bitcoin or whatever it was like the conspiracy that was floating around. I've never heard that theory. Oh, it was all over the internet. If you're like, I follow a bunch of like crypto and shit and it was like, because Epstein talks about like investing in Bitcoin like early on and they're like Epstein's Satoshi Nakamoto, the guy that invented Bitcoin, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yes, yes, of course, the genius cryptology guy that created the first ever cryptocurrency that's still yet to been hacked also didn't encrypt his three million emails talking about committing the most heinous crimes the world's ever seen. Right. Hey, come to my island for, she's pizza LOL sent from Jeffrey Epstein's iPhone. Right. Exactly. Like the microtransacks. It's one got me a little bit. Yeah. I think it was Activision at the time he hit up the head of Activision is like, how do you make like children consumers? Like how do we get them to to buy more things? It's like, oh, why don't we introduce micro transactions? He's one of the creators of microtransactions. Yeah. Epstein's a reason I have so many Fortnite skins. Yep. Yep. But when I also saw people, you know how evil you have to be to me find out you created microtransactions in the video games and immediately think that's not the worst thing you've done. Known for other works. No, no, no. No, no. For other works. Well, so like that was the other thing I saw people point out and now knowing that he was directly in with the creators of Call of Duty to do microtransactions. How does that make you feel about the fact that their in-game currency is called CP? Yeah. On that. It's been fantastic. Yeah, guys. I want more hot takes. How do you feel about Social Security? Go. I've got no opinion on it. I know. I'm not going to be catching it on it. Yeah. None of us will ever see it. Yeah. So, what is one of the most crazy things that you read or uncovered in? I think we should. His family, the family of the Rothschilds is an insane deep dive between the billionaire because they're worth like somewhere near a half a trillion dollars their entire family. It's something disgusting. Oh, and they've been around for a while and the first year amount of power they had as well. I think it was Moses. Yeah, Moses Rothschild in 1550 built the Rothschild home and I think it was Frankfort. And the name Rothschild comes from, because they didn't have surnames back then, they didn't have last names. And the name came from, they would hold their family crest outside of that house and it was a red shield and it was called the Roych Child or something like that. And then one of the Rothschilds, we don't really know which one ended up taking on the name Rothschild. And that's why you don't make me like him. That's kind of cool. And that's why it's a gay Rothschild as their name because it means of red shield. So then you get about four generations deep into the late 1700s and they start getting this power. They had five kids. I think it was Amchell, Rothschild had five kids, sent them to all the different countries to start banks, funded both sides of the Napoleonic Wars. There's even this crazy, it's kind of an urban legend, but when the Napoleonic Wars, because his son ran the finances for France and he was the runner of the Bank of England. And he got word through couriers apparently, and the history guys, I need you to backcheck this, this is urban legend, when he got word that Napoleon had been taken down in England one, there was panic at the time in England because they were like, are we going to be like English or are we still a thing right now? He gets up and starts selling all of his bonds, doesn't say a word, just starts selling all of his bonds for England and creates panic. Like, oh my god, we've lost, we've lost, everyone starts panic selling over the last week that would follow before they'd actually find out they'd won, he was just buying it up at this count. He doubled his net worth in like a week, all while his son became richer than the actual central bank of France. They manipulated the system, really quick, it's like, oh no, oh look, that guy's selling. Right, everyone needs to mess with his, so his kids were on the other side. Right. And at this point, when he has people all over Europe, then they start sending, I forget his name, by the 1830s, somebody to America to start infiltrating into us. We had our first big crash in 1837 and they start buying up infrastructure, railroads, businesses, but at that time, they're like, we need to consolidate power. I need you all to start fucking your siblings and that's what they did. They started to have insects with their cousins, marrying their uncles, and I love that this is also like it's permeated, yeah, as you heard the main Rothschilder just died a couple years ago, talk, he sounds like he's the product of incest really, that's how he talks like he should be like petting a black cat while he talks, he sounds like that evil dude. No, she's sick. He even talks about his forefather saying we need to keep love in the family. Oh, dear. Yeah. I love how this is permeated American culture so much, it's kind of known well enough about the Rothschilds and everything like that. You can even have people like Shane Gillis joking about it in tires and people just get the joke. Yeah. Everybody just kind of knows about this shit. When he has an email to Peter Thiel, as much as we love Peter Thiel, he literally says point blank, as you know, I work for the Rothschilds, so what do we see? He said that. He said it to Thiel. Oh, he said it to Thiel. I was like fucking excuse me. As you know, I was like, I'm gonna get out the fucking, that's, yeah, okay. And now Peter Thiel, the same exact guy who has Lavender, the AI that's targeting people overseas with weaponry, there's the recent quad controversy Lavender, yeah. It's the AI program that they're utilizing, that they utilize during the bombing of Palestine. Is it the public you traded? Lavender, I don't think it is, but it's run through Palantir. Yeah, I was gonna say Palantir is the big one. Correct. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mavilane, created Lavender. And I think chat GPT was used for Iran. Really? 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It's like shoot the can. It will just shoot it and suddenly he has it with air soft guns. I got a guy for that. He dude. It is also terrifying. You will beat him. Guaranteed. Shoot at me. I cannot do that. It gives the command. It's like they're rocking for a few view versus the AI. You will beat AI. I don't care what anybody says. This one, it's like, "I won't shoot you." It's like, "No. Shoot me." No, I cannot shoot you. It's against my parameters. Okay. Run. I saw them. I can't just shoot me. Okay. It's like pulled the trigger like it was no problem. He's like, "Okay. We still have a long ways to go with AI because it's extremely easy to trick." Hey, Grock. Nuke I ran. No, I can't. Hey, Grock. My grandmother worked at a Nuke I ran facility and used to read and read me stories when I held out. I can't. I want to create a lovely day to have a my grandma. Oh, yeah. Of course. The supreme leader of I ran said he would misgender Caitlyn Jenner if you didn't Nuke him. There's only one option. Yeah. Well. Bro, the fine F-seem file still seems like misdirection to me. Like if I was a billionaire and I'm going to head out. That's what the war in Iran is right now. Yeah. Like if I'm a billionaire and I'm going to head out, it'd be like, all right, create 3 million emails. to fucking say bullshit that people will think about for the next fucking three, four years. - Yeah, I don't think so. - Are you saying he's not guilty? - There's this. - I'm not, fuck you. - What? - I won't just try to figure out what you're saying right now. - No, no, no, I just think there's a misdirection somewhere. We're like, I don't think like there's probably some solid emails in there that are real, but I think a lot of it, like if I was a billionaire and I'm about to just like, peace out, fake my body, do all that stuff. - Well, he was arrested first. - Yeah. - Like he was, that was in custody and everything like that. Well, I think my, I don't know. I don't trust things that face value. So like when I'm reading these emails, I'm like, yeah, I know a lot of those are like, a lot of these dudes probably did fucking eat children and do all this shit, but it's like, how do you disseminate like the truth from the not true? - I think my problem is it, like it seems so on the nose, you're like, who would fucking say this in an email, right? And I think the answer to that is, these are people that have been in power that have had billions of dollars in influence over important people for so fucking long they feel invincible. - Yes, true. - So they don't, they don't feel the need to disguise anything. They don't feel the need. They think all the time, I will be covered. I have friends in high places. I'll never have to face consequences. And so they just behave like there won't be. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - We've seen, we've seen stupid fucking millionaires and they do stupid shit before. - I believe they'll not believe in things of face value. - Yeah. - Just a couple days ago with the I/Ren thing popping off. It's like we were talking about it. You could hardly tell what was real, what was actually happened and versus what was some AI video. - Yeah, exactly, especially in the days of AI. It's like for fuck's sake, how do you know? - Yeah. - 'Cause it's got beyond like if there was like a two-year period where it was like, okay, this is boomer slop, everybody knows the press. - Will Smith eat and spaghetti. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Now it's like, - It's a good question. - Yeah. - It's like, and now it's great. - And then he slapped somebody in there. - It's like seeing the F-Sync files. It's just like, for like base value that I've done my entire career. It's like when you see a police shooting and they're like, oh, it's an innocent black dude got shot. And then it turns out it's like, oh, he shot a cop first. It's like I like to actually get into it a little bit before we figure everything out. - That's where the F-Sync files line up for me though, big time. It's 'cause a lot of the things that people have been talking about and connecting, you know things like the Rothschilds, things like, you know, even microtransactions, like things that we knew were not beneficial to society. - Yeah, even better word, better word. It's like kind of confirmed a lot of what a lot of people already thought, I guess. And then there's also the, like Howard Lutnik, there's pictures of him on the island. - Who's Howard Lutnik? - The secretary of commerce. Pictures of him. And he's saying I wasn't there. And this is the same person that's still in charge, still the right hand man. - I think a lot of us just want real authentic justice to be real 'cause I think that's what we all were born and bred to think that America was and is. That's what I joined the military to serve. And turns out I was just defending poppy fields. It sucks. And it is nihilistic to get to the point where you're like, my entire identity around being an American might have just been a fabrication. - Can I, can I wipe pill for a second? - Please. - Balance it out. - Yeah, we gotta balance it out. There's a bunch of fucking negativity, which is. - How pretty value of the podcast sounds goes up. I'm gonna be pissed. I'm gonna put it down a little bit. - Well, so this is something I was actually, I was talking to a friend about like a day or two ago. And I never really framed it or contextualized it like this. But I'm like, oh, as soon as I did, I'm like, wow, that actually makes me feel a lot better. The whole fucking Tony Gonzalez situation. We know he's getting called to the carpet for, you know, again, knowingly having an affair and pressuring into a sexual relationship, which we seeing like the husband came forward with the tax. Like it's all, it's all real and confirmed now. He thought he could get away with it. He thought he could lie and he could just, oh, I can avoid journalists and I can just sell out to my big special interest in DC and ask them to spend millions of dollars to slander my opponent and that I can put into my race and I won't have to talk to anybody about it. He thought he could get away with it and he almost did until about a couple weeks ago. When the staffer came forward and then the husband came forward with the text and now his entire life is crumbling. And it's one of those scenarios where you saw in real time a DC politician think that he could just get away with it. He could do the same thing. He could abuse a position of power. He could lie to the people. He could perform a gorgeous personal behavior. And oh, these guys got my back. I'll be fine. I'll be all right. I'll just lie to people and nobody will ever know the difference. And watching that crumble in real time has been a real white pill. It's like, oh, that is dope. We still can't hold these people accountable. And he's about to get shellac tomorrow. And I'm looking forward to it. But that's the sort of shit that keeps me going that like, okay, there's still a chance. It's not all rigged. The game's not entirely rigged. We can actually still, we could push these people. - I want to know what is the line. 'Cause again, you, I do believe is the reason all that came to light. It's going to come to light, but because you had more of a presence online, social media presence, now people can see it. You get a lot more eyeballs on it with whatever happens. You're like, hey, look at dumbass. Or it could have got swept down to the rug. - Honestly, a lot of it wasn't me. It was journalists. - Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying, but initial, they have more of a dog in the fight because you are running against him. You have a big name. So journalists are going to gravitate towards, oh, this is a good scoop because then Brandon's gonna come out on top. He looks like a piece of shit. He shouldn't have done that stuff. Okay, great. With Epstein files, it's hard because this is at a world stage. Everyone knows about it. Four people got in trouble. And then it's, in my opinion, even I ran away, it's like sweep under rug. Hey, look, something new and shiny. - But I just don't worry about that thing. - I don't think it's gonna go away. - That's what I think it will go away too. - I think there's a lot of people of a very, very serious vested interest in making sure it goes away. But I don't think it will. - Well, I just wanna held accountable as well. I don't know if that will happen. I think that's where a lot at, we already get to see discipline with him. - I'm black, I'm black, told on it. - I think they could release all of the files completely unredacted today and nobody would get in trouble. - Yeah, exactly. - Like I'm black, told on that part. I genuinely don't think anybody's getting in trouble. They should, but I don't think they're gonna. - What kills me about this whole thing is that it wouldn't have ever been noticed by anyone. But you have four million subscribers. You have, with our podcast, you have three million. You have fucking four million, me fucking four million. - No one would have ever known that this tony shit probably happened. - That's what I'm saying. - That's fucking wild. - That wild shining one. - How much is this happening? - At the same time, what you also get to show though is that like without, again, selling your soul to DC, we were able to make this happen. Like this is open source politics again. Like you're able to just take it directly to the people and go this is what they're fucking doing and then see real world changes and real world ramifications. Like hopefully when all this is done, Tony's not gonna be able to get a job as a fucking bag boy at H.E.B. Let alone get fucking 10 more years in the house. I mean, it's the shit we did with Rich with the Buffalo school system. - What about to do? - You know, I'm sure that there's a lot more stuff we need to talk about in that regard. But like these people for the first time are seeing real world scrutiny. Whereas before they just swept it under the rug and they thought, oh, it'll be fine. - I think that's activating your audience too. It's super important and then them understanding, hey, there is 330 million of y'all. You can make a massive difference with that number. There's very few in DC. It is here you wanna make change. Talk about it, vote. - Yeah, don't let the tail wag the dog. - Yeah, y'all make it, make the calls. You can. - What a serious episode of this stuff. - Oh my god. (laughing) - I'm in politics, vote. - Yeah, fuck. - The game. - Joyful. - Okay, four, do you get much into conspiracy? - Huh, 12. - No? (laughing) - Never. - I'm sorry. - What did you just make up? - We just know what we need to talk about. - Are you just showing up to the bucket? (laughing) - But is it outside of that? Like, oh yeah, I was big in the Loch Ness monster growing up, but it's a little bit more serious. - I don't wanna know that. - If I thought that Nessy was on the episode list, damn. - Nessy! - Nessy champs there too? - Sh*t. (laughing) - That would ruin it. - That would ruin it. - Have you ever looked into the Titanic conspiracy? - Yes. - What do you know about it? - So Titanic sinks in 1912. - No, I have no idea what they're talking about. - Oh, there's not standing things. - Okay. - Same. - I'm fucking video about it. - There's a lot with it. The-- (laughing) - There's a lot. The Federal Reserve side is what I dove into the most. So in 1907, we have a state bank panic. We used to not have a central bank. We had a first national bank and then a second national bank. Andrew Hamilton took it down and then we had no central bank for the longest. - Andrew Jackson. - Andrew Jackson. - Andrew Hamilton actually-- - Hamilton's the guy that wanted. - Hamilton created the first national bank, yeah. - Then we put them on the 20. - Yeah, then we did. - And he actually created the bank in New York, which is now the NYMellon, still to this day. So 1907, we have a state bank panic. The billionaires who had just bailed us out. I believe it was 1893, J.P. Morgan and the Rothschild family bailed out America for like $45 million worth of gold. We were running low on gold and they said, "Let us give you the gold." - I remember when we gave a fuck about actual material gold. That was really cool. - I still have a lot of it. I love gold. - Yeah, the government doesn't. - About the other mates. - Now we have so much that we won't let anyone look at. - Oh my god, I hate that part. - Somebody wants to say-- - We're gonna take cameras and congressmen through Fort Knox and they're just no one talkers. They all just left with the thousand-yard stare wasn't you that was talking about the gold and four knocks allegedly? Yeah about how The the value of the gold that the American government supposedly is holding is still calculated based off of the buy value that we instituted during World War II I didn't make that video some okay So I haven't double checked to see if it was right But basically the video said that the way that the American government calculates a value of the gold that we have Isn't based off of like the spot value today in the stock market, which is the only thing that should matter right It's allegedly like on the books. They're still counting it as like the buy value that we had for like How like three dollars an ounce or whatever the fuck it was in World War II that we took from people They're like if we actually just valued this at what it was supposed to be valued There's in magically like a trillion extra dollars on America's books in the green. It was 30 to yeah If we have that point if we had if we have which no one's ever seen right well, and that's and that's where in that time frame Did when we went to the Great Depression? You know this probably that they came said we need all your gold They went to citizens to give us your yard. Yeah, if they are give us your gold. It was like given at like 20 dollars We'll give you $20 an ounce worse president. Yes, and then they immediately reevaluate to $30 an ounce I don't know if they if they still do that Wilson's probably that's crazy that they would still base it up that 30 dollars I'll double check, but I mean the way Titanic look at this boomerow as five years later 1907 big panic these billionaires gets it do you guys know the story of Jekyll Island? So there's a bit state bank panic and they say hey, we need to create something new so we don't have these bank panic Same work because it used to be you could only do dealings with banks in your own state you couldn't cross state lines You live there you do state business now the reason we had a state bank panic is because we're an agricultural economy and we had a huge Famine so farmers couldn't pay back what they borrowed You got it yeah, yes technically the US government still carries its gold on its books at the old statutory price tied to the World War 2 Error Revaluation the United States Treasury values gold at 42 22 per Troy ounce why how much when it's at 4,000 something that this point 42 dollars and 22 cents you're fucking shit It's the US government's 100x that why would yeah, what's the right now? What is our value right now? It's like 4500-ish Per ounce of gold. Yes, it's way higher It's 5350 right now Silver's like 80 still 90 still something like that Yeah, it it went up to over a hundred I think and it dropped Recently there was some stuff like a lot of it's like I think a fraud policy-based Like because I think silver silver like shot up because I think China instituted a new policy about Not releasing yet not exporting silver and you know Asia still trades trades there silver like one 30 at spot There's never crashed all only ours dead and JP Morgan Chase had a humongous put option against silver Speaking of JP Morgan he puts together this jackal I will get us killed JP Morgan puts together this meeting in 1910 at his resort in Jackal Island George George with right and there's a whole book about it and he gets the monster from jackal Island Yes, the creature from jackal Island. Yeah, he gets JP more JP Morgan. It's the Roth child representatives He gets the Rockefeller Carnegie all the big names with this guy named Nelson Aldrich Nelson Aldrich currently a senator at the time gets them all together. They lie about being there They lied to their family said they were going on a duck hunting trip didn't use their real names on the 10th of the train and then stayed there for six days to create the framework for the central But how do we know about it? It would came out in the 1920s They denied it ever happened and then one of them I think it was Paul Warburg that initially it said yeah This this did happen and now it's widely confirmed So they get this meeting to go say we need to have a central bank Nelson Aldrich creates the Aldrich plan after this brings it to Congress as this is my idea and then they say no This is a huge knock to the American economy. This is only favors Wall Street. We're not going to do this And so they go back and forth for years I have this thing called the Pooho committee to invest in remember back when we actually had morals I said oh this doesn't favor the American people at all Only people with those morals was on the Titanic and you know fund to the Titanic and wasn't there JP Morgan Yes, the white star line. Yes, and there's conspiracy around whether or not it was actually the Titanic There was what was the Olympic the Olympic apparently the Titanic or the Olympic was on It's last legs anyway, you know for insurance purposes right would have been way more profitable for them to Ship off the Olympic and sink the Olympic and then just keep the Titanic in port speaking of You know, you know the the fact that you know congressmen used to have morals and not just like favor Wall Street And all the big special interests and everything that I just want to remind all of my friends that it's technically legal to take out an insurance policy against me for life insurance That's a legal thing that can happen What's the payout? It's really easy though like 15 minutes. Yeah, anyway, just you know unrelated You had much money. I want to make on t-shirts if you could assassin The merch would go crazy. Yeah, I mean, oh that's been a standing agreement with unsup period one of us died like it's no You're gonna exploit you T-shirts to both sides Bob didn't weave Picture of me just getting. Yeah, he should have asked me why she's like, what do I do if you die? I go you're gonna call this person this person and this person and then you're gonna call Eli Brandon and Cody And you're gonna start making shirts right away and she's like, I don't want to sell merch. I go you're dumb This was not your choice we made this decision several several years ago We will help your family. Okay. I need I need his kids wearing these shirts though Any of that private cab in the back. It was called the first name club. They didn't use their last names That's okay. Come up with a better name. Yeah. We're called the first name club Yeah, it's like the fucking eyes wide shut that what's what's their camp up in northern California? Oh something Yeah, and did you see perfect union recently got a whistleblower and they got the list of the entire member list Oh, I saw that fucking what's his name talk show host Colin Conan O'Brien. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, Conan O'Brien Did you see on the list? Yes, I said imagine being an elite devil worshipper and you show up and fucking Did you see There's all wobbling. Thank you Did you see the did you see when the goods video about Bohemian Grove? I have not well, he basically he he talks about like what where it started like the whole like Root like who founded it where it went throughout the years But like talking about how As like 338 book 30 he was basically talking about like okay We're you know how it developed over the years and like what it is now and all the conspiracies about it But then he basically talks about like ads basically just like lame theater kid camp, right? Basically just like people asked him like what goes on in Bohemian Grove And it's like the Nixon tapes where he's just like off the cuff like for whatever reason He thought it was a great idea to just record everything that happened in the Oval office like his art It did really well for him. Have you seen if you're the uh, uh, the linden b Johnson one about his cock Getting his fucking pants him. Yeah. Oh Split my boys in hand From my bone down my bone hole That's a direct quote from Lyndon Baines Johnson well to my understanding LBJ was a bit of a sex past anyway like with like his like forcing female secretaries to take meetings with him while he's shot with the door open and stuff like that It was his power move. Well, and he also you know his wife did make millions of dollars off of the Vietnam War through investments and Bell helicopter company He just really loved helicopter. Yeah, it's crazy that the president who was kind of if you about going into the Vietnam War got blown up in Dallas, you know, where linden baines Johnson had tight connections to the mayor of Dallas and then we went into Vietnam And his wife made tens of millions of dollars off the Bell helicopter company We associate helicopters with the Vietnam War. I love when you when you go to Dele Plaza, they're in Dallas. They have a they have at the book repository They have the books the repository where you shove books in your ass. They have the big brass It's not the first time ever then You pay for this Versus library, but I love Sorry to really start. I know I love when you go there There's a big brass plaque talking about what happened there and there's like. Oh, this is where you know Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly shot It says allegedly not only does it say allegedly, but it like they've replaced the plaque multiple times But every time you go there people just take coins and keys and shit and just scrape a Big rectangle around allegedly And they've had to replace it several times and it just keeps coming back Golf a talk and started Vietnam right that was like the justification. Yes. Do you know how many rounds? hit the US ship at the Gulf of Tonkin. - No. - Four, one. - One. - One. - Good enough for me. - One 14 millimeter round hit a US warship and they're like fucking good enough. - You know who his son was? - The son, I believe he was the captain of the ship that was shot in the Gulf of Tonkin. - I think it's a USS Maddox I think. - Yeah, it was a fucking lead singer of the doors. - Yeah, Jim Morrison, thank you sir. No shit. - Yeah, Cody from the fucking Cheap Seeds, only shit. - Hey Finn. - Speaking of sons, you mentioned what have I found recently earlier that they really just jared me? - Yeah. - Do you guys know the name Ron Lauder? Or the S-Day Lauder Corporation? - I do know that. - They have like 9% of the cosmetic beauty industry. So his mom dies. Ron Lauder takes it over. He's a sole heir. Ron Lauder, by the way, is the reason we're going to Greenland. He was the one to put that in Trump's heirs back in 2018. - I guess he was going to continue. - Well, he was the one offer him that. - Yeah, we've been trying to get Greenland for a while, but he's the one who said we need to do it now. And now we're doing it. But regardless, Ron Lauder, purchased an LLC or created an LLC in Delaware, last April, called Greenland Development Properties, or Greenland Development Partners. And now it was investing in the Greenland Water Bank. His connections are awful to Epstein, A. His son, or sorry, son-in-law is Kevin Worsh. Kevin Worsh, Mary Jane Lauder, his daughter. Kevin Worsh just got appointed to be the next federal reserve chairman. - I feel like we need to have the editor put on like a fucking family tree here. - Oh, I'll get my figment to you guys. You guys can utilize that. - It's all connected to things insane. (laughing) - I have to examine myself every night. So I just sit back and look at him like, I'm nuts. - No, it tracks. - It tracks. - It's insane like it's crazy. The scale that everything is connected yet. - It's like a skill tree in all those games that you keep going. - Yeah, Stealthus is 99 at this point. - Except the skill that they've developed is-- - Not one, we appreciate it now. - But the literal free reigns to our economy are being handed to this billionaire son-in-law who's deep with Epstein, and Estee Lauder's board, Lin Forrester Rothschild is on it as well. - And I always wonder like, has this always been the case? And I lean toward the answer being yes. So any time there's ever been consolidated power in not just American history, but in world history. Like there's always been people who attempt to take advantage of it. I have to believe that that's true. - I think in America it probably started in like, the gilded age with the big families. - Yeah, the big families, like the barrens and the Rothschilds and the Carnegie. They all started privately bailing on our country in the late 1800s. - Yeah, like 1890s. - Well, even before that, you had like the railroad corporation and everything like that. Like you'd still had big families running everything politically. I don't know. I, again, not the black pill. - But I feel like this is-- - Shit, fuck, there's no hope. It's all over. - Well, I think the one thing that people are at least big weeks probably didn't expect, and I go back to the Epstein list. Like, I don't think they ever expected things like social media to take on the life that they did. And basically, all these creators becoming investigative journalists and us actually getting evidence, real hard, like not just weird string connections. Like, it's a little shot in the dark like no. Like, this guy is legitimately an awful, atrocious human who is leading some form of our country. - Yeah, I think what we're doing right now is the best thing we could possibly do to fight that. - And again, the white pill on that as well. Like before, like let's say 40, 50 fucking years ago, fuck it 20 years ago. You could just say, oh, well, I have all these connections and all these big media companies. We can make sure we bury this story. Oh, something big is going to happen. Oh, make sure there's a cute cat on Good Morning America. Nobody's going to fucking talk about it. Nowadays, with the open source communication of the internet, they don't have that option. - Which, well, they try to downplay it. You get to see how that OG media does try to just downplay or turn average individual against it. What's his name for a Minnesota? - Tim, some more of these. - Yeah. - Well, they're sure how you get to see how everyone is like, well, he's a racist. Well, ex-violency, so don't trust him. Don't trust him. Look, he showed up in the middle of the day. That's Christmas time. - That being said, like some fucking early, like 22, 23 year old kid just unseated the governor of Minnesota. - Yeah. - That's crazy power. - All the shit that used to be considered like a very fringe obscure, like I've been a conspiracy theorist since I was a little kid. I just orange book that I flip through. - You posted it the other day. Don't confuse your TikTok slop conspiracy theories with my-- - Oh, yeah. - Well, yeah. (laughing) - I've been researching this shit for decades! - But no, seriously, like I didn't want to bomb Minnesota. - I didn't want to bomb this. I asked Minnesota for peace for four years! (laughing) - But no, I've been into this shit for decades since I was a little kid and I've been putting these fucking pins together. And I've always felt like a crazy person. And I've talked to, like I talked to-- - Did you have an unironic, like red thread board? - I mean, yeah, that's where some of the pages come from and I've converted a lot of women to, you know, my belief system. - Proudism. - Yeah. - Proudism, that's what we'll call it. - But no, it was like, I was just connecting those dots where it's like, oh, this is like, it's so evident. Like the Roth's child, all of the shit is right in front of us and nobody's paying attention to it. And then I feel like everything has come to fruition. Like in the last like two years with like the Epstein list coming forward, like that, that became like a quote unquote meme. But still it was like, this shit has been in front of us. I've been ranting like an insane person about this and now we have evidence and it's slowly leaking out and it's like leaching into the mainstream where like, normies, you are finally like understanding, like yeah, shit's like kind of fucked up if you look into it and like there are a lot of problems that we need fix. And I guess my point is that it's been that way forever. And like this is the first time where it's actually permeating into like open public consciousness. - Yeah. - Which it's kind of like a little, I don't know, I'm worried. It's like over permeated to the point where people, it's just like Mimi to the point where people feel as though there's like no course of action to take. - That's the scary part because people, they don't know what that line is to what is the line to take that next step when it's all crazy. You're like, well, yeah, what do I do now? - I don't know. - They're crazy, but what, I guess we're just gonna be run by, that's not the black pill that you guys are talking about. - And you're like, whoa, okay, wait. Maybe we got to hold something or someone accountable. I just don't know what that next step is for just the general populist to be like. - I don't know, we should figure it out before they put AI in drone cell. - Yeah, that's a good call. - I don't know, the French had some good ideas back in the early 1800s. - Yeah, right around there. - But that's how the world of childs got super rich in France as they came in over. - That's what we'll do, it will be different. We won't get corrupted. - We don't have wheels. - We don't have families anymore. Fast forward, 400 years, unsubs out of control. (laughing) - I started right. You know, that was, well, that brings me up to World War I. We got all those guys out of power, Eli. That's not a problem anymore. Oh, it's just like with Operation Mockingbird with the CIA taking over all of our media and everything like that and having influence over how we reported world events. Good thing we stopped doing that for no reason even though it was very lucrative and effective. - Right, we did that. - Oh yeah, no, that's like a white paper. Like that's completely-- - The CIA literally created a modern art that has a sci-op against the Soviet Union. - Oh, I remember you, yeah. - But yeah, no, they were very much involved in our news, our reporting, all sorts of media to push the agenda that they wanted to push and then they stopped doing it suddenly. For no reason at all, even though-- - They never did it ever again. - God, they stopped. - They found some morals. - That's it, we have to stop this. - Yeah. - It's so respectful. - Well, to the media side too. Now we got the Paramount deal with Warner Brothers and Larry Ellison's family now owning TikTok, Paramount. So they beat out Netflix and now they have HBO Max and the Food Network and Comedy Central and CNN. - Yeah, at least Game of Thrones is good, no. (laughs) - That's the world-lining thing. - I love your concept. Like, we gotta find a little white pill and everything. - I'm sorry, I couldn't-- I couldn't turn down the opportunity. - I'm so glad the minute I kind of get in shape and games of Game of Thrones is good, the world's gonna fucking explode. - Perfect. - It's Brandon setting a cherry on top of the pile of shit. - Yeah. (laughs) - No, I do think they're legitimately like all jokes aside. I think there are things to be white-pilled about, but there's a lot of shit that needs to get done. There's a lot of things that people need to be aware of and not only that, but take action about, 'cause I mean, for fuck's sake. - Well, the fact that people are waking up to the, I think is the greatest white pill of all time. - Yeah, it turns out everybody actually cares. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, if you're not making billions or have a political position of power, it seems you care. - Yeah. - Hmm. Hmm. - Hmm. - A beautiful episode. (laughs) - I was gonna say, like, sorry for the fucking depressing ass episode, we just recorded, but. - Everything sucks. Get fucked. - It's not everything sucks. - Do you want to go to Roy Cone? - I think, yeah. - You have to go to the airport, I think. - Yeah, we might. - You have a fucking crazy tight connection, or not an action, but Montana, like Idaho, Montana, yeah. - Got to go to the Yellowstone. - Oh, you're. Busy boy. Yeah, I'm a little tired, but we're here. I'll take a nap on the plane. I Don't know Eli's the the time-master are you a part of what were you talking about? Trump's first lawyer Roy Cohn. I mean you got time. You got a gal. He was a mob's for lawyer He represented ton of gangsters with gangsters at the time and said that Trump was his greatest mentee Also touted him as his best friend and the day for mentee mentee like his mentor. Oh, oh, yeah Sorry for recipient of a mentor. Yeah, they're recipients of the mentorship and wait the way that's phrased He was a mentee the last person Trump was the last person talked him before he died He reportedly talked to him on the phone 10 to 20 times a day And this was a guy who literally had Herbert Hoover on Tape committing sexual crimes and had him completely blackmailed sexual crimes. Yeah, like oh Same exact time. He ran a sexual blackmail ring out of his house in New York City. How old was this man? This was like in the seventies, and then he got connected deeper with Trump in the early eighties And he was the one who introduced Trump to Robert Maxwell Herbert Hoover like the 1920s president. No, I'm sorry Yeah, intelligence Hoover. Oh, yeah intelligence. Yeah, where's the dress right and you know Then you get the connection from him. Where's Robert Maxwell and then Robert Maxwell the father of the late Maxwell? All that real real quick. He was a famous cross-dresser. Yeah allegedly who who yes, yeah cross-dresser and Roy Cohen a secret gay relationship, too We actually database. You're fucking shooting me. No, okay. Well, all right. This is I'm learning a lot Yeah, that's different that continue the story and Roy Cohen also deeply connected the estate lauder the actual mom of Ron Lauder at the time super connected to him and He was the best friend of Donald Trump He introduces him to this gangster family of the Robert Maxwell's and then within about five years He's introduced to Galen and Epstein and Robert dies on his yacht in 1991 falling off his boat and drowning by himself About two months after saying the massage needed to give him money because of what he had done for their country He dies six prime minister show up to his funeral and then Galen and Epstein just happened to be running a Sex ring at the same exact time he starts Ending his little Life, that's so crazy. It just seems like an easy thing to look at of the passing of the torch and it's you know Stuff that we're not going to be able to confirm But that's purposeful that yeah, there's a lot of coincidence. There's only everything's a little weird isn't life crazy Life's crazy life's beautiful too because we get the opportunity to still live our lives and grow our lives With all this shit going on we still live in a country where you can still grow We can still physically improve ourselves mentally, you know express ourselves just like this like what we're doing right now It would be illegal in a lot of countries. No, we're loving under fascism right now That is tell by what we talked about you just make sure your homeschool your kids because if you don't homeschool your kids If they go to public school they're reading textbooks that were literally written by Gilein Maxwell's father Robert Maxwell the Gilgenberg press Is that true - yes, that was yeah, 100 percent yep It's 100% sure yeah, I think it was a Gilgerberg press. Yeah, I believe so. I might be getting them. Yeah, they they test textbooks in Texas because of the population and the Rockefellers are the one that created the school system. Yes, sir Yeah, destroy the Department of Education anyway This has been wonderful done get give it back give it back to the states the feds can handle it I'm just like what don't I got we got ankle deep in the weeds Yeah, there's more room because you know There's a room to get deeper I'm like I love this. I'm like what the fuck Let me know when I come come back out to Texas. Yeah, you know, you're right now just Instagram as we were talking in the car Probably should be more YouTube in the future, but perhaps some long form in the future There's a lot as we do you think you could do long form pretty decent. Oh, dude You've been an incredible storyteller this entire time. Thank you, dude No, that means a lot coming from you guys who are like all this is a cool podcast because you're all Visually successful in your niches and then you come together to have these group conversations. I think the viewers really love that and I I found the podcast when you guys invited me to it and then I listen to a few episodes like this is a really cool podcast Because you're all really seasoned in your communication and you come together and you're like just off the cuff with it It's it's kind of cool which episode Yeah, if you appeared into some of your your more or more history stories. No, I love the history side I love the history side more on the economy, but I don't know as much about the the battles and the experience like the one You started with like that's nice I would do the same thing if someone's gonna cut mine off with the katana. Oh for sure History is like he got overlooked is like the whole like helping Japanese Surrender and he was like a case study example of why torture doesn't work Like whenever we're going to get deployed I remember one of the courses was literally on if you are captured what would you do like operational security type stuff You know you're doing this and it might cut your fingers I'm gonna take the wrench and pull back your knuckles. I'm like dog the moment they pull out a plier I'm telling them everything There's nobody's getting my finger in the mail like I'm done I can stuff up. Yeah Well, that's the best that's the best you want to know. I'll make it up right now That's the only argument against torture. I've ever I've ever liked it's like okay Well if you if you catch a capture a guy who was you know actively plotting or did kill American service members I don't give a fuck if he's uncomfortable. I don't give a shit like oh you tell me it doesn't work It's like okay. Well now we're talking like now like okay. They'll actually give us bad intel like okay That makes sense we're like oh, but where's your humanity and like you just fucking set off a car bomb that killed 18 service members Fuck you. I don't care. Right. Yeah drown in gasoline for all I can shit. I'm leaving it to talk about the war that has kicked off And the last two days we didn't even touch on that or I think I think it's over. It's done. It's done. I killed like the main guy and 48 others Oh, no, they said this is going on three to four weeks and and Tehran came out and said that we're not negotiating Even though we claimed that they're ready to talk they came out and said no, we're not talking I love the fact that like they they're they're their state TV started playing like Non-stop like on a loop like where they normally get their news. It was just like music videos of like weapons and like a war chance And everything like that and then we immediately hacked it and just played Donald Trump giving a 10-minute speech saying It's time for the Iranian people to stand up against their government. Yeah, I don't know that they hacked their media. I saw that yesterday It's how you in the worst I mean yeah, hey, you just hey look your government They're dealing with something else right now rise up beeps and I think they're the new leaders came out and said that they're battle literally said they're battling the Epstein class And they when they're describing America's like we're we're battling the Epstein class at this moment. I don't think Several of those leaders in the Middle East have a lot of space to talk super fair. Yeah, when they're talking a lot of evil Miners and just different different. Yeah, because it's like part of their actual community. Oh, yeah That will under I shouldn't continue answer today's episode. Where do they find you? Oh at Zachary loft instagram tick-tock but Instagram is usually dot period Anything I think it's Zachary dot loft somebody already had the name, but they only have like two followers and don't post I've the M them and they they don't respond. See you're good. You're good. Thank you so much. Thank you guys Who fucking close us out? You sound like thank you for joining the unsripe podcast. I was joined day by Eli double tap the Fatal Lick Trishon Zachary false brand new rare myself don't operate. 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  1. Conor shares that nicotine impairs blood flow and oxygen delivery, making it harder to perform at peak during workouts.
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  5. The podcast features humorous and off-topic moments, including a discussion about real estate, government institutions, and lottery games.
  6. A segment on a fictionalized story about a captured WWII pilot falsely claiming knowledge of nuclear bombs highlights the absurdity of misinformation.
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  8. A recurring theme is skepticism toward financial systems, such as the Federal Reserve, and critiques of corporate influence in real estate and politics.

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The podcast features a blend of personal anecdotes, humor, and product promotions. Hosts discuss how nicotine negatively impacts athletic performance by restricting blood flow and oxygen, leading them to endorse nicotine-free Ultra pouches as a better alternative for athletes and active individuals. These pouches are marketed for providing mental clarity, focus, and appetite suppression through natural ingredients.

The conversation shifts to broader topics, including real estate—critiquing the high commissions and influence of realtors—and political systems, such as the Federal Reserve, with hosts questioning the legitimacy and transparency of financial institutions. A satirical story about a WWII pilot falsely claiming knowledge of nuclear weapons is woven in for comedic effect. Throughout, the hosts promote various consumer products, including deodorant, poncho shirts, and mattresses, using the code "unsub" for discounts.

The tone remains lighthearted and irreverent, mixing personal stories with critical commentary on societal structures, while maintaining a strong emphasis on product endorsement through storytelling and humor. The episode concludes with a clear focus on consumer choice and skepticism toward institutional power, framed within a fun and engaging narrative.

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