The Encore with Margo Oshry: Friday, September 25th, 2026
69m 8s
The episode features a special co-hosting appearance by Margot Oshrae, bringing a warm, familiar dynamic to the show. Hosts dive into personal topics, including their sibling bond and busy lives, with Margot sharing candid updates about her new home and plans to visit. Bruno Mars is the centerpiece of a lively, affectionate conversation, where his health and antics are humorously discussed. The team also explores Taylor Swift’s new single "Patient Zero," analyzing its emotional depth and the mixed reactions it’s received, while acknowledging its reflective tone post-wedding. A serious but heartfelt story about Melania Judge’s mental health crisis at the airport is shared, prompting empathy and reflection on family stress. The episode also highlights Dove Cameron’s marriage to Damiano David, celebrated for its authenticity and joy. A major casting news—Sydney Sweeney and Belmont Camelli joining the upcoming *Sleepy Hollow* film—is introduced with intrigue and excitement. Throughout, the hosts maintain a balance of humor, vulnerability, and cultural observations, reinforcing the show’s signature blend of personal connection and pop culture insight. The segment ends on a positive, reflective note, emphasizing sisterhood, shared experiences, and the power of connection in both personal and public life.
♪ Good morning girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing.
Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Friday, you guys. Today is a celebration because it's Friday. We have one of our most popular co-hosts of all time subbing in for Claudia, and we have Bruno in studio. So today is a threefer. Welcome to today's co-host, my little sister, Margot Oshrae.
Hello, everyone. I'm so jealous that you have Bruno. I should have brought Mags, but. You should have. I actually didn't plan to bring Bruno, and I never bring him. This is the first time I've brought him. I can't even remember the last time he was on the show, but as I was driving to work this morning, as I was leaving the house, I saw Zach walking Bruno, and I pulled over, and he was with the boys, so I was like, oh, hi. And then Bruno was just being Bruno, and Zach was like, you want to take him to work? I was like, yeah, I do want to take him to work.
But you didn't want to take his harness off?
No, I didn't take his harness off, and now I can't because I don't want him to get up, but there's been a lot of rumors about Bruno.
Bruno and his health.
Yeah, talk to me. How's he doing? Because I was. He's doing amazing. worried this summer.
He always gives everyone a fright in the Hamptons. The Hamptons do not agree with Bruno. He is the worst, fattest, laziest version of himself, but the moment we got home, he's back to the old Bruno. He's back.
Okay. Are you just saying that to tell yourself that, or like. I look forward to the next time you connect with him.
I look forward to the next time I connect with him as well, because you know he really loves me.
He loves to come in my bed, and I really love Bru, but he makes me upset.
He's a crazy individual, but he's living his best life.
He's a crazy individual.
He is.
It's so true.
Well, you guys, Margo is here, and I didn't want to overhype it, but I meant what I said, because I was saying, Claudia's out today. I was thinking of who I wanted to co-host with me, and who were some of the most popular co-hosts.
I was thinking of who I wanted to co-host when I did Claudia's maternity leave, and Margo's episode, I think the episode was called, like, Sachi Catching Strays, something like that.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, it was Catching Strays.
And it was literally one of the most popular episodes of the maternity leave, and then people were reminding me, like, oh, is it, because I said, it's the most popular host for maternity leave.
They were like, is it Jessie from Secret Lives? Because actually, I do think hers was, like, the most listened to, because it was, like, so. No, fair enough.
So, second most popular co-host.
No, I, like, that's an honor. I'll take, like, top five, because it's, like, you know, I'm not, like, special. Like, I'm your sister. It's not like I, like, have, like, really any major, like, tea to give, so it just means that people just enjoy our banter, and that's lovely.
Yeah, and I think you're one of the closest personalities, like, to a regular episode of The Toast, is what it is.
I was.
You know, because I was ready to go to the studio, bring in a guest, you know, call my peeps in Miami, say, you know, but I was like, wait.
They just want, like, swirly vibes.
They just want swirly vibes.
I'm so happy you're here today.
And I was graced by my sisters.
I'm so happy you're here today, because it's, like, going to be a big Taylor day, and if not Claudia, like, you are the right person to talk to.
100%.
So, given, like, the circumstances, we couldn't have a better co-host. I haven't spoken to you since the Hamptons.
I don't think I've spoken to you, like, on FaceTime. We've, like, texted here. I had texted you asking if you could do the show today, but, like, I haven't spoken to you since the Hamptons.
No, we've recorded Redheads.
That's really bad. And it's, like, of course, it's a two-way street.
Yeah, it is actually a two-way street.
You, if I never call you again, like, you will never call me again.
But if I will never call you again, you will never call me again.
No, I would. I would call you, and you know that. But, like, I also am, like, extremely busy. I moved into a new house.
No, no, no.
I have, like, no problems with you. Like, I totally get it. You have so much going on.
No, no, no. Of course you don't have problems with me. I'm saying I have a problem with you.
But it sounds like you have problems with me. But, like, I'm also so busy, you know?
Like, does it not make you sad that you haven't spoken to your favorite sister at length in a while?
No, it does. But I'm also just thinking about, like, I don't know when I would have had the time.
Because then once I do eventually have the time and I'm in bed, like, I don't want to fucking nap. Like, I just want to lay in bed.
No time to call your sister.
You know.
It's actually, I didn't even realize until right now, and it's been a really crazy month, but it's kind of disgusting and unprecedented how long we haven't, like, had a catch-up for.
So you guys are going to be privates. You are catch-up.
That's true. That's true.
Which is fun for you. And by the way, like, no, there's nothing, like, there's nothing betwixt us negative or anything like that.
Oh, should we start beef?
No, I feel like people are going to hear that. People are going to hear that and think, like, we don't like each other.
No, no, totally. Oh, my God. I kind of love that. Like, yeah, like, people, like, think that, like, the sisters are, like, beefing.
Like, that's, like, tea.
Yeah, that's, like, so Kardashian.
Yeah, totally. It's like, oh, my God, like, Jackie and Margot don't like each other.
Because we're so up each other.
There's buts. Like, there's never been any space for rumors like that.
It's so true.
Because we love each other so much.
Also, not for nothing, like, there is a group chat that's constantly going on.
It's not like we've never been, we're not in communication.
Like, we are constantly talking every day.
It's just in different formats.
And we know, like, if you have an update and I have an update, it's in, like, I know.
But one-to-one, we haven't spoken.
One-on-one. We haven't had a touch base in a while.
We haven't. You should come see me.
Oh, we did. When you called me, actually, you called me about Bruno Mars.
I did.
I did.
We were thinking about going to Bruno Mars.
Like, Bruno Mars has always been performing September, Miami.
Like, we're going.
And then the week before, Margot was like, are we going?
And I was like, no.
And I do wish that we went.
I didn't see one thing from that.
I haven't seen one thing from his tour, come to think of it.
I saw, because someone sent me videos from the show in Miami.
And, like, it looked amazing.
And we should have been there.
But it was the day before Yom Kippur.
It's just a lot.
It's just a lot of time.
And Bruno swallowed a chicken bone.
I have three kids, so.
Bruno swallowed a chicken bone?
Oh, yeah. Have you heard of this?
It was, like, so many times.
How many weeks?
It was, like, two plus weeks ago now.
So, I think we're in the clear.
He swallowed a chicken bone, which is so bad for dogs.
And.
And then what?
Nothing.
Did he, like, poop it out?
Nope.
We kept calm and we carried on.
So, like, in that event, do you take him to the vet or you just, like, pray for the rest?
No.
Unless he's giving me cause.
Unless he's, like, you know, not being yourself.
Making noises.
Yeah.
Or, you know, sometimes we look at him and we're like, there's something wrong with Bruno.
But he was, like, fine.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, there was nothing.
There was nothing.
His birthday's coming up, yeah?
His birthday was in August.
What?
Oh, but you got him in October.
His gotcha day's coming up, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I always associate him with October.
Got it.
Okay.
Oh, that's so cute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so cute.
Well, what's new with you?
I know you just want to talk about Bruno.
What's new with you?
I shouldn't have brought him.
He's a distraction.
What's new with me?
I don't.
Nothing really to share with you publicly online, you know?
Oh, wow.
But you've been too busy to call me, but there's nothing new?
No.
My life is, I just have a busy life, you know?
I just lead a very busy life.
Like, I just have-
What are you doing this weekend?
Things going on.
What am I doing this weekend?
Tonight I have dinner.
Tomorrow, I-
Have you ever been to a restaurant in the city called Estella?
No, but I feel like I've heard of it, but why?
That's where MGK and Dakota Johnson went on their date.
Interesting.
When they went to Taylor Swift's apartment.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't really know hot new places, because I feel like I go to the same three.
Oh, you do?
You don't go to hot new restaurants?
No.
Have you been to Corner Store?
I do.
I have.
I do love Corner Store.
And I did actually go to the new restaurant that they opened, that Corner Store opened
this week, called Cafe Charmin.
It's in the old St. Theo's.
And it was fabulous.
So, maybe I do actually know.
So, what do you think is the best restaurant in the city for someone coming to visit New
York City?
Hillstone.
Okay, but like city specific.
And I agree.
It is Hillstone.
Yeah.
City specific?
Like, what's the cuisine?
Just give me a great restaurant in New York City.
Like, come on.
We got a young New York City young person here.
And it's not a membership club?
No, and it's not a membership club.
Shoot.
Like, I don't know why this is coming to me, but like American Bar.
Okay.
That sounds like a good answer.
I do love American Bar.
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
What?
Are you ready for my next question?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I was going to say, what's new with you?
Oh, that's so sweet of you.
What's new with me?
What isn't new with me, I would say.
It's so true.
I can't wait to see your new house.
I'm so excited.
Are you coming anytime soon?
Do you have plans?
I have Thanksgiving booked.
Okay.
That's good.
I hope that helps you.
That's in forever.
And then I was thinking about maybe coming in October for Levi's birthday.
Okay.
Great.
But I need to see, I have a lot of work travel coming up,
so I need to see how that nets out.
And then if that weekend is available, then I'll come.
Okay, great.
We would love to have you.
Yeah, it's just been like new house things, getting settled,
just like loving the new party vibe.
Do you like change?
Hate.
Hate.
Do you think you'd like change more or less than Claudia?
Claudia hates change.
Claudia hates change too.
No, I know.
I think I handle change better than Claudia,
but I don't know if I like it.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah. You don't like change. Like I love it. You do? I do. That's such a good quality. Like I hate
change. I'm like a creature of habit in like so many aspects of my life. Exciting. That's so
scary. So I just like loving being in a new environment and just all of the newness. That's
crazy. Like to me, I'm just like that. I hear what you're doing and I'm like, holy shit, that's so
much work. Yeah. Well, it was a lot of work, but now the fruits of my labor are paying off. There's
still like stuff, a little like fun projects to do. I would say like the stuff that we have to do
now is like fun, like finding a cute sofa for the bedroom. Right, right, right. Like, so I'm just
taking my sweet time ordering a million fabric samples. So when I come, like I still stay with
you. Yeah. I would love it. I would love it. Yeah. It's up to you. Like we always switch or like
bop around. We bop around. That's really up to you. Okay. Well, I feel like I'll have to, because
I like wouldn't, won't have been there yet. Like Olivia's house. I'm familiar. Right, right, right.
It will be like a fun.
It will be like new and like parched. Do the boys talk about me? Are they like, where's Miss Margo?
You can say no. All the time. All the time. We actually did talk about you this morning.
What'd you say? Would you say I'm going to talk to Miss Margo? You just said that you weren't
going to be here tonight for dinner. For dinner. Correct. I will not be there for dinner. So it's
about the absence of Miss Margo. Oh, classic. I feel like that's always what you're talking
about is the absence of Miss Margo. It's not too late for you to get on a flight.
Make it for dinner. I'm going to make chili. It's just, there's just like no way, but like,
I love you. And that's a really beautiful sentiment. Um, but it's just going to have
to be a no for me at the moment. I'm making chili. I know that's honestly enough to get me there.
I might even make cornbread. Sourdough cornbread. No regular. You made something recently. What was
it? Oh, the CPK tricolore salad. That was an inspired choice. Thank you so much for mentioning
that. Cause I didn't talk about it on the toast. Yes. I, my favorite menu item from California
pizza kitchen is this tricolore salad, which was like an off menu item, but it was a salad on top
of like a cheesy pizza crust. And it was amazing. I don't think I ever ate anything else at CPK
because that was the only thing I ate. I guess I started with like the vegetable lettuce wraps.
And then that was the main, so good. So good. And then like, it started to become like not
available at CPK and now like CPK is nowhere to be found. There's one in Queens. I had a paid brand
deal. Oh.
Love that. So I, I don't know why I had a bite of like a pizza last week that I was like, oh my
God, this crust tastes like CPK pizza crust. And I was like, oh, I should try and make that. So I
did. My first attempt was really good. There are a couple of things that I would do differently
and I would totally make it again. Um, and it totally satisfied the craving. It was so exciting,
but it looks so good. It looks small, but not a lot of people. Oh no, it was huge.
Really? Oh, the photo, it looks small. Oh my God. It was like way too, I didn't even eat all that
crust. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. I have a really big plate. That's why it looks like it fit on a plate,
but I have extra large plates. I understand. Um, so I would highly recommend that. And if you never
had the trichloric pizza at CPK, like, I feel sorry for you too. Like seriously, it was, it was
a sign of the times. It was a couple of people like DM me and they were like, oh my God, this
brings me back. Yeah. Speaking of sign of the times, I went to Harry on Wednesday. Yeah. It
was fabulous actually. Is that the concert that's on your website? Yeah. It's a concert that's on
your story. Yeah. I didn't watch it yet. Um, it's, it was from two days ago, so it's gone.
I just like, I actually remember I was walking through my room, like trying to see what concert
you were at and then something came up and I had to put my phone down. That's what happened to me.
That's totally fair. I was in Harry's house. Harry's house, but not Harry's house. No,
no, no. This is Harry's house. This is together, together. So Harry Styles could come on namesake.
Harry Styles could come on namesake. That's true. What do you think about my podcast idea?
Namesake. I think it's so smart. And also I feel like it comes up a lot like where,
like there's a lot of people who was it recently that you replied to my story. You were like,
Charlie Puth. Oh, Charlie Puth. Yes. Yeah. Charlie Puth. He's not Charlie Puth. He's
Charlie Puth when he comes on namesake. Charlie. Yeah, literally. That's the thing
too is that any like Harry's going to be like, oh, hi Har. Harsh. Harsh. Do you watch Dancing
with the Stars? So no, but like I'm informed and I watched the clips and like I may as well.
Do you know what I mean?
As long as you're informed.
I'm informed. Like I have one of my friends who's like is a psychotic
Dancing with the Stars fan and like keeps me up to date on every single thing. So I do know
what is going on. What are you watching?
I'm so glad you asked because I've been watching like so much TV recently.
Lioness. Have you heard of it? I heard about it. Everyone's talking about it.
So good. So good. I watched that new Emmy Rossum show Furious.
Oh, hate. Like seriously, what I tell you,
I hated that show and I didn't even realize how much I hated the show as I was watching. But now
that I've finished it and I've been sitting with it, I'm like thinking about how much I hated that
show and I'm upset that I wasted so much time on it. And also I went from Lioness to Furious and
the production budget on Lioness versus Furious was so much higher that it made Furious not enjoyable
to watch. And then I just started The Diplomat. Okay. Yeah. I'm in like a weird like era of shows
at the moment. You've been hanging out with Olivia.
No, I'm like on such an Olivia vibe. Yeah. Yeah. No, I started to watch like a Harlan Coben one
because she loves them like. Oh, wow. Okay. Maybe you should stay at Olivia's when you come down.
So you guys could have like movie night. Yeah, it's so true. We do love a movie night when I
stay there. Harlan Coben. Harlan Coben. And I don't know the worst part. Do you want to know
the worst part? Is that I started the show to watch it and I realized I've already seen it.
That is so Olivia. I know. Yeah. Fool me once or whatever.
So yeah, that's what I've been watching. But yeah, no, I'm not not like reality TV stuff, you know?
Yeah, that's all I watch. I know. And then like you asked me to explain reality TV stuff like you
were so interested to be informed on Let's Marry Hairs. I like didn't understand as like someone
who was really not informed as an outsider and seeing some stuff online. Sometimes I was so
confused. So I went to my sister and I explained it and she and she sent me voice notes and she
explained it well. That was a crazy time. Let's Marry Hairs.
Weird. Basis for a show. Yeah, it didn't have to be Mary. Like they didn't. It could have. No,
it could have just been a dating show. No, we're ended in engagement and you're going to marry.
Yeah, of course. And but he's with he's still currently with the other one. The girl that he
met on his honeymoon, allegedly. Oh, I thought it was someone from the show, but just not her.
No, not from the show. We don't know who it is, at least not in my to my knowledge.
It's not public. I don't think so.
Interesting. Maybe people have figured it out, but I don't know.
And like, remind me, are you like a fan of Harry Jowsey?
So I was and I am. But the show was not good for his image, I would say. And if his image was
starting to be like rehabilitated before the show and in the early episodes of the show where it's
like he's so serious and he wants to get married and he lost his dad and it's making him realize
he wants kids and a family. And then like that's just not how it wound up. Right. So it's kind of
it was like hard to root for him. I understand. That's totally fair. Yeah. So it's complicated,
like for us, Harry fans. It's it sounds complicated. I feel I feel sorry for you
guys that you have to take on that burden. It's OK. We're a small but mighty group.
Literally. OK, let's get into the stories. Do you think I really want to talk about Taylor's
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Okay, first story.
Taylor Swift sings about escaping a toxic relationship as she drops her new single,
Patient Zero.
So as we discussed, she put out four new songs from her encore album of The Life of a Showgirl.
So The Life of the Showgirl, the encore came out today.
Four new songs.
We have Patient Zero, Cleveland, Pink Clouding, and Babylon.
We will go one by one, starting with Patient Zero.
And the music video came out.
No, no.
It comes out at the VMAs on Sunday.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, no.
I was like, oh, I didn't watch the music video and do all my homework.
Thank God.
Okay, I did all my homework.
Professor, I did the reading.
Thank God.
Patient Zero is the lead single from the encore of The Life of a Showgirl, the encore.
What do you think?
Okay, so Patient Zero in particular is like growing on me as I listen more.
However, I don't know.
I'm having a hard time.
I'm not going to lie.
Cleveland, I have to say, like, I love.
Okay, so you know what?
Let's start.
Let's look at the four as a whole.
And let's start with the positives.
I don't want to start with Patient Zero.
Yeah.
Because it's not positive.
I would like to start with Cleveland.
Even though Discourse Online is like that people are hating Cleveland.
Like, I'm getting DMs being mad at me that I like Cleveland.
And I'm like, well, I like it.
Okay, so I like Cleveland.
Well, actually, we have to talk about Patient Zero because we have to talk about what the song's about.
Patient Zero is about, like.
You know, someone.
Her ex is now ex calls her and is like, you know, he did.
Did this happen to you?
Yeah.
And like bonding with your ex's ass.
And like, you know, I know because I was patient zero.
And I'm like, really?
You just got married and your first song after your wedding is about some toxic ex relationship
that whoever it is, it's certainly been played out a million times over.
Like, that's really what we're leading with after like this joyous occasion.
I know.
Like, I want to like, I want you like what I want from her is.
The similar vibe, but completely opposite sentiment of, you know, that song Stop the Wedding.
Yeah.
And it's like fun and whatever.
Like, I want that song, but the happy version from Taylor post wedding.
That's what I want.
Yeah.
Or even like, where's my husband?
But like that, here's my husband.
Similar, literally similar, similar, similar vibes.
I love that.
First of all, because it's really these, you know, I really hate to go down this path because
I don't agree with it, but it's really starting to like beg the question can like happy people
in love.
Make it music.
Make good art.
Okay.
Can I say like Luke Combs makes good art?
Well, damn.
And like, he doesn't have any like tumultuous, whatever.
He's in a happy, loving relationship and he has like such banger songs about being in
love.
So many banger songs about like how much he loves his wife.
Yeah.
And so.
Great point.
Yeah.
So I do think it's.
Great point.
Possible.
So back to the positive.
So I heard patient zero and I was honestly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I have the same reaction.
I heard Cleveland and I was happy.
Me too.
Because we got a song about her present relationship and it's obviously about Travis and she's
like so happy and like boistful, boastful.
And, but I do like that a lot of it is like satire.
Like some of the lines are just like her like poking fun of like at herself, but also at
like whatever I'm saying about her.
It's like someone said it's like she has.
There's she, one of the lyrics I think is like, she has so much money.
Why does she dress like trash?
And like, that's what people say.
And it's like, she like put that in the song.
Like, I think that's what people say, which is actually a great reference because I feel
the complete opposite.
Like, are you like, it's this happy song about like how much her man loves her, even though
everybody thinks she's a loser.
And it's like, really?
The majority of people don't think that.
And the whole world was rooting for your relationship and the whole world was obsessed with your
relationship.
And like, maybe some nasty people were saying some nasty things or even like, maybe like,
1% of the discourse was like remotely negative being like, why is he with her?
But also, why is she with him?
Where's the song about why is she with him?
And like, you're, you're giving your haters like so much validation in your song when
literally no couple on earth has ever been more championed and loved and excited for
than the two of them.
No, I agree.
And also there in the bridge, there's one part where she's like, you just have to find
someone who doesn't find you completely insufferable.
And it's like, well, that's funny.
Like, that's sad.
Yeah.
You know, but is that what she thinks about herself?
Is that she's insufferable?
Yeah.
So the, the, the chorus is really cute because it's like something we can all agree on.
My baby likes what he likes.
He already took me to Cleveland and showed me the heights.
So hate all you like.
This is the love of my life.
So like, I love that.
I love that.
But then all of the verses are like, she's not as hot as she was, but she was only a
four.
She was never a girl's girl.
She's dressed like a whore.
And then it's supposed to be whore, but she doesn't say it.
And with all of a sudden she doesn't curse anymore, which I love that.
Thank you.
I don't have to listen to the clean version.
And with all that money, she, why she dressed like trash when she smiles, it's annoying.
And you have, you've seen her.
And it's supposed to be ass.
I feel like people have said that though.
I will give her that.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
You know, and definitely like the, the worst people have said some of these things.
I know.
And it's like, like to your point, that's like, that's like 3% of the world.
Like, let's talk about the 97%.
Yeah.
Like, what was it like to be in a relationship that the entire world was completely obsessed
with?
Like you literally change the sport of football and it worked out.
Yeah.
yeah so and it also reminds me of shaking off i say out too late kind of in my brain like that's
the people like just all just like so true she's obsessed with what the mean things people say
about her i know but i'm sure people say mean things about you so sure like right about yeah
but what about like all of the great things like you are seriously the most famous person on earth
and the most famous couple on earth beloved beloved billionaire but other than that i liked
like the beat of that song and it felt better to me agreed then we have pink clouding which
i which just felt like like mishmash like like yeah sonically like something i've heard before
and not in a good or bad way like it's not sticking with me like i can't place it and
the lyrics like met the magenta sunrise future forever intertwined through the rosewood on the
fire neither of us knew at the time that i was a liar like i don't know what it's about
you
i don't i just feel like it's words i saw something that it's like i saw something that was like
patient zero is about um like not being in a toxic relationship cleveland is about what it's like to
be in a healthy relationship uh pink clouding is about like recognizing that you hurt people
and babylon is about i don't remember but it was like like the closing of a story i don't know
yeah i had
something like babylon was about like knowing that you're never gonna be like heartbroken like
that again oh yeah of like that you're married and it's a it's done and like that's the encore
yeah i loved babylon now i am like i am privy to love anything like call about on or about
babel and tower of babel and babylon um but i also really just liked it uh i didn't i didn't
listen closely to know what it's about yeah i also just like the beat like the open the
intros just like got me hooked yeah it was nice and pretty and it sounds like one of her songs i
just can't place what it is yeah but here's what i'll say is obviously i'm happy to get new taylor
always and forever i really really just want debut taylor's version like that's what i want right now
personally and i need that to happen i want the love songs travis's version right i want debut
taylor's version
with like her vault songs now also people are saying people i saw one thing that
patience of course it's like who is this about i don't think it's about joe alwyn because he
hasn't had like a breakup neither has maddie since like all everything happened um people are saying
joe jonas and sophie turner i was thinking joe jonas and sophie turner or dakota johnson and also
dakota's in the music video johnson and humst like well so here's the thing uh and obviously like i
have to believe it but taylor like called into a radio interview and she was saying that um this
morning yeah or it was yeah this morning and she was saying that she was like sitting with a group
of friends and like one of the friends was like oh this person just called me because like they
broke up with xyz um and like wanted to talk about it and then like everybody else was like oh my god
that's happened to me like blah blah blah and so then she was like oh that's like and i got a good
idea for a song maybe she's just saying that and it's a cover to not be about people specifically
um but i she's saying that's a cover to not be about people specifically um but i she's saying
that she uh got inspiration from those around her i love that i feel like that was a lot of folk more
and ever more i think that's what a lot of artists do when like maybe things are quiet in their
personal life and but you don't do that under the framework of the life of a showgirl which is the
life of you you agree so that would be under you know like carrie underwood really like storyteller
and it was like you know about jenny yeah we weren't thinking that's carrie she's just telling
like this story of jenny all that money could never save jenny
from the devil living in his eye so it could be done i'm fine with that but like everything with
taylor is so personal the life of a showgirl is literally her telling us this is her life
as she experienced it while she was in her showgirl era so you can't now say oh it's about
my friend and also so she was sitting around with her friends is that the trip she went on with
shell bag and max when she no she said she wrote she said her shell bag and max
shell back shell back and max who could come on namesake
um yes they they wanted to celebrate the the amazing success of t loa so they went on a trip
to sweden and they were just there to celebrate but of course there was a studio and there are
songwriters so they fell into a couple songwriting and that's what the encore is i you didn't read
that caption i did sorry i just like didn't i wasn't thinking like girls trip when i was reading
that like i think it came from like her bachelorette party or something got it but again i think that's
a crazy like what you are going to put what she puts out at any given moment we are all reading
into will be speculated for your first song after you get married to be oh it was just like a random
funny thought we had badass patient zero like everything with you is so intentional no i
obviously agree but also and then dakota johnson though recently has been doing the sophie turner
of like going to taylor swift's apartment right after she broke up with role model and like you
know taylor's like been taking care of her but no but that wouldn't be like the common x either yeah
they don't have the common x but it also she's kind of role model margaret they gave for two
minutes it would maybe be chris martin i like loved dakota johnson and role model like it
made so much sense to me but i think the like the real x is chris martin yeah of course but like
they broke up so long ago at this point and also like for you want to put out these four songs like
fine what would take but like again for patient zero to be the single when it's so
clearly right but we all know that she chooses the worst songs as her singles why i started
thinking about that today why i don't know like i seriously don't know it doesn't make any sense
to me like especially on her other albums when it's like so crystal clear like what the song
should have been like lover cruel summer are you fucking kidding me like hello anti-hero
yeah
no midnight's yeah that was bad
shake it off i mean i know but i you know i love shaking yeah i know i know you are a shake it off
apologist it's true hey play play play play do the boys know that do the boys know shake it off
yet um it's come on a couple times because it's like sometimes i'll put it on if i'm like trying
to get like a fun song in for mama but they don't even know it i feel like i could see
them taking to it yeah also it's on the sing soundtrack so i think if your kids like sing
then they they'll like like shake it off but they've never seen sing but maybe it's time
oh my god uh they would love it yeah that's a good one that is such a good movie so that's the new
encore um i'm curious i feel like a lot's gonna come out of the vmas like i just feel like it's
gonna be like a buzzy vma is the vibe i'm getting like
with taylor um and just like i feel like other things i've just been seeing is like it's
just gonna be like stuff's going on okay so i don't know yeah i wonder like what the
like people think sound off in the comments like on your thoughts of encore yeah all i've been
seeing is just hate for cleveland so far it's misdirected it's misdirected at patient zero
fired at patient zero okay are you ready for our next
story i am this is a crazy very sad story melania judice had quote suicidal thoughts and mental
breakdown during an airport clash with her mom and her sister so um a video was shared yesterday
of melania judice at the airport with her mom theresa judice real hazards of new jersey and
her sister gia um police were called and it was said that she was having suicidal thoughts and
a mental breakdown when she had a heated encounter with her mom and her sister at tampa international
airport in florida on wednesday page six can exclusively confirm cops were alerted that
multiple females need police asap and that she got away that she was separated from a counselor
who was also on the scene according to an incident report obtained by page six she was last she was
last seen 30 minutes before her mom saw her run away about 10 minutes later she was located and
escorted by police to her gate then shortly a video went up on social media that was then
taken down of melania like filming
her mom and her sister um like yelling at them and theresa just being like i love you i love you
i love you and melania being like shut the fuck up um she was yelling at her mom like this is what
we do now this is what i do now because i guess because like the police were there so it was just
a bit of an altercation at the airport yeah it's very sad well you know that melania's best friend
just died right so i wonder if that's like playing into like her sort of mental and emotional state
yeah she's also been in a mental state for a long time and she's been in a mental state for a long time
and she's been going through just a bad period because even before that she was arrested for
domestic assault she punched someone the report had the initials lr which could be anyone but also
could be theresa's new husband's name is luis relis and his son is luis relis jr i believe so
it's like i think perhaps someone in the family interesting so this is just like it's a string of
like troubled behavior
troubled behavior how old is she she is 20 oh oh my god i don't know why she thought i thought she
was like 15
no she's 20 well because we've seen her grow up right right that's really sad like I I feel bad
for them and I have to say like I actually met Gia and she's like lovely at like and lovely and
like seems like very like good head on her shoulders I was like actually kind of taken
aback by it yes I think that's always been people's impression of her I think she like grew
up fast and young she's very mature and now she's on next gen and she has her podcast and she's
really doing well for herself and I would say good head on her shoulders is a good way to describe
her especially considering everything I don't do you no are you next gen I feel like I'm not next
gen I feel like you don't watch housewives yeah you would watch next gen no I feel like if I were
to watch a show it would be like summer house but I don't and I won't yeah you know you don't like
reality tv I don't think I like reality tv
so crazy like I still haven't even finished and I actually was really enjoying it but I just
earl meets world I know like I just like haven't finished it like how did you not finish it
because I saw like what's worth seeing like online and so then I'm like okay I don't need
to like spend my time watching wow I know I've been meaning to I I will but like even like
secret lives of mormon wives like I don't think I ever finished the second season
yeah I can I understand why like you don't watch that I feel like that's not your vibe but like
Alex Earl is so your vibe no I know and I do love her and I do love reality so yeah um so
this is very sad I feel very bad for Teresa I feel like she's handling it like as best as you
can I know she can't catch a break yeah no this is just like this is very very sad
very sad prayers yeah I hope she gets the help that she needs I agree our next story is just so
interesting that it came out today because I would never pick it if Claudia were here but I
came out today okay I have to pick it because you are here because Dove Cameron got married
to her man who I didn't know she had a man and that this is her man main skin front man Damiano
David okay I have so many things to say one there's a story that I keep waiting for you to
bring up and I'm really just so curious to see if you picked it but I'm not gonna say until we're
done and if you don't I'm gonna be so confused wait you have okay after this story you're gonna
say it okay fine um I did see that I didn't know that it was the front man to main skin do people
know that like you and I have like lore with if you've been around for a really long time you do
if you've been watching the show since the beginning but if you're like sort of new here Margo and I
know that you've been watching the show since the beginning but if you're like sort of new here
Margo and I know that you've been watching the show since the beginning but if you're like sort
of new here Margo and I know that you've been watching the show since the beginning but if you're
like sort of new here Margo and I know that you've been watching the show since the beginning but if
you're like sort of new here Margo and I know that you've been watching the show since the beginning
no one has ever loved it more or seen it as many times as we have like the well it's because it's
Kenny Ortega uh-huh and one and two were so good three was not good but every every like trilogy
has a flop yeah so we had inadvertently love Dove Cameron love Dove Cameron like we have kept up
with her in every relationship and we have kept up with her in every relationship and we have kept up
with her in every like it's not been a smooth ride no she has she has had troubles yeah and
she's gone through like a lot of different eras and like figuring out like you know who she is
post Disney and all of that um she's had a couple different relationships she actually always dates
like interesting people even if at the time I don't know if always at the time I don't know
them I don't know them yeah and then I'm like oh like Thomas Doherty from he was in Descendants
but then he's also in Gossip Girl he was in Tell Me Lies oh right he was the good one Leo
Leo from Tell Me Lies that's who she's wow good memory like I would never remember that um yeah
no and yeah I'm happy for her that she's married like I was not obsessed with her look so they
wore like matching suits they got married in Italy so it wasn't you know gonna be why everyone
gets married Hayley Page why everyone gets married she's also like she's alternative
yeah okay so say that like them getting married in Italy isn't reason to not
wear a fucking dress yeah well they wore matching suits but she looks beautiful I mean she's like
really one of the most beautiful people on the planet so she's unbelievably gorgeous how could
she be bad but first of all main skin like Eurovision they won Eurovision do you know that
yeah and Damiano David I actually know who that is because I've been listening to like one of his
songs is on like I identified that I liked it and it's on my like song so I see his name like every
day in my car the first time do you know it I would maybe have to hear it I love it do you know
was like seriously a band from like the 80s I know I don't know why oh because they were like new and
young I think it's because they did a cover cover of like begging begging begging which is an old
song so then when they redid it you probably just thought they were the ones who sang it
originally saying it yeah but yeah I'm pretty sure main skin is from Eurovision
I think I know that like I'm I'm I'm 99 sure but let me just I mean I feel like you're probably
right yeah uh and they sing zt ebroni yeah they won in the Netherlands in 2021 wow okay and like
fairly recently yeah well I am I didn't know he was dating Dove and I didn't know that they got
married so I'm so glad they got married today when you're here so we can talk about it no me neither
um I'm so happy for her like I feel like she like found her peace and I feel like that's all she's
yeah I think also things like perception of her shifted a lot when she did armchair expert a few
years ago yeah and she's so smart and well-spoken well-spoken and she has a crazy story and I think
like people got to know her who didn't know her and those of us who didn't know her like saw her
in a different light and she's obviously like very mature and very like ready and not you know
just the Disney girl that that everyone knew and loved no I agree yeah to Mazel Tov
to the Mazel to the happy couple to the Davids to the Davids okay what's the story you thought
I was going to choose Sydney Sweeney and Belmont Camelli okay that is the next story thank god I
really I'm actually bummed that it's the next story because I thought there was like something
huge that I was missing oh no and honestly this was sort of a last minute addition we don't always
like talk about casting news but because like you're Belmont Camelli spokesperson and this
sounds really good and it's Friday it did make the cut yeah off-campus star Belmont Camelli joined
Sydney Sweeney in Sony's Hollow so Sony Pictures looks to have found its Brom Bones for its upcoming
Sleepy Hollow movie sources tell Deadline that Belmont Camelli is set to join Sydney Sweeney in
the studio's adaptation of Hollow the project based on filmmaker Lindsay Anderson Beer's forthcoming
debut novel okay so the book hasn't come out yet no is that interesting uh she's also attached to
direct as well as adapt her novel which will be published by Putnam in fall 2027 the novel sold to
be competitive and will be globally translated at launch why is this already being adapted to a movie
and also why is it already like known to be like a game like why is there a huge bidding war on an
author's first book I don't know and also I'm confused on if there's a script like why do you
have to release a book if the book isn't already out no no I'm beyond confused we're gonna have
to do some investigating okay okay like there nothing will ever like be more hyped than this
no I know she's a filmmaker okay so she wrote the Netflix film Sierra Burgess is a loser
as well as Pet Cemetery and Chaos Walking don't know those
yes she founded a production company with two other people who announced that it's going to
help produce the new adaptation of Lord of the Flies but like still that doesn't that doesn't
really explain like all the buzz should I ask chat I don't know so the novel is a reimagining
of the Legend of Sleepy Hollow told through the perspective of Katrina Katerina Van Tassel played
by Sydney Sweeney reframing one of literature's most iconic heroines positions her as not only
a romantic prize but essential figure and dangerous mystery and seductive supernatural love triangle
triangle the story blends gothic atmosphere psychological intrigue and erotic thriller elements
to the concept reinvention of the classic tale okay what's the Legend of Sleepy Hollow you've never
heard of Sleepy Hollow like I've heard of it but also I've also heard of like Stars Hollow what's
the one from Gilmore Girls Stars Hollow is Gilmore yeah is it yes it starts right I think so I never
watched Gilmore Girls what's Gilmore Girls Hollow Stars Hollow Gilmore Girls yeah no you're right it's
a fictional town in Connecticut featured in the television series of Gilmore Girls okay so that's
the only hollow I know yes Sleepy Hollow no I've I don't know what it's about but I've always heard
of Sleepy Hollow like as yeah it's like a Tim Burton thing okay this is sounding worse and worse
I and it's a gothic atmosphere starring Sydney Sweeney and Belmont camelli I want to see them
in full color uh yeah yeah living color I do think that this is like supposed to be kind of like
mystery vibes like I don't think it's supposed to be like
um her movie with glenn powell what was it called yeah that's what i was thinking too
oh yeah no i don't think it's i don't think it's also good because no like that one got
just such a bad rap i never saw it but it also it didn't wasn't even compelling for me to see
because it is so obvious you know yeah but i'm just like so intrigued by sydney sweeney's
collecting these off-campus men like infinity stones because she's she cast steven calen dean
for the housemaid right yeah and so like that's kind of crazy that is crazy i didn't realize that
i love i love that no i mean i love that but he's just he's not the main guy he's um like her
boyfriend for in the sequel for housemaid secret yeah yeah which i love that for him yeah okay so
how do you feel about them him her and belmont in sleepy hollow i mean i'm obsessed like i like
i love sydney sweeney and like we all know like i'm
belmont camille's biggest fan so like why not like do you see tyler cameron's dance to dancing
with the stars of course i did i mean i did you approve um as the president of the belmont camille
um yeah i approved i thought it's a good idea i think like by sharna or whatever to like do that
and like play into that like i think that that was chicks in the office idea was it yeah i saw
them talking about it because they were there did you see them dancing like in the no you probably
did it
because you don't watch so you're not entirely informed i'm not entirely informed but they were
there with as like tyler's friends and family and and in the package dance yeah no in the dance he
like goes and dances in front of like his little family section yeah because it's like girls you
know yeah yeah um and then they were talking on their podcast how like they had this idea for him
oh oh it's that was a really good idea like amazing idea amazing idea like i love that
because it's like it's not at the point where it's too
overdone yet it's definitely like gonna get there but like no it's not there were two things like
and that's what i said to claudia like when he danced in the show i had already known i had
already seen the video from the kid laurie concert i saw that video first yeah and i thought okay i
hadn't seen off campus but i saw the video yeah i saw like everyone posting it and i thought it was
cool actually even though claudia hated it like i had no issue with it he's obviously recreating his
viral dance from his show and when i finally watched the show i didn't even realize that was
the moment because in the
show it's quite literally 0.7 seconds no it's nothing happened he didn't even do like a good
job in the dance off for drunk shakespeare so like how did that get picked up um because like people
are obsessed so like they'll find like anything they can and then when they do like slow it down
and like duplicate it like into a fan edit like it's really great okay when they're doing it like
that yeah when you're doing it like that like you obviously get consumed by it and like the man just
like we have like just that one then the one at the concert and then tyler cameron like there's i don't
think it's overdone no i don't think it's overdone at all just let him dance yeah let the boy dance
maybe he'll be dancing in hollow or maybe he'll be dancing sooner than you think wink wait i'm
dancing with the stars no no dancing with the satchies no would you ever do dancing with the
stars for sure but i think i would be like sarah jameson i would be like sarah jameson i would be
like i would get like i would get kicked off on the first night because like i'm a nepo sister and
like nobody would care about me but like i would totally do it perfect comparison except if you
danced really well they actually you couldn't go home really night one because your score would
like carry you through maybe maybe but i don't dance i don't know like no like i just know how
to go like you know like we actually don't need you to go into the stars because like we've seen
it already yeah like just go to my instagram like that's usually what it is i'm cracking this ad
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our fifth and final story? I am. It's a little, I guess, lifestyle news because Barbie is getting
some.
Backlash. I want to get your thoughts. Have you seen this? I have. I just saw it this morning. I
have. First ever Hanukkah Barbie sparks both outrage and excitement with her look, which
includes a different nose than the other Barbies. You know, some saying a bigger nose. So this week
Mattel debuted its first official Hanukkah doll as part of the Legacy Toy Brands Holiday Sweaters
Collection. The $28 toy is part of the company's upcoming holiday sweater collection, which includes
two other toy brands. The $28 toy is part of the company's upcoming holiday sweater collection,
which includes two other Barbies, one who's blonde, one who is black. They're dressed in red and green
Christmas sweaters that light up when you press a hidden button. They, you know, have Barbie's hair
and shiny lips. The Hanukkah Barbie is a little different. Okay, like, wait, first there is her
outfit. She's wearing a blue sweater with a giant menorah, baby blue dreidels and tiny snowflakes
along with blue stars of David. She's also wearing a blue sweater with a giant menorah.
What appears to be Uggs. And, um, she's got a schnoz. Okay, am I blind? Like, Jackie, I didn't see
anything wrong with her nose. Like, it wasn't that big. So here's what I will say. They obviously
tweaked the nose because Barbie, like the other Barbie noses have all the same noses. No, it's
like Barbie noses are like teeny tiny. Yeah. This one is different. This wasn't like a schnoz. Like,
if you just showed me the doll and didn't say they, like, enlarge the nose,
or anything like, and you just showed me this Hanukkah doll. I, first of all, she's beautiful.
She's gorgeous. I kind of, like, she kind of looks like me. It's like representation. And I do think
she looks like a beautiful Jewish girl. And so like, before all of this, if you just showed me
they were making a Hanukkah doll, you guys, anti-Semitism is so fucking bad. We don't need
to look for shit like this. I think the words you are looking for are thank you. We're always
fighting for inclusion. We just like want to be part of it. And like, I don't think that they did
this in a way to be a part of it. I don't think that they did this in a way to be a part of it.
I don't think that they did this in a way to be anti-Semitic. I really don't like it's fucking
Barbie. And so I have no problem with this. Honestly, the bigger issue is that like, I feel
like, like, I'm not obsessed with like her outfit. I don't like any of their outfits. That's what
Christmas and holiday sweaters are. They're ugly. There's ugly Christmas sweater. Fine. That's so
true. Yeah, no, guys, I have no problem with this. And like, again, it's not like it's a crazy schnoz
that it's like offensive. It's not like a hook nose, like Macklemore wore. Literally, exactly.
It's just it looks like a regular nose to me. Like, yeah, I think I mean, they definitely like
side by side, but like I wasn't doing that. They definitely stepped into some stuff like trying to
like, you know, get into like features and whatnot. And they could have just like done
the same face and the sweater. But they like try to be authentic. I don't know. They're like damned
if they do damned if they don't. I'm just happy that there's a Hanukkah party. She's beautiful.
And I really hope that this doesn't like hinder them from like doing more. Yeah, I think everybody
down I can give you a list of things to go be offended about instead but the only other thing
I'll say is that Barbie is Jewish the founder of Barbie Ruth Handler is Jewish um and I think she
like made the dolls like it was for her daughter so why you gotta make Barbie Jewish if she's
already Jewish you know what I mean like why'd you have to change her face if the original bar
if that face is the original yeah it's that's an original so I actually that sort of bothers
me more because now you're saying oh Barbie was never Jewish and here is a Jewish Barbie
that's erasure that's erasure now we're getting into erasure and now we're getting to erasure
which I find disgusting yeah which like okay I've never mind like you're wrong for me like
you're telling the wrong story because right Barbie is Jewish Jewish um but no other than
that like she this is beautiful and if she were like really ugly
and busted oh my god if she if she looks like the face that Macklemore did like the that Jew face
like then that's that's what we're acting like it is and it's it's quite literally not it's it's
not at all so I think it's really cute and thank you so much for including us in your holiday
collection and we're just happy to be here and that's all really um I wish Claudia were here
today like just to I want to know what she thinks about this you can ask her on Monday yeah hopefully
yeah well those were the fast tie stories and I feel as though you needed to know them
uh for sure we definitely needed to discuss them now it is time for queenie and weenie of the week
miss Margo do you have a queenie and weenie for us I have a queenie I don't really know if I have
a weenie even though like I feel like everyone's just constantly being a constant weenie at all
times the problem is they're like worse than weenies so yeah yeah just a weenie like just
like a weenie weird thing somebody did this week like yeah I've just been like
struggling with that everyone who listens knows how to struggle with like calling somebody a weenie
yeah yeah because like people did far worse things but they're actually too bad yeah like
weenie's supposed to be funny and then it's like if you get all serious it's like that's like you've
missed the point um from a weenie perspective I have to think about that but I have my queenie
and like I'm really like I feel like it's a really good one okay who's your queenie
Lily Reinhart I don't know if you guys have spoken about her on the show this week but
have you like been seeing her press tour looks I saw one of them that was president's daughter
yeah she and then I saw a headline that she's like making iconic rom-com looks like her press
tour looks and she's fucking eating down yo like she is crushing did you read the love hypothesis
you did oh I did um I'm very excited for the movie I feel like it's gonna be really good
but on this press tour she's been uh recreating these like iconic moments and she's been doing
such a good job she looks like so unbelievably pargy like in she just looks amazing right now
like her looks have been so gorgeous and like I've just been eating it up and it's really just
like in my opinion queenie behavior that's beautiful yeah my queenie will be Claudia
for announcing oh yeah that's sweet pregnancy and you know how how hard she's been working
that's really sweet to make it through Jackie that's beautiful thank you I mean it could always
be us I mean it could always be us but I think it's really sweet to make it through
that's what's the actual hard part about queenie and weenies like we're the queenies I know but
like you can't say that all the time no you can't say it all the time um and you're the queenie for
joining me today thank you for having me you know I love to be here yeah no this was so fun I needed
a hit of satchy I hit a satchy like you know I just need to just get on the plane Margo just
get on a plane do you want to book it if I book it will you come if I build it what if you like
show up for dinner and nobody knows that you're coming it's not too late
it's not too late nobody's gonna listen to this I know I already thought about that um
nobody in our family is gonna listen no literally like we could say the craziest shit
and like nobody's gonna listen to it certainly not till the bitter end like you don't listen
to me and Claudia when we do no no no and I'm not offended that nobody and honestly we don't
want them to listen to it no I only listen to it when one of my moles tells me that you guys
are talking shit about me yeah yeah I love that yeah it's a great way to get more listeners
we need you yeah um okay I'll book your flight we love you so much we will see you on Monday
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Margot Oshrae joins as a co-host for a special episode, marking her first appearance since a previous maternity leave episode.
Bruno Mars is the topic of conversation, with updates on his health, a recent chicken bone incident, and his playful, chaotic personality.
The hosts share personal updates, including busy lives, new homes, and plans for future visits, emphasizing their close but distant sibling relationship.
The team discusses Taylor Swift’s new single "Patient Zero" and its context as a post-wedding release, noting mixed reactions but appreciating its themes of emotional honesty and personal growth.
A surprising story about Melania Judge’s mental health crisis at the airport sparks emotional discussion, highlighting family dynamics and mental well-being.
Dove Cameron’s marriage to Damiano David is shared as a joyful milestone, with the hosts noting the couple’s unique style and the significance of their relationship.
A casting news update reveals Sydney Sweeney and Belmont Camelli joining Sony’s *Sleepy Hollow* film, generating excitement and speculation over the gothic, mysterious tone.
The episode balances personal stories, pop culture, and light-hearted banter, showcasing the hosts’ deep-rooted connection and humor.
Summary:
The episode features a special co-hosting appearance by Margot Oshrae, bringing a warm, familiar dynamic to the show. Hosts dive into personal topics, including their sibling bond and busy lives, with Margot sharing candid updates about her new home and plans to visit. Bruno Mars is the centerpiece of a lively, affectionate conversation, where his health and antics are humorously discussed.
The team also explores Taylor Swift’s new single "Patient Zero," analyzing its emotional depth and the mixed reactions it’s received, while acknowledging its reflective tone post-wedding. A serious but heartfelt story about Melania Judge’s mental health crisis at the airport is shared, prompting empathy and reflection on family stress. The episode also highlights Dove Cameron’s marriage to Damiano David, celebrated for its authenticity and joy.
A major casting news—Sydney Sweeney and Belmont Camelli joining the upcoming *Sleepy Hollow* film—is introduced with intrigue and excitement. Throughout, the hosts maintain a balance of humor, vulnerability, and cultural observations, reinforcing the show’s signature blend of personal connection and pop culture insight. The segment ends on a positive, reflective note, emphasizing sisterhood, shared experiences, and the power of connection in both personal and public life.
FAQs
The latest single is 'Patient Zero,' the lead from her encore album 'The Life of a Showgirl.' It explores a toxic ex relationship, contrasting with her previous song 'Stop the Wedding' which celebrated a happy marriage.
Cleveland celebrates Taylor's happy relationship with Travis Kelce, featuring playful satire and self-aware humor about her public image and being perceived as 'a loser' by critics.
Margot admits they haven't had a direct conversation in a while, but emphasizes that there's no negative tension, only busy schedules and a lack of time for one-on-one catch-ups.
Bruno swallowed a chicken bone, which is dangerous for dogs, but the family remained calm and did not take him to the vet, as he appeared healthy and back to his usual self.
She enjoys Corner Store and its new restaurant, Cafe Charmin, and recommends Hillstone as a great city-specific restaurant for visitors.
No, there is no real tension; they joke about it and acknowledge it's a common internet rumor, but affirm they love each other and maintain daily communication through group chats.
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