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basketball in the ocean like it's like the easiest shot of all time and so i'm like okay maybe maybe i can stop doing that oh maybe and then so i just look at you and you look more tan i give you the compliment you say nah so guess what you look like gypsy rose how about that how about that that's more like it that's the p i know and love do i really look more tan be honest you do you do no i don't know you look better no i don't okay what do you want me to say stop saying no are you being yes you're very insecure i guess i am how is your week bubba what are you how are you feeling oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry oh my god my son woke up with a stye on his eye left his contacts in left his contacts in was on the little didn't have his blue lights in but it went away quickly and then outside of that it was simple we were in oklahoma for like four days yeah very busy that's a trash life you live that sucks that is like imagine you're you're a meat like you're your family lives in oklahoma that part is unfortunate to say the least but i gotta go visit the people i love in hell yeah literally i have to go knock on haiti's door be like hey bro i just for the weekend weekend pass sixty dollars yeah what about you now you now you okay let's let's just preface this i had the weekend of a lifetime you had the weekend of a lifetime and i'm so glad robby got to go with you yeah however oh i would have preferred it was you no no no look at him no no no without saying too much you were blessed yes with two tickets to ufc 320 in las vegas a hotel room the whole works i paid for the hotel you got picked up well okay well you got you're blessed with that you got picked up in a limousine oh my god okay don't tell my weekend for me you got to gamble all this yeah i don't know anything else besides that you only called me a couple times yeah but can i just say every waking moment i was in the 405 yeah i was i was a little sad i genuinely was yeah no that sucks a little heartbroken it's like your best friend your best friend is in the most magical weekend of his life and you look outside and you're in oklahoma you see red third let me see red dirt and you're seeing straight casino chips and liquor yeah and athletes yeah oh my god no it was a fantastic weekend i i went to i went to las vegas this weekend oh my god i went to watch ufc some slap face uh it was a whole a great time now it's power slap same thing different toilet they're not i don't know anything about it i think it's power same thing to me you're slapping faces i went to watch the basketball league no it's the nba right it's not the same thing power slap yeah we'll see power slap it was fantastic can i say i talked to some of the power slap people because they were staying at the same hotel as me like the athletes if that's what you call i don't know if that's it yeah i think it's like the maniacs enraged psychos yeah they they definitely have there's something that's not wired correctly imagine it's imagine signing a piece of paper that says you're gonna get paid to get literally slapped in the face yeah and quit the crowd with a crowd like that that's that's 90 percent not paying attention is that how it was oh yeah everybody was just drinking hanging out like open well in the section we were staying in it's like half the arena right it's like open bar open buffet food everybody's in there the nelk boys bryce hall like everybody we're just everybody's just hanging out talking drinking for free and then you just say hey somebody's about to get slapped they turn pow yeah anyway so i was thinking like that's crazy it's just like because you know how they do the one two you're all drinking here one two hold on real quick what he's like boy so how and i was at the el cortez i got yeah literally somebody's eyeballs in their nose now and like you're just talking about like can i okay now i had i have a question for you regarding power slap knowing that you've now been in person with fantastic seats shout out to markel washington fantastic seat that was not off of any eye of garnard at all that was strictly being markel she said come here boo and then boom 100 did y'all get to see a face altering palm a mammoth grip happen in in life yes some vicious shots was there blood was there an eye loose not it was just more immediate swelling and bruising and some knockouts it was very entertaining and i do it is an entertaining sport or competition what i think is more of a competition than a sport i think technically it could be a sport yeah really yeah why because there's there's a there's a definitive way that you win yeah wouldn't that be a competition as well it's kind of like a spelling bee spelling bees competition slap face or power slap and spelling bees are the same thing no shot no sir spelling bees competition because there's no opponent you're going up against it's just you versus you there's definitely opponents in spelling bees that's why there's a winner and a loser but you get the point wrong or you get it no other person can do anything you slap hard you don't slap hard you also are getting slapped that's Someone, you're doing the spelling of me, they're like L, L, B, A, S. this is marching band a sport or a competition sport marching band is a sport they're athletes you put a 16 pound tube on your back and hit those notes i'm not saying you're not athletic that is a competition because there is not a defense or someone else so stopping you and there's not defense doesn't make things that is a key that is a key thing there's multiple proponents of sports okay how about this guaranteed win condition victory like basketball the ball goes through it is worth points no matter how it gets through marching band you got people judging and that's it so are you saying is it's throwing dart is dart throwing a sport yes because it's guaranteed if your dart lands in this circle it is worth that point it doesn't matter how it gets there huh where's the d they don't all have to be there the same thing it's like golf there's no defense in golf but there's guaranteed if i make it in less shots i win yeah i see where you're coming from i was watching powerslap it was very fun there is a whole bunch of things that happened in vegas and i will sprinkle it through the weekend or through the through the episode i will tell you different stories oh my god but a little tease a little blue ball yeah i'll tell i have different stories from the whole weekend but this is i have a story from whenever i was leaving las vegas oh god very embarrassing story and and this is a personal story i haven't told anybody this i haven't told robin he was there like i i often get embarrassed naked i know i often get embarrassed but rarely is it a personal embarrassment rarely do i take it to heart really this happened to me and i don't think i'll recover from it so we're flying back oh no no it's on a plane oh it's on a plane oh it's not a plane well it kind of let me get there hold on let me get there so we're flying back from las vegas to dallas right daddy got first class can i say that that's important to the story right daddy got first class it's important i wouldn't just say it just said back of the plane robbie was literally like he was in the restroom you were in 2b he was in 34d yes yes yes so i was on the plane right now in las vegas the last day in vegas i was like okay i'm just gonna pig out and eat right i went to a pizza place right good girl and i got a full hot honey pizza right like sausage pepperoni a little bit of hot honey on it and let me tell you i ate the whole thing the whole thing now if you know peyton harden you big back yeah if you know peyton harden daddy's lactose intolerant right so i that was right before we headed to the airport i finished a whole pizza a lot of cheese a lot of cheddar a lot of mozzarella yeah five minutes after the pizza tummy starts to start starts to talk to daddy huh hey let us out let us out so hey come on come on i want to see the outside world stomach starts to beat box oh i'm like oh it's hitting that and i'm like oh no this is a rhythm i don't like and you're just standing in the tsa line right all right we're kind of we're pushing it to where we're almost late to get on the plane so i don't have time to go fart in the restroom because i can't poop publicly but i'll go to the restroom and fart i didn't have time to go do that right so i'm the last i get to the plane i'm the last to board the first class right i hit this old white man excuse me sir i'm right there i'm right where you're supposed to like right there get up you have to get up i want you to sanitize the seat then so i sit down in my seat now there's a person behind me right i didn't see the person but i know that there's a person right that's important there's a person directly behind me okay now some insidious remember i'm lactose intolerant and i have bubble guts bad yeah you've had a gallon of cheese no i'm not a terrorist so i don't fart on planes i don't do it but if i hold in toots long enough they have to choose another outlet i almost threw up no i'm not kidding you said that and i was watching your hand motions i literally went like my throat kind of juggled yeah sick the the the two gas can't go out the rear door so they're like hey we're gonna go see what the neighbors in the front yard are doing right they need to come out of the front i'm hitting burps that are not loud but they're airy you know those kind of burps that are like yeah you gotta blow the rest out it's a little stuck behind the molar yeah and it's one of those where i can i can smell it before the leaves my mouth oh my god now classic tear gas oh so i'm just darriel's covering his mouth no it was and let me say this it was one of the na it is literally like my got replaced with my mouth and i'm farting out of my mouth like that's how bad it stunk you're like out of stranger things you open up just a sphincter in there it's like it's going so i have toxic wind coming out of my mouth right oh my god i look in front of me and there's an older lady now i respect women right so i'm like i'm not gonna blow this burp on her the guy to the right of me he's older he only has about four years left probably i'm not gonna blow it on him because i don't want an early demise so as i'm burping i'm blowing it to the person behind you you're hitting that classic tuck and pull i'm blowing the nastiest burps oh my god they paid a first class ticket to sit behind you at first i was like oh they're not smelling it right they're not smelling it so thank god i'm telling you this flight's two hours the longest i went without burping is 30 minutes it is hurting my stomach i'm literally like this how bad i'm burping gas in me oh the person behind me starts to smell it they're starting i'm starting to feel knees and adjustments behind my i'm like this right right i'm like i'm so sorry there's nothing i can do about this right the plane lands right the plane is i'm like okay so sorry about this person behind me i stand up to leave the flight right and i'm like i just need to look at the victim yeah visual confirmation i need to look at the victim that's been tasting my burps all fly long i look is none other than one of my favorite wwe superstars dominic mysterio oh oh oh for two hours you are lying i swear to god you're lying bro for two hours for two hours i'm blowing you were tucking flowing on dom he's just trying to make it to monday night raw he's probably texting ray mysterio like this guy in front of me he's like dad what's that move calling him about the hand with what the 619 is on american airlines what's that move calling him about the hand with what the 619 is on american airlines he's like dad what's that move calling him about the hand with what the 619 is on american airlines and now i'm like first i it is like a guttural and now i'm like first i it is like a guttural and now i'm like first i it is like a guttural embarrassment dude like it was i was like embarrassment dude like it was i was like embarrassment dude like it was i was like there's no way there's no way there's no way you are and this is what makes me a you are and this is what makes me a you are and this is what makes me a psychopath psychopath psychopath i go hey don big fan i go hey don big fan i go hey don big fan this is stinky he looked at me he goes this is stinky he looked at me he goes this is stinky he looked at me he goes hey appreciate it bro hey appreciate it bro hey appreciate it bro wait for him i leave the plane because wait for him i leave the plane because wait for him i leave the plane because i'm ahead of him i'm ahead of him i'm ahead of him and so i'm waiting for him to deboard and and so i'm waiting for him to deboard and and so i'm waiting for him to deboard and i go hey i'm gonna be at raw tomorrow i go hey i'm gonna be at raw tomorrow i go hey i'm gonna be at raw tomorrow he goes yeah cool he goes yeah cool he goes yeah cool he goes don't come ringside you go hey he goes don't come ringside you go hey he goes don't come ringside you go hey don can i get a picture yeah oh you don can i get a picture yeah oh you don can i get a picture yeah oh you yeah and he ran right beside me and so i and he ran right beside me and so i and he ran right beside me and so i went to monday night raw the next day went to monday night raw the next day went to monday night raw the next day and i have a video of it he jumped the and i have a video of it he jumped the and i have a video of it he jumped the barricade and ran barricade and ran barricade and ran like right beside him he literally was like right beside him he literally was like right beside him he literally was like this it was lit i was you know what you it was lit i was you know what you it was lit i was you know what you should have done should have done should have done right when he's running by he should right when he's running by he should right when he's running by he should have went have went have gone he'd have been like he'd have been like he'd have been like he goes but yeah that's how holy that's how i but yeah that's how holy that's how i but yeah that's how holy that's how i was uh that is a that like for y'all that was uh that is a that like for y'all that was uh that is a that like for y'all that don't understand that's equivalent don't understand that's equivalent don't understand that's equivalent to me doing that and turning around and to me doing that and turning around and to me doing that and turning around and it's not lebron but it's like kevin it's not lebron but it's like kevin it's not lebron but it's like kevin garnett garnett garnett yeah it's like kg yeah it's like kg yeah it's like kg someone like dame dolla somebody like someone like dame dolla somebody like someone like dame dolla somebody like that is insane like literally one of my that is insane like literally one of my that is insane like literally one of my favorite current superstars in the wwe favorite current superstars in the wwe favorite current superstars in the wwe roster i literally made two hours of his roster i literally made two hours of his roster i literally made two hours of his life hell and dom if you see this hey life hell and dom if you see this hey life hell and dom if you see this hey brother i'm sorry oh he's nervous and brother i'm sorry oh he's nervous and brother i'm sorry oh he's nervous and an aircraft man you're lucky he didn't an aircraft man you're lucky he didn't an aircraft man you're lucky he didn't smell his breath oh man oh god and i was smell his breath oh man oh god and i was smell his breath oh man oh god and i was i was eating some cheese it's too on i was eating some cheese it's too on i was eating some cheese it's too on that plane yeah that plane yeah that plane yeah for someone that's lactose you love for someone that's lactose you love for someone that's lactose you love cheese yeah that's selfish cheese yeah that's selfish cheese yeah that's selfish little masochist oh my god i will say little masochist oh my god i will say little masochist oh my god i will say you're a better man than me i would have you're a better man than me i would have you're a better man than me i would have nested those burps right in that old nested those burps right in that old nested those burps right in that old lady's head i would have planted him i would have i would have planted him i would have i would have planted him i would have planted him soft yeah planted him soft yeah planted him soft yeah just nested him in there she gets up just nested him in there she gets up just nested him in there she gets up she has rash the next day she's she has rash the next day she's she has rash the next day she's the whole flight she's like the whole flight she's like the whole flight she's like falling i'm just like falling i'm just like falling i'm just like she's trying to turn on her air because she's trying to turn on her air because she's trying to turn on her air because her head's so hot oh man dude what oh man dude what oh man dude what what are the odds i don't know that what are the odds i don't know that what are the odds i don't know that that is terrible yeah i've been waiting that is terrible yeah i've been waiting that is terrible yeah i've been waiting to tell that story bro to tell that story bro to tell that story bro i saw all y'all before we shot and i i saw all y'all before we shot and i i saw all y'all before we shot and i was like dude Dude, this story is so good, I want to say it. Oh, my God. Yes or no, did Robbie get on the plane either outsiders looking and thinking he's loud, obnoxious, or racist? All three. Robbie's the trifecta of, like, you got to take 10 feet of separation. Yeah, he was wearing – he was rocking – he's a big dude rocking a double backpack front and back. And he's like, hey, bub. He's trying to get into the cockpit. He goes, make sure you get this bird to the nest safe, brother. Yeah, man. He got one of them old Delta trading cards. Yeah. That's hilarious. The You Should Know Podcast. So this did not – can I tell a story? Yeah. So this did not happen this last weekend, but I was reminded of this last weekend. We went in Liv's aunt's house where we stay when we go down there now. She has a beautiful backyard. Her aunt and uncle, beautiful backyard, big old gathering pit and everything. So we always just sit there late night, and we're just – hanging out, and we're talking about how ridiculous I was as a child. Yeah. Like, bad. Really? So every summer, I used to pack a bag with, like, pajamas, my Game Boy, and literally, like, $40 worth of snacks. Like, I had more food than I did, like, necessities, like, clothes. And I'd always go to my grandma's, and I'd stay for a week. Now, my grandma lived more in, like, a rural area. Like, she had an acre backyard, shit like that. And I would always go, and then one summer, like, three years in a row, it was just me and my grandma hanging out. She's blind. I'm helping her. Yeah, here's your notes. Here we go, right? This next summer, this family moves in, and they have two kids my age. And it was – I mean, it was just, like, perfect match. They played Yu-Gi-Oh. They loved WWE. We all played games. Everything. Perfect. So one day, we're out in the yard, and we're playing, and we're like, dude, let's wrestle. And my sister had a crazy dog. It was a German Shepherd mixed with, like, a Cane Corso or some shit. Oh, that's a big dog. So my grandpa literally bought a cage that was six feet tall, and it rattled. It was wrapped around, like, a big octagon. So I literally thought I had my own personal hell in the cell. Like, it was amazing. Oh, yeah, I know exactly the cage you're talking about. Oh, my God. So – and I lock us in there, like, fake lock us, and we're all sitting there wrestling. His younger brother, he gets out first, oh, whatever, and now it's the two titans, and we're going, right? And it's like the wrestling you do as kids. Like, brr, brr. So he goes for a little gut shot, and it connects. And I went, oh. I was like, oh, it's my stomach. No fun. I was like, dude, what the hell? So he was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And he went, hey, man, are you all right? And he put his hands up, and I literally went – slithered behind him, put him in a full-blown master lock. And now, watching the TV, I'm like, dude, these are real moves. But I don't realize in real life that, A, they're not, but, B, if you go hard enough, anything's going to hurt. So I have him, his arms are up like this. I have him in a master lock, and I'm literally like – I'm yanking his – I'm like, ah, f**k, ah. I'm yanking this kid. And he starts crying. Yeah. And I'm like – And I'm like, oh, s**t. And he's like, runs home. I'm embarrassed, scared, everything. I go in, tell my grandma. She's like, you need to take it across the street and apologize. So I let it die down, a couple hours. Now I go. He has the front room of this house, screen window and everything. I go up, and I'm like, I'm not even going to knock on the door. I don't want to talk to his grandparents. I knock directly on his window. I'm like – It felt like I was going after a f**king girl in high school, like throwing rocks and s**t. I knock. When I tell you, his window from the inside opens. So now I can see his room. Yeah. But it's so sunny. There's a glare. I'm like, what the hell? I s**t you not. The smallest of circles in his screen, and all of a sudden, I see something white come out of it, barely, maybe like that big. White comes out of it, and I go, what the f**k? Shoots me with a spitball directly in my eye. And I went – I fell to the ground, hit my head on their concrete carport. So now it's the whole situation. The whole situation's reversed. Yeah. Now he's embarrassed and scared. He runs out. He's like, oh, Cam! I'm like, what the f**k? And I – Dude, my s**t, like – Because I was like, what the f**k? Like, classic movie s**t. Stupid white people in a movie. I said, huh? He went – And I was like – And I literally fell down, bro. And I had not thought about that moment or told it in, like, probably 20 years. And that s**t was so f**king funny. And then I – To end it, I – I go home, tell my grandma. She's like, well, I mean, you can't – You know? It's even now. Yeah. So then I went back to his house and we played f**king Game Boy. Yeah. And I was just like – That's f**king hilarious. I had not thought about that. Because we were talking about her uncle, how bad he was as a kid. And it just, like, jogged my memory. Dude, that s**t was hilarious. Just like a – What is it called? A spitball, like, on deck for defense at your house security. It's just crazy. Yeah, first off, it's like Gilligan's Island. Who is he, MacGyver? I'm like, so there's a f**king threat. And he just, like, pops a Wendy's straw. He's like – It's a f**king pizza guy. Yeah, what the f**k? It's a pizza guy dropping off. He's like, get the f**k back. He goes, what the f**k? Just perfect. It's f**king accurate, too. Yeah, dude. Holy s**t. So funny. I like – Dude, childhood s**t is just hilarious. I know I've said it before, like, on the podcast. I had, like, this kink as a kid, which is a crazy way to start a sentence. That's a wicked, wicked way. But I had this intrigue as a kid. I just always loved people ringing my door. I don't know what it was as a kid, but I loved having company. You're f**king sad and lonely. Yeah, but to the point, like, I was calling 911, and 911 would show up to the house. And then, like, I don't know why I would do it. It was so – I've talked about this before, and my mom, like, she was like, Peyton, you're going to get us killed. Like, stop. And, like, my mom would open the door and be like, my son is just – Like, cops would show up. She would open the door, and she'd be like, my son is just dying. Dialing 911. And then the cops would be like, what? I was thinking, no, this is a little much. But they're like, all right, we need to talk to him. But then they see Preston walk by, and he's like, coffee! And they're like, oh, what? Sit back down. Not sit back down. Sit further. I know what it is. I know what it is. Take it out. I know what it is. I'm just saying. They go, oh, all right. Everyone. Oh, man. Preston's going to get – Preston can fight, man. No, I know. I love Preston. I'm saying the lore we have built up because it's not – Preston's – Regulars, they come. Like, that is not – But, okay, that's you. That's you. I'm saying – You follow Preston on Twitch. It's somewhere. Oh, for real? Yeah. Holy – But – But – The Preston Arden on Instagram. But I would literally, like, they – My mom would answer the door, like, and she would – And she – Because she would be, like, in her, like, like, night clothes, right? So she wouldn't want, like, these two grown men cops to be looking at her like that. So she would, like, peek her head around the door, and she would be like, it's just my son again. And then they would be, like – The cops would think that, like, there would be somebody behind her with, like, making her say everything's okay. So I remember the cops, like, looking in the house, and it would just be me shirtless with, like, shoulder pads going like this. You had long hair. Probably had a tail sticking out. Your teeth are jagged. And you're just like – They're like, what the – What the fuck is that thing? And then they go, we need to talk to that one. You go – You just run up the stairs. Oh, okay. Like – Oh, shit. Dude, as I'm getting older, just childhood – It's like – Dude, it's making me reflect how I am as an adult. And, like I said earlier, like, I don't go to the bathroom to poop in, like, public. I can't poop in public. It's not my thing. That's such a coward. But I figured out – What it came from. I'm doing, like, self-therapy now as an adult. Oh, no. I need to hear all the answers you get from that. I genuinely need to know if y'all experience this. Okay. In, like, elementary school, like, second grade, first grade, did y'all's classrooms have bathrooms in it? Yes, yes. Mine had a dolo bathroom. Yes. And that fucked me up. That's why. I remembered. Like, that's why I can't poop in public now. Oh, my God. Because every – Like, every year in elementary school, my crush was in my class, right? Lucky. Until there's a bathroom in your classroom and you got diarrhea. Right? It sounded like I was popping firecrackers in there. We were relating until you said diarrhea. You went to school with known diarrhea or you got it midday? Probably because you ate cheese. Probably ate cheese and drank milk. Did y'all use your classroom bathrooms? I absolutely used my classroom bathroom. Okay. Did your teacher give you a choice? Like, you could either – you could go outside to the hallway or use the bathroom in the class? You had to use the classroom one, right? Yeah. The only time that could ever happen is if someone was already in there and you were on the verge of, like, pissing yourself. Yes. And same, right? Yeah. But then the teacher saw that I was always just timing it up when somebody went in there. She's like, hey, you just wait until they're done. And I'm like – You're like, no! You're like, I can't! Look at my – I can't! I can't! I can't! Look at my desk! She's like, oh, God. And so I remember there was one time I was, like, really bad. Like, I had yogurt, pizza, and milk. So I was f***ed up. And my – Dude. My crush was in the class. And I was like, I got to s***. And I was fine at this point, right? Like, the anxiety hasn't hit the medullum and membrane yet. Medulla amygdala. Yeah, it hasn't hit that. The frontal lobe is not even existing. Cerebral cortex. The cerebral cortex and all that. You know what I mean? All that s***. So I was like, okay, I'm going to go. In the classroom bathroom. And it was like my teacher was teaching, like, about times tables or something. something. So the class was really locked in. So it's quiet in there. And my teacher didn't play around when people would talk while she's teaching. So it was really quiet. She's up there teaching four times too. Obviously didn't resonate with me. I go, you're sitting there. To take this, that went there for four more. Is that me? You stupid. I was just, yes, I was just trying to listen, whatever. I went in there and it was quiet. And I remember it was just like. And then the one in the class was like, it stinks. And I was like crying. It was always that little one mini Karen. Oh my God. Yeah. So I was in there literally like, and I knew they could hear. I knew they could hear. And she goes, oh my God, what's that smell? Literally like this. You're to the point you're standing up. You're like. Dude. And I just remember walking out of the bathroom and like everybody just, and even my teacher's like, oh God, it was really embarrassing. I thought, what was that? What was her writing on the board? Like looking back at me, I thought she moved your color from green to like yellow cause you so bad. I was about to say that is, but that's racism. I got put on red. Did you ever get put on red? Dude, I got put on blue. We had a blue. I was under red. That's red. We, we, we didn't, we didn't. We only had red. It was like green, yellow, orange, red, green, yellow, red, blue, but they got rid of blue is too derogatory. It was like, like if you're, if you're, if you're blue, you need to leave the class sitting there, taking the spelling beep at blue, which you get good on blue for took an Elmer's glue bottle, sprayed that on the back of the classroom because I was just having a fun moment with my friend. And then she goes, I literally saw that you're going to the principles. And I went, no, I didn't do it. And I literally tried to like stand 10 toes in a lie. When she watched me do it, I said, I did not do it. She went, I watched you mind you. I'm seven. Yeah. I'm seven years old. I was like, that wasn't me. She was like, yes, it is. You're going to the office. Literally lied to the principal, lied to my parents, lied to everybody. Yeah. I know I was, my mom is so she was, she was too nice to a fault. Like what does a 24, 25 year old grown woman have to gain from lying on a seven-year-old physical evidence everywhere. And me in my glue is like halfway empty. Yeah. Like, I don't know why I would lie. Dude, but you said something and I don't know what, okay. So your thing was you were afraid of the, of the bathrooms. Right. All right. Go a couple of years in the future with me. We hit fifth grade, first school. We go to where you have periods. You have first period, second period, third period. Oh, we did not have that. In fifth grade, sixth grade. We are, our is a little weird. We had elementary, then middle school, then junior high, then high school. Yeah, no, no, no. Y'all went through four buildings. Yeah. Y'all just had too much money. We did not. You're like, we need to build another building. Oh no, no, no, no, no. We, ours was our, our elementary school was first grade to fifth grade. And then middle school. See, that's how it is now. That's how it is now. But we had, it was stupid. You were in fifth grade, fifth grade, first year you're going, like you have a math class, English class. So we now had computers in the classroom instead of like the computer lab. So my English teacher at the time, she had org, the organ trail game. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Oh my dude. I've always been a game head. Just love that. I used to lie to my parents and to my teacher and claim I needed tutoring in English so I could go to her classroom before school to grind the organ trail. And I wouldn't do any schoolwork. I'd literally go in there. She'd log into the computer and I'd be like, yeah, I think I just really need to do some of those like spelling games. And then she would be getting ready for the day, doing her papers, whatever. And I'd literally be like, I'll just play the game. I did that for like two months. I think that's a lack of friendship. Like I think it's a lack of like, you had somebody to go lean on. Oh yeah. I mean, big head, buzz cut, real chunky at the time. Crooked, nasty teeth. Yeah. Zero swag. Yeah. Afraid of girls. Yeah. Crippling ADHD. Crippling ADHD. Undiagnosed. Didn't know what it was. Oh my God. Yeah. It was bad. I don't like what you just did with your eyes. It was bad. Yeah. It was like, it was like that kind of wink. Oh, okay. Now this has nothing to do with it, but I just said games, ADHD. Let's do it. This, it's not a game. It's about games. Sorry, Bubba. I was asked this this weekend. Yeah. Very simple answer for me. For you, I think it's going to be a little more complex. You get, you get a hundred million dollars right now wired to your account. Literally put it in my chest. Yeah. Make me on my back. Make me a Twinkie. That's bad. Now that's a lot. No, that's, that's so far. And I apologize. What flavor would that be? What flavor would your Twinkie be? Like cinnamon, like a cinnamon toast crunch Twinkie. Yeah. You're not, you're not vanilla. You're like, that'd be like a, like a pumpkin bread Twinkie. Yeah. I'm like a seasonal Twinkie. Oh my God. Only available September through November. Yeah. Special discount on the 11th. I want me a bite. Here we go. Two Twinkies for the price of one. Oh my God. Okay. A hundred million dollars immediately goes to your bank account. A condition, right? 100 million dollars. 100 million dollars goes to your bank account. Literally anything. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Very simple. You have to win at least one game of Fortnite every single day for a calendar year. Every single day, the day you lose or don't not lose, but the day you don't get a win, you lose all of the hundred million and any other, any other money you have in any other account. So the hundred million that was given to you gone, plus any of your own money that you've had saved, invest, zero money, all of your money's gone. If you don't get a dub, just one day. So 365 consecutive. I have 365 days to win one game of Fortnite and I get a hundred million dollars. No, you have to win one game of Fortnite every day for 365. I've played Fortnite literally for probably when did it come out? Like when did it get popular? Like 2017. So in 2017 when Fortnite was popular, I played every day. I didn't end in the top like 20. I don't think I've ever won a game of Fortnite for a hundred mil. That's a skill thing. That's not a want to thing. You could literally call. No, if you're like, go, go climb the tallest building in the world. Yeah, I could do that. Cause that's a skill thing. And that's a one, two thing. I, I, I, I can't, I can't win a game of Fortnite. You would let a man put it on your chest, but you won't grind a video game. You literally have 24 hours. On a bad enough month, 50 racks. You can put it on my chest. Jesus Christ. 24 hours to get. That's a thing. That's not a good question for me. You already camp and call a dude. Cause I'm not good at that. Like I genuinely cannot do it. That's not good at Fortnite. I'm taking that a million times over. Go to your blind and deaf grandma and be like, Hey, meemaw, go play LeBron James one-on-one. I'll give you a hundred million dollars. See her stumble everywhere. Okay. You want to talk about grannies? That's the same thing. It is the same thing. You just told an 80 year old woman that can't see or hear to go hoop against the greatest ever. Yeah. I'm telling you to go play against 60% bots, computers, nine-year-olds in a video game. No, I wouldn't try it. I wouldn't do it. I genuinely wouldn't do it because I can't, I can't. Oh, you're stupid. The percentage for me is just not worth it. I don't play video games. That's a bad question for me. It would be a good question for like CJ or something, but not for me. It's a guaranteed dub for everybody. Holy shit. But back. Okay. So I said, I was going to tell some more stories from, uh, Las Vegas this weekend. Oh my God. Now we were at the power slap event. And like I said, there was a lot, even, you know, noticeable people. I met the Nelk boys. I met, I met Bryce Hall, all the people. It was a bunch of people, a bunch of cool people. I met really, really nice time. Right. A couple of weeks ago, I said something on the podcast, right? And an account on TikTok clipped it. About half a million views or something like that. A lot of people tagging this person I talked about. A couple of weeks ago on the podcast, I made a statement about a man named Marlon. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I was talking about how attracted I am to this man and the things I would do to him. Right. And I said it in jest, joking around. I forget that people watch this podcast, right? That clip did very well. It went everywhere a little too well. So I'm in Vegas sitting down. The power slap. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a unicorn. No, no, no, no. Like I, I like the most attractive human being at a whopping six foot five. Just graces all of us in Las Vegas, Nevada. I go, Oh my God, it's Marlon. He's walking and he's just beautiful. Hey, smell like sex. Oh, I didn't get to smell him. He was at a distance. Oh, everybody's Oh, Marlon. Marlon. I'm like, don't look at him. Right. And so I'm like, Oh, there's Marlon. I think at the corner of my eye, he saw me and he, cause he probably saw that clip. Cause he did. I mean, a lot of people were tagging him on that clip. He sees me and he puts his hoodie on. So he's literally like this in the hoodie. Right. I know I go, I got to talk to him. I don't care. I got to talk to him, but I'm anxious. And that's my situation. celebrity crush so I'm like there's an open bar I'm gonna knock down some liquid courage some double tequila sodas I have four of them I gotta get loose if I want to talk to Marlon I get all I get about eight shots of tequila down in me oh yeah oh my god eight shots of tequila down in me I see Marlon stand up and he's walking towards the exit no sir I I break him off no sir not literally but you know a man can wish I walk in front of him I go hey congrats on all your success man you go hey Marlon you're like Marlon I really wanted to tell you you're good okay you go you you are Marlon right yeah so I said hey congratulations all your success he gives me the dap but he brings it in oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah so I said hey congratulations to all your success he gives me the dap but he brings it in oh oh yeah oh yeah he did oh dude I melted in his arms your pheromones are skyrocketing I literally like we're about even like head to head I dropped to his chest my head was in Marlon's chest I was like this it's like you smell nice what is that baccarat thanks man congratulations on everything you do he pushed me off and I was like okay I'll never see him again fast forward next day I'm at UFC for some reason they let me go into this private lounge wherever all the celebrities are in oh fuck I'll walk into this private lounge first person I see a unicorn Marlon standing right there six five a sexy right there he literally ran out of that he ate he was trying to eat he was like got out of there Marlon's walking through everyone's like oh my god oh my god Marlon Marlon and you go I know my boots stand up they go oh shut the you sit down you go Marlon Marlon he's like yeah so that's that's what happened you did not drop you are taller than him yeah I'm like two inches taller than him you dropped your head to be caressed on his breastplate let's let's reenact it who am I you're Marlon you're Marlon I was like oh hey man congratulations on your success he brings it in oh man oh man really thanks man I'm in there like this that's what I did oh my god Peyton you're you want to know something crazy yeah I shaved him you shaved your I shaved him I'm not showing come on I'll show you okay I can't show the world yeah show me show me show me show me my nipples are invisible what do you think it's like a naked cat huh looks like a wax pig looks like a wax raw wild boar dude you aged the dog how did I age like it's just like have you have a like like a father's like hair like the hair no the hair my hair is a young bachelor man that is you have you have daddy hair I have daddy hair like smokes like Marlboro soft red like you go home and you expect a hot meal and a beer a hot meal a beer and silence I go honey how was your day shut your butt out now you know the jaguar is about to be on oh oh my god dude okay now this now this is a hypothetical right i just want to get into your into your brain of entrepreneurship you know business talk not business talk business talk business talk business talk business talk oh i'd like to be on the receiving end of those about two of those ready wait hold on what is it come on everybody oh sorry oh oh oh robbie has robbie has a right now don't show that no no it can't be on your camera robbie now it's not on your camera look at that that is a ouchie that's a that's a fat bun bun gal all right here we go okay i mean that thing was biting anyway here you go so you own a shop right let's just call it just hypothetically hypothetically you own a store it's very it's normal it's not a franchise not changed like your personal store whatever the hell you want to sell it's wwe stuff right if someone walks in and they're excited whatever it's a hot day whatever the circumstance they pass out but they fall into your merchandise and break when they come to are you caring oh my god are you okay or are you hey that's five hundred dollars like you owe me five hundred dollars why would you do that to me because i you're putting like a hit campaign you know while you're paying for that are you crazy you're putting like a hit campaign on me you know while you're paying for that are you crazy are you crazy someone that replica belt 600 itself if someone passes out and breaks something you are going to make them pay for it first of all i'm talking complete unconscious first of all one of my biggest pet peeves is people having medical emergencies in front of me like i like why put me in that position like literally why do that to me i because i i don't like that i don't like i don't like watching that i don't like dealing i'm not prepared for that i'm not i'm not cpr certified well i am but i don't like that didn't pass the test so i don't know why dude like that is one of my biggest things is when people start like if i see something going down i'm out no way oh no i'm gone i'm not of service anyway that that is that's yes you are i'll call i'll call i'll call like you're fleeing the scene you're like hey some idiot just passed out well i'm telling you like even whenever i open whenever i looked outside my front yard and there's a woman literally duct tape tied together i was like i'm not going out there but i'll call i called they said they're on the way i closed my blinds i said i'm not seeing what's next dude that is that is she was fine she it was it ended up being a hoax no i know that but i'm saying you literally seeing someone bound yeah and you're going hey bro y'all gotta get here yeah and they said they said hey you whenever we we come to the scene can we question you i said no you can't i said i've done my job i've done it this is it this is my contribution to this scene i told you what happened leave me out dog that is the you are the pillar the pillar of mind your business yes oh my god yes you embody that yeah okay last thing and i know we have a quiz i want to do we we came up with this quiz idea but before we get into that i have a question for you back to the airplanes right we haven't tied we used to we went on a run with airplanes for a while on the podcast we took some time off but now we're back airplane talk airplane talk airplane talk a lot of white people that work here oh that was we literally hit it on the head and then we stopped oh pierce pierce we're all on beat and by the way it's columbus day and i didn't hear about anybody saying nothing about my oh my god see see they don't know you like that so they're gonna think you're serious just optically it's one out for columbus oh crazy all right here we go exit rows on planes how often do you sit on the exit road of a plane i don't think that was a sentence that i just said it sounded like a little bit of a cardiac arrest you said how often you sit on the exit row how often do you sit on the exit row of a plane honestly not often i'd say out of 10 trips literally probably like one or two but when you do why do you go on the exit row leg room okay now anytime you sit on the exit row of a plane you sit on the exit row of a plane the stewardess and the captain is going to give you extra instructions and even when you're checking on to get onto the plane they say hey are you equipped to save this airplane if we go down correct right and you got to audibly say yes right and then even when you're sitting down right you're about to take off the stewardess while they're giving you the gas mask instructions if we go if we go into a river the rowboats under you all that the kids put the mask on first all that right right after they give the full instructions they're going to the exit row and they say hey one more time again if you're in this exit row are you okay to help us if some goes down yeah they go to every person and you have to say yes now every time that they've come to you what have you said yes but if we're being honest i've thought about this recently what percentage of people will genuinely help this airplane if it goes down oh like 10 10 people because kim if i'm in that exit row oh yeah if i if listen to me guys if we're on a plane together and you see me in the exit row you're all right 100 there's no shot 100 there's no shot do you feel confident what would you do in that situation now i've said this before i said we we get in the forest whatever yeah i am not equipped with the knowledge but i'm equipped with the will the determination i would very quickly You So you're like, okay, I'm going to try. Hell yeah. I'm like, someone else get in. No, you would literally get up. One guy's running. He's like, dude, you're in the X-Row. You got to help. You knock his ass out. You're running to the pilot. You're like, hey, get this back up. They're like, open the door. I'm like, oh, you know. You're just kicking the cockpit in. I'm like, stop, dude. Now, okay. I want you to like. Dude, this is. Imagine. Oh, my God. I'd have to knock you out. So imagine, how would I do it? Imagine emergencies happening. They're like, okay, X-Row people, Payton Harden. You got to do something. They'd go, Mr. Harden, we need you to secure the latch. You're going to go. You just start tweaking. And you'd be like, Cam, the latch. You'd probably borderline pass out. You'd definitely be farting, puking, vomiting, all of it. Yeah, I'd be like, everybody calm the fuck down. Stop yelling at me. Someone else do this. We're all dead. And then, oh, my God. The patented line would come out. The. You'd literally be like, I worked too hard to save your life. I was about to say, you'd never ever hear about that. You'd never be in that. You literally, some of them would be like, some, oh, my God, picture perfect moment. Some annoying Karen, right? Oh, my God. The whole time, she's just barking. Oh, let me guess. You had to get my seat because you had big legs. Whatever, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, catastrophe. Disaster strikes. Twin turbos going. Down. That's what I thought you were going to say. She looks at you and she go. Twin. Twin turbos. Turbos going down. She looks at you and goes, do something, big guy. Do something, long legs. You go, shut up. You go, I worked way too hard to save your life. No, it'd be. It would be. I've genuinely thought about it, too. Like, I have a little panic attack every time I'm in the exit room when they say, when they, when the nice stewardess goes, hey, are you willing and able to help in an emergency situation? I say, yes. But immediately, I'm like, y'all are fucked. Guys, like, I hope you know, if this, if this goes down, you're dead. That is a great point, because, like, we're tall, still averagely athletic. Like, I can move some shit if I had to quickly, guys. Yeah, yeah. There's some people on that exit row. I mean, I'm talking. Oh, no lateral movement. No. No, no, no, no. No mobility. No, no, no, no. Like, they're not doing shit. No. And I, and I'm sitting here like, now, I only think about that when I'm in the exit row. Now, you haven't been in the exit row since 2019, but outside of her. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You actually haven't seen the new updated exit rows. You have no clue what they look like. I go, you've never been past, halfway past the point. But, regardless, as you should. Can I see the invoice on the gym you built in your house? The invoice on the, that, oh, my God, for the 20th time. For the indoor pool, my, that's my son's vomit. But, I genuinely think, genuinely, because what, there's 12 people. Two rows of three each side. It's three times four. Yeah, brother. Don't bring in equations. 12 people. You're going to start losing me. I think on every flight I've ever been on. Yeah. No exaggeration. I think maybe two people could seriously, like, lock in, not panic, not freak out. And, I mean, the odds of us surviving are pretty slim. Yeah, it's like, regardless if I kick into action mode here. Yeah. It's like, what do you want me to do? Open the hatch? Yeah. Or just fly out? Are there jetpacks on planes? Not jetpacks. Parachutes. Parachutes. Do you think there's. Jetpacks. Jetpacks. Parachutes. You're just like. You're going to start getting coins and hitting upgrades and parachutes. Are there parachutes on planes? No. So, what's the point of us opening that door? Because, just because the engines go out or something, it's still, we're 30,000 feet in the air. So, we're just supposed to. First off, we're not opening the door. We're opening the door way later in the procedure. What are we doing? We're not opening that 30,000 feet in the air. What are you doing? It'd be like a. Like, it'd be like a shark vacuum. What's the objective of the people in the exit rows? What are you supposed to do? Calm down and help people. I turned into a coach? No, but then that's the thing. I'm like, hey, everybody, calm down. I'm an exit row guy. If we're in the peak altitude and a flock of geese just hit that engine, we start hearing it's flashing. We got about, I don't know, exact time, several, maybe a couple minutes before we're really like, holy, pull that lever, this is going to pop. But you got to make sure people get their oxygen, and you're going to be like, all right, we're going to this door. Front group, y'all, you're just holding down. I hate a team leader. Dude, I love being a team lead. Yeah, dude, that's you. Oh, you, as a kid, you wanted to be a line leader. Oh, my God, I like to watch my ducks in a row. You saw that quote, and you were like, real lions follow the pack. No, I just didn't. One, I was too big. I was too big to be in the front. Big ass. And I hit all the other kids. They were like, hey, we're here, too. And I was just like. Yeah, you definitely ran to be the line leader. You're like. Oh, my God. Can I say one more thing? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so we used to have dunk contests at the monkey bars in middle school. Oh, I remember this story. And wait, what did I say? Say it and see if I know it. I think it's a different part. Okay. But one time, so basically. Oh, no, no, not me dunking on the girl and not all of us. Oh, yeah. So this is another one. So we got, we elevated, right? We were dunking, doing regular monkey bars. And we said, dude, we got to make a whole contest. So we elevated. So I started. I was like, dude, somebody, Trevor, get on your hands and knees and get six feet back. We're going to use you as a pogo. So we would jump off this kid and go further dunks and dunk, right? Dunk an air ball. Yeah. Monkey bars. It got to the point where it was now my turn to be the base. For whatever reason, at this point of life, maybe 11 years old, I didn't know I had to tighten my core. Yeah. When I tell you. This is 100%. True story. I get down and I'm sitting there on hands and knees. And Ryan, our friend, Ryan is going up to dunk. He goes, I'll go off. You can. I was like, bet. Ryan's not that heavy. It'll be perfect. He literally goes in plants and he jumps off my back. I didn't tighten anything. I literally went like this. I was like, yeah, I'm ready. Right. Let's do it. I went. My whole back went. And I was like. And I sat there in the wood chips. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, get the nurse. Get the nurse. The nurse is Ryan's mom. So Ryan's like, I got to get my mom. He runs inside. She comes back. I'm I literally thought I was paralyzed. I lose on the ground. I was like, oh, I was. I thought I was split in half. I'm talking every L two, three, four, five, six. They all pop. It was like, it sounded like you'd snap in a big thing of cardboard. And I laid there. I go in the nurse's office. I'm crying. I'm a mess. And I'm sitting there and they call my mom. I'm like, Mom, I'm broken. She's like, what's that broken half? And then nothing happened. Yeah. You're literally sat there like an hour went by. And I was like, oh, I feel better. Every typical kid. Every kid injury ever. Like, you're just embarrassed. But, dude, it was. Please, before we go to play this game or you do this quiz, please tell them what happened at your house this weekend with my back. That reminded me. No, I have the worst friends ever. I do have the worst friends ever. Okay. So we were all over at my house. You're on the mic. We were all over at my house, just hanging out, playing games. K-Rob and Dario left. And Peyton, Liv, me, Peyton's friend. We were all. It was the four of us left. And right as they're walking out the door, I go, oh, holy. P. You got to try this new. App wheel I got. It works crazy. And, and, mind you, the past hour, I've been stuck on the couch because I was having horrible back spasms. Yeah. Like, I couldn't get from a 90-degree angle. So my back is already cooked. And now, as we're leaving, and I'm about to go get treatment in my bed. Oh. Oh. Not like that. Oh, yeah, you are. No, I mean like a massage. A massage. Oh, doubt it. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Whoa. Hey. Hey. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. Go, Peyton. On the set. No, it took hours. Oh, God. Thanks for that. Thanks for the script tease. So, okay, not only was his back pain bad enough to where he was literally like, oh, my God. He was spazzing and like, stuck for an hour. I put two lidocaine patches on his lower back. That's how bad it was. So, he's lidocained up. He's still in pain. And he has historical evidence of having a horrible back. I've already broken my back before. I was in a back brace for a year. Turtle boy. Anyway, they're literally walking out. My office is right by the front door. I'm walking out like this. Thanks, Jim. I go, oh, my God. Look at this ab wheel real quick. Like, I just got it. It works crazy. So, I get down. I show him. I'm like, dog, I did like 20 the other day. My shit tore up. Peyton's friend goes, ooh, I'm going to try it. She does it. Kills it. Liv, little did I know, she ate that shit up. Killed it. I was like, babe, like, it might be. She was like, let me go. She killed it. So, then Peyton, he's like, oh, my back hurts. We go, bro, you can't be the only one. Typical peer pressure. He goes, fine, whatever. He goes down. And he puts his knees on the little pad. And he's sitting there waiting. And we start talking. He goes, guys, this really might hurt my back. And Liv's like, no, I don't think it will. I think it'll be fine. It targets your core, not your back. And then me and Peyton Smyrne were like, "Yeah, you'll be fine, just do it." and he goes, "No, I think this is gonna hurt my back." And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it will too." He literally pushes out, and his back goes, this huge pop. He falls straight to the ground, and we all go, we're dying laughing. We're literally like. - I was tearing up. - I was stuck on the ground like this. I can't move. - He yelped. It was like. He went, "Ah!" It fell to the ground. And he literally was just like this. He was like, "Ah!" Just on the ground, and we are crying and laughing. And I'm talking, no exaggeration, probably 90 seconds. It's one of those laughs you can't even speak. It's a sign of laughing. I'm like-- - And I say I have bad friends. No one ever asked if I was okay. - No one said that. - No one, nobody. - As soon as we got the ability to talk, we just started making fun of him. - Yeah. - We literally were like, "You brokeback." - I literally have tears in my eyes. - Oh my God, dude, that's hilarious. - Let's go play this game. Let's do it. - The You Should Know Podcast. - Me and Cam are gonna be answering riddles. Each time you get a question wrong, you get a shock to the arm. - Whoever has the most water in their bottle at the end is the winner. - Cam, I'm so nervous, brother. - No, I am too. It's gonna be bad. - I'll go first? - You're going first. - Oh God, all right. I've never done this on the forearm. A bunch of our friends have, but I haven't done it. - Oh God. - Wait, what are you putting it on? Don't do, no, no, no. - No, we're doing 10, buddy. - Please, Cam. - We're doing 10, buddy. - Oh no. - Here we go. - Don't make them hard. - Here we go. Relax. Here we go. - Can I take a little sip out? 'Cause it's already kind of leaking. - Take a sip. - Thank you, I'm also nervous. - You're decreasing your chances of winning. - Is this unsafe electricity near water? - No, very safe. - CJ gave me the look. I don't know. - Now, if you want a tub, that would be different. - Don't try that at home. Here we go, kids. Here we go. - Here we go. What can you hold without touching it at all? - What? - What can you hold without touching it at all? - What can you hold without touching it? - At all. - At all. - Hold without touching it. - Stop looking to the choir for help. - A baby. 'Cause you can put it on your chest. Like a kangaroo pouch. Don't shock me, Cam! - Take a sip, go. - Oh, get him, stop, stop, stop. - Pick your bottle up. - Cam, we can't do 20. We can't do 20. - Mother , it goes to 10. - You were on six. - No, no, no, you can't go to 10. You genuinely can't. It's impossible. You can't go to-- - You were on six. - You cannot go to 10. - Okay, okay. - Ow! - Cam, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know if this arm's gonna work anymore. - Yes, it is. - No, boy. - No, boy. - Strap up. - Okay, don't go to 10. - I won't go to 10. - Don't even go to six, bro. - Okay, I was about to say, you weren't even-- - Where was that on? - Six. - Go to like three. - I'm going to six. - No, it can't. I'm not like, no podcast, it can't, it can't. There's not gonna be a game. - Half of your bottle's gone. Golly. - I'm doing one of these. This ain't no joke. - Put two! I'm going to three. Put two. Put two pads on. - Play with me. - Put two pads on. - He's gonna be playing me going second. - Put two pads on. - You gotta go to like three, bro. It's not-- - Wait, I actually wanna see if-- - No, you're not, I'm not your test monkey. - No. - Okay. - Cam's tripping right now, dog. - I was trying to see if there's a-- - You're tripping. You know I'm a vindictive. Once I get this on, you're cooked. - Exactly. That's so. - Stop playing with me. - Don't go past three. He's gonna put that, he's gonna fire. - Oh, you're gonna feel six. - Jay's gonna jailbreak it, put it to 14. - He don't feel six. I think genuinely one is fine. I think genuinely one is fine, bro. I think one is fine. Rob, you get your and try it. - Okay. I wouldn't hold the other one here. One of your fingers is gonna get a little sparkly. - Okay. - Robbie, suck the back of my. - The answer was your breath, not a baby. You can hold your breath without touching it at all. Here we go. - I should've done that on the plane. - If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? - Purple. - Wait, no, that's not my answer. If you turn a red stone into a blue sea, what is it? - If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become? Come on, P, come on. - Can I get a warmup, bro? - Let's give you some incentive. That's 0.5. Here we go. - Okay. - That's level one. - Okay. - Okay. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become? - If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, did anybody pass art and elementary? What do those two colors make? Purple? Purple, right? - Purp. - Purp. - Your final answer's purp. - Purp. - Purp. - Yeah, go ahead and take a sip. Here you go. See, you're back at six. Yeah, I told you not to touch it. I told you not to touch it. - This one's dead. - It's dead? - Yeah, it was only that one that worked, I guess. - Oh,. Okay. Ah, ah. Oh. - Oh, still on. - Sorry. - It's off, it's off, it's off, it's off. Go, go, it's off. - I'm all wet. - You only have two more questions. Oh yeah, not the first time you've been wet. - Okay, turn it off, turn it off real quick. - It's off, it's off, it's off. - Like fully off, the device. - It's off. - It's off. - Okay. - Holy. - Oh, that bitch looks like a raisin. - Ugh. - Holy. This hurts. Like, this thing even like, you might be putting it on your sanctum sanctorum. - Yeah, where am I? Where's the safer place? - You might be putting it on your vagus nerve. - Right here? - Muscle, yeah. - Yeah, put it on that old sack of meat. - I'm putting it on my forearm bone. - Yeah, you're probably hitting internals. - Yeah. - Yeah, put it on that old slab of meat. Put it on that ham hock. - Holy , boys. - Okay, you only got two more. You're 0 for 2. - Dude, first of all, L question. - The question was wet. If you throw a rock in the water, it becomes wet. Your got caught up on the colors. You say, "Ooh, perp. Herb." The answer's wet. - Okay, here we go. - See? - Dude, I'm literally, I was supposed to go eat after this. I'm drenched wet. - Here we go. - Third question. - All right, here we go. - What's always coming but never arrives? - I mean, me in the bedroom, brother. I like, I don't feel like I'm right there. I'll lose it. I mean, that just gone. Like, where'd it go? It was just, I just felt you. - Hey, I wasn't ready. - What is always coming but never arrives? - Peyton Harden. - Stop it. - Okay. - What is, somebody's coming right now. What is always coming but never arrives? What is always coming but it never arrives? Give me a hint. I deserve one. - Okay. Give me a hint. Now, I deserve it. - Okay. - It is, it's not a tangible thing. You cannot hold it. Can't be bought, purchased. - What is coming but it never arrives? - Yeah. It's not a physical. - So it's an imagination. - Sure. - Bro, these are hard. What are they? I don't know. What is it? - Think for a little bit. Maybe one more hint. - I am. What do you think I've been doing here? - It's not you're getting shocked, Frankenstein. Think of, think of days. This is the biggest hint I could give. - Days? What's coming but never arrives? - Oh, like the 29th of February. - That is a 10, 29th of February. - That's right. - First off, that literally does come. That comes once every four years. - What? - That comes once every four years. It's called a leap year. Idiot. So it does come. This says never comes. Get ready to drink. I'm going in three. - I thought leap years were a myth. - One, two, three, four. - I don't believe you. - I don't believe you'll believe yours. There's that one kick. - Five, six, seven, three. - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. As soon as you complete the drink, you're done. - Your bottle is. - Damn, no, this hurts, dawg. This is. - You're gonna have erectile dysfunction, the forearm. - And my arm, dude. All right, here we go. I'll go two on this one. - Oh, you're a madman. - You can see my arms like getting red. - Oh, God. - What the? - Okay, last one. - I literally asked what are riddles I could ask a fifth grader? That's my Google search. - No one in the back has gotten any of these right. - I literally heard three of them go tomorrow. - No. - The answer was tomorrow. - Oh, was it? - Yeah, always coming, never is here, never arrives. Tomorrow. - Tomorrow arrives. - No, it doesn't 'cause the second you hit the next day, tomorrow's the next day, you dumb sack of. - That was oddly specific. And that's all about perception. - That's not about perception. - Yes, 'cause technically it's always tomorrow. - What does that mean? - It's always tomorrow, if you think about it. - It's never once been tomorrow. - It's yesterday's tomorrow. - You will, what the? - Yeah, go pay it up. - Go pay it up, go pay it up, go pay it up. - You took a sniff of that frog, didn't you? - Yeah. - You licked the toad. Fourth and final, you're O for three with a crumped water bottle. Here we go. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna give you a question that is literally 50/50. - Okay. - It is 50/50. - Okay. - For your final question. - Okay. - What color is the X in FedEx? - Oh, you. Oh, you. Oh, you got two answers. I got two answers. Now, it's either purple or orange, all right? Orange. - It is orange. - Thank God. - It's orange, you're done, okay. - Thank God, you're done. - I wanted you to say purple so bad. - No, dude, I knew it, I knew it. Oh, man. - Holy. - Okay, so my water bottle is at halfway. - No, it's not. Blow into your bottle, blow into it, blow on that bottle. - Fuck. - I mean, that's about a quarter. - Do you know you are a taxpaying grown man? - That's about a quarter. I have eight taxes. allegedly left or right i'll go right i'll go right holy i'm drenched wet hey no seriously like i love you and i know you're vindictive as i never went above six okay give me this all right and i want y'all to see the degree of questions all right just to test if you can feel it yep it's on okay all right oh wow now oh cam are you ready for your riddles i am do i get my honorary uh complimentary swig as well actually i don't want to that'll make me further my chances of losing here we go oh god there's a lot of floaties in this water take a courtesy sip is this on already or is this no no no it's placebo it's placebo it's placebo here we go all right no this is sending electrical shockwave currents here we go i shave every day but my beard stays the same what am i what the i was about to say what the the question what am i i shave every day but my beard stays the same yeah you my friend are a razor take a sip no way what's the answer a barber one two three we're at level one we're at level two we're at level three we're level four four at six five oh no it's stuck oh my god six oh my god come on fourth camera give me some love let's go the strap that was a lot that was a lock jaw holy it's like a bear trap all right oh my god yeah cam's got a vice grip on his thing oh yeah i got a vice grip a couple spots here we go saw you please saw you no the more there is the less you see what the more the darkness yeah no that's right that's right that's right that's right you don't you don't double dutch me oh okay clapping up for cam you got it right oh my god yeah you can't you cannot with me in the cerebral games all right oh oh remove my first letter and i'm even remove my last and i'm odd what am i for the mic okay you turned it on no i did not dude this placebo is a mother move my first letter and i'm even remove my last and i'm odd what am i remove my first letter i'm even ten nine time limit purple answer how was two of your answers were purple oh how did that happen um my first is even seconds odd numbers primes um two four six one three five uh if you if the first set one more time one final remove my first letter and i'm even remove my last and i'm odd first letter i'm even what is it cam go into the mic um final guess l and that would be wrong the answer is seven one seven two three four five six you're good you're good level was that what what hell was that you switched the settings oh my god oh my god dude you like the first click i was yeah oh my god oh my god i think that's what you put on mine the first one bro oh this might be a game fellas all right how many more do i have one here we go oh all right wait the answer was seven yeah i didn't understand it so i asked here we go yeah here we go off the end survey i'm not alive yet i grow no i don't want to do that one my mind if it's so much a lot here we go he's alive okay i have branches but no fruit trunk or leaves what i am i final answer steve government that would be wrong the answer was a bank your ancestors two three five six cheater oh my oh my god i literally could not grip that oh my god show your water bottle you cheating you're a cheater man god doesn't like dishonesty oh my god what level was that be 100 honest oh i to the top oh i literally my fingers were closing i was like that oh oh round of applause oh my god oh my god no it's like stretching yeah no no it literally took me some recovery oh it was bad it feels like you did an easy bar and i just i just went to town yeah oh my knuckles are popping all right that was a great episode cam get a cheater oh my god you cheater appreciate each and every single one of you come back to episode 186 of the you should know podcast we absolutely love you make sure you check that first link in the description below it is the patreon it is the golden place it is the final destination it is the best and only place where you can become a koala member either cub prime or royalty but the community is 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