The Dream is Over | Son of a Boy Dad #431

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And then I just hate my life so much that I'm just living in a constant cloud of sickness. Yeah. You can never get well. Yeah. Well, I think that you can press, like, one domino falling from when you got the inside of your house fumigated to when you brought this, this pox on us. You got me. I got, like, hands foot mouth from you and your kids. You did not get a hands foot mouth. I think it's hand foot mouth. Yeah. So after a thing, I got hand foot mouth from running his kids. That can't be true. And pandas. It's going around. I wasn't a zoo. Yeah. Because we've begun. Can you just do the cloud because I want to talk about the zoo thing because the guy reached out to me and get something very funny to say. All right. Welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today. It is August 25th. It's 1117 AM and we are here live from HQ 3 and a little Sasquatch has it hands for hand foot mouth. I got hand foot mouth from running his kids. It's so passing it around. This guy, this we talked about the zoos and he goes, I'm a zookeeper 10-ish years experience and would be happy to clear up any misconceptions about what we do collectively. I've worked at numerous animal care facilities and love to help people realize how they're a net positive. So that thought that was nice, right? Of course. And his only other message to me previously was, it's nice to know I'm not the only one that has thrown away and dug weed out of the trash. So anyway, his first message kind of made me doubt that he was a zookeeper, but then knowing the weed message, it confirms that he's definitely a zookeeper. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he goes, a lot of folks think, think zoos pull animals straight out of the wild. But this only really happens when there's some sort of intervention needed in order to prevent extinction. Or if a captive population is at serious risk of genetic failure and needs an influx of new genes to prevent serious decline. At his first internship, he was at the San Diego Zoo, wow, starting at the top. Yeah, that's, that's where you go from there. Interning at the White House, yeah. And it was at their breeding facility on Maui for native forest birds that were either extinct in the wild, like the Hawaiian Crow. Of course. One was the last time you saw a crow in Hawaii. Exactly. Exactly. They have chickens. Yeah. They're flush with chickens out there, but barely any crows. But imagine going to the zoo and seeing a fucking crow. They took a former minimum security prison and turned it into a place to save these species from dying out. All right. Well, that's a little on the nose. That's dark. It's prisons and you actually were like, well, why does well, yeah. Welcome to the Alkaraz Center for Alcatraz Center for pythons. It's for animals to play tennis, the Alkaraz Center. Yeah, it's exactly. Most zookeepers wish their jobs didn't have to exist, but in many of these animals cases, there's so much habitat, habitat loss globally that there's nowhere else for them to survive. Tigers and orangutans are a big example of this. So what's going on? Tigers and orangutans. Yeah. They can survive anywhere else but the zoo. Yeah. They're gas letting us. I think those two species in particular have lost so much habitat that they've said, like, will live in on reservations. Somehow my algorithm always shows me the graphic of how many tigers are in each country. I see it like every three months. And the amount of tigers in like India and like Indonesia, there's infinite tigers out there. Really? They're not endangered at all. There are tigers living regular lives out there. I mean, it's got to be pretty tight in India with the people and the tigers. There are a lot of bodies. That's why they have to co-exist. Yeah. But they just have different water fountains. Tigers are pretty cool, man. I like tigers a lot. Yeah. Solid species. Solid species. Solid species. Solid species. So much more interesting than the lions. 3,682 wild tigers in India. So a million. Yeah. That's, that's a lot. What? That's a lot of tigers. Why do you say a million? Because that's what I said earlier and I was wrong. Oh. 3,600 is not that many when they have almost what two billion people in India. How many wild silverback gorillas are there? In India. None. Not in India. Don't look that up. Don't, don't humor him. Well, the first thing says in India. Wow. Here's us. That's why everybody is searching how many there are in India. 210 to 260 breeding silverback mountain gorillas. That's a pretty low population. So there's a million tigers. A million tigers and 200,000 gorillas. So there's about a thousand mountain gorillas. So those are the ones I went and saw in, but they got down to fewer than 200 in Africa. Yeah. This time for Africa. Did it. Did it. Did you think Shakira ever going to die? She's been the same age for 25 years. Yeah. No, she's not going anywhere. What's going on there? Eating spud drink in the blood of children that I had to guess would have to be it. That's usually the answer. She's only 49. When I was like 15, I think she was like my top crush. Oh yeah. Did you ever lost her Shakira? Of course. No way you did. I don't know. I liked her, but she always had that. like a voice that sounds like she was hairy, like she came in, you know, like she was sleeping with cockroaches all night. Every time she was hit that sort of nasal, like, raw, raw, yeah, there's one for the people. No, yeah, love Shakira. What's going on? You have no energy. You have no energy. Sound better. Not only do you not sound better, you're just hitting us with the vicious one word answers. Yeah. I'm fucking dead. I don't know what's going on. I was up feeling shitty. I came in thinking I wasn't going to talk at all today. No, you're going to be talking a lot in protest, and then I saw you, someone needed to pick up the slack for you. Yeah. You're going to grow and got us all sick. I didn't get us sick. I literally, like, if you didn't say anything, I would have been on this podcast just feeling totally fine. And Ron came in and convinced him, yeah, he's like, we're all super sick. You have, but you're just susceptible to suggestions so easily that I could just be like, and you're sick. Like a hypnotist. I'm sick as a dog. I got to get home. You know, you're not even sick, right? I'm so sick. None of us are sick. It's like the more I think about it, it's just like, I might have to go to the hospital. No one has been sick. I don't know why you're feeling like this. I'm mad because of the way that it was perceived that I reacted to the Danny, the fight, which is that it looked like I just didn't do anything and everyone's been talking about. I have all these hero, you know, fantasies and that this was my opportunity. And when finally presented with it, I didn't do anything. I promise you, you're wrong. This was a situation where I arrived there were, you can count them six men on one person. And had I rushed in at that point, you all would be making fun of me for being performative. For piling on when it was totally settled. So I knew that I saw that there was no fucking point in adding, I would have just made things more chaotic. You said you would have just been holding down another bar. I would have been, I would have taken the delivery driver's side to even out the fucking odds. Six on one, try six on two and someone who's been and I'm for war that's shaped my life right now. Yeah. See this shirt made of a military. Yeah. This is an old parachute. It's a flag check. From the pair of troopers that landed on Normandy and really, yeah, that's interesting. No, it's actually made in Japan, who I think were our big enemies in World War II. One of them for sure. Yeah. The Pacific. They definitely didn't have parachutes in their planes either. No. They were taking those bishops to the ground. Yeah. Those didn't even open. You get welded into a Japanese airplane. Yeah. It's made from the skin of a kamikaze pilot, it looks good, but it's fucking sick. Don't even try to tell me otherwise. I'm on the warpath today. Yeah. Gotta be. Why? Because people are being nasty to you. Just misperceptions, misconceptions, fake news. There's way too many misperceptions going around. It is one where like, I saw the other side of those comments, the trolls, right, where I was like, I know that if I had jumped in, they would be making fun of me for this thing, which to me would be worse, which makes me feel like they don't deserve any credit and should all die. What was your ideal scenario? I'm sure you played that out in your head, like say your first responder on the scene. Yeah, first responder, but here's the thing. I would have needed to take my shirt off because it was, it is a Tony shirt maker hands-on Damer's got him made. And I bought it this weekend as brand new, Sean Bray. The buttons are hand-sewn. Of course. Of course. Do you think one-on-one you would have had a better chance than Danny did with that guy? Because that guy was like looking back on the video. That guy was a, like he should be in the NFL. Yeah. He looked like AJ Brown. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Danny's a cop former NYPD cop, he's a pretty tough guy. Danny's first, his initial, his initial move after that he got the drink thrown at him to push the guy back into the elevator to kind of tell him to go back downstairs was a explosive move. That looked explosive. Yeah, it was. Unfortunately, the, the explosiveness. Does anyone know what started the fight? Or is that still like just kind of, I heard something about how like this guy was like taking a picture of G is food with the intention of then stealing it and she caught him and was like, give me my food. That's for me. And he said, no, I'm stealing this. This is all, at this point, it's all hearsay. Really? No, I'm stealing it. That doesn't, that, that seems a little weird. Why? Because I thought that was a perfect explanation. Why would he be trying to steal the food directly in front of the glass door when he could just steal it downstairs? He needed to take a photograph of having put it where it was. That's his proof that he didn't steal it, then he's not on the hook for the free lunch he took. Hmm. Now he's in jail. We're going to need more from you, man. The lack of. Well, I was watching the trial last night. Literally. What's that? So I was watching the trial last night. Live. Really? Yeah, he's getting the chair. I thought it was firing squad. Now they're charging him in Florida for some reasons. Is execution coming back in Florida? Where are they bringing it back? I know what's up there. Did they ever go away in Florida? I thought that there was someplace where they, like, they got rid of a bunch of execution, but now, like, execution is back with vengeance. I heard they were killed. I heard that. I thought it never left in Florida. I thought it was always there. Do you know that in, this was the case in 2010. I don't know if it still is, but in Saudi Arabia, which is a country that is technically governed by Sharia law, right? Of course. Their constitution, you could argue, is the Qur'an. So they take many of their rulings from a religious text, and there was a law that allowed for someone to be publicly stoned to death as recently as 2010. And I remember asking this. I took a Middle Eastern Studies class in college and I asked the professor who was a woman. She was Saudi. So she was always being like, it's not that bad. Really? And then she had to teach us that one day, and I was like, that's pretty bad. And she was like, the odds of it happening are incredibly slim. Here's what needs to happen or for that to happen. You need to walk in on your own wife, fucking another guy in your bed. And then like, you needed to have another direct family member, like her dad also bear witness to that. And if all of those things happened, the village could line up with rocks and throw them at her until she died. This completely hypothetical situation that never definitely happened to one specific dude. Yeah. That's pretty big like I think my wife's cheating on me. I need to get her father walking with me. That's the rules. That's crazy. Yeah. Getting stoned to death would be pretty brutal. But I think I would definitely prefer the chair or the firing squad. The firing squad doesn't really feel like it's that bad for you. You just die. Right? Firing squad's choice. Firing squad's still painful. Is it? I think the least painful even though they say it still is painful is lethal injection. Oh, yeah. But I think it's because they can go wrong. Well, I don't know, I believe they maybe they maybe they knock you out first and then kill you. It's pretty grizzly to think about. I mean, isn't a firing squad? You just get shot. And by six guys, no, I thought only one of them is actually shooting, but they shoot. They hit each one of your limbs like you're at a shooting range. Oh, really? They don't go. They go. They go harm. Leg, leg, arm. So it's not just one shot to the head. Yeah. Is that true that only one of them actually has a real realm from what I've heard is that only one person is actually shooting real rounds, but no one none of the guys shooting know who they don't feel bad. Yeah. So they all assume like, well, I didn't. I wasn't the one. Can you add that? I was just aiming. Yeah. Yeah. You sound like my Saudi professional. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. Can we look that up, Tyler? Is that true? That definitely happened at some level of firing squad. I don't know if that's all firing squad. Yeah. Because, if there's only one person with a bullet, there's a pretty high likelihood that they're not going to kill the guy. Yeah. I mean, in which case, that's a nightmare. Well, no, it's not only one bullet. I think they all, like one gun is filled with real bullets. So what he shoots multiple times? Oh, they're shot. I think they all empty the clip. No way. Yeah. What are you fucking talking about? What do you think they all take one shot? Yeah. They're not holding AK47s. Yes, they are. In places that they're doing firing squads. Okay. You're talking about like in, you know, when we had death by firing squad here in America, it was rifles. Yeah. You're talking about like a war movie where they're like makes someone stand up against the wall. No. You're thinking of like you're thinking of like Al Capone and by the way, dude, massacre. If you're talking about like Syrian firing squads, I guarantee you they don't care about the guilt of the other five guys wondering, like, oh, man, I wonder if my AK47 has the 70 fake bullets that are going to riddle this guy's body. This says historically one or more rifles in a traditional firing squad are loaded with blanks instead of live rounds or see other way around. Yeah. One guy. It's like credit card roulette. you want to be the one. one guy that didn't do shit. Like if everyone's shooting - So that you didn't tell yourself, I didn't kill anyone. - Yeah, but if everyone is shooting real bullets and you're like, oh, they gave me the gun with fake bullets. Like that feels like more like you're gonna feel worse. - It's like letting your little brother hold the controller. - Yeah. - Why not just, they just should just remove that guy from the firing squad. - Well then they know. Everyone knows I had a hand in killing. I've killed someone. - I think you gotta just assume like you probably did kill someone. - Or don't sign up for firing squad as your extracurricular activity. - I mean, if a firing squad, if I'm wrong and the firing squad is like 10 dudes lined up all with real bullets, then that's definitely the best way to get killed. You're to wall with bullets coming out of you. - I think it's probably something. - You're gonna die immediately. - Yeah, you're in 300, walking out the side. I would much rather get that than anything else. - Tyler, what, what, nevermind. I can't even remember what I was gonna, oh, are they told to aim for the head or the chest? - Definitely the head. - I don't think they do aim for the head. - 'Cause they're why, close-cast yet? - Or is it like, - Yeah, the grandmas are coming to the funeral. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, they did to the firing squad. - They said chest, ooh. - Chest area. - Oh, so that is painful. - No, it's not. You don't die right away if you're shot in your chest. - If you get hit with bullets at once to the chest, you will explode. (laughing) - But you'll see it happen. - No, you will not. - No, why? - Here, we'll die immediately. - No. (laughing) - You'll die no matter what kind of gun it is or what kind of bullet it is. If there's eight people shooting at your chest, you're gonna die instantly. - I got a bad feeling. They would just kind of, most of them would miss in different parts of my chest, and I'd be breathing like this for a while. (laughing) Slumped against the ropes that are holding me up. There you go. - Yeah, see, that's a problem. - It happens. - You don't want to survive. - He lived for 60 years after he got killed. - Yeah, his name's 50 cent. (laughing) - 60 years. - Luchos hombres. - He survived a point blank. Kudagross shot to the head in 1915. - That's fucked. I mean, they must have been using those like old like marble bullets that just bounce off of you. - Yeah, air soft guns. - Oh, that's nuts. - How long do you think firing squad by air soft gun would take? - It's so many bullets. - It's like a bucket of fanto with a hair. - Yeah. - Have you ever seen those videos guys who will eat like two ounce or two liter coke with like a paper clip? And they just like. - Oh no, I don't have a saw. - God, dude. - I don't like I've seen that. (laughing) - It just takes forever. - It takes forever. - Yeah, it takes forever. - And air soft gun. It's like getting a laser to death. - Yeah, I've been shot. Have you guys ever been shot by an air soft gun? - Yeah. - It's not that bad. It would take a long time for it to kill you. - Look at these seconds. - You'd have to get shot like 100 times in the neck. - This is, oh. - You think this is real? You think he's not, you know, making this up to some degree? - I mean, it hasn't moved at all, so to sum now. - Two hours. - Is that. - And he has made no progress. - Bro, this is insane. There's no way. - This is so Japanese. - Yeah, what do you think's going on? And what is the, is he at like an event? What is the 99? - Probably. - Because subscribers. - He hasn't gotten up to piss or anything like that. I'm telling you, that's the way. - Oh, there was just a big jump right there. - Yeah, he's cheating. - There's a fake. - There's another jump. - You've been doped. - Yeah. - He's been sitting at this table for three minutes. - Well, I didn't think that these are, I. - Yeah, forget it. This is what I envision Harry doing every night. - He's like, I'm sick. I don't know why. - Time for me to. - He's got my big bowl of energy drinks. - Drink my six energy drinks with a paper clip. Oh, no, it's 9 a.m. I'm so tired. - I mean, it seems like six hours. Like that's now and now no one's doing that. - No one's doing that. - So fucking hot. - Yeah, it's hot as shit. It's like we're in the fucking desert. - What would you guys add to this room to make it more homie? - Air conditioning. - Yeah, definitely. - That's all. - They see the central air. I mean, it's not even like, there's not even like a single thing on in this room. - This air in here is the least circulated air. I actually would imagine we have been re-breathing in our own carbon dioxide the whole time we've been doing this by now. - For years. That's why we're sick every time we come in here. There's mold all over the place. Probably lift up these couches. There's like black mold everywhere. - It feels like we're in a fucking submarine. - Yeah. - We're everything broke. - Well, yeah, haven't we asked them if they could fix it like a hundred times? - Yeah, and they made fun of us. - We need to lock out. There needs to be a lock out until we get a break. - I cannot work in these conditions. I'll walk out and we just continue the episode. It's like a 90 minute episode. But for the last 70 minutes. - We need to go record in like the plan breeze studio and protest or something like that. - Oh, they probably got perfect air flow in there. - Oh, I bet you. - Down to a science. - I mean, it's probably like pH balance with the exact right, you know, it's like casino. - Yeah. - Well, we've been podcasting for four hours. I didn't even realize. Tomorrow, is that the sun coming up? - God, think how long our episode should be. - Yeah, oh, yeah. If we didn't have to get out, it's like, we get an hour and a half and it's like, it's no longer safe for us to be in this room. - Getting air quality alerts on our phone. - Yeah. - What is this? Was it another Canadian wildfire? Or did Jay will just burn it down? - Oh, my God. - It is crazy. It's, I mean, they really got to fix it. I don't know what else to say. To be honest, like. - All right, Christopher will hawk in. - I mean, they said they were gonna fix it. Pete said he was gonna get it fixed, right? - Like he said, he would look into it. And he came up here and he was like, who's doing drugs? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, he said that. - You know, Jay will sets his interior temperature of his house to 77 in Florida. What? - Why? - I don't think it's that crazy for Florida. - Oh, shut up, dude, that's insane. But if you live in Florida-- - That's what this is. - Yeah, but if you live in Florida, it's not that bad. - That's bad. - 'Cause it's probably, what? It's probably a hundred outside. - It's worse in Florida. You need reprieve from how hot it is. - But if you live there, if you live in Orlando all year round, you're probably pretty used to the heat. More so than we are. - Not inside, though. - Yes. - You think about it outside? - Sleeping, I think about sleeping in 77 degree. He said he turns it down when he sleeps. - To wow. - To like 71. - 71, I think, is a good temp. That's what I keep my place at until the nighttime and I crick it down to zero. (laughing) - I wanna be shivering going to bed. - 77 is fucking insane, though. - That's crazy to me. - And my AC is automatically set to 78. - Francis, you struck me as a 68 guy. - Well, it's funny you say that because that would be my temperature and when I'm traveling that is my temperature for sleeping. However, when I sleep in my apartment with my eight sleep, the bed is so fucking cold that I have to turn the thermostat to 73. - You do? - I swear to God, if I have the air at 71 and my bed where it is, I'm too cold. I'm comfortably cold under a full comforter. - How much is the AIDS sleep thing cost? (laughing) - I'm curious as well because my wife is interested in an AIDS sleep. - The AIDS sleep is, it's like, I think it's like 3000, but if you have full blown HIV, it's four. - Oh yeah, if you want the full package. - If you need the immunity boosting. - Yeah. - The prep. - The prep package, the prep package. - I don't know, I think it's like 2800 or something. - I think sounds nice, but I feel like you said it kind of fucks up when you sleep other places now. Like if you go on the road or if you travel. - I meant that just to say that I love it so much that like, - And do you have one in your apartment end up stayed? - I bought one for up stays, well. - I might have to cop one of these. - But I haven't, I haven't had the laptop yet. - Do they sell them out like Best Buy? - They sell them at Best Buy. - Well, sometimes they do. Sometimes they sell stuff like that there. - I just like that you're acting like it's like a chip that you can cash in. - Oh, I think I could probably exchange the laptop for the AIDS. - $5,000 laptop, how much do you think it's depreciated now that you've driven it off the lot? - Yeah, I mean, it's been used I think twice ever. So not much. - So those retain their value pretty well? - Yeah, they should. Probably not though. - I probably don't know. - I literally don't know. - I could probably get like a rack and a half for it. - I'm not trying to hit you with a gutcher. - Maybe two. - Yeah. - Maybe two bands tops. - I sold my guitar for 2500, did I tell you guys? - Yeah, how much did you buy it for? - 3000. - Oh, okay. - Maybe 3500. - Oh, wow. - That's actually pretty solid. - Did you get more joy from your guitar or your age sleep? - Definitely the AIDS. Because I don't know, I wasn't playing my guitar, and I sleep in the AIDS every night. - Yeah, I've had the peak of your guitar. - The peak of my guitar was the first week that I bought it. - Yeah, that's everybody. - And then right after, that it collected dust. - Yeah. - But you ever learned any like good songs at least? - Well, I mean, I had a teacher who would come who was actually the fucking man. - Who came once. - And we would smoke weed and then play into jam. It was really fun. And I was like, I'm gonna do this forever. - You weren't learning shit. You guys were probably just playing a random ass. - No, he was giving me like scales and things to work on. But the problem was that it's just anytime I wanna play music, I would just end up sitting down at the piano. - Who's weed? Who's weed was it? - Mine. - So he would come over to your house, you'd pay him and then you'd smoke him up. And he would just play guitar for me. - Well, the first time we didn't do any of the weed. No, he would play chords while I would solo and then we would switch. - And did you have enough chords at that time where you could hear nice? - I started playing guitar when I was in seventh grade. - Got it. So you were a facel, it's not like this. - And I took lessons for like five years then I was in jazz band all that shit. - Yeah, I got it. - So you kinda knew what you were doing. - You didn't know any Hendrix? - Yes, you didn't know any Hendrix? - We did not. - Purple haze. - Nope. - No, strictly white music. - Oh, no prince. - All along the watchtower. - Purple rain. - No. - To Dylan's song originally. It's white. - All along the watchtower, yeah. True. Well, ever since Jimmy bastardized it. - Yeah. - So we'll never touch on that again. - I ruined it. - Do you want, what jazz instruments did you play? - I played piano and I played clarinet. - clarinet. - I think about all those musicians who died after like one or two albums were immortalized forever because they just never had the opportunity to make a bad album. - Yeah. - And they would think that if your inspiration Amy Schumer had stopped after her first special, we would look at her the same way that we look at Louis. Probably not because Louis has like eight really good albums. - Yeah, but her first special was spectacular. - Yeah, but it's still you wouldn't be looking at her as the greatest of all time. - You don't think we'd have some kind of like cult hero status for Amy Schumer? - No. For one special. - Died too soon. - Died. - That's what you're saying if she died. - Oh, she's dead in this scenario. - What happened here? - I thought you said that she just stopped making albums after that one. - She was Jimmy Hendrix. - Okay, yeah, probably. She'd probably be considered as like one of the greats. - Yes. - Yeah. - One special dead. - So then we'd have to say about her that she survived too long. - Yeah, yeah. I mean, you either die here or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. - Spot on. - Exactly. - Or that's, I mean, that's what Achilles said when, no, that was Batman said that. - No, it actually wasn't. (laughing) It was a Harvey Dent. - Harvey Dent said that. - And you know who wrote it? Was Christopher Nolan's brother. - Really. - And he got, he was like annoyed almost that his brother had come up by far the most memorable line of the entire trilogy. - Yeah, that's tough. Did he get paid at least? - I would assume so. - I'd be like, you got to throw him at least like 10 M's for that. - M's for the Dark Knight? - For the Dark Knight. You come up with the best line in the Dark Knight. That's 10 M's. - No way. - Yeah. What do you think it is? - That's $100,000 and a weekend at the lake house. - What? - 100 bands. - For a line. Christopher Nolan's not getting up for 100 bands. - But it was his brother, wasn't it? - Exactly. - I think they collaborated frequently on their movies. - Oh really? - I think so. - Interesting. - A little bonus, a bonus is nice. But when Odysseus went to the River Sticks and talked to Achilles, well, he talked to Achilles and Achilles, he was like. - Tendon. - He was offered nice. (laughing) - Your back. - Welcome back. - You're not sick at all. (laughing) - I was blowing us into a false sense of sickness. - I know, I know. - That's all the rules. - Turns out you've been writing with those cockroaches all night writing killer material. Which he met up with Achilles. - And Achilles had the option of living a short life and being a hero or living a long life and not having to spend the rest of his eternity on the River Sticks or whatever and fucking Hades. And he was like, don't take the glory. Don't worry about the glory. The most important thing is being alive. The most important thing is having a long life. - Really? - For the Schumer of it, Schumer maybe would have been a legend if she won off, but it's just better to be alive. - Right. - It's better to be among the living. - Is it though? - Good question. - Good question. - This is fucking Achilles talking, bro. - This is not me saying-- - I don't know Achilles like that, though. - Brad Pitt, I can't just trust him with everything. - You either die a hero or you live long enough to tear your Achilles. - Yeah, exactly. - Because the way, oh, that's what happened to Kobe. - Yeah. - And then he died again, fuck. - By the way, I have a major life thing. - Yeah. - I have a major life thing I want to ask you guys about because it's something I'm really considering, which is I think I want to become a single dad. - Oh, really? - Interesting. - I think I'm gonna do, and Ron, I care far more about your opinion on Harry's. - 50/50. - Well, you're a father and Harry's-- - Not. - I don't know. - You're talking to a future father one day. He's an aspiring father one day. He'll be a father one day for sure. - So yeah, so I'm thinking I'm going to find probably like a very poor Latin woman. - Oh, I thought that you were going to go traditional adoption style, not come up style. - I need one of my own. - One for me. - How do you get her out of the equation, though? - What? - I say, how are you going to move? - Oh, you spare. - She'll be a surrogate. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - What, that's a surrogato. - Yeah, yeah. - Aren't you worried that you'll maybe like what if you guys like fall in love? - Oh, I'll never meet her. - Oh, well, how are you going to-- - You'll do a shout out. - Oh, I see. - He's sending it through Jason Kelsey's beer company. - He'll do a hand off through ice. I'll be like, wait, that one's mine? Okay, now take it. - Well, I Latin. - They're the most ripe. - They're fertile. - Yeah. - Oh, why don't I have a batch then? - I'll start with one and see how athletic they become. And yes, they will be trans. - I think so as a-- - So that we can choose which leagues to enroll them in for dominance sake. - I know a lot of short Mexicans, I was going to say. - Well, that's why I need to find-- - You need to check the magazine. - A very tall Latin consuela. - Are there, what's the tallest Latin person? - It's the tallest group of Latins. - Brazilian. - Probably-- - There's that one, that one Native American dude who's on the Cowboys is six nine. - Ooh. - Are you sure you don't want a Native American? - Oh, that would be cool too. - Maybe you could just have one of his children. - You could be the surrogate, yeah. - I think Native Americans have the highest percentage chance of getting into elite universities. Like, admissions committees give the most leniency to people of tribal roots, yeah. - Really interesting. So I mean, I made that up, but that's my perception. - Yeah. - 'Cause guys love saying I have a black friend, but imagine saying I have a Native American student that might have an indigenous person that I was with. - I have an indigenous on deck. Yeah, maybe it, but-- - Is there like a dating app where you can find an indigenous woman? - No, I think they don't have phones. - Tindigenous? (both laughing) - All right, back. - Back, back. - You actually are, might be back. - You might be back from that one. - That was way better than the tendon. (both laughing) - People are shit that you put together. - Tindigenous is great. (both laughing) - These people are all insanely short. You're never gonna have a tall kid if you're going with a Latin woman, yeah. - Five, three, four, five, four. - Golly. - That's the way top tallest was five, four Puerto Rican. - Yeah. - And that's American. - Yeah. - But here's the thing, you know, I think that if I become a single father, first of all, no one will meddle with my parenting techniques. So all the imprinting is my own. I get to download, upload all my own software to this kid. - Yeah, that is true. - It is all you. - Well, what kind of responsibility? - What style of parent would you be? Like, what are you hoping to teach them? - How to fend for themselves? So how to, yeah, how to be independent, 'cause I'm not gonna be around much. - Yeah. (both laughing) I have very busy schedule and until they can play golf, they're not gonna be with me. - Yeah, of course. - But I will outsource a lot of the parenting to probably a Latin, - A Latin. - A Latin. - To sort of just like keep them close to their roots. - Well, you'll need a day, nanny, night, nanny, weekend, nanny. - Yeah. - You're gonna need to have a trio of controls. - Which I can afford. - So you're just getting like a roommate pretty much. (both laughing) - You're getting a rotating cast of different aids to roommates. - Maybe you should just adopt like a 12 year old. - Stop telling me to adopt. (both laughing) - My genes are important. - I need an heir. - If you adopt it, like you could be a father today. - You could pick up a kid today. - I wonder about that. - And you could be like, if you get a 12 year old, like you're out of the game in six years. - Six years. - It's less easy. - You don't even have to pay for their school, 'cause they're gonna be indigenous. It would be nice to have a full ride, full ride everywhere. Even though you can absolutely afford it, we're going to let you in on this one. By the way, I don't know about that. What was the question you just asked before that, though? I said adopt. Yeah, adopt. So what do you want them to be like? It was one of those two. Adopting, it would be nice to get a kid whose house broken already. Yeah, 12 is the sweet spot. No, I think it's like four probably, right? That's a lot of years. You want a kid that's born in the blood. In the what? Born in blood, it's been through it. Because then everything is just like a level up. They're like, oh my god, this apartment is so nice. Oh, so one that has known squalor. Exactly. That I've rescued. Yeah, you rescue the kid. How long until they become accustomed to their nice things? I need to kind of keep them in like a middle, like a halfway half way. Yeah, I think that's why you need to get someone that's like 12 or 13. Adopt them to abuse them. Yeah, I feel like that happens a lot. I feel like there's always like someone who adopted like nine kids and they've all been chained to a radiator. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a couple of documentaries about that. It's pretty great. It happens all the time. Well, you probably would get insane supplementary welfare checks and stuff like that. Tax rate offs would be nice. It's definitely a right off. Because I've been looking into how many specific livestock animals I need to own in order to qualify my home as a farm. What is it? Like one cow? No, it's a few. I think it's a few. It depends on the state. But in New Jersey, if like, if you have a certain number of chickens, yeah, maybe a llama or two, you get farm subsidies. Intro to tax rate because I know Rick Ross has like a big ass cow, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's no magic number. No, he doesn't have to pay Uncle Sam. Have you guys ever heard that Rick Ross song where he's like admitting to date rape? Yes. It's like bollyaw in a champagne. She ain't even know it. Took a home and I had that. Yikes. Yikes. It's a tough one. Yeah, it's a good one to play in front of your boys though and see if they notice. You're all you're vibing to this? Yeah. Oh, cause listen closer to the lyrics. Yeah. Let me send you this genius link. Why should you come on out, Chris Hanson? Yeah, it's pretty insane. Chris Hanson's getting now that they've got this movie coming out. He's having a renaissance. I thought they were kind of grilling them. They're kind of, they're kind of grilling them. They're kind of blaming him for both like kind of glorifying this maybe and also for knocking men down when they're at their low. It's like both sides. What is which side is knocking them down when they're at their low? Petafiles united. United petafiles rights organization. Wait, there's not like an actual thing. What is it? Nambla. Nambla, yeah. North America, yeah. Man, boy, love. But he's saying that he made it too popular. Like people were doing it. So hopefully they could get onto to catch a predator. Like it was the prices right. Give me like one down and like give them a big hug. Like he's drew carry or some shit. Maybe that happened like once. There's no chance anybody ever wanted to be on it. They're always like, I knew this was going to happen. Yeah. I knew this was fake. As you go, you can check it out. I carried out handcuffs and being like, my album's dropping in two weeks. Yeah, that's great. There probably is a world in which you could spin in and be like, I was trying to get on the show. Yeah. I had no intentions of ever doing anything. I just wanted to be on the show. You should be making a concurrent side documentary. Yeah. If you're ever getting into behavior like that. So you have plausible. Yeah. Yeah. Road to catch road to catch a predator. To my life as a fake pedophile. Catching to catch a predator. Yeah. Like seeing if we could catch them. Yeah. Poking, finding the flaws. Yeah. Does he? Has he talked about like the kind of like fan to catch your predators that have all spawned from. Those ones are crazy. Yeah, those ones I feel like are probably like, I'm just meeting people in a target with food court and beating the shit out of them in the fucking screwdriver. Yeah. Like you think those are like, is that a good thing or is that a bad thing? I don't know. It's hard to judge. Vigilante justice. Vigilante justice. But it's Vigilante justice. Srirxly for social media views. Yeah. And it's kind of pre-crimey. And I guess that's also what Chris Hansen was doing. And once those people see how many social media views it's getting, you're going to want to get on that. Oh, that's pre-brown. It's like going on Caleb Hammer. Yeah. I guess maybe we'll go through it a little bit. But like you're going to get a lot of publicity. Yeah, maybe you get a zinger in. This is a lot of it. That pedophile's funny. Yeah. Yeah. That pedophile's pretty clever. Maybe we should get into that as a podcast. We were just had that meeting with sales. Like we should tell them like, that's we're going to have six pedophile hunting videos. And I started a pedophile sting. Yeah. Plan for around the fall, but probably it'll bleed into the spring. When's good for you guys? How do we package this? I mean, I think that could really play. I think it definitely would. I think they would eat that up because if they don't buy it, why? Yeah. What do you try to hide? You're trying to support pedophiles? Yeah. What are you not trying to put money behind? What message are we putting out there? Honestly, yeah. Now that you're not thinking about it, every branch would be behind those videos. Yeah. Probably sponsored by the grocery store. You should have a shirt on. It looks like you're a NASCAR. Covered with brands. Every brand is doing what they can to get a get a weight. Get against the pedophiles. Francis, I do think the creative writing side of you and the method actor side of you will be a great guy in the chat room who's luring the like 42-year-old bait trailer park guy. Well, you know, you know, because I moonlight as a only fans typist. I have about 15 women whose messages I do because they're busy. And so I'm used to talking to really thirsty dudes. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch to just lower my age. No, not at all. From 21-year-old woman to 14-year-old boy. Moring them on. It is. It's funny to watch that show now because it's like that the chats are so outdated. Oh, yeah. There's so many like got to go BRB like RLY question mark emoji. What's RLY? Really? Oh. That should be your favorite. I was thinking of Roppel. The word you say more than any other word. I was seeing a rolling on floor laughing. Oh, that's pretty good too. That's a classic. Yeah. Yeah, but that showed me that you don't have it anymore. Well, you didn't know what RLY was. All of your your tendogenous goodwill has been lost. We're just like just like the head. Yeah. L-M-T-P-D-O. Which one was that? Laughing my pre-pubescent dick off. That's great. The problem is we would have to find a boy that looks like he's 14 because that's what to catch a predator did. They had like a girl on site that looked like she was on it. But in the chat rooms it's like you literally can just be like lazy 14 new jersey. Yeah, but then what happens when they're asking for nudes? What are you going to send to ground man's penis back? They'll immediately know on being sent up on being tubes. Chris Hances is famous for his dick pick. But isn't that actually what they did? They had like that girl because it's the same girl every time. Yeah, but they weren't sending the nudes. Well, of course. But they were sending like photos of her. Or maybe they had. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Well, that girl would always look back. I'm just in the back. I'll come right out and taking a shower. Yeah, she would run quick. Yeah, she would be there upon arrival. And then immediately she would go back to say shit. What are you like calling her a coward? Kind of. She was an actress. Hey, commit to the role. She would think she'd stay in the pocket long enough. I don't think she stayed in the pocket nearly long enough every single one. To catch a predator. Season three six episodes. No, there were some episodes where she would like kind of go around the kitchen island. They kind of be like, yeah, she would kind of be like feeling it out. Yeah, they would chase her. Yeah, because like you want some cookies. Yeah, I think that's staying in the pocket. I don't think so. I think there's some bait girls that were extraordinary method actors. Because I don't think they really get enough for the most part to get the guy, to get an actual case. How many of these guys are actually getting locked up? The second they arrive and what, the second they get out of their car, they're cooked. No, because they're just like, I'm just here to have pizza. That's what I can't eat. I'm hungry. You took your pants off, sir. It's very hot. It showed up with condoms. There was no AC and beer. That's the thing. But even if they hadn't, it's like the fact that they came. Some of them would always be like, I came here to tell her she shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, which is smart. They're trying to save her. These are these clever pedophiles we're talking about. You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be doing this. Because not everyone's going to be cool like me. In fact, where's your dad? Let me talk to him. Do you? Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. There's a lot of bad pedophiles out there. I like me that. You're lucky to be hilarious. I mean, you would think that a lot of these guys, but it didn't kind of become a thing towards the animal people were like recognizing like the girl or like they knew it was going to be a setup or some shit. - There's some guys who would stay in their car and stuff. - Yeah. and they'd still like descend on them. - Yeah, of course. That's gotta be, I mean, unreal. There's gotta be, they gotta bring that show back in a way. - I think they are. Or it doesn't need to do it privately or something. - I don't know. - That would be much better. - Does it hurt? - Patreon. (laughing) - He doesn't know cameras. Why don't you take a seat? - It's just audio. It's a podcast now. - For 10 bucks, you can get the case of beer the guy brought. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know why people would be like, you're attacking men at their lowest. Like the crime of like exposing and shaming guys who are going through a tough time, which is soliciting sex with minors is like a way lighter thing than the potential of having sex with a kid. Like that's like the most damaging crime you could commit. - Also, I don't wanna like really get into the mind of a pedophile here, but I would imagine that's probably their highest. (laughing) - Like at that moment. - Before Chris Hanson walks in, they're like, this is the best moment of my life. - They're like, I love dessert. (laughing) - She's actually exactly as I thought she would do. - It's all going according to plan. (laughing) - You're real? And I wasn't happy? - Yeah, I don't think so. - I don't know. - I just thought you were gonna be like, really overweight 12-year-old. (laughing) - You're perfect. - Yeah, and then Chris Hanson walks in and now you're at your lowest. And it's probably a pretty big low, but it was just a big high. (laughing) - It just balances it out. - Oh, by the way, I think it's important I should update. I will not be competing on the Olympic handball team in 2020. - Oh, it's a different team. - Now that was always the team. - Oh, no, what happened? - It turns out they're quite good. - Fuck. - And that the idea, the idea, that someone with a media presence and following could somehow just like walk onto the team under, like through a back door. - Oh, they staged a mutiny. - Bro, there's like an entire Olympic meritocracy checking committee. - Oh really? - That ensures that there's no, not no Tom Foulery about who gets on a team or like, may probably nepotism any of that stuff. - There's probably like politicians kids who have tried to buy their way. - Yeah, they'll come watch practices and be like, that guy sucks. Is he related to the fucking coach? Get him out of here. - Really? That's interesting. - They'll literally check that. There's like a process for that. - But what if you are actually just insanely good at it? - I think the people who were inviting me were under the impression that I was an absolute freak, which I was 15 years ago. - At handball. - Specifically? - At sports. - Oh, okay, okay. They were like excited about they were like, you know, you're a lacrosse player. That's the exact sort of like skill set and body type that translates well to this sport. In fact, in lacrosse, we used to train on Fridays. We would play and I was good at it. Yeah. - Yeah, it's fun. - But like, I was like, guys, I'm gonna be 39 in 28. - Why are you talking, who were you talking to? Who is this person that's reaching out? Like they have big people? Like the head of the Olympics? - Vladimir Putin. - Oh my god. - And they told you, like, so you talked to them again and they were like, you don't know if you have noticed. - No, I was speaking to someone who was recruiting me and then I was like, this, and he wanted me to come to this tryout over Labor Day. And I was like, well, I was, there's a pretty fun like event that I was gonna go to Labor Day. - Yeah. - It's like, I'll come, but I better be on the team. - And they said, don't come? - No, he was like, come. And then I was like, can I talk, I need to speak to someone who might be a little bit more. I just need a better sense of how realistic this actually is. So then I spoke to the CEO of USA Handball, who was a great dude, and he was like, did he not gonna happen? - No, I was like, he was like, you know, we think you have a good shot based on your kind of credentials and like the way how athletic you are and stuff like that. And I was like, okay, be realistic with me about the time commitment and the skill set because I've been watching clips of this sport. First of all, it's insanely physical. - Yeah. - Can you play a little bit of a, we don't know what to put it in? I just wanna get a content. - As long as you stay in front of a person, you can fully like wrap them up. - Oh yeah. - It's not basketball, it's way, way more rough than basketball. And I won't play basketball anymore 'cause of the likelihood of me getting injured. - I mean, this would be incredible. So they said, they said pretty much it's not gonna happen. - No, I was like, I'm not gonna make this team. We need to be realistic about this. - And they're saying you will make this team. - They were like, well, we wouldn't say that. We thought you had a good chance. But I think like-- - Have fun on your Labor Day plans because they better be pretty fun if you're giving up your Olympic dreams for your Labor Day plans. - Those guys don't look that athletic. - Yeah, just you would dominate this. Hell or we talk about that. - There's no bros. - These guys are fucking twigs. - Dude, they're huge. - And they're all like old. - They're not big. None of these dudes are bigger than you. - They're 26 guys. - None of these guys are bigger. - All right, well then, let's just go to the time commitments part of it. - Oh my god. - I was free. - The CEO guy was like, I was like, what would it look like? And he's like, well, in the year leading up to the Olympics, we would probably want you to go to Europe for three to four week chunks to play on a club team. So that you are playing at the standard we need you to get to in order to improve. - So you would get minutes. What about just having you on the bench or something? - There's only 14 guys on the team. There's really not that many spots. I think almost everybody on the team has to be able to play. - What if you're goalie? - I wondered about that. - This goalie looks pretty easy to play. - I'm not flexible enough. You need to be able to kick over your head. - Last time I did that, I split my tuxedo. - Yeah. - So you can do it. - I couldn't even come close. - I mean, I really think this is like I'm not convinced that you could not compete in this. - Who's calling me right now? - Oh, dentist. - Is that today? - Oh no. - I missed my appointment today. - Oh no. - I'm such an idiot. I knew there was something I had to do today. - That goalie King Kick pretty high. He's also fat as fuck. - They're fat and they're all like balding. - They don't even have a fucking cancellation policy. - That's gone. - It's like a druski skit, the goalie. He's like a fat like fucking flexible guy. (laughing) - I still think you could easily make this team. - Guys, it's going to suck when we often travel to Europe for three weeks at a time though. - These guys are freaks. - This is literally the attack defend game that they have in surviving bar stool. - Yeah, this is gym class. - That's what everyone says. - You could easily do this. - You're totally underestimating how in shape and aflight I can strong these guys are. - Also, I hate to break it to you, but the red team is winning by almost 10 points. So it seems like they probably just win everything. - Denmark is the best. - Yeah, they are the best. - You don't really have to be that good. Unless are they trying to make USA beat Denmark? - They're trying to get them to compete better. We only qualify for this sport in the Olympics when we host the Olympics and we are get the automatic qualifier. - Interesting. It seems like-- - Can we get run out of the gym? - Because-- - This is an extremely high scoring game. - Yeah, it is. It's not that hard to score, I don't think. But I asked them, I was like, listen, you know, I'm gonna be 39. Like, surely you'll be able to get like 123 year old recent division one LaCrosse volleyball fucking basketball guys who are the same pedigree that I am, but 15 years younger and in way better shape to try out and he's like, you would think that, but for some reason we have not been able to convince these people, which is why we wanted someone like you to come bring awareness. And I was like, well, then if I do that, I'm opening the doors to being unseated by the very people I'm supposed to be attracting, which means it would not be in my interest to broadcast how possible it is to play this sport in the Olympics. - Well, tell them to reach out to me, I'm interested. - Yeah, you're more of the age demographic. - Yeah. - And like, your explanation. - I could get to tip top shape by the Olympics. - 2028. - Yeah, that's too you, that's easy. - The truth is, is that time commitment was too much to reconcile with boy dad, which is the priority in my life. - We would come there, do not use us as an excuse. I'm saying that you don't achieve your dreams. - We'll get a little pad out in Europe. - I got off that call and I was supposed to go to the gym for my second workout of the day, went straight to the snack closet. (laughing) Then I went and ate pasta for dinner, and I was like, thank God. - Yeah, I don't have to be that guy anymore. - I don't have to be that guy anymore. - I did that twice and it was too much. (laughing) - Trained for two weeks for the Olympics? - I would love to know the ages of the guys on this team. There's gotta be someone who's 40. - 45, 45, just having a blast out there. - But doesn't that also make you wish you were born in like Denmark, Francis? - Oh, I've always wished to that for a number of reasons. - If you would have lived in Denmark, do you think you would be on this team right now? - Um, maybe. Maybe, what else are they really good at? - I mean, this would be unreal if you were in this. - I was very excited. about the prospect of being in the Olympic Village and having like three sums with Latvian soldiers. Yeah. Exactly. You know, that's where you would be creating your superchild. Shackle Slovakian shot. And now you have to adopt. Yeah, and meeting my wife there. Now you're adopting from Playblow. Yeah, now I got nobody. From Tijuana. What about the winter Olympics? You think you can get in on that at all or now? I think the belief there is always Bob sled. But I don't know how far I gotta go to find one of those. The Denver has badminton. Like Placid has Bob sled. Do they? Yeah. That's where they train. Yeah. You might be right. I've done the Bob sled in Lake Placid. Yeah, but that's old school Bob sled. No, they got everything. They got a whole train for 30. They got the hide. They got the skiing jump thing. Maybe ski jumping Frances. No, that's insane. I'm not gonna judge fucking insane. Guys, I'm a father now. I have to consider my family and what I'm putting him through. Yeah, you don't want your kids. Yeah, boy just announced that he's a boy. You don't want to have to watch your kid have to watch you sailing through the air for three minutes straight. People are in the air for so long. It's fucking insane. And you gotta do the shit with the squirrel. Flying squirrel. Take watching your security guard get beat up. Yeah, again, just so brutal. It's a very tense circumstance. I would not have uploaded the video personally if I had the video of what of Danny getting dragged through the lobby. Oh, are you talking about that again? Yeah. Did you just bring it back there? We just brought it back in. I was thinking about this dentist appointment and how I missed it. Oh, yeah. I was trying to think about why I missed it. You know, that's you know, they give you cavities extra cavities now. Yeah, you're going to need a silver cap to fill. Yeah, like the guy from fucking home alone. Yeah, maybe it was gold. Yeah, I love missing and missing an appointment. Oh, I don't. They're going to charge. They charge you for it. I suspect that. Change your card. Cancel your card. Yeah, change your identity. 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Well, it's probably good for the sickness that we all have sweat and it all out a little bit. That's nice. It's what it gets in the toxins out the hand foot mouth. If I'm if I'm ever getting this shit beat out of me, can you guys promise that you're just not going to film it? Yeah, don't film it. And honestly, like, please don't film me ever, please don't, Francis, please don't film me getting beat up if I ever do. No, I wouldn't do that. I would like to say that I'll come and help you, but it depends on what I'm wearing. Yeah, and how many people are already helping. But here's the good news. I'm actually raising a mixed martial artist. Oh, wow. So he'll be oh, yeah, it will be good to have like just another another brow around the house. Yeah, another guy. Why not twins? Why are you aiming for earth when you could shoot for the moon? Well, I, three is a good question. Yeah, three is a crowd. Yeah, the eight sleep only has two cooling zone. So it's me and me and one kid is to choose his temperature. And then that's it. Because two kids, it's like, it's like, why are you guys always here, you know, get out, get out and do something. Yeah, go play. The other part of it is that, yeah, that they can play with each other. True, they do keep each other busy. Yeah, I think the key is when you have kids in New York, it's kind of, you got to let them go early. Like once they hit four, it's like start learning how to take the train. Get on the subway. Start smoking. Yeah. Quit smoking. You think if you grew up in New York, you would like, you'd be like, fucked up. I think that that's so overstated. I agree with that. I don't. I think people act like it's like, oh my god. Like people think it's the movie kids. Like that you're outside like smoking crack and getting aids. If you're like a kid growing up in New York, I think everybody that's a kid growing up in New York is like pretty well adjusted and calm. Who drugs? Who is like a cra- who's an example of like a crazy person that like grew up in New York? Derek Drescher, my good friend. He grew up in New York. Yeah, but he grew up in the crack age. He got arrested. I think what, 29 times, he said. Do you know where they're you know where else they're doing drugs? Maine. But that's not until you get Pennsylvania. The suburbs of Pennsylvania. That's until you get hurt at work and then they prescribe you like, Vicodin. That's where the opioid epidemic was one of the ground zeroes of it. Probably round one. Well, no, I think that was West Virginia. I know. That's what I'm saying. Ground zero was West Virginia. Ground one was Maine. Yeah, because you guys like fucking sender or some shit. The lumberjacks were all having back pain and then they were prescribing it up there. Yeah, but didn't you guys also had like a politician that was like then who like made it all super legal or attainable. Senator Sackler. Yeah, and then he moved then he quit his politics job and got hired by the Sacklers and was like on the top of their board. Well, you know, the Sackler family owns the Amon and Turks and Kicos. When you're when you're when you're in that island, Oasis paradise sipping on the best Piniac lot of you've ever had, think about it. Damn. That's crazy. They throw a little couple oxies in there. Yeah, like, watch this so good. Yeah, couple oxies you know, pain. I feel incredible. Pools chlorinated with powder. Did you guys ever watch dope say time release? Yeah, so good. Yeah, that's really good. One of the best shows I've ever seen. Did you ever watch the pay the Netflix one painkiller? No. That one's kind of mid. I'm trying to decide which new show that I'm going to watch. There's three out that I've heard a rave reviews about. Do tell do tell one that's in the like horror comedy out of New England. Yeah. Yeah. You watch that? No, I didn't watch it. Tyler Tyler said he watched it. It's great. Legends, lanterns and furious. I've heard good. Skip all the through all three of those. I heard curious shit. Pretty good. I also just recently heard that season three of true detective was excellent. Oh, almost. Season three. I heard it was terrible. Really? Let me let me guess they could barely catch the guy and then they catch the guy. Am I close? I heard it was like, I heard it was not good. Season one of that show beef was really good. I saw there's a season two. I watched season two. Season two was way better than season one. I didn't see season two. You should watch season two. That's your next show. Beef is? Yeah. Yeah. Season two is really good. Season one was pretty good too. Yeah. It was high. Season one was, yeah. It was high. Well, you're, you have, we need to stop Asian hate with you. Oh, yeah. The season anti-Asian streak and you that colors or everything you see. I'm not sure what I'm going to go on with my son. I'm just saying season one is good. Season two is phenomenal. And is the cast the same? No. No. Because they're not what anymore. Asian. Exactly. Except are they? Who? Oh, yes. I think the guy who's the fitness guy who's the best character in the whole show has some Korean descent. The show's created by Koreans. Koreans made the show. So you probably won't like it because you hate Asian people. You're going to get me in a lot of trouble with the Asian people. Because it's true. My backers. Because it's true. Unlike me. I'm bought and paid for by the Asian lobby. I'm like me. I love all races equally. That's not true. Yes, it is. You're saying nasty things about that guy who came into our office. yesterday was what I was the one that was like get off of him. Let him be. This guy's got a family to go home to and he's like, no, I don't. It would have been unreal if you went in there and just heard it swinging on other barstable employees. It's just a full mosh pit in there. It's 10 dudes fighting. I don't know what had with Danny was fighting the Uber guy. I actually thought it was big. Imagine if like, uh, what do you think would have happened if another Uber East guy showed up when that was happening? Like it's very likely that that would have happened. You know that they are obligated. It's like the Samurai code you have to get in that. Yeah, you have to they have to all like if all the elevator doors open, like it was the matrix. Just get into a harder level after you defeat them every time. People are just other barstable employees rushing in and more Uber East guys coming up. The elevators. I think they got to redo that at rough and rowdy. Yeah. Danny get Danny back in the ring versus that guy. Come on, bro. But Danny wears a helmet this time. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, clear on advantage. If I'm Danny, that's bad. I mean, ideally on advantage on advantage. That what I said. It's like a grading misuse. I'm not I'm not all there right now. I'm in space clear on him, clear on advantage, disadvantage. It's a clear disadvantage. There you go. We'll cut that in. What are you doing this weekend for instance, brother? What's this weekend? Oh, I'm going to I'm going to Monterey, California for a draft King's event. Very nice. Yeah. Are you going to be golfing out there? I think hosting a golf event. Oh, yeah, very fun. Are you into that kind of thing hosting? I mean, I'm just going to be like shaking hands and kissing babies and stuff. You thrive at that. Yeah. I'm going to put it on an absolute 10 out of 10 masterclass. What's going to be your drink of choice? Maybe a Pocante Margarita? Hmm. I don't know. I try not to drink too much at work events. Okay. Anyways, well, look, because I don't know, I don't want to come home. I have to take the red eye home to do son of a boy, dad. Oh, yeah, you don't want to do that any night. I'm taking the red eye. You don't want to get all shit faced for that. Yeah, exactly. It's going to be tough. No, but that red eye, you get shit face on the red eye. No, it's such a bad idea. Very bad. It's such a bad idea. Where did we take a red eye home from? Did we know me and Ron was it from when we started eating? Yeah. And we got, I got, we got bloody marries at that place. I remember I was housing the bloody Mary. So so nervous for the flight. We said your ears were ringing because they were so salty. It was the worst I've ever felt on a plane. I was like, this is going to be great. I'm just going to have like a bunch of bloody marries and then just pass out as soon as we can. Or we like like the beach in like, yeah, tennis beach. We're you're drinking like Michaladas or some shit, some shit. But then we got to the airport. I remember I sat down at the bar next to the gate and I drank as many bloody marries as I could in that amount of time. And then I got on the flight thinking I was just going to pass out. This was also the flight that really sparked my outrage of the first class list because Rome was first class and me and Tommy were like 48 F. It was the biggest fucking plane and we were the last row of the entire thing. I remember I texted, I texted Rome when we got off. And I was like, did you get, did you leave? And he was like, I'm already home. The time he got off of the plane. I had a fully uber back to Brooklyn. Yeah. So, but I remember, I remember getting on the plane and then being like, I'm not, I'm not there yet to sleep. Oh, you're not like, you're not going to pass out. I'm not going to pass out. So I had another brew and then I just didn't sleep. Just stayed up getting sober. Yeah, just hung over hung over on the flight. That sucks. Yeah, that's so brutal. I just booked a flight last night to I use a global upgrade for a flight to London. Oh, I played my sister for Eagles, for the Eagles game. Yeah, I use my flight upgrade for that too. Can't wait. We should fucking. You don't have global upgrades. I don't. You have. You have international, only regional. You do regional upgrades. I only have regional upgrades. Fine, those are fucking came up on the ground by this box of protein bars and get a global upgrade or premium regional Jesus. I was flying a couple of weeks ago, just, and I saw somebody with a platinum bag tag. I wouldn't put that on my bag if you paid me to. That's going to have your bag coming off. They beat the shit out of your bag. If they see that, they just give out. Do they get bit because I've never gotten a bag tag ever. It's probably going to you the food gaze address that you give them. True. It's probably one of my parents apartment, your tax hit your parents house. It is, uh, I, um, I've been getting packages delivered to my old apartment. And I don't know what they even are, but I keep getting notifications being like, your package was delivered. And then I look and it was brought to West Village. And I'm like the West Village. Is that some sort of prescription subscription? I don't know. I don't know what it would be, but it's like a multiple package coming from Norton packages, coming from North Carolina. Where are you traveling this fall? Uh, well, I'm going to Tokyo. Oh, that's going to be fun. So that's in September, though. End of September, right at the beginning of the fall, right at the beginning of football season, right at the beginning of fall, right at the beginning of the fall. That's right at the beginning of football season, though. You're not worried about that with the time difference. You're going to miss your sweet, sweet giants play. I am not worried about it. I bet that there's like a bar in the, uh, in Tokyo where you could go watch the giants play. You think for sure? Oh, shot. It was like a cheese steak place where everybody gathered for the Eagles games. And it's the guy in Tokyo. Yeah, yeah. It was a famous guy who's perfected the cheese steak out there. Yeah, you're like trying to fill in like studies the cheese steak way good cheese steak. Probably they've perfected perfection out there. That would actually be pretty bad. You'd get two bites in and you'd be full. No, that's wrong. You have a misconception of what wagyu is. I don't think so. I think you do. No, I've had it. I've had it multiple times, but you have the memory of a goldfish. No, I don't, I don't. You do forget that you have the memory. Well, how it, if I did, how would I remember that you said that? Cause I said it less than four hours again, much bigger fish memory. I think the goldfish, I think it takes a full 24 to reset like three seconds. No wrong. So you're going to Tokyo. Yeah. And what's your flight situation there? That's what we're all looking to know. I mean, this is, this is why even though we joke about like me wanting to be friends with you, like these are my actual friends. Who? This guy that I'm going with, my buddy. Oh, nice. Cause he wanted to experience Japan air's business class. That's why he's going. I said, I don't have any sort of credits or points that I could really apply to that. I kind of need to fly Delta to take advantage of my ability to make this affordable. And he goes, I'll just get your flight there. So you're flying Japan air business class on the way there. And then the way which is a house, which is a flow, it's like, it's like the, the house from up. You literally have an entire cabin to yourself and just floats across the ocean. Yeah. There's a gaysha that comes on and tucks you in. Kisses your cheek. That's pretty nice. Then on the way back, I'm flying to Delta and I used your flying to Delta. I'm flying Delta back. Come on, bro, I'm doing, I used all this flight credit I had that was going to expire. And then I used a global upgrade certificate. So I have business, I have Delta one, but I got to go through Detroit. But there's no direct, you'd have to go to Detroit or many others. There's no directs on Delta, but you first on the way there, it's, it's direct from Newark. Oh, really? Tokyo. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy hand air. Yeah. What if you flew like another airliner? Do you want to go Delta? You got to go Delta? You got to go Delta. The guy by use my, because I have points and miles for other airlines. I'm not just a one airline guy. Like you guys, you have tiny little piles of nonsensical currency. I got mountains. Like it's like some guy who's got like a piggy bank with some fucking, you know, some yen, some croners and some croners and some fucking pesos. And you're like, so much money I have, I finally accessed my MX points. I'm buying a home with them in Japan. So you can stay at my place when you're out there. There are good deals on homes in Japan, but they're like triangular and like two and a half feet wide at the widest. Yeah, they're built for small people, not like men. Can I make a request? Please, would you do a, like the way you did your a travel vlog or a travel episode from Japan. Oh yeah, I could probably do that. Just just talk about what it's like while you're out there for an hour while it's super fresh. I think you're going to have so many interesting observations and things that you did. I'd much rather prefer you to do a podcast on the flights in the business class. They probably have a studio in there. On Japan air. They may they may have one. That'd be huge. You probably have a studio and a apartment and a studio apartment there. But I don't want to be putting work on your plate, but I thought the last one was so interesting. And I feel like you doing one from out there. I'm just excited for your experience. Yeah. My only my only drawback is that I obviously love to discuss this kind of stuff with you guys. So burning all of that before we get to kind of chop it up. That's true. That's true. But I mean, I'm always down to do supplemental material. I just thought I'm not an Olympian anymore. I guarantee you're going to go out there and be like I'm Japanese and you could be a native handball player. There it is. There it is. I don't know where. And now we're all sick. Yeah. And now we've all got it. That I can see that. Yep. Sneaking into everyone now, it all came out. That's like the fine miss when someone gets a head shot when they're executed by firing squad. When you sit on Japan air business class, will you have your will you have like a door? I when I flew jet blue meant I had a I had a wall. Yeah, that's nice. It was crazy. I would assume so. Of course, I'll have a door. I hate when the flight attendants are peaking over though. They well, and it's like I wish I had a roof as well to be honest. I've flown on which is out Q suites on on on Qatar airways, which routinely get ranked as the best business class in the world. Yeah. And those had a door. We call that first class washing. Oh, because yeah, nice nice one. I like that. That's fine. Oh man. That was a good one. That's good. That is pretty solid. You know, what I think they really got to add next to airplanes, HDMI port. I would like that. I think that would be game changer. That would be really nice. Plug your laptop in. Maybe play some games. I think we also need 144 Hertz monitors. This is right though. You are basically flying through the air in a gamer chair. Yeah, the size is not bad. The size I'll take, but we need a higher refresh rate. The size of the proximity to the screen. Yeah. That is all built for first classes built for gamers. It is. So why not connecting that? Why can't we have an HDMI? I can plug the PlayStation in the bush. I feel like the bush in the air. Oh, just getting on the shitty flight. It doesn't matter where it's going, but just as long as you have meant. Yeah. We're Delta one. What what are you planning on doing out there? Do you have any like really specific plans? Well, are you going to go see a geisha? Geisha, are you going to stay in onsen? Maybe see some kabuki theater? Whoa, what's all that? I think onsen is like the I know these are spas, right? Yeah, you could just you have to go Bay that's naked with people. That's fine. I want people to see me. Morgan, some Japanese businessmen. And then the geisha's, those are the old ladies. And then kabuki theater, I think is when it's Japanese trans people just do dressing up as girls. That'd be cool. You should go see that. I kind of are it. And his cancer is also going to be there doing it. Oh, yeah. I want to go. I mean, the major focus is restaurants. And I will say it seems incredibly difficult to get reservations at the places we want to go. If anyone out there has any ability or sense of how to get to some of these like really high rated Izakaya places or sushi saito or places like that, please message me because I'm kind of coming up short. We are going to one really cool sake tasting place called 12. That is invite only. We managed to get through get to that. How'd you get the invite? I messaged them. And then the guys like assistant sent me the form to invite us. You should hit him up and be like, how can I get into these other restaurants? Well, they've already done enough. I don't want to kind of overask. Chef Donnie. Chef Donnie has a buddy in Kyoto that has a plug for everything. Cool. But is that just Kyoto or just Kyoto? Just a Kyoto for my understanding. Hmm. Are you going to go to Kyoto? Oh, perhaps on your day off. Very nice. Shout out to them. Don't worry about it. He's given a little Phoebe Bridger's love. Have you ever listened to that song? Day off in Kyoto? Uh-uh. You'd love it. Listen to that on the plane when you're landing. Right when you're touching down, throw it on. I, uh, there's a place in, uh, in Tokyo called Ukai-Toriyama. Ukai-Toriyama. About 50 minutes away from the city center. 50? About five zero. But it's very worthwhile. Fuck that. What is it? Fitti. Ukai-Toriyama. Are you out of your mind in Japan? 50 minutes in Japan is not that bad. Door to door. You're in on the side of a mountain. It's not like you're just going to some ricketing place. What is it? It's a transcendent eating experience. Oh, cool. That blends, uh, modern meats with traditional Japanese cuisine. Hmm. Chorced out, uh, modern meats. What is a modern meat? Beef. I've only been eating that forever. No, bro. Not the way that they're doing it. I'm talking, they'll serve you, uh, beef over a fire, and then they'll also serve you like a river fish that you have to bite the head off of. Oh, hmm. Not actually. You're gonna love it. You don't. It's a deep fry. Serfen barf. Yes, so we're going to skip that one, but you're not going to be right. Ukai-Toriyama. I mean, I'm always open to whatever. You've been. I love for you to give me the biggest things that you've been to. I think you've been to. No. Did you pan? Never. I thought you went last year. I talk about a non-stop. I swear you went last year. Top. Are you fucking with me? Here's my top recommendations. A goal of donating $1 million to dog rescues in 2026. So if you love true sweet tea, this one's a no-brainer. Pick up a lucky one sweet tea today and give back one can at a time. You just line up for that Ukai-Toriyama. Life-changing meal. I have written next to it. Wow. I found it on like the fat travel Reddit or something like that. Okay, cool. It's very, then not suspicious bar and since you Joe Temple and you're like some redditors. How does that feel? This isn't though. You're not. You're not. You're not one of the right guy. Bro, all right. Do two trips to Japan. One where you don't go to Ukai-Toriyama. And one where you do go to Ukai-Toriyama. And you see which one is a more fulfilling experience. I will do the ancient meat trip and the modern meat trip. You have to have the river fish with the head bit and fish, of course. Yeah. It's probably just like a trout. It's a rainbow trout. Modern meat. This big. I got to get out to the modern meats. This is called ground beef. Chicken and steak and then traditional. I mean, even on the plane, they'll probably give you the option of Japanese breakfast or American breakfast. You've got to get the job. Now I would go American because it's going to be your last American meal. No, no, no. I'll make it to Naldos. What are you talking about? I would definitely go American. Stay safe. You don't want to you don't want to roll the dice on a plane. You're going to Japan to have a Delta American scrambled eggs. Certainly. I am not. What's the Japanese breakfast? It's like it's modern. It's modern egg. It's like squares and textures and goos that you've never fucking tasted it. That sounds like hell on earth. Why would you want that when you could just have eggs and sausage or some shit? Because we're traveling. You got to try. You're going to get the good food. You're going to start the trip off with the worst Japanese food you could possibly get. That's the perfect time. Harry, you're thinking you're not thinking about how this is Japan air. It doesn't matter. It's still the space. You're still eating space food. No, no, no, no, no. No, they have a proper sushi chef on the plane making sushi for you. Modern meat. Modern sushi. Modern cash the fish by dropping a line into the ocean as you're flying. As you're flying a 35,000 foot line. That's pretty nice. Will it be cold when you go or will it be warm? I suspect it will be quite temperate. It's the end of September early October. What better time to visit? Well, I don't know how the seasons work there. I was going to ask if you're just going to be going down. It'll be great. I'm not going to bring any of my nice clothes because I'm going to buy everything up there to wear over there. There's an ancient Japanese proverb that says, "Travel with two suitcases, one suitcase inside of the other so you can buy a silvic denim." Very nice. Oh, it's going to be pretty hot when you're there. I don't know if you've heard there's going to be temperatures are going to be above normal. Well, I still believe that this is a pretty darn good time to go. I think you could probably you'll probably get some good denim shorts. Won't do that. Won't do that at all. Japanese denim shorts. Yeah, it'd be perfect outfit for me to wear my debut episode of the catcher predator. Why don't you like it because it's going to be hot. So you're not going to want Japanese denim pants. Yes, he is. But I think a nice one is blue jeans. Yeah, brother, no, no, nobody's wearing shorts or Japanese denim. It could be it could be 300 degrees. Like, they don't wear shorts. No, it's wearing short. Oh, that's weird. I would probably go shorts and like maybe a nice and ice gene jacket. Nice Japanese gene jacket for you to like propose outfits to me. I'm just saying like if you're going to sabotage you going out there for the denim, you got to go ahead to tell. I'm not going out there for the denim. I'm going out there for the suede. Oh, I want clothes that have a really good hand feel. Yeah, great for skateboarding when people put their arm on me. I want them to say, dear God, he is touched. Yeah, you could do kick flips off this jacket. No problem. Unfortunately, your entire wardrobe would play in Japan. You wouldn't have to change the thing. No, I have been dressing. I have been purchasing and shopping for this trip. My whole life without knowing it. You're not going to know what to bring. No, that's my point. I'm not going to bring anything because I'm going to shop over there. But you got to bring some t-shirts, underpants. You're going to hit Uniqlo out there. Maybe God too. No, you do not have to. The Uniqlo out there is so good. I'm going to go to a place called a press A. I think is how you pronounce it a dot press PR ESSE. It's like the most expensive clothing fucking imaginable. But over there, it's not as bad. Oh, really? But there's shit's fucking dope. In fact, this is the only thing of theirs that I own this shirt. And how much is that? I bought this in Paris, where it was not subject to the same tariffs. It was here, but it was still pretty expensive. And these clothes look nice. I'd like if you got me one of those. It's reimagined American workwear. I mean, their stuff is fucking cool. They sell the fabrics awesome, a lot of silk bombers, things like that. I'd like one of those green shirts. You'll get nothing in like it. I'd like one of those green shirts, which I'm down to like Venmo, you're a cash-up, you whatever you do. You get them some shitty vintage stuff. Actually, there is no shitty vintage. Shitty vintage. You get them like a old football jersey. They have tons of old jerseys and shit. Just get them some dumb like a rubber gallery jersey. Yeah, I'm going to get you some trash. That would be good. I mean, I'm fine with that. I'd probably take an old jersey. Bring you home a bunch more of what you've already got. That would be unbelievable. You don't need the best gift I could get. One phrase that I'd like to teach you, tsunami, which, I mean, barkeep barkeep. Okay. Like I said, calling for like a beer, tsunami, tsunami. That's a good way to get punched in the face, kick out of the bar. No, it's not me. You've been over, sir. Too much sake for you. Soon as you let one of those out. Sumoniesum. Do they speak English? Sumoniesum. Like if you were to just say barkeep, would they know? Some people have some broken English. You're going to want to use your. I mean, a beaker of me. Yeah. To me, barmaiden. Nobody said barkeep since tavern time. Sumoniesum. Didn't you just say barkeep? That's the literal translation. I need a hot pole of stew and a room. Some bread in your finest hooker. I don't need anything fancy. Just something with some straw. Dry straw. Fetch. You should cost play as like a businessman out there and see if someone rings you noodles when you're just pass out on the street. Because that's what they do. That's what Rowan says they do, but he's a pathological liar. That's not me. That's not me. It definitely was you that said that Rowan. I've been watching surviving. I watched the most recent episode, which was I thought extremely funny. I mean, the Marty fake injury thing was so fucking funny to me. And they pulled it off so well. And they only cleared it by like four seconds. Were you aware of that? Did you know that they had that done that? I knew that they had that to do, but I think that the edit made it seem like the, like the, the guy that the medic was like, okay, your 10 minutes are up when that was not the case at all. Marty had to just completely guess how long it had been. That's tricky, man. That's tricky. They made it really only by a matter of seconds. It felt like it was 20 minutes. It felt like 25 minutes, but it was really super close. And I kind of wish they showed that a little bit better. How like because it just seems like everybody was in on it. And it was a formality when in reality, it actually was very close. Yeah, that was, that was really well managed. And I think, you know, I got to say, like you, Dana, and Marty, to me, have been like the stars of the show. Glenty being drunk and being really good at the hook game was really pretty funny too. And the Tate's been pretty darn good at the, at the game. Pat has been funny. How much longer is it? Like five more episodes. Love it. Yeah. Thank you for watching, bro. Of course, support means literally everything too. Of course. Pat released, Pat was really been on to you. Yeah. What the heck? He's been on your back. He knows you're good. He's been being so nasty to me. Well, he just is, he just is a guy who knows a worthy rival. Yeah. People have been like, oh, they're just scared to, to vote out wrong. So I dude, every episode, everybody has been trying to vote me out. I don't know how you're, there's been people voted trying to vote me out every single time. Like, oh, they're just scared to vote. Dude, I don't know how you're, I don't know. I don't know how you are turning the Tides away from you because I know that if I were in your position and trying to do what you would do, it would only bring more votes to me. Yeah. Because they'd be like, he's working over hard over time. Over easy. He's back. Waternecks. He's back. That's very good, Eric. I think that they, they like, when they're showing what happened on the show, they're only really showing like the big work and I don't think that they're like showing the like small and subtle work because that barely shows up on camera. But like the interpersonal stuff that's not part of the game that's just like, guys hanging out and like getting closer through that. Like, that's not going to show up on camera, but that's like a lot of what like the engendering the good will. Like, it's like, you know on shows like that, there's tons of like joking in between. It doesn't necessarily make it on the camera, but like it's, it will get you closer with the people that you're around. Totally. Yeah. I feel like when we were doing the show together a lot the last season, you and me were just like literally just running around like fucking around and joking the entire time. Like joking with each other. Like even while we're doing this stuff, like walking in the stairways the hallways together, just like bullshitting and busting balls. Yeah. And there's a lot of that that that doesn't necessarily make the show. That's true. That's true. But it's very fun. It does seem like this one was a really fun time. Like you guys were getting after it at night and yeah, you know, having having a good time. No, no women in your ear telling you that the dominoes is nasty. Just boys, boys being boys. Yeah. All of that. Yeah. It's good fun. This episode comes out Thursday. So last night there was an episode that came out where it was, it was like the big, it was like the pink wedding style. Oh, wow. Love that. Love that. Some of these shit bunch of eliminations and a move that I tried to pull off. But yeah, go watch that episode. Can't wait to check that out. Thanks for not spoiling it for us. Yeah. Yeah. Appreciate that. That is good gas. Okay. Let's wrap. All right. I've got to go to the bathroom. Yeah. I got to I got a meeting. Really? I do. Yes. With whom? My manager is orthodontist. All right. Good stuff. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. you