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What's up, everybody?
Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas.
Today, we have a wild episode.
We're going to be talking to you about a little dark.
We're kind of weird.
working together to they wanted to clean they were doing a little cleaning of the commies it's
what it is that's what they were doing because you think because you know it's easy to think
like oh latinos like communism because you think of fatale castro but most of them did not they're
they're catholic kids that want capitalism yeah it was mixed it was definitely mixed but um
i'll eat that second piece of banana bread guy yeah like we usually have we have our props up
here i always got my zim we got our dr f and then we always just have a rip we have a spare sweet
yeah we just got a spare sweet and this is banana bread i've already eaten a full loaf yeah it's
just been a spare a spare sweet um you know we'll do it again because we're going out to dinner
after this i won't take no for an answer and we're not going to go to the greek place that
we went to two weeks ago because it smelled like cat litter it was just gross and i built in a
nice cushion because i've told my family that i have a doctor's appointment at 7 p.m which is a
lie that was a good one though it's at four and i said the doctor pushed it back to seven so
i'm going to go to the greek place and i'm going to go to the greek place and i'm going to go to
i you know i've just bought myself some time that's a good one so we had obviously cuba in
1959 with fidel castro overthrows batista um and you know nick just went pure because it sounds
like a wrestling match and you have to remember the thing they don't teach us in our schools and
it's very you know my education it was always from the left it really always if i honestly say
it's always from like the left we're being taught from the from the left point of view the left
right because these revolutions were violent they were violent revolutions um so 1959 you had fidel
castro that we all know about that 1960s venezuela the armed forces the natural liberation they
wage an insurgency simeon bolivar we talked about him a lot the 1960s hits guatemala uh with the
left-wing guerrillas being fighting against the government that led to decades of civil war then
you had colombia then you had peru then you had uruguay in the late 60s and early 70s and then
we get to the dirty war and then we get to the dirty war and then we get to the dirty war and
in the late 60s to 1976 it was a long period um between um the left-wing guerrilla organizations
called the monto montoneros the montoneros and the people's revolutionary army known as the erp
it's the erp yeah the nicaraguan revolution nicaraguan revolution nicaraguan revolution
i said it three times with no slip ups nick yeah that was that was 1979 so that was after argentina
so it was just a long period of time and i think it's a long period of time and i think it's a long
period of time and i think it's a long period of time and i think it's a long period of time and
happening in every country why and what was it why did the why would the latinos they were going
a little nuts down there and what happened why did they explode it was ideology it was like this
whole like oh they're being split multinationals are exploiting us you know there's some truth to
it sure uh inequality labor unions yeah you guys are going to pay full price for these avocados
yeah basically it's all you know these people movies populist left-wing movements it's still
happening we're happening in new york city so um but these revolutions
so um but these revolutions we're happening in new york city so um but these revolutions
right so what we're going to talk about everyone always talks about the dirty war
but there was a war before the dirty war whoa there was the war before the dirty war was not
everybody talks about the dirty war i've never talked about the dirty war or heard of it i like
to talk about dirty dancing yeah because we're a couple of like uninformed stupid kids we are the
chat gpt sluts yes but amongst historians and amongst people who are educated the dirty war
is a known thing a big thing it's a big thing um had you heard of the dirty war before in argentina
i mean i heard about it
but never from school right yeah you learned about it through what just south america just
south america when yeah and and we're going to get to you because i know you have some some
feelings on uruguayan right i'm uruguayan and chilean right both countries actually right now
doing very well oh yeah yeah oh yeah the right is doing so good chile is also geographically
where argentina is it's winter there right now right yeah right yeah it takes a long time to
get there right it's not a fun flight and and and you go from the southernmost part of chile is where
you go take a boat to antarctica they're close to antarctica i've done that yeah you've done you've
been to antarctica not antarctica but i've been like all the way like south i've been to the edge
of the world baby wait but you've been all the way to southern chile where it's like is it freezing
down there the whole year i don't really remember it i remember a boat they remember there's a lot
of snow but yeah interesting yeah and which one of those is chile is the white one it's mostly white
uruguay's pretty white but argentina is like the world champions of white but there's one other
that's mostly white too it's either chile or
uruguay's pretty white but some of the players on the argentinian world cup soccer team look like
indigenous like mixed mexicans mixed a little bit yeah but they're still the white just peaks out a
lot uruguay has a little more like like uruguay will have like one black guy you know what i mean
like argentina won't have any so like i know spain is like the you know they look at themselves like
the king of the spaniards do they look down upon argentina people from spain or do they look at
them as equals i think they like argentina because you know they're like europe yeah you're they're
the most european centric yeah they look down on like uruguay there's been more of a movement in
spain to be like hey south america and latin america should be thankful for what everything
that we did for them and stuff and got it it's bullshit it's bullshit yeah so uruguay is almost
90 white too wow chile is only 30 white but chile's got the best i think economy now in
south america and what is it from the highest gdp growth i think chile's got the best are they
selling like things for computers and stuff down there is that their industry
they're selling like things for computers and stuff down there is that their industry
we're gonna find out when we look it up when we we are gpt sluts we're gonna yeah uh well actually
i'm wrong but no i think chile's per capita doing the best but obviously brazil is a massive country
so but argentina is second with 688 billion gdp yeah but chile per capita i think they're doing
the best they got they're ranked fourth overall um they got a 407 billion guy we have to go to
argentina and i have to go to colombia i'm not gonna let my wife stop me i want to go see colombia
history there i want to go to colombia yeah and i want to go with the boys so these groups right
the montaneros and the erp right initiated the violence so they started carrying out bombings
assassinations kidnappings they were doing bank robberies they were kidnapped bankers right um
they were riots protests they attacked the military they attacked the police um and then
that and then the that escalated the violence and then the retreat the retaliation from the government
to keep order and a lot of the population was for it just because they didn't like the disorder
right they just wanted law and order the law and order folks yeah we're kind of supporting it but
then the government went by all accounts way overboard right and started going a little
nuts so um the early 1970s was just a very turbulent in argentina right and um then the
military coup there was a military coup in 1970 the president's name by the way his name he's
a guy's name was isabel isabel isabel put on but his guy's name was isabel yeah yo isabella get over
here so isabel perrone she was a chick she was she was a chick i am sorry i thought it was a guy
but she was the widow of the other perrone one yeah okay but she okay so so in other words so
there's your problem right you know it was that was too early to have a woman as president too
early too early in the game so that's gonna cause conflict yeah so they overthrew her so it was a
the colonels over there just took over for stability and um uh so but the perrone government
had already begun this violent crackdown you're making me want a perrone yeah yeah good italian
beer do you want to get do you want to get a little sauced up today and have your car drive
us home that would be really good have our car drive us home let's get really so i like a day
time let's go to a day party because i want to get a little sauced with you let's get fucking
sauced up i'm not kidding guy even though you know i know we're gonna get bent you want to get
tilted i want to get an apple spritz so um the crackdown had started and then the military takes
over and that that's what we get to these right-wing death squads where they're going around
they were known as the argentine anti-communist alliance which was triple a which you know if you
get triple a if you call the wrong triple a if you got a flat on the side of the highway you
call triple a there's a good chance that the death squad's gonna show up in argentina don't call
triple a in buenos aires no you don't want to call triple a about as well as so what did you i don't
know what you just called it but that's good what did i call you just sunday i don't know you just
you know you said you don't want to call triple a in venice you just made sounds yeah because i
sounded kind of like buenos aires i think i just exposed the fact that i never really i don't
really identify all these different people but they're all different they're all different they're
not all mexicans which is surprising to me they're not including all mexicans no and then and then by
the way the leader of the 1976 coup
was general jorge rafael rafael videla and he sounds like a var ref for the world cup
i'm wanting to see him going like this
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So, um, the military justified this 1976 coup by claiming it was, like, you know, fighting.
The threat or whatever.
And then that's what the Dirty War, that's where the Dirty War really started.
Things started getting really, really dirty.
Real dirty, real filthy.
Yeah, because it extended, the repression from the government extended past the guerrillas to, like, students and unions.
And then it became a little bit of what you call a little McCarthyism.
Right.
It was like, are you in the room?
Were you in the room?
Were you at the UFC fight just watching?
Yeah, then you're out of here.
Then you're out of here.
It became like that.
It was sort of like affiliation.
Affiliation, who are you?
Right.
Like, what's your reputation?
Right.
And so the military started illegally detaining, tortured.
And what year are you up to right now?
Because 1976 coup.
Because 76 to 81, did we get to the one thing that really disturbed me is when they started stealing kids.
Yeah, they started doing that.
And they called it Las Desparacitos, the disappeared, they just started taking, kidnapping kids.
Yeah, well, what they were doing is they were putting them in planes and dumping them in the ocean.
So that's what they were doing.
Kids, they were doing that.
They were doing that to them.
Why were they doing that to them?
They were doing that to all families.
They were throwing them out of planes in the middle of the ocean?
They were throwing them right out into the ocean so the bodies just disappear.
Would they kill them first or they threw them alive into the ocean?
I'm not privy to that.
I don't know if they were alive or dead, but I think they were probably alive because why
would you kill them if you're going to kill them twice?
This is one of these situations where I just realized I have cum in my pocket.
Can the camera see it?
Yeah, it's just one of those situations where I just realized at some point I came in my
pocket.
And it's just what it is.
And it's right there.
And yep.
And I just, it's just what it is sometimes.
No, I'm a little bit of a disturbed, tilted bird.
You are fucking tilted bird.
And I came in my pocket and I, I guess weeks ago and I just put my shorts on.
Yeah.
I mean, look, they probably told them they were going skydiving and then said, whoopsie,
we forgot the equipment.
It's what it is.
That's probably how they did it.
Yeah.
And so it's not good that they did that.
And just know that whatever country.
You're mad at right now.
Every country at some point in history was bad, bad, bad.
Yeah.
It was really bad.
And it's not all the Estados Unidos.
I mean, there's like thousands and thousands, like looking back, historians say there's
thousands and thousands and thousands of people that just disappeared.
I mean, maybe up to 30,000 or something.
And then some people probably like weren't killed.
They were just raised.
They were babies.
They don't even realize that that's not their family.
Yeah.
That also happened.
I'm sure it did.
Yeah.
Cause remember when I was leaning back and I fell off the chair.
I remember when the leg of the chair, that was wild.
I don't know why I was thinking about that.
Yeah.
And so from 76 to 81, that's where it really, it really had 300 clandestine detention centers.
Victims were abducted in unmarked cars, stripped illegal rights, tortured, you know, the military
drug captives threw them from airplanes, the whole, they, they use, they use the multi-pronged
approach.
Yeah.
They got a little cruel with it.
And then we come into, you know, you had the fall of the junta, which was the economic
collapse.
Um, great Britain defeated them in 1982 Falcons war.
And then we go on to operation Condor, Argentina's dictatorship partnered with, um, basically
the U S so basically we just got involved.
So operation, yeah, the U S was always backing, um, all these hunters.
Um, and what is a hunt?
The hunt is just a takeover from the military.
Yeah.
But I'm going to call people hunters today.
I'm going to say you're acting like a hunter.
Yeah.
And so, uh, operation Condor was this sort of.
Operation between all these right wing, um, governments in, um, South America.
So they were all cooperating with Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, Argentina.
Yeah.
All kind of on the same side, which some people would say the bad side.
Yeah.
So if somebody escaped to Brazil, you call up your guy and go, that's, is he going on
your plane or my plane?
It's what it is.
So that's all we need to know is which one, which planes are we using to dump these people.
Right.
And so they were unfortunately.
Tracking down, uh, across borders, um, to, you know, political exiles, they were trying
to kill everybody.
It just wasn't good.
Yeah.
And then the stolen babies, pregnant captives were kept alive only until they gave birth.
The Hunter system, the Hunter systematically stole estimated 500 babies born in secret
prisons, illegally placing them with military families or regime sympathizers while murdering
the biological mothers.
Yes.
So in other words, they wanted, because they wanted to raise these babies to be like warriors
for them.
And they got rid of them.
The Madre's.
They wanted to raise them as genocide.
Revolutionaries.
Yeah.
I don't love that.
It got a little carried away.
Um, you know, but also the violence continued.
So there's, you know, these are revolutionaries.
These were guerrilla fighters that continued to fight.
So there was, you know, so this was a reaction.
Cause what if my next door neighbor this whole time is a Hunter?
Could be.
Could my next door neighbor be a Hunter?
Could be.
Should I go visit my mind, ask him and say, Hey, listen to me.
Are you, are you a Hunter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It could be.
It could be.
Right.
Anytime you meet an Argentinian, you just kind of want to.
You just want to know what the family history is.
Yeah.
Cause it could be a Hunter.
It could be something.
And there probably is.
They're Jehovah's Witnesses.
They're not even Catholics.
So cause that, is that Hunter?
No, that's more of a religion.
Right.
Right.
That's some branch of Christianity that I don't know too much about.
They're Hunter's Witnesses.
I just know they like to knock on doors.
Yeah.
And then that's when you hit the deck.
Yeah.
And they asked, they tried to convert my mom when she first moved in.
And Lynn, that's the one thing Lynn will get catty about is do not try to take her away
from Jesus.
Don't do it.
Well, the Catholicism.
Do not.
Right.
Cause the Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Jesus.
You know, when I was in college, the Mormons knocked on my door and I let them in.
Cause I was curious.
I also went into a Scientology thing and I did the audit cause I was curious.
Right.
Yeah.
I've done them all.
Can I ask you another question too?
Cause we talked about an incident I've had with a neighbor on the Patreon.
So go listen to that.
But let me just quickly, suburban thing.
I keep getting this pest company.
Cause first of all, you know, on this show, we only deal with pesty.
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And I'm not talking about bugs.
Right.
Right.
I'm talking about.
I got this pest company.
I forgot what they're called, but twice now they've rang my bell and try to get me to
go with their company.
And the first time I allowed it, but the second time I was going out the door, like with my
kids and they were like, Hey, they have these pictures of these bugs.
And they were like, you know, does this look like bugs you see on your property?
Blah, blah, blah.
And I just said, look, I don't have the time right now.
And it was a girl.
She was like a 20 something year old girl.
And she wouldn't let me go.
Like my daughter's like, dad, we got to go out to get them to camp or whatever.
So I finally said, I said, I said, hon, I'm sorry.
I'm not shutting the door on your face, but like, I'm not doing this right now.
And then she's like, well, you don't have to be a dick about it.
And I was like, what?
You rang my bell and trying to take my time when I don't have any, how am I a dick?
Right?
Like, what would you do in that situation?
If somebody's trying to ring your doorbell and sell you something?
First of all, I think I understand sales tactics, but please don't ring my bell and try to sell
me something.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people crossing the line where you live.
What is going on?
I don't know.
Yeah.
If somebody, right.
There was one time.
Yeah.
Like the real estate people.
If you don't.
Yeah.
I mean, one time a banker rang my bell.
Really?
Yeah.
I think you were there, Jesse.
Or in Brooklyn, this is.
This was way back in Brooklyn.
Because nobody's ringing your bell where you live now.
No, no, no.
But I think this was in Brooklyn for business.
He was like ringing my bell because I wasn't responding to like.
That's a lot.
They constantly ask you like, hey, invest with us, invest.
I'm like, God, I got my own guy.
Well, let me ask you a question.
Did he have anything in common with half of Jesse?
No.
Interesting.
No, no.
- Wow.
he had more in common with godfrey wow that's interesting yeah yeah and and you know what i
was a little karen i called chase and i was like what this is not okay yeah and they were like
that's not supposed to happen right yeah you're not supposed to do that and i had to do that
because that is way over the line yeah way i understand you're aggressive you're trying to
get business or whatever but like you know what i mean yeah there's a limit guy yeah there's a
limit guy don't ring my bell yeah so argentina had experienced repeated coups right they did
i like saying argentina but you could say argentina argentina and the banning argentiner
peronism economic instability and intense conflict between workers students the armed
force and the political elite is kind of what started this whole dirty dirty bird yeah it's
a dirty bird um and by the way i just want to say mothers and grandmothers of the plaza de mayo in
1997 brave mothers began marching in buenos aires wearing white head scarves to demand the return of
their missing children the grandmothers of plaza de mayo later created a national genetic data bank
to identify and reunite stolen babies now adults with their real biological families so good for
you grandmothers of plaza de mayo and i learned that plaza de mayo they had a little bit of a
civil war and argentinian citizens started bombing their own plaza so argentinas will throw bombs at
you yeah this is so crazy this is very similar to like
what the ottomans did with the janissaries it's very wild so they took these babies and just
well hun they had it look in 1985 they had the trial of the juntas that was the first civilian
court uh like big crimes trial that they did since nuremberg yeah and they convicted top military
leaders like general verdea yeah so that so we may not know about it that much in our but this is huge
part of history in argentina and maybe that's why my neighbor wound up next to me that's possible i
gotta ask him if he left because of the try of the hunt doesn't it's your junta or you could just go
over his house and ask to go to the bathroom and then sneak around the basement and see if you find
it oh they always keep their old souvenirs in an old tin box who and if you open it argentinian
people old junta or nazis they always got a tin box full that they hide under the floorboards
where they're just you'll get there it's probably his old uniform you know he puts it on when he
gets drunk in the basement yeah remembers the glory years yeah yeah stuff like that you should
go in his basement yeah you gotta snoop around there i gotta take a sniff around yeah move some
floorboards see if you see if anything moves yeah there's any hunters down there yeah that's what
you always you ever hear those stories about the nazis they always got like a box somewhere in the
basement that gets uncovered and it's just like all the his paraphernalia just him with a picture
of hitler just like you know yeah just like you know he was an officer with hitler yeah when i
think when you were really in with hitler you just you could do that one took a little yeah i think
like i don't have to go all the way yeah i think the full one was for people you think like when
you're really with hillary you once he was like there is no need there's no you don't have to just
you're in this circle this was his circle of trust now we got wind but did somebody turn on a fan
because all of a sudden wind is going and we started is that the ghost of the nazis no i think
chris italian just got up from his chair just got up from his chair he just farted so it's just what
it is pushes the air around a little bit so i think you might see a suction device it's just
a banana bread just going through the bed so before the dirty war like i said there was repeated
military coups it was really unstable you know juan peron had been overthrown in before in 1955
and he was in exile
but his peronism as they called it his working class kind of you know governance continued to
dominate politics and the deciding point turned um was cordobazo of may 1969 which was a huge
worker and student uprising in cordoba cordoba in cordoba against the military it was uh it wasn't
like a communist revolution but it convinced many young radicals that the dictatorship was vulnerable
and that mass revolt could
become armed revolution and then the montaneros formed and that's when they started um they were
they started bombing shit and they you know they many of them came from catholic nationalists and
university backgrounds and they believed peron could become the symbolic leader of a socialist
anti-imperialist revolution they announced themselves dramatically in 1970 by kidnapping
and executing former president general pedro eugenio aramburu who that's wild they executed
their own president
an ex-president yeah that's kind of nuts yeah former president who they blamed for repression
after 1955 anti-peron that could ever happen here like could we ever lose it they tried i mean
remember they tried no but this is like a public execution what they did in argentina yeah well
they tried to publicly execute trump you know i'm talking about like this is like a like the people
just like did it like it could happen overthrew him yeah it could happen if you have allies like
in the military or something it just feels so foreign for it to happen like but i wonder if
that's what it feels like in every country when it eventually happens yeah i mean what they started
doing is kidnapping for ransom and political leverage they started assassinating military
police business figures bombings and armed robberies everywhere attacks on barracks and
police stations uh political organization and universities neighborhoods and unions
so this is what set the stage for the backlash that became the dirty war um and you never hear
about that like it didn't happen in a vacuum right so the violence from the radicals from the left
wing radicals is what initiated this backlash right and so there's a constant fight you know
between these two during this time it's still going today right so i mean you know we're kind
of living through it so i don't think we identify it as much but how many attempts have there been
on president trump three i think i think three one in the white house but but it was stopped by
o's perlman charlie kirk was assassinated he was assassinated publicly um and they you know they've
all been by left-wing you know revolutionaries right for all intents and purposes i'm not saying
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like what's going on let me why did you you were when we were outside you were what did you tell
us to look up and we didn't yeah i told you to look up the whitening in argentina so tell us
about that what is the whitening we're not talking about people's teeth no yeah this was way before
uh 1800s and 1900s it was a whole wave this whole concept to make argentina white uh they only let
in uh european immigrants okay uh if you were mixed-raced you were you counted as white no
matter what uh if military
any wars black people were always sent off to the front first so it was a very
conscious effort to make argentina as white as possible that's why it is it's that's why the
nazis possibly weren't there that's exactly why it is yeah yeah yeah it was called a blank game
yeah the whitening the whitening or 19th century state policy yeah and elites encourage mass
european immigration while marginalizing displacing and statistically erasing indigenous and afro
argentine populations oh was the natives of argentina where they
more dark-skinned yeah we were all everybody was mixed back in the day and uh because how did
argentina become like did spain conquer that too is that why they speak spanish yeah but but before
that it just looked like indigenous people they were just well mestizos yeah we're all like indian
looking
like nick yeah and they were like uh you know probably not a formed government or maybe they
had one i don't know because i know like in mexico i didn't realize people had pants on the other
group people had leaves on it's what it is i'm not trying to explain it in an easy way yeah yeah
and we talked about how bolivar was the one who tried to yeah he tried to say let the guys with
the pants just figure something out yeah let the guy yeah so so that's interesting yeah it's
interesting because yeah so that's no bueno they did so argentina's got a assorted past right they
explain us how they mean nick fresh airs because it's so high up no just it's nice it's fresh air
it's beautiful have you got a lot of turbulence i think only on layover but yeah right not a lot
of turbulence and so argentina right now has not very many um non-whites right 90 90 soccer team
is what they look like basically 90 white like uruguay or guys 90 white one of their best players
outside messy isn't his last name like mcallister yeah his name's like kevin mcallister yeah yeah
yeah
what's he that guy is wild his last name is mcallister yeah yeah there's you know there's
people with when i first went to chile my cousin introduced me to his friend he's like oh his name
is nicolas also nicolas brenner and i was like what the and he looked like white german but he's
from argentina he's from chile yeah i think they also got a lot of immigrants from the levant right
too so levant levant is like the middle east right jess yeah i mean it's a white i mean look at it's
a white team they're all white they got like a little bit of spanish flavor but they look like
and they invented tango everybody thinks spain invented tango but argentina invented tango wow
really do you know any of the history of that just that's it okay robert duvall did a movie about it
where he goes to argentina undercover as like a spy but then he becomes like a tango dancer or
something i don't know sounds like a horrific movie yeah yeah because i mean what made you go
about the dirty war of argentina was it just because you don't want them to win the world
cup i do want them to win the world cup because everyone hates them so i think it's funny right
because uh if you watch a compilation of
lionel messi goals you're watching something i mean dude go on the internet for yourself i mean
the guy is unbelievable i mean well he's the same size as the ball i mean listen i mean the guy's
unbelievable does he get favorable treatment probably but what what did jordan get favorable
treatment the stars they want the stars on the field it's good for business it's good for the
fans i mean i don't know what to tell you i mean that you know when that sweden when that swiss guy
was playing what are you supposed to do he and then he rolled around three times like he was hurt
and then you watched the replay nobody touched him technically he had a yellow card so technically
you're supposed to get a yellow card for that so that means you get a red card and bolo so it's
like what are you supposed to do are you supposed to break the rules then because you don't want
people to say that argentina has the advantage i mean what are you supposed to do yeah i mean the
kid rolled around i mean he was it was a stupid move it wasn't he was in the midfield there was
no consequences for that very quick i don't even know why he fucking did it and he had a yellow why
would he risk a yellow card i mean he was in the midfield there was no consequences for that
dive especially the var i mean it's like you know what i mean he's it would have been a yellow on
the other guy so of course they're gonna var and if the guy says i didn't touch him so it was just
the guy who did it just wasn't thinking do you think the backups for argentina could beat the
best players on team usa most likely probably right yeah i mean it's just wild they're just
a lot better they're really good at it they're really really good at it but they they have the
dirty war history and they're a little bit of a dirty team yeah so after perrone
is in exile he returns in 73 they were they restored elections and then perrone's proxy
hector camporo one political prisoners were released and perrone returned after almost
18 years in exile so the left wing's like we got this perrone came back he came back
but uh a revolutionary left represented by the montaneros and radical youth
um was hostile was a hostile faction conservative trade union leaders were a hostile faction
wing peronists were a faction police and security linked anti-communist so it wasn't all unified just
like now the democratic party's not all unified there was infighting and there was conservative
there was sure there was a bunch of people who didn't like him the same thing and so then we
had a big we said nothing's really that different like we said on the patreon nothing's really that
different than a thousand years ago it's the same thing it just recycles it's like
equality people want more enjoy the ride and then it gets stagnant uh or then you go
uh right wing and then it becomes inequality it's like you stagnate stagnation or inequality
they're both gonna happen so then the internal war became visible at the ezia massacre on june 20th
1973 when white right wing peronist gutman fired on left wing peronists gathered to welcome peron
home so you had these right wing peronists and they were left everyone loved peron they started
killing each other killing each other gathered to welcome peron home numerous people were killed or
so that's the way it started but let me know who's gonna get dirty let me ask you this that's also a
personality trait how we said on the patreon that like certain bad eggs certain bad apples just make
it hard for everyone else i've never once been galvanized or moved enough to protest for anything
would it be better if more people were like me or do we need balance we need some people to go out
there and protest and start shooting people yeah i think it would depend i mean i don't know i mean
i just don't want to do that i don't care slavery i think it's good to to uh to um protest you know
like if slavery that was probably a good protest that was a good protest but i think during the
time if i was alive during that i still just wouldn't get up and i know i know i know yeah i
just don't i don't have the energy i don't want to do it i don't either i mean i just don't want to
do it i don't want to stand out there with a sign i don't even want to go to a nightclub let alone a
street park like like i just feel like like even in soccer when i watch them like complain to the
ref it's like what is the complaining going to do the guy made the call already it's not going to
change anything right like some people got to get out of their own way it's like what do you mean
like you're going to call the you're going to negotiate with like the bill and the bill and the
bill that you owe it's like you owe the money yeah just shut up you know i think from just an
outsider's perspective like you know little alex de tocqueville here on argentina and all of soccer
and this whole controversy alex de tocqueville alex de tocqueville was a french guy who came
up to the america and he wrote about america and because he had a little bit of an outsider status
he was able to shine the light on us in a way that we couldn't ourselves that's right i like
that that's like trevor noah yeah yes exactly yes yes sort of like john oliver you know just come
shine a light on me shine a light on me from outside so you're not you you know you're not
blinded by some of the blind spots that you have you're inside it's like whoa let me notice all
these things because if the fact that you know who alexis de tocqueville is means you are one
thing and one thing only that is g-a-y he wrote a very famous thing called democracy in america
yeah i've never heard of it so just to do that a little bit yeah what is it about soccer tell me
you either got to go full blown we're going to
get these calls right or you got to get rid of the thing all together and let that
soccer culture and momentum thing just go get rid of the hydration breaks do it the way they did it
where a goal with the hand counts whatever it is if the ref sees that he does if he doesn't
either go that way and keep it like that's how soccer is there's a human element to it yeah or
go full blown we're like we're gonna get every call we're gonna try to get the calls right
right well but i i they're in a middle ground right now some sort of middle ground why don't
they do something like where you get a challenge like we do like you know you're gonna get a
you can challenge a call if you get it right you don't lose it if you get it wrong you lose it
right you know so it's like it's not so much on the ref to call the ver it's on the team to call
it because now the ref's taking the fucking i feel bad for the refs because the refs are going like
yeah or we're gonna get killed one day right yeah for sure like because they get so angry at these
refs yeah and i've watched these calls and they're they're accusing these refs of all this shit and
i'm going like i'm seeing all these compilations of calls from the other team that's claiming
that they got fucked and i'm watching them get away with shit so i'm going like
soccer is just a really hard game to ref right it's so physical it's so violent they bang into
each other they kick each other you can't tell if it's intended or if the guy was going for the ball
so it's like what they should do is give both teams like three or four challenges per match
and if you feel like you want to var it var it so the whole world i like that and then it's like
let everything else go i like it so it's like the ref decided to call back that goal on norway
right so then it's on him as it turns out erling did push the guy with
two hands and he fell it's a foul but he didn't call he didn't see it so if he didn't call it
would have had to have been on norway to i think it would be better if norway said i i mean i'm
sorry uh england to challenge yeah i agree with that that would make it that would take the
pressure off the ref who already has a very difficult job nobody cares about the refs nobody
cares about the ref what about the rat and i will say the refs for world cup soccer are more jacked
than every other ref i mean those guys are jacked yeah yeah yeah they're really you have to you got
i mean a a zin you got to get a zin and why is there only one ref on the field i understand
there's guys multiple refs on the field there's only one ref on the field and then there's sideline
refs who can call fouls and they check with each other but it's like can we get a little
fucking american efficiency in this fucking sport i'm done with your fucking european drama and like
this is my perspective and you yell about it in coffee shops then you murder a fucking soccer
player just can we get some fucking american efficiency here get the replay in yeah let's
just do it let's just do it like
let's just do it okay what does de toqueville say what did de toqueville say about it say about it
by the way juan peron just died nobody killed him recently no the guy we're talking about oh
just nobody killed him that's nice peron took over just because he fucking died yeah he just
that hey listen the kid just died and listen he was a left he was a kid who who sided with
the trade union establishment and the peron peronist right what does that even mean i don't
know he denounced the montaneros during a rally in plaza de mayo and their supporters
"I guess so they hated him too."
Why did they hate him?
He figured he was not left enough.
That's the thing with the left is you can never be left enough.
He can never fucking be left enough.
So if my saying is to the left is you can never be left enough, so leave me out.
Yeah, but also they started doing the bad stuff because she was politically weak and
heavily steered.
Weiss on sheen.
Sometimes you just want to simplify it.
It's that's why everybody knows it.
A lot of 14 was no lot of 14.
Sometimes you want to simplify, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes it's just too much reading.
Isabel Peron.
Weiss on sheen.
So she she was influenced by her advisor, Jose Lopez Riga, and he was closely associated
with the anti-communist alliance known as the Triple A.
Like we said, and that that squad was connected to sectors of police government and the Peronist
right.
So it was just a big mess.
I mean, Argentina sounds like it was a massive mess.
And then Triple A, they started assassinating left wing politicians.
They bombed offices at home.
They threatened intellectuals, performers and journalists.
They abducted and murdered suspected radicals.
So it was just this violence and then reaction violence and then back and forth, back and
forth.
And a U.S.
diplomat described left wing terrorism as emerging around 1969 and right wing counter
terrorism became organized with the Triple A in 1974.
So it took about five years for the government to go, all right, now we're going to see your
terrorism and we're going to do do worse.
Yeah.
It's what it is.
It's what it is.
And that's just what happens, guy.
And I realize that the Patreon at Patreon dot com slash history.
Hyenas has probably went down a few bucks because we have forgotten to give them a twenty
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We got to do that for months.
We got to do that.
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We're going to meet one extra day a month and start giving the twenty fives what they
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And we're also going to start doing live shows again because we've just been forgetting to
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Let's do that.
We've had summer brain and we've been sundowning and we just want to let you guys know that
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Yes.
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We will catch up.
You know, it's just want to say what's interesting about this Peron guy, just because you're
probably sitting there thinking, was he left wing?
Was he right wing?
It's very interesting.
You know, he was like by today's standards, he was economically left leaning, but he was
a nationalist.
Right.
He was a strong Argentinian nationalist socially and politically.
He was kind of authoritarian, which that's.
That's not a he looks like a white guy, but he was also he was not left enough.
Like we joked about, he was he attracted many left wing supporters, but he himself was not
a communist and opposed orthodox Marxism.
So they called it a big tent.
So they say one reason Argentina became so divided is that Peronianism became a big tent
with a lot of different factions underneath it.
So it was just inevitable that this big tent was going to percolate and just become a bug,
big.
It was a big yeast infection.
Well, he was.
And then we got Nick who came to the United States.
Well, Nick came to the United States.
And my knee hurts.
Can you feel it and see if something's wrong with it?
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In the front, on the side?
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For what?
Because my friend's getting married out there, so I'm going to Ireland from Thursday, and
I'll be back Monday.
Oh, shit.
I forgot I won't be here on Monday.
I forgot about that.
So we're going to have to meet another day this week.
You know what I like?
And I'm leaving Thursday, Guy.
So we're going to have to meet Wednesday.
We're going to have to go to Bay Ridge.
You know what I like about you, too, guys?
Is when you come back from Ireland, you're going to come back fully committed Irish.
100,000%.
You're dead shit.
You're going to go through an Irish phase now.
Because I'm going to come back like a baked potato.
Yeah, because you're going to go to Ireland, and you're going to get into it.
Because make zero mistake, on your DNA, I think you had about 30% Irish.
Big time.
Oh, yeah.
Can you guys meet Wednesday?
I think we're going to have to.
Yeah, I don't.
I can.
Can you, Jesse?
I got to do fucking New Brunswick, New Jersey with fucking Vinny the Deaf.
On Thursday?
On fucking this week.
And I don't want to do it.
Vinny the Deaf is a funny thing to call him.
Because he can't hear anymore, right?
He can't hear anymore.
And that's the good thing.
You can make fun of Vinny Brandt because he can't hear the podcast.
Yeah, see me in New Brunswick, New Jersey at the Stress Factory this weekend.
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Put them on the list.
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i like it drexler what it is yeah branch manager at banco popular ate some tanko chocular then took
an adolf schittler on my chest kid had a way song she ain't fuck your jiu-jitsu jew rogan you're
still a squeak okay latin thomas weinken ivan the squeak for mario lopez chrissy method need
to stephano chrissy what method need to stephano i don't get it alberto medina yannis is
pregnant couch that's very funny yeah it's just what it is it's inside but what do we do with that
it's very funny because you put it on the list jerking off on the couch yeah i mean just honor
it i don't think it's going to win but honor it day hon hana david call my piece boogie because
it's always with a hoodie okay cam howell i like that yeah hold on circumcised circumcised drexler
uncircumcised yeah yeah drexler two scoops for the toots uh arrow vision allowing her to read
ndas with precision
latin 14 okay so here's the deal that's the best one right so what do we do oh it's not going to
win we can't go public with that we can't but i just want to honor you so we'll put it in your
creativity is is it's the best one it's the best one but we can't unfortunately because then we
would be legally liable we cannot do that but well done aboriginal werewolf call me mandingo
dan vanity is reading comprehension has fumes
hey how you doing my name's steven cross and i'm here for the content
thank you michael florino and then last but not least jesse's hollowed out tangerine
chicken finger can we just one more time what was it
arrow vision allowing her to read ndas with precision
just so you know you're what they call the de facto winner but we can't we can't put you up
in lights okay so here's the list lost fingers on the fourth but i can still fist that guy's
sticking around yanni drops acid to open his second eye was sticking around mark build the
walberg sticking around got the vasectomy after the fourth abortion we're gonna direct so that
guy thanks for playing zoron mom jihadi we're keeping that guy okay call me mary poppins
because i like to be surrounded by chimney sweepers we're gonna direct so that okay
yannis is pregnant couch what do we do with that it's fun
but it's like is it inside i mean does it go up in lights i don't know if it's good enough to beat
these yeah so but it's not bad but okay so we'll get that out of here all right so here are the
four um we got lost fingers on the fourth but i can still fist yanni drops acid to open his
second eye mark build the walberg or zoron mom jihadi okay toughy uh what was the first one
again lost fingers on the fourth but i can still fist
which is interesting because if you lost it means probably better actually we're gonna
direct him since the fourth pass but we're gonna honor you and say any other day yanni drops acid
to open his second eye that's funny we got to keep that around okay yeah mark build the walberg
too simple for this list right we're gonna it's a chicken finger so then it's between
yanni drops acid to open his second eye or zoron mom jihadi now zoron mom jihadi is that like a
common thing that i just never heard i i never heard it and i to me it just sounds like it made
me laugh because it's like guys from queens don't know how to say mom donnie so they just call mom
jihadi or is that the winner it feels like what do you guys think it got the biggest reaction out
of you yeah yeah let's do it yeah that seems like you like that yeah nick yeah wow even nick
saying it and he's and he votes for zoron i know so but i think that's funnier than okay yeah i
think that's the winner so congratulations go to history hyenas is back.com to see your neighbor
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