THE DEATH ROW MEAL CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Is before we started recording campsite he was going to hang me. - No, no, no, no, that, can I say it at that time? Yes or no, did he say that? - Okay, okay, but a digital footprint's a real thing and what we're doing's pretty scary, right? - This is what you said was scary. - I said, yeah, boy! - No, no, no, no, no, you said. - I said, I'm going to hang you. Now, it came from me wanting, so he was rude to me and my brain goes too fast. So I said, I wanted to say, I'm going to strangle you and also wanted to say, I'm going to hit you. But the H from hit took over the STR from strangle and I landed on him and I'm going to hang you. - And a little bit, and I immediately went, oh, no, no, no, no, no. That was the heritage talking. That was some deep rooted stuff. - That was not my lineage. I was not subconscious. I was none of that. It was a simple mistake with serious consequences, but it was a simple mistake. - You ever find that? Like, is there some times where I can feel my roots coming out and I'm like, oh, that's my people. You know what I'm saying? A good 808 hits and I turn into something else. - See, when a good 808 hits for me, it's like, I don't know if I'm from my people. - You're like, I love that. (clapping) - I go, ooh. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - Dude, you did it, DJ. - Oh, what the heck? - That noise. - What? - You did it. - No, I did not. - You did it. - I said, ooh, ooh, I didn't. - I did. - Y'all are painting a bad picture. - We're not painting a picture. We're looking at the picture. You painted it. - I said, ooh, ooh, ooh. I didn't go, ooh. (laughing) I didn't do that. I said, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, you, you, you. Young in May, Brooklyn's fine as. (laughing) Anyway, what happened to Dave Lough? - What happened to Dave Lough? Dude, Dave, whoa, what'd you just say? Is that her Dave Lough? It was. - Yes. - If I've been wrong, it's like the Lough. - I hope, try me. - No, I'm not gonna lie. - I just have a crush on her. - Whoa. - No, I knew she saw him for the team. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Is she? - Are you out of your mind? - Dave Lough, are you out of your mind? - She. somebody Google that. (laughing) - Dave Lough's sex, no, dude, have you seen the music video of me hinting at you? - Can I say this? - I used to put. - There have been reports of her having a girlfriend. - Yes, no, she's 100%. - Okay, well, there's not a problem with it. - No, but I'm saying I just have a big crush on Dave Lough. - Fun fact, she had that little tiny little haircut, little bob slick down, holy shit, those edges were laid. Oh my God, me hinting at you. Fun fact, I've never seen Dave Lough's face. - What? - That's not like MF Doom. - Oh, no, it's not. MF Doom, one is absolutely legendary too. He literally wore like a metal mask. Dave Lough is every bit visible. - Well, I've just never seen her. - She's a pretty little thing, but like. - Why'd you talk, say like this? - Dude, y'all are making me sweat. I don't know, I don't know. Dude, I used to have a crush on her back. - Yeah, I've never seen her. - It's literally, she's my woman, MF Doom. - I had more, that's hilarious. I had more of a crush on Dave Lough than I did, like Beyonce. - You have an acquired taste? And I respected the hell out of it, honest. You have a real acquired taste. - No, you used to, oh my God, dude, what you said about back in the days. I don't want to dock, so I don't want to get, 'cause it'll be easy to connect the dots. But there was someone that I had a crush on back in the day. - Yeah. - Oh, he was like, bro, she's so cool. He said, yeah, she's so cool, 'cause she's one of us, Cam. Yeah, Cam, Cam likes somebody that can set a high-picking rule. It's like a woman that's like six, seven, two, 50 Cam, Cam will chop that tree. - I said, bro, I said, bro, I don't strange build on that client, dude. - But I said, bro, I don't know what is, she's so cool. - Yeah, Cam, she's one of us. - Yeah, 'cause she would come to the dorm and want to arm wrestle. It's like, Cam, you don't have a crush on her, that's your friend, dude. That's your home boy. - That's your home boy. Oh my God. - She's playing 2K for 12 hours straight. - Yeah, I'm like, dude, that's why I like her, man. - That's just sick. - I was like, I imagine Q went into a game with her. - Like if he'd not. - Yeah, she's in basketball, shorts and a beater. - Oh yeah. - Now, when the beater came out, I was like, okay, I might have been, you know. - I like a good tank top on a girl, dude. - Tank top? - Ooh, nothing underneath that, right? Very important. - See, I kind of just robbed you up for that. - Oh yeah, very important. I'm going to be unapologetically me. Now, one thing about my wife, now this is going to get weird, we can move quickly. - Please don't, I don't want it. - There's too much under the tank top to wear the tank top. - I said, babe, put this beater on, it'll be real nice, spice a couple of things up. I said, holy s**t, I said, every pouring out. You see the construction site? They do the concrete thing, which pours out the side. I said, wow. I said, I mean, that is, wow. Yeah, it was like, honestly, you are a creepy, bro. Like, you do your creepy as hell. - Not a creepy, that is my woman, that is my wife. I love her in every form she offers. Like if you were on it with sweatpants a little bit of sweat from the bed, not sex time, but like just a warm night. I love that form. I also love just French tips, heels on, perfect little fitted dress. I love it all, I love everything in between. - Okay, I get where you're coming from. - Inside, wife beater vibes, I love it all. - I get where you're coming from because I always start like, the way you talk about your wife and like, hurt her hairy toes and stuff like that. And you're like, oh, I love it. Like when I was singing, I was like, maybe I will never find love, or be in love. - Are you getting there? - Yeah, like Sarah will have a rank morning breath. - Oh, like you will hit like petroleum. - Oh, man, but I'll be like, come give me that nose. - Yes, see, see, you'll put my nose in her mouth and just, I'll save it up. - See, now that's where we're like, you're getting close, we're comparable, but we're not the same. - You know, I've never put my nose in Liv's mouth. First off, Liv would never go for that. - Yeah. - We are a million. She'd be like, you have boogers and what are you doing? If Sarah put her, she sniffed flownase out of my nose in Las Vegas this weekend. If y'all are snorting flownase out of each other's nostrils, only the good Lord knows what goes on when the shades are shut and that door is locked. By God, y'all are sitting there going, "Too, let me get a hit." All right, open up your nose. - It's actually exactly how I go. So what happened was I sprayed flownase in Vegas because I was having bad allergies out there in the desert. And she came and gave me a kiss, but you know the smell of flownase is tough. It's like a nasal spray if you don't know. So, yeah. And so she kissed me and she goes, "Oh, she got a little bit of flownase." And I said, "Yeah." And then she goes, "Give me a little sniff of that flownase." And I said, "You want to sniff of that flownase?" And she goes, "Mm-hmm." And she put her nose in my nose. And then now, every time I'm about to spray flownase in the morning, I go, "I go bed there." And she goes, "Well," and I go, "I got some flownase in my nose." And she'll come and sniff. She's gonna take a hit of my nose. - Yeah. - You're so, you are so not allowed to call me a creep. Let's just put that out there. You cannot call me a creep because I like my wife's big tank top. 'Cause I like my wife's big party bags in a tank top. You, you just said, first off, you're whispering like ghostly. Like it's like, "You own your house, there's no one in it." Like you talk loud. First off, you're whispering, calling her animal names, bear bear. I got flownase in my nose. - It's a nose. - Come get a hit. And then she whispers back, "Oh, you got a little bit of flownase in your nose." "Oh, you got a little bit of flownase." - Y'all, dude, yeah, that's, in my mind. - Am I my creepiest thing we did? - Am I wrong? - Am I not creepier? - No, no, okay, so my mind is creepier. - No, no, no, there's a difference between creepy and cringy. I'm cringy. - That's past cringy. - Cringy is bay, cringy is sending the text that are literally used as caption. That's cringy. Listen, let me justify myself. - Let me get a little stiff of your nose. Let me get the flownase out your nose, bear bear bear. - So mind's like, "Oh, that couple is like overly in love and they're weird." Like that's what it is. Yours is like, "Oh, we gotta check his hard drive." Like, you're like, "Oh, I want that. See me running out there in party bags." That's weird. And that's not even the weirdest thing that me and Sarah do. I don't even know if you want to, I'd love to hear it. We call it Puppy Time. And so it's in the morning 'cause she wakes up before me to go to work. And so it'll be like 5 a.m. and she'll wake me up. And she goes, "Oh, is that my pumpkin?" And I have to wake up and I gotta go, "Mind you, I have to wake up." When Sarah says, "Oh, is that my pumpkin? I have to wake up." Yeah, it's fine, but I like it too because she's all dressed and smells good and ready to walk out the door. And she'll come over to the my side of the bed and it's Puppy Time, so I go, "And she'll pet my tummy." I love it. And she'll give me kisses and she gets my good spot up. It's good. It's all, all the 5 in the morning, by the way. And then she'll kiss me on my head and then I'll go back to sleep. Now, I want, now this is what I want to do with that information. I'm gonna apply it to my life and then I'm gonna reverse the roles, right? 'Cause Liv's very much pregnant, she sleeps in as she should. I'm going to now go through that scenario as if I'm Sarah talking to Liv, "Where's my pumpkin, Puppy Time, kissy, smoochy, rubber, the belly?" Yeah. If I walked up to my wife, ready to go to work and said, "Oh, is that my little pumpkin? Is that my little pumpkin? Oh, is Puppy Time?" The actual first thing she would do. "What the f**k are you doing? What are you doing?" And I go, "Oh, just my little pumpkin. You look so sweet. Let me get a little rub." And she go, "I told you we're gonna f**k glow and bring it in." And I go, "Oh, okay, sorry, just let me get a little pumpkin. Let me get a little ruffy pumpkin time." And she would say, "Get out of my house. She would demand me to leave." And then the rest of her day would be ruined. I think this was what you'll need to do. Take a little bit of drugs. No, she's not pregnant. You brought it up. 'Cause y'all aren't doing the street. Y'all are doing a laboratory PhD scientist drug. No, we're sober. We're gonna believe it's sober. But I'm just saying, for y'all to get to that point, I think you should both take a little sum sum and then just let the earth take over and the love and no boundaries, right? Like no egos. You got to strip the egos from y'all's relationships. You look to have an ego death, so you got to. And so you just scratch her tuffed. Have you, oh, I scratch everything all day. I shaved her. I shaved her bone dry the other night. Imagine a grown man. Imagine a six-seven man on his knees on the tile with a pregnant naked wife right in front of him that can't see any hair that she possesses. And I got a cup of water. She's standing in a bath and a razor in the other hand. And I'm going little to the left. Everything. All of it. Yeah, that's what's different kind of left love. See, I don't think I'm there yet. No, you're not. You're at this. I've never skipped that face. I don't know what face I've skipped it. But we don't make out in public, though. I think that's where it crossed the line. PDA, now Pete, now you want to talk about Creepy, PDA, PDA. Ryan Clifton. That boy Ryan, Ryan, Ryan's like, he's like, you're going to know I love right goes. If we're in love, if we're in public, we're just, we're doing nothing to love. It's just my girl. I want to kiss now. And I'm like, no, but, bro, PDA, PDA is fine and it's cute when it's real. But not too real. What's fake PDA? Fake PDA. Like, you know fake PDA. If say we're all, say you and Sarah, me and live, say all the boys, have girls or have their girls there, whatever, we're all chilling. And like, say you and Sarah, just having the blast. And y'all just turn, oh, I love you so much, Mary. Yeah. Get a little smudged. And you see someone else and it's like fake PDA. Like, they see someone else in love. So then they like, forced it upon their part. Is that a thing that happens? Really, they like, it's like the dawn of man. It's a competition. Oh my god. Competitive PDA is a thing. Is he, are we opening the left side of your brain? Do you not understand how females work? This is a very much female work like that. That's fine. That's great. You got a good one. Yeah, bro. There will be times where, if someone else say two girls are being petty, real caddy going back and forth, whatever, a little feud. This girl gets a smudge. What do you think this girl is doing? She'll turn around and kiss him. Oh, that is true. That it wears my face off. I wish you would kiss me like that. I wish you would do that with me. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, because at what point I went around and kissed K-Rob. What are you feeling? Oh, wait, if you kiss K-Rob? Yeah, I'll be like, oh. You go, oh god, y'all can have you. I don't want that anymore. No, bro, it's a real thing. Dude, okay, but okay, let's give PDA rules. What's the extent of your PDA? Like yours personally. Actually, you don't do any PDA. Y'all always say that, bro. It's, you don't even hug in public. That's so not true. Me and Liver, okay, here's another thing. And this is not to downsize anything, whatever. Me and Liver have been together for eight years. Yeah, I'm so sorry. We hug all the time. We hug all the time. We kiss all the time. When we go to our friends, especially new parents, we don't get to hang out with y'all too often. It's like once a month now, maybe like in a group setting. When we go, she knows it. I love her. I will hang out with you. But it's like, we're here with the boys. We're here with the whole crew. Trying to get some laughs and jokes. And it's kind of the same with Liver. Like the other night at the thing, she was sitting down with the girls. All the girls were chatting. All of us were hanging out. That's true. So it's more of those things. My personal rules. You can obviously hug. You can get a little slap. Little grab. Oh, yeah, you got to be able to touch the boom. Got to be able to touch the boom. Yeah, got to be able to touch the back. I mean, it's hard not to see that thing just sitting there with no love. And you got to smack that thing. Hey, wake up a little. Hey, wait. Which is dripped on me. Something dripped on you. Oh, dude. K-Rob's infiltrated the entire system. Oh, the whole building. He brought that in there, man. Ask, grab, ask, grab. Forward slash slap. Yeah, hugs, obvious kiss. Now, here's the big one. The kissing is where everything gets a little murky. Kissing is where it's lined. My kiss goes to the point, you can kiss your partner. You can kiss your partner. Good. You can slip a little of that old tee down there, right? Excuse me. Tongue. You can slip a little of that tongue. Tongue in public. Now hear me out. No public tongue. Listen, when you get to the point of public tongue, you should feel the pheromones surging through your back. At that point, I'll find it against my bridges. Exactly. You go, whoa, whoa, no, no. You need to know your cerebral. You need to know what's the next step. The next step close has been ripped off. The next step I'm grabbing throat. Now, that's where you've got to stop. That's where you can't keep it going in public. As soon as you get to the point of, oh, I feel the need to give my partner tongue turn it off. So, I feel like if you're at the point of tongue in public, you're already wrong. Your mouth shouldn't be open in public. That's true, but I've seen a lot of tongue that they do a classy, real classy. Where are you like weird? It's like a rooftop, like a brunch rooftop. Definitely the most is flying around. Champion. Tunging over waffles is crazy. Oh, dude, people do it. And they probably had a great night that before. Probably don't know each other too well, if you know what I'm saying. Whoa, first of all, first of all, if you don't know someone too well, there should be no PDA. If it's a first date, no PDA, that's not for the better. Not a first date. Here what I'm saying. They probably had a great night the night before. I get it. I get it, dude. By the way, I caught on my Tesla. Literally somebody had to tie my Tesla. The PDA, what did you just say? Well, that's the highest level of PDA. Literally, I saw intercourse happen outside of my Tesla. No, if you're having sort of my truck, you're going to prison. I wasn't in the truck. So if you don't know, basically, Teslas, they have a sensory mode, which acts as a security camera. Anytime someone gets near my truck, it goes towards it. But it doesn't tell anybody. You have to look in to see my screens. It says, "Hey, you're on camera." These people, it was at night time. It was around like clubs and stuff. So they were one of those people that they were probably having a good night. A lot of drinks were flowing. And they were parked right beside my truck. So whenever I get into my truck, I'm like, "Okay, me and Sarah, we love to do this." It shows how many things were recorded as soon as you go in there. So me and her, we go, it's clicking. We're like, "What happened?" What were people doing outside the truck? We clicked this and there's a couple, hugging. They were hugging outside my truck, right? This is nice. It's nice. Good, good, good, good, love the couple. Me and Sarah were watching, we're like, "Oh, that's cute." But then we see, because we're seeing the back of her the front of him. He reaches for that back porch. And I mean, it's not just like a pad. I mean, it's a, he's, you know, he gets one of those undercarriage shoes. And then the head start moving. The tongue starts flying. Hands start going places I can't say on YouTube. Oh, yeah, give me a little, oh, yeah, yeah, one of those. Yeah, it's what you deserve. And so I'm like, "Oh, my hands are in places that can't be seen." I saved the video. And then, so they finish. He spanks and goes into the driver's side and she opens her door. And Sarah was like, "Oh, he ruined it." And I was like, "Wait, what happened?" And she goes, "He didn't even open her door after all that." I'm not opening her door, but I have nasty cars. Well, no, they probably went home after. Oh, they drove off after. But, oh. This was a crowded parking lot, yeah. Oh, yeah, then he's like, "Yeah, you just, you just squeeze through." Come on, you gripped that watermelon. You did your hands where your hands aren't supposed to go in public in front of someone else's side of the truck. You don't even open the door for the lady. Yeah, I mean, that's wrong. Hey, that's wrong. But that's so be careful. If you're around to Tesla, you are probably being recorded. But that's my favorite thing to do. It just look at people. Dude, no, my favorite video for you is for a while. Now, sorry to hit a nerve. If I have to, it was. It was when K-Rop hit your truck. Oh, yeah, when K-Rop smacked into the back of me after the episode 200 dinner? It was so. It was just such utter. 'Cause he was already at a complete stop. I could please stop a good distance away and then he literally went like this. And just like, "Boom!" And I was like, "Our heads hurt for two days after that." - Okay. - Putting that on the record. I'm gonna tell me what my head felt like. - Nothing to testless. I have to ask you, your feet, your soul, and your little tufft is back in the beautiful state of Dallas. - Yeah, back. - Yes I said, state of Dallas. You, my friend, went to Wrestlemania for the first time ever tell me about-- - I do, I did go to Wrestlemania this weekend. It was fantastic, man. - I don't want to be here. - You know, I hate all of you in this suck. - Yeah, dude, Wrestlemania was really fun. Shout out to daylight media, QCode. They got me and Sarah Tickets. Literally, if you are watching Night One of Wrestlemania, you see me on the hard cam like during the whole show, which is really crazy. But the craziest thing is, I didn't realize, I'm gonna be on camera this whole Wrestlemania. I need to be aware of what I'm doing. - Oh, buddy. - I wasn't aware of what I was doing. So throughout the whole show, 'cause 90% of it was commercial, so I was able to get on my phone. So I would get on my phone between the four minute matches. You're kidding. You're kidding. - Sure they got it, it was, yeah. So I got on my phone, and I was like, okay, I would see a bunch of story mentions, and I was like, oh shit, people are recording me on their TV's watching Wrestlemania. There is a video that went out of me watching a match, and you could literally see me having a panic attack in front of Cody Rhodes. Oh my God, dude, that was my favorite part. - Yeah, describe the video, 'cause you saw it. - Oh my God, dude, so it's from, it's from obviously someone at TV, but you're on the hard cam, like you said. And this man, Peyton, is literally sitting there watching, and he goes, and it's like, for me knowing him, what I think it was, and you can talk to the validity. I think you were about to speak and say something, but then you really thought about it, and you started freaking out, and then you tried to play it off. That looked like a, I'm in a carbon copy of some shit I've seen for years now. You literally were sitting there, and you're like, he was gonna talk, and then he looked like he was gonna vomit, in a matter of a second, he was like, he covered his mouth, he's like, and it was, I watched it probably 20 times, 'cause you put that on your story. - I did, I reposted it. - Oh my God. - So, bro, I was like, it's what I look like. - Oh yeah. - And then other people's stories they posted, they literally looked like a human ostrich. - You were like this, you were just watching like this. - Oh, so erect, and I have such a hunchback, so I don't know why I was so erect. - I don't understand how you've cured it. - I love that for you, you're so blocked in, though. You gotta be locked in, but you also gotta be, I don't look like water, like literally, have some movement, you don't really watch it like this. (laughs) - You're like, you would never see me like that, and say LeBron's in the final. - Yeah. - I'm never watching the game like this. (laughs) - What am I supposed to do? - I'd be like, oh, okay. - No, like, you could be like, Let's do the Cody road. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He's one of the most influential like broadcasters of all time like media personalities. Like he is like one of my idols in the game. So he has a storyline in the WWE. So he came out, right? And now he's playing a heel, which means a bad guy. So he was flipping off the crowd. I mean, just giving birds to everybody. And it was so hype. And I was like, dude, Pat McAfee's in front of me. I'm into the storyline. I'm into WWE. I'm eight rows away from him. He can definitely see me. And you're big as you say to like an ostrich. Yeah, I'm literally standing over my whole section. So I stand up and I flip off Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee turns towards me. And this is all on video. Pat McAfee turns towards me, grabs his crotch. And then he goes, "Cue." And then flips me off. I've never been so happy for a grown man to grab his crotch. Pat McAfee flipped me off at WrestleMania. I literally, you see it in my vlog that I posted on my TikTok. But after it, I was like this. Yeah, you did like a little kid, you were like this. You tried to play it. You're like, oh yeah. You too. You too. You too. You too. You row. Yeah. It was so far. That's sick though. Like that's, that I love. I just love, that's one thing I admire about the WWE is that it is these incredible storylines. Like if you did that at an NBA game, one, you're probably kicked that out of the arena. Two, it's like real. Like, yeah. If someone, if say Anthony Amherst was like, no, fuck you, you're like, oh, all right, bro, all right. I just wanted you to miss freedom. It's not like a built-in, built-in. Yeah. Right. Oh my god. It was so good. But yeah, overall, I'll give my WrestleMania review probably later on in the episode, but seeing I show speed in person, he's not a real human being. So genuinely, no exaggeration, one of like a insane athlete. He's a, I want to say, and I will stand by this. I show speed is a once in a generation athlete. Oh, yeah. Like a once in a generation, like his build alone, his back hat abs, and he was, he was, he stood up on a turnbuckle. He stood up on the turnbuckle and started like flexing and breathing his, I, I, I, Lew went, huh. What the hell is that part? Where's that one? So athletic, so entertaining. I think that kid is, again, I mean, he is a, a generational talent. I believe he is fantastic. His jump, bro. That jump alone, like, I know he's been in WWE for like, not, not his first match. I'm saying, uh, been in the ring, like, he's not like, whatever, like, he's not, I wasn't his first time ever in a ring. So like the stage fright aspect, but that jump for someone that doesn't wrestle, doesn't practice wrestling. Yeah. That is, that was insane. He was so, he just, that's equivalent to getting on a one story house on the roof, probably higher, to be honest, jumping off of it and letting on a few feet and landing with your stomach on a human being on a table. He did. He actually botched the landing pretty bad, you know, Logan good to got hurt. Yeah. He was supposed to land across the body and landed on the body. So it was, it was rough, but they were all fine about it, but, uh, yeah, I'll get my WrestleMania night one and night two of you later on the episode. I have, I found out something about my family that I, I'm going to leave open to judgment. I'm going to leave it open. Um, so you know how, you know my grandma, right? You know me, mom? Yeah. Blind and deaf. Blind and deaf. Right. So she stayed in her own house as a blind and deaf woman for three years after my grandfather passed away. And that might, that's remarkable in itself. That might be a causation of CPS. And, and, and basically, I think we skipped that. I think we're getting real close to somebody getting called. Yeah. So then my mom was like, ah, we're two streets over. Come on. Cam's going away to college. You come live with us. So she's, she had like a seven year tenure at my mom's house. Right. We just found this out this last weekend. So my dad was over at the house. He was helping me out. We were doing yard stuff and whatnot like that. He sees the gym or the, the lack of the gym in the garage. Now, he was like, oh, it's just feel weird. It's empty. He goes, is that the same treadmill? I was like, yeah, that's when y'all gave me. He goes, oh God. PTSD every time I look at it. I was like, why? He's like, what do you mean why? You don't remember? I said, remember what? He goes, me mom fell off of it. And I went, why the fuck was me mom ever on a treadmill? And he goes, he goes, what do you mean? Your mom had on a whole training regimen. What? My mother had my blind and death grandma on a workout regimen. There was all indoors that included a treadmill and b, a set of five pound dumbbells. Cameron. So I immediately, hey mom, what are you doing? Oh, that's cool. Fuck that. You made me mom walk, blind and death on a treadmill. She said, yeah, we had a safety hook on her wrist. No. Y'all leased her. My mom put my grandma on a leash on a treadmill, on a leash. She said, she said, came, they went to the doctor, her bone to muscle ratio was 92 to 8. She had no muscle, honey. We had to get her up and moving. She said, she said, she said, she's free of teen. Out of 100% of her body, 92% of it was, was bone. She could, she had to do something. She could barely stand. I said, you just said she could barely stand. You have a blind woman walking on a treadmill. I said, what do you do? This can't be good. She tells me her routine. Again, I can't stress it enough. She can't see anything. Or here. She can't see. She can't hear. And she's on a treadmill. I mean, like this, can't I say the only other place that's worse than that might be a pool? Yeah. Yeah. The pool. She's job bringing the deep in. See what she does. She had my grandma. Now granted it was from the doctor, wasn't just my mom making it. Okay. They were like, you need, like she needs to do something, or she's kind of going to become bedridden. Yeah. She says 80, 81, something like that, maybe 75-ish at the time, a mile a day, which took her 30 minutes, but a mile a day, and an arm routine with five pound dumbbells seeded in her wheelchair. When I heard this, I got to know the laugh or not. Oh you can! I was crying laughing. I said, "What is y'all's problem? Just give her a f*ck quilt. Like give her something to knit." So why is she working out? She's an aiding blind. I was like, "Why is she doing anything physical?" And then my dad was like, "Yeah, I was a whole conversation, but your mom wanted it to happen." And then I was like, "Okay, circle back. She fell?" Yeah. Oh my god, that's scary. My dad goes, "My dad goes." Oh, she fell f*ck hard, too. You know my dad. Oh, she fell f*ck hard, didn't leave room for four days after that. Bro, y'all don't have to be sad. I mean, most good, that was in the past, you can laugh. He goes, "Oh, she fell hard. That's why we had to end up getting the safety cuff afterwards." I said, "So what happened?" He goes, "Hell, it's probably missed a step." And so she fell on her hip, slid off the treadmill onto the wooden floor cam. And I said, "Pro, y'all are." No, okay. They're not, because it's from the doctor, but I'm like, "Hey, how did that?" But I don't think doctors said treadmill. I think doctor might have been like, "Take her on a walk. Are you going to walk her?" She's blind. She doesn't want to go outside. And I think the biggest reason is she doesn't want to go outside. She needs to do, you think she's itching to wake up the morning, go to the front door and take a f*ck walk around the corner. I'm saying somebody walk with her outside, he said, "I'm putting her on a treadmill with a collar on it." But that's close to my collar. But I think that the whole thing was she needed to walk without her walker, because the walker is what she's relying on. It's like a lot of weight on the walker. She kind of scooted. She needed to do some form of walking without it, so how treadmill got brought up is wicked. I mean, that's sad. Is that not insane? Okay, honestly though, never mind, I'm not going to say that. Say it, say it. No, I'm going to say if I get to a certain point, put me down. Oh, no, yeah, like just me. No, I don't want that from my knee. No, I'm saying for me, because I've told people this, like if there's a point where like I'm waking up and I'm hurting, like I'm just like, "Ah, go and give me that good old Malcolm Jerome treatment, just if you're hurting." Just like hurting to the point, like minimal pain, like a like a like a joints kind of acting up. A little bit osteoporosis can't get you going. You're just like, "Ah, he's not working." Call her. Let's get out of here. Hey, it's been fun. Good run. No, no. Get the lawyer. If I'm going to look at the will one last time, get her over here. Bring the big meat. No, you know what I mean. It's just a point where it's like, like, man, like if people, if people start petting me, like to that point where people are like, "Oh, Peyton, like, how you been, Grandpa?" I'm like, I go, "Gew, Susie, like it's your own grandkids." They're like, "How are you, Grandpa?" They're calling like this. "Get your pants off me." "Oh, dude, do you ever think we're going to hit the point of elderly?" "No, no, me." It's, oh yeah, no, you're done at 50. I'm kidding. I'm so soon. You're talking about if you're knee aches a little bit. You're like, "Rap it up." No. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. Yeah, I mean, speaking of old geriatric stuff, there's a lot of, like, there's a thing about getting old that gives me a lot of anxiety. And it's a thing recently that I've been real anxious about, the thought of it. I've been watching a lot of like crime, documentaries, and like shit on YouTube. And a lot of the things I've been watching is about people's last meal. And I got a lot of anxiety about what my last meal would be on this earth. Regardless if I'm in prison or if like I'm just told, "Hey, this is your last meal," I think that's like the hardest decision to make ever. That's gotta be. It's like, it's easy to find who you want to marry. It's easy to decide if you want to have kids. My last thing, my taste buds are hidden, give me some, "Hit me!" "Go Painter! Go Painter! Go Painter! Go Painter! Go Painter! That's my painter! Grab that hat and put it back, "Payter! Shake that boy! Look at that back boy! That's nasty!" I was shaking the sh*t. Everybody's making fun of me on the WirendsK holostore Instagram, making fun of how I was dancing. Bad bad moves on that one. No. We need to go to couples dancing. That is an incredible answer. Now let's play that out. Say they were required to deliver your last meal. That was your answer. You wrote down, "Who do you think walks into that room?" My wife, hopefully. But what if they're like, "Oh, you didn't specify." Oh, they're giving me form. Just like some random. I don't want random. Oh my god. Oh my god. What would be your last meal, dude? That is a hard question. Top of the brain went to a real good Alfredo Tortellini with some chicken. Oh, you want to die full? I don't want to die with just ribs. I want to die full. You want to die bloated? Yeah, I'm dead. Yes, I want to massive me. I literally be like, "Give me thanks, giving." No, because you know whenever you die, gas comes out. I don't want to do that to the people in the room. You're dead. Yeah, but that's embarrassing. Oh god, he stinks. Oh, look at that dead man. He stinks. He's dead. There's no embarrassment. You don't feel that you're dead. See, but I think people would judge me. Say I'm in a room of people. I envision my last meal in a room of people. For some reason. Judgment ceases your dead. No, but that's not how I think. I think I'm going to take my anxiety to the afterlife. You don't think you're dead. No, but okay, but I feel like people are going to judge my last meal, right? Like I feel like I would take so long to make that decision. I don't want something that's going to make me gassy because when you die, you secrete. And I don't want to secrete. Every dead person secrete. It's dead secretion. But just because I'm about to die, doesn't mean my public poop figure goes away. I would probably go opposite and I'd figure out their allergies. And I'd eat everything they're allergic to. And that's how I want to go out. Like, oh, deathly shrimp, I said, bring the sea. Bring it all. Give me every shrimp you can find. See, I feel like my last meal would be like a cobb salad. Like something to really show like out, he still cares, man. Now, this is showing. This is showing the level of my big backness and how much I almost love, like love food. Yeah. If we were in death row together, and we did this amazing crime together, and we're going to die together, and we're in the same room, and you order a cobb salad, I would probably be so disappointed in myself that I ever became friends with you. If your final meal was a cobb salad, really, I would be looking at you with a porterhouse 40-ounce steak. Every single side you can imagine, definitely some coaxe, that is the nectar of all juices. Coaxe with a lot of water and something real sweet. Oh my, oh my god, you deserve. Oh, I want to have, oh listen here, I want a half gallon of Graham's central station with a waffle cone bowl from handles. That's what I want. I want a pot roast straight from someone's Southern Mississippi grandma. Dude, I want a little bit of crawfish on the side with some nice cheddar bay biscuits. Oh, I don't want to die with a tummy ache. You're dead! I meant, no, actually, I would, I would, this is what I would do. I would say, hey, run an allergen panel. Give me everything I'm allergic to. That's how I want to go out. I want to go out f*** up. I want to go out with hives. I want to go with with, like, sheezing for air. I'm dead. Why, dude, you shouldn't do that. That's one of those things. It's like you get, you get to feel some new ones. I think that's my people pleasing. I would eat something that the other people would be appreciate. Like, I feel like a good cop in like some ice water. They'd be like, wow. That is, that is not people pleasing. That is probably the most exaggerated form of an insecurity. I have ever heard in my life. You're going to die. You get to eat anything in the world and you're last meal. You're trying to please others so you can cast away judgment from your own parts. Yeah, I would have like water with lemon. I've never had that today in my life. I would just be like, oh, they would appreciate it. Bro, you said ice water. This now, this A actually happened in B. I want you to try to decide for this. Okay. You live, went to a restaurant, like a restaurant. We went to like a mom and pop place, but it's not like a fast food. And we go in and we sit down there's like probably 10 people in there. And they come up and they're like, hey, we'll be right back with some chips. And then we can take drink orders. So I'm right back. They come back with the chips. They go, what would you like to drink? I said, word for it. I've had too many coaks today. You know, me like joking. I'll just take some water. The woman looks at me. This is the first time in my entire life. I've ever heard this. She said, you want fresh ice or still ice? I swear to god, fresh ice or still ice. What's the difference? Thank you. So I literally go, I had a visible conundrum. I went, it's a good word. I was like, I'm sorry. She goes, you want fresh ice or still ice? I said, do you mean the water? Because that's like, you got a fresh water. You want tap or still or sparkling or still. And I was like, oh, I'll just, I'll take regular water. She said, no, no ice, you want fresh ice or still ice. And I said, I'm kind of lost here. And I'm starting to get a little mad. And it's not at you, but unfortunately, you're in front of me. You're going to have to receive this. What do you mean fresh or still ice? Now, before I drop this jewel of an answer, she said, what would your guest be? If you're at a restaurant, I walk up and I go, would you want fresh ice or still ice? I would think it's either handmade or machine. Okay. That's fairly close. Right? Any other, any other maybe He's just going for it, just a random guess. - I don't know what it would be. - Oh tap, oh tap water ice, or bottled water ice. - No. - What is it? - I also want to go back to handmade. What the fuck does that mean? What is handmade ice? I kind of just cruise right over that one. Where's handmade ice? - 'Cause there's ice, yeah, I worked that one out. They're like, no listen, there's ice machines, right? Like a refrigerator where the ice is made in machine or there's human made ice where people make the ice. - How did they do that with their hand? - They did it with a 98.6 degree palm. - You pour the water in the ice cube tray, and you put it in the freezer. - Then you put it where? - In the freezer. - You would consider that handmade ice. - I made that, I put it in there, so it has its handmade ice. - I would argue the freezer made that. - No, you put it in a mold. - No, the freezer makes it by itself, you don't like the freezer you have at your house. The ice machine you have at your house, it just makes it through the night, right? You hear it goes, right, that's a machine made ice, that's AI ice. - If you pour water into a bowl, unless you're frozen, you're not freezing the ice. - But I chose to make that water into ice. I'm the Jesus of that ice. - It does not matter. - I've made that. - It doesn't matter if you made a conscious decision. You're not freezing it. - Yes. - You said man made. You're not making as a man the ice. - Okay, so you're putting water in a mold. - Okay, okay, okay. So what about this, right? So what if, right? - I'm cooking food. So say I'm making food. And I put a bunch of ingredients onto the thing, and then I put it in the oven and it cooks. I cooked that, right? Or did the oven cook that? - If you wanna be technical, the oven cooked it. - Yeah, but when you make a home cooked meal, so there's no such thing as a home cooked meal. - You prepared. - You prepared a simple. - So how do you cook them? - Coordinated. - Then why do people say I'm a chef, I cooked it. - No, you didn't. - Stoveted. - That's true, that's a fair point. - But you're talking about ice. - B-T-A. - You're talking about ice. - Peers love ice. I just don't wanna put that in there. (laughing) - Anyway, I said could you please define the difference? She goes of course. The fresh ice is from our machine. - Yeah. - That we get immediately and it goes right into your cup and then we pour your beverage of choice over it. - Makes sense. - The still ice is from our machine. But we let it fall into a container. And I went, what? I said, huh? So it's the same ice, she said, no, no, there's a difference. I said, do you mind repeating that? - Is this a transfer? - Different. - Can you say that one more time? Maybe I missed it, maybe it's my fault. - Okay. - Okay, maybe I'm about to leave your f***** on, burn it down, maybe that's my fault. But I wanna make sure if I do it, I'm hearing you right. She goes, yeah, the fresh ice is from the machine, but we put it right into your cup and then pour your beverage of choice over it. - Right, that's the freshness of ice. - That does, okay, sure. - And then I go, okay, I heard that. I got that right. - So it didn't touch any outside air. - Sure, no, oh f*****, it didn't touch the outside air or the other ice that came and say a spot. She goes, but our still ice is the same ice. But we just allow some to gather to be together in a bucket. - Also, it's all day ice and new ice, that makes sense. - All day ice melts. - Not if it's the next other ice. - Well, yeah, but hello, it's the same f*****. First off, I already have a bigger problem with the option. You're really arguing for her? - Yes, that makes sense. It wouldn't be an option if it wasn't a thing. It makes sense. There's ice that's been sitting in a bucket all day, flies, gnats, rodents and rits all over it. You don't know what's been on that ice. - Then why the f***** would you ever offer that to someone? - Because some people like season ice. Some people like all day ice, put some all day ice on it. I thought I was bringing you an absolute blade grip and dunk of an allure, and you're agreeing with this woman. I'm not saying that that's normal, but I'm saying her logic makes sense. There's all day ice, new ice. You're getting fresh from the cows nipple or you can go get some bottled from the fridge. - So why? But that's my question. It's coming from your ice machine. Why let it drop? Why offer people that? Make every drink fresh ice. What the f*****? That's not going in here. To the soda machine. And you literally, you go to click it and the ice machine doesn't work, but then you look down and there's a mound of ice there. It's the same thing. - Who in their right mind would go, oh, yeah. - It's the same thing of like fountain drinks and bottled drinks. It's the same thing. - No, it is not. - Yes, 'cause it's the same drink, but it just comes from different spouts. - This one's coming from the same spout. - You don't know the spout. - She told me. - She told you the same spout. - She said, the fresh ice we catch in the glass and you immediately make your drink and bring it to you. - The still ice comes from the machine and gathers at the bottom. - I'm weird with my ice, though. Do you get brand new ice every time you get a drink? - What? - You gotta get, do you get new ice every time you get a drink? - Public or private? - Private. - I don't use ice privately. - Oh. - I don't use ice. - That's the German in you. - No, it's not. - There it is. - That is, my fridge is set to 36 degrees. It's four degrees away from everything I own being ice. It's f***** cold enough. I don't need extra ice. I want more liquid in my cup. - Okay, well take it off for you then. For me, every time I have like say, I have a red solo cup at my house and I put ice in it. - Yes. - And then I put my diet coke in that cup and I'm drinking it. - Oh, keep the same ice. - No, once I'm done with that diet coke, I dump that ice. I need new ice. - You're so bougie, it's starting to get disgusting. - That's bougie? - Getting new ice per drink is not bougie. - No. That's fresh. - That's fresh. - That is bougie is, how do you not think that's bougie? Because that's like, it changes the flavor profile. It makes your drink musty. If you get the same ice. - It makes it honorable. That's what it does. It makes your drink your drink. - Yeah, it's my drink. - It's my drink or cards I'ma drink that. - That's like, okay, that's like the sh** he used to be on. He used a new towel every single time you take a shower. - I still do that. - That's bougie painting wake up. Bro, I just spoke cigars. You do bougie towel. It's bougie red solo cup. You'll read bougie finance book. - First of all, you're bougie. - First of all, if anybody saw the towels I used, you wouldn't say I'm bougie. My mom came to my house all my towels and she's like, is this for Sarah's dog? Like no, those are my face towels. Like those are the towels I used. - No, it definitely looks like it came with you from like a refugee camp. - Yeah, those same towels I've been using since college. Like I'm not a towel guy. - I think it's gross to use towels on your, on your bull sack and then put them anywhere else on your body the day after. You do your, oh my, how do you not see that? - People that use the same towel every shower of disgusting. I would rather not shower for three days and use the same towel. That is unbelievable. - You'd rather use the same towel? Okay, would you rather use the same towel for your straight or not shower for a month? A year straight versus one month of not bathing. - Yes. - I would use, let me lower it. - I'd use the same towel for the rest of my life before I went, before I went a month without bathing. 31 days without bathing. - You'd rather use the same towel for the rest of your, the rest of your human existence. Then not shower just for one month, Peyton, you smell my genitalia when we're done recording and that's two hours, 31 days. That's guaranteed, probably eight days recording. - That's disgusting, can't because at some point, do you drive between your crack after your shower? - Yes. - You would use that for a month straight? - I'd use it till I'd die. - They were going out a month and that's-- - Can't, not sharing for a month is fine. It's literally fine. Like yes, I would not advise you to do athletic activity. - Yeah, that's stupid, look at you. You don't either. - Yes, I do, I'm trying. You would genuinely, no-- - No one. - No pot. Peyton, Steve at heart. - Yes sir. - You would not shower for a month straight, the first to the 31st, rather than using the same towel for a whole year. I gag anytime I see an old towel. I, like it's generally an ick for me to see the same towel. Like it is disgusting 'cause it's wet, mildly, and I know my balls. We're on that, my boo sack was just wiped on that. I don't want to put that anywhere 'cause then I feel contaminated to get. I think it's, it makes you even dirtier. I think it boils down to, are you just, are you going for a swim in your shower? What are you doing? What do you mean? If you properly clean your body, yes, there's gonna be some bacteria to stay on the towel. Yes, there's gonna be some things that stay. But if you're clean, like a hand, you would never, you would never do that in a million years of the hand towel. If you were actually that jerk, you'd keep them on your ball, say, I don't think you f***ing clean down there dude. I don't think you're cleaning, could bro. - I can't stay there too long, I'm just not playing. - See exactly, you're saying, oh, clean, oh, oh. Like, you're not cleaning well enough 'cause you would never do that with a hand towel. Ever, you would wash your hands, soap and water, hand towel dry off, you would do that for f***ing two, three months before you look at you, I always sh**, there's a bleaching. - It's so crazy 'cause I've had the same toothbrush for two years. But for some reason, I can't use the same towel. It's my way in my brains, why it's something got messed up. (laughing) I just said, I don't know how the f***, I don't understand you, how do you have to get new ice? You get new ice? You don't buy an old toothbrush. - Yeah, I don't know what it is with me in toothbrushes. I feel like it's some kind of connection, like when sh**s in my mouth, that's why it's hard for me to go over X's. Like when sh**s goes in my mouth, it's just hard for me to let go of. - You are an anomaly. You are not real, don't look at me like that. - But I'm honest though, I'm a genuine guy, I'm a real life human being. - You're two, sometimes you're two s**t honest. - Yeah. - That's why I don't bring toothbrushes when I travel places. Like Sarah, we went to Vegas this last weekend. She was like, babe, where's your toothbrush? I said, that didn't bring it. We were there for four days. I don't, I do not like to, like on tour, I didn't brush my teeth. Say a prayer for Sarah likes it. No, she does it. No, she doesn't know what is she goes a little more film today You know what you know what you know what seat sit back this is up. Just just a cold dose of reality She doesn't like that, bro. I'm here for you dog. Come here. Give me a dad real quick. We're gonna get through this She hates that dude. Let's be honest. Let's keep a bucket buck. She hates it. She says she has a great grill She you can see all 32 there pearly white. She definitely takes care of them. She hates it. You don't take it You go calm down. She doesn't like that man She likes you so much. She likes your quirks. She likes this little that little dog heiferon in the look you do Do the fuck is dog heiferon in King of Queens? Oh, yeah, dog. Yeah, you're like that. Yeah, she likes that She likes the the dog She wants you to brush your teeth. Hmm. Let's keep a spade of space. No, buy use mouthwash. Oh, dude. Oh my god Oh, I got the ribs. It's put a bandaid on it. That's what you just said. Oh, I got stabbed in the arm Let's do some little let's do some lab raises get the blood flowing. No, those are those are fixes I've stopped using q-tips because I like the feeling of the earwax falling out That is it good. It's a good feeling. It's weird. I always just like a whole nugging Yeah, it hits your shoulder. You're the sea. Oh, how long are you in there? Yeah, dude You can hear better 100% oh the clarity is incredible. Oh my god. It's clarity is like hitting a drug Like I'm not kidding. It's like getting new 808s in the back of your truck It's I mean, it's beautiful. It's it's like fuzzy. It's like watching a movie in like 480 Yeah, and then as soon as it falls out just randomly hit to like ultra 4k. Yeah, no, it's beautiful like oh my god I'm seeing I'm seeing here. Tell you you're not supposed to use q-tips So I stopped using q-tips and I've just let it accumulate and I felt it before I can be like oh It's like a loose tooth in there. Well, you know as a kid. You can't feel it moving You know when they're with that one finger get some like that and you just keep on moving You just get rid of it. You're flicking you guys. I don't know if that camera at the camera picked that up There was so much on his finger. See if I can get some more. Oh, no. Yeah, there's a lot But that's that's the thing. You get it to your kid. You gave it to him. He does have some dirty dirties dirty Here's speaking of my kid. P. I have a story to tell you Yeah, okay this weekend my parents They went to their storage unit which first off if you own a storage unit company Hold on to it because y'all are taxing out there. Yeah, they were way overpaying for this They finally found out they went to clear it out and cancel the membership In the process of them cleaning out this storage unit. There's a lot of my childhood in there. Okay, all right They call me they go. Oh, there's so much some of your action figures are in here. Oh one of your old pillows I'm like that's just weird like action figures I get rid of them the pillow. Why the hell did you keep a pillow pillow away and she's like I'm pretty sure You always had your nose bleeds on and I was like why do you have that mom like you're not paying yourself in a good light? Yeah, your dexter. Yeah, your mom keeps teeth doesn't yeah teeth blood pillows everything. Oh my god If they opened up that thing they'd be like oh, it's the guy from you This joke over shit. Yeah, so they're clearing it out and My mom she comes to my house like four days out of the week she goes I'm gonna bring some that I found I think you'll think it's cool tomorrow and I go all right I brought it here today to share with you. Okay, this is this is a mystery box of my childhood. Okay, you had a So this is from your parent storage unit This is from my parent storage unit. I forgot about every single thing in this box. He's all belonged to me And I loved them all I loved them all enough. Yeah to keep them in a box Whenever it was time to move on to old college. Oh, do you think this box is oh? There's certain things in here that date the box. Oh my god. Okay, I'm talking 30 years ago. I'm excited to see it I'm 27 or I'm 28 now. Don't know how they're 30 35 years old. Don't know why I own it But I did and I loved it so you put the things in this box everything in this box was mine I owned it. I loved it some things I collected them Okay, and I want you to just get a sheer feel of the weight. Don't open it. Okay, just feel the weight Oh my god, just feel the weight. This thing is at least 10 pounds at least 10 pounds. This is massive Okay, are you ready for this? There's like a hundred items in there. There's a lot. We're not gonna go one-by-one. Okay, but we're there's a lot Okay, so I'm gonna open this for you and the audience and just the initial look I just want you to look at it and just see if you see anything we could talk through it. This is a camcandity time capsule What is that? Is that one of those dream catchers? You're a dream catcher. I had a hanging from my fan In my childhood room when I'd go to sleep. I had a dream catcher first item first article. I had this hanging Did you make it? I think it was a gift for my sister. Oh, oh my god. Yeah, but who I'm now that belongs in a 13-year-old girl's room No, it's like a college freshman girl everyone had. Oh, yeah, or I don't know two thousand years ago in the West Plains of the country like What is that like that is first thing? How many dreams did that catch? Now the second thing I want to know what's on that Second thing, have you ever heard of Pogs? Oh? Oh, I have Yeah I got a collection of their sports cards. I go can I have Pogs what is a Pog it was a game from like the night again the predates us Okay, it was like a collectible thing from the 90s. Okay, that was like it. They literally were these little chips I want to see if it shows it at all. They were these little chips like wooden like you see that holds it right there Yeah, yeah, don't know where the Pogs went, but I decided to keep the case That's cool. You kept the instruction man. I mean that's cam Kennedy so it is so Pogs Okay, I have a children's Bible with an incredibly whitewash Jesus Christ. I mean that is I mean that's the most America Jesus I've ever seen this that Jesus was born in like Indiana like that is not this is not there like this is what Jesus looks like It don't you let anybody tell you like no, it's not what that is that is Alex That is it yeah, so I have a children's Bible. That's Dan. Yeah, yeah I mean can Now now this is one we have to go one by one that's a kid janitor. This is a kid janitor Okay on one massive Kit Brent was my it was my middle school or my elementary school. Oh, okay. There's a shoe horn What's a shoe horn? You use it on the back of your heel to get inside your shoes easy. Why? That's a kid put it back in. Okay basketball ball his life was always a dream. Yeah I have a little on police department rubber key. I was Into it you were born in North you will back the blue and that is what Jesus you see you see your wife Do you see your Alex Jesus? You protect that watch Jesus and you call them cops anytime you need help now If they're walking towards you and you see him have a hood on you call the police You call this number. God. Yeah, even reach for some you dial it boy. Okay. Yeah, make sure so far. Is that a pack? Dallas Maverick some simple right a Random test safari tiger not even sure the origin. Yeah, now this is where it gets interesting. Okay I had a little on public library laminate card Loser didn't absolutely unbelievable. You were an absolute loser now I have a Benson and hedges 100s cigarette Metal hockey stick cigarette thing. What's a cigarette thing? What does that do this is a cigarette company? I was but what is that thing though? This is just a keychain to cigarettes when I was six. Yeah, where were my parents? I think they were I think they were trying to get you into a certain life So they wanted you go to Texas. I know. Yeah, like what do I have that? Yeah, and then lastly This is a loan star stampede from 2002 and I decided to give it a colorful tattoo and write Dallas Cowboys on it your parents never hung up your art did they didn't hang up my order hang out with me All right, so we're gonna keep going okay big fan of you Go I had a deck box that I wore around my neck that contained my deck that made me able to do all on the go at any given time It's time to do I'd go right there. I'd take out the deck and we're playing right there. We go That's actually got it cool. Now you're Now this right here, right? I had I have a Chinese scroll that is a 1994 Calendar to the restaurant golden gate in the colony, Texas What the fuck did you take that off the wall? I don't I was born in 98 This is a 94 is actually really cool sick though, isn't it? Well, why did you have it? I ate but I knew to keep it I saw the vision. I saw the value. Keep going a Chinese scroll, bro Gotta roll that up show respect Gotta roll that one back up I mean, that's a hell of a combo couple couple other ones a little more niche There was a game called Underworld that came out and it was a TV show on Saturday morning cartoons I bought their starter kit for the card game no one ever bought it never had anyone to play with put it in a ziplock At least it looks like a holograph. Yeah, it was a pretty good card might as well Next one I had a mini briefcase that I would carry with me And the inside contained another then backgammon dominoes dice in the in the little Chinese puzzle thing I was ready to compete now. I never took them out of the plastic - So no one wanted to play with me. - You know what I'm seeing? You know the theme I'm seeing here? Is Cam had a bunch of games he wanted to play with people? - No one liked me. - No one liked me. - Never got used. - So another one that's semi briefcase. I had a walkable, a children's laptop that also came with a handle that I would open up and I would immediately play and sit and learn logic and had different levels of trivia you could play. And I'd type the answer. - That looks like those military satellite laptops. They call drones special. - I was like, "India golf, nine or nine." We got it back in. Hits in there. T-minus 30 seconds. - Yeah, I walked around with this. - Cam. - You would have never been my friend. - Let's just put that up. - No, and you would have tried with all your games. - You're like, "Shut up, Domino's like a UQ." - But it's like UQ backgammon or let's do some trivia. What is this? - I don't know, but that's actually the coolest thing you've had. It's called "Graduate." A pre-computer graduate from VTech. - What did it like? Was it math on there? - Bro, look at this. There's all the different typing challenges. Crazy Clues, Famous Films, Animal Sports Edition, Fractions, Basic, Typing Course, Find the Code, Sliding Titles, Antonyms, Synonyms, Syllables, Prefixes. - I mean, you came a long way, because you had no hope. - If I had to sell you as a kid, I'd be like, "He has no hope." - I had no hope, and no hose. But, so at one point in time, I had a DS, right? The games I decided to use my hard earned money on. - No, this is how I'll judge you. - The price is right? - Okay. - I mean, that's fine. - Personal training cooking. I tried to learn how to cook as an eight-year-old boy off of a DS. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Are you seeing the theme, though? - Yeah. - Trivia questions, trivia questions, and cooking. I had no game. - Yeah, you literally didn't have fun. - Polar Bowler, probably the funnest game I ever played. - That sounds fun. - Never played baseball at the end of my life, but God's show, I had bigs, too. I had bigs, too. - Do you know what's the difference between me and you on your Nintendo DS? You had a cooking game. I was taking nudes on mine. Oh, yeah, I, oh. Dude, I'd go to my grandma's house. I'd go to YouTube. I'd enter in a Milly instrumental. I would record the 10-second sample on my DSi, and then I'd go back and try to freestyle over it. That's all I would do. Terrible bars. I'd be like, "A Milly, a Milly, uh, I'm here for the-- "A Milly, a Milly, uh, all I want is-- "A Milly, a Milly, yeah, just want a Milly-- "Yeah." And then she was like, "Can't I really want a Blownie sandwich?" I was like, "Yes, Mimo!" And I ran in there, and my-- I got to chomping. Last couple of things, ready? Couple Michael Jordan cards. Nothing cool about them, though. Just regular little upper decks. Don't know why I thought he was the goat at the time. - Wrong. - Second place. Uh, some random little pineapple-- I just dropped. What is that? That looks like you got that out of that restaurant. Dude, it's-- yeah, I probably stole it from the restaurant. I kept its color great for 30 years old, though. I mean, honestly, very impressive. Some else, I probably hung it up. No, that looks like the graduation caps. Like the little-- the graduation things you-- We're not graduating from-- We're not graduating from-- When I graduated in Honolulu, what is this? Why-- where's this from? Maybe it's your sister's. You know she was weird. That's true. And then I had some other cards. I had some bak-- That's cool. Oh, you didn't-- you didn't want to see me in this. I'd be like, I challenge you. Go! That's cool. See, now that's cool. Yeah. 500 attack points, baby. [LAUGHTER] Oh, and my last thing, I had three Game Boy color games. OK. NFL quarterback 96. That's actually cool. NHL 96. Really cool. And Yugio. Dark Dual Stories. Released in '98. I think I had that, too. Oh, my god. I think I had that exact-- Because I remember the green, you can see the little chip on it. Yeah, I do remember. With best friends. Yeah, I think I had that as well. We wouldn't have been best friends. I want to play with you. I'd be like, oh, play with your computer. And when I saw this, bro, there was a weird part of me that was like, oh, that was cool. I used to think things were cool, at least. But I said, I was more parts of what was wrong with me. Yeah, and childhood is beautiful, and it's so cool. But it's like seriously, what was I doing? I see-- like I said, I could tell a lot about who you were. You wanted it. I mean, you really wanted the camaraderie and the friendship. And so you grabbed everything. You were like, you could find all bases here. So Joey said he's going to play Underworld. Mom, I have to get the starter deck. And then Joey was like, I'm out of your game. Bro, that's so-- no, it's-- Yeah, it's OK. I mean, you definitely were getting groomed to really be-- What? Bar. I mean, you had the white Jesus. You had the cigarettes. What was the other thing? I had the cigarettes, the white Jesus, the Chinese. Yeah, I had a Native American Dreamcatcher. I mean, all over the place, childhood-wise, I had a child laptop and a child briefcase that contained backgammon. I mean, a clectic upbringing you had. I mean, just unreal. Like, I don't know. And the fact that it's an Nike ID box is, I mean, it shows the one bit of athleticism, yeah. I guess, bro, I don't remember what shoes were in this at any point in time. I mean, nuts. If I had based on your box, I read your-- What? Go ahead and get you some of that V-tech. Based on your box, that sounds crazy. Based on my box, I'd rate your child with it. That is a rough one. That is based off, hey, you pulled the two things on the side. Based off your childhood box. I would rate your childhood, like, a two out of 10. I mean, I appreciate that. This is really cool. We can get this thing charged. I think it's just batteries. I think I'm going to try to give it to Malachi. I see if he can mess with it. He'll probably just break it. Yeah, he'll just deal try to eat it. Program spelling trivia. I mean, this isn't-- It's unbelievable, right? I mean, round of applause for Cam's childhood, man. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Now I know if y'all want to solve this in your formative years, too, none of us would know each other. And we wouldn't be friends. I appreciate you taking me in. I really do. It means the world. I really appreciate it. Yeah, no, definitely would have been your friend. I think it's safe to say basketball saved my soul. Yeah. If I didn't get basketball, then I-- God knows what I'd be doing right now, genuinely. I mean, woo. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, hell, yeah. Let's burn that ball. You go hell, yeah, dude. Leave it here. We're going to get rid of it. We're good. It's going to stay here with the rest of the trash relief in the studio when we move out. I mean, this has to be. This has to be. That's hilarious. You should know podcast. Oh, yeah, just-- I'm-- God, dude. Good God. I got to take this off. Holy sh-- oh, seniors. First of all, is that a v-neck? It's a pouch. It's a pouch t-shirt. It was given to me for my birthday. It's a male pregnancy pouch t-shirt for fathers. A male pregnancy, but it contains anything I'd like in there. My God, is that a snack? It can fit snacks and assortments of things, but it's also made to fit the baby if you need both hands to work. But just proof of concept, I'll show it. I can fit a decent amount of things. Gotta keep Christ from me. Can't forget about my to-do list. There's plenty. There's ample other space. This is given to me for my birthday. This is deep pee. It can hold a human baby. You want to touch my pouch? How long have you had that one? Polips? I know that Rice Krispies melted. You're so sweaty. Oh my God, it's solid. It's so solid. Oh my God, that's a little warm. Warm for sure, but she's solid. Open it up. Get your bucket. Get your another one. Oh, three, two, one. Wait, there's a male pregnancy pouch t-shirt. I can't-- OK, wait, explain to me what makes it about pregnancy. Now that's a good question. It was just on the pack, Jack. It started reading it word for word. And why is it a v-neck? I don't-- yeah, that seems so extra to me. You're giving me a-- Kangaroo pouch. Why do you got to be a v-neck? How often have you-- Just wear the collar off. How often have you been using this? Yeah, today's my first practical use for it. I wanted to kind of show it to the boys in the world. Are you liking it so far? I mean, now the fabric's fantastic. Genuinely. Get you a feel. Get you a feel of that old couch. Get in there. Oh, it's nice. I'll live in your pouch. Let me put that in that pouch. He got it there. He said, let me feel that pouch. No, OK, so-- You know, quick, worst t-shirt I've ever seen. And it's the worst t-shirt I've ever seen. And it's so short for whatever reason. Why is it so short? I think that's your build. But I think it's a build problem. Bro, but it can fit so-- I put malachi in the shirt. Your son can't fit in that shirt. You have a big kid. No, he sat in there and it gave him like a extra bit of comfort. I wouldn't trust you. You're sitting his ass in there and his face was all up here. So I was just like-- I came, I would not trust putting a human life in that shirt. Now, now when baby boy comes, second baby, so I'm going to drop the name yet. But when he comes, I'll throw his little ass there. Easy. Give right back on the black zone. Wait, you have it? You first of all, you never use your black zone. I've used it three times. I had it for over a year. But that's when your business had been-- I had to do it. It's such a big fight over that one time. It was unbelievable. He invited everybody over for the Fourth of July. He said, hey, let's cook some-- holy shit, let's cook some hot dogs on your black zone. I'm not touching my black zone on the Fourth of July. So that's the point of the black zone. That's so far from the truth about having it. Oh my god. That's actually-- Dude, that's going to actually piss me off. Yes, that's exactly what happened. Oh, it is not. Like, at that point, I was like, I never want to go-- It's actually my turn to talk. At that point, I was like, I never want to go to a cam Kennedy hosted event. Because it's bad. You were a bad host. We went to a lake and a lake house that had all sorts of food. And then you, not knowing if you wanted to eat other people's food because you don't trust other people. You said, "I'm still hungry," and I said, "Okay." - Oh, it was me that said that, or is it a majority of the people that said, "Let's get on the grill?" - I said, but what came out of my-- - You said, "Everybody come to my house. "I want everybody to come to my house, my house. "Come to my house." - I said, "We can all come to my house. "I have hot dogs." - And so I said, "Okay, let's cook the hot dogs "on your black stone." - Oh, you-- - You did not say, "What the fuck, what did I say then?" You said, "All right, sounds good. "You got hot dogs, let's go." - Then what's the argument about? - That's the confusion, 'cause you, from the fact that I said, everyone come to my house, I got hot dogs. You immediately assumed that I will bust open the black stone, clean the-- - I've made the hot-- - You've cleaned the-- - Oh, you never used it. - Exactly, but no, when you use it, it gets rusted up. - But you never used it. - Yes, I have, and you don't know how black stones work. You gotta get-- - You don't either, you've never used it. - Yes, I have, I've used it three times. I'm gonna use grapes, you know, I'll-- - You've had it for six years, you have three times. - I've used-- I've had it for like two years, max-- - I've used it three times. - You're a dumb liar. That's like me inviting-- So there's a movie theater in my house, right? - Yeah. - There's a movie theater in my house. - Yeah. - That's like me inviting everybody to my house for a UFC card, and I'm like, no, I don't wanna turn on the projector. That's not true at all. - That's the same thing, because it's assumed that that's what we're here for. - That's not true at all. - We're coming to your house for the Fourth of July, and you said we have hot dogs. - Yes. - What the fuck do you think we're gonna do there? Play with your dog? - No. - We can do anything. - You turn on TV, music videos. - I said-- - I'm 24. - I said I can make the hot dogs. I will not be making them on the black stone. - You didn't tell us that I told her there, and everybody was like this. - Exactly, but that's not that, does it? But that doesn't-- - Well, let me tell you, everybody, when you left, I was like that. No, it can't be in weird. - That's what everybody said that. - And you were the-- - You were the champion. - Because you were being weird, 'cause I'm the only one that's real. - That's what I was telling you to your face. - You were being weird. - That is not what y'all assumed. I never-- - It's a good assumption to make if you're hosting people for the-- - That's it. - Forth of July, and you say we have-- - That's a decent assumption. - And you say we have hot dogs. What the fuck do you think we're gonna think is gonna happen? - I said we have hot dogs. I never said I'm going to grill the hot dogs. Hot dogs can be made without a grill. - Correct, you didn't say that. - So-- - But it is a fair assumption. - It's a fair assumption. - And I, my immediate thing said, bro, that's dirty as hell. I'm gonna have to layer it. - I fear you're a hoisting, everybody. And you forced everybody to go to yours. You're like, come to my house. Please go to my house. - I can't force you to come to my house. - You're in the house. - I forced you to come to my house. I said, y'all can come to my house. - Y'all not put you in handcuffs. - You're right, you did it, but you do that. - Howdy b-- - Yes or no, does he not? Whenever he wants people to come over, he's like, oh, come on, guys, please, I never-- - That's fine. - It's so weird, 'cause we love you. We wanted to come over. - Exactly. - And we did come or ending you wrong. - Oh, that's fine. You can say that the whole thing boils down to. If y'all would have showed up and the hot dogs were already made, do you think everyone would have eaten hot dogs? - Probably still, yeah. - Okay, so now, what if I said, yeah, I didn't grill the hot dogs. I made them in on the stove. - No one would have gave a-- - Y'all were getting on my case. - First of all, we had to go send people out and to go get the hot dogs, by the way. - I didn't know this. - By the way, we invited people over-- - When he invited-- - That's a lie! - When he invited people over to, for hot dogs on the 4th of July, that the go to his house and he's like, oh, I don't have hot dogs. And they-- - That is a lie! - That's not the first thing you said, then, that is a lie! - Because the first thing was about your blackstone. And can I have that? It's the same thing as your gym, you'd ever used it, so can I have your blackstone too? - No, no sir. - No sir. - Why you don't use it? - What does that mean? - Why do you have it if you don't use kind of your ice bath? - Yes, you can have that. - Okay, hell yeah. - You can have the ice bath. - You can have that. - That's fine. - There's the-- Oh, oh, wow, almost caused bodily harm to myself. They're-- - Oh! - You're the worst host. Like, literally a bad host. Oh, you're back on host, oh, can it? - You're a bad host. - You're a bad-- - Suck a fart. - Oh my God. - You are? - No, I am so far from a bad host. That is like, the number of bad hosts experiences that I have caused are nowhere near the amount of good hosts experiences. No, we're near. - Like what? - What do you mean, like what? - The Halloween party. - Not even big things like that. Just coming over, hey, let's watch the game. Hey, let's watch the fight. - I'm not hosting. - You don't do anything. You don't actually host. - And what's the definition of host? - You supply food, you supply drinks, you make it. - There's been multiple times we came over. I would get winged stop. I would get all sorts of-- There'd be a bunch of food, there'd be drinks. Everyone just watches and hangs out together. They eat the food and then everyone-- - I don't want to out you, you made me pay for those. You made me pay for the whole food. He's like, you're like, paid and pleased. Can you just get it? You've literally told me that. And I didn't want to out you. But since you're lying on the public internet, you've told me to buy all of it and I have-- Wow. And then he has my girlfriend go wash his baby's butt. I mean, talk about hosting. All I know is that cost of day long hard, and that is not going to happen. You can use my projector, you can use my sunroom, you can use my gym if you want. - You just said the hosting and you said it, you have to have food and drinks. You have nothing in your house and you don't get food. - Really? Because I ordered a whole habachi chef for your birthday at my house and y'all canceled, so. - Oh, you are a cryptic mom. Why is this disgusting? - I didn't. I paid for the whole habachi chef to come to the house. I invited 20 people. I bought 20 people's plays. - Appreciate it. - And they come back to you. You did not, oh my God. Liv's gonna throw up. - Liv sees this. She's gonna fuck it. See, this is Liv. - You're not going to. - The wire's in the scepter. - Oh my God. - Liv's got pregnancy, brash. She doesn't know what day it is. - Oh my God. - He's going to hell. - Oh my God. This is it. This is the word lie. Spelt with the biggest font you can find. This is the biggest font you can find. It Microsoft word, the whole first page is in hell. The second one's in I and then in E. - There's three pages of lies. - Oh my God, I just thought of something. I came up with a would you rather when I was really drunk in Vegas. - Can I say real quick? - Yes. - All right, now this might be a little TOS. All right, this might be a little too far. But it's a genuine would you rather than I thought if I was blasted over a bucket ride? - I love that. And I don't know why, but there is like, I was thinking about live streaming. So I thought this would you rather and I want to bring it to you. - Okay. - Would you rather at any given time of your life, a random live stream of you pops up in the middle of time square. - No. - Or would you rather watch your conception in a movie theater of 4DX? That's where the shakes and there's smells and sprays. I'm not gonna lie no matter how gross I gotta watch my conception of the 4DX. I have to watch Poro Lisa get sliced open. - And you know what conception is? - Oh. - Conceptions the X to get you there. - Oh God. That's your parents getting it to get you. Oh my God, 4DX? - Yeah, God forbid you that guy. - You're like, you're like, get off her. - Oh, not dude. - Oh. - What are you doing your off time? - I would prevent a live stream in the middle of time square for being so bad. What would cause that to be so bad? - It was just anything. Like sometimes they do a full body self examination before a shower. I'm butt naked in front of the mirror. - What's your examination? - I mean, I'm just checking things, squeezing things, making sure firmness hasn't gone down. All sorts of stuff. - Firmness of what? - Butt balls, everything, you know. - The beach? - Yeah. - Butt balls and boots. - Butt balls, I'm like, good there. Oh my God, right ones will soften. You gotta make sure, you gotta examine. - Oh yeah, that's hard. But there's also, okay, a one time watching of my parents do it. - Yeah, in 40x though. - Or who's to say the live stream does it randomly put, how often is the live stream? - It should do random throughout the year. You just don't never know what's gonna happen. - I hate that. - Yeah. - You don't know if it's once a year, you don't know if it's every day. - Yeah, your life is. - Yeah, no. That simple, that detail makes me, I have to watch my parents go at it. I have to. 'Cause bro, if there was a, or or once a year. - In 40x cam. - Peyton, at any given time. - Do you remember when we went to Hollywood? - You weren't gonna listen. - Do you think even time? - Remember when we went to Hollywood Boulevard and they made us watch that Marvel thing and poke this. - Yeah. - Something sprayed on me, I said, what? - That's 40x. - It's that, oh! - In the back, no dude, that, I mean, that would be absolutely terrible. But I don't think you are understanding the weight of any time random. - Bro, I don't care. - Dude, you're lying. - I really don't. Like, you see me taking a sh*t, I'm gonna be like, almost there, guys. New York! Bro, there's no way. It's not a problem. Like, I don't really do anything in my off time. I'm doom and I have the time, I'm doom scrolling. - Exactly. But my, another irrational thinking goes to yeah, I'd be discussing, I hope there's not any noises, sprays, mist, or pokes that emit on me. - No, there will be. That's what 40x is. - But, it's once and it's done. - Yeah. - If it was a f*ck, every, every Christmas, you gotta walk, I'd be like, - Hi, every day on your birthday. - Yeah, no. Every day on my birthday? - Yeah. - Oh my God, dude. - I'm not gonna lie. I'd probably still take the 40x. - Really? - It's the, if I, if I, give me a number, give me a, it's gonna happen this many amount of times, whatever. You can make it as a sh*t on the livestream. - On the livestream. You can make it as a sh*t or mellow as you want. - So, a random livestream is, a random livestream of you is gonna pop up in the middle of Times Square once a month, but you never know when it's gonna pop up. Or, you gotta watch your parents conceiving you every day, every year, every year, every year on your birthday in 40x. - See that right there. - How long is livestream? How long are we talking? - What's the duration, 90 minutes? - No, no, I think it pops in for a couple of minutes. - Oh, okay. I'd go livestream on that. Once a month I can live with. - Really? - 'Cause, because this is why, this is-- - But you never know when it's gonna happen. - But this is the math. That happens on April 8th, I'm good for the rest of the April, if you know what I'm saying. I'm saying that happens at the last day of the month. Okay, kind of sucks. That's not a good way to live your life though. That's not me, there's watch my parents rebirth thing. But to be honest, I have an irrational fear that I'm being recorded all the time. See, and I kind of agree with you, but that goes into the life she's doing. No, like even in my house though, like I'll go around and I'll wave at walls and shit, like I'll do such talk. I'll be like, I know you see me. Like I'll go through my whole house like that. It's a level of paranoia that I'm starting, like I'm hearing you now. But anytime I'll be like, I'll literally like dab, you know, I dab up walls and shit all the time. I pretend there's fans in my house and I like, like I'm touching the wall, but it's a bunch of see of fans. We need to get you LSD. I feel like I'm already on it. Yeah, we need to get you the real stuff and a notebook about this big and you just go, oh, you can sell that notebook for a billion dollars. When you're done, you can sell that notebook for a billion dollars cold hard cash. This shit goes on your brain. No, it's not gonna get scary. Sometimes I try to escape. It feels like I'm clawing at the top of like my skull. I feel like claw marks coming out. Like it's like I'm trying to escape sometimes. You ever feel that? No, you ever get so scared of just nothing. You just ball up on your floor. You don't cry, you just kind of look. You just balled up. No. And then the voice talks. You're like, no. I do cry though. I don't do that. I thought I heard Malcolm bark in the other day. Now that's common. That's common. You lose a loved one, you think you're hearing me, think you smell him, you step over where they used to lay. Or well, Malcolm kind of laid out, but yeah, well, he didn't live with me. Well, it's true. I've been pooping in my toilet with no water. As well, that's been going on. What else? What about the water pressure on my sink's real low? I looked under there, molded under my sink. Fossil. I haven't drink in that, so that's good. What else? Dead bunny rabbit in my backyard. I saw the bones and fur all over my grass. Oh my god. It's Mother Nature. It ate some rat poison that we set out. Oh, good. It ate the wrong snack. Yeah, I thought that was Mother Nature giving you like a, like paying homage to Malcolm. 'Cause you slaughter buddies. So it's like a slaughtered bunny back in your yard. Like a one more like a Malcolm saying, 'I'm here, I'm here, I could be.' It was like, 'See you later, I could be.' My neighbor has a young kid, and he plays in the backyard alone all the time, so I put a Bluetooth speaker, I'd put like horror noises out there. Just to see the guy, they always run inside. It's so fun. It's within my jurisdiction. I put a, so I have two bird nest in my backyard. And I put some eggs in the bird nest for my fridge, so it can think that it's more developed than it is. I don't know if that's for confidence or to take away from itself, but it's an experiment I'm working on. I went to go get the mail the other day in my neighborhood, and I ran into the small child. And he said, 'Oh my gosh, I'm such a big fan. Can we take a picture from my history teacher?' And I said, 'What does that mean?' And he said, 'She's an even bigger fan. She talks about you all the time.' I said, 'Okay, let me take the picture and as soon as he turns around, I hear him playing four square with this group of girls. The girl goes, 'Look at my new shoes. I can't get them messed up. Don't throw it at my feet.' And that kid goes, 'Those shoes are ugly.' Mm. I don't know why he looked like that. No one laughed at his joke. He doubled down. He said, 'Guys, I said those shoes are ugly.' I was like, bro? I said, we're out here. We got a little, just criminals, a little badass. Watching us. I was in the mall and this man came up to me. He tried to look and get out. He said, 'Hey, bro. Paid him from the podcast.' I said, 'Yep.' He goes, 'Can I take a picture?' I said, 'Yeah, of course. Took a picture with him.' He said, 'I made content, too.' And I said, 'Oh, do you?' Oh, no. And I said, 'Can I see your Instagram?' He had more followers than me on Instagram. So I was like, 'Oh, you're popping, bro.' I was like, 'Oh, yeah.' I was like, it was like, just follow. I mean, we can keep it touch. Then a group of girls were walking by as we were done dapping up. And it was two girls with phones out like this. Looking at me and the other friends were behind like waiting to see. And the girls asked me, 'Hey, can I get a picture with you?' The two friends went, 'Oh, no, not him, the other guy.' I got insecure. So I said, 'Oh, he said he doesn't want to take pictures.' (laughs) So they think he's a dude. Wow. Dude, I was in a little Caesar's picking up a pizza. And I got their new little pepperoni cup bites. So I had to wait. She was like, 'Well, we'll have to cook him fresh. We don't have any ready.' I said, 'Oh, it's interesting, hot and ready.' But it sounds good. So I'm sitting in the store, very small store, about 10 minutes. This woman walks in. 'Oh my gosh, are you a dude from a podcast?' Yeah, can you take a picture of your ex? And this guy walks in. He sits down, he's looking. I'm looking at him. He didn't see that interaction. So then my pepperoni cup bites are ready. I go to pay for him. And then the girl goes, 'I didn't want to ask you when you were waiting here 'cause it would make it awkward, but I'm such a big fan, can I take a picture?' And I go, 'Yo, yeah, thank you. No problem. Take the picture.' That guy stands up and goes, 'Oh, we got famous people in here.' Oh, you're famous. Where's your famous guy car? I know you got a famous guy car. Where do you drive? I went, 'No, I don't. Yeah, not even close. I don't know. He's like, 'Oh, what the f--- are you not famous?' And I was like, 'Am I going to get in a fist of cuffs and a little Caesar's over some not having the car? He wants me to have?' Says, 'Really interesting.' So me being an absolutely feeling zero threat from him, because if you could see him, you'd understand this. I said, 'What are you driving?' He said, 'It's not your business.' And I went, 'You have a good day.' Walked out, yeah. At WrestleMania, I was at the Merch booth. And there was a small piss banding kid. He was no old, and six years old, really excited. Probably his first wrestling thing. Merch was limited. And he was right behind me. And he said, 'Oh, my God, I want that belt. Dad, can I have that belt?' Knowing it was the last belt there I bought it before he could. And I felt nothing. It was the exo club? No, it was like a divas championship. I didn't even want it. I just didn't want him to have it. He didn't pay for it. His parents would have, that's my money. So I feel nothing about that either. I'll sit in on my back porch the other day. Me and Liv were just sitting there, and Malik had his plane. Literally, a broad daylight, probably 4 p.m. And Liv goes, 'Holy shit, it's a shooting star.' I looked up, there was a chemtrail from a plane. And I literally said, 'Baby, you need to sleep just a little more.' I said, 'This pregnancy brain's really getting to you.' She said, 'What do you mean? It's a shooting star, make a wish.' I said, 'Liv, that's a **** bowing.' I said, 'That's a plane.' Yeah, she's old slow. I said, 'I can see the wings from here.' I said, 'I can see the wings.' She goes, 'Oh, whatever. You know what I meant.' Yeah. I said, 'No, I don't.' I said, 'We're gonna have to really consider, you know, looking at this marriage, after you get rid of this baby.' You know? So we really have to sit down and talk. She said, 'It's okay.' I said, 'I don't want to leave you, just put some ground rules in.' It's important, like, an hour of study in a week, maybe. You know? It's a general question, trivia. Yeah. I went to Vegas with Sarah. She was tired. So she took an app, and I told her, 'Hey babe, early in the day I said, 'Hey, here's some money. Do you ever want to leave the room and go get some food?' So she was like, 'Okay, I'll go get some food after my nap.' I went downstairs to play Bokarot. I ended up losing $300 and 30 minutes. So I went upstairs and took the money out of her bag that I gave her. And I spent it, lost it all. She woke up hungry. She didn't eat for another six hours. My dad walked in my house the other day. And my mom and dad, rather, they walked in, and I go to dad put up my dad and he gives me his left hand. So I was like, 'What the fuck are you doing?' My right hand's messed up. My whole arm, actually. My mom goes, 'Oh, don't let him lie to you, it's just his hand. He hurt his hand.' I turned back around my dad. He's now limping. Limping, his legs. So I thought it was your arm. He goes, 'I'm pretty sure I tore my rotator cuff.' I said, 'The difference in y'all's stories is remarkable.' You think he just scraped his hand. He's saying he needs surgery on his shoulder.' I said, 'What happened?' My dad said, 'Don't worry about it. Walk inside my house, cut my grass, left. Still don't know what happened to his arm, still don't know if it was a hand or shoulder.' And I don't know why he was limping. I don't like when my girlfriend's dog sleeps in her bed, but I had a protein shake before we went to bed. We have white sheets. And I sleep naked. My farted, a little bit of poop came out. She woke up in the morning, saw a little bit of poop in the bed, blended on the dog. Now the dog's not allowed in the bed, and he's real sad. The dog's my poop, now it's my poop in the bed. I think he got me, because the only other one that came to mind could have CPS called on me. So I'm going to refrain from saying I'm going to bleed the fifth. No, I don't. Please don't. I'll give the W. Yeah. But you should know podcast. Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. Pay an income. Pop culture. Pay an income. Bow. We're in different clothes. Okay, we came to the studio to film this because I didn't want to wait for another episode to talk about it because I feel like it might be done. This is insane. Have you seen this? The Noah Liles video, the him looking at his wife for the first time in the dress. - I have not. I've heard, I've seen like multiple videos on TikTok. Like, guys, the Noah Liles thing, you gotta watch, I have not seen the video at all. - Noah Liles literally put on a masterclass of how not to look at your wife for the first time at the wedding. - How not to? - This is one of the cringiest videos I've ever seen and we're gonna, it's only like a minute long but we're gonna break it down as it goes. - Okay. - All right, CJ pull it up, here we go. (sighs) - Can you say a little bit, so I don't like it. (audience laughing) - Oh wow, okay. - Oh wow. - I didn't think we could go with the rest of the dress. - Oh, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. (laughs) Oh wow, oh wow, okay, oh wow. I didn't think you could go with the princess dress, sir. - Okay, we're gonna talk about this a little longer. We're gonna talk about this a little longer. I think it's more than that. - Oh, yeah. - I don't even know what the princess dress is. - Yeah, why do you, like, why does he have that? Just roll it x-ready. - Let's, I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna say anything. Noah, why do you know what that is? Two, why do you care? - Yeah, why do, it's your, she could come out in a jean jacket and I'd be like, oh my God, you look great. - Hey, have you never been in a relationship? Have you never been around a woman? - Where you go, hey babe, do I look good in this? - Literally, say yes. - The answer, yes, it's always yes. - Yes, step one, yes. - You look great, he said, oh wow, oh wow, oh my goodness. Oh wow, didn't think you'd go with the princess dress. - The princess, and he was laughing. - Laughing. - Before he even got touched. - And no comfortable in the legs. Can you see, he's walking back and forth. He's an Olympian, Olympian, oh wow. - He's an Olympic athlete and he can't control his legs. This is not good. All right, let's go. - How do you work this season? - Oh my God. - Yeah, that's good. - Oh. - Oh, pause it, pause it, oh my God. - Didn't, not only do it, it's strangers. - Why is he, we're the obsessed with the princess style. - In the, why is he examining her? Like he's like, she's about to go on a runway. Like, first of all, she's beautiful, whoever that is. - Yeah. - I mean, she looks like an absolute, like a Barbie doll. - She also looks like she's standing tall. Well over here, punk, and then he's going, he's going. He's like, he's like, not even. - He's like head to toe walking around, like she's a creation. - Not a, not a compliment yet, by the way. - Not a compliment. - Wow, I'm so excited. You look beautiful as the best ever. - This is insane. - We're running back like five, we're in back like 10 seconds, we're in back like 10 seconds. 'Cause I forgot what he said. - Yeah, this is good, that's a train. - That's a train and we're supposed to spin in it in the closet. - Oh my God. - So he doubled down on the princess. He said, yeah, I just didn't think you were a princess type dress. And then he goes, yeah, this is good. He said, dang, that's a train. We're supposed to spin in that. I mean, dude, what the fuck in, Noah? - Imagine the rolls reverse. Imagine a woman, let alone your wife going, holy shit. - Really? - That's a scraggly beard. - You need nice high waters though. - Those shoes are cuffs and scuffs though. We're supposed to have that dance in those. - Can I be honest? - Your week is held small and no money. Like that's what, that's the energy he's giving. - Well can I be honest, I would even prefer the other way around because if we're being honest, there is a double standard and weddings are majority like a woman's dream. - Exactly, you're not hurt like her day. - Yeah, it's like for a full one day, she does this. - She looks beautiful too, like she looks great. Like it's not princess dress. - I don't know. - This is a great dress. - That's just a wedding dress. - Wedding dresses, we're just wedding dresses. - That's a great dress. - And he's like, that's the train. All right, keep going. - Run the clip, we're gonna spin in this. Here we go. - Yo, we spin it up. - We pin it up. - Oh my God, she's defending herself. - This is not a dress. - It's all good. - Oh my God. - Are they talking? - They're not talking. - Oh no. - First of all, did you see this maneuver? - Oh, it was so much more aggressive. He did it like my son. He looked like this. - Well, she said we can pin it up. He went. - Cam, I've had first dates that are less awkward than that. They're about to get married. Like she should have. - I don't want to judge your relationship. - Actually, I actually feel bad for her. Like, didn't get a compliment. - Bro, in the fact that it's your marrying, I don't know what she does. I don't know who she is. She can have her own like established, whatever. - That doesn't matter. - But it doesn't. But he is an Olympic athlete of a very high scale. Daily male got a hold. So people are recording this. - That's an expensive wedding. You can see with the backdrop, the everything. - For sure. - Yeah. - This isn't like a thing where it's a, you know, two regular beautiful people that get married. They can tell the story from their own perspective. Like that is video evidence of an insanely, insanely awkward moment that is now going to circulate forever. Like that. - I feel bad for her. - For her. - For her. - Oh yeah. - Like Noah must be in there. I don't know. I hope he's in there. - Based off like what I've seen him know, I don't think he might have that gene. I think he's just kind of like a no-alise, which is fine. - No, it's not. - That's lame. - But your wife, I feel so bad for this lady. She looked beautiful. - She looked fantastic. - And even if she. - It was a grenade. - You eat the grenade. - It's your wife. - It's your wife. - You look great. - It's like he didn't. - I love what you did with that little strap thing. - And it's not like, - If there's cameras around, you might be nervous. - You've probably been around more cameras than anybody. - Yeah. - And like after. - You're laughing, stop laughing. Why is it, you're laughing in my face. - No, this isn't saying, fellas, this is, I mean, I've never been successful in relationships. This is step one. Like not to, I've never been married. - Yeah, no. - And at that woman, I would have done better in that situation. (laughing) Like let's think about that. You've never seen that woman. You could have, dude, the thing that blows my mind. That video in its entirety, I think said 106. - Yeah. - It was a minute. There was not a singular compliment. Not one. - On your wedding day. First look, you didn't even say your beautiful. He said, didn't, didn't peg his the princess dress type. How are we gonna dance in that? Oh, really, we're gonna pin that up. Are you nervous? Are you nervous? Why are you so nervous in a bunch of, ha ha ha. - That's tough. - Oh, I'll take it back. - He said, this is good. - Oh, there you go. - He said, that's a compliment. - He said, this is, is that a, I'm not gonna, this is good is what you tell an eighth grader who you need to fail in English, but they're really trying hard. - That's good. - I've cried watching other people's weddings. - Yes, he didn't even look like. - Yeah, I hope, I honestly hope. - Now this is the clip, so there might be more after, or-- - They're there, and that's how I said it. - This might be the bottom of my heart. I hope that he, which is hard to, it's hard to believe, but people are unique. 'Cause he's an Olympic athlete. Doesn't count on the biggest scale ever. I hope from bottom of my heart that he was incredibly nervous about that moment. - We'll see. - He was worrying, what do I have to say? What should I say? He had all those thoughts and then it ended up being that. 'Cause that is literally what you do if you want the girl to break up with you. - We'll put it in the comments, what do you guys think? But that was pop culture, pay nink him. Pop culture, pay nink him. Bow! - The Usano podcast. - All right, guys, thank you so much for going to another episode of the Usano podcast. Tickets are available on that now. Patreon doing our episode last week. - Yeah, we appreciate all of you. The tickets are in the description, the first link in the description. Also, there is YSK Unplugged, and the amazing, amazing community over on Patreon, the Koala Club, two and a half hour Koala royalty dropped two days ago. Go check it out. Go get shit, the fix, all of our exclusive stuff is over on Patreon. There's a crazy, crazy big community. But until next week, confuse the casuals. Get the good karma. This week's secret code. Ooh, CMB. 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