Hey, you slur and the slur next to you. Welcome back. I am iconic rapper and pot head, red man. And I am Daisy Bates and this is the read. Thank you for joining us. Damn right it is. And thank you again. It is July. It is still July. But in the words of Swedish mega pop star in the new princess of pop. Zara Larsen. Summer ain't over yet. And so we will continue. We'll continue with black excellence as we normally do. Black excellence today is going out to a darling that you guys. Sent over to me a couple of days ago and it is. A clip of a young black lady you have a name of Jade West. She's a nine year old girl who took place in the US gymnastics classic. Not too long ago and she won the classic handstand. I believe it's called. Yes, it was classic handstand and it is just what it sounds like. People who young people hop into a handstand, checking their form and who lasts longest. When I tell you, I really wish I could find more information about this. I'm lady made because she's nine. I don't know how long she's been doing this. But what I do know is based on this video. First of all, she seems like the smallest girl out there. But aside from that, her form and her focus in this handstand is spreekish. It's like mom, literally just scoop went into her little handstand and it is like. She's not moving. It's perfect form. She's so locked in and she's just there just upside down, holding herself up by her two nine year old arms. And look at all of these white girls around her who look like they probably been doing gymnastics for much, much longer than her. I'm talking about correct. These girls were crunched and young Jade is like. So it's just what I do. I wonder which Barbie I'm going to get when we don't discuss. Obviously, I'm going to get what you're going to want. I got the new giants to have the legs. They're like. You know, it's going to be real quiet on the creaks. I'm going to go home and watch Craig on the creak. Did you see that art piece of the brother who made Santana who like drew Santana as a character from Craig on the creak? No, but so brilliant. I cannot wait for the algorithm to deliver that to me. I know it's all right. Well, I'm talking about she demolished this. Yeah. Nine years old. And she looked like she could have been up there. So cute. She looked like she could have been up there for the rest of the day if she wanted to. Oh, yeah. It was nothing. Nothing to me. Right. And then when she won the. The free mascot man picked her up and put her on a shoulder. So it's cute and good for her. Nine. Go off. A little Simone Jr. Right. Look up. Jade West, US handstandard. Oh, I just found her. I'm looking at her now. She is completely. These other girls are wobbling around trying to stay up. She just, once she found it, she is just chilling. She's just hanging out. Relaxed. My girl said, why are you stressed? She's like, I really want some chicken nuggets after this. I'm hanging out. Yes. It's funny. It's delightful. Shout out to you, young queen. Yeah. So let's get into our regular programting with a segment that we call Hot Top. I figured I would start with some things that I'm actually interested in. I like when you guys, I mean, like personal interests. I like when you guys send us letters sometimes and ask us what we think of this. I was checking this out. And yet, yeah. So I figured I'd start doing some of that here again too. First off, I want to talk about Shaka Khan's colors performance. Have you seen it? I have. I think I've seen it. If that's the one that's going around on TikTok right now, then yes. Just like a reddish background. Okay. She's dressed. And she's singing through fire. Yes. Yes. Yes. I have seen it. There isn't anything that can stop Shaka. Like nothing. She just does what she wants. Yeah. That's a real icon. A real legend. A real queen. All of that. Um, mouth. I'm just watching the performance. Sinking. Dress on face unstoppable. Whoever does colors should really need to race for that one. Shaka cleared. She sounded so good. Yeah. Um, I, yeah, I don't think I, uh, I don't think I even knew that that was new because those colors. Performance is show up on my TikTok algorithm so randomly that I never know, you know, that I feel like I see. I know that I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. She was at the Met Gowell. Oh, I see now what you're talking about. Oh, okay. She is spectacularly underrated. Oh, that is a fit for your ass. Wow. I mean, she's everything. She's looking at the perfect gorgeous talented in sequel. I think in France, she's like, you know, air could be on say Angie Stone scar. Yeah, a much bigger deal. I think the American girl needs to get tapped in. Anyway, I bring up you so because she has a new song with JT. And it's very early 90s R&B pop. Almost got like what Doja was trying to give with this last album. The video spectacular, they both look teee. I love. They do look good. JT's versus the video is so good and so classic. It has like a really great sound that again, maybe the young people. Now that my childhood is vintage. Yeah, we are at that age. You know, I'm glad that they're getting into it. And I really, really liked it. She also has, I think you still has the best colors show. Oh, she did one too. Yeah, but it's like a miniature opera. And her song, I think it's called course, corpse. It's like legitimately one of the most beautiful songs that I've ever heard in my life. The O-R-P-S. Like that's the French word for body. Yeah. Okay. And she, it's a gorgeous song. I'm going to send it to you because I mean, you also will probably understand what she's. What she's saying. Yeah, probably. I love, I just saw the clip of her in JT though. They do look good as hell. So I'm definitely going to, yeah, I'm going to check her out for show. And the song is really, really good. So shout out to a living diva. I followed you for a while, sis, and I'm ready for the girls to get in. Amen.
What's one of your favorite songs videos right now? Um, you know what is I actually cannot stop playing. I hate that I made you love me by Erica by Erica by Ariana Grande. I love that fucking song. I've only watched it. I mean, I've only listened to it one time is when I was like, I just woke up and I was watching trailers and music videos. And that was one of the ones I watched. I don't, but I don't remember how it goes. I know in the video that who played her love interest in the video, I haven't even seen the video. That's I have not even seen the fucking video. It's been the sound on TikTok that keeps showing me because there's one, there's a set of lyrics in particular that really gets me is, um, at the very beginning of the song and she says something like, just know that I will find my way from you like flowers from a tomb while you decide who you are. And there's something about that that really just resonates and it just has stuck with me and I cannot stop playing that fucking song like it's short. It's cute. The lyrics seem one way and then the chorus comes in and it's like, I'm actually so sorry that I made you fall for me. Um, and now all of a sudden you really want me and I'm exactly your type because I didn't even try to and now I'm over it. So I would say that's my bad, but y'all be freely giving me your hearts. And so am I wrong for loving and then moving on when it's over? I don't think so. So yeah. I just love, I don't know why it is really just on me. I love that song. I think I was half asleep when I first played the video and so I remember it's her. I want to say the person who played her love, it was Justin, I don't go out my way and it was like, he was going through torment and having like the worst era of his life and she's just kind of standing there like, damn, you see any shots like while your life looks miserable. Yeah. I mean, I have to wash it again. Um, so yeah, I think that is, you know, other than that, I'm just listening to Beyonce, that Creole demon back to her trickery and stunts, yes, I did. And I'm fucking thick of it. God damn it. God damn it. Yeah. Uh-huh. And she couldn't mean nothing. She's coming. And you know it is. It's the thing. I know it. It's nothing. But at the same time, I can't stop like she, she, she back in somebody's backyard and Brooklyn somewhere. I don't know if the high I've pulled up the picture and was like, see, she was in this same backyard five years ago, and she's sitting in the middle of these three chairs and then she put the bees knees as like a little caption or overlay or whatever on one of those photos. And then somebody looked it up and there is a band from the 70s that was in Texas called the bees knees and they had an album called What Pure Honey? Coincidence? Who knows? But that Creole. What would that have to do with anything? I don't know. I don't know. Okay. As a member of the Dulululah High that sits kind of like in the back of the players, come down. Like that one, that one's real. No. Because what if she, she, she, she, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see. Now a couple of weeks ago, you were demolishing the girl's voice. I know. So what is different? What's different is that bitch is back in the Leto heels. That's what it is. You said alright. Right. Maybe she loves, she told the girl that she barely know how to walk in anything else. She's probably wanted her comfort back. Right. So that, that knee is healed up. That's the thing. Yeah. Everything is back to factory settings. And I just, I don't know, I don't know, but yes, I think something's on the horizon. I just can't get too deep in it because it's, it's a spiral. Right. And I'd run to try not to, I really do try not to do this. But then I saw over it is because I saw the post about the bees knees and then being around in the 70s and having an album called pure honey like it's just shit about that. God damn it. Yeah. But I did see the nick of luck is almost like girl. Oh, yes. And she just said I'm bringing Capri's back. What are we doing? Be honest. God damn it. We don't look like you. I won't be bringing Capri's back. The fun. Yeah. No. Everybody ain't. Oh, she's on my nose back because what are you doing? You bitch. I mean, she's up there soaking up Mom Donna Stan. Hmm. Well, I can't believe it. It's nice. It's nice. When, when the dog somebody asked him the other day, um, would he take a pay raise? And he said no. And then they asked why he was like, well, when I go to New Yorkers house and ask them what they find important, it's never that they're just making off my life. And I was like, so Ron, was you like my entire ass? A portion of the ass? What is like, he's just so great. Yeah. He posted something. I saw yesterday about Netanyahu being a work criminal. Mm-hmm. Be honest, it's up there in Mom Donnie having, you know, the time. She is. I mean, the mayor already makes like almost $300,000 a year. He is just fine, but I do love that he was like, you know, people, people can barely afford the bus and the train like nobody wants to hear Mom Donnie getting a raise right now. Even though it would probably be the least like messy situation for a mayor to get a raise like I think the most of us would have let it happen, but no, right. We, uh, yeah, somebody interviewed him about Trump and he was like, what do you think about Trump? Always saying how handsome you are. And I was like, I mean, thank you, like, I don't really know what to say. That nigga is still weird. I'm still going to call him a fascist. I'm still going to call Netanyahu a work criminal and tell him that he not welcome in New York. But yeah, of course she is. She over here soaking it up because it's a great time to be in New York. And there is a trailer for a film called other mommy that dropped yesterday that a lot of you guys are talking about because it's scared the shit out of you, this trailer. Um, I know a lot of you guys know that I'm a big, big horrible fan. And so I wanted to let you know that I already see the trailer. I'm very, very excited for it. Um, this is like a great role for Jessica Chastain, but I read the book that other mommy is, uh, based on, I think last year or so, it is called incidents around the house. I think it's by Josh Malerman. Please read this book if you're into horror novels or anything like that. If you're interested in the movie and you have right incident around house, please read it. It is genuinely scary. It is so well written. And I know this movie is not going to do a justice. I'm still going to go watch it because it looks fun and scary. People of makes the book scary is the perspective that it's, so it's told from this little girl's perspective. Got you. Okay. And this little girl is experiencing something off and terrifying, but the, it's written, it's not written like, oh, my mother came home and her favorite dress that she wears to the law office. It's literally like you're reading a little girl talking to you. Oh, no. Thank you. I just got home. I'm hungry, but I didn't say anything. Jesus, you'd make pasta. I love pasta. Some things like it's written like a kid that's scary. So when you're reading about something, you know, awfully terrifying and you're learning about the world through a narrator that has a limited understanding of the world anyway, it makes it scarier. Yes. Exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking. No. Fucking thank you. There are moments in a book like there was a one moment, couple of chapters in the book that sent a chill down my spine because it was literally like holy, but this is what she was talking about. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Thank you. I can already tell by the trailer, it's not just from her perspective. First of all, the girl's trailer, she made me nine or ten years old. Okay. The girl in the book was like maybe four or five. So it was very, very, very, very different. Right. And it's obviously also obvious in the trailer that she, like perspectives change. They're shots in the scenes that we see where it's the parents talking. So I'm sure it's going to be more of a straightforward horror movie. Very excited to see it, but girl, if any of you are interested, I highly suggest you read incidents around the house. It is genuinely, I think one of the scariest books I've written a while. The books don't usually scare me. I'd finish the chapter or a few chapters and be like, you know what? I'm going to close the closet door and leave the light off before I go to bed. It's to you. No, fucking thank you. I'll be late for that. Nope. Have you ever seen Coraline? Nope. No. No, children's film. But a lot of people refer to it as being like very scary for kids. Right. And are you familiar with it? You ended the Johnny Depp movie? Or what's that name? It's not in that. Yeah. It's a cartoon. What's his name? The man who always do scary stuff. Not Johnny Depp. What's his name?
name the white man he always do some scary no okay now I'm not it must not be who I think it is it's an animated movie it's the doll has buttons fires yeah oh yeah i'm not looking at that but i'm trying to go through so white man who does all the scary stuff who is the one man and everybody always books him to do creepy things no he's like a director Oh Tim Burton yes is it oh no Henry selected this movie i think but um it's very very good movie about a little kid a little girl who can't stay in her new home and resent her parents then she finds a door to another like a mirror world that has everything that's perfect and a different mother and father and in that movie it's called she's called the other mother and everyone there has button fries and the little girl hammer my name oh my name's Coraline fucking idiot goddammit like you idiot um it's really one of my favorite movies but the antagonist does have a moment in the end where she's kind of scary if you're a kid a lot of people are comparing this other mommy movie to Coraline which is fair but i want to i just want to say as someone who's seeing Coraline many many times owns a copy read that book other mother from Coraline would have a shrine for other mommy other mother wishes she was other mommy that book is to get so scary i can't wait for this movie wow meanwhile i'm scared just hearing you talk about it this is zero percent chance i'm not going nowhere near to horrifying and i wish that they didn't put this part in the trailer where she's like she says something other mommy is like can i go into your heart or something and she's like you said you wouldn't leave my room why did they put that there oh thank you oh thank you oh i can't wait to watch it looks so good anyways happy for you um what is the last movie that you watch that kind of scared you oh i don't do that what was the creepy one doesn't have to be a scary one maybe just creeped out what was the creepy one that we both saw four or a few years ago no oh i'm longer yeah long legs oh that was definitely the oh sinners yes sinners give me out yeah so it would be sinners then i really stay away from anything even horror adjacent like it's just really not for me so but she don't like stuff that's super like like maybe like action films have a lot of violence and stuff you don't like those either don't you yeah i don't like a lot of violence i don't like blood and fighting and shooting and all that so i swear yeah you can do it on like i'm uh i almost said marvel again yeah i have to stop caving you're correct no no i won't set it in the movie like there's a character named m a r dash v l l okay and that's not marvel that's marvel you can you can feel however you would like to feel about it i've been so marvel yeah you can say no there's a little bit of god card but it's just people are taking each other yeah for the most part i'm good with marvel movies well there's a new doomsday trailer speaking of marvel there's Avengers doomsday which comes out on December 18th um figure some of you might also be like hey girl have you seen the trailer for this is the next big Avengers movie it's the one and done girl marvel bit of pearl it off uh robber downy juniors playing a room of romani man named dr jones he has an accent dr jones dr doom um he has an accent interested in how romani's feel about that probably not great probably not um i'm interested the trailer has me interested sure he's in it so i so i see anthony mackey uh the gibberish so folks oh no more from the name of the from the water niggas forever yeah so that yeah this should be oh there's no reason for you to watch yeah i was gonna say zero oh yeah this looks so good no i don't know i don't know what the fuck i'm looking at i don't know who any of those people are there's a last one you watched the last the last one yep the last one where tom zendaya husband was like i don't feel so good grandpa or whatever yeah what i'm pretty sure that's the last one i looked at first of all zendaya's in it too i mean in the mcu and so i was like went to dinner but then again her love interest is her literal husband mcu when zendaya's husband said i don't feel so good grandpa that's one of the funniest things i've heard today but also not far off you know what i mean yeah absolutely after a second that's the one um say you never even saw endgame when everyone came back but then they died again right because didn't there was a scene in Wakanda or right outside of Wakanda and was this the one where he snapped in half the world died that's thin house that wasn't in Wakanda oh god okay i don't know i don't know what i saw i saw the one you saw infinity war because it came out right after black pain i saw the one with the stones and Zoe Kravitz right infinity i mean sadhana was in it that's infinity yeah you're talking about infinity war that was right after the first black panther okay which is what made you go see that shit in the first place right right okay now it's starting to click but i don't think you saw Avengers endgame which was like the part two of infinity war and black panther's black panther is barely in that because he's one of the niggas who disappeared i think in the first one okay and infinity war not all these people but it's been 10 million flops since then so you don't see Avengers doomsday would be like who are these people i mean yeah i'm looking at them now and don't know i barely know the the actors much less the characters so fair enough you might like thunderbolts under i think i did see that one is that the one where the enemy was depression and mental illness yes that one that was really good yeah that was i cried i cried a lot when i watched that one yeah that one is good um yeah i i'm sort of interested in seeing this uh i mean i was always gonna see it but the trailer made me go hmm what else you got hmm they finally put some uh clothes on a Rebecca romaine's mystique do you remember the old X-Men movies like old old what Hallie Berry was storm and he jackman was like old rain i remember i remember when that was true yep there was Rebecca romaine played a character named mystique that could shape shift and she was butt naked blue okay i never understood why she didn't have any clothes on outside of the fact there was this famous superman one actor playing her right but in this new one they bring a lot of those characters back mystique is one of them and she finally has clothes on and she looks like a bit more like the character got some show okay well good sign some cute things crystal's not going for good reason no i don't think i am but i would be there just for vibes i would know clue of what's going on literally just there because everybody else went zendaya had like two red carpet premier some like photos because she's in the odyssey and she's in spider-man which comes out next week yes and somebody said she is indeed only in the odyssey for like three minutes and yet they said a lot of people are in it for very scary all of the press tours for this movie i'm going tonight to watch it they convinced me i'm waiting for a day when i feel really awake because that is so fair three solid hours in the movie theater don't let me have some popcorn and a little drink too baby i'm taking a nap the so yeah what's Christopher Nolan want from us right i'm a wait till i'm super awake but but everybody who's seated when i say everybody i mean niggas that i believe have said it's amazing i went with such and such or somebody dragged me and i'm going again oh wow going again four three hour movie yes okay niggas that's big that's big i'm gonna go look at her okay all right so spain one the the world cut i am happy for y'all you haven't heard me talk too much about the world cup here because i wasn't very interested absolutely zero shade but i am talking about it say because apparently obry gram bit one point five million dollars via state on argentina to win of course you do the yeah to one the world cup and um of course that did not take place so the girlies are committing to this uh this idea of a Drake curse
Where They basically believe that anybody Any team any athlete that Drake openly Places of bed on supports will in fact lose and or die so So boss it actually posted like 10 different moments that You know that earth. Oh well, no way. Yeah, 1000 And I mean It's weird, okay So openly via steak Drake Drake bets 1.5 on Argentina. They actually absolutely They absolutely lost that now. I saw that he also openly bet how much was it? He also bet on Canada when they played Argentina Damn lost that too Lost that too. So part of me was like does he believe the curse and he was like well I'm an openly vote for these dishes. They just beat us because Fuck them. I don't know. I think Argentina was the favorite. They won less world cup. So I think they were I think they were probably the favorites anyway like that was I wouldn't say a safe bet because When it comes down to those giant moments anybody can win Which is why you would never catch me betting like I said the same thing if you catch me betting more than a hundred dollars It is not me my tether has come and taken over and that bitch is I simply will not do it. So You would I mean you would think Drake would at least keep it quiet like just don't tell nobody because it seemed like you Well, you also don't want to be silly and believe in all them superstitions, but No, um He also He was also Repping Israel Adesonio when he fought Alex Perra and Israel a little he was legitimately going to win this until he got knocked out or TKO in the fifth round Trick also Supported Charles LeClark During a of Spanish grand pre-race What? Nick, are you betting on Spanish drag racing? like You got a problem Jesus Christ On bosypa says during the race Charles LeClark's engine failed while he had a comfortable lead Handing the win away in devastating fashion. Oh, no, I would be sick Drake partnered with Barcelona's football team He learned and This time it says he just gave them jerseys with the OVO logo on it and these bitches lost to Madrid 3-1 Oh my god, bro, so the girls were like bitch. You even got a bet on people. You just have to be involved. Even you which are merch Drake allegedly put a huge bet on this Conor McGregor fight that just happened Conor McGregor tow his ACL a minute into that first ring when I tell you I was watching that fight too like Why do we have to you have this big highly publicized highly anticipated fight with one of the biggest names in in mixed martial arts And she decided she wanted to be Jean-Claude that damn right at the opening wrapped the whole event up Wow, wow bitch Imagine if you put some real money up on that fight Oh, I would have been so pissed Especially to lose like that girl Having the fucking box and doctor come out like yes, sorry y'all he can't perform no more He backed Conor who's mom who Guy his head kicks by Leon Edwards and knock the fuck out. He voted. I mean he supported Carlo Alcoraz tennis player. Okay tennis boy. Yeah, I got chopped Girl he he She said he backed up Tyson Fury when he fought all-exander your music and this was his but Tyson Ferries first loss of his professional career. Wow. That's a very also a massive boxer Don't even hear about these Jesus. Well, you know, I watched the fight. Those are the only ones I really know about on this thing. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well Damn stop betting You put up a whole bunch of money for Kentucky, what was their their college football glass much madness? This is a final four Kentucky lost to Wisconsin They're the wildcats. Yeah, well Kentucky is the wildcats Wisconsin's like the beavers or badges or something Well, I've entered the game of perfect 38 and oh I expected to care as How long ago was this? This is a while ago, okay, much better than this good The Badgers absolutely gagged Kentucky instead 7164 are into one of the greatest season college basketball history according to what I'm reading here. Yeah And you know, a lot of these are Drake openly saying here go my steak bet here go my steak bet One million lease versus Panthers 800,000 Oklahoma versus Pacers like everything he've bet on and share it. They lose. Oh good He bet against the thunder that's exactly what his bitch asked it. I like to hear that and then when it got an SGA tattoo you fake corny ho Didn't he cover up his LeBron tattoo with a Yeah, thank you. Just Alexander tattoo. He's weird. Yeah. Yeah. He is kind of he's a dork. Yeah Yeah, he just want to be loved and that's fine and now he super looks like at me Theo House He looks like a Theo He looks like a Theo you said it like my nephew and I was so confused I mean, yeah, no, he do he do he look he do like you can to be out there rolling them sandals Right. I mean, he's supposed to he's fucking 40. He's supposed to. So yeah He's like yo good. I mean It's like happens. Yeah, I thought that this was delicious. Um, I mean, first of all this money that Drake is putting up on steak is not his money Oh, like let's be clear It's steak is giving him the money to bet and then he's going like hey steak He's an ambassador or co-owner or whatever the fuck anyway like Ryan lose no damn any Yeah, so I wonder if he does that and people just Bet the exact opposite of whatever Drake puts up like Probably now just yeah, because we've established a pattern. I wonder how often he wins does he win more than he look Really hear about the really hear about the losses. So good point I would really be curious to know if he ever wins any of these big game bets I just thought it was really fascinating and just to taste funny that so many of these are like oh he bet for this person to win Millions of dollars and they didn't just lose They shattered every bone in their leg and the doctor had to amputate they'll never play again Haha is there cars because I wholeheartedly believe in the read cars or we say so I'm nice. Oh yeah, and then they burned on an orphanage Yeah, it does happen It has stopped me from saying certain things about people in those that I was old especially white people like god Yeah, please, please because you know they'll be first in life they will they can't actually cannot wait to do it. So Well Drake Okay, girl Have any words of advice for the doll? No, it'd be like that sometimes If you're not playing with them with your own money, that's good. That's smart because you would surely be out millions at this point, but You're also encouraging people mostly young people too Pick up a dangerous habit. No, there is the problem of like what you are influencing others to do, but In a capitalist world Yeah, I don't know bad bad critique gets messy Baby If you are regular regular bitch, please put the steak down Right yeah, yeah, yeah, you betting on steak and and we can't afford steak Can't afford too much and nothing because what even what you can for might not be safe to purchase and cook and eat in your own home So we're dying we're dying Ha ha ha ha Right and here go Drake talking about blowing more money than most people will see in their whole lives on a game Lil Wayne fully supports trumps ballroom agenda Um, the reasons are are delicious So I don't remember what he's filming this for I think it's for a podcast uh-uh and They're asking him all sorts of random tandem questions actually. I saw Benny Blanco was in the room and
What is that other guy's name who plays, it's not a little dicky, it's a little dicky. It's that white man who had like a show on Hulu about being a white rapper and he has that song with Chris Brown where they like switch bodies and then he's like, can I say the N word? I guess I could say the N word niggah niggah niggah. No idea, at all. I think his name's Lil Dickies. All I know about Vinnie Blanco is that he got dirty feet and he married to that that little girl, Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez? Yeah, that's what I thought about him. I was glad I didn't know the sweet thing. Yeah, he, um, yeah, so I googled it. I didn't know the foot thing. It does say that man's name is Lil Dickie. I'm not surprised about the foot thing, but I wish I didn't know. Yeah, there was a picture of him on a couch or something and the bottom of his feet was black and people were like, why are your feet so fucking dirty and then they kind of made jokes about it and Selena was like, I love my dirty foot man or whatever. No, she doesn't love them like that. Would be outside kicking rocks barefoot will happen. I mean, I imagine he just doesn't wash the bottom of his feet because I think a lot of white people don't. So that was probably it, but yeah, she, oh yeah, she posted a picture of her kiss in his filthy feet. You are fucking lying tonight. It's, it's right. It's Selena Gomez. And then it's a picture of him with his dirty toes and she is kissing them. So yeah, I'm so worried about women. I really am because why? I don't know why you're beautiful. He's not like, you can just stay with him and be like, yeah, my man didn't wash the bottom of his feet that day. Why would you need to then go kiss his toes on camera? Like you, yeah, this was back in March, disgust her. And he's ugly. I mean, there's that too. I don't get it at all, but there is no accounting for attraction. So what is this? What are you for? I think that little Wayne said, basically, he was saying something to the effect. I'm going to pull it up that he doesn't like the fact that when they have events or things there, ceremonies, they do it online. And I'm figuring like maybe he's like, oh, that seems unsafe or some foolish, you know, response that he would have. Instead, it was giving like, it feels like backyard barbecues. And when he performed there, he felt like he wasn't good enough to go inside. But then Donald Trump was like, oh, no, this is just standard, whatever, whatever. And here I go. I'm so glad to hear Trump say when they was mad at him about building the ballroom. This is on a podcast called Friends Keep Secrets. And as he's, it looks like he's playing a video game or something. Sorry, it looks like he's got a controller in his hand at one point. But they're literally just in there kicking it. And he said, everything we do, we have to do it on the damn lawn. People who don't know nothing here and that think he's just being Trump. No, for I was glad to hear him say that. He basically felt like, yeah, he thought that because he had to go through performing the back instead of inside, but it was profiling until Donald Trump. Oh, girl, profiling. Fleet, go ahead, please. He said, I thought I was not good enough to perform inside. So when Donald Trump made that statement, I was glad. Go ahead. No, I know school was never nothing that took too much matter to remain. I know that. But nigga, you were outside on the lawn because that's where every big event at the White House is. They don't have the, that's the entire, why would it be that you aren't good to perform at the White House as opposed to the White House does not have space for this? Like that's actually Trump's justification is that he wants to have, you know, balls and military bullshit and, you know, concerts, monster truck rallies and whatever the fuck it needs. A ballroom of duty and like, that is the whole point that the roots inside the White House are not big enough for this like that. Why would it be? Oh, God. And so you just ran with that assumption the whole time. You thought that they had you out there for June 10th or whatever. And you just weren't good enough. And then Trump came out and said this and you were like, okay, now I fuck with Trump. Girl shut up. What world do you live in? Are you truly delusional? Why would you even approach that place and then be like, I thought it was profiling. Do you know where you going? Right. Whether it was or not. You know where you're going. Do you know where you're going? There's possibly nowhere more secure in the United States than the White House. That. Okay. All right. You. And on the list of. Priority. Why? Why you're weird. I would choose the fact that two eggs cost $560. I would choose the fact that anybody get to work because gas costs $8,000 a gallon. I would choose the fact that another state of Israel is wagging a dick across our goddamn upper lip and continuing to use us to help blow up children. Yeah. I would look to the fact that it's motherfuckers here who still have clean water to drink or shower with. I would go vote to the fact that motherfucking supervillains from MTV shows from when I was a five-year-old feel like they can come and be there. But like, there are so many things doing that I would be concerned with coming out of the White House. Besides them building a ballroom. I mean. Right. And because you're like the lawn feels ghetto. You're a little way. So get on your field right at home, actually. Hello? You're not one of them. Oh, God. You'll never be one of them. Right. Taken the opportunity to say anything on behalf or in support of Donald Trump for any reason. Like, there are just so many other choices you could have made. Nick, you're being weird. At least he also, in that interview, continued to represent Missy Elliott. Oh, dude. And name hers one of his favorite rappers. He's forever he has said Jay-Z and Missy Elliott are his two favorite rappers of all time. Oh, yeah. And yeah, correct. About that. His Missy. Yeah. Everything else you could have kept it. Everything else. I don't. What is the last time that you've, anyways? Do you think you're gonna invite you to come perform in the ballroom? Do you think that's what's up next? Maybe. He might, y'all. Stranger things have happened. Trump loves celebrities being involved in his fuckery because he's always loved being associated with famous people. And now more than ever, we're damn near every living person with sense hates his ass. I think it's probably exciting for him to still have big celebrities supporting him, backing him, coming to his stuff. So, a little Wayne is one of those people. And Niggas still loved a little Wayne. Why wouldn't he, if he was interested, to come and perform at the grand opening of the Trump room? Oh, god. Get it upset. And they got Nicky. They might just make it a young money presence. So, then why people sit in there pretending that they know the music pretending like they don't hate these niggas. Going. Doing that the whole time. Why people love it. Raising the roof like girls, so shut up. Oh, Christ, please. No, no, no, the visuals. Cardi B has referred to herself as the. Have hip-hop, Britney Spears here. I think that's what she said. Did you say this? No, I thought she was going to talk about that new commercial she did. It was too cute. That commercial was really fun. It was hilarious. But I did not see hip-hop Britney Spears. Let me look that up. Yeah, she was. I think the comparison is just the fact that she's non-stop talked about. Everything she do good or bad is a headline. And I think it's. I think this comment is coming from her. The rumors gossip around her in this. my duke guy. Is that his name? The German Nigerian model. The beef? No. I think he's a driver. A soccer player. Something? Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe a race car driver. He does something. Some kind of sport over there in England, I think. Oh, he's fully placed with all. Soccer. Oh, yeah. Which makes more sense. Sport Cup. Yeah. Yeah. Maduka. He's fine, but I don't care of domestic assault allegations or something. Girl, look at him. Too fine to be a good person. Absolutely, one thousand percent not. No way that man is a good person. Also, we lived in Harlem. Man. Like, with all due respect, I'm not gay again. Fine, yes, but. Yeah, but. One of a kind, hell no. No, I wouldn't say that. But he is cute. And I saw the pictures of them together. And, you know, so, of course, the discourse is going to be his parties. It's how new, nigga or whatever, but like. Yeah, I never I mean they were literally at events together right that was kind of it but you know The streets are like oh they look you all they flirt in Oh, what is that for I think it is how was off-sack gonna waste all And so I think that was their reference of like being Britney Spears because she's got you she would always be in the news good or bad regardless of what you get that's true Because I can't pull another comparison to Britney Spears with what she's talking about Yeah, well that makes sense and you know go listen a piece of me Cardi That I think that Britney song probably would really speak to you that song about you know lifestyles of the rich and Misses oh my god that Britney shameless. You can also listen to She's so lucky She's a star, but she crying Yeah, actually for sure you're Britney playlist. I'm actually not even really mad at the comparison because it's true Everything Cardi does does get talked about Good or bad, but I think that's less to do with Britney and more to do with being extremely famous and extremely popular You know right now, so But I get it. I get it. You know she loves Britney. She has a lot of respect for Britney She really feels like she can really relate to her now in a way that most people can never She was in a car going somewhere when she posted this video her titties were high. I just like I could barely pay attention to what she's talking about because those titties Were in the sky. Yeah rests. Yeah, they are always perched. I Still hope you fucked on this nigga incentive back to Germany. So yeah, you that please please at least go go this one But girl, no, no, no, we can't let them we can't let that go no farther than the world cup. That's got to be all we're not keeping that we can't be keeping that Okay, you come bring the world to these cups Psychotic no sense Just like never takes anything seriously. What is his problem? Okay? That's it. That's all I've got. Okay, you know Drake wasting money shotguns perfect. He's so let me send you this fucking. Oh Yes, you might cry. It's it's gorgeous. Even before I knew what you were talking about I was crying. Oh, wow It's beautiful song. Okay. I'm gonna check it out Yeah, that's it for the hot tops this week. Hope you enjoyed it. We're gonna take a break and then listen to your mess Folks, we've returned and it is time for your listener letters Indeed, it is send your questions to ask the
[email protected] We may read them allowed on the show. We do have a couple of updates this week Update indeed. Don't we all the first one comes from Mary Who wrote us a couple of weeks ago about her friend who oh you just sent me That you saw thing me Who sent us the letter about her friend who is having issues with money, but also not trying to act like he has issues with money Yeah, I added to it and all this okay being start. Yes So Mary said let me tell y'all something when I heard my letter being read out loud I screamed in my room and my mama thought something was wrong with me. I just couldn't believe it I wanted to say thank you because the two of you gave me some of the best advice and you absolutely clocked Brian's behavior The day after we got back from the burger spot I immediately texted him and told him I noticed you were in a bad mood the entire day Just like y'all predicted he immediately doubled down like a coward instead of taking accountability and said that his excuse was he didn't get enough sleep The moment I read that message baby. I knew this friendship wasn't gonna work moving forward I have put Brian on ice and I am not speaking to him anymore. Honestly good riddance. Also PS He did end up having to pay for them to orders the fries Thank you both again for the advice it helped me see the situation for what it was and reminded me of the kind of friendships I want to invest in much love Mary Good for you sex for him. Yes indeed and we haven't updated as well from uma. If you remember uma wrote us I think last week About her stepdad and him being weird about opening the door um. Yeah, so uma said hey All first of all I did not expect you to read my letter. So this was such a surprise Number two not the chat telling me I'm spoiled childish entitled and looking for daddy treatment because I'm not trying to be on the porch late at night Unlocking both the screen and front door when there's somebody awake and nearby to help me out real quick Didn't expect that but fine consider me read right is I know I'm like where's the chat. Oh, no Was that your group your group chat, right? You like that. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, maybe Maybe she's reading the comments online somewhere, but that was my first case. Yeah The two of you were correct. There's a mile long laundry list of reasons Well, I cannot stand this man and that is truly where the majority of my frustration stems at the same time The letter was about me needing advice while trying to navigate my mental health journey despite my deliberate lack of support And hindsight I recognize that I could have been should have worded it that way or even vented about it as a read My fault. That's on me. However, I did get an answer to my question should I be offended by him not opening the door and ignoring my text again I appreciate I appreciate you for confirming that this is a lack of consideration for my safety And with that I have been moving accordingly However, I made the decision to go on my off days. Oh must be going to the gym for the remainder of the month So I wouldn't be coming in so late after work Um So they I think this person is also yes rescheduling their move um by a few more weeks And says uh my mother keeps saying she's going to miss me the closer I get to being away from this place for good But if anything she's going to miss having somebody else to tackle that hefty hump of house work left behind by that man of hers I won't get too much into it, but if you were spot on by saying that this situation was the last straw Thank you so much for your unbiased opinions even you listeners who dragged me to hell. Oh, so it was listeners damn Yep Signed umma umma girl never read the comments. I'm sorry I'm sorry that happens to you never ever read the comments, but yeah Um, it also sounds like you kind of got yeah, you got a little bit of what you were looking for out of it. So Let's hear that and hopefully these next few weeks which your mom and stepdad go smoothly and then you can be out and That man no longer be your problem Oh right indeed so our Our first letter this week comes from W.E.B. Ducar Who says Give your end crystal I'm the oldest of three siblings I'm 37 my sister's 35 and then there's our 16 year old baby Brother who we'll call Colin I jokingly call Colin and orio not because of how he acts Oh, but because he was raised in a completely different era than me and my sister the parents who raised us are not the same parents raising him They have gotten soft over the years One day They do that baby. Don't give me started on Adam. Don't you listen. I feel like you did this last week Started anyway. Yeah, they get different ones. Yes, me and my sister are super pro black all black everything blackity black and Colin is not that way at all One day I took him to a water park and he asked if I could pick up a girl that he liked on the way this girl happens to be white Here's where everything went live The only thing I listened to in my car is podcast I've been listening to the Reese's day one episode one nobody could say nothing bad about if you're a crystal Around me because they know I'm a defender on every single time So we were riding the car and by pure coincidence the episode playing is the one where y'all dragged that white woman Who called the police on the black woman in LA and then LAPD turned around a shot her dog Mm-hmm by this time the girl was in my oh by the time this girl got in my back seat y'all were reading that woman for help I immediately started sweating and I texted my group chat and said y'all I got Colin and his little white crush in the car and I'm listening to the read they dragging this white woman so bad And I don't know if I should cut it off. You should turn to that every single one of my friends said nah, let her ride I mean Now I wasn't laughing out loud because I didn't want to make things any more awkward, but on the inside I was fighting for my life At the end of the day this young lady decided she would rather have somebody else come pick her up and send her ride home with us and Colin was pissed He blamed me and said I should have turned the podcast off because I made everything awkward and ruined his chances with that girl Part of me does feel bad because he's 16 and I unintentionally sabotaged Whatever little situation ship he thought he had the other part of me feels like okay nigga welcome to America Colin grew up in the suburbs and he has been shielded from a lot of the realities that we have Experienced as black people. I don't think one episode of the recreated discomfort. I think it's
simply exposed to him and maybe even this little girl to conversations that Black people have every day. Right. My questions are these. Do I owe Colin an apology for not turning the podcast off or do I explain to him that conversations about race and the experiences of Black people aren't something we should feel obligated to silence just because white people are around. I'm not saying all white people are the same, but I do think it's important that he understands the world he's living in as a young Black man and doesn't become so comfortable that he mistakes comfort for reality. I'd love to hear what y'all think because this is somehow all of my fault and I genuinely don't know if I handled it wrong. Love you. Thank you for the years of laughter with the mess and therapy sessions disguised as a podcast sincerely W.E.B. Dakar. I love this. Yeah, I think it's fantastic. Do I think you're wrong for not for like not turning the podcast off in what world? Of course not. Of course not. This isn't a podcast about everything. I don't even give a fuck that it's our podcast. It's your car. Right. Right. Were you listening to podcasts and they need you for transportation. Exactly. So if you chose not to play trim, instead play the shit that came on in the car, tough taties. That's one. Two, if you really want to go like power to the people, I say baby cakes, you can, you know, feel is disconnected from this as you'd buy two. You're still a black boy. These are things to think about. You might not want to discuss them, talk about them, joke about them the way that these people do or the way that I do. Everyone's different. But these are still conversations that matter and they're still talking about things that in many ways, many ways are connected to your involve you as a as a black person. And the last thing I would say is if this little white girl can't listen to this and keep her shit together, have an open discussion or laugh, understand. Like if she gets uncomfortable by these two niggas, we have not met talking about white fuckery. She's probably not somebody who should be in your black life. Right. Right. So that's what I would have. Yeah. Your brother sounds like a type to think, oh, well, you know, you guys that race stuff. Oh, Obama healed all that. And now it's only a problem if you want to act racist. But as long as as you individually don't act racist, then there's no issue in the world. Like I don't know that pain problem. Yeah. Your brother sounds, you know, young and shielded from the realities of life in that way. Parents probably older and don't have the energy to be as militant as they once were and all these things kind of converging to to make this one awkward situation. Obviously, I don't think you should have cut the read off. Sixteen is old enough to hear what the fuck we have to say. Now if you was taking first grade or somewhere, yeah, you know, to put on Miss Rachel or whatever. But no, Sixteen is old enough to hear it. And yeah, I think I agree with everything that Keeferi said, I, if things fell apart. And now this girl don't want to talk to him no more because his brother listens to a podcast where we were rightfully dragging some racist who called the police and got somebody's dog shot. Like we weren't even wrong for that. It would be different. It wasn't even something really. Right. We talking about, I would think a dog died, a white woman would be, you know, a little bit more. Why? Why people give a fuck about dogs like they used to. They really don't. What happened? Girl, they used to not play. They used to. Remember when Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when Jimmy Kimmel got on TV started crying about that. About that liar. Yep. I do remember that. That being said, real tears. So I guess y'all didn't pass that along to y'all new generation of whites. They don't feel the same way. But yeah, if a few minutes of us, because now somebody who absolutely deserved it was enough for them to not date, then Colin, Colin, it sounds like Colin really needs a reminder that he is black. And so I don't care if you like these little white girls, these little white girls have to, y'all, it's not just some innocent little puppy love type thing. Like, yes, y'all can have that. Y'all are teenagers and I get it. But there are real world implications with regard to race. And if you cannot even hear what we have to say, there's no way that that relationship, either y'all relationship is not going to work out because eventually she's going to say or do something that pisses you off. You Colin or Colin is going to become a coon like levels rarely before see. Okay, he's going to be clearance Thomas levels of coon in out here. He's going to be Tom Dubois or he's going to be bad. So, um, yeah, Colin, Colin got an early lesson in trying to date, interracially. And if he don't want to hear it through this rather tame interaction with his brother and listen to a podcast, don't worry. Keep dating these white girls and see if you don't hear it another way. It's you're going to be reminded over and over again. If you continue to date, white girls, which is your right, you are going to be reminded over and over that a lot of people have not even issues with interracial dating, although I'm sure they do, but that your race will be part of the conversation even when you don't want it to be or think it shouldn't be. So exactly. Um, and then white girls be the ones who try to get into niggas heads and convince them that they're so much easier and better and calmer. Oh, yeah, it'd be a lot of them versus, you know, black men. Black men stand in front of my dad. Yeah, or that my dad always has a shotgun by the door babe. Okay. And he won't with me. Like, what are you talking about? Like it's, it's a level of bullshit I simply won't be dealing with. Um, and you got it or not. But yeah, no, you, you were not wrong at all. I could not have laughed harder than when I first saw this. You know, I thought it was delightful. So yeah, same. Keep up the green work. The Lord's perfect kid. Indeed. Indeed. You want to save that young man's life. So good luck to you. Um, W E B. Our next letter comes from somebody who says you can call me an auntie of a liar. All right. Please. I have a 17 year old niece who I know for a fact is lying about graduating from high school. What? Her mom never finished high school and my brother, her dad, is not super involved in her schoolwork because he lives across the country. In the middle of her junior year, we found out she only had nine credits when she should have 15, which made her technically a sophomore. We asked her what the plan was to get back on track and she said that she could take multiple classes at the community college, which would allow her to catch up. Sounds good, right? No. This little liar never enrolled. So now it's the middle of her senior year and everyone is wondering about her graduation, but she's being so vague and distant about it. My mom reached out multiple times to ask her about school and her little disrespectful as just ignored her. My dad's job allows him and his co-workers access to the counselors at the school who check in on the students progress. So we asked one of his co-workers to find out about my niece. The co-worker told us that this little girl has 13 out of the necessary 24 credits and the only class she's currently enrolled in is fucking art. So that means her lion-ass never got into the class as she told everybody she was going to get in and her lion-ass knows she ain't graduating. But we kept this information from my brother because we didn't want to get my dad's co-worker in trouble. Graduation week rolled around. My brother called my niece to ask about the date directly because she hadn't sent out any invites or anything that a normal graduate would do. She blocked my brother. He added her a tick tock and she blocked him there too. There's a lot of quotes. There's a lot of uppercases. A lot of extreme points. Yeah, you got to you got to tie like that. My mom called my niece's mom who said yes she's graduating. I bought all her stuff but she's finishing at another school. Mind you, this is a school that she has never gone to and was never enrolled in. But my sister still looked up the graduation date for that school and the graduation already happened three days prior. I don't know if my niece's mom really just doesn't know how this works because she also didn't graduate high school or if she's just a liar too. But my question is how do we get our lion-ass niece to tell the truth to her parents that she is not going to receive a diploma. Do we tell her we know she's a liar? Do we let her get away with not graduating? She's distanced herself from our side of the family for trying to support her ass and it is so heartbreaking. What would y'all do? Help us with our out of control teenager please. Thank you and I love the show since 2017. Signed an auntie of a liar.
- You know, shout out to this auntie for really caring. - Okay. - What would you do in this situation? I think I would go to her and be like, so, I finished high school a long, long time ago, so do you think you smarter than me? (laughing) Like, do you, what do you think is this is? - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know if I would snitch. I'm really fascinated that she could even do this. - Right. I gotta fuck you fake graduating from high school. That's probably why she's like, I don't know if this bitch don't know 'cause she didn't graduate or if she's also a liar. - Yeah. - And honestly, the mama probably don't know 'cause she also didn't graduate. Like, I'm guessing it's a former, and it sounds like she's a single mom, probably very busy person who has a lot going on. And so this, your niece has kind of slipped through the cracks, I guess, so to speak, in this way, but yeah, that's hilarious to approach your niece and be like, now, any did finish high school back in 2000, however. - So, seeds. (laughing) - I finished high school and undergrad and grad school. I've had a lot of graduations, and I know good and damn well how they work. Now. - So what's your play? - So what you been to do, right? - 'Cause you and I both know this bullshit. - Yeah. I just don't, with all due respect, auntie. With all due respect. 'Cause I'm an auntie, I get it. If my nephew was 17 and was, you know, let's just say, was in a similar situation, I think that my concern would be why she fell off so hard in high school as opposed to the lying she's doing around graduation, like. - 1,000%. - The lying is a symptom. I want to see what's really going on underneath. Like, how did you make it to junior year and only had nine credits done? How is it that, I mean, you said her dad, your brother, it's not super involved because he lives across the country, but these kids, they don't pass out physical report cards no more, everybody can log in to the school, blackboard, whiteboard, widow canvas, whatever the hell system they use. - It's supposed to be all. - Right, truly hate that for y'all. 'Cause back in the 1900s, you could really finesse. But. - Baby. (laughing) - Baby. - But even then, what time I tried to finesse the progress support and my mama came in there, like, so, are you calling me a bitch? Are you saying that I'm fucking stupid? Like, what are you trying to say with this? Because girl. - We all know you don't have a A in calculus and quit playing with me. - Yeah, I got cleared one time. - Yeah, I mean. - Are you? - Yeah. - You're completely right, though, in the, at the center of it, especially someone who, you know, fell off in high school and knowing why. - Mm-hmm. - I think my first thing would be, okay, first of all, girls, you and sleep. So, let's cut the shit. What's going on? - Yeah. Please don't lie to me, 'cause I know you're not graduating. - Right. - I'm not even, I'm trying to help. I'm legit trying to figure out what's going on. Although this, it sounds like, like I said, it sounds like she has been not having her needs fully attended to for a while now. It sounds like she has pretty much been left to her own devices when it comes to school and that is a dangerous combination, 'cause teenagers already don't want to do shit. So, you really do have to be on their ass to ensure that they do the things they supposed to do, 'cause if you leave it up to them, most of the time, they're not going to do it. So, I think I would be, kid, like, my middle brother, 'cause he was just naturally, like-- - One of them young children. - I immediately do my homework, so that I could do whatever I want. So, I'm like, here's such a lift. - There, you know, every now and then, you get one of those. Me? - Yeah. - I'm coming home. I'm getting on that AOL. I'm getting on my phone. - Completely. Completely. (laughing) - I've been at school all day. Why don't I do school right now? - And then, once my parents come home, now I'm sitting at the kitchen table with my textbooks, and like, I really give a shit about this, but-- - I was there the whole day. - In the hour. (laughing) - Yeah, I was sitting at this. I was doing my homework all the time. (laughing) - Oh, it's a really hard one. Oh, I'm reading a paper. - Yeah, I've just been encouraged. I've double-checking my answers. - Yeah, but as far as, like, do we let her get away with not graduating? That's a strange question. - Right. - 'Cause it's not, she doesn't need your permission to not graduate. - It's right. - It's not-- (laughing) - I think I would be more concerned about catching up, catching her up on her education. I'm gonna enroll you in GD programs or whatever, 'cause you've probably missed a lot. You made it to, and what is this? No child left behind that you can make it all the way to senior year and not even have half the credits. You need to graduate, like-- - Yeah. - I don't know what, I don't get this, but I would be more concerned with supplementing what she has been missing. And maybe taking a bigger role in that, I can see why you wouldn't have before, because you're not her mama or her daddy, and probably nobody asked you to, but now that she's been to be grown, I would be like, okay. So, you know, I'm just gonna sit down and be extremely real with you about, like, how she works. And you see this economy out here? The kids see the economy. The kids live through COVID. They know how fucked up and terrible the world is. You see eggs is a $10 for a dozen. Like, it's gonna be hard out here with a high school education, with a GED. You know, much harder is gonna be without one. So, let Amy help you now while you're still young, and it's not like something that is gonna hold you back or be strange, but like, let me help you now to get you in a place where you can have at least a basic education. You can have this piece of paper that says you completed this, so we can at least get you, you know, to that level, because life is gonna be so much harder without that piece of paper for the majority of us. So, I just think that-- - You thought making all this shit up was tricky? - And clearly, you can be very good at some things. You're a very crafty little liar. You've got your, you pulled a Cheyenne Brian and had your mama buyin' fucking graduation robes off Amazon and shit, like, you think you slick, but-- - You might need to be a fixer, whatever Olivia Pope's job was. - Right, you know, let's look into jobs where you can be kind of scammy. You wanna be a lawyer? (laughing) You last so well, I think a lawyer is probably right up your alley. You know, I wouldn't say that to a child, but basically just focusing more on the why instead of the what it is, 'cause she probably already feels a great deal of shame about not graduating. And that's why she's not telling y'all the truth. - Yeah, and I would wanna know what's going on in the school, 'cause high school, so, it's very, very slippery for the average high school student. I can only imagine how much more intense it is now. - Oh, with the phones and the social media and the-- - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Everybody is constantly connected. Right, it was bad enough in the 1900s, but at least then you could just leave school and go home. And for the most part, be done with it. You know, it wasn't a whole group of niggas waiting for you on AOL or whatever when you got home to drag you for whatever happened that day at school, so. - Plus, we were in an air, it was like, AOL, all that internet shit is not a job. And for those of us who believed it was, or saw it as an opportunity to expand, we had to believe in ourselves, bitch. - We didn't have all these guys. The kids now have streamers, TikTok stars. - So true. - I can only imagine what it's like now to tell young kids, like, oh, you know, learn medicine or whatever. Something I did, like what Max has $5 billion, and he does literally not Ellen being gay or what. - Doing that. - That's D-D-G. So. - I've seen so many people make millions off of being an influencer, like, yes, but think about how many more people are trying to be influencers, and don't. Like, the people you're thinking about, the people you can name, that's not the majority of people who are trying to do that. You looking at niggas at the highest end of shit, and thinking, oh, I can do that too. Sure you can, but most people do not have the numbers, the audience, the content, hashtag content, all of that, for it to be a real self, you know, a thing that can really carry you through. So, again, I'm gonna try to get you into your, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help catch you up on your education, get your GED, or help you finish high school, whichever one is the most feasible, 'cause it sounds like you're niece more than anything has been missing out on some support that she really needed and deserved. So, oh, and I think, yeah, I think that's it.
it for me and the crappy one. She is. I mean, the girl is smart. So I'll give her that much. All right, let's wrap up the letters right there. Actually, if you have a question for us, please send us an email,
[email protected]. We're going to take another quick break and then we'll be right back. We have returned. It's time for the read. I don't have row one. So I'm going to do house of the dragon again. This week, it is going to lady Masaria, also known as the white worm. So you even pussy now, you're feeling your, your, your beat. And I'm going to have to tell you to calm down, like you were just a street radio. And so now, because you hot from, from demons did to his niece, baby mama, wife's pussy. Great bisexual power. Live for, for you and your sexual identity. Calm your bitch. Ask down. Masaria, Bondi. Don't know about your fuck about what you're talking about. And you just got here. So stop going around people with this little smug ass look, like you have all the information that you want to tell your, your, your, you're going to go tell the carpet you much. No one cares. Nobody cares. And you're starting to get on my damn nerves. You talk a little bit too much. You feeling your shit. That lady didn't think it about you. And that's when Allison cleared you and you know she was right. So you guys will go ahead and take that advice bitch because that lady was looking for box. And she got it. Okay. Now her uncle baby father husband is bagged bitch. And you feeling like what grand? You better sit yo down somewhere. Actually, you got some goddamn sense because I'm over it. White worm. Miss wormy. Madam worm. Secondly, this goes out to Sir Christian Cole. So I've been told you that you were a flop. And you refused to believe me. You're a flop. You're a chop from the fight to the time that she was trying to fuck on the princess and Zed and fuck on her best friend out of spite. Now, both of the asses left. You don't even know where to fuck your ass at or care bitch or care. So you felt like what? If I have the flop, I'm going to make all of these people underneath me flop to get covered in leeches and die of starvation and shit only to get what stuck. We don't even know where we go. And everybody we after is 10 steps ahead of us. I'm going down here as a flop as bitch. And because I'm so bitter and lame and late and upset, I'm going to make all your bitches suffer too. You're a chop and I can't wait for you to be gone. Can't wait for you to be gone. Not only because I hate you, but because you haven't done anything interesting in this season of the show at all, nothing unless people find sulking and being a bum bitch interesting. You suck. I've been hated your ass and I'm so glad to see you suffering. I truly truly am. You're a chop and you're absolutely the most temp ass loser ass bitter ass. And so and in like a fantasy program right now. Is there anybody else who's been pissing me off in the house of the dragon? Let me beg you. Allison? No, Allison has actually been teased this season. Like the tallest man teased it. She looked at massage face and was like, okay, so you're feeling it, right? You're going to go tell the queen what's going on? What if I told you bitch that that lady barely cared about you? So what, you feel like you in her pussy now and and y'all married? She's the queen and she's feeling cute right now, but she has absolutely no idea what this position costs. We're just going to take to maintain it and how things are going to bounce around mostly bouncing towards bad. You feel a real comfortable because it's what day three. That's this lady is going to have to make incredibly difficult decisions and one of them is probably going to be throwing your ass out to the world. And you know, I'm right. You know, I'm right because I've been the queen and I've been her best friend since we was like five. You just got here. So you coming to here with your little smirk like you you feeling what? Feeling what? Even if you do go tell this bitch my tea, what you think that she's going to pick you over me? She could have been killed me beat my ass, took my daughter or whatever. She gave us an apartment. Oh, damn. I mean, we're prisoner. But if I remember, I might not quibble. We're prisoners, but if I remember Crackle, yo, that's what's the prisoner too. So are we done here? Allison has been clearing these bitches. Girl, I had to make a gif with where the air came in there and said, where's my gold? And I said, look behind her back and came like gold bitch. Who are you? Are you can't be talking to me? I don't fucking go to his bitch, but Allison has been clearing it. Okay. Um, ormont high tower. You my eyes on you. I don't know. An agon. Oh, yeah, agon. It's face. Sweetie. You might as well calm down. You weren't a great king in the first place. Now you look like this new clay face trailer, bitch. You look like a raisin. You look like you look like the bunch of crunch at the bottom of the bag. Oh, no. That's like, oh, they left a little look horrible. You're bitter. You're pissed. And I actually love the fact that, oh, god, I can't remember his name. The guy who was who's taking agon around the place trying to keep him alive. When agon was sitting there bitching about his brother, amen. And how like, oh, everyone loves him so much. And mom, he was mom's favorite. And I'm going to kill him because he took everything for me. Mind you, this is back to back with a scene where amen is doing the exact same thing. Agon, if you, agon was mom's favorite and I worshiped him and he was terrible to me. I'm like, look at these two terrible bitch made ass little white boy just tone up and and scarred and jaded and bling to the next one. I was like, both of you were doing from the start because you're terrible man born from terrible people. That man told that big of agon, girl, you've had every advantage of privilege in your life in your life. It doesn't matter if a brother or sister cousin, whatever had more of an advantage to up the wrong or something than than you did. You live not far away from people who are catching rats, eating rats, begging for bread. And you want me to do what cry for you, Argentine? You better get the fuck up and get over it. You look a mess. Don't nobody care about you and it's a new queen in town anyway. I'll know what the fuck he's still crying. So you can get that as well. You're still feeling your B and you lucky this little white man is there with you because you would have been dead. And those are all the people I'm dragging for a house with the dragon this week. I might see you guys back next week if somebody pushes me off again, but it's house with the dragon. So I'm sure someone will. But I'm also wrapping up a politic and it's like out like three episodes left. And I wow. Wow, what a show. Wow, what a show. Is that the one on Netflix? You have a South African soap opera. Oh, all right. We talked about that. Oh, you have three episodes left. Oh, is it terrible? It is terrible and like, it's terrible in like how who are these people? It's really good. I find this become compelling. Okay. But it's a soap opera. So it's like, what? It's ridiculous. Twist and turns and ridiculousness and drama. And it's fun though. It's really fun. And I'm watching it in Zulu. So I also get to hear this beautiful language at the same time. And this is occurring. The acting is really good. The people are beautiful. But yeah, it's it's got a wild ride of a story. And when Niggas on Thread suggested it, I was like, why won't you leave us alone with these like you want us to watch these things and hate it and then talk about how does she get on the boat? You know what? It's a good question. It's a fantastic. I I said for maybe like an hour the other day. Like how the fuck? How does she get back on that god, damn. Oh, man, it's a good question. This show is actually pretty interesting and compelling and I it's addictive. It's so it's so ridiculous. I can't stop watching. So once that is over, I will have reads for for the internet. Okay. And I'm sure girls can't wait. Girl, I got like, episode three. I was like, this should be the season two premiere of a show. Like normally we would have done this three episodes of a 22 episode season. Five times I got halfway through. I was like, what else? What's going on? Oh my god. Now I want to look at it. I'll say check it out. Watch the first couple episodes. See if you lock in. Okay. I'm surprised how much I like it. We'll see. I'm gonna pick up Laney from school and we'll look at it. See if she's into it. But I feel like Laney will be like girl. I'm a witness next. And then for it. Yeah. She does love me. She does. Oh, okay. So I have two quick things this week. But first, I'm going to start by passing my read. Now this came in.
into the inbox from somebody who calls herself the angry cat lady. She said, "Hello, Chrisslyn Kiffiri." This is for that cat owner boyfriend from the list I let us a couple of weeks ago. - Why was I gonna say this? I literally just thought of that letter. - Well, she said, "Look, I know you two are not cat people, and so don't you all worry. "I will step into drag this man "where y'all were being too kind." - Oh, okay, go for it. - That boyfriend is absolutely filthy, disgusting, and nasty, and I question whether he has the capacity to even wipe his ass adequately. I know grief factored into his decision to get those cats, and I do want to extend some grace in that. I have no idea what his present emotional state is, and of course grief is not linear, but not getting two cats neutered to the point where they piss all over his residence is straight negligence, especially since money was not a factor. I wanted to spell the falsehood that cats are easy and take care of themselves. Do I need to take them out to use the bathroom at 3 a.m.? No, but they are animal companions who require substantial amount of care, not limited to fresh food and water, annual vet visits of vaccines, daily playtime, and most importantly, spaying and neutering so that they do not irresponsibly reproduce on the chance to face sneaky ass slip, pass you at the door, and goes out to impregnate some street cat. So not neutering the cats alone was a problem in itself, but to find out that the cats piss all over his place of residence on a regular basis, and for some odd reason it is not on this man's to do list to remediate this issue expeditiously. What do you mean you've gone nose blind to cat piss? Made this ol' factory nerve never find me. - That is insane. Aside from the fact that this is absolutely filthy, he has created two cats who nobody else will ever want to adopt. - Damn. - I have a cat who pisses outside the litter box when he's stressed and I have made several adjustments to our home to minimize that stress, including telling my kids to leave that anxious ass cat alone. Not only does cat piss absolutely wreak and it's impossible to entirely get out of the carpet, but you can't even use bleach to clean it without running the risk of dying from mustard gas. You couldn't mix bleach to a cat piss. - I did not know that either. - Do I debate whether my cat would do better in a child-free home? Absolutely, but will I ever get rid of him? No, because who the fuck wants to adopt a cat who makes sure how stink like a meth lab? Nobody. I do not trust this irresponsible man to invest the time, resources, and money into training these cats to use the litter box in the event that he ever gets them neutered. Evidence of his past, but here indicates that he does not have the wherewithal to execute the labor that is necessary. Now, I know y'all told this woman that she should break up with this stink ass man, but I would like to reiterate it again here. Listeners and friends, we have zero business entertaining a man who is comfortable sitting at home in a home that reeks of cat urine, let alone his inability to provide adequate care to the cat. This nigga seemed like the type to drown a goldfish and you have zero business going down with that shit. - She hates him. - Break up with that nose blind loser today and go get a breath of fresh air. Warmly, the angry cat lady. (laughing) - She's a lot of, no notes. - She said, "I know you are dog bitches." So, although y'all was more disgusted from like a nigga point of view, I'm a commenter that somebody with a cat. This is disgusting. (laughing) - That's me. - That's me. - It is. I didn't know you couldn't clean the piss with bleach. What? And I know that either. - Oh no, that changes the game for me. (laughing) - It's like sincerely. - 'Cause bleach is every black person favorite cleaning product. - Hello. (laughing) - And the power of fine salt, but I mean. - We stay with some chlorox in this house. Everybody got a bleach or bleach product somewhere. What you mean I can't spray that on the hardwood? What you mean they ruined the carpet so bad that you got to pick a house that don't have carpet in it 'cause you'll never get it clean. - Oh my God, no, no, no, no. - No thanks. - Shout out to you for writing in to let us know that we did not go far enough. (laughing) - Yeah. - I mean, she's right. - She is right. - I mean, I guess. - And turns it like the protection of the cat outside of just the person who read the letter. Like she hit on amazing points just in terms of their health, but even like when he lets go of these cats, 'cause it doesn't sound like he is that invested in them as animals and companions to have in the house as, you know, life is hard for him emotionally. - Yeah. - They are still living creatures that need a certain amount of care and attention and exercise and all the other things just because they're not as reliant on us as dogs might be. - Yeah. - He's not just fucking take care of them. - Right. - It's kind of the fact that your house smells like hot day. If you do give these cats up to someone else, they're gonna have a hell of a lot of training to do with these animals, right? Or they just, yeah, might not adopt at all. And that's not fair. So, yeah, I think she told her, thanks to Angry Cat Lady, you are complete. You're right, save the cats too. Indeed, you are. Thank you for writing in and sending that to us. If you have a read that you would like to pass, you can type that up and send it over to passthereatedgmail.com. Before I leave, I just wanna speak very quickly on one other thing. The light skin twins are back at it. Amanda Seals and Cheyenne Bryant. It's like, as soon as the internet is done dragging them, it's like they beg for it to come back. So, you know there's a trend right now going around on TikTok of people being like, they go sit down on a chair and they're like, Netflix when they ask me to do a documentary about like being a dog mom or whatever. So, she did one of her putting on doctoral regalia and the caption is like me when Netflix wants to do a documentary on Cheyenne Bryant and whether she's really a doctor or has a real degree. And so, she's putting on this robe and adjusting the hood and putting on the cap and all this. And it took the internet about three minutes to find this exact same get up on Amazon. And I mean the exact same get up. - That is very normal. - The exact same get up. You can see all of her honorary degrees in the background. So, it's like this isn't, this isn't proving anything. You didn't post this with a link to your dissertation. Like we, this is the same shit as always. It's just you deciding to make yourself part of the conversation. Again, it's almost like you just need people to talk about you whether it's positive or negative. You just want to be in people's mouth. And I have to, I mean and I have to assume the same thing about Amanda Seals because when the news came out about the insecure tour reunion extravaganza that they have going on. For whatever reason, she also decided to partake in this Netflix documentary thing and did a video of like, when Netflix calls to do a documentary on Tiffany. And you know, she's like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Which you know, whatever. And then she puts in the caption about how she wasn't invited. But you know, she's still part of the show and these are her feelings. Which on the one hand, you are allowed to have your feelings about being left out. I mean, cause it is Esa of the characters anyway. It's Esa, Molly, Lawrence, and Kelly. So you are the only one of like that main cast who isn't included right on the other hand. So, so yes, you're allowed to have your feelings. Uh-huh. However, you cannot convince me number one that Amanda Seales actually wanted to be a part of this or wanted to go. She very much gives like, I just want to be invited even if I'm going to say no. But the bigger issue here that I think a lot of people are skipping over or not wanting to acknowledge is that when you don't have to work with somebody you don't like, you don't do that. It has been clear since probably 2019, 2020, for sure, since the end of insecure that most of the cast did not really like Amanda Seales as a person and perhaps that feeling was mutual, I don't know. But we've known about this for years. The idea that she should just be invited anyway because she was one of the characters on the show is quite ridiculous because again, most people don't work with somebody they don't like unless they stuck between a rock and a hard place. They don't have to invite this girl on the tour. Therefore, they're not doing it. They don't like her. They don't want to be around her. Yeah. This is what happens when people don't like you. They don't invite you places you're
not included in things. Like, what are we even talking about? - I mean. - How we having a debate about whether she should be there. Like, this is whether you think she should or shouldn't, you can debate that all day long, but you think I don't understand not inviting a bitch you don't like to come tour with you. I overly understand it. This makes all the sense in the world. Like, why would you? Why would you? I was a little speechless when I caught like a corner of this because obviously people were responding to her initial post or whatever. Like, basically what are you saying? My girl, what did you think? And don't nobody care, et cetera. And then I saw a clip of her saying something like, instead of asking why Amanda Seale's not on the tour, we should ask why amends weren't made so that she could go on the tour or something like that. And I was like, make amends for what? Like, they don't like you, you don't like them. They don't really need for you to be there for this tour to happen or be a success. Like, why would they make amends of somebody they don't like that it hasn't gotten any better if anything, the fracture or that it's gotten worse? Why would they then be like, oh, you know what the streets really need for this tour? Amanda to be there as well. So let's let's fix whatever that is and make amends. I just don't think it's necessary. Yes, I agree. And I know a lot of people are going to say, well, it's not the same as like a regular job because this is a huge cultural moment and Tiffany Dubois and all this. You can have all those feelings. Most people, if they had the option, would not choose to do anything, work related or personal related for funsies. They don't do that with people they don't like. Yeah. They are in a position to say, hey, we don't like you. Therefore, we're not going to spend time with you. I don't understand why that is so hard for other people to understand. I feel like it makes sense. And if you took, you know, whatever these other feelings are out of it, then that would be so plain like. Especially because like the reasons that they don't like each other aren't even secret. Yeah, it's been out for years. It's been public back and forth that lots of posts bow. She don't like this person and this person. And so it's like, it really shouldn't come as a shock or be confusing or even debatable. It really shouldn't. Because we know damn in her every, at least, public chapters of them. Right. And that takes me back to why would Amanda Seals even open the door to this discourse in the first place. And that's why I said, it is the light skin Bobzie twins at it again. I'm not diagnosing even one of them holds. I don't know them holds, but there are some people in this world who don't care what you're saying as long as you're talking about them. They don't care if it's good or bad. They don't care if you're dragging them. They don't care if they trending for all the wrong reasons for weeks or months. Some people do not care as long as their names are in your mouth. And I do believe that Amanda and Cheyenne are both that type of person. 'Cause again. - I definitely believe that about Cheyenne. - We have stopped talking about you. And it's not even this isn't something, you know, a lot of times Amanda trends for her opinions on like political matters or the war and you know, stuff that actually matters. Right, stuff that matters. This. - Yeah. - This. - Yeah, this is pretty funny. - Right, so it's like you, okay girl. I guess you just wanted, maybe you just wanted to see your name on that little trend in tab again. Maybe you weren't getting enough hate comments. You weren't getting enough people being rude and dismissive to you or minimizing your feelings or all that. And you just wanted another wave of all that bullshit. But I just think that you just tapped something that I find interesting as well, which is you, maybe you wanted at least to be considered even if you were gonna say you didn't wanna go. - Yes, and I don't like people like that. I'm not inviting you just for the hell of it. If I know that you don't like me and I don't like you, why would I invite you just so you can say no? Why would I do that? That is so important. - If I don't care that you say no, we don't like each other. - Right. - So why would I go out of my time or way? - To hate. - To just give you an obligatory invitation. - Right. And she didn't play Miley girl. Like, we can do the tour without Tiffany. Hi, Keith, Easter could go around by herself talking about. - I was a peer. - I was legitimately saying that exact same thing. It could have been Esa, maybe Jack. - It really could. It really could. And it would have been, if I could have been Esa and Princess, Esa's the only one who's non-negotiable. - So. - Right. - Right. - I think everybody just gotta take a step back and rejoin reality. And let's just all be so fucking for real right now. - And let's honest, I also thought this, this is no shade to the character of Tiffany, but in terms of like an insecure tour and people, you know, like fans getting the fan thing, it's a whole lot of characters from that fucking show. People would probably want to see in tour. - Oh yeah, oh, absolutely. And who won't be there? Who was Lawrence's messy little friend? - Messy little friend. - I can't imagine. The light can do. Chad Amal. The blood. - Nathan, Andrew, Condola. I wanna see all of them hosts. - Patrick Samson. What's Patrick Samson's character name again? - Nathan. Nathan. - Oh yeah, yeah, it was Nathan. - The nigga that played Daniel. I mean, I love the show. You could bring all of this layout. And I would be into it, but, you know, Tiffany Dubois. - I would like to see that too. If it wasn't a reality that we were living in, but we know what we know, you not being involved just makes sense. - Right, it does. I didn't blink twice when they announced who I was gonna be on that tour and didn't see on that, because why would I see your name? - I didn't even think about it until she said she wasn't. - You don't like that lady. You have gone on podcasts talking about how you felt like ESA didn't protect you and ESA this and the vibe was weird and she was, how could I be a mean girl on a set that's not even my set, which actually very easily. It's very easy to have a sweet little food and piss off other people, girl. What do you mean? That's so easy to do. - It's really easy. It's really, really easy. - So like, we know that y'all don't fuck with each other. I'm not inviting you just so your ego can feel soothed and you can say, oh, well, no, no, thank you. I mean, even if I thought you were gonna say yes, I'm not inviting you if I don't want you there. You are not wanted around. That's why you're not there. - Yeah, I thought the little Netflix documentary bit was like, okay, a little joke, response to things. - I think so too. - That's cute. But then as it got into a deeper discussion, I was like, I mean, what is the problem here? Y'all don't like each other. - Right. - It don't even sound like you were dying to be on this tour. You're saying like, this is what the fans want to see if we're doing it for the fans. I'm like, I don't think most fans are kind of like, I think they're gonna go to these events and be like, oh, it just wasn't the same. - Yeah. - With all due respect. - Right. Right. If it was just the video and it wasn't heard like in the comments and encouraging certain stuff and liking certain comments and things like that, then I think it probably would not have grown the way it has, but it just feels very passive-aggressive. Like you joined this conversation, you did this trend and then you're like, no, it's fine. It's fine that I'm not part of the insecure tour. No, it's fine. It's fine. But then you in the comments making it clear that it's actually not fine. And it's like, but you're not friends with them. I feel like how are we still stuck on this? You don't like them. If they would invited you, you would have said no anyway. - So yeah, let's not have Tiffany Du Bois on bad and bullshit. - Or worse. She might have said yes. - Oh God, and then everybody's right. And then everybody's irritated. The vibe on stage is stank because everybody got unsolved. Bullshit from years ago that's never been worked through and probably never will be worked through. And the audience is gagging and on TikTok live because all they care about is mess. Like, girl, no, the answer is no. I don't want to share a stage with you. And I don't have to. - I don't have to. - I'm inviting the people I like. That's Molly Kelly, Lawrence, Prentice. She's like, I have a list of people that I still fuck with from the show. And it do seem to be everybody but you. And this seems to be something that happens to a man to seal frequently. So. - You would think is damn there everybody but you, but in reality, Amanda is like the one that openly speaks about this stuff. Like that's a lot of people cast producers or whatever who can't stand each other in different production. But you might not hear about it outside of that because people will be trying to protect their jobs, their publicity, their relationships, whatever, whatever. But then you have situations like the situation with Amanda.
and producers insecure and East's people where we have you where, you know, you hop on the ground or the TikTok and then you start sharing. Of course, that then becomes an issue where it seems like they can't stand you. But it's like, when you make it a story, it's going to seem that way because everybody else really being like, you know who I can't stand. -Right. -Dro, or what I mean, he is the brother of Kiki Palmer's baby dad. -He was the first name that came to me. -Right, right. -Right. But yes, that's it. -No, that's valid. And I do appreciate the fact that Amanda Seals will speak up about stuff. I just also think you have to take the consequences. The people who don't speak up because they want to keep working. You see how that's the consequence? They swallow the bullshit so that they can keep working or so that people don't pick sides so that people don't decide. They really like you or really hate this other person based off of a narrative that when nobody really knows what the full truth is or whatever else, you see how people would like to just avoid the mess and keep working so they don't say stuff. Now, you have the choice to say what you want to say and I'm not mad at you saying it. But I think if ESA really didn't fuck with Natasha Rothwell, for example, then Natasha would not be part of the tour. I think if she, if she did not, if she had a disdain for these people, the way she seems to have a disdain for you, a mutual disdain for you, then I don't think they would be part of it. And I don't think it's crazy to say, you know, it is possible that the things I've said and done over the past several years about this show and the people involved with this show are their reason why they don't want me to be a part of this. I think that's actually very, very obvious. So, but good luck to you in whatever it is you continue to do you and your life scan twang on come up with some more shenanigans to stay buzzing and just make sure that the people never quite forget who you are that we always remember you're right around the corner just waiting to make it about you. I do have to say Amanda, Amanda hits it on the head every now and then a lot of times she will say something about so many things. I wouldn't listen to shy and Bryant talk about the weather. I was like she couldn't tell me who her favorite Steven universe character is. Oh, yeah. I don't believe. Well, yeah, no, I don't necessarily think they're the same. I think what is very similar about them is this seemingly an inability to let it go. It's almost like y'all really want it. You want people to be talking about you good or bad like you. It seems like y'all just really, really want to be part of whatever conversations are happening online. And so you continue to insert yourself deliberately in that way. That's why I call I'm calling them the light skin twins. But yeah, no, Amanda is, I think Amanda is leagues smarter than shy and Bryant. Amanda would have at least got real robes. You know, she would have bought. She wouldn't look at the color for the girl. Yeah, for the PhD that she claimed to have. And then she would have bought a robes that somebody sold online or whatever who graduated 20 years ago. She would have. I think Amanda would have been a lot smarter about it. Cheyenne is just a bird. You didn't try like Etsy or like some sort of random graduations. Amazon shine. You think Niggas. You know, straight to shot. They said 84 dollars. It will be at your house in two days. And you too can lie like you have a PhD. Okay, girl. We all know you did not earn a PhD. Show us the video from your graduation. Oh, we actually don't because AI, you can do anything now. Just leave it alone. Oh, yeah, please don't do it. We know you don't have one. We know you know. Yeah, we know. Just let it go. Just let it go. You weird, weird woman. And that is it for me. That will wrap up this week's episode of the read. Check us out on social media at this is the read. I want to thank India Sean for being my guest this week on Crystal's couch. You can check that out at Crystal's couch. All episodes streaming now. Thank you so much. India for coming through and go check out her new project. It's so beautiful. Go see her on tour. She sounds amazing. A genuine artist who is so, so talented. She really, really is. Yes, any other news or I feel like I'm missing something, but I don't know what could possibly be. We'll remember. Furious thoughts. It's not new. Is my podcast. You can go check that out on all your pod platforms as well as YouTube. Thank you to the iconic Sean Ross for joining the pod this week. My word, eGag to set lots and lots of hot takes. Can't wait for y'all to share that. Also check me out on patreon.com/kfure. We have another movie night coming up towards the end of the month. We've got playlist. We've got additional clips and fuckery. And Los Angeles. We live 305 live is back for the first time since before COVID. So, right. Jesus. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, time is an illusion. Isn't it? It's I was saying the same thing is happening ever since COVID. It feels like time and space have done this weird reset in my spirit. Yeah, where I I it's nothing's real anymore. Nothing is really anymore. It's all simulation that we can't keep up. Yeah. But yes, the real five live August night here in Los Angeles. You can get tickets over on pause. You can find the link in my Instagram bio and things nature. It's going to be a wedding day and do a lot of time. Can't wait to see you there. And the read is on peacock. What? Yeah, the show we did is on peacock. Oh, I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. So go if that's your thing, you can jot out to I just got done looking it. Anyway, anyway, world cup stuff. I got way to into the world cup job way. I wish I did it. I was baby, when I tell you clocked the fuck in for the world cup, I was way to into it. I felt like I was the only one. They have a finals party in my building. Oh, it's really as security and stuff was like, are you going to come? It's going to be great. You know, I was like day of life. Let's go and even play in the final. Oh, yeah, no, I think my whole building was just rooting for not Argentina. The people do not fuck with Argentina. I said, well, I'm a dumbass American. I got to look this up. Only jerseys I saw in the city were Mexico and then Spain. Oh, yeah. In fact, that nigga at in West Hollywood, who I threatened to kill was with a group of people who were all in Spain. So they got to win there. Oh, yeah. I mean, and they they won the the scooty footy ball, but wow, it took so long for anything to happen. Anyway, um, soccer is one of those things. It is. But I'm from the Caribbean. They love it. I grew up watching soccer and just not caring like most sports. I mean, I could see why you would put your kids in it because let them just run the fuck around for two hours and they pass out. Yeah. Yeah. My nephew was the same one. And I'm like, no, I can't. It's his homework. Recreation. Oh, that little boy was so good. A good boy. Yeah. Yeah. All right, y'all. Well, take care of yourselves and each other. We'll see you next week.
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