The Creepiest DMs Ever Sent

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Today we're gonna go find the creepiest DMs of all time. Okay, a lot of these DMs were probably sent by people who are Dressed like I am right now. I know what I look like. Don't worry about it. Let's move on show me how those tits fart Hi, I know it's been two years, but this message keeps me up at night. What does it mean? I don't think tits fart. They do a lot of stuff, but they don't fart. Sometimes you see some tits and you're like they could use it fart I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Let me bust on them thighs I'm an amputee. Oh, no now it's getting crazy now Then it says let me bust on them stumps, which is fucked up, which you shouldn't say, but I do have a question What's with the uh also weird spot? It's a very specific part of the leg. No one's like let me hit this thigh It's like I'm just gonna like you know what I'm saying? I don't want to get too graphic. Yeah, that's a tough one You gotta appreciate the the doubling down though. He's like well if you don't have the thighs I'll take the next best thing. Let's grab a coffee. Ha ha I'm not up for meeting in person, but thanks. No problem fatty Yeah, let's fucked up dude. That is so fucked up fatty though is very funny and then here we go Sorry, your fragile ego is shattered. I didn't even say anything rude, which is 100% true But obviously we know that we live in a world where dudes are just waiting to throw some insults because you won't go out Them and then they wonder why you won't go out them. I don't know. Maybe because you're a psycho that this is how you react to rejection Okay, not normal then this dude said I have no ego just a high metabolism great credit and a dick The bar is on the floor, baby a high metabolism. That's your flex. What the fuck? Who cares? I don't give a fuck about your metabolism great credit and a dick not even a great dick Just just just a dick like it could be trash, but he's like I do have one and While I'm stroking my own ego right now. I'm not even I'm not even so confident that I will put an adjective before this word I will just say that I have one. That's how you know it's bad. So what do you mean? It's a rare disease. I need to see fresh girls without dress to be alive I wanted I want to see you without a dress. Oh, I will die That's so funny. What's it called? It's not joke. Okay real disease. It's called whoa and It uh-oh a new to speedia. You can't find on Google don't search. Don't look it up. It's real though. Don't don't look it up What happens if I don't send you pics my skin turn red and I will slowly puke blood and die just send bitch? Just send fatty Jesus Christ dude. This isn't even creative. This is like the last guy mixed with like you know One of those emails that you get from someone being like I have a $10 billion and it's like show me bobs Otherwise, I will slowly puke blood and die just send bitch He was he was done with the bit at that point He was like I have a fake name for this whole disease and everything but after a certain point I have a breaking point I can't put up with this any longer Just send it bitch. Hey, is this blank from clinical psych? Yeah, who's this? My name's blank. I sit a row before you. I asked blank for your number. Oh, okay Sorry, I know this is weird, but would you maybe want to hook up sometime dude? Not how you ask that at all Ask for like a coffee. You got to like dress this up a little bit. Sorry, dude. I don't have casual sex. I'll wear a tux Problem solved dude. You don't have casual sex. I'll dress up. You know, it's crazy like we're laughing in here But like these are real You know what I mean like dudes are saying this like it's kind of crazy. Oh my god. This is Xbox chat. Be careful here Be careful. Are you a girl? Yeah, can I be your foot lick and slave big no for me My feet are so ticklish if anyone put their tongue on these things. They're getting kicked in the teeth Like definitely horse kick and somebody who tries to lick these toes. I don't want my toes touched It's just I'm just mad ticklish. You know what I mean? Licked slavery You know like two things that I don't want. You know, I don't want any slavery and I don't want any foot licking So when you combine those two together, it's not really a good time for all Joey here. Hey, you're really beautiful Oh, thanks. Do you have a boyfriend? I do. Yeah, can I be your boyfriend? That's not how that works. No, thanks. Ha ha ha. You stupid bitch. You really thought I was serious Keep dreaming and then sent a picture of what looks like my body if I swallow Greg's body Oh, I'm glad that we Photoshopped a pants on this picture. So we didn't have to look at this guy's penis There's a common denominator here. You're seeing the pattern. You know dudes are like oh, I would like to take you out You're such a beautiful woman like, oh, I'm okay. It's like you're a fat Slah look at my penis now Psychotic behavior man. Hey, you look really good for your age. What does your asshole smell like by the way? You don't get to ask a question like that with a by the way like Like by the way is kind of like a like a drive-by thing like I'm just checking on this last little bit of information You asking what someone's asshole smells like yeah, yeah, that that deserves its own like the question mark should be right there There should be no by the way also if I had to give it a guess. I'd say poop What if I choked you gave you net kisses and a lot of attention would you be a good little sub? She goes I'm a lesbian and he goes oh my bad. I'm a nice day What a wild first message to someone what if I choked you out the gate is just it's such a hot start It's like almost in reverse. It's like It almost makes more sense if you like gave you a lot of attention gave you a net kiss and then I choked you This guy's going from choking and net kisses to attention like what are we doing here? What are we doing also don't send that message? I'm a lesbian. Oh my bad have a nice day You got to know like you got to know your audience, you know, it wasn't your audience You maybe maybe send out a you know, I'm sure that went to 300 women so At least 10% of those are lesbians all right before we move forward this video We do have a sponsor today, and that is skims. All right skims. 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I'm worried about this. What kind of phone am I on what OS you have 30 seconds to send them before I Destroy it you didn't answer my question. He said I didn't need to it's been more than 30 seconds Yep, and it's getting destroyed. It's on its way. It's coming the destruction is on its way. You didn't really plan ahead For people taking up on your bullshit, did you? Yes, I just destroy it. You think I can't this guy is doubling down so much That I may believe it At this point I'd be like I'm gonna put my phone across the room just in case I'm still waiting on that look I'm gonna go get some lunch you have fun with hacking my phone just copying all your content from it first Okay, sure you done yet. I mean it can't take that long I only have like four pictures of my phone and they're all of pigeons. What the fuck? This dude tried to hack the phone of a pigeon lady could not have gotten the like a more Worse person hey sexy. Hi, you're sexy. What about my sexy? What it left went home ever since you decided to be a little bitch I know the difference between you're and you're this is fucking grinder not spelling be central Dude the gays are fucking going after each other right now. That's gay on gay crime right there You hate to see it. I'd love to take you to dinner, but I feel like I'd constantly be pissing myself. I don't know what that means But I'm excited to find out what? I love it the smallest perfect not with pee. Of course not what I mean is you'd make me come uncontrollably This is so bad Was that not a good pick-up line? Absolutely not dude. That was horrible. I love to take you out to dinner But I feel like I would just be coming the whole time. Why do you think that's a compliment? I'd be pissing myself with not pee by the way It's calm. Do you wear bra always a perfect way to start a conversation? I don't have underwear and which is pulling out. What's going on over there? Is this guy's pulling something out of his underwear? She said I don't really care. You like old men or younger guys. I'm lesbian. Can you not read? But you still a girl the bar is getting lower for this guy is no serious like anything female for me. I am straight Cool. I'm not, but I am. Okay. I get that you're a lesbian, but I'm straight. Can't you see that we're at a stalemate here? I know think about a helper in your bed with a partner. It's me. We're both lesbian bud We don't like guys only girls. Okay. I can help you guys. He just wants to help This isn't about sex. This is about me helping you guys have a good time Okay, and I don't have underwear They're so big. So I love them. I need them on my face in my mouth. I want a diaper change Please answer a diaper change. Ah, yes And I want to see you wear one so bad. I'm begging, but I know you won't Damn, he's in there the reverse psychology. I would love to see you in a diaper But you probably won't wear it Right, you're joking right not really, but whatever by I guess why do you want to see me in a diaper? It's a fair question because I love diapers and I feel like your butt will look good But why is this matter? You're not gonna do it just a waste of time the reverse psychology is strong This is like the Yoda of diaper changing. My ass doesn't need a diaper. It already looks good Can I see? I love that he's settled. I love that they were working on it This this honestly feels like there is a diaper in our future though You know what I mean? She's like listen my ass is already fire. I don't need the diaper one day I think he's gonna get her to wipe up. You could make me poop toast for breakfast, and I'd eat it That's an ultimate compliment there Not something you should say to a stranger. I can't stress that enough all of these things You shouldn't say to a stranger. Hey, would you be open to getting some dinner and watching a movie with me? Hi, sorry. Who is this? I don't have a large majority of my old contacts at the well. Sorry. I'm blank You were in line in front of me at blank in Laguna and you smiled at me I overheard you giving your number to the employee and I remembered it I have a great memory and I thought you were really beautiful So I wanted to ask you out you have got to be absolutely shitting me right now Dude, see this is what scares me out in the world. Like I think that this guy thinks this is like a romantic gesture Where it's like well, I eavesdropped and I remembered your phone number and I texted you Unsolicitedly and I'm asking you out and you have no idea who I am or that I was listening or looking at you my guy quit It's over. Okay. This is horrific. Don't do this to people. My God. That is terrifying There are 7.5 billion people and he is only one person. Yeah, but one person means so much. Okay. Can I please have a pick of your sexy ass? I don't care if you're crying or not What would that possibly mean? Oh, this was a guy like trying to console a girl who was like crying over someone else another guy And he's like listen. There's other fish in the sea. Can I see your sexy ass? I can be your shoulder to cry on. Are you gonna show me your sexy ass or no? I don't care if you're crying or not. What does crying have to do with you showing me your ass? You can cry and still take picks of your sexy ass. This is like the same guy from before With the I've lesbian and I'm straight. You're crying big deals show me the butt. I mean, it's scary out there I know that a lot of women you know specifically have a lot of messages from dudes like this Where it's very hot out the gate or it's like pretend nice and it's like I'd love to take you to dinner It's like I have a boyfriend. It's like well, you're a fat whore and it's like this is this is what people are dealing with out there on the internet It's it's unbelievable. I really hope that you know, we get it together as a as a as a people my guys Figure it out. Okay, because this is not the way to go about it. It is what it is It's creepy DMs. All right. Those are the best ones we found so far. Maybe in a couple months We'll find some more and if you have any leave those in the comments below and we'll check those out as well All right, so don't forget to subscribe and we'll see you guys next time