The Craziest Stories Of People Catching Their Exes Cheating!

fall never arrives all at once first the air then the light and slowly the things you love begin to find each other a jacket meets a dress a hoodie slips beneath a blazer an old cap finds a new scarf because you don't simply step into the season you create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall find fall your way at ross welcome back ladies and gentlemen today we're going to get into the nitty-gritty of relationships here or relationships that i've ended nastily a lot of people wrote on reddit about how they caught their ex cheating and we're gonna find out because we love drama let's go she literally texted me the whole story about how she fell for the new guy at work and had sex at his place after a work happy hour she thought she was texting her best friend not the best way to find out how do you make the mistake of accidentally texting your boyfriend when you're trying to text your best friend also one could argue that your boyfriend should be your best friend and that's where this whole thing went wrong to begin with and then it obviously progressed when you uh had sex with some guy at work after a work happy hour classic actually you know what this is probably the best way to find out because you got all the details you definitely got more details than you probably needed uh because you know talking about yeah i fell in love with this guy he railed me like a rhino or whatever it's not what you want to read you know you could just be like all right just tell me you're cheating on me i don't need to know that like you know i don't need you to compare him to a fucking exotic animal and shit you know what i mean literally walked in on her with another guy's hog in her mouth oh that's so bad dude worst part is she started immediately crying and saying i'm sorry but still had the penis in her mouth fuck that i don't believe that at all all right like give me a break bro crying and saying i'm sorry but still still having the penis in your mouth feels like that doesn't feel like you're sorry too like you easily could pull back out of that and uh just say it like a regular person you don't need to keep going this that's that might be like the worst part about this entire thing if you're gonna apologize at least don't have a penis in your mouth that should be like the baseline of a sorry you know like just don't have the dick still in your mouth wait until afterwards i guess my boyfriend is covered in tattoos like full body tats all over a bunch of random things words pictures whatever one day i noticed a small tattoo i had never seen before in his upper thigh it was small and i could barely read it but i could just sense it was something new that i hadn't seen before i asked him if i can get a closer look and he was being dismissive and started walking away saying it's an old tattoo don't worry about it i finally made him show me and it was the name melissa with a heart around it finally got him to admit that he's been having an affair with a girl named melissa for the past nine months and he got her name tatted because she wanted him to that's how dumb he is you know this is probably weird to say and i'm not saying that you should be good at it but this is you're really bad at cheating if this is like you're getting a tattoo of another woman's name on your leg are you insane also how small is this tattoo that you can't even see it's like you're getting a tattoo of another woman's name i can't see that it says melissa with a heart around it like who the fuck did this tattoo an aunt if my partner had a fucking tattoo on their leg with someone's name and it with a heart around it i would fucking see that shit from across the apartment you couldn't see it like hey you mind if i get a closer look would you pull out a microscope this relationship's over found out while my dad was dying in the hospital apparently she told all of our friends that she had met someone else and was just waiting for my dad to die so she could finally break up with me her friends felt so bad that they told me yeah i want to break up with him but he's a fucking dad he's hanging on by a string and i just need him to go so then i can pile on to the hurt this woman is fucking evil man i think if you want to get out of a relationship cool you know do your thing it is unfortunate that if that lines up with like a death in the family or someone's really sick on their deathbed dying and it's a very hard time but you're still feeling like i need to get the fuck out of this relationship i sympathize with that um telling your friends though like i'm just waiting for his fucking dad to finally break up with me and i'm like i'm just waiting for him to finally die is fucked up dude so much so that your friends went behind your back we're like we gotta let this kid know because this is evil shit going on he's very he's broken up about his dad his dad's halfway in the ground already and now this girl's halfway in somebody else like what are we doing here i'm one of those girls who ended up dating the closet of gay dude who wasn't ready to come out of the closet yet i call it the last puss i did have a date for like a couple months and stuff and then i ran into her like a year or a year and a half later and she was dating girls and i was like damn what did i what did i do she's married with kids now so it flipped back so i think it really was me anyway while we were dating he made a new friend named dan and they immediately became very close and hang out all the time classic dan it's a gay name you know it to the point i was getting jealous because it was cutting into our time and when we had plans just us he would always invite dan he even started referring to him as as a sexy dan tell you this right now i don't think any straight dude is like yeah this is my boy sexy dan with the big fat hog and the jingling balls you know like we don't have nicknames for each other like that he even started referring to him as sexy dan which i didn't find weird at the time he said it's because all the girls are always falling for dan he's the girls fast forward a couple of months i was hanging out with my boyfriend and dan at my boyfriend's house i had a late work shift so i ended up leaving while they stayed quickly realized i forgot my purse so i ran back inside the back door was always unlocked you goddamn right it was locked in and saw dan dry humping my boyfriend and spitting in his mouth oh my god dude that's my boyfriend never looked happier oh shit i forgot my purse and he's just getting ridden and spit inside that's a sight to see for sure i mean yo shout out to your boyfriend and dan i mean i'm sure they're very happy it says anyway at least he's out of the closet now but it's still cheating yeah it is it is for sure um difficult time in this guy's life not in dan's life dan seemed to be a sexy dan was having the time of his life it sounds like that's just what it is god those little freaks out 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found myself alone with his grandma for a minute and asked her if jake brought different girls around the house and she said yes she sees him sneak them in and bring them downstairs she said it with full clarity those demented clouds parted and she had the truth waiting for her right there like a ray of sunshine when he got back i told him what she said and he broke down crying and told me he thinks it's he's a sex addict classic classic classic why is that the excuse guys always go with when they get caught it's honestly fucked up that you thought this was like the perfect cover-up because you're like oh i can just bring them and like my grandma you know half the time she's in fucking la la land so she'd be like oh what's with all those girls here last night like my grandma what an idiot right not me i love you also dude not for nothing my grandma had dementia very delicate time in those people's lives for you to be throwing this into the situation is so fucked up like to be like oh now you know like introducing all these new people and you know making them think that they're like nope you're wrong you're not you're crazy grandma remember dementia like it's so fucked up to do that my girlfriend called me in a panic saying she had to go to the emergency room because she thought she broke her arm she told me not to worry she was with her parents and they were taking her and that she would keep me updated i went to the supermarket a few hours later and ran into her mom i said oh my god is lisa okay she hasn't updated me about her arm her mom had no idea what she was talking about and she was like idea. what i was talking about that's when i knew she was getting porked out by another porked out he was in a supermarket maybe that's why he's like pork he porked her down the fuck if you're going to use this as an excuse of being like i'm going to the emergency room i think i broke my arm and you're gonna go get nailed by another guy you have to show back up with a broken arm or your arm in a cast like what is the plan there you know what i mean like why would you say that like now you're faking a broken arm in a sling or something for months what are we thinking here classic found a pair of fake eyelashes in our bed and strands of long hair hope she had fun with his whack-ass skinny cock hope you had fun with that pencil dick he's your problem now bitch honestly we were sitting on the couch one day and i jokingly said would you ever cheat on me and he nonchalantly told me he has what it was so calm and straightforward that i almost couldn't be mad at him i asked if he was lying and he showed me the text exchanges with girls who is this guy who is this psychopath that's so just like beat you to it 10 steps ahead of you already did it can you imagine that like wait are you joking he's like no for real look i'm doing it right now it's fucking crazy dude like is this dude injected with a cia truth serum or something like is there other questions i would have asked some crazy shit yeah that's a crazy one pulled his boxers off one day and his peen was leaking and had bumps legit caught an std from cheating and thought i wouldn't notice his oozing red bumps men are legit idiots the proof is in the pudding yep that's disgusting um the proof is in the oozing red bumps i think that's the saying that everyone says also like dude you know if your dick is oozing red bumps like maybe don't like try to like be like oh wait hold on or just like you know you got to start confessing like let's be honest here she's like whoa what's going on with your penis is like well i cheated on you i got an std that's what the last guy would do he'd just be like you know i'm not yeah what do you mean i got an std i've been fucking around and not being safe at all now i have an std what the hell is the complaint funny enough we caught each other cheating we were both on dates with the people we were cheating with and ended up at the same ice skating rink a few towns over ha ha ha what the fuck around christmas time you're doing this you guys are going on dates it's like oh i can't hang out i'm going to my fantasy draft and she's like yeah me too gotta go and shopping and then you guys end up at the skating rink awkward we legit just skated and pretended we didn't know each other and then talked about it the next day we're still together too what you're still together i mean these people are meant to be then i guess clearly you're on the same wavelength you know like i think it's time to go on an ice skating date you know and cheat like that and then you get there and you're like we don't want to mess up our cheating dates so let's just pretend like we don't know each other then you get home and you're like that was crazy i love you i don't know what's going on here but that's that's an interesting one to say the least god bless you both oh well there you have it folks those are some interesting ways people uh have been caught cheating on you guys i don't know what's going on here but that's that's an interesting one to say the least god bless you both oh well there you have it folks those are some interesting ways people uh have been caught cheating on reddit some of them i i just i don't even know how i would react to something like that but that's what we have folks and uh we appreciate the people putting their trauma on the internet because as always we wouldn't have a uh a video without them so thank you so much and uh we'll see you guys next time don't forget to subscribe fall never arrives all at once first the air then the light and slowly the things you love begin to find each other a jacket meets a dress a hoodie slips beneath a blazer an old cap finds a new scarf because you don't simply step into the season you create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall find fall your way at ross