The CRAZIEST Reveal In Financial Audit History

- To watch episodes of financial audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. - For the last five years, you have not showered so that this man will not touch you. - Well, if it keeps him off of me, I really don't care. - She told me, she was pregnant, it was mine. She swears it was mine. Didn't tell me up until the week the kid was born, that she had cheated on me. We just found out about two weeks ago, the kid's not mine. - And you said that I'm your biggest regret. - Yeah, because I never got that (bleep) DNA test, which I should have apparently gotten years ago. - Dollar-wise referral games are officially live. I want budgeting the spread like wildfire across the country, so I'm launching the dollar-wise referral games with huge rewards. On up to $1,500 in rewards, get a chance to win a trip to Austin, and if you're the tap-referred, take home the $10,000 grand prize. - Are you a dollar-wise customer? - Get in the game. - Not a customer is not too late. Get 56% off for life. - Click the link in the description below and let the games begin. - I want you to be on the next episode of Financial Outlet right here in Austin, Texas. If you think you have interesting finances with an interesting personality, or a story, or a life, or a relationship, I will personally pay you to take time off of work, fly you down to Austin, get you personal transportation, a hotel, food, and we'll have a great time hanging out. Go to katelapamber.com/apply or click that link in the description below. - Hi, I'm Mariah, I'm 24. - I'm Nick, I'm 28 years old, I'm away from Denver, Colorado. - And this is Financial Outlet. - I'm just gonna give a little insight into this room for the audience, 'cause you're not here, and unfortunately, we do not film this in 4D or 5D. They are the stinkiest people I've ever filmed with. Why do you guys smell like this? Like, actually, every breath I take is miserable. We forgot to bring the odorant on the plate. - I don't think you would smell like this without the odorant a few hours after a shower though. - Yeah. - She didn't shower this morning. - Well, you should probably shower. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Why are we not showering? - I couldn't shower. - I couldn't shower. - You couldn't shower, incapable of showering. - Yes, I washed my hair yesterday. I can't wash it twice in a row. - Put your hair in a bonnet thing or whatever it's called. And wash your body. - You should think it in that, this is a comment with her. - This is a comment. - Yeah. - It's a comment. - Yeah. - Very comment. - Do you guys remember? - She just goes weeks without showering. (thunder rumbling) - And if the smell is any indication of it, we are in for a real treat. - I'm not a woman. So I'm gonna look at the two women in this office. That is normal or not? Okay, big, not normal. - No. - Okay, I mean, because Regina's they think after like a day or two sometimes, how the fuck are you dealing with that? - I just turn my senses off as much as I can to it. - It's impossible, it's, oh, you laugh. You laugh. - Oh yeah. - You laugh, I suffer. You laugh, I suffer. Thanks for your laughs. Is, oh my goodness. I mean, dude, I don't know. Okay, well, what do you do for a living? Obviously it's not in an office 'cause no one would put up with this. - No, I run a restaurant, Mexican restaurant. - Yeah. - How do you, how do people, you run? Wait, what's your position? - General manager. So like the store is mine. And the owner of the store or whatever sits in a room with you and gives you this authority. - Yes. - I wish you guys could smell this. - Man, okay, what are you making this position? - 74,000 a year. - How many people do you manage? That's a great income, well done. - 32. - Really? And they put up with this. - Yeah. - What the fuck is happening? This makes no sense. - Does imagine going to India. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - And that's it? (laughing) Okay, what does that come down to monthly? What a net. - 3400. - Okay, 3400. Listen, now you guys marry? - No. - Okay, it was an interesting common law. - Well, sure. - Like we've lived together long enough that some days we consider ourselves married and what do you mean? I mean, do you consider yourselves married or not? I mean, it's kind of like, well, she doesn't. - I do, but she doesn't. - She's coping in the corner. (laughing) - A little bit, yeah. - Okay, I mean, that is hilarious. - What's our relationship? - I would laugh at that. - Very good. - What do you do for a living? - I'm a political officer. - I ask for a living. - Yeah. - I go door to door right now. - And you make money? - Yeah, $25 an hour. - How many hours? - I mean, we're in campus. - 45. - 45. - What are you gonna do after November? - I'm currently looking for another position. - Oh, it's temporary. - I can't even put it on me. - The episode comes out. The election's gonna be over at that point. So what if, okay. I was a butcher before this. And then unfortunately, I had to leave that position to her works. - No, he wouldn't go into work. He wanted to stay home, smoke with the play video games. So he would call out of work and he was constantly late. So he got fired. - How was the nasty one? - The one that like has an ambition and actually delivers. And then the one who isn't contributing to the smell of this place. And it looks like you shower is the one that refuses to go outside and contribute. You do have a unibrow situation. So I guess I kind of just want to look at that. And you're doing a passion volunteering with light contributing for your job currently that I can't even put an income down on. 'Cause it's not gonna last long enough. - No, yeah, I was a butcher for past five years and then I was forced to leave my last position because-- - Forced. - Yes. - Forced? - Yes, because she wanted to work more. - Who wanted to work more? - Her, she forced you. - She wanted to work more and she wanted to be able to work more because she said she couldn't stand being a stay-at-home mom. So she worked more. - Were she a stay-at-home mom or were she worth it? - She was a stay-at-home mom for the first two years of her kids' life. And then said she couldn't stand it and she was getting-- - Is that working more? Is that going from zero arms to just working? - Just going zero hours to work. - Oh, okay, well, that's finally she wants to work. Okay, who cares, she brings in good money. - Now she does, yeah, because I stepped back from work. - He stepped back from work to pay-- - How much were you making as a butcher? - $28 an hour. - I think it worked out. - I think $28 an hour come out too yearly. - Like $50, $20. - I think it worked out then mathematically, no. - I mean, yeah, now. - But how long-- - She's complaining to me that she doesn't want to work anymore. - You don't want to work anymore. - I want to take a step back from work. - I just said he didn't want to work. - So no, so what I want to do is take a step back from the stress and I need him to step up and help me. 'Cause I'm supporting the entire house and I'm coming home and playing housewife while he plays video games. So I need him to do something. - What do you-- - Boy, he's camp is he. - Yeah, but he hasn't been paid. - Hasn't been paid 20th and the 5th of every month. - So it just started this path. - You just start, what a f**k loser. - When did you get out of this meat job, the end of July, the end of July, I left that job. - You weren't making it sound like she, like you said, well, now it's paid off. Buddy, that was a month. It paid off in a month. - Yeah. - So what the f**k you talking about? You made it sound like she'd ramped up for two years, paid off in a month. - Well, it was. - It was. - So I ended up having to leave that position after the constant having to call out a work and stuff like that, because she would be coming home late from work. Or she would be-- - Or she doesn't have a month of those kids. - What, how many? - There's one kid. - Okay, how old's the kid? - He's fine. - Five, very good. Okay. Why is the kid not in daycare or something? Like you guys make okay money, you can make daycare work. You both can work full-time jobs. You can go play with fresh normal beef during the day, then go back to her rot and roast beef. - And night. - Yeah, no, we just couldn't afford it at the time. So we were having her sister watch the kid. Occasionally, she lived with us. She moved with us. So her sister would help us watch the kid. And then-- - Cool. Why not daycare so you can both work? I don't give a f**k about your sister. Sounds like that's not working. - She was for daycare. - Cool, congratulations. Why not daycare is still my question. - I don't want to send my son to daycare. So when he got old enough for school, I went back to work my 60 hours a week. - Did he even need a daycare as five, is he? - No, and I want to go to school. - He's an elementary school. Job, loser. I got a job, kind of, for like a two-month gig. Yeah, I'd go get a car and a new job. - I've been working on it. And I've been working on it. - Has he been working on it? - A hundred plus jobs a month. - Exactly. Tell me about it. - So he calls out of work this last butcher job that he had. He wanted to call out of work to stay home and play video games with all of his discord friends. - He would stay home and smoke a week. - Yeah. - Okay. - So the one time that he had to call out of work because of me, it happened once I got off an hour late. So it wasn't like an everyday thing, like he's making a sound. - What are you talking about? You weren't, you weren't. - No. - You weren't being a sacrificial hero, dad, that saved the day you were going home, and so how much was this month a week? - Oh, like an ounce a week, maybe more. (somber music) - Is that a lot? - Yeah. - I don't know. - We-- - That's a fuck. - Oh, every part of that in the back just gave, like aggressive thumbs up and head nod. What is wrong with you? You're a father, you're supposed to be working, you're supposed to hang it out with your boys on discord and playing games, yes, it's fun. But you got to step up and be a man, be a father, be a partner. - I quit smoking weed two months ago. - Two months ago? - Yeah, I haven't smoked any weed for. Actually, it was probably about three months ago now. - Okay. - It's September. - So is everything better then? - No. - It doesn't sound like it, I would suggest not. Now, I don't want you to say congratulations. Maybe you don't puff at all. - No. - Yeah, no. - Do you believe you said? - I, not really, no. - Why? - Because he's still staying home. So instead of, he ran out of his little pamphlets for whatever he's doing. So instead of doing Instacart or DoorDash like he said he was going to, he just stays at home. Even while the kids in school. - So the kids in school, and he says, "Gaming?" - Yeah. - So I go to work for 12 to 16 hours, seven days a week. And he stays at home. - How does this make you feel? - It's frustrating, and it really upsets me. - Yeah, how does this affect y'all's dynamic? You guys talk about this, do you confront him about this? - No, I don't confront him about this. - Why? - I've tried, and then it all, it's never his fault. It's always my fault. - So what happens? You go ahead and you try, what happens? - So I try and confront him, and then-- - What do you say, what do you do? - I ask him, when is he going to get a job? What is he doing to help the house? He needs to either help be a house wife and clean the house, make the dinner, or get a job and support the house. - Fair, reasonable. - Yeah, and then he constantly goes back. I had a job, you made me quit because you wanted to work more. So it's always shifting the blame back. - So the kids in school now, it doesn't matter anymore. - What kind of excuse, bullshit is that? Why are you such a pathetic worm when she talks to you? Why do you throw everything back on her? - So we just found out about two weeks ago, the kids not mine. So why should I step up? - I try to laugh at that. - Yeah, and it's-- - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - We've been together eight years. - Eight years. - And the kids five. - Yeah. - Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. - How did you just find out five years later? What do you mean you found out? - So she decided she wanted to break up with me. I got pissed off when-- - July. - In July, July 17th-ish. And yeah. - 'Cause you were a pathetic loser, supposedly. - So far. - So good life. - Got pissed off and I bought a paternity test and ended up taking it and-- - What prompted you to do that? I've been broken up with this before. I didn't immediately. - Oh, so do DNA. So, let's bring it back a little bit. When the kid was first-- When we first found out she was pregnant, she had broken up with me almost immediately. - After she found out pregnancy. - Before she found out she was pregnant, she found out she was pregnant and then came back to me like two months later, it's like, I'm pregnant. - Well, if I do the math-- - It's yours. - It might not be yours. - Yeah. So she told me she was pregnant, it was mine. So I felt bad. I had already like emotionally and physically invested myself in this. - Yes. - And then yeah, the week the kid's gone-- - I just closed it on the week before birth. - I told him when we first had our first conversation, I came back to him and I said there's a chance that it's not yours, but I'm pretty sure the timing adds up and it's your kid. And then he was the one that wanted to come back into my life. But none of this would have happened if he didn't cheat on me two separate times before that. - What is financial? This is a financial. What is financial audit? Why does everyone cheat? Okay, why'd you leave that? I think critical piece of information out. - Which critical piece? - Yeah, cheat it on her first. - I cheated. - Not that it's so good to cheat back. - When we had gotten together, I had, it was around December after we got together. I had decided to do some (beep) with some friends. - When you guys got back together. - So she was already pregnant? - No, no, no, no. So this is like before we had a previous break up. - Yeah. - Yes, great. - I had decided to do some (beep) with some friends and me and this girl, we ended up hooking up. I literally apologized not even eight hours later. I picked her up from work. I apologized and was like, "Hey, I slept with so-and-so." And then two months later, the second time I cheated, an ex had hit me up and wanted to talk to me so we went and talked. - Why? - Why would you go, oh, you got to shut up. - No, no, it was literally just a kiss. Just literally like a peck on the lips and I come home and tell her. - Did she kiss you? - Or did you sit there and allow a kiss to happen to you? - I allowed the kiss to happen to you. - Yes, 'cause you can, you can, you can, you can also, oh, you can do a lot of things. Besides. - Yeah, no. So yeah, I allowed the kiss to happen. - So not the kiss to happen. - You all kissed. - Yeah, I pulled away and went home and told her, why would, okay, I don't know, I mean, I don't get what the ex is to talk when I'm with someone. - No. - Why are you doing that, you shit freak? - Message me, she saw the message and she's like, no, I think you should go. I think you should go and talk to her. - Why did you say that? - 'Cause she said that. - No. - That's why. - He hid the messages on his phone. - No, I did not hide anything. I told her. - And then he ended up telling me a week after my birthday that he kissed his ex girlfriend who he was still in love with. - I told you the day it happened. - And then you held that grudge against me for six months. - Kind of fair. - Just because you said, oops, I kissed the bitch. Oops, I kissed the bitch. - The day you did it, it doesn't all of a sudden excuse it. I'm a little, I'm not understanding that logic there. - No, I, I, I, I, I, tell someone I talk to the cops the day I did it, I'm okay. - No, but I still feel like it was right for her to know and to apologize to her for it. - Of course. - It doesn't mean, okay, or that she wouldn't be hurt. - Yeah, no, I know. And I expect her to be hurt. - And then why are you holding it against her that she's not holding it against me? - You just did, you said she was holding a grudge. - She was holding the grudge against me. - Yes. - And how is that unfair? - So what had happened is she held that grudge against me for six months and then decided to go for her coworker. - Okay. - And then break up with me like a week later. - Back then I was a nursing assistant for an older person retirement home. One of the other male nurses. - The top 10 best rebounders in NBA history. - Yeah, he was like 300 pounds. It was, he was disgusting, but. - And he actually paid attention to me. - How could I pay attention to you? - Oh my. - You were at work 24/7. - He would actually talk to me. Nick would try to avoid any actual emotional conversation with me. So then I found her in my coworker. - I thought you said she was holding a grudge. You were avoiding having any conversation with her? - Oh no, I was trying to. She just wouldn't pay any attention to me when I was trying to get her that attention. - No. - This is what he does. He shifts the blame back onto me so that it's all my fault. - And you did do that earlier on something that is 100% of your fault. So I kind of believe her in that. - I mean, okay. That's fine, but. - No, okay. - Why does that mean we cheat? Usually we break up. - Yeah, which we did after I cheated on him. I was eight and a half. - After you cheated on him. - Yeah, I got revenge. - So you got railed in the nursing home by a fat dude. - Yeah. - And I was fat, he's, we gotta get some love out there. - So it's okay. Don't hate in the nursing home? - No, at his apartment. - I was calling her during that happening. - You should have answered. I love that part. - That, no. - That should, no. - No, Nick is a cryer. - He cries. - Good. - He breaks down. - Yeah, I can tell. - But I slept with my coworker and then the day after. - Raw? - No. - Condom. - Yeah. The day after I get back is when I kick Nick out of the house and I hook up with my sister's coworker, raw. - What is, what are you, what are you doing? How do you even get that person? - My sister worked at a bar and her coworker came over to the house one night. I met him and then I went back to his house. - And you were like, let me ride you, okay. - Yeah. - And you took his load? - Yeah. - She's allergic to condoms, latex. So. - Oh yeah, latex. I don't believe that she actually used a condom in the past. - There's other condoms, dude. And also birth control exists and also so does plan B. You weren't worried about it? - No, I didn't think anything of it. - How does this keep happening on the show? How are people taking raw loads or dumping raw loads? And then they don't think anything's gonna happen. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? - I just didn't think about it because we were together for three years prior and nothing ever happened. So I was like, - Were you dumping raw loads? - No, absolutely. - Okay, maybe you're broken. - No, maybe. - No, we have to go to bed. - Kid. - We have to go to bed. - What is wrong with both of you? Both of you have black on your teeth. So it's not a baby thing for you. Both of you have it. - Yeah. - What are you guys doing? - I have to get dental work done. - No shit, what's wrong with you guys, though? 'Cause both of you have it. - Yeah, so it's the dark soda, it's the coffee. And I just don't know where to go. - I do both of those. She hasn't brushed the teeth. - I maybe have a little. - Months. - That's. - Except for like one time and I made her brush her teeth like last week. - So the reason that all this happens is because he would try and pressure me into sex and if I turn him down, it becomes a huge fight and a crying in the corner begging on the knees. So if I avoid showering and personal hygiene, he won't initiate and we have no fight. - That's your actual strategy? - Yeah, and it works. He won't initiate anything. We don't fight and he avoids me. - Yeah. - I've never heard anything like that on this show. I mean, that's an extreme level of honesty, of disgusting nature. - It works. - Yeah, it's absolutely disgusting. even deal with it. Like, hold that was her strategy. Do you not hear that? Wait, you want to avoid this man having sex with you so much you actively do not shower just to confirm the person you are with. How long have you been doing this and avoiding having sex with him? For the past five years. Oh, that's how long have you guys been together? We've been together for seven. What happened? The cheating and then I gave birth to our son. Why did you get back with him? He's psychotic. So he will stalk me. He logs into every Instagram, every social media account, sits outside of my apartment, will follow me to and from work. That's insane, bro. It's easier. I wasn't the first time. I mean, this most recent time I kind of was that way because it was at my house. Well, it was when. So when you guys got back together. So a few months ago, I asked for a separation because I'm done. Okay, okay, okay. We'll get into that. We'll get into that at some point. I need to go down the process. I do not like you laughing. You find your disgusting individual and you're laughing. It's like, what is wrong with you? And also your teeth again are black. I don't understand. I do dark soda and coffee. I have a coffee stain, but I'd not have black. I don't have tartar. Oh, the hers are the worst. Yes. It's both bad, but you have it. I don't understand it. What is with financial audit? Guessing bad teeth. So I've never had been able to get my teeth on because I've lived on my own since I was 13. Do the emergency room will pull them and then you can just not pay. Laughing. I don't know. That's an actual advice. That's real. What are you talking about? What are you laughing about? You're so weird, dude. It's nervous laughter. Shut the fuck off. Okay. So you took the raw load and then you got pregnant. Yeah. And for two years, you guys were having raw loads. Yeah. Why did you even suggest to him that I'm like, could be his kid? Because he took the fuck off. Yeah. So I slept with him a few days before I slept with the actual father of my child. Yeah, but you guys weren't getting pregnant for two years and then you slept with the dude. And also, why was that guy thinking? Like, I don't really understand. Okay. Did you tell the other guy? No. I haven't told the other guy because he offered to push me down a flight of stairs when I told him I was pregnant. So you did tell him? No, I didn't. Or I did tell him that I found out. Yeah. He asked if it was his. I said, I don't. 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I went back to talk to him about everything when he went back to him. We've been together for five years. I don't know. I just keep getting back with him. No, I think you were just afraid of having the kid on your own. Probably. Yeah. I was scared of you. Why did you get back together with her? I'm just in love with her. If I'm being honest, I genuinely love her more than anything. So I would give anything to be with her. Why do you love her? Honestly, anymore. I'm not even sure. That's a great answer. Let's do it. I don't think she loves you so much. Cheats so much. Oh, yeah. She cheated. What? Two months ago? She was cheating on some with some dude on your shower before the Marvel rivals. Yeah. Yeah. But not for him. No, not for him. What the fuck is this? I appreciate the honesty. It's actually kind of blowing my mind right now. What the fuck? Okay. So five years. Okay. So I need to confirm you have the kid. Now, for the last five years, you have not showered so that this man will not touch you. Why? Why did that start when you guys got back together? I need to know what's going on in your brain. Because after that, he cheated on me with his coworker and said that I was his biggest regret in life. I mean, when you guys got back together, what this woman or anything, what do you do? He was messaging her. They were sending pictures back and forth. She was emotionally attached to this one. Yeah. Me and her had just we had been flirting at work. So it's almost 100%. But it was depending. It realized, hey, we have feelings for each other. So we both immediately, like basically told each other, we need to stop talking. He realized after he said that I was his biggest regret in life. When did he say that? Who did he say that to? To this girl that I was supposedly cheating. How do you find out? I found out because I went through their messages because I had a suspicion, something was going on. I went through his phone, found the messages, and him telling her that I was his biggest regret in life. After we spent the last six years of our lives together. So I didn't say she was my biggest regret. I said one of my biggest regrets was not ever actually getting that paternity test, because I had been doubting it for the last five years. Why didn't you? I don't know. I wanted it to be my kid. I'll have ever wanted was a family, like to be able to raise a kid and have a wife. So I don't even know. I've ever wanted a life. Yeah. To have a wife and get a wife, dude. I mean. Okay, so how quickly after you guys got to get there, did you cheat? The next few months. It's always a few months and then why would you get back with her? The moment she had what you thought was your kid. Okay, so immediately after that, you were done. Yeah, I was done. Why do you say with him for four and a half years then? Because he goes on these psychotic bursts. I can't leave. Huh? You can't leave because he goes on psychotic burst. So he will stalk me. He will. Okay, tell me about it in detail. I need to know what's going on. So I tried to leave him and he would continue to stalk me any guy or anybody that I would talk to. He would send them pictures of me and mine in his messages, whatever it was to scare off this guy. He would follow me to and from my house to work. He would log into all my social media accounts and text anybody that I was texting. He would go through mine and my siblings group chats, anything and everything. So no matter how far I would try to run, he was always right there pushing everyone else away. No, it wasn't. So it was just easier to stay calm. No, I wasn't. So there were times when I was logged into her accounts, but most of the time it was, hey, can you bring me this to work? Hey, I'm really hungry at work. Can you bring me this to work? So it wasn't even me stalking into her account to ask for something. No, I would log into her accounts to try and figure out what's going on in our relationship because she would be telling me she tried to break up with you. Yeah. So she'd be telling me why you log it into her accounts. She would be telling me one thing and then she would go and tell her friends or her girl. So she broke up with you. I mean, yeah, but I was trying to make the relationship work because she broke up with you. It was done. I didn't feel like it was done because she was still trying to have sex with me at night. She would ask me to have sex. You were trying to have sex. I did it once. This is confusing. If you're trying to, if you're not showering, not brushing your teeth. So he doesn't make a move on you. What are you, why is she saying you're trying to? I did it once because I was desperate and drunk and three and a half and four and a half years. You made a move on him one time. Yeah, I made a move on him once. She would make moves on me all the time. She still claims that I'm some of the best sex she's ever had. No, he is lying. She, she says I'm the only person that can make her calm or make her squirt. So that's the reason why she only wants to be with me. And that's why I keep cheating on him because he's the best I've ever had, because that makes sense. I don't get it. And that's why I was trying to mess it up. She's just cheating on you. How are you possibly still here? You are pathetic. I know I'm pathetic, but it's just like, dude, I have loved you. I've given you everything in my life that I can. Like, I've raised this for five years. But then we got back together and you wanted to open the relationship to sleep with other people, but still be together. Because you weren't having sex with me. What do you want from me? - I mean, okay, if you're taking sex off the table, I think proposing open isn't like the craziest. You can say, no, and that's okay, you agreed to open. - Yeah, so we agreed to the open. So we opened the relationship and then he immediately closed it and got jealous and said everything I was doing was cheating on him. - Because you would go out and have sex with other dudes, but it was still using some relationship. - No, because one of our rules when we had done it was, hey, never leave the other person at home wanting to have sex with you. So like, if I was to go out and have sex with someone else, it would have to be because she didn't want to have sex. But then she would sit there and go out with these other dudes and I'm like, dude, I want to have sex tonight. And then she'd be like, oh, well, too bad. And then she'd come home and complain to me, oh, he bust before he even got it in. So it was like sad, 'cause it's like, how are you gonna go sleep with these other guys and then sit there and tell me that, oh, they're terrible, but, you know, I have great dick at home, supposedly. It's confusing. It's a fucking confusing. I'm sorry, again, the smell in this room is intense. Why do you want to have sex with that? - He's got the black woman, he didn't last. So he slept with a black grandma. We opened early. - Sixty years old. - He wants to claim he's good and bad, but he slept with this old lady, maybe got a pump in and then came home. She was begging for more than next day. She was asking me to come back over. - Grandma? - Grandma. - 60 years old. I was 23, 22, something like that. I genuinely don't remember her saying. - Grandma is. - I mean, I guess they need some love. - I've always had a small thing like of wanting to experience that, so that's why I did that. - I am a freak. - You have sex with this endless yeast infection and then you stick it in all the way up. - She's constantly actually complaining about having yeast infections because she doesn't clean herself. - Oh, yeah. - As long as he doesn't touch me, then it's fine. - What am I doing, guys? What am I trying to do for Yuka? You're separated now. - I need him to step up. - And you'll get back together with him? - Yeah. - Will you sleep with him if he does? - Yes, absolutely. If he learns how to be a man and step up and fill help, he just needs to help a little bit. - So you are saying you've like withdrawn from the relationship 'cause he's been like a child over the past few years. He's just been a second child that I've been taking care of when mommy and daddy aren't around. - Have you expressed this? - Oh yeah, I have. - Then what are you doing? Why haven't you stepped up? If you could get everything you wanted. - My main issue was, for two years, after the kid was born, I was the only one working in the house I was providing everything for her. During those two years, she would constantly complain that she can't be a stay-at-home mom. She can't take it. It's too much work, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, all you have to do is keep the house clean. That's not even hard. I mean, I've proved it within the last month and a half because yeah, I wasn't working. I kept the house clean, almost spotless, most of the time. - No. - He couldn't, he couldn't afford the bills. I had to start working. He couldn't maintain the bills. So he was falling behind you. - No, but did he do stay at home, husband, well? - No. No, laundry's not done. The kitchen isn't done. I have to come home and make dinner or feed the feed. - And what are you talking about? Never once cooked dinner. Mind you. - She was so good. - Like the, I don't know. - Ever has been chicken nuggets or she's poured some things in a pan and been like, here you go. But yeah, she never cooked. - This is what I live with. - That's the main one. - How do I know how to believe? You say she asked for sex. You say you've asked once in five years. You say you're a perfect stay-at-home husband. She says you do nothing. - She manipulates everything. Constantly. - Well, she says you manipulate. And I did get you in a manipulation earlier. I mean, sometimes, yeah, I have to be in a little manipulative with her, but-- - Oh, that's crazy. What do you mean? What do you mean sometimes you have to be manipulative? What does that even mean? Who says that? - I mean, you can ask all of our friends that have seen our relationship. Her best friend doesn't even really support her anymore because she lied to her best friend for a year and a half about our relationship. Her best friend lived with us for three months and decided, oh, you're the one that's been lying this whole time. - That's a lie. My best friend, and we moved into her house. She let us rent out our house and she didn't live there half the time. But she has seen how lazy it was. - Or Nick was-- - Probably, but yeah, you're good. - She's seen how lazy it was. He wouldn't do anything. I would go to work. I'm working 80, 90-hour weeks to try and bring in extra money because I'm salaried. So if I put in these extra hours, then I can get a bonus, bring home the extra money. And then when I was at work, constantly trying to provide for the family, he would leave and cheat. Or he would emotionally cheat with somebody. - Oh, I'm sorry, man. - She didn't have each other. - I've cheated on her like-- - I haven't even cheated on her in about two years. - But-- - That is not a door of a thing to say. - Was the whole, oh, he's emotionally cheating. I never actually slept at this moment, kissed her, did anything with this woman. - Okay, and what did she do two months ago? - What did she do? - She was receiving nudes from these guys, sending them nudes. - Guys. - Oh, multiple. - Two guys, yeah. - Two different guys. One of them she fell in love with after talking to him for two weeks. - Would she shower or brush her teeth for that person? - Yeah, absolutely. - Nasty. - This guy was emotionally there for me. I get ignored. - How so? - I get ignored. - Okay, tell me. - So everything is my fault. No matter what issue I bring up, no matter, hey, we're having this kind of problem, we're having this kind of issue. We're dealing with this kind of financial issue. I talk to him about it and then he comes back and it's my fault because, oh, I'm angry. Oh, you're always at work. Oh, you don't know how to come home and relax. You're too stressed out. So anytime I'm like, hey, I need help with this. He's all, well, maybe if you step back from work, but I can't afford to step back from work when he won't step up. - I was constantly trying to step up. We only had one car. That car was my car the whole time. So up until two months ago, when I told her I'm tired of driving her ass to work and taking her to work, then-- - I'm throwing everything back on her. - Back on her is what she said you always do. So I don't throw it all back on her. It was, she wrecked my old car. So totally not old car raised our car payments by $200 a month. - Yeah, that's not good, but you're not even addressing what she says you do. She says, you do not emotionally support her. You throw everything back on her and say it's her fault. - So when I was trying to emotionally support her-- - That's a lie. I found a fake Snapchat. He was getting Snapchat's from girls at the bar to send nudes to. - Okay, okay, the cheat and I get it. But what's this, but you say he doesn't emotionally support you? - No, not even a little bit. - I attempted to for years. - How, what does that look like for? - What does emotional supporting her look like to you? - To me, it was me coming home giving her hugs, being like, hey, what do you need? Is there anything I can do for you? Hey, what's going on for you? I would come home and constantly try and give her my all and then just be stonewalled constantly. She would just be like, no, oh well. - That's a lie. - She would just-- - Well, it's not like you would get home and smoke weed. He would ask me how my day was and I'm like, oh, it was stressful. I can really do this. And then he'd go back into his room, smoke weed and play video games. - Which sounds like all you do today anyway. - Well, I would have to shut down. - She would yell at me and she would constantly just yell at me and she would yell at her kid. She would call the kid. - She would call the kid a piece of shit because he was trying to give her attention after work. - What? - Yeah. - What is wrong with you? - I'm outbursts. - Why? - Because it was all me, constantly. It was me working. It was me cleaning the house. It was me taking care of the kid. While he sat there and cheated on me, bought video games for his friends and smoked weed. - And I'm sorry. I mean, you definitely shouldn't be doing that. But if you are avoiding all responsibility at home, you probably would be broken. - Yeah, I started avoiding responsibility because I got tired of the way she treated me. - Yeah, would you have a kid? - Well, not really, but you thought you did. - Yeah, I thought I had a kid and-- - But you weren't doing anything else. - Did you have the kid you thought you had? - I mean, the kid, so I was trying to stay at home more so that I didn't see him treat poorly. - So you just go smoke and play video games, make that make sense. - I wouldn't smoke and go play video games. I would just run away from the problems. - You smoked the most insane amount we've ever heard. - Thousands of dollars in months. That's how much he would spend. - What's the last time you f*ck something that wasn't him? Be honest, don't f*ck with me. I'll find out. - I want to say was last year, I haven't f*cked anybody knew. - Did you know about that? - No. She told me the last time she had sex with someone else was two years ago. - What happened last year? - Last year I hooked up with one of my old friends with benefits. - And he didn't know? - No. - This is my first time hearing about this. - And you don't give a f*ck. - I just, I don't even know what to f*ck say right now 'cause it's like the last time I heard of her having sex with someone was three years ago because her best friend snitched on her. - Raw? - No. Not raw. There was protection. - Give me your phone. Dare I touch this nasty f*ck thing. - Oh. - Can I have a wipe please? - No, I'm serious. She's so f*cking gross. - Who is sticking it in this? - Whoa. - Did you not realize that that is disgusting, that vagina? - I get it, but you're, well, I guess we need to. here with other people, man, okay, okay, so he needs to step up and get his shit together. That's the point. Yeah, that's the point. And if not what? Then I'm done, and I can't keep doing this. And that's kind of fair, how's your job going today? It's going all right, it's stressful, but it brings in money, so I don't like my job. Any issues at work, I should be aware of? No, not at all. Okay, he has 18 HR complaints, but 18 HR complaints, yes. Well, that would be a issue. One of them is her sexually harassing a coworker, or an employee, I guess, that worked for him, grabbing their ass. They've all been dropped. You're grabbing other employees' asses? No. It's a rush past him in the dish pit. He's lying. I brushed past him in the dish pit. I'm lying, but there's an HR report. HR went through the video footage, didn't find any plausible cause, so they dropped it. How was it 18, though? Because I call people names, really dumb, retard, lack of brain cells. You probably can't do that in workwise. I mean, it depends what your boss says, because if the boss says it's okay, then I'm okay with it. And I also don't give a f*** if you want to f*** someone, I don't really give a shit is. The consensual adults can do whatever consensual adults want to do. But if you're grabbing their ass without their consent, then yeah, there's a f*** issue. I mean, yeah, I never did that. HR seen the video, I brushed past him, my ass hit his ass, and that's when he complained about it. There's video footage. Well, you're f***ing nasty ass touching mine, I'd also do a complaint. Yeah. Just give me your coat. No, it's just. So she broke up with you, kind of separated two weeks ago and you freaked the f*** out? Hit me out of left field because we had been going on dates that week. I had been doing a lot more for her. I had been, because I had realized, hey, I've been f***ing up. So I started showing up more and I started trying my best. Communities. And then dudes in the inbox. Yeah. Well, I'll post you. Well, I'll post you to your breaking point a couple weeks ago. He told his best friend's dad that he was never going to marry me. He would never actually commit to me. Why would I marry her if I can't even trust her to stay loyal or even take a shower? The fact that he said that I was his biggest regret and he would never marry me, I was done. Like what more do I have to do about that? Why would I ever even try and marry you if you can't stay loyal and if you treated who I thought was our kid? If you treated him like s***. You're lying. You constantly, my friends on Discord would constantly complain to me because. They would yell at our child and call him names on a daily basis. You would call him a piece of s***, leave me the f*** alone, you're so f***ing stupid. Like there were recordings for the longest time of you doing that. You were never there to help me, not once. I was emotionally shut down because you just constantly cheated. That's not an excuse for you not to not be there and then you never took any promotion at work to do better for yourself because when I had my promotions coming up, you were constantly. No. I have to work more now. And I was trying to figure out how the scheduling was going to work for our kid. For what I thought was our kid. No. You want to make me seem like this bad guy. When in reality, it's always been you. You try and switch the blame over to me constantly. Constantly it's my fault. I'm angry. It's always at work so then you go off and cheat. And then I ask for your support and your help. Getting shit's crazy. I mean, you're talking to this right now and you talk about him all the time. That's my sister that you were on. Is this your sister? Yeah, that's my sister. You're talking about him all the time with your sister. Yeah. The sister lesbian looks like a dude. Yeah. Yeah, she is a lesbian. She's a lesbian. No, she's a lesbian. But you're never there for me. It's kind of hard to be there for you when you lied to me about cheating on me with your coworker and then tell me the week before the kid's born and then I have to step up to being a dad immediately while also trying to process this emotional. And you said that I'm your biggest regret? Yeah, because I never got that DNA test, which I should have apparently gotten used to ago. Then how is that my fault? I had regretted that. You didn't even read all of the messages. Yeah. No, you're a liar. I read through all of them and I sent them to myself. She regretted that her son had cancer and you regretted me. I regretted. And then you guys loved each other. No. No, we liked each other. There it is. One week ago. One week ago sending full on pussy to this man. One week ago. She's not going to stop. That's pussy. Yeah. That is pussy. I can smell it from here. Yikes. This is one week ago is my first boyfriend. Oh, but I was like, I was supposed to see a week ago. Yeah. No, why are you sending him pussy from a week ago? Because he's there for me. Nick isn't. Nick is not there for me. Two weeks ago. Oh, you should see the videos over slapping herself for these guys. That was months ago. And no, it was. Okay. Well, this is two weeks ago. That was months ago. Yeah, Mark. There you go. That's today's very exciting. Guys, you've known me since the beginning. And the fact is, I just love building products that help people. And we're continuing to do that with the Caleb Hammer Financial Services. Listen, now you got personal loans that you can get the best rates on forever. You want to use it for whether it's consolidation after you change your behavior or you need a purchase. Something that gets a good return on investment. And now we got credit building as well. You can shop for the best credit builders that are either free or low cost to you and build that credit. We got debt forgiveness and debt consolidation as well. 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The thing you need to do is head to gamer subs dot gg slash Caleb or click the link in the description below. Yeah. That was dude, that's happening right now. Yeah. I've told her to quit talking to him. If she wanted something so you don't do shit. I do shit. Dude. I've constantly been helping out. If she's sending this shit to the these sexy poses, oh, there's not even panties on of those images, like this is what's happening right now, right now. She breaded with another man, made a kid with him. Yeah. It's not even your kid. And she's talking to these people right now sending them everything. Oh, like literally everything. Well my thing is, why would I step up now if it's not my kid? It's not my kid. I'm just kidding. I genuinely am only there because I love her. And I feel bad walking out of the kid's life. I've been the only person he knows as a father for five years. Like I don't know what to do with someone like that, buddy. Like what the fuck do I do with a guy that is literally getting cheated on right now in the middle of me? We're still separated. We are still separated. Not sure, but that happened in that exact moment. Okay. Have you some of these last couple weeks? No. Why? You're sending that pussy? I haven't had time too. I've constantly working to be able to keep the lights on in the house. This is crazy. To keep the lights on, but she bought a new tattoo. She's complaining about not having the bills paid. She spends money on new tattoos. She spends money on doordash this that month ago. And I actually. That tattoo was literally a month ago. We could check your Instagram and see you get a list of so many men in here. Half of them I don't even know how to respond to. She's an attention order. Yes. And many of them are not just two weeks ago, so yes, you were cheating. Like before. Yeah. You were snapping them even right before calling it off with him. Yeah. Let's be honest. I have been, but he's not there for me. He won't. It's impossible to be there for you when you need the attention of 12 different guys. And then he keeps telling me how he regrets me in his life. So why. I mean, kind of. Why would I put effort in that? Probably both. What is he bringing to the table? There's the thing. You're a whore. Yeah. You're a whore. You cheat on him constantly. You're a horrible person. You are. In your pathetic cook, you will not step up to provide for a household. You're a loser who games all day and smokes whole day. Both of you suck. In your own horrible, pathetic way. Absolutely pathetic. And I shouldn't just listen to my mom and just. Left her forever. Yes! But guess what? Would you be able to survive on your own anyway? You're a fucking wood. I wrote a bit better. Bob has still making $28 an hour, being able to provide for myself, not having to pay for her and this kid that's not even fine. Also, guess what? In the green room when talking, he's really putting down that you guys are still together. You're the one saying no. No. He thinks you're still together? Yes. Because we're still sleeping together almost every night. He's almost two to three times a day so you don't say you don't. We sleep in the same bedroom, yes. We had sex literally four times in the past week, but supposedly no. No, no. Why don't you listen to anything? Okay. Is making out sex? A kiss here and there is our sex. That's considered sex now. It's taking a dollar and a sex, like. Yeah. Dude, that's just a joke. That's just a thing. That's nasty. I like, you know. No. What? No. No. No, he's. I do it to keep the peace. So I. What would happen if you don't? So how can you say you're broken up if you're. That's so confusing. You can crank up with somebody and still f*ck them. You cannot be with somebody and still f*ck them. You don't have to be in a relationship to have sex with somebody. First of all, and him sleeping in the same room and me sleeping with him keeps the peace in the house. If not, it's just constant fighting and bickering and going back and forth. And then he runs to his mom's house and his mom gets in his head and tells him all this sh*t. And then he'll come back home treating me like sh*t, telling me how horrible I am. Which yeah, I can be pretty horrible to him, but he regrets me. He wouldn't marry me. And then he constantly never supports. That's his house. So what am I doing? I'm supporting a man-child. I'm supporting this entire man-child's life. What would I need to do for you to arrive this man today? What would I need to do? Nothing. Nothing? I wouldn't do it. Why? Because I don't. I don't like sleeping around that much anymore. So sending nudes is a lot easier than sleeping around. Yes, I could take a note, but. My dog's just gonna work. Okay, so this is DNA test. Yeah. Obviously push your breaking point so you got it. Yeah. What was your reaction? It broke my f*ck part. Like, maybe you're raised that kid. Maybe you're raised that kid. I've loved that kid for five years. Like, I genuinely thought he was my kid. And like. Was the guy you took a load from white? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Hey. Okay. It's just like. I love that f*cking kid. And now I'm at this point of like. Go stay with your mom. If you go to your mom's place all the time, just leave go. I don't. I don't. She has to lie to myself over this. And she has to lie to myself over this. Temporarily, get yourself on your feet, stop being a pothead, gaming loser, cock. I haven't even smoked a f*cking month. You hate. You hate your mom? Yeah, he hates his mom. She's racist. She hates everything around her. Probably hates having a f*ck. So my mom currently is taking care of my grandma with Alzheimer's. And that really pisses me off because. No, because the way I see my mom treat my grandmother is very. Just not very good. She said you should report it. But the thing is, I mean, if she's racist, she probably did a like heaven. What she thought was a Mexican grandchild, huh? Yeah, no. She hated it. Oh, yeah. I got called names constantly. She's probably very happy now. Oh, she called it. She is. And she isn't. Because she found out about the kid not being mine. So she's. Yeah. A load off her back. Well, it is, but she also loves that kid. Like, you know. You say. Sorry, mom. You know, you take care of him. You keep calling him. Just go away. She called me. She would call me a dirty. Like a. She said that my family are nothing but trash Mexicans. Wow. Okay. Yeah. To your face? Uh, no. Behind my back to him. Oh, yeah. Oh, to him. And he would just take a. Oh, I'll call him. In a hurry. Yeah, you're. You suck. Both of you are seriously horrible. Yes. Why are you together? I have no idea. Go be with someone else. Bring someone else's life down. You guys are just like. You will never work. We're trying. I mean, we're definitely trying to work it out. He's not going to. He's a loser. Well, what the f*cking reason do I have to step up for her for? You have none. She's a horrible. She's a cheater. She's a whore. So why the f*ck would I even try to step up for her? That's right. You guys shouldn't. You're done. So that's why I always be a loser. She will always be a cheater. She's sending full on pussy. I saw in Snapchat. Right now. Yeah. Right now. I would constantly ask for that sort of stuff. That's certainly not an ugly one. It's not that it's coming off of it. Yeah. It's just pathetic because I would sit there and I would provide for her. And then she wouldn't give me anything in return. So why the f*ck would I even try? He's never provided for me. Yeah. What do you mean? Besides the eight weeks that I had to stay at home after getting birth. Yeah. What the f*cking reason? She didn't start working until almost two years after the kid was born. So why the f*ck would I have even tried to provide after two years? Well, because it was your f*ck kid. It's not? That's why it was though. So you should have been stepping up regardless. I was stepping up at the time. And then she would refuse to give me anything. So I just started saying, well f*ck it, I'm not going to give you the attention at home. And then she started working. So I stepped back from work so that she could take this assistant manager position. And then so she was working what? 50 hours a week. And she was making a quarter of what I was making. He never had to step back from work because we had a free babysitter. My sister who moved in, she was there all the time. Your sister, Gary Venge. Ugh. Well, first of all, at the time her sister was a minor. So that's just disgusting. Okay. Well, oopsies. Not anymore. Not anymore. Yeah, but she's a mask lesbian and also just no you. Well, at least they shower. They, yeah, I'll give you that. At least shower. Yeah. You got, you got. Maybe she was saying racial slurs to you because you stink. He did flirt with my other sister. Oh. What was that? Were you trying to get her sister came over trying to get revenge by. Sister? No, my sister. How old was that one? She's 22 now. She was 20. Yeah, she was 20. My sister called me because she got in a fight with her ex boyfriend. And he answered my phone call from my sister went and picked her up. They were sitting there flirting on the couch. They were bantering. You know, the playful fight for flirting. And then my sister called me the next day saying how uncomfortable she was. And she was never coming back to my house. I mean, come on. That's a great just dude. I was shit face drunk. And she's come back since I apologized. I felt terrible about what had happened. You guys shouldn't be together. You guys you cheat. You lie. You manipulate. You can't communicate. I haven't been able to ask like how you guys even do this in the household. But I know you don't step up and provide the income. Yeah. Who does run the money? I do. I had to take all the money for up until October of last year. Okay. I got everything. It went horrible. It was going great. He was behind on bills. No, it wasn't. So he would ask me. How did he disagree on that? Because she wasn't doing anything with the finances. The only thing she was paying for at that time was the car payment and using her money to help out with groceries. No. I would help him cover the mortgage. He would ask me, hey, mortgage is 1,400. I need that money sent to me. So I would send him that money. And then a few weeks later, I'm checking in, making sure he paid the bills. And he's like, oh, I'm still like $300 short. I don't know who's lying. And who's right, guys. I mean, you dispute everything. Yeah. It's really just pathetic because she is constantly lied to the point where she has no friends. She has nobody outside of me and her sisters. No, I'll let you because you lied to them all. Because she lied to them all. No, because I'm constantly at the store. I'm constantly working and when I'm not working, I'm at home trying to take care of two children. How many hours a week do you work? About 80. I'm at work all the time. She's on salary. Yeah, I only get paid. I only get paid for the 45 hours. But I can earn monthly bonuses of up to $2,000. So I'm there 80 hours a week trying to earn the extra bonuses. She hasn't got my bonus. I appreciate the grind. No, but I can appreciate the grind. I can't. I mean, she's trying to mark her way back. Work her way up. Make the money. But dudes is playing video games. I mean, maybe if you go work 40 hours, she wouldn't feel like she needs to chase the bonus. She's working 40, 45 hours. Well, now the kids in school, so you don't need to worry about that part. That was your excuse. I know it was. So go work it. No! At a job they're less than a month. I'm trying to find a job. It's impossible right now. I've applied to every single place that's hiring butchers. I'm applying for the railroad. What beyond looking at every? Well, I have been. I've been looking for every different type of career. That's how I got into the whole political canvassing. I'm trying to find a job that I can make enough money to support the whole family. But it's very difficult right now because my experience is all with butchering and stuff like that. But all these jobs I've applied for. Am I looking for a job? No, I don't think so. Show me. Show me your applying. Show me my applying? You. How old are your emails? How has it been three months and he still hasn't found anything besides walking around a people's house? Like, he should be able to get McDonald's. I mean, I bet your resume's a joke. What? I'm not applying for like McDonald's and stuff like that. Why? But why? Because I don't need to be able to make an income that can provide for the family. I mean, where's more than $0? You're gonna be making $0 in a month. Yes. He worked McDonald's, put the fries in the bag. It's probably like 17 months an hour there. There's all the applications on my email. I have a decent resume. I've gone over multiple times. Yes, he is. I mean, you guys are nasty. Who has black shit on their teeth? Oh, here's his terrible. So, yours is horrible, too. Yeah, I wasn't able to brush this morning. I forgot. Yet that, from not brushing one morning, no, I know, is I genuinely try and brush once a day at least. Once a day? Yeah. At least. Sometimes I've brought, I am so confused, guys. So it's very hard for me to remember. You guys now have a routine where just brushing is just automatic. You don't try to brush. Yeah, this is right before bed. And like I, I do it right after that. It limits me. So what are you talking about? That girl has ADHD, she goes to his psychiatrist and therapist for it. Guess what? She's never missed a-- I had to give up on that. No, no, even before that. She's never missed brushing her teeth, dude. This isn't a complex ADHD. Shut the f--- up. Are you diagnosed? Yeah, I've been diagnosed since I was six. I was on-- Brush your teeth. Extreme amounts of meds until I was about 16 to the point where it caused me into a very bad depressive episode. Don't, maybe you should brush your teeth then. I'm surprised he hasn't used that in his case. Okay, you're getting role recommendations. Nothing of saying applying. Okay, hey, we got one on Monday. That's a recommendation. 'Cause there's no way that-- No, he's not applying to very many jobs today. So you are a liar. I've caught you in a second. Fine, I was starting to trust her more than you. No, I've been applying to jobs. Child Recommendation, update, wants to connect. No, you're not applying it. Dude, this is not enough. This isn't even close. The main job I'm kind of thinking about right now. You're getting more updates from Obama. I'm LinkedIn than you are on job applications. Oh, this is your formal president Barack Obama. And I just want to tell you I know how to beatbox with a little bit of-- I'm trying to get a job with the railroad right now because at least at the railroad, I'd be able to make 100,000 here. The bag. At least until you get the job at the railroad. Until you figure out something because I can't keep paying your bills and my bills. Agreed. Especially-- In her payment for you being a-- 'cause she should go ride dick. That's ours. Apparently, guys, that's all she's ever-- Done. Well, and you won't ever stand up in like face consequences for us. So yeah, I have stood up against her and-- Ah-ha! And you're still there! Well, yeah, it's my house. I was the one that bought it. Kick it the fuck out! I feel fucked up doing that. 'Cause I still-- We don't even know what the fucking thing is. We don't even know what the fucking thing is. Okay, but it is his from the sounds of us. It's zero. That's two. 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Then you can do McDonald's, which we looked it up, it's 18 to 21 dollars an hour, starting wage there. You're basically at that, what you do in McDonald's, where we live is saying about 16 to 8. Perfect. That is more than you are going to make it one month. I'm making 25 right now. Not a month from now when the election's done. It's September. The election's done in November. It's two months. Two months. That gives me two months to find another job. Beginning for another year, it's been September, month and a half. That gives me two months that I've been playing for my jobs and none of them are McDonald's. I'm not going to apply for McDonald's. What? Because it doesn't pay enough. Yes, it does. It's 25 right now. It does, it's 25 right now. For a month and a half and then you're a zero. I don't understand this at all. So you're not doing shit. She says you don't do shit. She doesn't play games all day. That's what she says. And also here's the reality. She says, okay, listen, you shouldn't be with her because she's the cheating horror. Yes, I should. But you said you are. So, okay, how do we do it? She said you're one way of doing it is stepping up. You're not. Would him be going and working on McDonald's step up? Yeah. And there you go. That accomplishes everything you're looking for. But he just wants to smoke with that's it. Yes. I literally haven't smoked. We didn't know. I do not believe. He doesn't believe that. That sucks. She cannot believe that. We all do. We'll do a truck test. We'll do a truck test in the past. I will gladly do. We will do it in the post. We'll call the mom as well. We'll do all of it. For you. I have four plans. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. Those are his. Those are paying for. Paying for us. Through what? What's the chase? Through my bank. So my bank offers paying for. And I would use that. And the pressure will tell. What is it? Your hair or your urine will test that. And we'll do it. We'll have Mark do a sniff test. You're pussy. See if you can like stay conscious. That shit's a rating down here. I can smell it. I'm like blown it away. Just to survive this episode. Three weeks, you take shit. You take poops. You take poops in your don't shower. For three weeks. That is disgusting. Yeah. That is insane. That is actually crazy. No, I only shit like once a month. Generally. She only eats cheese and drinks, Dr. Pepper. That's her diet. I'm still fat. Yeah. I forget to eat. And I'm not fat. Yeah, you are. Have you looked in the mirror? I'm fat. Yes. Yes. I acknowledge I'm fat. I love you. I'm not fat. No, you're fat. No. I'm a little chubby, but I'm not. Stand on the scope. Okay. Bring a skill out. Well, you know he's already doing it. This is Caleb's springer after all. No, you're fat. I saw your nudes. You're fat. No, I'm not. I saw your nudes. You're fat. It's simply extra skin. That's all it is. Because I had a baby. Yeah. You did. Doesn't mean you're not fat. It's okay. You said look in the mirror. And you know what I did? Yes. I said I'm fat because I'm fat. But I'm not fat. That's what men do. No. We just accept that we're fat. Fat. Because of our choices. Fat is being obese. What? Yes. Fat is obese. No, there's fat in obese. No. Okay, go step. I mean, I'm getting the thing. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're not obese. You looked bigger sitting down for what it's worth. Yeah. How big? At around 147. At 5. I'm taller, yeah? Uh, 5, 2. She's wearing heels. Yeah. And she weighed what? Oh, it's on 40s. It's on 40s. Okay. What did you say? It's working. It's working. It's doing math. BMI takes time. Mark, you ready for the sniff test, buddy? That shit's gonna be wild. Can you give a sniff test? I don't know. That'd be hilarious. That's up to you. I'll let you think about it for 30 minutes. Um, I don't want to do anything that's not, you know, a lot of you sick and sexual with you. But it would be hysterical. 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It includes past due and upcoming payment. Your past due. Oh, your past due and it was like. He's past due and everything. So now I believe again that you probably were past due last fall. And yes, you are in, like I said, fat, not obese. Okay. Yeah, let's see how close to you two. - You're close to obesity, but you're not your fat. But that's okay, you're not obese. I didn't call you like disgusting and that. You're disgusting because you don't shine and brush your teeth. - Yeah. - As long as it keeps them off of me, it works. - I guess, but you're all over in this week. It makes no sense to me. Oh, someone had a good idea. We'll do that on a post show. Oh, it's gonna be nasty. Oh, fuck. I'm excited. Okay. Okay, where are you behind on everything? You fuck freak. - Because I had lost my job because of her inability to combine. - That was one time. No, I don't, I can't trust him enough to combine. - Why? - He's constantly behind on everything. - No, it was, I couldn't trust her. - Okay, but if so, I will be on his side for a second. If he has the back off work to take care of the kid during the summer, wouldn't the household income which would be now from you go towards his payments? - Yeah. - Which I-- - Well, I didn't it. - Because I'm covering all of the other bills. I'm covering his credit cards. I'm covering the extra card payments. - She's not selling this. - I don't know. - Payment to any other credit card besides our combined credit card. - Well, if you weren't making enough money, why'd you go to Shat or whatever that place is? Looks like a restaurant. Why'd you go to Wild Side? Why'd you go to Burlington? And why'd you do PlayStation Network? Like what are we doing? - Wild PlayStation Network is just random-- - Congratulations. - Congratulations. - Well done, that excuse is it? - No, it doesn't, but it's just the-- - You want about-- - It's just a fucking PlayStation. - So that excuse is it? - No, it doesn't. - So what do you want about? That was something that was done when you were not making enough money you couldn't put a payment towards this. - The video games, it all goes back to the video games and smoking-- - It doesn't go back to smoking weed. It goes back to the video games, sure, but I genuinely haven't smoked since-- - I think the last time I smoked was in-- - It's all unfolded. - It's in your past, dude, dude. And I mean, you give money to your friends, right? Isn't that what you was saying before? What do you mean you give money to my friends? - Yeah, that's what you were saying. - I know. - Occasionally would buy one of my friends a $5 game on the scene. - That's giving money to your friends. You can't even pay your own minimum to payment. Games came from me selling stuff on steam. - How much is he giving money? I don't trust him anymore. He's been caught so many times. - He won't tell me how much he's giving. He won't tell me how much he spent - I follow him. - his friends on Discord on all these video games. - Discord, your friends at Discord, do you give them, like, Nitro or something? - No. What is she talking about? - It's so, some of my friends on Discord, I have bought games for in the past. Most of it was from, like, my steam wallet or something like that. I would sell a skin encounter strike and then end up having 20 bucks. Okay, I want this $5 game. I'm gonna buy it for me in a couple of my friends so we can all play together. - That's where a lot of his money went, too. He would gamble and see us go. - A lot of my debt-- - A lot of the years ago, I got-- - What are you owe in total on this Chase Paying For? - On the Paying For? - Yes. - The Chase Paying For, I need to put a-- - The Chase Paying For only allows you a little bit of money. - Let me catch up on your minimums. What would your minimum be? To catch up on all the minimum payments. - What is your normal minimum? - If we get to, no, no, no, you're Chase Paying For. Do you, on the Paying For? - Yes, that is what we're talking about. - It depends on what the transactions were. - Now, is this a company that I'm on to catch up on? - Am I asking a complicated question? - No, everyone's saying that you are confirmed, 100%. - But you in an institution? - Yeah. - You can't even brush your teeth. Yes, you're a dumbass. - Hey, I still do it more than she does. That's the sad part. - How is that his only excuse? That does not-- I only do math once a day versus four. Like, what? This makes no sense. - Yeah. - And he expects me to trust him as finances. - So, the Paying For is right now to catch up entirely would be $412. - Well, yeah, that's the Paying For balance, but-- - That's to pay the full balance. - Tried to-- - But they are each individually about 20 bucks. So if I really wanted to just catch up on the payments, 20, 50, plus another 42 right now. - 20, 40, 50, 90, plus another 40. 130, 155, 86, one, or 240, 290. So yeah, it would be about 350 bucks to catch up on it. - Oh, you suck it, everyone, everything. - You are a pathetic waste of my space. Okay, you also have a Chase Freedom Flex. Well, at least I can see what's going on with this, without you having to do math in the back. - So, you owe $721 and 83 cents. - Yes. - You. That's just my account. - Oh. - Yes. - Yeah. - Uh-huh. - I was just saying that's, yeah, that's the one credit card that is just in my name up until this last month I got an extra credit card just so that we could afford groceries for the month because she isn't able to actually pay all the bills like she claims. - Because you can't get a job. I had a job that I was forced to leave because of you. - McDonald's bro, McDonald's bro, McDonald's bro, McDonald's bro. - McDonald's is a disgusting place. I'm not going to work at McDonald's. - Well, first of all, no, it's not. - It's a paycheck, it's the list. - Every time I've gone there, I've almost thrown up. - Black shit on teeth, telling me it was disgusting. Dude, just sticking it in that and Mark's going to do a sniff test. I already figured out a way to keep your privacy nice and secure in that. If you're down, it's going to be hilarious. I've came up in my head, we have two alternatives. Okay, it's going to be amazing. - Okay. - You stink. You're telling me that's nasty? - Yes. - A place that you can't even get food poisoning from? - Scientifically. - Yes, you can. They literally had a coli outbreak in our town. - Well, was that due to their delivery for months ago? - Yeah, that was their delivery for months. - So you're not cousin McDonald's though. - It's due to the supplier. - No, it was before the whole lettuce of coli thing. - There's always a lettuce thing. - Yeah, I was still delivering it. - Don't you dare try to talk McDonald's. McDonald's is disgusting. - You are a talking individual. - You eat that shit. - Of course I eat that shit. I tear that shit up. - Oh, dude, it smells so bad. - Chat, it's so fucking bad. 17 years to pay this off in your kid. - Well, not yours. - Well, not be in high school anymore. Can you never tell the guy? - I, no, I don't think so. - Can we call him in the potion? - Yeah, we can try. I haven't talked to him in years. - Get a little more up in here. All right, $183 is your minimum. It's $126 of interest. You're purchasing $188, yeah, he's over maxed out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - At this point. $60, payin' for us, he's maxed out on all of his credit cards. - I've maxed out on all my credit cards so that we could get food for the house because you were always spending all your money on your dash. - Hey, that's all the credit cards so I could get food for the house. - Let's find out what that food is. Oh, it's Taco Bell. Oh, it's DoorDash. Oh, it's McDonald's. - Those? - McDonald's. - Those were buying for her. She would constantly complain, oh, I want to talk about it. I want McDonald's. - $15,000 on DoorDash. - Get into the bowl, shit. - Going in a gas station, giving $3.82. - Energy Dr. Peppers. - Dr. Peppers. - Dr. Peppers, that's all she drinks is Dr. Peppers. - I mostly drink water. - Especially water. - Really are truly like, pretty, like that's insane. - 90% of the time I'm just drinking water. This is the first energy drink I've had and who knows how long, but yeah, she lives off of Dr. Pepper. Okay, don't you want to be around for your kid? - Yeah, absolutely. Dr. Pepper isn't going to kill me. - I mean, in my, if that's your entire drink, one just like you might, diabetes, even without being obese. And it's obviously it's the cane or teeth, it's the cane or body. - Yeah, it's not crazy. - It disgusts me. I tell her to drink water all the time. I'm like, you need to drink some water, you need to eat some food. She never takes care of herself. And the only reason she ever does is because I've basically forced her to. I have to force her to eat. - How does that mean? How does that look? - I never have time to eat. She has plenty of time to eat. She just sits on her phone all day. - I go to work. So I leave my house to 6 a.m. and I get back home from work around 9 to 10 p.m. It's an hour drive to get to my store. So I'm literally able to wake up, go to work, come home, sleep, wake up and go to work again. - She kind of live in like an asman oral situation. - I've never heard of that asman oral. - A genuinely bad-ish for gold. - Oh, which is Mexican. He smelled better than you do, by the way. - Yeah. - Okay, yeah, this isn't saying dude. And you have a late fee. He was late all the time. And 900 hours of interest has been apocard. Who is it? This one's joined. - Yeah, this one's joined again. - Okay. Wow, we, oh, and don't even think about getting the new phone. 1,334 hours and 31 cents with a $47 minimum repayment. Nine years to pay off from, you paid it. - Yeah. - He didn't. So when she pays it, she pays it on time. And you never know. - And I pay it. - I pay it. - You don't go all in on the other ones, you f---. I'd bolted the previous statement. You stupid piece of shit. - What a count. - No, Nick, you don't tell me, you pay it. She paid 13, she paid 300, she paid 35 cents. You didn't pay dick. - That's the past three months. But before that, I was like, "Oh, you cannot tell me you pay since." - When the two statements I had before this, were you not paying a single dick on your shit? And then the one thing that I asked her on is she is paying, and I, you. - I haven't been able to do this, because I haven't been working because of her. - Yeah, I can't trust a single thing you say. Maybe she should cheat on your ass and give all that AIDS and Herpes type of one, and that crap spread across the United States. - I wouldn't doubt it. - No, of course not, but you deserve it. I'm glad you don't have a, you can't even take care of yourself. Well, if it isn't another account of yours. - Oh, that's for our security system for the house. It had to go in my name because she has no credit. So, otherwise it would have been another account. - Well, I guess what it's in your name, what are you doing with it? Let's find out interest. And actual payment was made. Proud of you if they catch up payment. - Because you had a, - Well, let's see here. - Oh, yep, many late fees this year so far. Go for yourself, dude. - I have to pay the bills late so that I could put food on the table for some reason. - Your food was stored asian McDonald's. - No, it was buying groceries from the ad. - Thank you, one of the gay stations. - All of those spending are because she would complain that she wants to, "Oh, I just want a door dash tonight." Oh, I just want she to ask her for money. - $1790 and 31 cents with a minimum of the payment of $59 and 23 cents. - Well, if it isn't you again. - Yeah. - K-Jewlers. - What the, did you buy for $758 and 51 cents? - I bought her a necklace and a bracelet. - Is that that? - Yeah. - Yeah, it was that necklace and then I bought her a real necklace. - Why, geez, I even, geez, what is happening? - It was our anniversary. I was trying to be romantic and I decided I would buy it. - In this exact time, she was sending pussy to her first ex. - Yeah. - At this purchase date, I didn't know about that at the time. - It was such a bad genuinely. - It pisses me off. - It pisses me off. - So much that you're gonna sit right there and try to get back with her. - Yeah. - You trying to get back with her? - Or genuinely not this woman. - You can't care about her. You can love someone without a bringing down your entire life. Love someone and leave. Love someone, kick them out. That doesn't mean you destroy your entire life. You will see, ask, pathetic, bitch. $776 and 67 cents. Minimum to payment 30. What is this, guys? What is even this account? What the fuck even is this account? What am I looking at? You sent it. - That's his account. - What account? Are you getting Santiago's and Bullshit and Amazon? - I wanna say that's his checking. - I'm trying to look at it. - Yeah, that's his checking account. - That's not my checking account. - I don't have a capital one account. - Oh, this is the credit card I had to get so that we could afford to eat for the last month. - It'd be nice to, yeah, after you get to work. Just shut the fuck up. - Look, it's literally grocery store grocery store. - Shut the fuck up. - Oh, was it give it, give it, give it. Was it also, what's Santiago's? - That was her food. - Dying in out. - No, it's down in the gist of dreams. - It's the Bullshit, Amazon purchase. Shut the fuck up. - Mortgage, $99,000, must be a condo. $653,010. - It's a trailer. - It's a mobile home. - Oh, yeah, I thought you guys had something going for you. 970 hours to 61 cents. Well, you got a depreciating asset. - Yeah. - Well, the scent makes sense, I guess. - Capital one. It's a quarter of the value of the house. - The loan, I should say. - What's the car? - 20, 23. - Guess what, eight doors. - Oh, yeah. - 21,116 dollars in 71 cents. With a minimum monthly payment of $6.76.03, and you make nothing. - God can, vassar. - What's your interest? - On that, it's 13%. The only reason I bought that car is because she totaled my Subaru that had only a 3% interest rate. - I didn't want that. - And at the time, we didn't have the ability to get another car. - What'd you do about it, besides sucking another dude's dick? - No, I told him we shouldn't have got that car, and we should have got an older car. - She was begging me to get that car. - She was like, oh my God, I love it, I love it. - What do you think it's worth? - Right now, probably like 13th, 13th most. - That is correct. - That one is my car. - Finally, something of yours. - Oh, this one's terrible. - And what is this car? It's less balanced in yours. - It's a 2014 Honda Civic. - Okay, you owe $13,429.89 cents. The minimum monthly payment of $500. - $500, I make biweekly payments, so they take out of every paycheck. - They take it out of the paycheck before it ends. - Okay, check, yeah. - So the $3,400 you gave me was post car payment? - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah. - I will, that's good enough for later. All is worth $4,755, what's your interest rate? - 20. - Good, guys, you are so broken. Hey, going back to you, you pathetic cuck, you are negative $16.04 in your check-in account. All it's a four, going in the gas station, getting some bullshit, getting some bullshit. Um, overdraft to be wonderful. Why'd you get an overdraft? Because you wanted to run something on prime video. Taco Bell, smoke shop, $36 of what? - Buying vapes. - Oh good, you're still so good with your lungs. Spotify, overdraft means for Spotify, getting some bullshit. You got the glizzy. You got the f***ing glizzy at the Costco when you went to the Costco. - I was thinking that the gas and bullshit, huh? - I was working at Costco at the time, that was my lunch. - Oh, you should probably, you know, make money from them and not spend money with them. You got some bullshit, in and out got some bullshit. Stampede beverage, stampede beverage, stampede beverage. A vending machine. Stampede beverage, always an alcoholic. That's nice, good and now. Smoke shop again, work and tile. In and out, shots, discord and nightroom. Going in and getting some bullshit, getting some bullshit, kidoba, Amazon. - You also put that at negative four dollars. Tunis.com, 61 dollars, what is that? - I have no idea what that is. Genuinely speaking. - Tunis.com? - Oh, that's my son's bedtime story. So it read 10 to 10 bedtime stories. - You gamer too, 'cause PlayStation Network? - Yeah, I play video games, but I don't blow money on it. - You just did. You door dashed, 7-11. Door dashed in her Dr. Pepper, can't even buy it in bulk. Spotify, when they got some Dr. Pepper, PlayStation Network, smoke shop. You too, great, wonderful. And you're doing brush your teeth. Dutch bros, smoke shop, McDonald's Dutch bros, PlayStation PlayStation, but I don't even need to spend money on it. Netflix, bullshit, colds, Dutch bros, Dr. Pepper, cash app, smoke shop, patio, Taco Bell, PlayStation, burry, blends, Mexican, Dutch bros, cash app, popsicles, Coca-Cola, probably Dr. Pepper. Even though it's not Coca-Cola, but she got it from the Vinny machine. Poisoner us, panic-spressed door dash for $70, Santiago's, bullshit, bullshit, dominoes, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Metro Locks, PlayStation. Oh, multiple overdrafts this year so far. Who would have thought all that for that D.P. Dr. Pepper? But you are probably D.P. as well, all right? Nasty. And I do not see anything at all for retirement or savings, but we are negative and are checking the council. Who would have thought, guys, if you can figure out your shit and trust in yourself and put a man and you guys get back together, great. I will budge a base on that. If not, then download down the ways and do your own individual budgets. Well, let's budge it together. Total income. I'll put $5,000 for the house. So you're gonna go and man up, which are minimums of payments including mortgage, $1,965,087 cents. Gas or electric utilities, all that combined. How much? Uh, two, two. Three, four hundred. Is that including your lot rent as well? Lot rent, it just includes water and. Okay, so four hundred total for all that? So with lot rent and the utilities, it's about. 15. 15. 15 what? 100. Yeah. What's even the point at that point? Phone bill. We have separate phone bills, mine is a hundred. Yours? Mine is a hundred. I still have to remove her all hundred. Okay, great. I'll get you a course creative certification so you can actually get a job. People in the audience have converted them into six figure jobs consistently. Well done. I'll also get you guys on time instead of. You're overdraft checking accounts so you can get multiple hundreds of dollars when you switch with me with my links. So I'll get you all that. Okay, room for a drive drive gasoline. How much? She uses $200 a week and I use about 50. With gas prices now it's average, $400 per week. Per week. Together or individual? Individual. Just mine. Just for your card to get toward. $400 plus $200? Mine is about $50 a week. A week. Mine's only about $50 a week. It is $400 a week. Yeah. I work an hour away. I work an hour away. I work an hour away from our house. And $52 divided by 12, that's insane. $3,900 a month. Yeah. like that. Oh, I didn't do that math, right? Uh, 400. Oh, 'cause I did yours, uh, your 50 a week times 52 divided by 12. 1000 and 150 is still insane. What's your car insurance? 400 a month. It's only 200, but we, it's 400 because it's that first month of her being on it. So it's 200, 200 groceries. You should be able to do just about a thousand a month. No, it's not. It's 750 meal per meal plan. Follow that warm up shit. Shut the up. Don't tell me what it is. You don't know shit. You don't know shit. Shut up. Tp fun. Anything else to exist, especially for the kid and everything. 250 bucks. Medical healthcare. Are there copays on a monthly basis? Yeah, I cover. It's all pre-check, but it's all fun. Pre-check? I don't care then. Uh, subscriptions. I'll give 40 bucks. You have any pets? No, not anymore. Besides the crabs. Okay. And, uh, Jim, we don't have a gym. Okay. Anything else that needs to be on this budget that I've not put in? No. I'll see if we make it. I mean, it's going to be, I think a little close. Well, no, shit. No, we just shut over, I think. Oh, we're over by $2,000. So it's not even a chance. Guys, if you picture behavior all out bankruptcy, but your dad's situation actually isn't the most insane. You just need to get a job in your gas. You need to transfer something closer. Are you guys going to move the trail? No, so she transferred out to this job. Okay. Transfer back in. I told her not to take this. Shut up. Transfer back in. You can not spend that much on gas. You need to step up and get a job and make $60,000 a year. You'll just, I had a job making that. Shut up. Get back into it. Work another job and tell you to do. I'm trying to. Oh, my God. Shut up, dude. You're trying. I went there Apple. I'm with your applicants. I saw one in the last week. You saw one of. I went through LinkedIn and indeed on LinkedIn and indeed. I've been applying on the job sites. Okay. He doesn't care. Leave him. Get out of this house. Sell it and you'll be fine. Okay. You may get money. Go through bankruptcy. You'll be good. Just budget. Don't spend all your money on bullshit like you do. Go. Yourself. In the post show, we are going to call the baby daddy and tell him we are also going to do a mark sniff test on that pussy. It's going to be an interesting one. We're also going to call the mother that hates the child. Okay. Very good. Let's get the hammer financial score first. That's spending in a budget. Go for yourself zero. I mean, real estate. You don't have real estate. Every time there was nothing dead, it's zero. At least you can at least sell the trailer. So I'll give you one on real estate. So hammer financial score 0.5 out of 10. Get yours at kalehammer.com for free. Now join us in the post show by joining Hammer Elite with us over 140,000 monthly active members for a reason. Our network is incredible. We got three premium shows posted every single day, six days a week. You can join on YouTube by clicking that join button or link below or you can go off platform at hammer Elite.com or hammer Elite app. Same membership on both platforms. 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