The Craziest Racing Stories You’ve Never Heard ft ActuallyVen | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 279

- Endless summer escapes start here. Travel the worlds of Netflix IRL. Inspired by fan favorites like Stranger Things and Squid Game. Brave the upside down. Face off with the front man. Play leveled up arcade games. Shop exclusive merch. And enjoy themed food and drinks. Beat the heat. Play, eat, and shop on repeat at Netflix House at Galleria Dallas. Bring your crew and save. Get your tickets today at netflix.com/house. - If you crash will you die? Likely. But look how fast it is. - Hey, you gotta drive a Formula Force. - My fastest lap. I was telling myself, what would Eli do? How would Eli take this? - If cars jiggled a little more, maybe I'd be more of a car guy. - I have no idea how to respond to that. I gotta do this. I'm like, oh, oh, I know this song. - This podcast is just turning to us, like remembering we read on the internet. ♪ Say hi to Eli ♪ ♪ He's racial ♪ ♪ Really ambiguous ♪ ♪ And Brandon ♪ ♪ His hair is fucking fabulous ♪ ♪ And don't I ♪ ♪ A dark joke disposition ♪ ♪ And there's a fat electrician ♪ ♪ Will come to unsubscribe ♪ - Three, two, one. - Hi everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined here today by Eli Doubletap. I'm a huge asshole right now. - Vin actually. Well, actually Vin. - I was trying to- - I'm actually Vin. - I was trying to think of the actual Instagram name. - Actually Vin. - Oh, actually Vin. - It's the same everywhere. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's even better. - Just keep digging. Just keep digging. - Yeah, no, it's fine. Anyways, Brandon Herrera, he's running for Congress. I'm an asshole. - Donut, you're a little hairier today. - It happens. I shaved some. I knocked it down. I took it down to a two. - It feels better when you're sitting next to me. - Dude, I seriously wonder if we could Velcro shit, do you know? - You probably could. - It wouldn't surprise me. - Dude, the fit electrician over here. I don't, dude, I was looking at photos when you first started on Sub. Huge difference. - I think we only lost like 20 pounds. Not that much. - 20 pounds. - That's a decent bit. - We'll see. - Muscle too. Your clothes fit different, I guarantee that. - I've seen a lot more shirtless videos being posted of you by your wife. - There's been one. - That's more. - Well, that's a lot more. - That is a 100% increase. - That's actually more. - That's just more. - While I'm unclogging a drain. - I'm like, I see that fit electrician. - Why are you unclogging Hannah? - Bro. - What? - She's like, I don't know why. How come my drain, we have like the his and hers sinks. She's like, how come my sink always clogs and yours doesn't? And I was like, she has shelves. She has a shelf sitting on it with, and it's like 30 bottles of shit layer, another 30 bottles of shit that she rubs all over her face every night and then washes it down the drain. It's like, you're just, you're dumping petroleum down the drain every night. It clogs it. And like, I don't know what to tell you. Like, what do you mean? - I was just thinking like four tiers of her shit. And I'm like, over on your side, it's just a razor. Okay, I see her point. - I have a toothbrush and toothpaste. The end, deodorant. That's not getting washed down the sink. Like, it's fine. - The shower. I don't know if you have the showers that just start, like walk-in shower that starts to turn into a bathtub because the hair has now clogged it. - Yes. - You have longer hair, so it's a. - Thank you. - And then you just remove it, pull out a rat, throw it away, and then, yeah. Relationships. Women. - Can't live with them. - Can't have sex without them. - Well, the Greeks found a way. - Jesus Christ. - Hey, welcome. - Welcome to the podcast. - Thanks, guys. - Yeah, you do very politically correct, family-friendly content. How did you end up here? - Absolutely, yeah. Great question. - Eli's in his car era, that's how. - Yeah, yeah. Eli likes cars. I like cars. For most guys, that's enough for it to just click and boom, somehow we're friends. So. - So you wind up racist. - Yep. - Are you gonna have to. - What's your favorite race? - Just. - Le Mans? - Oh my God. - I'm gonna have to say Le Mans. - Oh my God. yep are you gonna have to what's your favorite race oh my god how do you get into those guys i don't know we both like cars and now i'm going to meetings different racing helmets i will say every all the guys have watched your content oh yeah one form or another because nick brought up the um i've brought the three pedals yeah yeah i think my friends sent me that clip oh really cool i guess i'm making it now it's funny shit sweet my big we got to convince you to do maybe you've done them already and i'm a huge even bigger asshole i haven't seen all your videos but i want you to do a whole series on smoky eunuch oh dude i'll i'll get to that i the f1 stuff is technical and nerdy but the smoky eunuch stuff that's just it's just redneck it's just you we are i have no idea doing illegal things i have no idea what that is this is okay well give a quick uh so not who you are really quick so people are like we're just throwing everyone in the deep end right that's fair what the fuck is going on i like cars um i make formula one content particularly about teams who cheat the um formula one is like a science fair for cars it's always evolving teams are always striving to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to build the most expensive cars and i don't even know how many of those cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many of those cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two i don't even know how many cars are going to be built in the next year or two to cheat as long as you did it by the book you did it correctly you can get away with it for a little bit now when we get to nascar when we get to smoky eunuch that is more so just oh no no this is not allowed but i'm gonna do it anyway but i'm gonna get away with it his favorite line if you're not cheating you're not trying it's never a war crime the first time exactly yeah man built an empire on that smoky eunuch was a i believe he was a bomber crew in a bomber crew in world war ii and then comes back and becomes a nascar driver smoky eunuch yeah as in like you know that kind of eunuch i mean not not that kind that's how you pronounce it right yeah yeah but yeah no dude cheated at everything he's got legendary ways of cheating some of them were against the rules blatantly some of them weren't here's just an easy example formula one ferrari found that a rule said that you can't flow more than this much fuel so they they timed the sensor to see how fast it was working and in the moments where the sensor wasn't measuring it they told the fuel pump to put just a bit more fuel in so like very nerdy very complicated very i mean i guess you got like five percent more fuel in this in the picto seconds it's not looking at it cheating but nobody would ever catch it exactly like such a such a minute thing and then you look at smoky eunuch hey we're gonna dip this car in acid and it's gonna weigh a lot less structural integrity if you crash will you die likely more but look how fast it is more in line with his what they're doing to get more fuel smoky eunuch looked at the rule book and was like it says i can only have a gas tank this big it doesn't say how big the fuel line can be so he put a two inch fuel line in his car so we have like an extra seven gallons of gas yeah they they made him drop the tank and the legend is after they took the tank off and told him he was disqualified he's like well that sucks and then drove off anyways because there's so much fuel in the line all right i already like this dude's a legend dude's a legend i want to get around to making it but i still feel like there's so much i have to learn when it comes to storytelling i'm so happy i'm getting the views and the audience i am now it's such a blessing but i can still be a much better storyteller and to do it justice that guy is insane and it will take an insane amount of effort to to do it justice i feel so i'll get around to it his basketball oh yeah he also used to because like i from my understanding i could be getting this wrong but like they used to roll up empty we'll fill your gas tank and that's how we'll know that you have the right size tank well he was like okay he put a bigger tank in but then put a basketball inside the tank inflated it to displace enough gas and then after he passed the test he'd pop the basketball and yank it out so then he had extra gas and then i believe he also the the seven eights oh yeah didn't he do that this is so it's a legend it's like oh it's not confirmed but it is if you want to read that one i have the actual whole story you're a better storyteller seven eights wait just just listen this man again just give it a second if you ain't cheating you ain't trying this 1967 chevy chevelle race car is considered by many to be smoky units magnum opus although the popular urban legend claims that the car was actually seven eighths scale version of a stock chevelle the truth is it's perhaps a little bit less wacky than that still the modifications to the car were significant smoky moved the body of the car backwards three inches for better weight distribution raised the floor smooth out the underside of the car for better aerodynamics and made the bumpers and fenders flush with the rest of the body in other words even though it looked like it the car was longer was no longer a stock chevelle so like this all basically gets summed up as he made a seven eighths scale race car of the car and nobody noticed because i keep just from okay from what i've heard uh this this didn't touch on it excuse me is um when when he did that with the chevelle that was allegedly a new model and so they needed to confirm against a normal chevelle that that is the right thing because like if someone just brings you a car it's like oh yeah that's the car well actually i don't know we need to compare it to the stock one he built another one but was stock and left it in the parking lot so when they looked at it and they went oh this looks a little weird but you I guess it's fine oh guys when i was pulling it i saw one in the parking lot we could just go compare it to that one yeah he didn't even say it was his level of fucking genius i forgot about it he didn't even say it was his he's like there's one parked out we could go measure it real quick there's a problem they go out measure and like well son of a bitch yeah insane man don't hate the player dude like that's dude homie's just having the best life formula one it's crazy because you have their three pedal you have so many different things in formula one that happened even uh the brawn team yeah and they did an extra diffuser just because the verbiage was oh gosh um i i i forget exactly what it was but in essence if you're looking from below the car a certain piece of the car can't do a certain thing and in essence what they figured out was well if we just put another one on top of it you can't see it from below so we can just have two of them science and yeah it's it's amazing the rule book is so thick it rivals like the united states tax code whatever so you can you can find something in there if you're determined enough i'm gonna sound like i don't watch a lot of racing but i'm gonna sound like an asshole i hate the rules or i at least want an open class you know what i mean i've said the same thing about mma like have an open class where you just let them blast as much steroids as you want just because i want to see it you know what i mean like let the let the engineer nerds strap some dude to a rocket ship and send them around the track i want to see it dana please get us the open division dude open division ufc would sell way more tickets that's what i'm saying and then like how much cooler would it be then it's not then it's not being the champ champ isn't two weight classes you could be the clean guy that goes and unifies and beats the steroid guy and be the ultimate champ of that weight class like clean and you're able to beat everybody on steroids too yeah you got demetrius johnson versus bane raise him in i'm taking dj i'm gonna be honest with you i mean i would i would be hard-pressed to vote to uh to bet against him but no i that would be very interesting to have like the the peak of like the steroid division versus clean i i don't know because i feel like the the guys who would opt to do it naturally would be the ultimate champ of that weight class like clean and you're probably be better like technical fighters and then the guys who would just blast steroids would just be funner to watch but i mean i get i guess i get it for like race car because like if you you can make a car that can outperform the human body at this point and people are just going to get hurt like i get that mma i also get because it's a contact sport you're punching and kicking people you don't want something to punch through another guy's head you know what i mean people are also getting hurt but like baseball fucking let them blast all the gear they want what are they going to do hit too many home runs who gives a fuck well they're doing that now this is a steroid olympics yeah right i heard yeah that's like an actual thing the enhanced games i know this is news to me they made a big deal about it and it was basically like they were basically doing the olympics but you could be on whatever you wanted and they were it didn't go that great they were anticipating breaking a lot of world records and i think one guy came close to breaking like one a lot of it's gonna you're because those athletes would be too afraid if you're training your entire life that's what i'm saying it was all the all the people that are actually the best weren't willing to go blast a bunch of gear and lose out on the olympics so they were getting like somebody that would have placed eighth or whatever to start blasting gear and apparently that wasn't a big enough of a difference maker weightlifting i think you could do some yeah much more likely to be mr olympia in the you know well enhanced games also mr olympia famous for being a clean sport same thing with strongman competitions everybody's clean in that sure come on chicken and rice yeah right you forgot the broccoli i do love the strongman competitions because it's like nobody even asks everybody just knows it's like yeah they're all blasting outrageous amounts of gear nobody cares like i want to see you think you're an excavator go i want to see eddie hall think he's construction equipment you make it happen garner you've been sitting on a business idea oh i've got so many business ideas eli my newest one is that i'm going to sell pants to slugs well brandon tell him what he can do about that i'm gonna sell salt washed jeans to slugs with my customer base man well either way you can find your customer base and sell to them on shopify i don't know how many slugs are on shopify more than you'd think are you saying shopify will make the business easier for connor to make it happen as easy as it can be from the moment the first slugs ready to pay for it i'm going to sell pants to slugs i'm going to sell pants to slugs i'm going to sell pants to slugs i'm going to sell pants to slugs i'm going to sell shopify also powers millions of businesses worldwide i do know that because the first couple businesses i started i actually used shopify and it made it actually manageable to do we actually all use shopify with bunker and everything we do all our businesses actually do operate under shopify when snail trail jeans finally takes off i will be using shopify with shopify nothing stands between your idea and making it a real business except slug's ability to use the internet but go make one start your free trial at shopify.com unsubpod start your trial at shopify s-h-o-p-i-f-y dot com slash unsubpod unsubpod u-n-s-u-b-p-o-d have you seen some of the guys uh that are doing stuff with uh god it was uh scott kentucky ballistics oh dude yeah brian shaw out yeah he had brian shaw out recently and everything like that like he's some of those guys because scott's already like he's a big boy right like my boy eats his weedies but then you've got somebody like a pro bodybuilder like one of those uh strongman cut types next to scott you're like oh jesus that man's a giant yo yeah he's one of the best strong men of all time he's 400 plus pounds yeah he's been he was top three for like over a decade yeah he's one of the strongest humans to ever live period one thing that i think really surprised me about looking into the athleticism of some formula one drivers is how they look relatively normal everywhere except the neck neck yeah it's it's unnerving what neck the amount of neck training that they do and like all the different have you seen those i'm sure you have all the different videos where they just like try to like push on their neck or whatever from those angles and they're just solid like cannot be moved there's some pretty impressive videos of just normal people going through like a f1 training program and some of the cardio stuff like you some humans can do that that's that's fine it takes a little bit of training but the strength stuff for the neck is insane like um they'll there's a band you put um on your head and you in essence just do reps of of these because you need to do that because when you're in the car you're pulling 5g your head weighs 10 pounds it weighs 50 now for two hours once your neck goes it goes and you you won't be able to drive like this so um normal people can take 20 and maybe hold it whereas these drivers load up up to about 45 kilos and just do it for reps it's just insane my bad uh 90 100 pounds nice we were talking about chucky cheese really quick before i i was like i gotta get back on track this is why we started but we like rushed to the podcast because it's like pause there's a chucky cheese thing sir charles charles entertainment go on the the background of how this got started with parents fighting because i didn't even go ahead and we were talking about parents fighting at chucking cheese which led me to go into all the stuff i know about chucky cheese from doing my video eli doesn't watch my videos so he's astonished by all of this so it's going to be like a live reaction uh guess who founded chucky cheese sir charles's cheese no no the guy that like started the company i can't remember his name but i know what he did the guy that founded atari wait same dude yeah basically atari was making arcade games at that point in time and he was getting pissed off that arcades were making a ton of money because he was i make an arcade machine and i sell it to an arcade and they make 10 times as much money as me and i'm the one that made the machine so he's like oh i need to get into the arcade game and then he has the idea to combine it with food well what kind of food is going to be the easiest for kids and people to go eat pizza eat it with your hands it's not a sit-down thing nobody's in a hurry whatever go grab a slice of pizza so he decides he's going to make this pizza arcade place and he's going to make it for kids and originally it was going to be i believe is going to be called coyote's pizza and the mascot was supposed to be a coyote well then they get the animatronics order and made up and there was a apparently a disconnect with whatever factory made the animatronics in the suits and they made a giant rat instead so he's like oh fuck it it'll be fine we'll call it chucky cheese charles entertainment cheese and endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house and like i can only imagine you got some pushback in the boardroom of like are you sure you want a rat as the mascot for your restaurant it's like it'll be fine so charles entertainment cheese is actually yeah that's just a legal name i thought you guys were fucking making no no it's like no is it better or worse no no it's real there's a fighting i thought it was great no there's like there's like company lore you can get on like wikipedia and shit and find out the like charles entertainment cheese grew up in an orphanage and like he's got a whole backstory so he was stewart little basically oh yeah but then the original chucky cheese when it first opened is just like a fever dream like you can't fathom how insane it was at the time because the original chucky like we're all thinking of the chucky cheese we knew growing up when chucky cheese first came out chucky cheese the rat like the animatronics had a new jersey accent and a fucking cigar and he would talk shit to all the other animatronics like with like bad jokes like a new york comedian and one of the other animatronics was i think her name's dorothy oh the hippo the hippo that plays the keyboard and she had gigantic tits that would move up and down while she played the keyboard and it's just like the 80s you built this place for kids that is truly lawless times they had to make that animatronic yes the somebody got paid lots of money to wow yeah um so that goes on what are the other interesting things was there only one location at the time uh so there's a bunch of somebody else tried to like rip off the design and then they opened up a competitor for a while and then they ended up reconverging and it was like a whole company thing but uh the other funny parts are there was a speech i found it was kind of like a ted talk but it wasn't an actual ted talk where the atari guy was talking about how you wouldn't believe all the things the mascots like the people we paid to dress up in the mascot outfits would do in the locker rooms behind closed doors so i think chucky cheese might start furries is my theory uh there was that and then during kovid they went wild so during kovid the italian pizza chef animatronics guy is i believe his name's pasquale something like that like some very overtly italian name this sounds like it fits and so it was like pasquale's pizza or whatever the it was and during kovid obviously nobody's going to chucky cheese dolly dimples dolly dimples dolly that's what it was dorothy dolly that i had that messed up my hand actually had tits too yeah huge ones and they'd bounce up and down holy shit yeah that's that low-cut top in it because now she wears a hot cut top so the italian pizza chef during kovid they weren't getting people to go to uh chucky cheese right so they were going to go out of business so a lot of the chucky cheese is what they started doing was they started selling on doordash but they didn't want to sell as chucky cheese so they labeled it as like pasquale's pizza so people were ordering thinking it was like a locally owned italian restaurant and then they were getting chucky cheese pizza honestly fucking hell honestly genius i i would never have ordered doordash from chucky cheese nobody never a million years no so you had this and then what is the average of fights now and i could pull i have all the stats in the video but it was like if you get on youtube there's a there's an entire playlist of like it's like 90 or 100 something videos of just chucky cheese and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna go to chucky cheese fights and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna go to chucky cheese fights it's all chucky cheese fights um when you put it like well because it was that one no go on like because it is for me i'm like oh yeah when you have kids fighting being shitheads and then you introduce alcohol to this mixture did they sell booze at chucky cheese yes well that explains it yes that was the biggest selling point like dad gets home from work mom needs a break i'll take the kids to dinner i'm gonna go get fucked up with this this giant rat while the kids fuck off to be fair i haven't been to a chucky cheese in 20 years so i don't know do they still sell booze there now they have a strictly enforced two drink maximum so she two drink maximum um some busy urban locations accumulating between 40 and 60 police responses in a single year tampa 61 uh oaklawn illinois 46 uh brookfield wisconsin 15 it's like okay but what was your one the the one that was like the highest it was in like uh nebraska or something god i think it was like omaha or some shit but it was like an outrageous basically i'm not positive it was omaha but it was it was a bigger city and it was so bad and the cops were having to go there so often for fights that i think the local municipality refused to renew their liquor license it was such an issue holy shit well what that that's what brought me to like what is the average god help me fights per year average of a chucky cheese establishment across the country i don't know it's got to be a lot or it was back before they tried to rebrand and get rid of booze and how many does corporate say is okay until they need to intervene or do something are they still making money that's probably the answer i guess oh they're 100 having that conversation is it costing us more yet i guess the math in my head makes sense now how much is this insurance costing us how many uh or how much liquor sales do we get if one outweighs the other we're still going it's like fight club with the ratio of like uh insurance yeah insurance yeah it's simple math a company to do a recall favorite's beating the shit that's how they got to the two drink right here three drinks starts costing way too much money eli it's premiums it's called compromise okay yeah also what happened to chucky cheese they add an extra chromosome dude they made it look so nerdy and horrible now it looks like clip art their new logo i was gonna say what was wrong with the the old one but it still looked bad when i was a kid yeah but it was iconic bad you know what i mean correct yeah now now it's just like you know what we need new bad oh uh we got brandon you have now with well we can talk about it the suppressor sbr everything going on right now which is yeah same for today we'll see if that ages very poorly but yeah that's what i'm doing tonight uh so there's a lot of stuff going on right now i'm there's a decent chance uh tonight i will be one of the first people to ever lawfully uh get a suppressor transferred to me without an nfa tax stamp in like 93 years whoa so yeah it's just a stamp now there's no tax applied anymore it's just a stamp that's true that's actually it's unironically that's one of the one of the reasons why uh federal judges and hopefully it goes to the supreme court uh they're saying that the nfa tax stamp is no longer constitutional because originally when the nfa so it's the the 200 tax and you know all the tax stamp bullshit that goes along with registering a suppressor short-barreled rifle short-barreled shotgun or a machine gun um the reason it was so that was put in the nfa of 1934 the reason why it was declared constitutional by the supreme court shortly thereafter and not a violation of the second amendment is because they're saying well you're not registering the firearm you're registering the tax and congress has the constitutional authority to levy tax okay fair enough but now that the the big beautiful bill reverted that tax down to zero so it's now a zero dollar instead of a two hundred dollar tax stamp people are saying well whoa whoa whoa the whole reason you decided i think five to four that this was constitutional in the first place was because you were registering the tax not the gun now there's no tax what's the deal well texas federal judge agreed and so just last week it was put out uh where he put out an injunction saying that uh well that we yeah now that there's no registration of tax yeah this shouldn't apply to sbrs sbss and suppressors and the doj had seven days sorry we're getting into the legal weeds on this that's fine the doj kind of the content i i do just keep going okay keep going i'm almost there everyone's optimistic the doj had seven days they technically have like 60 or 90 total but due to or uh on the original federal judge's ruling they had seven days uh to file a stay or or something like that basically to uh counter that ruling from the federal judge we are currently six days and 14 hours in to a seven day time window and so goa calls me last night and they're like hey would you and west verdell like to come up to uh silencer shop headquarters just north of austin and right as the clock strikes midnight be the first two people to officially apply legally in the jurisdiction of that federal judge in texas file to um do a transfer of a suppressor without an excuse me without an nfa tax stamp and so that's what we're going to try to do and if they they give us legal for it then we get to go right back to that judge like hey they're not following your ruling and then we can then use that to escalate to the supreme court can we do a gang does the same thing so hold on theoretically speaking i'm just saying theoretically speaking there could be a supreme court case herrera v atf yes theoretically speaking i i haven't run that by the goa lawyers but that's theoretically possible yes on eliminating the nfa which is wild again if you don't so this is probably a different world for you you if you needed a suppressor sbr which those rules are trying to break down like a pistol ar versus an svr ar is the dumbest thing you can ever do editor show a pistol now show a rifle those two things now this sounds funny but i'll send you the the things later what is an sbr felony and what is a pistol perfectly legal in all uh all states the the difference of those two things being 10 years in federal prison is absurd 10 years like and it is for putting on a front foregrip a vertical foregrip it is one of the biggest things or putting a hole through the back so this is considered a pistol i've seen some of these this isn't a world i'm familiar with but on occasion i've come across a couple posts of like oh yeah this is totally fine you get these parts here you put this with this you right and then what do you mean that's a pistol so that's a rifle yeah and that's a pistol ah yeah no that doesn't make sense no no no it's never fucking done it's a glock with a stock and a rifle pistol ar with a pistol bracing rifle pistol yeah yeah um and they did a really good job i mean if you look at how the individuals did fully autos or forced reset triggers or bump fire they also did the exact same thing for uh skirting the rule book brandon do you need not one more time you got this brandon can you brandon do you almost there bud brandon where do you store your firearms all over my house in every crevice well do i have the product for you nick shone here hand it to me brandon so i can show you brandon this is stop box stop box we love box you're selling me what's in the box you have to open it and find out all right well let's see if i can do this oh wow look at that oh it didn't stop you can i hide my goop in that you can hide your goop in that cody cody do you know why i love this thing why why why god why because you don't have to use keys gun not included cody you've got multiple cats in your house including squirt who's quite the scrapper would you want squirt to have access to your firearms no he's violent well then stop box is the perfect product for you no cats getting inside that or people without thumbs hmm the nice part is it is actually tsa compliant i didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago that is actually really cool you just put a little lock through there exactly when you check in a pistol or any gun if there's a hole that a lot can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in you have to put a lock through that this has one hole so you just need one lock easily accessible once you land on the ground i know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy but this is uh definitely an exception to the rule never worry about tariffs 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they're doing so it usually yes but like the because i bring this up too and the part that drives me nuts is you want to know who decides what the national electrical code is so like the rules for safety for how electricians have to install things and make the world around you safe so you don't get electrocuted in your house well of course it would be electricians yep oh oh really unironically yes i did not expect that that is that is actually get together ever i think it's every four years a new code book every three or four years a new code book comes out but there's national committees and you get appointed to this committee and you represent this region of the country and you guys get together and be like okay what do we have on our docket of things that we need to look at and all the committees get together and come to a consensus on we have this new thing got developed or somebody got electrocuted in their pool here's what happened how do we make sure this never happens again for installing electrical stuff safely and still making it like cost effective and efficient and master electricians get together come up with a solution and they say this is the new policy on how things have to be installed and the quality of which things have to be manufactured see that makes perfect sense i thought you were going to rug pull us i'm like no it's just some dumb that basically runs this like an hoa that's never installed any sort of electrical thing no but like that's what i'm saying like that's how everything should be like that's how doctors should be setting up like what the qualities of care are for the medical field electricians should be doing electrical plumbers should be doing plumbing leading gun mass production people should be doing all the gun like why don't you have the experts make the rules or at least give us a seat at the table yeah right that's what i don't guess why did that happen with like electricians that board formed obviously with thought process like hey we'll be in charge and then how does it go off the rails into i actually do have the answer on that thank you uh because it's not that is like a board it's like an actual board of industry experts the firearm industry tends to get regulated by uh legislation that's drafted by people that are out to make people feel good no idea what they're doing it's not a board it's just some congresswoman congressman uh from some blue state that comes in there and basically just decides oh yeah no we're gonna legislate this now and then you get these weird i know artifacts in the firearm law and it's like oh wow that was written by somebody that had no clue what they were talking about and the reason why is because it was that makes way endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like strangers things and squid games brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house yeah nobody's really jumping over their uh jumping over themselves to regulate the electrician business which doesn't make sense you just figure you'd be like hey you're in charge of this it's with a nasa director um isaacman isaacman's that's great the exact individual you would need in charge and directing nasa because why because he is a self-made man and then he also did space walks before even going into this on private sector he did space walks in the private sector too right yeah he did uh so he he was the a self-made billionaire starting at the age of 16 founded shift pay succeeded 16. incredibly like just very very like just american success story he was a fighter pilot uh did all sorts owned like one of the biggest fleets of fighter jets in like privately owned fighter jets in the world uh and then uh was you know obsessed with space loved everything about you know aerospace and everything like that did multiple uh trips to space did the uh what was that project called um blue the four no not blue origin it was um spire or inspiration four that's what it was inspiration four and uh like all this stuff before he even and well now when he's the director of nasa and he's now the only director of nasa who has ever even been to space it's like this is probably the most qualified guy you could have ever picked highly intelligent too like incredibly so hired his dad at 16. he is one of the most intelligent dudes we've ever talked to on the podcast it was tell tell the story why because that's the cool part which part we were there flying jets no he had to he had to hire his dad at 16 to drive him around because he wasn't like go ahead he could not drive and then because of the individuals and how big these deals were they weren't looking at a 16 year old kid as the dude in trust yeah so the dad would do the pitch yeah he did he had to teach his dad how to give his sales pitch oh my gosh the whole story reminds me of the um albert einstein anecdote yeah it's hilarious it's the same thing we joke about that uh me and aubrey so aubrey helps me drive through you know west texas things like that a lot of times we got the longer legs so i can you know work and stuff like that and we we joke because he's heard my you know q a's and town halls and stuff like that so much that we think he could actually he could probably answer a lot of these questions for me that's funny but do you want to tell that anecdote so the ai bots can clip it again i don't know again i don't know if this is a real story but the anecdote goes albert einstein was touring the country giving speeches at all these colleges on physics to like all these highly intelligent you know college professors graduate students yada yada yada and he just gets dog ass sick one time and he can't do it well his driver he's had the same driver the entire time he's heard him give the the lecture a hundred times he's heard him answer all the questions a hundred times and he's like i can't do it and the driver's like i can do it he's like i've heard you he's like all i gotta do is go up there rinse and repeat same shit and uh so he goes up and he does it he gives the the lecture flawlessly and then he's answering questions and albert einstein is sitting in the crowd watching and albert einstein is like holy shit this guy actually like he's pulling this off right now this is awesome and finally like one of the top professors stands up and asks a question that the driver wasn't capable of answering you and the driver goes sir that question is so obvious my driver could answer it and then points to albert einstein in the crowd and then albert einstein stands up and answers the question which oh that's brilliant which this is obviously before the age of you know anybody knowing what albert einstein looked right yeah he wasn't a meme yet there was it wasn't even that like think you'd have to have a book or a newspaper of that exact human to know what they look like yeah and it's not like uh you know news there was a tv fucking yeah it's not like it's not like research papers have a picture of the author on the back like a book you know what i mean it's just a name on a page oh this is by albert einstein leading expert and whatever the so nobody knew what he looked like so maybe it happened maybe it didn't i don't know homies up there talking like that about i'm not gonna die i guess either way it's a great story yeah he talks the talk that must be him so with uh with what's one of your favorite stories with formula one where you i'm you've covered three pedal you've i every time you say three pedal i immediately think demolition man i don't but i think demolition man with the three three seashells yeah i forgot about that one can't cuss they find you in oh yeah he he doesn't know how to use the three pedals all restaurants are taco bells man i forgot a lot about this man but no what's the three pedal thing so um formula one team is playing around with trying to make the car faster they all do that um one of them goes hey what if we use the brakes while we're accelerating to help stabilize the car like help turn it if we only break one wheel it'll help turn the car like okay so they for like 50 bucks worth of materials later they just get another brake pedal hook up another brake line and hook it up to just one wheel okay this track mostly has right turns so let's hook it up to the right wheel just driver when you're accelerating just press that right brake pedal and it'll help turn the car and see if it works they try it hold on a second we're like half a second a lot faster that's pretty great for 50 bucks oh my gosh you got to spend millions in f1 to find half a second heck yeah and so in essence um they were getting away with this until someone started taking photos of their car leaving corners with the brake glowing like lava hot red it's like what the happens before the corner not after so there was a um one uh a race a few races later the car breaks down a photographer is next to it sticks his camera down takes a photo three pedals this is when all the cars are automatic already is that not allowed like to it wasn't not allowed that's that's the thing with f1 it's just like oh shoot we never thought about banning that because no one ever thought about doing that but the funny thing is one of the cars had three pedals and the other car had four they didn't get a camera in that car one of the drivers had their clutch one one of the cars the cars are automatic like they've got paddle yeah paddles you change the gears as a driver but they still have a clutch pedal you still need to launch the launch the car first year most have it on the steering wheel one of the drivers couldn't get used to it he said no give me give me a clutch pedal i need to do it with with my foot that's how i train that's how i know it they're like okay so you're gonna have a gas pedal a brake pedal a clutch pedal and now we have to fit in that other pedal too his car had four but the photographer didn't get the camera in his so three pedal and four pedal car when when everyone else had two i think my favorite story you've covered was the um i think it was mclaren i'm probably wrong but it was mclaren that figured out how to weave carbon fiber a particular way yep that was incredible just like nuts that was last year or two years ago uh that was just a couple years ago that was recent that yeah if you want to tell that story absolutely all these little things just going back to you we were talking about the two layers of aero underneath with uh at the beginning braun that was a team bought for one dollar they bought honda for one dollar brand new fa and uh f1 team braun they were the only ones that came up with this they fucking won damn near every race that season as a brand new f1 team which does not happen never happened they won so good mercedes bought them no shit yep they're they are a mercedes now yeah probably a good payday not bad for a dollar yeah i mean the like actually that might be like in corporate history possibly the best a dollar dollar three nuts um so i can explain that um carbon fiber weave thing if you want really quick okay um go slow we don't care yeah all right look him in the eyes when you do in essence do you ever stick your hand out of a car window when you're driving and do that thing where you like you just change the angle and the air pushes it up or down might not do it recently but you know how that works yeah yeah in essence that's what f1 cars do as you're moving through the air the wings are designed to suck the car to the ground opposite of an airplane if you get pushed into the ground you get a lot more grip that's how they go so fast through these corners problem when you do that you're messing with clean air and now it's dirty meaning you're generating drag so the more downforce you make generally the more it slows you down so you have to find a balance now with f1 cars where it gets annoying is they go through corners but they also go through really long straights they want to go as fast as possible everywhere so ideally you want as much grip for the corners you want as little as possible when you're going straight well there's a lot of rules about hey your wings can't this they can't bend they can't flex they can't whatever well if you're smart enough you can find a way around it sorry just like for clarification when you say your wings can't do this you can't do that you can't like have a motor electric motor mechanism that makes the wings go up when you're hitting a corner and then back down on the straightaway something like that at that time depends on the rules depends on the year the current ones every car does that they've put that in in the rules but back just one generation so 2022 to 2025 those cars they were only allowed to flip open a small part of the rear wing in certain sections that's it everywhere else you're stuck with all this drag get over it now the way they would check to make sure everyone was actually following these rules is they would devise tests uh the fia got smart enough of like hey we told you you can't bend these wings but when we when we look at these replays your cars are driving and the wing just goes as you speed up they shouldn't be doing that so they made tests we're just going to grab a huge weight like 190 kilos a lot of weight and attach it to a part of the wing and if it flexes more than this much that design's banned like you're disqualified you gotta you gotta fix that so mclaren figured out hold on a second carbon fiber is a strange material because it's not like metal it's not like anything else really if you change the direction of the weave of the carbon in it you can make it strong in certain directions and so when they measure that they're just going down that's it when they put the weight on it that's the only direction they're checking okay well what if we weave it in a way where it twists when the drag or when the downforce is pushing it down but the air is pushing it back too and it does that so they in in essence devised a way mechanically to make something twist when downforce and drag was applied in a particular way and it only moved the wing a couple millimeters like it took teams a while to notice but in essence every car is driving down the straight you look at the rear camera footage of this car and the wing just goes just a little bit on each corner and it was enough for about two miles an hour which isn't huge but on some tracks that's enough to oh and now that's enough for an overtake every little bit counts just insane the level that they go to to find something it's 0.2 i mean you're looking at 0.2 to 0.4 seconds on a big big straight that is cooking two miles per hour yeah like they gotta drive the formula fours so oh yeah yeah they gotta run around and those things it was great it's kind of funny because like in the beginning you're always worried about like oh what happens if you crash what happens if this it's the opposite problem because you know we've been driving our entire lives yeah and so your your initial reflexes don't die don't crash yeah this corner a little slow because you're not you have no idea what the machine is capable of and so it's funny to see like as we as the the three-day course progressed like how we got faster and faster just because we're just like sending it like my best laps i told you about this after uh because eli's got way more race experience than any of us i'm just like okay i was just sending it and i'm like fuck it my lap my fastest lap i was telling myself in my mind what would eli do How would Eli take this? And it was a couple times I came very close to the grass. I'm like, Eli probably would have done it a little better than that. On the back straight, Connor just looked in his rear view because I was following him. And he was like, Connor was usually braking or lifting at that point in the back straight. And he looks up. He's like, hold on. Eli's right there. He's not braking. Just keep going as fast as possible. Just hammer to the floor. That's amazing. It's an interesting strategy to be judging your braking based on the guy behind you. He looks up. I'm gone. Uh-oh. Yeah. Uh-oh. Connor just listens. I know. He goes. This time of year always has me reaching for layers down here in South Central Texas. Why is that? Because it's September and the temperature is constantly fluctuating between 100 degrees and 80 degrees. And that's why Fabletics is trusted by us. Because we like jackets and. That's a tank top. Tank tops. And shorts. Brandon, feel his shorts. I'm good. I already did. 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The VIR hill in the back straight, you're going like $1.30 and you press the hill and you don't know if. Especially. $1.30. We'll rewind. When I was talking to the Skip Barber team, they did an amazing job. But they said, well, you're with a whole bunch of dudes. They shoot guns, military. Aren't they going to push it, like, really hard? I was like, any time I've took guys racing, they hold back pretty good the second they're in those fast fucking cars. It's also fun to be able to develop that confidence. Because, like, we had practiced, like, I got to practice for, like, an hour on a racing sim on that thing. Like, I really didn't get much time. But being able to, like. To tell the difference between, like, on that snake stretch, right? And on VIR. You can just sail through it in the racing sim. But in real life, it's like. Those rumble strips. It's like, oh, that's actually shifting. Like, that's pulling my car a different direction. And really quick, the back, the snake part is full throttle. But when you first start doing that, guess what does not feel like you should do that full throttle? You don't feel like a fucking video game. I would say in the video game, everything's smooth and you're like. And then in real life, you're like. It's like fighting the steering wheel, swipes dripping in your eyes. Slamming it to the side of the car. Well, also, like, the one time. There's nothing like the simulation. The one time I forgot my padding. Like, the padding that you put in to, like, kind of adjust to the chair or to the car. And I'm just like. So, every, like. Like, all those. Any imperfection in the road, I just felt it through my taint. It was so bad. Oh, there is no. So, when they don't have a cushion, you're on. Carbon fiber. You're on exposed carbon fiber. And, like, Connor had been at. What was it? Last day, they give you a new car? Yeah, they finally. Well, they. So, I'm tall. But they. So, they put me in, like. They had basically three sizes of cars. They had small, medium, and large. Okay. And the, quote-unquote, large car was long enough for me. But it was clearly made for a guy who weighs, what, 80 pounds more than me. Understood. So, when I was getting put in it, everybody else had, like, the foam pads to space them out. I didn't need that. Because my feet were touching the pedals. Yeah. But it was a hard. Yeah, hard plastic, just, like, bucket seat. And then there was a ridge in the middle of the seat, which would go between the ass cheeks of someone who has an ass. Something I'm not in possession of. So, when they strap you down. So, Hank Hill over here. Two two-by-fours. They strap me down, and, like, physically, I was down. Like, I'm stitched down. But left, right, there's a whole lot of movement. And then. And then that ridge was right on my coccyx. And so, every bump in the road was just vibrating through my spinal cord. And so, when I got out of the car every time, I was, like. Like, walking like I got f***ed in the ass. But then taking the turns, too. Even tiny g-forces in those little F1 or F4 cars. Just, like, two to three g's in an F4 car. Like. Probably, yeah. Being cinched down, but not left to right. Every time I would take a turn. I would slam to the opposite side of the car. You got no room, like, where your legs are. So, like, we looked at it the next, like. After, like, day two or day three. Like, dude, we all have, like, hot girl bruises on our knees. Like, just. Like, how the f*** did those. Oh, yeah, right. Slamming. Knees and elbows and shoulders. Two g's. 2.5. Two to 2.5 g's under acceleration, braking, and cornering. And, like. Because VR. Have you done VIR? Virginia? There is. I've not done that much racing. I was. I was. I was like, hey, it's going to be a south course. It'll be a smaller course. Because I didn't go, oh, they're going to put us on the three main straights where you go, like, a buck 40, a buck 50. They're brand new to this. Full course. Full course. I was like, Jesus Christ. Okay, here we go. Because I was the other. We didn't sit in a classroom for nearly 45 minutes. Yes. And it's strapped in. And the one corner of the kink. So, you're going through the S curves, which, again, you want to lift if you're not used to it. Like, the first time, you're like, oh, you're not. You're not supposed to go through these flat. Mm-hmm. They're binding. And then there's giant curves that also just rumble you. And then you go to a corner that you go, like, a buck 10? Yeah. Well, which one? The fast. Was it turn 12? The fast kink? The one right before Oaktree? Right before the. Yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a buck 10. You can. Yeah. That was the one I sailed at. That was the one where I'm like, race like you like. Because, like. Really, like, on the S, you're just, like, minor adjustment. Mm-hmm. You're just sailing up. You're just like, all right, keep it to where I'm not totally on the rumble strip. And then that one, I sailed it a little too hard on my fast lap. And I'm like, cool. I was, like, kissing the grass a little bit. I'm like, all righty. Won't do that one that fast again. Because I just. Because I did what you said and just not hit it with any brake at all. Yeah. I was like, oh, yeah, you can just full throttle that. And then Ethan's first. Ethan was in denial. Simple. Simple. Just. Yeah. Ethan's responded in the text index. He's like, there's no way you can take that. Well, to be fair, Ethan's dealing with a little more inertia. He was the only one that got into the vehicle without any pads. I'm like, it's good. And his body didn't move. He was like, a blob that just sat in and strapped in. It's like, Nick didn't go, but I don't think he could physically fit in one of those cars. Oh, I think. Ethan's quite a bit bigger than me. If Ethan fit, I could fit. Well, lengthwise, but I think you're wider than he is. I don't think so. My shoulders might. My shoulders might be as wide as his shoulders, but he's a big boy. Endless summer escapes start here. Beat the heat. Get your tickets today at Netflix.com slash house. Ethan's a big dude. Dude, we had so much fun. Where were we? I think me and him went and did Habitually Fat. And the people was like, I thought you were way bigger than Ethan. I was like, why? He's like fucking 6'3 or some shit. Like, he's significantly bigger than me. Ethan's a tall boy. Ethan's a big dude. People don't realize that. Everyone just had a good ass time. It was, ugh, ugh. I wish you guys were there. I was like, no. 10 of 10, we'll go back. Yeah, everyone. Literally everyone, text, respond. It was one of the greatest times. And now I have the Skip Barber and the Rush team. They're like, hey, we'll do it again. Then we can actually go race. And everyone, it was day one, I think Brandon said. He's like, day one. Brandon's like, oh, okay. I think that's good enough. And then day two, you go back. And you're like, I fucking get it. Yeah. I was gonna say, yeah. Aside from how, like, temperature, weather-wise, how miserable it was, it was still so much fucking fun. But day one. And sitting in the car, the little instructor, the little Mexican dude, he, like, came over and was talking to me. And I was, like, I was fucking shaking. I was, like, never been in a race car before. Like, I've driven fast. I'm an American. But I was just, like, and I'm, like, trying to calm myself down. And then I'm getting over the, what do you call it? Small spaces fear. Claustrophobia. Yeah, because it's baking in the sun. And I cannot move. This is a five-point and our boy. Um, bar none. Yeah, bar none. Yeah. He did not, like, he couldn't do it. Five. Yeah. Instantly, he was, like, nope, give me the fuck out of here. I'll take a Mustang. Give me the, dude, bar none. The second they strapped him in at a five-point, he was, like, I'm, fuck, no. Give me the fuck out now. Claustrophobia hit hard. The same thing happened to Brandon. He probably won't admit it on camera. But that shit, as soon as I was cinched in, like, baking in the sun, I'm, like, well, I can't, like, you can't, you can't be, like, pull a lever and walk away. It's, like, fuck. We're here. And then, yeah, he saw that, and he's, like, straddling the front of the car, sitting down. He's like, just breathe. You need to relax. And I was like, I know, man. I'm trying. And he's like, it's okay. And then, yeah, like, first, like, two times around. Just listen to my accent. Finally, everything came out. And then morning, too, we're all walking in, like, let's get in the f***ing cars. It's incredible to me how many things race cars do that are genuinely unpleasant to us as humans. And we still just adore them to pieces. I mean, you can sit there sweating, uncomfortable, claustrophobic. Your head hurts a little bit. You're aching here. You're sore here. It's like being married. There's so many things. Well, that's the— Marriage is great. It's not like women. I was going to bring up the Jeremy Clarkson thing. Once you are one with the car, oh, my gosh. It's incredible. It's amazing how unpleasant they are. But once you get inside of it, man. It's nice and warm. And fun. Still a pain in the coccyx. Well, the one tried. Told her I wasn't into it. You're like, babe, they didn't air that episode crazy. They deleted it. I don't know what happened. The Jeremy Clarkson bit about when he's talking about developing a relationship with a car. He's like, something that non-car people don't get is, like, all the little imperfections of a car. Like, I name all of my cars. I develop a relationship with them. I've driven shitty f***ing cars my entire life. But I love them in their own unique ways. Your Jetta? I know your cars. Joan Jetta. Yeah, I know your cars because you've talked about them. Dude, my VR6 Jetta. I talk about that car so romantically that my ex-girlfriend got jealous of a car I used to own. She was like, I hate when you talk about that car. I was like, I loved her more than you. We aren't together. If Joan hadn't have exploded, I'd still be with her. If cars jiggled a little more, maybe I'd be more of a car guy. We would make a soft car. I have no idea how to respond to that. I got there and I'm like, I didn't want to f*** them. Oh my goodness. Oh, we'll go back to this one thing because Nick, do you know the vehicle of when it was all the females built it? Oh my goodness. Yes, Volvo. Volvo had a car that, yeah. Have you heard Nick tell the story? No. Because he does a fantastic story. Oh, great. I don't even remember. Off the top of my head, we could just go over some of the features. You asked me some F1 stuff. You asked me some F1 stuff that I made recently and I'm like, ah, I completely blanked on this. Do you know the features? Some of them. Like the headrest had a hole so that your ponytail would fit. Yeah, that was genuinely a good idea. The center console was like more open so you could set your purse there. Also a good idea. Then we get into like how actual f***ing cars work. It goes a little bit off the rails. Oh, I remember one, yeah. The hood. Who doesn't have one? You can't open the f***ing hood. It's closed. It's what your husband's for. I read the f***ing shit that these female engineers were saying for their reasoning behind stuff. And the female engineers were, I never have to open my hood. The only thing I do is, if I ever do, it's to fill the windshield wiper fluid. So there's two, there's the hole where you put gas in and then there's another hole next to it for putting windshield wiper fluid in. And there's no f***ing hood. You got to take the whole front end off. I've never met a woman who put windshield washer fluid in. I've never met a woman who put windshield washer fluid in her own car. These are engineers. These are the best of the best. These are the most highly trained. She's aware that at least two fluids go in a car. But then it raises a question. How do you know when the oil's good? How do you do all that s***? Well, we're just going to install an emergency beacon in it. And the car is going to notify the dealership to call you when it's time to bring it in. I thought you were going to say it calls your husband. Might as well. The dealership. What were some of the other features? If you look at the car. Ben's like disappearing. No, no, no. It had like 7,000 cup holders or something. These are real, by the way. No, no, no. No, no, no. I've read about this car. If you look at the car, it's two-toned. So the upper half is one color. And the lower half, all around the fenders and the bases, are a second color. That second color isn't just for aesthetic. That second color is all dent-proof. Ah. It hides the brake dust. And I don't know if it was the dent-proof part or the whole car. But they said in the brochure thing, the paint job is designed so like all the dirt and shit runs off of it. It's basically self-cleaning. Similar to a no-stick frying pan were the exact words in the advertisements. Marketed for women. The recessed wheels. Oh. Go ahead. Oh. Do you know? I've heard of the allegations. I believe it had recessed wheels and cameras to avoid scratching. It was one of the first cars with a self-parking feature ever. This is like 10 years before that was like a standardized thing. This is 2004. Yeah, this is like very early on. It had a self-parallel parking feature. But the other one that's funny is I don't believe it had a spare tire. And the reason it didn't have a spare tire is because they just said, fuck it, but run flats on all of them. Oh, I forgot. How much money was spent on this project that never launched? I don't know. It just cracked. Like whoever at Volvo was in charge of this is hilarious. Just like we can't design this. If we design what they need, we're going to be sexist. We're going to let them do it. They can say the quiet part out loud. I guess they haven't changed too much because very recently. Women? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, Volvo. Volvo. Volvo? Volvo? Oh, gosh. I brought my Polestar in. It needed a windshield. I got a loaner. They gave me a Volvo EX30. Tiny little thing. Super small SUV. Thing is very strange. I just made a video about it. It's very much like a Tesla. Everything's on the screen. The key is not a key. It's a credit card. There's no battery in it. You can't lock or unlock the car. You walk up to it. You tap it. All this annoying little things. Like, why, why did we change something that didn't have to be changed? And it's like 45 grand, which is not expensive for a car. Very cheap for a car. Yeah. It's so a lot. I didn't like about it. However, zero to 60, 3.4 seconds. That's cooking for a fucking, that's the same as a GTR. It's ridiculous. It makes no sense. This car, the steering feel on the firmest setting. I could drive it with a pinky, like no steering. Feel no, nothing. It just felt like an appliance, but the moment you punch it, all four tires. Amazing. I loved it. It's no longer on sale in the U S anymore. I have no idea what Volvo are doing. I have no idea. Today's video is partnership with man scape man scaped. Don't do that again. The men's grooming brand that is trusted by over 14 million men worldwide. Let's be honest. A lot of grooming tools, either overcomplicate things. It's so. It's so confusing to me when I'm in there trying to shave my pubes. And I don't, I don't know what's going on. I don't know left from right, but man scape isn't overcomplicated. I figured it out on my first try and it's not just pubes. They actually have the beard trimmer. 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Go to manscape.com and use code on sub 15% off. Why wouldn't you do it? Plus then they'll continue to give us money when they asked how you found out about it, tell them unsubbed sends their regards, if you ever covered, um, who, what, who makes the golf is that BMW Volkswagen, Volkswagen, have you covered when they they're. Um, EPA. Oh gosh, no, I haven't done that one yet. That would be a good one for you to cover. It's legal when it's measured. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I, I would love to hear it again. Cause again, this is, if he knows it, he could tell it. Is this something I haven't researched it recently. I just know some of the points, like if you know more about it, go for it. It was basically like EPA, they have emission standards. You know what I mean? And different states have different things. So like, at least I haven't lived in California for 15 years, but when I live there, like I remember my. My dad had like, you know, a Monte Carlo from the seventies and it was always a big hassle because in California you have to get your car smog tested to make sure that they're emitting an appropriate amount of pollution or whatever. So very strict regulations on like new cars and everything. And all these new cars go through testing. They basically hook it up to a dyno. See how much it's emitting at different speeds, the catalytic converter. It's not legal, but you can do it. It's worth the money. No, it, it fixes the emissions problems. Oh, that too. But, uh, cause it makes out into the, into the air. Yeah. Uh, so basically what what volkswagen well volkswagen did yeah they uh they with the gulfs they weren't passing emission standards i think there were diesel ones yes particular yeah this is a massive billion dollar diesel is a dirty fuel yeah it's a dirty fuel but it has more energy in it which is yeah it's useful they did the same thing in europe too yeah so then they basically well we can't pass these emission standards we're not going to fix it we're just going to make it so the computer knows when it's hooked up to a dyno and it's going to run different and emit less pollution and then the second it's not hooked up it's going to run like normal i didn't know that part yeah i'm pretty sure the eu sued the out of volkswagen well that's what i thought was like for billions of dollars i just didn't know they were doing the whole hey when it's hooked up to a dyno it's just whoa just kidding we're doing great yep that's the cats that haven't been on for years hurry up guys you going on holy it's insane and hilarious yeah it was it was like yeah as long as the traction control is off and um the steering hasn't moved in more than like 20 seconds that's how they could tell we're probably on a rolling road or a dyno so we're probably being measured so make sure everything's actually on because when it's not it was magnitude well i mean then you get into like cat like i hate cafe standards they're the dumbest thing on the planet so everybody again emissions right so cafe standards are basically the government said we need cars to be more fuel efficient we need to come up with a way to penalize car manufacturers that are not making fuel efficient vehicles and the idea they came up with was cafe standards and what they said was here's the emission standards that you can have and they based it off of how large the vehicle was so you ever wonder why uh chevy 1500 from the early 2000s and 90s is like a mid-sized truck today and then a silverado today is a land yacht it's because all the car manufacturers said oh i just have to make the truck physically fucking larger and i don't have to increase like around with all this emissions bullshit cool i'll just i'll just make the trucks physically larger looping back around it's almost like the people that are making these regulations don't know what the fuck they're talking exactly but like that's why trucks are so fucking massive now and like the europeans and everybody makes fun of us like oh you guys like driving big trucks because you have tiny dicks blah blah it's like no they literally only sell those here because the government told them like hold on a second they have to be massive it takes a lot less money to just make the car bigger let's just market this people will fall in love with it it's already rolling on its own yeah like that's a 90s f50 versus a 2026 the size is absolutely astounding yeah i mean if you look at if you look at a ford ranger today it's like the same size if not bigger than a 1500 from 2005 it's crazy well i mean even you look at a lot of the old cars that makes way more sense even cars just weigh a shit ton more like your original miata weighed 2,100 pounds 2,000 to 2,100 pounds and now they're 20 30,000 well some of that not not that in particular but like everybody was kind of roasting um i think it was last year a year prior bmw came out with like some high-end sports car that weighed like 7,000 pounds i think it was the m5 the current one and everybody hybrid wagon thing yeah everybody was like roasting it and i was like they're not doing it because they give a fuck about they made it that heavy so people could use it as a business write-off because it has to be 6,000 pounds to be a commercial vehicle every g-wagon you see in the nicer parts of town every g like that's why the g-wagon weighs that much that's why like they will if they're close they will deliberately go we're going to add weight so why not more sounds right off yeah massage seats no that'll help actually original can't 18 plates in the back might as well i like it 1990 originally 3,500 pounds 2026 5,200 pounds that's a lot it's like you're making vehicles less efficient yes radically so yes oh we were but the rules we're fine that kind of reminds me um i was gonna have y'all heard of the amazon loophole mobile the one no okay great so um amazon delivery vans park kind of anywhere they want to uh sometimes not great particularly in very urban downtown areas bad traffic they get in the way some cities have passed laws that okay vans not okay what is allowed cargo bicycles so the rules are it has you have to be able to pedal it and you can't have a steering wheel like a car it has to be like a bike right oh so amazon goes okay we will develop i'm gonna carve out flintstone the fuck out of this yeah here i'll show you one at a time here are the cargo bicycles yes they are pedaled i'll show you one at a time here are the cargo bicycles yes they are peddled here are the cargo bicycles yes they are pedaled this is the amazon loophole mobile that's a cargo this is the amazon loophole mobile that's a cargo bicycle what the bicycle what the bicycle what the jesus dude that one yeah yeah that's like jesus dude that one yeah yeah that's like jesus dude that one yeah yeah that's like yeah let me see this here we go bro yeah let me see this here we go bro yeah let me see this here we go bro bro he's pedaling it's legal how am i bro he's pedaling it's legal how am i bro he's pedaling it's legal how am i hold on what's what are they circling hold on what's what are they circling hold on what's what are they circling there i have no idea oh oh it's a water there i have no idea oh oh it's a water there i have no idea oh oh it's a water bottle uh dude that's like the what is bottle uh dude that's like the what is bottle uh dude that's like the what is it it it diogenes like behold a man diogenes like behold a man diogenes like behold a man bro you know how much money you could bro you know how much money you could bro you know how much money you could make if you just like make if you just like make if you just like turn that into six cubicles where drunk turn that into six cubicles where drunk turn that into six cubicles where drunk people could get a ride home from the people could get a ride home from the people could get a ride home from the bar oh dude all you're talking about is bar oh dude all you're talking about is bar oh dude all you're talking about is like a party party bus yeah the whole like a party party bus yeah the whole thing we're like six people bicycle on thing we're like six people bicycle on thing we're like six people bicycle on it you can park everywhere though and dui's it you can park everywhere though and dui's it you can park everywhere though and dui's probably don't apply so you can get probably don't apply so you can get probably don't apply so you can get ripped too yeah ripped too yeah ripped too yeah i mean you see this all the time like i mean you see this all the time like i mean you see this all the time like the streets of nashville and like that the streets of nashville and like that the streets of nashville and like that amazon rap parties i like amazon's like amazon rap parties i like amazon's like amazon rap parties i like amazon's like now we got this just pause now we got this just pause now we got this just pause this way who can stop those are the rules this way who can stop those are the rules this way who can stop those are the rules let's cook all right hold my abused let's cook all right hold my abused let's cook all right hold my abused employee oh gosh employee oh gosh employee oh gosh maybe that's why the water bottle was maybe that's why the water bottle was maybe that's why the water bottle was served that's something they need to fix served that's something they need to fix served that's something they need to fix on the next model yeah why are we on the next model yeah why are we on the next model yeah why are we wasting weight on a water bottle holder wasting weight on a water bottle holder wasting weight on a water bottle holder these conditions are too livable these conditions are too livable these conditions are too livable what was one of your like uh gotta put what was one of your like uh gotta put what was one of your like uh gotta put one's just for this podcast i know and one's just for this podcast i know and one's just for this podcast i know and that that's where i was like okay i got that that's where i was like okay i got that that's where i was like okay i got to hear these ones because so if that's to hear these ones because so if that's to hear these ones because so if that's one of them um i did have one topic i one of them um i did have one topic i one of them um i did have one topic i researched that i haven't made a video researched that i haven't made a video researched that i haven't made a video about that is incredibly interesting uh about that is incredibly interesting uh about that is incredibly interesting uh connor could you grab like a piece of connor could you grab like a piece of paper like an a4 ish shaped just paper like an a4 ish shaped just paper like an a4 ish shaped just anything the is an a4 piece of paper anything the is an a4 piece of paper anything the is an a4 piece of paper yeah i guess like a standard you you yeah i guess like a standard you you yeah i guess like a standard you you worked in office standard paper no no worked in office standard paper no no worked in office standard paper no no really no no my wife's a teacher she really no no my wife's a teacher she really no no my wife's a teacher she just asked me to laminate stuff it's just asked me to laminate stuff it's just asked me to laminate stuff it's too small uh too small uh too small uh no that'll work yeah i just need like one no that'll work yeah i just need like one no that'll work yeah i just need like one page out of it i was gonna say they have page out of it i was gonna say they have page out of it i was gonna say they have upstairs on the turn yeah that's fine upstairs on the turn yeah that's fine upstairs on the turn yeah that's fine that that should probably work that that should probably work that that should probably work no i didn't enjoy it you need to rip no i didn't enjoy it you need to rip no i didn't enjoy it you need to rip down uh yeah down uh yeah down uh yeah sorry it doesn't have to be too you're the it doesn't have to be too you're the it doesn't have to be too you're the first person to come on this podcast first person to come on this podcast first person to come on this podcast gonna ask for paper by the way perfect gonna ask for paper by the way perfect gonna ask for paper by the way perfect i think so broke it 275 episodes i think so broke it 275 episodes i think so broke it 275 episodes yes no one's asked for paper yeah it yes no one's asked for paper yeah it yes no one's asked for paper yeah it was because f1 is a very technical and was because f1 is a very technical and was because f1 is a very technical and nerdy sport and i will try to do it nerdy sport and i will try to do it nerdy sport and i will try to do it justice with an example you're amongst justice with an example you're amongst justice with an example you're amongst the elite that probably knows how to the elite that probably knows how to the elite that probably knows how to read read read all right anyway uh no i'm good i don't all right anyway uh no i'm good i don't all right anyway uh no i'm good i don't need to write on it so need to write on it so need to write on it so um formal one what paper for um formal one what paper for um formal one what paper for in in in a few minutes you will see uh in in in a few minutes you will see uh in in in a few minutes you will see uh physics physics physics endless summer escapes start here travel endless summer escapes start here travel 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save get your tickets today at netflix.com save get your tickets today at netflix.com save get your tickets today at netflix.com house house house here's some almost everything that we've here's some almost everything that we've here's some almost everything that we've talked about guns amazon uh f1 whatever talked about guns amazon uh f1 whatever talked about guns amazon uh f1 whatever most of the cheating loophole things most of the cheating loophole things most of the cheating loophole things happen in this sequence rule comes out happen in this sequence rule comes out happen in this sequence rule comes out someone goes what the heck find a way someone goes what the heck find a way someone goes what the heck find a way around it that's usually how it works around it that's usually how it works around it that's usually how it works well well well this particular example very different this particular example very different this particular example very different because because because this team found out how to make their f1 this team found out how to make their f1 this team found out how to make their f1 car faster on accident car faster on accident I absolutely love that about this one I absolutely love that about this one I absolutely love that about this one so the time it's late 70s so the time it's late 70s so the time it's late 70s f1 teams are starting to figure out air f1 teams are starting to figure out air f1 teams are starting to figure out air is a good thing instead of just making is a good thing instead of just making is a good thing instead of just making the car as bathtub shaped the car as bathtub shaped the car as bathtub shaped to hit as few you know air molecules as to hit as few you know air molecules as to hit as few you know air molecules as possible possible possible hold on a second we can actually put hold on a second we can actually put hold on a second we can actually put wings on top of the cars that will make them faster. Heck yeah. All these weird new shapes are coming out. They're putting wings on the front of the car, the back of the car, like the fronts of the car have a spoiler that looks like it goes on the back, just on the front of it. It's incredible. They're just messing around with stuff, but that creates a drag. Teams are trying to figure out how can we make these cars generate more grip without putting extra stuff on it. Lotus goes, hold on a second. So I was going to give him daddy issues. Sorry. Oh gosh. Lotus goes, can we use the shape of the car as a wing? let's try out some stuff so they build a model throw it in a wind tunnel and they start testing it uh in essence the car is just on a moving platform they they shoot a bunch of air at it and then they measure how much the car is pushing out and they measure it and they're getting really weird results every time they measure it the grip goes up guys what the heck is happening trust me i don't nothing's happening up there but they're in a wind tunnel they have this model here they press go 100 mile an hour wind okay we made this much grip do it again we made more grip what do it again we made more grip this doesn't make sense let's go look at the model what's going on they go in they look at it okay so some parts of it are made out of cardboard yes and some parts of it are drooping which isn't good let's fix that really quick and then just try it again they fix it and run the test and it sucked okay maybe the droopiness is a good thing so that's what i tried it never mind thank you so in essence they take some cardboard and they stick it to the side of the car because maybe it's the friends we made along the way here's what they were doing clipping this oh gosh uh the sides the sides of the car they in essence decided let's make these shaped like an airplane wing but upside down so instead of generating lift it generates downforce when we go forward and because they were drooping they were getting really close to the ground they fixed these to stop them from drooping but they put cardboard on the side of the car to kind of seal where the air was around it ran the test again insane downforce just ridiculous they're like what the heck is going on we don't understand what we've just discovered but this is amazing so what do they do well here's what's happening piece of paper time if i blow above this page what do you guys think is going to happen nothing nothing like it it it's a little hard to see but it it moves up that's freaking weird what is going on bernoulli's principle says if air is moving faster it has less pressure so because air is moving faster above this page it's lifting it up they found out how to do this oh like that yeah there you go so i was kicking yeah so it's basically a vacuum created above create correct so they just took that flipped it upside down they accidentally put two of those on their car anytime they go forward the car just gets sucked to the ground incredible it's even more effective when you seal it and don't allow air to escape all of it has to suck the car to the ground so that's in essence how they uh did that on accident oh yeah and this is like mid-70s mid-70s oh yeah this is before computers and everything this is uh this is all just try and see it's one of my favorite parts of like for example ford v ferrari where they just have like all the tassels on the car because they're just like they they're not doing this shit in cad or like doing like all these fancy computer programs tape ball of yarn binoculars look real close where is where is it going up it was um god dang it was ken miles because the computer system at that time said no this is what we need ken's like no it's lifting get that shit out just put the tassels on it and then they lift it and then sure shit oh he's right it's lifting it's actually why they created the single scoop uh instead of the dual at the first uh mark 21's had uh dual scoops so we're very small and then they went to the mark two which were a giant single scoop that pushed it down plus the canards canards however you say that fucking word that gave it that extra gpt gpt that's what i got in high school hey what's up i'm showing him noble suitcases because i'm intrigued i bought one before they were a sponsor and then two weeks later they're like do you want to work together i was like yep so this is one of those where like you used it beforehand yeah so not even joking when we were traveling uh in 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shelby loves chili okay oh my god you're right he does he had like chili cook-offs and stuff all the time and he would go to these chili cook-offs i think he would host some chili cook-offs he started the very first chili cook-off in the fucking united states exactly so he started the chili cook-off and his his son-in-law uh larry levine i think is his name his son-in-law got the idea at one of these chili cook-offs there's no restaurant that like makes known for chili so he goes to carol shelby rich-ass father-in-law with the idea of like i want to open a chili themed restaurant and he's like oh dope i'm rich here's the chili cook-off the seed money and that's how chili's got started that's incredible i'm pretty sure so well it was funny because i was just remarking this to connor like yesterday i think we were just driving down uh you know the highway in san antonio and i saw you know like the turnoff where it's like food this way and they have all the different logos for restaurant i'm like chili's branding is so good because all it is is just the picture of like a chili emoji and an apostrophe s like everybody just fucking knows it's like branding 100 i think about that there's dude the shelby he moved to africa after ford him over yep that's when he got into where south africa i think yep what year is this it was after the ford versus ferrari thing 70s no he actually started a um spice company in south africa really yeah i forgot all about that i forgot all about the chili thing all together with anything i just i i appreciate it like what do i want i want the asses car done i like chili that is the first thing that comes up i type in maybe it's just my phone listening to me but carol shelby first result carol shelby chili boom very nice how the fuck because you don't think of that that's the last thing you think of when you think of carol shelby's original i think carol shelby's original i think carol shelby's original i think carol shelby's original is a popular store-bought spice mix created by the legendary automotive designer and racing driver that's when you made it when you just get to do side quests like that racing legend carol shelby organized the first ever world championship chili cook-off in tarolingua texas tarolingua that's in my district tarolingua texas in october of uh 1967. i mean same thing with like atari dude i'm gonna open a rat casino i'm going to yeah moral of the story dude i would do what you like i would have paid money to be in that fucking boardroom at atari hear me out my gosh child rat casino oh okay it's it the rat's gonna smoke a cigar and yell profanities at the other animatronics wait there's other animatronics yeah hippo with huge tits they bounce anyways it's fun what's the show what's uh smoking um don what don draper don draper madman that it's the madman the rat and the boards and everything listen there's this rad no i'm going there like i'm going miles from this place in like a week and a half for campaign stuff like i'm i've actually kind of want to go to the place of the first chili cook-off of carl shelby or excuse me carol shelby am i right about chilis uh so chilis carol shelby's right about chilis uh so chilis carol shelby's drum roll racing legend carol shelby helped drum roll racing legend carol shelby helped drum roll racing legend carol shelby helped inspire and fund the very first chili's grill inspire and fund the very first chili's grill inspire and fund the very first chili's grill and bar in dallas texas in 1975 and bar in dallas texas in 1975 and bar in dallas texas in 1975 after his son-in-law larry Levine used Shelby's chili enthusiasm and Terralingua cook-off concepts to design the casual dining restaurant's menu, theme, and startup seat. Impressive. We got through both of those. I was like, oh! Oh, I know this song! This podcast is just turning to us, like, remembering shit we read on the fucking internet. Ah. Wow. Gotta make a living off of it. I really want just, like, the slumdog millionaire thing to happen. Which famous race car driver inspired a popular restaurant brand? Carol Shelby was Chili's. It's just flashbacks to this podcast. You activated, like, a fucking Manchurian candidate. I mean, if you look at even any of us now, it's like, oh, Echelon. Oh. That Venn diagram of connecting shit of what we're attached to now is. Can you talk about your company which one? The, the, the. Yeah. Mustang? Yeah. Mustang Armament? Yeah. Yeah. What about it? I don't, I didn't know that until literally you sent me the fucking link to it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me and Nick, uh, bought him ARs. Did you know this? Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, me and Nick both, like, did videos on them. Sorry, I keep up with my friends. We, I like surprises like this. Then I get to learn everything on the pod. It's a great reaction. Ah. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't go to his wedding. I like surprises. No way. Show me photos. Yeah. Wow. Isn't that cool? Cody's married? Oh, yeah. I got. That happened. And then, uh, the books are, I think we're gonna have them done by Christmas too, for the kids' books. So that'll be cool. Hell yeah, dude. You got one of, uh, our homeboys endorsement for the books. Yeah. Randy, uh, so the first book, the, I've gone through the whole spiel before. Like every, you learn a bunch about different war heroes in every book. And like, so the first book's about Dick Bong. And then the second one is about Pappy Gunn. And then the third one's about, uh, Lafayette Poole, the tank commander that Fury's based on. So that was the first army one. So I sent the finished book to Randy and let him read it and he loved it for kids. So he like wrote an endorsement that we're gonna put on the book coming from, you know, joint chief. And then, um, I think we have, I haven't got it back yet, but the director of the, um, Richard Bong newspaper. The Richard Bong museum in Wisconsin has a copy of the first book. So if they like it, hopefully they write an endorsement to coming from the museum director would be pretty cool. And so all of this is like, it's not AI bullshit. It's like all you wrote this and, you know, had illustrators do all the artwork. Yeah. So we have like illustrators. Um, and then I wrote, drew, right? What's that? Papa meat was the artist. No, no. That would be wild. They're they're more kid appropriate. Um, no, I think we're, uh, they're going up for presale, but I I'm putting them up on pepper box first. So pepper box is going to have like two weeks where they get, there's a discount on everything. And then they get, um, there's like some limited stuff like signed copies and there's another kit that has like three different quack bangs in it, in like an ammo can that the books come in. There's only a limited number. So they get first access to that. And then, uh, I'm doing, I'm giving away my Raptor next month. So I'm going to make sure that I have that. I'm going to make sure that I have that. But for pepper box people, if they, if they do buy this or whatever, they get entered in that giveaway. Also, even though it hasn't started yet and they get five times the entries. Oh fuck. So that'd be sweet. Raptor. By the time this podcast airs, it might be too late for pepper box exclusive. We'll move shit around. Yeah. You let us know. We'll just move podcasts around, but so we'll see that that goes live in three days on the 15th. So they got, they got two weeks for early access and then it goes pre-sales go live to everybody. We'll get this up in a week and a half then. So we have Saturday's episodes with Jack will now is playing all out of order, but Jack's a doc that we just, that will be out on pepper box at the time of this release. And then what does that go on the Saturday? The 15th. Okay, cool. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And that one we're like literally right after this podcast. We'll take a 30 minute break and then Nick and I go into that podcast. And then we, you have the autism talk tonight. Yes. Which you're still down for. Yeah. I'm going. Okay. Isn't that what we've been doing the last two hours? Yes. Oh, this is fantastic. Do you like cars a lot? I'm actually, I'm, I'm legitimately curious because this is clearly like a passion for you. I don't know how we would have been able to tell based on how you're dressed, but you, you, you, you, you care deeply about it. I'm curious how that started. Like where did you get into racing? Gosh. Um, I remember my parents telling me that I would stand in the backseat of a car and look at other cars that we're driving by as they were driving and call out, uh, to my, to the best of my ability, what the, what the make model brand, whatever it was. And my mom found it funny. You're invited to the autism summit. Thank you. Thank you. My mom found it funny until my dad noticed. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. He's getting these right. Yeah. And ever since then, I was kind of like, huh. But no, um, yeah, ever since I was a kid, dude, um, I don't know what it is about them. They just make me feel things and it's great just looking at them, driving them, especially like it's, I, there are so many topics you can talk about with passion and I genuinely enjoy that. But I think what I really like about cars is at the end of the day, once we talk about all this cool, cool crap, it is technically possible to go look at an F1 car. Yeah. To go get a ride in an F1 car, it's, it's prohibitively expensive, but it's possible. And just to talk about like, Hey, two and a half G is what you can pull in a formula four car. And then some of you guys did that. It's insane being able to like, this is what I'm passionate about. I love talking about it. I love it. And then experiencing that, being able to, to like take it a step further of like, whoa, this is the feeling that I associate with all of these things. And I think just expanding my knowledge about it just builds a deeper appreciation. For it too. For sure. And that's, that's an interesting delineation between, I think like male passions and female passions were like something that I was told a while ago that just kind of clicked with me is women talk about people, men talk about things. And so like everything that we are passionate about is, you know, like for me, it's guns for you, it's cars. There's other, you know, for some of you it's trains, whatever it is, it's something mechanical that just fascinates us that there's different models or there's specifications there's, you know, this is the way this. This performs against this and we're just, our mind is so. Into that. Yeah. It's just, it's kind of funny to see how different people, they, they latch onto different passions, but at the end of the day, it's all like the same root fascination. Yeah. It's kind of cool. It was weird watching something predictable and works. I have, I have a, I have a, I have a question for Eli actually, while we're on the autism talk, are you aware that the puzzle piece is no longer the symbol for autism now? Oh, people hate it. We changed it. Yeah. And that's why I actually used it every time because people started pushing back against it. What was the. Oh, they hate. What did it change to? Oh, Google it. Oh, you haven't seen it. Google it. Google new autism symbol. I can't wait to see your live reaction to this. People got pissed that all our merch had puzzle pieces and I specifically did that because they. I'm mad about it. New autism. That's some petty stuff. Yep. The rainbow infinity symbol. Yep. What, what the fuck? If you have autism, you're gay. That's only true for Connor. What the fuck? Oh my gosh. It's one of those things where it's like, who's the comedian. Oh, what's the comedian said. He's like, oh, why did autism get put in the flag? Okay. He's not dicks. On our, uh, on a podcast, right? This is an autistic comedian. Like that is super autistic. I'm trying on the podcast. Um, I'm trying to remember his name off the top of my head. He's he was very funny. Let me type in autism on autistic cost comedian. Cause he'll pop up first. That is hilarious. Comedian. Is it now? If you want to count dicks. AJ. AJ. Yeah. AJ Wilkerson. AJ Wilkerson. So. Yeah. So if you haven't watched him, he is fantastic. He it's kind of what he deals with, with his autism because he goes up, he stems. He's like, does not like, he's very like very STEM like centric, but cause he doesn't like crowds understandably that he's stimming a shit just in that screenshot. Yeah. It makes sense. Like, so, but sharp, sharp, sharp, but one of his jokes was that he's like, huh? Puzzle pieces. I didn't know that's the new one. It's offensive. Now it implies there's a problem that needs to be solved. Or something. I don't know. Dude. It was the same with puzzle pieces. It's like what? They're different. You have to fit them into something. I'm like, oh my God. Why does this fucking matter? Right. And like the piece. So we're like, I was like, Hey bud, do you like this? He was like, yes, daddy. I want the puzzle piece. I was like, fucking good enough for me. You're autistic. I'm not going to argue with you. Let's do this thing. And then we built the shirts around that. Also. Real quick. Forgot to talk about Burke. I just want to show. around that. Also, real quick, forgot to talk about Berk. I just want to show it real quick. I'm so proud of this show. Dude, you talking about Raiden being okay with it just reminded me of this. So when I was in high school and a little while after i worked at a facility that took care of like severely mentally handicapped people and they all have you know different variations whatever they all have like different things that you have to do for them yeah yeah special needs yeah and one of the guys that i was taking care of i was like 19 at the time he was 28 he but he had the mentality of like a seven-year-old he could talk he could move around everything but like mentally he was like five six seven years old around there really strong super into spongebob it was his favorite thing in the world absolutely loved it that's fine he wanted to watch spongebob all day that's great they were going around and they were i mean he's he's going to live there for the rest of his life or in a similar facility so they and he has his room and his room has his stuff and so they do this thing where they go in and they hire people to paint the rooms for whatever people like and i was like oh he loves spongebob paint him a spongebob room like put the pineapple on the wall they like get spongebob squidward patrick starting they're like we can't do that like why it's not age appropriate for him the fuck what what are we talking he's got the mentality of a seven-year-old he likes spongebob paint spongebob on the fucking wall like what are we talking like no we can do an under the sea theme but it can't be spongebob specifically because spongebob is a children's cartoon and he's an adult i'm like this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard he likes spongebob yeah who gives a shit like it's dude there is i push riding harder than anyone like i i'm very big on that but also i understand the things he likes and he still has his mini mouse glasses because they're pink and we bought it uh like five years ago he's seen him he's like i want those guys like fuck yeah let's rock those glasses to this day he still rocks his glasses the mini mouse has a bow tie and then i will rock those glasses so he's just like yeah yeah we're walking down one the other thing that pisses me off is it's like a disney adult does that nobody bats an eye yeah but a disney adult wants to paint their room to look like mulan nobody bats an eye but a mentally disabled guy wants spongebob it's like well we can't do that that would be age appropriate we want to we don't want to embarrass the guy like i hate you people it's well that's that's what also i wanted to talk about with the the puzzle piece thing is because i was looking for the word i finally found it it was the the euphemism where basically like you will use a word that's politically correct and then people will start using that in common nomenclature as we do and then they're like okay well no that's no longer politically correct anymore we need to find another word and then eventually that word then becomes politically incorrect and you're constantly seeking out it's like retard words yeah because before it was like was it imbecile idiot like things like that and they're like oh well that's negative let's go for retarded which just literally means you're slower like that's originally that that was the the connotation it was the medical term yeah up on the wherever we have a teaching the uh the mentally retarded like it was an actual book it's also an engine term yeah yeah yeah it's a musical term like it's it's like it's an actual literal terms for everything and then that became too negative so now and then it became like a bunch of different and it's it's going to continue down that euphemism treadmill and it's just it's constantly chasing your tail to be more politically correct than before and i'm just tired of it and i think society is in general to be honest there's a lot of people who are like oh well i'm just trying to get away with it i'm just trying to get away with it i'm just trying to get away with it but there's no point in it when you have what makes them happy do they give a shit ask the people like literally i can ask right guess what he does not give a he is going to like what he likes but then also it can be like hey like name the planets name speed of light like all those little things he's gonna know it to a fucking t i'm like yeah little man let's continue that but what makes him happy is a spongebob like the 27 28 year old man that makes him happy make him happy and then god forbid i don't think it's about the fucking word i think it's about context and intent like are you trying to be mean to somebody who's out like there's a difference between joking around with your boys and trying to intentionally be hateful towards somebody who is you know has uh you know a condition or something like that like that's it varies wildly intent if somebody and that's like we can say retard like in every any of these special needs or autistic non-profits we've donated to they've watched our stuff and they're like holy shit it's actually funny you guys don't care what you're saying but you're also putting your money with your mouth we've put one point one almost 1.5 million dollars we've donated to non-profits now and they're like you're doing an amazing thing we do not care now when we me and eli leave here we're doing a forum for autism and not only autism awareness but what we can do for the community locally like stuff like that it's because we actually care about it it doesn't matter if you say the word retard and people will try to cancel you based on that it's like no no no no it's it's it's your intent and your actions now if you said that and call writing that to any in front of any of these guys you fucking die oh yeah no quickest death sentence as you say it with negative intent oh i am yeah so sorry for you you'll be you'll get your fucking ass the the new one is uh obese excuse me oh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh you're not supposed to say obese anymore didn't you see that thing that uh jillian michaels just went on like whatever those youtube shows are where they like it was uh i think it was surrounded so she has like 30 obese people around her and she's sitting in a chair in the middle it's a big room and she yeah dude whoever whoever organized that over at jubilee where they're like what what shows do we have they're fat people make it so the first one to run to the chair gets to speak first 30 bro hilarious they're fucking winded when they sit down the ganglars thumbnail the ganglars thumbnail the ganglars thumbnail multiple times i just haven't clicked on the multiple times i just haven't clicked on the video the gang learns about inertia video the gang learns about inertia but like but like formula one you're on a roll in formula one you're on a roll in jillian michaels was talking and she jillian michaels was talking and she says um you know basically like she uses says um you know basically like she uses a word obesity in the context of like the a word obesity in the context of like the scientific term of like obesity is scientific term of like obesity is really bad for your health and the really bad for your health and the woman the woman speaking is like can we not woman the woman speaking is like can we not use that language we need to use it use that language we need to use it was like she wanted to say fat bodied was like she wanted to say fat bodied person or something like that we talked person or something like that we talked about that it was insane the text about that it was insane the text because i was like this sounds because i was like this sounds way yeah calling somebody a fat body way yeah calling somebody a fat body sounds way worse than calling somebody sounds way worse than calling somebody morbid obese like the medical term in morbid obese like the medical term in the military that's what we called yeah the military that's what we called yeah that's what we called anybody that was that's what we called anybody that was drill sergeants would call them it's drill sergeants would call them it's like hey fat body get over here and i like hey fat body get over here and i don't think don't think people realize that was a derogatory people realize that was a derogatory term anything a drill sergeant would say term anything a drill sergeant would say is intended to be derogatory is intended to be derogatory it motivates you rich and there's there's it motivates you rich and there's there's a there's an objective medical a there's an objective medical classification for what is obese and classification for what is obese and morbidly obese like those are morbidly obese like those are it's not an opinion i it's not like you it's not an opinion i it's not like you look this way it's like you fall within look this way it's like you fall within these boundaries i love the people that these boundaries i love the people that are like anti-against on the internet are like anti-against on the internet anytime you're like hey it's probably anytime you're like hey it's probably not healthy to be five two three fifty not healthy to be five two three fifty are you a medical doctor have you seen are you a medical doctor have you seen my blood work do you know like i don't my blood work do you know like i don't my blood work do you know like i don't need to be a medical like i'm not a need to be a medical like i'm not a need to be a medical like i'm not a mechanic if you fire up the car and it mechanic if you fire up the car and it mechanic if you fire up the car and it sounds like i know something's wrong sounds like i know something's wrong sounds like i know something's wrong like also if half the body panels are like also if half the body panels are like also if half the body panels are falling off falling off falling off it's not street safe i don't know it's not street safe i don't know it's not street safe i don't know unrelated how's your campaign going unrelated how's your campaign going unrelated how's your campaign going great actually setting that up for a great actually setting that up for a great actually setting that up for a while while while things are going well thank you for things are going well thank you for things are going well thank you for asking asking asking pulling that back back around completely pulling that back back around completely pulling that back back around completely unrelated i just i don't understand how unrelated i just i don't understand how unrelated i just i don't understand how you can try to say that stuff like that you can try to say that stuff like that you can try to say that stuff like that is healthy and you can you can like is healthy and you can you can like is healthy and you can you can like point to a bunch of different things point to a bunch of different things point to a bunch of different things about like hey as a society we are way about hey as a society we are way too into you know eating out or cooking too into you know eating out or cooking too into you know eating out or cooking and all these crazy oils or all these and all these crazy oils or all these and all these crazy oils or all these carcinogenic stuff like there's a lot of carcinogenic stuff like there's a lot of carcinogenic stuff like there's a lot of unhealthy behaviors that we have but to unhealthy behaviors that we have but to unhealthy behaviors that we have but to say that like being fat in general is say that like being fat in general is say that like being fat in general is healthy i just i don't understand how healthy i just i don't understand how healthy i just i don't understand how you make that you make that you make that jump jump jump we're the only country that has we went we're the only country that has we went from like from like from like well we're at 60 obesity rate i think well we're at 60 obesity rate i think well we're at 60 obesity rate i think which is extremely unhealthy and then which is extremely unhealthy and then which is extremely unhealthy and then when you go to other countries it is one when you go to other countries it is one when you go to other countries it is one where they look at you like what the where they look at you like what the where they look at you like what the happened for this because happened for this because happened for this because diet fitness exercise it's diet fitness exercise it's diet fitness exercise it's just it'll make you feel better when just it'll make you feel better when just it'll make you feel better when you go to the gym with yeah like all of you go to the gym with yeah like all of you go to the gym with yeah like all of us going to the gym guess what dave we us going to the gym guess what dave we us going to the gym guess what dave we got a boy tweet dave has now been a got a boy tweet dave has now been a got a boy tweet dave has now been a month and a half a month in three weeks month and a half a month in three weeks month and a half a month in three weeks at the gym and he is crushing it and he at the gym and he is crushing it and he at the gym and he is crushing it and he went from uh went from uh went from uh some depression to some depression to some depression to he's like he's like he's like i should have been doing this a lot i should have been doing this a lot i should have been doing this a lot longer and i want that for people like i longer and i want that for people like i longer and i want that for people like i want it's not like oh i want you to be want it's not like oh i want you to be want it's not like oh i want you to be lesser than it's like no i know how good lesser than it's like no i know how good lesser than it's like no i know how good this is for you and i want that for you this is for you and i want that for you this is for you and i want that for you you know it's not like you're trying to you know it's not like you're trying to you know it's not like you're trying to make people feel less than make people feel less than make people feel less than no like you're trying to help them no like you're trying to help them It's not coming from a bad place, I guess is what I'm trying to say. No, I think a lot of people would be surprised. We care about if we see you doing that, we will be the first ones to be like, yo, keep doing that. We will help you. That's why we bully Ethan. Exactly. Oh, it's one of the reasons. Poor Ethan. But now he's lifting. If you go to, like people always say, like, well, I don't want to get judged at the gym. If you go to, like, the biggest, like, bodybuilder steroid gym, like, out there, and you're a much bigger individual, but you're out there working your ass off, trying to better yourself, you will find nothing but support. If somebody tries to talk shit to you for that, they're going to get their ass beat because that's just not the culture. It's one of those weird things where people do think it's like bodybuilders or, like, meatheads are going to attack you. It's like, no, they will be the most supportive individuals and probably write you out a workout plan and a diet plan. They'll be like, what do you need here? That's steroids. Oh, my God. Like, no, don't do that one. You hear that shit all the time, though, like. Jiu Jitsu. Cause I'm like, I need to get in shape before I go do that. It's like, that's what you do to get in shape, dude. I don't just show up. Like I don't, I want to go to college, but I need to get my doctorate degree first. No, you go to college to get the doctorate degree. I mean, that's how this works. Like, sorry, like people want, they just make it really complex or just want an excuse to why they can't do something or why they are the way they are. And it is baffling. If I have to hear one more morbidly obese woman claim that I, how do I want to phrase this? The amount of people that have said something along the lines that defies the laws of physics blows my mind. It's not just calories in calories out. It's more complicated than that. No, it isn't. No, it's not. If it's not that simple, the government would have abducted you and hooked you up to machines because you're a renewable energy. Source that defies the laws of physics. Like you can't just eat less food and lose weight. Yes, you can show me one picture of somebody that's three 50 in a concentration camp. You can't, they don't exist. It's not a thing. Well, that's, that's one thing too, is like, are there things that like play into that? Like with hormones, as far as like what your body draws from first, whether it's fat muscle, things like that. Oh, of course. Sure. But yeah, you're, you're definitely, if you're, if you're running at a consistent deficit, if you're actually like working and you've got like a thousand calorie deficit, you are going to lose. Yeah. What is it? 3,600 calories per fat per pound of fat around there. Something along those lines. It's like, yeah, that's, that's just a mathematical reality. What I find, yes. Uh, what I find fascinating is I am not big. I was never big. I was actually quite skinny. I was borderline, uh, uh, not anorexic, but below normal. BMI for a huge part of my life until I discovered gym for a little bit. But, uh, for the past five or six years, I've been living quite a sedentary lifestyle. I started to get a lot of back pain, which was weird because I thought, Hey, I'm skinny. I'm healthy. No. In the past four months, I've been going to the gym more often. And I've been doing some exercises, particularly for lower back for core. My back pain is gone. Yeah. Completely. Gym is just healthy. It's just healthy. My life has improved so much because I can sit and not be like, Oh, it's the chair building up the muscle. Yeah. So your, your back's not pulling everything altogether. Yeah. So a lot of people don't realize your core is extremely important. If you're doing your planks, your sit ups, your deadlifts, squats, any of those activate the core and then alleviates your back doing your lower back, doing the work. Usually it's tight hamstrings that are your posterior chain. Primary dominance. And then secondary, uh, is the secondaries take over. And that's what caused that tension instead of your, your glutes and your hamstrings doing the work, your lower back starts doing the work. And then it just causes back pain. Yay. And then you're like, what the fuck's going on? I do not like that. I'm 22. Why does my back hurt? Yeah. I will say, I think all the body positivity stuff's been dying down ever since they came out with the fat vaccine. It's been really put a, put a hole in that argument. Oh my gosh. I mean, I don't know if you guys it's used to a very unhealthy degree right now for sure, but I mean, it just destroys the argument of it's not just calories in calories out unless you take this shot. What's the shot do? Oh, it makes it so you're not hungry. So you don't eat as much. Oh, so it was that all along. I don't know. I'll let you guys decide if you want to keep this. I don't know if you've seen a lot of Hollywood's using that and abusing it too. Well, they look gaunt. Did you see Ariana Grande's video? No. Oh, she looks bad. The one that drives me nuts is Megan trainer. No, this is brother. She was the one that got famous for being a little bit bigger and she sings a song. It's all about that base about that. And she like has songs about being a bigger girl and being thick or whatever. Well, she started taking GLPs, whatever the are Monjaro. And she like lost a ton of weight, which great. That's fine. Like whatever, like whatever's healthy for you. If, if that is, if that's the only way you can lose weight and that you, oh, there's risks involved. Like, yes, but are the risks worse than being morbidly obese your whole life? If no, take the fucking medication. Here's what drove me crazy about it. Cause people were saying like all the, all the risks of, um, you know, oh, you know, bone density and everything like that from, from taking this GLP ones. It's like, well, yeah, you're telling me somebody who didn't understand anything about nutrition. So they ballooned up to a giant weight because they didn't understand calories in calories out, macronutrients, micronutrients, whatever. Now that you made them not hungry and they're having 900 calories a day, still don't understand. Mm-hmm about nutrition. They're just eating fewer gushers. It's like, okay, you're telling me that suddenly they don't have all the nutrients they need to feed their bones. Mm-hmm I'm not shocked. Yeah. That should not be surprising. The bowl isn't necessarily weight. It's healthy. Yes. Yeah. And that's correct. I don't know. It takes, it's a little harder to define Ariana Grande. This is this video came out 12 days ago. This actually people, the comments were just like, Hey, we're just worried about you now. Like that's it. Dude, her chest. You can see her ribs like in this area. Well, I mean, oh God. Yeah. Well, cause people were talking about that with, um, that's a lot of, what is it? Wicked dude. Yeah. Well, wicked, exactly. Wicked. And they're like, Hey, we think like her show, like the shoulder bones to get this woman, a cheeseburger. That's how we were like, what? But I was saying the part that drives me nuts, like Megan trainer, obviously went on this medication, which is fine. But now her whole Instagram feed is her in the gym. And she's trying to play. Like in my opinion, she's trying to play it off. Like I lost all this weight because it's hard work in the gym, but then you watch her doing exercises in the gym. And I was like, she did not lose 10 reps of shenanigans. Yeah. She did not lose that much weight with a five pound kettlebell. I'm sorry. Like this is Connor. Oh, fuck sake. I mean, fresh out of Somalia, dude, the singers. Oh, welcome to the podcast. This is pretty mild. Fairly mild. How come she didn't get cast in the new He-Man? How did Jared Leto get that job? Wait, how's the new He-Man? I heard it was, I heard it was actually pretty good. Yeah. Really, really good. I seen the first, I need to finish it. I watched the first like 30 minutes. It's like, oh, this is actually pretty funny right now. I enjoyed it in the context of this is what I remember from He-Man when I was a kid. I think it's fine. It's obviously cheesy, but it's supposed to be cheesy. It's for kids. It's based on He-Man. But as an adult, I'm sitting there and being like, man, some of these guys powers are lame. Oh yeah. What's this guy's power. His neck gets really long. Like what a lame fucking power. It's like, that's, that's the weak point. Yeah. The structurally most vulnerable weakest part of my entire anatomy. I can make it a really big target. What's the superpower? I expose my heart. Yeah. Whoa. Why? I can punch people. Don't you die from that? That seems kind of useless. For movies when, uh, I'm assuming you watched F1. Oh yeah. Did you, did you, what did you think of that? I got like, everyone loved it. Nick, you loved it. Oh, okay. I've seen it like three or four times now. It's good. My man. Yeah. Same. Um, when I went into that movie, I didn't realize it started with the 24 hours of Daytona. And this was about. A week after I had done the 24 hours of, of Daytona, not in real life. Virtually. I have got some car friends that I do sim racing with and. Is that iRacing, right? Yes. We spent weeks prepping for this event and we chose the, the Porsche 911. We did. I can. So you did the actual digital 24 full fucking hours. Yes. Oh, iRacing. Dude, we have to actually, this would be a really good gang episode. It's not all me. It was a group of four or five of us. So we take shifts, but still someone stays up. You. Racing four or five hours at a time. Yep. About yeah. No shit. Yeah. It's just, it's a lot, but it's fun. It's kind of grueling mentally. It's difficult. You're sitting there sweating the whole time, but man, the camaraderie, it's great. No shit. Um, yeah. I can still hear the sound of the Porsche transmission just in my mind. Sometimes when I go to sleep, it's great. So I, I went into this movie, not knowing that it starts with Brad Pitt or Sonny Hayes driving the 911. And they did such a good job of. Keeping it accurate, but entertaining and enjoyable. Oh my goodness. The first couple of minutes of that movie, I couldn't sit still. I was hopping up in my seat going, babe, babe, the engine sounds right. No movie does that anymore. Do you hear it? They're doing yes, babe. Yeah. I'm just like geeking out over it. So, uh, yeah, uh, they did a really good job on the movie. I enjoyed it quite a bit. That's cool. Yes. The F1 stuff was awesome, but just the way that it started sold huge fan 10 out of 10, the average car guys, significant other, like watching it with them, like just swiping on Tinder, like yes, babe. I'm the same way with, with gun guns and movies, stuff like that. Was it, was it Kevin we had on that helped with saving private Ryan for the audio. That was really cool. I wasn't even on that podcast, but I watched it and hearing him talk about like the level of just audio work they put into that movie was crazy. I can say this now. I just got credited with helping. With the, uh, the gun noises and the gun sounds for the new call of duty coming out. That's pretty sick. So I don't think I told any of you guys about that. No. Yeah. Some of our boys at drive tanks just called me up one day. They're like, Hey, call of duty crews here they need these guns and they'd like to record with this this that's this can we borrow stuff and can you come out and help us with that i'm like yeah totally did they get that oh we were doing like we were just sitting there just the ak-50 it was asmr ak-50 was included in it just in case okay and they figured it was easier to get their audio now this is it's really going to do a lot for the video game when i get shot by some 11 year old that has a ninja turtle or nikki minaj skin to know that the gun audio is correct yes yeah you might say that but yeah brandon i got someone will appreciate it i i still remember being on youtube and finding this video that was saying like every movie does snipers wrong and i was like what do you mean it does snipers wrong it's simple and there was a scene of like a long distance sniper shot and the scene basically goes where you hear the sound of a gun going off and then the bullet hits him and then they go no that's completely wrong completely because the bullet travels faster than the speed of sound it should be oh that makes sense it's amazing and so for me i have a similar thing just with movies whenever there's cars in there i cannot help notice when they do a disservice at almost any movie oh my goodness uh like baby driver need for speed i made a video about this on my youtube page where it just it drives me insane where you see a car with a very bespoke sound to it and it just changes every four seconds it's almost unwatchable for me no i'll have to talk to you about this because i texted eli after we did for formula four i immediately like i left from like we both left from the same airport we went to dallas you guys went home i went to jordan yep and so i'm on this 15 hour flight to dubai and i'm watching uh f1 of course yeah the you know on the flight there just recently having done the f4 course or whatever i'm like what the is brad pitt doing with his hands and he's like yep i'm like interesting driving yeah five minutes into this movie i'm like what the up with his hands straight away because it's a movie yeah because you can't do this for a movie it's boring and so they're just whipping that back up it's like oh he's under duress obviously straight he's fighting to keep the car oh yeah new guns and everything is one thing with all the guys it's just like the first one that did it right recently was john wick can tell that it was a lot of just like i mean john changed the the gun world it really did yeah or in hollywood aren't they like officially isn't keanu reeves like officially credited with the flick mag dump uh i feel like that existed longer for him i think he's been running jokes of it before him but i do think he he more mainstreamed it to the general populace actually oh there was the commercial back in like two like the old magpul videos yeah when the guy goes like this and kills the back he goes like that you know what movies i want to come back i love hot shots with charlie sheen yes hot shots to part two is so when he's doing the rambo thing and everybody's just falling down he's got the m60 and then he runs out of ammo and he just like grabs a handful of ammo out of a can and throws it and you hear bullet noises and they all fall down like that's so funny to me war it's fantastic as a as a non-gun guy what did john wick the movie do for guns that was so much better actually reloads okay okay that i can appreciate dear god they got it right oh they're having a battle with suppressors in a subway it was very artsy i see have you heard a suppressed gun before it's still out you're gonna notice yeah somebody doesn't next to you you're gonna be like the the fuck was that was that a fly yeah no no it's it's still but uh john wick won uh really kind of i think was a turning point in hollywood because uh so keanu reeves actually trained with terran he was really doing all the actual gunplay stuff he learned how to manipulate these firearms over weeks of training okay so and that came across in his weapons handling but all this all the different things like wall banging people like through sheet rock a lot of the like actual like the reloads the gunplay was a lot better than the actual gunplay was a lot better than the gunplay was actually it was like the gunplay was an actor in the movie got it like they they really catered it toward that yeah and i think all the gun guys appreciated it because before then it was like the early 2000s with hollywood gunplay it was so those are stopping high caliber rifle rounds and shit it wasn't much different than the 80s and then john wick i feel like was it john wick or was it just that time period i don't know but i feel like john wick was a turning point doors stopped uh any gun possible guns cars yeah excuse me uh doors cars what's the actor that plays not the actor that plays goose in the og um oh val kilmer val kilmer what's goose um ice man yeah what is the movie he's in where he re he's like a bank robber and he reloads the m16 yeah yeah like i i have heard they didn't show it at mine but like i've heard they actually show that at like some infantry schools of like this is how you're supposed to reload oh yeah i've heard they actually show that at like some infantry schools of like this is how you're supposed to reload and they show that clip from the movie heat of val kilmer back in the day doing that actual reload because they got the m4s the fncs like heat was actually that that really was the first time people actually paid attention to gunplay in that scene because he was here drop reloading slapping and then back on target which uh bounding movement compared to like fast and furious one when it's like itress and the bolts fall out from the the floorboard and you're like the second you know cars my immersion's broken yeah yeah i can't enjoy this why did the floor plate fall because it said engine warning and then danger to manifold yeah passenger floor watch it again it's really bad you go back and watch the original i will die on the hill that fast and furious three is the best one oh tokyo drift it's my favorite one it's the only one that's like not even part of the storyline was that the one where the guy like it opens with the dude like crashing through the construction site and go can i get a copy of that yes i love that it was good that's my favorite fast and furious movie and then the rest of them are just like all right street racing that's cool and then like i blinked and summary the dude that was running the underground street races is now hacking into nasa i don't know what's happening flying aj rules flying a rocket space and you're like huh this took a detour versus yeah the mind they calling me a what is that tokyo drift was just i mean you know it was just hollywood being like all right hear me out armageddon where you know it was easier to teach oil riggers how to be astronauts instead of teaching astronauts how to drill a fucking hole that but for nine movies of street racers doing everything yep wasn't it where he's uh one of the actors was like he asked the director that uh yeah that was uh ben affleck on the armageddon i was like wouldn't it just be easier to teach astronauts how to drill a hole shut the fuck up i didn't know about that okay well yeah that loophole just shut up and bang the hot chick from the lord of the rings yes sir i never thought about it i'll take the paycheck oh just the idea is like you know what's easier than training astronauts to drill a hole teaching oil riggers to fucking know how to travel into space never thought i will say easy peasy the cast or whoever the writer was did a great job with the list of demands one more thing we don't ever want to fucking pay taxes again i was like i'll save the planet no more taxes okay we can do that i guess sure i've paid my dues dude that works then where do the people find you on the social medias pretty much on every platform it's just actually on the internet it's just on the internet it's just on the internet actually then all one word except tiktok this is actually event there you go that's somebody else steal the name first kinda yeah yeah yeah don't buy it from it'll be expensive did you buy your urls yet nah by the domain names we should go do that before this podcast airs literally before next week understood is it by all is it rude to do it while we're talking no i know i would buy actually then.com.org.net i would buy this is actually then.com.core dot at and any common misspellings buy them all right now we do we do like uh you can do that now and the camera will let like i know people that don't own the url that they should own and they've been told i want fifty thousand dollars for it because understood it's worth it to them and only them and they can't get it until they pay up nick you ready to close thank you for coming to the unsubscribed podcast i was joined here today 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